B (4:31)

They won't.

C (4:32)

They won't do politics. Like if you wanted to make a picture of Trump, order McDonald's it would.

B (4:37)

Be like, I can't do that.

C (4:37)

I'm sorry, I don't want to get involved in politics.

B (4:40)

It'll do it.

C (4:41)

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A (4:56)

Welcome back. Do I sound like Tim enough? No. Welcome back, guys. So excited to get into all these stories with our special and unspecial guests joining us this evening. Actual Justice Warrior, not a fake one. Sean is here.

D (5:10)

Oh, thank you for having me. I appreciate it. I can't believe they're actually letting you host the show.

A (5:15)

I know.

D (5:15)

I thought Tim was here when he was reading the ad. I don't. I don't know how that works.

A (5:18)

I know. I don't know why they let me host either. All right, Good to have you.

D (5:22)

Oh, thank you. I'm happy to be here.

C (5:24)

Who are you?

B (5:24)

What do you do?

D (5:25)

Oh, I'm a youtuber@YouTube.com and I make videos on criminal justice and right wing stuff. And I'm about to hit 500,000 subscribers. So go subscribe.

A (5:35)

Yes. Everybody subscribe now.

E (5:37)

Actual justice warrior on YouTube.

F (5:38)

Yes.

E (5:39)

I'm a freak, if you didn't know. Check it at Ian Crossing. You're gonna get it one click at a time, one step forward. Follow me everywhere on the Internet and get it.

F (5:49)

Also, before I go, before I go.

E (5:51)

I just want to shout out this animal over to my right, Sean Frasik. If you haven't met him before, this guy.

B (5:56)

How do. How do I follow that? Producer Sean is holding it down for Tate Brown. We were talking about Tim's anniversary and the first anniversary is wood. So Tim's giving his wife wood right now.

A (6:07)

Wow. I hope he sends videos later maybe.

D (6:10)

Hello, everybody.

F (6:11)

My name is Philip Monte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band all that Remains. I'm an anti communist and a counter revolutionary. Make sure you smash the like button. Share the show with all of your friends. Go to timcast.com, sign up, join the Discord and head on over to rumble.com become a member so you can join our after show. Let's get into it.

A (6:28)

Yes, let's get into it.

B (6:30)

Woo.

A (6:31)

I know the groundhog saw his shadow. It's going to be six more weeks of winter, but guess what borders are. Tim Holm. Tim. Tom Holman says 700 ICE and CBP officers are leaving Minneapolis, which I know is probably going to make leftists excited because to them it's going to seem like a win. But the reduction is a significant scaling back of the Department of Homeland Security's presence in Minnesota. And it comes after two US Citizens were fatally shot, which sucks. But it seems that the local police are. You're like, debatable. It seems like the local police are, are working with us to, to kind of like stop the illegals. So that will necessitate the taking away of these, of these ICE peoples. President Donald Trump's borders are. Tom Holman said Wednesday that 700 Immigration and Border agents are departing the Minneapolis area after weeks of violent confrontations and the fatal shootings of the two US Citizens. Homan said the departing group includes agents and officers from Immigration and Customs Enforcement as well as Customs and Border Protection. The withdrawal shrinks the federal footprint from about 3,000 agents to 2,300. Now, I'm no size queen, but that's still a good amount to keep there. Ian? Yeah, Chrissy, what are your thoughts on this? I know you're a free spirit.

E (7:52)

Yeah, I'm pretty free. You know, I think this is a, a political win for both sides if you play the left right game. The they talked. Jesse Waters had Tim on. I think it was a week ago. Jesse Waters and said we need to de escalate. It's the media. Was that last week?

D (8:07)

Yep.

E (8:08)

Media's role is to de escalate this stuff. We have to. And that's really a deep sentiment at most corporate headquarters right now in the media. This makes ICE look like a good guys to the left because they're pulling troops out of Minneapolis. Giving them their autonomy back makes people, you know, it makes the Minneapolis government look good to people on the right because now they're acknowledging they're gonna use local cops to hold these illegal immigrants and then pass them off. They're going to work with ice. So I think it's great. I mean, great.

B (8:33)

Yeah.

E (8:34)

Relative to what outcomes we could have saw. Great.

B (8:36)

I agree with Tim. I think from a PR standpoint, I think this is a win for the conservatives. And yes, obviously the left is going to use it as a PR win for them as well. But I do think it gets us away from the overall goal of just getting all the illegal immigrants out. You know, like we're talking about criminals in this when we should be talking about how do we get them out. And the one thing I do like about the left, these, these, these stop. What was it?

A (9:01)

The, the stop. Ice.

B (9:03)

Yeah, the stuff. No, no, like with the checkpoints, the check. Why aren't we doing that on our side? Why, why isn't the government just doing these checkpoints? Like, you know, if they're illegal, get them out.

A (9:14)

Like, like wouldn't there be like a, like a Mexican breathalyzer? You just blow into it and it tells you if you are legal or not.

B (9:21)

Yeah. Somalian or whatever.

E (9:22)

Yeah.

B (9:23)

But you know their tactics, like, it's kind of craz. Why aren't we using that tactic?

F (9:28)

Okay, that's a terrible idea to just stop. Have like everyone that goes through a toll booth going across the George Washington has to provide their papers to prove that they're an American citizen. What are you saying? Listen, I have the most far right opinion on immigration here. Maybe Tate.

