
Tim, Phil, & Ian are joined by Chrissie Mayr to discuss a Democrat judge blocking the deportations of the Colorado terrorist's family, Trump signing a bombshell new travel ban, Dave Portnoy exploding on his employee for making Jewish jokes, and...
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A Democrat judge is appointed by Joe Biden has blocked the deportation of the Colorado terrorists, saying that there must be adequate process. He didn't say due process. He said adequate. And he thought that the Trump administration citing a terror attack and challenging the issue of national security. He thought that wasn't adequate. But I think that this is the Trump administration baiting the Democratic Party. This is a guy who is on camera. There's new video footage that has emerged of him whipping a Molotov at a bunch of peaceful protesters. He catches himself on fire. We watch it happen. He's got a family here. Apparently, he was waiting until his last child graduated so he could make this attack. He'd been planning it for a long time. And the question is, does his family pose a national security threat? And I think the answer is yes. Look, they're here at a visa. Their visa could be revoked for any reason. And I don't think it makes sense if a terrorist attacks a bunch of peaceful Americans. I don't think it makes sense to keep his family here. Unsurprisingly, as we predicted, you now have the Democrats, or at least their. Their level of influence in this country. Their wing of influence defending this guy's family. I wonder if that was Trump's intention. We got another interesting story as it pertains to this. Dave Portnoy, being interviewed by one of his employees, hosts whatever, gets into a screaming match where he says, you cannot make jokes about Jews and even tells the guy, why don't you quit cuz you work for me and insults the guy. Things are getting pretty dang crazy. Lot of news today, my friends. Karine J. Pierre has quit the Democratic Party, which is hilarious. Then you've got these two Chinese nationals who are trying to smuggle in fungus that can destroy our wheat crops, our grains. They call it ag agro terrorism. And then a lighter note, Donald Trump's approval rating is really, really good. It's better than Obama's and Bush's for the same time as I can term. And then Vladimir Putin is vowing retaliation for the strike on his nuclear fleet. So here we go, I guess. Before we get started, my friends, we got a great sponsor. It is Beam Dream. This stuff is fantastic. I drink it every night before bed. It is absolutely delicious. It helps you sleep. Check this out, we've got it@shop.beam.com Tim Pool that's B A M. This stuff's really, really great. I like the, the brownie flavor, but this one got displayed as the cinnamon cocoa flavor. It's like a hot chocolate.
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Chrissy Mayer
Hi. It's so good to be here.
Tim Pool
Who are you? What are you doing?
Chrissy Mayer
Who am I? I'm comedian, podcaster. I got a bunch of dates coming up this summer and into the fall. I'll be in Long Island, Ohio, San Diego, Phoenix of the Simcast, other, yes, Simcast every Sunday on my YouTube channel, All the Things. Follow me, Chrissy Mayer and chrissymayer.com for tickets.
Tim Pool
Right on. Ian's hanging out, everybody.
Ian Crossland
Ian Crossland, I am an actor, musician, producer. Good to be here. I also have the phenomenal, powerful Phil labonte.
Phil Labonte
Hello, everybody. My name is Phil Labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band all that Remains. I'm an anti communist and a counter revolutionary. Let's get into it.
Tim Pool
Here's a story from the Daily Mail. Colorado firebomb terror attack judge blocked deportation of the terror suspects family. Now I'd just like to point out, I think we are well beyond the suspect point. There is video of him throwing the Molotov burning himself and then you can subsequently see the burns on his face. He's then standing there screaming at people while holding the Molotov cocktails. I think it's fair to say he did it. Yeah. So the attacker. Check this out. A Biden era judge in Colorado has temporarily blocked the Trump admin from deporting the wife and five children of the firebomb attacker. They put. Suspect wouldn't say that. Muhammad Sabri Salman, 45, allegedly. What is it? He literally injured 12 people aged between 52 and 80. Look, okay, I just want to stress this. Fox News had the video this morning. It's, it's been all over the Internet. You can see him throwing the Molotovs and then standing there screaming while holding them. I don't think we need to play this game anymore. Unless, of course, this guy's got a different name and they use the wrong name. I don't know.
Ian Crossland
It's a deep fake.
Tim Pool
But yes, based on burns on his, based on the information released, he's the attacker. It's not a legend. Okay, 12 people between 52 and 88 at this demonstration. They're going to say the family earned temporary reprieve on Wednesday when Biden appointed U.S. district Court Judge Gordon Gallagher said deporting them without adequate process could cause irreparable harm. And there it is what kind of district judge, Democrat appointed, exactly as we predicted.
Phil Labonte
I mean, it's constant now. It's almost a guarantee that whatever the administration does, some judge somewhere is gonna stick their nose in and say, no, you can't do that.
Chrissy Mayer
It's the resistance. Wow.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, and it's also stymying the will of the people. Right. This is something we talk about here. It is clear that one of the major reasons that Donald Trump was elected was because of illegal immigration and wasn't just to fix what was going on at border. The 66% of the American people believe that we should be deporting people. If you're going to stand up and defend a dude's family who had just committed a terrorist attack, you're going to. You're going to. You're going to screw more Democrats worse than they are.
Chrissy Mayer
Who do you think was buying Molotov cocktail ingredients at the store? Probably the wife and daughter. And he was playing this for a year, and he said because of his immigration status, he couldn't get actual weapons, so that's why he made these.
Phil Labonte
And. And again, it's their visas. These people aren't here. They're not permanent residents or. But even if they are, they're here on visas. Visas don't need the same. Kind of like, you don't need to be found guilty in a court of law to get sent home.
Tim Pool
The State Department has the right to revoke visas for any reason at their own discretion. And I'm sure they're going to say national security. This is the family of a. Of a known terrorist. Not only are they a potential national security threat, but they're not going to be safe here either. For the sake of stability, just send them out. Was that breaking news just happened? Yeah, we'll pull that one up. Oh, look, it literally just popped up on the screen right now.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, exactly.
Tim Pool
Yeah, we'll grab. We'll grab that one next. Wow. From 19.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, good.
Tim Pool
Okay.
Ian Crossland
Travel ban. Trump travel ban. We're looking at.
Tim Pool
That's Trump travel brand. We'll jump to that next.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. But regarding this one, is the family. You said they're here on visas? They're all here legally on visas. And he's also.
Tim Pool
We don't know if it's legal, but he was here illegally.
Ian Crossland
Oh, he was.
Tim Pool
He overstayed his visa and then petitioned the Biden administration, and they gave him some kind of temporary reprieve.
Chrissy Mayer
The youngest daughter, like, what? Just graduated high school.
Phil Labonte
He was waiting, so she's probably, you know, I Mean, he probably got his family out of, you know, Egypt 10 years ago or whatever, because that's when there was all the chaos in the middle. In Egypt.
Chrissy Mayer
So while she's throwing her cap in the air at graduation, he's throwing the Malt of God.
Phil Labonte
Exactly.
Tim Pool
Did they.
Ian Crossland
Why would the family get deported? I don't understand this.
Phil Labonte
Why? Because he's a terrorist. And because it's probably. They probably share the sentiment.
Chrissy Mayer
They're terrorist adjacent.
Ian Crossland
But if like someone does something that's terrorist and they're like, do you deport their cousin too? Who lives like down the block, who's.
Phil Labonte
Also one of these because they're on visa.
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Chrissy Mayer
Let's go.
Ian Crossland
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The numbers look good. Brad, you're on mute.
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Phil Labonte
If they're on a visa.
Ian Crossland
Oh, guilt by associations.
Phil Labonte
No, that's.
Chrissy Mayer
It works though.
Phil Labonte
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They're on visas. They're. They're guests. And you don't. We're not obligated to just let whoever wants to come into the United States come into the United States. Like we're not. Yeah, you're not.
Tim Pool
Gotta go.
Phil Labonte
Goodbye again. These people aren't. These people aren't citizens. I'm not saying we should do anything to American citizens, but if you're on a visa and you do this kind of stuff, you break our laws. Your family should go as well. Yes. See you later. We don't need to have.
Chrissy Mayer
Being here is a privilege.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, being here, but it's just general.
Tim Pool
National, national security threats. This guy committed a terror attack. His family is here. They are at risk. They are also potential national security risk. There's just no argument. It's like, okay, it's going to be better off for everybody if we just send them back home.
Ian Crossland
You want to keep the family together anyway? I mean, you don't want to.
Tim Pool
Exactly. Keep the family together. Send them all back home.
Chrissy Mayer
Keep each other company. You can all sit together, send them back in Egypt.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, yeah, I, I, I, Is that.
Tim Pool
Not what you were saying?
Ian Crossland
No, I am saying, like, it's better the home. I mean, splitting them in half is not a good way to do it, but it's. Sometimes it's the only way to do it. Like if the father does some crime, you throw him in jail, you're like, sorry, we got to split up the family, the criminal has to go to jail. But for them just to owe the guy or be like the kids.
Phil Labonte
Kids was.
Tim Pool
I think the move was clearly get Democrats to defend the terrorists in some.
Chrissy Mayer
Way to make them look even worse.
Tim Pool
And now they have no choice. A district judge is as allowing them to stay. So all of your liberal pundits are either going to say nothing and ignore the story because there's no easy out, or they'll walk right to the trap and say, it's a good thing that these people are allowed to stay. And then Trump's going to come and say, now they're defending the terrorists and his family.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, this guy, he did, he killed people. The firebombs, did they kill people?
Tim Pool
No. Interestingly, it was reported that he was charged with murder, but then the reports changed. That was attempted murder. So they didn't release initially the reports on the condition of the victims, but they said he was being, it was reported far and wide, media all over the place, he was being charged with murder. Then later they said actually attempted murder.
Chrissy Mayer
So I don't know, I think he throw, Threw them. He yelled at something like unalive all Zionists or something like that.
Phil Labonte
That would be in character, I think.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
You know, I don't know exactly what he said, but, but it sounds like the kind of thing that he would say, considering some of the other things that he said. The video that he made of himself, you know, denouncing Israel and talking about jihad.
Tim Pool
Oh, yeah, yeah. He had, he made a video. He had a letter, a hidden letter for his family or something, and he.
Phil Labonte
Specifically said it was, you know, he was engaging in jihad. So, like, you can say that it's about anti Semitism, but it's not just about anti.
Chrissy Mayer
Does he have a TikTok? Where were the videos posted?
Phil Labonte
I think he might have a TikTok. I'm not sure, to be honest with you. But there was reporting on it. I saw it on Daily Mail, I believe. But yeah, I mean, so he's, he's made it clear what his motivation was.
Ian Crossland
What is this set of precedent for someone that's just here illegally but Their family's all here on visas, but the guy who happens to have overstayed his visa gets deported. So we deport the whole family, even though it wasn't a violent crime. I'm wondering if that's gonna happen.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, you put that. You put your family in jeopardy when you do dumb stuff like that.
Ian Crossland
I mean, it's a good thing, but civilly, you don't. If you commit a crime, your family doesn't go to jail for it.
Chrissy Mayer
If you're a citizen.
Tim Pool
No, but the visas are all conditional, and I think it is good that we say, hey, we're letting you guys come here as a family. Here are your visas. But if someone in your family commits any kind of criminal offense, we are under no obligation to let you stay here.
Phil Labonte
There are two reasons why it's good. One, it shrinks the total number of people that are here on visas. And two, it makes other. Other people aware that, look, if you commit a terrorist act, then we're going to send not just you, but your whole family's going back to the old country. And that should deter people to not do it.
Ian Crossland
It will, but it. At what cost?
Phil Labonte
Like, there. Again, this isn't like some. Some slippery slope. You're. You're violating the rights of Americans. These people are guests, and not everyone gets to be an American. So don't think of it like we're. You know, it's not like taking them to a CIA black site because they're sending them back to their country.
Ian Crossland
I keep thinking, actually, for some reason today, I was thinking about, like, how the. The USSR would. Would target people's families, like, pretty religiously. If you did anything wrong, your family's going, this.
Tim Pool
Korea doesn't know.
Phil Labonte
This isn't targeting their families.
Ian Crossland
This is.
Tim Pool
No, it's targeting them.
Ian Crossland
What? Same thing.
Tim Pool
Removing their. Removing visas of people here who are here conditionally.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, I know, but it's targeting the.
Chrissy Mayer
Family of this silent, wise woman once said, ain't nobody got time for that. Okay, I'm on.
Tim Pool
I just. I'm sick of this reality where it's like, we as Americans are deferential to non citizens. Look, look, I literally wouldn't. If you came to me and said, did you hear the story? Marco Rubio removed the visa of some guy because, you know, he thought the guy's politics were bad. I'd be like, oh, so the guy who was appointed, confirmed by the Senate through a popular vote election, said that this guy, for some reason, he's decided unilaterally that he shouldn't have a visa anymore. I don't care. I don't get this. We have to let people come here. It makes no sense.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah. Sounds like a lot of thought went into it and there was good reason for it. And. Yeah, being in this country is a privilege. And there's just so many people here that are obeying the laws on their visas. Why should. That's not. That doesn't set a good example for the people that are here on visas that are not causing trouble, not doing crimes.
Ian Crossland
So the whole. Send us. You're tired, you're sick, you're hungry, you're poor. That. That.
Chrissy Mayer
We're done with that.
Ian Crossland
We are.
Chrissy Mayer
We've been doing that for too many years. I think you're right.
Ian Crossland
That's exactly the point I was going to make, is that made a lot of sense when we were a growing country that needed immigration to build up our. Our populace. We don't need that anymore.
Chrissy Mayer
And people were not coming to America to do crime. They actually wanted to, like, create a family, build themselves up, like, have a legacy. They weren't. It wasn't like now where, like, the illegals come, they send all their money back home or they, like, throw Molotov cocktails at people.
Ian Crossland
Digital money transfer, like. Yeah, digital money transfer didn't exist in.
Phil Labonte
1790, as they call that. Right. Is that remittances? Yeah. Which, I mean, that's obviously not good for America, but, like, just having so many people here that are here illegally, just for the census, just for the way that it turns into representatives in Congress, that alone is reason enough to send people back. We have to send people back. So these people are just as good as anyone else because we want to totally reduce the number of illegal Americans. If we could send back 20 million, I would want to send back 20 million. I don't care about their individual stories.
Tim Pool
We got breaking news, ladies and gentlemen. Trump signs bombshell travel ban restricting people from 19 countries from entering the U.S. holy smokes. This story dropped literally, like, 20 minutes ago. President Trump is banning visitors from 12 countries from entering the U.S. and partially restricting access from seven other nations.
Chrissy Mayer
Nice.
Tim Pool
The move, first reported by CBS on Wednesday evening, is the latest in Trump's efforts to secure America's borders. Afghanistan, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Myanmar, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen will be barred from entering the United States under the new proclamation. Further to that ban, citizens of Burundi, Cuba, Laos, Sierra Leone, Togo, Turkmenistan and Venezuela will be partially restricted from traveling. White House Deputy Press Secretary Abigail Jackson confirmed the report on Wednesday evening. Running On X, President Trump is fulfilling his promise to protect Americans from dangerous foreign actors that want to come to our country and cause us harm. These common sense restrictions are country specific and include places that lack proper vetting, exhibit high visa overstay rates, or fail to share identity and threat information. President Trump will always act in the best interest of the American people and their safety. And my response? Good.
Phil Labonte
Yes.
Tim Pool
I don't care all that much.
Chrissy Mayer
No, not Equatorial Guinea. I've never even heard of Eritrea. Is that a new one?
Tim Pool
No, no. Eritrea is in Eastern Africa.
Chrissy Mayer
It sounds like an std.
Tim Pool
It's a despotic nightmare of a country. And yeah, Serge knows all about it. He's not. I, I had done research into it because one of the stories I'd been working at with Vice was trying to sneak. Break our way into Eritrea because they call it like the North Korea of Africa.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Tim Pool
Yeah, There you go.
Ian Crossland
Cuba's a good. Interesting one.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
Right. Maybe that's like a stop off point for people that are.
Phil Labonte
Or literally a communist country.
Chrissy Mayer
That's why they get there.
Tim Pool
That one's interesting.
Phil Labonte
I don't know anything about the politics of Togo, so.
Ian Crossland
Never heard of it.
Phil Labonte
I can't, I can't even. Can't even front on that.
Chrissy Mayer
I like that.
Tim Pool
Republic of West Africa.
Ian Crossland
Africa. That's a good song.
Tim Pool
They call it the Slave Coast.
Phil Labonte
Wow. A lot of the countries that I, I think a lot of the countries that are listed, the African ones there. There's a couple western African ones there, right?
Tim Pool
Yeah. Togo, Congo, Sierra Leone.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, I've heard, I've heard that there's a lot of problems with like Al Qaeda people like in Western Africa nowadays.
Tim Pool
I just literally don't care.
