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James Harris
Throw gang we are joined by 38 Hollis Lawrence.
Hollis Lawrence
Yes.
James Harris
And myself, the food poisoning Poseidon, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running of the.
Hollis Lawrence
Boys with today's full episode only available on www.thrillfits.com. i just want to be nice. That's a Two Hollis reference and you wouldn't know. Hell yeah.
James Harris
Before we get into reviewing the corner store copying expensive Japanese johns for your birthday and tariffs hitting all the fashion homies, let's get into a fit check.
Hollis Lawrence
Oh damn. I can't have two H's to outro music first for your birthday. You can. Yes, Two Hollis ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to officially a 38 year.
James Harris
Old podcast and personally, Two Hollis on last year's Fitties and I think you're like, who's that?
Hollis Lawrence
I'm pretty sure I put two Hollis on last year's videos and that spend.
James Harris
Incorrect.
Hollis Lawrence
This is a 38 year old pot, officially. And honestly, I think that's fucking epic awesome sauce, dude.
James Harris
Wow, that's so fucking epic. Speaking which bro got your little birthday?
Hollis Lawrence
Oh no. Is it two Hollis physical media?
James Harris
Happy birthday to you.
Hollis Lawrence
What is. Oh, is it a cinnamon roll?
James Harris
It's a cinnamon bun.
Hollis Lawrence
I don't know if this vibes with.
James Harris
My diet from Radio Bakery.
Hollis Lawrence
All right, let's try it.
James Harris
Since you're a f. Since you love cursed millennial TikTok food bait places I saw. I waited four hours online at Radio Bakery in the rain just to get you the hottest cinnamon bun. Which if you don't know about Radio Bakery, are you living under a Fucking rock.
Hollis Lawrence
So explain. So what is. I am. What is Radio Bakery? And actually, how long did you wait in line?
James Harris
I think it's the first folks that own Rolo. And it's literally, like. I don't know. It's the. It's in Greenpoint Row, the.
Hollis Lawrence
Or whatever.
James Harris
Ros in Queens, a little restaurant in Ridgewood.
Hollis Lawrence
Ridgewood.
James Harris
Yeah. Dropped by Jeremy. What's his name? From the bear on. I don't know. F or some. Whatever. It's just like a. The. The bakery du jour.
Hollis Lawrence
See? Oh, I got icing on the mic. Icing on the mic. You want to. You want to also. So it's a croissant cinnamon roll.
James Harris
No, it's a cinnamon roll. How was it?
Hollis Lawrence
Spectacular.
James Harris
Well, now that you're 38, all you get is one bite. Now eat your veggies. Go hit your cardio.
Hollis Lawrence
You're not gonna try it?
James Harris
No, bro, I'm 38. I'm good. First of all, I would like to.
Hollis Lawrence
Be clear on one.
James Harris
It's not my birthday.
Hollis Lawrence
I want to be clear on something. Between the two of us who just went to the dentist and had a cavity. Not to. Spoiler alert.
James Harris
Yeah, we're gonna talk about it.
Hollis Lawrence
Wait, so what. What. How long did you actually wait for this?
James Harris
This is like two and a half hours.
Hollis Lawrence
Really?
James Harris
Yeah.
Hollis Lawrence
What else did you get?
James Harris
No, it was down the block from the dentist, which I think that's why my dentist is doing so well, because it's down the street from. How is.
Hollis Lawrence
It's really good. It's a little bit. It's a little too sweet.
James Harris
Yeah, it's. It's caked in icing.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
All we're doing is reviewing cursed millennial tick tock places. First up, Radio Bakery. Next up, the corner store.
Hollis Lawrence
The corner store is, like, millennial coated and cursed for sure.
James Harris
Absolutely. But I think it's that it's, like, millennial coded in a way that is Gen Z bait. We're like, oh, remember, like, a time when there wasn't recessions and there wasn't presidents and tariffs kowtowing to Israel and.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
Drone strike in the Middle East. Like. Nope. We had that, too.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
When we were your age.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah. It's a history. Listen, bro, it rhymes. It might not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme. That is. Thank you so much.
James Harris
You're welcome.
Hollis Lawrence
That is wonderful.
James Harris
I waited 10 minutes. Lawrence as the birthday boy.
Hollis Lawrence
Yep.
James Harris
Go ahead and give us a fit check. What's your birthday fit?
Hollis Lawrence
Let's get right into it. I mean, you know, it is my Birthday week. Technically, my birthday was on a Sunday. It was yesterday. You're hearing this on Tuesday. My boots are our legacy camions. The socks are shiro. I think it's like a cashmere blend, which is nice on this. It's kind of shitty.
James Harris
Dang, yo. What the fuck? God.
Hollis Lawrence
What the hell, dude? Did God not hear that it was my birthday?
James Harris
God is ass.
Hollis Lawrence
What the. God. The jeans are vintage Levi's 501s. Got a nice little release temp today. The belt is Monitally dick Dangle. The pleaser is Cortez. The shirt is Armani jeans, vintage, of course. The hat is thrown. Fitzmaltalk Studio, as seen on Patrick Schwarzenegger.
