Ep 237: Too Many Slits

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 237: Too Many Slits

Release Date: February 25, 2025
Host/Authors: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

In Episode 237 of This Is Important, titled "Too Many Slits," hosts Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck delve into a variety of engaging and humorous topics. Steering clear of advertisements, intros, and Outros, the conversation is rich with personal anecdotes, comedic banter, and insightful discussions on subjects ranging from substance use to family life.

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1. The Kratom Conversation ([05:03] - [07:02])

The episode kicks off with a candid discussion about Kratom, a substance gaining attention for its stimulant and opioid-like effects. Anders Holm introduces the topic:

Anders Holm ([06:22]): "They say essentially it's like a mix between like an Adderall and Ecstasy. It gives you like a little sense of euphoria and a little get up and go like you're ready."

Blake Anderson and Kyle Newacheck debate its legality and potential for addiction, sharing personal insights and experiences. The conversation highlights the complexities surrounding Kratom's use and regulatory status.

Kyle Newacheck ([07:04]): "Some people think it's like highly addictive."

2. Culinary Adventures and Preferences ([03:03] - [12:07])

The hosts reminisce about their culinary experiences in New Orleans, focusing on local delicacies like Po Boys from Shorty's and fried chicken from Willy's. Blake fondly recalls:

Blake Anderson ([03:15]): "And I will say that was my favorite meal."

Anders counters with his less favorable experience at Willy's, leading to a humorous exchange about the quality and timing of their meals.

Anders Holm ([04:31]): "I will say, the handful of times I've eaten at Willy's, okay? It's not good."

The conversation shifts to their favorite meals and eateries, showcasing their diverse tastes and the bonds formed over shared dining experiences.

3. Balancing Career and Family Life ([12:07] - [28:44])

The discussion shifts to the challenges of balancing their careers with family responsibilities. Blake shares anecdotes about their roles in the hit series "Righteous Gemstones" and upcoming media appearances, including press tours and potential guest spots on shows like Jimmy Kimmel.

Blake Anderson ([23:49]): "We're doing a bunch of press. Doing... yeah, doing Jimmy Kimmel here soon."

They also touch upon parenting, recounting stories about their children's antics and the joys and trials of raising young ones.

Kyle Newacheck ([28:44]): "Look at my son, Bo. He threw the keys to my boat overboard."

4. The Great Donut Debate ([49:00] - [57:00])

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a lively debate about donuts, their favorites, and the humorous pitfalls of indulging too much. Anders shares his overindulgence with two dozen donuts, leading to a funny recount of how they were eventually consumed.

Anders Holm ([51:58]): "He's a sweetheart. He's a good man."

Blake and Adam weigh in with their preferences, discussing various types like crullers, bear claws, and glazed donuts. The banter is punctuated with jokes about McDonald's fries and the infamous quest to finish leftover treats.

Blake Anderson ([54:10]): "Blueberry fritter. And then, you know, the... they're called crawlers. They're like the ones that are like eggy in the middle."

5. Parenting and Early Education ([27:00] - [28:44])

The hosts discuss the importance of early swimming education for children, sharing personal stories about teaching their kids to swim.

Kyle Newacheck ([28:17]): "He had him going from like under one. Like you're doing."

This segment underscores their commitment to parenting while juggling demanding careers, blending practical advice with their trademark humor.

6. Reflections on Aging and Friendships ([62:00] - [71:57])

As the conversation progresses, the hosts reflect on aging, friendships, and the evolution of their relationships. They joke about hairstyle changes, weight fluctuations, and the humorous dynamics of long-term friendships.

Anders Holm ([64:44]): "I love that, dude. That's funny."

Blake and Kyle share light-hearted stories about their interactions, teasing each other about habits and personal quirks, all while celebrating their enduring camaraderie.

7. The “Too Many Slits” Anecdote ([34:09] - [38:57])

The titular discussion revolves around a mishap involving boat keys and the numerous slits on a boat. Blake recounts the chaotic episode where a child accidentally threw the keys overboard, leading to a frantic search through the boat's many slits.

Kyle Newacheck ([34:09]): "Out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random."

This story serves as a metaphor for the overwhelming and often humorous challenges of managing multiple facets of life, tying back to the episode's theme of dealing with "too many slits."

Conclusion

Episode 237 of This Is Important masterfully blends humor with heartfelt discussions, offering listeners a window into the lives of four creative minds navigating the complexities of career, family, and personal growth. Through their engaging dialogue and relatable stories, Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck deliver an episode that's both entertaining and meaningful.

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Notable Quotes:

1. Anders Holm ([06:22]): "They say essentially it's like a mix between like an Adderall and Ecstasy. It gives you like a little sense of euphoria and a little get up and go like you're ready."

2. Blake Anderson ([03:15]): "And I will say that was my favorite meal."

3. Kyle Newacheck ([51:58]): "That's a psychotic amount of donuts. That's it."

4. Blake Anderson ([54:10]): "Blueberry fritter. And then, you know, the... they're called crawlers. They're like the ones that are like eggy in the middle."

5. Kyle Newacheck ([34:09]): "Out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random."

These quotes encapsulate the essence of the discussions, highlighting the blend of humor and sincerity that defines the podcast.

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Note: Timestamps are approximate and correspond to the conversation's progression, excluding advertisement segments.

Transcript

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[Unknown]

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[Blake Anderson]

You mean the beanbag chair?

[Unknown]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Unknown]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

To this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this Is Important.

[Unknown]

If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like effort to like detach yourself from what's happening.

[Blake Anderson]

And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.

[Unknown]

Know I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cob.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Unknown]

Oh, my gosh. Here we go.

I eat because I'm unhappy. What is. I'm your. Wake up. Wake up.

[Blake Anderson]

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

[Unknown]

Are you just hitting keys over there, or do you eat because you're unhappy?

Actually, I wouldn't say. No, I wouldn't say. That's the reason I.

Do you think he doesn't eat because he's unhappy, Adam?

Yeah, I. Yes, that is right. Remember when we were in New Orleans and Blake kept going, we gotta eat again. And it was like, the one meal that we had together.

[Blake Anderson]

And I will say that was my favorite meal.

[Unknown]

So it just meant, like, every day. Every day he was like, oh, we gotta eat again for the one meal that we had. I eat because I'm on high.

[Blake Anderson]

That was my favorite meal.

[Unknown]

So that means some days you don't eat. Which meal?

Fourth meal.

We ate a meal together every day that we were together.

[Blake Anderson]

The best one was the. When we went to get the Po Boys. That was my favorite. When Trump owned Shorty's. Yeah, that one was rad.

[Unknown]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

That was delicious.

[Unknown]

Yeah, that one was sick. Yeah.

What about the fried chicken? Did you end up. Were you even eating when we went and got fried chicken, or were you just having a couple fries?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. I'm the one who spotted the place. And the place is called Willy's.

[Unknown]

Hang on a second.

By the way, Willys is a. Willy's isn't like a. Oh, Willy's. Willy's is a. A fast food.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Yeah.

[Unknown]

And. And I would say bad most of the time.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no.

[Unknown]

You must have got a good bath.

He goes, I spotted it. It was next to them.

And it's also on Bourbon. Eagle eyes. It's on Bourbon street, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Every driver we had said, willie's is the place. And also, there's a huge Lil Wayne head in there, like, just on the wall. It's very cool. They play music hell loud. They have daiquiris. It's all. It's the best.

[Unknown]

I will say, the handful of times I've eaten at Willy's, okay? It's not good. And when I eat there, it's usually like 3am you're stumbling back to your hotel.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a kinsman.

[Unknown]

I'm a kinsman, and it's not that good. I think you, if I remember correctly, went early in the day, and so they probably had a good batch come out. A fresh batch come out.

Exactly. He was like, let me get your first batch.

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And let me tell you, it was delicioso.

[Unknown]

I enjoyed it.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Unknown]

I enjoy it.

I'm your friend. This is what I'm talking about when I. When I'm saying feel free. The little thing that I'm. That I'm taking. And you guys asked me, what are you talking about again? It's the little blue bottle.

[Blake Anderson]

Uh huh.

[Unknown]

This is it. This is the. Feel free.

I don't even remember asking you. Well, we were so feel free to skip explaining it. What are we talking about?

[Blake Anderson]

Do whatever you want, man. It's the Kratom shit that he takes and he's addicted.

[Unknown]

Is this another sponsor?

No, this is not a sponsor. This is.

[Blake Anderson]

He's on his way.

[Unknown]

I wish it was a sponsor.

What are we doing?

No, this is. Feel free. This is the. I mean, it's like a fucking drug, dude. And when I posted that, I ordered that. I'm taking it.

[Blake Anderson]

Uhhuh.

