*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* Geeked off a Chinese Bean

Summary

Throwing Fits Podcast Summary Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW Geeked off a Chinese Bean
Release Date: April 15, 2025

Hosted by Lawrence Schlossman and James Harris, Throwing Fits delves into the intricacies of the modern male zeitgeist with humor and candidness. In the “Geeked off a Chinese Bean” episode, the hosts explore the latest trends in fashion, particularly focusing on the phenomena surrounding luxury jeans on TikTok, the challenges of maintaining personal style, and the pitfalls of hyped menswear brands.

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1. TikTok’s Fit Pick Backlash

Timestamp: 01:15 - 04:18

Lawrence Schlossman and James Harris kick off the episode by discussing the backlash against fit picks on TikTok. James brings up the frustration users experience when trendy styles, such as baggy jeans or “Barrel jeans,” don’t translate well from influencers to everyday wearers.

James Harris (02:17):
"Have you seen the kind of backlash to, like, baggy jeans, like, looking like one way in, like some influencers fit picks, but then like, not fitting a certain way."

He demonstrates the common issue where styling tips for baggy jeans result in an unflattering appearance, highlighting a disconnect between online trends and real-life practicality.

2. Personal Fashion Choices and Critique

Timestamp: 01:11 - 05:45

The hosts transition into showcasing their own outfits, engaging in playful banter about their attire. James humorously critiques Lawrence’s fashion sense and vice versa, setting a light-hearted tone for the episode.

Lawrence Schlossman (03:01):
"Now your jeans can look wide because you hold them open wide."

Their discussion underscores the challenges of maintaining personal style amidst evolving fashion trends and the influence of social media aesthetics.

3. A Press Hoodie Review

Timestamp: 05:30 - 11:47

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to reviewing the A Press hoodie, a product that has garnered attention in the menswear community. James shares his dissatisfaction with the hoodie’s fit and quality, questioning its high price point.

James Harris (10:00):
"It is 1000% not worth $550."

Lawrence and James dissect the hoodie’s design flaws, such as the small pockets and ill-fitting hood, using humor to emphasize their critiques.

Lawrence Schlossman (07:20):
"You look like the guy from 90 Day Fiance with no neck."

Their candid evaluation highlights broader issues in the fashion industry, including overpriced products and the struggle to differentiate between genuine quality and hyped replicas.

4. The Hype vs. Value Debate

Timestamp: 10:00 - 11:47

The conversation shifts to a broader discussion about the hype surrounding certain menswear brands versus the actual value they provide. James contemplates whether brands like A Press are truly popular or if they cater to a niche audience.

James Harris (11:05):
"I think it's the latter. And what's crazy to me too is I was like, okay, if I could get this hoodie for even half price... I was like, would it be worth it?"

They explore the concept of “hypebeast” culture, questioning the sustainability and genuine appeal of products driven by hype rather than intrinsic quality.

5. Brand Popularity and Market Limitations

Timestamp: 11:47 - 11:21

Lawrence and James analyze the limited market for high-priced, hyped fashion items. They discuss the scarcity of affordable options and the difficulty in justifying steep prices for replicated styles.

Lawrence Schlossman (11:07):
"Because if you don't buy into that, then why buy the replica?"

The hosts conclude that many hyper-priced fashion items fail to resonate beyond a small, dedicated audience, emphasizing the importance of authenticity and value in menswear.

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Notable Quotes

• James Harris (02:17):
  "Have you seen the kind of backlash to, like, baggy jeans, like, looking like one way in, like some influencers fit picks, but then like, not fitting a certain way."

• Lawrence Schlossman (07:20):
  "You look like the guy from 90 Day Fiance with no neck."

• James Harris (10:00):
  "It is 1000% not worth $550."

• Lawrence Schlossman (11:07):
  "Because if you don't buy into that, then why buy the replica?"

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Conclusions and Insights

In this episode, Lawrence and James provide a sharp critique of current fashion trends influenced by social media, highlighting the gap between online aesthetics and real-world practicality. Their in-depth review of the A Press hoodie serves as a case study for broader issues in the menswear industry, such as the prevalence of overpriced, hyped products that prioritize style replication over quality and functionality. The hosts advocate for authenticity and value, urging listeners to critically assess the brands they support and the products they invest in.

Through humor and honest dialogue, Throwing Fits offers valuable insights into navigating the complex landscape of modern fashion, making this episode a must-listen for anyone interested in the intersection of style, social media, and consumer value.

Transcript

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[Lawrence Schlossman]

We are joined by no pr but he got that a press say Lauren Schlossman and myself. I get top orally James Harris. Welcome to the weekly burning the boys with today's full episode only bevel on www.

[James Harris]

Throwing fits.com hey, before we get into.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Chinese factory owners selling luxury johns on tik tok, the coachella trenches and vintage cameras becoming out of control.

[James Harris]

I'm happy it's getting real estate up top. I know you got to address this pandemic, dude.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This epidemic put my anthropology snapback on. Let's get into a fit check.

