The Best Of 2025 Part 1

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important – "The Best Of 2025 Part 1"

Air Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck (with guest appearances and running jokes about Kyle being absent/present)

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Episode Overview

This lively “Best Of” episode revolves around the hosts’ trademark blend of absurd humor, candid personal revelations, and riffing on friendship, pop culture, and bodily oddities. Although titled “Best Of,” the episode is a new recording set during Super Bowl week in New Orleans, featuring classics like testosterone showdowns, tales from the afterlife of rural porn shops, embarrassing celebrity encounters, and deep-dives into personal quirks. The chemistry and roast-heavy banter make for a hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly heartfelt listen.

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Key Topics & Discussions

1. The Secret Dog Bombshell

• [03:10-06:29]

• The episode opens with a bombshell: Blake reveals he’s had a dog for six or seven years, stunning the other hosts who had never heard of it. The group interrogates Blake about this “complex” dog, the dynamic with his partner Sam, and his feelings on pet-ownership.

  "That's such a crazy betrayal! We've talked about dogs all the time. You never mentioned you have a dog!” — Adam ([03:56])

• Blake confesses that he didn’t choose the dog and feels little attachment:

  “I don’t love the dog. It’s kind of a demon dog.” — Blake ([05:04])

• They discuss the dog’s breed (a poodle mix) and quirks, and riff about famous dog trainers.

2. Oversharing & Absurd Confessions

• [08:25-15:00]

• Adam outs Blake for a pre-pod “I want to get my butthole fingered” offhand comment, turning it into a running joke.

  “So Blake dropped a bomb that he wants to get his butthole fingered—” — Adam ([08:25])

• The group spirals into bits about comedy, crowd microphones, stand-up horror stories, and Adam’s recurring role in Pitch Perfect spin-offs.

3. Nostalgia & Chevy Chase / Paul Simon Debate

• [15:00-21:00]

• The hosts reminisce about Paul Simon’s classic “You Can Call Me Al,” discussing the Chevy Chase-starring music video and the urban legend that Chase was in Steely Dan.

  “I was just like, oh, Chevy Chase from the movies is a very talented singer-songwriter too. This guy does it all.” — Adam ([16:02])

• Spirited debate about whether Chevy was ever in Steely Dan.

• Tackling the “love movement” of the '60s, projecting that counterculture was more about horniness than kindness.

4. Porno Nostalgia & Rural Tech Revolution

• [33:31-37:01]

• Blake asks when everyone last watched vintage porn on VHS, leading to a tangent about the extinction of porn shops in rural America due to high-speed internet and Starlink.

  “Suddenly… all those rural areas are able to get their pornos. So the little porn barn down the way: extinct.” — Adam ([35:23])

• Musings on how fast access to porn transforms sheltered communities — “the entire village… just walking around watching porno all day.” ([35:48])

5. First Encounters & Teenage Awakenings

• [37:01-38:29]

• Adam recounts the first time he saw a naked woman — not his mom — in a gas station magazine, describing it in earnest awe and hilarity.

  “She was resting her tits on her arm, much like a falconer.” — Adam ([37:49])

6. Tribute to Waymond Lee

• [39:38-41:55]

• The crew pays homage to their friend and Workaholics co-star Waymond Lee, who recently passed away. They reflect on his role, wisdom, and the impact he had on the cast and crew.

  “...looking back, you’re like, oh, this dude had sage wisdom.” — Ders ([41:48])

7. Vegan Disaster & PT TMI

• [30:00-33:13]

• Story about taking Kyle out for a vegan birthday meal, resulting in immediate gastrointestinal emergencies for Adam and Blake.

• Adam overshares about dealing with physical therapy and, unintentionally, having an erection during a session.

  “I had a boner and it was smacking around…” — Adam ([32:12])

8. Testosterone Faceoff

• [58:41-94:34]

• The trio take testosterone tests to see who among them has the highest T, with comedic anticipation about who will “get pegged” as the manliest.

• Results: Adam wins (795), Ders right behind (685), and Blake a distant third (482), drawing out sympathy and new jokes about masculinity and aging.

  “That means, I mean you should just tuck your dick up your butt… call it a day, dude.” — Adam, to Blake ([93:35])

• The crew assure Blake he'll get free testosterone therapy.

9. Super Bowl & Celebrity Encounters

• [87:13-99:11]
• The guys are in New Orleans for Super Bowl week, recounting embarrassing travel stories, celebrity run-ins (Troy Aikman, Monique the TikTok dog owner), and the chaos of drunken nights and puking in beds.
• Running gag of “Blake’s gonna 59 you later,” a play on “69,” whose meaning is left mysterious.

10. Home Invasion & Hollywood Crime

• [113:47-119:02]

• Adam reveals his home was recently burglarized, commenting on the frustratingly slow police response and the sense of violation.

  “They disconnected my security system… were in and out in under eight minutes. It’s mostly just annoying as hell.” — Adam ([114:19])

• Blake theatrically offers to get him a deal on windows.

11. Identity, Roles & Workaholics Callbacks

• Discussions about Adam’s new gay character arc on The Righteous Gemstones and memories of how character dynamics naturally evolved (“You shed your hetero shell…” — Ders [120:54]).
• Parodying “think pieces” online about their projects.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “I’m getting Eiffel towered by you bros every week.” — Blake ([05:52])
• “That song came on ... my son ... was doing the little kid dance where he just sort of hump-shit.” — Adam ([14:53])
• “If you put [‘You Can Call Me Al’] on during sex and she doesn’t leave, marry her.” — Adam ([21:16])
• “You look like a weathered old bat.” — Adam, teasing Blake for not drinking water ([58:21])
• “He could see that it was me ... and he’s like, ‘Ah, not good, mate — we lost the house in Malibu.’” — Adam, about meeting Liam Hemsworth while on the toilet ([66:04])
• "My daughter wanted to go because she wanted to see Rihanna." — Adam ([96:55])

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Timestamps: Highlighted Segments

• [03:10-06:29] – Blake reveals the secret long-term dog
• [30:00-33:13] – Vegan birthday meal → Immediate diarrhea (everyone)
• [39:38-41:55] – Tribute to Waymond Lee
• [58:41-94:34] – Testosterone reveal (Adam: 795, Ders: 685, Blake: 482)
• [87:13-99:11] – Super Bowl in NOLA: travel mishaps, celeb stories
• [113:47-119:02] – Adam’s home was burglarized; frustration with police response
• [120:14-123:32] – Adam discusses coming out (on screen) and the writers’ room process

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Notable Running Jokes

• “59ing” (as in 69, meaning intentionally left ambiguous)
• Endless references to bodily fluids — jizz, boners, diarrhea, peeing
• Blake’s supposed “load boost” supplement
• Adam’s king-of-water shtick and the group denying drinking habits
• Kyle’s absence/possible presence (“maybe he’s in the basement…”)
• “Points!” — awarding points for good jokes

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Overall Tone & Language

The episode is loose, self-deprecating, and filled with bro-camaraderie, roasts, and candid (often vulgar) reflections. The hosts flip between hyper-specific inside jokes, pop culture riffs, and tender tributes. The show’s humor is fast, irreverent, sometimes gross, but never mean-spirited.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Expect a highly off-the-cuff, confessional, and frequently absurd romp through friendship history, embarrassing stories, test results, and locker-room humor.
• The ongoing themes: male bonding, bodily malfunctions, aging, and unfiltered honesty — with the group’s typical refusal to let any absurd tangent die.

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Closing Notes

• Hidden hearts: Despite the roast-heavy tone, the episode contains genuine expressions of love and support, especially in honoring friends (Waymond Lee) and boosting each other during low points (Blake’s testosterone, Adam's burglary).
• Pop culture deep cuts: From Chevy Chase urban legends to obscure stand-up bits, the show rewards listeners with broad knowledge of both their own history and wider entertainment.
• Best For: Fans who enjoy raunchy, unscripted podcasts with quick-witted hosts who aren't afraid of TMI or getting vulnerable (or “vulnerbull”).

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Highly recommended episode for anyone wanting a comprehensive taste of the “This Is Important” podcast at its raunchiest, most affectionate, and most side-splittingly unfiltered.

Transcript

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[Adam Devine]

Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Let's go. Blake, we just found out we've known you more than half of our lives.

[Ders]

Upwards of 20 years.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah. More than 20 years. And we just found out that you have a dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Crazy. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You own a dog?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You're a dog owner?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, I've had a dog for, yeah, close to, like, I don't know, six, six, seven years now.

[Adam Devine]

You've had a dog for six or.

[Ders]

Seven, six, seven years?

[Adam Devine]

You've never. We've talked about dogs all the time. You never.

[Ders]

Second.

[Adam Devine]

You've never mentioned that you have a dog that's such a crazy.

[Ders]

Wait a second. Six, seven years? Maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right around there, maybe.

[Ders]

Hang on. Is this a Blake Anderson six, seven years, or is this like a legit, actual two or three years?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, now I'm trying to calculate how long I've been with Sam, but, yeah, ever since she moved.

[Ders]

So this is a Sam dog.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't choose this dog. This dog was bestowed upon me. It was a package deal.

[Ders]

You didn't land on Plymouth Rock.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly. Thank you. And, yeah, so I don't really claim the dog because I didn't pick the dog. I didn't choose the dog.

[Adam Devine]

So it's not.

[Blake Anderson]

Not my dog. But I.

[Adam Devine]

But I. I seems like you hate this dog. Do you like this dog?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't love the dog.

[Ders]

Okay, what are we talking? Are we talking? Is this a rescue? Is this a purebred? Is this something I would approve of?

[Adam Devine]

So that's why. That's why you don't claim the dog is you. You. You. There's some animosity, there's some hatred in your heart towards this dog.

[Blake Anderson]

To be fair. No. I love dogs. Dogs are rad. But I'm not really a. I'm not a super pet guy. I'm not really into pet.

[Ders]

Do all dogs go to heaven, in your opinion?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think they do. I don't think this one is going to heaven. It's kind of a demon dog.

[Adam Devine]

Is it kind of a dog or what's the deal?

[Ders]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Why don't you love this dog?

[Blake Anderson]

It's just a really complex. It's a very complex dog. I don't. I don't want to talk on this dog. It's Just in case. Damn. Listens.

[Adam Devine]

I don't want.

[Ders]

We didn't ask you to on the dog. We just wondered why we had never heard of the dog.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we're just asking some questions about the dog. We didn't know that this dog existed. The fact that you've lived this dog has been in your house that you own for six or seven years. I think you said seven or eight years.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, I don't think. I don't think it's eight years.

[Ders]

By the way. I don't even want to come at you this hard. Like, today I rolled into this episode being like, I feel like we've been riding Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Too hard.

[Blake Anderson]

Really been. You know, you've been fucking giving it to me. I'm getting Eiffel towered by you bros every week.

[Ders]

Well, that's kind of fun. If I can remember to make an apology later. I will. If I can remember. But I've been like, whoa, we ride this guy kind of hard. And today I'm like, let's. Let's ease off the brakes. And then I found out you have a dog you've never talked about.

[Adam Devine]

The only reason we ride this guy hard is because it's. It's stuff like this. It's stuff exactly like this where he'll just casually drop that he owns a dog that has lives with him for six, seven years. We talk about dogs kind of often. I'd say it's a topic that comes up on the. On the podcast.

[Ders]

It's a dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Heavy dog is pretty.

[Adam Devine]

I know. And I.

[Blake Anderson]

And I have to really hold my tongue when.

[Adam Devine]

What kind of dog?

[Blake Anderson]

Some kind of, like, poo is like a poodle something. It's a little guy.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, I see. I see why you don't love it like a.

[Ders]

Like a mixed breed.

[Blake Anderson]

I believe it has one or two. Yeah, like two. Two breeds to it.

[Ders]

That's a mix.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ders]

That's a mix.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a poodle.

[Ders]

Do you walk this dog ever?

[Blake Anderson]

I have.

[Adam Devine]

I have.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Do you have to? I mean, what size shits does this dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Very little. Very tiny. The shits are. It's a. It's a small dog. It's just.

[Adam Devine]

And it doesn't shed, does it shed?

[Blake Anderson]

No. No.

[Adam Devine]

Well, what's not to like about this dog? It's just kind of mean.

[Blake Anderson]

A little mean. It's a little nippy.

[Ders]

Is it in charge? No.

[Blake Anderson]

But you know what? She has some real fight to her, so I. I appreciate charge. No, not in charge. Not in charge.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I tr. I've tried to check this dog before, and she doesn't back down. She's very feisty. And I.

[Ders]

Well, that's the whole thing is you are not supposed to back down. They don't back down until you don't back down. Have you seen Caesar? My lawn?

[Blake Anderson]

I have.

[Ders]

This dude just lets dogs bite him and then looks at them like, this doesn't hurt.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Even though you know he's in pain.

[Adam Devine]

Who is that? Is that the dog whisperer?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Which.

[Blake Anderson]

That show is great. Like, he takes down some really scary.

[Ders]

Little dog, but he gets bitten.

[Blake Anderson]

He does.

[Ders]

And then just doesn't act like it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And he, like, stares at them. And then the dog is like.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what the fuck? Why isn't the bite.

[Ders]

So you need to fight this dog a la Gary Busey surviving the game speech.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Okay. Fair enough. I don't know.

[Ders]

Which should be a whole sound bite on its own. Just hit play. Let it rhyme.

[Blake Anderson]

We could. We could pull it up.

[Adam Devine]

So Blake dropped that bomb on us where it's almost a friendship betrayal that we didn't know he had a dog. I was pretty, but I felt betrayed there.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

But then also he dropped a little bit of a bomb that he was saying that he wants to get his butthole fingered.

