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Troy
Oh, what's this? Saloon de West Kootenays. The traveler from the east, having nary an inkling of what could be in store for him, walked headlong into saloon to West Coutneys with all of his marbles still in his head.
Max
Hello. I'll have a pint sealed to play.
Troy
Oh, of course, stranger. New in town?
Max
Yes.
Troy
Is it that obvious? Well, you're wearing a tailor made suit, camel skin loafers, and a grin that looks like it's used to mummy's nipples. The traveler from the east stared blankly at the barkeep, uncertain of how to explain that he no longer suckled at his mummy's golden teat.
Max
I actually no longer suckle at mummy's golden teat, I'll have you know. Bucket.
Troy
Have you had your newcomer spanking yet? The traveler from the east did not care for the way the barkeep said spanking.
Max
I have not had a spanking in a long time, good sir.
Troy
Patrons, we have a newcomer in need of the newcomers welcome spanking. The newcomer's welcome spanking was reserved for this exact type of personality. A newcomer with a zeal and zest for romantic new ventures.
Max
I actually don't want to be spanked.
Troy
I'll go first. Newcomer.
Max
Ooh.
Sean
Oh.
Troy
No need to shuffle and push around, guys. Everyone gets a turn. The spanking went on until every patron had a turn. The newcomer didn't like it. He loved it. The welcome he what he received from the people of the West Coutneys was the kindest he ever received. The newcomer went on to deliver newspapers for a number of years before fatally succumbing to gelt.
Sean
The views and opinions expressed in the following episode of this Week in the West Kootenays do not necessarily reflect those held by BC legend Steve Nash. Listener discretion is advised.
Max
This Week in the West Coopies. Welcome to this Week in the West Coopenies. Too loud. Apologies. There haven't been very many episodes lately of this program and that's due to time. Time, time. And I have none of it. You have none of it probably either. So if you're looking for more of the ads and things that we make. So I guess I have time for something. We have a new podcast called People's Commercial Radio. And it's not for the queasy of of the membrane, but it's out there if you want to check it out. People's Commercial Radio. You know what we got today? Max, what do you know on the show Today is Max. Max is a member of the Aditz he's also a member of Severed Arm and Reality Trap. He recently produced. That's right, He's a producer as well. He produced Bitter Washed, Bandit of Rossland, as you probably know. And right now he's producing some toaster tracks. What else cool. Does Max do well? Fucking lots. He's produced more than 8,000 podcast episodes of all varieties. And he still does it, if you have one. He's the guy. This is his debut as a guest on a podcast. Are you looking to trade tapes, perhaps? Well, I've traded tapes. Them. He trades tapes online. You want to have a concert? Well, Max will sort that out. He also runs a record label. Wow. Who is this guy? Well, let's chat about it. Let's find out, eh? Let's talk about it.
Troy
And now the extraordinary. The one of a kind. The one. Max.
Max
Yeah, here, I want to do an experiment. Yeah, sure, go ahead. I want to have like an old movie playing there.
Sean
Sure.
Max
Silent.
Sean
We can come.
Max
Yeah, Police Academy. Police Academy.
Sean
First one.
Max
So good.
Sean
I haven't seen that in like 20 years.
Max
Me neither. I'm halfway through.
Sean
Last time I saw that was probably within French because when I was watching movies as a kid, it was dubbed in French.
Max
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sean
All those I'm.
Max
And the jokes would work, man, I.
Sean
Think the jokes, it was amazing. Like some of those old movies, I still want to watch them in French because it's like what I grew up with, like Ghostbusters, if I can. Like, if I'm hanging out with my cousins back in Montreal, we get high and want to watch. Watch Ghostbuster. We watch it in French and then we recite the whole thing.
Max
First Ghostbusters.
Sean
Yeah, yeah, the first one. Yeah. The only one that really matters.
Max
Yeah. It's actually true. Same with this, I think.
Sean
Yeah, please, Academy. Yeah.
Max
Because you know what? I'm gonna mute it.
Sean
Is that him?
Max
Steve Gutenberg?
Sean
Yeah, that's Steve Gutenberg. Yeah. The big shot movie.
Max
This movie is of 19, what, 83 or 4?
Sean
Something like that.
Max
Something like that.
Sean
I was a young. I was a young man when that came out. Yeah.
Max
And I. I've never. I watched Police Academy six, 100 times before. I saw this. I loved it. Then I saw this. Man, it's filthy. You know, you think that we're making dirty jokes nowadays, like Mahoney sitting under the pulpit or whatever at this convention.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
With this prostitute I know how to see.
Sean
How do you get that? Wouldn't fly the name Commissioner Cubs.
Max
And he's getting just sucked off while he's under there because she thinks that's his client. So she's sucking him off and he's loving it. And then he looks back, Mahoney pokes his head out and waves.
Sean
Yeah, I know.
Max
Imagine that's like a traumatic experience.
Sean
I can't believe my dad tell me, like, watch those movies. I remember I was a kid, maybe like eight or nine years old, and he'd be like, I don't know. Oh, you should watch like, oh, the Goonies are coming on. You're gonna love that movie. And then I watch that. Or be like, oh, you should watch Police Academy. And then I was grow. Growing up a little bit. Some, like, late night film would go on. Oh, tonight's the Clockwork Orange. I remember going to see that in, like, 1971. You should watch that movie. And then they'll be like, oh, and.
Max
Then you watched it.
Sean
Yeah, yeah, watch it. Yeah. He told me about Space Odyssey as well. My dad apparently was into Kubrick a lot. So, yeah, he, like, that's amazing, man. Culture.
Max
And he goes, you guys, you have to see this. This is a life changer. Yeah, that's a big advantage, man.
Sean
Yeah, yeah. No, that was great. Well, growing up in Montreal was cool for that. I was surrounded with a lot of culture that I could tap into, like, easily. I kind of feel for my kids a little growing up, like, in a small town like here, because they won't have access. Well, it's not true. I. I shouldn't say that they'll still have access to it with the Internet, but I feel like growing up in a big city, like, I did, it was, like, benefit beneficial for, like, the culture that I, like, absorbed. I was like a sponge, like, drinking it in.
Max
Yeah, yeah, all of it. I know. I was thinking that the other day, and, like, man, my kids are gonna, like, know that there's mountains, they'll play in the river where they're not gonna, like, walk by an event happening and not know what was happening or not have a part of it.
Sean
Exactly.
Max
That's a different experience, man. It took me forever to get that experience, too. I was, like, 19 years old. I went to, like, a Christian concert.
Sean
Oh, wow.
Max
When I was 18 years old, my first concert, Christian. And I was like, ah, what's the hype about? You know?
Sean
Yeah. Jesus. But I was like, rock and roll as well as sa.
Max
The days, though, where you're like, oh, am I allowed to listen to this? Get my whack off. Everyone's got a bone or two, like, watching. Yeah. No wonder there's so much. So much stuff that goes on there.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
But, man. Yeah. Your kids grew up like this, The West Kootenays. How long have you lived here?
Sean
I'm going on six years now.
Max
Six years?
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Oh, in Castlegar?
Sean
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I landed in Pass Creek. Went from fucking downtown Montreal in the gay village to Pass Creek. That was quite a fucking change, man. Oh, ye. It was pretty intense. Like, flick the switch. It's like, all right, you're in nature now.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Instead of having. Oh, yeah, it was a good trip, but like, it turned into a bad trip pretty soon because not long after landing here, my wife and I split and she, like, filed for divorce. And so, yeah, turned into a nightmare pretty quick. But first, like, six months were really cool. Like, I was digging. Coming from the sea. I was done with the city. Oh, yeah. Everything. Music and all. Like, I was done. I was coming here to, like, just be. For.