[Unknown]

Because there's no caffeine. So this is my get around for not drinking a lot of caffeine.

What is it?

It's like Kratom.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm still gonna send.

[Unknown]

It's like Kratom people.

[Blake Anderson]

We, we kind of discussed it last time. Some people think it's like highly addictive.

[Unknown]

Some people that crawled. Crawled into my DMs. And, and they're like, oh, dude, I. I fell off the wagon and it was all Kratom's fault. And then, and then sort of led me to believe that maybe these are the type of people that easily would fall off the wagon because I'm loving it, dude. Loving it.

[Paige Desorbo]

I just want to party.

[Blake Anderson]

But yeah, to be.

[Unknown]

So just for my clarification, what is it? I don't remember talking about it.

So they say essentially it's like a mix between like an Adderall and Ecstasy. And when they. And when they say that those people have not taken either of those drugs because it's not, but it does. It gives you like a little sense of euphoria and a little get up and go like you're ready.

So is this like gas station. Is this like a gas station pickup?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, it's readily available at gas station.

[Unknown]

Yes.

But is this like a Whole Foods pickup?

You can't. You used to be able to send it to your house and now you're not allowed to. It's getting, it's getting a little bit more illegal.

[Blake Anderson]

Illegal. Thanks Trump.

[Unknown]

Naughty, naughty.

[Blake Anderson]

Thanks R. Okay.

[Unknown]

No born legalese.

That's why you like it. You feel like you're on the edge again.

I'm a little bit. Bit of a bad boy.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that. I love your bad boy.

[Unknown]

Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack and all right. Talk, feel free. But.

And so you drink this. You drink this for a pick me up. This is your replacement for, like, an energy drink?

Yeah, an energy drink or a coffee. And you take one, you know, a little scissor of this, and it's good, dude.

And why does this thing that's illegal to mail pass, like, the sniff test for what you're not allowed to have? Because it's too new. It's too new to be on the list.

Too new. They didn't. They told me. They did not tell me anything about this. And I actually brought it up to my doctor, and he was like, I've.

[Blake Anderson]

Never heard of it.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I don't know. I've never really. I've never heard of that. And I'm like, green light, green light.

You already gone. He looks up from the check from his clipboard and he's like, I don't know. I never heard of it.

The door just closes. You just hear the.

[Blake Anderson]

Your hat is spinning in the air. I love that. Say, love that.

[Unknown]

Nurse.

Did you see Adam Divine? He ran out saying, say less.

[Blake Anderson]

Feel free.

[Unknown]

And what's so funny is this. This thing is 2 servings. Oh, so you can't even take.

[Blake Anderson]

Not for you.

[Unknown]

Oh, man, there's no way you don't finish that.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I'm glad to hear you're not addicted. And it's.

[Unknown]

It's not addicting, dude. It's not addicted.

[Blake Anderson]

That's amazing.

[Unknown]

I mean, it probably is. Yeah, it probably is.

[Blake Anderson]

Drink.

[Unknown]

I think I just don't have that. I mean, I do have an addictive personality, but not that addictive. Not that.

Not that str.

Personality.

I do. I do love the idea of Adam driving with Chloe and then being like, honey, let me just. Let me run in the 7:11 real quick just to see if they have it. I'm not gonna buy. I just want.

What's funny is you. You have to look up, like, store locators, and it's. They're always in the shittiest gas stations you've ever. Like. Not the name. Not the name brand. Like, like the real down and dirty dog.

Adam is in bed late at night, just on there going, it's 2.2 miles away. I could go get it right now. They're open.

I wouldn't want one at bedtime. It would keep me up.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, this.

[Unknown]

Yeah. But Adam We've established you have a hate, hate relationship with sleep. You don't want to sleep sleep in your day.

[Blake Anderson]

You want to go do daddy's Go Juice.

[Unknown]

Yeah, well, I'm a father. I'm a.

Can nobody hold you down?

I do responsible things like Kratom. Okay. Not, not those irresponsible things like Go Juices.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown]

Is that irresponsible now?

[Blake Anderson]

A little bit.

[Unknown]

Are you turning your back on.

Well, I did have. I will say I've had my first Go Juice in something like maybe a year. Maybe my first Go Juice in a year. I had it yesterday because I did what I did the Jennifer Hudson Show.

[Blake Anderson]

Just like a daytime talk show.

[Unknown]

You have to have all kinds of energy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You got to be tapping in.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

And I drove up from Orange county, so I'm sluggish. Ruggish. Bone. You know, of course. Hanging.

I forgot about that member of Bone Thug.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Sluggish.

[Unknown]

Yeah, the one, the one that came.

Crazy, crazy. I'm sluggish.

Sluggish, Ruggish.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello. I'm sluggish. So is that the one where they make you walk down the.

[Unknown]

Oh, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Going viral. Where you have to, like, dance down, dude.

[Unknown]

And I was dancing like such an asshole. I was dancing so hard. Dude, Wait till you see me dancing. Did I drop into a.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Unknown]

Here we go.

[Blake Anderson]

This is how it starts, dude.

[Unknown]

I know. I can't help myself.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you tear your stomach lining or something? Is what happened.

[Unknown]

I didn't. I didn't. I am in more pain today than I was the previous few days. So I think, dude, this is 40. That might have something to do with it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I think.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I think.

And by the way, this is not a thing that you are, like, stretching.

No, no. Because I'm never planning.

Go back and try.

Wasn't. I was like. I did one where I'm just sort of shimming down, and then I got. And they're like, go back. They're like, that sucked.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, they do two. Pull the curtain. Yeah.

[Unknown]

No, and they were like. And so I'm like, okay. So I, I. I kind of jog back a little bit, and then I'm, like, doing a little crazier dance move. And then the hype of the crowd kind of got to me, and they're like, you know, as it does my name and stuff, and then I'm like, I gotta give the people what they were Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. What were they?

[Unknown]

What song did they say?

They're was like an Adam chant. It was. They were chanting my name. In a fun way.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but they. They're usually chanting it like, go at them.

[Unknown]

Go, Adam, go. Go at him. Go at him.

Go.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so it was the Ninja Turtles 2 song.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah, that get me.

[Blake Anderson]

It's go, ninja Go, ninja go.

[Unknown]

I think. I think maybe I might have made that up, but. But it was a version of that.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Little Rob van Winkle.

So. So you. You'll see that I don't. I don't know when it comes out, but yeah. So I dropped in, did a. The split squat.

Split squat.

Split squat.

[Blake Anderson]

And now. And you've been drinking. Feel free ever since.

[Unknown]

What is it? What is just this.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Unknown]

The jazz splits. I did a classic jazz split.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Unknown]

My man's doing some jazz, some squats.

[Blake Anderson]

Jazzed.

[Unknown]

I like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, cool. Well, that sounds fun. That sounds like a fun.

[Unknown]

And Jennifer Hudson. Very fun. Very fun audience. My parents were in the crowd.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Unknown]

So obviously my mom got some stage screen time. And then they. My mom was like, can I meet Jennife Jennifer? And goes on stage. After we're done with our little segment, my mom, you know, we take a photo with Jennifer, and then me and my dad are being taken off the stage. My mom just. And the Gary Cannon, who's the. The warm up guy, is a comic, and I know. I know him. I've known him for years.

Oh, yeah.

And he's going like, give it up for Adam Divine and his mom, Penny. My mom does not get off the stage. She's just standing there, basking in the glory of the crowd. Dude, it feels good.

I mean, it made you do this.

[Blake Anderson]

I would watch a daytime. Penny Divine daytime show would be incredible. I would rock. That would be a rock.

[Unknown]

That's kind of fun. You guys should. Adam, keep that one in the pocket. Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, don't that.

[Unknown]

You're right. You're right.

Blake, what would your. Do you think you would succumb to the. The chance of go, Blake. Go, Blake, go. I'm gonna come and. What are you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

I. I have seen these videos that were t. If for people who haven't seen them before. The Jennifer Hudson show. Before you come out, you, like, walk. You basically do, like, a soul train line where you pull out all your dance moves. And just watching stars have to do this gives me great anxiety because I'm.

[Unknown]

Like you said, stars.

[Blake Anderson]

You are. You're star in my eyes and in all of America's eyes.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Because I don't think I have the dance moves to break out for that. I'M like, you do the. You do the walk like the Egyptian hands. And then where do you go after that? Well, Blake, Tootsie roll.

[Unknown]

Thank you.

You still a few of my moves. You do. You do the. You do the tornado. You do the hands up, the spin around.

Not the butterfly, but that's you. He can't do that. You. Adam, let's keep it real. If you saw Blake do that on a. Jennifer Hudson J. HUD viral. J. Hud viral tunnel walk on his first tape.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. I might have a.

