The Hasan Piker Interview with Throwing Fits

Summary

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Throwing Fits – The Hasan Piker Interview (June 15, 2026)

Episode Overview

This lively episode of Throwing Fits features a candid, rapid-fire interview with left-wing political streamer and commentator Hasan Piker. Jimmy and Dylan, the Throwing Fits hosts, dig into Hasan’s thoughts on political paranoia, the New York political moment, personal style, threats and watchlists, mainstream and left politics, and the weird world of online influence. The conversation is fast, funny, self-aware, and loaded with both pop culture and political references, making it an essential listen for anyone interested in the intersection of internet culture, fashion, and leftist political organizing.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Arrival, New York Vibes, and “Fit Check”

Timestamps: 00:56–06:09

• Hasan shares he’s been visiting NYC more, joking about shopping for homes and avoiding public transit in favor of Uber XXL.
• Fit check: Custom Chinese double-breasted suit (Chinese tailor, Zhongshan/Mao suit style), Polo Ralph Lauren shirt and socks, vintage Bally tie, Japanese Communist Party tie bar, George Cox (est. 1906) creepers, and MXDVS boxers (Belgian brand).
• The hosts tease Hasan’s penchant for odd accessories and hats; Hasan jokes about preventive hair loss routines and “classic bald guy fits.”
• The segment immediately establishes the show’s irreverent, fashion-forward tone.

Notable Quote:
“Now that I’m in my suit era, sure. Might as well get some nice ones done.” — Hasan (03:04)

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2. Government Watchlists, Threats, and Political Violence

Timestamps: 06:10–09:03

• Hasan jokes about being on four government watchlists (Turkish, American, Israeli, UK), and that listeners might be flagged just by listening.
• Brief discussion of his humanitarian trip to Cuba and an outstanding subpoena, which he found out about via Fox News.
• Discusses perception vs. reality of being a target: “It’s just a constant threat all the time, and it’s been a constant threat for, like, the last decade.” (08:43)

Notable Quotes:
“My friends think I’m insane for that reason.” — Hasan (08:29)
“If I let that, you know, change what I do, then I’m cooked.” — Hasan (08:57)

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3. American Political Disillusionment, Organizing, and NYC’s DSA Moment

Timestamps: 11:13–14:33

• Hasan describes the sense of “great unease” among Americans but sees an opportunity in grassroots momentum.
• Reflects positively on supporting NYC DSA candidates and the hope to make “good politicians” like Zoran Mumdani unremarkable—ordinary, not exceptional.
• Warns that attempts to clone successful organizers can feel formulaic—the real success is rooted in years of authentic movement work, not chasing virality.

Notable Quote:
“My goal ... is to make sure that he’s not even remotely considered remarkable at all.” (12:37)

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4. Knicks Mania, The Cost of Playoff Tickets, and NYC's Pop Culture Zeitgeist

Timestamps: 14:33–21:32

• Hasan recounts attending Madison Square Garden for a Knicks playoff game, dropping $25k for three tickets (“It was insane”).
• He describes the passionate, sometimes comically intense, agony and ecstasy of NYC Knicks fans and their reactions.
• The episode lampoons influencer culture and politicians attending big events, weaving in NYC’s current and former mayors, Long Island and Staten Island, and pop culture guests at games.

Notable Quotes:
“There’s a sense of, like, great unease. And for that reason, I think there’s a lot of opportunity.” — Hasan (11:59)
“I think it was like, the total was like 25 grand for three [tickets].” — Hasan (16:27)
“I believe they will [win]. You will have watched basketball history happen. And he was right.” — Hasan (20:36)

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5. Media Attacks, Israel/Palestine, and Agency Pressure

Timestamps: 22:13–24:09

• Hasan describes indirect and direct pressures from his talent agency (WME) to “cool it” on criticism of Israel after October 7th.
• Stands firm: “No,” he said to toning it down—even if that means fewer opportunities.
• Reveals he’s been dropped by potential sponsors, but that WME wouldn’t drop him—“You’re their golden streamer child.”

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6. Refusing Million$ Offers and the Corrupt Odds Market

Timestamps: 24:10–25:10

• Hasan discusses turning down a $1M “for a night” offer from Polymarket (a controversial betting/exchange platform) to avoid complicity in questionable, eventually FBI-raided, ad activity.
• Exposes how Republican-aligned betting/odds sites sponsor right-wing influencers and conspiracy theories—reveals the disturbing blurred lines between politics, betting, and influencer promotion.

Notable Quote:
“The collective total I’ve said no to on the NFT side probably is, you know, multiple millions.” — Hasan (40:22)

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7. Culture War, Knicks Chants, and Kalshee/Brand Sponsorships

Timestamps: 25:10–27:02

• They riff on how viral Knicks chants (like “My mayor’s Muslim, my bagel is Jewish”) were co-opted by brands like Kalshee, and how quickly authenticity gets corroded by corporate marketing.
• Hasan groans about seeing Timothy Chalamet take part in sponsored Knicks campaigns—shows even underground culture gets branded.

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8. Media Surveillance, Dog Conspiracies, Fame, and Paparazzi

Timestamps: 27:23–31:43

• Rumors swirl about Hasan’s personal life—including dog abuse and sexual exploits—in the right-wing media (e.g., NY Post’s “Hasan Piker’s Sex Obsessed Life”).
• He reveals Fox News sent paparazzi to his house to try and paint him as abusive; shrugs it off as a side effect of his visibility.

Notable Quotes:
“She [my dog] literally is the most pampered dog on the planet and lives a better life than virtually every human being that is called into question the way I treat my dog.” — Hasan (27:44)

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9. Social Media, Billionaires, and the "Trillionaire Class"

Timestamps: 33:44–36:06

• Sincere dislike for Elon Musk’s accumulation of wealth: “I’m against the concept of billionaires, let alone fucking trillionaires.”
• Jokes about billionaires now being “broke boys” compared to Musk.

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10. American Decline, Pax Americana, and Geopolitical Power

Timestamps: 61:02–66:53

• Sharp, direct analysis of America’s global decline: Hasan believes “Pax Americana is over,” hastened—but not caused solely—by Trumpism.
• America’s security guarantees are increasingly seen as unreliable; China’s upward trajectory (including rural development) provides an alternative.
• Discusses the changing reality of global power, Chinese infrastructure, and the symbolic importance of trajectory for hope and patriotism.

Notable Quotes:
“What the last 105 days of operation Epstein’s Fury has shown us is...America is a paper tiger.” — Hasan (64:06)
“There is no better representation that Pax Americana is over than literally having a foreign ally completely dominate our foreign policy.” — Hasan (62:17)

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11. Streamer Life, Personal Philosophy, and Political Influence

Timestamps: 71:18–78:38

• Hasan’s daily routine is relatively unchanged by wealth: “I stream, I work out, and I watch anime.” (71:18)
• He insists he has no plans to “run for office,” seeing himself as more useful boosting dozens of candidates and movements than risking everything on one campaign.
• Strategic shift: adopted suits for Fox News/media optics to become more “palatable” to older/mainstream viewers.

Notable Quotes:
“If I’m wearing a suit while I’m saying the things I’m saying, those grandmothers are probably going to be much more receptive.” — Hasan (43:43)
“My relationship with [WME] is me just saying no to things.” — Hasan (23:43)
“I have so much more opportunity to promote people ... through the network ... that I can be beneficial to like 50 races at the same time as opposed to trying to run and maybe losing in one race.” — Hasan (43:27)
“It’s the worst experience as far as, like, content creation goes...Like, if the peak is like, you know, being a A-list Hollywood actor, we are the bottom feeders.” — Hasan (78:26)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “You’re the Joe Rogan of the left.” — Jimmy (06:09)
• “I’m a chud. I’m a chud.” — Hasan (08:15)
• “We have no rules anymore, so you might as well.” — Hasan (24:58)
• “I feel like it’s stuff like this that you get to. Trey Young, suck my dick.” — Hasan (27:06)
• “They sent a drone to my house.” — Hasan (30:39)
• “If they hate you, then you’re good.” — Hasan (51:03)
• “If you deplatform someone...it only backfires.” — Hasan (51:09)
• “She needs to be more bold.” [on AOC] — Hasan (55:53)
• “The alcohol industry—she’s done, dude.” [on new GLP-1 drugs and trends] — Hasan (47:45)
• “I automatically mog them.” [on looksmaxxing] — Hasan (48:04)
• “I’m not doing this to make money. I make money as a byproduct of it, and it’s great.” — Hasan (71:59)

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Segment Timestamps at a Glance

• Introduction & Fit Check: 00:56–06:09
• Watchlists, Subpoena, Cuba, Threats: 06:10–09:03
• Media Scrutiny & Political Violence: 09:03–12:00
• NYC Organizing, DSA, and Zoran: 12:00–14:33
• Knicks Playoffs & Political Symbolism: 14:34–21:32
• Agency Pressure & Israel: 22:13–24:09
• Million$ Offers, Kalshee/Media Corruption: 24:10–27:02
• Media Attacks & Dog Conspiracy: 27:23–31:43
• Pop Culture, Twitter, Billionaires: 33:44–36:06
• America’s Decline, China’s Rise: 61:02–66:53
• Streamer Life, Political Influence, Suits: 71:18–78:38

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Summary and Takeaways

• Hasan is, at once, fashion-obsessed and self-satirizing, aware of how he plays with mainstream and subcultural signifiers for both political and ironic effect.
• He deftly toggles between humor and serious analysis: showing genuine concern for the country’s trajectory, the state of the left, and his impact as an organizer.
• The episode underscores how political celebrity is now shaped and attacked via meme, virality, and brand co-optation—and how maintaining authenticity is an ongoing struggle.
• Reflects on the challenges and rewards of being a prominent leftist in the influencer era, from death threats and doxxing to the unexpected ways media and mainstream culture respond.
• Concludes that the real “power” is in building movements and supporting authentic candidates, not in running for office personally.

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End of Summary

This episode is a must-listen for anyone interested in the intersection of streaming culture, political influence, style, and the chaotic reality of campaigning and organizing in America’s shifting political and media landscape.

Transcript

[Dylan]

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[Jimmy]

Our guest this week needs you to see a urologist because he can't stop streaming. This socialist radical has already got you on a watch list for pressing play on the pod, so might as well find out how deep does the rabbit hole go? Which is also the capture question on his pornography exclusive laptop chat. Prepare yourselves for, to quote the White House, left wing lunacy straight from communism's most viewed comrade. Here to talk about the most absurd political moments of the year, Hunter Biden's artwork and the threat of political violence against him, Hassan Piker. Hassan. How the hell are you?

[Hasan Piker]

I'm doing all right. I'm doing pretty good. I'm back in. I'm back in.

[Jimmy]

Mom.

[Hasan Piker]

D. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Welcome, brother.

[Jimmy]

You took a city bike here.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. No, I did not. I took a. I. I am not even that far away from you. My last location, I could have walked here and I got in the Uber double XL and got here. This is the. Listen, I've been coming out to New York a lot more frequently as of late. Yeah. And to shop. Yeah, to just shop. To buy expensive things, including homes, potentially.

[Dylan]

Oh, hell yeah, brother.

[Hasan Piker]

Multiple mom.

[Jimmy]

Donnie's got you on that p. Tear test.

[Hasan Piker]

I know. I. I've texted him. As soon as that came out, I was like, bro, come on, come on.

[Dylan]

Come on, big dog.

[Hasan Piker]

We're good, right?

[Dylan]

Yeah, we're good.

[Hasan Piker]

Right? And he's like, no, you're cooked. Yeah.

[Dylan]

At least he's responding to your texts. We. We've been left on red recently. Now that he's the actual mayor, even though we helped get him elected. Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I. I think the. The throwing Fitz boost was the. The most impactful.

[Jimmy]

I should have. I should have saved my number. This one is pre primary, Jimmy. Yeah, he'll remember.

[Dylan]

We were early. Dude, we helped the first hump get over, you know?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You're the OGs. Just try to get that tip in.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I mean, I know a thing or two about that too, you know.

[Jimmy]

We're going to talk about it.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

But. Yeah, I mean, the. It's great. The vibes are immaculate in New York. It's kind of. It's kind of messed up. I mean, you got the Knicks.

