Ep 297: Mom & Pop Porno Site

Summary

This Is Important — Ep 297: "Mom & Pop Porno Site"

Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Release Date: May 5, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the guys dive into the world of old-school adult sites, share memories of early internet pornography, joke about the evolution of sexual content, and riff on the possibilities of making comedy for adult websites. The discussion veers into personal stories about making home videos, musings about privacy with wearable tech, and behind-the-scenes tales from their creative careers and parenthood. Their banter is characteristically irreverent, self-aware, and nostalgic, with plenty of NSFW comedy and earnest reflections on modern life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The Golden Age of Quirky Adult Sites (02:59–09:00)

• Reminiscing about early internet pornography: The group nostalgically discusses old “mom & pop” style porn websites, specifically “Goddess Post” and “Beautiful Agony.”
  • Goddess Post: A user-submission site with daily voting on photos; likened to a grassroots beauty contest. Adam remarks, “It was like a mom and pop porno site where they took submissions... People would vote” (04:10).
  • Beautiful Agony: A porn site focusing solely on close-ups of faces at orgasm, which the group muses over for its “sultry” and “feminine” vibe, contrasting it with typical explicit content.
• The evolution of content: Anders bemoans that men eventually dominated Beautiful Agony: "It was a very, like, feminine porno site. And of course, guys... had to move in and take over" (08:09).
• Quotes:
  • Blake: “You’ve always been really finger on the throb of the creep. And we love you for that.” (05:11)
  • Adam: “It hasn’t existed since 2016.” (05:34)

DIY Pornography & Meta Glasses Gags (09:10–14:10)

• Personal stories about filming themselves: Anders admits to making a home video with his partner and realizing how unflattering he found himself on camera. “I was sorry for her. The fact that she has to look up at that…” (09:28).
• Tech jokes: The group riffs on making POV porn with Meta’s smart glasses, brainstorming sketches involving wearable cams and absurd scenarios.
  • Blake: “If you hacked my meta, it would be me, like, running, and then every 10th run would be me [trying to convince my girlfriend to film].” (12:24)
• Comedy sketch ideas for adult sites: Adam pitches, “If I could get on the front page of Pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few [sketches]” (15:04), leading to a discussion of being approached by adult sites for comedy content.

Dick Sleeves, Shedding Penises & Absurd Male Biology (14:10–20:00)

• Dick sleeve inventions: Joking about third-party sexual enhancement products, the hosts try to logic out if it's possible for these contraptions to make things smaller, riffing on the absurdity and science of it all.
  • “There’s a whole hole to that story, because if you put anything over your dick, it’s gonna be bigger.” (16:24 – Anders)
• Imagining a world where men shed their penises: Blake proposes, “Every 20 years, our dicks… You shed your dick and your dick becomes larger” (18:06).
  • Group riffs on the ramifications: "I'm shedding this weekend," "Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day?" (19:34 – Anders)
• Discussion of the differences between male and female bodily experiences and social implications.

Glasses as Wearable Cameras: Privacy, BTS, and Direction (20:00–23:00)

• Privacy in the age of Meta glasses: The group discusses how wearable cameras are being used in different environments, especially on set.
  • Adam: "Do you think he's rolling as, like, a protective measure, like how cops wear body cams?" (21:50)
• Behind-the-scenes footage: Debate about the value and awkwardness of BTS days on set versus more candid filming.

Acting, Press Junkets, and Remembering (or Forgetting) Projects (27:23–35:00)

• On acting vs. talking about acting: Anders jokes about actors who've prepared deep stories for behind-the-scenes interviews versus just learning lines.
  • “It makes you question yourself as an actor because you’re like, I had none of those thoughts.” (27:41)
• Difficulty recalling work: The guys admit they often forget character names, storylines, or even which episodes they were in, until a fan brings it up or they re-watch.
  • Adam: “I don’t remember my character’s name…” (30:06)
  • Anders: “There’s some episodes, once you get past season two, I don’t remember what the hell happened.” (34:10)

Pitching a Workaholics Watchback or Reaction Podcast (35:00–41:00)

• Considering new podcast concepts: Inspired by successful re-watch podcasts, the gang contemplates a Workaholics watchback or “serious person reacts to our comedy” format.
  • Anders: “We have someone that works at NASA or a serious person… or Dame Judi Dench to watch an episode.” (38:13)
  • They joke about potential generational and cultural disconnects with their brand of comedy.

Prank Videos, Bathroom Humor, and Social Etiquette (43:00–47:00)

• Praise for pranks: Blake and Adam rave about prank videos, including viral content and bathroom pranks (e.g., chocolate smears in public stalls).
• Public bathroom etiquette: The group debates whether they’d help someone short on toilet paper and the psychology behind reluctance to use public restrooms.
• Parenting stories: Adam recounts chaotic parenting moments in public bathrooms, e.g., his son crawling under stalls (54:00).

Childhood Eating Habits & Parental Quirks (55:05–59:10)

• Unusual foods: Stories about eating raw ground beef (Anders’s mom) and raw hot dogs (Blake and Kyle) as kids.
  • “My older kid is a bookworm… but the second one, who’s less bookish, is, like, scheduling out his day.” (59:07 – Adam)
• Parenting quirks: The group reflects on how their children’s habits mirror or contrast their own upbringing.

LA Sushi and “Education” via Takeout (60:23–63:38)

• Parenting, sushi, and the psychology of packaging: The guys discuss their children’s preference for pre-packaged food, especially in LA’s sushi culture.
  • “The packaging for Sugar Fish is like another level, it’s like an unboxing.” (62:05 – Adam)
• Blake’s imagined future: If all else fails, he’d be happy as “Sushi Man,” an eccentric, beloved local legend wandering with a Sugarfish box (63:06).
• Sushi orders: The group shares go-to sushi picks (salmon, albacore, snapper) and debates the merits of uni, eel, and octopus (64:16).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On finger-on-the-pulse tastemaking:
  • Blake (re Anders): “You’ve always been really finger on the throb of the creep.” (05:11)
• Characteristically meta humor:
  • Adam: “Are you quoting it? Lock off camera. I’ve never heard you use a directing term.” (08:29)
• On failed adult industry crossovers:
  • Adam: “If I could get on the front page of Pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few.” (15:04)
  • Anders: “We waited until we were all in our 40s to start making porno content.” (16:03)
• On imagined male biology:
  • Blake: “Every 20 years, our dicks… you shed your dick and your dick becomes larger.” (18:06)
• On meta-glasses and privacy:
  • Adam: “Do you think he’s rolling as, like, a protective measure, like how cops wear body cams?” (21:50)
• On acting:
  • Anders: “It makes you question yourself as an actor because you’re like, I had none of those thoughts.” (27:41)
• Viral parenting results:
  • Adam: “I show it to my kids… now a month of them just walking around going, ‘Sir! I need help!’” (44:50)
• On sushi identity:
  • Blake: “I want to take back my whole career and just be Sushi Man.” (63:59)
• On questionable food memories:
  • Anders: “For those of you that didn’t listen to that podcast 200 podcasts ago, Durst’s mom would give him ground beef, just like a little—a little handful.” (56:23)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-------------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 02:59–09:00 | Early internet porn & quirky porn websites | | 09:10–14:10 | DIY pornography, tech pranks, and meta-glasses | | 14:10–20:00 | Dick sleeves, penis-shedding, biology riffing | | 20:00–23:00 | Wearable cameras on set, privacy | | 27:23–35:00 | The craft of acting, press junkets, memory lapses | | 35:00–41:00 | Watchback podcast and “serious person” reaction | | 43:00–47:00 | Prank video praise, bathroom etiquette, parenthood | | 55:05–59:10 | Childhood food stories, quirks of parenting | | 60:23–63:38 | LA sushi, parenting, and the “Sushi Man” vision | | 64:14–65:12 | Sushi preferences |

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Tone Summary

The tone is unapologetically crass, nostalgic, and self-aware; the banter is fast, loose, and full of callbacks to their past lives and creative exploits. There's a blend of off-kilter comedy with honest reflections about parenthood, career, and the weird evolution of internet and pop culture.

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For listeners new and old:

This episode is a wild mix of NSFW confessions, comic hypotheticals, and genuine personal tales. If you ever wondered what the Workaholics guys think of the early porn internet, parenting in the digital age, and sushi in LA, this one’s got you covered.

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[Anders Holm]

I'm jerking off right now. Can you.