[James Harris]

Okay, Larry, I am wearing hip for cap, hiking boots on the feet, all cap. It's still. It's still brat summer over here, boy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

Are these brat green?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. I don't know.

[James Harris]

You're not up on your pantones.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What are you watching? Charlie. Charlie Chella clips. Okay.

[James Harris]

His socks are uniqlo. The denim is varsity. Have you. In your travels on TikTok, have you seen the kind of backlash to, like, baggy jeans, like, looking like one way in, like some influencers fit picks, but then like, not fitting a certain way. And the. The guys doing the tutorial about how you're supposed to, like, style them for pictures? Have you seen this?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No.

[James Harris]

All right, let me demonstrate. You. Yes. Okay. They. They've hit reels. Let me demonstrate. So basically, the whole idea is like, you see A guy looking sick into baggy jeans, like Barrel jeans or whatever. And then like you buy them and you don't look as cool. And it's actually a very simple tip. Let me demonstrate to the.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Kind of. Sounds like a guy knowing an. A hoodie.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Hold on one second. I'll be. I'll be.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Looks so sick online. But just how so Happens when I put it on. Not as sick. All right, what are we.

[James Harris]

Pretty simple, right? They look good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I. I don't. I can't see. All I see is your not ass. Yeah, they look wider. Yeah. Okay. It's called styling. You're welcome. Just some binder clips too.

[James Harris]

Just a little service element for our friends who pay for video. Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Now your jeans can look wide because you hold them open wide.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Well, it's not that the jeans are like, like these jeans are wide, but to get them to like, look a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Certain way, but then it's like, that's what's important, right? Looking a certain way. Well.

[James Harris]

Well, no, no, not for me.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I' know.

[James Harris]

I know. It was. It's crazy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You've come a long way.

[James Harris]

Thank you.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

From fit pick culture to the Rosa Parks of fit picks to just dumping on the grid. You standing in front of a Porsche.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Whose Porsche was that?

[James Harris]

Oh, we. We got a car. We got a vintage Porsche.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What?

[James Harris]

We. We bought a vintage.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You can't drive though.

[James Harris]

Yeah, I can.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, you can't. When was the last time you drove?

[James Harris]

I didn't buy a vintage Porsche. I don't know. Some guys in my garage. Hell yeah, bro. Wait, did he really think I got a vintage Porsche? As someone who can drive but chooses not to?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Of course not. I know how much money you make.

[James Harris]

How much is a vintage 911?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't know, like 200 grand?

[James Harris]

Yeah, probably. No, not with probably. Like if it's got over, you know, six digit miles. I also don't know if that's a 911. I think it's actually probably like a lesser model. Seemingly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, for sure.

[James Harris]

No, and it is. It was just crazy to me to see how many that the fact that enough people were complaining about how their jeans were, like not looking right in photos that, like, now there's a guy who can do like a tutorial, which is all we're talking about is pulling out the sides of your pants.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

To balloon them out like that can then go viral.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Where I see it, I feel like Instagram versus reality. When it comes to fits, when it comes to experience, it's going to be big top big through line in today's podcast.

[James Harris]

Big theme today.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's about to. I think chapter two is about to start as you continue up the fit.

[James Harris]

Check Instagram is not real. The. The T shirt today is a vintage Dilbert tea from intramural shop. I bought this from Bijan many years ago. It's the famous dog bird. I'm not unemployed. I'm a consultant. Right. This guy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Now that's a big maga shirt. It's a big maga flag because it's Scott.

[James Harris]

Oh, right. Yeah. Bad guy. Yeah. Can we separate the art from the artist when it comes to Dilbert?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Nah.

[James Harris]

Did you ever with Dilbert?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not really.

[James Harris]

My dad, the kind of corporate America that he worked in, he was like yo Dilbert. Just like me. For real. For real. He loved Dilbert, dude.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Gilbert the God.

[James Harris]

Yo.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yo. Working does suck dick.

[James Harris]

Shout out. Bijan. Congrats on the residency at Fantasy Explosion.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's right.

[James Harris]

Okay. The A press hoodie.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

A press a.

[James Harris]

The A press a hoodie. The thermal line Zip up maybe.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So gius to ask how much.

[James Harris]

Okay. When it was all said and done.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's important.

[James Harris]

Yes. Yes. Let's get into it, guys. You're looking at a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Don't say let's get into like a tick tocker.

[James Harris]

Let's get into it guys. You are looking.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Let's talk about it.

[James Harris]

Let's get into it, guys. This is a 550 zip up hoodie from Japan by a little brand called Aprese Pre Distressed Pre distressed thermal lines.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It is a little ass hoodie.

[James Harris]

Oh, should we do the hood also? All right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What.

[James Harris]

What's I got to prepare?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You explain to us real quick why this hoodie is differentiated from other zip up hoodies.

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[James Harris]

Fiverr.Com I probably could have rattled off a bunch of. I would basically go pure Cope mode before I bought it. Now that I have it nothing.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

There's no drawstring.

