Ep 272: COME SEE US IN VEGAS & Lock TF In

Summary

Podcast Summary

Podcast: This Is Important
Episode: 272 - "COME SEE US IN VEGAS & Lock TF In"
Date: November 18, 2025
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck (remote, “Friend/co-host” in transcript)
Tone: Hilarious, rambling, self-deprecating, chaotic, sincere

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic “This Is Important”—the guys riff on everything from Adam’s suburban misadventures to the future of entertainment, all while previewing their upcoming live show in Las Vegas. The main themes include the perils of parenting, nostalgia for “old Hollywood,” the oncoming AI wave in entertainment, and what happens when your neighborhood gets a little too chaotic. Laughter, self-roasting, philosophy, and nostalgic tales abound.

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Key Topics, Stories, and Moments

1. Locking TF In — Energy Check-In

• The gang riffs on “locking TF in” (02:57), poking fun at their own energy and age.
• They reference the classic “fellow kids” meme and compare themselves to Steve Buscemi (03:28).

2. Commercial Fame & Hollywood Nostalgia

• Extensive riffing on commercial actors becoming more familiar than movie stars (04:09, 04:49).
  • Adam: "That's the gig you want in. In today's world where they're not making TV, really. They're not making as many movies. You just want a commercial that runs for 15 years." (04:49)
• Jokes about being more recognized for commercials than films; Adam’s mailman “offensively” tells him he’s a fan “from when you used to do movies.” (05:21)

3. Adam’s Parenting Panic: The Battery Incident ([07:00–12:00])

• Adam recounts a stressful parenting episode when his son finds/bites a toy and a battery goes missing, resulting in a rushed hospital trip and neighborly chaos:
  • Realization a battery may be missing from a toy leads to a full-on panic, emergency hospital trip, and Adam sprinting after a neighbor for a spare car seat.
  • Adam: “We searched everywhere. Quickly. We're like, it's not here. We gotta go to the hospital.” (07:57)
  • Turns out, the “missing” battery was not missing after all, causing major relief and retrospective comedy.
  • Lessons in panic management and letting someone else look for lost things before “fully freaking out.” (12:19)
  • Shoutout to Hogue Hospital. (12:24)

4. Tales from College & Odd Snacks ([13:04–15:48])

• Anecdotes about drunken college nights, taking friends to the ER, and eating “Ortega chocolate french fries” from the 99-cent store (“Convinced they were delicious. Convinced… In hindsight, not good.”) (15:33, 15:49–15:58)
• Classic jokes about responsibility, bad decisions, and becoming “elder millennials.”

5. Neighborhood Drama: Drunk Driving Mayhem ([16:11–22:00])

• Adam recounts a neighbor’s DUI crash:
  • A woman in a Tesla destroys a neighbor’s car, nearly hits Adam, then inexplicably claims, “I’ll admit it, I’ve had two margaritas” and “I’ll admit it, at least 60 [mph].” (18:07, 18:21, 18:56)
  • Discussion of becoming a “narc” and feeling old by calling for speed bumps in the neighborhood.
  • Adam: “I've never felt older. When I was like, just narc in this woman, I called 911 immediately. I'm knocking her out.” (21:14)

6. Aging, Fashion & Generational Change ([26:03–29:47])

• Jokes about quarter-zips, golf shirts, Orange County “uniforms,” Bill Belichick’s old man style, and “the rule” for age-appropriate dating: “half your age plus seven.” (27:00, 28:49)
  • Mock analysis of older men dating young women and the infamous “guy’s nod of approval”—"That's why I destroyed my legacy right there." (28:16)

7. Parenting in Public: Embarrassing Swim Class Moment ([39:04–41:10])

• Adam tells the story of embarrassing himself by mixing up a birthday at his son’s swim class, being called out by a Mexican grandmother, and wishing he spoke Spanish to recover. (40:24–41:31)
  • Adam (mocking himself): “Que pasa, mi amigos? And they're like, that's offensive.” (41:25)

8. Language Barriers & Sign Language ([41:44–45:41])

• The gang laments their lack of Spanish and riffs on miscommunications with landscapers and the internationality of sign language (it’s not, to their disappointment).
  • The universal sign for “blowjob” is debated, leading to an extended visual joke. (44:43–45:41)

9. AI, Entertainment, and the Death of Romance ([51:14–61:31])

• Philosophical discussion about AI’s looming impact on Hollywood and music.
  • Adam: “The entertainment industry as we know it, we're cooked, cooked, cooked.” (51:35)
  • Sora/AI video tools, concerns about future content glut.
  • Debate about authenticity, “the romance” of art, and losing the meaning behind human-made things.
  • Anders (“Friend/Co-host”): “There is no romance in this world anymore...as far as the entertainment you consume, because it's all just right on your phone.” (55:48)
  • Counterpoint from Adam: he believes most people already don’t care and movies are on their way out. (58:12)
• Brief tangent into how AI is already making inroads in music with “AI bands” and even jingle writing (63:18–63:51).

10. Las Vegas Live Show Announcement! ([70:10–71:38])

• Excitement for the upcoming live show in Las Vegas at the Cosmopolitan Chelsea Theater, November 20th.
• Various jokes about Isaac (producer/friend), Hooters’ shorts policy, and anticipation for the on-stage chaos to come.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Commercial Fame:

  "That's the gig you want... You just want a commercial that runs for 15 years."
  — Adam Devine (04:49)

• On Parenting Panic:

  “We searched everywhere. Quickly. We're like, it's not here. We gotta go to the hospital.”
  — Adam Devine (07:57)

• On Getting Older:

  "I've never felt older. When I was like, just narc in this woman, I called 911 immediately. I'm knocking her out."
  — Adam Devine (21:14)

• On AI & the Future:

  "The entertainment industry as we know it, we're cooked, cooked, cooked."
  — Adam Devine (51:35)

  “There is no romance in this world anymore...as far as the entertainment you consume, because it's all just right on your phone.”
  — Anders Holm (55:48)

• On Experience & Actual Human Effort:

  "There's so something about, like, a little bit of effort or a little bit of appreciation about the thing makes you enjoy it more."
  — Blake Anderson (56:22)

• On Age Gaps:

  "That's why I destroyed my legacy right there."
  — Anders Holm (28:16)

• On Public Embarrassment:

  "Egg on my face, dude. It's a different level of embarrassment when it's around other parents and a bunch of children."
  — Adam Devine (40:52)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Lock TF In & Mailman Story:
  03:00–07:00

• Battery Panic & Hospital Trip:
  07:00–12:00

• College Stories & Chocolate Fries:
  13:04–15:48

• Drunk Driving Drama in the Neighborhood:
  16:11–22:00

• Fashion & Aging, Bill Belichick & Age Gap Discourse:
  26:03–29:47

• Parenting-Related Public Embarrassment:
  39:04–41:31

• Language Barrier/Sign Language Bit:
  41:44–45:41

• AI & Future of Entertainment Deep-Dive:
  51:14–61:31

• Las Vegas Live Show Shoutouts:
  70:10–71:38

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Episode Takeaways

• Comic chaos reigns: This episode's prominent throughline is the guys managing everyday chaos—parenting, aging, nostalgia for a pre-AI Hollywood, neighborhood drama all filtered through their unique, self-aware lens.
• Philosophy & panic mashed together: Whether it’s the future of entertainment or panic over toy batteries, deep thoughts and total nonsense exist side by side.
• Excitement for Vegas: The crew is genuinely pumped for their live show and closing on a high-energy note.

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Summary in a Nutshell

If you missed it: Adam, Ders, Blake, and Kyle (remote) lock in for a hilarious session bouncing from real-life mishaps to broad cultural questions. There’s nostalgia for the “good old” days of Hollywood, a major panic around a lost battery, epic tales of neighborly DUI chaos, and sincere worries (through jokes) about our AI-fueled future. They tie it all to their upcoming Vegas show—don’t miss it if you like your humor wild, warm, and weirdly philosophical.

Key message? Lock TF in. Respect the chaos. And maybe—just maybe—don't let your kid put batteries in their mouth.

Transcript

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical thing happening on this planet today on this is important.

[Adam Devine]

Oh my God. What did I hit? Did I hit a mailbox was a garbage can. You got the right one, baby.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Uh huh. When there's no romance. There's no reason to do anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Buckle up.

[Adam Devine]

God damn. God damn.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

God damn.

[Adam Devine]

God damn. God.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Damn. Damn. That was kind of fire.

[Adam Devine]

That was freestyle. That got us into it.

[Blake Anderson]

That was something.

