
to Throwing Fits on Substack. Feet on ice. This week, Jimmy and Larry are breaking down our new Pinstripe Workshirts—dropping this Thursday, March 6th, on Substack for paid subscribers and opening up to the general public the next day on March...
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Throw gang. We are joined by the prince of the pinstripe, Lauren Schlossman and myself. A dog can't change its stripes. That's the saying. James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running of the Boys with today's full episode Only available on www.thrillfits.com. before we get into breaking Chuck's hockey, cherry butter, yellow leather tuxedos, no sound effect, and a possible death at Dave and Busters. What? Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Let's get into some housekeeping real quick. Larry.
Lauren Schlossman
The throwing fits best in class work shirt returns one more time in a professional pinstripe. James.
James Harris
That's right. We are wearing them if you paid for video. And if you did pay for video, then you will have early access for the Thursday release on Substack. Otherwise, we are releasing these on Friday for gen pop. Will sizes be sold out? Probably they.
Lauren Schlossman
If the past is any indicator, yes.
James Harris
Yeah. These are 185, as always, because we are the cloth purveyors of the people. That's true. These put the work in work shirt. Wage slaves gotta stay paid from the boardroom to the barn.
Lauren Schlossman
Had to explain that one this morning.
James Harris
I thought it was just a typo.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. No, I think it perfectly illustrates in pun formage the juxtaposition here. It's our classic work shirt silhouette. You know, it's hard working. Soft as baby. Yeah, but we dressed it up. We put lipstick on this pig.
James Harris
Yeah. This one, though, if you got your hands on the rosewood joint that we released in December, that is truly easy, breezy, beautiful. This one, I think, is slightly beefier.
Lauren Schlossman
Yes.
James Harris
Perfect for those Air conditions, offices that are always stuck at 62 for some reason. Those cool summer, those cool spring days, those chilly summer nights. Yeah, dude. Perfect layering. Absolutely perfect for layering.
Lauren Schlossman
The. The cropped. The fact that the. If you own this, you can attest to this. If you don't own this, take our word and the thousands of people who bought them, they can't be wrong. This is the perfect cropped straight hem that you could ever want in terms of wearing it with all of your long and or short outerwear. Yeah, it works with everything.
James Harris
The text out south. Per usual, the goddamn motherfucking boys hit the swatch barn and for some inspo. But as usual, we never just take like a swatch from the library. We always take them as a jumping off point and then develop some shit into some new shit. Some never foreseen shit. Some innovative, futuristic, in ideative shit.
Lauren Schlossman
Iterative, did you say? Yeah, customization.
James Harris
In this case, we hit a bit of a snag. Snafu. Snag.
Lauren Schlossman
Both.
James Harris
Snag in the loom. But your boys pivoted. We are nothing but nimble, quick on our feet like motherfucking pussies. Pussycats.
Lauren Schlossman
I didn't expect to be called a pussy by my co host today.
James Harris
Sorry.
Lauren Schlossman
Tell us.
James Harris
Okay, so here's the snafu, right? These actually were meant to accompany the Red joint back in December. But this the snag that we hit. We developed a textile. We like the Swatch. But when it came in sample form we're just like, yo. For some reason the swatch doesn't translate into shirt. Yeah, we gonna fucking do some aspects of the fabric. We like it had this kind of like. It's very hard to tell in photos, but on body when it hits skin, you'll see there's kind of like a slubby like nappy, almost like intentional pilling to it. It's fire, which gives it some depth, some texture, some hand feel it. It had like the weight that we wanted, but we just had like. It just. It just wasn't working.
Lauren Schlossman
This the swatch was cool. But the James's point when it was blown up, we saw on the shirt we're like, yeah, this doesn't work anymore.
James Harris
Yeah. So we had to send it. We had to. We had to hit the pivot button and eject. We over dyed them. Yeah, by the homies in India. We hand over, dive each and every single one of them into this char to this like dark charcoal flavor. But also because they have this like kind of grid pattern running through it with, we believe, rayon.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah.
James Harris
Kind of like a micro check. Right.
Lauren Schlossman
The shirt is 60% cotton, 40% viscose, which is a fancy name for Ram, which to be clear, makes the shirt more breathable, it makes a drape better, makes it super cozy. I think the blend you guys structure. Yeah.
James Harris
So it kind of had this like micro check earlier, but the horizontal, I don't know if that's warp or weave or weft picked up the dye but the vertical didn't. And so we're left with this. Honestly, fucking gas. Pinstripe training. You know the New York Yankees. I can now play for the Yankees. I had the pinstripes and I have facial hair, terrible facial hair, not quite a beard.
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James Harris
But yeah, so that's how we arrived at these, like corpo slick fucking wage slaved out. Although that's a terrible word. Coupling. Yeah, I mean, let's stop using that.
Lauren Schlossman
We stuck the landing. The pinstripe is what I would define as a micro pinstripe. Super subtle, kind of like. It's like a shadow gray that in.