Max
Grow a potato.
Sean
Yeah, exactly. Landon in Pass Creek. It was great. Instead of having, like, hobos going through my garbage. Those bears now and like that. So it was like. But yeah, it didn't last long there. Then it turned to. Then I moved to other Chenya and now I'm in Castle Guard proper.
Max
Yeah, it feels good.
Sean
Yeah, it feels good. Oh, yeah, I love it. It's my place here.
Max
I'm not.
Sean
I'm not going anywhere.
Max
Yeah. That's awesome.
Sean
You're. You're from here?
Max
No, no, I'm from, like, northern bc.
Sean
Norton.
Max
Yeah. But I came from Calgary. I was living there for 13 years.
Sean
Oh, yeah. So you know, city life.
Max
So I was done with the city too. Like, man, give me an airplane. Like, how sick of those sounds. We live, like, in a flight path.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Yeah. You're sitting outside and like, wait a sec. You know, just like in the movies. Hold on. Hold that thought for a minute.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
And then. All right, go ahead. And you just get used to it. But after a while, if you're not going to grow up like that, maybe you didn't.
Sean
Yeah. Planes and that must have sucked. I mean, I'm right by the train tracks here where I'm at, and that's kind of annoying.
Max
Is it annoying? Does he hoot his horn?
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Sean
Across the street while in the night. Like, sometimes he passes at like 1am it doesn't happen often, but at 1am and he has to blare those horns because there's no lights there.
Max
Oh.
Sean
So, yeah, it doesn't happen often late at night, but it happened a couple times. I remember being Woken up by. I was like, what the hell?
Max
It's like 1am well, and yell at it.
Sean
No, no, I wouldn't go yelling train. That's a bad idea.
Max
Oh, and I think I've always found those are really bad ideas to yell at something you have no control over.
Sean
Exactly.
Max
Like I've been doing it lately. Cuz I'm full of rage weather and like.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
And things. And I'm trying that weather temperate. But like my buddy, we were driving from Saskatchewan to Vancouver and he. There's a semi on the road and he got mad at it. So he fucking pulls out and goes in front and whatever. That fucking thing chased us for like 100km.
Sean
Oh wow.
Max
Right in front of us back.
Sean
Whoa.
Max
He was scared. He's white knuckling. And I'm like, I think this guy's serious. Just like the movie, that Steven Spielberg movie.
Sean
Yeah, with the truck.
Max
Yeah, the truck one.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
But he was like, what the fuck? But it was like he didn't do much to it, but he was mad at it wasn't cut it off sort of. And then was like, what's a Sammy gonna do? Well, Sammy's gonna like kill you.
Sean
Yeah, exactly. Wasn't there an old like movie with Mickey Rook with like evil trucks and like that like around the time of driven or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Max
And there's a Stephen King one. Well, that's Carrie or something.
Sean
Yeah, I know. That's Christine. Christine. That was my first Stephen King movie. And it's also John Carpenter movie, so.
Max
Oh yeah, right.
Sean
Yeah. It's not bad. I mean it's not. It holds up kind of like Police Academy.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
I don't know if we're gonna get caught by whoever like owns the right to Police Academy for saying. But I'm gonna say it one more time just to be sure. Police.
Max
Police Academy. This one, this one. I put it on because in one of these podcasts I actually ran into someone who was in this movie. She was like 60 years old and she's like. I'm like, oh, what part were you in? She's like the shower scene. Like she was talking to this guy about going to church. Shower scene's all nude.
Sean
Wow, everyone.
Max
There's so much nudity in here. Yeah, like. Yeah, a theater release.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
No, she's like, there's no way you'll know which one's me.
Sean
Those are like frat boys movies. That's like, that was the market like audience. They were going for porkies, National Lampoon and all those Amazing. But like now I watch some of.
Max
Them and are not funny, man.
Sean
Revenge of the Nerds. I. I used to love that movie, man, growing up, it was so good. And then you listen to that, you're like, what?
Max
Yeah, some age well and some don't know. That's why I like to check, go back in time and see have I changed?
Sean
Or just like the rose tinted glass of nostalgia.
Max
Why did they make this? Why did they make this movie like this? Like, who are they trying to please? Is always what I'm looking.
Sean
I was definitely the fucking like a frat boy crowd of like the 80s and shit.
Max
Yeah, college looked.
Sean
I don't know if it was like in the movies or like if you read books about that, but College in the 80s looked like it was wild. I think especially American college looked like it was some seriously wild.
Max
Yeah, like now, frick. They have like patrols at night and there's still guys that are like hooligans out there. Like not every woman is safe on campus now. Imagine when there were no cameras or security. Yeah, it's nuts to think about. So then they make these movies and I think Police Academy is like one of the first ones that's not completely like misogynistic. Is that the right word? Like there's like strong women, strong people of color. Every. Everyone's strong, I guess.
Sean
Yeah, I guess.
Max
Picking on a race. There's nothing in like that in here.
Sean
Everybody's a nudity.
Max
Everyone loves having sex. But there's like this. I guess there's misogyny.
Sean
There's some. They're playing on the stereotypes and I mean they were like aiming at them like 16, 18 year old teenagers. Like it just knocks on the door and they get a boner. Yeah, that. That's who they were going after. Yeah, that's the dollar they were looking for. Yeah, the horny teenager dollar. That's a good dollar.
Max
They'll spend it. They'll earn it.
Sean
No, spend the dollar bill. I'm just like doing the Bill Hicks routine about marketing. Oh, he's going after the horny teenager dollar. That's a good dollar. Good dollar.
Max
I've heard that before.
Sean
No, Bill Hicks.
Max
Yeah, it was teenager dollar.
Sean
It was the anniversary last week. I think of his passing. I think 35 years since Bill Hick passed. Yeah. What a genius that guy was.
Max
I gotta get to know that.
Sean
Yeah, you don't know Bill Hicks at all.
Max
I've heard the name.
Sean
Oh, man, it's like, it's really good. Like. Well, it's good and he gets like pissed off and angry and mean. But like, I don't know, it's some very. Like. He's one of the best.
Max
Yeah, I think that's one of my stand up comedy's become like, I'm not saying I'm not knocking it because I'm not good at it. Just because I failed doesn't mean I hate it.
Sean
No, no, of course. It's like if I would because I never made it in music.
Max
Yeah, yeah, imagine that. Yeah, it's become formulaic. Like, oh, it is pausing and. And topics.
Sean
And it's been jumping around like they're scared now they're not scared.
Max
And like when Carlin used to start, I don't think he knew when he would end or how it would end. He just knew like, certain points.
Sean
See, Bill Hicks is a lot like Carly, like saying the like blunt truth. Sometimes it's very unpleasant. Unpleasant. But he's gonna make it funny as well. Yeah, but he's giving it like Bill Hicks to like, the last couple tours he was literally dying of cancer. So he didn't give a. And this guy. I, I don't know. I saw that earlier this week on the Internet and I knew that too, but I was reminded of that like some other comic was talking about that it was, was actually like touring places like Alabama and like that where we'd go. Like, his material would be like confrontational for like, oh, yeah, those crowds and he would like berate them and absolutely, like be like outrageous and. Yeah, he was, he was great. He was great. And now people are saying he's Alex Jones was like told. But yeah, it's like this, this myth going around the Internet that like Bill Hick, like fake his dent and then became Alex Jones.