[Adam Devine]

I like it. The energy.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

God damn. Yeah, bro. I need my boys to lock TF in. Boys, come on. We gotta lock in, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Lock tfn. Lock tfn.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

As Blake would say, lock TF in.

[Adam Devine]

Guys, like, looking like Wolverine. Looking like hipster Wolverine. What's up?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What's up, youngsters? What's up, all my fellow youngsters? What is the Steve Buscemi meme where.

[Adam Devine]

He'S like, yeah, I think that's right. What's up, fellow youth? It's fellow youth or something, right?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Like my fellow young people or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

And what is that? That's from the Sandler movie, I believe.

[Adam Devine]

No, I think it's a Toyota commercial.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

No way. That'd be sick.

[Adam Devine]

I wish, dude. I wish. God, I wish.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I miss good. I miss good Toyota commercials, as we know. What was there? What was they saying?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry, you don't like the Toyota thon commercials have been running for 20 years with our.

[Adam Devine]

Our girl.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm just saying it's no like a rock, right, Laurel. Oh, Laurel. Oh, you're right. Laurel Coppock is the face of Toyota. You're right.

[Adam Devine]

Floral copic. She was in Workaholics.

[Blake Anderson]

Workaholics Alum.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

She is the lady who denies Adam at the cocktail hour of the Juggalo episode.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, very early on. That was very. That was in the first season.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, yes.

[Adam Devine]

Good old days.

[Blake Anderson]

She was doing the commercials then. She had just started and is doing them now.

[Adam Devine]

Now.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I mean, dude, she's a legend in the game face of Toyota.

[Blake Anderson]

Unreal.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Unreal stuff, man.

[Adam Devine]

That's a killer gig. That's a killer gig. That's the gig you want in. In today's world where they're not making tv, really. They're not making as many movies. You just want a commercial that runs for 15 years.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You're.

[Blake Anderson]

You're more famous as a com. Like she's on every football and basketball game non stop, 20 times a game.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I would love to reunite with her, dude.

[Adam Devine]

My. My mailman just said a very funny. Very. He was meaning it as a compliment, but it was offensive to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

Today I ran into him in the neighborhood. Me and Bo were taking a stroll about and he goes, ah, man, I just. I want to let you know that he's like, I saw your commercial, you know, and it's so funny. You and Marshawn. I'm like, oh, all right. Thanks, man. And he goes. And I just want to let you know I'm a big fan from when you used to do movies. Well, why don't you cry about it? And I'm like, yeah, from when I used to do movies. And then he complimented the commercial.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm still actively trying to.

[Adam Devine]

Trying to do the movies. It's. It's hard out there. And then I'm trying to. And then I caught myself trying to break down the state of the industry and how hard it is to get movies made.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you? Commercials are actually a bigger deal than a movie.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Can I talk? He's like, I gotta deliver mail, brother.

[Adam Devine]

I started. I was like, well, actually, it's kind of. And then I was like, it's kind of hard out there. And then he was like, what do you mean? And I was like, gotta. Gotta keep it moving. And he's like, all right, see you.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

He's like, literally. Yeah, I do. I have to.

[Blake Anderson]

Beau looked up from the stroller and was like, dad, no, dad, no.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Be cool.

[Adam Devine]

Be cool, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Be cool about it.

[Adam Devine]

And then we got home, and then a very scary thing happened.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What? Today?

[Blake Anderson]

Today.

[Adam Devine]

Today.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, the mailman dunked on you today. You're still reeling.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm still. Still. It was. I'm reeling from a lot of things I'm about to go into the next thing I'm reeling from, and this.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Locked in. You're locked in. And.

[Blake Anderson]

And I. Adam Divine, you're live.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You are locked TF in, and I love that dude.

[Adam Devine]

And you notice how it just turned red because I'm drinking hot coffee and we're shooting this kind of late in the evening. This is going to me.

[Blake Anderson]

What is happening to you right now?

[Adam Devine]

It's. It's so dark outside. Come home. I'm telling Chloe about the incident with the mailman, and you're like. I'm just like, this is. I mean, my God, if he was a big fan. We need to move to do movies.

[Blake Anderson]

We have to move. You can't come here every day.

[Adam Devine]

And Bo was playing with this little thing he got for Halloween, which you put on your finger, and it casts a light onto a wall.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Like a little, like, bat or something. And he loved the thing. And we looked down, and he had bitten into it, and it crumbled apart. Oh, dear. And we're like, oh, buddy, get that out of your mouth. And then we found two little circular batteries this big.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And we got him out of his mouth real quick. We're like, oh, that could have been bad. And then I looked up how many batteries are in those things?

[Blake Anderson]

Nine. Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Three.

[Adam Devine]

Three.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Three.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, so one is missing.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay, that's not good.

[Adam Devine]

One is missing. We searched everywhere. Quickly. We're like, it's not here. We gotta go to the hospital. Meanwhile, we're redoing the house. So. So they're outside. The guys are being like, miss, we need a paint color, like, right now. Like, they're out there with paint, ma'.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Am. Right.

[Adam Devine]

Like, is this the right color?

[Blake Anderson]

They're out there.

[Adam Devine]

Like, our son. Our son is there. He got to go to the hospital.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You know what? I liked you when you were doing movies, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's like I used to. The commercial is funny, but I liked what you used to do.

[Blake Anderson]

Movies.

[Adam Devine]

And then we go to the car. There's no car seat.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What the.

[Adam Devine]

There's no car seat.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Bo's nanny, my assistant Michelle.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

She had taken the car seat in her car and had forgotten to put it back into our car. And usually in the mornings, we don't go anywhere, so it's not a big deal. We usually walk to breakfast or whatever. We're going. So I'm screaming, there's no car seat. There's no car seat from across the car. Someone from across the street.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you panicked?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, yeah. This is a code red.

[Adam Devine]

I'm yelling at Chloe because I'm parked across the street.

[Blake Anderson]

And the mailman is just. Just like. His life is in shame.

[Adam Devine]

The mailman has. Is gone at this day.

[Blake Anderson]

He's in the truck. Just watch him.

[Adam Devine]

Then this woman that lives in the house across the street pops her head out, and she's like, do you need a car seat? And I'm like, yes, please. And she goes. She goes, I'll just grab it from my car. I'm like, thank you so much.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Then she seems to run down the block, and then she runs down another block too much, and then she starts to run down the third block. And then Chloe gets there, and she. And I'm like, I think I have to follow this woman. So I sprint after. I'm a dead sprint, lady. I don't know this woman. This is the first time meeting her.

[Blake Anderson]

This is an angel when. When fame backfires. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Dead sprint. Get her car seat. Finally. It's parked three blocks away. Chloe then drives with Bo. Just laying in the back lane. In the back.

[Blake Anderson]

Loose.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You have a loose child.

[Blake Anderson]

Loose.

[Adam Devine]

We get the car seat.

[Blake Anderson]

That's one way to do it.

[Adam Devine]

It's a. It's too big for Beau. He cannot even fit in it. We just hold on to him and take him to the hospital. The hospital is six minutes away.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

We make it there.

[Blake Anderson]

Why? Sorry. He's not.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Shout out to the close.

[Adam Devine]

No, he's not choking, but we are worried about.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

The battery is melting in his stomach right now.

[Adam Devine]

So they say that if you swallow one of these batteries, you have to have surgery. Like, they have to get it out, and they will, like, open up your neck.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Or your stomach if it makes it all the way down there.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

This is not. This is not cool at all.

[Adam Devine]

Good. And also, we're like.

[Blake Anderson]

They can't pump a stomach.

[Adam Devine]

No, apparently not. You can't puke it up. I. I don't know why.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What are these batteries? Let me guess. Made in China?

[Adam Devine]

They're the little tiny lithium batteries. Made in China. China.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Made in China.

[Blake Anderson]

I bet you they're made in Taiwan.

[Adam Devine]

Taiwan.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Taiwan.

[Adam Devine]

So we get there, X rays, there's no battery.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Wow. I am sorry this happened. This sounds. This sounds rough.

[Adam Devine]

And then we take. I take the car seat back later. We still can't find the battery. I take the car seat back to this woman. I've looked for an hour.

[Blake Anderson]

My stomach's on fire.

[Adam Devine]

I give her the car seat, a couple hundred. As I'm. As I'm lifting up to take it up, that she. Like, it was like a duplex or. I had to go up the stairs. And I walk up, a. A toy falls out, lands on the ground. It's. It was already broken. And three batteries fall out.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So she had a broken toy with three lithium batteries in the car seat that she had given me. And I. And I go, so there are three in those toys? And she goes, oh, my God. Did that toy break? Yeah, my son was playing with that. Oh, thank God. He. He didn't swallow any of these batteries. And I'm like, yeah, thank God.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Whoa, dude, Wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Because this is the thing that got passed out in the neighborhood on Halloween. So, like, all the kids in the neighborhood got it?