[Blake Anderson]

We're the three best friends.

[Adam Devine]

Right before you jumped on the podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't say I want to get my butthole finger before I got on.

[Adam Devine]

Before you got on. Because we were waiting a little bit for you. You're stuck in traffic or whatever.

[Ders]

I was. Yeah. I'm sorry about that. Ye.

[Adam Devine]

And so we're waiting just kind of in the Zoom lobby, just chilling. And Blake kind of out of nowhere said that he wants to get his butthole fingered. The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it, a lot of people think that. That. That that would be helpful to get through. But then some people don't think that. And are those people idiots and assholes? Sometimes okay. Sometimes.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Who are bad? And are those people maybe dealing with trauma and they should get better help? Possibly. Possibly.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Nice. Nice segue.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. The funniest part was he had microphones in the crowd. So you heard like, yeah, we love you, Jamie. There was probably 1500 I love you, Jamie's.

[Ders]

But that's why he got nominated, because everyone else is, like, not doing that. He kind of, I think, broke down a wall.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's, you know, that's mind blowing. Yeah. Oh, I kind of.

[Ders]

I wish you knew. Stand up better, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Ye.

[Ders]

You know, maybe you're too entrenched in it is the problem. And you need a voice from the outside.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the entrenchment of it all. You got to come up for air.

[Ders]

I think you're angry that you never miked up people that said amen praise.

[Blake Anderson]

Being like, hey, do you want to get another order of nachos?

[Ders]

Or.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was like, I wonder if the bar. If I. If I put microphones in the crowd at one of my shows, it'd be, hey, would he make fun of me if I left and took a shit?

[Ders]

I could take a shit. That guy jizzed in the plant or shit in the plant.

[Adam Devine]

Do you think the bar is still open? I'm gonna go grab my vape pin from the car.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm gonna go outside.

[Ders]

Why wasn't he in Pitch Perfect 3?

[Blake Anderson]

What the hell is going on here?

[Adam Devine]

What the hell? I thought this was Adam Levine.

[Ders]

Did he die? Wait, I'm googling it. Hey, Siri, did Bumper die in Pitch Perfect 2 or what?

[Blake Anderson]

Huh?

[Ders]

No, he.

[Blake Anderson]

Bumper in Berlin is. He dies in battle, I think.

[Adam Devine]

Wasn't it?

[Ders]

That's true. I forgot about that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Because Bumper in Berlin takes place in the 40s.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You watch. You watch the whole series.

[Blake Anderson]

The backd World War II.

[Ders]

Bumper was like Hitler's number two guy.

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Ders]

And the whole thing is about fighting to be number one guy.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he was fighting on the side. He's fighting on the side of the Americans. No, he's an American soldier.

[Ders]

Oh, Blake didn't watch it.

[Adam Devine]

I think you guys are going to need to take a minute and revisit the instant classic. That was Peacock original. Bumper in Berlin.

[Ders]

I know it well.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Bumper in Berlin is about him getting in a time machine. He's a US Spy. He infiltrates Hitler's army.

[Ders]

Oh, well, he's. No, he's a dancer. That was.

[Adam Devine]

Recruited Dan Singer. And Singer.

[Ders]

And Singer.

[Adam Devine]

Yep, and Singer.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

But he ends up assassinating Hitler at the end. And then season two was a cliffhanger.

[Ders]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Hitler turns him into an assassin. It's a. It's kind of like a remake of Apocalypse now where he's sent to go assassinate him. Then he's like, well, this guy kind of knows what he's talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Huh?

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Ders]

And then I can't remember.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, tune in.

[Ders]

You gotta check it out.

[Adam Devine]

Well, good. So we. We put. We put that to rest. So you guys. You guys did watch.

[Ders]

It's okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, yes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. Good, good.

[Blake Anderson]

It's on Peacock. And it is.

[Adam Devine]

It is a great watch. It is. It is really good. Ruins my body. And I have had spasms and multiple surgeries since. Try to get back. But bumper and Berlin disaster, my guy.

[Blake Anderson]

There's a.

[Ders]

There's a time frame within which you can do jazz splits. Adam. Yeah. I love. Without stretching.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You know?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I should have stretched a little more than I did. Yeah. Which was none, because.

[Ders]

Do you stretch Do.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's a great question.

[Adam Devine]

I used to. I used to do you. I. I always said I'm exactly like the athletic ability of Brett Favre.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Where you look at him and you're like, he can't. He shouldn't be able to do this. Look at that guy, like, limbered up, like, lumbering out there. Just doesn't seem like he's got it. And then you see that mad scramble, baby. And he has all the moves, and he wouldn't stretch. He would do a. One, pull his leg back. Two, pull his leg back, touch his toes. That's his stretch. And that is more than I did.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It's science.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

Because I do remember Adam had. And this is kind of, like, lackadaisical. He had, like, a point of pride where, like, if people were like, well, are you flexible? You would touch your toes really easily.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, that is true.

[Adam Devine]

I can. I can still do that.

[Ders]

I know, but it was, like, a thing that you would do to be like, check this out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. At parties.

[Ders]

Hands, palms. Palms to the floor.

[Blake Anderson]

We would be at the Hollywood improv. You would be showing everybody how you touch your toes. It was. It was cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a party trip.

[Ders]

But that wasn't because you stretched all the time.

[Adam Devine]

That is just. I'm. My hamstrings are freakishly flexible, and then other parts of my body are not flexible at all and maybe loose. Actually, that is what they're telling me. Why my body has fallen apart is that. Is what is that I'm hyper flexible in some ways and wildly too tight in others, and I finally just sort of snapped. Raw rap sucks butts.

[Blake Anderson]

That's kind of like you. You. You in real life do. You're a flexible guy, but you're uptight in some other areas, and then you snap every.

[Adam Devine]

Like, what, Blake? Name three ways I'm uptight. Blake, please.

[Ders]

Yeah, I like this Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, right now, you're jumping down my throat with any sort of criticism, already regretting it. Look at you go, man. Come on. Okay.

[Ders]

There you go.

[Adam Devine]

This isn't being up tight, Blake.

[Ders]

Oh, please explain.

[Blake Anderson]

Here he Goes.

[Ders]

Here he goes.

[Adam Devine]

Please explain why I'm up tight, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

I don'. Brother. You tell me, man. Seem a little wound tight right now.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I'm not. I'm not pretty. Chill.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Chill guy.

[Ders]

Grandma.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I played that song for my son the other day. Loved it.

[Blake Anderson]

Really? Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Oh, just the hips were moving. He was doing that, like, little kid dance where he just sort of hump. Shit.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Hump.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

That song came on. I was doing, like, not press photos, but, like, photos for Monarch the other day.

[Adam Devine]

What is the full name of Monarch? Monarch Legend.

[Ders]

It's Monarch Legacy of Monsters.

[Adam Devine]

Legacy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, Legacy.

[Ders]

And we're doing photos for, like, billboards and, like, thumbnails and all that kind of stuff. And that song came on.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it.

[Ders]

And the guy is like, okay, so, like, I want to see, you know, Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season. And then it's like. And I'm like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one.

[Adam Devine]

You knew what just happened, and maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

You didn't, maybe not.

[Ders]

But it's a. It's just such a good vibe.

[Adam Devine]

It's a good vibe. It's a good vibe. And I like that we've claimed it.

[Ders]

And do you guys know the Chevy Chase video?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

Okay. Good, good.

[Adam Devine]

Music. The music video is All Time Is Chevy Chase singing the song. When I was a kid, I thought it was a Chevy Chase song.

[Blake Anderson]

He was Paul Simon.

[Ders]

Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't know. I didn't know it was a Paul Simon song. I just saw the video. You know, that song came out when we were, like, very, very young. And I was just like, oh, Chevy Chase from the movies also is a very talented singer, songwriter. This guy does it all.

[Ders]

But you know that he is a talented musician. And he was in Steely Dan.

[Adam Devine]

I think Fake news.

[Blake Anderson]

Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. I've never heard that before.

[Ders]

Todd or Isaac, you're about to jump in here so hard.

[Blake Anderson]

I've never heard that.

[Ders]

I'm pretty sure Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan. And then he left.

[Adam Devine]

He was the drummer before they formed.

[Ders]

Steely Dan, because then he went to Lemmings.

[Adam Devine]

So Chevy Chase was just up in the mix.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. He was a player.

[Ders]

And that's why I think he's. He's fallen off so hard as he kind of had everything. Well.

[Blake Anderson]

And I think he's a dickhead.

[Ders]

Yeah, I know. But what I'm going to explain about his dickheadness is that I think a lot of ders really relates with dickheads.

[Adam Devine]

And really has to stand up for them. Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Dickhead to dickhead. It's like entering the mind of a serial killer.

[Ders]

Well, because this is somebody who I watched growing up and I was like, you loved him?

[Adam Devine]

Do you love him?

[Ders]

Automatically amazing and everything. And then he's good. There was a little bit of like a fall off, and it was a social fall off that people just weren't jiving with. But I also understand, like, his humor is like combative and like aggressive and like, put downy. Because I think he wants people to do the same thing to him so he can like that. I mean, even in the new SNL movie, he was going like toe to toe with like Milton Berle until Milton.

[Adam Devine]

Pulled out his huge. In front of Sidney Crawford's daughter. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, he did. That's the. That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

I've only watched that part of the movie and I watched that.

[Ders]

Like, that's all you need.

[Adam Devine]

Or said like.

[Ders]

But. And I do want to circle back to that movie, but I think that everything came pretty natural to him and it didn't to other people. And like, he never developed the same kind of like, human understanding because he's like, what? This is. You can't just play the drums. Like, what are you, a fuck? Like, what?

[Sophie Cunningham]

Fuck it.

[Adam Devine]

Or he was just a fucking asshole.

[Blake Anderson]

Who.

[Ders]

I know, but why?

[Blake Anderson]

Why was he an asshole?

[Ders]

People aren't just born assholes. Why was he an asshole?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, probably his father. Probably his father was a dick.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, maybe his dad was an asshole.

[Blake Anderson]

And, you know, that's what I'm going to go with.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's usually the case. Like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like, oh, that's how you are.

[Ders]

But then people in his inner circle seem to really like him. So what's the.

[Adam Devine]

Who? Who?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, who's like Chevy face the Lorne.

[Ders]

Michaels and like the Paul Simons. And like all these people think they're Paul Simons. An asshole maybe. Fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

Isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I don't know.

[Ders]

I didn't know that. I thought Paul Simon was like the poster child for like the fucking nice guy, the love movement of the 60s or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole.

[Blake Anderson]

That's projecting that.

[Ders]

Yeah, that's projecting.

[Blake Anderson]

That's over compensating.

[Ders]

That's not what I'm talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, you are the love. Yes you are, bitch.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. What do you mean, the love movement?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna Come.

[Adam Devine]

I think that's.

[Ders]

I'm talking, like, the kindness and like the hippie.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you think? It's hugging. Hippies were fucking derge.

[Ders]

You're not into sex. You're not into making love.

[Adam Devine]

The only reason anyone was a hippie, it wasn't because they didn't want to wash their armpits. It was because I'm listening 100% of the time they wanted to. And they're like, okay, this is the way It's. It's free love, everyone. It's just a little cuddle puddle and you can just dive in with a hard dick.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Ders]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's why they did it.

[Blake Anderson]

Freaking see ya.

[Adam Devine]

That's why they did it.

[Blake Anderson]

Water trash and avoid the draft.

[Ders]

Thank you. And so Paul Simon, the poster child of the horny movement, essentially, is what we're saying.

[Blake Anderson]

And cowards who don't go to war.

[Ders]

No one's hornier. And that's why Garfunkel was like, I'm out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, I'm out.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not. You're too horny.

[Adam Devine]

You're too horny.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. He's problematic, I think.

[Ders]

So, like, Garfunkel is a name he made up. It actually meant fucking. I'm about to go. Garfunkel.

[Blake Anderson]

He said, you know what? Fine. You fine, Go. I'm gonna be right here doing this.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't need yours anyway.

[Ders]

If there's. If there's any song that's made for, it's that.

[Blake Anderson]

It's that, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You know how hard you can to that?

[Ders]

Yeah, it's. It's so hard you can to this song, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dude. Just a fucking hounding man.

[Ders]

This. This is something like American Psycho, Patrick Bateman. Fuck music.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you know, if. If you put that song on full blast in the. In the midst of a session.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

A throw down and she doesn't leave.

[Ders]

It'S a freak off.

[Adam Devine]

You marry. You marry her. Oh, yeah. She's the. She's the one. She's the best.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

If she doesn't leave.

[Adam Devine]

If she doesn't hit it.

[Ders]

What does it say if she does leave?

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Ders]

Wait, I love this.

[Blake Anderson]

During sex or.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. If she doesn't just go, you know what?

[Blake Anderson]

All right, I'm out. I gotta pack it up, brother.

[Adam Devine]

Because that song, I mean, if we're.

[Blake Anderson]

Being real, I'm ahead out.

[Adam Devine]

Insane is an insane, insane song to.

[Blake Anderson]

To actually, actually stop.

[Ders]

Stop. Adam's like, the bit. I'm not. I can't I won't. I won't. Let's get real about this. This is important because it is an.

[Adam Devine]

Insane song to have sex to.

[Ders]

Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold up.

[Ders]

Sorry, Blake. Fuck too. To fuck you.

[Blake Anderson]

Stop. Fudge me, dog.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like if you put that song on, I would say 98% of women would go, where is my clothes? I'm leaving. This is insane.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm a head up out of here.

[Ders]

I'm.

[Adam Devine]

I'm out of here. Now if one girl's like, she's backing up into it to the beat of.

[Blake Anderson]

That song, you're like, let's get married.