James Harris
The light you'll see will pop your micropenis.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, it'll pop off the charcoal. But no, it's just a. It's classy, it's snazzy. It really is a shirt that you can wear to the office and then wear out in the streets doing whatever it is the you guys do in your time.
James Harris
Cropped. Like we said, it's got the dual chest butt, chest Pocket. Patch. Pockets with the buttons. It's got the double pleats at the cuffs, which is probably something we should add to the description. Straight hem, right? No, none of this fucking.
Lauren Schlossman
Nope.
James Harris
Curved micro penis bullshit. Oh, bonus. You might see my ass in the campaign.
Lauren Schlossman
Oh, yeah. Where we. We got to figure out where we're gonna use James dropped trouser. I don't know. Where. Where are your cheeks gonna go?
James Harris
I don't know. On grid. Cheeks on grid, baby.
Lauren Schlossman
You can definitely put cheeks on substack, but you might not be able to put cheeks on ig. I don't want to get shadow banned just to show off your butt.
James Harris
Yeah, maybe just on personal.
Lauren Schlossman
Yo. Sex sells, though.
James Harris
Maybe just impers. Personal.
Lauren Schlossman
Anyway, can I say the most striking thing physically about you, when I looked at that picture of your ass was you have gigantic quads.
James Harris
Oh, really?
Lauren Schlossman
Or maybe it's because my quads are. I have such chicken legs, quad, calf, whatever that, like, yours are normal. I was just like. I couldn't even focus on your ass. I was looking at your quads fire. Or your hamstring.
James Harris
You haven't made slex yet, but I might need some. I might need some cheek Botox, some chat socks. I don't know if it's just like, my age, but I have, like, under cheek wrinkles.
Lauren Schlossman
You need the substance.
James Harris
I do. I do need the butt stance. Anyway, like we said, 185. Great fucking deal per usual from the goddamn boys. We just want to get good shirting out in the world. We're not going to price this shit as it could be at 400. 3. 50. 450. Whatever.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, I mean, as per usual, every. Like everything we do, three to four seasons, depending on how hot or cool you run.
James Harris
I wore this out on Saturday night.
Lauren Schlossman
Oh, oh. Little date night. Or with the boys.
James Harris
With the boys at Dave and Busters. Smashers.
Lauren Schlossman
Got it, got it, got it.
James Harris
Was also gonna wear to a birthday party, but was too slumped by the sensory overload of Dave and Buster, so wasn't able to debut it at the birthday party.
Lauren Schlossman
What was the review with the fellas?
James Harris
They loved it.
Lauren Schlossman
Okay. They. They're trying to place personal orders.
James Harris
I set a personal record. A pot. Well, we'll get into it.
Lauren Schlossman
Okay. Yes. So behind the payload on Thursday, 185. Best friends get first dibs, as always. And then whatever is left will hit Gen Pop on Friday. And that'll be on social media. You'll see my friend's butt over here.
James Harris
Maybe.
Navy
Maybe.
James Harris
We're not sure yet.
Lauren Schlossman
Oh, right. Maybe you'll see his. But maybe you got to pay for that. Unclear.
James Harris
Honestly, Cheeks behind the paywall. Let's just drop some only fans. Like it's an Emily Oberg dildo or whatever you selling.
Lauren Schlossman
That's always been the joke, which is that substack is just like the. For us, it's like our paywall for the fucking weirdos.
James Harris
The thinking man. Sex work. It's the anora of content.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, yeah. I'd like to. I start this part with the land acknowledgment for all sex workers. Like, I'm Sean Baker. Yeah. No. Shout out the sex workers. Shout out the mic workers. Shout out the swman. Shout out the. Shout out. You the customer. We'll see you on Thursday and. Or Friday.
James Harris
And look at this point again. It's just like the proof is in the pudding. We don't really have to sell it that much. So let's get into a fit check. Lawrence.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. Okay, cool. What did I wear with my Throng fits pinstripe work shirt? I wore the row loafers. The socks are. Are threadies. I kind of wanted to do this is what I loved about this shirt. It kind of inspired me to do my own little like high, low, kind of like corpo workwear thing. So with the roll loafers, which are like office ready, and the thready socks, I have on vintage Carhartt double knees. The belt is Emily dawn long, maximum Henry. The pleaser is the waffle knit tank from Cortez. The centerpiece in my thermal SL waffle knit blog post. Check that out.
James Harris
Great blog post.
Lauren Schlossman
Thank you so much. Check that out. If you haven't already. I know a lot of you. Listen, uh, some of you read, but if you didn't know, we are publishing content that you can consume with your eye holes.
James Harris
Yeah, great, Great blog. What's your writing process like? Do you just fucking sit down and just fart it all out?
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes it depends. Sometimes there'll be like a loose outline that I've like, as thoughts kind of pop into my head, like, you know, fucking watching Zud and I'm like, oh, there's Timothy and beautiful boy, like, doing the fucking thermal T shirt. What is that called when you do a short sleeve T shirt over a long sleeve T shirt? Is that like, is there a term for that? The long sleeve, short sleeve? And I'm like, oh, boom.