[Jimmy]

You got Spencer Pratt.

[Hasan Piker]

He's gone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, okay.

[Dylan]

He's out.

[Hasan Piker]

We eradicated him. We eliminated him through the 3,000 mules that I activated as soon as he was doing really well.

[Dylan]

Thank you for your service.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I had to make sure we get your ramen on there instead of Spencer Pratt. I worked, of course, with the democratic establishment and coordinates across the aisle. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's me. That's me doing that.

[Jimmy]

We're gonna talk about the vibes.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, there's a reason why you're on the only podcast.

[Dylan]

Oh, yeah, let's just get. Let's. We know you have a limited. Time is on. Thank you for joining us. Let's get right into fit check. What are you wearing today to pod with us, boy.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. So this is a custom made suit from China that I got when I was visiting China in Shanghai.

[Jimmy]

It is made of asbestos.

[Hasan Piker]

And this was the. The. The family tailor that, like, invented the Zhongshan suit, the one that like, you know, the KMT leaders was wearing and Mao Zedong famously wore all the time. And you know, Chinese politicians still wear. They invented that style of suiting and I. They already had my sizes, so I was like, now that I'm in my suit era, sure. Might as well get some. Some nice done. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Tasty little double.

[Jimmy]

Next time you're over there, you got to go see Sam the tailor. You know this guy?

[Hasan Piker]

Oh, yeah, the molester.

[Dylan]

Yeah. Get felt up.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Chester the Molester.

[Jimmy]

Every suit is double breasted.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, this is double breasted too.

[Jimmy]

I just mean he's gonna grope you.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Oh, one hits. Yeah. Both sides. Yeah. Okay. True, true, true. He would. He would. He would get a piece of this. He'll break off a piece of all this. Yeah. I was in Hong Kong. I did not meet him, but maybe next time.

[Jimmy]

Custom suit. What about the shirting and the tie?

[Hasan Piker]

Just the shirting is. Is Polo Ralph Lauren tie is I think is a vintage Bali tie.

[Jimmy]

I think like B, A L, L,

[Dylan]

Y, B,

[Hasan Piker]

vintage Bali tie. And then the tie bar is from the Japanese Communist Party. When I visited their headquarters and bought this little tie tie bar from them.

[Dylan]

Sick.

[Hasan Piker]

Commemorating 70th year.

[Dylan]

Buy it.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, it's up.

[Jimmy]

Do they have to bow at the exact same angle to each of their, like, party members? How does that work?

[Hasan Piker]

I don't think so. I think they just do the. I think they do whatever they do.

[Dylan]

They eyeball it.

[Hasan Piker]

What about the.

[Jimmy]

The shoes?

[Dylan]

Shoes and socks.

[Jimmy]

Socks.

[Hasan Piker]

Socks are also polar of Lauren. Shoes are. I don't know. Let me see the crepes.

[Dylan]

What do we got? Crepe soul.

[Hasan Piker]

George Cox.

[Dylan]

Oh, no, that. He. The creeper is a George Cock, like, original signature thing. So.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, the, like, EST, 1906.

[Jimmy]

Wow.

[Hasan Piker]

That's when they made this shoe.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

What about the draws? What kind of underwear are you rocking these days?

[Hasan Piker]

I think it's just regular boxer. Let's see.

[Dylan]

He's got a woven belt for the audience at home.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Wow. Docker's belt.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

Didn't break the bank on that one.

[Jimmy]

Just some stretchy.

[Hasan Piker]

Oh, it's MX dvs.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Is that some streamer? I'm not.

[Hasan Piker]

No, I think Hacker group, Belgian company that does, like, crazy fits, but they. They're fans and they send me some stuff.

[Jimmy]

Well, you're looking good. I feel like normally you kind of, like, brick the fit with, like, a funky accessory or, like, a hat with the suit, and you text me the fit picks. I'm like, dude, take. Take that off.

[Dylan]

Just remove one thing. Right? You're that guy.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, no, I have to. I wear the hats like I'm balding. You know what I mean? That's like the classic bald guy fit, which is like, oh, I wore the suit and then I put the ha on, and it's like, you're not fooling anybody.

[Jimmy]

I'm trying to look like a disheveled public attorney.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, but I. I like the hat.

[Dylan]

My culture is not your costume, bro. Yeah, the.

[Hasan Piker]

I know. I'm. I. I took the. The necessary medical intervention early on.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you were from the homeland. Did you get done?

[Hasan Piker]

No.

[Dylan]

The land of hairlines.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, I. I just do the. The pills.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, yeah, pills and Rogaine. I do both.

[Dylan]

Well, it's working, bro. Your hair is looking very good.

[Jimmy]

You're the Joe Rogan of the left. Yeah. All right, let's get into the meat and potatoes. Just real quick, what kind of watch list is throwing fits? Now on. Now that we've had you on the

[Hasan Piker]

pod twice, Right now I got four government ops. It used to be just one. It was just the Turkish government, and then. And then it was the American government, then it was the Israeli government, and now it's the British government.

[Jimmy]

Well, you said American government, Israeli government. Don't be redundant.

[Hasan Piker]

Okay. Yeah, that's one of the same. And seemingly so is the United Kingdom.

[Dylan]

Sure.

[Jimmy]

Days.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Yeah. But. So it could be a number of different. It could. You could be on a number of different watch lists now, and many who are watching at home are also on it.

[Jimmy]

Absolutely.

[Dylan]

If we had the power rank, those ops, who are you most afraid of? Of those four?

[Hasan Piker]

Ooh. Probably the American government.

[Dylan]

We're gon.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, that's the. That's the most powerful one.

[Jimmy]

Number one still.

[Hasan Piker]

So that's. That's the one that I'm probably the most afraid of. I mean, they. We'll see what happens. I mean, they. Apparently, I have a subpoena. I haven't received it yet.

[Dylan]

Really?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, it's on the way. Yeah. I mean, Fox News said it was delivered to me, and they know more than I do about my own predicament, which is crazy.

[Dylan]

Damn, dude. Are you gonna. So you're gonna have to go to court.

[Hasan Piker]

Maybe. It's the treasury for my visit to Cuba, where we did the humanitarian aid mission, and the government was like, that's. We don't like that, actually. What do you mean? You're. You're trying to deliver medical supplies to the Cuban population. We're trying to kill them.

[Dylan]

What do you think?

[Jimmy]

You should have just not.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, and then you would be good. That's impossible that way. I don't think it works that way. Plus, I also had a journalism visa, too, so I, like, interviewed people. Yeah. Which is really funny because there's this thing that people do on the Internet where they're like. They'll take something that's not nefarious and totally legal and above board that I got prior clearance for, and they'll be like, see, he was talking to a terrorist. And it's like, yeah, dude, I interviewed the fucking foreign vice minister. Like, it's on camera. It's on my YouTube page. You know what I mean? Like, it's not. This wasn't some, like, secret, clandestine.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's like Eminem and 8 Mile be like, I am a bum. That's what you're doing.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

I'm a chud. I'm a chud.

[Dylan]

Control the narrative before it controls.

[Jimmy]

You're the Eminem of socialism.

[Hasan Piker]

Thank you. I don't know what that means. Have you.

[Jimmy]

Have you Real. Real spit. Real talk. Have you ever been, like, actually scared of political violence, whether it's coming from the top or grassroots?

[Hasan Piker]

I think I probably should be, but I'm not really. Yeah. My friends think I'm insane for that reason.

[Jimmy]

There was a moment after post Charlie Kirk, I was a little like, yo, are you gonna. I think I. Yeah, I was like,

[Dylan]

are you gonna be okay? Is it naive your part? Or you just like, yo, I'm Assan, I'm a goat. I can live forever. Like, it.

[Hasan Piker]

I. It's more so that, like, I recognize that it's just a constant threat all the time, and it's been a constant threat for, like, the last decade or so. So at this point, it's just like, if I let that, you know, change what I do, then I'm cooked.

[Jimmy]

They've won.

[Hasan Piker]

And that. Yeah. That's the whole purpose. Right. So I'm stubborn enough that I just, like, kind of white knuckle through it.

[Jimmy]

Do you own a gun?

[Hasan Piker]

I can't confirm nor deny.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Hasan Piker]

I have, you know, firearms. Yeah. Whether I have a concealed carry permit on me right now.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you're prepared.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Fail to plan, plan to fail.

[Dylan]

If you stay ready, you don't even

[Hasan Piker]

get ready like Zora mom Donnie gave him.

[Dylan]

Yeah, yeah, that's a fun one.

[Jimmy]

One made of solid gold.

[Hasan Piker]

New York New York Post, bro. They were cooking his ass because he. He got the standing room only thousand dollar tickets to the Knicks. They were like, how did you get it? How'd you get the ticket? Do you feel like you used your position as mayor to get tickets? Like, bro, Eric Adams was literally getting free flights of Turkey. Yeah. Never got the hairline thing, by the way. I don't even understand why he didn't get the hair transplant.

[Jimmy]

When we had Big Z, Big Zo on, we were like, yo, is that why he's going turkey? And he's like, you know what? If I ever come back with a magnificent hairline and like, you know, some filler in here, you know, that I've. That I've been compromised.

[Hasan Piker]

He used that. He used that line on me too.

[Dylan]

Oh, he's got some responses.

[Hasan Piker]

He's such a slut. Damn, dude. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Get some new material.

[Hasan Piker]

Zoron. Yes.

[Dylan]

Get back in the lab, dude.

[Hasan Piker]

Do you think.

[Jimmy]

Does MASSAD have a file on you? They must, right?

[Hasan Piker]

Yes.

[Dylan]

Fol's plural.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. That's not. They. They have probably a unit dedicated. They're sitting in my chat all day, right? I do. I have, like. I have like actual ops that sit in the. In the chat all day, though, like, Fox News has hired a producer specifically to sit in my chat from start to finish.

[Jimmy]

Really?

[Hasan Piker]

There's a guy from the Manhattan Institute, the guys that, like, invented the whole crt, where they were like, crt woke is killing di is killing America.

[Jimmy]

I think they Use that. They're like, hey, if you don't stick to the company talking points, we're going to make you the Hasan chat guy. Like a punishment.

[Hasan Piker]

I feel. I feel like it's entertaining.

[Dylan]

That's the mail room of a fucking government agency chat room.

[Hasan Piker]

Now, my hope is that, like, there's, you know, somewhere in Langley there's a dude who is just like, who. Who did, you know, graduate from Yale.

[Jimmy]

Sure.

[Hasan Piker]

And. And was like, yeah, I. Fudgeing. I'm doing this for America. Slowly but surely. He's just like, yo, maybe America kind of sucks.

[Dylan]

Wow.

[Jimmy]

Or he's like. He's been on Urban Dictionary. What does D. Big Gab mean?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, he's learning. He's learning the important lessons.

[Jimmy]

Are we going to be okay?

[Hasan Piker]

Yes and no. Because, like, things are definitely spiraling out of control, and I think a lot of people are just, like, completely oblivious to it or.

[Jimmy]

But agnostic.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Jaded. Just generally.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. But because everyone still has to go to work. You know what I mean? It's like, what am I supposed to do?

[Dylan]

Rent? Still do.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Gas is more expensive. What am I going to do? Walk? You know, get the Uber? Yeah. For. For a lot of people, they just don't have the time or the opportunity to, like, focus on what's going on. But at the same time, people are uneasy about the way things are going. There's a sense of, like, great unease. And for that reason, I think there's a lot of opportunity.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

And one of the things I'm doing out in New York is I was here to promote the New York City DSA sl. All the way from the congressional ones. Yeah, exactly. And I did a rally with them last night at Silo, and it was fantastic. It was great. The energy was awesome in the room. And, you know, you got all these people who are ready to knock down doors and. And get these people elected. And I think, like, every single success will. Will build on that momentum in the same exact way that Zoron did. Like, because, yeah, Zoron is not. I mean, I love the guy, but he. He. My goal, and I said this last night as well, is to make sure that he's not even remotely considered remarkable at all.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

So that there is, like, so many people like him all around the country that people are just like, yeah, he's just another good politician.