[Adam DeVine]

If I go back in there, I will throw up.

[Blake Anderson]

The only place in public that I might is at airport.

[Adam DeVine]

Buckle up.

[Anders Holm]

Make sure you get that thigh in the frame.

[Blake Anderson]

I took my pants off for this pod.

[Anders Holm]

This a thigh into frame.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe we should do pants off pod.

[Anders Holm]

I'll do it every app.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

I'm always goon and I'm always goon.

[Adam DeVine]

And is it against the rules to, like, can you. If you're not. If you can't see me bus, but you can tell I'm busing. Is that illegal or legal? Oh, like, like, what's the website?

[Blake Anderson]

The yes chat.

[Adam DeVine]

Beautiful. No, sorry, sorry. Beautiful.

[Anders Holm]

Chatterbait. What is it?

[Blake Anderson]

Chatterbait. Ignore that.

[Adam DeVine]

Ignore that beautiful agony where it's just like, girls, faces, wake up examster.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

Real quick segue, Adam. What was the one where you could vote on a picture?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, goddess. Goddess post.

[Adam DeVine]

Goddess post.

[Anders Holm]

Say.

[Adam DeVine]

I was like, I knew Adam, but when he told me about goddess post, I was like, I rock with this. It was like a mom and pop porno site where it's just like, they took submission, by the way.

[Anders Holm]

This year was like 2004. 5.

[Adam DeVine]

4. They would, like, take submissions and I think there'd be like 12. Then people would vote. And then the next day, you could check yesterday's results and, like, it was like, see who won.

[Blake Anderson]

But wouldn't it be if you. If you won on goddess post, you advanced to the next round so the same picture, like, would go to the next round.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam DeVine]

You're overthinking it, Blake.

[Anders Holm]

It was. No, no, no. It was day. It was.

[Adam DeVine]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that would be pretty cool. Like, kind of like battle of the babes.

[Anders Holm]

And I could always guess exactly in.

[Adam DeVine]

I knew sometimes it was very easy. You were.

[Blake Anderson]

You actually had an insane ability.

[Anders Holm]

I knew what the people liked.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I think, you know, finger on the

[Blake Anderson]

pulse of the beauty standard.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Of the.

[Anders Holm]

The creeps.

[Blake Anderson]

You've always been really finger on the throb. You're really? Finger on the throb of the creep. And we love you for that. Wake up. Wait.

[Adam DeVine]

Why'd you just make it the Creeps?

[Blake Anderson]

He said it. He said I said it.

[Adam DeVine]

Why'd you make it the Creeps?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, because you're, you know, dudes are all jerking off and you're. They're gooning, you know.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, but like, we all.

[Anders Holm]

We all good.

[Adam DeVine]

Still go on there every day.

[Anders Holm]

No, well, it doesn't. It hasn't existed since 2016.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait a minute.

[Adam DeVine]

I gotta go on.

[Blake Anderson]

Since I shut it down.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, so. Yeah, can we. Beautiful Agony. Can we.

[Anders Holm]

What is Beautiful Agony?

[Blake Anderson]

We've definitely touched upon it.

[Adam DeVine]

It's the website. We've talked about it, so to speak.

[Blake Anderson]

But what was a.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a porno site where you just are seeing what you're seeing of me right now. But it's like Girls Master.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that porno? There was no nudity. There was no nudity. It was a camera. Specifically on the face.

[Anders Holm]

This is, this is Blake's perfect porn site right here.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I thought it was sultry. Is that the word I'm looking for? It was quite sultry.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's definitely a word.

[Blake Anderson]

Was just the face of. I think it was always females, right? Was it also. Dude.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm sure there was dudes. By the way, the fact that you even. I don't know, man. That's a good question. I wonder.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

Maybe Goddess post is on Twitter now, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, really? Oh, that's huge.

[Adam DeVine]

Congratulations to the submitter of today's number one voted. And it's on Tick Tock x dot com.

[Anders Holm]

Someone just sent me a video on X and I. I got hacked out of X years years ago and I can't get on. And it bu out so much when somebody sends you a video and then you can't respond because you haven't been able to look at it. And then they like reach back out like what you think of the video. You know, they want you to respond. And it's like a work friend too, so I'm sure it's work related. I'm like, I'm pretty. I'm pretty salty that I can't look at this vid, dude. Should I just make another X account?

[Blake Anderson]

I think you should, dude.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know. I'm like, it's.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's.

[Adam DeVine]

Here's what I'll say. Here's. Every time I get sent something, dude, I get brought on there. And then you just watch somebody, like get shot in the face.

[Anders Holm]

That's that's why I was fine when I got. When they. When I was hacked out of it and I couldn't sign back in, I was like. Because you would wake up and first thing in the morning, you just flip it open and you start looking and you're just like, oh, I just saw

[Blake Anderson]

someone getting eaten by a shark, like,

[Anders Holm]

hit by a train. The first thing in the morning, you're like, oh, Jesus.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. That's when it really hit the fan for me, the morning when I woke up, and the first thing I saw was that video of the dude getting eaten by a shark. And I was just like, hey, Blake,

[Anders Holm]

I'm on Beautiful Agony dot com. And. Oh, yeah, there's guys. There's. There's dudes, there's dudes.

[Adam DeVine]

Almost all guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Everybody's coming.

[Adam DeVine]

Didn't used to be.

[Blake Anderson]

It didn't used to be.

[Anders Holm]

No, there's a lot of guys on here. There's a lot of guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Didn't used to be.

[Adam DeVine]

It was a very. It. It was a very, like, feminine porno site. And of course, guys, as we do, we just had to move in and take over. Yeah, I'm pissed now.

[Blake Anderson]

So basically, the concept, and we've talked about this before, but it's a lock off camera on the face of people who are reaching orgasm. And it's beautiful Agony dot com.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you quoting it? Lock off camera. I've never heard you, like, use directing term.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm so eloquent.

[Adam DeVine]

Well said. Well said.

[Anders Holm]

Wow, that was actually really cool. Beezer, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And that's. That's what it is. I mean, there's no other. There's no other way to explain it.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm locking off. This is locked off.

[Blake Anderson]

My connection going out.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. And what did you like so much about that?

[Adam DeVine]

But can we do that live on this podcast?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, can we? I mean. Yeah. Can we do that on the podcast?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, beautiful agony ourselves.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Beautiful agony ourselves.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I would. I would love that. I think that would be awesome.

[Bowen Yang]

Dude.

[Anders Holm]

No, dude, I'm actually like, our.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, faces.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, dude, I've. Have you guys ever made a porno with your loved one?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Anders Holm]

And then try to try to watch it back?

[Blake Anderson]

No, not at all.

[Adam DeVine]

Try to try to watch it back. Well, all right. Give me the phone. And they're like, no, give it to me. Trying to watch it back.

[Blake Anderson]

Now watch this. Erase that, Erase that.

[Anders Holm]

Obviously, you know, Chloe looked beautiful. Okay. And I looked her. I was. I was sorry for her. I was so sorry. No, I was like, the fact that she has to look up at that.

[Adam DeVine]

The way it works.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what were the angles? What. What do you mean?

[Anders Holm]

There's a lot of angles. We're moving. The camera's moving all over the place.

[Adam DeVine]

Was it a lock? Was it a. Locked off? Was it a cowboy angle? Blake has all these terminologies he wants to draw.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he's.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he wants to work the angles.

[Adam DeVine]

Freaking see you.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, was the camera. I'm sorry, was it a handheld thing?

[Anders Holm]

Like, I was sitting it over here. I was sitting over there.

[Adam DeVine]

We had a few tripods. There's lighting situation.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, we, you know, we had

[Adam DeVine]

a few keynotes up.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Kino flow. You need another four inches.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, so like, there were setups like you. You'd take a break and then you'd move the camera and stuff like that. So you'd have to re. Enter.

[Anders Holm]

Was it. It was a. It was years and years ago. It was one when we had one of those little handheld cams.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you just sit it on a

[Anders Holm]

table last week and then you put it. You put it over here.

[Adam DeVine]

Keep it fresh. Gotta keep it fresh. You know, you're moving it.

[Anders Holm]

You're not taking a break. It's sort of in the. The heat of the passion.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so it's like. It's in arm. Arm's length.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So you can, like move it here and here, but, like, how are you propping it up? Or you're like holding it?

[Anders Holm]

Have you never. You've literally never.

[Blake Anderson]

I've never. I've no. I have no desire to film. Here's what. What I'm doing.