James Harris
Eddie Vetter.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. Yeah, dude, that is the. That is the Billy Joe Armstrong.
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Lauren Schlossman
I mean, it's a character. It's not a. It's not like, it's not like Timmy, like sniped on the street outside the Chateau.
James Harris
Huh? Austin. Austin Butts.
Lauren Schlossman
Also from a set of a new movie that is coming out. It's coming out called Bin Caught Stealing.
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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW A Snag in the Loom
Release Date: March 4, 2025
Hosts: James Harris & Lauren Schlossman
Platform: Throwing Fits on Substack
In the episode titled "A Snag in the Loom", hosts James Harris and Lauren Schlossman delve into the intricacies of their latest clothing line release, discussing the challenges they've faced, the creative process behind their products, and their strategies for engaging with their audience. The episode offers an unfiltered glimpse into the entrepreneurial journey of two self-described "grown dirtbags" navigating the contemporary male zeitgeist.
James initiates the discussion by introducing their new product—the premium pinstripe work shirt. He highlights the meticulous effort put into designing a shirt that balances professional aesthetics with comfort and durability.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [04:13]: "We are nothing but nimble, quick on our feet like motherfucking pussies. Pussycats."
However, the production process wasn't without its hurdles. The duo encountered a significant issue with the fabric sample, which didn't translate well from swatch to finished product.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [04:40]: "We developed a textile. We like the Swatch. But when it came in sample form we're just like, yo. For some reason the swatch doesn't translate into shirt."
Lauren elaborates on this snag, explaining that the intended slubby texture and intentional pilling—the fabric's depth and texture—didn't hold up in the final shirt.
Notable Quote:
Lauren Schlossman [05:22]: "The shirt is 60% cotton, 40% viscose, which is a fancy name for Ram, which to be clear, makes the shirt more breathable, it makes a drape better, makes it super cozy."
To overcome this, they pivoted by overdying the shirts to achieve the desired micro pinstripe pattern and charcoal hue, enhancing both the look and feel of the garment.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [05:58]: "The pinstripes and I have facial hair, terrible facial hair, not quite a beard... Creativity doesn't wait and moves, shifts, evolves, just like you."
The hosts discuss their sales strategy, revealing that the shirts will be available exclusively on their Substack platform initially, with early access for subscribers who have paid for video content. General public releases are slated for Fridays, anticipating high demand based on previous sell-outs.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [09:15]: "As per usual, every... three to four seasons, depending on how hot or cool you run."
Lauren emphasizes the versatility and sophistication of the shirts, making them suitable for both professional settings and casual outings.
Notable Quote:
Lauren Schlossman [07:39]: "It's classy, it's snazzy. It really is a shirt that you can wear to the office and then wear out in the streets doing whatever it is the you guys do in your time."
James shares personal anecdotes about wearing the new shirt to social gatherings, such as Dave and Buster's, highlighting positive feedback from friends and the practicality of the design.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [09:29]: "Great fucking deal per usual from the goddamn boys. We just want to get good shirting out in the world."
Lauren adds insights into styling the shirt, showcasing how it inspires a blend of corporate and casual fashion elements.
Notable Quote:
Lauren Schlossman [10:58]: "I kind of wanted to do this is what I loved about this shirt. It kind of inspired me to do my own little like high, low, kind of like corpo workwear thing."
The conversation takes a lighthearted turn as Lauren discusses her writing process for their Substack content, blending casual brainstorming with structured outlines to produce engaging material.
Notable Quote:
Lauren Schlossman [11:46]: "If you haven't already. I know a lot of you listen, but if you didn't know, we are publishing content that you can consume with your eye holes."
James playfully teases Lauren about her "cheeky" content, adding humor to their dynamic and reinforcing their brand's irreverent tone.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [10:19]: "Cheeks behind the paywall. Let's just drop some only fans. Like it's an Emily Oberg dildo or whatever you selling."
As the episode wraps up, James and Lauren tease future content and product releases, maintaining an engaging and anticipatory atmosphere for their audience. They reiterate their commitment to providing quality products at accessible prices, emphasizing their grassroots approach to fashion entrepreneurship.
Notable Quote:
James Harris [09:37]: "We are not going to price this shit as it could be at 400. 350. 450. Whatever."
Lauren concludes by encouraging listeners to check out their blog and stay tuned for upcoming releases, fostering a sense of community and ongoing engagement.
Notable Quote:
Lauren Schlossman [11:35]: "Check that out. If you haven't already."
"A Snag in the Loom" offers listeners an authentic and candid look into the challenges and triumphs of launching a fashion line. Through humorous banter, honest discussions of production setbacks, and insights into their creative processes, James Harris and Lauren Schlossman exemplify the resilience and adaptability required in the entrepreneurial landscape. This episode not only promotes their latest product but also strengthens their connection with their audience by sharing the human side of their brand.
For more episodes and updates, visit Throwing Fits on Substack.