E (9:46)

Right.

F (9:46)

I think there should be a moratorium on immigration for 10 years. And I think every illegal should be deported. Right. However we can get them to leave, whether they self deport or whatever. And even I think that is batshit insane.

B (9:58)

Oh, that's great. I mean, why though? It's working for the left. It worked for them from a PR stand.

F (10:03)

No, it's not working for the left. They're taking those things down.

B (10:06)

I love it.

D (10:07)

Yeah.

B (10:07)

Debate.

D (10:08)

This is actually a loss for the left. Like they're, they're like ramping it up as a PR victory because it's a drawdown. But there were 80 ICE agents prior to the Homeland Security surge. There's now still 2300. So there's still a lot of ICE agents there. They ended up getting the concession, which is what Tom Holman said he wanted to day one of the Trump administration, which was to be able to pick up these people who have committed crimes from jails, not just prisons. Like before, they would only release from prisons after they served their sentence. Now you get popped for a basic arrest and you're an illegal alien. They're going to inform ice. They're going to get you. So that's a huge win. The barricades that we're seeing these random like antifa losers set up all over Minneapolis, those are also coming down, at least according to Holman in the press conference that he had. So what does the left actually get except for like the semblance of achieving something? Because that's all they want. Well, they want ICE out and they want all the illegals to be like free to run around and Somalis to not watch your kids, but like back to their daycare. But like they really did lose on every regard. If this holds because it takes the wind out of their protest movement, you end up with still a lot of ICE agents there. The checkpoints and all the nonsense that the protesters are doing, the, the local police are actually going to break that up. That's this is pretty much everything that we could ask for, and all it cost was 700 agents that honestly maybe didn't even really need to be in Minneapolis in the first place.

A (11:31)

Need a vacation at this point.

F (11:33)

And Chrissy, you said that that's what they want, as in the protesters want. And they don't just want this to stop. Right. The point of this is to get people like, Petty and like Renee Good. So that way they can use them as martyrs. They need to have, but they're not.

A (11:49)

Attractive enough to be on murals.

F (11:53)

George Floyd was right, but there were plenty of murals. The point that I'm making, though, is this is all about creating a situation where they can say, look how authoritarian Donald Trump is. Look how terrible isis. It's this Gestapo. Look, the Nazis are back, blah, blah, blah. They're doing everything they can to drum up the left. So the point isn't to get. The point is has nothing to do with actual illegal immigrants. The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution. The point is to drum up resistance to Donald Trump and to convince people that there is a massive authoritarian, fascist government that's coming for your rights. Remember, they love to point out that these, the two people that were killed, they're American citizens, and they were just there exercising their First Amendment rights, which is total right. The whole from top to bottom, that narrative is a lie. So I, I, I just wanted to push back on the idea that they just want them to stop, because it's not even about the immigrants. It's about pushing the narrative.

A (12:48)

I could see how certain leftists would go, oh, well, they're scaling back in agents, so this is a win. They're, they're taking some ICE agents away. So it's a small win. I' some people, but I got to.

D (12:58)

Push back on you guys saying that George Floyd was not a stud. If you've seen his lengthy movie career, okay, the man was definitely.

B (13:04)

He made a very serious point, and now he's talking about how hot George Floyd is.

A (13:08)

Okay.

B (13:10)

From a. Yeah. From the left standpoint, okay, what's a win? I really don't care. From the left standpoint, what's a win? From the right standpoint, People are talking about getting the illegals out. How are we getting the illegals out? Like, you know, taking ICE agents out of Minneapolis. How does this look like a win to the right? Like, and, you know, Phil, I take your point on the checkpoints, but, like, if you just did it once in that city and you get them all.

F (13:33)

Out at that point, CBP can stop people within 100 miles of the coast or any border in the US that covers something like 85% of the American population.

D (13:41)

Right.

F (13:42)

If you're in Chicago, you're on Lake Michigan, you're close enough where they can go ahead and pull you out of the car if they want to. So. And look, spending a lot of time on the road, on tour, there have been multiple times where the CBP has pulled our bus over and like, hey, what's going on in here?

A (13:55)

Just checking to make sure you're all white. All right, have a nice day.

F (13:58)

Well, that's the long and short of it.

E (13:59)

Yeah.

F (13:59)

You know, but that's. So that's a normal part of the process, like, or that's normal process in the United States, having checkpoints on the road where you're stopping people. People aren't going to fall, aren't going to go for that. And that will be a win for the left because again, they're looking for that narrative of, oh, it's fascist.

B (14:16)

And I agree with you, but I think there's a lot of people on the right that are saying, I wish he was like 10% of the fascist authoritarian that the left says he is.

D (14:24)

But this is. It's more efficient to pick up the illegal immigrants from the jail.

A (14:29)

Broken window system.

D (14:30)

This is what Tom Holman wanted from the jump. Again, go back to day one of term two of Trump's administration. He's like, if you don't do this, then we're going to do the raids. So they did the raids in Minneapolis. Then they ended up backing down in this way. And now we're going to get the immigrants from the jails, which is what they want in the first place. And there's still 2300 ICE agents to do raids. There was 80 under the Biden administration. Like, this is a huge win. Like, people should just take it. The left gets their PR when that's also good. We need to de escalate all the craziness that's around this immigration issue so that we don't get more people sent out to sacrifice themselves, like Renee Goode or what's his name. Pretty.