Max
Oh, it's crazy what goes on, man. Man, you could turn. If you have like it, you can rewrite a few pages of the Internet and say, hey, look at this, man. Turns out the Zodiac Killer.
Sean
It's John Tito the time travel. Yeah, John Tito.
Max
That's when the earth was. The earth was flat. But you know, like you could get into anything.
Sean
Is there, is there a lot of flatters around the Kootenay thing?
Max
I don't know.
Sean
There's a lot of people around though. Yeah, there's a lot of.
Max
Oh, that's hilarious.
Sean
Around here.
Max
Yeah, there, man, there's all sorts of people.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Like there's a banner, like when you were from living in Calgary, you think you're going to the Kootenays, so you're going to someplace weird. Where everyone's like kind of pulling together to create, like an experience. It's just like the tourist way of thinking of it. Then you get here and it's like, man, everyone's like, kind of pulling apart in a weird way.
Sean
It kind of is.
Max
And like, there over here, trails. I thought trail was the same as casting or House Nelson, but it wildly. Half an hour down the road.
Sean
Oh, yeah. That's wild.
Max
And that is something I didn't expect.
Sean
Yeah. I remember when I moved here, I was telling people like, B.C. and the West Kootenays, like a big Grateful Dead concert. That's what it felt like. A bunch of high hippies everywhere. Time trip.
Max
That's what I thought too.
Sean
And then Covid happened and everybody just went berserk.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Sean
Was that. Well, around here, I felt like, I, I, I don't know, man.
Max
You're here before and after.
Sean
Yeah, I mean, I'm not like, on anybody for their opinion as far as I'm concerned. They're allowed to have whatever opinion they want, but I'm allowed to think they're morons for it. So it's fair game as far as I'm concerned. But still, I felt like that was like they were coming out of the woodworks. I was surprised at how many, like, people don't believe in none of that. That was very, like, divisive.
Max
And oh yeah, it's probably not going.
Sean
To like, I was starting a battle around that and we had like to let go while the guy was all right, it was a good player, but he's weirdo about that. And we're like, sorry, you're gone. But that band all together was. Yeah, that was incredibly bad.
Max
Experience.
Sean
Experience. Oh, geez. That was my first band getting back in.
Max
And you're like, oh, yeah.
Sean
After five years break when I moved here, like I was saying earlier, I was like, oh, it's done. I was playing drums at my place every day, like over records. But I was like, done with bands and like that. So I started this band to see if I was, like, still into it five years later. And it happened to be like the worst hardship ever. But it kind of made me realize that, yeah, I was still up for it if I was willing to put pull up with that. And then I found the adits. And then it became uncomplicated.
Max
So, yeah, like minded. I think that was like, it. It's probably, probably good in a way. Covid happened at certain things, certain times for people.
Sean
Hey, yeah.
Max
Oh, you see? Oh, that's who you Are. And sometimes it was extremely inconvenient.
Sean
Yeah, it was shady.
Max
Well, my dad's like that. Or you're. Oh, man. My uncle. Holy crap. I didn't know he was.
Sean
People like shown. Shown their true colors, I think.
Max
Do you think, like bring it back to music. Do you think there's a resurgence of.
Sean
Music then around here? Passion now around here. I'm telling you, there's something happening right now. Right now it's happening. I can feel it. I can feel it. And I'm not the only one saying that. I. I'm working with Bitter Wash of Rosten right now recording an album and Austin and that band saying the same thing. Trevor. I started a new band with Trevor as well. We're all feeling like something's happening. Like Lashan, the guitar player in Severed Arm was saying that too. He feels like since Covid's done all those like small scenes that wouldn't really have like mingled together before because, oh, those guys are weird. They like win the crowd in the castle now we just don't give a. We all get together, we start bands. There's Nelson and Nelson that are booking shows. We have Toaster around here, like gig constantly. I mean it's all different kind of music. Doesn't really like fit all together, but everybody's doing something, everybody's pulling shows and yeah, maybe.
Max
Oh wow. We're almost all the same. Maybe that's why I'm not getting.
Sean
And it's what it should be about as well. I mean, that's one thing I hated about big cities. This was like scenes and shit. Like, yeah, we're just cremo bands and we're just like sticking together. And even a place where in Montreal you have to have like the like language divide. Like it's French and English a lot in Montreal. So the French scene, like, I'm French Canadian. I wouldn't really play shows with like the English band or very little. And like we wouldn't really start bands together. Some would, some wouldn't. But it's like this weird divide and shit around here. It doesn't really matter. So I feel like it's great. I feel like something is really happening right now, music wise, artistically. Like kids are starting bands and shit like that. We played in Weimer two Fridays ago and there was a lot of like 18, 19 year old kids there. It was great. It was really great. I was like, shit.
Max
I haven't seen much of that. Yeah, I guess I'll just go to the. Not an all ages show if you have an all ages show. There's kids showing up now, eh?
Sean
I guess so. That's what I want to do. That's all I want to do all age shows. Like I'm. I don't want to say I'm done with playing bars because it's not true. But yeah, that's. I want kids. That's who I want, man.
Max
Like, they need something to do.
Sean
I'm old, I'm grumpy and.
Max
Hey guys, here's why I'm old and grumpy.
Sean
Exactly. Like I, I know one thing in life and it's rock. And I want to bring it to like kids. Like, I want them, like, to. It's not just about tick tock and YouTube. Like just pick up a guitar, a drum, whatever, and you're angry at your mom and dad, start a band and yell about it. And instead of, I don't know, I don't know what kids do these days. I feel like I'm talking a little bit through my ass right now.
Max
I feel that way too. Instead of picking up a gun, pick up a guitar.
Sean
Exactly right.
Max
And then y'all like, man, that'll probably do it. Instead of actually going to jail for something.
Sean
Exactly. It certainly did it for me. I mean, yeah, get up there, cringe. When I think about the songs I was writing when I was 16 years old. But man, if I didn't have that, I wouldn't be sitting here.
Max
Guys like you are supporting, supportive of kids like that.
Sean
Sure.
Max
Like men. And, and they don't know anybody's support. So they're gonna go, hey, man, I can scream about my worst experiences in my life into a microphone in front of people. Tell them. Exactly true. And they'll support me.
Troy
Yeah.
Max
And they'll cheer.
Troy
Yeah.
Sean
And.
Max
And you'll be like, wow, good job.
Sean
Exactly. I'll be, I'll be there as. As much as I can.
Max
That's funny.
Sean
I'm talking like, I'm this big, like, proponent of this scene, but I got it.
Max
But you know a bunch of guys who are too.
Sean
Yeah, I know. But I gotta be honest that sometimes I just stay at home instead of going at shows because I've been to so many shows in my life that like, at some point I'm just like, it's work. So I don't want to go like I, I should, I don't support, like, I should too. And. But I mean, still like kids starting bands. Like, we're playing in Weimer, March 18 and Bucket. Those guys are kids from the soccer college in Music. Music. And they're starting a band.
Max
No way.
Sean
Yeah, yeah. And we. We had them on, like, they know, like, people in Bitter Wash and stuff. And I was like, yeah, sure, let's have like, young. I want young bands to play with us. Like, I. I have, like, I feel like I have some. I don't want to sound pretentious, but I have, like, some stuff to give out. Like, I want to show them.
Max
You do.
Sean
I don't know.
Max
You produce. You could produce. You know what the sound is. Like, that's a huge thing for kids. This guy can produce.