[Adam Devine]

Apparently, yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay. Okay, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

So I'm stringing. I'm stringing this together. Almost like a detective.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. So does someone gave these away? It was a serial killer. This guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

And then we ended up finding the battery. Later on, my Michelle, my assistant, you know, went on a deep dive and. And actually found it. It took her, like, eight minutes to find. I looked for over an hour and couldn't find it. She found it, like, eight minutes yeah, but.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, I guess the lesson is, is before you freak out, have someone else take a. Take a look.

[Adam Devine]

Have a look. Take. Take a quick look. See? Yeah, but it was. It was chaos. But if, you know, go to Hogue Hospital. Those people are very nice down there at beautiful Hogue.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Dude, I have very great stories about Hope. Not myself, but I do remember. I remember Teddy going there on a very drunken night. I think he got, like, his, like, stomach pumped or filled with nutrients or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't they, like, put coal in your. In charcoal? Don't you drink, like, charcoal and then you barf charcoal?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, I think they, like, hydrated him and fed him the charcoal, and I. I think he just. I think he just walked out. He didn't pay her.

[Adam Devine]

He was just. He was.

[Blake Anderson]

You dropped him off. All right, we'll see you, player.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Scared.

[Adam Devine]

Well, because I was hanging out with you guys during this time. This was the early. Early aughts. Yes, children, let us take you back.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

To the early aughts.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. What a panic at the disco.

[Blake Anderson]

Everybody.

[Adam Devine]

Blink182 and what? He just got so drunk that you guys are like, this is too drunk. We have to take him to the hospital.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, and you got to remember, we're college age, so it takes an alarming amount to have you all like, whoa, homie might be dust.

[Blake Anderson]

Honestly, I don't even know what that would be.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. I've never taken a homie to the hospital, and I've had homies die.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish there was some way to ask, like, upstairs, like, heaven or somewhere to be, like, actually seven times. You should have died.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, right.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what the number is.

[Adam Devine]

It's got to be up there. Oh, mine's way up there for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

But you know what I mean. And your collective friend group. Oh, yeah, plenty.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, yeah, Yeah. I mean, got to. I mean, I don't even think I was there that night because I didn't drop my. I think it was when Teddy and Kyle were living together, and it was just one of those nights where.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, he was two men just going shop. Shop for a shot.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay, we don't got. We got class in the morning, but.

[Adam Devine]

We don't get literally no girls going over there. 100%.

[Blake Anderson]

Unbelievable.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What else you want to do? Yeah, you want to make another batch of french fries and just.

[Blake Anderson]

I do like the. The idea of two guys who are like. I don't even know what to say to you anymore. Let's get drunk. Let's. Let's loosen it Up a little social lubricant.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, I do remember that was a really cool time because there were these. What's the fry company? Ortega. Or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that it? Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Or take a French fries.

[Blake Anderson]

They had say with an accent.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Ortega. They had these. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Offended.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

They had these chocolate flavored french fries that were on sale for like, for like 10 cents. So the boys just stocked up on.

[Adam Devine]

Nice. Dude. Dude.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It's actually legit. Hard to swat a mosquito. So shout out to you.

[Adam Devine]

That was a fly. Looks like.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's a sker.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, really? You guys have those up there?

[Blake Anderson]

That's a sker.

[Adam Devine]

Tons of mosquito. Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Tell your story, bro.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm just saying they stocked up on so much of these Ortega chocolate french fries that it's all we ate. And we like, convinced ourselves we're like, they're actually pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

But they were Ortega chocolate french fries.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yes, they were chocolate flavored french fries on clearance at like the 99 cent store for like 10 cents. It's all we ate and we were convinced they were delicious. Convinced.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But behindsight, not good.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

There's a reason they're on clearance.

[Blake Anderson]

Chocolate french fries.

[Adam Devine]

And do you call it behind sight?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I said, but in hindsight. But I will say behindsight.

[Blake Anderson]

Hindsight.

[Adam Devine]

That seems like hindsight. I was like, oh, that's tight.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Behindsight.

[Adam Devine]

Can I tell? I mean, I'm coming in hot. I'm locked.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That. You're locked TF in. Please lock TF in.

[Adam Devine]

Absolute gnarly thing happened yesterday. Last night, Chloe's putting Bo to bed. It's. It's like 7:38pm and all of a sudden I hear this crazy crash outside. I go running outside directly in front of my house. There's a giant tire spinning right? And this woman is parked directly in front of my house.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Another woman. Another woman. These women, man. I swear to God.

[Adam Devine]

Up on the curb. Inner Tesla.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Trying to reverse out, but she's stuck in mud and she can't. And her car's all up. She hidden? Yeah, she. There's like a little grass patch in front of my neighbor's house, right in front.

[Blake Anderson]

So she's already jumped on the curb.

[Adam Devine]

She's already fully. If our cars were parked in front, they would have been destroyed again, which happened two years ago.

[Blake Anderson]

Block is hot dog.

[Adam Devine]

This woman had hit my neighbor's car. Yeah. So hard that the wheel flew off. It was just spinning in the street. I was one of the first people out there. She was reversing. She reverses almost every hits Me and my front door. Yeah, I'm. I hit the back of her car. I'm screaming, I'm screaming, stop, stop, stop. I'm taking photos of her license plate. Full narc mode. Full narc mode, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Way to go, brother.

[Adam Devine]

And then she. She gets back on the street, drives about a half block up, and then crashes again.

[Blake Anderson]

They have to.

[Adam Devine]

Then she gets out of the car, comes running back, and she goes, oh, my God. She's like my age or maybe older. She might be 50 years old. She's like, oh, my God, what did I hit? And I hit a mailbox. Was that garbage can? No, it's a full on Audi A8.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely hammered, hammered, hammered.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, jesus Christ, lady, how much did you drink? And she goes, I'll admit it. I've had two margaritas.

[Blake Anderson]

I'll admit it. I'll admit it. I'll admit it. If anyone ever asks you how much you drink, do not start with I'll admit it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'll admit it. Do not. I was like, lady, just lie, dude. Like, what are you doing?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'll admit it already means you had to 2. So then 2 on top of that, it's 4 baseline right now.

[Adam Devine]

And she was like slurring her words and then talking way too much when the cops got there. They got there pretty quick. They were within there with like four or five minutes. Yeah, gentlemen, the cops are there. And then they were like, well, how fast do you think you were going, ma'? Am? And she goes, I'll admit it. At least 60. At least 60. No, this is a 25 mile per hour zone.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You got to add 20 miles per hour as soon as she says, I'll admit it. Yeah, probably cruising 80.

[Adam Devine]

And she's just talking up a storm house. It was a fundraiser for her school, so she had a few. And. And does she have any children? Yes, 10 and 9. Where are they? At home. Are they alone? Yes. I should get back to them. And you're like, oh, my God, woman, you're going to prison.

[Blake Anderson]

Going to jail.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Shut up. To the clinic.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's very dangerous.

[Adam Devine]

So that was directly in front of our house last night.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Dude, the block is hot, brother.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you got to get like, I don't know how to do this on your situation, but like some sort of front porch chair.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, just to see.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Just to kind of sit out front.

[Blake Anderson]

The people watching. Must be unreal.

[Adam Devine]

The people watch. Yeah, it's pretty.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I know you want privacy, but.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Like, gotta sit out there like a Halloween decoration. Just post it up on a bench.

[Blake Anderson]

Or like on a submarine. They have, what do they call that?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Periscope, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Down periscope.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Of course. Great film.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you know, I think, I think what we need to do is if and when I build a new house, there needs to be an observation deck.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

That is just there to observe the street.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It won't even have views of the ocean. It'll just be street with a laser.

[Blake Anderson]

Pointer just already up there for you to, to point at people and go.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, with a rocket launcher, bro.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's going to pay off for the zombie attack as well.

[Adam Devine]

So just. And then my neighbor who got hit, my boy Bob, he's a, he's a older man, probably about 70, nicest guy in the world. He's like, yeah, this is kind of crazy. It's the second time it's happened to me. I'm like, this is the second time it's happened to us once. Both cars fully destroyed, and it's the second time it's happened to him. And then the people that live on the other side of the street, they're like, oh, yeah, it's happened on our side of the street a few times as well. I'm like, just people coming home or leaving, just being blackout drunk.