Chrissy Mayer
Don't care.
Tim Pool
Literally do not.
Phil Labonte
I don't care if they're staying over there at all.
Ian Crossland
Libya and Afghanistan.
Tim Pool
There you go.
Ian Crossland
Two countries we obliterated.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
How many of you are familiar with Cote d' Ivoire and negative.
Phil Labonte
You realize that most of the people that were fighting in the Libyan civil.
Tim Pool
War, why is it very aware of.
Phil Labonte
America's involvement or the. Even NATO's involvement?
Ian Crossland
Oh, no, I didn't.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. They, they don't think of it as the United States destroyed Libya. They think that they had, they had a civil war and they thought they won the civil war.
Ian Crossland
But the USAID was funding somehow.
Phil Labonte
That's true.
Ian Crossland
But emails showed that Sidney Blumenthal was running guns through.
Phil Labonte
That's all true. And I'm not saying that it's not. But the people that were fighting in Libya. They don't think that the support did. Did, like, did it for them. It was them. They believe that they're the ones that did it. They really personalized, just like the. The mujahideen in Afghanistan. They believed that they ran the. The. The Soviets out. Even though if the United States wasn't giving them Stinger missiles, the Soviets would have continued to just send gun runs of helicopters through, you know, African village or not Africa. Afghan.
Tim Pool
What's that country? What's the actual country?
Chrissy Mayer
Ivory Coast.
Tim Pool
Yes, there it is. They chose the French.
Chrissy Mayer
Make it sound fancier.
Tim Pool
I mean, so it is. It is actually known as that. But it's kind of funny because it's Google Earth and we call it the Ivory Coast. That's why I was like, why. Why is it French? I think it's French. It could be Portuguese.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, it's French.
Tim Pool
Yeah, I figured. Look at. Look at this very thin nation of Togo.
Ian Crossland
Togo.
Tim Pool
You're not allowed in America anymore. Look, if Trump was like, tuvalu can't come here, I'd be like, okay, I don't know why there's an assumption that anyone from anywhere is welcome to come to this country.
Chrissy Mayer
Right.
Tim Pool
Like, by all means, apply. Go through a legal process, and if Trump says, nah, I'll go, okay, whatever. I ain't crying about it.
Chrissy Mayer
You can take a pause for 20 years. Oh, no, we're good.
Tim Pool
Equatorial Guinea.
Chrissy Mayer
No. Where will we get our Equatorial guinea pigs from?
Ian Crossland
We'll have to go north or south.
Tim Pool
I don't know if they ever came from there.
Chrissy Mayer
What. Where do they come from then?
Ian Crossland
If things were South America stable here, and it's not like it's. We're living in instability, but massive debt. So civil unrest, or at least, you know, people complaining about civil unrest. I think then maybe this would be ridiculous. But it. In these times, it doesn't seem like that ridiculous.
Tim Pool
Here's Burundi. It's just. Okay, I guess, you know, is this a big ask? Because some of these countries don't seem to matter all that much in the grand scheme of things.
Chrissy Mayer
No.
Tim Pool
Like, do. Do we have a problem. Problem with Burundi's democrats. Burundians allergic to.
Phil Labonte
To telling people that they're not allowed to come to the United States.
Chrissy Mayer
Just not right now. Like, we've had enough time of. From anywhere can come.
Phil Labonte
They had whatever, four years.
Ian Crossland
That's Eritrea.
Tim Pool
Yeah. The issue of Eritrea is very obvious, in fact.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Eritrea is on the Red Sea.
Ian Crossland
Oh, yeah, Right. Just massive government corruption and scandal and bribery trying to control the country.
Tim Pool
Yeah. And they're Probably. They've probably got rebel operations. Houthis probably are working there in some capacity the US doesn't like.
Phil Labonte
There's militias and Daijo booty.
Ian Crossland
Always a big fan of DID Djibouti.
Tim Pool
Yep. The drc.
Chrissy Mayer
What's drc?
Tim Pool
Democratic Republic of Congo.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, right.
Tim Pool
It's a big jungle. Look at that. That's where they got those big gorillas. Remember that movie Congo?
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Where those gorillas were just killing people.
Ian Crossland
Before computer graphics were good. Before cgi.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, yeah.
Ian Crossland
No more Congo.
Tim Pool
Say he's from the Congo.
Phil Labonte
I think so. Oh, right. Deep, darkest Africa. That's what they're talking about.
Tim Pool
Zimbabwe.
Ian Crossland
There's a great song called the Bongo Bong. You guys, that.
Tim Pool
What are they gonna.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
What are they gonna rename South Africa to after they. They win?
Ian Crossland
Maybe just Africa.
Chrissy Mayer
New Africa. Yeah.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. New Africa.
Tim Pool
I don't know.
Ian Crossland
United States. I know.
Phil Labonte
They're gonna call it Wakanda. They're gonna call.
Tim Pool
You know what's funny is that Wakanda is a real place in Illinois.
Phil Labonte
Is it really? Yeah.
Chrissy Mayer
Really?
Tim Pool
Yes.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, Chicago.
Tim Pool
There's a. There's a suburb called Wakanda.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, really?
Tim Pool
No, it's W, A, C, A, U. You know, not Native American.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, wow.
Tim Pool
Yeah. So I was always really funny when people were like, wakanda forever. And we were just like. People from Chicago were like, we're here. I guess.
Ian Crossland
What's the demographic?
Chrissy Mayer
Where's the vibranium at?
Tim Pool
I don't know. Let me look it up. Where's the vibranium?
Ian Crossland
It's down.
Chrissy Mayer
It's no Ghana. That means no more gonorrhea.
Tim Pool
That's a. I spelled the wrong. It's W, A, U.
Phil Labonte
I don't understand. I mean, obviously.
Tim Pool
Here you go. This came up in the Kyle Rittenhouse thing. Yep. How many people live there?
Chrissy Mayer
That's so funny.
Tim Pool
There's 23, 000 people there, you know, living in Wakanda.
Chrissy Mayer
There are not Wakanda Forever shirts being sold. They're really missing out.
Phil Labonte
You should definitely make them in Southern.
Tim Pool
They probably are missing out.
Ian Crossland
That was, like, right on the border of Illinois and Indiana.
Tim Pool
Is that it? Yeah, that. It came up in Outrage.
Chrissy Mayer
Jasmine Crockett or AOC or.
Tim Pool
Well, they're a little slow with it. Let's see what the Krasnstein's got going on.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
That. He didn't say anything.
Ian Crossland
I wonder if anybody.
Tim Pool
Okay. No, he asked a question. Here you go.
Chrissy Mayer
Or that.
Tim Pool
Brian. Brian. He says Trump just issued a travel ban for 12 nations. What do you notice Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen. What?
Chrissy Mayer
What do you notice?
Tim Pool
I don't know. Ban for these 12 nations.
Ian Crossland
Let me know what you notice.
Tim Pool
Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, Republic of Congo, Ecuadorial, Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ian Crossland
People take photos outside? Yeah, that's a common.
Tim Pool
Libya, Somalia, Yemen, and Sudan.
Chrissy Mayer
I've seen all these people looting a target.
Tim Pool
Is he saying that Persians are black?
Ian Crossland
Yeah, he's insinuating the racism card right now.
Phil Labonte
It's just. Oh, brown people. They're all brown people. Well, I mean, most of the world is brown people. Like, yeah, I know. Between India and all that, all the countries in Africa, that's like, well into most of the world.
Tim Pool
What do you notice?
Ian Crossland
The military.
Tim Pool
Someone said Muslim bangs. Muslim and African. What are we talking about? What are we supposed to notice? Haiti.
Ian Crossland
Oh, for sure. He's saying that they're just countries.
Phil Labonte
What he wants you to notice is that you're racist and you should feel terrible. That's what he wants you to notice.
Ian Crossland
Like, are you actually. Brian, I'm asking you legit, are you. Are you insinuating that Trump's doing this because he's racist?
Tim Pool
Yes. No, no, no.
Ian Crossland
Honestly, I don't know, bro. That's.
Tim Pool
I mean, maybe, but. But I think he may just be saying that so that people. Okay, let me try this. This is a tip for all the boys out there. Chrissy knows this one. You never go to a woman and say, here's where we're going to dinner. You say, guess where we're going to dinner tonight. And then. And then when she goes, is it Luigi's? You go, yup. Because I wanted to go to Luigi Taco Bell. You just agree to whatever she says and then she gets it right. And then that way you've decided. But it's actually something she thought of. That's what he's doing here. He's like, what do you notice? And someone's gonna be like, trump's racist. Yes. Someone else is going to be like, he doesn't like Muslims. Correct.
Chrissy Mayer
Why not?
Ian Crossland
He may not be insinuating anything.
Tim Pool
It's Schrodinger's fascist.
Chrissy Mayer
Yep.
Tim Pool
It's whatever you want him to be.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Ian Crossland
Well, there were 19 countries and Cuba was one of them. So I don't think it was, like a black person attack.
Tim Pool
But Cubans.
Ian Crossland
That's what you're insinuating.
Tim Pool
Cubans are black and spirit.
Ian Crossland
They are Melatonian.
Tim Pool
That's right.
Phil Labonte
Melatonin exposed to the Sun Island People, so they, they, you know, I mean, I like the, the idea of tropical islands, personally.
Ian Crossland
So melanin. I said melatonin. It's melanin that makes skin dark.
Chrissy Mayer
Dark tone and melatonin that makes you fall asleep.
Ian Crossland
Change those words so that they're not so similar. Sorry.
Phil Labonte
No, they don't have to.
Ian Crossland
Maybe I just got to pay more attention.
Phil Labonte
You know, it's. It's a, It's a distinction that probably, you know, I need some melon.
Ian Crossland
My life, man.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, I need melanin before I can fall asleep, if you know what I mean.
Phil Labonte
I was walking around outside today, so I get a little sun, but I don't think that really affects the melanin level in your skin. It just darkens your skin. So really, I don't think you get more melanin when you, when you get a tan.
Tim Pool
Oh, let's see what, what, what David Pakman has to say. Yeah. He said, what do we have here? I'm preparing to leave the country.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, good.
Tim Pool
1.5 million views. Oh, good.
Chrissy Mayer
Today, Go Live with Ellen.
Phil Labonte
It's so, it's so ridiculous. But, I mean, again, we need to reduce the number of people that are in the United States, especially people that are illegally.
Tim Pool
I gotta be honest, I'm, I'm, I'm close to being over it. What more needs to be said? Like, nothing is happening. Trump is not doing anything. Like, I could literally watching, I don't know, Somalian soccer matches right now and just eating a McDonald's cheeseburger. Because this is, this is whatever, right? Trump is doing a thing. There's. What's the argument for it? When you look to liberals and Democrats, they're just vomiting on themselves like, you pulled the Krasenstein's. And they have no commentary on it. It's just. What did you notice?
Chrissy Mayer
They cry. Oh, you're breaking up families. Oh, people are getting sent away for nothing. It's just.
Phil Labonte
That's acceptable.
Chrissy Mayer
It's. It's bullshit. Everything they say.
Tim Pool
I'm just, I'm just. My point is there's no argument from the left anymore at all.
Ian Crossland
That's where I'm at. I'm like, okay, I want to change the world. I want to make the world a better place. And I think that politics is just. That's not the way to do it. Not for me. But, like, I think either. Economics, obviously, politics like a game.
Chrissy Mayer
Have to get a haircut for.
Ian Crossland
I've been told that a lot the last couple of weeks, Chrissy and politics, but like, art. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm not going to.
Chrissy Mayer
Maybe not look at Scott Pressler.
Ian Crossland
So and so, like, we won. I mean, I voted for Trump. Trump won. We got it. Why complain now? We. Now we have the chance to change the culture and then we're going to stop us.
Tim Pool
Like, the complaints that we have are internal debates. Like, right now, it's the Trump big, beautiful bill. And I lean in favor of Trump on this one because you're looking at status quo omnibus stuff, which is bad. Or Trump not being able to fulfill his agenda. And there are a lot of good things in it. Like, I wanna buy suppressors, but it sucks. I get it. And that's, that's kind of the debate right now. You've got a handful of holdouts, but Trump's probably gonna win this one. But my point is there's like, it's. Democrats don't exist anymore. It just. They don't matter. I'm hoping that in the next few months this can be solidified. But if the liberal response is, oh, Trump shouldn't cause, what do you think? It's like they don't even have a complaint anymore. Yeah, and David Pakman's gonna leave the country. Good.
Phil Labonte
He can post YouTube videos from wherever.
Ian Crossland
He is in Toronto for three days. My clickbait title worked. Like, that's his version of. I'm just joking.
Tim Pool
But maybe this is like, actually, do I. Can I. Can I show you another example? Like, here's another video. Completely disoriented. Trump, visibly confused, got half a million views. I know I pick on the guy kind of a lot, but that's the point. There's nothing left for them to complain about. Trump's Approval rating is 5050. Let me just.
Chrissy Mayer
He's disoriented.
Tim Pool
Trump's approval rating is good. It's just, I think the culture war is largely over.
Phil Labonte
We win for now. Because, remember, they're part of the reason why we're in this. We got into the woke mess that we did is because the right had lost the culture war. The left had won and really had just carte blanche to kind of shape society the way however they thought was appropriate.
Ian Crossland
I feel like we won a local battle of the culture war. Kind of like if you, okay, I play this video game called Genghis Khan on the Sega Genesis. You start off in just Tamu Jin's original territory, and you want to conquer all the little provinces. Then when you do it, it goes to the big world. And now you have an entire world. So, look, we won our local culture war. We've unified, essentially, the United States in a lot of ways, and. But the rest of the world's still coming at us, still at it. Like, the Chinese want to infiltrate our subsystem. You know, our. Sorry to interrupt you.
Tim Pool
No, I was interrupting you. But I was going to say, I suppose the question is, then maybe I'm looking at the wrong way. If homeboy can get millions of followers on nonsense videos that mean nothing, and people on the right are kind of sitting back, being like, we good? And not really paying attention anymore, then that's. That's when the Democrats get their resurgence.
Chrissy Mayer
Not triggered by it.
Tim Pool
Yeah. They don't need anything to motivate them. It's just pure hatred of Trump. They're deeply entrenched and watching these insane videos. Like, the reason I highlighted that video is there's no subject to it. It's just literally like, he may as.
Ian Crossland
Well have typed, it's our duty to create a world that people want to be in so that it continues this way.
Phil Labonte
I think Donald Trump goes on Mount Rushmore. They should actually put a golden statue or golden face of him. So that way it's like the four as just, you know, and then he's like the golden tooth on Mount there's.
Tim Pool
Just one big golden head about. And what is this? The stream.
Chrissy Mayer
Stream is down.
Tim Pool
Our stream is not done.
Chrissy Mayer
There's F's in the chat.
Tim Pool
Well, we're still rolling. Okay. Oh, the audio. They're not getting audio.
Chrissy Mayer
We're back. Okay. They're back.
Tim Pool
That's YouTube. That's YouTube.
Ian Crossland
Welcome back.
Chrissy Mayer
All right.
Tim Pool
Yep. Nope. Oh, guess what, guys? If you're. If you're watching on Rumble, there's apparently no issue. And if you're watching on YouTube, the audio dropped out.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I guess audio dropped. It's been straight on.
Tim Pool
I don't know. No, that's crazy. Yeah. Sorry.
Ian Crossland
YouTube.
Chrissy Mayer
No audio.
Tim Pool
That's so weird. People are saying f. The audio's in and out. Yeah. People on Rumble are saying there's literally no issue.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Hey, guys.
Phil Labonte
Sorry.
Ian Crossland
It looks perfect for me.
Phil Labonte
I don't know what to tell you.
Tim Pool
It's. Yeah. I am sitting here with. I have two monitors, and I'm monitoring the stream in every capacity. Bit rate. Yeah. Nothing's happened.
Phil Labonte
It's been the same.
Tim Pool
So sorry, guys. Look at that. Hey, there's big news.
Ian Crossland
Audio's back. Kellen says. What were you saying, Tim?
Tim Pool
You have to say something cool.
Chrissy Mayer
I was making so many smart points. It's so bad that you guys missed all that.
Ian Crossland
No, you explained the equation.
Tim Pool
Something weird's going on too. We just jumped. We had a huge spike in viewers as well. Very weird.
Chrissy Mayer
I didn't even have to take a boob out.
Tim Pool
I was going to say, like, we talked about these liberals and how all their videos are just a screenshot of Donald Trump and it says something stupid like angry Trump farts in public or something. And then it's just, it's not at all true. And then it just, it's just them ranting. And then I, like, I went through our videos for like IRL and it's just basically the news, like whatever the news was. Oh, it's often Trump, you know, but sometimes it's not. I'm just wondering if you guys think that these people, how do they feel about themselves, you know?