[Adam Devine]

You're. You're cool.

[Ders]

You just described every woman at UCB who's like, okay, I get the bit. Okay, so the bit is we're fucking in this goofy song.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, let's go.

[Ders]

Hang on. Is this thing on?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Marry her. Welcome to Chevy Chase's. Welcome to Chevy Chase's work.

[Ders]

Is this. Is this thing on? Yeah. Adam, I'm glad we unpacked that. I'm glad we paused the bit because sometimes the bit goes a little too far. It's a bit much.

[Adam Devine]

A bit much. Thank you for saying that. Yes points.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go with points.

[Adam Devine]

Yes points.

[Ders]

Real.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Speaking of people we call friends, we. We hung out with the people that we call a friend or we called a friend. I would say we still call him a friend.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

For his birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Ders]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

And none other than Kyle. I love you guys. I love it. Do you love him? He's alive, dude. He's alive.

[Ders]

To be clear, it was a bit. It was. The whole lunch was a bit.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was like a three hour long bit.

[Ders]

We were like, hey, can we take you out to lunch for your birthday party time?

[Adam Devine]

And then he said yes, dude.

[Ders]

I was like, whoa, yeah, that sounds awesome. And we're like, yeah, okay. Like, don't worry. Like, we'll pick a vegan restaurant. And like, we went to a vegan restaurant and.

[Blake Anderson]

And we'll pay for it.

[Ders]

We paid for it.

[Adam Devine]

The worst part about that bit was that we picked a vegan restaurant. We got there and then he's. And then he said, you know, I eat meat. Right? And then we could have went to literally any other restaurant because I don't know if this was just my body. Who's never eaten anything vegan.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure. Oh, I think I know where this is going.

[Adam Devine]

The worst diarrhea, dude. The worst diarrhea. And my. On the way back home, my guts were.

[Ders]

A little rumble in the Bronx.

[Adam Devine]

Little rumble in my tumble.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm be honest. I love that restaurant. I also immediately, immediately got the farts and some diarrhea came out.

[Ders]

Yeah, that's vegan lifestyle, right?

[Adam Devine]

Well, me too. And I had a two hour drive home and then I had to go right to physical therapy. A lot of stretching.

[Blake Anderson]

A lot of.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of a woman bending my leg as my asshole is perched in the sky just doing. Just doing this.

[Sophie Cunningham]

The cause of diarrhea?

[Adam Devine]

Diarrhea.

[Ders]

Cresting.

[Adam Devine]

No, there was no cresting.

[Ders]

That's my body work or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

That was my body work guy who. Who doesn't quite breach the crest.

[Ders]

Can you imagine holding in diarrhea and getting the crest, like, touch, whatever. The three.

[Adam Devine]

The three finger special. Yes.

[Ders]

Do you have to go, hey, man.

[Adam Devine]

Not today because I eat vegan.

[Ders]

Might shit everywhere. You have to, right? Or do you?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I probably would. We're close enough now. After he's felt my hard cock smack him in the arm and.

[Blake Anderson]

Jesus.

[Ders]

Sure. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Disaster, my guy.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I told you guys that. I told you that I got a boner and it was smacking around and.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, it's still shocking.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was.

[Ders]

This is a podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

It's still shocking.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, dude.

[Ders]

Adam. Very casual.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't like it. I loved it. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

[Blake Anderson]

Still shocking to hear, brother.

[Ders]

Have you ever heard of tmi?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but it wasn't that. It was my physical therapist. It's a totally different thing. There's no breaching of crests or nearing the breach. Okay, so that's a bummer. The crust is not. But it's a lot of stretching. And the vegan food, dude, that shit is. First of all, it's not as good. Not hands down. I think you have to also agree, not as tasty. If we're just Talking about. I know, maybe health. But also, I've read that also, it's not healthy. A lot of the vegan food.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, all right.

[Adam Devine]

Go off my fitness pal.

[Ders]

There's a lot of, like, faux creamy Greek. Like, I just feel like it's very.

[Adam Devine]

It's a lot of fake.

[Ders]

A lot of sauciness that doesn't seem like it's very good for you that they add in.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they're just. They're just whipping up some. Some nasty shit that. That then they. They use a lot of diarrhea chemicals to taste more delicious.

[Ders]

Yeah, right.

[Blake Anderson]

When's the last time you guys dusted off, like, a. An old vintage porno? Because those are. Those are awesome, like, 70s pornos.

[Ders]

No, you can. I just. Okay, so just real quick, like, dust it off or, like, typed in retro.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sure.

[Ders]

Yeah. I don't know. Once a year, I type in retro, dust it off.

[Adam Devine]

No, you wait. And also. Neither and also.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm saying go buy a vhs.

[Adam Devine]

Like, you'd have to buy a VHS player.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, a vcr. Put in, like, an old tape from underneath, like, your dad's bed and, like, let it ride.

[Ders]

Blake, you're famous. You know that, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Why? What does that have to do with anything?

[Ders]

Where are you going? To these places where you need to dust off tapes, you know, that they go, well, Blake Anderson is here. I'm gonna text everyone I know, tweet about it.

[Blake Anderson]

He's here again.

[Ders]

TM Zizzle will be outside when he's.

[Blake Anderson]

He's here for the third time today.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, do those places still exist? I. I haven't gone on a road trip in so long.

[Ders]

They do because of relationships, you know, where people like.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Ders]

Todd, how are you? Good. Did you guys get my videos in? You know that we did.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we got it.

[Adam Devine]

They don't want to let down the local community.

[Ders]

It's a community.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Wow. Dude, that's true.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I can feel that Janet died.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it was for a while, because we. When we would go to that hunting trip.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, here we go. Rip.

[Adam Devine]

There was no seltzer, so no Internet out there for the longest time. It was very hard to get. It was super. It was super spotty.

[Ders]

To make your own pornos. I get it.

[Adam Devine]

And you couldn't watch the porno.

[Ders]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

That sucks.

[Adam Devine]

But in the last five or six years, suddenly. Lightning. Lightning speed. Now, all those rural areas are now able to get their pornos. So the little porn barn down the way.

[Blake Anderson]

Extinct.

[Adam Devine]

It's.

[Ders]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Extinct. It's. It's mad dusty. You'd have to dust everything off. Yeah.

[Ders]

Type in retro.

[Blake Anderson]

That's too bad.

[Adam Devine]

It is too bad.

[Ders]

Ye. Yeah, it's a bummer. I mean, this is like those. Someone just got like a starlink to a village, and the village got porno or they got phones or something. And then within like two weeks, the entire village of the dudes in the village were all just walking around watching porno.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Like all day.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

Isn't that just like kind of like. Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Telling.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's like a. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man.

[Ders]

That's the biggest yeah. I've ever heard in my life. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Imagine you live in a village.

[Ders]

Closing my eyes.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm. I'm there now.

[Adam Devine]

You've never seen any other women but the women in your village, and you're related to a lot of them.

[Ders]

I'm dressed as a construction worker. Different village. Not the Village people. Different on.

[Blake Anderson]

Now come on.

[Adam Devine]

I'm a biker in assless leather chaps.

[Ders]

Yeah. Different place.

[Adam Devine]

It.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that was thinking.

[Adam Devine]

And you've never seen anyone outside of this village. Suddenly you can see every woman imaginable, every color and creed. All walks. Red, white.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, showstopping.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, absolutely. And you can see. And they're. They're working at a lemonade stand.

[Adam Devine]

And do you remember the. For. I mean, it's. I'm sure it just Shocks would shock them.

[Ders]

You've got the floor, Adam. You've got the floor.

[Blake Anderson]

You're getting emotional and you're getting emotion.

[Adam Devine]

The first time I remember seeing a naked.

[Ders]

Adam picked up the microphone.

[Blake Anderson]

He's holding his heart.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I. First time I remember seeing a naked woman, I opened.

[Ders]

Yeah. What was your mom doing?

[Adam Devine]

It wasn't my mom. It wasn't my mom. First time outside of. I'm sure I saw my mom, but outside of my mom. Oh, yeah. She had no lasting impact. And I opened up. I was waiting for my mom to pay for something.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And I. There was a porno rack right here. It was a shitty gas station. And I'm standing there. Yeah. And I grabbed him.

[Ders]

So your mom was there?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, my mom was right there. I didn't know what I was grabbing. I just grabbed her magazine and I opened it up. There was a woman and she was holding her tit. She had like a big, big tit. And she had them, like, propped up on her arm like this. And they're flopped over like a.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a falconer.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. She was resting her tits on her arm, like, much like A falconer.

[Ders]

Ghost face, killer arm.

[Blake Anderson]

And. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, this is the way. Stopped me dead in my tracks. Like, I had a hard time breathing. I was so excited.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Like, and I was young. I probably was seven or eight. You're a monster. I was like a little kid, and it just.

[Ders]

The possibilities of the world have just shattered.

[Blake Anderson]

Shift.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Completely annihilated your reality.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God, your boobs are huge. I could honestly cry thinking about it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's wild. Yeah.

[Ders]

I think that that answers almost everything, but.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

About your entire career.

[Ders]

Yeah. I mean, if that makes you misty, I go, well, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Ders]

That's another. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It was beautiful, dude. It was beautiful. The. The female body is absolutely falconer. Absolutely incredible. And hot. Hot, hot, hot. I'm excited for these villagers to get to send it. To get to see it for the first. Still gonna send it in a real way.

[Blake Anderson]

In a real way.

[Adam Devine]

How many calories are in babies? Kyle wants to know something like that.

[Ders]

Oh, that's. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a good one.

[Ders]

It's. It's a, you know.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Blake Anderson]

Very good.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle's still not back. Done with the movie. Still not back. Maybe he's in the basement. We're not saying if he is or isn't, but it's possible he's not here. Possible he's eating. Come in the Getty Center.

[Ders]

He might be dealing with. He might be dealing with the fires from Northern California.

[Adam Devine]

Allegedly. Yeah, no, he's Northern California, so he isn't so. But we don't know where he is. We think he may or may not be in the Getty center in the basement on the 12th layer, eating cum. He didn't even. He could be the one to donate the cum for all the workers.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

But he said, no, sign me up. I want to eat. I want to gobble.

[Blake Anderson]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have to give the ultimate flowers. We have to give an ultimate shout out to none other than our co Star, our friend Waymond Lee, who did pass away December 18th. His funeral was last Saturday.

[Ders]

What a bummer.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a bummer. When we first got that news. It was. Yeah, that really.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, we've talked about it a little bit on the pod, right? Have we not?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think we've even approached it.

[Ders]

That was all off pod.

[Adam Devine]

That was all off pod. It was truly devastating. I was actually talking with. Was he on workaholics? Was he a UPM on workaholics or. Not quite yet. He was still first assistant Mike Levanos. I was talking with Mike Levanos, and when it happened, when we both got the news and I delivered the news to him, and it was such a gut punch to hear, man, because he really was. I mean, we were talking about, we're going to do a cruise, right? That's the plan is for us to do a. This is important cruise. And the plan is to get a bunch of cast members from workaholics and do. Do some fun shit.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I was like, dude, if we can get Waymond to give him a free vacation, give him a little money.

[Ders]

And Diane.

[Adam Devine]

And Diane. His wife.

[Ders]

His wife to.

[Adam Devine]

To come and party with us, and, I mean, what. He would be a goddamn star.

[Ders]

A superstar selfie heaven.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, man.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And, you know, he's in regular heaven. He's in regular heaven now.

[Ders]

True bummer. Because the thing, like, we didn't let him talk on the show, by the way. I love how I go. He didn't talk on the show, and then people were just, like, up my ass. Like, he talked in the final episode.

[Blake Anderson]

At the very end.

[Ders]

Congratulations, guys.

[Adam Devine]

I think it was the second to last episode. But, yeah, he's right.

[Blake Anderson]

You gave a hell of a monologue.

[Ders]

But my point being was that this dude was a chatterbox and, like, always had, like, advice and, like, had, like, little pointers about life and stuff. And, you know, when you're 20 and you're running around, you got all sorts of stuff on your mind. You're maybe not listening as much as you should, but looking back, you're like, oh, like, this dude had sage wisdom.

[Adam Devine]

And we just had too much machismo. You know, we're running around with all this machismo, and he has sage wisdom. Yes, yes, yes. When I did that Funny or Die video with I. I mean, Polly Charge do not come, but with Sleepy Joe Biden.

[Ders]

This is one in God. You said sleepy.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I think you charged it.

[Adam Devine]

I know it's. It was poly charged the same way.

[Ders]

You say regular nothing.

[Adam Devine]

But he wasn't sleepy during this time. He was a very awake. Very awake by it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And he was great, dude. We walk into this. It's like a party scene. It's a Funny or Die video that we shot together, and it was sick, dude. It actually was so cool. And no wonder your house didn't burn.

[Ders]

Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

He. They took me to the. I'm in the White House, and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry? I'm like, yeah, Abs Yeah, absolutely. And Barry Wood was just sitting on.

[Ders]

The desk on Lincoln's bed.

[Adam Devine]

And then we go to the Oval Office, and we're standing outside, and they're like, oh, he just got on a call. It'll be like 20, 30 minutes. Can you guys wait? They're like, ah, we don't have time. And I'm like, but so anyway, so we're shooting this video, and we're there.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, Barry's Barack.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Barack.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, got it. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Got it. Okay. You're really bad.

[Ders]

Like, Blake said, he's really bad with names.

[Adam Devine]

So we are there shooting this video. There's like 50 people. Like, 40, 50 people. Like extras, crew members. He goes around, he introduces himself, meets everybody.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Knows everyone's name, finds a little fact about them. Like, Blake's is, you know, like, he meets Blake. Blake's nervous. So he says. So he says he skates boards. And then upon leaving.

