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Lawrence Schlossman
Gang we are joined by the column A Nora because he's working the polls. Lawrence Schlossman and myself. He must be a Democrat because he's stuffing that box. James Harris welcome to the weekly run of the Boys with today's full episode.
James Harris
Only available on www.ThrowingFits.com A very special episode. Our annual award show.
Lawrence Schlossman
James that's right. The 2024 50s have been calculated and tabulated. Mathematic. But before we get into the best brands, trends, movies, biggest bozos, best timeline, takeover and so much more as voted on by you, the listener, the customer. Let's get into a fit. Check.
James Harris
Lawrence yeah, I guess everyone could vote. All right, real quick, ethically laced Tims on the dogs. It is snowing today.
Lawrence Schlossman
Interestingly, last year's bows of the year was Derek Chauvin. Or sorry, the guy the goat of the year was the guy that stabbed Derek Chauvin 22 times. The cop that chokes George Floyd.
James Harris
And what does it have to do with Tim's?
Lawrence Schlossman
They lace how you lace them.
James Harris
Ethically laced hate crime. Okay, I think it's the opposite of a hate crime, to be honest. It's respectful. You don't have your mic on. Okay, moving on up. I got on threadies. Hike to the kneecaps to keep me nice and warm.
Lawrence Schlossman
Nice.
James Harris
I'm wearing vintage Carhartt double knees. The pleaser is Cortez. The sweater is Connor McKnight. The belt is Emily dawn long Ex Maximum Henry Little collab. The hat is Austria Rollie on the wrist. Wedding ring on the finger. Wiping on the pinky.
Lawrence Schlossman
Are you okay? What Diet Pepsi do you get me?
James Harris
Yo, no sirrah.
Lawrence Schlossman
You put a fucking plague on this cannon bottle.
James Harris
Dp. Can you not open the dp? I want to choke your team. You have to call me my lord. And then I can. I can release you. Can you?
Lawrence Schlossman
I need to willingly open his dp. This is crazy.
James Harris
You literally have been struggling for the entire fit check. You got that? Use your fangs. Use your V fangs. You got this. This is why you pay for video. I think this is in the free preview. Ever can watch this?
Lawrence Schlossman
Dude, Here it is.
James Harris
You got it. Okay, great.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yo, look at this.
James Harris
The underwear skins. Favorite underwear brand. Big sponsor of the show this year, 2025. Yet I'm wearing the. Sorry, spoiler alert. I'm wearing the 3 inch cotton boxer briefs today. Rolly on the wrist. Wedding ring on the fingy Wifey on the pinky. Chrome on the other hand.
Lawrence Schlossman
What's that? Orlok ass coat.
James Harris
Oh, and my. My count Orlock ass quote is studio nickel. I want to pop the collar like a tick tock, man. Is that a trend for next year? Already popped collars.
Lawrence Schlossman
I don't know.
James Harris
Since I can remember, I've been popping my color.
Lawrence Schlossman
Three, six, Transylvania.
James Harris
Yeah. Shout out project.
Lawrence Schlossman
Are you doing your all black shit this winter? Is that what we're in for?
James Harris
I just felt like today it's snowing. Wanted to feel chic, like a chic New Yorker. Oh, the shades were shades that you were like. Why are you wearing shades? Sunlight reflects off of snow.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. When there's sun. When it's still snowing and it's cloudy. That does not happen.
James Harris
The shades are thistles. James, what do you wear today?
Lawrence Schlossman
On the feet are. Honestly what I think might go down is one of the top 25 collaborations of the first 25 years of the 21st century. Throwing fits. X DMA the Honestly, we started this hybrid shit. Fuck the snower. Actually, we love snowers. I love snowers also.
James Harris
Kind of like do we want to claim hybrids?
Lawrence Schlossman
But this. That is kind of what this is.
James Harris
Are these a hybrid Is a duck.
Lawrence Schlossman
Boot with a suede upper. It's kind of. That's kind of crazy.
James Harris
It's kind of genius, honestly, if you ask me.
Lawrence Schlossman
Exactly, bro. Like Dr. Frankenstein. This is our monster. The socks are. Oh, the socks are from the Buffalo Bills.
James Harris
Yo, dude, you bought. You bought your. You bought your socks at the stadium?
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah, I literally did.
James Harris
Yeah. That's cool.
Lawrence Schlossman
When I was at a bills game with a bunch of boys, it was the worst possible weather was like 34 degrees and raining.
James Harris
No sunglasses.