[Anders Holm]

Why? Because what you're doing is so dirty and disgusting.

[Blake Anderson]

Finish him.

[Adam DeVine]

I. I do love the idea. Climbing in the sack with our significant others and they're like, why are you wearing those sunglasses now?

[Blake Anderson]

That's now that I actually thought about. And I'm so bummed. I lost the metas within odd day, because I think I might.

[Anders Holm]

That's what you. You were like, I'm going to do a POV style.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I might have tried that.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yeah, I think I might have tried.

[Adam DeVine]

And I got to say, there's. In my mind, there's nothing more that our significant others want is to look back at a fucking dude from the future wearing Oakley with a blinking light in the middle of his forehead.

[Anders Holm]

Well, there's literally a zero possibility that Blake hasn't had sex with wraparound.

[Blake Anderson]

Oakley's on.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. That's a 100, 100% chance that he's done that.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's regular.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, obviously. But. Well, then. But then. But see, the point of. Is to see other angles.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Is to see the different.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you could probably take your glasses off and kind of, like, put them under your nuts.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I guess you could just set them anywhere, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

But, yeah, you can pretend your wiener is your nose and you could kind of, like, put them on like a. So just kind of like a.

[Anders Holm]

That's beautiful. Agony.

[Adam DeVine]

They're kiss. They're kissing you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. Kind. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Or you're talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, yeah, okay, Come on. Keep up.

[Anders Holm]

Of case.

[Adam DeVine]

So you're talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, keep up, keep up, keep up.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, I got it. I got it.

[Blake Anderson]

I think if you hacked my meta, it would be me, like, running, and then. And then every 10th run would be me.

[Anders Holm]

No, it would be. No, what it would be is it would be you running, and then every tenth one is you trying to convince your girl to let you do this. And it's just like, come on.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm already recording.

[Anders Holm]

Just turn it off. We can have it normally.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm already recording.

[Adam DeVine]

That is the YouTube sketch that we would have made if we just started

[Anders Holm]

making back in the day. Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

God, that's good.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, no. You take it off and we can have sex. But, honey, no, this is.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, they're not on. They're not on.

[Adam DeVine]

I do love the idea that it's like.

[Anders Holm]

It's like, okay, they're not. They're not. It's not recording. It's blue. It's blinking.

[Adam DeVine]

It starts off as, like, a pitch where it's like, check me out. I don't know about that. Then it, like, cuts. Then it cuts back to, like, why not? What's the deal? Like, and then it's, like, begging, and then it cuts back to, like, fighting. And then it cuts back and it's like, I don't know, they're my ex boyfriends, but you should put them on. And it's just like some other

[Blake Anderson]

nice, good twist.

[Anders Holm]

Good twist.

[Adam DeVine]

Channing, middle and end.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a good twist. Or then.

[Adam DeVine]

But then he looks in the window, and the dude's there, and he's like, wait, all right.

[Blake Anderson]

Then they're at Goodwill. Yeah, and then.

[Adam DeVine]

And then Blake's in the window giving a thumbs up. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And then they're at Goodwill, and I'm buying them again, but I'm like, homeless.

[Adam DeVine]

God. Wait, I had a. I had a great idea. I don't know where it goes or what it could be.

[Anders Holm]

Leave them one last.

[Blake Anderson]

And then it's the year 3000.

[Adam DeVine]

Some. Some lube companies sent one. Somebody.

[Blake Anderson]

Some lube company. I would never know the name of it.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't get this, but some. One of you guys got like a. A dick where you put your dick in and you're bigger then, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, somebody gets.

[Anders Holm]

No, what is it?

[Adam DeVine]

It's like a dick sleeve. Like, you wear it on your dick, and then now your dick is bigger.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. Did we. Weren't we given something like that?

[Adam DeVine]

That was Adam's pretending he definitely got it in his D. I. We hear it go like he's wearing it. No, but I had a funny idea where it's like some guy's complaining about, like, you know, sex life with his girls not getting. And he's like, you know what? I got something for you here. You put this on, it's gonna change everything. And then the guy goes, and he uses it and it's like, oh, fuck, it changed everything. He goes, exactly, man. You put that little thing on, and she's begging for your big hog. And he's like, what? Wait? He's like, why don't you cry? You put. You put this on, you stuff your dick in there, but you put the little one on. And then she's like, I wish I had your big dick. So then you go, you're welcome. And he's like, so. So this is supposed to be smaller than what I have.

[Anders Holm]

You need another four inches. Okay, I see what you're doing.

[Blake Anderson]

I like your new sketch group, dude.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah,

[Anders Holm]

these are some fun pitches. They're all porno based comedy. Everything is important.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm really loving your new sketch group, dude. This is my new sketch too, called A train with, I do think doing sketches for pornhub. If I could get on the front page of pornhub, guaranteed I would do a few. We'll talk money.

[Blake Anderson]

But, like, that is cool.

[Anders Holm]

Remember when. When that wasn't it, like browsers or pornhub or. Someone reached out to us and wanted us to do comedy for them. They, like, wanted to actually. Why wouldn't we Give us.

[Adam DeVine]

I feel like we would. I feel like we'd still be there.

[Anders Holm]

No, I think Isaac talked us out of it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, the one good thing.

[Anders Holm]

Isaac, wow. He was like, now you don't want to do stuff for porn.

[Kalpen (Cal Penn)]

I don't like you gu. Guys telling me to show my.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think I recall that, but I think it was like Mike in Brazil or something. It was like a smaller company Mike in Brazil.

[Anders Holm]

Wow, what a deep cut.

[Adam DeVine]

I love that.

[Anders Holm]

God damn.

[Adam DeVine]

I do wish that we as a team were like, yeah, yeah, let's pass on that. And then it's like I went on some durs doing this sketch dildo thing. The.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we waited until we were all in our 40s to start making porno content.

[Blake Anderson]

AI is going to take over. You fit in, man. Don't be surprised when you see a

[Anders Holm]

listers get in where you fit in. That's the. That's the branding on side of that package where you. The dick sleeve. Get in where you fit in.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Anders Holm]

You need another four inches. Well, there's a whole hole to that story, because if you put anything over your dick, it's going to be bigger. So you can't put your dick in something and it would be smaller.

[Adam DeVine]

No, you ma. You could mash your, like, flaccid dick into something that's smaller.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're talking about, like, mashing your plastic dick.

[Anders Holm]

Well, then. Then it wouldn't even stay on naked, grandma. It would just slide right out.

[Adam DeVine]

Here's.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's. What.

[Adam DeVine]

Here's all I'm gonna say. We need to know. We gotta get to the bottom of this. So if you are a manufacturer, send us various sizes of whatever you got.

[Blake Anderson]

What's cool is how much wrong information we've spewed on this podcast. And this is the first time Adam's thrown flag on the play. I think we know what we're talking about. Actually, actually, time out.

[Adam DeVine]

Because.

[Anders Holm]

Wait a minute.

[Adam DeVine]

He's got the Russell Crowe, like, ones and zeros going by him, like, Beautiful Mind style, actually.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw a flag on the play. It would be. No matter what, it's gonna be a little bigger. It's gonna be a little.

[Anders Holm]

I mean. Yes. I think.

[Blake Anderson]

I think Adam was real quiet, had,

[Adam DeVine]

like, a pencil out and was like, this isn't.

[Anders Holm]

It's science, guys.

[Adam DeVine]

Hang on.

[Anders Holm]

Wait one second.

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, yeah, here. Yes, yes, it would automatically be bigger, but if you stuff a flaccid dick into a smaller dildo, then you're. Then my. My story that I thought of for 10 seconds checks out.

[Anders Holm]

No, I don't think so.

[Blake Anderson]

There's some holes in it.

[Anders Holm]

There's some holes.

[Adam DeVine]

There's gonna be. Y' all put a hole in it. Yes. Point, by the way, that's the nightmare. Is that, like.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Adam DeVine]

You look down at your. Your dick and it just, like, looks like a dick splitting out of another dick. Or I guess maybe like, that's your thing.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I mean, you're saying, like, it's a dick. That, like, maybe if it's like, the way we lose teeth, like, every 20 years. Our dicks. Yeah. You shed your dick and your dick becomes larger. So, like.

[Anders Holm]

But if that's the case and everyone. Everyone's dick sheds, wouldn't that be nice?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Then you know that I'm shedding. I can't. I can't do anything this weekend. It's like, I'm shedding this weekend.

