*PATREON PREVIEW* Snoggle That Googly

Summary

Throwing Fits: “PATREON PREVIEW Snoggle That Googly”
Date: January 21, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively Patreon-only “boys only” episode, hosts Jimmy and Larry reunite for an unfiltered, freewheeling discussion of their week, fashion, online memes, and their signature off-color banter. The episode kicks off with reflections on a recent guest (Mahala), before spiraling into a humorous fit check, talk of fashion brands, inside jokes, and deep dives into internet culture and salacious celebrity rumors.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Reflections on Mahala and Height Insecurities

• Jimmy and Larry come fresh off an interview with their “favorite little celebrity,” Mahala. They riff on her self-deprecating comments about her height and ponder whether this is genuine or a comedic bit.
• The segment quickly devolves into playful speculation about Mahala’s real height, referencing her listed 5’1” as probably “cap,” and joking that she may be legally considered a “little person.”
  • Memorable exchange:
    • Jimmy: “It's probably 4'11".”
    • Larry: “That would be a legal dwarf.” (01:52)
  • Jimmy further jokes about which terms are appropriate to use, landing on "little person" after a few false starts.

2. Fashion Fit Check (02:10–06:00)

• True to Throwing Fits tradition, the boys meticulously break down their outfits:
  • Larry: Sanders derbies, Manresa socks, E. House Lotta double knees, Our Legacy workshop box tee, “Unc Pearl” V-neck, and a Haven Nanga micropuff jacket.
  • Discussion of how to wear weather-appropriate clothing, with Larry expressing a mild paranoia about good weather portending bad luck:
    • Larry: “I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.” (02:38)
  • Banter about the comfort and construction of various garments, and casual roasting about each other’s choices—especially about puffy outerwear and “Unc Pearl” as a California uncle shirt.

3. Fashion Brand Flow and Loyalty (06:01–07:00)

• Jimmy and Larry talk about in-house brands at popular stores, with Haven emerging as Larry’s favorite, “pound for pound.” Free gear (“flow”) and what brands they’ve actually spent money on are compared.
  • Larry: “If anyone wants to send me more shit, I'm going to go Haven. Just that's just me personally.” (06:38)
  • Jimmy needles Larry about only loving brands he gets for free, laughing: “Let's be honest. In 2026, honesty is the best policy,” (05:58) and referencing their guest Mahala’s man, Mondo, for validation.

4. Incest Jokes, Nick Cannon, and Meme Culture (07:00–08:38)

• The hosts swerve into a boundary-pushing riff on twin culture, referencing the famous Coors twins commercials and Nick Cannon’s rumored romantic entanglements with twins.
  • Jimmy, about advertising: “You want to have incest? You want to do incest?” (07:17)
• Larry details a viral meme involving “fuck that hoe for me 5” and internet knowledge that’s “inappropriate for a 39, 38-year-old man.”
  • Larry: “Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. And I do.”
• The segment ends with incest as the topic, Jimmy joking about laws in Alabama with a dark-humor punchline.
  • Jimmy: “How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? … Kick their sister in the chin.” (08:30)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.”
  —Larry, 02:38, on weather-related anxiety
• “You want to have incest? You want to do incest?”
  —Jimmy, 07:17, parodying Coors Light’s twin ads
• “Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. And I do.”
  —Larry, 07:47, in reference to online meme minutiae
• “Let's be honest. In 2026, honesty is the best policy.”
  —Jimmy, 05:58, on being real about clothing ‘flow’

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Important Timestamps

• 01:00–01:44 – Mahala’s height and persona examined
• 02:10–06:00 – Full fit check and style philosophy, including weather anxieties and garment specifics
• 06:01–07:00 – In-store fashion brands, brand loyalty, and industry gossip
• 07:17–08:38 – Twin jokes, Nick Cannon, meme culture, and boundary-pushing humor

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, mischievous, and self-aware—the hosts combine genuine fashion expertise with relentless banter, no subject too sacred and every reference fair game in the name of comedy. Listeners are treated to a blend of sartorial geekery, New York attitude, and online culture references, all enveloped in Throwing Fits' signature “dirtbag” charm.

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If you missed the episode, this summary captures both the chaotic energy and conversational highlights that Throwing Fits fans live for—minus the ads and formalities.