[Blake Anderson]

Are there speed bumps on that street?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, there's not. I was intoxicated.

[Blake Anderson]

It's time. It's time to flex your star meter, bro, and get some speed bumps, maybe.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Speed bumps.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You know, as much as they're a bummer, there, there is a reason for them.

[Blake Anderson]

Are we that age now, by the way, where we're like, we gotta get speed bumps in this neighborhood.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, for sure. Talking speed bumps, dude. I've never felt older. When I was like, just narc in this woman, I called 911 immediately. I'm knocking her out.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, yeah, unacceptable. Did you say unacceptable a lot?

[Adam Devine]

I should have. I should have. I don't know if I did or not.

[Blake Anderson]

You what, ma'? Am? Unacceptable.

[Adam Devine]

I was blacked out with rage every.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Time she said, I'll admit it. You said unacceptable.

[Adam Devine]

I, I, I, I think I said on more than once. My child could have been out here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, my child. You're a change, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was like, because that's the time that we normally come back from, like, swim lessons. He's a late swim, swim class. And I was like, my child could have been, I could have been coming.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I felt so swimming less.

[Adam Devine]

And then today I put on a quarter zip. So you know?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

See ya.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm an. I'm an. I'm an elder.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Damn, Adam, it's fully elder Millennial. Yeah, you're fully in.

[Adam Devine]

A quick question. Yeah. In your family at Thanksgiving, do you go around and say what you're thankful for? Yeah, well, a lot of families do that. And it's such a great tradition, Ders. I mean, sometimes we just need to remind ourselves what's important. Family and friends, you know, real human connection.

[Blake Anderson]

And there's no better time to find that connection than Thanksgiving.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Blake Anderson]

Old friends are coming into town.

[Adam Devine]

I'll be there.

[Blake Anderson]

Reach out to them. It couldn't be easier. A quick Facebook post asking who's around. Somebody's got to get the ball rolling, right? Tag your friends. Maybe your high school class has a Facebook alumni group. You could even start an event.

[Adam Devine]

That's actually a really good idea. Even just going on to Facebook and commenting on friends posts can lead to a connection. Congratulations on a new baby, a happy birthday, or just a hey, looking good. Point is, a little connection goes a long way, but you've got to make the connection first. And Thanksgiving really is the perfect opportunity. And Facebook is the perfect platform.

[Blake Anderson]

Happy Thanksgiving and say hello to your friends from me. Let's reconnect this holiday season with Facebook.

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Shh. You won't believe what my new friend.

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[Blake Anderson]

Do you guys. I know Blake doesn't Adam. One of those like. It's like a golfing windbreaker shirt situation. Do you know what I'm talking about? But it's a windbreaker.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, yeah, I'm into that vibe.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you have one of those, Adam?

[Adam Devine]

I don't. I don't have one of those. I don't golf, so I feel like if I golfed.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I know, but it's a.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It's trendy.

[Blake Anderson]

It's an Orange county uniform, I think.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I try to steer clear of like what, what the Orange county bros. Dress has. Cuz it, it's a very specific look.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And I don't love it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's half zips and dodger hats.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Doesn't like, doesn't like Bill. Doesn't. Doesn't Bill Belichick wear one all the time? Am I tripping?

[Adam Devine]

Like, that seems right.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he cuts the sleeves off of sweatshirts. I mean, that's his uniform.

[Adam Devine]

That's pretty tight.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe off field, I feel like he.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Rocks one of those. Yeah, yeah. Like those quarter. What would you call that? Like a quarter sleeve?

[Adam Devine]

Well, now that he's banging that little 25 year old girl, I feel like. I feel like maybe he's up at his game and he's gonna get one of these windbreaker golf shirts that you're talking about.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

He for sure dresses him. She's gonna definitely start making him, like, bleaches, tips and stuff. She's got it down. She knows what she's doing.

[Blake Anderson]

Definitely. I mean, definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely bleeds in the tips.

[Adam Devine]

Definitely the fact that it's so funny. What, like, just.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Young, you got this.

[Adam Devine]

I hate to say this word will do to an older man. They will lose their. They will. They will annihilate their entire career.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Tail as old as time.

[Adam Devine]

They will. Their whole reputation, they'll just throw it in the toilet. They're like, I don't need this.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

She.

[Adam Devine]

This. This young woman is allowing me to her. I'm a dude.

[Blake Anderson]

But Adam, you know what? You know what? You know, all the. The noise, the disappointment, the. The. The presumed shame, it all goes away.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Blake Anderson]

When you're walking down the street and one other guy gives you a nod.

[Adam Devine]

This is the way.

[Blake Anderson]

And you go, that's why I'm doing this.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's why I threw my life away. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just one nod from a guy going, you're doing it.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's why I destroyed my legacy.

[Adam Devine]

That's why I destroyed everything in my life.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's why I destroyed my legacy right there.

[Adam Devine]

Because it's like, I feel like if you. If you're divorced and. And you know, you're looking. You're back on the scene and you're looking on the prow and. And you're. I mean, 65, 70. How old is Bill Bellich?

[Blake Anderson]

I think he's got to be late 60s, if not 70s. 73.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's 73. Okay, so then I feel you can. You can maybe date a 50 to 55 year old woman.

[Blake Anderson]

What is the law?

[Adam Devine]

Not law.

[Blake Anderson]

The. The law. It's half plus seven. No, no, it's half. Half your age plus seven is like the rule of thumb.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm.

[Adam Devine]

I don't.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm unaware.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys have never heard that.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think I have.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Where. What was this on, like, Jenny Jones or something?

[Adam Devine]

Yes, Jenny Jones play.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it was on Jenny Jones. So Chicago based talk show Jenny Jones. It was on that. No, I just always remember it was like half your age plus seven.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Why seven?

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's crunching the numbers. I can tell you. It does not meet.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I AM so. It's 43 and a half, by the way. That seems spry. Even younger than I would have said. That's. And that, to me would be like a pretty big age gap. That's pretty wild. And I think people would be would be, would be whispering behind your back with that number.

[Blake Anderson]

But, but they would whisper until they'd go online and be like, actually did. You know, it's, it's half your age plus seven years.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I feel like, what's, what are they talking about at that point? Bill's talking about Dobie Gillis.

[Adam Devine]

There's no doubt she's done getting.

[Blake Anderson]

There's no doubt.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

He's talking Gilligan's Island.

[Adam Devine]

He's not even talking. He's got to talk about like the monsters. He's like, remember when the monsters first came out? And you're like, what? Yeah, no, when Green Acres. When Green Acres was, was a brand new TV show. And you're like, nah.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what though? I feel like he's the age of all the original stuff. Like Star wars came out when I was a kid. She was like, me too. New. You know, it's just, it's the new Star Wars.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, they're probably, they're probably bonding over Star Wars.

[Adam Devine]

The thing is, is Star wars didn't come out when he was a kid. He was an adult man when Star.

[Blake Anderson]

Wars came out in 1970. What is it, six?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he was an adult man.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, right. But you know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, so I, I, it's, it's truly the fuddling. Oh, oh. Todd just put in the chat this crazy stuff thing. Jordan Hudson, who is Bill Belichick's girlfriend, files to trademark the word. The phrase gold digger. Yeah, she wants to trademark the phrase gold digger.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, sir.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, I'm assuming to sell merch.

[Blake Anderson]

Who is that?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Like, yeah, but like.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, oh, sorry. Jordan Hudson.

[Adam Devine]

That's her. That's her. That is.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, sorry. I thought, I thought Jordan Hudson was like, like a man. I didn't know who that was.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

No, no, the name Jordan confused you. You're old school.

[Adam Devine]

You're, you're 73 year old man with that mustache. That's confused too.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's how she roped Bill. She's like, hi, I'm Jordan. And he's like the goat. That's a, that's the last name. I know that. It's a man's name.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's her way in to trick the old men.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, I was waiting for Blake to. I was like, where's this going? It's a man's name. Let's.

[Adam Devine]

You never know to trademark Gold Digger is.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, how does he feel about that?

[Blake Anderson]

She's so young. She doesn't even know that Gold Digger's been around.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, but how did how does he feel about that? Because in. In our world.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, you know what? I'll tell you how he feels about it.

[Adam Devine]

Rock hard.

[Blake Anderson]

He gets that nod, and he feels just fine.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

He gets that nod, baby.

[Adam Devine]

He feels rock hard about. About it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just that. It's that walk around nod.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You don't give one, man.