[Blake Anderson]

You'd be like, hey, can I. Can I talk to you?

[Unknown]

You'd save it for the pot.

But if I. But if I saw it, I know that if the dance moves are a little whack, they make you do it again. And this. This is a second or third go around. And my boy Blake dug in the crate.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Found. Found a vintage Adam Devine tornado twist.

Not that vintage. This is the way, like, I saw it very recently.

Yeah. But, dude, I've been dusting this one off. This one been back since middle school days, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like I would allow Blake to take that move.

[Blake Anderson]

You had blessed me.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Yeah.

And that's so cool. I like having a friend who allows us.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you. That actually, like, knowing that you have to retake it if you don't come with enough pizzazz is kind of. Kind of, kind of crazy.

[Unknown]

I don't like. I don't like. I got to put on, like, a fake dance. I gotta, like, take on your energy. I'll bring my energy. Don't worry about my energy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I. I see you walking head down. And then they're like, okay, you gotta play along a little bit.

[Unknown]

They're like, okay, you're not allowed on Jennifer.

No, no. What? I do little Obama fist bumps.

Well, Drew knows you've done the daytime talk show. It's a different energy than a nighttime talk show. Daytime. Daytime talk shows, you gotta. I mean, you're. These women are at home. They're vacuuming. They're taking care of a couple kids. They're screaming. You know, they need. They need a little pick me up, and they want a little jolt. They want a little jolt of the home.

They do. Feel free. Yeah. And I get it, because I know it's. It's ladies who clap like this a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay. Small. Small right in front of the chest.

[Unknown]

They're really excited to see these people.

Small right in front of their chest, three inches apart, clapping.

But I. I just Am like. And so if I'm not Mr. Dance Guy, I'm a bad person now, huh?

Yeah, no, I don't know if you're a bad person. I just think they want the energy to come out of the tunnel walk. And I gave it. I mean, I. Like, I said the feel Free hadn't kicked in. I literally was slurping it down when they're like, okay, they need you. Where's the. Where's the Feel free?

[Blake Anderson]

We're not addicted.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Give me the Feel Free.

[Unknown]

Yeah, give it to me.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't go out.

[Unknown]

I can't go out and give me the feel free.

I don't feel free.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like freaking Jesse from Saved by the Bell.

[Unknown]

And I slurped down the feel Free. And. And by the way, I had a go Juice. So I was. I was. I was double. I was double stacking.

Jesus.

And it didn't. It wasn't firing yet. I chugged the go Juice. And then they're calling me, and I'm like, I don't. I don't feel. I don't feel it.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't need another one. It's not working.

[Unknown]

Then I hit the feel Free, and then I made my way out. And I'll tell you what, that first go around, I didn't feel it by that second one. Baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's when the. That's when you start doing the splits.

[Unknown]

Yes. That is my groin, bruh.

Somebody help me.

Yes, it does. It hurts to take deep breaths today, but I don't need to take deep breaths, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Just take little baby ones.

[Unknown]

So. Shattered pelvis.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, cool. I look forward to that.

[Unknown]

The sternum.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm looking forward to that. Is that to promote?

[Unknown]

And. And you're just. You're doing this because you're pushing final season righteous gemstones.

The righteous gemstones. Final season, baby. Season four. Yes.

Yeah.

Season four. I'm very gay.

[Blake Anderson]

Very gay. Dude. I know which do it.

[Unknown]

My wife watched the trailer, and she's like, wow, you're so gay. You're so gay. And I'm like, yeah, my character is fully out now. And she's like, well, did you have to go that gay? And I'm like, well, I don't know that. My cousin, when he came out, he went from zero to gay hero, like, overnight.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow, dude. It feels good. Yeah, it feels good to be out of the closet.

[Unknown]

It's a. You shed. You shed the strange shed.

Your hetero shell. Yes. It's gone.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Unknown]

We did this in In Game over, man, with Blake's character.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, yes. By the end of the film, just.

[Unknown]

There was a freedom.

Freedom to it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Like a feel free ness.

There might have been a few think pieces about it, but, yes, there is a freedom.

I know. They're like, why does he have to be gay? I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't even have to be anything. Nobody has to be straight.

[Blake Anderson]

What are we doing?

[Unknown]

No one has to be.

Who gives a.

[Blake Anderson]

You love him.

[Unknown]

Yeah. I'm so sick of think pieces. Like, just some guy that works at some dumbass blog magazine, I guess, or. It used to be a magazine. Now it's only online because magazines don't exist. And it's just him having to think about having to have a think piece.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm a dumbass.

[Unknown]

He's got to get the clicks. Got to get the clicks. He's got to drum up the bass.

[Blake Anderson]

So many people are thinking. It's crazy.

[Unknown]

Too much.

By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that you went so gay on the show so that, like, whenever Chloe's like, you're so gay, you could be like, why don't you straighten me out? Don't you make me not gay. Thank you. Thank you.

Once you straighten me out, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect.

[Unknown]

You. I've been. I've been dropping some bombs here earlier. Sluggish, ruggish, bone. Straight me out. Yeah, I get. I get no points.

[Blake Anderson]

Three. Three. Three.

[Unknown]

I mean that. Straight me out.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry. I was just laughing at the thought of you telling your wife to straighten you out. That's why you took the role. Well, baby.

[Unknown]

It's not why I took it well, dude.

I. Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode. And I asked him the first episode. He's like, I don't know. I don't know if you are or not. And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there, you know, gay. And you. You pull that. That curtain back, and Danny swears to God, he's like, you know, I didn't know that you were gonna be gay. It was how you played it. And your relationship with Tony Cavallaro.

There you go.

And then it brought. It. Brought it out in the writer's room. We just wrote to. To what you guys were doing, and I'm like, what, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he just saw you guys working out, like, on off days, and he's like, yeah, I think I know where to take this character.

[Unknown]

Yeah, well, dude, you gotta have a workout, buddy. You gotta have a workout, buddy.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Unknown]

Right? Well, and it was cool. Adam would take his hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you don't have to hold hands in the gym.

[Unknown]

Come over here. We're gonna do some preacher curls. Spot me, preacher girls boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Spot me again.

[Unknown]

You're just.

[Blake Anderson]

You're just getting a smoothie. Spot me though.

[Unknown]

Yes.

Why are there two straws in the smoothie? Just easier, dude. Relax.

[Blake Anderson]

Stupid.

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Unknown]

Yeah, so last season. Last season of the Righteous Gemstone. So, yeah, doing a bunch of press. Doing. Yeah, doing Jimmy Kimmel here soon.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, cool.

[Unknown]

Y. Yeah, you know, always fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Hell yeah, baby.

[Unknown]

It's nice not to have to go to New York to get us get to do it close, close to home.

[Blake Anderson]

You know la, baby. We love it. Love it.

[Unknown]

Blake, you like la?

[Blake Anderson]

I do. I'm.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I'm a fan.

[Blake Anderson]

I think. I think LA is a wonderful place to live. We've got some great weather, great people, lots of creatives in one place. Nothing shoots here, but that's okay. Well, you know it does.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you guys tune in? Adam, have you watched my Jeopardy. Episode yet? Come on, bro. Come on, bro.

[Unknown]

Sorry, dude. My family's here.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Unknown]

And they. We all would have loved to watch it together. We're gonna watch it together tonight. I promise you this. I have to write a note.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on.

[Unknown]

It exists. It's out there.

I have to write a note for myself. And I could see it on Hulu.

[Blake Anderson]

You can see it on Hulu now. Little phone for the whole family.

[Unknown]

I watched it.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Wanderers.

[Unknown]

And you as a Scandinavian. Oh, man, you broke my God damn heart.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my goodness. Adam. There's only two guys I know.

[Unknown]

Derek the Red. It's Leif Erickson.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, I know.

[Unknown]

I. And you. And you say those two names and I don't know. I really kind of like. I know. Eric the Red, He's a Viking, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, he's like the one Viking. There's two Vikings in. In the real of history that you need to know. And those are the two.

[Unknown]

Who's. Who's the other one?

[Blake Anderson]

Ericsson.

[Unknown]

Jeff.

[Blake Anderson]

Jeff, Jeff.

[Unknown]

Jeff the Brown.

[Blake Anderson]

Jeff the Brown and Eric the Red. Hold on, bro. Hold on, bro.

[Unknown]

I don't think. Come on, But Leif Erickson, I thought he was a pop star from, like, the seventies.

[Blake Anderson]

I did, too.

[Unknown]

No, that's Leaf Garrett.

So these. These men are named Leaf?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, by the way, Leaf.

[Unknown]

Strong name. I had did on my list of names that my dad wrote down. Leaf was on there.

[Blake Anderson]

Really? Yeah. Okay.