Sean
And it's technical skills or anything. I just want to show them that, like, there's. There's worth. And committing yourself to, like, something holy, like, your whole self. Like, when I make music, like when I committed myself to make music, that's all I wanted to do. And that's all I. Well, it's not all I did. I did some other stuff, but that's what I like. There's worth in committing yourself to, like, a endeavor like that.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
At some point it pays off. Like, when you spend a 10,000 hours playing that instrument, at some point you're gonna be good. There's no. There's no other way around it. Yeah, there's no other way around it. And there's good. There's good, like, YouTube. It's there to, like, show kids, whatever. Like, I don't like that band Polyphia, but that guy is doing like, some crazy innovative with guitars that are making kids notice and they want to pick up a guitar. Remember the last time that happened? That was when Guitar. Guitar Hero came out.
Max
Yeah, Guitar Hero.
Sean
That was great for music.
Max
Thinking about Guitar Hero today. Guitar Hero 1 and 2.
Sean
The game sucked. I hated it.
Max
Oh, but the songs in the first two. Holy crap. That's why they played, man.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Megadeth's the last song. Like Holy War.
Sean
Yeah, exactly.
Max
Wars. What was it, hangar 18?
Sean
Yeah, something like that.
Max
Like, and then you're learning. You're listening to a guy, like.
Sean
Exactly. It's one of the greatest songs you've already heard. And wailing away.
Max
Wailing away. And you're doing it with them. And I, you know, man, and my.
Sean
Point with that is that, like, they started with this toy and then they were like, oh, rock and metal is cool.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Let's start a real band. Let's get real instruments and get three chords together, make a racket and have some fun.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Like, the thing is, like, if you start doing that and you get at it at some Point. You'll start playing shows in your town. Then you go a little bit outside of your. Your town. Before you know it, you're in the next province over. You're making friends for life and getting experiences that you're proud of, never forget.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
So. And it's. That's what I want to teach my kids. That's why I try, when. Whenever I can, to bring them with me when I play shows. Like when we did the jalopy thing, like, they were with me. Liam came and played on stage with us. I want to teach to them that there's, like, there's a community where. Where this stuff is happening. Like, there's a scene. Like, people stick together. We all do shits together. Like, everybody put their hand at, like, pull making that event together. Like the whole place. The kids were selling merch and it was great. Yeah, it was great.
Max
Party, man.
Sean
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm kind of hijacking the whole thing.
Max
It should be.
Sean
It's my first time on a podcast after 8, 000 episodes.
Max
8, 000 episodes of editing.
Sean
Editing. That's like. That's an average. It's probably a little bit more than that. I've been doing that six, seven years now. So. Yeah, at one point, I was doing 19 shows a week.
Max
Holy crap.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Shows a week. So they would send you like an hour, two hours of stuff? Well, no, you listen to it.
Sean
Yeah, yeah. Really over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rarely over an hour, but yeah, listen to the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. It was. Yeah, it was something.
Max
Yeah, that's something. I feel your brain is full of something.
Sean
Yeah. Well, man, whenever I finish, like every edited episode, I feel like I want to slap the people I just edited. Yeah, it's bad, man.
Max
How many are entertaining where you're like, man, I can't wait till that person sends me one.
Sean
Not a whole lot.
Max
Is it about, like, tire rod ends. Like, this is how you make a tie rod in.
Sean
Yeah, I think at this point, it's beyond. It's beyond the point. But yeah, it was bare some very boring subject or stuff I have no interest in. Like, I have one. It's not true that I have no interest in, but. And that's beyond the point. My opinion of their show shouldn't matter because no. Something else, which is making it sound good. But there's one. It's like heavily Christian.
Max
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's what I'm talking about. Like, I could listen to someone talk about cars and I'd learn all about cars in the most boring way maybe, but, like, something you don't agree with or something that's like, judgmental towards other people. I don't know if I'd be. How far would you take it? Like, how bad does it have to be until you're like, nah, there was one.
Sean
There was one show I was doing. Thankfully, I'm not doing anymore, but. Oh, the cassette was rewinding.
Max
I'll just keep it going. That's not a good. What does that sound, man?
Sean
Yeah, it sounds like a fan. There was one. There was one show where when the pandemic hit, they started veering into, like, right, right, right wing. They were American, like, living in Florida. Like, they were going that way. And I gotta admit that, like, I was taking the money regardless. I mean, it was. It was veering on the point where it was getting uncomfortable. Like, I was not. It was not sitting well with me that I was taking the money. But at the same time, I was looking at their stats and they were reaching maybe five people a week with a show. So it's like they're not doing a whole lot of damage there if they're doing any damages to themselves. Like, sounding like a bunch of morons, but still, like, yeah, they were paying me good money for. And I was editing that stuff and like, I had. I was like, okay, man, I just. Wrong. This is ridiculous. Like, right wing Christian. Like, they were, like, supporting this, like, American preacher was like some really, like, weird out there that was not sitting well with me. But I needed the money, so I was still taking it. So I guess I'm some sort of epoch. Epoch. I'm a bit of a hypocrite with that, but whatever. That's how far I'd be willing to take it. Thankfully they, like, decided to call it a day.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
At some point. And I didn't. Like, I was not like, oh, you should stick around. And I was like, okay, cool.
Max
Thank you.
Sean
If we ever decide to, like, resume the podcast. And was like, yeah, sure. Like, yeah, send me an email. I'll see my schedule. I'll probably never do that again. But yeah, that's how far I would be willing to take it.
Max
That's.
Sean
It depends. I mean, it's not my job.
Max
You don't know where they're coming. They're not coming out of a place of, like, trying to hurt people.
Sean
Those guys. Those guys were fearing. On the hateful. It was. It was. No, I was. It was not sitting well with me. Is enough so that I reached out to, like, Some other people I work with or other editor to ask their advice. I was like, how would you feel about that? And send them like snippets and. And they were all agreeing with me that yeah, if you don't feel cool with it, you shouldn't do it. But at the same time, I needed the money.
Max
Yeah, man. What? Yeah, two hands, man.
Sean
If they were reaching, I don't know, a hundred thousand people per episode, I would have probably walked out of that and say, I don't want to be involved with that. Should or have anything attached to that. Exactly. But they were reaching maybe five people a week. It was a. To. It's a terrible podcast, but that's beyond the point. Again, I'm not, I'm not supposed to judge. It's the same thing when I record a band. Doesn't matter if I like the band or not. It's not my, it's not my job or my point. It's just like I'm there to capture and make it sound like, like they are. So. But yeah, yeah, that's good, man. I, I did, I did a lot of real estate podcasts. That was. Yeah, I would have rather went to the dentist sometimes.
Max
That's not.
Sean
I still do.
Max
I don't know, man.
Sean
I still do one. A real estate podcast. He's a guy about cult man, real estate.
Max
A little bit.
Sean
Those people are sharks, man. That's what I was finding out. They are sharks.
Max
I was reading about like someone said, like, man, it's like a multi level marketing because you're like, you're a realtor, your top realtor, you bring in a couple other realtors. Like you bring a couple of realtors.
Sean
Oh yeah, it's very popular. Medical. And not, not only that, but like.
Max
The fees are incredible.
Sean
Yeah. Oh, they make a lot of money. And those guys, like I was saying, they go to like the city registry and pull up lists of like people that have like payments problem with their property, their land or like divorces and. And they go prey on those people after that. Sharks. Oh yeah, I was. I hate realistic because one, I don't understand anything about it and I, and I'm like. And two, then I did like about 200 episodes with those guys. And after 200, it's mostly like a. They sell. It's like a real estate mastermind or something like that. So it's like those big players that come in and like shake their Rolexes and look how much money I made out of like foreclosure and like that. They prey on People not being able to pay their bills and, like, losing their houses. And shouldn't they, like, brag about it after pats in the back and all, man, oh, my God, this is happening.