[Ders]

Skates board.

[Blake Anderson]

Mr. President, I. I skate boards. I skateboards.

[Ders]

Helen Herbert, this. Go ahead.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I skateboards.

[Ders]

Skateboards.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Okay. Poser.

[Ders]

Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha. You skateboard. Moving on.

[Ders]

Bad with words. Blake.

[Adam Devine]

So he then, upon leaving, went through everyone and said goodbye. You know, said the little factoid back to them. Like it was how he remembered everyone. That was the same day that my dad hung up on Joe Biden.

[Blake Anderson]

Say, whoops.

[Adam Devine]

I was like, hey, my dad voted for you and Barack.

[Blake Anderson]

That shit's important.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry, poly charge. But my dad did. And.

[Ders]

And by the way, as a bit. As a bit.

[Adam Devine]

No, by the way, my dad, he won't shut up about it still to this day. So, you know, he's. He keeps it poly charged.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

I. I'm like, would you mind if I called my dad real quick? And you talk to him? And he's like, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it cool?

[Adam Devine]

So I call him. I'm like, dad, I have someone here that like to say hello to you. And he's like, hi, Dennis. This is Vice President Joe Biden. I hear you guys. You voted for me. I just want to say thank you for your vote. And my dad goes and hangs up the phone. Fucking hung up on, you're a monster.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And he's like. Just said. And hung up the phone. And then he was like, that's hilarious. Hands me my phone back. And then he was whisked away.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Adam Devine]

And. And it's just in the wind and was gone. And I'm, you know, never going to see this guy ever again. And then I called my dad back later. Like, what the fuck, dude? You just hung up on the vice president. And he was like, oh, that wasn't one of your friends doing a Joe Biden impression. I'm like, yeah, dad.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, dad. Yeah, dad. Even though I talked to you yesterday.

[Adam Devine]

You knew I was going, I was going to the White House to do a video with Joe Biden. It still is such an insane thing. It was such an insane thing also to hang up. Yeah.

[Ders]

What did he.

[Adam Devine]

He says it was a connection issue with his car. He was like, cut out. I didn't hang up. It cut out. And I'm like, sure, okay, sure, okay. But then why did you say. And he goes, because I thought it was. And I'm like, all right. Well, well, yeah, all right.

[Ders]

I feel like that single handedly might have kind of destroyed Biden's brain and confidence and all that kind of stuff.

[Adam Devine]

And yeah, he was taken down a peg. I bet as a vice president, a lot of people aren't saying bullshit, you know, directly to him, you know.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I'm glad he, I'm glad he called him out.

[Ders]

But in a way, like that butterfly, the butterfly effect of that call in, as far as I can see, it might have caused the fires.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it could have been. And, and like, essentially him saying was like, what's with Hunter's laptop? You know, essentially.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

That's kind of what he was saying by that. So, okay, and what is with the laptop? I don't even know politics enough to know.

[Ders]

I've never ever read the fine print. On the laptop.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. On what? The laptop. They're like, what's with the laptop? I'm like, yeah, dude, what is it? What is it? A PC? Like, what is it?

[Ders]

Anybody's laptop? I don't want to. People like, I want to see the laptop. I want to see everybody's laptop. Anybody who's in office, I want to see the laptops. Not.

[Blake Anderson]

Not good, dude.

[Adam Devine]

By the way, I don't, I don't want to see any of your laptops because I know the first thing I'm going to put in on your, you know, your website. I'm just going to, I'm going to, I'm going to go pornhub and then look at the search.

[Ders]

Search.

[Adam Devine]

And then I know way too much about you. Then I know way too much about you and Adam.

[Ders]

What's the deal breaker?

[Adam Devine]

Blake is all just piss and bukhaki vids, you know, 69 dudes. I don't want to, I don't want to know your, your weird kinks.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't Think piss is that weird?

[Ders]

Okay, I know we've. I know we've talked about not kink shaming.

[Adam Devine]

Yep, that makes sense.

[Ders]

But what's going on?

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Ders]

Who's looking for the piss? Who's looking for.

[Adam Devine]

Blake just said he doesn't.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think it's that weird. I don't engage in people, but I don't. I don't think it's that weird.

[Ders]

You don't think it's that weird?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it's just pee.

[Adam Devine]

Squirt is P. I know, but what's.

[Ders]

If it's just P, then it's just poo.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just.

[Ders]

It's just. It's just snuff films.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think that P is by far the least offensive of.

[Adam Devine]

Of.

[Blake Anderson]

Of those kink. Like, if you're into blood play, that's. That's a little weird to me. And then poo. Poo is stinky, so.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, all right, Blake, I was right.

[Ders]

On the money, dude.

[Adam Devine]

So on the money, dude.

[Ders]

But this is my point. Blood play is a little weird, but why. Why isn't P not weird? This is crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I don't stuff. Dude, I'm just saying.

[Ders]

I. I know, but why do you even, like. Why are you even defending it, dude?

[Adam Devine]

I was like, you bring up the pornhub, you look at the search. You really know about a person. And then I put piss on Blake as a joke, and I nailed this.

[Ders]

Adam, I applaud you. I don't like it, though.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm not. I'm not a P guy.

[Ders]

I'm not saying you are, but the way that you're going, it's fine. It makes me go, but what about it is desirable, Blake, Stand up.

[Adam Devine]

Stand up for your choices.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I think it. I think. I don't know. Some people get off on, like, degrading, degrading, degrading people. Sure. And maybe it's a form of. Of. Of degradation.

[Ders]

Maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I think in some cases, I think it is.

[Ders]

I think if someone pees on your face.

[Adam Devine]

100%. Yeah.

[Ders]

Well.

[Blake Anderson]

But I think there's. There's. There's, of course, two ways. There's the person who likes to pee on people, and then there's a person who likes to get peed on.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

People used to throw around hoes real casually in the 90s.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Hoes.

[Adam Devine]

Now what is hoes? What do hoes mean? Like, what does hoe mean? Like, hooker.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Go off.

[Adam Devine]

Oh. Does it mean hooker? Or does it mean just like a loose. A loose lady.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

Means a hooker.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Does it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I thought it was whore.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then they took the hoe out of the whore.

[Ders]

I'm sorry. I love how someone goes whore. Yeah, hooker.

[Adam Devine]

Whore. Does whore mean hooker? I thought whore meant was like the same thing as slut.

[Ders]

No, whore is somebody who fucks for money.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, they all are. They all are the same thing. And you know, like the technicalities of it.

[Adam Devine]

No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think they all. All the words mean different things. Like. Like how words work.

[Ders]

It spawned from pimp culture, you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

What? What's that?

[Ders]

It all spawned from pimp culture.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Actually, I like how after we kind of walked it out, Isaac just wrote in the group chat or.

[Ders]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Ders]

Exactly, honey.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

What do we do if we're not getting freaking hand grenade and fucking daiquiri towers.

[Ders]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

I mean it's a beautiful city. We can walk around. I mean let's. Let's get real. We are gonna party pretty hard.

[Blake Anderson]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Am going to have to pick my spots because my body, it is alcohol. Alcohol does make me spasm out.

[Ders]

Darn it.

[Adam Devine]

And it sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Darn it.

[Adam Devine]

And that then makes my muscles so tight it hurts to walk and stand and move.

[Ders]

What a bummer.

[Blake Anderson]

Darn it.

[Adam Devine]

So am I going to stop? Never.

[Ders]

Can't. That's life. Actually can't.

[Adam Devine]

But I'm going to have to. I'm going to have to watch. I'm going to have to mix in some waters. That's. That's the new thing. That's the new thing that I'm really trying. I'm like. For every drink.

[Ders]

A drink and a water.

[Adam Devine]

A drink and a water. Yeah, that's too much. That's too.

[Blake Anderson]

That is a lot. You're gonna be going pee pee a lot, right?

[Adam Devine]

I would say every two drinks. Chug of water.

[Ders]

Just do whiskey waters every two drinks.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so doctor said one for one. You've slid it over for two for one.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Ders]

Yeah. Two drinks. Sip of water.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

No, dude, I'll pound a water.

[Ders]

If you give a water to someone else, it counts.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's just being in the present.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not afraid to drink a lot of water, dude. I'm gonna be.

[Ders]

It sounds like you are. It sounds like you're a little scared.

[Adam Devine]

I' afraid. I love water.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a water boy.

[Adam Devine]

I think you guys know how much my love of. I mean, this. Hey, this was full. All right. I'd be. I'd be sipping water, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Held up a cup.

[Ders]

You think we know how much you love water.

[Blake Anderson]

I was unaware how much you loved water.

[Ders]

I didn't know.

[Adam Devine]

That is not true. You guys know how much I love water. You guys have been on set with me for years. I love it. I drink 25 waters a day.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think sparkling water mixed with Red Bull counts as a water.

[Ders]

Yeah, that's what I know.

[Adam Devine]

No, no. I only have one go juice in the afternoon or I Used to. Well, that was only my afternoon. And sometimes two or three.

[Ders]

I don't want to burst your bubble. That's all we know, pal.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't remember. I truly don't remember you consuming that much water on set.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, that's. That's weird.

[Ders]

I like how Adam thought he was walking around being like, everyone knows I'm the king of water on set.

[Adam Devine]

Everyone knows I'm the king of water. Wow. Dude, I should. I should wear a crown.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, Adam?

[Ders]

How you doing? Just over here drinking water. You know me.

[Blake Anderson]

Hi, Drayton. Stay high.

[Ders]

Okay?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, you act like I don't drink a lot of water, dude. When I'm known for drinking water. And I'm actually a little offended that you guys are pretending that I don't drink.

[Ders]

My circle rolled up to you and not us.

[Blake Anderson]

I get it.

[Ders]

I get it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Circle water came to me, and. Because it's known throughout the industry.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And I thought through my best friends, I mean, we didn't even know Blake had a dog, so there's a lot, I guess we don't know about each other.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's cuz you don't listen or pay attention to me. Okay?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that is very. Hey. Very similar to you not noticing me constantly grabbing a water from the cooler and slamming it like this, which, by.

[Blake Anderson]

The way, circle water is flavored water. That's not logging in my head as. Oh, Adam's. There's Adam drinking water again.

[Adam Devine]

Well, this. This is a new thing, dude. This is a new thing. I'm talking old school shooting workaholics. Me slamming waters on the regular, dude, again. Making you look like a cuz. You don't even drink any water, Blake. And you can tell, sunken in dry skin, you look like a weathered old bat.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what?

[Ders]

And the proof will be in the.

[Blake Anderson]

Pudding because we did take our blood, all of us. We have a testosterone test coming up in New Orleans, so it will be put to bed once and for all, and you will see that I have the highest T of the group, and you will be shocked.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, maybe I'm excited. I'm excited. I would not. If I were to bet money, it would not put my money on you.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, Ders is load boost enhancing, so he's disqualified.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I feel like Ders might. That might tip the scales. The load boost.

[Ders]

I don't know if it does.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it would have to raise your testosterone.

[Ders]

Oh, I got the wrong thing. It says chode boost. It's making my dick wider. Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it's making that part between your and your ball sack thicker.

[Blake Anderson]

Extent.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah. What's a chode? Is that what the chode is? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

What's a dick that's wider than it is long?

[Adam Devine]

I think that is a joke. I think that that is.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Yeah, I think, I think the chode is a several, several bodies.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of different things.

[Ders]

Yeah. But for me it's the wider than long.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I'll chug a water for you guys right now, but Adam, I.

[Blake Anderson]

I know you drink water. That's not the first beverage that comes. It's probably the fifth beverage that comes to mind when I think of you.

[Adam Devine]

I like beverages.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

That being said.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

But water is not number one by any means.

[Adam Devine]

Says you.

[Ders]

He's crying. Says you. His eyes do look hella glistening.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, maybe it's the water coming up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, see it's. Yeah, I'm full.

[Blake Anderson]

They say like a lot of this, like porno is like kind of. It's. It's rotting the minds.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they say that?

[Ders]

Hey, I'll say it. It's rotting the minds.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't watch it too much. You can't watch it too much.

[Ders]

I agree. There's no such thing as watching it too much.

[Blake Anderson]

Now they're gonna try to like do like weird moves in the bedroom.

[Adam Devine]

Great ass.

[Ders]

Good point. You can't. You can't watch.

[Adam Devine]

You can't watch it too much.

[Blake Anderson]

Next thing you know, you're at your village. Everybody's trying to do pile drivers. Just getting.

[Ders]

Can you imagine?

[Adam Devine]

That's fun.

[Ders]

I'm a nice man, but like, like, do you think in these villages like they're bored, right?

[Adam Devine]

Well, no.

[Ders]

There's no tv, so I got to imagine they've already done all this stuff.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no.

[Ders]

They might be able to teach us a thing or two.

[Adam Devine]

They have. They. They didn't. They didn't even know that that stuff was available to them. They did not even know.

[Blake Anderson]

Have you ever looked up village porno?

[Ders]

But what else are they doing?

[Adam Devine]

They're. They're trying to survive, Anders. There's no boredom because they're actively trying.

[Ders]

I think they've figured out farming. You think they're just tired. At the end of the day, they don't have the strength.

[Adam Devine]

They're too tired. Dude, this is the way. Dude, Sometimes I. I'm a 40 year old man. I have a bad back. I have spasms. At the end of the day, I'm tired. You Know.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

I think these villagers who are.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think in any past civilization, it's like noted that like all people lived for was to each other.

[Adam Devine]

Well, sure.

[Ders]

I don't think they got, they get spasms out there in the village.