Lawrence Schlossman
No sunglasses. Got absolutely destroyed by the weather. After partying with the Bill's mafia. Once we got the invite, I'll account orlok from via Big cat. Big cat was like, yo, Bill's mafia. My boy's looking to hang out count cat. So he went and chilled with pinto Ron. And then these guys are like, they're like blackout drunk. They're like, all right, bro, enjoy the game. I gotta go drive back to Philadelphia.
James Harris
We're like, what? Oh, they just. They're tailgating and they're leaving and they're driving drunk back to. Yeah, Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or not tight. Very bad.
Lawrence Schlossman
Bring the play with them. Very bad, very bad. The pants are Hollywood ranch market. The tea is blackbird Spy plane. The fuzzy sweater is needles and the hat is student Nicholson. The big green puffer is. Well, not really puffer, but a big brown, big green down boy. Cheapy company. Bottega. Bottega. A little gift from. Oh, braided silver joint. And the underwear is Uniqlo heat tech and Hanes boxers.
James Harris
Who makes the gift?
Lawrence Schlossman
Some artisan. Oh, wow. Yeah.
James Harris
That was made to order for Jimmy.
Lawrence Schlossman
No, dude, just picked up at the market. Oh, yeah.
James Harris
Santa was good to you.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah, nice.
James Harris
Oh, 2025 Santa you gifted yourself or is that a gift from someone?
Lawrence Schlossman
Gift from someone.
James Harris
Okay, nice. What about your trapper? You wore a trapper hat today.
Lawrence Schlossman
Can I say that? Some Damn. That has a name. If I looked it up on ebay, but my computer's so old, didn't bring the iPad today. It has some Russian name, but it's by. It's vint. It's vintage Oakley.
James Harris
Yeah, I'm surprised.
Lawrence Schlossman
Other than some like button up snood that I got from a store in Japan called Napoleon fish market that no longer exists.
James Harris
Hollywood ranch market versus.
Lawrence Schlossman
Sorry, it's just a polyfish. Just deploying fish. It was like the weirdest gorp ever. And this is like the one thing that I could like, afford as like a 25 year old.
James Harris
I thought you would wear the trapper hat. On pot. It's a cool look.
Lawrence Schlossman
It's too hot. That's why I never wear beanies in the winter.
James Harris
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could go no mode and keep the ears out. No, no, never.
Lawrence Schlossman
Will do that. Like a. Like a. Yeah.
James Harris
No. You're not a small beanie guy. No, never.
Lawrence Schlossman
I don't have the face for it. On the head for it.
James Harris
Yeah, I mean, it's same. I still do it.
Lawrence Schlossman
Well, everything on you looks like a big beanie since you have a fucking baby head.
James Harris
That is true. It looks like a fucking honk shoe ass cap. Even though it's a small pe.
Lawrence Schlossman
I'm going to bed in the Wittsburg, Germany, Herr Schlossman.
James Harris
In my circ. In my sarcophagus, dude. Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
All right. Fit check.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
Drink check complete. Oh, sip it on diet Pepsi. Lawyer starts financing.
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Lawrence Schlossman
Lawrence, on a scale of zero to last week's podcast, how hungover are you?
James Harris
Zero.
Lawrence Schlossman
That's sober as a judge. That's how you know he's taking it seriously. Let's get into it.
James Harris
Here we go.
Lawrence Schlossman
One of the most fun and this year most boring. Myrick.
James Harris
Yeah, Kind of a bummer category. Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
Was best trend of the year. Again, these are all voted on by You. Thank you everyone that voted in the 50s. We're only going to go through the top five. Starting at number five with 6.6% of the vote was the quarter zip crisis. This is like a single item trend, right, that I think there's a few of them throughout but quarter zips coming in at number five. Number four, old money aesthetic, new money taste, 7.1% then at 8.3%. Honestly, a strong showing in my opinion. Good boy fits.
James Harris
Yeah, baby.
Lawrence Schlossman
So like, you know, popping your. The collar in your top coat, dressing meet your girlfriend's parents, board him to the bar as mall brands.
James Harris
How is dressing like Count Orlok a good boy move? He's the villain. He's a monster. I'm a monster.
Lawrence Schlossman
Next up, this is a cultural one. Irish independence.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
Talking splitting the GS, the dominance of Paul Mezcal IO her whole bit kneecap say nothing. The TV show Sally Rooney dominating the bookshelves 20.7%. And then coming at number one, the best trend of the year kind of a. This is your. I don't know what this is. The best trend of the year is the fact that we're living in a post trend world.
James Harris
Yep.
Lawrence Schlossman
There are no more trends. Any trend you see whether any core. Any like du jour stunt. John. It's all a media psyop to get clicks and engagement and outrage and sales. And sales. Not even sales.