[Blake Anderson]

They go to Hawaii, they finish dinner, they go walk in on the beach. He walks past another couple, he gets the nod, he's fine, and everything is worth it. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

If you walk past another couple and the guy gives the nod, that guy is then in a fight the rest of the night with his age appropriate girl.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

If he gets caught giving the nod.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you can't give the nod.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Why did you give him a nod?

[Blake Anderson]

Very subtle, quiet nod.

[Adam Devine]

Just a little more of a look. It's. I. I don't know if I' nod. I.

[Blake Anderson]

To me, Adam, you would bow. You'd go, sir.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean, maybe when I'm 73, I. I will be giving knots.

[Blake Anderson]

But that's what I'm saying is it's like other older guys.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not young guys.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You won't even know your head's doing. You're gonna be nodding constantly.

[Adam Devine]

I'm just a bobblehead.

[Blake Anderson]

What is it in. In Shanghai Noon where, like, whenever the princess shows up, they like and then they drop down and bow. That's the. That goes down when he's on the beach at Club Med with the old folks.

[Adam Devine]

You're a monster.

[Blake Anderson]

Somebody. Hey, Chad, you gotta pull up a. Pull up a gift.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Can you pull up a gif.

[Blake Anderson]

In Shanghai Noon going like this?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I gotta run that one back. I know, it's a classic. I mean, every Jackie Chan film is highly watchable.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's been a minute since I watched that one.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's a blockbuster.

[Blake Anderson]

I saw that in the theater. I remember dragging Emma being like, it's this guy, Owen Wilson. He's from this movie Bottle Rocket. It's Jackie Chan. Cha cha, cha, cha cha. Game changer.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You're like. You're like that meme where the dude is, like, talking into the girl's ear.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

Remember when you could just be in one popular movie and then suddenly you're in a lot of other popular movies? Back when they made movies.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, now it's commercials and commercials.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know if, you know, people.

[Adam Devine]

Are known for their commercials. Thank you. Thank you, Blake. That's where I was heading. Ye know, you're kind of known for your commercial game.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah. But you used to be able to get on a heater with the movies. Yeah. Next.

[Adam Devine]

Man, they used to make a lot of movies. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Remember when almost everybody knew martial arts?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, this is part of it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just part.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It was like riding horses was in the early days. Then you had to know some martial arts you had.

[Adam Devine]

You had to know some high yachts.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

At least a chop and a kick.

[Adam Devine]

And then in my day, in our day, you had to be able to.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Hacky sack and freestyle rap.

[Adam Devine]

And freestyle rap.

[Blake Anderson]

Freestyle ra. Of course.

[Adam Devine]

And good with that. Those videos that I keep sending you guys where I keep saying that Blake. Blake needs to get into this, where the guy wears gloves and does the finger dancing with little lights.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, that bow eight, dude, it's basically those things, the finger lights. It's an introduction into. Into kind of raving.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

They're trying to get our kids on Molly earlier and earlier and earlier here.

[Blake Anderson]

That'd be time and. And if you're watching us on YouTube and you don't know what Blake has been looking like this entire pot, like, the way you're saying this. Hey, man, you're the guy.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Life. Life is one battle after another.

[Blake Anderson]

You're rave culture.

[Adam Devine]

You're like, they're trying to get our kids on. On Molly earlier. You're. You look like a Molly dealer that only deals to children mixed.

[Blake Anderson]

Mixed with, like, the way you keep rocking back and forth. You look like a white. White Ray Charles.

[Adam Devine]

Like, with your white Ray Charles ass.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you got the blue bloggers on with, like, the.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Baby, please don't go. The looks like he's playing the harmonica.

[Blake Anderson]

When you do that. It's just. Dude, you are so dumb. That's all I say. Will you do. Will you just say one thing for me? Just say you got the right one.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Baby. I'm gonna make it do what it do. I'm gonna make it do what it to do. Sorry, man. I just. I don't sell Molly anymore.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Have you ever done Molly, Blake?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yes, I have done it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think twice. I did it once at a music festival, and it was fantastic. It was a great time. And then I think I did it once in the presence of a bunch of beach dudes.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, what?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean.

[Adam Devine]

In the presence of Up a bunch of beach dudes. What does that mean?

[Blake Anderson]

Never fails.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, this is it. This is.

[Blake Anderson]

But Adam, this is where he comes from. You talk about how Kyle and Teddy just got hammered alone together.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

This is just the vibe.

[Adam Devine]

This Is just Concord's best.

[Blake Anderson]

Should we tell him?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think I did it. Like, what was that? What? I. I don't want to incriminate people. I feel like maybe it was Zach's birthday. Where were we taking, like, flabongos in, like, a. In a restaurant bathroom. And then I feel like, like, Molly was being passed about.

[Adam Devine]

What is flabongos?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's when you take a flamingo lawn ornament and you cut the beak off of it, and you basically use it as a beer bong. And we. They were doing that in the bathroom. It was a very turntable party. It was very turned up.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's unbelievable. Hats off.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, it was. I was like, oh, you guys get it?

[Adam Devine]

That seems right. Yeah, that seems.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So was I also doing Molly then? Was I there?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think so. I think I have videos. I think it was, like, season two or three of Workaholics. We were young go hards at the time.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, Adam, when you're pointing one finger at Blake, there's three pointing right back at you saying, let's do Molly.

[Adam Devine]

No, I. I mean, I. Yeah, I've done Molly a handful of times.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Love it, dude.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Adam Devine]

I remember I've only done it maybe. I would say maybe six times, but I. Then I remember buying. I was like, oh, I should buy Molly in. In case Chloe ever wants to do something.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I just have it on hand and.

[Adam Devine]

Just to have it.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And then I spent. I was like, hey, can you get me Molly? And I gave the guy $200, and then he gave me so much Molly, I didn't know how much Molly was. Turns out you can get a ton of Molly.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

And. And then I never did Molly ever again.

[Blake Anderson]

You just brought it to Zach's birthday party, and you were passing it out, and then here we are.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I just found the bag of Molly maybe a decade later. I just found it, like, two weeks ago.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay, not yesterday with the whole battery.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Like, a couple weeks ago, and I just found it, and it's. It's to the brim. It's one of those little tiny bags, and it's just filled to the brim.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Is it still good?

[Blake Anderson]

What does it look like? Is it like a tab? Like acid or what? No, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

It's like little rocks, right? Like, little pink and blue rocks. And. I don't know. I mean, hey, slide into Blake's DMS and let me know if the Molly will still be good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's probably better like a fine wine.

[Adam Devine]

I'm assuming it'll just lose its potencies is after the. Through the years, who knows?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

There's only one way to find out.

[Blake Anderson]

Take the whole bag, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Take the whole bag. Yep. And then go to Aqua Tots with my child.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, absolutely. And I'll be there getting the re up.

[Adam Devine]

I had a weird. I had a weird encounter at Aqua Tots, which is the like child swim program that we go to.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that where they can like make your. Your kids like, they like snap at him and he can just roll over?

[Adam Devine]

No, it's not, it's not one of the ones where they like drown your child. It's like you're in the pool with them and you're like teaching them to hold their breath underwater. It's pretty. I wish they would like drown my child a little more. I want him to like. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Graduating is like they push it in with clothes on.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's like, like that sort of is gnarly and it apparently it works. But I'm like, I wouldn't want to do that. But it's. It's just like a regular little kid swim class with. You're in the pool with them. And we went to a two year old's birthday party of this little girl. She's a little blonde haired, blue eyed girl. And I don't know, I think I. And then this other family who was also in the class was also there and I said hello to them and then I got my wires crossed when I saw the other little girl. And the other little girl is Mexican kid. And they speak Spanish to her. She also speaks English. And I go, hey, happy birthday in front of everyone. Happy birthday. There you are, little birthday girl. And everyone's like, nice. It's not her birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, you're disaster.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

My God.

[Adam Devine]

They're like, you were at the other little girl's birthday. You know that it wasn't her birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to.

[Adam Devine]

And it was like they were cutting me no slack. And. And the grandmother was there and the grandma's like you. It was like, Adam, you know it wasn't her birthday. It's not her birthday.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I liked it when you were a.

[Adam Devine]

Movie star, dude, I'm so sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're like, that's the joke, guys.

[Adam Devine]

I got you.

[Blake Anderson]

I'll be, I'll be underwater.

[Adam Devine]

I'm good. You'll see me on a commercial.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Egg on my face, dude. It's. It's a different level of embarrassment.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to Call in a bomb threat.