[Adam Devine]

That's not all past civilizations. That's ancient Rome and Greece.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm saying in places that don't have, like. Because I'm going to the past, because we're talking about people who don't have access to Internet or television. They, they the out of each other constantly.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

They were doing freaky stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think in, in, yeah, well, in Greece they did. They literally would the out of each other. Literally.

[Ders]

Yeah, but this is like Kama Sutra. Like these books, these are, these are tales as old as time.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And honestly, maybe you're, maybe you're right.

[Ders]

They didn't have the Internet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

They had their imag. Adam.

[Adam Devine]

I imagine these sweet, these sweet village people and they're not gaping each other's buttholes.

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Ders]

I don't know. What?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you might be right.

[Ders]

But by the way, I think about this all the time.

[Adam Devine]

I'm still gonna send it. I know you do. I know you do all the time. I know you do.

[Ders]

But. No, no, no. But just like, you're like, they don't have gaping buttholes. All it takes is for one person in charge to be like. And the women here, we need to make sure you gape your buttholes. It's just what we do here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Ders]

Oh, God. Like, think about it. Every, every woman in Western.

[Blake Anderson]

That's an order.

[Adam Devine]

You think about this all the time.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's in order.

[Ders]

No, I, I, I think about things that are introduced into cultures that just become like, the status quo.

[Adam Devine]

Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The norm.

[Adam Devine]

Like eating eggs.

[Blake Anderson]

Like cell phones eating.

[Ders]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Eating eggs.

[Ders]

But like shaving pubic hair. Like, people just are.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't. Like, like, who did that?

[Ders]

Women shave their legs and their armpits. And they only do that because apparently, like during the war when we were all gone to sell razors, razor companies were like, don't tell me you're hairy. Be smooth. Shave your legs, Gillette. Or what the fuck ever, you know? And then women were like, embarrassed to be hairy. Toasty. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I would say solid move, Gillette.

[Ders]

And that's just like a couple steps away from a gaping butthole demand.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, what brand is going to ask people to gape their butthole? What would be the.

[Adam Devine]

There's not a lot of pickle to it.

[Ders]

It pickle do it.

[Adam Devine]

Why does Gib want. Why does Bick want you gaped once you gaped?

[Ders]

It's arbitrary. It could be anybody. It could be. It could be paper, mate. It could be anybody, guys.

[Adam Devine]

It could be paper, mate.

[Ders]

It could be paper, mate. It could be. It could be Uniball.

[Adam Devine]

You know, you're just looking for stuff around your.

[Blake Anderson]

Just looking at your desk.

[Ders]

Let's see.

[Blake Anderson]

You're really just looking at Sharpie.

[Ders]

It could be Sharpie, you guys. It could be anybody.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if it could be. Well, maybe. Maybe because. Or like a lipstick company because, you know, like, they might write things on the butt. Like, gape me. Like, you know, it's a little slogan or something.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I mean, I'm for anybody tuning in. As you may or may not know. We're all. We all survived the fires. Our. Our houses are all fine.

[Adam Devine]

We. Yes.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

We are very lucky in that way.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, and we all know people. We have friends that lost, by the way.

[Ders]

So far.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's not over. We're definitely not out.

[Ders]

We do. We know, like, for sure, like, a dozen people who've lost their house, if not more. That's just personal.

[Adam Devine]

Did I ever tell you guys the story about when Liam Hemsworth told me he lost his house? This is years ago.

[Ders]

This is in Australia during those.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. It was during the Malibu fires. He was still with what's her name? Party in the usa.

[Blake Anderson]

Miley Cyrus.

[Adam Devine]

Miley Cyrus. Miley. He was with her at the time. And we were doing press for Isn't It Romantic? And there was a little bathroom, like a little side bathroom that only Cass could use. And I was in there taking a shit. And there was just the toilet, the shitting toilet. And then a urinal.

[Blake Anderson]

Urinal.

[Adam Devine]

And he came in and I'm taking a. And the urinal is there. And. And I'm like, oh, what's up, Liam? He could see that it was me. And he's like. He's like, oh, hey, mate. Yeah, we hadn't catched up yet. We hadn't seen each other yet. Caught up and they were catching my point.

[Blake Anderson]

It was catched, sure.

[Adam Devine]

And so, man, let's catch up real quick.

[Ders]

So that's Aussie. That's Aussie.

[Adam Devine]

So he was like that, you know, what's up? And I'm like, you know, not much. How are you doing? He's like, ah, not good, mate. We lost the house in Malibu.

[Ders]

I remember. I remember hearing about this now. Yeah, not this Story about the house.

[Adam Devine]

I was like, oh, my God, man. I am so sorry. That really sucks. And he was like, yeah. And he was kind of starting to tell me about it, and I'm holding in a. At this time, at this point. Oh, you're disaster, my guy. So I'm like. I don't want to, like, just drop a deuce. So I'm, like, kind of holding it in, and it kind of sucks back up in there, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And so I didn't want to, like, drop it out when in the middle of the story.

[Blake Anderson]

But then what happens was you're on the toilet.

[Adam Devine]

I'm currently taking a. I was shitting.

[Blake Anderson]

So he's speaking to you over the.

[Ders]

Door or through the door?

[Adam Devine]

Through the door. He's pissing through the.

[Blake Anderson]

Through the door.

[Ders]

Come on, Blake. Is that how you do it, Blake, over the door? You like eye contact?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Like Mr. Like Wilson from Home improvement, for sure.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Now I can see it. Whoa. Damn.

[Adam Devine]

It's definitely a.

[Ders]

Woo. Oh, my God. He's losing it. Try it, please, one more time.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I didn't want to blow the speakers out. Oh, yeah, fair enough.

[Ders]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

I'm gonna try to blow the speaker at my funeral.

[Ders]

When you're, like, 90 and I just died at 93 years older, say we would run around and life was just an ooh.

[Blake Anderson]

It was all. It was a disturbed life yesterday.

[Ders]

It was a.

[Adam Devine]

It was all a dream. We used to read word up magazine.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a disturbing existence. Can I get a new. Can I get an ooh?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I guarantee we could do something like that. What would you guys. What fun things would you guys do as at Blake's funeral?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I don't think I'd do much.

[Ders]

I would jump off a roof onto his casket.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, hell, yeah, brother.

[Ders]

Remember from the video?

[Adam Devine]

That would actually be sick. We should hire a bunch of very young. Very young teenagers.

[Ders]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Very young teens. Oil them up. Do a little backyard wrestling at his funeral, the way Blake would want it.

[Ders]

Adam, show your hand.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Hands up. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. I like that. If you guys have a hardcore backyard wrestling match in front of my.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. With very young teens.

[Blake Anderson]

They.

[Ders]

I mean, slippery the way.

[Adam Devine]

The way Blake would like. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know if it has to be young teens, but definitely teens.

[Ders]

Okay. Definitely teens. I know that. I don't need that at my funeral.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I'm kind of hyped if there's a wrestling match at my funeral. That's cool, dude. Yeah, I'm ready to go out like that undertaker.

[Ders]

Like them?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Is that what you want?

[Adam Devine]

That'd be sick.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be really cool. Like, if the lights go out, the.

[Ders]

AC dc, Hell's bells, as they bring the casket in.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

And you're dead. And you don't wrestle.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They just prop you up and someone moves your jaw to go. Speaking of back shots, my bodywork guy, this was even. This was the one that I was like, dude, I might have to throw up the red flag because I've. I've let another four inches. Hey. When I'm on his table, my body is his. So I've let him do. You're a monster. Whatever. To make me feel better. And it does. And he's done the three finger special, whereas where his fingers are right under my nut sack, right above my.

[Ders]

Right, Right.

[Adam Devine]

And. And I've. You know, in all these precarious situations, but then the muscles release, and I feel so much better. So this time, he has me laying flat on the table, and he gets in, and he's like, I know we're getting a little intimate. Gets in. It felt it was the same spot, essentially, but since I was laying down, I felt so much more vulnerable. Everybody's coming. I know, dude. I have a hard time saying vulnerable.

[Ders]

You do vulnerable. That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

I do do, dude. In fact, on.

[Ders]

On.

[Adam Devine]

In the Righteous episodes, I had to say it. I asked Danny. I'm like, I have to say another word, dude. And he's like, yeah, I think we're gonna keep it exactly how it is.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Because he thinks it's hilarious that I say vulnerable.

[Blake Anderson]

What was the word I said during Juggalos where I also couldn't say a damn word? I'll think of it.

[Adam Devine]

You keep telling me we are so dumb, but this. But he slid his fingers right there like.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, contrary.

[Ders]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm on the table. Yeah. It looked like that Lisa Ann video that Ders loves of her face going, yes, everybody's coming.

[Ders]

I think everyone loves it. Well, that's why it's the thing. That's why it is what it is.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Well, you're the one who pointed out to us and. And would send it to us, so.

[Blake Anderson]

And we'll not stop talking about it.

[Ders]

And you guys know exactly what it was.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So did he hit, like, your male G spot or something? Is that what you're saying?

[Adam Devine]

No, he's not up. My Blake spot is, like, in your. I'm.

[Blake Anderson]

I wouldn't know.

[Adam Devine]

But he's. He's right there. He's right there. Yeah, I think so. Isn't it, like up your. Isn't it like in your.

[Ders]

My G spots on my penis.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Sure. But guys get pleasure from getting in the ass, right? Or else why would they do that?

[Blake Anderson]

You said it as a statement and then quickly went. Went. Right. Guys get pleasure from getting in the ass. Right?

[Ders]

Right. Right.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, they have to.

[Ders]

As far as I know. As far as I know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they have to.

[Adam Devine]

The male G spot is the prostate, which is an erogenous zone that can be stimulated for sexual pleasure inside the rectum. You never had it so good. All right.

[Blake Anderson]

See, it's in the rectum.

[Ders]

Nearly killed him. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

And we got. We got to the. We got to the bottom. The bottom of that.

[Ders]

Okay, there it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Very nice.

[Ders]

So this guy's wrecking your G spot.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love for somebody to do that to me.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And it was. It was right there, and he's just wiggling it, and it's.

[Blake Anderson]

Wriggle, raggle it.

[Adam Devine]

I. I felt so violated it. But, I mean, I. I didn't because I'm. I've been with this guy for a long. For over a year now, and I feel safe. But it was. It was so. I was like, my God, man, this is so. Been insane. I never thought I'd be in this position. Very shagadelic. And here I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I'm sorry. It sounds like it kind of was traumatic, and I'm sorry.

[Ders]

Did you say, take me to dinner first next time? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I was like, hey, maybe next time we breach the crest.

[Blake Anderson]

He's like, now you're offending me.

[Ders]

Hey, at least buy me dinner.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, I heard something about the male G spot. Maybe if we release that, my body would finally feel healthy.

[Blake Anderson]

It's worth a shot.

[Ders]

Shot right.

[Blake Anderson]

Back shot.

[Ders]

It's worth a shot, right? I love that.

[Blake Anderson]

You just keep drop.

[Ders]

Dropping.

[Blake Anderson]

Hint. I mean, it's worth a shot. Back. Shot, Right? Right.

[Ders]

Let's get to the bottom of it, man. These fires are the worst, right? But. Right.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, new fires, too, but maybe you.

[Ders]

Should my ass, right?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. That door has a lock on it, right?

[Ders]

Man, these. These fires are bad. You should. These fires are bad.

[Adam Devine]

You should bug my ass. Right?

[Ders]

Yeah, the fires are bad. And the second part.

[Blake Anderson]

Part B, you should my house, right? Part B of the question.

[Ders]

I said, right.

[Adam Devine]

Eric Griffin had to evacuate his home out there in Santa Clarita.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, man. Another damn fire, dude.

[Adam Devine]

He just got that house, too. He, he just bought the house. And then like, like six months later, these fire. I was like, oh man, is this poor guy. Because you know he's never going to work again. You know what I mean?

[Ders]

And he's got a young, young child.

[Adam Devine]

You know, because he just bought the house, he's never going to work again. Like if he loses this house.

[Ders]

Homeless, He's a full time dad.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So yeah, that would be a bummer.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that would stock.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be a bummer.

[Ders]

So if the house burned, he has.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing in his life.

[Ders]

No chance, no chance at finding another home.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Or job.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Sophie Cunningham]

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[Blake Anderson]

This is Matt Rogers from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Hey, Bowen. It's gift season. Oh, stressing me out. Why are all the people I love so hard to shop for like me? Exactly.

[Ders]

Exactly, honey.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm easy. But you're right. Holiday gifting is stressful. And all the gift guides out there are boring and uninspired. Wait, what about the guide we made in partnership with Marshalls where premium gifts mean incredible value? It's Giving Gifts, a series of guides filled with premium gifts at great value for everyone on your list. Yeah, because if I see one more for the dad who likes golf list, I'm out.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

How about something for the people who actually surprise you with categories? Like best gifts for the mom whose idea of a sensible walking shoe is a stiletto.

[Ders]

Psst.

[Blake Anderson]

She wants a pair of stilettos. Or best gifts for me that were so thoughtful, I really shouldn't have dying to see what those are. And you won't believe their prices. Just wait till you see what else is in there. It's basically a one stop shop for everyone. You know, I started bookmarking half the list for myself. Honestly. This is the guide for the 2025 holiday gifting season. Check out the guide on marshalls.com it's giving gifts. Gift the good stuff at Marshalls.

[Sophie Cunningham]

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[Blake Anderson]

This is where mindset comes in.

[Sophie Cunningham]

Someone will be eliminated. Pressure is coming down.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Ders]

Watch the trailer on trainer games dot com.

[Adam Devine]

Feel like all three of us. We wouldn't be great pimps.

[Ders]

Horrible pimps.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it be a terrible pimp.

[Ders]

Bad pimps.

[Adam Devine]

Bad pimps. Like no pimp game. I don't. I don't even have. And I know Blake doesn't have.