Transcript

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[Jimmy]

Welcome to the midweek, boys only. You thought I was gonna fuck that up because it's been a while. Uncut bonus content don't put thoughts in my little best friends behind the paywall. This week we're fucking around and getting silly with Jimmy and Larry after a delightful, delightful hour with our favorite little celebrity. I don't know why I'm saying that so pejoratively. She is awesome. My holla.

[Larry]

Do you think she's. Yeah, shout out my holla. Do you think she's as self conscious about her height as she, like, makes it seem? Or is that a bit because.

[Jimmy]

No, I think she likes being like that. I'm so small.

[Larry]

How tall is she? Five foot.

[Jimmy]

Look it up.

[Larry]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Do you think you could go on a first name basis just Lawrence.

[Larry]

Larry, what's up? It's Larry. Yo, it's your boy Larry. I mean, I kind of already deal with the show. All right, everyone.

[Jimmy]

No one introduced himself. It's not Mad Men. It's like, oh, I'm Lawrence. Lawrence Schlossman.

[Larry]

They have her listed height as 5:1, which we know is cap. So it's probably 5 foot.

[Jimmy]

It's probably 411.

[Larry]

That would be a legal dwarf.

[Jimmy]

Really? You can't say that word.

[Larry]

What are you saying?

[Jimmy]

Fucking wolf of Wall street, bro. Come on.

[Larry]

No, you can't say midget.

[Erica Mandy]

Dude.

[Larry]

What are you. All right, A little. Oh, little person.

[Jimmy]

Fuck or Slider.

[Larry]

A slider.

[Jimmy]

Sort of. Zeno's popped out. All right, before we get into all this good stuff, let's get into a fit. Check Larry, what you wearing?

[Larry]

I am wearing. Add some Sanders. Derbies.

[Jimmy]

Those are so good.

[Larry]

Even with the.

[Jimmy]

The scrotal seam, the split.

[Larry]

Yeah, they're mad comfortable. And even though the weather scuffed up. Yeah. I love how the. The wax swing. Put them. Put them right here.

[Jimmy]

Make them so I can see how. Bro, turn your shit. Pause.

[Larry]

It's oily. They're waxy and oily, even. Some call me fucking Shelby either. Even though we Shelby Stompers. Even though today is beautiful out, which, like, also makes me. I don't know, this probably says more about me, but I wake up, I'm like, the weather is good. I'm like, something bad's about to happen.

[Jimmy]

What the.

[Larry]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Are you paranoid?

[Larry]

Maybe. I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Dude, are you off that bad cushion alcohol?

[Larry]

I'm allergic. I'm allergic.

[Jimmy]

I'm off that bad cushion alcohol.

[Larry]

Can anyone actually be allergic to weed? Or is it just, like, weed doesn't agree with you? Like, allergy is a big proclamation to make.

[Jimmy]

Medically speaking, you can be allergic to plants.

[Larry]

Yeah, I guess you could not like.

[Jimmy]

The effects that it has on you when you spoke said plant.

[Larry]

You're being high for three days is absolutely.

[Jimmy]

That was an exaggeration.

[Larry]

But that's. Well, I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Also, she's so small.

[Larry]

Yeah, maybe it is like a, you know, a weight thing. You're just a size.

[Jimmy]

No, don't talk about other women's weight.

[Larry]

I know. Up. Dude, don't talk about another little person's.

[Jimmy]

Talk about M words. You're talking about D words. You're talking about women's bodies. Bodies. Bodies. Come on.

[Larry]

Oh, that's right. Anyway, even though on a day like today where it's beautiful out, why do.

[Jimmy]

You add some to your life?

[Larry]

I. You can. I. I like these. Even though, like, I think it's. They're perfect for, like, rain and sleep, but on a day like today, I'm still like, yeah, bust them out on.

[Jimmy]

A day like today, which portends terrible things happening.

[Larry]

Do you don't. Yeah. Isaac. Oh, that's. That's a negative. That's negative, Larry. That's a bad mindset to have. I'm just saying, like, when's the other shoe going to drop? No pun intended.

[Jimmy]

It's just global warming. That's what it is. 50 degrees today.

[Larry]

48. A Bomby 48. The socks are Man, Risa, the double knees are e house Lotta the undershirt is a our legacy workshop box tee. The V neck that we're both. We're both ved up today. This is Uncle Pearl.

[Jimmy]

Unc, Pearl.

[Larry]

Unc, Pearl. Shout out. Shout out. All the unks from California. Pearl included a wool cotton blend. Oh, perfect. Easy breezy, drapey.