B (15:08)

Yeah.

A (15:09)

Who was not very pretty. We all saw the unedited, so they.

B (15:12)

Had to make them pretty.

E (15:13)

What if we had instead of checkpoints, government checkpoints, to check and see if you're legal or you have. Right. Think I look at. This is going to be great. So you don't have to stop. They just buzz your. Your biometrics and they know that's good. Are you thinking bad thoughts?

F (15:26)

And we can't even get even get Congress to pass a voter ID law. You think we're going to get Congress to pass a law that says everybody has to have an easy pass in their car that proves that they're a citizen?

E (15:36)

What if they just scan your license, your new license that has all your data?

F (15:39)

Again, you can't even. There's arguments against getting voter id. Any kind of ID stuff is not.

E (15:45)

Happening because real id, man, we can't get.

A (15:48)

Just stop people, ask them to stuff like that.

F (15:50)

Doesn't change the fundamental part of my argument, which is we cannot get Congress to pass a voter ID law.

A (15:56)

True.

F (15:57)

Any. Any laws about ID or any kind of RF thing for your car. That's not happening.

E (16:03)

I didn't say pass law.

A (16:04)

True. And would that be a slippery slope to like something like a vaccine pass.

E (16:08)

That's why I'm heavily sarcastic.

B (16:10)

If you didn't know.

E (16:11)

Don't do what I'm saying.

A (16:12)

Don't do that.

B (16:12)

I'm going to. I'm going to do the hypothetical because Tim has been saying this, you know, all last week. Like, the right doesn't know how to play the left's games. Right. Where is the right coalition out there with checkpoints checking people's IDs and if they are illegal, handing them over to ICE? Like, this is. The point I'm making is like, the left is so much more efficient at doing the things that the right actually want.

E (16:35)

Efficiency isn't always good. Like, the Nazis were efficient at what.

A (16:38)

They were doing and well dressed.

B (16:39)

Okay, well, let's. We'll get into that in a member.

E (16:42)

We'll be efficient like the Germans.

B (16:43)

I'm like, but it's just crazy because the right can't play the games that the left play.

D (16:48)

It's also like, the immigration issue is also a legal immigration issue that I think we need to address because I'm so sick of these legal immigrants, like, always talking about how they did it the right way. Like, we don't want a bunch of people in our country that are just good at paperwork. Like, that's so annoying. Like, honestly, I'd rather have renegade Somalis that are marrying their brother in this country because they're real rebels. And that's how they get into this nation.

F (17:10)

That.

D (17:11)

That's the foundation of this nation instead of all these nerds and geeks that are like, oh, I filed the paperwork.

A (17:18)

With 68 IQ coming in.

D (17:20)

Listen, like, they can't spell learning, but you know what they can sure. Scam the Minnesota Tax doing their own paperwork.

F (17:27)

No, there's a, there's a total, there's a whole administration that's going to help them. And Sean, to your point about the, the left and the right, part of the reason why the right can't use the same tactics that the left can use is because the right doesn't have the same goals.

D (17:39)

Right?

F (17:39)

You can't just be like, well, they're effective and they're going, they're going this way, so we're going to do the same thing to get to this other place. You have a different goal in mind, so you can't use the same tactics. Like if you're like going, if one person's going to McDonald's and the other person's going to Burger King, and you're just like, we're going to go to McDonald's, we're just going to take the shorter route. And, and you're gonna, you're not gonna end up where you want to be.

B (17:58)

Right, but the goal is to get the illegals out. And, and the legals.

F (18:02)

Yeah, that's, that's why.

B (18:03)

And the, and the. Sure.

D (18:04)

Especially the ones that talk about.

F (18:06)

But, but to your, to your point, the goal is to get the, the illegals out. That's why things like the $2,600 self deportation stuff, buying them a ticket, you should go after the people that employ them. You should make that, you should go after people that rent to illegals. Those kind of things are actually effective because you want to make it as difficult for them to live here as possible. That's way more effective than trying to go out and check people's papers, make it hard for them to exist in the society that'll get people to leave. Making it, you know, putting up checkpoints and trying to go door to door and be like, hey, are you, are you illegal? That's just going to give more fuel to the left and it's going to have people say, no, no, no, I can't deal with this anymore because people are already a little bit squishy on getting rid of them. And this is a, this is a 75% issue. You know, like 75% of America want illegal aliens to leave. They want them out. They want to deported people. If you go ahead and start knocking on doors and saying, look, we want to check to make sure everybody here, you're going to see that 75% drop down to 25%.

B (19:04)

Yeah, and I'm with you. I think you've made this point many Times. As far as going after the people that are employing the illegals, I agree 100%, but I don't think arresting them is the answer. I think those that are employing illegal immigrants should also be deported to those countries that they are employing the illegal immigrant.

F (19:21)

Just take their property.

B (19:22)

Just, well, take the property and send them to Somalia. You want to shut it down? Like, that's a real, real punishment, like going to jail. It's like, oh, I'm going to get bailed out. But if you get sent to Somalia.