[Blake Anderson]

Excuse me. Don't speak for me.

[Adam Devine]

I know you don't have game. No, I know. I will speak for you. Dude, I've seen you try to talk to women in the past. No game.

[Ders]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Okay, fair enough.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I feel like ders would have game.

[Ders]

My game is going. You have a bad haircut.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You're.

[Adam Devine]

You're. You could throw out some names. Some names. Which. And, well, I think it. Ders's game is that he's tall. Ah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's your only game.

[Adam Devine]

I think that really. That gives you 30% more game than if you aren't 6:3.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

You know, so I feel you have to have a lot of game. A lot of game to be a pimp. You have to be really good at it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. You have to be oozing game.

[Adam Devine]

Oozing game.

[Ders]

Well, it ain't easy is what we know.

[Blake Anderson]

It ain't easy.

[Adam Devine]

It ain't easy. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not for the week. Definitely is not.

[Ders]

No. It's more for, like, the diabolical, I guess, is.

[Adam Devine]

For me, I think, moving forward for me, because I love drinking, but it's bad for me. I. You know, you're going to die. I'm going to die.

[Blake Anderson]

It just makes your life bad.

[Adam Devine]

I just have, like, a ton of pills.

[Ders]

No. Adam's falling apart. It's a different. These are different.

[Adam Devine]

It's a different thing.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm literally falling apart.

[Ders]

My doctor's body says, help, please, please.

[Adam Devine]

They can't figure it out. I'm having spasms.

[Ders]

Somebody help me.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm. I'm really trying to pick my spot, but I love. Oh, my God. I love drinking so much. Well, look, so for me, it's. It's not like. And I've found that I. I even. I can go to these events. Like, I went to formula one in Vegas and didn't drink.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And that was a huge hurdle for me because obviously it's boring. If you Vegas, you're going to want to go. But I did have a good time.

[Ders]

Blake doesn't even want to hear about this, by the way. He's like, no, no, no, no. You didn't really do that.

[Adam Devine]

I did have a good time.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

So we sent it to each other, and we were all laughing, but it makes me go, is Trump just a funny guy? Like, is he. Does he know what he's doing?

[Blake Anderson]

You're talking about this.

[Adam Devine]

Everybody's coming.

[Blake Anderson]

Many of them came numerous times.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Ders]

Is that what you're talking about?

[Adam Devine]

That's exactly what I'm talking about, yes. Because the way he said it, I was like, he's setting himself up at the beginning of his term to then have a very funny little sound bite clip that everyone uses much like the do not come and the I'm gonna Come, right? Because not do not come. I thought we were the only ones using it, and I think we were very early on that bandwagon. But now everybody has the I'm gonna come come. He knows.

[Ders]

He knows. You think Kamala also knew? And she was like, do not come. She's like, yes. She knows what she's doing.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the interns. Their interns. Tell them. I don't know, like, you need some cum. Sounds right.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if Kamala was hip enough to really lay into the come.

[Blake Anderson]

If she would have.

[Adam Devine]

She would have won.

[Ders]

You know, he's hip enough. Did you see a picture of her when she was, like, 28?

[Adam Devine]

She was. She was dating Montel Jordan with her little, like, shortcut.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold on.

[Adam Devine]

Here.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's the. Here's the whole. Here's the whole last clip.

[Ders]

Say less.

[Adam Devine]

Y. Jeff Bezos came.

[Blake Anderson]

Bill Gates came. Mark Zuckerberg came.

[Adam Devine]

Many of them came numerous times.

[Blake Anderson]

The bankers have all come.

[Adam Devine]

Everybody's coming.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a lot of.

[Adam Devine]

That's a lot of coming, man. That's a lot of coming.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what you're doing.

[Ders]

Blake, let's talk about your hair.

[Adam Devine]

I would love to.

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Ders]

What does the future hold for your hair? What are the plans? Do we have any plans?

[Adam Devine]

Well, see, here's. Because we are. You know, we're. We. We have projects that are in the works that we're going to go out and pitch soon and hopefully. Hopefully under wraps. It's very under wraps, but hopefully that project gets picked up and we get to make another project together, and we're very excited about said project. Now, Ders, as the creator and. And possible showrunner of this show, are. Do you think Blake's character has a full head of hair like this?

[Ders]

Well, as you could imagine, I'm going to run the show like a little boy.

[Adam Devine]

Okie dokie.

[Ders]

Everyone's gonna wear little. Little blazers, uniforms. I want everyone to have the exact same haircut.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I actually could see dur's doing something like this. It would be so annoying. The writer's room is just so annoying.

[Ders]

There's a unit. There's a uniform.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that.

[Adam Devine]

I will admit that we went really hard last night. Maybe a little too hard.

[Blake Anderson]

TII nation. We're limping into the starting.

[Adam Devine]

Some might say it's unprofessional how hard we went. Went.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm not gonna name names, but I want Blake to name names. Two people in our crew puked their beds.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, let's just say.

[Adam Devine]

And it's not me and you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You hear that news? You think it's me? Guys, I. I think I'm doing the best so far.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I've got things together. Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So if it wasn't me and it.

[Adam Devine]

Wasn'T me, it wasn't Adam. I don't know. I don't know who it could be.

[Ders]

And the only.

[Adam Devine]

Only other. The only other people in our crew are Isaac and Anders.

[Ders]

These are all good questions.

[Adam Devine]

And they. And two people in our crew puked in their bed.

[Blake Anderson]

Beds.

[Adam Devine]

That is getting super bold right there. Getting radical.

[Ders]

Super Bowl.

[Blake Anderson]

It didn't even make it to the bowl. They didn't even make it to the bowl. They stayed in bed to let it evacuate. That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Make it to the bowl. Yeah.

[Ders]

You know what? No shit. Shame.

[Adam Devine]

There's no shame in our game.

[Ders]

I guess this is the right time for me to plug Clorox Bleach. It's all part of a wrapped in, like.

[Adam Devine]

Yep. Synergist.

[Ders]

I'm doing, like, a Super bowl commercial type thing with them. That's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're all really branded here. We're all here with different companies, so we're going to be doing a lot of drops.

[Ders]

Also, I'm Glade Plugins and Clorox Bleach.

[Blake Anderson]

And of course, load boost.

[Adam Devine]

Blake keeps saying, this is. This is Super Bowl 59. And Blake 59.

[Ders]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Blake keeps telling me I'm going to 59 you later tonight.

[Ders]

Threatening, really?

[Adam Devine]

69 dudes. And I don't know what that means exactly. And. And he keeps saying, well, you're going to find out, Right? Yeah.

[Ders]

Right. You are.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm going to show you later. Let's just say the fun begins tonight. I might even 59 him live on. On stage.

[Adam Devine]

I'm excited to see what that is.

[Blake Anderson]

It's gonna be pretty cool. It's really nice to be in the same room with you guys, to be.

[Adam Devine]

Able to touch you, man.

[Ders]

I like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

You're here. And he's. And so I'm doing this.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I'm gonna throw up.

[Adam Devine]

We started the night out. We got in a little late. We almost missed some flights.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

We barely got on. I was. My ego was bashed a little bit when two girls. I was sitting on the flight, and these two girls are shaking. They're so excited to take a photo. And they're like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Get. And I take a photo, and I was like. I was like, not another one. My God.

[Ders]

Nonstop.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, all Right. Yeah, I guess. And then they're like, yeah, not you, the. The girl sitting next to you. And she was a tik tock star, apparently. She goes, she had a. A really small, small, tiny dog that. That she had and her name was Monique. So big shout out to Monique. She's a big star.

[Blake Anderson]

We gotta look her up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And then afterwards they go. And then we'll also take a photo with you because you were crying. Yeah, I was.

[Ders]

You were shaking.

[Adam Devine]

And I don't even know if they knew me from anything. They just felt bad at how gassed.

[Ders]

Up I was to take a picture with you also.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

3B.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

We'll send this picture to our grandpa.

[Ders]

And see if he knows who you are. Oh my God. God.

[Adam Devine]

So I feel like my testosterone might have lowered.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Well, good thing we took the test before we came to New Orleans.

[Ders]

Have begun.

[Blake Anderson]

And then we landed right in New Orleans. New Orleans.

[Ders]

New Orleans.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

You don't. You don't have to say it.

[Ders]

Not to pile.

[Adam Devine]

You don't have to put some extra junk on it.

[Ders]

Not to pile on Adam. But the guy sitting next to me, we land and he goes, hey, I know, don't. I'm like, yeah. And he goes, intern, right? I go, yeah. And I go, so is that guy right over there. And he looks at you, goes, he was an intern. You saw me point to you, right?

[Adam Devine]

I did, I did, yeah.

[Ders]

And he goes, I didn't recognize it.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, disappointed. Disappointed, dude. And that. And so if my tea is. Is low on the results, that might.

[Blake Anderson]

Be part of the reason a retest.

[Adam Devine]

Might be part of the reason you've.

[Blake Anderson]

Just been getting bashed. That's too bad.

[Adam Devine]

A little bit. A little bit. So then we land and it was off to the races, man. Quick.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, once you get in Orleans, that's not how it just really just. It gets in your bones, man. You like even as soon as you.

[Ders]

Hear the accent, cuz you heard me. Dur.

[Blake Anderson]

We had a. A real quick layover in D.A. dallas. And I'm like, I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Well, why didn't you say Dallas? I'll move. I did. Dallas. Dallas. Yes. We gotta say Dallas.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, dur. I don't know if I have have it, man. I don't know if this week is going to be for me. I don't know if I know you.

[Adam Devine]

Were being party, but you were being a.

[Ders]

Did I know it was the 59th Super Bowl?

[Blake Anderson]

59. And I'm going to do it To Adam later, maybe live on this stage.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm excited. So keep.

[Blake Anderson]

Stay tuned.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, the cleaners are coming to your room today.

[Ders]

I wrapped up the sheets.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Ders]

I put them by the door.

[Adam Devine]

Smart move. Respectful. Isaac just laid in his filth like a sea lion just rolling in his own in pew. That's our manager. That's our manager. That's. That is. Yeah. Blake's boss and a guy I give 10 to for God knows what.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're. We're going habs.

[Ders]

Oh, boy. Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake. Oh, the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, man. That's a low team.

[Blake Anderson]

The boss man. The boss man gets. Gets his piece.

[Ders]

It's kind of crazy to me that he threw up in. In his bed like a.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, that's what you did, dad?

[Ders]

No, I threw up in my bed like a boss.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay. I didn't realize. I told you, dude.

[Ders]

There's different ways.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

So that's why we're stumbling in a little bit. But I think. I think we're holding it together, actually. I'm proud of you, Troy. One second. We're still talking about our puke and jizz.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we'll. We'll get.

[Adam Devine]

We'll get to you in just one second.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Ders]

That's eating a humongous pretzel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's eating a giant pretzel over there.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know that that's Aikman. I know it's Troy, but I'm not. I haven't.

[Adam Devine]

No, it's a. Yeah, he.

[Ders]

Is that Aikman? Is that you?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a dog?

[Ders]

He just went. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, fair enough. He showed the ring, and he really wants to get on this empty seat, but that's eight. We're. We're not done talking about.

[Ders]

Finish the pretzel, then you can come on.

[Blake Anderson]

And here's the thing, bud. We're here for the next three days. Sit. We don't want to blow our load.

[Adam Devine]

We absolutely do not.

[Blake Anderson]

Brought to you by load.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely do not.

[Blake Anderson]

And should we. Gatorades are here.

[Adam Devine]

Should we. Maybe it's time. I feel, you know, we're. We're 20 minutes in. Maybe it's time we. We do the big reveal, see who has the lowest t. Let's do it live. Should we do it live?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, we should. Let's do it. We'll do it live. We're reaching for the results.

[Adam Devine]

I got my result right here. And we're going for the serum.

[Ders]

I'm in double digits.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, hold on.

[Ders]

I'm in double digits.

[Adam Devine]

Oh my God. So I think the high end, I've been told is like 1100. That's your just full. A throbbing of testosterone.

[Ders]

I can see it now.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God.

[Ders]

Oh no. Oh no.

[Adam Devine]

Oh no. Oh no.

[Ders]

Oh no. But like, oh no. I would love to see an example of somebody who. Who has 1100 high testosterone. Like. Like the hairy shoulder guys. Oh, no.

[Adam Devine]

I bet, yeah, I. That you know when you look at a person and they seem red to the touch. Yes. And yes, yes. Like if you smoke, like they look like a human zit.

[Ders]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That is what I imagine someone with really high. Because he. Not only does he get rock hard erections, he is a human erection.

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And that's. That's sort of what I.

[Ders]

Troy, we're not talking about you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man. Okay, guys. I mean this is interesting stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Okay, so my number we ready?

[Ders]

Everyone listening is like. Please just say.

[Adam Devine]

Say the damn number. By the way, why is this a Super bowl episode? They won't let Troy Aikman on stage.

[Ders]

Is that him?

[Adam Devine]

It is. My testosterone. 795. Is that high or low? Is that high or low?

[Blake Anderson]

Are you serious?

[Adam Devine]

Is that high or low? Many of them came numerous times.

[Ders]

How's my poker face?

[Adam Devine]

It's really good. Blake's is less good.

[Ders]

Blake's like, can I see it?

[Adam Devine]

Blake's is less good.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm getting worried after hearing that number.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

So Durge, do you want to go next?

[Ders]

Total is 685.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dang. Okay. 100 points higher. I feel like such a hard throbbing of a man.

[Ders]

In the fine print it says every 100 is an inch.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wow. Holy. I didn't read that on mine, but that. Yeah, it makes me feel kind of good.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like me. I feel like the best version of this game would be me blowing you guys out of the water.

