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James
welcome to throwing fits i don't know how the intro normally goes normally i can read it but i am in france yes you are another weekly running of the boys with today's full episode
Lawrence
only available on www dot throngfits dot
James
com dot fl wow what's up lawrence
Lawrence
i hope this i hope this sounds better than the matt mccormick episode yo
James
apologies for the matt mccormick episode our bad yes we are a full time podcast that still encounters audio issues from time to time and somebody somebody suggested using ai to fix the audio we tried that and it spit out absolute nonsense and invented language so i found a lithuanian on this website called upwork where you basically just like can hire freelancers and paid him a little bit of money to try and do the best he could and that's what we
Lawrence
got yeah when listening listening to the ai one when like i think you played like the first like twenty seconds for me i'm like oh my god this sounds amazing ai is the future i need to i need to catch up and then it's just like literally invented language like it wasn't even i don't even know like what is what is the point of that like who would you who would use that which is gibberish
James
wwe they made an ai video and they did the voiceover that's just like reading the script and they can't pronounce wwe which obviously is said you know in the script like a thousand times and so they just go wee wee wee yeah basically what i sound like in france yeah either either
Lawrence
you want the wii version of throne fits or you get the tin can version but apologies either way because that is one thousand percent our fault probably my fault too since like i'm the default engineer when when we're in the studio which is like i am not even remotely qualified to be but yeah we lost james
James
doctor doctor dreidel
Lawrence
yeah basically this this shitty podcast has been sponsored by israel
James
just just that one
Lawrence
episode apac got her back for the matt mccormick one sorry yeah bro they're
James
paying us billions of dollars for post all right lawrence is in los angeles
Lawrence
yeah i'm in santa monica dude i've never stayed out here it's like the
James
sticks oh we're on the west side
Lawrence
had the option of staying in venice beach or santa monica and i picked venice beach but then something happened where that wasn't available so now i'm in santa monica and everywhere i think it filled up presumably okay it's it's it's
James
me it's me hotel stuff it's me
Lawrence
marcus allen and like the thirty person ugg design team on a company off site it's fire sick right now what's
James
up do they do they do you have to wear uggs the whole time
Lawrence
no but i brought my brought my classic minis and i and i wore them just because i'm a company man you know but i'm not wearing them in bed right now this is i'm
James
party throwing fit stuff i don't think
Lawrence
so maybe no pod shorts for the gym baby oh yeah yeah i saw
James
the selfie hell yeah or not vacay sorry work trip all right so you're in la it's seven am i'm in the french countryside where it's four pm how's the weather i'm surrounded by dude what hot we're gonna get into it
Lawrence
okay all right gotcha we're gonna get
James
into it okay yes we're throwing fits has gone international what the is going on what are you wearing in bed
Lawrence
little boy this this sloppy little boy is wearing a a vintage t rex t shirt i am wearing our legacy our legacy workshop dickies the socks are uniqlo and my ugg classic minis are right by the door when i immediately slam this laptop boot factory what about you james
James
on the fear cp company a six amazon socks a bathing suit our legacy bathing suit and the thinnest t shirt i could find some vintage piece from fantasy explosion because it is one thousand degrees in this chateau yo the chateau i'm in is called chateau de ra but i keep going rose
Lawrence
no i appreciate is there is there a yeah i was gonna say i feel like that's on the french is there any ac in the chateau
James
no there is not okay oh i got the watch you yo the dual time settings it's actually useful oh you you it's actually useful i'm like oh i can't it's what's nine six oh it's
Lawrence
three yeah it that's what it was
James
made to do dude that's bro one's on perry one's on new york la so i know what time you're on
Lawrence
the xeno was made for worldly gentleman of leisure actually working did you get your new strap bro look at this
James
strap falling apart here bro what it
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Lawrence
it's worse than when i last saw i was talking to
James
watch guy yesterday he's like yo that what i was talking like a i was talking like a real watch guy and he's like yeah it's gotten worse he's like yo that's sick and i was like yeah but it's a piece of look at this strap he's like honestly don't show that to people i'm like yo look at this strap bro
Lawrence
yeah don't don't flex the strap made of ball ball sack not a good
James
look yeah and then on the shop my chapeau is from my chapeau is from the broken arm nice yeah i wore french store merch to the to the french countryside nice and oh there's no hanes boxers because i'm free ball in the bathing suit it is hot as here dude it paris was i was in paris for a little bit yeah talk about it heat wave it's like literally in the news it's like people are dying and oh i saw that i think london had it worse
Lawrence
that it's the it was the hottest two days in a row on record it was like ninety four point five degrees fahrenheit and then ninety five the other day the brits are melting i
James
hope our pale i hope our pale alcoholic homies are doing all right no chance and the bro so it's like heat wave heat wave here no ac
Lawrence
are you sleeping at all at the
James
top of a i'm at like the top of a well i've only been in one night and i cannot sleep well i'm at like the top of a turret so like all the heat gets trapped up here yeah hold on
