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Welcome to the afters uncut bonus content for our best friends on subset. This week we're around and getting. Not just getting but being silly billies with Larry and Jimmy after podcasting with.
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Young me mayor like John Mayer, not Oscar Eric Adams.
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Yeah. So I don't know how she felt about oh, is that anti. I guess she's not Jewish because I did the Oscar Meyer.
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Her dad's intro. Her dad's the white guy, right? Yeah.
D
But he's from Ireland. Irish American.
E
Okay.
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This week, yeah, we're around and getting silly after potting with young me mayor as she goes home to relieve her babysitter of all babysitting duties that because we're allies we're paying for.
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I I will say that was my idea.
D
Yeah. And I was a bit like what's.
E
You want to get the price first?
D
What does a babysitter cost these days in New York City?
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$25 an hour for all the new to be parents listening in the throw gang. That's if you live in New York. That's what you're looking at. Something in that range. Yeah.
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I babysat as like, an odd job when I was, like, stringing together, like, three jobs at a time.
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Really? Who hired you to babysit their children?
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A family friend.
E
Okay.
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The kid was. I guess he's, like, going to college now, but it was easy. Pick him up from. Well, did I pick him up from school? I don't even know if I did. Yeah, I did. And go get a bite. Do homework. Go play soccer.
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So you were, like, also, like, a tutor? You, like, helped them with his homework?
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No, I was like, do your homework.
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Yeah, I was a camp counselor.
D
You fingered somebody behind the boat house? Not a camper. A fellow counselor.
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No, that never happened. You're just like. That's. You're just. That's, like, a thing that happens in movies and stuff. I was not one of those. It was a day camp.
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Is that not.
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I wasn't, like, asleep.
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Lost your virginity?
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No.
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Oh, you lost virginity to. On the kitchen floor with a French tickler condom?
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Yes. They didn't finger anyone behind a boathouse. It's all in front of the paywall, Dude.
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Fuck.
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My legacy is just going to be complete, dog. Because of this show, bro. What do you.
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That makes you sound cooler?
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Yeah.
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Oh, you didn't finger someone to camp, you loser.
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I did go to sleepway camp, though.
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Yeah. And fingering.
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No. All boys.
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No. Fingering all boys.
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So fingering. N. Yeah, no, but it was. It was more of like. It was like that Sleepway camp was like, the focus was like, a lot of like. Like sports. It's very broad out. It wasn't like you guys do up.
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Like, make a kid eat dirt.
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No, no. No one got, like, bullied too hard or anything like that. It was. It was smaller. It wasn't anything like, you know, any camp.
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Any cam. Counselors finger each other?
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No, not that I know of, though. The. And I think we've told this before. The. The funniest thing that came out of that experience was I had a black camp counselor.
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His name's not funny.
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No, no, let me. I'm just setting it up.
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Okay. Okay.
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And I don't. And I can say we don't need to bleep this name because this is clearly not his real name. But we. T. Biscuit Fire. Don't know what that stood for.
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Okay.
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Tea Biscuit. And the big feedback that T. Biscuit had for. Because my mom, like, remembers this, and I think she might have, like. Were they doing what was happening My wedding. People were doing, like, voice notes. Did you leave a voice note for. Maybe it was like, Jenna.
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What?
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You don't remember this.
D
What are you talking about?
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People were leaving voice notes and then they were like, maybe used on the podcast, the old. The previous show. You don't remember this? Like, people leaving, like.
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Like voicemails.
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Yeah. For like the Texas wedding content. That would have come out on the.
D
Oh, okay.
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Voice memos. Excuse me. I don't know if then, like, your.
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Cam cancer was supposed to voice memo in, like, 1990s. What the hell are you talking about?
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So I don't actually, I don't think that this happened in a. In a voice memo. But anyway, long story short, sorry. T Biscuit relayed this fact to my parents. Said, I think your son wants to be black. So that was called pretty early on.
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But that was.
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That was 10 years before you discovered rap music, I think. I'm not. Sorry, I'm not equating black people with all black culture.
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Oh, I wasn't even. Honestly, I was not even thinking that.
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Yeah, there's literature.
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Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't think it was. Your son wants to be black in the James Baldwin way, though. How old were you, dude? I might. Dude, we're talking like 12.
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Oh, is it?
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I think I was just like, yo, I got a cool ass camp counselor. His name's T. Biscuit.
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You didn't.
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I might have been parodying some.
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You didn't say anything?
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No, no, Absolutely not.
D
You didn't say anything.
E
I don't think he was calling us that.
D
You didn't say anything? You didn't finger anything?
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No, I think it was just more of like, just maybe like parodying or picking up on like his super, super sick mannerisms. Giant, from what I remember. I know. Maybe now, like, as an adult, he might be like a normal. I just remember being like a gigantic fat black guy. T Biscuit, I'm like, why are you a camp counselor at a sports camp, dude? Not very athletic guy.
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He wasn't good at sports, but he.
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Was cool as health. And that's, I guess, all that matters. Yeah.
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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 12/12/24
Release Date: December 12, 2024
Host: Throwing Fits
Episode Title: SUBSTACK PREVIEW The Afters with Jimmy and Larry: 12/12/24
Overview
In this episode of Throwing Fits, hosts Jimmy and Larry dive into their past experiences with babysitting and camp counseling, blending humor and personal anecdotes to navigate the complexities of adulthood and relationships. The conversation is candid, filled with witty exchanges, and offers listeners a glimpse into the hosts' formative years and the lessons they've carried forward.
Main Discussion
Jimmy and Larry reminisce about their days babysitting, highlighting the challenges and humorous moments that come with taking care of children.
Babysitting Rates in NYC:
Jimmy's Babysitting Experience:
Humorous Anecdotes:
The hosts delve deeper into their camp experiences, exploring themes of identity, cultural perceptions, and personal growth.
Misinterpretations and Growth:
Cultural Observations:
Camp Dynamics:
Light-Hearted Banter:
Jimmy expresses concerns about how their actions might be perceived in the future, blending self-deprecation with humor.
Jimmy on Legacy:
Larry's Reassurance:
Notable Quotes
Larry on Babysitting Rates:
"$25 an hour for all the new-to-be parents listening in the throw gang." ([02:05])
Jimmy on Legacy:
"My legacy is just going to be complete, dog. Because of this show, bro." ([03:09])
Jimmy Reflecting on Camp Counselor:
"I think your son wants to be black in the James Baldwin way, though." ([05:10])
Conclusion
In this episode, Jimmy and Larry effectively blend humor with heartfelt reflections, offering listeners an engaging narrative of their early responsibilities and the shaping of their identities. Through their relatable stories and playful interactions, they touch upon themes of cultural identity, personal growth, and the enduring impact of formative experiences. This candid conversation not only entertains but also resonates with anyone navigating the challenges of adulthood and self-discovery.
Connect with Throwing Fits
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