[Adam Devine]

It's a different level of embarrassment when it's around other parents and. And a bunch of children. Children.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It's no fun to be completely embarrassed in front of. Of your. Your peers.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Your parent peers look like a damn fool out here.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't you wish you knew Spanish? You could just start saying Spanish and that would maybe help recover the whole thing.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Completely bail you out of the situation. Just say, like, I'm well aware. I was having a Josh.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Suddenly I'm like, que pasa, mi amigos? And they're like, that's offensive. Just the fact that you said, que pasa, mi amigos?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I wish you would have just started breaking.

[Blake Anderson]

Do we learn Spanish? Do we still do ads for Duolingo? I might. I gotta get on this because the people who keep up my, like, lawn and stuff.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay. I like this.

[Blake Anderson]

They. We. I talk to them all the time for years.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know anything that he ever says.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'm pissed now. I got a lawn guy like that.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm not even. I'm not even exaggerating. And he finishes every sentence, laughing. He's like. And then we could. We could do this. And I'm like, are you with me?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, player. Yeah, player. So g. I gotta.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta go du lingo or something.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. My guy. Jesus. It's very similar. He also laughs at the end of whatever he's saying.

[Blake Anderson]

Where is he from?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I. I don't. I don't know. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Get him, boys. Get him.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. I do not know know. But he. I, you know, I don't know if he understands me. Like, I have to. Chloe made fun of me because I was telling him to spray down our. Our deck. Because my day, the birds will on it.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Spray down my dick.

[Adam Devine]

And so I'm like, spray down the deck. And. And I'm like, spray it down with the hose.

[Blake Anderson]

And he's like, sprayed the dick with the hose.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. I don't understand. And then I. And then I'm like, because the bird. And he's like, I don't. I'm not following. And then I start going, you know, and then I like, act like I'm. I'm like going, okay, okay, got it.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta learn Spanish.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

No, he. That. That translated.

[Adam Devine]

He got that.

[Blake Anderson]

He understands. My guy understands English.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You're not pulling your. Your end of the rope.

[Blake Anderson]

That's what I'm saying is that, like, when he talks to me I'm leaning in like crazy.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're lost in translation, saying, he's speaking English. Yeah, but it's like. I'm like, open your mouth more.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Goodbye.

[Blake Anderson]

I need you. No, you don't tell him that. But I'm like.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You verbalize this.

[Adam Devine]

So it's not even the fact that he's speaking Spanish. It's the fact that this guy has a speech impediment.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what it is.

[Adam Devine]

And you're. And you're shitting on him.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You have to open your mouth anymore.

[Adam Devine]

You have to enunciate.

[Blake Anderson]

You know how, like, in German they've got those long ass words?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Zupa.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah. Like splank, split, Splanker, Vince, dirt. Like, they add a bunch of.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Like farfig, Nugent.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Like, whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, they just string a bunch of words. Every sentence he speaks is just like. It's one word. And I'm like, okay, I know you're speaking English. Like, your English probably isn't bad. I just need. I unfortunately need you to open your mouth, bro.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of grandma. I unfortunately need a lot of help.

[Blake Anderson]

I need more. I need more.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think everybody should just learn sign language. And that should be the international language.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it international sign language?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I believe so. Isn't there only one sign language?

[Adam Devine]

I believe so.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

To me, that seems like a beautiful thing. There's no other language like that.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys know this one?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Isn't that so good?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I thought that was bird. I was like, okay, no, no. You know, blow job is literally this.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, absolutely. I read you loud and clear. Until I don't.

[Blake Anderson]

What's the story behind that one, man? How'd you learn that?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

How'd you learn that?

[Adam Devine]

Wedding, duh.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

No, Todd. Todd is saying sign language is not international, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Blake. Well, I. Yes. Handed that so hard too. So that's a little on me, but.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, that's my bad.

[Adam Devine]

No, I was doing stand up on stage and I said something about blowjob. And I look over and at, like, bigger colleges, they'll have a sign language person on the side of the stage.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, right, right.

[Adam Devine]

And she's just going like. And I was like, hold up. I stopped the show. I'm like, that's the international. That's the sign for sign language. Not international. Regional. Regionally based.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, obviously. I bet that. I bet that is international. Come on. This is. Everybody knows that.

[Adam Devine]

I would. I would hope so. Yeah. That seems worldwide.

[Blake Anderson]

I do love the idea of, like, you want to come back to my house and brush your teeth? Teeth? And people are like, oh, yeah, maybe. No, thanks. She's like, damn. I. I asked him if you wanted to give a blow job, but he.

[Adam Devine]

Said, no, I want to give you a. It's like a toothbrush.

[Blake Anderson]

He's from Portugal.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

How do you say chorg? How do you say chorg? How do you say. How do you say chor?

[Blake Anderson]

So this woman was doing it, and you called her out?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, and then I proceeded to say that word like, 400 times throughout the.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Rest of the show. Yeah, you know, that's amazing.

[Blake Anderson]

I would be like titty twister just to see just, like, what's happening here.

[Adam Devine]

What else?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, yeah. Blue waffle.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, Blue waffle. That's a good one. Where do you go from there?

[Adam Devine]

Blue waffle again? I don't know.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I. I think it's like a. I think it's like.

[Blake Anderson]

It's an infection, isn't it?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It's like an infect infected testicles or something. Maybe it is coochies.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought it was a coochie with the blue cheese.

[Adam Devine]

A blue waffle is an Internet hoax and not a real medical condition, disease, or sexually transmitted infection.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That doesn't seem right.

[Adam Devine]

It originated around 2010 as a myth circulated online.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

And what do I have? This is what do I have?

[Blake Anderson]

This is authored by Blake Anderson.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Then what do I have?

[Adam Devine]

Blake ain't red waffles to get off the Internet, homie. And, like, talk to people in the real world. All of Blake's is, like, from the Internet from. I mean, 2010. You know how much. You know how often Blake was on the Internet in 2010?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It was a heavy year. It. My. My scre time was.

[Adam Devine]

Was head through the roof.

[Blake Anderson]

Lot of.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Lot of phone play.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, quick question.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

In your family at Thanksgiving, do you go around and say what you're thankful for? Yeah, well, a lot of families do that, and it's such a great tradition, D. I mean, sometimes we just need to remind ourselves what's important. Family and friends, you know, real human connection.

[Blake Anderson]

And there's no better time to find that connection than thanks. Old friends are coming into town.

[Adam Devine]

I'll be there.

[Blake Anderson]

Reach out to them. It couldn't be easier. A quick Facebook post asking who's around. Somebody's got to get the ball rolling, right? Tag your friends. Maybe your high school class has a Facebook alumni group. You could even start an event.

[Adam Devine]

That's actually a really good idea. Even just going on to Facebook and commenting on friends posts can lead to a connection. Congratulations on a new baby, a happy birthday, or just a hey, looking good. Point is, a little connection goes a long way, but you've got to make the connection first. And Thanksgiving really is the perfect opportunity. And Facebook is the perfect platform.

[Blake Anderson]

Happy Thanksgiving and say hello to your friends from me. Let's reconnect this holiday season with Facebook.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

Blake, you with Sora? What are you making on there?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What's a must?

[Adam Devine]

What's Sora? No, Blake isn't doing anything constructive. He's like, reading comments and like, oh, oh, yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

AI, AI, no, I do have, I do have a chat of homies where Sora has entered the building. And it is funny too.

[Blake Anderson]

It's crazy.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It is really funny.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's, I mean, it makes me go like, the entertainment industry as we know it, we're cooked, cooked, cooked.

[Blake Anderson]

My just, homie, my, my homie, Barney Lomax is just sending me videos of him arguing with people at the airport about, like, carry on luggage and stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It's pretty good.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

And selling used car.

[Adam Devine]

Ours.

[Blake Anderson]

It's pretty good.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah. I don't know, you know, like, publicly when people post, like, AI say it's like Instagram or whatever, you got to be like, not cool, dude. Like, don't post that. But privately, it is very funny. Well, because you can't say, like, I'm into AI because it is going to kind of cut the legs out from our industry very quickly.

[Blake Anderson]

You can say whatever you like.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you could do whatever you'd like.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I, I just. You don't want to be the guy who's like, yeah, bring it on. Before we have anything figured out.

[Adam Devine]

It's already.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, I'm aware, I'm aware. But maybe there's a push back. Maybe we can extend the industry a.

[Adam Devine]

Little bit, you know? You know what the push back was when we went on strike almost an entire year and they did nothing to protect us.

[Blake Anderson]

They were like, let's make Sora.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That was a airball, dude. What were we doing out there?

[Blake Anderson]

I, I, I don't want to get into the specifics, but I don't want to get into.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we're not getting into the specifics.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I know what I was doing out there. I' talk about.

[Adam Devine]

You don't want to get into specifics because we don't know the specifics, but we don't want to.