[Unknown]

Very shagadelic. Did your dad name all three of your children? Is that what happened? Your dad made a list and you plucked the names from that list or my children? Yeah, yeah.

You said no, no, the list for my name.

Oh, for.

[Blake Anderson]

For your name. You could have been Leaf. Yeah, you would make a really good Leaf.

[Unknown]

The list is wild, dude. Ragnar is on there.

[Blake Anderson]

Ragnar's Ragnar is too hard.

[Unknown]

Do you think I would even be close to comedy if my name was Ragnar?

Well, dude, you couldn't be. Oh, with a name like that, you couldn't be close to comedy. Yeah, it's not funny.

[Blake Anderson]

That is not.

[Unknown]

I don't even like to joke about the idea that I wouldn't joke about.

There's a Ragnar. There's a baby Ragnar.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

In my child's Aqua Tots swimming class.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Aqua Tots, baby.

[Unknown]

And this man who's swims with him? His father. His father is six. Six?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Unknown]

260. 280. Maybe like, big man. Big man with a giant, like, really is leaning into his vikingness.

[Blake Anderson]

They all do. Hold up.

[Unknown]

Are you in character?

Grew an enormous beard. Like, it's just. He's standing out of the water, but it's.

[Blake Anderson]

It.

[Unknown]

It hit. Swept the top of the. The water, so it's just always dripping, right? Oh, his beard is always dripping.

What's his name?

I didn't catch it because you only say your baby's names.

What is he, just a big ass Water polo.

I don't know. I. No, he's not. There's no water polo happening here. This guy's built like a bird.

No, no, but I meant he.

Maybe that guy doesn't float.

Okay. And you're doing. You're doing the thing where, like, babies get dropped in water, like, in their clothes, and you, like, snap and they, like.

No, I wish.

[Blake Anderson]

Disaster.

[Unknown]

My God. You're, like, in the water with them, and you, like, teach them to roll over, and you, like, are holding them and you, like, swoop them under the water and they come up and.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, like, hold them under for, like, three seconds.

[Unknown]

But they're not. They're not in their clothes. They're not in their clothes.

[Blake Anderson]

That's good. They're butt Naked.

[Unknown]

I thought the like graduation ceremony was like, you drop them in the water in their clothes.

That's a certain school. This is just like teaching them to be comfortable with water at an early age. And you're basically teaching them how to swim as early as you possibly can.

[Blake Anderson]

It's important. This is important.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

I love it. Dude. My homie Torpia did that and his kid is the, like the best swimmer in Illinois now.

Oh, yeah, that shit's important.

He had him going from like under one. Like you're doing.

Yeah, we're, we're, we're. I think we started at 9 or 10 months and boy just turned 1.

Not my damn kids.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Unknown]

Soccer.

Goddamn soccer boy turned one.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Unknown]

Blake. Yeah, theirs was out of town or else he would have been there.

This is true.

[Blake Anderson]

Happy birthday, Bo. Big boy.

[Unknown]

Kyle. I know he was in town. I got no response. Did not get a response. That's life. Didn't, didn't. Hit me back. Hit me back. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Water trash.

[Unknown]

Send him an invite.

Wouldn't.

Could have.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a very fun party, but.

[Unknown]

I was, I was road tripping it going crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, you were. Oh, did you stop by Anderson's pea soup by any chance? Can we get it?

[Unknown]

Drove by.

Okay. And then you realize that pea soup. Soup sounds like a shitty thing to eat on a road trip.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Unknown]

It's. Dude, that's it. I'm sending you, I'm sending you some freaking pea soup. You're gonna lose your mind.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really good, dude.

[Unknown]

With big ass cubes of ham.

Dude, on a road trip, though.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man. You gotta get that soup in you.

[Unknown]

I, I, I, you know, I don't dislike soup. I like soup. I like soup.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't believe you.

[Unknown]

But on a road trip, it doesn't seem like a thing. You would quickly grab a cup of soup and hit the road. I love it.

Right? I, I do like the idea of trying to drink soup as you drive with your knee.

Oh, I thought that's what you're doing. You're grabbing it.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no. This is not a quick stop. This is a all you can eat pea soup. You're gonna wanna, you're gonna wanna put some time. You're gonna want to put some time. Yeah, you keep going back.

[Unknown]

I feel like one cup is all.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, oh, you're gonna want a couple bowls, my guy.

[Unknown]

I wish I stopped there. There. I did have one on the way up. I split it into like two days. Like, like all night and then all the next day and I had one like late night past 10:30pm stop where I had to charge up and get food. And I went to a McDonald's for the first time and I don't know how many years.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Paige Desorbo]

The cause of diarrhea.

[Blake Anderson]

It's been a while for me either. I can't remember the last time I ate McDonald's.

[Unknown]

And listen, this isn't because I'm above fast.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no.

[Unknown]

Know.

I'm just not going to McDonald's.

Chloe eats McDonald's once a week.

Or at least I got a spicy chicken sandwich.

[Blake Anderson]

Delicious.

[Unknown]

Good?

[Blake Anderson]

Hell yeah.

[Unknown]

The fries, what do you think? Were the fries good?

[Blake Anderson]

They're great. They're fantastic.

[Unknown]

These fries were garbage.

Really think that was because I thought McDonald's thing was their fries or like, people love their fries.

[Blake Anderson]

They were.

[Unknown]

I did too. I was like, give me that sweet, sweet smell. And didn't hit.

[Blake Anderson]

But then we found out that they were like putting beef fat in their fries. And I think they have since changed it. And the fries have. Have dipped a little bit because they're not stirring around.

[Unknown]

Then they're sorry. And they weren't that salty. They used to be so salty.

I thought beef fat is what I thought. Well, who doesn't like beef fat?

[Blake Anderson]

Vegetarians. Vegetarian.

[Unknown]

I forget, dude. I forget about them, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you do.

[Unknown]

I really do. I forget about them all the time.

Don't go. Hey, vegetarian friends. Don't go to McDonald's.

Don't go to me. That's cool. I didn't realize Sebastian Maniscalco is on the podcast. Thanks. Thanks for joining us, Sebastian.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Sebastian, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan, dude.

[Unknown]

Wow. Blake's a huge fan.

Hey, look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go to me.

[Blake Anderson]

No, we heard that joke. We heard that one.

[Unknown]

Wait, Sebastian, you can't just repeat the same joke.

Hey, you'd be surprised, actually. I'm not basing it on anything now. I'm just trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound like him. What else? They got a double cheeseburger. They got a triple cheeseburger. If you want a quadruple cheeseburger, don't go to McDonald's.

Your boobs are huge.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, you're winning me over, dude.

[Unknown]

Don't go to McDonald's. That's the hook. That's the catchphrase.

I understand why he's the one of the biggest comics in the world after. After that. Dude, I get it. I get it.

Oh, boy.

[Blake Anderson]

God.

[Unknown]

You want Pepsi products don't go to McDonald's.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Really good dirt. Really good.

[Unknown]

Guys, we're back.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Unknown]

Blake's. Blake's child almost ruined my life by stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we should never leave.

[Unknown]

You don't have a little floaty on your keychain.

[Blake Anderson]

He does on one, but he doesn't on the other.

[Unknown]

I don't. I do have. And the other broke off.

Those are, like, the coolest thing, you know?

It broke off. It broke off.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, look, don't go.

[Unknown]

If you don't have a floaty on your keychain, don't go in the water.

[Blake Anderson]

You need to replace that. You can't have a key just sitting there with no. No floaty on it. You're asking for trouble.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

Look at Blake defending his child. I love it.

I have to. I know, I know. But normally, I don't have three year olds on my boat.

[Blake Anderson]

Unattended.

[Unknown]

Unattended, like you allowed your child to do?

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on. We were. Me and Isaac were there. We were just shotgunning beers.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Just not watching the children.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just approached me with two keys in her hand, and I'm like, you gotta put those back.

[Unknown]

That's wild.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's wild that she was able to get them because it's kind of high up and to get them off, it was. I'm. I'm pretty impressed.

She knows what she's doing, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

So I'm like, put him back. And then she put one back, and then I heard her go, like. And then, of course, it fell in the most, like, random little slit in the boat. We thought we had to, like, lift the seats, but it was a whole ordeal. We got it. They got it, dude.

[Unknown]

Out of all the random slits on the boat, this was the most random.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, you'd never know up boats have so many slits, it's crazy. Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat?

[Unknown]

Too many slits, dude. I never counted the amount of slits on my boat.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, well, you should.

[Unknown]

But I do know that there are many slits.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

What are you even doing?

[Blake Anderson]

Crazy. How many slits are on the boat? I don't. I'm not. I'm not.