[Jimmy]

Do you think? I mean, spending time in la, one of the notions we felt from the. Externally is like, look at how sick New York is now that they elected, you know, Mom, Donnie, like, Maybe we should do something similar. Are you seeing that in other parts of the country or no?

[Hasan Piker]

Yes, absolutely. But it's, it's a lot more difficult to do because, like, the thing about Zoran is like, yeah, he's charismatic, he's handsome, but he also is a DSA cadre candidate. So like, he's been in this, he, he has the organizing background. Right. Like, he's, he's done work at the local level as well. And even before then, I mean, dude was a SJP chapter starter at Bowden. So, you know, he, he, he comes from that back.

[Dylan]

He's been in the incubator.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Whereas, whereas a lot, yeah, he's about that life. And, and for that reason, I think he gets also the benefit of the doubt when he does certain things, you know, as long as he doesn't continue doing certain things. Right. But a lot of other people that want to recreate that formula think it's formulaic, but it's not right. And, and there are still many candidates that are actually remarkable candidates. And then there are a lot of, you know, phonies as well, who are just trying to do the walk and talk videos and, and try this, dude.

[Jimmy]

You know, they're cloud chasing.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. They're trying to hit the same like Zoron fog because they think if we do the, if we do the right amount of videos and the right kinds of videos, like, we'll get elected.

[Dylan]

And I, if we nail the kerning, just nail the current.

[Hasan Piker]

If they come on the throwing fizz pod, they don't know what the truth is. If they came, they would win. I don't know.

[Dylan]

But they're not invited, so it doesn't matter what were.

[Jimmy]

I mean, you'd mentioned how like the vibes are really high in New York right now. You were at ground zero, no pun intended. 911 joke of vibes at Madison Square Garden, game four. What was that like?

[Hasan Piker]

Dude brother, Listen, I, I, I'll be the first to admit I'm not like the biggest. I, I'm not like a team sports guy at all.

[Jimmy]

You and everyone else that's rooting for.

[Dylan]

But you're a Hooper.

[Jimmy]

You're a Hooper.

[Hasan Piker]

I'm a Hooper personally. And I love, I like, I actually do have a lot of sympathy for Wemb Yama. I know it'. Allowed. You're not allowed to say that as a tall guy. Yeah, yeah. Us talls, we, we go through a lot of trials.

[Dylan]

It's hard to shower as a weirdly built gentleman.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, no, but you know, welcome to the bandwagon. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I. But I'm unapologetic about it. I'm saying I'm not like one of those guys. Like, I'm a Die Hard Nukes you. You know Lar. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Last week she's in fucking Cleveland. This week she's a New York Knicks fan. Get out of here.

[Jimmy]

The Heim sisters grew up in la.

[Hasan Piker]

The Lime sisters are.

[Jimmy]

La Lime has a song about how

[Dylan]

they hate New York.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. No, that was. That was bullshit. Yeah, that actually is bullshit where I'm like, I don't want to be like that. So I just. I'm the guy who wears like a band T shirt, and if someone asked me, like, name five songs, I'd be like, I don't fucking know anything. The band is fuck music. Yeah. I don't even listen to music.

[Jimmy]

But regardless, it was fucking. Must have been so sick.

[Dylan]

Mayhem.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. It was insane. So here's the thing. I was there with my best friend, my podcast co host, who is a die hard Knicks fan. He's a New York guy, so unfortunately, he's never experienced the pleasure of winning anything. Right. He's a Jets fan.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

And a Knicks fan. Yeah. So for him, I mean, we were talking about, like, going to Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks play before the playoffs. Like, before there was any, like, you know, before there was any hope that the Knicks were going to make playoffs. Yeah. So for us, like, this was the perfect opportunity. And. And, yeah, we dropped the fucking grip. It was. It was.

[Dylan]

What are we talking?

[Hasan Piker]

Insane? I think it was like, the total was like 25 grand for three.

[Dylan]

Jesus Christ, bro.

[Hasan Piker]

And it wasn't even.

[Dylan]

Must be nice.

[Hasan Piker]

And, dude.

[Dylan]

And they were trapped.

[Hasan Piker]

And it wasn't even like.

[Dylan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Anything remarkable. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You were like, ref, that's a foul.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Binoculars on. It's a timeout.

[Dylan]

No, no telescope.

[Hasan Piker]

I can't. I, like, we were.

[Jimmy]

Get opera glasses.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, we were in, like, the. We weren't like. Like, we were underneath the boxes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

So it was like, you know, it wasn't like total nosebleeds. And the price difference between those bleeds in this ticket was, like, not that much. Which is why I was like, fuck it. We'll just, you know, get closer. And. And, yeah, it was. It was an incredible experience because, like, as someone who's like, kind of a Wemby fan, but also someone who's like, you know, rooting for New York's for. For, you know, democratic socialism and Islamic sharia, because I Do think that the reverberations of a Knicks sweep or a Nixon 5 will be felt in the SEC? Like you're going to have, you're going to have motherfuckers in Alabama being like, we need a Muslim style socialist mayor.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Roll jihad.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We need to do. We need to implement full luxury communism in jihad.

[Jimmy]

Roll fatwa.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, so that's that. I do see that. Like, I do think that it helps with the movement. So, you know, I'm, I'm on board with that. But watching the game with like a fucking 30 point disparity for the first three, I mean, for by the end of the half, it was a record breaking game. And, and seeing my buddy just like almost kill himself, like attempting to kill himself in the arena, as I kept repeatedly telling him, no, they're going to bring this back because they always do because Knicks are so goddamn streaky and they're like fucking piranhas. Once they go on a tear and

[Dylan]

they smell blood, it's a wrap.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And the spurs are unfortunately too green of a team still. And they can't. When they get overwhelmed, they, they get

[Dylan]

broken and they fold like a New York slice dog.

[Jimmy]

You're hitting homie with the shepherd fairy hope.

[Dylan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like Obama in 08.

[Hasan Piker]

And I kept telling him that and he didn't believe it until it actually happened. But there was a very funny moment where like, I'm wearing this Mom Downistan shirt, right? And it's like Bronson. You know, everybody else is. It's like a Nick shirt. There's these Long island possible cops.

[Jimmy]

Sure, of course. That cop coded.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, that. That are sitting in front of us. They're drunk, they're having a good time. One of them turns around and goes, I don't like that shirt. And, and we were like, what? Like the I'm next fans, I assume. Yeah, yeah, of course. They're. Everyone's a Knicks fan. And. And we're just like, what are you talking about? Like, that's the mayor. He's like, not my mayor. And, and it was really funny because that at that moment I instantly clocked it that he was from Long Island.

[Dylan]

Yeah, right, right. So he's literally Staten Islands.

[Jimmy]

That's not his mayor.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, they are from Long Island.

[Dylan]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, we found out he was stating a fact. That is not my bear.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, he was. He's like, well, you know, I'll allow it because it's a special night. I was thinking in my mind, like, what do you Mean, you'll allow it?

[Dylan]

Yeah, sure.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Anyway. But they went through the same fucking motion. The emotional roller coaster, Right? And. And when the. When the Knicks were down at halftime by, like, you know, 20 plus almost 29 points, one of them came back and they're. They're. All the homies are. Are on the verge of tears. These adult men. All divorced for sure. Yep. Okay. Facts. They haven't felt this way since family court. And this guy said, listen, I know we're down, but we're not out.

[Jimmy]

Oh.

[Hasan Piker]

And he. He gave him a pep talk like, life is a game of inches style. Okay. And he was like, pacino mode. Yeah. He went Pacino mode. It was incredible. We watched it happen.

[Jimmy]

They clawed for that inch.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And he said, this is a historic game. But what this is not a historic loss. What this will be. Imagine if the Knicks bring it back. And I believe they will. You will have watched basketball history happen. And he was fucking right.

[Dylan]

Nailed it.

[Hasan Piker]

He was right.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

So who did we watch basketball history unfold?

[Jimmy]

He's the oracle.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Who does he have in 28?

[Hasan Piker]

NASCAR. Yeah. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Trying to get on Kalsi real quick.

[Hasan Piker]

Probably. Probably J.D. vance, though.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Judging by the way they looked and the way they carried themselves, I assumed Donald Trump probably third time, maybe.

[Jimmy]

I thought those tickets were a gift from Israel and they were just buying your allegiance.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes, yes, I am. I am Israel high.

[Dylan]

I am.

[Jimmy]

You're one of those influencers that get paid, like 700 bucks a post or whatever.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that'd be the. That'd be the funniest thing if they. If Israel is paying me to be so viciously anti Israel.

[Jimmy]

People feel bad for Israel.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Feel bad for Israel. But that. That is true. Yes. This is. I. I have decided to switch teams.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

You without anti Zionist for 13 years. I've decided this is the.

[Jimmy]

Like, I got courtside tickets from bb.

[Dylan]

You and Paltrow. You and Paltrow will be sitting courtside.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

How much do you think she got paid to show for that real estate luggage development?

[Hasan Piker]

When I saw her the week prior to that ad coming out. Being like, I'm independent. I'm not feeling anything right now. You're a conservative. You're a Republican. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dylan]

The vibes are just.

[Jimmy]

Was that her soft launching the commercial, do you think?

[Hasan Piker]

I don't even think she thinks like that.

[Dylan]

Right. All right.

[Hasan Piker]

She doesn't have to think.

[Jimmy]

Have you had Goop Kitchen?

[Hasan Piker]

I have in the past. Is it fire now? No, I don't think it's that good.

[Jimmy]

Even the, the, the vegan pe or the gluten free pizza supposed to be gas.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I, I didn't have the gluten free pizza, but my mom, my mom used to have it all the time. And then my, my sister in law, my mom were like texting in the group chat, in the family group chat, and they're like, it's BDS now. We can't be eating goop now. No longer.

[Jimmy]

Have you ever actually gotten any like, friendly offers to soften your tone on Israel from them? From Israel, the powers that be.

[Hasan Piker]

Not like a shadow Israel, but. So I'm rep by WME, you know, shout out to. To Ari Emanuel and WME. After October 7th, when I, you know, didn't shy away from revealing my full opinion on exactly what Israel had done leading up to October 7th, they reached out and they were like, you gotta really please.

[Dylan]

They're like, they're begging you, please don't fumble the bag.

[Hasan Piker]

Like the, the heat is far too high here. You got to tone it down. You got to cool it. I was like, no.

[Jimmy]

And how long do they want you to cool it for? Like a month?

[Hasan Piker]

I don't know. Because that conversation didn't take place with me to place my management. And I of course was like, no. And I think their, their retort was, okay, well, we won't send work your way.

[Dylan]

What Damn a there like.

[Hasan Piker]

But I mean, but they never dropped me and they dropped so many other clients. That's actually crazy. Yeah. Which is why it's so funny that they just like never dropped me because they.

[Jimmy]

I guess you're their golden streamer child. Yeah, yeah, the golden stream.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly. From, from their perspective, it was more so just like, yeah, whatever. He's gonna say this stuff. It's hasan exactly.

[Jimmy]

Did the. Did the work slow?

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, that's like.

[Jimmy]

I don't know what they send you.

[Hasan Piker]

That's what's so interesting about this. Because most of what I do like my relationship with them is me just saying no to things.

[Dylan]

Oh, right. It's all dog.

[Hasan Piker]

So it's like, it's usually it not usually. There's some really good offers. It's just I'm not going to take them because it's like, I'm not going to.

[Jimmy]

What's the best offer you've gotten that you turned down?

[Hasan Piker]

The most insane one was Polymarket.

[Dylan]

Oh.

[Hasan Piker]

Night of the election. $1 million was their entry point just for the night. Night dog. Nope.

[Dylan]

One night's worth of work starting Number Millie.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Starting number was a million. I said no. And it's interesting.

[Jimmy]

That's one third of your home.

[Dylan]

We're available.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. They got raided the next morning by the FBI.

[Dylan]

Oh, yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Dang.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

They were doing, like, they were doing a lot of, you know, allegedly. Not that it matters anymore, because Donald Trump Jr's controlling everything, but they were doing a lot of ads without, like, revealing that they were doing ads.