[Blake Anderson]

Men deserve. Men deserve to have a little bit of a hiccup. Dude. I. I feel. Sometimes I feel.

[Adam DeVine]

I feel like we have hiccups. Like, we murder people all the time.

[Blake Anderson]

No, but that's our. That's our bad brain.

[Anders Holm]

Most sociopaths are. Most suicides. Like, men, mostly, we are the ones that kill ourselves.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a decision. That's a decision we make. Sure, we may have bad brains, but it's a decision we make. There's things that the female body does that. That they have no control over as

[Anders Holm]

far as, like, going, yeah, but we have no control.

[Adam DeVine]

We.

[Anders Holm]

We.

[Adam DeVine]

We have a certain amount of testosterone and these things that make us do crazy things.

[Blake Anderson]

There's ways like.

[Anders Holm]

And, well, the. Well, Blake doesn't have that testosterone, so that's why he's right.

[Blake Anderson]

Very balanced.

[Adam DeVine]

Can you go?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Low. From the testosterone test that we did

[Adam DeVine]

over a year ago.

[Anders Holm]

You were low.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's the. Well, I took it later in the day. You have to take it early. But here's the deal. Men had to she penis every 10 years. And there was a week. There was a week.

[Anders Holm]

Wouldn't you think you have more testosterone later in the day? You've been lifting weights and doing. You've been, like, around.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't. That isn't how it works. If you knew about testosterone and you looked it up all the time to find out why.

[Adam DeVine]

If you're obsessed with finding out why, you wouldn't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, then you would know.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, all right, look.

[Blake Anderson]

So for one week, men can't. Can't have sex because they're shedding their penis.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think that's terrible.

[Adam DeVine]

And do we. If we hang out together, do we shed at the same time?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, we sing up?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, if we. If we have periods.

[Blake Anderson]

But also, remember, you're shedding your penis larger to get larger. It's.

[Adam DeVine]

You're.

[Blake Anderson]

You're being rewarded after the show.

[Anders Holm]

Well, see, but what if it's not a reward? What if someone gets any bigger?

[Adam DeVine]

It's not a reward.

[Anders Holm]

Has to. What if someone has too big of a penis?

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Anders Holm]

What if someone has too big of a penis?

[Blake Anderson]

A tremis.

[Anders Holm]

And. And they don't want their penis any larger because it's too big.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Well, then tails. All this time, I'm sure we would start to develop a medication where it hurts.

[Anders Holm]

It hurts their loved ones and someone.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna have to see your meta footage, bro. We'll do it live. I'm gonna have to see your meta footage because I.

[Anders Holm]

We gotta get more of those glasses, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

We really do.

[Adam DeVine]

I told Isaac. I'm like, what happened to those glass? The glasses hook up. Could we get them?

[Anders Holm]

Well, I know. I know our girl.

[Adam DeVine]

We all know our girl.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, Sounds horrible. After what we're talk. This is our agent's sibling who.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, very nice. Has nothing to do with what we're talking about. We're talking about completely remote glasses.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, we got our girl. But. Whoa, whoa.

[Anders Holm]

We are. We are going to use it probably for porno.

[Blake Anderson]

I think all of. I think meta knows. I think Oakley knows. I think Ray Ban knows. I think they know what these. These glasses are going to be used for.

[Anders Holm]

Well, it. Because they do weird me out. Like, I was. I was on a shoot the other day and this. The director just had them on.

[Adam DeVine]

Not okay.

[Anders Holm]

And he was just filming everything that was happening.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it Kyle?

[Anders Holm]

And it was not Kyle. And I was a little taken aback because I'm like, well, that's not what we're shooting. He was just like. They were just honest. He's talking to me about, like, hey,

[Blake Anderson]

Adam, can you stop eating so many snacks?

[Anders Holm]

The footage of, like, where my mark and, like, how to open up the thing.

[Adam DeVine]

And I'm like, you. Here's my question. No, do you think he's rolling as, like a protective measure where it's like. It's like how cops wear body cams where they're like, I. I need you to know, like, this is how I'm behaving. So if anybody says anything about how I'm directing, scrub the footy.

[Blake Anderson]

When you cast Adam, you have to have metazole.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a protective measure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, that makes sense. Okay, that makes sense. I might have to jerk off in a potted plant real quick. Yeah, you might catch me near a potted plant, donkey.

[Adam DeVine]

But no, like, why else I'd be like, could we not roll? What do we.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think it's for bts. It's like, this is the most BTS you can get sure.

[Anders Holm]

But also, but also they let you know when they're doing behind the scenes. Like, it's a big deal. It's a day.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a day. It's like a hey, today's.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but, but, but as you guys know, like that, like it's not cool. Like that is not a fun day on set. You like, kind of get sick of the bts.

[Anders Holm]

Well, sure.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it. I go even when you're not.

[Anders Holm]

Well, my character, that's where Ders finally shines. Is the bts.

[Adam DeVine]

Interesting. My character really is dealing with something that I never thought about until yesterday when they gave me this piece of paper and they were like, this is basically what we need you to say. And I say it. Oh, good for you.

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[Anders Holm]

Dude, whenever an actor, especially an actor, if they have kind of a small part and they're like an actor actor and then they go when behind the scenes, ask them to talk and then they that's their time to shine and then they just go off on how deep their character is and. And talks about the inner struggles. And it makes you question yourself as an actor because you're like, I had none of those thoughts.

[Adam DeVine]

I did it. What's that guy's.

[Anders Holm]

I just kind of memorized the lines and I thought of, like. And thought about this. Yeah. I just cycled through all my funny faces.

[Blake Anderson]

I went in the mirror and did a couple. Couple. That'll do. That'll do.

[Adam DeVine]

I did one with Todd, who's the guy. I was in a movie called how to Be Single. How to be Single. And I was paired with a guy who. We didn't have any scenes together. This guy.

[Anders Holm]

Dakota Fanning.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. This is like a famous dude. He's in everything. He books everything. I don't.

[Anders Holm]

Was it Dakota Fanning in it?

[Adam DeVine]

Yes, she was.

[Anders Holm]

Dakota Johnson.

[Adam DeVine]

Dakota Johnson.

[Blake Anderson]

Dakota Johnson.

[Anders Holm]

Johnson. Rebel Wilson.

[Blake Anderson]

Both of you.

[Adam DeVine]

Johnson. And he. Yeah. Jake Lacey.

[Anders Holm]

Jake Lacey.

[Adam DeVine]

He's in everything. He's very good. And we got paired up for, like, the. The press day. And I'm like, ugh, here we go. Let's do the press thing. Like. And he's like, yeah. And then, like, we're rolling. And he's just as. He's exactly what you want as like, a studio exec to, like, say the thing, get the point across, and give the answer that they want. And I'm like, I'm trying to entertain myself because we're here for 12 hours and he's, like, nailing it. And I'm looking at him like, God damn, dog. Like, and that's.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, that's why he's a professional. He's a very good actor. I think he's a good actor. Yeah. But that's also why he keeps getting hired, is if you. That's a huge part of the job, is being good at that stuff. And I'll admit, I'm not very good at that either.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you're pretty good.

[Anders Holm]

Is. But just hitting. Hitting those beats, I'm always like, I pass it to someone else to hit the. The beats that they need you to hit.

[Adam DeVine]

Right, right.

[Anders Holm]

And I jokes, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

As soon as you have to say somebody's first and last name, you're like. You say there.

[Adam DeVine]

You say that part 10,000%. I feel like I'm back in, like, a study group after school where everyone's like, and when did that war end? And I'm like, did it? He's here.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, some would say we're still fighting it, but, yo, homie, tell him Homie, fill them in.

[Adam DeVine]

I brought snacks. What up?

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry. Is it cool if I eat snacks next?

[Adam DeVine]

You have to know first and last names, too Real.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I know first and last names. That would be Isaac.

[Blake Anderson]

Who?

[Anders Holm]

Isaac.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know anybody's name. I don't know anybody's name. I don't remember my character's name. When they. They bring you back, like, six months

[Blake Anderson]

later, I'm like, bro, that's crazy.

[Adam DeVine]

Was I Dave or was I.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy. That is why I'm so.

[Anders Holm]

That is crazy that you can't remember that.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, there's no when. It's just a first name. It's like Tom.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, no, sorry. I wasn't even trying to remember that movie.

