Throwing Fits: “PATREON PREVIEW Snoggle That Googly”
Date: January 21, 2026
Episode Overview
In this lively Patreon-only “boys only” episode, hosts Jimmy and Larry reunite for an unfiltered, freewheeling discussion of their week, fashion, online memes, and their signature off-color banter. The episode kicks off with reflections on a recent guest (Mahala), before spiraling into a humorous fit check, talk of fashion brands, inside jokes, and deep dives into internet culture and salacious celebrity rumors.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Reflections on Mahala and Height Insecurities
- Jimmy and Larry come fresh off an interview with their “favorite little celebrity,” Mahala. They riff on her self-deprecating comments about her height and ponder whether this is genuine or a comedic bit.
- The segment quickly devolves into playful speculation about Mahala’s real height, referencing her listed 5’1” as probably “cap,” and joking that she may be legally considered a “little person.”
- Memorable exchange:
- Jimmy: “It's probably 4'11".”
- Larry: “That would be a legal dwarf.” (01:52)
- Jimmy further jokes about which terms are appropriate to use, landing on "little person" after a few false starts.
- Memorable exchange:
2. Fashion Fit Check (02:10–06:00)
- True to Throwing Fits tradition, the boys meticulously break down their outfits:
- Larry: Sanders derbies, Manresa socks, E. House Lotta double knees, Our Legacy workshop box tee, “Unc Pearl” V-neck, and a Haven Nanga micropuff jacket.
- Discussion of how to wear weather-appropriate clothing, with Larry expressing a mild paranoia about good weather portending bad luck:
- Larry: “I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.” (02:38)
- Banter about the comfort and construction of various garments, and casual roasting about each other’s choices—especially about puffy outerwear and “Unc Pearl” as a California uncle shirt.
3. Fashion Brand Flow and Loyalty (06:01–07:00)
- Jimmy and Larry talk about in-house brands at popular stores, with Haven emerging as Larry’s favorite, “pound for pound.” Free gear (“flow”) and what brands they’ve actually spent money on are compared.
- Larry: “If anyone wants to send me more shit, I'm going to go Haven. Just that's just me personally.” (06:38)
- Jimmy needles Larry about only loving brands he gets for free, laughing: “Let's be honest. In 2026, honesty is the best policy,” (05:58) and referencing their guest Mahala’s man, Mondo, for validation.
4. Incest Jokes, Nick Cannon, and Meme Culture (07:00–08:38)
- The hosts swerve into a boundary-pushing riff on twin culture, referencing the famous Coors twins commercials and Nick Cannon’s rumored romantic entanglements with twins.
- Jimmy, about advertising: “You want to have incest? You want to do incest?” (07:17)
- Larry details a viral meme involving “fuck that hoe for me 5” and internet knowledge that’s “inappropriate for a 39, 38-year-old man.”
- Larry: “Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. And I do.”
- The segment ends with incest as the topic, Jimmy joking about laws in Alabama with a dark-humor punchline.
- Jimmy: “How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? … Kick their sister in the chin.” (08:30)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.”
—Larry, 02:38, on weather-related anxiety - “You want to have incest? You want to do incest?”
—Jimmy, 07:17, parodying Coors Light’s twin ads - “Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. And I do.”
—Larry, 07:47, in reference to online meme minutiae - “Let's be honest. In 2026, honesty is the best policy.”
—Jimmy, 05:58, on being real about clothing ‘flow’
Important Timestamps
- 01:00–01:44 – Mahala’s height and persona examined
- 02:10–06:00 – Full fit check and style philosophy, including weather anxieties and garment specifics
- 06:01–07:00 – In-store fashion brands, brand loyalty, and industry gossip
- 07:17–08:38 – Twin jokes, Nick Cannon, meme culture, and boundary-pushing humor
Tone & Style
Unfiltered, mischievous, and self-aware—the hosts combine genuine fashion expertise with relentless banter, no subject too sacred and every reference fair game in the name of comedy. Listeners are treated to a blend of sartorial geekery, New York attitude, and online culture references, all enveloped in Throwing Fits' signature “dirtbag” charm.
If you missed the episode, this summary captures both the chaotic energy and conversational highlights that Throwing Fits fans live for—minus the ads and formalities.