C (1:45)

And that live show is happening Friday at April 24th. April 24th at 7pm p.m. at the Armani store.

B (1:54)

19. Yeah. European.

C (1:57)

What is the address of the Armani store?

B (2:00)

It's the Armani store in the northeast quadrant of. On the nicest street, Milan. It is very sick. Armani store.

C (2:08)

Santandele 9.

B (2:11)

Yes. We'll see you guys at 19 o'. Clock.

C (2:13)

Yeah. It's gonna be a banger, dude. Oscar nominated guest.

B (2:16)

That's right. Miyako Belize. That's right. Had to do with the Italiana. Okay. Show up to that. Okay.

C (2:21)

Okay.

B (2:23)

Oh, and if you can't make it to Milan because you're broke, then don't worry. Podcast will be live soon.

C (2:28)

Oh, yeah. Do we know? Because the schedule's changing next week, so I don't know if we want to,

B (2:32)

like, say it might go up a day early. Yeah. Regular schedule.

C (2:35)

It's gonna be so good, we just can't sit on it. It might be up a day early.

B (2:39)

Maybe Sunday. Potting.

C (2:40)

Yeah.

B (2:40)

You're resting. It's the Lord's day.

C (2:42)

Start the week off right.

B (2:43)

All right, let's get into a fit check, starting with the socks.

C (2:46)

I'm in. Head to toe. Evan Connori.

B (2:49)

Real crumpled.

C (2:51)

The. The socks are Uniqlo. The fatigues or Jean Erica. The polo, as James mentioned, is Lacoste. The.

B (2:59)

The croc for today.

C (3:00)

The croc for today. The.

B (3:02)

How many those you got here? Here?

C (3:05)

Three.

B (3:05)

Okay. But I.

C (3:07)

Only quite a bit more. How many have I worn?

B (3:09)

Yeah, do away.

C (3:11)

So I've won, right. I won on.

B (3:13)

I've seen it white. I've seen a black. And today's the navy.

C (3:16)

Yeah. But I also have, like, there is maroon, which you can't even see.

B (3:20)

4.

C (3:20)

No, the white is not here. Oh, yeah, it's back at the crib. It's in the. It's in the laundry.

B (3:25)

In fact, theme is washing it. Yeah.

C (3:27)

The underwears are skims, the hat is Sorbara's and the nor hat. Yeah. And then I got the hydro flask full of Milanese. The finest from Milano.

D (3:41)

What?

B (3:42)

Yeah, Milano tap water.

C (3:43)

Milano's finest.

B (3:43)

It's pretty ass.

C (3:44)

It's terrible, but, like, it's just easy.

B (3:46)

They got free box water in the hallway. Yeah.

C (3:51)

I'm not trying to drink box.

B (3:52)

We are not at the. Hell, yeah. We're not at the Armani Hotel. No, sadly, we'll get into that later. Okay. I'm wearing Amazon socks. Orally fake workwear.

C (4:04)

They're carpenter pants, it looks like. Yeah. Painter pants. Oh, nice.

B (4:09)

Our legacy T shirt. Our legacy V neck. MF pen light. Jackioli and I came over here in some ASICS gel. NYC's.

C (4:18)

Yo, wherever I go, he got the. He got the city with him.

B (4:22)

I was. I would say to know. He's like, I was talking to narc dad. No, John's last time. He's like, yo, I can't listen like, new rap, bro.

C (4:28)

And I'm like, yo, honestly, new rap.

B (4:31)

I feel like sometimes I've been just like, listen to Jay Z now. Yo, the way he folded the rhyme under the pocket of the beat. Oh, so Classic. You don't even get it.

C (4:41)

Storytelling, bro. Bro. Triple. And Andre, bro. Wait, he's.

B (4:45)

How old is Noah? 40.

C (4:48)

I guess that's when you start listening to Jay Z, right? Is he going to see him at Yankees?

B (4:52)

I've been listening to Jay Z. Oh, this is you. Oh, he's like, I can't get into like. I mean, he's not like you. Like cool guy Lawrence over here listening.

C (5:00)

New fake mink dropped banger dude. Yeah.

B (5:04)

Okay. And the underwear is. The underwear is Hanes. And that's it. All right, let's get into it. Lawrence.

C (5:11)

Yeah.

B (5:12)

Okay, real quick. Just real quick. Before I even got to Milan, I had quite, quite a weekend where I had before having the most Milano week of all time, I had the most New York day of all time. All right? I went to. I had a gay wedding at Michael's Classic Midtown Power lunch spot from.

C (5:28)

How much Jay Z did they play at the gay wedding?

B (5:30)

Zero.

C (5:31)

Okay.

B (5:32)

Nice. Little Jasper John's on the wall. You know, it's like the. It's the scene from Love Story where he launches George and then had to run home and change into a suit because I had an engagement party later the night. But in between, I went to game one of the Knicks.

C (5:45)

Damn.

B (5:45)

Don't know how the Knicks did tonight, but game one, the vibes were high. They're very good.

C (5:50)

Great game.

B (5:51)

And towards the end of it, when it was, like, pretty clear that this was going to be the Knicks first big first win of the postseason, start texting with our boy Trent from Side Talk.

C (6:02)

Oh. To see if he was in the building.

B (6:04)

I was like, yo, are you here? He's like, yeah, of course. All right. He's like, if I see you. Come on, Mike. I was like, okay, so I'm a dick sucking Ron. And we accidentally. We tried to go out on 8th Avenue.

C (6:16)

Yeah.

B (6:16)

But we accidentally took a wrong. It's a circle garden. And actually ended up. Took a wrong. Took a wrong turn on the circle.

D (6:24)

Sure.