Max
They're like, yeah, this place has a homeless problem.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
You know, you might not want to live down here. You can try this house. In the meantime, they kicked them all over again.
Sean
You know, it was not really hateful. They were paying good, so I was fine with it. I mean, I'm kind of like, a bit of a hypocrite.
Max
I don't agree with it. Yeah, well, I get it. 100.
Sean
At first, I was working exclusively for women as well.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Sean
First three years, all my podcasters were all women. It was all, like, woman centric content.
Max
Oh, interesting business.
Sean
Like, business women, like, a lot of them were like, kind of like that boss. Yeah. So that was pretty funny. That's. Well, after a couple shows, sometimes I felt like I wanted to slap them too, because they're a bunch of hairheads. But again, that's beyond the point, and that's just my opinion. So, yeah, that's how I got started in there. Like, the woman woman business space.
Max
So, yeah, that's good.
Sean
And it was fun. It was fun. I felt, after a while, it kind of felt like I had, like, a cheat sheet or something about women because, like, they get into, like, their emotion and. And you can't understand, like, the flip side of the coin.
Max
And then, like, if you hear it twice from two different people.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
You're like, okay, man, this seems like a pattern. Pretty soon you're, like, keeping stats.
Sean
And my ex wife in that space as well. Like the woman women wellness space. So at first, she was feeding me a lot of clients, sending them my way. So that's how I started. And then word of mouth and stuff.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Sean
Covid was absolutely good for business. Everybody was starting a podcast. That's when I was running 19 podcasts a week. Yeah, that was insane. I was working long hours, but I was. I don't want to say I was rolling in dough, because I was not.
Max
I was rolling in as much hot dogs as you wanted.
Sean
Exactly. I was able to buy myself a bass whenever I wanted. Or, like, I saw an amp. I was like, okay, I want that app. Or like, a pedal. 700 pedals. Yeah, sure, no problem. There you go. Now, I like to.
Max
Are you. Are you bringing them sound and Weimer? What do they do with sound and Weimer?
Sean
What do you mean?
Max
Like, for sound on your. On the stage, they have sound There.
Sean
They have a little bit of a PA There. But I'm. I might have to, like, talk with Kirk about bringing the added ones that we had at.
Max
Yeah, those big ones.
Sean
It's all. It's all Kirk stuff. So he paid for it. It's technically the adits, but he paid for it. And I don't think he repaid himself with, like, the bad money. So I have to go through the Captain.
Max
Yeah, you gotta go through the Captain.
Sean
The Captain. Captain Kirk sense. Who's recently turned into a father.
Max
Yeah, he's a father.
Sean
Yeah, he's a father now.
Max
Everything's gonna be just fine.
Sean
See his kid, though. I kind of feel. Feel bad about that.
Max
I haven't seen either.
Sean
I don't know. I, like, felt I fell sick, like, literally, I think a day or two after he was born. And I was like, I don't want to go see a little baby.
Max
And like, I remember when I had little babies, like, we. I didn't want anyone to come over.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
Like, personally, like, except to, like, help and, like, I would. I'm not going to help because, man.
Sean
Yeah, exactly.
Max
I'm not really good with, like, he's got.
Sean
He's got his stepmom there, so he's. He's in good hands.
Max
No, he's in good hands.
Sean
He's in good hands.
Max
What do you do for fun then, around here, aside from music? Like, do you go on hikes and.
Sean
I do.
Max
What's the greatest. Here's the better question. What's the greatest thing to do other than music in the Western kootenies?
Sean
I don't know. I'd say for a while. Before I met Josie, my other pastime was getting laid.
Max
But yeah. Yeah, it was good. Was it, like. Yeah, fishing around here?
Sean
I was a town bike. I was a town bike.
Max
No.
Sean
Oh, yeah. No shame in that. After I went loose from, like, being married 12 years. Oh, you bet your ass.
Max
I was a town. I'm the town bike.
Sean
No.
Max
Town bike tours.
Sean
Absolutely no regret. Like, if any woman I've encountered or listening to that. I apologize if I treated you badly. I. I don't think you didn't mean to.
Max
Yeah. He was in a fog of remembrance.
Sean
Exactly. I was in the tropes of divorce.
Max
Yeah. And that's been there. I've been there, man. Anyway, nothing's real at that moment, at that time. Like, everything's like, after.
Sean
After being married for 12 years, I just wanted to see if I still have it. I still want to see if the good old blue eyes still like, worked, and apparently.
Max
Apparently it did.
Sean
So. Yeah, I don't do much. Yeah, exactly. I found that. That, like, I was kind of, like, exotic around here.
Max
Yeah, you're exotic.
Sean
To drop a couple of French words.
Max
Just walk around that base on your back. Exactly. I was.
Sean
I was not showing off my bass back then. I was still on the drums. I was still believing I was a drummer. That was before I met Andy and Taylor. Then I was like, okay, those guys are drummer. I think I can just leave my kit in the garage. Okay.
Max
You guys got it? Yeah.
Troy
Okay.
Sean
You guys got it? Oh, those guys are amazing, man. They're amazing. Taylor and Andy, they're. I'm blessed with amazing drummers in my bands right now. It's so great.
Max
Drummers are noticeable. Yeah, drummers are like, man, you're kind of a good drummer. You can tell.
Sean
Oh, you can tell. It makes or break a band. It makes or break a band. Yeah. I was a drummer for 15 years. Like, most of the bands I was in in Montreal, I was a drummer. I started this bass player then at, like, I think 25 ice. No, 23. I switched the drums. So I'm gonna be 42 this year. So I played roughly 19 years. Never really good, because I started too late. But I was good enough to be like, be in bands. And at some point I was even, like, kind of make. I wouldn't say making a living, but I was supplanting my income nicely the last year and a half in Montreal.
Max
Yeah, that's like the gigs instrument. Like, everyone. Hey, can you fill in? Is it?
Sean
Exactly. And that's what I was doing. Yeah, well, bass. I was not playing a whole lot when I switched to drums. That's when it really, like, I started getting a lot of, like, gigs, because drummers are not dime a dozen. So when you start playing drums, you're never gonna be out of a band. No, never. So guitar. Yeah, man. You might, like, jerk off by yourself in your room a lot because there's a lot of them around with drummers, man. Oh, boy.
Max
Yeah, you're good at that.
Sean
So, yeah, you'll be opening for Nickelback. Alberta's finest.
Max
Alberta's finest.
Troy
Alberta.
Max
Raised on the streets of Abbotsford.
Sean
So, yeah, I'm blessed. I'm blessed with, like, great drummers in my band. So it makes. It makes it really easy and. Yeah. All right. So now I just focus on bass. And to answer your question, I don't do much outside of playing music or. It's pretty much all I do. My dad and I play music and I work and I see my girlfriend. I don't have much time for anything else.
Max
I feel that too. I feel that too.
Sean
I'm in three bands. Although the Adits were not really a jam band because the drummer lives in Creston.
Max
But like.
Sean
And we know those songs inside out too. Like, the Adits is not complicated. The only thing is that it's really fast, so you have to be on it.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
But, yeah, it's really freaking with like, Severed Arm and Reality Trap. That's my other band with Trevor and Taylor as well. We're playing in. In March in Weimer. I'm gonna plug the show now.