[Jimmy]

Right, right, right, right.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Which was crazy. Kalshee. Did you guys see this? With the Spencer press shit? Kalshee was funding, like, Gunther Eagleman and all these, like, Republican content creators on Twitter, if you want to call them content creators, even to do election conspiracies as a paid Kalshi promotion, they would literally, quote, retweet the Kalshee, like Spencer Pratt chances and be like, this is obviously stolen. The Democrats are stealing this paid advertising

[Dylan]

and they're trying to cook the odds. Or what is the. Or is that politically what they want?

[Hasan Piker]

I think that they were paying right wing Republicans any kind of money to do election conspiracies is fucking insane to me. But we have no rules anymore, so you might as well.

[Dylan]

It's how people get jaded, bro. Like we were talking about before, it's like, all right, are you even surprised? Like, you are, but you're not.

[Jimmy]

They've infiltrated, like, the Knicks vibes where, like all the.

[Hasan Piker]

All the viral, like, oh, I hate that. Like, at first I was like, oh, it's cool that we, you know, there's a nice, little, Little, nice little chant that shows the device which was stolen

[Jimmy]

from a tick tock.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

By the way, it was corny.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Like, it's fine, though. Like, it was. It was a fine chant because Christian door's ass.

[Dylan]

Yeah. We take umbrage with the fashion brand in the line of the poem.

[Hasan Piker]

But I like that. I like the whole point about, you know, my mayor's Muslim, bagel's Jewish. Like, oh, it shows how diverse New York is. New York is united. Whitman behind the Knicks. Yeah. And then the Kelsey seizes on that opportunity.

[Dylan]

The iconic green cow. She. Mike.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I hate that. I hate that so much. And then now it's so corny when I hear it.

[Jimmy]

I'm just like, it's like an X now. I mean, honestly, maybe a blessing in disguise that the Knicks gave up one because now that chant is forever eradicated.

[Dylan]

Thank God.

[Hasan Piker]

I know. But they're. They're. They've modified it.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What do you know?

[Hasan Piker]

It's like, it's cancerous it's like you can't defeat it.

[Dylan]

Whatever. Rhymes with five.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, whatever. Rhymes of five.

[Jimmy]

My stream is live. Nixon five. Like, what?

[Hasan Piker]

Tune in. I just. I not refuse to partake in it.

[Dylan]

Thank you.

[Hasan Piker]

Also, speaking of Kelsey, Timothy Chalamet.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Saw that.

[Hasan Piker]

What are you doing?

[Jimmy]

Saw that. What do you think? His bag was probably 10 mil.

[Hasan Piker]

Do I know? Like, but it's like, you're. You're so up right now. You're so up. Your team is up. People are. People are still coming after you to say, like, oh, he's fake. This is a bandwagon fan. Everybody knows that that's not the case because you got the photos to prove it.

[Jimmy]

And you know what's crazy is that Timmy didn't have, like, almost more props to him because, like, like, like me, I had, like, the knicks in the 90s, who were good. 94.99. He never had that. He only had the dog. 2000s the last 26 years. But with the college, that's. That's a bag.

[Dylan]

He's bulletproof, dog. He's fine.

[Hasan Piker]

All right, if you guys say so. But I feel like it's stuff like this that you get to.

[Jimmy]

Trey Young, suck my dick to the camera real quick.

[Hasan Piker]

Trey Young, suck my dick. There you go. All right.

[Dylan]

Clip that out.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Dylan]

Welcome to side talk.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, I. Look, I. I've been doing rallies. I know how to pander. I've been doing the Knicks in five. Chance and suck my dick. Don't worry.

[Jimmy]

Live Nixon five.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You're here in New York. Hassan, when you travel, do you leave your dog locked in the basement, or do you kill her and just buy another clone?

[Hasan Piker]

Both. Yeah, I switch in and out.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

It's so crazy because, like, that obviously is the number one meta is like, I'm abusing my dog. And it's.

[Dylan]

Well, we got a new one. You're pretty horny.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Oh, that's tattoo. We're going to get to that, I hope. But that one was so wild because, like, she literally is the most pampered dog on the planet and lives a better life than virtually every human being. That is called into question. The way I treat my dog, she

[Jimmy]

probably has better health care than, like, most of America.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes, bro. She literally gets. She goes on walks, like, twice a day. She goes to the park twice a day while I'm live streaming, and it's

[Jimmy]

like, you wouldn't pick up her shit.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And the paparazzi the Fox News sent to outside my house, like, they Snap capped her going on a walk.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

And it's. It's crazy.

[Jimmy]

This monster.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And they're like. Because they wanted to hit the angle, of course. Dog abuse.

[Dylan]

Michael Vicar ass dude.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And it didn't work because it's like, she's like, clearly unbelievably spoiled. She's like, going on walks. Or they try to spin it as something nefarious, like random woman takes. Takes the dog on a. On. On a location that we don't slave

[Jimmy]

during an LA heat wave.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe they killed a dog. Who knows?

[Dylan]

She took the heat off your Porsche, though. Or I don't know if you. You traded that in, but

[Hasan Piker]

no one cares about the car anymore. Yeah. It is an EV.

[Jimmy]

On the walk, on the 10 seconds between walking, meeting him at the door and walking in here. Hassan made sure to tell me that he drives an ev.

[Hasan Piker]

Well, you did bring up. I was here with a. With a reporter, and you were trying to call me out being like, oh, you got a gas guzzler. He literally immediately, this is our friend.

[Jimmy]

This is a throwing Fitz Hasan friendship. We just roast the fuck out of each other.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. You were like, you came in here with a fucking gas guzzler Escalade.

[Dylan]

Did you take the subway?

[Jimmy]

It was a Suburban.

[Hasan Piker]

No, I have Ivy. Had to take subway this time, but I normally do. Because you have to. This is. It's bedlam above the ground.

[Dylan]

Right, right, right. It's better.

[Jimmy]

Can you take the sub? Or, like, do you get harassed and hit up by fan? Not harassed, but like, yeah, I mean,

[Hasan Piker]

of course, but it's fine. I mean, I don't mind it. Yeah. When I'm walking down the street, people are like, oh, my God, what are you doing here?

[Jimmy]

What do they. What do they want you to do? Do they want you to dance like a monkey? Do they want, like, selfie? Say something about 911. Like, okay, yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

They're like, yo, say the line.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

That's so funny because, like, Cuomo thought that that was a banger. When he was like, you won't denounce Hasan Pica. And he was like, yeah, I don't agree with the 911 stuff, but I'm not going to denounce him. And it didn't work. And they kept hammering it. You know Michael Bloomberg and, like, the Tisch family. Yep. Your police commissioner.

[Dylan]

Yes. Shout out to giants.

[Hasan Piker]

They spent like $8 million on those ads of me and Zoron. To be like, zoron Mumdani is hanging out with this radical terrorist who did 911 questions.

[Dylan]

Yeah, right. Who knows?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I was seven.

[Jimmy]

Where were you?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, I was. I was on the rooftops in New Jersey, but I was dancing for something separate. It was a different thing.

[Jimmy]

He was doing his tick tock dances.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I didn't know it was behind me. I didn't know that it was happening.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The New York Post did run an article recently about Hassan Piker's cd, Sex Obsessed Life. How horny are you?

[Hasan Piker]

Dude? That one is fucking insane. Because they sent a drone to my house. Look at the article.

[Jimmy]

I thought that it was like, sources tell us Hasan likes that.

[Dylan]

That's all sources say.

[Hasan Piker]

No, they sent it. Well, the sources are bullshit. But like. And everything the article is saying, but what was shocking about it is like Rupert Murdoch sent a fucking aerial drone to my house to take a photo of the front of my house.

[Dylan]

Dude, are they trying to catch you beating cheek jerking your like, I, I

[Hasan Piker]

think they were just trying to dox me.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

There's a bunch of other journalists immediately reached out and were like, bro, they put the hit out on you. Like, look at this. What is this?

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

All I saw was there's some photos you and some questions.

[Dylan]

Oh, there it is. Yeah. Damn. The crib. The crib in the Porsche.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

That's where you work out.

[Hasan Piker]

Isn't that nuts?

[Jimmy]

It is confirmed in the ev. I can see it charging.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Isn't. Isn't that insane though, that like, they're just like, oh, you're. Yeah, you've. You've disrupted. You've pissed off some powerful people. So here's a photo of the front of your house, your home, for everyone to see.

[Jimmy]

Is that scary?

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, it is what it is, you know, what are you going to do? I mean, am I worried about it? Not really. I can't think about it. You know what I mean? If, because I, if I let that fear seep in to my commentary, to what I'm saying, what I'm doing. If I was like, I'm going to rallies all around the country, right. Like, like, if I was worried about getting kirked, then I wouldn't be able to do that.

[Dylan]

So, so answer the question though. How horny are you?

[Hasan Piker]

Oh, I think a normal amount of horny for a 34 year old man. It's really funny though, because like half of the shit that they have on there is like, I have a podcast and on the podcast we don't talk about politics. I'm like, not a serious person. All the Time. Barely a fucking serious person when I'm talking about politics. So there's, like, funny moments where they'll just be like. Like, here he is, like, sharing nudes that he's received. And it's like, the clip is literally just like, a friend of mine overlooking my shoulder. And then they see, like, me texting someone and go. You know. And then they are like, see, he

[Dylan]

was texting his roster.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. It's crazy because it's like. Yeah. I mean, I've had sex three.

[Dylan]

Whoa.

[Jimmy]

300 times, apparently.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I've had sex.

[Dylan]

Your body count was doxed.

[Jimmy]

What was the sex like?

[Hasan Piker]

It was sometimes unremarkable and sometimes very good.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

You know, no thanks to you. Yeah. Sometimes you're tired, you know? Sometimes you don't.

[Jimmy]

You don't have close. Are they in the body count?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I don't know. What. My body count.

[Dylan]

It's that high? You lost track.

[Hasan Piker]

I have no idea.

[Dylan]

Congrats, dude.

[Hasan Piker]

Stopped counting. Over 300.

[Dylan]

What a beast.

[Hasan Piker]

I have no idea. But what I will say is there was, like, some funny moments in there where I'm, like, literally talking to Will about. Because he's a boobs guy. And I'll be like, yeah, I'll fucking sit. When I see something on. On my Instagram feed of a curvy lady, I send him the clip.

[Dylan]

Like any good friend.

[Hasan Piker]

Like, I send the clip or send him the post, as friends do. Yeah. And they were making that seem like I'm, like, sharing nudes of other people. It's like, no, I'm just doing what every adult male has done at some point in their life.

[Dylan]

Totally.

[Jimmy]

What's your. What's your screen time?

[Hasan Piker]

I've done this for Wired magazine in the past.

[Dylan]

Like, oh, I guess we'll just go ourselves.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I don't want to know. Know. I don't want to know.

[Hasan Piker]

Where do you even find.

[Jimmy]

Are you more on Twitter, more on IG or more on.

[Dylan]

Excuse me, X. The Everything app?

[Hasan Piker]

Twitter, yeah. Unfortunately, Twitter, it sucks. But I definitely use Twitter the most.

[Jimmy]

What do you think of Elon Musk

[Dylan]

becoming the world on Twitter? That's why.

[Jimmy]

What do you think of Elon Musk becoming the first. The world's first trillionaire?

[Hasan Piker]

Happy for him.

[Dylan]

So deserved.

[Hasan Piker]

You think I'm happy for Elon Musk? Elon Musk wants to kill me. Yeah. And. And so. No, I'm not. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm against the concept of billionaires, let alone fucking trillionaires is insane.

[Jimmy]

Well, now you gotta now are billionaires cool because they escape cuz we got a chill.

[Hasan Piker]

They're broke boys.

[Dylan]

They're just like us.

[Hasan Piker]

Broke. Yeah.

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[Jimmy]

You know what's really cool? A T. Yeah. Trillionaire with a T. Is it like second?

[Dylan]

We're closer to second place and second place is to Elon. Is it maybe one of those things where it's crazy sliding scale?

[Hasan Piker]

Like a billionaire that only has $1 billion is closer to homelessness than they are to Elon Musk.