[Unknown]

Count the amount of slits on your boat. Don't go to McDonald's.

I don't give a.

[Blake Anderson]

Honestly. Honestly. Honestly, dude.

[Unknown]

Dude, I'm gonna. I might have to fax him a joke.

[Blake Anderson]

You got it.

[Unknown]

I have to send him a Joke. Hey, try this.

[Blake Anderson]

You still have his number? Can we facetime him?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I think I do. Yeah.

Fax him.

I like to. I like to fax people.

[Blake Anderson]

Jokes, facts. Fact, B. Honey.

[Unknown]

Dude, my wife saved the birthday cake, and I'm like, dude, the.

The birthday cake.

[Blake Anderson]

Why is everybody turning into Sebastian?

[Unknown]

And I'm like, who saves the birthday cake? This is a McDonald's.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm pissed now, you guys.

[Unknown]

Birthday cake. It's easy to slip into. I get it. Yeah, I understand. I understand why we're having fun. How easily you slipped into it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's easy to slip into. Tough to master, but. But easy.

[Unknown]

Easy to master. She saved it, dude. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up with that?

[Unknown]

Just because in the end of the night.

Oh, you're saying, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're. You're like, I want a sweet little something. And then there's just a delicious grade A birthday cake right there. And you're like, oh, man. You know, this is sort. I'm sort of paying homage to my son. I'm loving my son by eating his birthday cake.

What are you doing? You got campaign.

I love you.

[Blake Anderson]

Get out of here.

[Unknown]

I love you.

[Blake Anderson]

Your shirt off in the kitchen at 2am I do love so much, dude.

[Unknown]

I gained 11 pounds while in New Orleans over the one week. I was. Six days I was there. I can't stop eating. I was like, the weight's just gonna fall off because it's just, you know, beer. What weight? I've. I've lost, like, 3 pounds. I've lost, like, 3 pounds.

[Blake Anderson]

It's fallen off.

[Unknown]

That's not falling. That's not falling. I still have £9.

Something like. It might have fallen out when you did the splits the other day.

What? Eight pounds?

I eat because I'm unhappy when you gain 11 pounds.

Yeah.

Are these different pants?

These are. I was. I was pretty skinny going into it, and the pants, it was great. A little extra wiggle room where you put them on. You feel kind of good about yourself. Myself, I do not feel good about myself now within these pants.

Okay.

These pants are hanging on by a thread. I'm looking at. I'm starting to, like, dig out some other pants to be like, okay, like, if I have a big meal, I'm gonna have to segue into these pants, and that's not a good feeling.

[Blake Anderson]

Segue into the pants?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Blake, do you wear a belt?

[Blake Anderson]

I wear a belt. I do.

[Unknown]

Blake doesn't have, like, a proper. Her ass and thighs to hold it up is.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you know, we're Getting into it again. That's proper. That's your body shaming me.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I don't give a. About that. I'll body shame all day long.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, stop, bro.

[Unknown]

But you don't wear a belt, Adam. There's. There's no belt happening in your world.

No, I do not need a belt, dude. My.

And what's up with that? What's up.

[Blake Anderson]

No belt.

[Unknown]

My ass and thighs. Hold my pants up. Yeah, they're not coming down.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, you could use the belt as a area to stuff. Done like, you know, you're a watchman. A watch guy. What if you had really, really nice belts?

[Unknown]

No.

Oh. If you were a belt guy, man.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm telling you, the belt. The belt matches the watch.

[Unknown]

First of all, I don't want to be a belt guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Unknown]

That's not a thing I said you.

Didn'T want to have. Ever own a Rolex?

[Blake Anderson]

Come on.

[Unknown]

And here we. And here we are.

That's. That's true.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on.

[Unknown]

You're right.

[Blake Anderson]

You're right.

[Unknown]

I never. Never say never. I don't see myself being a belt guy. Yeah, well, the thing is, is if you're a belt guy, you know what you're doing?

Razor Ramon.

You know what you're doing? You're showing off your stems. Your stems. That's what you're doing. You're showing off your legs.

[Blake Anderson]

So you try to take. You try to distract from your lower half. Yes, Adam, is. Everything is above the belt.

[Unknown]

You have a belt. You're showing off your legs.

Yes. That's. That's taking a shine to the. The lower.

[Blake Anderson]

The lower region.

[Unknown]

Me. I'm trying to hide the lower half.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

I didn't realize that a belt.

[Blake Anderson]

It does.

[Unknown]

It's. It's breaking you off into two. Two. Into two segments.

I'm gonna break you off.

It's breaking you off two segments. I don't want anyone to realize.

I thought it was highlighting your dick because it's right there.

It is. No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.

[Blake Anderson]

You're way off.

[Unknown]

Right. It's like a mat. You can't see your dick at all.

It's breaking you off into two sections.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Unknown]

I want one flowing section so no one can tell that my lower half is the exact same length as my torso, and I'm very, very awkwardly shaped. It's science.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

You're. Isn't that.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, good.

[Unknown]

Your torso and your.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think you want to be.

[Unknown]

The exact same length. No, you would want your legs to be a Little longer.

My torso's too long.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Wow. Look at my. Guys just take your.

[Unknown]

Weirdly, I didn't realize.

[Blake Anderson]

And you don't wear belts, so you can easily.

[Unknown]

You can, like, touch your elbows to the ground, then what? Because your torso's so long, your legs are tight.

[Blake Anderson]

What in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do, brother?

[Unknown]

I'm saying. Dude, I'm saying that my torso and my legs are the exact same length.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

So I can easily bend over and touch the ground. It really has nothing to do with how flexible I am.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Unknown]

It's the fact that my torso is the same length as my legs.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. And Ders is leaving.

[Unknown]

Endurance says his torso is longer than his legs, which I do not believe. Leave.

[Blake Anderson]

He's bending over right now, and you.

[Unknown]

Can touch your elbows to the ground.

No, no, no, no. I thought you could because you said your torso.

[Blake Anderson]

Torso. Feel free.

[Unknown]

I gotta. Gotta take a little.

Can anybody.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[Unknown]

Anyone touch their elbows.

I could. I could when I was in elbows. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's incredible.

[Unknown]

When I was, like, in eighth grade.

The L part of your bow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This part.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Unknown]

And now I can just palm it, but that's legit.

I feel like people can't even touch the floor with their fingertips.

Well, and that's why I'm saying I'm. I'm awkwardly shaped. I have. It's just. It's too. It's too, like, grabbing my.

But I don't think that's what. That's what makes your shape awkward. Just so you know.

Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam is. Yeah. You just grabbed your toes like it was nothing. He just put his own in his mouth.

[Unknown]

Adam. Just his own dick. Real quick, dude, if you're on YouTube.

You have no idea how many times I've tried.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think I do.

[Unknown]

Is it more.

[Blake Anderson]

Made us write it into workaholics, so.

[Unknown]

I don't know if it's more than 10, but it's. It's more than.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I. I think I could.

[Unknown]

I would say three to five times.

[Blake Anderson]

I can do it.

[Unknown]

That was hard for you, though.

[Blake Anderson]

That was very hard. I think I tore a ligament.

[Unknown]

Right. It's like two times before puberty and then three or four times after.

What you say? D. Sorry.

I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own dick is like two times before puberty, and then like. Like three or four where you're like, I got a little length here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. You gotta try. The longer your. The more you're gonna give it a.

[Unknown]

Shot every day on every 10 years of birthdays, I like to try one more time.

I feel like if I. If I had. And I mean, maybe not now because my body's has broken, but I bet if I had an extra inch. If I had an extra inch, I could. I could suck. I could suck my own 69. One more inch, I. I do believe.

[Blake Anderson]

At least kind of nibbled.

[Unknown]

Yeah, if one more inch, that's what I'd be doing too. That's it.

[Blake Anderson]

I'd be nibbling my tip.

[Unknown]

I'd be nibbling.

I wish I had one more inch. Oh, yeah. You want to just be hitting it, right?

You know, it's funny when guys are like, no, I would never. Dude, I would not do that. I'm like, it's. Yeah, very shagadelic. You don't have to jizz in your own mouth, obviously, but. But you know, you would. You would.

Yeah, I mean, I got.

[Blake Anderson]

I think you would.

[Unknown]

You get a feel free in you, bro.

Get slurped down a couple feel frees. You're feeling free.

[Blake Anderson]

Nibble your tip, man. Come on.

[Unknown]

Because, like, what is it even comfortable to do? Like, do you know what I'm saying?

[Blake Anderson]

You work towards it, and not everything sexually pleasurable is. Is comfortable, you know?

[Unknown]

So Blake, spoken like a. Like, he's got a experience. You work towards it.