F (19:33)

No, no, no. I mean, you can go to prison, not jail, and there's a difference. But, but like losing the business, right? So you've got a trucking business and you've got, you know, $20 million worth of equipment that you own and you own a building and blah, blah, blah. If you hire illegals, then you lose your business. Yes, that will be the strongest disincentive that I can think of.

D (19:53)

Yeah.

B (19:53)

I just don't think jail's painful enough, especially for the, the business owners that are doing this because they know they're hiring.

F (19:59)

Jail's not. Prison is. Jail's less than a year. You send someone up, you put someone up the river for a decade, and that'll change minds real quick.

B (20:06)

You send them to Somalia.

D (20:07)

We don't need to destroy the productive capacity of people who run businesses. If you hire illegals, then what you should do is face fines and whatnot. And by the way, you should also be fined. The difference between whatever wage you're paying them and the standard wage for an American. You want to remove the financial incentive for people to do this. Also, like, we can do E Verified. Like, that's a system that put in place that you can try to, like, weed some of this stuff out. Like, it's not that. It doesn't have to be that crazy that you're sending, like, you know, people over to, to Somalia.

B (20:35)

I'm just saying you do it once or twice. We know, you know, a business owner, like, gets kicked out and sent to Thailand or Mexico or whatever, and they have to live there for the rest of their life.

F (20:43)

This is all going to be fixed in five years anyways, because Optimus is going to be available for 25, $30,000, and that's cheaper than any you can pay any illegal anyways.

B (20:52)

Fair. Fair. I can't wait.

A (20:54)

What is that?

E (20:55)

When people have the illegal optimist robots is when it's the big problem.

F (20:58)

The Tesla robot is your.

A (20:59)

Oh, gosh, the one that's good. Well, they show the Video. It's going to help the old people. It's going to help the people cross the street and wipe the old people's butts. And it's like, they say that, but until it like takes over.

E (21:10)

What if I can't wait? What if I order my Optimus from Mexico and it illegally crosses the border into the United States?

B (21:16)

No, what I actually thought would be better is like giving the Optimus robots full citizenship while like deporting all the illegals out at the same time. And they're like at the border crying.

A (21:27)

An Optimus mariachi band and they don't know when to stop playing.

B (21:30)

Yeah, yeah. I can't wait for the robots. Ian, I know you're making jokes, but.

E (21:33)

No, I'm really looking forward to.

B (21:35)

I can't wait. Really, I can't wait.

A (21:37)

Because you're gonna like speak their language and befriend them.

E (21:41)

I'm gonna plug in and command them. Yeah, but the danger of one of them going rogue and killing a bunch of people is so prevalent now. How could you trust your little baby around a robot nanny that has.

A (21:50)

You can't trust them around a dog.

B (21:53)

Yeah, but, but I mean, I'm just saying like the robots, we're not going to need home and we're not going to need border patrol in Minneapolis. We're not going to need. You know what I mean?

A (22:00)

Like the robots will know what to do.

E (22:02)

Stand their 23 meet DNA from a distance with like a, like a sonar, like these Doppler radar tech that they.

A (22:08)

Use to robots measuring head circumference.

F (22:12)

There's, there's, there' already 1.1 million Teslas. With full self driving on the road today, robots are not going to just take over because if they, if they were going to just start killing people, you'd have already seen it with the Teslas that can drive because those are robots. Don't make any mistake about it. Like a full self driving Tesla is.

D (22:31)

A robot, but it only takes two robots, like two androids to like wipe out almost all of humanity. Then we have to send somebody back in time. You know, it's like a whole thing.

F (22:39)

To deal with this. It takes one really good AI Skynet.

B (22:42)

With one really good AI naked.

E (22:45)

Was it directive 535 where the, the emperor issues all the, all the.

D (22:49)

Order 66.

E (22:50)

Order 66. When that happens with all the robots and they're like order 66 and that's what they'll call it because these people are psychopaths.

F (22:57)

Those were clones.

E (22:59)

Okay, then we're gonna Be all right.

A (23:00)

Okay, yeah, same thing.

F (23:02)

No, they're not.

E (23:03)

You could clone yourself.

A (23:04)

Okay, nerds.

E (23:07)

When you clone, you take the nucleus.

C (23:09)

Out of a cell and then you.

E (23:10)

Inject the cloned nucleus into it.

B (23:12)

I know the chat's absolutely going nuts because there's nothing to do with the actual story, but let's move on to civil war.

A (23:18)

No, Billy. This I love so, so much. Don't we always love seeing celebrities get their ass handed to them? Reporter puts Billie Eilish's stolen land Grammys rant to the Test at her $3 million home. Let us in, please. A cheeky reporter visited Billie Eilish's $3 million Louisiana mansion and asked to be let in days after her stolen land comment at the Grammys, only to be met by a massive locked fence surrounding the property. Video shows. Billy, let us in, please. Billy, we are here because this is stolen land. GB news reporter Ben Leo pleaded outside the pop star's home. Let's see. Should we watch that video?

B (23:59)

What a patriot, dude. Even though he's from England. Well, you can be a patriot. Oh, he can't. You can't.

E (24:06)

Well, the.

B (24:07)

The joke was he shows up, he's knocking on the gate.

A (24:09)

Something's taking a long time to load.

B (24:11)

Yeah.