[Dylan]

Exactly.

[Hasan Piker]

That's liter mathematically true. Which is insane.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. He has 1,000 billions.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Dylan]

Must be nice.

[Jimmy]

Do you think, do you think SpaceX, do you think it's gonna. Well, I mean I don't know what the fucking stock is that, but some one's gonna crater to 150 right now.

[Dylan]

Yeah, it's juiced from the IPO.

[Hasan Piker]

I. I don't think the stock market is real, man.

[Dylan]

I think that's because it's not.

[Jimmy]

It's a casino.

[Hasan Piker]

No, I think it's it's just like it's. It's living on hopes and dreams at this point. I mean look at what the fuck's going on with the straight of hormones. Donald Trump has said there is Going to be a ceasefire 38 times. Today's the 39th time he said a ceasefire is happening. It's going to hit.

[Dylan]

But he's going to hit one of these days, right?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And everyone is, everyone has calcified their existence where they're like, no, no, no. Eventually it's the, it's the mining of the diamond. Like, you know, 99 of gamblers turn around right before they hit big. Yeah. And that's how everyone is operating at this point.

[Jimmy]

A clock with dementia is still right?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Our clock with dementia happens to be the president, unfortunately.

[Jimmy]

Adam, back to your penis. Is the second laptop you use for pornography. Is that juicier than the Hunter Biden laptop?

[Hasan Piker]

No, it's, bro. That's. The other thing is like the, the, the serious journalism that they're doing is me literally making an offhanded remark that turned into a meme of, of calling my personal laptop a faptop. Ah. That's it. That's literally the whole story.

[Dylan]

He actually has three laptops. Two of them are fat.

[Hasan Piker]

And also, I don't even use the FAPTOP anymore. I'm a screenager now, leveled up to the iPad.

[Dylan]

Oh, really?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

IPad kid.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

How crusty is that?

[Dylan]

Wipe it down, you can crack it in half, dude.

[Hasan Piker]

I'm not, not intentionally, but it happens, bro. Not even on accident.

[Jimmy]

It's in the splash zone.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Jimmy]

Are you the millennial Hunter Biden?

[Hasan Piker]

I haven't done anything remotely as cool as he has, which is kind of sad, I guess. Like, I, I guess there is a generation Gen Z Hunter Biden is just going to masturbate one time. Yeah, one time. Yeah, he did do a bump. Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Are you gonna have him on stream?

[Hasan Piker]

I might. I've, I've reached out to him. He did not reply. I don't think he's. I'm sure there's plenty of people who are, like, not fond of me in his orbit.

[Dylan]

Oh, okay.

[Hasan Piker]

Because, like, he would, he would rather go on Candace Owens stream than, than mine, I feel like. Because, like, I'm gonna ask him about his dad. Sure. And I'm gonna ask him about Israel job. Yeah, well, I, I, you know what?

[Dylan]

So crazy good dick.

[Hasan Piker]

I. Yes, 100%. The, the BS are girthy. They got solid schmeat. Yeah. Even the brother.

[Jimmy]

The dead one?

[Hasan Piker]

No, not the dead one. No. Joe's brother. Oh, Joe's brother has a dick pig out there.

[Jimmy]

That's right.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

When he's old.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. So we've seen their, We've seen their meat. They got, they got decent meat. So.

[Jimmy]

But have you seen the foot job? Because it's pretty remarkable.

[Hasan Piker]

I think I have. I've.

[Dylan]

You would know.

[Hasan Piker]

I, I, no, no, I've seen everything. Yeah. So. So for me, I've been a day one Hunter Biden advocate. Like, I literally defended him from day one. I was like, the Biden laptop is crazy. And all the stuff that you guys are like, pointing to from within the laptop are just, like, totally normal. Who gives a fuck if he's doing crack? Whatever. But, but because of my opposition to his dad, I feel like he would probably not do it if you.

[Jimmy]

And I know this because I've tried to reach out to him. If you post put. And if you do a media inquiry on his website, you get an automatic email that's just like, thank you for your interest in Hunter Biden's artwork. Pieces range from 20,000 to $120,000. 20,000. $120,000. And please specify which artwork you're interested in and we will, like, review your personal collection, see if it's a fit.

[Dylan]

Wow. There's only so much space, you know?

[Hasan Piker]

Who the does he think he is, bro?

[Dylan]

Hunter Biden. He's him.

[Jimmy]

Do you like his art or is he just swagger Jack and George.

[Dylan]

George W. I. Hitler.

[Hasan Piker]

I don't. Yeah, I don't. I have. Is it even in any way, shape or form remarkable? I don't know what's going on with his artwork. It's just like, it's therapeutic. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

It's helping him.

[Dylan]

That's all that matters.

[Jimmy]

And that's all that matters.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I feel fucking the greatest therapy is charging 120 bands for your fucking dog painting.

[Jimmy]

But then it's all a crypto thing apparently. Right? He's like pumping a coin.

[Hasan Piker]

So I did see that. And I think in a long enough timeline, anyone that gets on Twitter and is, like, posting very fun.

[Dylan]

Right, right, right.

[Hasan Piker]

Inevitably does ARR. Rug pull now. And that's, that's what he's, you know,

[Dylan]

When's your rug pull coming?

[Hasan Piker]

I've had so many opportunities, bro. I just told you, I said no to a million dollars.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. But what's really cool, A trillion dollars.

[Dylan]

Yeah, dude.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, it's not happening. When NFTs were first popping, they came to me.

[Dylan]

They want to turn you into a monkey?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. They wanted, they wanted me to do my own NFT. They wanted me to promote NFTs. The, the collective total I've said no to on the NFT side probably is, you know, multiple millions.

[Jimmy]

Multiple millions. It only takes one.

[Dylan]

Yes. You know, just keep that in mind.

[Jimmy]

Have you ever beefed with someone and they got you. Ooh, normally you come out on top or you just kind of brush it off, but like, has anyone ever.

[Hasan Piker]

I brush it off. I'm. I'm Teflon Don at this point. They. There's. There's beefs that I don't even know about that are happening. Like, there's so many.

[Dylan]

Don Draper, I don't even think about you.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. It's like there's so many, like one sided bees of people who are just like, I hate this guy. I hope he kills himself all the time. And I'm just like completely oblivious. Right. Trying to. Trying to do my best.

[Jimmy]

They're stuck in requests.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Live in. Live in my world. Yeah. My automated response is saying, if you want a painting, we have to look at your portfolio.

[Jimmy]

Do you have to work on that or is it just. That's just who you are that just ingrained in your DNA?

[Hasan Piker]

I think I, I think I got used to it because, like, I, I used to be so much more responsive in like the early 2020 era when I was first getting a lot of prominence. Right.

[Jimmy]

Can you hold it up for me?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Dude is my Donald Trump Trump. Fight, fight, fight. Fake assassination attempts into him. This is a. This is.

[Dylan]

You can't just rock like a normal person.

[Hasan Piker]

No, this is a. Well, this also has like the top where you can discard the.

[Dylan]

Oh, okay, sure. I just. I just litter. I said it in the street.

[Hasan Piker]

You want? Yeah, it is. Do you know that that also has a place to discard it?

[Dylan]

Yeah, the bottom.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. But it's so hard, bro.

[Dylan]

What do you think is my first rodeo?

[Hasan Piker]

I don't know. It's so hard to take out and. Yeah, people don't know.

[Dylan]

That's why the, the Euro version or Velos are superior.

[Jimmy]

But.

[Dylan]

Okay, I see what you're doing.

[Hasan Piker]

But the zin taste is better than the velo.

[Dylan]

What's your milligram?

[Hasan Piker]

I do threes up until a certain point of the day, and then I switch to sixes and I switch back to threes.

[Dylan]

You're a better man than me.

[Jimmy]

So you're. It's like this.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dylan]

What do you.

[Jimmy]

A ten a day?

[Hasan Piker]

Probably. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Hell yeah.

[Jimmy]

When do you start?

[Hasan Piker]

When did I start?

[Jimmy]

Why don't we get a Hassan?

[Dylan]

Yeah. Oh, like Tucker? No, that's. That's ethical, right? It's just nicotine.

[Jimmy]

I mean, in The USA grown in tobacco. Grown in the usa.

[Hasan Piker]

Nothing I do is considered ethical by my opposition.

[Dylan]

The opposition.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, it doesn't matter though. It, it is something that I would, I would maybe think about.

[Jimmy]

Get some, like, steel workers in Pennsylvania. Make the tin cases.

[Dylan]

Yeah. Put some.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Asses in factor.

[Jimmy]

He's running folks.

[Hasan Piker]

He's running jobs.

[Jimmy]

Creator, are you ever going to run for office?

[Hasan Piker]

No, he's too smart. Everybody always, everybody always says this. And it's gotten a lot since I started wearing the suits.

[Dylan]

Especially because, like, you look the part, dog.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Since I started wearing the suits, everyone's like, you're running for office. I'm like, no, I'm not. I, I. Cause like, the, the, the serious response to it is like, I have so much more opportunity to promote people that come from this background of, like, organizing background, you know, that, that have put in the work for years and years through the network within, you know, Democratic Socialist America and numerous other organizations that I can be beneficial to, like 50 races at the same time as opposed to trying to run and maybe losing in one race.

[Dylan]

You're more effective this way.

[Jimmy]

Way.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You're saying all races matter.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Exactly. All lives matter.

[Jimmy]

Are you, Are you trying to reclaim suits from white supremacists? Like, let's talk about the suits for a second.

[Hasan Piker]

A little bit. I think Zoron definitely was impactful in that decision, too. But the real reason why I do it is because I got clips so much on Fox News that I was like, if I'm wearing a suit while I'm saying the things I'm saying, those grandmothers are probably going to be much more receptive.

[Dylan]

It's actually really smart.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And it's literally worked.

[Jimmy]

Really?

[Hasan Piker]

It's actually worked. Yeah.

[Dylan]

Like, I have dressed for the job you want.

[Jimmy]

It's like, why people wear glasses in court.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, I have to see. That's why I wear them.

[Jimmy]

See, there literally has been a positive impact of the suiting in terms of, like, the things you say being accepted by more like Mainstream America.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes. 100% fire. No, I think we're, we got. We're lizard brain people, man. At the end of the day, I think, like, when they see something.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

That they find to be appealing, they. They lock in on it. They're far more receptive to what I have to say. If I'm wearing a suit when I'm

[Jimmy]

saying it and you look good doing it. Yeah. Which rare.

[Hasan Piker]

I know. I know, bro.

[Dylan]

You're. You Got to start. You know, we got to get going.

[Jimmy]

Why don't you just, like. And. And you've. It's gotten. It's gotten a lot better. Like, objectively gotten a lot better. I think today you knocked out of the park. But there's. Sometimes I'm just like, o, dude, why don't you just cop oversized vintage Armani suits that'll fit your body like a. I. I did.

[Hasan Piker]

So I did a photo shoot for. For days Dazed. Okay. It's coming out. Days Middle east cover.

[Dylan]

Days Middle east cover. Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

I was supposed to do the full Dazed, but I didn't have time to do it.

[Jimmy]

Sure.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, actually, like, the same guy who was supposed to shoot me for days, which worked out really well because then they did Mahmoud, and that was awesome. So the same guy did it for days Middle east instead. And the. The person, the stylist that was on that shoot found a bunch of different vintage suits for me to wear. And one of them was this vintage Giorgio Armani suit.

[Dylan]

Sick.

[Hasan Piker]

From, like, I think the 80s or the 90s. And I liked it so much, I bought it off of her fire. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But also, like, they're oversized.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Perfect perfectly for your broadness.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. So the one that. The one that you really like, the one that I wore, that's like. Like houndstooth almost like that one is the vintage Armani suit.

[Jimmy]

There you go.

[Hasan Piker]

Double pleated. I love double pleats.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, man, go.

[Hasan Piker]

So. So. Okay, you know, so you.

[Dylan]

You figured it out. So we're.

[Hasan Piker]

Well, the other reason is because, I mean, it's not every suit can be custom. What?

[Jimmy]

Not every suit can be custom made can.