[Anders Holm]

Well, what do you mean? It was the name of your character.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, but, like, I've only played, like, five different. Four different names, and I've been in countless projects, but I think I've been Tom, like, a few times. I've been like Casey a couple times. Like, they're just.

[Anders Holm]

I'm only often.

[Adam DeVine]

Exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. It's really hard. No, what the worst is when you have to know, like, in a scene who you're opposite. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

When you have to act and be in character.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, that is the worst.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, dude, I don't know anybody's character name, let alone. Let alone anybody's name.

[Adam DeVine]

Let it know.

[Anders Holm]

Let it know.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know nothing, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Let it know. Let it know.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just out here winging it, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

We could tell.

[Blake Anderson]

No,

[Anders Holm]

we could tell a dream is a true. Yeah, no, I don't have a problem remembering names.

[Adam DeVine]

But you have a great memory. You remember, like, lines from 10 movies ago.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. My. My memory is actually, like. It's weird how it works. Very specifically, same dude. And then it's so bad in other. In other parts. Like, I. I couldn't tell you. We just did a podcast before this podcast. Couldn't tell you what one thing we talked about. Please don't stop the music. I don't. I don't know. I don't know, because people.

[Adam DeVine]

People.

[Anders Holm]

My buddy, who I went on the Orlando trip with, he was like, yeah, so do you guys plan the podcast? There has to be, like, a skeleton

[Adam DeVine]

of what you remember his name. Go ahead. My buddy. Go ahead.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I don't know if he wants me to. To air him out, but he was like Sylvester Stallone. Yeah, my buddy's sly. He was like, do you have A skeleton, like, outline. And I'm like, you must not have listened to the podcast because they're. It's so dumb. We just bounce around and we talk about our. Our day, and I'm so thankful that anyone listens.

[Blake Anderson]

We want. See to.

[Kalpen (Cal Penn)]

Of.

[Anders Holm]

We. This is. This is a moment of thanks. Let's take a moment of thanks and gratitude because, you know, this. This is important.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but how.

[Anders Holm]

That shit's important.

[Blake Anderson]

How cool would it be to have a. A podcast that you actually, like, kind of studied up on and, like, you kind of brought some thoughts to the table? Really? Sort of like, I'm good. Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Like, what. Like, what is by the way of what you. What would be that?

[Anders Holm]

Like, by the way. You don't want to do that because you don't. You don't even want to post about our successful podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

That's different.

[Adam DeVine]

The fact that I'm not eating constantly is, like, my only contribution to effort here.

[Blake Anderson]

That's different. Like, if. Thank you for that. Like, say we were diving into, like, a subject where we. Okay, say we did, like, a playback. Like, we were watching can't even. Episodes of hey Dudes.

[Anders Holm]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. And we're going from episode one to the end of it. Right?

[Anders Holm]

Okay. And why would we watch episodes of hey, wouldn't it be. We watch episodes of Workaholics?

[Blake Anderson]

I think hey, dude actually has a podcast coming out, which I'm kind of stoked on.

[Adam DeVine]

They do.

[Anders Holm]

And it's Christine Taylor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Yep. Stillers. Stiller's wife is doing it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's gonna be fire, dude. It's going to be fire.

[Adam DeVine]

It's probably.

[Blake Anderson]

But so we would all take the time before. Like, the night before we'd watch it. You'd have a notepad. You'd kind of, like, write ideas, and we'd, like, kind of go down a list.

[Adam DeVine]

Like, you're explaining a genre. I'm talking about what you want to do. Like, what would be a thing that you would want to do? And is that one of them? A watchback show?

[Blake Anderson]

Not watch back, but at least something where we had to, like, do some homework and maybe, like, bring it the next day.

[Anders Holm]

I would want to do. I like the idea of us watching an episode of Workaholics, because then the fans could go back and they could watch. Watch that. That episode with us, and then we could rehash everything we remember. Because there's some episodes, once you get past season two. I don't remember what. What the hell happened?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't remember much of Any of it anymore.

[Anders Holm]

I think the first season we were so. Because we sat with that for like two years before it even came out. Right. And so, like, it. We. You really had a long time. And then we wrote season two while we were waiting for season one to come out. So we just had a long time to sit with those episodes. And then by season three, we were like, off to the races.

[Adam DeVine]

So this is like the. Watch back. We're gonna make those.

[Blake Anderson]

I think. I think we.

[Anders Holm]

So those episodes, I don't remember. And there's certain, like, every once in a while I'll be like, I'll throw on some Workaholics before the cruise. Before the cruise, I was like, let me see. And I put on an episode before. And I was like. I was just like, picked a random one. And I'm like, I don't remember even shooting this. No idea.

[Adam DeVine]

That being said. Pretty funny.

[Anders Holm]

Pretty funny.

[Blake Anderson]

Pretty funny. Pretty funny. No, like, I. When we watched it in that theater with everybody on the cruise, like, that was the first time I had watched Workaholics in a very long time.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. In years.

[Blake Anderson]

And, like, the jokes were fresh to me. Some of them, I was like, oh, that was.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, they gotta be.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they gotta be fresh.

[Anders Holm]

They got it. They got it.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Points.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I will say that on the cruise, those are two of them, the most scene episodes of our show.

[Blake Anderson]

So that makes me wonder what the else did we film? Because those two I'm pretty familiar with.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, those are biggest, probably, but that was probably one that I.

[Blake Anderson]

There's probably some. I just, like, completely forgot, right?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. We did 87 apps. That's a.

[Adam DeVine]

That's a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember stuff like I remember being on the Gravitron the whole damn day and getting sick and then like. Like right before that or after that, crushing Panda Express. But those were like two different episodes, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Was that even the same episode?

[Blake Anderson]

No, but we filmed it the same day. I just remember.

[Anders Holm]

I think those are two.

[Adam DeVine]

I think those are two times we got nauseous in the front. In the front yard.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I thought we were just vomiting on set all day.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no.

[Adam DeVine]

And that was me being like, wait, hang on, I can throw up. Do you guys want me to throw up? If I go back in there, I will throw up.

[Anders Holm]

We'll shoot it.

[Adam DeVine]

Shoot it.

[Blake Anderson]

It.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Baby Nooch.

[Adam DeVine]

Make sure you get it. B. I think Baby Nooch was like, let's get.

[Anders Holm]

This was directing. Yeah, I remember that too. And then we all had to go back in there waiting for dur. To actually throw up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. But the. It was crazy. Like, being on the Gravitron all day actually did us up.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that was a nightmare idea. We had a lot of.

[Blake Anderson]

Really.

[Anders Holm]

I would say my least favorite episode to shoot was that when we're fighting each other in the pool, naked it in the pool with the fish. That's right. And we're just hitting each other with dead fish, and it's like they're exploding and we're getting, like, the innards of the fish all over ourselves.

[Blake Anderson]

Because they were real.

[Adam DeVine]

They were real.

[Anders Holm]

It was real.

[Blake Anderson]

We were very. Like, we have to do it real. Like, we were very that.

[Anders Holm]

Well, it was the only way to make it real. We didn't have money to make fake

[Blake Anderson]

fish to explode, but we had fake fish floating in the pool.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but they. If you hit each other with it, it wouldn't look like they wouldn't explode like a real fish would.

[Adam DeVine]

We had to hit the fish together to blow up. That was like, the thing. Yeah, dude. So funny thing sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

It was cool, though.

[Blake Anderson]

That's savage, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

I guess when I got eaten by a dog, I wasn't having.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's savage.

[Blake Anderson]

That was cool.

[Anders Holm]

I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

That's kind of cool. That's the kind of you have to do.

[Anders Holm]

See, this is. Dude, this is the. Is this our callback?

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, dang pod.

[Anders Holm]

Do we do a callback pod?

[Blake Anderson]

No, but. Okay, wait. But maybe it would be cool to do something that is, you know, Hollywood related.

[Adam DeVine]

Maybe we, like, we should make somebody. We should make, like, somebody who works at, like, NASA, watch an episode and be like, okay, what'd you think? Do you know what I mean?

[Anders Holm]

Like, yeah, yeah, that's a good. That's a good idea. Is we. We have someone that's. Maybe that's the interview podcast we do where we get someone, whether it's someone that works at NASA or just a serious person who works at Burger King. Serious actor. And we have them. I mean, if we get, like, Dame Judi Dench to watch an episode. She's also like 80. 80 years old. We get her to walk.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I've never seen workaholics, but I. I love it.