A (24:12)

All right.

B (24:13)

I do. I have a genuine question for the panel. Who is Billie Eilish and what does she do?

A (24:18)

She is a pop star who is on a number of SSRIs. Like, her eyes are permanently. Like there's space at the bottom between, like the eyeball and the. And the eyelid that I.

B (24:28)

So she's a singer.

A (24:29)

Is distracting. Yeah, she's a singer.

E (24:31)

She has a song about five years.

F (24:33)

Ago that was like.

B (24:36)

Remember that copyright.

A (24:38)

We're about to get copyright struck.

E (24:39)

It had a good beat.

A (24:40)

Are you mousing or am I mousing? Okay.

D (24:42)

She also dresses frumpy. Like that's part of her shtick, right?

B (24:45)

She was a they. Them for a long time.

A (24:46)

She used to have lime green roots for a long time. And now she's gone. Her acceptance speech at the Grammys went viral. Billie Eilish raised a few eyebrows with a political statement. She claimed that there are no illegal people on stolen land. Which was like she thought her mic drop moment. And she was referencing the oh so recent colonization of the US and reminding everybody who the actual immigrants are, which is hilarious. And now she seemed to forgot that her. Her own 3 million dollar mansion is built on the ancestral land of the Tongva tribe. Tongva? Never heard of them.

D (25:23)

Sounds made up.

A (25:24)

Yeah. Are they Even on tick tock, she didn't ask permission. She has allegedly never paid them a penny for the pleasure of living on their home ground. Since her statement, an LA based law firm has offered to serve her an eviction notice as she is living on their stolen land. And here is Sinai Law Firm for immediate release. Sinai Law Firm is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her Los Angeles home on a pro bono basis on behalf of the Tongva tribe. Sinai Law Firm is the premier eviction firm in the country. Wow. They should, we should get, get them as a sponsor.

F (25:54)

I just want to point out that California was acquired by the treaty of Guadalupe. Guadalupe Hidalgo. I don't speak Spanish. Pardon me? For 15 million bucks, that's my maid's name. So it was, it was purchased, it wasn't stolen. Like Mexico lost it in a war.

A (26:10)

How do you lose a whole state?

F (26:12)

I mean, they lost more than one state, but you lose by getting your butt kicked in a war.

B (26:16)

But they have a really big opportunity here to set precedent, I mean, you know, for California. They, they can literally side with this tribe and take away her land, which is essentially what the end goal of WOKE is anyways. To steal people's properties. California reparations. Yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah, California reparations. I mean, what do you guys think? Do you think, you know, the judge will side in favor of the tribe here if it goes.

A (26:40)

I mean, it's a California judge.

D (26:42)

Yeah.

A (26:43)

I could see them. Yeah. Taking a stand and be like, well, you know, yeah, we should give it an opportunity to. They're gonna side with the minority. Right. Whoever's less white.

D (26:52)

So, I mean, look, this is like, obviously it's a show thing. Like you're gonna do the eviction notice, you're trying to grab a headline for your law firm. So we all know it's not going to really turn into a court thing. But that being said, like, you know, we, we got this, we got this land from Mexico, we bought it, we paid for it, it's legit, it's ours. But the thing is, is like the Mexican people, they're colonizers too. Like they don't speak Spanish because that was developed independently in Latin America. That comes from Spanish colonizers, also known as conquerors. Like, this is the rule of conquest. You win land over time. This tribe that I never heard of, that they don't even name sports teams after, like they beat other tribes in order to get that territory before them. So this whole idea is ridiculous. Yeah. So like, you know, Billie Eilish is an idiot for saying this. And if she wants to actually believe it, you know, if you're going to do a land acknowledgment, give up the land. Like that's the only like thing to do. Don't just say it as a virtue signal. But we all know nothing's going to come of this.

A (27:51)

But wouldn't that be a great example to set for all the other celebrities?

B (27:55)

This is what I'm saying. Like they really have an opportunity here to set precedent.

D (27:59)

Like legally.

B (27:59)

Like, I mean what's her out here.

E (28:02)

Then say nothing forever about it and hope it just disappears.

D (28:06)

But it won't.

A (28:08)

I want to keep talking about. Depends on your shirt. Yeah.

C (28:10)

So the guy that went to her.

E (28:11)

House obviously did not trespass. That would be the, that would be what the story is all about. But if he had and he said how can this be illegal if it's on stolen land? There aren't no one is illegal on. There is no trespassing if this is stolen land. But apparently then they'd be like, no, the land wasn't stolen.

B (28:27)

But what's her out? Like what you just ignore it, Move.

F (28:30)

On to whatever the next topic is.

D (28:31)

Her out is a really big fence. Like she has a really big fence to keep all these people out of her property. So like when you have a really big fence, you could say hypocritical things and just hide behind your border while saying that the world should be borderless. They're just imaginary lines on paper until you enter her property rights where armed guards will swarm you and a better police response than you're going to get in worse areas of LA will immediately surge and descend upon you. Like there's. It's all a virtue signal. Like it was meant for that moment on stage. There's not going to be any follow up. If there is, she's going to do like, oh, I donated to the sad Native Americans crying over littering or whatever foundation.

A (29:10)

But she just started, which is money laundering back to herself.