[Blake Anderson]

You're going the wrong way there.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Let's just say this, let's just say this is the international sign of what I was doing on the stripe.

[Blake Anderson]

The tongue's on the other side.

[Adam Devine]

Blazer also, why is the tongue going the other side?

[Blake Anderson]

He got that hook dick.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, your dick is all got that.

[Blake Anderson]

Candy cane dick, huh?

[Adam Devine]

Little sugar tooth.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's skimitar baby.

[Adam Devine]

What doing are you you?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah, don't worry about me. I was just fine during the strike.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Sora, if that's like whatever the tip of the iceberg.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'll tell you what the tip the iceberg is.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, don't go ahead and tell me.

[Adam Devine]

I mean I, I'm. What is the first move like full blown movie that they're going to do that's probably going to be badass.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's not going to. You're saying they, that they are going to do. It's going to just be some kid a bit.

[Adam Devine]

Just like it's just going to be. Yeah, it's just I'm saying like they like meaning like them they person that's out in the world.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Right, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

But my point, my point, they don't.

[Adam Devine]

Assume a gender and they're going to make some cool. That's life.

[Blake Anderson]

Here, here's what, here's my like prediction.

[Adam Devine]

I like this.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

[Adam Devine]

Polly Ch.

[Blake Anderson]

The moment, let's say the one you're talking about. The one.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

The moment that comes out, baby Matrix.

[Blake Anderson]

As soon as that comes out, literally the moment after literally another one is going to come out.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Another one, another one.

[Blake Anderson]

Because there's millions of people doing this and it's going to be non stop and you're not going to even care. Yeah, I don't even know if you would because you just know like intuitively they got farted out and it's not really worth sitting through an hour and a half or whatever because you're like, I don't know, there's another one. I'll just like, I don't know, like there's something about a movie getting made and you know all these people are in it and like it's been baked into us because we grew up with it. And I think anybody who's like 5 years old right now, I don't know what the they're going to be consuming for, for content, art or whatever.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, yes, because I think about a lot of stuff is like everything has lost the like, for lack of better word, like the romance. Nothing is like romantic in art, in anything, in any consumption.

[Adam Devine]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

Is there a lack of a better word? Is there a better word? There's maybe they're not a lack of a better romance. What do you mean?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Like, like to me romance is like a human thing between humans between two people. Like a shared thing. There's, there is, there is no or it's a relationship with something like.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, Right.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

A relationship with your music. It's a romantic relationship. You have a love. You have a connection, a deep connection. And the only word I can think about is, like, you have a romance with that.

[Blake Anderson]

Romance.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah. I think that's an encompassing word. And there is no. No, there's no romance in this world anymore. Like, as far as with what the entertainment you consume, because it's all just right on your phone.

[Adam Devine]

Have you been on pornhub.com?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, there are some female directors on Pornhub who are injecting romance, and I do appreciate that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They should take it over.

[Blake Anderson]

I think there's, like, a weird. And let's just. Let's just stop.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Let's just end the book.

[Adam Devine]

The final pod down.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That shit's important.

[Blake Anderson]

There's so something about, like, a little bit of effort or a little bit of appreciation about the thing makes you enjoy it more.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, think about the burger we ate on Homeboy's Netflix show.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Dinner Time Live.

[Adam Devine]

Dinner Time Live with David Chang.

[Blake Anderson]

I still think about that burger.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

I think about. I know that burger more than I know his name.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And I don't know if that's because he made the burger.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Mentally, and I sat there and watched it happen or if the burger was actually that good. Right.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

And you did call him Burger man several times. You kept calling him Burger Man.

[Blake Anderson]

And anyway, Burger Man.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, what's up, Burger Man.

[Blake Anderson]

But like. Like a. Like just knowing that it came from a person in front of you that is also a renowned chef.

[Adam Devine]

I. I think this is all very romantic. Thank you. Disagree. I think. Okay, well, actively don't care. Care. No one cares anymore about the crew or about the people that are working or even the actors.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not even saying crew. I'm not even saying crew. I think innately they do understand what goes into a movie. And I don't even mean like. Like, how many takes it is or, like, how big the set is. Like, I think there's just some, like, subconscious appreciation for all those things together working. And when they finally know, like, when you see a stunt and you can tell it's not a real stunt guy, you don't laugh as hard. But when it's a real stunt guy eating shit, you laugh, because innately, you know you're happy not to be that real person who just ate shit down those stairs for that movie, even though you also know it's just a movie and it wasn't even, like, the actor.

[Adam Devine]

I Totally disagree. I think that people. I do. I think people don't care. I think. I think people in our industry and people we know, we appreciate movies in a way that I think the general population just doesn't. And they don't care if it's a stunt guy or if it's CGI or if it's Sora or whatever. And I. I think they're gonna stop making movies.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm saying a weird same thing as you, okay?

[Adam Devine]

I think they're gonna stop making movies. Oh, yeah. So they won't. They won't have anything else to appreciate other than this.

[Blake Anderson]

And what I'm saying is also kind of what you're saying, which is they don't care. And so they won't care at all. Like, they won't. They won't even care enough to watch them, is what I'm saying. I'm saying we innately know now just because of pop culture and everything that goes into these things. And at a certain point, we're gonna know that it's not a real thing, and we won't care. And there'll be another one right after it. Like, it's just. It'll be soup.

[Adam Devine]

Who cares? Well, what. What is going to happen first, I think is. I think they're going to. The studios are going to start to use AI with real actors.

[Blake Anderson]

Why studios? Why. Why does it even matter? Why can't it.

[Adam Devine]

Because that's still a way to make a lot of money, is you put Ryan Gosling as the lead, and he is. They're paying him a bunch of money. He's the lead. But then all the background is AI. The background actors are AI. The sets are.

[Blake Anderson]

They just make a hot AI person a star and then pay nobody anything.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

They have.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think they will at f. I said at first. This is how they're going to ease over the next decade or or so, maybe hopefully longer. They will. They'll anchor it with a few main actors that you know that you like and then everything else. That's how the cost down. That's what, you know, movies now cost 50. Even movies that you're like, like, oh, that's a small movie. It costs like $50 million. Things are expensive.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That's because the scope of movies are larger. Or it's just. That's the. The dollar. That's how much they cost. Why is. Why are. Why are movies that expensive?

[Blake Anderson]

The dollar.

[Adam Devine]

The inflation has gone up also, like, our unions are pretty strong, so they've gotten great deals for, you know, Below the line, people for pe, like background actors, make good money. So if you have a big, big. If you have a. I mean, it's great. Unless you're the movie studio and you're trying to cut costs, you know.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, but them. I say spread. Spread it out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but what they're going to do is they're going to annihilate everyone and just make them all AI. Yes.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Because at the end of the day, studios will say, humans, we will. We will fund non humans. And that's taking money out of actual people's pockets. And that's where society becomes a complete disaster. You have to care about people. People as the person with the money.

[Adam Devine]

You have to.

[Blake Anderson]

And I think, like Adam's saying, they won't. They won't care. Right? They'll go, oh, that's Ryan Gosling enough for me. And then to my point, they'll stop caring completely.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

The person at the top has to care for anything to matter. And obviously everything is slanting towards the people at the top of our society. Do not give a fuck about us.

[Adam Devine]

Why? Why do you suddenly have an accent when you.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Your turning into.

[Blake Anderson]

He's in character.

[Adam Devine]

Let him.

[Blake Anderson]

Let him cook.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I'm just saying that that's the baseline of this thing. And I think that's the hard lesson everybody's learning, this is important, is that the people up top do not really give a. It's hard. It's a hard pill to swallow. At what point how do we destruct that? I don't know, but it. Everybody feels the same thing, that the people up top with all the do.

[Adam Devine]

Not give a. Yeah, but how funny are those videos of. Of D's buddy arguing? They're very funny.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

They're very funny. I've got videos of me kissing so many of my friends and I didn't kiss them, man. I didn't kiss them.

[Blake Anderson]

Funny. They're funny enough.

[Adam Devine]

No, I've seen you kiss a lot of your friends, actually, so I know you've kissed them. Shut up.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, yeah, you have to have the initial photo of me kissing them, but then when you. You put it into the AI, I'm like kissing them harder and they're. My hair is in the wind.

[Adam Devine]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

Has music lost any ground here yet?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I feel like, man, music's lost all the ground.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no. I know, like, as far as, like, getting paid, no one buys albums anymore. It's just all. And then so now they're just doing like, music festivals and all that. I'm talking about Has AI taken over any aspect of music yet?

