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Bert Kreischer (0:45)

Happy birthday to us.

Jules (0:48)

It's delicious. Get it?

Bobby Lee (1:17)

No.

Bert Kreischer (1:18)

Yeah.

Jules (1:18)

What's happening?

Bobby Lee (1:19)

No, no. You can't lose them.

Bert Kreischer (1:21)

I know. I know.

Bobby Lee (1:22)

What, you got a better job?

Bert Kreischer (1:24)

No. I said to him, I was like, listen, we're starting a sitcom. We just started production today.

Bobby Lee (1:30)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:31)

And I said, everyone, I was like, yo, if you guys want to take this as an opportunity to grow, you should.

Bobby Lee (1:35)

Yeah.

Bert Kreischer (1:36)

And he was like, I'm gonna take you up on that. So I was like, cool. It's. It's right for him, dude.

Bobby Lee (1:40)

What do you want to do, produce it?

Bert Kreischer (1:42)

I think he just wants to get into production and making. Making television and making movies.

Bobby Lee (1:46)

Is he working with you on this sitcom?

Bert Kreischer (1:48)

Summary

TigerBelly Podcast Summary

Episode: Bert Kreischer & You May Say It’s Disturbing
Release Date: March 19, 2025
Hosts: Bobby Lee, Khalyla, Jules
Guest: Bert Kreischer

Episode Overview

This episode of TigerBelly delivers an uproarious, loose, and sometimes deliberately uncomfortable exchange between hosts Bobby Lee, Khalyla, Jules, and their larger-than-life guest, Bert Kreischer. The conversation riffs on comedy industry insider stories, the fragility of the ego, ethnic identities, narcissism, body image, personal hygiene, the economics of sitcoms, and the never-ending search for new bits.

With plenty of tangents, absurd improvisations, and a recurring theme of self-examination (are these guys actually narcissists? sociopaths?), this episode is a blend of very raw comedy and real industry insight, heavy on playful insults, self-deprecation, and unpredictable musical breaks.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Comedy as Family, Industry, and (Dysfunctional) Career

Starting Out & Career Progression
- Bert and Bobby reflect on their start in comedy (Bert at 25, Bobby at 23) and the strangeness of seeing younger comedians now. Bert notes he was less nervous because “if it’s not good, what do you expect? I’ve never done this” (22:48).
- Discussion on aging in stand-up and the changes in the business (23:25), with nods to comics like Ron White and Jimmy Walker.
Sitcom Money & Changing Economics
- Fascinating breakdown of how sitcom money has changed—comparing 70s-90s deals (e.g., “Kevin James was making $750,000 an episode” at 25:33) to today’s economics, with reflections on Modern Family, Roseanne, and syndication.
- “Dude, that’s like having a podcast now. I mean—” (25:37, Bert).
Would You Want to Do an Arena Tour?
- Both joke about the appeal and drawbacks of “gigantic theaters” and arena tours, with Bobby emphatically stating, “Don’t want that in life” (73:52).

2. Purely Absurd: Personal Hygiene, Bodies, and Oversharing

Shaving, Hairlessness & Comparative Physiology
- A major recurring tangent—Bert’s grooming routine, body hair, and Bobby’s relative “hairlessness” as an Asian man (47:09–53:00).
- “Out of all the comedians I know, I’ve seen your taint, your butthole, your nut sack and penis.” – Bobby to Bert (47:15).
- Bert shares: “I have the cleanest butthole in the world...I shaved it yesterday” (47:27).
- The group debates dingleberries, bidets, and the universal struggle of shaving nether regions.
Jockstraps and Underwear
- Bert discovers and raves about jockstraps, swearing off traditional underwear for their comfort (“Yesterday I put on a jockstrap and I went—hold on… I bought so many pairs of jocks.” 57:02).

3. “Are We Narcissists?”—Diagnoses, Self-Reflection, and Comedy Therapy

Meta-Diagnosis Culture & Social Media
- Frustration with social media’s armchair psychology: “I’m so tired of Instagram with these meta-diagnoses on psychological problems.” (03:51, Bert)
- “Are you a clinical psychologist? What’s going on on the Internet?” (04:28, Bobby)
Narcissist vs. Sociopath Self-Audit (and Peer Review)
- The guys run through checklists of narcissism and sociopathy, dragging Ari Shaffir and their wives into the diagnosis game via calls (28:41–41:01).
- “Ari, your dog, I’m with Bert...Who do you think is more narcissist, me or Bert?” (88:32)
- Ari: “I think neither one of you really knows what that word means. I said you’re both too dumb to understand the meaning of that.” (89:06)
- Relentless, comedic debate over who lacks empathy, who is arrogant, who demands attention, and who exploits others—and why being a comedian is basically being a narcissist by default.