Max
Yeah, March 18th. March 18th.
Sean
Yeah. The schoolhouse in Schoolhouse. Yeah.
Max
Yeah, March 18th.
Sean
So it's gonna be Weather Wash from Rosslyn, the Mellow Rose, which is Wristen Turner's band. I don't know if you know Wriston.
Max
No, I don't.
Sean
Wriston and some guys from up in Endeavor. They're really good too. And there's gonna be us. My new band, Reality Trap, it's gonna be our first show, and it's like a 90s worship band. Like, we unapologetically rip off the Smashing Pumpkins and like that. And then there's going to be the. The young kids. Well, not. They're not young kids. I don't want to sound like I'm that old man.
Max
There's the old guy.
Sean
The guys at, like, soccer, college and music. That bucket. Those guys are going to be playing, so that's going to be, I think, their first show as well. So. Yeah, man, music is pretty much all I do. I run a record label, so that also a little bit.
Max
That's divvy out your portions here. Yeah, you're. You're. You're strapped for time.
Sean
Oh, I am. I am. It's. That's crazy. Sometimes I feel like people have to take appointment and do with me.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
For a little while, it felt like my girlfriend would. Needed to like, take appointments to hang out with me. So that was like. We decided to move together instead, and then I was gonna cut the travel time. Not only that, she's awesome too, but not only that.
Max
Yeah, she.
Sean
She's the one. She's the one who's getting me to, like, do outside. Actually. She's very, like, active outside. So, like, if I ever see trails or go for hikes, it's probably prompted by Jose and her need of, like, outside activity. Because me, I'm not going to seek that out for myself. It's kind of dumb that I ended up in British Columbia when I'm not really an outside person, but whatever.
Max
Perfect.
Sean
I came here for the weed. That's why I came from.
Max
Get it? You get it on every corner, on every street from top to bottom.
Sean
Yeah, exactly.
Max
The West Cooties. Just breathe.
Sean
When it became legal king, it popped out like mushrooms around here. Like all the dispensaries and stuff.
Max
What the.
Sean
The dispensary? The weed dis. When it became legal. Legal because when I first moved move here, I couldn't find weed anywhere. I didn't know anybody either. So. Yeah, I had a hard time finding weed the first couple of months. I had to buy them from my awful landlord in Pass Creek. And that was like always a not fun experience.
Max
Yeah. Hey, drive, drive six kilometers down past the tree. There's gonna be. There's gonna be a guy with a gun on you the whole way. So.
Sean
Yeah. Yeah.
Max
To get weed was difficult not even that long ago.
Sean
I race. I race a lot online in my spare time. That's what I do at night. I just smoke a joint and hook up Assetto Corsa and just go online and I race against like people from Holland and South Africa and shit.
Max
Like what? Race what?
Sean
Yeah, racing, like with a steering wheel.
Max
No way.
Sean
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that and go on servers and race online. I'm a big, big racing fan. Big racing fan. Doesn't work well with punk rock. It's kind of like opposites, but grew up in racing. I grew up like a stone throw away from the racetrack in Montreal, the Formula one racetrack. So, like, that's the sound of like summers for me starting in Montreal is the like screaming V12 of Formula Ones on the track. My dad's a mechanic. My sister and brothers are both mechanic as well. So like, yeah, mechanics run the family. I'm the only one who like went into music and anywhere else. Yeah, yeah.
Max
And you're racing.
Sean
Man, that's sweet. Yeah.
Max
Screen at home then.
Sean
Well, about this size. Maybe. Maybe a little bit better.
Max
And a pedal.
Sean
Yep. Yeah, I have a steering wheel with light pedal. I don't have the stick, but it's like paddles. Yeah.
Max
To shift.
Sean
And I race in Formula One and Assetto Corsa, which is like GT3 World Championship. It's pretty rad. And now nowadays it's the. The like the simulation almost look as real. Like the feedback on the steering and feels like driving a real car. Yeah, it's pretty great. And some people take that extremely seriously.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Oh, my God. And some people spend like 12 hours on there. Like they can actually be like real race car drivers. Like they would not be out of place in a real race car. Probably. Is there like races around here?
Troy
I don't know.
Max
I looked it up a few times. I saw a motocross sign, but I.
Sean
Thought I saw like there's a guy in Bass Creek who has like a like NASCAR looking car or something like that. Like a dirt track dragster or something. I don't know where he races. I think it might be like a lot more Spokane. And I was thinking sounds like an area where there's gonna be some racing. I think Colville and something. Don't they sound like cars?
Max
I like seeing poles, races, bang ups. What are they called? Derbies. Demolition derbies. All those things. Loud noises, fireworks.
Sean
In Montreal again, I was. It was really cool for that. We had the monster truck come in at the Olympic stadium every couple years. That was great.
Max
And they're thinking of a race like a 200 meter walk.
Sean
Oh yeah.
Max
Hey, just people walking for 200 meters.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
To raise money for people who can't walk.
Sean
Exactly. That'd be great.
Max
When you just walk, it's a rage walk. So you're screaming the whole time everything you hate.
Sean
The whole length of Columbia Avenue.
Max
Yeah. You're walking and just screaming your head, head off. Everything you hate about life.
Sean
Where do you come up with all those ideas? Like the Jelly Bee and the comedy show.
Max
It's almost like a curse.
Sean
And all those great videos you make with like the voiceover where you, where you play with your voice. I thought those were amazing and hilarious as well. Yeah, it was great. Like.
Max
No, that's just like the inner monologue of my head, man. It's just like, man, I should.
Sean
Those things put it out there. Have the same thing too.
Max
Yeah. Do you just keeps going.
Sean
Yeah, it just.
Max
Sometimes I'm like, man, I just wish I could sit here. That's why music is so good. Like I love listening to music. You know, I go to tons of shows and you see a show around here, there's a different energy. There we go, tons of shows. There's nothing else, you know for sure. There's nothing else I'd rather be doing if this moment.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
When you go and see really good band.
Sean
But then again I also get like caught up in some and get lost in it. Like right now I'm mixing like Bitter Wash album and it's easy to get lost in there. Like last night I was sending like mixes to a couple of my friends. Like I don't know, I don't know anymore where I'm at. Like, just tell me, does this sound good? Like what? And everybody came back sort of with the same comment as what I was feeling too. So I was like, okay, maybe I just need like a couple days without listening to it. But apparently it's like it's not far off because yeah, at some point when you listen to this like 200 times, you don't know anymore. And I ended up like I recorded those guys. I think I have like 39 track of audios, like four mics for every guitar and eight mics for the drums and three mics for the bass. And that's a lot of to like sift through. Yeah, it's a lot of to sift through.
Max
So you're taking one track, you're taking each mic track, right Y and then.
Sean
You'Re just putting them together, like stacking them while they. When they record, they stack themselves sort of like that. But it's like recording eight inputs at a time. Then after that you can go around, get each piece of say like the drum kit. I'm just gonna get the bass drum with some bleed from everything else. But it's going to be mostly the bass realm, the snare, the same thing. Get the symbols and Sweet man. Usually like I think I can do it now. Yeah, I. I found. I thought that that was how records would be made, but that's how I made record my whole life. But apparently like a lot of people around here, or maybe it's just me who's not caught up with the. But a lot of bands want to record like off the floor as well now. Like just like in a jam room with all the bleed. And so this weekend I'm recording Toaster and I'm gonna be doing that with those guys. Yeah.
Max
So all the different mics.