[Adam DeVine]

And we are not giving her flowers at this point. We are not. We shouldn't even said her name.

[Anders Holm]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

She's as good as dead.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, don't say that.

[Blake Anderson]

It is currently April 20th. It's actually 420.

[Anders Holm]

Holy.

[Blake Anderson]

Bro, it. She might be. She might be done for. She might be done.

[Anders Holm]

She's not. She's not. She's not.

[Blake Anderson]

I hope not.

[Anders Holm]

She's not. But I mean, you get someone like that to watch Workaholics and give their honest critique.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, I like that. I like that.

[Adam DeVine]

Will that get sad?

[Anders Holm]

Just how long is this podcast? I didn't like it.

[Adam DeVine]

We used to go and then they log old Zoom.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't like it.

[Anders Holm]

Who was I. I'm sorry, I'm blanking on it. We. We cut her part, but on Game over, man. Who was our grandmother?

[Adam DeVine]

Chlorous Leachman.

[Anders Holm]

Chloris Leech Leachman.

[Adam DeVine]

All right, first and last names.

[Anders Holm]

Legend. Yeah, Legend.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't remember. I don't remember anybody who stayed in the movie but Cloris Leachman.

[Anders Holm]

I remember Cloris Leachman.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

She in the makeup trailer day one. She was like, so you guys wrote this movie? And we were like, yeah. And she was like, I didn't understand it. And we're like, oh, yeah. And she goes, this is the way. Yeah, you guys. You guys all sound the same. And I'm like, okay. She was just like dunking on our movie. And I'm like, yeah, well, why don't you fucking die?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Cutting you out.

[Anders Holm]

Well, with that, we're cutting you out. And I think that's what the podcast would. Would end up being. It's just like people from a different generation not liking our brand of comedy. And I think it would.

[Blake Anderson]

Instead of old people, we should get young people who are like, yeah, that also.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, they would like it.

[Blake Anderson]

You think they would? Yeah, I don't know, man.

[Anders Holm]

Or. Yeah, I don't know. You get some of these. Would like. Yeah, some of these broccoli haired boys that work out at my gym.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, you think the Gooners wouldn't. Half the show is beating off in porno.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's true.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm feeling good. All right.

[Adam DeVine]

Shoulder work shoulder.

[Anders Holm]

When they made us jerk off like this a way no one has ever jerked off before.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, so legendary, as far as we know.

[Anders Holm]

By the way, I'm. I. When I was sick, I watched two seasons or more than two seasons of Sopranos, which is a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

You returned to Sopranos a lot?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I think my four. Maybe my fourth time.

[Adam DeVine]

You watched 20 hours of television.

[Anders Holm]

Ish.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think it is the best show. Right.

[Anders Holm]

I. I watched a few handful of episodes before I got sick and then I just plowed through the rest and it is a great show. I also fell asleep through a few episodes and I come back and I'm

[Blake Anderson]

like, oh, that happens. It happens.

[Anders Holm]

But they had Chris, the. The cousin or the nephew was jerking off, and they. They had him work his shoulder. I. I noticed his shoulder was.

[Adam DeVine]

Was really cranky, industry standard.

[Anders Holm]

And I was like, oh, that's the no note. That's the note that the network gave him. Like, really make that shoulder work. Because, because by the way, I'm jerking off right now. Can you tell I'm jerking off right?

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, I know you really. I know you really well, so yes, I can. But I know what you're saying.

[Anders Holm]

It's because it's a wrist movement, it's not a shoulder movement.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I don't know if chat roulette is back, but I've been seeing stuff popping up on like my. My Insta Explorer page or my. What's it called?

[Adam DeVine]

Called.

[Anders Holm]

What's it called on your Insta.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, no, it'll be like people who, like. It'll be this dude who, like, is really close to the camera to make it look like he's like, like a set of titties or whatever. And it'll be like. And it'll be like guys like, like,

[Adam DeVine]

you know, they're like watching.

[Blake Anderson]

But you can like, kind of like, it's very subtle motion. But you. Yeah, yeah, but like the. But the dudes, the dudes who are on the chat roulette doesn't look like they're like kind of like at all. Yeah, and like, he'll be like, like, do you want me to show them? And they'll be like, yeah, like, like,

[Adam DeVine]

like, what is this exact.

[Anders Holm]

Stop.

[Adam DeVine]

What is that? What's that look like? Stick it right in there.

[Blake Anderson]

And you got to go on Netflix to stop. Stop. But it'll be like a guy like.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I know. I know what you're saying. You want me to.

[Blake Anderson]

You want me to show him. And then it'll be like a dude like. And like, what are you. What are you doing? And then they'll be like, oh, got you. I could watch that shit for a whole goddamn day, dude. That is so funny. And then they immediately, like, turn their camera off, but they're just like. But it's really subtle. It's really subtle, but you can kind of tell it's just like a very small movement.

[Anders Holm]

By the way, I've never. I've never seen that. That. Your Explorer page is hilarious.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I. It's a lot of pranks. I got a lot of pranks, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Sexual based.

[Blake Anderson]

Jamie Kennedy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Goodbye.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake sent me the. Excuse me, sir Guy. Did we cover this already?

[Anders Holm]

No, I don't Think so? No.

[Blake Anderson]

We spoke about it at Easter, but we've never talked about it on air.

[Adam DeVine]

So it's what I assume is, like, a really manly looking guy with, like, a beard.

[Blake Anderson]

This is what we talk about while our kids look for Easter eggs.

[Adam DeVine]

It's true. And he wears. He wears the glasses or some sort of glasses that have a camera. And he just goes into, like, a gas station or like a Home Depot. And he stands, like, near people and he goes, excuse me. In a real feminine voice.

[Blake Anderson]

He must be a ventriloquist. He can throw his voice.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

And people turn around. He's like. And then he just looks around like, did you hear that? And people are like, yeah. And then he goes, help me, please. And people are like, what? And he goes, I think there's, like, a woman under here. And, like, people believe him. And he keeps like, help me. I'm in the freezer. I'm in the car.

[Blake Anderson]

He gets everybody in the store to really start, like, looking for this person. And then, like, so scared, he'll pick. He'll pick one person and be like, oh, no, it's me. It's so funny, dude. It's so funny.

[Adam DeVine]

So Blake sends me this. It's very funny. I show it to my kids.

[Blake Anderson]

We're.

[Adam DeVine]

We're close to like a month now of them just walking around going, sir. Just like, when I, like, they wake up before me and I just hear downstairs, like, I need help. Like, if, like, someone's reaching for the cereal, they're like, now just speaking in this video.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, I bet your wife loves this bit. They're always just saying, I need help.

[Adam DeVine]

And she's like, honestly, she's like, naughty. If she's like, they're just doing the thing. She's fully tuned it out. I showed it to her and she's like, that's funny. I'm like, all right.

[Anders Holm]

Well, it's actually really funny.

[Adam DeVine]

Shaping your children's sense of humor. It's actually really, really funny. Here's why.

[Anders Holm]

That's.

[Adam DeVine]

That's like, I think we have places to be and things to do. Come on, just turn that off.

[Blake Anderson]

There's some. So many good sprints. Prank. Pranks.

[Adam DeVine]

You said spranks. That's your new name.

[Blake Anderson]

There's really good Spanx as well.

[Anders Holm]

Well, sometimes you watch those pranks and it's just like, kids will go in and, like, vandalize a Target and be like, oh, no, that wasn't me. Like, well, now the guy working at Target who's just has his minimum wage job has to clean up all this that you destroyed because. And you're saying it's not you.

[Blake Anderson]

You know which one I really like. Will you be in like the stall taking a. But like, what you do is you're like, hey, man, like, I just ran out of toilet paper over here. And then when the dude like reaches under the stall, you like wipe like chocolate on his hand.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

And then they go, what the. It's so good, dude. They go ballistic, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

I thought it was just gonna be like you like really fumble the ball, like their hands and.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam DeVine]

Or you like grab their arms.

[Anders Holm]

Arm.

[Blake Anderson]

No. You ask him for toilet paper and then you wipe chocolate.

[Anders Holm]

Well, first of all, that is genius. And Blake, well. And all of us. What would you do? Would you give him props? The person props, or would you be mad?

[Blake Anderson]

I wouldn't hand him toilet paper. I would pretend I don't hear him. Also, I wouldn't be shitting like at a mall. I just wouldn't do it.

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Adam DeVine]

That's main character energy right there.