E (29:14)

Maybe she should donate to the Tunguska tribe. That's not what they're called. Are they Tonga tribe? Yeah, donate like a hundred thousand dollars to the Tonka TR tribe.

B (29:22)

Yeah, that was Tim's take. Like offering maybe a hundred thousand dollars. Being like, hey, sorry, it's stolen land. Give him a little bit.

A (29:29)

Yeah, go get yourself something to eat. Yeah, have a couple drinks on me.

B (29:33)

Right.

E (29:33)

But the land's mind, I'm keeping it. Yeah, something like that.

D (29:36)

And hopefully she doesn't bury her dog in the Backyard. Because you know it's going to come back to life.

B (29:40)

That is fair.

E (29:41)

That's like a Native American thing.

F (29:42)

Yeah, that cemetery thing.

A (29:45)

Although this was, you know, there was a tongue in cheek moment, but they also reassured everybody. Not only were they teasing, but using a phrase like stolen land has meaning and actual implications in the real world. Both Santa Monica and West Hollywood city council meetings. Sorry, I can read. Both Santa Monica and West Hollywood city council meetings each start with land acknowledgments. I can't believe that. That they are sitting on stolen land. It's both empty virtue signaling and used as a weapon at the same time. It's empty because no elected official is giving the land back to the Tongva. Just like Billie Eilish is not going to get evicted, nor will she give her house back.

B (30:20)

Yeah, all they wanted was the shout out. They were like, hey, if you're going to mention us, you know, like, mention our names. That was like their biggest concern.

E (30:26)

I got a lot of goodwill towards the Tongva tribe right now.

D (30:29)

Do you think the Turks, like, ever, when they're in Istanbul, like, acknowledge that it used to be Constantinople? Ever, like.

B (30:37)

Nobody in the song. It was.

D (30:39)

Yeah, Animaniacs. But once. Once the capital of the Byzantine Empire is, like, now 0.2% Christian. Do you think they have Turkish officials out there doing that? No, absolutely not. Every other group that is in a majority white nation does not concern themselves with this absolute nonsense. Like, this is just white guilt trash that's meant to make people feel bad for winning. And no, I'm not going to feel bad for winning. California is ours. It's kind of being run into the ground a little bit right now. Probably can do a little bit better than Gavin Newsom. So maybe, you know, give it. Give a little bit to the natives, her house in particular. But we're not gonna feel bad. It's over. It's been decided. They fought honorably, they lost. And again, maybe not even that honorably because we don't name sports teams after them.

B (31:20)

Right. True.

A (31:21)

I think the only just solution here is to feature the Tongva tribe. And here is a. A band.

F (31:27)

Yes.

A (31:28)

We should feature them at the. At the halftime show as reparations for Billie Eilish.

F (31:32)

Is his last name Morales?

B (31:33)

In the member show, we should bring up, like, their. Their music and just listen to it.

A (31:38)

Oh, yeah. I bet it slaps. Look at that.

B (31:40)

Yeah.

A (31:41)

What is that? A recorder? I bet they could play Hot Cross Buns just clapping.

B (31:46)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. And you know, the bigger question, do People care. Now most people don't care, but it is kind of funny to see their own ideology, you know, falling back on themselves.

A (31:59)

Like literally the last thing she ever expected. Yeah. Was someone to really call her out on it.

B (32:04)

Yeah. Because I still don't know who she is.

F (32:06)

This is pretty emblematic of the left in general. It tends to eat someone as soon as someone somehow, you know, falls afoul of leftist orthodoxy or somehow can be, you know, branded as a hypocrite. The left is going to do it. They eat their own all the time. You. I personally think that they're more. More organized than the right is. But you hear the left talking about how the left is usually a circular firing squad, etc, all the time. So I think this is. It's poetic justice. And it's also perfectly emblematic.

D (32:38)

You're saying the left is always just looking for another scalp. You think, isn't that just cultural appropriation?

B (32:44)

What she should do, honestly is like do a jeans commercial and then say like, I got good jeans or whatever and then completely go the other way.

F (32:52)

All she has to do is do her makeup and wear something actually pretty.

B (32:55)

Yeah.

F (32:55)

And then everyone's gonna stop talking about this and be like, oh, Billie Eilish.

B (32:58)

Yeah.

A (33:00)

Here is some footage from GB news dot com. One of the reporters is actually visiting.

B (33:07)

Went and visited here because this is stolen land, Billy.

D (33:11)

And we think we should be given.

B (33:13)

Access to your quite lovely three million dollar mansion.

A (33:16)

I'd be scared to even be that close.

B (33:18)

Yeah.

E (33:18)

I think technically trespassing.

D (33:20)

If he's.

B (33:20)

Hello from the Late show live on gbu. Do you remember when Billie Eilish said this at the Grammys?

A (33:25)

No one is illegal on stolen land. Sabrina Carpenter.

B (33:34)

Such thing as an illegal human. Because we're all on stolen land. So we're here in Billy's quite posh neighborhood in Los Angeles.

D (33:41)

Let's go and see if she practice what she preaches.

B (33:43)

Hopefully if she sticks by her merits, she'll have no problem with me waltzing in, maybe making a cup of coffee or a tea. Three million dollar home. She's got some paddock salad tribe. I was thinking to like have like nature in England. You get arrested for that. Like he would go back to England and absolutely get, you know, three million.