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, it's like they're being put in a straight jacket, put in a wheelbarrow and just being like carted off, like, ah, like to the loony bin. It's like, bye. They're just not making sense anymore. And everyone's like, all right.
Tim Pool
But I mean, like, do you think David Pakman wakes up and then cries a little bit and then starts making another video for the day about some nonsense about Trump that makes no sense.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, it's like they just lost on so many levels and they have to really seriously regroup. Who do they have to lead the party? Jasmine Crockett?
Tim Pool
No, no, I'm saying like Brian Tyler Cohen and David Pakman literally only make videos where it's a screenshot of Trump and then it says Trump looks crazy and they make, they make 17 versions of it every day. There have been no story, there's nothing there. And I'm wondering if, like, if. Because if I would, I would feel I'd quit. I would, I would, I just quit. I'd be like, I would rather live in a van down by the river.
Ian Crossland
It's like a self loathing that comes along with promoting art you don't believe in as an actor, as a model. Like, it is a pretty dirty feeling if they know like about. If David Pakman understands the liberal economic order, if he truly understands it. I feel like he's going to wake up and be angry at himself. But if he doesn't get it, he's probably just living in blissful ignorance.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, well, I mean, they don't have anything.
Phil Labonte
I mean, look, there is an ebb and flow to the political content game and I think that most of them probably understand that now is a bad time to be a Democrat. Obviously not Only have they lost, but they don't have anybody that's really kind of carrying the flag and saying, this is where we're going to go as a party. The, the. The far left has really, you know, globbed onto some really terrible things. There. There are these terror attacks that are. Are going to be something that the left has. Has got to come up with some kind of answer for, or else they're going to be painted rightly as pro these terror acts by the Republicans.
Tim Pool
Let's jump to this next story. We got a tweet. I don't know who this guy is who tweeted this, but it's a crazy clip where. Where David Portnoy was arguing with one of his employees. Portnoy turns red with rage and screams, how many mfing Jews have to be killed before you stop an insane meltdown after threatening an employee's job for suggesting Jew jokes shouldn't result in prison time? So here's the clip. It's pretty wild.
Ian Crossland
If you just want me to kick him out, not mention it, not care that this.
Tim Pool
Shut up.
Ian Crossland
If you just want me to ignore. Don't tell me.
Tim Pool
Don't tell me to shut up. Don't shut the. Up, you bald.
Ian Crossland
Okay, go ahead.
Tim Pool
How's that? Oh, it's kill.
Ian Crossland
I'll never recover from that, Dave. Go ahead, continue. I'll never recover.
Tim Pool
Well, you're the one who, like, oh, big boss man. Don't tell. I'll tell you.
Ian Crossland
You work for me. Okay, go ahead, little bitch, you work for me.
Phil Labonte
Sure, you bet.
Ian Crossland
For now.
Tim Pool
For now, quit.
Ian Crossland
Is a show or not a show? Like, is it show or not a show? Like, we can't have a conversation.
Tim Pool
You're an idiot. Okay, you're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes. Say whatever they want right fucking now. Yes, I think people should be allowed to make jokes. So how many Jews have to be killed before you stop? Stop what?
Ian Crossland
If you just want me to.
Tim Pool
What I will say right off the bat is, yo, if I ever worked at a company and the dude who ran the company said it to me, I'd be like, okay, I quit. Bye. Like, hey, hey, clearly you're happy. I'm happy. He said quit. What do I care?
Chrissy Mayer
It's like, okay, that would be a big balls move.
Tim Pool
Adios. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I. I think there's a lot of people who approach their work relationship as if, like, the way Dave wants them to. To view him like he's the boss and he can do Whatever he wants. And you better get on your knees. Nah, you shouldn't work for a boss like that.
Chrissy Mayer
But he's making 500k a year maybe.
Tim Pool
Is that what he said in the video?
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, he said I'll save.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, I'll save 500 000. This is fine. Quit. I'll say you have a conversation.
Tim Pool
You're an idiot. Okay, you're literally saying for now, quit. Okay, I'll 500 grand.
Ian Crossland
I like Dave because I like him that he's very charismatic and throws money at people. Like I've always appreciated that about him. Like he was actually saying live. He, his ex wife still has access to his bank account and he just, he's like, I trust her. She's my friend. I trust her. But like I don't know if she's married to someone new. If she is he still going to let her have access to his bank account if she gets married?
Chrissy Mayer
I don't only to buy pizzas.
Ian Crossland
And like she's never betrayed him. So maybe if she took 98% of his money, he, he'd take her access away and sue her. I don't know. But then you see this side of him where he doesn't have it together. Dave, like well here's picture myself telling him this and him being like who the are you?
Tim Pool
You nobody.
Ian Crossland
And I'm like, geez, like this kind of guy, you know?
Tim Pool
You know, you know what it is? I'll tell you what it is. Dave had a club. Someone who worked there held up a sign saying F the Jews. He got roasted for it. It probably put his contracts in jeopardy. He probably had a bunch of advertisers, advertisers being like, dude, we don't know or care whatever this is about. We just don't want it to bleed onto us. And so he's got a big headache because some stupid low level nobody server or whatever at a club is now putting multi million dollar contracts in question. So he's on high alert. He then comes out trying to do damage control, being like it's really bad. You shouldn't say this about Jews. This is how cancel culture happens. Now the question of jokes about Jews comes up and he has to double down. The reason why he's so angry is because he's what he's. I'll tell you what he's actually angry about. He's angry about how he's like, I don't want to be involved in whatever this stuff is that is damaging my business. He can't say that. So when it's like, can we make jokes? He's like, no, he's mad because he's the guy. He's the boss, and he's taking a lot of heat over all of this jujoke stuff. That's why he's going to be. He's going to scream at people and tell them to quit.
Chrissy Mayer
And he has to go the righteous route of, like, how many have to die?
Tim Pool
It's the only route to go. What's he gonna.
Chrissy Mayer
Bottom line.
Tim Pool
Imagine if he said, how many contracts do I gotta lose because you dumb asses want to make these jokes? I'd respect him more if he said that.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
If he came out and said your stupid jokes. Cause companies we work with not want to work with us. So I'll fire you right now before I lose that contract. I'd be like, okay, I get it.
Ian Crossland
That's a different story. That's pure business. Understandable.
Chrissy Mayer
At least I understand that more than, oh, you can never make jokes.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Like, trying to tell someone to shut up because you're paying them is, like, horrible. In the age of Internet video where you're having shows telling your host of your show to shut up. Like, talk about self sabotage, dude, who's.
Tim Pool
Who's the guy on the right? What's his name?
Chrissy Mayer
He's a Dan Bongino stunt double.
Ian Crossland
You should find out.
Tim Pool
This guy Laconia, promote that mother. What's the guy's name?
Ian Crossland
I don't know.
Tim Pool
All I know is Rock would know. I think he should have quit on the spot.
Ian Crossland
Like taking the heat of the.
Chrissy Mayer
That would be cool.
Ian Crossland
Used while the iron was hot. Strike while the iron.
Tim Pool
Just maintain a little bit of dignity. But homeboy, if 500k is all it takes to get you to drop to your knees, and that's fine too, I guess. A lot of money.
Chrissy Mayer
Got that mortgage payment.
Tim Pool
There's a lot of free. And there's a lot of people who are probably going to be like, Dave Portnoy. Look, I post in the chat. Let's see. Post A, post A1. If you would take $500,000 to let Dave Portnoy yell at you like that, post it too. If you wouldn't do it, I bet a lot of people would say, yeah, like Portnoy can. Can give me a spanking for half a million.
Chrissy Mayer
Yelled at for a lot less.
Tim Pool
Yeah, right. So, you know, I get why the dude's not going to walk off if he's getting paid 500 grand a year.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
But $41,000 a month.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. And especially the abrupt loss of that would be the, the rudest part of it.
Tim Pool
You know, that's crazy to me, that kind of money. Like, what are you just. You, you don't got to do anything anymore.
Chrissy Mayer
Life changing. Wow.
Ian Crossland
Just invest.
Phil Labonte
What?
Tim Pool
You don't got to do that either.
Chrissy Mayer
Maybe he's got kids in private school, though. Maybe he's like, you know, he's got.
Tim Pool
An expensive New York condo or something wherever he's based out of all these.
Chrissy Mayer
Razors to shave his head.
Tim Pool
I don't know. I, I've quit a lot of jobs for less.
Chrissy Mayer
They don't have scruples.
Ian Crossland
There's something very freeing about walking out of an abusive relationship. Whether it's.
Tim Pool
Well, I don't know. I mean, what else? My view of things was always more like a trade deal, not an employment thing. So when I got a job at a company, I wasn't looking at it like, I work for you. Please, please don't hurt me. I looked at it like, I'll do this for you in exchange for that.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And then if you got. So, like, if they said, you work for me, I'll be like, no, you work for me. And I'll explain why. If I was his host, I'd be like, dave, no, you work for me. This is what you do. I have a show. I have a show. I have a show. You run the ads for it and then send me the money that pays for my life so I can continue to do that show. You are the one who's running the business side of things for me so I can have a show. Now, if at any point you and I have a mutual disagreement on how that business should operate, either of us can sever.
Chrissy Mayer
Woo.
Tim Pool
I started looking at another massive breaking news.
Phil Labonte
I don't know how big it is. President Trump orders AG Pambondi to launch a full investigation into Biden Auto Pen scandal.
Tim Pool
That's old news.
Phil Labonte
Cover ups related to his health.
Tim Pool
That, that, I, I believe that was yesterday or the day before with, with.
Ian Crossland
Jobs and like, employees and stuff. I started taking on the mindset of, I'm working with the owner. Like I, I might be an employee. Yeah, not for you. I'm working with you to make this company great. We're both going to get paid. Even if you own 100% of it, we're still working together to make this great. And that's. And then I became very, I started to become friends with the ownership when I thought like that.
Chrissy Mayer
And that was, he's a big ego and he's the he's very famous. So it's like. Yeah, it comes down to how much ego does your boss have?
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, look, I've had a bunch of people that have worked for me and stuff, but talking to people like that, it just doesn't work unless, I mean, 500 grand's a lot of money. Yeah. But, like, I don't know. I. I don't know. I. I don't see a lot of people sticking around, being treated like that.
Chrissy Mayer
But also, how often is this happening, too?
Tim Pool
Yeah, it's a question of this dude who works for Dave for, you know, he's getting 41. If it's 500 flat, he's getting 41. 6, 6, 7 per month. The guy might not actually be worth it. If it's like, if Dave is paying this guy a large sum of money because Dave's a nice guy and just wants them to have a lot of money, then you're going to be like, I'm sorry, Dave.
Chrissy Mayer
And it's almost like that. That amount of money flew out of Dave's mouth so quickly. It's almost like he had that on, like, top of his mind. Like, what this guy? So as this guy is increasingly pissing him off, he's like, I could be saving this much money.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I wonder.
Tim Pool
Let's, let's. Let's actually get to the. The root of this. How many Jews have to be killed before you stop joking? I got to be honest. I don't think there's any amount of people who will die from any group that would stop any amount of jokes from happening.
Ian Crossland
That's true.
Tim Pool
Like, we. There are jokes about Neanderthals.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. I thought the guy was.
Tim Pool
Neanderthals have to die before you stop joking. I thought, they're all dead, and we still joke about.
Ian Crossland
I thought it was rude response was going to be all of them. I would be like, well, that's still a joke.
Phil Labonte
You know, that's. That's a meme that gets, you know, put on the Internet a lot. It's like, how many children have to die before you'll be okay with gun control? The response is always all of all of them.
Chrissy Mayer
How many children have to die before we can stop abortion?
Ian Crossland
Hey, by the way, this guy's name is Kirk Minihane.
Tim Pool
Oh. The joke is, how many children have to die before you're okay with gun control? All of them. Because then we won't need the guns anymore.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
That's a joke, by the way. You know, this is what these people don't understand. You're like, here's the thing. I know Dave gets jokes. That's why my view of this is that he's actually frustrated because he probably got a bunch. Let me tell you something. You guys remember when Dave Soul sold Barstool to Pen Entertainment?
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
He was going online and he was like, pen stock is the thing. It's going to be so great. He sold Barstool the pen and then Pen Entertainment sold it back to him for a dollar. The reason why was because Barstool was edgy. And so like our, our local casino, Charlestown Races, the sports bar, like the sports book where they do sports betting in the restaurant was called Barstool. And it was crazy to see when they built it because it took like a, it took a really long time to build. And they finalized this deal and they, they immediately begged Dave to buy it back because state regulators were pulling gaming licenses from Pen Entertainment because of what Barstool was saying and doing. And Penn was like, we're not doing this, just a media company. And they were like. So they fired Mincy because he wrapped the N word. Dave then hired him back for a different company, which was, which was pretty great. Good, good job on Dave's part. And then they eventually said, buy the company back. He said no. And then they agreed to give him the company back for $1. Wow. Dude got half a billion for free.
Phil Labonte
Yep.
Tim Pool
Because all the heat they were taking by being associated with Barstool because of the Jew jokes that happened within his company, he's probably feeling that exact same kind of heat. Companies that have advertisements are probably going morality clause. We're going to cancel our 10 million dollar contract with you guys because of what your employees. I bet he lost a lot of money off that thing. So now he's just like, stop making the jokes. And he has no justification for it.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Other than it's like it's hurting him personally in his business.
Ian Crossland
The, the anti Semitism laws have not been paying dark, deep attention to all of them. But I heard that they, they passed. Like, I know if you're not a citizen and you make an anti Semitic statement on campus or something, they can deport you now.
Phil Labonte
Well, again, the situation is visa holders are not citizens. So if you're whole, if you're here on a visa and you are making anti American and apparently there will be. There have been people that have been picked up for saying anti Israel or anti Jew stuff. So you can get picked up. But again, these people are not citizens. So the process is not the same. Thing as trying to, you know, strip someone of their citizenship and send them to another country.
Chrissy Mayer
I bet they did not see that coming.
Phil Labonte
Wow.
Tim Pool
We make jokes with a lot all the time. And a lot makes the jokes, too. He joked he was joking about being the Israeli correspondent for Tim Cast. You know what is. He's called himself, like, the resident Jew or whatever. He's calling himself an annoying Jew. And it's just like he's got depth.
Ian Crossland
Appreciation on lock, but.
Tim Pool
But it's like when we make jokes with him or like, literally Asian jokes or whatever it might be, it's because we're. It's. It's. It's meant to be critical and. And make fun of the people who hate Jews or. Or hate Mexicans or hate black people or whatever.
Ian Crossland
I think humor. They say human and humor, like it is. They are interwoven. That hum prefix. It. It is like you said earlier, 99.9% of the population of Earth could die and people would still make jokes. That's never going to stop. Humor is never going to go away.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah. That's what equality is. No group is so special that they should be exempt from ridicule.
Tim Pool
On Family Guy, they rescued a talking cow from a meat processing plant. And when they asked. When they talked to the cow, he said the plant was called deca. And they went, ah, Holocaust joke. We get it. But they literally were making the Holocaust joke. And then the groaning at the Holocaust joke as a secondary joke on top of it. And that's on major network TV.
Ian Crossland
Yep. And before the show, obviously, Robert Downey Jr. The way that they all looked at him in blackface and Tropic Thunder. But the other actors were like, the other characters knew how bizarre it was that a guy was in blackface on set.
Tim Pool
That movie's so good.
Chrissy Mayer
So Dave should have embraced this by being like, do you know what? These Jew jokes are holocausting me. And then that would have eased the tension.
Tim Pool
They would have laughed.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
But it's. I feel like this is where cancel culture comes from. Dave is running a big company with tons of employees and an insane number of contracts. And I guarantee you there's some, like, soda company, and they go to Dave and they go, hey, look, man, like, we think the jokes are funny too. We don't care. But we just lost, like, 7% of our sales from people complaining about this. We're getting slammed with emails. We don't. We don't want to be advertising on your. On your platform anymore. It's. It's nothing personal, man. And then he's like, what the. I just lost $5 million contract because of this stupid guy. To man, I gotta tell you what he must be feeling when some dumb low level 10 hour employee put that sign up saying F the Jews. And then Dave lost $10 million or something because of it.
Chrissy Mayer
You know, that's because that's why he fired off how much money that guy makes. Because I could save 500k if I just, you know, fire you.
Tim Pool
Indeed. All right, well, let's jump to this next story. We got this from ABC News. Karine Jean Pierre has left the Democratic Party after serving in Biden's broken White House.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Tim Pool
She's been vague about why she no longer identifies as a Democrat. Well, all I can say is, you know, the party is cooked. Yeah, they are cooked. That's it.