James Harris
I think, I think that.
Lawrence Schlossman
I think it's just outrage driving like the content economy.
James Harris
Some of these.
Lawrence Schlossman
What do you mean? Flower core is a fucking thing.
James Harris
Some of these media outlets also conveniently have retail arms and if you see a fake trend being served up to go viral, that should actually be hashtag sponsored ad because they're trying to sell you something. Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
Hey, this trend is the thing you need to get on. Oh, by the way, we have it for sale.
James Harris
Yeah. We have been complaining very vocally about the lack of trends and this category just fine. I'm.
Lawrence Schlossman
No, it's our fine with that.
James Harris
It's our job and we were proven correct in the thinness of this list and the fact that you all agreed with us that the number one trend is that there is no trend. I agree. Even if I voted for quarter zips personally. Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
I think it's also like another thing that bears. That has, that bears repeating that we've been seeing throughout the years. Like it's not that instead of like jumping from trend to trend, people kind of just like dug their heels in and went deeper on sometimes literally if they're wearing Like Cuban heels or camions went deeper on what they're actually into.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Schlossman
So I saw a good. I saw a good. I don't know if it's like a tweeter TikTok where it's like, yo, you can actually forget trends. You can actually tell how much what someone's screen time is based on how they dress.
James Harris
That's so true.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. Your screen time seemed pretty high, my friend.
James Harris
No, but it's like I set the trends. I don't follow, brother. Come on now. I am count post trend.
Lawrence Schlossman
I set the trend.
James Harris
I have said publicly, and to be clear, I do love trends. I love trying new things. But again, if something doesn't work because it's 2 of the moment, you discard it and you move on. But yes, there are some things that you latch onto and you keep and you bring with you in terms of your personal style journey.
Lawrence Schlossman
Well, this is so. It's really just like dressing like the explore page versus personal style.
James Harris
This I think. Okay, so do you agree with me this is a W for personal style?
Lawrence Schlossman
Oh, absolutely.
James Harris
This is a fudgeing win. W's in the fucking chat versus.
Lawrence Schlossman
I don't think it bears or warrants cynicism where trends are dead, trends are over. It's like, all right. Like, it's a bit of a reset.
James Harris
Yeah. And like you said, there's the other side to this coin, which is that people are digging in deeper to the things that matter to them that are personal, that they really enjoy. And that is always better than blowing all your scratch on the little John of the day. That will not be cool in 24 hours or not cool, but won't be presented to you as cool because the media will have moved on to another thing.
Lawrence Schlossman
How's that? Quarters are going for you?
James Harris
I have a new one. No. Well, it's great. And I even have a quarter zip. I think we have another share, John, that I haven't even busted out yet that I'm excited to wear on pod. It's a thing that, again, this is something I'm keeping with me at least, you know, in the. The colder months. You to me a full 365 from now and we'll see if I'm still rocking with my rear.
Lawrence Schlossman
You find that you indulged in any of these trends yourself?
James Harris
Oh, I mean, quarter zip, twinkle toes.
Lawrence Schlossman
Old money aesthetic, new money taste.
James Harris
No, I mean that to me. So that's a weird one because that's.
Lawrence Schlossman
Like Irish independence splitting.
James Harris
Jesus.
Lawrence Schlossman
Your whole personality.
James Harris
Yeah. Amongst. Amongst a few Other things on pot and off. Yeah, this tracks to me and and for everyone who is not keeping score we are. Last year's winner was the Silver Lake mechanic which kind of like completely fell off. Right. Per our results.
Lawrence Schlossman
Yeah. I mean I don't even know what where it would really fit here except for like blue collar stolen valor. I mean a lot of the other thing about like a lot of trends and again I think this is kind of indicative of the times we're in relation to the pandemic where like we were in like hyper trend drive.
James Harris
Yep.
Lawrence Schlossman
For a minute there and then just kind of settled down where it's like people are still dressed like Silver Lake mechanics but that's no longer like a new trend. So that's kind of the. Another quagmire parameter of this category is like it has to have kind of popped off or or evolved or been new in the last 365.
James Harris
Yep.
Lawrence Schlossman
Are still dressing like mechanics.
James Harris
Yo. And the higher crown hats that held over we had. This is one that we that you guys didn't vote into the top five. But a tale of two hats. Whether it was dad hats like we're both wearing right now or on the other end of the spectrum, it seemed like the only two options were the dad hats or that higher crowned hat that all those Silver Lake mechanics we're rocking with. So that's the thing that almost proves my point where even if that trend isn't hot, that's something that people latched onto and brought with them moving forward.