[Adam Devine]

That would be the best.

[Ders]

But.

[Adam Devine]

But also I feel like we should have started maybe with you because everyone pegged you to have the lowest.

[Blake Anderson]

No one's pegged me. No one has pegged. All right. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

59. Dude, can I get.

[Blake Anderson]

And ladies and gentlemen, my Testosterone total is 482. What do I win?

[Ders]

No, seriously, what is it for real? Dude?

[Blake Anderson]

482. What does that mean?

[Adam Devine]

That means that. I mean you should just tuck your dick up your butt. Call it a day. Call it a day, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

But didn't that guy on the pod, we did say he was like like below 300 or something.

[Sophie Cunningham]

Something.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, he didn't say that. No, he did not say that.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, am I. Am I sick?

[Adam Devine]

No, I think. I think maybe you should. We should. We're going to. I think.

[Ders]

You're not sick. You're a woman.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And that's fine. And that's fine.

[Ders]

And we.

[Adam Devine]

And we actually. What's weird is we all guessed it, and I'm. I'm actually a little bummed that we guessed it right.

[Blake Anderson]

I am, too, man. I really wanted to impress you guys.

[Ders]

I'm bummed that it wasn't closer.

[Adam Devine]

So. Yeah. So that makes me twice.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Twice the man that you are, dude. Which sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm okay. Anna's giving me a thumbs up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're okay. You're. I mean, you're not dying, but, I mean, I think you're on the line.

[Ders]

Waking up rock hard.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Ever. You never wake up rock.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Sometimes.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Ders]

Well. That.

[Adam Devine]

I'm in the same boat. It's not. Every day I'm waiting.

[Ders]

I'm like. Is that. These guys told us. That's like. Like the telltale sign or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Well, those guys are in their early 30s, and we are in our 40s. No, sir. I don't like it. 40. Blake and I are 41 years old.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not yet. I'm soon.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn. I'm, like, depressed. That's a symptom of low T. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Depression.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You should be stoked. You're about to get free.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're gonna get. We're paying for your testosterone.

[Ders]

So vascular.

[Blake Anderson]

What will happen to me? I will completely change.

[Adam Devine]

You're gonna look exactly like Joe Rogan. Rogan. Yeah. And a lot of people. I mean, he's very rich. He's very successful.

[Blake Anderson]

Holy smokes, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn. So, like, pretty much that just signed me up for this whole week. You guys making fun of my low testosterone. I'm just gonna be.

[Ders]

I mean, we're not gonna make fun of you. We're just gonna tell everyone who sits down.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Please don't tell Travis Kelce. If we get him on here.

[Adam Devine]

Well, we're gonna make him guess, and he's. I mean, obviously he's gonna guess correct.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man.

[Adam Devine]

It's not like the.

[Ders]

We need to tell anyone.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I, I. I will say that I did not think that I was going to be insane on the high end. I really didn't. Where are you at 795? It's science.

[Blake Anderson]

That's really good.

[Ders]

Legit number.

[Adam Devine]

I'm Very. I was now, now hearing your number, I thought we were all going to be in that range. I thought dur was going to have me beat. He is an ex collegiate athlete. He's. He is a few years older. And your. Your te starts to dip.

[Ders]

Damn near 50.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. He's almost 60 years old. Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Do you normally come to the Super Bowls or are you here because the Eagles or. I usually come down for obligations.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Media obligations, different things like that. Obligations.

[Blake Anderson]

There's lots of love. So I give love in a lot of my commentary. There we go.

[Ders]

And so it's spread around.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that. I love that.

[Ders]

That's a nice little.

[Blake Anderson]

It was smart.

[Ders]

I've been here. No, but we come down for.

[Adam Devine]

For the week.

[Ders]

The majority of guys leave out, obviously, before the game. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Not a lot of former players go to the game.

[Ders]

Right. I've been to a Super bowl game. I went to the one against Kansas City, obviously, in Phoenix, where I'm from. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And so got a chance to go and enjoy.

[Adam Devine]

My daughter wanted to go because she wanted to see Rihanna.

[Ders]

Of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Riri, you know, my sons wanted to watch the game.

[Adam Devine]

So, you know, and also Rihanna.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. They probably wanted to see.

[Ders]

Nothing wrong with wanting to see Rihanna.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I feel.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

My. My wife told me. She was like, obviously, I. I never want you to cheat on me or leave me, but if for whatever reason, Rihanna wanted to sleep with you, I.

[Blake Anderson]

Think that's the one. I do think she said, by the.

[Ders]

Way, I'm going to have.

[Blake Anderson]

He doesn't have a shot.

[Adam Devine]

She won't, everyone.

[Blake Anderson]

That's why that's not happening.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Look at us. We're having multiple guests.

[Ders]

Non stop guests.

[Adam Devine]

Non stop guests. And then Troy still, still standing out there.

[Ders]

Is that a tostada he's eating?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm living in a nightmare.

[Ders]

He's eating the bowl.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

He's got ceviche.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Jesus. And it said it's a ceviche anatosada in a. A like a taco salad.

[Blake Anderson]

What is that?

[Ders]

Dude, Is that what that is?

[Adam Devine]

He's eating the taco salad. He's eating the.

[Blake Anderson]

Of the bull. EMT Smith just walked by him. He doesn't even want anything to do with him.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's. Yeah. EMT's like, diverting his eyes.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what are you doing, Emmet?

[Ders]

Em. Does EMT have a circle? He does.

[Adam Devine]

He's got a circle. Celebs galore. Celebs galore. I just saw Joey Chestnut LP and Toby Maguire sharing a beignet Jesus.

[Ders]

Did you see Troy Aikman right over here?

[Adam Devine]

What is he eating?

[Blake Anderson]

Like he has fondue at this point?

[Adam Devine]

He's a big fondue guy. Yeah. All chees, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm going to tell you what, Adam. They were. They said, yo, we need Tyreek Hill right now on the pod. We said, him.

[Adam Devine]

We want Adam.

[Ders]

You might still want to make time for.

[Adam Devine]

He's right over there.

[Ders]

He's a big.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, you're a great friend of ours.

[Ders]

You can go.

[Adam Devine]

I think it's one of those classics.

[Blake Anderson]

Witcheroo.

[Adam Devine]

Great call. Great call. You guys having a good.

[Ders]

You?

[Adam Devine]

We went out last night. So how did Jelly Roll and the gang get. That's your connection? Jelly Roll is my connection. I'm a big fan of music. I'm a big fan of fun and those things.

[Blake Anderson]

There we go.

[Ders]

Come on, buddy.

[Adam Devine]

And so they hit me up and said, we're here. And I said, I'm here. I'm at my favorite bar, courtesy of Adam Devine's House Party season three. We. Season two, and we was a blur. And we went down there, and then they came down there and then they shut down the bar and then Jell sang some songs. Were you there for that? Yeah. We were leaving right as she was like, call me the piano man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he was doing all show tunes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was.

[Ders]

It was crazy.

[Adam Devine]

It was wild. We were doing shots, and then Troy Aikman showed up with a fondue platter. He's always following us. He won't shut up about trying to get on the podcast. We're like, we have other giants.

[Ders]

What is he eating now?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Is that a Skyline chili? What is that?

[Blake Anderson]

He shipped it in, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

In. In. In honor of my second appearance on the this is Important podcast. Podcast.

[Ders]

First returning guest.

[Adam Devine]

I love that. And the only other time I've been on, which is not even an official appearance, but I still get a lot of love for it. All over the road in this beautiful country is my. My. My John Lithgow impression.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right, because you were at the Brosarx.

[Adam Devine]

I was at the Brosarks. Ripping it up. Sleeping in Penny's recliner for six days. Very famous episode.

[Blake Anderson]

So would you bless us with a little Lithgow for TII Nation?

[Adam Devine]

Lithgow at the Super Bowl. Okay, here's Lithgow. Let me warm it up with. Here's Nicolas Cage stubbing his toe in the dishwasher. Oh, here's Jason Statham realizing that his credentials were lost at the gate. G. Here at the Super Bowl. And let's close it out with John Lithgow finding out that he got replaced on the this is important pod by Troy Aikman and his fondue planner. You've got to be kidding me. Wow, that's really good stuff, dude. You know, I came up with an impression last night. This is going to be my snl.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay? We got a rap battle.

[Adam Devine]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, if he's from Boston.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Now get to the car.

[Blake Anderson]

It's on the yard.

[Ders]

You're not. Adam did a whole thing last night.

[Blake Anderson]

He really did practice this.

[Adam Devine]

Now get to the carts in the yard.

[Ders]

Yes, sir.

[Adam Devine]

We're here in Beantown. Okay, okay, okay.

[Ders]

What is.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, hold on. Dominic, that's really good.

[Blake Anderson]

Where's the Cheers bar?

[Ders]

We need to get down the stairs.

[Adam Devine]

Get to the coast. It's in the yard. We're here in Beantown.

[Ders]

It's good.

[Adam Devine]

Have you seen Kindergarten Cop? Boston Kids. Yeah, okay, we're all doing really, really good. Yeah, we're firing on.

[Ders]

And you look the part, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, thank you.

[Ders]

A withered old musk bodybuilder.

[Adam Devine]

I am. Dude, I feel that the amount of. For whatever reason, very dehydrated here in. In New Orleans. It's hot, it's muggy, it's misty. Your.

[Blake Anderson]

All of the alcohol that hit the.

[Ders]

Press, was that in the Gazette?

[Adam Devine]

I read that on the New Orleans Times front page. No thanks.com was reporting about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, good.

[Ders]

What is no thanks.com?

[Adam Devine]

Is that real fake website I used to close out the joke?

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, cool.

[Adam Devine]

Loose butthole.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

This is Matt Rogers from Los Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Hey, Bowen, it's gift season. Ugh, stressing me out. Why are all the people I love so hard to shop for like me?

[Ders]

Exactly, honey.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Ders]

Psst.

[Blake Anderson]

She wants a pair of stilettos. Or best gifts for me that were so thoughtful, I really shouldn't have. Dying to see what those are. And you won't believe their prices. Just wait till you see what else is in there. It's basically a one stop shop for everyone. You know, I started bookmarking half the list for myself. Honestly, this is the guy for the 2025 holiday gifting season. Check out the guide on marshalls.com it's giving gifts gift the good stuff at Marshalls.

[Sophie Cunningham]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Sophie Cunningham]

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[Blake Anderson]

Trainer games on Prime Video January 8th. Watch the trailer on trainergames.com so let's get in touch with your sensitive side. Okay. Is there like any, any, like, film that makes you cry? You get emotional watching.

[Adam Devine]

Would you say film? That's a great question, bro. I'm, I'm thinking. I'm, I'm going through my head. Moana was real good. Never saw it.

[Blake Anderson]

Is there a guaranteed tear jerker for Tyreek? You put it on.

[Adam Devine]

Well, do you have one? I don't have a guaranteed tear jerker.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Yeah, absolutely. What's that? Space one with China Face Jam. Matthew.

[Adam Devine]

Space jam. Space jam one at the too. For me, it's the first because I'm.

[Ders]

Like, I wish this was one.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Bron. Sorry, bro. No, there's too much testosterone. He's not crying during.

[Ders]

We love Lebron, but.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, what are you gonna do? So no film has ever made you cry, bro. Okay, here. Do you have a favorite musical, like theater? Like, do you watch live theater?

[Ders]

What is going on over there?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, see, these are low T questions.

[Adam Devine]

These are low T questions coming from a low tea. I ain't gonna lie. So I recently just cried when. When my wife g to our daughter. Great answer, great answer, great answer.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that your. Is that your first child?

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, but it's a dad moment.

[Adam Devine]

But yeah, but check this out. I couldn't control it and it just came out of nowhere. I was trying to be tough in.

[Ders]

That moment because it was. It was a room full of people.

[Adam Devine]

And it just happened. I just cried.

[Ders]

If you try not to cry, isn't that when you cry?

[Adam Devine]

Did you guys cry when your wives gave. Gave birth?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, absolutely. Yes. My tears flow freely with me.

[Ders]

You didn't cry? No.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, I. Yeah, He's a robot, though.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he's like, serial killer friend.

[Ders]

He's so. He's too high.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Ders]

My testosterone's too high.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if that's the case.

[Ders]

I didn't cry.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Honors is.

[Ders]

Yeah, he's cried during the circumcisions.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, okay.

[Ders]

I was like, okay, I'm holding the little hand. I'm like, I'm with you. I'm with you, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we're convinced he's got some bodies buried somewhere, and he's just not letting people know.

[Ders]

Anything's possible.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

What is something you wouldn't want to eat? Like, a thousand Oreos or like, something.

[Blake Anderson]

Where you're like, what are you saying?

[Adam Devine]

No, dude, like, that old.

[Blake Anderson]

Cuz I feel like I've seen you eat, like, sheep brains.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, I did cow brains one time.

[Blake Anderson]

That's what it was.

[Ders]

It was rough.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's gnarly.

[Ders]

And so they sent me the recipe.

[Adam Devine]

On that, and they were, like, supposed.

[Ders]

To be, like, sauteed, and they didn't.

[Adam Devine]

Cook them like that at all. It was just a skull with.

[Blake Anderson]

They were like.

[Ders]

I was like, no, you're all doing. They're like, like, veiny and metallic tasting, and people. People are barfing. So I just ate one more than the second place.

[Blake Anderson]

That sounds like a fun time.

[Adam Devine]

What did Andy Reed say to them to light their ass on fire? Hey, Pat, wipe your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore.

[Ders]

No, there's dirt all over your dick.

[Adam Devine]

Dirt all over your dick, Patrick.

[Blake Anderson]

I know we got dicks in the dirt.