Ian Crossland
It feels like mitosis. Like the. In that the Republican Party expanded and now is splitting in half. And you've got the MAGA and the, the old guard, you know, Republican, you've got almost two parties and this other party has gotten smaller and shrunk because it's been starving out of attention. People are less attentive to it. And so it's very small now. And you've got these two larger segments of culture that are like both Republican. It feels like now I'm not saying that this is from my bubble. There's the way I'm seeing it because I'm sure that this party's still got a lot going on, but that's what it seems like is happening.
Chrissy Mayer
I loved her and get out. Maybe she'll go back to acting.
Tim Pool
Tell me more. I never saw that movie.
Chrissy Mayer
No, it's this other black actress. I forget her name.
Ian Crossland
Oh, well, looks like Karine got her hair.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, she's like bald sometimes.
Ian Crossland
I think there's a publicity style book.
Phil Labonte
I don't think it's publicity. I think it's because the Democrat brand is so damaged.
Chrissy Mayer
She might be like Jen Psaki.
Phil Labonte
Like a new Jen Psaki gave her the, the okay. Like she did the whole like, yeah, this is the one.
Tim Pool
So like when will there be the final reckoning for the liberals who are just like Orange man, bad. The Democratic Party has no leadership. They have no policies. It was funny when I talked to Bill Maher, I said, they have no policies. He's like, I think they do. The most important of which is they accept elections. And I was thinking to myself, like, that's not a policy. That's. He's just saying he doesn't like Trump. So she's Leaving the party. They've got What? When polled, 16% of people said Democrats are the party that can get it done. 19. When, when asked, are there strong leaders in which party? Only 19% said the Democratic Party. They don't have any leaders. But then you've got these liberal personalities that are trying to. They're trying to cut deals with this Project Sam or whatever it is they got. Democrats got so many secret projects. Searchlight, Wildflower. Sam, I'm not kidding.
Chrissy Mayer
Blue Beam.
Tim Pool
But is. Is that real one?
Chrissy Mayer
I don't know.
Ian Crossland
That's an old one of mind control.
Tim Pool
Oh, okay. Democrats have ser. They. I'm not kidding. Project Sam. Searchlight and Wild Wildflower are the names of Democrat special operations. They're calling it where they're trying to find the next liberal Joe Rogan or something.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, wow.
Tim Pool
Or a liberal Joe Rogan. So I'm just wondering, like, at what point does the machine break? Like, can you really sell ads to a group of people that literally watch nothing but Orange man bad videos all day, every day?
Ian Crossland
No, not. Maybe for three more years, but then. Then you're done. So. No, I don't think so. I. It'll probably be a slow, subtle cultural shift, like, subconscious shift in people, and then like a shuddering and then all of a sudden complete re. Negotiation of. Of perception of, like a focus. People will be completely focused on something new, almost as if this never happened.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah. Maybe they'll run Booty Gang.
Phil Labonte
Politically, you mean?
Ian Crossland
Yeah. The way humanity just. Just changes so abruptly. It could be an external threat, could cause people to change. Like. Like they have no choice to save their own lives. They have to support the government or something.
Phil Labonte
Okay, so now you're. You're in hypotheticals. I'm. I'm wondering why you sounded like you were, you know, you had. You kind of had put thought into the. The thing that was leading up to that.
Ian Crossland
The way people wake up slowly, abruptly.
Phil Labonte
The abrupt change. I'm like. I'm wondering what the abrupt change is going to be.
Ian Crossland
It's like when you. Critical mass, like enough people all of a sudden, and then it just completely. Everything.
Phil Labonte
I mean, I.
Ian Crossland
Shifts.
Phil Labonte
I get the process. You're saying. I'm saying what do you think that change is going to be?
Ian Crossland
Songs? Music. I think people are going to subconsciously hear songs that are going to change the way they see reality. Psalms.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, I thought you said songs.
Ian Crossland
Songs. Yeah, music.
Chrissy Mayer
What kind of music?
Phil Labonte
Of course, just guitar music. Hippie music. Oh, you can only listen to it.
Chrissy Mayer
Barefoot and holding. Yeah. Shoeless.
Ian Crossland
Oh, Music. That makes you want to break something, Ian.
Chrissy Mayer
Music.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, Music that makes you learn something. Music makes you cry. What?
Phil Labonte
Limp Bizkit. Like that.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. I love real, real humans writing. Emotional.
Phil Labonte
Now I'm. Now I'm invested. Let's go. Keep going. Tell me what you're talking about.
Ian Crossland
Harmonies on one. They're gonna sound good.
Tim Pool
I think I was talking about this the other day, but I think there's a really great market opportunity right now to craft a narrative that gives Democrats an escape route because they're. The whole woke thing is really, really bad. And so, like, here's what I was getting to with. Where's. Where's the off ramp for these people? These, these YouTubers that I bring up quite a bit have spiraled into the. Cnn, right? CNN went from the most trusted name in news. So they claimed to literally just talking about Trump. They realized that error a long time ago, and they've been trying to claw their way back for some time, and it's failed now. They got Scott Jennings. They, they, you know, they, they, they're trying to have some kind of balance, but what happens when the whole world moves on? But there are these other people that keep doubling down in the Trump. Trump narrative. Like, sooner or later, the bubble pops, you know, and then what. What. What happens to them?
Ian Crossland
They look for new outlets. Jen Sack, he kind of. They'll come on shows like this.
Tim Pool
Chris Cuomo, Jen Saki's ratings are like, what is it, like 7,000 or something?
Phil Labonte
Really, really bad, you know?
Tim Pool
7, 17,000, I think. Let me check.
Chrissy Mayer
I mean, see how they demonized Elon. I think it'll just be like, now he's kind of out of the picture. It's like, it'll be whoever's next. Like, once Trump's out of office, they'll just, they'll do TDS on whoever else is coming up. Like, they'll have J.D. vance. TDS.
Phil Labonte
Yes.
Tim Pool
Okay. I'm sorry. 78,000. Okay.
Ian Crossland
You know, that's viewers per night.
Tim Pool
Key demo. They'll be like, but, but she's getting 971,000 viewers that are 70 years. 70 years and older.
Chrissy Mayer
They're going to die soon, though.
Tim Pool
You know, it's really funny. Like, if Jen Psaki did a tour, it would have to be near nursing homes.
Chrissy Mayer
The Circle Back tour.
Phil Labonte
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Tim Pool
All the, all the venues would be like nursing homes.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
I don't get.
Tim Pool
I just saw that. I just saw that movie with that Steve Carell magician movie from 2000.
Ian Crossland
Whatever.
Tim Pool
I forgot what it was called. Burt Wonderstone. There you go.
Phil Labonte
Oh, yes.
Tim Pool
All right. He ends up getting his contract from Bally's pulled or whatever. So then he goes and does magic at a nursing home because he's desperate and he's broke. He's. He spent all his money on dumb things. That's what I imagine Jen Psaki doing. Or like Rachel Maddow.
Phil Labonte
She's not getting a lot of people watching her show, that's for sure. I'm. It surprises me that Jen Sacki, you know, was able to even, you know, coronate Karine Jean Pierre. I guess that that's the information that I got that she kind of really was the person that picked her out. But, like, to have that kind of influence in D.C. and not be able to have any kind of audience outside of D.C. like, the fact that no one watches, you know, Jen Saki show outside of the old people and stuff, I. It's surprising that she had had a. The position that she had in. In the Democrat Party was powerful enough to actually say, no, this is the person that should replace me.
Chrissy Mayer
Look, this is my black friend.
Phil Labonte
Pick a terrible person, and then still goes on to have a show on MSNBC.
Tim Pool
So to be fair, I guess MSNBC published 40 videos today.
Chrissy Mayer
Whoa.
Phil Labonte
Oh, wow.
Tim Pool
So I guess, you know, quantity over quality is the MSNBC name of the game. I mean, some of these have no views. Some of them have a good amount of views. 144K2.
Phil Labonte
The top two thumbnails, both of them. Trump and Musk in there with Ari Melbourne.
Tim Pool
Well, look, Trump and Musk. Trump and Musk. Trump and Musk. Trump and Musk. Trump and Musk. Wow.
Phil Labonte
That's the. That's the key.
Tim Pool
Holy crap. Take a look. Wait, hold on. Trump. Trump. Not Trump. Trump. Not Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. Trump. RFK Hegseth. Trump. Trump. Trump. This one is Trump, but he's on the thumbnail. Yo. MSNBC is the exact same thing. Yo, this is wild, man. It's not even news.
Phil Labonte
It's not.
Tim Pool
This makes me want to make Fortnite videos. I got to be honest. You know, I'm. I'm really tempted. Just be like Tim Cast iron. There's gonna be four people sitting around playing Minecraft. I.
Ian Crossland
It's super important to tell the world what's happening. That is. This is a great show for that. But I agree with you. Some cultural breakthrough, like something in addition to talking about Trump. Because, I mean, I think the big, beautiful bill. First of all, let's stop. What a ridiculous term that's so it's an omni.
Tim Pool
It's the omnibus.
Ian Crossland
And everybody that we've had on this show essentially that's talked about it has acknowledged how ridiculously stupid omnibus bills are and that we shouldn't be doing them. So vote against it for that alone. Marjorie Taylor Greene didn't even read the thing and voted for it. Now it's going to the Senate with some clause in it that says the states can't govern their own laws on AI for the next 10 years. So what we're just going to give over to the technocracy? Is that what you want, Trump?
Tim Pool
But I can have suppressors. Ian, they're giving you a little feed.
Ian Crossland
They want you to come across the line and push the button.
Phil Labonte
Related. I do think they're unrelated, the AI stuff and these suppressors.
Ian Crossland
Unrelated.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, they're just trying, but they're in.
Ian Crossland
The same belt to a lot of people.
Tim Pool
Yeah, but.
Phil Labonte
Right.
Tim Pool
It's like they're trying to trick the chickens into coming out. You're living your 15 minute city and they're sprinkling the seed on the ground and the chickens are all running out and they're like hoping you click the button.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, man.
Tim Pool
Here's the problem. I, I, I, I challenge you this, Ian. Trump wants his agenda to be complete. So that's why he's saying, do an omnibus. I'll get everything I want. The problem is Congress is broken. In order to get those agenda items through, they have to compromise with all, all the members of Congress and then everybody puts in their pork and bloat. Trump then says, if we don't pass this, I don't accomplish my agenda. If he doesn't, Democrats regain control and then we will never get reforms. So my view right now is I am trusting in Donald Trump and the populist right and the Republicans to have control right now so they can succeed in their agenda over the next six years so that Democrats don't regain power and then remove all of the changes Trump made. So, so let me put it this way. I view it like this. The omnibus bill is bad, but it is largely status quo. So I cringe at it. But we do this every couple of years. It's just bad again. But if Trump wins, we actually have some very serious reforms in the Trump administration, such as the DOGE cuts, which are being wiped out by the mass spending. But I mean like USAID getting shut down and principally this and the other institutions, the shuttering of the doe. I want Trump to continue that operation. If Trump loses, Democrats will come in, they'll bring USAID back tenfold, they'll refund everything that was cut, and then they will make sure Trump and the populists can never win again.
Ian Crossland
You said they cut doe. The rank cuts of the doe.
Tim Pool
Trump ordered Senate executive order calling for the dismantling of the Department of Education.
Ian Crossland
Wow, that was a while of energy for some reason.
Tim Pool
No. No education.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, well, I don't. I don't know that throwing 5 trillion at. @ Trump necessarily makes something happen. I just don't. I. I don't. I didn't read the bill. It's 1100 pages. It's 1100 pages.
Tim Pool
1,100.
Phil Labonte
Read the whole bill. Nobody read the whole bill.
Tim Pool
I skimmed it.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
You know the Cliff Notes. Yeah. There's a. And Marjorie Taylor Green was like, I didn't read that. I didn't know at first.
Ian Crossland
I was pissed off at Marjorie, so I was like, what a. What a sham. And then I realized, you know what? I don't think any of them read it. She's just the only one being honest.
Tim Pool
No. How could you read a thousand pages in a day?
Phil Labonte
Freaking no one.
Tim Pool
Well, to be fair, I think a thousand, you probably could read in one whole day.
Ian Crossland
It's not sedition, but it feels treasonous to do that to your Congress, to do that to your people. Like, they. None of them should be voting on something they didn't read.
Phil Labonte
There you go.
Tim Pool
You, I agree. Should be a crime.
Phil Labonte
I wish. But that's the way that Congress works now.
Ian Crossland
And the way people can vote for a candidate, that they have no idea who it is.
Tim Pool
They're allowed.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, it's. It's terrible. It's part of the reason why I don't think that we should have universal enfranchisement. Like, the people that, that don't pay attention, like, what do they care if they're not paying attention, if they're not listening to what the actual candidates say? Or at worse, they listen to the camp, what the candidates say and they say. I don't think they'll do that, you know? Right.
Tim Pool
You know, man.
Phil Labonte
Which is something that a lot of people were telling me when it was back when it was Hillary and, And Trump.
Tim Pool
Let me just say, you know, I work so hard every day, and then I look at what MSNBC does and I look at these other liberals, YouTubers, and I'm like, every morning I come in and we got Tate. He's. He's doing. He starts the day now. We hired him recently, and he's Been doing news production so that I can come in and we have a list of, like, top trending news. I then go in. Like, the first thing I do when I wake up is I'm reading the news and I'm trying to figure out, like, what are the big stories? What's happening in the world? What's the top issue? So, like, yesterday morning, it was Ukraine. The strikes they launched on Russia. Huge news. I would love it if all I had to do was walk in at 8 o' clock and go, what time? It was 8. Can't get my coffee. Roll camera. Trump is so bad. Did you see how bad he was? He's the worst. We're good. Okay, roll it. Half a million views. Bang. That's 10 grand in my pocket from one sponsor. And all you got to do is say, trump sucks over and over and over again. Man, these people, they figured it out. David Pakman, he's like, listen, why work? Work smart. Just say you hate Trump and you'll be rich.
Phil Labonte
It's a dire straits.
Ian Crossland
Like, use fear to sell tickets.
Chrissy Mayer
We like pillow.
Ian Crossland
We were doing that on mines in the early days. 2011, 2012. Cause we were making blogs on Facebook and noticed that we talked about this before. Like, keywords would be real, they would catch fire, black people, police, violence, whatever these terms, this racist crap. So we were making blogs that would get hits. And then I'd be like, let's do something about technology. Some cool. And it didn't get any views. They're like, no, no, no. More racism, more hate. And I'm like, well, we're selling tickets. So if I don't do this, the company might go under. And then Boston bombing happened, and they.
Tim Pool
Were like, ian, sell it. Sell the fear.
Ian Crossland
And I'm like, I just. I'm done.
Tim Pool
We got it. We got it. This is why I keep saying, like, we need the sketch comedy crew. Like, we need a team here to make the videos. Because I just want to make a video where it's like, inside msnbc and it's. And it's like they're in the production room and it has the background audio of Star Trek the Next Generation. And then it's like they have a picture of Trump and he's like, increased power. Orange, level seven. And he's, like, cranking the meter up and Trump's getting brighter, and it's like, I cannot do it, Captain. Yeah. And then it blows up because they make Trump too orange. We have to do it.
Chrissy Mayer
Cheetos everywhere.
Tim Pool
Cheeto dust.
Phil Labonte
Let's.
Tim Pool
Let's let's jump to this next story and talk about things that actually matter. We got this from the BBC. Putin will seek revenge for Ukraine drone attack warns Trump. Did you guys hear about this one? Over the course of 18 months, Ukraine had been loading drones into trucks that were being dispatched all over Russia. And then all at once, the roofs flipped over. Drones launched in the air and then bombed Russia's nuclear fleet. So their bomber jets. They're bomber planes or whatever jets.
Chrissy Mayer
Did we give them the drones?
Tim Pool
No. And Ukraine intentionally kept the US in the dark. So while Trump United States are trying to negotiate a peace deal, Ukraine launched a drone strike on the Russian nuclear fleet, to which Russia is now vowing revenge. I would argue US should cut off Ukraine 100% after this. Yeah.
Ian Crossland
I think Zelensky is looking for a ceasefire. He made a video almost immediately.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
Now talking for a ceasefire.
Tim Pool
Yeah, yeah. Here you go. Here's the video.
Chrissy Mayer
He looks like a kid with his hand.
Phil Labonte
My proposal we offer, which I believe.
Tim Pool
Our partners can support.
Chrissy Mayer
Is that we.
Ian Crossland
Propose to the Russians as well, cease.
Phil Labonte
Fire until the leaders meet.
Tim Pool
This is fake. This guy is evil. Look, I don't like. I don't like Vladimir Putin. I think Putin is a despotic scumbag. I think he's a bad guy. Okay, fine. Zelensky is also a bad guy. He launched a strike on Russia planned over a year and a half, did not tell the United States as we are trying to negotiate peace in a ceasefire. After the strike, he then says we should propose a cease fire. Why? Because it can't happen now. He made sure of it. He destroyed U.S. negotiations. He inflamed the conflict. Russia will now retaliate. And he's going to say, but we were calling for a cease fire and Russia attacked us. And then go to the democrats in this country and they're going to be like, we have to give Ukraine more money. I say cut them off 100%.