[James Harris]

Okay. Right. And it's. And look at the. The. The a press. A signature fucking grind.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is it soft? Does it feel good?

[James Harris]

It's. Honestly, no, dude.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

It was no returns.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, yeah. Whoever made that policy knew what the fuck they were doing.

[James Harris]

So my big thing was like, oh.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Maybe your big thing is a little.

[James Harris]

Hood that I thought was going to fit my little ass head. I think there might be because it's double lined. Wait till you. Does it not straight up look like black skinhead?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You're looking like a little Kanye interview for sure. Yeah, I don't. I don't think you should do this. I don't think you should. All right, screenshotters. Get ready.

[James Harris]

Sorry, I'm struggling with the hardware.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is. This is bad. This.

[James Harris]

Con horo.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You look like. Yeah, con Holy. You look like the guy from 90 Day Fiance with no neck.

[James Harris]

Yeah, that guy.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No. Next.

[James Harris]

Tony, this really pisses me off. I don't know.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Condom reservoir. It's a little Kanye in the black klan hood.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Black skinhead mode on. And I don't know if that's just this one or if it's all but like, I've never. I didn't see anyone else with this fucking problem. Oh, really?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The things you saw online didn't line.

[James Harris]

Up with the reality, so now I have to fucking tuck it in and create a little hood pussy a horsey to like just get it so that I don't look like a hate crime aficionado. Dude. What? I'm not. Okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Got these little.

[James Harris]

You got these little.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Little ass pockets. I was like, yo, what's this? Is this branding? Like, no, that's just the pre distressed nipple.

[James Harris]

I'm not mad at the. The. I'm gonna take this hood off. Yeah. I'm not mad at the. The pre distressing. I understand that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Like, but it's just a nipple. Like, it looks like you're like. You have a up nip showing over there.

[James Harris]

I do have up nips. The pockets are like, they're kind of small for like a little gauge.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Your hands barely fit in there.

[James Harris]

I know. You know, it's funny, this idea of small kangaroo pockets. I have another zip up hoodie that's a similar problem. Why are we making them so small? Are guys hands smaller? Is it the hormones in the food?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't know. And then like, it. It's bunch or it's like you're rolling it up like internally, right? You're doing like an internal roll.

[James Harris]

So here's another thing. I looked at this. So this is something that I bought having never tried it on. So I go to the size chart, shout out, packer, all the. Whether it's a. I think they have small, medium and large, or 2, 3, 4 is available. So maybe that's medium, large, XL. Either way, every size, every number has the same chest measurement. So the only difference are like, sleeves and length. And the sleeves are already short on all of them. But the length, this is not even. I was hoping I'd be like, okay, I'm paying for fit. You're not really paying for fit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is like if Tom Brown made a fucking pre distressed hoodie.

[James Harris]

I don't even.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think that's all short and all fucking bunched up and shit.

[James Harris]

Yeah. And the hand feel like it's not anything special. The waffle lining is kind of nice. But. But here's the thing with the pre distressing. I know, like, we've talked a lot about pre distressed drawings, probably more than we ever should, but I'm not mad at that because the whole value prop of a press, say, is he gets the best, most iconic reference and kind of like replicates it exactly. And then like, I guess makes his tweaks where he sees fit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So you. Did you agree that a 1950s Champion hoodie hand loomed in Rochester, New York, is the hoodie of all time?

[James Harris]

No.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Because if you don't buy into that, then why buy the replica?

[James Harris]

Well, and I think that's the point where it's like, get the vintage one.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Well, those cost a lot of money.

[James Harris]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, sure. So five wheeled and all that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

$550. You bought it for your birthday?

[James Harris]

Yep.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Are you happy with this purchase?

[James Harris]

So here's the thing. I like the hoodie. It is 1000% not worth $550. And would I have. Would I like this hoodie? This is real hypothetical rhetorical question. Would I have liked this hoodie if it didn't have a press A in the tag?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Would you?

[James Harris]

No.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Redactable question.

[James Harris]

It would be. It would be in my rotation. I would own it in terms of it's. If it's just not worth fighting if.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You get swept up in the hype. This is kind of like an old school, like, hype Beast Larry moment.

[James Harris]

Yeah, dude, for sure. This is like. And that's what's weird about A per se, and why I think we're struggling in real time to get our head around this brand. Because it's just like for menswear guys.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

In what way are you struggling to get your head around this brand?

[James Harris]

Well, the hood is too small to. Right. It's good to get my head inside. No, I just, it's. It just right. I keep saying it's like visim in.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That way, but the question is like, is this actually popular or is there literally just 200 guys that want in America that like want this?

[James Harris]

I. I think it's. I think it's the latter. And what's crazy to me too is I was like, okay, if I could. If you could get this hoodie for even half price, which is still a crazy amount of money for a hoodie. I was like, would it be worth it? So I go on grailed before you got in today. And I'm looking. You can't even get these for like you could get someone's used hoodie for still. It's. You're still paying 400 bucks.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Even more distressed.

[James Harris]

Yeah, right.

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