4. Ethnicity & “Animal Behavior”—Stereotypes and Playing With Fire

Accent Battles & Laugh Stereotypes
- “We mash up Birdie boy, mash up Tiger Belly—like the dream team.” (02:53)
- Long riff with attempted and dissected Asian, Australian, British, and various “black guy” accents, with recurring self-awareness about crossing lines and apologizing for offensive bits.
- They imitate how different cultures laugh, with varying degrees of sensitivity (75:31–78:03).
Physical Similarity Stereotypes
- Running joke about whether all Asians or all bald white guys look alike, with Bert: “But there is...a big chunk of Asians. Not all of them, but a big chunk that do look alike...With bald white guys...there’s a big chunk of them that look all the same” (42:26).
- Bobby and Bert both search for people who look like them online, playfully critiquing the concept of individuality in appearance.

5. Musical Mayhem—Improvised Songs and Parodies

Imagine Parody & ChatGPT Song Experiment
- A highlight comes when the crew writes and performs a ChatGPT-prompted parody of John Lennon’s “Imagine,” with live piano and collaborative (sometimes cringe) harmonies describing each other’s nakedness, career choices, and odd habits (37:32, 67:06–69:41).
- “Imagine Bobby naked, rolling on the floor, telling us his trauma like we ain’t heard before.” – Bert, singing (67:42).
Bobby’s Piano Skills & Ethnic Stereotypes
- Bert jokes about “how much of piano skill is just being Asian?” and the stereotype of Asians excelling at violin and math—immediately called out and played up (07:55–08:12).

6. Hollywood "Clubs," Representation and Asian American Networks

The “Asian Clique” in Hollywood
- Bobby and Bert dig into whether there’s an “underground Asian team” in the industry: “I have threads that are exclusively Asian.” (83:57, Bobby)
- They call Bobby’s friends, playfully exclude Bert, and riff on ethnic in-group bonding and representation.
- “If you Google Bert Kreischer with Asians, it’s just a photo of you and Kalilah with him.” (73:55, Jules)
Industry Networking and Project Teases
- Bobby pitches Bert to do voices on his upcoming animated show with Andrew Santino.
- Shoutout to friends in the business, e.g. Jean (staff writer/producer), with some light teasing and Hollywood “who do you know” banter.

Notable Quotes

On the Narcissism of Comics:
“If you’re a stand up comedian—yes, everything’s about yourself.” – Leanne (Bert’s wife, recounted by Bert, 29:08)
On Industry Change:
“Kevin James was making $750,000 an episode...Dude, that’s like having a podcast now.” – Bert (25:33)
On Self-Image:
“I have the cleanest butthole in the world...I shaved it yesterday.” – Bert (47:27)
On Representation:
“I have threads that are exclusively Asian.” – Bobby (83:57)
On Parody:
“Imagine Bobby naked, rolling on the floor, telling us his trauma like we ain’t heard before.” – Bert, singing (67:42)
On Calling Friends:
“Are you sure you weren’t doing the accent from the song?” – Bobby to Jules, ribbing her for carrying the joke too far (22:32)
On Group Dynamics:
“No one wants to be someone’s assistant their whole life.” – Bert (01:48)

Memorable Moments with Timestamps

Sitcom Money War Stories: 25:33–27:58
Bert’s Butthole Grooming Saga: 47:09–53:00
Are We Narcissists? Self-Diagnosis: 28:41–41:01
Gene, Bobby’s friend, enters for awkward audition/interview: 78:21–83:36
Improvised ChatGPT “Imagine” Parody: 67:06–69:41
Accent Battle and Cultural Laugh Stereotypes: 75:31–78:15

Tone & Style

The episode is quintessential TigerBelly: raucous, self-referential, equal parts gross-out and insider, with affectionate ribbing and sudden shifts to the earnest and wistful. The group is unafraid to lampoon themselves—Bert’s boisterous, Bobby deadpan and erratic, and Jules the ever-game sidekick.

Listeners, Start Here

Want to understand the (totally dysfunctional) egos of your favorite comics?
- Jump to 28:41 for their self-diagnosis session.
Curious about inside comedy and the business of sitcoms?
- Hear them break down sitcom paydays from 25:33 on.
Ready for absurd body talk and oversharing?
- Start around 47:09 for Bert’s “cleanest butthole” saga.
In the mood for improvised music and playful song parodies?
- Don’t miss the “Imagine” parody at 67:06.

This episode is for fans of comedy without guardrails, fascinated by the mess behind the scenes, and ready to laugh at both inappropriate jokes and the comedians themselves.