Lawrence
that's a that's an action bronson bar i'm sweltering at the top of a turret dude you're a mess bro he's
James
like enslave the saxons or whatever you're
Lawrence
normally i would describe you like the fifteen hundreds yeah i would normally describe you as like a calm cool collected guy when you hopped on zoom you were more discombobulated than i'd ever seen you in my entire life
James
terrible yeah it gets better dude it's like you know i'm pretty like type pretty type a when it comes to like you know like punctuality and timing and yeah everything's like so it goes google maps sent me to i don't know where the they sent me to like the the sticks like in bread ass france okay so i'm like rushing over here my cadillac shout out cadillac for the electric lyric is on it's in low power mode it's under twenty i don't know what i'm gonna charge it wait
Lawrence
wait do you have enough juice population abounds do you have enough juice to get back to society
James
there's a there's a charge if bro i'll just i'll just plug in my converter that was good that's my iphone charger damn dude
Lawrence
i would i mean like i guess
James
plug the caddy into the
Lawrence
i would i would think that like you would have planned this better but i feel like you'll be fine ultimately there's no
James
way to plan there's it's too hot there's nothing like there's no ac there is it's just too hot i mean it's beautiful like look look out the window i mean gorgeous i'm in sancerre which is you know amazing wine country
Lawrence
i mean your vid your vid is a little fried so like apology to the audience but yeah it looks like it looked like a very blurry screensaver outside of your window in a good
James
way that's what it is yeah because you're on that it's because you're on that maui wowie dog you're on that that santa monica kush no dude i'm all right what are you talking about so fit check yeah oh you know what i forgot to fill my water so i'm gonna be all dehydrated there's no water anywhere here i'm just living off coca zero and red wine oh
Lawrence
nice you mix them you do that that's like a thing remember the all
James
right let's talk about this okay mixing
Lawrence
red wine and coke that's a thing that's like a thing that people do no no i'm serious isn't that like a european specialty i'm not even kidding
James
in in spain in spain oh okay got it they do that in spain but i was thinking of i was i was thinking of ric flair with
Lawrence
his red wine and red italian car bomb classic yeah
James
well i'm here for a wedding but i was lucky enough to spend a few days in paris last weekend basically yeah got here to the countryside yesterday paris is amazing as usual it's also great to be here not during faction week when you can actually just like go to a place and not run into twenty five people and do like the stop and chats
Lawrence
yeah because it's like basically vacation i know you're working but like you're not on a business trip right like that's why it's great you're traveling well i'm
James
not here while i'm not here while everyone on orchard street while they when
Lawrence
they port everyone over from new york to paris in june right yeah yeah
James
i have not i've not had any scars pizza this week in paris which is rare yeah normally yeah normally being at a fashion week means you're eating scars and drinking wine on colbo's diamond and going to high snob aperitivo and
Lawrence
whatever yeah which isn't bad like we wouldn't complain about that but this is a different type of trip sure yeah
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Date: May 29, 2026
Hosts: James & Lawrence
In this Patreon preview, James checks in from the sweltering French countryside while Lawrence is posted up in Santa Monica, LA. The guys riff on the chaos of recording internationally, mismatched energy levels, and the ups and downs of travel, all with their signature irreverent, self-deprecating humor. This episode is a candid look at the "glamour" of podding on the road, both of their current fits, heatwave horror stories, and a taste of life away from the NYC fashion grind.
“We tried that and it spit out absolute nonsense and invented language.” — James [00:55]
“It’s me, Marcus Allen, and like the thirty person UGG design team on a company off site, it’s fire.” — Lawrence [03:15]
“It is one thousand degrees in this chateau… The chateau I'm in is called Chateau de Ra but I keep going ‘Rose’.” — James [04:34]
“Don’t flex the strap made of ball sack, not a good look.” — Lawrence [06:49]
“It was the hottest two days in a row on record… The Brits are melting.” — Lawrence [07:20]
“Google Maps sent me to, I don’t know where…like inbred-ass France.” — James [08:17]
“Basically, vacation…you’re not on a business trip, right? That’s why it’s great, you’re traveling…” — Lawrence [10:50]
“It spit out absolute nonsense and invented language.” — James [00:55]
“Don’t flex the strap made of ball sack, not a good look.” — Lawrence [06:49]
“I’m free ballin’ in the bathing suit, it is hot as shit here dude.” — James [06:54]
“It was the hottest two days in a row on record… The Brits are melting.” — Lawrence [07:20]
“Google Maps sent me to…I don’t know where…like inbred-ass France.” — James [08:17]
“Premiere hosts on VRBO deliver quality vacation rental stays…” — James [11:26]
(immediately derailed by sponsor interruptions)
The episode is freewheeling, irreverent, and peppered with inside jokes—true to the podcast’s ethos as “two grown dirtbags just tryna navigate the zeitgeist.” The language is casual, sometimes raunchy, and always self-aware. Even mundane travel gripes become comic fodder thanks to the hosts’ chemistry.
For listeners: This episode is a vibe check for international podding, more about the (mis)adventures of travel and weather than fashion discourse—full of behind-the-scenes banter and travel anecdotes that remind you why you love (or hate) the dirtbag approach.