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Not everything that feels good is comfortable. You know what I mean? Mean, sometimes it's strenuous activity standing 69. Yeah, exactly. Everybody's coming.

[Unknown]

All right, these are the hard hitting cues that we. We answer here on. This is important.

[Blake Anderson]

This is important.

[Unknown]

That shit's important. We should get my dad in here to do another sound bite.

[Blake Anderson]

We need some more drops.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here, and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us? No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you questioning the entire sanctity of the pod? Come on, man.

[Unknown]

You guys, I think I'm off the pod. No, I'm just like. If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of, like, effort to, like, detach yourself from what's happening, you know?

You need another four inches.

[Blake Anderson]

No, not exactly.

[Unknown]

Yeah, Adam's sitting back. Like, I think I'd figure it out.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly. Wait, sorry, can. Can we.

[Unknown]

Yeah, you. I understand what you're saying because you're, like, breathing through your nose when you're cranking down when you're jerking off. You're. You're standing. Think you could easily think about what's ha. Like, take yourself somewhere else or, like, watch porno or. Or whatever. You could. You can go in this bank. Bank and you can be like, okay, this memory or whatever. I. I think it would be harder to think when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the cob.

That's what I'm saying.

[Blake Anderson]

Sluggish bone. Bone.

[Unknown]

Sluggish, ruggish bone.

And Adam, as I said it, and now I'm like, yeah, but then, like, you find like a move and you go, well, that kind of works.

[Blake Anderson]

Finish him. Yeah, man, I'm sick.

[Unknown]

And then. And then you go, yeah, like. Like a BJ move. Like a self. BJ move.

[Blake Anderson]

Something that you're like, I'm guessing now.

[Unknown]

Now that you. Now that we're getting in. I guess gritty about this and.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, Blake, can you twist your tongue again? I.

[Unknown]

All right. See, and that to me makes me want. That makes me not want to.

[Blake Anderson]

So if you woke. Walked in on me, like bent over dune.

[Unknown]

Training. What are you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

It kind of looks like. Yeah, it's kind of like when a dog kind of sucked its own dick. All right, that was.

[Unknown]

Any take backs? Haven't you ever seen apologies?

[Blake Anderson]

Or haven't you ever seen a dog just going after it? Come on, man.

[Unknown]

Yeah, but they're not sucking their dick. They're cleaning it. Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sometimes they are.

[Unknown]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Unknown]

So anyways, it was my son's first birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh. Oh, okay. I do have. So with the cake. With the cake thing where you were saying save the cake. You're saying like it was just like as leftovers. You're not like freezing it? Like, you know, like people have anniversary their weddings and they.

[Unknown]

No.

Although Adam was your first birthday. You can freeze cake.

[Blake Anderson]

Freeze cake brothers.

[Unknown]

It keeps.

[Blake Anderson]

So this isn't like.

[Unknown]

I know what you're saying, dude. You got to chuck it.

[Blake Anderson]

This isn't like.

[Unknown]

No, no, no. We absolutely should have thrown it away right away. I've had cake for three. Three nights in a row.

Chuck it.

Like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you got to get rid of that.

[Unknown]

The am I doing? And it's. I was trying to find the woman's name who made us this cake because it was so good. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, this is too real.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, perfect.

[Unknown]

Lenos was filming in the neighborhood the other day and stopped by with like donuts and coffee from Crafty, like hang. And I was like, don't mind if I do. Crushed a donut, maybe two. And then he left like two or three. And they've just been here. And I'm just. I go over the knife. You know, I cut up. Yeah, I'm lying about.

That's the trick with donuts, dude, is you take. You're like, I'm not gonna have the whole thing. Then you cut off like a little, you know, a fourth and you're like, oh, this is just a little bite.

And then fourth meal.

Then in the little later in the day, you're like, well, I'm gonna have a couple coffee, so I might as well have a little. And then drunk. And then later in the evening, you're like, it's just half a donut. It's not much. And then. Then you ate a donut, then you just had a donut.

The biggest truth teller is when you. You're like not going to finish it. Not going to eat that last one. Then you go in there later that night and it's gone. And you're like, who ate that?

Yeah, did I do that?

Obviously it's mine.

[Blake Anderson]

Who ate my last bite?

[Unknown]

Or how about this? Have you thrown away donuts or cookies or whatever?

I did. I had to.

And then gone back in the trash and gone. A trash donut, cuz.

Are you raccooning?

No, I have, dude. Wow. You know. You know what sent me over the edge in when I was obese, when I was battling obesity on. On tour and after tour is when I had my last hip surgery. And Adam Ray, as recovery for my hip surgery, gave me two dozen donuts. That's a psychotic amount of donuts. That's it.

That's crazy for one person.

He's a sweetheart. He's a good man. Dr. Phil will prescribe me some two dozen donuts. And so I eat because I'm unhappy. Then. Then I'm like, I have all these donuts. I'm like, dude. And. And then Chloe's like, well, do you want me to throw them away? And I'm like, yes, throw them away.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Unknown]

And then she throws them away. And I'm like, well, not. We should save some of them. She's like, okay, save the ones you like. And I'm like, well, let's just save all of them for now. And she's like, okay. And then. So now I have two dozen donuts. I ate all of them, dude. And then finally when it got back to like the last. Last like three or four, and they're stale at this point. Because two dozen is an insane amount.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Not even good, right?

[Unknown]

Yeah, because they're the bready kind and not the dough.

No, they're. They're the all kinds. They're the all kinds.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a bagel.

[Unknown]

But they. But it took me a couple weeks to get through. Two dozen.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[Unknown]

Yeah. And so did you throw the garbage out? Dude. So then we put it through, kind of working away. There was stuff on top of them that I took off.

[Blake Anderson]

This is like.

[Unknown]

It was in the banana peels.

It was garbage. Gross. It was disgusting. And I still ate the donut.

Have we done this top three donuts, by the way.

I'd like to call out Simply Sweet cakes. Here in, in Orange County. They made. They made my son's birthday cake.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Simply sweets cake. Look at, look at that.

Jesus.

Can't stop. That's elite level.

[Blake Anderson]

It's beautiful. It's beautiful. And it's beautiful. What's the. What's the I was on. Is it cake? I should know this. What is it? Fond. Fondit or what is it? Is that the frosting shit that you sculpt with?

[Unknown]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. It's a cake to me.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the frosting that. The frosting that you like, sculpt.

[Unknown]

I will say I thought that the basketball was cake, not cake. The outside shell was a frosting and then it was styrofoam biting into rubber. So I bit into styrofoam and it wasn't delicious.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it cake?

[Unknown]

But the rest of it was. It's science.

Blake, give me your top three donuts. Blazer.

Look at this child eating. Look at him. He's living his best fucking life.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I love that he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

My top three donuts. I love a maple bar. Of course. I like anything like a. Like a. A blueberry fritter.

[Unknown]

Specificity.

[Blake Anderson]

Blueberry fritter.

[Unknown]

Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

And then, you know, the. They're called crawlers. They're like the. The ones that are like eggy in the middle.

[Unknown]

My number one.

[Blake Anderson]

Very. Number one, very. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yummy.

[Unknown]

What are the. I like a bear claw.

[Blake Anderson]

Delicious.

[Unknown]

I like a classic glazed because they're very easy to warm back up. And then they are. They can be old. They can be. I should have saved those for the end. Right, because then you can warm them back up and they're immediately. They're back to the start again.

Adam spritzes them with a little water.

[Blake Anderson]

Hose it down a little bit. You're saying just like a.

[Unknown]

Well, you think I'm joking. It. That does help.

Okay, okay, I know, but I hope. I hope you don't do it.

[Blake Anderson]

Not old fashioned. You're saying like classic. Like just the circle glaze.

[Unknown]

Yeah, circle glaze.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, gotcha. What is that? Not cake. But.

[Unknown]

And then. And then I like. I mean, this is very specific, but there was like a.

[Blake Anderson]

That's okay, go ahead.

[Unknown]

Graham cracker cake donut.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Okie dokie. Okay.

[Unknown]

It was delicious.

From wherever Adam ran Cake donut.

Got me these donuts from.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it voodoo?

[Unknown]

Sure I can.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it voodoo?

[Unknown]

Do they do. I mean, maybe. Do they ship to Orange County, California?

Dooo donuts.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the voodoos are starting to pop up. They're starting to populate. It was.

[Unknown]

Maybe it was.

[Blake Anderson]

It was very specifically Portland, I think. But now it is.

[Unknown]

It was.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. Now it's all over the place.

[Unknown]

I. I remember I remember being drunk, standing in line at a donut shop at like 3:00am and. Or 2:00am or whatever. Time. Time. And. And then just being kind of mad at us where I'm like, what are we doing? We partied all night, and now we're standing in line in the cold to get donuts. Like, this is.