[Ders]

And then. And then right out of the gate.

[Adam Devine]

It was like, more dicks and dirt right back in the dirt.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a ostrich head.

[Ders]

What do they call it? Aerating the soil. Yeah, they were just, you know, walk around, you see it looks like goose everywhere, but somebody just went through with one of those things.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It was an absolute, absolute brutal beatdown.

[Blake Anderson]

We should.

[Ders]

If I could describe it, it was like his dick was in the.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you. There's no other way to put it.

[Ders]

Ye.

[Adam Devine]

The thing was, they were at Costco, and they would then, like, judge things at Costco. And they got. They go, we got the big chocolate chunk. How many booms does this get? And they go, buy booms. And then they go, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Blake Anderson]

Boom.

[Adam Devine]

Boom.

[Ders]

I like how you guys are like, you're probably too old or I got, like, shit to do. I mean, what are we talking about?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, and I get that. And I get that. Get that. But, dude, they were the biggest stars at the super bowl, and I'm not kidding.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I. I wish them well.

[Adam Devine]

Everyone from security guards. Yeah. And they're very nice people. They were in my suite, and it was so funny. Dude, that's so funny. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk, and I'm like, give me a kiss. Can I take a photo with you guys? Or, like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, okay. And then they go. They grabbed a chocolate chip cookie, and we're like, we got.

[Blake Anderson]

Got the.

[Adam Devine]

The chocolate chunk. Adam, how many booms does it get? And I'm like, oh, yeah. Three booms. And it's three booms. I said three, but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to.

[Blake Anderson]

That's like a huge disk.

[Adam Devine]

It's a huge dis.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, three boons is like calling something total garbage.

[Ders]

I didn't know, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I thought three. I thought three was the number.

[Ders]

Three seems fair.

[Blake Anderson]

You kind of see, like, them, like, start to, like, go haywire. They're like, wait, he said three boom. We're still gonna give it five boom.

[Ders]

You don't know the rules.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

And then they still gave it five booms, even after I said the three booms. I was a little confused. I did three booms, and then they added more booms.

[Ders]

I was like, oh, you know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you, God.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, Fat Joe, over here.

[Ders]

Fat Joe, over here.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. I looked at myself in the mirror last night, and I'm like, you fat son of a. Jesus Christ.

[Ders]

I'm watching, like, the podcast back a little bit, and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me, dude.

[Adam Devine]

My. My underwear. The elastic in my underwear is struggling.

[Blake Anderson]

Gave up folding.

[Ders]

Say I quit, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

We got our dicks knocked in the dirt, dude.

[Ders]

But you know what?

[Blake Anderson]

We're back in L. True. We're back in la. We're back eating our vegetables, right? Drinking smoothies.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know, dude.

[Ders]

I had a.

[Adam Devine]

Have.

[Ders]

I had a vegetable.

[Blake Anderson]

It is a big come.

[Ders]

You know what I was drinking the whole time, even in New Orleans was that AG1 shit that had me barfing that had me resetting pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at you.

[Adam Devine]

Total fucking nerd. That's why you don't like. That's why you don't like New Orleans, dude. Is you didn't give yourself completely to it.

[Ders]

I mean, I had fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but you had the AG One, dude. You got to give yourself, boy, completely to Newport levels.

[Ders]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Give.

[Adam Devine]

Love to the belly of the beast.

[Ders]

My body is my pimple.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, we'll give you that.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Blake Anderson]

I kind of get it.

[Ders]

And pops.

[Blake Anderson]

Props, baby.

[Adam Devine]

My family is. Is. Is all coming in for Bo's birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. Rookie year, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Yep. Bo's rookie year.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

And they're all coming in. My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house. I didn't talk about this on the podcast.

[Ders]

My house.

[Adam Devine]

There was a home invasion. It's.

[Ders]

It's still. Yep. It's. There's still legal. There's still legal talk. We. We can't really get into the details.

[Adam Devine]

But get into it. I mean, I can. Because there's not legal talk. There's not even legal talk to.

[Ders]

It's still an open case.

[Adam Devine]

It's still an open case. It's not.

[Blake Anderson]

It's over. They said. They said you're.

[Adam Devine]

The cops were like, we're not even.

[Ders]

Coming out, but let's throw it out there.

[Adam Devine]

There.

[Ders]

You know these guys who robbed you watch the show.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You know, they're so.

[Adam Devine]

Guys. Disappointed. You're disappointed.

[Ders]

In.

[Adam Devine]

In the hall. You.

[Ders]

You.

[Blake Anderson]

You came.

[Adam Devine]

You saw. You. You took a bunch of it Took, like, some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this out of my house. I didn't want this. This sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, maybe it was an act of kindness.

[Adam Devine]

They were. They were in and out in under eight minutes. They disconnected my security system.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha.

[Adam Devine]

I'm back up and running. But it's like I. It's like a whole thing. Dude.

[Ders]

That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

They. They smashed this, like, picture window, so I got to get that replaced. They kicked in a door, so that's annoying. It's mostly just annoying ass. It sucks, dude.

[Sophie Cunningham]

That's.

[Adam Devine]

I. Thieves are the worst. Like, what? Garbage people?

[Blake Anderson]

I hate thieves.

[Ders]

Blake, do you think you could talk to Anderson Windows? Blake?

[Blake Anderson]

I could. I could maybe.

[Ders]

Do you have an in over there for my guy?

[Blake Anderson]

I might be related. I don't know. Let me. Let me put in a couple. McCall or Isaac.

[Adam Devine]

I don't even know what that means, dude. What's Anderson Windows.

[Ders]

Huge window company.

[Blake Anderson]

Window company.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I didn't know.

[Ders]

It's like Empire Carpets of windows.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, damn. Look at this, bro. Dropping some.

[Ders]

It's like the Toyota of cars. Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, by the way, I don't. Empire.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. Anderson.

[Ders]

You know, Empire carpets.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't bet out.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, is that a carpet company?

[Blake Anderson]

I.

[Adam Devine]

That didn't register.

[Ders]

You don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s, and I know.

[Adam Devine]

That jingle, but I don't remember them being carpet. I have no.

[Ders]

I also didn't think they were a Chicago land.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

So that's why, you know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ders]

And then they went national and they added the 8005 8.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, Blake, where's that button that you should be hitting right now? Which one? I think you got to hit it, Adam.

[Ders]

He's mesmerized by what I'm talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

He can't.

[Adam Devine]

But if. Because the audience is thinking this right now. Blake, hit him with it.

[Blake Anderson]

Finish him.

[Adam Devine]

No, sir, I don't like it. No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't hear the lead in sentence.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no. I think.

[Ders]

Who Just look on this button fish.

[Adam Devine]

When he was talking, I feel like.

[Blake Anderson]

You should say, please don't stop the music.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, dude, sue, you look at the chat.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Adam Devine]

It's a bagel.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm ready.

[Adam Devine]

I'm ready, I'm ready.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's like the Einstein brothers of bagels.

[Adam Devine]

Blake, if there's a. So bl. So he just finished the story, and I think you should hit this button because these. What the audience is thinking.

[Blake Anderson]

Who cares?

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Ders]

Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you for teeing that up.

[Adam Devine]

Why didn't you cry about.

[Blake Anderson]

My bad.

[Ders]

Hey, if you. If you do care, slide into Adam's. You lose. So you've been robbed twice. You've had your car stolen. He's a mark.

[Adam Devine]

Yep, I'm a mark.

[Ders]

Dude, you've had many people's cars broken into outside your house.

[Blake Anderson]

I love LA.

[Adam Devine]

I love you. Yeah, dude, IA is Iowa. My brain doesn't work. Dude.

[Ders]

You can take him.

[Blake Anderson]

Your dick is still in the dark. You.

[Ders]

You might have a full shrimp from that po boy that swam upstream in your. Dude, it's.

[Adam Devine]

My brain is so like. Thank God we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fucking fried. My brain was melted.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you have any raw oysters?

[Adam Devine]

Of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, cool. Yeah, I was just wondering if you ever got around to that.

[Ders]

This is Adam Devine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm a cool dude.

[Ders]

I'll take care of this.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

Way to go.

[Blake Anderson]

And then.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now. It sucks.

[Ders]

Do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place?

[Adam Devine]

They were in and out so fast, dude, I got their license plate. I have the footage of their license plate. I saw them, so I called the police. I'm like, oh, I got the. I got the dirt on them. And they go, we can't. A police officer. Officer has to.

[Ders]

We can't stop them. No.

[Adam Devine]

Has to come to the house to file a police report. And I go, okay, cool. Send them out.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, nah. And we're not doing that.

[Adam Devine]

And then they go, they can't today. They're busy. We're fire stuff, right? And I go, okay, what? Can I schedule something, like, so I can be here? And they. They. They're like, yeah, I would recommend calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes, honey, they're not coming. And I'm like, what? And they're like, they're not. It'll be a month probably before they can come out.

[Ders]

Honey.

[Adam Devine]

She was very sweet to me, dude.

[Ders]

You should sue her for calling you honey.

[Adam Devine]

She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey, they're not gonna come.

[Ders]

You could have the key to the city.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, oh, okay.

[Ders]

Do not come here. How about this? How about we, speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling up on these dudes vigilante style?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm good.

[Ders]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm good.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Ders]

Armed with only this question.

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha, bitch.

[Adam Devine]

Why, dog. Why?

[Ders]

Why?

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Ders]

Huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Because struggling to make ends with me.

[Ders]

You robbed my house, and I just wanted to know why.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's hard out here. Hard out here for a pimp.

[Ders]

I'm going to work. Okay. Will you answer me after work as.

[Adam Devine]

To why they don't work? They rob houses, dude. Tell you what. That first go around, I didn't feel it by that second one. Baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's when the. That's when you start doing the splits.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, that is. And you tore your stomach air. My groin, bruh.

[Ders]

Somebody help me.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, it does. It hurts to take deep breaths today, but I don't need to take deep breaths, okay?

[Blake Anderson]

Just take little baby ones.

[Ders]

So. Shattered pelvis.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, cool. I look forward to that.

[Adam Devine]

The sternum.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm looking forward to that. Is that to promote?

[Ders]

And. And you're just. You're doing this because you're pushing Final season Righteous gemstones.

[Adam Devine]

The righteous gemstones. Final season, baby. Season four. Yes.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Season four. I'm very gay. Gay, very gay.

[Ders]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I know which. Do it.

[Adam Devine]

My wife watched the trailer, and she's like, wow, you're so gay. You're so gay. And I'm like, yeah, my character is fully out now. And she's like, well, did you have to go that day? And I'm like, well, I don't know that. My cousin, when he came out, he went from zero to gay hero, like, overnight.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow, dude, that feels good. Yeah, it feels good to be out of the closet.

[Ders]

It's a. You shed.

[Adam Devine]

You shed the strange shed. Your hetero shed shell. Yes, it's gone.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Ders]

We. We did this in. In Game over, man, with Blake's character.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Yes.

[Ders]

By the end of the film, there was a freedom.

[Adam Devine]

Freedom to it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Like a feel. Freeness.

[Adam Devine]

There might have been a few think pieces about it, but, yes, there is a freedom.

[Ders]

I know. They're like, why does he have to be gay? I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't even have to be anything. Nobody has to be straight.

[Adam Devine]

No one has to be anything.

[Ders]

Who gives a.

[Adam Devine]

You love him. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sick of think pieces. Like, just some guy that works at some dumbass blog magazine, I guess, or it used to be a magazine. Now it's only online because magazines don't exist. And it's just him having to think about having to have a think piece. I'm a dumbass.

[Ders]

He's got to get the clicks. Got to get the clicks. He's got to drum up the base.

[Blake Anderson]

So many people are thinking it's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Too much.

[Ders]

By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that you went so gay on the show so that, like, whenever Chloe's like, oh, you're so gay, you could be like, why don't you straighten me out once you make me not gay? Thank you. Thank you. Once you straighten me out.

[Adam Devine]

Blake. Perfect.

[Ders]

You.

[Adam Devine]

I've been. I've been dropping some bombs here earlier. Sluggish, ruggish, bone. Straighten me out. I get. I get no points.

[Blake Anderson]

Three. Three. Three.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, that.

[Ders]

Straight me out.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry. I. I was just laughing at the thought of you telling your wife to straighten you out. That's why you took the role.

[Ders]

Well, baby, it's not why he took. It's why he's anted.

[Adam Devine]

Well, dude, Danny's so damn funny. He goes, my character was a closeted gay man from the very first episode. And I asked him the first episode. He's like, I Don't know. I don't know if you are or not. And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more are out there, you know?

[Ders]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Gay. And you. You pull that, that curtain back, and Danny swears to God, he's like, you know, I didn't know that you were going to be gay. It was how you played it. And your relationship with Tony Cavallo.

[Ders]

There you go.

[Adam Devine]

And then it brought. It brought it out in the writers room. We just wrote to. To what you guys were doing, and I'm like, what, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he just saw you guys working out, like, on off days, and he's like, yeah, I think I know where to take this character.

[Adam Devine]

Well, dude, you got to have a workout, but, buddy, you gotta have a workout, buddy.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Ders]

Right. Well, and it was cool. Adam would take his hand and. And lead him to the next rack or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you don't have to hold hands in the gym.

[Ders]

Come over here. We're gonna do some preacher curls.

[Blake Anderson]

Spot me.

[Adam Devine]

Preacher curls, boys.

[Blake Anderson]

Spot me again.

[Ders]

You're just.

[Blake Anderson]

You're just getting a smoothie. Spot me, though.

[Ders]

Yes. Why are there two straws in this smoothie? Just easier, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Relax, stupid.

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[Ders]

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[Adam Devine]

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