F (34:08)

Dollar home in la. That, that isn't actually particularly extravagant.

B (34:11)

I know. I was thinking that too. It's not a lot of money.

A (34:14)

She's poor, she has multiple homes.

D (34:16)

Yeah.

C (34:17)

Yeah.

F (34:19)

All on stolen land. Yeah. She's gonna show up at some reservation, be like this is mine now it.

A (34:24)

Just blows my mind like nothing, nothing was as good as a bunch of illegals. Couple years showing up at Martha's Vineyard and just how quickly the residents rounded all of them up, put them back.

F (34:35)

On a bus and then they, then they, they celebrated them as they got.

A (34:40)

Left waving like it's okay. Esmeralda takes the cardigan sprayed on you.

F (34:45)

Then they got together for a dinner, dinner party and patted themselves on the back.

A (34:48)

Yeah. And these celebrities, it's never going to change because they never actually have to deal with the real world. They never actually have to deal with. I mean of course they all have a great view of illegals because they're skimming the crap out of their pool, they're vacuuming their house.

B (35:03)

Well, they, they say it openly. They say we can't get rid of the illegals because we want our slave class. I mean that's all this is.

D (35:09)

Yeah. Isn't it obnoxious that like the illegals that work in her property aren't allowed to look her in the eye in their day to day jobs and she's going to lecture us about how we treat them? Yeah.

B (35:17)

Oh, you know, they can't go anywhere near her. 100 there's. She's scared of their Mexican diseases or whatever.

E (35:24)

She's got four properties there in LA.

D (35:26)

Four houses?

A (35:27)

Yeah, just in LA.

E (35:28)

It's 3 million one's 5 million, 8 no shade. One's 2 million and then one's only 800000 value. That's her, her childhood home in Highland Park. Sorry Billy, I don't want to like.

A (35:38)

She bought her jam.

E (35:39)

It's legal, it's on the Internet. What's that?

A (35:41)

She bought her childhood home?

E (35:43)

It looks like it, yep. Her Highland park home. Weird that I can just look all this up and find it, but that's the world we live in.

A (35:48)

That is weird.

E (35:49)

You know, I don't hate Billy. I never did. I actually think she, she has some talent. She was sexually abused when she was a child, she said, which is why.

A (35:56)

She get into the biz apparently.

E (35:59)

Strangified her like she's definitely. It messed her up pretty bad. It wasn't by anybody in the industry but she's been vocal about it, so. And she's young like.

A (36:07)

No, that's very sad.

E (36:08)

Similarly, I'm not harsh and it's not to compare Billie Eilish and Nick Fuentes, but Nick is a guy who is coming up in his late 20s saying crazy on the Internet when he's 19. She obviously has a, A Level of ignorance about her. If she's just saying these colloquialisms without understanding, of course, ancient history.

A (36:23)

What Is she, like 23 or something?

E (36:24)

Yeah, 25.

B (36:25)

I think she doesn't understand any of this. Like we talked about yesterday. She, you know, she's repeating things that she hears people around her saying she doesn't understand any of it. And these are talking points from five years ago. I mean, this is not, you know.

E (36:35)

Obviously damage can be done by ignorant statements, but I give her five, seven years. See, she's still an idiot. No offense. It's still ignorant. Not an idiot. I don't think she's an idiot. I think she's been said some ignorant stuff in her thirt.

D (36:46)

Well, it's standard, like left wing group. Think if she were to say something different then that would be a major problem. Like Bill Maher was at this event and he didn't want to wear a pin and he made a joke about how pins do nothing. But there was like a controversy online about it. Yeah, like they found not wearing the ribbon. And it's like he agrees with everything that they say about ice and all that. Like pretty much like, you know, 98. But he's like, I don't want to wear the stupid pin. Like, because pins don't solve anything.

B (37:13)

Yeah.

A (37:13)

And they mess your clothes up.

B (37:15)

Yeah. I would have had more respect if she was dressed like a full communist and just saying we need to rip down the America and America needs to go. That would have been way, way cooler. You know, with an Ibermex. Kenny talk.

A (37:26)

She's doing the least. She's like, oh, I have to say my little talking point, I keep my pin on and then I can go back to my table and take my pills.

D (37:34)

Yeah.

F (37:34)

I mean, look, it's just all low effort stuff, right? Like that's, that's the minimum that you're expected to do. You get up there for an award or what have you and then you have to say something politically correct. But again, it is super low. What was that?

E (37:50)

What happens?

B (37:50)

Can't wait. That's Tim. Was that Tim?

F (37:53)

No, that wasn't Tim. But yeah, like I said, it's just as the lowest effort activism you can possibly do. I mean, maybe, maybe posting on Twitter's lower.

B (38:02)

Right?

A (38:02)

Yeah, yeah, true.

F (38:04)

It's, it's, it's just threat, you know.

B (38:06)

Just oppose, you know, blue sky or whatever.

D (38:08)

I am glad she believes in the current cause though.

F (38:10)

Yes, thankfully. Yeah. I mean, where would we be without, you know, Billie Eilish telling us that, you know, the whole of America is stolen and our entire country is illegitimate and we should give it back to nobody because she's not willing to give anything back.

B (38:25)

Yeah.