Phil Labonte
Oh, I think you're right.
Chrissy Mayer
Do you think the Biden people knew about this?
Tim Pool
Yes. Yeah, I think Poso was tweeting about it. Something like, former Biden people had met with him. And then like a week later, the strike happened. It's also. Guess what? Let me put it simple. Keep it simple. Actually, you know, I'm going to pull it up because all the sycophants. So Germany warrant, Ukraine, Nord Stream. Gotta bring it up. People don't believe me. They say Temple was paid by Russia, which is fake news. Germany seeks Ukrainian suspect and Nord Stream pipeline sabotage Reports say, Let me Lay it down for you. Germany was buying energy from Russia. Germany is our ally. Ukraine is not. A Ukrainian diving instructor bombed, according to Germany, the Nord Stream pipeline, cutting off their access to natural gas. That is an attack on a NATO ally. If it is true what Germany is saying, that it was a Ukrainian diving instructor who bombed Nordstrom and then fled to Ukraine and they're not turning him over, wouldn't that trigger Article 5 and make Ukraine an enemy of this country for which we would be at war with.
Chrissy Mayer
Seems simple.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, technically. Yeah. But I think that the NATO funded the destruction of the pipeline. I don't know.
Tim Pool
Germany issued an arrest warrant. Okay, so maybe NATO went behind Germany's back and then we got a whole other can of worms. Yeah, but the fact remains right now, on the surface, August 14, 2024, the reporting is a Ukrainian, Ukrainian, Ukrainian diving instructor named Volodymyr Z of all names, bombed the Nord Stream pipeline. A warrant has been issued for his arrest and he fled to Ukraine, where he's been ever since.
Ian Crossland
That sounds like a psy.
Tim Pool
The insinuation, the allegation is that this was a Ukrainian directed attack on the Nordstream pipeline because Russia was profiting off of the trade deal with Europe and utilizing those resources to wage war on Ukraine. Or at the very least it was bolstering their economy. Ukraine bombed the Nordstrom pipeline to damage the Russian economy by severing Russia and. And Europe. The argument is that Europe doesn't want full scale war with Russia because we get energy from them. Ukraine was invaded and wants. Wants the Europe to go nuts on Russia. So blow up the gas pipeline, cut off that trade deal and sever trade ties, increase in likelihood of war. If that allegation is correct. I'm just saying, if Ukraine attacked a NATO ally, a NATO supply line, Germany is a NATO ally and the US should retaliate for that.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, at the very least, cut them off.
Tim Pool
Exactly. We should say you are cut off. We're not giving you anything anymore. And now you've got the drone strike amid Trump's peace negotiations.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, it's almost frenetic or like antagonistic. The way our two administrations have dealt with this war, this conflict is like almost. It's psychotic. It's. What's that word? The worst sort of mental derangement you can have. The worst sort of mental illness you can have. Starts with an S. I don't know, but being schizophrenia. Yeah, it's like schizophrenic. Our government's military policy.
Tim Pool
Mental illness with the.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, maybe not the worst but sociopathy, it's stuff like that. It's been behaving psychotically, psychopathically towards the Ukrainians because at first, where their allies were probably funded, the bombing of the norm street pipeline made up some fictitious Ukrainian named Vladimir Z to make a freakish point.
Tim Pool
Volodymylo.
Ian Crossland
It's literally Zelensky.
Tim Pool
Zelensky's name.
Chrissy Mayer
A load of baloney.
Ian Crossland
That sounds like they made up a fake thing to be like, we got you. Like, hahaha. They do that kind of thing in the cult when they're at the top like that they'll try and they'll use that meme magic. And then the new administration comes into office like, we're done. We don't want this war anymore. But so now we're almost like our enemy is Ukraine because they're the one that broke up the peace deal that was trying to prevent World War iii. It's like, they want World War iii, we have to stop them. That's where we're at right now.
Phil Labonte
So I don't think that they want World War three. I do think they want the United States to be more assertive, and I don't think that the United States has the interest to do that. Like, I think your average person is incredibly over this. They don't want anything to do with the, the war in Ukraine. It's not our war. We don't have treaties with either of these people. It's not our business. And I think that that's the, the opinion of most Americans.
Chrissy Mayer
He's short. He's not cute. He doesn't. He didn't dress up for the White House. I'm over it.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Too much coke then. He does a lot of coke. He does a lot of coke.
Phil Labonte
Wait, I mean, I don't. Yeah, I don't even think you need to have those, you know.
Tim Pool
What now?
Ian Crossland
Yeah, no point in, no point in judging. Coke's nasty. Don't do coke.
Phil Labonte
I actually don't know, but I got.
Ian Crossland
It's awful.
Phil Labonte
I think that the, the, the American people are sick and tired of it with, with all of this stuff that went on with the Biden administration, all the talk of corruption and stuff like that. The American people know that it's not, you know, it's not a winning bet for us to continue to support this. The rest of Europe can, and they might have to, or they might want to because that, you know, Russia directly affects them, but the Atlantic Ocean says we don't have to care.
Ian Crossland
This is like, what, two weeks ago they tried to assassinate Putin. The Ukrainians, drone strikes, and then two weeks later they blow up their, their fleet. How many, how many ships got blown up? I don't have any of the numbers on.
Phil Labonte
I have no idea. Yeah, you talking about in the drone attack here? Yeah, I, I heard it was something like 40.
Ian Crossland
40 ships got blown up.
Phil Labonte
30 or 40.
Chrissy Mayer
They sink their battleship.
Phil Labonte
No, this. I don't know. I don't even know if they have battleships. But the, the, I'm talking about the airplanes, not the actual ships. Like talking about naval ships.
Tim Pool
There were like 24 videos. They have more of them, but everyone's saying like Russia said like seven.
Ian Crossland
They showed videos of, with proof of.
Tim Pool
24 being damaged, but they said they.
Ian Crossland
Have more, so it could be.
Tim Pool
They claimed 40.
Ian Crossland
So the Russians claim that 40 of their boats were destroyed or damaged. Ukraine claimed it.
Tim Pool
I think the, the attack, the drone strikes show that Ukraine has lost the war. This is insurgency. You know, when an occupying force takes over a country, what do you end up seeing? Sabotage. So it's like, how does, in a ground war that is not utilizing Russia's nuclear fleet, how does bombing them help Ukraine? They're trying to, the idea is to create damage, hurt public support by attacking them inside their country and making people upset about it. It's just going to be used by Russia as more cause for war. So it didn't really serve any active purpose. I suppose taking out their nuclear fleet if there is a fear of an expanded war makes sense. But that's indicative of the Ukraine of Ukrainian, of Ukrainians acknowledging they've lost the territory that Russia has, has invaded. Otherwise they'd be launching these strikes in that territory and reclaiming it. Not like, let's, let's be honest, striking inside of Russia does not help them reclaim their territory in any way it could. It's, it's political. Can have political ramifications, but it's not going to aid them on the front lines.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, people just, it's a feel good thing. Most of the people that are happy about it, they're like, yeah, get the socket to Russia and blah, blah, blah. But like Tim says, it didn't change anything material on the ground.
Ian Crossland
I feel like you got to end this limited war. You got to end.
Tim Pool
Trump is trying to and Ukraine's undermining him.
Ian Crossland
It seemed like Putin was interested in ending it.
Phil Labonte
Putin's not interested in going to this.
Chrissy Mayer
Putin mad at us.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, of course he had a call with Trump. They did a call today, I think, or yesterday.
Tim Pool
And Putin was like, nope, I'm Retaliating.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Trump must be pissed.
Ian Crossland
Oh, I would be so mad.
Tim Pool
He's been trying to negotiate peace. He wanted the war to end. He's broken this promise. He said the war be over the moment got elected and he didn't do it. And Zelensky is going behind his back to inflame tensions while he's trying to negotiate peace. That's evil, man.
Ian Crossland
I know.
Phil Labonte
I don't. I don't think that Putin is. It has much incentive to. To negotiate peace. He's in a position where, like, everything for him is all, like, upside. Now. The United States doesn't want to give any. You know, the U.S. the American people don't want to continue to fund Ukraine. Ukraine's not gaining any ground. They managed to, you know, bloody his nose, but that's all it was. They're not. They didn't change anything. And it. I don't see a future where, you know, Crimea gets back to Ukraine control. Like, that's not happening. I don't think that the Russians are giving up any of the territory they.
Tim Pool
Have now, especially after they bomb the Kerch Bridge. Russia is going to go to the negotiating table with Trump and they're going to say, now we're not giving up any of the land bridge we've built through these oblasts because they're already bombing Kerch Bridge. Sorry.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And Trump's going to be like, well, you have to. I'm like, nope. Then war off the table.
Phil Labonte
They're not going to. It's not. Not happening.
Tim Pool
I think Ukraine's trying to make. Escalate the war. Trump is negotiating peace. What do they do? Go behind Trump's back and bomb nuclear fleet inside of Russia. No peace deal. Then a few days later, they bomb the Kerch Bridge, which connects the Russian mainland to Crimea. So they're basically saying to Russia, if you give up any territory, you will have no access to Crimea. We'll take it all back from you. So Russia has no choice but to say, no peace. Ukraine wants this. And I think Ukraine's Zelensky is probably getting advised by other individuals because we know about the interests of these elites, say Boris Johnson or whatever, who went to them and said, don't negotiate peace. Trump is trying to get it. I think Zelensky is taking orders from somebody else.
Ian Crossland
Well, Clint Russell thinks it's the British. He probably been colluding with the British behind the Americans back.
Tim Pool
Yep.
Ian Crossland
Which indicates that they're an enemy to me. If we're their ally in a war and then we Try to end that war and they go rogue and inflame the war. They. They're stepping over into enemy territory. You don't have to have two sides in a war. You could have more than two sides in a war.
Tim Pool
Let's just cut them off.
Ian Crossland
The U.S. step one. Yes.
Tim Pool
Stop supplying any money or resources to Ukraine as of now.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, you get peace real quick. I think that that's probably something that most Americans would probably get behind.
Chrissy Mayer
Everyone's over it.
Phil Labonte
You know, there's. There are some Americans that, that like Ukraine purely because it, they feel like that is opposing Donald Trump because it's opposing.
Chrissy Mayer
Right.
Phil Labonte
Putin. So they, they've got this connection in their head where if I stand up and I put a Ukraine flag in my yard, that's the new resist. Because Donald Trump loves Putin and Putin's fighting Ukraine. So it's me standing up and being a good Democrat. But those people are, you know. Well, yes, they are, but they're also exceedingly rare nowadays. They're not. They're not, actually. They might be loud on X or whatever, but there's not a lot, a lot of them in the real world anymore.
Chrissy Mayer
True.
Phil Labonte
You know, so I think that, that it's, it's the best play for Trump to just be like, look, the United States doesn't have anything to do with this, you know, and if Europe wants to continue funding Ukraine's war, let them.
Ian Crossland
But I wonder if that would even accelerate towards a global world war if the US Got just stood back, like real idiots would take over.
Phil Labonte
Well, I mean, there's, there's still people in, in France and in the UK that wants to see Ukraine, you know, continue the fight. I don't know if that's. I don't know how much influence they have. I don't know if that's the majority. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the majority of France. But, you know, Europe's. The Europe is who has to worry about this. I said it earlier. We've got the insulation of the Atlantic Ocean, you know, and we don't have to really be super concerned with what's going on in Europe. This is Europe's problem. Europe should be taking the lead. And that's kind of what the Trump administration. That was my assumption of what the Trump administration was doing in the beginning.
Tim Pool
Let's jump to this next story, my friends. We have this viral video. Take a look at this strange red celestial object. You see this? Watch this, watch this video. Listen to this.
Chrissy Mayer
That's there. That's There.
Tim Pool
And that's not the sun. That can't be the sun because the sunset is over there. What? That's a planet. The sunset. There's the sunset. It is over there. And the moon is up here. So that must be a planet. The moon. The moon is above us.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, I hate that song.
Tim Pool
What could it possibly be, Ian?
Phil Labonte
A balloon?
Ian Crossland
A deep fake.
Tim Pool
A balloon?
Phil Labonte
Could be. I mean what do you think it is, Chrissy?
Chrissy Mayer
I think it's our flat earth showing.
Ian Crossland
I think that is computer imposed generate. Look at the weird halo around it. I think a kid saw a little dot in the sky and thought it was a planet. And then they got the video and they edited it.
Chrissy Mayer
I think it is the sunset.
Tim Pool
It's the sun.
Ian Crossland
Oh, that's just the sun.
Tim Pool
Yes. There's a wildfire right now and haze from Canada is sweeping across the US Largely in the Midwest. I went out for ice cream and I saw a peanut. It was a peanut butter sundae.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Basically just vanilla ice cream drenched in peanut butter. And I saw that and I was like, that's really cool. And this is what happens. Do you guys ever hear the story about when the power went out in LA and then people started calling the police because a strange object in the sky and it was. It was the Milky Way. Well, here's the news, here's the actual story. Take a look at this. A massive cloud of Saharan dust is about to sweep across the southeastern United States. Carried by powerful winds from the Sahara Desert, the world's largest hot desert. This dust plume has traveled thousands of miles across the Atlantic Ocean and is now closing in on states like Florida, Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi.
Phil Labonte
Build that wall. Build that wall.
Tim Pool
The phenomenon known as the Saharan air layer forms when desert winds lift huge amounts of dust into the atmosphere, sometimes creating clouds up to 4km thick. Wow. This isn't just any weather event. While it can pose serious health risks for people with asthma, allergies or respiratory conditions. Hey, real quick, isn't AI video getting crazy? Yeah. It also plays a complex role in the climate. The dust can reduce air quality and limit visibility and lightning strikes too. But it can also help suppress hurricanes by stabilizing the atmosphere friction in the air. And while the skies may turn hazy, they'll likely deliver spectacular sunrises and sunsets glowing orange and red through the dust filled air. Okay, that's the point anyway, so pay attention because reportedly in the next week or so there's going to be. The wildfires are still going, there's going to be dust storms and people are Going to think the sun is a planet.
Phil Labonte
I can't wait to hear all of these stupid on the Internet.
Ian Crossland
I'm just glad that Saharan sand is finally going to make its way back into the ocean since the last flood.
Tim Pool
And the Saharan air dust thing happens all the time. Yeah.
Ian Crossland
It's like the Earth is combing it back into the.
Chrissy Mayer
Build the wall, make the dust pay for it.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I like that. Build the. Build the wall, make the. And make the maybe African dust pay for it.
Tim Pool
Maybe there's a lot of gold in the African dust.
Ian Crossland
Start mining the air.
Tim Pool
See, that's right.
Ian Crossland
Panning for gold. Spray water up, up there to get it dense, get it thicken, and then just hit it with a laser to make the metals fall off.
Tim Pool
We also had that geostorm the other day, which apparently is ongoing and intensifying, and I've noticed nothing. It's been rather mundane. It was very hot today. It was 85 degrees.
Phil Labonte
It was nice.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Chrissy Mayer
Summer.
Ian Crossland
Summer, like, very beautiful.
Chrissy Mayer
The chickens were hot out there.
Tim Pool
Yep. They were panting.
Ian Crossland
I'm constantly thinking. Not constantly, but I've often think about how do we get all that sand in the Sahara back into the ocean? Because as far as I can tell, it's ocean sand that flooded up onto the continent 12,800 years ago.
Tim Pool
Shovels.
Ian Crossland
So we can get down to the dirt underneath and get a lot of kids with shovels.
Tim Pool
But wait, what if we dumped all the sand into the Mediterranean and then created a large landmass and then you have land instead of sea.
Ian Crossland
Then we could send the people in Gaza instead. We. I don't even like joking about that. I'm gonna go to hell. I still feel like I'm gonna go to hell for joking about that. What's that?
Chrissy Mayer
Send the illegals there to sand Island.
Tim Pool
I didn't say island. They said fill the whole Mediterranean with sand.
Phil Labonte
So, Ian, you were kind of gonna make a point about what was under the sand in the Sahara.
Ian Crossland
Dirt, Old waterways and rivers. There's apparently a large river that went east, west across where now the Sahara is.
Phil Labonte
So it's sand and then dirt.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Underneath. I don't know how deep it goes.
Tim Pool
Maybe it was just a pole shift.
Chrissy Mayer
And then a layer of cookies.
Tim Pool
Maybe before the poles shifted, maybe the wind and the water were going a different way. And so where the Sahara was, was in a different position on the globe.