[Jimmy]

Perfect to wear underneath your. Your outerwear. That looks like you're about to scale K2, bro.

[Larry]

We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Larry]

The jacket. I was gonna do that.

[Jimmy]

We're here.

[Larry]

We're here. All right, so that's a. This is. I wore a Haven. Nanga. Is that a pronounce Nang. The. You call me Namga. How would you pronounce it? Nanga. Really? Got Haven. Nanga. Nanga. No, Nanga. Haven and Nanga. So it's a.

[Erica Mandy]

It's.

[Larry]

To me, this is a micropuff. Feel that. And not that it doesn't do it.

[Jimmy]

I'm not trying to feel your puff, bro.

[Larry]

It's not. It's not that it doesn't, you know, accomplish its intended purpose. It's just not like the big puffer for you, New York. So today I was kind of like. I was kind of layered up perfectly in that good mocha. Look at that quilting shot, dude. Haven is quickly becoming like we talk about all the time. A lot of great stores have a lot of great in house brands.

[Jimmy]

I saw a Tiktoker do something about that. Right?

[Larry]

My favorite. Pound for pound, based on what I own and I wear, I think Haven's my numero uno.

[Jimmy]

Well, that's what you get the most flow of.

[Larry]

All right. We didn't need to take it.

[Jimmy]

Let's be honest. We got to be honest. In 2026, it's the best policy according.

[Larry]

To my holla and her man Mondo.

[Jimmy]

What in store brand have you spent the money on?

[Larry]

How much time you got? I got. I got 30 minutes. I gotta think. Don't. What?

[Jimmy]

It's all the same amount.

[Larry]

Everywhere. What? The artist formerly known as Everywhere Traban.

[Jimmy]

Okay. Yes.

[Larry]

That's in terms of skrilla still called everywhere. No, I thought they. They changed. I thought we talked. I can't remember.

[Jimmy]

Whatever.

[Larry]

In terms of skrilla coming out of Larry, just one name, Larry's pocket, it would be that in terms of where I'm at right now in the power rankings, which could always change. If anyone wants to send me more shit, I'm going to go Haven. Just that's just me personally.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, we've talked about how good Haven is. The bros. Arthur and Douglas. I don't know which one oversees which, but the older one is it.

[Larry]

They're not twins.

[Jimmy]

No, I said bro. I said bros. I didn't say twins.

[Larry]

No, I know, I. But I'm even just working out. Like, maybe they're fraternal twins.

[Jimmy]

They're fucking tween. They're my twins.

[Larry]

Yo, what up? Twin shower. Canadian twins.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So fucking good. The end. Twin shit from Coors. Like commercials. I said this before, but it's like, bro, you want to have incest? You want to do incest?

[Larry]

Well, you know the. You've seen the Nick Cannon thing where he was dating the two. The two porn star sisters or the only fans malls.

[Erica Mandy]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, the. He was the only Claremont twins.

[Larry]

No, no, one of those. One of those Claremont tweens.

[Jimmy]

One of those.

[Larry]

One of those is dating. Is dating.

[Jimmy]

Destroy.

[Larry]

Lonely. Okay. You know, wait, do you know the.

[Jimmy]

Why do you know this is a 39, 38 year old man.

[Larry]

Even deeper. You know, the fuck that hoe for me 5 meme. No, I guess there's a famous picture where he.

[Jimmy]

Describe the meme to me.

[Larry]

Okay. We just move on. You're right. Why do I know this shit? I shouldn't know it. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. And I do. The ant twins is. I agree with you. It's a little gross. It's absolutely incestuous. But Nick Cannon did do it. He. I don't know if actually they all slept together. So then that's fair. So then all. All you got to do is separate church and say you can date both and apparently in Nick Cannon's case, successfully. But maybe you don't. Don't all each other.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's. That's incest.

[Larry]

It's illegal. Incest is illegal?

[Jimmy]

Well, it depends. I think it's a state crime.

[Larry]

Oh, yeah, sure, right.

[Jimmy]

If you're in Alabama.

[Larry]

Well, that's. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

If you're sisterville Alabama.

[Larry]

Because I guess technically. Right. If you were having a threesome, do.

[Jimmy]

You know how to. Do you know how to circumcise someone from Alabama?

[Larry]

How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?

[Jimmy]

Kick their sister in the chin.

[Larry]

Oh, got him.

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