Yeah.

Inappropriate.

[Blake Anderson]

This is the way that's.

[Unknown]

This is.

You're above. You're above that obesity.

[Blake Anderson]

This is obesity. Would you like to get your top three off or what?

[Unknown]

Not telling.

Okay.

My number one. My number one. Number one's got to be the crawler.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

Gotta be the crawler.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Craw boys.

[Unknown]

Because I never feel bad about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they're very light.

[Unknown]

They're very light. There's a u in there. Cruller.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. I would not know how to spell it.

[Unknown]

Crawler.

Crawl.

[Blake Anderson]

Like French crawl. Like the movie crawl.

[Unknown]

I'm gonna look up Adam. It's. It's a glazed donut, but it's a little more, like, eggy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's so delicious.

[Unknown]

I love it.

That's my number one.

Oh, yeah, Those are. Those are good. Those are good. You're not wrong. Wrong.

[Blake Anderson]

They look like monster truck tires.

[Unknown]

As the list goes on, these are the ones that bring me more shame.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

The next one has to be just jelly.

[Blake Anderson]

You lose.

[Unknown]

Oh, dude. Oh, what did I do? What did I do? Jelly, dude. What did I tell you?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't with that. I don't with jelly.

[Unknown]

You don't with the jelly.

And I don't. I don't like powdered jelly. I like glazed.

[Blake Anderson]

What is powdered? Oh, you're saying powdered donut with jelly inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Unknown]

I like a glazed jelly.

Yeah, a glazed jelly. Raspberry, strawberry. Yeah, whatever. Number three. I. It's got to be an eclair. Like the Long John stuff with the cream.

The fact that you know the names of all the.

It's a. And I'm a big French guy, I guess, because I'm up here with the crullers, the eclairs.

Okay. Yeah.

Monsieur.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

That doesn't really do anything for me.

I don't like a Boston cream. I like the Long John shaped.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the. The. You do the bar. The bar.

[Unknown]

Cream pie with another inch. Little cream pie. This is the way.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Well, hey.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I think. I think I like Adam's top three a little better, but you have a lot of in the middle of yours, which is kind of weird.

[Unknown]

What? I don't even remember yours.

[Blake Anderson]

Off. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

[Unknown]

I remember. Was that. Is that donuts your favorite Disney dessert? Because I. If we're just going desserts. Dessert first.

It's my favorite breakfast.

I would have to go. I would have to go either pie or cookies.

Okay.

Great ass.

Okay. And what pie are we talking about here?

[Blake Anderson]

Poon tang pie.

[Unknown]

Yeah, we talking about hair pie. What are we talking?

I would have to put that first. Yes. Points. No, I would go.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not.

[Unknown]

Donut pizza pie.

A Dutch apple.

[Blake Anderson]

A Dutch apple pie.

[Unknown]

Huh?

I'd like to see your Dutch.

And then you put, you put a little ice cream on it. I also like cherry. Cherry cheesecake pie.

What the Cherry cheesecake.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it a cheesecake or is it a pie pie?

[Unknown]

Isn't that just cheesecake?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Feel like you're cheating.

[Unknown]

Yeah, with Cher. Cherry. Right?

I know, but that's not a pie.

[Blake Anderson]

We're off the rails. We're off the rails.

[Unknown]

Cheesecake's not a piece.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe. Why isn't it?

[Unknown]

Oh, I guess you're right. I always considered it a pie.

[Blake Anderson]

Why isn't it? It has a crust.

[Unknown]

Blake, stop. They would call it cheese pie.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that sounds gross. That sounds gross.

[Unknown]

Cheese pie sounds gross.

[Blake Anderson]

Cheese pie doesn't sound as good as cheesecake.

[Unknown]

Cheese pie does not sound good.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. No. Cheese pie sounds gnarly.

[Unknown]

You guys have been conditioned.

[Blake Anderson]

You have been for your mind.

[Unknown]

She's. Feel free. Free cheese.

Okay. Hey, I look up is cherry cheese and then it filled in. Is cherry cheesecake a pie? I'm pissed.

[Blake Anderson]

And the answer is no.

[Unknown]

And I. And I trust.

[Blake Anderson]

What does grock say?

[Unknown]

Yeah. No, no. AI says no.

Says no.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Yeah, it's cheesecake.

[Unknown]

Yeah. Okay.

Oh boy.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what's good is cheesecake ice cream.

[Unknown]

Oh, no, no. And then Reddit says it is a piece the.

Oh, Reddit.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, Reddit doesn't know.

[Unknown]

Well, this is AI. That answered the question. Dude, I don't trust AI.

[Blake Anderson]

I trust AI over Reddit.

[Unknown]

No, dude, no, dude. Because I use AI all the time to cheat on Wordle and I, you know. You guys play wordle?

No, we know what it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow, dude.

[Unknown]

Oh, dude, I've been playing Wordle. It's, it's very fun. But sometimes I like to cheat and.

[Blake Anderson]

And so what's the point of the game?

[Unknown]

That sounds like fun.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a game you play against yourself. You're cheating yourself at that.

[Unknown]

No, no, no. I go against my sister and my mother in law and, and they were. They've been on a real Hot streak lately. So I'm, like, going like, I can't let these bitches win.

Interesting.

I can't. I cannot. So then I use AI to figure it out. AI so dumb, dude. It's so dumb. It just. It can't figure this shit out. And then I have to use my brain, and then I figure it out.

Oh, yeah. I don't like word little because the first one is just a random guess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. You have your. Your go to word that you start with that you think is a good word using a lot of.

[Blake Anderson]

What's yours? What's your go to?

[Unknown]

Water.

[Blake Anderson]

Nice. Dude, that's.

[Unknown]

That's kind of my go to.

[Blake Anderson]

But you love water. A guy loves water.

[Unknown]

So I kind of don't think AI is right, because. Is cheesecake considered a cake or a pie? It is based. It is a baked filling inside a crust. So it is a pie. It is a custard pie. Pie. There we go.

You still in character? I think cheesecake, by the way. Cherry cheesecake. Goodbye. Interesting. As opposed to. What are we saying? Strawberries?

[Blake Anderson]

Who cares?

[Unknown]

I'm a cherry boy. I'm a dude. You know what, Blake? I care, dude. Yeah, we're talking about desserts.

[Blake Anderson]

I know.

[Unknown]

I said Dutch apple. I said cherry cheesecake.

I got a feeling Blake's a key lime pie guy.

[Blake Anderson]

I love key lime pie. If it's usually. It's very good at, like a.

[Unknown]

You're kind of a key lime pie. I. As a human.

[Blake Anderson]

Really? Why? Because you imagine me living on a boat in the Keys in the Florida Key?

[Unknown]

No, because I would. I would take a spoon and I'd eat you up.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Unknown]

Goodbye.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

Well, you're a little zesty, dude. You're a little.

You got a little graham cracker crust, too.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[Unknown]

You're a little zesty.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. I love a good key lime pie. They're usually very good at steakhouses. Oh, man. Give it to me.

[Unknown]

They're like. And, sir, what steak would you like?

But you don't give it to you because you're not at steakhouses because you don't eat food.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't.

[Unknown]

No steak.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I do. I don't love. I don't love steakhouses. I'm not a super steak guy. I'm. I lean more towards the pork chop.

[Unknown]

Sure.

They usually have those at a steakhouse.

[Blake Anderson]

That's what I usually order. It's a pork chop or. Or like a little. Little chicken or something. Or a wedge salad.

[Unknown]

I love learning about you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

We're still learning.

[Unknown]

I've known you so long and I'm still learning.

[Blake Anderson]

We're still learning because we never live, listen. We never listen to each other.

[Unknown]

We spent 10 years kind of being like, yeah, but no, I have this thing from my childhood.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, dude, listen to my favorite donut. And it's like, what was mine? I don't remember.

[Unknown]

I have no idea. I have no idea. And hey, by the way, mine will change tomorrow because I. I kind of just make up. I kind of make up. I love you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't remember half the stuff we talk about.

[Unknown]

Yeah, no, me neither. People will come up and, and bring up very specific stuff about the show.

Show.

And I won't know. I won't know what the hell they're talking about. They'll bring up an episode and I kind of will be like, I sort of remember that. I don't really remember this story that well.

You're like, I have a one year old.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't give a. I, I'm a dad.

[Unknown]

Like, I had that.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

And we're on the roof drinking beers.

[Blake Anderson]

What the hell?

[Unknown]

Okay. Doesn't sound funny to me.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't like that. That sounds dangerous. Dangerous.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

Seems like.

And then people come up about the, the podcast. They'll talk about the podcast and talk about. And I'm like, this is even worse. We're just verbal diarrhea up here. We've done 200 plus episodes. I don't know what the. We've talked about diarrhea.