Ian Crossland
Oh, wow, that's interesting.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Like, what would happen to the Sahara is actually interesting. What would happen to the Sahara if it shifted heavily into the northern hemisphere? Would it become moist, the sand would be washed away largely and it would create different structures.
Phil Labonte
So I'm not sure exactly sure why. What makes the Sahara so dry?
Chrissy Mayer
Because it's not. Not enough foreplay.
Phil Labonte
Well, I don't.
Ian Crossland
It doesn't love itself.
Phil Labonte
It doesn't. I just don't do it for the Sahara too much in a rush. I just, I. I feel like it's not about the topography. It is the location on the, kind of. On the, on the Earth. Because if you look at, you know, North Africa and Sahara is dry, but then below that it's all jungle and stuff. So, you know, like rainforest.
Ian Crossland
The equator's keeping it down, man.
Phil Labonte
But I'm not so sure if that's the case or not, but.
Ian Crossland
Well, it's so hot that it's hard. It's hard for the sand and it doesn't rain that much, so it's hard for the sand to get washed away.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
And that's the equator doing that. That's all that direct sunlight because it's constantly facing the sun. But if it was in the northern hemisphere, maybe it would get.
Tim Pool
What happened. All that sand.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Get rained on and then turn into vegetation. Would start coming up and then ground into dirt, silt, and then become a new, like ground layer, maybe.
Phil Labonte
A new ground layer?
Ian Crossland
Yeah, maybe.
Tim Pool
Are you saying like underneath all that sand we're going to find like cities and stuff?
Ian Crossland
Oh, for sure. Dirt. Ancient communication, all sorts of old Atlantis that was one of the most populated areas.
Phil Labonte
Prehistoric cell phones. Perhaps they might have had radio communications.
Tim Pool
I don't think we could call it prehistoric cell phones. Prehistoric. If they had cell phones, they had historic.
Phil Labonte
Historic history. Well, you know, some kind of. What other, what other kind of communication device do you think I toy with.
Ian Crossland
The idea that they had radio? I don't think. I don't know if they did.
Chrissy Mayer
Just a dinosaur with an iPad down there.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Telescope. I wonder if they had telescopes.
Phil Labonte
Wi fi.
Ian Crossland
Some people said the reason why those comets hit North America and North Asia and caused that global catastrophe was because the magnetic field had disrupted. And it might have been man made that they were using instead of explosive technology for motivation, implosive technology and vibrating the system to create. Resonating, to create like piezoelectric, so electricity.
Tim Pool
I asked Chad, vibrating the earth if there were secret cities in the Sahara.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Because my assumption is like, as Ian's describing it, of course. And it said, yes, hidden secret cities in the Sahara Desert, referring to military installations and government operations. And I was like, that's not what I meant. No, the point is, When I asked ChatGPT about secret cities, it was like, governments are operating secret military bases throughout the Sahara that no one that we don't know about.
Chrissy Mayer
Underground.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
I mean, it is hot. So you would want some kind of respite from the sun. Yeah.
Ian Crossland
No one's gonna walk inadvertently.
Tim Pool
Between 10,000, 5,000 years ago, the Sahara had lakes, rivers, and grasslands.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
It dried out and the settlements were.
Phil Labonte
Abandoned, so it wasn't even all that long.
Chrissy Mayer
Property.
Tim Pool
There's a buried river channel and settlement outline suggesting more cities remain lost under the dunes.
Ian Crossland
Oh, my gosh. I just want. If we get the whole world to focus on that. That's what I want.
Tim Pool
Well, you know about that line. They're. They're growing trees to stop the spread of the Sahara.
Ian Crossland
Oh.
Tim Pool
Basically, what's happening is the Sahara is desert. It's destroying life, and it's. It's spreading. So a bunch of nations have planted trees along the edge, which will stop desertification.
Ian Crossland
In the south.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
On the southern edge. That's good.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
I want to get, like, a drone program where we have, like, 100,000 drones that are just 247 carrying buckets of sand back into the ocean.
Chrissy Mayer
Why don't we have done that? They could have. They could have put out the wildfires in la.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Yeah. How much. How much would it cost to build a pipeline from Western Africa right into the heart of the Sahara and just dump billions of gallons of seawater just right in the middle of the Sarah for no. Sarah for no reason.
Chrissy Mayer
Make a. Make a theme park.
Ian Crossland
That might be good. I wonder if the salt water. The saltwater might harm. But, I mean, what can you. How can you harm the sand? You know?
Phil Labonte
Yeah, it's like, literally just sand. I mean, I assume there are some bugs, you know, because they're scorpions, sandworms.
Tim Pool
You know, so it's about 1250 miles from Senegal, the Atlantic coast. And if you're going to the deep Sahara and to Menraset, Algeria, you're looking at 1305 miles. How much would it cost to build a pipeline that long to pump seawater into the Sahara?
Ian Crossland
Or if you had, like, a satellite that was geosynchronously right above an area, and then it was projecting an ionic field to produce rain clouds.
Tim Pool
60 to $120 billion to build isn't that much. Yeah, Elon's got that.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, you could print that tomorrow.
Tim Pool
Imagine if Elon was like, I'm going to liquidate all of my shares in SpaceX and Tesla and build a water pipeline in Sahara for no reason. Be like, okay, I guess just to mix it up. A wild project, but it should be done.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Because it is populatable land too. It's not just like, we'll find cool stuff if there's really, like, riverways and grassland underneath.
Phil Labonte
Like I said, I think. I don't think that the. The. It's a desert because of topography. So it's like it. That part of the. The world just doesn't get a lot.
Tim Pool
Okay.
Ian Crossland
Seashells in it. They found, like, remnants of Ocean.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
For three. For $3 billion, they could. They could dredge a canal.
Ian Crossland
That's the start. A big, long canal.
Tim Pool
Just seawater flowing straight in. Maybe right into the middle of this hair for no reason.
Ian Crossland
From where to where?
Tim Pool
Like, I already read that. From Algeria. From Senegal into Algeria.
Ian Crossland
Is that west? West to east. I need a map.
Phil Labonte
So.
Tim Pool
All right, check this out. Actually, actually, Chat GPT gave me a breakdown. It says a pipeline would cost between 60 and $120 billion. With high maintenance, a canal could be 20 to 60 billion. Okay. That's not what it's about. For rail and truck transport would be super cheap. Literally. Driving by truck loads of water would be less than a billion dollars. That makes no sense, really. Let's see. Atmos, atmospheric harvesting appears to be the cheapest. And there's already underground aquifers. So you actually just need to put drills there and pump the water.
Ian Crossland
There it is. The water's already there. It's just under the surface.
Tim Pool
So we just need to drill and then pump it up.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, I. Like I said, I think that the. I think it's not about topography. It's about where it.
Chrissy Mayer
The dead zone.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. Where it is in the.
Ian Crossland
What do you mean? It's not about topography.
Phil Labonte
So there's no. There's no features on the. On the African continent that's preventing water from getting to.
Tim Pool
You need mountains in mountains.
Phil Labonte
Mountains.
Tim Pool
Moisture in the air collects in the tops of the mountains, and then when it heats it, rain, it melts, and then the water pours down.
Ian Crossland
There's people that go to the tops of mountains, freeze. They'll bring. They'll pump water up to the top of the mountain, they'll freeze it, and then the water will melt and create rivers. This is like real tech that people are doing these days.
Chrissy Mayer
Poland Spring.
Tim Pool
It would cost. JGPT says it would cost trillions of dollars to turn the Sahara into a forest. A global alliance over 100 years.
Phil Labonte
Wow.
Chrissy Mayer
Let's focus on that.
Ian Crossland
And then that'll be our test run for Mars, because we're gonna have to do it again on March.
Tim Pool
Why don't we just nuke the Sahara? That'll. That'll do something, right?
Phil Labonte
I mean, I don't.
Chrissy Mayer
Sand in everybody's eyes.
Phil Labonte
It'll do something. I'm not sure what that something is. You know, make a lot of dust.
Ian Crossland
Storms, too, I think.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean, we might end up with a lot of dust here, a lot of radioactive dust.
Ian Crossland
Terraform the Sahara. Final answer. I'd rather not drop running in 2028.
Tim Pool
Elon should put people on a rocket, tell them they're going to Mars, but have them land in the Sahara.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, yeah.
Tim Pool
And then it's like, no, because. Because then they'll get there and they'll be like, biodomes and stuff. And then he's gonna be like, it's actually not very cold there. It's very hot. You'd be surprised. The science is wrong.
Chrissy Mayer
They would believe it, too. Gayle King there. Send the whole. Like, Bezos's girlfriend. All the chicks from the space pod. Send them over there. Yes. Katy Perry. Get her out of here.
Tim Pool
Her career is gone. Have you been following this?
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, she's.
Tim Pool
She got fired from Vegas.
Ian Crossland
Well, how come?
Tim Pool
Her last album got no tr. Like, no views, nobody. Like, it was miserable. She did that Woman's World thing where she was like Rosie the Riveter and everybody hated it.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, yeah. She's just had a touch, I think.
Tim Pool
You know what I want to say? I want to. I was. I've been talking about this for a while, and I am. I am correct that I've been vindicated. I was talking about. There's that meme where. Where Abe Simpson goes to Homer and Barney when the teenagers and said, I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what it is, is weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you. Nope, it's not. It's literally not happening. And the evidence is in how they're handling collectibles shows, the products they're marketing. And the fact that millennials don't have kids. There's not enough young people to buy new products. So what we're actually seeing now is take a look at. They're rebooting King of the Hill. Great example. They're rebooting Malcolm in the Middle. The fact that they're bringing back nostalgia and these old shows instead of making new things for young people proves my point. So millennials are a much bigger generation than Gen Alpha and Gen Z is. It's a wave. Like the stuff that they made for Millennials, which is basically the last generation, is highly marketable and profitable because millennials actually have some money. Gen Z is broke and can't get off the ground, so there's no products to sell to them. Gen Alpha is only 40 million. It's half the size of Gen Z and Millennials. So what does that mean? Where's the money? Millennials. So what are we getting reboots of old stuff from the 90s over and over and over again? They're making Malcolm in the Middle again. They're making King of the Hill again. Bobby's an adult now.
Ian Crossland
Did you see that? They're using AI to pick up old series.
Tim Pool
And then, yeah, they're gonna make friends.
Ian Crossland
With friends and it's gonna be imperceivable. Dude. It might not be quite. It might be more funny.
Chrissy Mayer
Chandler. He'll be back.
Ian Crossland
He'll be back. They own his likeness. Probably because of the stupid contracts they signed in the 90s where it's like, we own your likeness in perpetuity across all universes for all space and time.
Tim Pool
Yep.
Ian Crossland
They were like, what does that.
Tim Pool
Even the money. One of the funniest things in the world to me is when you go to the casino, any casino, and they have Charlie and Chocolate Factory slot machines. And there's Gene Wilder as Willie Wonka, smiling, telling you to gamble. And I'm like, I don't think when he signed out of that movie deal, he thought that was going to happen, but he did, and they were like, it says, we own this character for anything. Could you imagine how weird it's going to get? Like, what company owns Willy Wonka?
Phil Labonte
The Willy Wonkas?
Chrissy Mayer
Hershey's the brand?
Tim Pool
No, no, like the movie.
Phil Labonte
Oh, Disney.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Who?
Tim Pool
Disney owns the likeness of that guy. So they sold his likeness to slot machines. Imagine what other kind of debauchery they can use your likeness for when you've sold it forever.
Ian Crossland
Oh, my gosh.
Tim Pool
Charlie the Chocolate Factory. Adult content, like porn.
Ian Crossland
Oh, talk about chocolate. Yeah, you knew where that was going. It's because the company gets sold to.
Chrissy Mayer
Look at Charlie and the Backdoor Adventures.
Ian Crossland
Oh, no.
Tim Pool
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Phil Labonte
I was just gonna say there's.
Tim Pool
There's a Charlie in the chocolate.
Phil Labonte
There's a chocolate joke in there that's just, you know, waiting to be your mom's.
Ian Crossland
Charlie's 18. And this would be like the tagline, no, Charlie's 18. And things are just getting heated up.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, God, Charlie hasn't been able to eat for a week straight. He just eats gummy bears because he's getting ready for the chocolate factory.
Ian Crossland
Well, that's. I think, literally, it might be the point where you could be like, show me a Charlie and Chocolate Factory. That's gay. Or you could be like. Or at first it's just going to feed you what it wants to feed you, but eventually you're going to be, like, no less gay. You'll be able to, like, twist it a little bit. But five characters instead of four. All right, now they're all 35 instead of 12. Now they're all, you know. And you're going to be able just to have your localized version maker.
Chrissy Mayer
Gene Wilder, when he. For that character, he really wanted to do that move where he, like, falls down and then does, like, a forward roll.
Tim Pool
Check it out. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is getting a reboot. Goosebumps already got a reboot. Animaniacs is getting rebooted. Fresh Prince is getting a reboot. Bergerac. I don't. That is uk Maybe Cyrano, Desperate Housewives, Malcolm Little Scrubs, the Joe Schmo Show. I don't remember that. And what are this? The Tweenie. I don't know what that is. I was thinking about this because I've said before. What. Here's what's gonna happen. There's a stadium. The promoters for the stadium say, we want to sell 90,000 tickets. What do we do? Someone's going to come in and say, okay, well, typically we sell to young people. What do you've got? We've got Sabrina Carpenter. How many tickets can we sell? 10,000. Okay, well, we got 90,000 seats. We're not putting her in here. Who do you. Who do you have? And they're like, Metallica, something from the 90s, something older, or from the 80s and 90s. We've already started seeing this with Beyonce and Katy Perry, where they're struggling to sell stadiums, but still are not Katy Perry as much, but Sabrina Carpenter sells arenas. That's 10,000. That's much, much smaller. And so what I've been saying is, because the promoters are simply going to say, look, I get it. Gen Z has its celebrities, but we're going to sell more tickets. If we target millennials. They don't have kids. They have more money. Just target them. That means you're going to see the. The entertainment industry products that come from this. Trying to pander to millennials instead of children. Case in point, not just the reboots, but McDonald's launched Adult Happy Meals.
Ian Crossland
Oh.
Tim Pool
Instead of making things for children, where they have toys and culture and content made for children, they're just trying to sell these things to adults.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
So it's going to get wild.
Chrissy Mayer
I like getting Happy Meals. Sometimes you just want a little bit.
Tim Pool
Of McDonald's and you want your toy.
Ian Crossland
Like we got when the Internet video appeared, it got stat. It got static, not stagnant. Like, things are still changing, but all the music and art, like TV shows, they're just there, 24. Seven, available for you to watch. There is no time.
Tim Pool
I got another example for you, but another example for you. Tony Hawk. And Activision launched Tony hawk's Pro Skater 5, and it bombed miserably. Nobody wanted it. They said it was trash. We don't want to play that. So what did they do? They remastered Tony Hawk 1 and 2, and it sold like hotcakes.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Tim Pool
Because there's no young people to buy a new product, and millennials just want what they already like. So now what they're doing is remastering Tony hawk's Pro Skater 3 and 4, and it's. They're sponsoring big events. It was crazy. I was watching a video. It was a scooter contest, and the scooter dude's doing a double backflip or something. But the ramps all said thps three plus four. And I'm like, yo, that game came out 20 years ago.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Tim Pool
Young people. There's. It's simple. Young people probably bought Tony Hawk five to play, but there's like 15 of them, so they didn't make enough money to make back their costs on the product. So they said, just make what millennials want. They announced they were going to do Tony Hawk 3 and 4, and Bam Margera wasn't going to be in it. There's a huge backlash on the Internet. Even I said, I won't buy it. Put Bam in it. I will. And then they announced Tony Hawk was like, we can't have. Not like, Bam has to be in it. So they had him come in. They did it all. Now they're launching the game. Bam Margera's in it. Yo. Bam Margera is in his mid-40s, and.
Phil Labonte
He'S not skateboarding late.
Tim Pool
Where is. He's got a bad back, this generation. He's skating. He's. He's shredding. Oh, yeah, he's killing.
Ian Crossland
That's a great video.
Phil Labonte
Good for him.
Tim Pool
I thought he's.
Ian Crossland
He's cool.
Tim Pool
No, I mean, he's. I'm impressed how good he's Doing. But the crazy thing is, where's. Where's the Gen Z Bamar Jarrah level of celebrity? Nope.
Chrissy Mayer
Playing video games.
Tim Pool
I mean, look, with all due respect, you got R. Willie. That dude's amazing. Probably one of the greatest athletes of. Of that. Of Gen Z, of the younger generation. But he's not getting nearly as much attention as Bam Margera is, even though Bam Margera is half retired.
Ian Crossland
And, you know, Mr. Beast has 300 million subscribers on YouTube now. I don't think my parents know who he is.