Lawrence Schlossman
Right.
James Harris
So there you go. That kind of proves the point.
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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits
Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW The 2024 Fitties
Release Date: January 7, 2025
In the Throwing Fits episode titled "The 2024 Fitties," hosts Lawrence Schlossman and James Harris dive into their annual award show, celebrating and critiquing the year’s standout trends, brands, movies, and cultural phenomena. Joined by Columnist Nora, who is actively engaged in the polls, the trio navigates through listener-voted categories, offering a blend of humor, insight, and candid discussions about the evolving landscape of the male zeitgeist.
Lawrence Schlossman kicks off the episode by highlighting the meticulous process behind the awards:
"The 2024 Fitties have been calculated and tabulated. Mathematic..." [01:18]
The hosts emphasize that the awards reflect listener opinions, making it a participatory event:
"As voted on by you, the listener, the customer." [01:34]
They tease upcoming categories, including best brands, trends, movies, and more, setting the stage for an engaging exploration of the year's highlights and lowlights.
The discussion swiftly moves to the heart of the episode: the top five trends as voted by listeners.
Quarter Zip Crisis
Garnering 6.6% of the vote, the quarter zip tops the list, albeit somewhat humorously:
"Quarter zips coming in at number five." [08:37]
Old Money Aesthetic, New Money Taste
With 7.1%, this trend reflects a blend of traditional and modern styles:
"Old money aesthetic, new money taste." [08:40]
Good Boy Fits
Receiving 8.3%, this category celebrates styles that are universally appealing and non-confrontational:
"Good boy fits... popping your collar in your top coat." [09:04]
Irish Independence
At 20.7%, this trend delves into cultural expressions and national pride:
"Irish independence talking splitting the GS..." [09:17]
Post-Trend World
Surprisingly, the top trend isn't a trend at all. Fall-out polls reveal that the prevailing sentiment is the absence of fleeting styles:
"The best trend of the year is the fact that we're living in a post-trend world." [09:40]
Notable Quote:
"There are no more trends. Any trend you see is a media psyop to get clicks and engagement." – Lawrence Schlossman [09:51]
Lawrence and James engage in a spirited debate about the current state of fashion and cultural trends. Lawrence posits that the media-driven nature of trends has led to their dilution:
"It's all a media psyop to get clicks and engagement and outrage and sales." [09:51]
James counters by suggesting that the absence of traditional trends allows for more authentic personal style development:
"People are digging in deeper to the things that matter to them that are personal, that they really enjoy." [10:12]
Notable Quote:
"It's a bit of a reset... people are still dressing like Silver Lake mechanics, but that's no longer a new trend." – Lawrence Schlossman [13:09]
The hosts reflect on their personal engagement with the trends discussed. James shares his tentative embrace of the quarter zip trend:
"I have a quarter zip... I'm excited to wear it on pod." [12:17]
Conversely, Lawrence expresses skepticism towards following fleeting trends, advocating for a more grounded approach to personal style:
"I set the trend... I do love trends, but if something doesn't work, you discard it and move on." [11:20]
Notable Quote:
"Your screen time seems pretty high, my friend." – Lawrence Schlossman (teasing James) [11:08]
Emphasizing the participatory nature of the Fitties, Lawrence thanks the listeners for their votes, underscoring the community-driven aspect of the podcast:
"Thank you everyone that voted in the Fitties." [08:40]
He also reflects on the evolving nature of trends post-pandemic, suggesting that the intense trend-driven culture of previous years has mellowed:
"It's kind of indicative of the times we're in relation to the pandemic where we were in like hyper trend drive." [13:09]
As the episode wraps up, Throwing Fits underscores the shift from a trend-centric world to one where personal style takes precedence. The hosts advocate for authenticity over fleeting popularity, encouraging listeners to prioritize personal satisfaction over external validation.
Final Quote:
"This proves the point that personal style is more enduring than transient trends." – James Harris [14:13]
Post-Trend Reality: The leading trend of 2024 is the absence of traditional trends, highlighting a cultural shift towards individualism.
Personal Style Emphasis: Both hosts advocate for developing a personal style that transcends media-driven trends.
Listener Participation: The Fitties award show exemplifies community engagement, with listeners actively shaping the conversation.
Cultural Reflections: The discussion mirrors broader societal changes post-pandemic, where authenticity and personal preferences gain prominence over ephemeral trends.
This episode of Throwing Fits offers a candid and humorous exploration of the current state of trends and personal style, inviting listeners to reflect on their own approaches to fashion and cultural engagement.