[Dylan]

When you Chinese spend 25k on Nick's tickets, you know, look who you're talking to.

[Hasan Piker]

This is not as expensive tickets, but there is. The cliche is like, a suit is timeless. Right. Like, and. And it is kind of true. So, like, I, I, I look back at those, like, 2017, 2014 era, like, Instagram wannabe influencer fit pics. The. Yeah, yeah. Tax. The Ridge shirt's a classic. I'm like, I can't. I can't be doing that anymore. You're grown ass.

[Dylan]

You're grown ass, man.

[Hasan Piker]

Dude, if they. Yeah. If they cl. If they catch me in this, it's like, great. Yeah. What are they gonna say? It's. They catch me in this. Twenty years later, it still looks normal. There you go. Looks good.

[Dylan]

That's the mentality, bro.

[Jimmy]

What's your looks maxing routine?

[Hasan Piker]

I work out. I go to the gym.

[Dylan]

No Peptides.

[Hasan Piker]

No. Does. I do want to get on red. A true tide, though. I can't wait.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Lily. Clinical L.P. 3. Third. Third phase on the clinical trials is. Is implemented. I have a friend who did one of the clinical trials. He swears by it. He's like, this is.

[Jimmy]

What does it do for you?

[Hasan Piker]

This is literally. Bro. He was telling me, first of all, all the other GLP1 agonists, like, they. They contribute to muscle loss because it suppresses your appetite. It suppresses your addictive urges as well, apparently.

[Dylan]

That's why they originally created, I believe.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. And Zen is shaking its boots. Yes. Literally. Yeah. I mean the. The alcohol. The alcohol industry. She's done, dude. They're so. But basically, from what I understand, this one actually doesn't lead to muscle loss. It like, actually keeps your. Keeps your muscle mass intact. And. And that's the big difference in this one as opposed to like ozempic Or. Or WeGovy, all these different ones. So I'm excited about that. He. I mean, he swears by. He thinks that it started helping him grow his hair back.

[Dylan]

Wow. Like, he's just a miracle drug.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, he's saying he's a miracle drug.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Do you think the looks maxers who are. Are, you know, overwhelmingly lean, Right. Maga. Whatever. Do the looks masters begrudgingly accept you because you're so hot?

[Hasan Piker]

Like a little bit. Yeah. No, because, like, because they only care about mogging. Right. And I automatically mog them.

[Dylan]

Sure.

[Hasan Piker]

So they have to like, put some respect on it. You know, they'll be like, oh, you're doing jester stuff. You're doing politics. It's jester. It's silly. But when it comes to looks maxing, they're like, we have to respect.

[Dylan]

At the end of the day, he mocks.

[Hasan Piker]

So, yeah.

[Dylan]

What are you gonna do?

[Hasan Piker]

It's the same with, like, conservatives. I think that's what makes him so mad. He's like, you're supposed to not be woke if you look a certain way. You're supposed to be like, masculine. And then masculinity means you have to be mean to vulnerable people.

[Dylan]

You're like too tall, too hot and too buff to be who you are.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. But yet breaks their brains a little bit because it's like, who are you gonna listen to fucking. If you care about that Ben Shapiro or me? You know,

[Dylan]

I mean, it's true.

[Jimmy]

As the resident hot guy, as the resident hot centrist, do you think the Democratic Party is finally going to get their. In 2008 or are we just going to continue shitting the bed forever?

[Hasan Piker]

No, they're going to continue shitting the bed forever. But, I mean, look at what's going on right now. For the last, like, three months, it was not just the Republicans have been attacking me. It's the Democrats that are attacking me, too. Like, the centrists in these fucking think tanks that have been aggressively coming after me, being like, hasan's a terrorist. You shouldn't actually. You shouldn't actually allow him at your rallies. You shouldn't be. You shouldn't allow him to be a part of your political movement. And it's like, bitch, I'm allowing them to be a part of this political movement. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Dylan]

Whose coattails are being rid here?

[Hasan Piker]

You know, and it's so funny that, like, they tried to do that. And the reason why they're doing that is because they are genuinely afraid that there are so many awesome candidates that are not centrist Democrats that actually do want to make necessary changes. And they're not controlled by corporate entities. They're not controlled by foreign lobbies. So, like, they're not beholden to the interests of what the rest of the Democratic Party is. And they're really worried. It's not. I always said this with Zoran, too, like. Like, they're not worried about Zoran failing. They're worried about him succeeding, of course, because when he succeeds, then everyone else is like, well, why can't we have that? And that's precisely what the Democrats worry about the most, which is why. And they're still aggressively trying to engage in this disciplining operation by trying to make me, you know, Persona non grata. And it's failed. It's backfired on them a lot because all of the institutions that they're using to propagandize the masses have developed so much enmity that, like, I was on a plane coming back from a rally, and. And Dana Bash was talking about how I, you know, did 9 11, right? And I'm watching CNN live to. To, you know, monitor the situation. All of a sudden, I come up on the fucking screen. Guy sitting next to me also watching cnn. He looks at me, looks back at the screen, looks at me again. He's like. And he sees 9 11, like, right there. And he's like.

[Jimmy]

He buckles up.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Like, is that you? And I was like, no, no, no, no. I. I didn't do 9 11. Which then made me say that I definitely did 9 11.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you can't see 911 on a

[Dylan]

plane lady dot protest too much, dog.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly. And then. And lo and behold, he didn't give a shit. He immediately liked me because he fucking hated Dana Bash. So he was like, oh, if they hate you, then you're good.

[Jimmy]

Right? This was in first, did they not.

[Dylan]

This is in first class.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, of course.

[Jimmy]

Did they not learn that trying to cancel someone only makes them more powerful?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I, I think like if you deplatform someone, unless they're like a cockroach like Nick Fuentes, like they do part or Milo Yiannopoulos, but if it doesn't work. If it doesn't work, then, yeah, it only backfires. Especially because the groups that are trying to do that are far, far less popular than me than I ever could be.

[Jimmy]

Right.

[Hasan Piker]

So it's kind of like Trump, if Trump comes after you, that's actually really good.

[Dylan]

Cosign not.

[Hasan Piker]

That's not like a bad thing. Exactly. It shows that you're legit.

[Jimmy]

When the White House did mention you in their left wing lunacy blog, which is by the way insane that they have a fucking blog catch up that must been have. It felt kind of good.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. That one is not as consequential, I think, as like, you know, being possibly indicted by the federal government reads, you know. Yeah, nobody. Yeah. Republicans can't even read. So there's not. I'm not too worried about that one. But. But that's pretty official. But they, they put one of my quotes, they clip chipped me off of a fucking written quote from an article where they said, you know, leftist lunatic Hasan Piker celebrates Donald Trump dying or something. Or. And it was. I said something like, it'd be really funny if the quote was it would be really funny if Donald Trump dies. But the full quote was, he's not going to die. Evil never dies. And it would be really funny if Trump died before Joe Biden, who was

[Jimmy]

a decrepit old man, which could happen still.

[Dylan]

It's possible, dude. Anything's possible.

[Hasan Piker]

So I feel like that that quote is even more beneficial for like, you know, I'm just, I'm more so just shitting on how old Joe Biden was, but they still want. Wanted to, you know, perceive themselves as victims somehow.

[Jimmy]

Damn, bro. I mean, you also recently speaking going back to 2028, you, you. I want to clear this up. So you're given presidential likely nominees and you ranked them and you ranked AOC as the best Democratic nominee. Is she your number one choice or just of those five that you. Five Names you got.

[Hasan Piker]

She was number one out of electoral viability. I would say she's probably number one because, like, anything outside of that has either no interest in running for elections or, or. Or has no, like, national prominence.

[Jimmy]

You really think America's going to elect a non white elitist, Met gala attending streamer? Yes.

[Hasan Piker]

Really?

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

I have to believe.

[Dylan]

What's the pitch? Can you.

[Hasan Piker]

I have to believe that for my own personal benefit.

[Jimmy]

Okay. For street representation.

[Dylan]

What's the pitch on AOC right now? Hit us.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, elevator.

[Dylan]

She's.

[Hasan Piker]

She is probably the most progressive candidate with. With national prominence, has the most progressive legislative track record. The problem has, is that she's a woman. She. Well, that obviously that's not a problem.

[Jimmy]

I'm just saying, you know.

[Dylan]

No, no.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, that's foundational. I don't even think that that's a. I mean, it's a hurdle and. But you can climb it. It's not a. It's not that big of an issue. I think it. What. What a bigger problem for AOC is that she's too reluctant to be bold and be at the forefront of a movement when she literally is right. Whether she likes to admit it or not. And so she'll come out and outflank Bernie at times. Times. And then they'll yell at her. And then as soon as she get yelled, she gets yelled at. She'll. She'll withdraw.

[Jimmy]

She falls.

[Hasan Piker]

She'll turn around and do like. Like, she'll come out on the congressional floor and say Israel's doing a genocide. Right. Far before any other prominent national Democrat has. Has come out and said anything similar to that. Right. And then instantly all the advocacy groups will come after her and be like, you have to do. You have to take your lashes. So she'll go slap on the wrist. She'll go on broadcast. She'll do like the, you know, the anti Semitism seminars. And it's like, you didn't say anything anti Semitic. You're not anti Semitic. You don't have to, like, talk about the unbelievable dangers of like, anti Semitism, which are real. Anti Semitism is growing. But, like, they're not having that conversation with you because of that. They're having that conversation with you because they want you to tie that back to Israel.

[Dylan]

Right.

[Jimmy]

But is that not her gearing up to, like, get the party, you know, like, unified behind her?

[Dylan]

See, galvanize.

[Hasan Piker]

That I don't think is necessary. I think I. But that is part of the equation. I think, like, she. That's part of the reason why out of all the left wing figures, she is the most like uniting left wing figure for sure. Like, liberals love her, liberals that would hate me, love her. Liberals that hate Bernie love her. But then on the inverse, you have leftists who love Bernie that don't like her. And, and then now there are leftists who hate Bernie and AOS and, and think that they're, you know, setbacks to the, to the anti Zionist cause. And you know, there are some understandable criticisms that I've also brought up with aoc, but I just think that like, she needs to be more bold is what I'm saying. She needs to have the moral convictions clearly depicted, clearly demonstrated. And, and I don't think you'll get punished for it at all. As long as, as, I mean, you have the people, you have the movement.

[Jimmy]

Well, we got about a year and a half. Yeah, yeah, so we'll see in the last. And we talked about how like things have really been spiraling. You know, if you are paying attention, it, it, it's been kind of like is up for a minute, but like it feels like it really has been at a clip, unprecedented clip for, I don't know, a little bit now in the last like year to date of absolute political and cultural. What stands out to you as like a particularly absurd or ridiculous thing or moment or development where you really were like, yo, what the fuck is going on?

[Dylan]

Where to begin?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I mean, dude, because every day

[Jimmy]

it's a new nightmare, right?

[Hasan Piker]

But like, I think like it started off so hot with like the cryptocurrency rug pull that Trump did from the start where I was just like, are you, are we just not going to say anything about this? Like, this is unprecedented and it hasn't stopped. Every day there's a, there's 11 things that are, are Watergate level scandals that are taking place in the administration and everyone is, everyone has outrage fatigue. Like people don't even know what to focus on for the most part. It's just like they have completely dominated American politics and they're so flagrant and so transparent with their corruption that people are just like, what are you going to do?

[Jimmy]

And even when the things we try to escape to you or once could, like sports, it's like now all culture has been politicized too.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Jimmy]

I mean, bummer.

[Hasan Piker]

That was so, that was so selfish. I can't believe it. Like, sure, he's like a Knicks fan.

[Dylan]

Whatever.

[Hasan Piker]

He used to go in the 90s.

[Dylan]

Yeah, okay, bro, who cares?

[Hasan Piker]

Like you you're the president. Yeah. Even if you're a popular president, you shouldn't go to the fucking finals. Yeah, because, like, egomania, bro. Yeah. You're now. You're the story now. Everything has to be tailored around your needs, and it's. That's not for you. You know?

[Jimmy]

Whose box was he in?