[Adam Devine]

I think that's about to happen.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Timberland got very heated on he has an AI artist. And then also they found him like he had like this beat competition and he loaded it like beats he was getting from people and loaded it into AI and people were like recognizing, yeah, it's. It's already begun. It's already begun.

[Blake Anderson]

But like, there's no album that anybody's bought yet. That's like all you hear. Like, oh, it's Kanye covering the Brady Bunch theme song. But like.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Right, right.

[Blake Anderson]

Is there anything yet?

[Adam Devine]

Well, what I think it's going to. How it's going to start is it's going to be. Be jingles. Like every commercial you see there's like a jingle and it could be like a song that you know or kind of know.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

It's gonna be. All of those are gonna be AI and they're like make it sound like the Rolling Stones but not the Rolling Stones. And then.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Right. I have another chat that I'm on that I have a friend who runs like words through an AI thing and then it spits out a song with those buzzwords in the styling of whatever. And they're usually. Yeah, they're pretty funny.

[Adam Devine]

So there is a, an AI band called the Velvet Sundown, which sounds like an AI name. You know, when it's like named AI. When it's like AI named something, you're like, either Isaac named it or it's AI. And it's probably both. Because I. Anytime I talk to. With Isaac about anything creative, he's like, well, you could just use AI getting radical. Put it in Chat GPT. And I'm like, no, dude, I refuse to, like, I'm going to use my brain. He's like, okay, I just use chat GPT. Good luck.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Actually pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

You're actually talking to chat CBT right now.

[Adam Devine]

They got 1 million plays on Spotify. And music insiders say listeners should be warned.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but people are listening for the, for like the experiment. They're like, what is it? Let me listen to it. It's not like people are jamming to it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I don't know. It's not a, it's not a hit yet.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh boy.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, this is important. Any take back apologies any.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

The big slams, you know, I wanna, I wanna take back if I got anybody depressed or anything. Like, I do believe in the future. I do believe in humans.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought you're gonna take back slamming the people at the top. If you, if you are at the Top.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

No, man, I love you. No, you gotta, we, we gotta, we gotta share the wealth. We gotta care about our fellow humans. If you're sitting on all the cash.

[Adam Devine]

You gotta spread it. Well, didn't Elon just, I, I, he, I just saw some tweet or whatever he posted about X that he posted saying like AI is going to take. No one will have a job anymore. And having a job will be something. If you want to do it, you can. It'll be like gardening. And I'm like, that's such a billionaire person.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Kind of like, I'm kind of hyped. Thank you. Go.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, yeah, in theory that sounds cool, but that's not going to be the case.

[Blake Anderson]

But we need a purpose.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I need, yeah. What is our, what is our human.

[Blake Anderson]

It can't just be trying to keep batteries away from my children for real.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What is our pure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think that the purpose of humanity.

[Adam Devine]

What is it?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, people like doing, People like building stuff.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I mean, with no romance.

[Blake Anderson]

Elon's built plenty of stuff.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

When there's no romance, there's no reason to do anything.

[Blake Anderson]

I saw an interview with whoever. I don't think he's the chat GPT guy. Altman. Yeah, Sam, he is this, okay, this guy's a knucklehead. This go, this woman goes, so what does it look like in 10 years from now? And he goes, honestly, that's just, that's too far ahead. And she's like, that's too far. He's like, it's too far to even know. And she's like, but like, what are people going to be doing for jobs? And he's like, you know, they'll probably look back at us on this podcast and think, oh my God, I feel so bad for you that you had to do that when they have some high paying job, you know, driving a spaceship to Mars or something. And I'm like, guys, what the fuck are we talking about? Are you out of your mind? In 10 years, no one is going to be getting paid a lot of money to fly a spaceship to Mars. But she just was like, all right, yeah, cool.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, smoke weed every day.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, there's there, I mean, they're all just snake oil salesmen just going like crazy. Remember when everyone, when Zuckerberg was like, the metaverse, you better, you better actually buy property in the metaverse because it's going to be worth a lot of money. And then people were buying, There was like a street in the metaverse, million dollar house. People Were buying like a million dollar and now no one even. I mean, I got my goggles out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Are you trying to get us to buy your house in the metaverse?

[Adam Devine]

If you guys want to strap in.

[Blake Anderson]

I see what's happening. I see what's happening.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Is this for sale? Is this another commercial?

[Adam Devine]

If you want to strap in and to spend $1.3 million next to the Nike store, I got a property available.

[Blake Anderson]

It's wild.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Well, hey, with that said, I did watch oh boy, oh boy Weapon weapons last night and I thought it was fantastic. I really liked it. I like the cinema of it. I thought it was well done.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm excited to see it. I've yet to see it.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

You should watch it. It's cool. The storytelling is interesting. I liked it a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

And home. Homegirls off the chain.

[Adam Devine]

I saw a cool indie movie called Last Stop shop in Yuma County.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Here we go. Shout out to our indie boys.

[Adam Devine]

That was a very cool. Felt like early Tarantino esque. It was pretty, pretty radical.

[Blake Anderson]

This is new.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Maybe a year old.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Humans doing human things.

[Adam Devine]

So does anyone know what Isaac is talking about? Out of nowhere in the chat, Isaac goes, hooters.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Hooters are ditching the short shorts.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Earlier he got goes, this is interesting, but the new old owners are bringing back more modest orange shorts and getting rid of the short shorts.

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[Adam Devine]

And I just wrote what We. We weren't.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

We haven't mentioned Hooters once.

[Adam Devine]

We weren't talking about Hooters at all. And then he. I go, What? And then 10 minutes goes by or several minutes goes by and he goes, hooters are ditching the short shorts. The owner say, no more butt cheeks in the restaurant.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I think maybe he was. Was talking to Siri and it went on at.

[Adam Devine]

But you know, he was talking to chat GPT. He's like, what's going on with those short shorts at Hooters?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it be a funny thing for. This is important to talk about.

[Adam Devine]

Should the guys talk about that?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Hey. Well, the good news is actually the bad news is skimpy uniforms are out.

[Adam Devine]

Skimpy uniforms are out. Modesty is in.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

As Hooters founders take back control of the chain.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

As long as you don't change the color. I love that color orange. I don't care how it's presented. I love the color orange. It could be baggy sweatshirt pants.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I, I. Yeah, all right, whatever. I don't think anyone was there at Hooters. For the ass cheeks. That's not what I mean. It wasn't called the cheeks or cheekies.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. It was.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

That would be cool.

[Adam Devine]

Cheekies.

[Blake Anderson]

The, like the leggings covered at all, baby. How they wear those leggings and they just look so strange.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

The, like stockings, like, loves it.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

As long as they keep the both and they keep the color orange.

[Adam Devine]

Now this is important. Out of nowhere. Isaac's like, this is really interesting. What are you talking about? God, I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac's got a take back.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

He's the best.

[Adam Devine]

All right, guys. I don't know when. When is this podcast going to come out? Todd hit us with it. When is this one coming out?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Not next week, but the next week.

[Adam Devine]

So is that. Are we.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Are we in Vegas right now?

[Adam Devine]

Are we going to Vegas?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Is we're definitely going to Vegas?

[Blake Anderson]

Are we in route.

[Adam Devine]

Are we about to be in Vegas? Two days before. So this is how. Two days before the Vegas show, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, get your tickets. There's still some tickets.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Get them.

[Adam Devine]

I'm so excited. I'm. I'm. I'm going to stick around, try to. Try to stay there for F1, but my. My wife's friend is getting married on that Saturday.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Oh, God. This is the way.

[Adam Devine]

So I. I cannot be there for the F1. I think there's like a prelim or something on Friday that I'm going to try to go to. But my God, what a bummer for me.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

But come out to the show. It's a human experience. It to be so fun. We're in the building. It's going to be a blast. The Cosmopolitan Chelsea Theater. November 20th.

[Adam Devine]

That's right.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Get out here.

[Adam Devine]

November 20th, baby. This is important.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

Live.

[Blake Anderson]

It's going to be crazy.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It is going to be.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, special guest lots.

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

And you know Isaac's going to be there. You know Isaac's going.

[Adam Devine]

You know. We're piercing his dick. After saying that. After saying that in the chat. We're piercing his dick. Sorry. Sorry about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac can come out in the new and improved hood. Hooters outfit. Hooters, if you're listening.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Can you send us a probably 2 XL?

[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

It's like the Hooters city jersey. I love it.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely. Yes. Modesty is in.

[Blake Anderson]

I agree.

[Adam Devine]

And that's another episode of this. God.

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[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Friend/Co-host (possibly Anders Holm)]

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