B (6:24)

And got spit out on 7th Avenue. It was, like, riotous. Yeah. It's crazy. And in the sea of thousands and thousands of people, which I'm sure you've seen the clips of, Trent just like, walks by me. I mean, he like, kind of like shimmies through, like, the partition. I'm like, yo. He's like, oh, get on the mic. Get on the mic. Get him. Like, bro, I bricked it so bad.

C (6:43)

So bad. What did you say? Can you recreate it?

E (6:46)

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B (8:32)

Side Talk hasn't put out the video yet and I think it might be because I up so terribly like oh God I like blacked it out. Not I like you know just from like adrenaline. I just like blacked out. Also I'm in a suit. I'm in a suit and I had like a Nyx T shirt that I caught from like a game in like 2004. It had like the Alan Houston era Nick's logo on it. Very like Y2K and and because I was in the suit like during the whole game I'm trying to like cheer louder so people are like no, no,

C (9:00)

I'm not a narc. I'm not in there.

B (9:01)

I'm a real fan. I'm a real fan. I just, I gotta go to wedding after this.

C (9:04)

The narc doth protest too much. Yeah, they're like what a fit.

B (9:08)

No one in that no one at MSG knows I'm wearing husbands.

C (9:10)

And you had to. So wait, the engagement party, you changed out the Knicks tee?

B (9:14)

No, the Knicks. He was just under the vintage Armani button up.

C (9:18)

Oh, I see. Okay, you're like, literally, like Superman exposing. You're like, I'm actually an OG fan.

B (9:23)

So I thought it. So the next tea is pretty thrashed. So I saw. I thought it would actually be sick to wear like, a T shirt under the husband's pinstripe suit. Unfortunately, the Knicks logo on the front is, like, way. It's like a. It's like your little cost hit. It's tiny to the side, so all it says is declare your pride.

C (9:40)

Yo. Perfect for the gay wedding.

B (9:42)

Yeah, that was before. So it look like whenever I show that wear that shirt, like it looks cool because it's all up.

C (9:48)

Right?

B (9:48)

Right. It's like. Is that from pride?

C (9:50)

Shredded gauzy tea.

B (9:51)

Paper thin.

C (9:52)

Yeah.

B (9:52)

Okay, wait, so you don't know what you said Sucking Ron took a video.

C (9:56)

Oh, God.

B (9:57)

Dick Sucking around took a video. And you can barely hear me. And I up. Should I play into the mic or, like, how do I do this?

C (10:05)

Please, please play it into the mic.

B (10:07)

Okay. Okay.

C (10:07)

How drunk are you?

B (10:08)

No, I wasn't drunk. Oh, he's like, super hyped up. I like a beer.

C (10:22)

What do I say?

B (10:24)

I mean, I think I said I put lemon pepper on my meat. Suck my dick, CJ. I said, CJ McCollum. I put lemon pepper on my dick. Well, suck my dick.

C (10:33)

And that didn't bode well for Game 2 because he went off. Yeah, Yo, I like my dick's lemon pepper wet, dude. Because you're like. Yeah, you're like, on Atlanta. Diamond Test this. Etc.

B (10:44)

I should have said, like, your strip clubs are overrated. Atlanta.

D (10:47)

Whatever.

B (10:48)

Whatever.

C (10:48)

Anyway, I thought it was going to be way worse. I think that's just like a standard kind of side talk moment.

B (10:53)

I, like, stumbled. I'm not like a soak my dick guy, so it comes off performative and, you know, like a guy reading in the park or some.

C (11:01)

Well, maybe it'll be edited. Maybe it'll still get posted and then maybe you can get cast. Because that's what happened to Lunchbox Luki and how he got into Marty supreme is he talked about kissing his dad or something.

B (11:10)

Trey Young, you. You look like my dad's dick.

C (11:13)

Oh, not that I've seen my dad's dick or whatever. He talked about kissing his dad's dick and then he gets casted. He said he made $30,000. He said that public.

B (11:19)

I asked Miyako to put in a good word. Josh.

C (11:22)

Yeah, that's right.

B (11:22)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, that's a wrap on New York. Lawrence. Talk to me about what was your packing strategy? You come to Milano. We're here for four nights.

C (11:30)

Yeah, Tuesday. Yeah. Normally, as the audience knows, I go spreadsheet mode, but for this, I was like, well, I'm checking a bag. The big ass. What is this, a Toomey?

B (11:44)

I don't know.

C (11:45)

I was like, I'll just throw in mad.

B (11:47)

So all the costs.

C (11:49)

Well, yeah, a good amount, but, like, definitely overpacked. No method to the madness. Not enough shoe variety. This is the problem with, like, what

B (11:58)

shoes did you pack?

C (11:59)

It's. It's all loafers and then. And then sneakers for the gym.

B (12:03)

But they are all. I was thinking three pairs of loafers.

C (12:05)

It's. I know, because I was thinking about I Do it. My new mindset. I was just like, oh, yeah, like, I need sneakers that I can wear in the gym. But, like, I also wouldn't be embarrassed if, like, you know, I'm doing 15k steps and I want to have them on.

B (12:16)

Right.

C (12:16)

Versus, like, my normal Mizuno that I wear at home that are fucking torched. But by thinking just about, like, a pair of sneakers. I didn't think about any other footwear in the rotation. And then this is how you end up with three loafers for no reason, of which two have not been worn. Complete waste.

B (12:32)

I'm completely. No, you wore. I saw you in the rose, and then you wore the ruby roses on the plane.

C (12:36)

Oh, that's true. Okay.

B (12:37)

The ruby rose wearing a hard bottom on the plan. It's like a soft slipper. Okay. The Gucci sleds have been on ice. Yeah, they're just like Drake's release date.

C (12:47)

Yeah.

B (12:47)

Yo, how cool is that, man? How awesome is that?

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