Sean
Yeah, and it's all gonna bleed in. There's gonna be no separation. Like the bass gonna be picked up by the mic from the drums. Etc. It's gonna be a much noisier recording, but it's gonna get like a real live feel instead of like track by track like I did with Bitter Wash. Like both ways work. But I'm finding out a lot of bands around here would rather just do it live off the floor. Yeah. Because it can be really intimidating to like, especially when you're the drummer. You're starting, you're all by yourself. It's. You're basically sitting naked in front of all your buddy because you're playing your drum tracks. No one can Hear back any guitars. So it's like you hear every little. And a drum by itself, it picks up a lot of noise and like audio like garbage that you don't want in there. And then you hear it back and. And then it makes you like doubt your drumming and doubt your track and doubt your ideas and can be really like intense and heart wrenching. You're really on the spot. Like, it's an unforgiving mistress, the studio. Like, if your song's not there, you're gonna see it and it's gonna be like, painful.
Max
What's the song you got? Well, this one's called I Love Horses. All right. But we're gonna play it 1000 times, see if you still like it. Yeah, Horses, you know, like.
Sean
But bands like Toaster and Better Wash, those guys like played show like Toaster. It's like those guys are machine every, like every other week. So, like, I'm not worried one bit when they said that we want to do that off the floor, like, of course that makes sense. You guys are just going to breeze through that, like maybe three take each song and it's going to be perfect. Like, they played it. Honestly, I think they're the band that played the. The most show last year.
Max
I think they said a record game probably just everywhere from. Yeah, Fernie, Fernie, everywhere.
Sean
You gotta give it to like Sean, Randy and Jeff for that. Like, you book them. Yeah, yeah, I know Jeff does. You book them. They will show up no matter what.
Max
Make sure everything's fine. We went really with love.
Sean
Yeah. And then just vibes and vibes.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Just kill you with those guys. Like, we went. We went to do like the Driftopia party at Pass Creek. Like the night that like a thousand centimeter of snow fell. And that's those guys. I have no problem. I would have been. Sorry, I'm not going out tonight. Your show, man. It's a snowstorm.
Max
No problem. Yeah.
Sean
Yeah, let's go. Sean got stuck in his car on the way out. He was rushing out because it was going to work to plow some snow. Still did the gig, still rocked it out. Walked out of there smiling, dude. Like the awesome Sean he is and just look went about his day and I was like, oh, that's how it's done. That's how it's done. Those guys are a real deal, man. I'm a. I'm. I'm. I'm a joke compared to that. I would have stayed home. I was like, sorry, Daniel, your Christmas party. I'm not coming. Coming out tonight. Have you looked outside?
Max
Yeah. They're the first band that were on this podcast, and they're the first guys I met. I said, hey, you want to be on this thing? I haven't.
Sean
There's no press.
Max
Yeah, sure. And my butt brought my buddy with me.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
And I'm just like, wow, these are the coolest guys I ever met. And I thought everyone around would be like that. And then I went from toaster to, like, where are they? Where's everyone else, though?
Sean
Yeah, yeah. It's those pretentious. Yeah. Those guys. Yeah, it is. But, yeah. No, Sean. Sean is a beauty of a human. He's a Michaux. And I told him I grew up with, like, two of you over there in Quebec. I know you, Michelle, man. I know you're the real deal. It's like those two brothers I knew back in Quebec, they were crazy, too, and I love them, so. I love you, man.
Max
You win. You have the right name.
Sean
Yeah. Jeff is the one. I know the last because he's, like. He's from Grand Fort, but I'm gonna hang out with him this weekend, and I'm really looking forward to, like, recording him. It's gonna be great.
Max
It's gonna be great.
Sean
Yeah, it's gonna be great. The only bummer is that by accident, we booked our show March 18, the same night as their show in Nelson. So, yeah, that was kind of a. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was totally accidental, but that's.
Max
Where are they playing?
Sean
They're playing at the Royal.
Max
Oh, yeah.
Sean
I think they're putting on, like, the show themselves, and they brought some of those bands from, I think, Fernie and Cranbrooks that they want to play with. So, yeah, it's kind of. It was a bit of a bummer. I think it's going to be fine, regardless. That's the sign of, like, a healthy scene, but it was accidental. And I kind of feel bad because Sean is always there for everybody. Like he. Like you were saying, they will show up. Yeah.
Max
Yeah. So maybe it'll be a bow. There's two different crowds, isn't it?
Sean
Yeah, it is. It is, but still ages.
Max
And then it's the other crowd. There's a different pull, but it is a lot of the same people showing up to show us, too. There's a lot of support. Yeah, we'll see. I think it'll be fine, man.
Sean
It's gonna be great. Unfortunate accident that we happened to book a show the same day, and then we happen, like, to announce it. The same freaking Day as well. So, like, holy.
Max
You know, I started. My wife and I started a thing called livecootenies.com, which we haven't kept up in, like, six months. We only did it for, like, three months. So much work. But, man, that wouldn't have been a problem. Yeah, Check the site.
Sean
That's what. That's what Sean was saying. We need to do, like, a calendar of, like, bad show so it doesn't happen again.
Max
Yeah.
Sean
Should we call it a day?
Max
That's a nice interview. Yeah, that was an interview. It's called a chat.
Sean
That's what real podcast should be.
Max
Right? We're gonna gatekeep you.
Sean
Exactly.
Max
Hey, let's get you guys trying to sell me something. We're trying to sell you nothing.
Sean
Well, I'm gonna try to sell my business. If you're a podcast, bring me your show and I'll listen to it. I'll think it's. And I'll edit it for you and.
Max
Send it back and you'll say, hey, it's a great podcast.
Sean
That'll be a thousand dollars.
Max
That'll be a thousand dollars. If you do have a podcast. Yeah, do it. Absolutely. I don't know if this will be the last one. You know what I've decided while we were talking, I'm like, man, I'd sit and watch something in the shed, chat like this. So someone's gonna come to the shed. That'd be fun. Yeah, but I can't drive anywhere.
Sean
Yeah, make them come here. You have a nice setup here. Make come here.
Max
I've got a blanket.
Sean
Yeah.
Max
I got a pillow if you get, like, head needs to rest on something.
Sean
No, it's nice couches.
Max
You got Mark Messier on the wall.
Sean
Mark Macy. You got Chuck Norris over there.
Max
Chuck Norris.
Sean
Yeah. Mark Macy. Makes me want to eat some.
Max
This guy is called the gay philosopher. Why worry?
Sean
He sure looks happy.
Max
Yeah. So apparently this guy doesn't worry about anything.
Sean
No, it doesn't look like he's worrying about anything. Look at that. Smart.
Max
It was a marketing campaign.
Sean
No, it's.
Max
I'm glad you came. On your first ever podcast, which might be the last ever of this one.
Sean
Yeah, it might be the only time I'll do that, but I'm glad I.
Max
Oh, it's still good. You can go and see Max March 18th at the schoolhouse in Weimer, along with other bands he's Slapping the Bass, Severed Arm, Bitter Washed, Mellow, rose bucket. Also, March 18th is a. You can go see Toaster and Chungus at the Royal. So that's like an over 19 show. If you don't want to, you know, if you want an all ages show. Weimer, something like that. Thank you for joining me on the episode, Max. It's amazing. I'm not gonna say this is the last one because it, you know, I love talking to cool people. So if anyone has time to stop by the shed, by all means, more than elated, more than Elaine did. To have you email wkndhawkmail.com and then we can do it. Oh yeah, if you have time. If you have time. Actually, you know, it be cool if you could rate this podcast.