[Dylan]

We know, but as we talked about, like, this is the. Thank you. Because MSG is staying put. So, like, if you. We talked about this a bit ourselves, but it's kind of like that's the cost Dolan paid. I mean, not that the one is a good guy at all.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, no, he probably loves eating Trump's.

[Dylan]

But that. But the Mecca is like the, like.

[Jimmy]

Like the jazz clarinet.

[Dylan]

Yeah, but anyway. Yeah, but Trump.

[Hasan Piker]

But msg, by the way, look, I've. I've watched. I've watched basketball games. I mean, stables, crypto.com arena, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Like, it's nothing like msg. I've seen concert msg. I'd never been to a basketball game. I'd never been to a Knicks game.

[Dylan]

Unreal.

[Hasan Piker]

The experience is one to one. There's nothing.

[Dylan]

There's famous arena, baby.

[Jimmy]

And you were at a game that was, like, mostly full of, like, billionaires and pedophiles, right? So it's like, imagine. Imagine if they.

[Hasan Piker]

And the Long island cops that somehow.

[Dylan]

That protect the pedophiles.

[Jimmy]

Wait, so. But okay, the rug pole, is that really. That's maybe where it started, but you can't point to, like, a single moment, or you're like, yo, this. This is really nuts.

[Hasan Piker]

Last six months, I think that. I mean, that was the. That was the start, and it never ended. So I don't even know what to point to, like, as a singular event that I think was like, holy. People should really be mad about this. I mean, dude, even this week, like, I'll give you some headlines. I mean, the ufc, right? Like, they're. They're doing. For Trump's birthday, they're doing a UFC event.

[Jimmy]

Are you going to attend the UFC fight on the White House lawn?

[Hasan Piker]

No, I would love to, because I. Because these guys understand I love hogs. Like, I. I am a hog aficionado. A truffle pig, if you will, but for other truffle pigs. And. And it's really funny that, like, you know, in that environment, I would thrive because, like, shit like this is. Is catnip, right. For conservatives, they see this and go, oh, yeah, because they think, like, oh, I'm. I'm supposed to be like, offended all the time, right? Like, oh, I'm so offended that I

[Dylan]

can't just like, you have a sense of humor.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly. Where they. They're they by it. But they're like, what? I can speak Haganese fairly well.

[Dylan]

He's fluent in it.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I'm fluent.

[Jimmy]

Oink.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly. So I. I love being in those spaces. And I used to go to those spaces all the time back in the day when I had less prominence. And now I can't because now immediately they're like, the. Are you doing here, you piece of. Get the out of here. Like, they get real mad now.

[Dylan]

They get triggered. It sounds like.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, they do. And it sucks because, like, I just. I. I miss them. I miss my hog.

[Jimmy]

Your fellow hogs. D. And they deep down, they miss you.

[Dylan]

I hope they need you guys need each other, bro.

[Hasan Piker]

I really do. I love.

[Jimmy]

They live off anger and rage.

[Hasan Piker]

I know. That's the thing. Like, when. When, you know, blue sky was a thing that was popping off for a little bit. Like, I. I think Republicans at some point must have been a little worried because, like, if they don't own the Libs, there's no one to own. There's no reason for existence.

[Jimmy]

That's their community.

[Dylan]

Yeah, the tree fell in the forest, but no one was around.

[Hasan Piker]

Exactly. So, like, I did do think that they should recognize the importance of. Of oppositional figures.

[Dylan]

Real bipartisanship.

[Jimmy]

Well, look, America's 250, 250th birthday is coming up. What's your Rosebud and thorn for America's 250 years of existence?

[Hasan Piker]

Rosebud was. I mean, the serious answer is rose was World War II.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

And. And the thorn.

[Jimmy]

All of it or.

[Dylan]

Yeah, the win.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, the. The W. Like, that's the last. That's the first and last time that it was just totally. Just war. Totally moral. We align with the commies, too. Like, it was. It was perfect in every way, shape or form. We defeated the Nazis, you know, liberated the concentration camps. It was fucking awesome.

[Jimmy]

Drop two nuclear bombs on that part.

[Dylan]

Got his ass.

[Hasan Piker]

And the Japanese internments wasn't great either.

[Dylan]

That's a bit of a black guy,

[Jimmy]

but a lot of good movies, A

[Hasan Piker]

lot of great movies, a lot of great action. You know, Know, a lot of kids were born. Yeah. And yet the. I mean, the. So many thorns. Chattel slavery is genocide, and shadow slavery would be the thorn.

[Dylan]

Okay, good call.

[Hasan Piker]

All right.

[Jimmy]

I think.

[Dylan]

I think you passed that down.

[Hasan Piker]

Who would be like. Who would be like, the tariffs. Oh, everything was great.

[Dylan]

That's one small business owner you talk to.

[Jimmy]

What are your expectations for the next 250 years of America's existence?

[Hasan Piker]

I. I don't think there is another.

[Jimmy]

Is pax Americana over 100%?

[Hasan Piker]

Bro, we. Dude, dude, it was already over. It was. And it's not even, like, Trump's fault, necessarily, but he is certainly accelerating the process, accelerating the demise. But, I mean, it's. It's. It's kind of out of his hands, really. But. But there is no better representation that Pax Americana is over than literally having a foreign ally lie completely dominate our foreign policy. And finally, Trump gives in to Benjamin Netanyahu's personal pet project for, like, the last fucking 40 years and is like, yeah, this will be good. It'll be just like Venezuela if you just, like, assassinate the entire leadership structure, Iran, and, like, murder a bunch of schoolgirls in the process. Certainly they won't. Like, certainly they'll immediately capitulate. And no. Turns out, lo and behold, behold, the IRGC is now officially alongside the Communist Party of China, the two most successful political entities in terms of defeating Trumpism. It's not the Democratic Party. It's not the dsa, really. It's those two guys. Because they were able to push back and blow up a shit ton of our radar installations in the region. They caused our troops to cower in fear and escape the military, basically. Basically. Turns out these guys were totally unprotected, which was a shock to me as well. I. I really thought that, you know, in spite of my pessimism about, you know, America and American military capabilities, I did not think that we would be tucking tail and leaving all of these fucking bases that surround Iran, because it's like, why did you build the base there?

[Dylan]

What's the point?

[Hasan Piker]

Like, what the fuck were you thinking?

[Jimmy]

That somebody had to hit their kalsh bed earlier? Like, send them in. Send them.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Sir, we're not. We don't ever defend this up. Sentiment. Sentiment.

[Hasan Piker]

But. But basically, like, I'll be fine. What the last 105 days of operation Epstein's Fury has shown us is, is that America is a paper tiger. You know, I mean, we.

[Jimmy]

We.

[Hasan Piker]

We. We panic. Shipped thaad missile launchers that we had in South Korea that we sent to South Korea in 2016 that actually came with a lot of penalties for the South Korean economy because China was like, what the fuck are you doing? We don't want those Thads in our. In our butthole. They get the fuck out of here. And they. They retreated from the South Korean economy. That's billions of dollars of economic loss that South Korea withstood just so they could have American thaad missiles. And then America was like, oh, we're taking these away from you now so we can send them to Israel and Dubai.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

So, you know, they're, they're ruining their alliances and it showed the rest of the world that, like, an American security guarantee doesn't mean anything at all and that you can just become a missile sponge at a moment's notice, guaranteed to get fucked over. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Who'?

[Hasan Piker]

Next?

[Jimmy]

Who's going to own the next packs? China?

[Dylan]

Russia?

[Hasan Piker]

I don't know. It's definitely not Russia. I. No, they're too drunk. But yeah, they're, they're, they're a smaller player in this process. I don't even know if China has this kind of ambition. I. Because they have so many opportunities even in their own backyard, to, to lean into certain initiatives. I mean, there's the Filipino Maoist movement, Right. And they've actively sided with the government to undermine the Maoist rebels in the Philippines. Right. So like, they, if, if they were behaving like America, they would be like, fudge. Yeah, we're going to keep giving you arms. Like, that's awesome. Yeah, Please keep fighting the Philippine government and, you know, maybe we'll overthrow the Philippine government and put a, a new puppet.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but they don't need to do that via a ground, a grassroots rebel group. They can just take over to the Philippines when, when they want, when they're ready. Well, so when, like, stability benefit them in the region.

[Hasan Piker]

No, but that's what I mean. I mean, America. Do you think America would not take advantage of a fucking insurgency that is already sympathetic to the American economy?

[Dylan]

History tells us they would.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes, that's what I mean. So there's like, opportunities for them to already create instability in some of the remaining countries that won't actually abide by a security partnership with China. Philippines are the only country, I think, in the Asian market that won't, won't, won't get into a, a bilateral commitment with China. So all they do is just like spray their fishing boats with the Chinese coast guard with water cannons and then that's all they do. Yeah. And it's so funny because the American media covers that. Like, it's the most, you know, it's the biggest crisis of all. And this is like, happening while Gaza is happening. And I'm like, really? This is, I can't believe what China is doing.

[Dylan]

We have a waterworks crisis.

[Jimmy]

Crisis. So there might be, there might be. No, it might be completely fractured. No, no. Global superpower domination.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Or it will be China, obviously. I think it like they, they have the heaven's mandate 100. It's, it's Chinese Century of prosperity. I've seen it with my own two eyes. And it's like when you go there, when you visit, you're like, oh my God, like, I went with the robots

[Jimmy]

are delivering my food.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I went there with people who aren't like, you know, regular Americans, people who aren't like even in any way, shape or form. Form sympathetic to socialism at all. Like regular Americans. And they were, they were first in awe.

[Jimmy]

But that's the big cities, right? You go a little outside.

[Hasan Piker]

No, the, the smaller places, the rural areas have actually seen the most development in comparison to what they used to look like 10 years ago in terms of what so had.

[Jimmy]

They have like plumbing.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean, seriously. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Electricity.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. Roads, plumbing. These.

[Dylan]

Infrastructure.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, Infrastructure is massive because it's the trajectory that matters. Right? You look at China, you look at the, even the smaller areas, like the rural areas that are developing and there's an upward trajectory, there's a positive trajectory. And then you go to fucking like, you know, Buffalo or you go to Gary, Indiana. Buffalo is not Indiana. Yeah, you go to, you go to Gary, Indiana and you're like, it's. This has been a downward trajectory for the last three fucking decades due to neoliberalism, due to nafta, due to all these things that, where like manufacturing is withdrawn from the country side and these places that used to be booming with industry where, where people used to live and it was prosperous, are now in a decrepit state, left in, in a state of dire disrepair. And that trajectory does matter. I think it's a great point because I saw, I went to Tamman Square and for the flag raising ceremony and I'm not like a nationalistic person at all. I'm not very patriotic in any way, shape or.

[Jimmy]

Did you kneel?

[Hasan Piker]

No.

[Dylan]

For the gram. Not for the gram.

[Hasan Piker]

I did not kneel at the Chinese.

[Jimmy]

Yo, that confused everybody.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, they were like, what is this?

[Jimmy]

What the fuck does he do? Respect or no, like, people, People in your comments be like, wait, is he, is he kneeling? What is he kneeling for?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, but for black guys. What I thought was, but what I thought was really interesting is, so this is, this happens daily and there are thousands of Chinese people that come from all around China. There's a lot of internal tourism. And China, there's a Lot of people in China. So I was, I was talking to these aunties and they are the biggest like ride or dies for the Communist Party of China. Because they're coming from rural areas where they have experienced that development. Because like, think about it, you live in a fucking village, it's in a horrible state, no running water whatsoever. And now you got motherfucking robots delivering food for you in that village. Like, you know, 20 years later later, you watch that experience unfold in real time and you're like, I fucking love the government that's doing this shit. So it's actually the, the liberals that live in big cities that are not as like pro government as, as the people who are living in the rural countryside that are like super ride or die.

[Jimmy]

I mean, happened in Germany, America.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, I mean, I guess there is, there is a, there is a level of, of patriotism that, that does make sense though, is what I'm saying.

[Dylan]

Because like, if you're living in west coast, patriotism.

[Hasan Piker]

Well, because it's like if you're living in West Virginia, what the has the Republic? What, what have the Republicans done for you? They ruined your life, but they trolled killing you.