[Blake Anderson]

I, I remember a lot.

[Unknown]

And then when people kind of give a me. Give me for retelling a story, I'm like, dude, yeah, we've been doing this for. It'll be five years now.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Unknown]

Yeah, I think in a few months it'll be five. Five years.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Unknown]

That shit's important. Which is insane. We're all visibly older.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really been fun.

[Unknown]

My hairline is getting crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it looks good. You guys look better than ever.

[Unknown]

No, no, no.

By the way, I got a haircut the other day and my kid, I picked him up from school, my 3 year old, and he goes, daddy, what, what shape is your hair?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no.

[Unknown]

I was like, that's just a cool like three year old brain.

I like that.

You know, he's got 58 words to use and he's like, what shape is your brain? And I'm like, I'm pissed. I'm like, what shape, what shape is my brain in?

I love that, dude. That's funny. I can't wait. I can't wait for Bo to start throwing out some so good. Some real funny words. He's still working with a dad. Dad, dad, dad. You know, that's. That's his number one stunner now.

[Blake Anderson]

That's good. At least it's dad.

[Unknown]

He, he, he does a roof. When he sees a dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Dog. Oh, like it barks.

[Unknown]

He goes, that's the house dog. Which is pretty tight.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, you guys gotta go. Have you been to a zoo yet?

[Unknown]

Yeah, I took him to the Santa Ana Zoo, which is a zoo down here in Orange County. Don't go.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

It's a garbage zoo. Shouldn't even call itself a zoo. They should call it, hey, come see these empty cages with no animals in it.

Right?

Fuck it. It's fucking depressing. I come from Omaha, Brad. Alaska.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

The Henry Doily Zoo is one of the top premier zoos in the country.

[Blake Anderson]

Who even competes one or two San Diego.

[Unknown]

Us In San Diego.

[Blake Anderson]

You're in great company.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

There's also just one guy in Nevada whose ranch has.

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Tiger King.

[Unknown]

See, that's the I would like to go see is like the weird. The bootleg, the back alley zoos where you might get attacked by something.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That could get stuck.

[Unknown]

I'd like to read myself to those. I'm still gonna send it.

That's the kind of place you go where the guy's like. And in here I got my biggest tiger. He's.

He's around here somewhere.

Somewhere in there.

God, the cage doors just open.

Let's talk about getting cars.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

God. That was one of the best Amazing Jonathan bits where he's like, Reaches gets his basket. He's like, the. The cobra is one of the deadliest snakes. Then he tripped and he. He's like. And he just moved on to the next joke. Amazing Jonathan. Shout out the goat dude. Love that guy. Yeah.

[Unknown]

You guys loved Amazing. I. I never really watched Lounge Lizard.

[Blake Anderson]

Look, if you haven't seen a special on Comedy Central, go watch it. He is so funny. I got a force of.

[Unknown]

So he was your number one of that generation. There was Amazing Jonathan. There was obviously Gallagher. There was Gallagher 2. Yes. There was Pen and Teller, which is a little different speed. Carrot Top. Yeah, of those.

Penn did magic.

Yeah, they're magic.

[Blake Anderson]

Pennantiller kicked ass. But yeah, Amazing Jonathan was like. He did like cocaine jokes and stuff. He like went for it. He was much more edgy.

[Unknown]

Oh, yeah, Adam. And when you were 8 years old, you Were.

[Blake Anderson]

No, my dad's like. My dad's like, that's funny, right? I'm like, I think so.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

Okay. That's funny, right?

If you say, I want to go.

[Blake Anderson]

See him live, I'm like, oh, oh, okay. We could go to Vegas. All right. Sure.

[Unknown]

We could go to Vegas. You could, but you have to stay in the room. Stay in the room.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sick.

[Unknown]

Stand up.

A dad dropping their kid off, like, going to Vegas. We're gonna go see Amazing Jonathan dropping a kid off at the show. And, like, I'll be back in two hours.

[Blake Anderson]

I'll be back, bro. Okay? Hitting the table.

[Unknown]

And if I'm not back, wait longer to the room.

[Blake Anderson]

You got a big boy.

[Unknown]

You're a big boy now.

You're a big boy.

[Paige Desorbo]

I just want to party.

[Blake Anderson]

We did see Amazing Jonathan live, me and my father, who. Great.

[Unknown]

You're a big boy. That's sick.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta find that.

[Unknown]

Where at. Where at?

[Blake Anderson]

In Vegas?

[Unknown]

Yeah, hilarious. Just you and your dad in Vegas?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Unknown]

Hey, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.

And did he at any point say, kick it in the room?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, man. I have a great father.

[Unknown]

Well, of course you have a great father. But I feel part of me might go.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, maybe when I went to bed. Yeah, maybe when I went to bed.

[Unknown]

You guys were like, all right, we're both going to bed, right? And then when you woke up, you saw him, like, sleep, slip under the covers again and go, oh, man. How'd you sleep?

Yeah, how'd you sleep? I have to go drink 13 cups of coffee right now.

[Blake Anderson]

Here, take two boxes of donuts. Have at it.

[Unknown]

Yeah, go sit here with these two boxes of donuts.

[Blake Anderson]

Have at it.

[Unknown]

Where's your wallet? Where's your wallet real quick?

Hey, Mommy gave you some money, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Where's your chain wallet?

[Unknown]

Hey, that chain wallet, that's connected.

Sleeping. And you feel your chain.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoa. Connected.

[Unknown]

Good morning. How funny is that that I woke you up with your chain wallet?

[Blake Anderson]

My bad.

[Unknown]

You're already dressed, huh? Dad?

Huh? Ready to go?

You wore that?

What time is it? Dad, what time is it? It's 5am where are we going? Amazing Donuts. We actually have to leave right now.

[Blake Anderson]

We're going home?

[Unknown]

Yeah, we're going home.

He's packing. Super.

We have to leave right now, actually.

Dad, why are you holding your bloody hand? Hand.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect.

[Unknown]

Don't worry about it.

No, it's fine. Don't worry about it. Why is your finger pointed that direction? Don't worry about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Jelly.

[Unknown]

Don't worry about It.

[Blake Anderson]

That's jelly from the donut.

[Unknown]

Where are your shoes?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a jelly donut. Daddy ate one before you woke up.

[Unknown]

Where are your shoes?

Daddy, this is Uncle Tony. This is Uncle Tony. He's going to escort us to the bank real quick.

Ow, ow, ow. This is Uncle Tony.

Yes.

He's holding my Uncle Tony. He's a chiropractor.

Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.

[Blake Anderson]

He's a good guy.

[Unknown]

Good friend of mine.

Thank you, God. Why does he have a walkie talkie? I don't know. Maybe he's. He's playing hide and seek. He's gonna go camping. I don't know. We gotta go, though.

[Blake Anderson]

We gotta go. Okay. Okay.

[Unknown]

Any takebacks, Any apologies? Any epic slam?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I would like to epic slam Adam for not watching Celebrity Jeopardy. Yet. That's not a very good friendship move.

[Unknown]

Yeah, dude, you crushed.

That is on me. I deserve that. I deserve, dude, because I would love.

[Blake Anderson]

To go in depth about it, but maybe next time after we.

[Unknown]

We haven't been watching a lot of tv. It's been a lot of bow. Bow time. The grandparents are here. Been. You know. Yes.

I want to applaud Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Unknown]

First, for swinging for the fence as you did.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Unknown]

A very high T move.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Unknown]

Friendship.

If you had gotten Leaf Erickson. Game changer.

[Blake Anderson]

I know.

[Unknown]

Oh, also. Also the fact that nobody got Ghostbusters.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, for the last. We'll get back. We'll get into detail of it after Adam watches it, because I do have. I do have some intel I would love to give you.

[Unknown]

Okay. And I'm sorry. I would have.

[Blake Anderson]

You've got a little homework.

[Unknown]

I would love to have been part of this conversation.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

I don't know what any of that stuff even means. Although I put it together. You swing for the fence, which means you went all in at the end, which I'm proud of you. Because didn't we talk about how he. For sure isn't going to do that? And maybe we put maybe us high te guys kind of put that bug in his ear.

[Blake Anderson]

You got to watch it. It. It. It's like. It's almost as if you boys scripted the episode. You got to is peaks and valleys. You gotta.

[Unknown]

I'm excited.

[Blake Anderson]

Good. I hope everybody tunes in to Hulu.

[Unknown]

All right. I.

We will definitely cover that.

I don't think I have any takebacks.

[Blake Anderson]

Or is. Oh, what this important?

[Unknown]

That shit's. That. That shit's important. We can go viral with this one.

[Blake Anderson]

One.

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