[Blake Anderson]

I just want to do it it. No, there's no way.

[Anders Holm]

What are you talking about?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not helping my fellow man. Figure it out, brother.

[Anders Holm]

That is crazy.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake would just speak another language. He'd be like, don't understand.

[Blake Anderson]

I would leave.

[Adam DeVine]

Hell, his feet slowly just retract above.

[Anders Holm]

Well, Blake, are you one of the. See, this is why you're not main character energy. You don't. When you're in public, when you really have to take a.

[Blake Anderson]

Not at the mall. No. Hell no.

[Anders Holm]

What do you mean? Why not at the mall? Malls have. Have pretty cleanly bathrooms.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam's check because there's people in there.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I everywhere.

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Hey everyone, it's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsync, The Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook project Hail Mary, Massive sci fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone, very far from Earth.

[Anders Holm]

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, okay, yo, yo yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no. At this point it would Kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply, emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic. That's great because it served the story. People will say like, oh, my God, I cried at the end. It's like, yeah, dude, me too.

[Kalpen (Cal Penn)]

Listen to yourself. The Audible and iHeart audiobook club on the iHeartradio app or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Blake Anderson]

The only place in public that I might. Is at airport. Because you just gotta take care of it. You gotta. Wow, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

If just the swallow.

[Anders Holm]

The swallow one. You got to. You got here.

[Adam DeVine]

When my. When my dude takes a stand on

[Anders Holm]

something,

[Adam DeVine]

he's like, goes without saying, gotta.

[Anders Holm]

Well, also, dude, the airport or. Sorry, the mall could. You could be 40 minutes from your house and you. And it's you. Your family's shopping or whatever, you have to just go take a. Dude, we've covered that.

[Adam DeVine]

Adam doesn't even lay anything down. He doesn't give a. I don't care.

[Anders Holm]

I honestly don't care.

[Blake Anderson]

I usually don't have to. That bad. It's a rare instance that like. Like, my butthole is puckering so hard that it, like, is gonna come out.

[Anders Holm]

If the toilet seat isn't disgusting. Nothing is getting laid down. I'm sitting down. I'm shitting. I'm wiping my ass. I'm going about my business, right?

[Adam DeVine]

And can I tell you something?

[Kalpen (Cal Penn)]

The.

[Adam DeVine]

The ghost of whoever else shit on that seat before you is with you. They're with you now.

[Anders Holm]

That's fine.

[Adam DeVine]

Donkey. Whatever bits you think you're coming up with that are funny are probably not even yours.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's.

[Adam DeVine]

It's him. This is. We got to write this horror.

[Anders Holm]

Scared.

[Blake Anderson]

This is like, him again, isn't it?

[Anders Holm]

This is like little. Like, my sister was always afraid to poop in public. And she still might be. What's up, Brittany? She still might be, but in her youth, she was petrified of shooting in public. Why is that so scary? It's just a thing we all do. You have to take a shit.

[Blake Anderson]

You're vulnerable for a while and you're. There's just a lot of things.

[Adam DeVine]

Like, you're not in the jungle, though.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. You're not. You're not vulnerable, dude. You're just.

[Adam DeVine]

There aren't tigers.

[Blake Anderson]

You're at the mall. It's. There's. There's crazy people at the mall. Like, anything could happen.

[Anders Holm]

What do you think's gonna happen?

[Adam DeVine]

What happened to you on a tour?

[Blake Anderson]

There's so many scenarios.

[Anders Holm]

What happened to you? Let's air this out.

[Blake Anderson]

What's one?

[Adam DeVine]

What is one scenario besides a guy rubbing chocolate on your hands to be this scary, scared.

[Anders Holm]

And also. But the fact honors. Would you hand a guy if he's like, hey man, there's no toilet paper. Can you hand me some toilet paper? No, that's, that's. You're a bad person.

[Adam DeVine]

You know what I do? I go, I make it. I go. So it hangs. I go, so it hangs below. And then I go so that like the thing drifts into his thing. And then I hold it at the

[Blake Anderson]

top because now it's. Now you. No, now it's unusable. The only way I would get a

[Anders Holm]

bunch of toilet paper.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. Unusable. Not onto the floor. Like, I just, I pull it down so it goes like below the opening. Oh, God. Dude, hang on real quick. Sidebar. I'm in the stall the other day with my 4 year old going to the bathroom. He goes. Then I'm like, all right, now hang on a second. Cause I'm gonna go too. All right. And he's like, all right. And then I go. And then I turn around, he's gone, he's gone. And he goes, guess where I am. And I'm like, oh, fucking now I gotta like hose you down. This dude crawled underneath onto the floor and was like jumping around the outside. Hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn, dude.

[Anders Holm]

It was, it was absolute chaos in Disney because they were in the Orlando airport. Beau just laid down and started licking the ground.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, well, I don't know how you got sick. This is crazy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, like, he's not sick. He's fucking running lamps around here, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

They're, they're built to last.

[Blake Anderson]

No, the immunity is crazy, dude. Yeah, they be licking garbage cans. It's fucking crazy, dude. It's nasty.

[Adam DeVine]

It, it, what you do see your kids do as like they age or whatever is wild.

[Anders Holm]

You're like, yeah, it's, it's true chaos. And you think like, oh, he's going to be so sick from that. And then he's not sick at all from that.

[Blake Anderson]

You're sick.

[Anders Holm]

But then he meets, but then he meets another two year old for like two minutes and then he's deathly ill.

[Adam DeVine]

Right, right, right, right, right. Yeah. As soon as they go to preschool, it's just boogers. It's just snobs. Not for 24, 36 months.

[Anders Holm]

I'm pretty. Yeah, that's pretty. I'm excited.

[Blake Anderson]

For that so much.

[Anders Holm]

Not.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, I gave up on Kleenex. I just used my hand.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's kind of crazy, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Because if you keep using Kleenex, then they're the kid with the red nose, and I'm like, that's not gonna be my kid.

[Blake Anderson]

That seems like when you used to get fed the raw ground beef, I feel like that was like your mom's like, yo, we're just gonna give them raw meat.

[Anders Holm]

When I think of. Of that store, I think of that story kind of often because I'm making burgers and. And ground beef often.

[Adam DeVine]

And guess what? Just a little salt.

[Anders Holm]

Pop it, dude. I think of that often. I've never heard of that before. You're the only person I've ever heard.

[Adam DeVine]

It's steak tartar. Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You need a real quality burger, dude.

[Bowen Yang]

Or.

[Blake Anderson]

Or you're getting worms.

[Anders Holm]

Real quality meat. Yeah. I feel like I've never heard of anyone doing that, but it makes me kind of want to try it. It. Because ground beef rocks.

[Adam DeVine]

You won't think it's gross. You'll like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it feels like a. Like a kind of like a Norwegian secret. That feels kind of. That it's kind of legendary.

[Adam DeVine]

She's actually the German English side. She's just from the south. She's just. I don't know. I don't know what they did down there. Fry green tomatoes, all sorts of weird. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Great movie. Yeah. Yeah, great movie.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. For those of you that didn't listen to that podcast 200 podcasts ago, Durst's mom would give him ground beef just like a little. A little handful.

[Adam DeVine]

If she was like, making like, top taco meat in like, the skillet, you know, she'd be tossing in the ground beef and then she'd be like, here you go, Dash a little salt on it and then just feed little me. It's good.

[Anders Holm]

I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

I think the way we got to that is because Kyle and I claimed we ate raw hot dogs, which, by the way, might be worse.

[Adam DeVine]

Disgusting.

[Anders Holm]

It's science, dude. I don't think that's gross at all. I used to eat it all the time. Why is that bad? It's already cooked, it's already done.

[Blake Anderson]

But it tastes like. Like they taste like iron or like they just taste weird.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, they're. Cuz they're hot. What do they call it? They're like manufactured. They're.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, you're a picky eater, Blake. I bet you only like.

[Blake Anderson]

Ah, dude, I'm not sure I Was.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, you ate three things your entire childhood.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, sure, yes, I was.

[Anders Holm]

I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

And then it wasn't even until your mid to late twenties that you even ate sushi. I remember we'd go to sushi restaurants

[Adam DeVine]

at the.

[Anders Holm]

I'm.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, that's because you're from California and you're from like the Bay area.

[Blake Anderson]

California. There was no sushi, trust me.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, so now you claim conquered. You always claim the Bay Area and even will claim Oakland.

