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Jimmy
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Erica Mandy
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Jimmy
Welcome to the midweek, boys only. You thought I was gonna fuck that up because it's been a while. Uncut bonus content don't put thoughts in my little best friends behind the paywall. This week we're fucking around and getting silly with Jimmy and Larry after a delightful, delightful hour with our favorite little celebrity. I don't know why I'm saying that so pejoratively. She is awesome. My holla.
Larry
Do you think she's. Yeah, shout out my holla. Do you think she's as self conscious about her height as she, like, makes it seem? Or is that a bit because.
Jimmy
No, I think she likes being like that. I'm so small.
Larry
How tall is she? Five foot.
Jimmy
Look it up.
Larry
All right.
Jimmy
Do you think you could go on a first name basis just Lawrence.
Larry
Larry, what's up? It's Larry. Yo, it's your boy Larry. I mean, I kind of already deal with the show. All right, everyone.
Jimmy
No one introduced himself. It's not Mad Men. It's like, oh, I'm Lawrence. Lawrence Schlossman.
Larry
They have her listed height as 5:1, which we know is cap. So it's probably 5 foot.
Jimmy
It's probably 411.
Larry
That would be a legal dwarf.
Jimmy
Really? You can't say that word.
Larry
What are you saying?
Jimmy
Fucking wolf of Wall street, bro. Come on.
Larry
No, you can't say midget.
Erica Mandy
Dude.
Larry
What are you. All right, A little. Oh, little person.
Jimmy
Fuck or Slider.
Larry
A slider.
Jimmy
Sort of. Zeno's popped out. All right, before we get into all this good stuff, let's get into a fit. Check Larry, what you wearing?
Larry
I am wearing. Add some Sanders. Derbies.
Jimmy
Those are so good.
Larry
Even with the.
Jimmy
The scrotal seam, the split.
Larry
Yeah, they're mad comfortable. And even though the weather scuffed up. Yeah. I love how the. The wax swing. Put them. Put them right here.
Jimmy
Make them so I can see how. Bro, turn your shit. Pause.
Larry
It's oily. They're waxy and oily, even. Some call me fucking Shelby either. Even though we Shelby Stompers. Even though today is beautiful out, which, like, also makes me. I don't know, this probably says more about me, but I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.
Jimmy
What the.
Larry
Yeah.
Jimmy
Are you paranoid?
Larry
Maybe. I don't know.
Jimmy
Dude, are you off that bad cushion alcohol?
Larry
I'm allergic. I'm allergic.
Jimmy
I'm off that bad cushion alcohol.
Larry
Can anyone actually be allergic to weed? Or is it just, like, weed doesn't agree with you? Like, allergy is a big proclamation to make.
Jimmy
Medically speaking, you can be allergic to plants.
Larry
Yeah, I guess you could not like.
Jimmy
The effects that it has on you when you spoke said plant.
Larry
You're being high for three days is absolutely.
Jimmy
That was an exaggeration.
Larry
But that's. Well, I don't know.
Jimmy
Also, she's so small.
Larry
Yeah, maybe it is like a, you know, a weight thing. You're just a size.
Jimmy
No, don't talk about other women's weight.
Larry
I know. Up. Dude, don't talk about another little person's.
Jimmy
Talk about M words. You're talking about D words. You're talking about women's bodies. Bodies. Bodies. Come on.
Larry
Oh, that's right. Anyway, even though on a day like today where it's beautiful out, why do.
Jimmy
You add some to your life?
Larry
I. You can. I. I like these. Even though, like, I think it's. They're perfect for, like, rain and sleep, but on a day like today, I'm still like, yeah, bust them out on.
Jimmy
A day like today, which portends terrible things happening.
Larry
Do you don't. Yeah. Isaac. Oh, that's. That's a negative. That's negative, Larry. That's a bad mindset to have. I'm just saying, like, when's the other shoe going to drop? No pun intended.
Jimmy
It's just global warming. That's what it is. 50 degrees today.
Larry
48. A Bomby 48. The socks are Man, Risa, the double knees are e house Lotta the undershirt is a our legacy workshop box tee. The V neck that we're both. We're both ved up today. This is Uncle Pearl.
Jimmy
Unc, Pearl.
Larry
Unc, Pearl. Shout out. Shout out. All the unks from California. Pearl included a wool cotton blend. Oh, perfect. Easy breezy, drapey.
Jimmy
Perfect to wear underneath your. Your outerwear. That looks like you're about to scale K2, bro.
Larry
We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there.
Jimmy
Okay.
Larry
The jacket. I was gonna do that.
Jimmy
We're here.
Larry
We're here. All right, so that's a. This is. I wore a Haven. Nanga. Is that a pronounce Nang. The. You call me Namga. How would you pronounce it? Nanga. Really? Got Haven. Nanga. Nanga. No, Nanga. Haven and Nanga. So it's a.