Sean
You.
Max
It doesn't really matter. Take some time out of your day to rate this podcast. One, one. Between one to five out of five. It's up to you, man or lady. You know, go a long way for something. Also People's Commercial Radio. I'll leave you with a. Put this one that's coming up on there, People's Commercial Radio. And if you want to listen to that, have a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful time. Until next time, keep ripped and have guns.
Troy
Hi, I'm Troy and I'm excited to announce that my gumball initiative to liven up the West Kootenays has passed through city hall. If you chew gum, this is your day. No more leaving it under desks, bust seats, ash trays, garbage or the river. Leave your flavorless wad on the gumball downtown. It's currently 1 foot in diameter and mostly my own gum. But have no doubts, it will be the biggest gumball in the world. Then who won't be coming to the West Coutneys? Nobody. Because everyone will be here at the gumball made of our gum community gum. Oh, here's my dad who's come down to see.
Dad
Well, you did it, son. Your dream is coming true.
Troy
Yes, it is, dad.
Max
Do you have any plans for the gumball at night, Troy?
Troy
I don't know what you mean, dad.
Max
I'm just asking if you have any plans yourself for that gumball at night.
Troy
Dad. I think that's your ride right there, folks.
Dad
He's going to stick his dick in the gumball.
Max
Uh, how old are you? 13.
Troy
Get out of here, dad. Get out of here, dad, you have.
Max
That huge gumball everywhere with you. This is stupid. Shut up. Shut up, dad. Shut up, dad.
Troy
This is the West Kootenays new tourist hotspot. Bring your gum here, spit it right into my hand. And if you're willing, I'd gladly smell the inside of your mouth. After for a paper, I'm writing for City Hall. I'm Troy.
Dad
Psychiatrists Review. I'm psychiatrist Helen. It may seem to some that our friend Troy here is a villain from wanting to stick his dick in a gumball made of other people's gum. In fact, I would argue that sticking his dick in the gumball where it may not have been noticed if it wasn't for his dad, isn't as unhealthy as, say, sticking his dick in a sheep which has feelings or committing any non consensual sexual act with another living being. The question you may want to ask yourself today is should I be giving my tax dollars to someone who just wants to fuck my gum?
Podcast Summary: This Week in The West Kootenays – Episode 35: Max
Release Date: March 4, 2023
The episode welcomes Max as a guest, highlighting his extensive involvement in the local music and podcasting scenes. Max is introduced as a member of bands like Aditz, Severed Arm, and Reality Trap. His impressive portfolio includes producing over 8,000 podcast episodes and running a record label. Sean, one of the hosts, humorously notes Max’s vast experience:
Sean [02:29]: "He produced more than 8,000 podcast episodes of all varieties. And he still does it, if you have one. He's the guy."
The conversation shifts to a nostalgic discussion about classic movies such as Police Academy and Ghostbusters, reminiscing about their impact and the preference for watching them in their original or dubbed versions. Sean shares his fondness for watching movies in French with his cousins:
Sean [05:04]: "Like Ghostbusters, if I can. Like, if I'm hanging out with my cousins back in Montreal, we get high and want to watch Ghostbusters. We watch it in French and then we recite the whole thing."
The hosts delve into how comedy has evolved, referencing legends like Bill Hicks and George Carlin. They lament the formulaic nature of modern stand-up compared to the raw authenticity of past comedians.
Sean [14:31]: "He's saying the blunt truth. Sometimes it's very unpleasant. But he's gonna make it funny as well."
Sean and Max contrast their experiences between living in Montreal and the West Kootenays. Sean reflects on the cultural richness of Montreal and the subsequent cultural adjustments after moving:
Sean [07:44]: "Growing up in Montreal was cool for that. I was surrounded with a lot of culture that I could tap into, like, easily."
Max echoes similar sentiments about the slower-paced life in the Kootenays, emphasizing the difference in community interactions and cultural engagement.
Max [07:50]: "That's a different experience, man. It took me forever to get that experience, too."
The discussion transitions to how the COVID-19 pandemic has influenced the local music scene in the West Kootenays. Sean observes a resurgence in musical collaborations and the formation of new bands post-pandemic:
Sean [19:32]: "I'm telling you, there's something happening right now. Right now it's happening. I can feel it."
Max notes that the pandemic allowed smaller scenes to merge and collaborate more freely, leading to a vibrant and unified local music community.
Max [20:28]: "We're almost all the same. Maybe that's why I'm not getting."
Sean shares his challenging experiences as a podcast editor, detailing encounters with problematic content. He recounts editing for a right-wing Christian podcast that began to produce uncomfortable content:
Sean [28:15]: "They started veering into, like, right-wing, like, American, like, living in Florida. Like, they were going that way."
Despite his discomfort, Sean continued due to financial necessity but eventually distanced himself when the content became too misaligned with his values.
Sean [29:54]: "If they were reaching, I don't know, a hundred thousand people per episode, I would have probably walked out of that and say, I don't want to be involved with that."
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the technical aspects of music production. Sean explains his preference for multi-track recording over live off-the-floor methods, emphasizing the control and quality it offers:
Sean [47:41]: "It's gonna get like a real live feel instead of like track by track like I did with Bitter Wash."
Max contrasts this with the local trend towards live recordings, which capture the raw energy of performances but can introduce unwanted noise and bleed between instruments.
Max [47:40]: "So all the different mics. Yeah, and it's all gonna bleed in. There's gonna be no separation."
The hosts delve into personal narratives about balancing personal life with musical commitments. Sean recounts his journey from a drummer in Montreal to focusing on bass and leading multiple bands in the Kootenays. He discusses the challenges of maintaining relationships and personal well-being amidst a demanding music career:
Sean [35:58]: "I'm in three bands. Although the Aditz were not really a jam band because the drummer lives in Creston."
Max relates by sharing his own experiences of moving from city life in Calgary to the more tranquil Kootenays, highlighting the adjustments required.
Max [08:28]: "Six years? In Castlegar? Yeah, pretty much."
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts discuss upcoming shows and the supportive nature of the local music community. Sean highlights the interconnectedness of bands and the enthusiasm surrounding upcoming performances:
Sean [39:35]: "We’re playing in Weimer, March 18 and Bucket. Those guys are kids from the soccer college in Music."
Max promotes the upcoming show, emphasizing the diversity and energy of the local bands involved.
Max [53:03]: "We're trying to sell you nothing. Well, I'm gonna try to sell my business."
The episode concludes with a humorous segment featuring Troy's quirky gumball initiative. Troy announces a community gumball project, accompanied by playful banter and comedic dialogues with his father:
Troy [57:55]: "Psychiatrists Review. I'm psychiatrist Helen. It may seem to some that our friend Troy here is a villain from wanting to stick his dick in a gumball made of other people's gum."
This light-hearted conclusion serves as a comedic finale, contrasting the earlier serious discussions.
Sean on Bill Hicks:
"Bill Hicks is a lot like Carly, like saying the blunt truth... he's giving it like Bill Hicks to like, the last couple tours he was literally dying of cancer."
Max on Recording Techniques:
"There's gonna be no separation. Like the bass gonna be picked up by the mic from the drums."
Sean on Community:
"I wrote that I want to show them that there's worth. And committing yourself to, like, something holy, like, your whole self."
This episode provides a rich tapestry of discussions, weaving together personal anecdotes, professional insights, and humorous exchanges, painting a vivid picture of the vibrant yet challenging environment of the West Kootenays' music and podcasting scene.