[Blake Anderson]

Conquered is the Bay Area, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Allegedly.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. It's a Bart stop. We can't do this. Not on my pod.

[Anders Holm]

No way.

[Adam DeVine]

Take back later, Adam. That's. That's rough.

[Blake Anderson]

Every.

[Anders Holm]

It's just. But then you'll claim conquered when you don't want to seem too worldly, I guess. But San Francisco is right there. And there was so much sush sushi when you.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't go to San Francisco.

[Adam DeVine]

The window to the world, I think they call it.

[Anders Holm]

Know what I mean?

[Adam DeVine]

St. Louis or something. Window of the west, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Episode 30, March 16, 2021. D talks about. Talks about eating raw beef.

[Anders Holm]

The raw beef episode. The fact that D. Todd is able to pull that up is truly incredible.

[Blake Anderson]

Todd is just an insane.

[Anders Holm]

And the episode is called Joke. Ders can't tell time. That was. It must have been a good episode. We were really laying Ders out.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that's a lot of people.

[Adam DeVine]

Everything do we.

[Blake Anderson]

You're okay.

[Adam DeVine]

By the way, one of my other kids, he can tell time, but it is not his. Like he doesn't know when things are happening. He doesn't know how long it's been since he started like playing a video game or like reading a book. I'm like, hey man, it's 11 at night.

[Anders Holm]

And this is your smart kid, right? Smart kid.

[Adam DeVine]

And then the one who's like less bookish, let's say.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, you could say that. That's fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Bookish.

[Anders Holm]

Allegedly.

[Adam DeVine]

Cuz my older kid is like a bookworm. He just is reading and it's like smarter than me. Like reads better than me for sure.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Very, very smart young man.

[Adam DeVine]

But then the very smart. The second one who's less bookish is like scheduling out his day and he's like, well, so then that'll give me 45 minutes to do this thing and I'll be home by 7:30 tonight.

[Blake Anderson]

Interesting, man.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, yeah, that's how I was in my. You. I loved having a. A watch. Yeah, I loved having a watch and I loved like scheduling out like the planning. What I was gonna do.

[Blake Anderson]

What is that? What do you suppose that is? It's like a control over.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a control thing. Yeah. It's like you want to know what to expect.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like, I can understand this. I can understand, like, my day having

[Anders Holm]

this much time and being like, okay, well, we're giving ourselves a lot of time to do that, so I'll have a ton of time to play kickball or whatever cool dope ass thing I'm doing.

[Adam DeVine]

No, but. No, but you did say. You specifically said kickball. And if you want to go in, this is you by better health. And if you want to just.

[Blake Anderson]

It's health.

[Adam DeVine]

Great ass.

[Anders Holm]

Better health, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. Better health. I started it. It's brand new.

[Anders Holm]

It's a different. It's a different thing. How?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm in.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Better, Better. By the way, first names and last names. I don't know them. I got one, right. Better health and wetter help. Can't get them both.

[Blake Anderson]

Wetter help.

[Anders Holm]

Have you. Have you guys taken your family to sushi yet?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah. And we had a nanny who made sushi, so they were eating it all the time.

[Blake Anderson]

And sushi delivery out here, hey, this is real Hollywood talk. But we get, like, sugar fish. They're actually super dope. Because the box, like, educates you. Like, it educates me. It's like, this goes with that. This goes with that.

[Adam DeVine]

And the kids like it packaged. My third kid does not eat anything that's not packaged, and we have to, like, break him. The other day I was like, well, why don't I just open up? It was like the sushi flake things that you. You eat all the time, Adam.

[Anders Holm]

Like, yeah, seaweed. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I go, why don't I just put it on a plate? And it's the same thing. And I open it up in front of him and I just put on a plate and I serve it. And he was like, what? And just blew up at me. Didn't work. And I'm like, you just saw.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the.

[Adam DeVine]

It is the thing, but it's not in the. So sugar fish is dope because it comes in, like, a box. It looks very, like, I don't know,

[Anders Holm]

someone else made it. Then it's not mom and dad. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

As opposed to just like. Or even just going at a restaurant. And when it shows up on a plate, you're like, what is this? But if it's packaged, they like it.

[Anders Holm]

That's a strange.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe I'm being ignorant, but, like, every. Every Ralph's Vons. Every grocery store you go into in la, there is a sushi section, and that is, like, prepared, like, like daily.

[Adam DeVine]

True.

[Blake Anderson]

Prepackaged.

[Adam DeVine]

True dad. Still True dad. And all of that facts, which I heard somebody say out loud in public the other day.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool. True dad and all of that.

[Anders Holm]

LA is cool.

[Adam DeVine]

It was. It was wild. I almost, like, stopped to be like, have you been frozen in time?

[Anders Holm]

True diet and all that.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Adam DeVine]

But the packaging for Sugar Fish is like another level. It's like an unboxing, right?

[Blake Anderson]

And. And you pay for it. It. You know, this. It's an. It's a. It's a nice sushi.

[Anders Holm]

So this is a very la.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Thing. But it comes in, like a briefcase,

[Blake Anderson]

like 40 bucks, right? It's. It's.

[Bowen Yang]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

It's.

[Anders Holm]

It's a little pricey.

[Blake Anderson]

You're paying for it. But it is kind of like a cool educational program as well, because it tells you, like, this goes with this. Like, salmon goes with this sauce.

[Anders Holm]

And this was another episode.

[Adam DeVine]

I do love the idea of Blake, let's just say, for fun's sake, losing everything, career over homeless. And he just. He walks around with a sugarfish box, trying to educate kids. He's like, it's educational. Hey, for $5, I'll show you what sushi is. And people are like, yeah, how? And it's. It's a old raggedy box, too, like, by the. No sushi in it, you know? But he's kind of a legend, and everyone's like that.

[Anders Holm]

Like, oh, there he is.

[Blake Anderson]

That's Sushi Man. He's really nice. He's very kind.

[Anders Holm]

I think Blake would like that. I honestly think out of any of our friends who would. Could be capable of losing everything and being homeless as long as he was a legend to someone. As long as someone, like, the kids in the neighborhood would call him, like, Sushi Man. He's a conquered legend, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And we call him Sushi Man. And he just walks around with this raggedy old box that used to be white, but now it's kind of brown and yellow.

[Blake Anderson]

It's getting too real.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Sushi Man.

[Blake Anderson]

He's getting too real.

[Adam DeVine]

And then someone sees you without the box one day, and you're like. You're talking yourself. And someone's like, hey, man, I got you boxed. You're like, God damn, Because I am hungry. They're like, oh, no.

[Anders Holm]

I.

[Adam DeVine]

It's just the box.

[Anders Holm]

It's just the box.

[Adam DeVine]

I thought you just needed the box.

[Blake Anderson]

What's his name a trest?

[Anders Holm]

Sushi.

[Adam DeVine]

Sushi Sushi man. It's extremist.

[Anders Holm]

Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I want to take back my whole career and just be sushi man. It's not too late.

[Anders Holm]

You would thrive in that.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not too late.

[Anders Holm]

But you eat sushi now. I. We ate sushi not too long ago together and I was pleasantly surprised that you eat sushi.

[Blake Anderson]

I love sushi. What do you eat?

[Adam DeVine]

What do you get?

[Anders Holm]

Everything.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I'm down for whatever.

[Adam DeVine]

I know you do. You're a trash compactor, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

The only thing I really don't mess with is. Is uni. Like the urchin. I don't like that.

[Anders Holm]

Stuff's not that great.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not super into eel, but it's like squishy.

[Adam DeVine]

Gross.

[Blake Anderson]

Fine. Yeah, but it's fine. It's actually fine.

[Anders Holm]

And I don't fuck with octopus that hard.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't like to eat octopus because I just don't believe in eating that animal.

[Adam DeVine]

So everything else you'll get, but I guess what I'm trying to zero in is. Is 0 in on is you just came into my sushi restaurant. What are you ordering?

[Blake Anderson]

I love. I love salmon. I love albacur. Albacore. I love. I love. I love all the tunas.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, and that's another episode of basic ass sushi. Now you got to go red snapper, dude. Snapper's where it's at.

[Blake Anderson]

Get. Yeah, I'll with that too.

[Anders Holm]

Get the golden ice.

[Blake Anderson]

We went to that one spot in San Francisco together. We snapped on a lot of stuff. It was delicious.

[Adam DeVine]

When we're there, it's Man Francisco. That was another episode of this is important.

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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