James Harris
Yeah.
Hollis Lawrence
Congrats on surviving the White Lotus Season 3.
James Harris
Thanks, Ax.
Hollis Lawrence
Congrats on getting jerked off by your brother. Spoiler alert. Honestly, him wearing it and touching down in Australia for whatever White Lotus press tour that they were on inspired me to break it back out.
James Harris
Yeah. You know what the difference is?
Hollis Lawrence
It's his. And. Yo, can we say that we talked? He said it was his favorite hat. He told us.
James Harris
Well, he's like, I didn't know what you guys were. I just have your hat.
Hollis Lawrence
Don't ruin it.
James Harris
What? You're the one that posted a celebrity wearing our.
Hollis Lawrence
Oh. And it's not going to be the last time that you people see it, in case you missed it. Yo, and it was one of those things where it's funny. Say that you know how. Because IG is cooked. Like, sometimes if you take. Take a couple days off and you go back to stories and there's no link and you're not trying to promote the job you do, that keeps a roof over your head. Like, your stories will go crazy. It's my most seen story ever. Was me flexing a celebrity wearing our merch. Yeah.
James Harris
Which is crazy that. I guess maybe Instagram loves that. Because personally, this is just me. Personally speaking, I find that when brands, like, post a celebrity wearing their thing, it's a bit fucking corny.
Hollis Lawrence
Are we a brand?
James Harris
Yes.
Hollis Lawrence
Okay.
James Harris
Make clothes. Did Small Talk post him wearing it? No.
Hollis Lawrence
Were they. Did you. Did you send it to Nick and Phil?
James Harris
Phil's the one that told me.
Hollis Lawrence
What?
James Harris
Yeah.
Hollis Lawrence
They didn't post guys because it's not available.
James Harris
Well, we. Wait, what did I do? We talk about it on pod. I forgot.
Hollis Lawrence
No, this was last. This was Phil.
James Harris
Phil's the one that sent it to me.
Hollis Lawrence
This happened after we potted last week. So this is the first pot since Patrick Schwarzenegger was seen wearing his favorite hat.
James Harris
Something happened, something happened. I don't know. And Phil just hit me with the tick tock that I then shared with the group chat where it's like you know the news.com AU's like stars of the HBO hit the White Lord has been spotted. We're having Thailand and then yeah, that's what I shared. And then you found the daily mail clip and then you downloaded the photo and you posted to your Instagram story.
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James Harris
Do you what do you what are your thoughts on brands posting celebrities wearing their because we are famously anti the celebrity fashion industrial complex where we know it's just they're not choosing Most of the 99.9 of the time they're not choosing to wear this. Patrick obviously as the hottest, you know, star in the zeitgeist right now, he definitely chose this.
Hollis Lawrence
Of course it wasn't a personal shopper.
James Harris
On Mr. Wasn't a stylist just being like give me two of everything Mr. Porter.
Hollis Lawrence
No, Patrick obviously is listening right now along with you guys because it is the only pockets of matter. Okay, here is my ass. Answer it 1000% depends on two things. The celebrity and do they look good. Right? Like when Timmy was going crazy.
James Harris
I forgot that you in your old age as your dementia has kicked in, you've become a celebrity apologist. First of all celeb do it Larry likey.
Hollis Lawrence
We we are getting older. That is true. Everyone is. Everyone is N bro, your two hollow.
James Harris
References are keeping you young forever.
Hollis Lawrence
I, I, I just feel like I get younger every day.
James Harris
That is how time works.
Hollis Lawrence
And maybe that is brain rock.
James Harris
That's just your Benjamin Button baby dick.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
As my penis shrinks every day I feel like I've been turning into a little baby.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah, he looked cool though. It's fine. I will say. All right, here's, here's some mental gymnastics for you. We we see Patrick Schwarzenegger wearing the throne Fitz hat. He's wearing that with an aloe sweatsuit, I believe is the term. And I showed it to.
James Harris
Who did I show it to?
Hollis Lawrence
It might have been my brother, but I was like, yo, he's kind of like going crazy in the alo sweatsuit. He's like completely. I'm completely apologizing.
James Harris
So let me wear. We Larry likey.
Hollis Lawrence
He looky goody.
James Harris
Patrick looking good.
Hollis Lawrence
Rolly on the wrist, on the fingy. What are your draws? Wifey on the pinky chrome. On the other hand, my draws are. Brady. Brady.
James Harris
We explain that joke. So we got a. We had a. A script sent to us.
Hollis Lawrence
We talked about this video last week. We didn't say who this wrote this. Yeah, we're not.
James Harris
And we're never going to, but it'd.
Hollis Lawrence
Be very obvious one of the day.
James Harris
First one of the lines was like suggested lines was like, you know, we're talking about like wearing underwear. It's like, oh, man, you can see his draws.
Hollis Lawrence
Draws some good southern draws, dude.