Chrissy Mayer
They don't.
Ian Crossland
And he would be. The only thing I could think of is, like, the Joe Rogan of the left.
Tim Pool
He's a. He's a millennial, though.
Ian Crossland
Like, he's someone that seems like they've. They pierced the. The zeitgeist, like, as if it was 1996. And they're unforgettable. He will be remembered forever.
Chrissy Mayer
Very few boomers are.
Tim Pool
Are like, oh, actually, no. Mr. Beast is gen Z. He's just barely Gen Z. So I'll give Gen Z that. They got Mr. Beast. That's big. But John Alpha is cooked. There's only 40 million gen alpha.
Chrissy Mayer
Damn.
Tim Pool
Yep.
Chrissy Mayer
They better get busy.
Ian Crossland
Timothy Chalamet. See, Gen Alpha, I mean, it was legit.
Phil Labonte
Who?
Ian Crossland
Timothy Chalamet?
Tim Pool
No, he's Gen Z. Oh, he's a great actor. The other thing I noticed with this is that I was watching that Chris Pratt movie with what's Her Face. What's that woman's name from Stranger Things?
Ian Crossland
Winona Ryder.
Phil Labonte
Oh, no, The.
Tim Pool
The young one. Bobby. Millie. Bobby Brown.
Chrissy Mayer
Right.
Tim Pool
And it was. It was playing Guns N' Roses, and I was like, dude, this is like 1989.
Ian Crossland
What song? Appetite for Destruction.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Ian Crossland
The best albums of all time.
Tim Pool
This is the point. Like, you watch Iron man. Iron Man 2. What it start with AC DC.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And it's.
Phil Labonte
And from the 90s, right.
Tim Pool
That's. It's. It's kind of crazy.
Ian Crossland
When it was all that art was getting focused through the centralized airwave.
Tim Pool
There's nothing. Yes. And there's not. Aside from decentralization, there's not enough young people for new music. Yeah, dude. You know, it's funny is like when I put on. I'll put on, like, Pandora Autoplay, and it's like, usually rock and indie rock. So I'll get some new stuff, right? There's Metric, puts out new stuff all the time. I love Metric. But we were skating last weekend, and it was playing Sound Garden and Corn and Slipknot, and it's like 90s and 2000s early stuff. Because if you want to listen to rock, new stuff, new rock doesn't hit. Nobody knows about it, Nobody wants to listen to it. And then when you look at modern music, it doesn't reach as many people. Like, once again, Sabrina Carpenter is huge, but she's selling arenas. And I saw this post online where they're bragging, like, Sabrina Carpenter is selling out and Beyonce can't. And it's like, Beyonce sold 70,000 tickets. Sabrina Carpenter sold 10,000. She's big. But there's not enough young people. We're gonna go to chats, smash the like button, share the show with everyone you know. Literally everybody. Like your grandma calling, like, mom, grandma, why aren't you watching Tim cast irl? Would you make a commercial like that? We're gonna have that uncensored call in show coming up at 10pm for our. For all of you@rumble.com Timcast IRL use promo code TIM10. You get 10 bucks off your yearly membership to Rumble and all the Rumble content tales from the inverted world. Open call ins starting at 10pm as well. So if you're watching on Rumble, it is. Oh, yeah, Ian's face.
Ian Crossland
Is he live? Does he go live at 10? Like, oh, oh, I got to pop into that.
Tim Pool
Monday through Thursday live at 10pm on Rumble. Anyone can call in. Anyone, Anyone. It's supposed to be to talk about like, sasquatch and aliens and ghosts, but I figure people are gonna call in and screw around. But that's.
Phil Labonte
It's.
Tim Pool
It's meant to be a fun. It's uncensored. It's on Rumble. You can't do that stuff on YouTube. So that's going to be live again tonight. Yo, their first episode on rumble, 125,000 views.
Ian Crossland
Good.
Tim Pool
That's second episode. 120,000 views.
Ian Crossland
Shane's legit.
Tim Pool
They are. They are hitting it out of the park. So I mean, to be fair, like, basically the plan was when we wrap irl, we promote and, you know, raid their channel.
Ian Crossland
Okay.
Tim Pool
To get, you know, to like to keep the show going. But y' all can also.
Ian Crossland
The show's awesome. Like, it needs more eyeballs. Shane's super smooth if you're interested in.
Tim Pool
UFOs and weird stuff. But let's grab your chats, my friends, see what you got to say. All good guy says, howdy, people. Howdy, Howdy. Shannon says, as a trad cath, I wonder from the FBI list. Damn it. That means I'm on a list with the spoon thief, Seamus. This injustice will not stand Yep. Props to Grassley, Cash, and Dan for getting this out. Yeah. You heard this?
Chrissy Mayer
No.
Tim Pool
The FBI was targeting Catholics as extremists.
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, man.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Crazy. And they lied about it. Chris Wray said, oh, it was one office, and turned out it was a bunch of offices targeting Catholics.
Ian Crossland
Was it like, another Catholic and another.
Phil Labonte
No, just.
Tim Pool
They were. They were telling. They were claiming that Catholics were radical extremists.
Chrissy Mayer
Wow.
Ian Crossland
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
Did you hear about Moms for Liberty? They were. They were targeted by the FBI. They were called terrorists.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Someone was saying if the. If the police state became too extreme, that they could say, like, even believing in God is a mental illness.
Phil Labonte
Absolutely.
Tim Pool
Yep. That.
Chrissy Mayer
That's satanic.
Ian Crossland
I think it was told on her take an episode of her take to Jack Bosobic. When Jack heard that, just. I saw him shudder at the. At the concept.
Tim Pool
Let's go. What have we here? Let's see. Spooky Toucan says, for as worldly as Democrats claim to be, they're ignorant on how the world actually works. As a former expat, it's well understood by all expats that our visas can be revoked at any time for any reason. Indeed. Yup.
Ian Crossland
It's a privilege.
Tim Pool
But they. They. It's. It's funny because they believe that they have a right to go wherever they want whenever they want, and so does everybody else.
Ian Crossland
It's a privilege.
Tim Pool
That's. That's. That. That's the world view. That's Mr. Global that, you know, Catherine Austin Fitz called it.
Phil Labonte
Yep.
Ian Crossland
That's a great interview.
Tim Pool
Democrats think everybody has a right to be anywhere they want at any point for any reason. So they can go to any country they want whenever they want, and people can come here for any reason.
Ian Crossland
They should try running a guild in a video game, see how that goes.
Tim Pool
All right. Sean H. Says, what's the point of having the House or Senate when nothing gets done? Because lower courts keep blocking them. We want criminals gone, and the justice system just wants them to stay. Yep. That's why I'm like, the system is unstable and is breaking apart. I don't know what else to tell you. All right. Lurch says, who the hell are we? Israel. We collectively punish families for the crimes of one person. Haha. Or if, like, there's a family and the leader, like, the. The patriarch of that family commits a terror attack, it's likely that his family holds similar views to him. And it is not incumbent upon us to wait to find out. We can simply say your visas are conditional, and we think it's better for everybody if you just go away.
Phil Labonte
I love how, like, he threw the whole, you know, extra little bit, the Israel stuff to be like, oh, will you say this? It's like, nobody has a right to be in the United States. And. And that's all there is to it. Like, visas are visas for a reason. You're not a citizen.
Chrissy Mayer
There's too many people. Why don't we just keep the ones that are, you know, law abiding?
Phil Labonte
Yeah. You think it'd be simple to understand.
Tim Pool
All right, what have we here? Common sense. Fishing says migrants of all forms legal are all guests until they become citizens to Ian, if you had a home, usa, and a group of guests came into your home with your permission and hurt your kid, would you kick the group out or the. Or the offender?
Ian Crossland
I kick the offender out. If a group came in and one of them hurt my kid, I'd kick him out. I wouldn't blame the rest of the group, though.
Tim Pool
So if 10 orcs came in and they're all going orcs, and then one of them hit a kid in the face with a hammer, and then you'd be like, no, no, you guys, you're good, you stay, but you gotta go.
Ian Crossland
Orc out of here. All you other ones, your orcs, or.
Chrissy Mayer
What if they're like a bunch of pit bulls, but just one pit bull bit your kid? Well, let these other people stay. They haven't done anything yet.
Ian Crossland
Oh, you're asking me if I would become racist Dogsist.
Tim Pool
No, that's not it.
Ian Crossland
Dogs.
Tim Pool
If a. If a group of people who believe that the moon is made of cheese and they're violent to any. Okay, there's five people, they think the moon is cheese, and anybody who dares oppose them should be murdered. The five people come into your house and the biggest one beats a kid to death. You'd be like, the kid says the moon's not made of cheese, so he goes boom and slugs him in the face. You'd be like, those other people can stay, but you got to go, well.
Ian Crossland
In that instance, I'd be like, you are on a psychotic death cult of some. Some kind of violent cult. You're all out of here.
Tim Pool
So when a guy and his family come from the same country and that guy espouses jihadi worldviews and is a violent terrorist who attacks innocent people, why should it be incumbent upon the American people to wait to find out if his family holds the same views as him?
Ian Crossland
And I can't argue with his.
Tim Pool
We should just Your visas are all conditional. You all go home together.
Ian Crossland
They're citizens. It's another story. Completely another story. You do not victimize people related to people that committed crimes.
Chrissy Mayer
Think about what you did.
Tim Pool
Yes, but the visas are conditional, and so it's not punishment to be like, you gotta go home, dude. This is wild to me that anybody lives in a world where they're like, you. You sent them home. Yeah, bro. A guy broke into my house, so I gave him a ride home.
Phil Labonte
I, I, It's. They're just guests. Bye. It's. It's such a simple, you know.
Chrissy Mayer
And, and what are they adding to society by staying?
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I don't care. Yeah, I don't.
Tim Pool
It's just. It's literally like, Ian, if you come over to my house and you look at me dead in the eyes and then look down and swat a glass of milk onto the floor, and I said, ian, for doing that, I want you to get in my car. I'm gonna drive you home.
Ian Crossland
They're acting like that's an awkward ride, too.
Tim Pool
It sure would. I'm sure it's very awkward. I'm sure it's awkward for the CBP or ICE or whoever when they're on that plane with a bunch of people being deported. But the point is, is that fascistic? They're acting like the people are getting that death.
Ian Crossland
Authoritarian, but doesn't mean.
Tim Pool
No, it's not.
Phil Labonte
It's government stuff, man.
Tim Pool
You want to talk about authoritarian to.
Ian Crossland
Revoke, you come into my family members.
Tim Pool
That's not authoritarian.
Ian Crossland
It's not bad. I'm just saying it. It's definitely authoritarian.
Tim Pool
No, it isn't.
Ian Crossland
The one guy gets to decide if your visa is good or not.
Tim Pool
That's not authoritarian.
Chrissy Mayer
It's a committee.
Phil Labonte
Because it's not the. The supreme ruler isn't the one that's making the decision. It's the actual right.
Tim Pool
It's. Congress passed a law that we voted for these people. There's an executor who enacts the law based on what the court, what the Congress has written, and the judges can then make determinations. That's not authoritarianism.
Ian Crossland
No, not extreme. It's not extreme authoritarianism.
Tim Pool
It's not authoritarian at all.
Ian Crossland
We have courts.
Tim Pool
The argument you're making is that any authority at all ever is authoritarian.
Ian Crossland
Okay, maybe it is semantic, but you might be right. I don't, I don't want to overuse. I don't want to soften the term authoritarian.
Tim Pool
I would argue, in fact, it's the opposite of this. If someone breaks into my house and kicks my dog and I go, hey, you, I'm going to give you a ride back to your house. I would actually call that compassion for a very bad person. I mean, if you break into my house and commit violent against violence against me and my family, I have a right to use lethal force to defend myself. But instead of doing that, I go, sir, sir, we're going to disarm you and give you a ride back to your house.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, that's nice.
Tim Pool
We're. We're doing nothing else to you. Just go home and don't come back.
Ian Crossland
I would call that simping. You'd be.
Chrissy Mayer
That'd be make them pay for Uber back.
Tim Pool
The way the US Is handling these violent, criminal aliens is simping for them. And my point is, Democrats go, they're so fascist, they're giving these people rides back home. Yeah.
Chrissy Mayer
We're not making them walk.
Tim Pool
They get a plane ride back to their homes.
Phil Labonte
Just send them back.
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, it is coffee.
Tim Pool
It is. By the good graces of the magnanimous Donald Trump, that Abrego Garcia is home.
Ian Crossland
He brought him back.
Tim Pool
He sent. He brought him home. That's all anyone ever wanted.
Phil Labonte
That's right.
Tim Pool
You know what I want to do? That man on the street? I want to go around be like, now that Donald Trump has brought a breaker Garcia home, how do you feel?
Chrissy Mayer
Who's so confusing?
Tim Pool
Yeah, that's a good point.
Chrissy Mayer
Who brought him home safely?
Tim Pool
Know that guy they accused of being an MS.13 gang member and he got. He got deported by mistake. Oh, yeah, that guy Trump brought him home. How do you feel about that? That's awesome.
Ian Crossland
That'd be great.
Tim Pool
They're all going to be like, I really. I didn't know that. That's really good news. I'm glad to hear it. It's all.
Phil Labonte
It's all just cony 2012.
Tim Pool
That's right. All right, all right, let's see what we got here. Three star perfect deer says y' all complain about Ian too much. Y' all have no life.
Phil Labonte
Nobody we love Ian about Ian at all.
Ian Crossland
Maybe talking about the chat.
Tim Pool
Oh, Ian's. Ian's a coffee magnate.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Get that graphene dream. I love coffee. Well, I'm. I'm somewhat polarizing on purpose. I'm, like, just letting it fly on this generally conservative news show, and I'll come in here and talk about psychic powers.
Tim Pool
How is this show. How's this a conservative new show?
Ian Crossland
Well, the way we communicate is relatively conservative because we're on air. That's what I mean by it.
Tim Pool
What does that mean?
Ian Crossland
We don't say.
Chrissy Mayer
We're not saying the N word.
Ian Crossland
Yeah, we don't. We don't.
Chrissy Mayer
I'm holding back really nasty.
Tim Pool
Liberals do.
Ian Crossland
Well, we just not taking liberty with language. We're very concerned with our language and our behavior. Like, I'm not going to ripping my shirt.
Tim Pool
I'm not sure I got pause here. When you say it's a conservative news show, you know what you're saying?
Ian Crossland
I don't. That's. I don't want to. I don't. I'm not saying politically conservative. I'm just saying.
Tim Pool
Yeah. So clarify that because the insinuation of what you're saying. There's a. There's a. There's a colloquial understanding of what you just said.
Ian Crossland
That's funny. Well, what I mean is, of course, is that I think just the behavior in this room is relatively conservative for me in my life. I mean, it's the most conservative hour or two hours I spend usually in my. In a week. I'm smoking weed. Like, I'm a crazy party animal for the most part. But so I see how maybe I'm a little out of place for you.
Tim Pool
If you're watching implication that hanging out calmly is conservative, though being on air.
Ian Crossland
We have to be.
Tim Pool
You said that. You said this is conservative. The implication is that like, we're Ben Shapiro or like. Yeah, like the fact that if you were to hang out with your friends and you were just like talking about the news for a couple of hours while drinking some sodas, they'd be. Regardless of their views, it's a conservative hangout.
Ian Crossland
If it was.
Tim Pool
If we were like, do they got to get naked?
Ian Crossland
No, no. But if we weren't passing now.
Chrissy Mayer
Okay, Ian, I'm not doing the cleavage anymore.
Tim Pool
He noticed right away. He was sad.
Ian Crossland
That's what I walked.
Chrissy Mayer
I mean, unless we need more viewers, then I'll do what I need to do.
Ian Crossland
Yeah. Interesting point about the word conservative, because I don't want it to be dirty. Truly, like, if you're. If like, you know what? I'm not going to spend money tonight. You're being conservative.
Chrissy Mayer
Okay.
Ian Crossland
With your money. That way.
Chrissy Mayer
When you say this is a conservative news show, most people think like, you have like Christian concern, conservative or politically conservative values.
Ian Crossland
Interesting.
Tim Pool
Is actually a liberal show.
Ian Crossland
It is pretty relatively to like Ben Shapiro or other shows where, like, there are a lot of things you don't touch.
Tim Pool
I would, I would, I would argue that if you take wokeness and just don't consider it a real thing. This is a liberal talk show.
Ian Crossland
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
I mean, it's not a progressive talk.
Chrissy Mayer
Show, but it's for 1992.
Ian Crossland
I used to think I was real liberal because I grew up in a relatively conservative Northeast Ohio. And then I was like, you know, I think I'm a lot more conservative than I thought. I'm like, Christian ideals.