Erica Mandy
It's.
Larry
To me, this is a micropuff. Feel that. And not that it doesn't do it.
Jimmy
I'm not trying to feel your puff, bro.
Larry
It's not. It's not that it doesn't, you know, accomplish its intended purpose. It's just not like the big puffer for you, New York. So today I was kind of like. I was kind of layered up perfectly in that good mocha. Look at that quilting shot, dude. Haven is quickly becoming like we talk about all the time. A lot of great stores have a lot of great in house brands.
Jimmy
I saw a Tiktoker do something about that. Right?
Larry
My favorite. Pound for pound, based on what I own and I wear, I think Haven's my numero uno.
Jimmy
Well, that's what you get the most flow of.
Larry
All right. We didn't need to take it.
Jimmy
Let's be honest. We got to be honest. In 2026, it's the best policy according.
Larry
To my holla and her man Mondo.
Jimmy
What in store brand have you spent the money on?
Larry
How much time you got? I got. I got 30 minutes. I gotta think. Don't. What?
Jimmy
It's all the same amount.
Larry
Everywhere. What? The artist formerly known as Everywhere Traban.
Jimmy
Okay. Yes.
Larry
That's in terms of skrilla still called everywhere. No, I thought they. They changed. I thought we talked. I can't remember.
Jimmy
Whatever.
Larry
In terms of skrilla coming out of Larry, just one name, Larry's pocket, it would be that in terms of where I'm at right now in the power rankings, which could always change. If anyone wants to send me more shit, I'm going to go Haven. Just that's just me personally.
Jimmy
Yeah, I mean, we've talked about how good Haven is. The bros. Arthur and Douglas. I don't know which one oversees which, but the older one is it.
Larry
They're not twins.
Jimmy
No, I said bro. I said bros. I didn't say twins.
Larry
No, I know, I. But I'm even just working out. Like, maybe they're fraternal twins.
Jimmy
They're fucking tween. They're my twins.
Larry
Yo, what up? Twin shower. Canadian twins.
Jimmy
Yeah. So fucking good. The end. Twin shit from Coors. Like commercials. I said this before, but it's like, bro, you want to have incest? You want to do incest?
Larry
Well, you know the. You've seen the Nick Cannon thing where he was dating the two. The two porn star sisters or the only fans malls.
Erica Mandy
Yeah.
Jimmy
Oh, the. He was the only Claremont twins.
Larry
No, no, one of those. One of those Claremont tweens.
Jimmy
One of those.
Larry
One of those is dating. Is dating.
Jimmy
Destroy.
Larry
Lonely. Okay. You know, wait, do you know the.
Jimmy
Why do you know this is a 39, 38 year old man.
Larry
Even deeper. You know, the fuck that hoe for me 5 meme. No, I guess there's a famous picture where he.
Jimmy
Describe the meme to me.
Larry
Okay. We just move on. You're right. Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. And I do. The ant twins is. I agree with you. It's a little gross. It's absolutely incestuous. But Nick Cannon did do it. He. I don't know if actually they all slept together. So then that's fair. So then all. All you got to do is separate church and say you can date both and apparently in Nick Cannon's case, successfully. But maybe you don't. Don't all each other.
Jimmy
Yeah, that's. That's incest.
Larry
It's illegal. Incest is illegal?
Jimmy
Well, it depends. I think it's a state crime.
Larry
Oh, yeah, sure, right.
Jimmy
If you're in Alabama.
Larry
Well, that's. Yeah.
Jimmy
If you're sisterville Alabama.
Larry
Because I guess technically. Right. If you were having a threesome, do.
Jimmy
You know how to. Do you know how to circumcise someone from Alabama?
Larry
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Jimmy
Kick their sister in the chin.
Larry
Oh, got him.
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Throwing Fits: “PATREON PREVIEW Snoggle That Googly”
Date: January 21, 2026
In this lively Patreon-only “boys only” episode, hosts Jimmy and Larry reunite for an unfiltered, freewheeling discussion of their week, fashion, online memes, and their signature off-color banter. The episode kicks off with reflections on a recent guest (Mahala), before spiraling into a humorous fit check, talk of fashion brands, inside jokes, and deep dives into internet culture and salacious celebrity rumors.
Unfiltered, mischievous, and self-aware—the hosts combine genuine fashion expertise with relentless banter, no subject too sacred and every reference fair game in the name of comedy. Listeners are treated to a blend of sartorial geekery, New York attitude, and online culture references, all enveloped in Throwing Fits' signature “dirtbag” charm.
If you missed the episode, this summary captures both the chaotic energy and conversational highlights that Throwing Fits fans live for—minus the ads and formalities.