James Harris
Yeah, they call me Lou Draws.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah, when you get your briefs, your boxers, whatever, from below the Mason Dixon line. Those are southern draws. Yeah. Lorraine the Piper. The sunglasses are Gucci and the sunglasses on this gray.
James Harris
You know what, it's your birthday, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
Hollis Lawrence
Yeah, dude. And now that I have a brand new non streetwear sticker laptop and I'm not going to last and a brand. I'm not though.
James Harris
Yo, all the streetwear brands out there, make sure to send Larry your best and most garish and brightest and ugliest stickers because my man's got a new computer.
Hollis Lawrence
I am bummed because P. Johnson that gave us these. I don't know if they were custom made because I'm like, no, those are, those are for. I think those must have been for us.
James Harris
Those are widely available.
Hollis Lawrence
Oh, really? They made a podcast centric sticker?
James Harris
Yes.
Hollis Lawrence
I mean it's a very. It's a famous meme. Listen to a podcast. I'd rather listen to my rod cast fishing joke. I want. I would like another one of those on this. And other than that, get your razor.
James Harris
And peel it off your old laptop maybe.
Hollis Lawrence
That seems like a lot of work to recreate.
James Harris
Yeah, yeah, that's way too much to do.
Hollis Lawrence
But yeah, I took the pick this week on my new iPhone. Just feeling fucking honestly feeling 38, dude. In a good way.
James Harris
Nice.
Hollis Lawrence
In a good way.
James Harris
James Trim.
Hollis Lawrence
James. Yo, twin, what did you wear today? You're looking.
James Harris
I'm looking fucking trim in my throwing fits. X DMA Duck boot hybrids with the green suede because it is nasty and shitty out. This is the worst type of weather. It's like low 40s and raining.
Hollis Lawrence
It's pissing, it's not spitting.
James Harris
The jeans are our lagoche. Vast cut. I picked these up in London. Shout out story Soraya. Sorry I'll say her name correctly in the London our legacy store. The T shirt is Colin Meredith. The crew neck is Lou. Equipment L O U Equipment.
Hollis Lawrence
Shout out Lou, whoever you are.
James Harris
Shout out Lou draws the hat is student Nicholson. The hoodie is Stussy work gear Bottega gift from Morocco. Hanes draws no sunglasses because it's raining out and I'm a normal person and that's it.
Hollis Lawrence
Oh, I forgot my jacket is Aaron Levine, New York.
James Harris
You always forget the fucking jacket. I know dude.
Hollis Lawrence
Shout out Aaron and shout out fucking Nolan. Thank you guys.
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Release Date: April 8, 2025
Hosts: James Harris and Hollis Lawrence
Episode Title: SUBSTACK PREVIEW Icing on the Mic
The episode kicks off with James Harris introducing the guest, Hollis Lawrence, affectionately referring to themselves as "two grown dirtbags just tryna navigate the male zeitgeist." Their casual and humorous rapport sets the tone for the episode.
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The hosts delve into birthday festivities, with Hollis teasing their 38th birthday. They engage in a playful "fit check," showcasing their personal styles and discussing their fashion choices in detail.
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James shares his experience at Radio Bakery, a popular spot among millennials and Gen Z, known for its excessive cinnamon buns. The hosts critique the establishment's offerings, highlighting the overly sweet and icing-laden pastries.
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The hosts transition to discussing corner stores, emphasizing their millennial-centric designs that inadvertently cater to Gen Z trends. They humorously reminisce about past economic and political climates, drawing parallels to current events.
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A significant portion of the episode centers around their clothing brand, "Throwing Fits," and its unexpected celebrity endorsement by Patrick Schwarzenegger. Hollis and James discuss the impact of having a celebrity wear their merchandise, debating the authenticity and effectiveness of such endorsements.
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The conversation shifts to their branding strategies, particularly their use of social media and stickers for merchandise promotion. They humorously critique typical brand endorsements while outlining their unique approach to marketing.
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Towards the episode's conclusion, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter about aging and personal experiences. They reflect on their growth over the years while maintaining their irreverent humor.
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As the episode winds down, they briefly touch upon future content and express gratitude towards their listeners, maintaining their signature blend of humor and candidness.
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Authentic Branding: James and Hollis emphasize genuine connections with their audience, avoiding conventional celebrity endorsements unless it aligns naturally with their brand identity.
Humor in Content: The hosts utilize humor and candid conversations to engage listeners, making complex topics like branding and social media strategies more relatable.
Millennial and Gen Z Dynamics: Discussions highlight the evolving trends between different generations, especially in the context of marketing and consumer behavior.
Personal Touch: By sharing personal experiences and celebrations, the hosts create a sense of intimacy and relatability with their audience.
"Icing on the Mic" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the lives of James Harris and Hollis Lawrence as they navigate personal milestones, business challenges, and the ever-changing landscape of modern culture. Their blend of humor, authenticity, and insightful commentary makes this episode a compelling listen for both regular fans and newcomers alike.