Tim Pool
Nobody. Nobody is wearing a suit here. Yeah, we're not. We're not dressed up and, like, proper professional level.
Ian Crossland
Because I was raised in a Christian environment, and I. I kind of just became the Christian ethos. Like, that's a big part of what I am, is I believe in that stuff. I feel like I'm a lot more. A lot more conservative than I. I realized on the grand scheme. Like, seeing people dyeing their hair blue and screaming about Elon Musk and crying about, like, that's so out of the. It's called mentally ill. That's true, too.
Phil Labonte
Remember, the Democrats are like, mostly mentally.
Ian Crossland
Ill. Socialism and all that. I don't know. I could. I can go on and on about this, but I'm realizing, you know, that it's. You know, I'm a lot more conservative than I ever thought I was. Like, I don't. I'm not into polygamy. I dated a girl that was a. Was into polygamy. I just wasn't. And like, you would think if I.
Chrissy Mayer
Was liberal for all that. Who has time for threesomes? Who wants to be with two people, not getting them off? It's all. It's all racket.
Ian Crossland
I think you might.
Phil Labonte
Racket, huh?
Ian Crossland
The idea is like a. Is like a cool idea, but it's not real. What I really want, you know, like, yeah, it would feel good, like, tickle, but it wouldn't be fulfilling, satisfying. And that's fair enough. That's a very conservative way to think monogamy.
Phil Labonte
You're very conservative because you don't want to bang hoes.
Ian Crossland
All right, so we have gone a conservative show. Being conservative up.
Tim Pool
Brad Peters says, I think we're witnessing the birth of a new political dynamic. The Republican Party is splitting and the Democrats are dying out. We've seen this before, but this one is especially chaotic. I agree. We talked about this before the election. Like, what happens if Democrats wins or Republican Republicans win? And the Democrats have been arguing. A couple years ago, the Republican Party was done. It was over. And this was largely when Trump was out of the spotlight. Now it's clearly the. The inverse. The Democrats don't exist. Anymore. And what's going to end up happening is there's going to be a left side of the Republican Party and a right side of the Republican Party. After Trump leaves, there's going to be a fight over who should represent the right. And you're going to have the liberal, the more liberal leaning wing of moderate types and then more staunchly conservative types. And I think what we'll end up seeing is there will be vitriol, but it's not going to be over wokeness. It's going to go back to the way things were probably in the 90s where people rolled their eyes, but at dinner they hung out, they had friends. Yeah, my friends are conservative. Yeah. But just don't talk to them about it. We'll go watch the game. I think it'll be things like that.
Ian Crossland
What were you saying?
Chrissy Mayer
Yeah, I feel like it'll settle into like Christian conservatives versus everybody else who's kind of in the middle, which is kind of how it was in the 90s.
Ian Crossland
That's what I was just thinking is that it'll be J.D. vance for sure. He'll be running. And then who, who are the other republic? Bobby Kennedy, maybe? He might just support Vance. A lot of those people in the administration might get behind Vance, but another Republican might step up and be like this, this obsessively conservative Christianity stuff is bizarre. Like you cannot, you know, this or that or abortion. Never.
Phil Labonte
There's a resurgence of, of Christian, you know, people that are Catholic and Christians and stuff. I don't think that it's enough to be a, even a significant plurality, you know, that are people that are really conservative Christians not say that they're not out there. But I think that, you know, part of the, the most part of the reason why there was a majority for Trump was because of the coalition that MAGA represented, not because there was enough people that said, oh, we're going to turn away from our sinful ways and become pious Christian people.
Chrissy Mayer
I think I was thinking more just like, how are the groups going to like settle out, like post Trump?
Ian Crossland
Yeah. What do you think is, who do you think is going to run against Vance, assuming that's he runs booty gang, but on the Republican side, maybe Tulsi?
Chrissy Mayer
I don't know.
Phil Labonte
No, I don't know.
Tim Pool
I don't know.
Phil Labonte
Pardon me.
Ian Crossland
I think Vivek's gonna be governor of Ohio.
Phil Labonte
Part of me thinks that it'll be that Donald Trump will be like, this is kind of my guy and there won't be a significant number of People that are going to be running. You know, I don't think that there'll be.
Tim Pool
I bet Rubio runs. Oh, that'd be cool.
Ian Crossland
Maybe Massey, maybe. I don't think Massey wants to, but people are going to be calling for him to run.
Tim Pool
He won't. I think Rubio would. And Rubio is going to be more of the neocon type. JD Vance is going to be more of the maga populist type and maybe it'll be Vance.
Ian Crossland
And they're both really loved in the party. That makes a lot of sense.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. So a lot of it's going to come down to where the funding goes.
Tim Pool
We will see, my friends, but we're gonna go to that uncensored call in show now. So smash the like button. Share the show. If you do like it, take the link and post it wherever you can. It really does help. You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast. Head over to rumble.com timcast irl for that uncensored members only call in show coming up in a few minutes. Chrissy, do you want to shout anything out?
Chrissy Mayer
Oh, yeah, I got a bunch of shows coming up. Go to chrissymayer.com for tickets and stay tuned. We've got some big things to announce. Maybe in a couple weeks.
Ian Crossland
I launched a website. I'm an affiliate with this company called Zencleanse where I did this intestinal cleanse. I talked about it last year. Life changing. Go to cleansewithian.com and I end up getting a cut like 15% or something of every sale that I make with these guys. But I believe in this product so much, I want to just tell people to get it. So this is just an opportunity to do both. But cleanse with ian.com. check it out. If you're into cleansing your body, there's just a million ways to talk about how cool it is. So there, there's that cleanse with you. And I also want to thank you. I'm very grateful for this opportunity, for you being here, for you supporting the show and everything. People like me, people like Phil, people like Chrissy.
Chrissy Mayer
Why don't you guys team up and you could do a cast brew coffee enema.
Ian Crossland
That would be awesome. Just get tubes and like chill on the couch. Like in the green room. Maybe we'll do that for a green room episode. Enemas. Yeah. Tim's nodding. Okay. I got him on.
Tim Pool
It was like, no.
Ian Crossland
Phil is nodding and saying no.
Phil Labonte
I'm Phil. That remains on Twix. I'm Phil. That remains official on Instagram. The band is all that remains. You can check out our new record, Antifragile. It came out in January. You can check it out on YouTube, Apple Music, Amazon Music, Spotify, Pandora, and Deezer. Don't forget the left lane is for crime.
Tim Pool
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Timcast IRL: Democrat Judge Blocks Deportation of Terrorist's Family, Trump Admin Baited Democrats
Release Date: June 5, 2025
Host: Tim Pool
Guests: Chrissy Mayer, Ian Crossland, Phil Labonte
The episode kicks off with Tim Pool engaging in a playful exchange with guests Ian Crossland and Phil Labonte, humorously promoting a T-Mobile offer. This segment sets a casual and engaging tone for the episode.
Overview:
Tim Pool delves into a controversial case where a Democrat-appointed judge in Colorado has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from deporting the family of a terrorist suspect involved in a firebombing attack.
Key Points:
Judge's Decision: The judge cited the need for "adequate process" (not explicitly "due process") as a reason to block deportation, questioning the sufficiency of the Trump administration's justification based on national security.
Tim Pool [01:00]: "A Democrat judge is appointed by Joe Biden has blocked the deportation of the Colorado terrorists, saying that there must be adequate process."
(01:00)
Terrorist's Actions: New video footage purportedly shows the attacker engaging in violent behavior during a protest, raising concerns about national security threats posed by his family.
Tim Pool [08:07]: "He's got a family here. Apparently, he was waiting until his last child graduated so he could make this attack."
(08:07)
Voting and Influence: The judge's decision is seen as influenced by Democratic ideology, which Tim suggests may be a deliberate baiting strategy by the Trump administration to create political strife.
Tim Pool [09:19]: "If you're going to stand up and defend a dude's family who had just committed a terrorist attack, you're going to screw more Democrats worse than they are."
(09:19)
Policy Implications: Discussion centers on the rationale for deporting the entire family based on the suspect's actions, emphasizing that visas can be revoked at any time for national security reasons.
Tim Pool [12:34]: "You have to say something cool."
(12:34)
Phil Labonte [12:44]: "Yeah, yeah, I... they're here, but it's just general."
(12:44)
Overview:
The conversation shifts to a viral incident involving Dave Portnoy, CEO of Barstool Sports, who was caught in a heated argument with an employee over jokes about Jews.
Key Points:
The Argument: Portnoy is seen aggressively confronting an employee, demanding that Jewish jokes not result in prison time and threatening the employee's job.
Dave Portnoy [38:20]: "You cannot make jokes about Jews."
(38:20)
Response and Analysis: The hosts critique Portnoy's leadership style, suggesting his outburst is driven by business concerns, particularly the loss of advertising contracts due to offensive employee actions.
Tim Pool [48:49]: "Dave should have embraced this by being like, do you know what? These Jew jokes are holocausting me."
(48:49)
Cancel Culture: Discussion highlights how Portnoy's reaction is a manifestation of cancel culture's impact on businesses, where offensive actions by employees can lead to significant financial repercussions.
Phil Labonte [39:42]: "I'm Phil. That remains official on Instagram."
(39:42)
A. Karine Jean Pierre Leaves the Democratic Party [52:21 - 53:28]
Announcement: Karine Jean Pierre, former White House Press Secretary, has announced her departure from the Democratic Party.
Tim Pool [52:21]: "She’s been vague about why she no longer identifies as a Democrat."
(52:21)
Implications: This move is interpreted as a reflection of deeper fractures within the party, signaling possible shifts in political dynamics.
B. Chinese Nationals and Agro-Terrorism [09:19 - 12:34]
Incident: Two Chinese nationals are accused of attempting to smuggle fungus intended to destroy U.S. wheat and grain crops, termed as agro-terrorism.
Phil Labonte [07:02]: "I'm the lead singer of All That Remains. I'm an anti-communist and a counter-revolutionary."
(07:02)
C. Trump's Rising Approval and New Travel Ban [18:30 - 29:37]
Approval Ratings: Donald Trump's approval ratings are reportedly higher than those of Barack Obama and George W. Bush at the same point in their terms.
Tim Pool [18:30]: "Donald Trump's approval rating is really, really good."
(18:30)
New Travel Ban: President Trump has signed a travel ban restricting entry from 19 countries, citing national security concerns.
Tim Pool [18:50]: "President Trump is banning visitors from 12 countries from entering the U.S. and partially restricting access from seven other nations."
(18:50)
Phil Labonte [20:46]: "They all sound awesome."
(20:46)
Critique: The hosts question the rationale behind including seemingly unrelated or less prominent countries in the ban, suggesting possible underlying motives.
Tim Pool [26:30]: "They call it the Slave Coast."
(26:30)
Phil Labonte [26:56]: "Yeah, exactly."
(26:56)
Overview:
The hosts extensively critique mainstream media outlets, particularly MSNBC, for their focus on repetitious and non-substantive content centered around Donald Trump, arguing that it reflects a broader trend of leveraging fear and divisive narratives for viewership.
Key Points:
MSNBC Reboots and Content: Tim Pool highlights how MSNBC is inundating viewers with low-quality reboots and superficial content, such as remastered old shows and AI-generated media, failing to engage younger audiences.
Tim Pool [60:03]: "MSNBC is the exact same thing. It's not even news."
(60:03)
Advertising and Business Pressures: Discussion emphasizes how media companies prioritize advertiser relationships over genuine content quality, leading to repetitive narratives that serve corporate interests rather than informing the public.
Tim Pool [48:49]: "Companies that have advertisements are probably going morality clause. We're going to cancel our 10 million dollar contract with you guys because of what your employees."
(48:49)
Impact on Public Discourse: The hosts argue that cancel culture and media sensationalism are stifling meaningful political discourse, reducing complex issues to oversimplified and polarizing soundbites.
Tim Pool [61:21]: "The omnibus bill is bad, but it is largely status quo. So I cringe at it. But we do this every couple of years."
(61:21)
A. Saharan Dust Storm and Geostorm [81:01 - 89:37]
Saharan Dust Plume: A massive cloud of Saharan dust is projected to sweep across the southeastern United States, impacting air quality and weather patterns.
Tim Pool [82:04]: "A massive cloud of Saharan dust is about to sweep across the southeastern United States."
(82:04)
Environmental Impact: The dust can suppress hurricanes by stabilizing the atmosphere but also poses health risks for individuals with respiratory conditions.
Tim Pool [82:46]: "While it can pose serious health risks for people with asthma, allergies or respiratory conditions."
(82:46)
Public Reaction: The hosts discuss the likelihood of increased attention to environmental phenomena and the potential for misinformation, such as mistaking dust storms for celestial objects.
Tim Pool [84:06]: "They literally were making the Holocaust joke."
(84:06)
B. Terraforming the Sahara [86:06 - 93:35]
Debate on Sahara Transformation: The hosts explore hypothetical ideas on how to reverse desertification in the Sahara, including drilling for underground water, constructing pipelines, and large-scale environmental engineering projects.
Ian Crossland [86:03]: "Why don't we just nuke the Sahara? That'll do something, right?"
(86:03)
Feasibility and Cost: Discussion includes the immense financial and logistical challenges of such projects, with estimates ranging into the trillions of dollars and questions about the practicality of diverting sand back into the ocean.
Tim Pool [90:06]: "Chat GPT gave me a breakdown. It says a pipeline would cost between 60 and $120 billion."
(90:06)
Speculative Solutions: Ideas like using drones for water transport or geopolitical shifts impacting desert regions are mentioned, though largely dismissed as impractical or overly ambitious.
Chrissy Mayer [84:28]: "Build the wall, make the dust pay for it."
(84:28)
Overview:
The hosts examine the entertainment industry's pivot towards reboots and nostalgia-driven content, arguing that this trend is driven by demographic shifts favoring millennials over younger generations like Gen Z and Gen Alpha.
Key Points:
Reboots vs. New Content: Observations that new series such as "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," "Goosebumps," and "Animaniacs" are being remastered and relaunched to cater to a nostalgic millennial audience rather than developing fresh content for younger viewers.
Tim Pool [94:00]: "The entertainment industry products that come from this. Trying to pander to millennials instead of children."
(94:00)
Economic Drivers: The shift is attributed to millennials having more disposable income and purchasing power compared to Gen Z and the smaller Gen Alpha cohort, making nostalgia a lucrative market.
Tim Pool [99:00]: "They’re making Malcolm in the Middle again. They’re making King of the Hill again."
(99:00)
Impact on Media Consumption: The trend towards reboots is seen as evidence of the industry's reliance on established brands to ensure profitability, reflecting a lack of investment in new, innovative content.
Tim Pool [101:05]: "What does that mean? Where's the money? Millennials. So what are we getting reboots of old stuff from the 90s over and over and over again?"
(101:05)
Overview:
The episode wraps up with final thoughts on the discussed topics, promotions for upcoming segments, and encouragement for audience engagement through platforms like Rumble and Discord.
Key Points:
Future Political Dynamics: Speculation on the Republican Party's future post-Trump, anticipating a split between populist and traditional conservative factions.
Tim Pool [120:03]: "The Republican Party is splitting and the Democrats are dying out."
(120:03)
Audience Engagement: Promotion of the show's presence on Rumble, Discord, and upcoming events, urging listeners to join and participate in the community.
Tim Pool [121:05]: "Join us @rumble.com Timcast IRL for that uncensored members only call-in show."
(121:05)
Final Remarks: Lighthearted banter continues as the guests and host interact, maintaining an informal and engaging atmosphere until the episode concludes.
Tim Pool on Deportation Case [01:00]:
"A Democrat judge is appointed by Joe Biden has blocked the deportation of the Colorado terrorists, saying that there must be adequate process."
Phil Labonte on Judicial Influence [08:35]:
"It's constant now. It's almost a guarantee that whatever the administration does, some judge somewhere is gonna stick their nose in and say, no, you can't do that."
Ian Crossland on Party Dynamics [53:02]:
"It feels like mitosis. Like the Republican Party expanded and now is splitting in half."
Tim Pool on Media Content [60:03]:
"MSNBC is the exact same thing. It's not even news."
Chrissy Mayer on Political Shifts [115:42]:
"Most people think like, you have like Christian concern, conservative or politically conservative values."
This episode of Timcast IRL provides a fervent critique of current political and cultural dynamics in the United States. Tim Pool and his guests explore the implications of judicial decisions on deportation, the pervasive influence of cancel culture within media and business, and the shifting landscape of political parties. Additionally, they touch upon environmental concerns and the entertainment industry's reliance on nostalgia to drive profitability. Throughout the episode, notable quotes and in-depth discussions offer listeners a comprehensive analysis of the intersection between politics, culture, and media.
For those interested in uncensored and independent perspectives on today's most pressing issues, Timcast IRL continues to deliver sharp insights and engaging conversations.