[Jimmy]

They trolled Hasan Piker.

[Hasan Piker]

So yeah, so like, they hold on to this like, sense of patriotism because like in the, you know, college football games that they go and watch, there's, you know, overhead flights that take place and they're like, yeah, yeah. And you know, that's not really doing anything.

[Dylan]

I mean, it is sick, dude. A flyover is.

[Hasan Piker]

I, I, I agree. But yeah, also I think there's a better smoking mirrors. You know what would be more sick than that? Health care.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Oh, that's great.

[Jimmy]

Please. Yeah, please. Speaking which Hassan, how much money do you make?

[Hasan Piker]

I have no idea really.

[Jimmy]

Is there anything you refuse to spend a lot of money on that you're just a cheapskate about?

[Hasan Piker]

I, Everything. Yeah, yeah, really, you're cheap like people. I'm not cheap necessarily. Like, I live a very luxurious life, right. But it's, it's, you know, I could be spending a whole lot more money than, than I currently do because like, I don't really do anything. Like, I, I, what do you do?

[Dylan]

You have no life, dude.

[Jimmy]

It's stream and you work out and that's it.

[Hasan Piker]

And I watch anime.

[Dylan]

So kind of sad.

[Hasan Piker]

Dude, that hasn't changed. Like, that was literally my life when I was making 60 grand. Yeah, when I was making 60 grand a year, that was my life. And it's still my fucking life. The only Thing that changed is like, the flights got upgraded.

[Dylan]

Yeah, right.

[Hasan Piker]

And. And the hotel, the hotel accommodations got upgraded and yeah, now I'm wearing a Taylor suit. But like, aside from that, I'm doing the same exact. It's not like I off to an island and I'm just like partying all the goddamn time.

[Jimmy]

But will we ever see it? Will we ever see a day where it's little Saint Hassan?

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, no, I'm not a. I, I don't.

[Dylan]

We're getting to 301.

[Hasan Piker]

There's like, even aside from the pedophilia.

[Dylan]

Right, right, right, right.

[Jimmy]

There's a number where you're like, all right, I'm good. I'm out of here. Best of luck, guys.

[Hasan Piker]

No, because I'm not committed. I'm not doing this because I'm not doing this to make money. I, I make money as a, as a byproduct of it, and it's great. And I'm happy because it gives me a lot of editorial freedom on top of the financial freedom to be able to travel wherever I want when I see fit and, you know, burn flights if I need to. Right, because, you know, we were supposed to go to the fucking UK for a week. We set it all up.

[Jimmy]

You're banned. I don't know if you saw the news.

[Hasan Piker]

What?

[Jimmy]

You're banned from you.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dylan]

Spoiler alert.

[Hasan Piker]

So when that happened, like, that's a massive, massive, massive financial cost.

[Jimmy]

Sure.

[Hasan Piker]

That I had to just eat because the government, you know, decided to, to be servile to Israel. And, and the thing is, at the time, like, if I was, you know, if I was making 60 grand a year, that would ruin my life. That's a, that's a life ruining financial burden that I have to overcome now. I don't even have to think about it.

[Jimmy]

Where are you traveling to next?

[Hasan Piker]

Where do you want to. From here? I'm. I'm leaving on Sunday day to go to Denver. I'm gonna do another rally in Denver.

[Jimmy]

Cool.

[Hasan Piker]

With the Denver Social.

[Jimmy]

I thought you could just say something cool like Burma or.

[Dylan]

Oh, he's. He's working, bro.

[Hasan Piker]

He's on the road, dude. I can't.

[Dylan]

He doesn't take vacations.

[Hasan Piker]

I was, I was literally supposed to not even be in, in New York right now. I was supposed to be after the uk. I was supposed to be in Rio, I supposed to go to Brazil, but

[Jimmy]

I watch some World Cup.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, no, no, it was just for. It was.

[Dylan]

Pump up that body.

[Hasan Piker]

I was interviewing Francesca Albanese. Okay. The, The Rapper tour for the occupy Palestinian territories. So nothing. Nothing fun, like, nothing sexy.

[Jimmy]

But.

[Hasan Piker]

But I do want to go to. I. I might do a Mexico trip, potentially.

[Jimmy]

Fire. Yeah. You see the Koreans going crazy Mexico right now.

[Dylan]

Yeah, we love that.

[Hasan Piker]

No, that's so sick. I saw the people and I think it was like Kansas or Arkansas or something. Like they were riding for Algeria.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. Lawrence, Kansas.

[Dylan]

Rock Rock, Chalk, Algeria.

[Hasan Piker]

Dude. I love that. Dude. That's the best of the World Cup. That's like the whole point.

[Jimmy]

But then you also have, like, guys from, I think Senegal getting detained.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, yeah, they. They.

[Dylan]

The referee.

[Hasan Piker]

The Somali referee entering the country was so disgusting. Like, dude, we can't under no circumstances literally be worse than when the Nazis actually fucking hosted the Olympics. And they. Yo.

[Dylan]

Wow.

[Hasan Piker]

No, literally, they didn't, bro. Like, Jesse Owens, what the are we doing where we're like. Like, they. They didn't do that. We're doing that. That's insane. Like, the Iranian team has to fucking camp out in Mexico.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

And. And fly in day of damn. And I'm sure they're going to get harassed at end.

[Dylan]

USA and Iran are on the same side of the bracket. Fingers crossed.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, that would be.

[Dylan]

It would be all time. Be like the corner.

[Jimmy]

You got to go to that game.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. I would love to go to World

[Dylan]

War three on the post.

[Hasan Piker]

I would also want to interview the. The Iranian players too. Like the same. See what the going on. Like, how they feel about the whole ordeal, you know, I think they're focused

[Dylan]

on winning the World cup, dog.

[Jimmy]

You see the Italian guy that just learned about free. Free soda refills?

[Hasan Piker]

It's going crazy. Oh, dude. I had that experience when I first came to America.

[Dylan]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, it's. It's the seduction of excessiveness where he's like, what do you mean it's free? I can have a thousand Diet Cokes or a thousand Cokes. Well, you can't. But you. You can, but you're not gonna have a thousand. He's.

[Dylan]

Look around you.

[Jimmy]

He goes, I'm gonna try and have a thousand Cokes.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And then he's drinking so much Coke and is so fucking jig jacked up and is like, clearly just gonna be, you know, have adult onset type 2 diabetes.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Lose a leg.

[Hasan Piker]

I don't think if you've grown up in this environment, if you're an American, you don't understand. Like, when you. When you come from a country that doesn't exist, you're like, what the. What do you mean free Free unlimited refills.

[Jimmy]

The Scottish guy was like, look at the size of this cement truck.

[Hasan Piker]

No, it's awesome. Like I. So I have friends that visit from like France and stuff and one of the things they love to do do is go to Trader Joe's.

[Dylan]

Oh sure.

[Hasan Piker]

I mean they love Trader Joe's and who doesn't? And, and that was me when I would first visit. Like when I would visit my, my grandfather or some in a summer in the United States, I would love to go to like Walgreens.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, of course.

[Hasan Piker]

Because I was just like, this is insane. Like you. How many brands of Oreos do you have? Like that makes no sense.

[Dylan]

All the rare flavors, dude.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. So I lost my damn mind at that. And I still, I still experience those joys.

[Jimmy]

Sure.

[Hasan Piker]

So it's good.

[Jimmy]

What's a purchase on the flip side, what's a purchase you've made recently that you kind of regret?

[Hasan Piker]

Purchase I made recently that I kind of regret.

[Jimmy]

Okay. And around. Yeah. Round trip ticket.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah. UK ticket that was burned that was pretty bad.

[Jimmy]

You get the flight insurance or whatever?

[Hasan Piker]

Like.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

No, no one does. Who does? Yeah.

[Jimmy]

No, say it. Maybe people that maybe you will now.

[Dylan]

Now you've been the first guy to ever fucking.

[Jimmy]

It says in the pipeline, if Israel pressures the UK government to bar you from the country, you are entitled to a full refund.

[Dylan]

Assad insurance.

[Jimmy]

You should have read the fine print, dog.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, they didn't. Didn't work out in my favor. I feel like they would have nickeled and D me anyway. There's insurance works.

[Dylan]

Hey, nickel and dimed. What are you trying to say, bro?

[Hasan Piker]

Oh, crazy.

[Dylan]

Oh yeah, no interesting choice of British Airways.

[Jimmy]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Hasan Piker]

Okay, wait.

[Jimmy]

What's something you kind of regret recently that you copped?

[Hasan Piker]

What did I get recently? I bought a. I bought a suit

[Jimmy]

you own right now.

[Hasan Piker]

I don't even. No, like five.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's nothing.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no, it's like five.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Hasan Piker]

But it's getting. I'm.

[Dylan]

I'm adding to the rep so far Fetch. What was the brand?

[Hasan Piker]

It was like untitled or something, brother. It was like one of these things that I thought it was a double breasted.

[Dylan]

You got to run that by your stylist. Sitting to your right.

[Jimmy]

You got the farfetch in house brand untitled.

[Dylan]

You got the white label Farfetch suit, bro.

[Hasan Piker]

No, no.

[Jimmy]

Also did you price sort low to high?

[Hasan Piker]

I had, I had a New Yorker interview that I. I was supposed to do 30 minutes ago. I didn't even realize it's 2pm oh, we're gonna ask.

[Jimmy]

We got one more question.

[Dylan]

Yeah, we're gonna get you out of here, bro.

[Jimmy]

Maybe if you want to. You have the Farfetch app on your phone, which. That's a. That's a first.

[Dylan]

Wow. Red flag.

[Hasan Piker]

Wait, really?

[Jimmy]

Farfetch?

[Hasan Piker]

Oh, I don't have. I don't have my orders. I don't think on here.

[Jimmy]

But it didn't fit or was.

[Dylan]

It was a piece of.

[Hasan Piker]

Yes, it was terrible. It was terrible. I got a double breasted brown suit.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

And I thought it was going to be swagged out and it looks like shit.

[Jimmy]

Can we. So you're here until Sunday. Can we legitimately block out time next time you're York to, like, do some suit shopping?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Dylan]

I'll take him to Jay Muser.

[Jimmy]

Last question, Johnson. All right. Since you're such a successful content creator, what are you? Yeah, streamer.

[Hasan Piker]

Content creator. Streamer.

[Jimmy]

Do you have any constructive criticism you like to give us?

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So we can get on your level.

[Dylan]

I want to. I want to get a Millie from couch.

[Jimmy]

I want to push a Porsche Ev.

[Hasan Piker]

Okay. I mean, you guys don't do live streaming, so it's different.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Hasan Piker]

You know, and. And that's what the money is. I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.

[Dylan]

Your worst enemy.

[Hasan Piker]

It's the worst experience as far as, as, like, as far as content creation goes. Like, if the peak is like, you know, being a. A list Hollywood actor, we are the bottom feeders.

[Dylan]

You're D list.

[Hasan Piker]

Yeah, we are not even D list. No, we are worse than D list because podcasters, at least, you know, you come in, you talk for an hour, you know, you maybe edit your stuff and then, you know, you, you release it. There's not a lot of interaction with live streaming. There's constant interaction, action with people who just know how accessible you are and will use it till the bitter end, where they're like, you're just like me. Why are you so rich? I hate you. I'm gonna do everything in my power to ruin your life.

[Jimmy]

Shut up, Fox producer. Yeah, go back to your hole.

[Hasan Piker]

Exactly.

[Dylan]

So your advice is do not be.

[Jimmy]

Don't be live.

[Hasan Piker]

So don't. Don't do what I'm doing. Keep doing what you're doing. All right. And. And, you know, fight the power. Yeah, I guess that's it.

[Dylan]

Hell yeah.

[Jimmy]

Where can the kids follow you? What would you like to what or who would you like to plug?

[Hasan Piker]

Twitch tv? Hasanabi. I'm live every day, eight hours a day, seven days a week. You already know.

[Jimmy]

It's crazy that that was so automatic.

[Dylan]

You're psycho, dude. Respect to you.

[Jimmy]

Honestly Hassan, thank you for coming on tv. Only podcast matter. Chef, take us out.

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