E (38:25)

Maybe it's because of what she said that ICE pulled out of Minneapolis.

F (38:28)

Yeah.

D (38:29)

And by the way, if we gave it back, wouldn't we be like Indian givers?

A (38:34)

Yes. That's waiting for a funny way to segue into this next topic. If you guys don't know who Ben Bankus is, oh my gosh, please look him up. Follow him. Go to one of his shows. He is a comedian out of Toronto and he recently had a bunch of shows canceled because he made some jokes about Renee Good. From the New York Post. Comedian rips Minnesota venue after six sold out shows canceled over backlash to Renee Good, A Minnesota comedy club abruptly canceled six of his sold out shows by comedian Ben Bankus after a viral clip of his stand up routine, which he mocked a woman who was shot and killed by ICE ignited outrage. It's called Laugh Camp Comedy Club in St. Paul. It pulled the plug on his January 30th through February 1st performances after backlash erupted over these jokes. And let's watch a little bit of these jokes because they're pretty funny. Will you guys let me know if they're offensive?

F (39:35)

Of course not.

G (39:37)

Well, the. We need to get rid of whiteness. Well, we started. Started with. What's it.

B (39:48)

Nobody.

D (39:48)

What's her.

G (39:49)

Her last name was Good. That's what everybody said when she was shot.

A (40:01)

It's not so sad.

G (40:04)

All right, clip that. Post it tomorrow. It's just, I don't, you know, it's just a crazy thing that we're defending and we have politicians, crazy politicians defending that what this woman was doing, which was basically just, you know, running around being a psychopath. Am I wrong? Like, you know, if, like, if I or you like for. You look very arrestable.

A (40:39)

Does he mean the ball guy?

G (40:45)

Right? You're like, like if you started freaking out and chasing around federal agents as.

B (40:53)

You.

G (40:56)

Like, she got. She, like, she should have been shot 10 minutes before that. But they didn't shoot her because she was just a dumb lesbian crazy. Like.

B (41:05)

Oh, all right.

G (41:09)

Right. With you it would have been.

E (41:10)

Get the.

B (41:11)

There would have been no, he's got.

A (41:13)

To be talking to the black guy.

B (41:14)

Yeah. I think it was a magazine.

F (41:16)

Oh, Dominican Jesus.

G (41:19)

It's just, I don't know. I wish they'd shoot more of these women. Not only, like, only if they did something wrong, but.

A (41:33)

I think at the beginning, good country.

G (41:34)

Where you, you Know, there was like, you know, groupies and stuff. Now they just have these, these ice ladies.

A (41:40)

Ice la.

G (41:44)

You know, the woman who got shot in the face by ice. I call her the ice lady. Or after a couple drinks, I call her Ice. Ice lady. But she's dead. And, you know, it's a damn shame.

A (42:07)

It's always good when you can't get through your own.

G (42:09)

The left doesn't know what to do because they, you know, they just spent the last, you know, three months celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk. And then they're looking at what you do.

D (42:18)

Do you have. No.

G (42:19)

We're like, no, she deserved it. We're not celebrating it though, right?

D (42:28)

We're not.

G (42:28)

Like, there's no, there's no Republicans out there making videos, being like, I'm glad.

B (42:32)

That stupid bitch is dead.

D (42:34)

Right.

G (42:34)

We save that for dinner conversation.

A (42:39)

Like, is that any. Yeah, we. We've heard so much worse from regular people and comedians. After Charlie Kirk died, I. This is pretty. This is kind of tame to me. But my tolerance for comedy is pretty high.

F (42:53)

So how many places actually canceled the shows?

A (42:56)

It was his club in. It was the. The club that he was sold out at in St. Paul. So it's in Minnesota.

D (43:04)

It was like six shows or something like that, right?

A (43:07)

Yeah. Let me show you there.

B (43:08)

Yeah, we love Ben. He's been on the show. He's great. He's f. Fantastic. Yeah, I agree. I don't think that's over the line. I think that's where the right loses in the comedy space. Like, finally you see a conservative, friendly comic that's able to come up with funny material. Like, the lefts not only, you know, there's a difference between these jokes and what the left was doing with Charlie. With Charlie, they were like literally making videos celebrating dancing. Like they were in your face. Like, these are jokes. Like, like, we can make jokes.

D (43:39)

Yeah, he's doing.

A (43:40)

You can joke about anything.

D (43:41)

Like it's a comedy setting. It's obviously in the context of him doing stand up comedy.

E (43:45)

Yeah.

D (43:46)

Even jokes about them clipping it. And of course they do. And they use that to cancel his shows. The left was actually celebrating Charlie Kirk's death.

E (43:53)

Yeah.

D (43:53)

Like you had representatives in Congress go on the congressional floor, quote, mine him, lie about what he said in order to. In order to justify voting down a resolution on his assassination. Like you've had multiple people defame him after the fact to go after his wife, like, do all these crazy things post Charlie Kirk's death and immediately after, even before he was dead, they Were online celebrating that he got shot. Like, this is not the same thing.

B (44:20)

Yeah, conservatives, like struggle with comedy because they have to be, you know, the party of seriousness and stuff. You know, when Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe did the Puerto Rico garbage island jokes, people like, it was really kind of disappointing with Maga from my opinion, like the only, the only person that actually handled that properly was Vance.

F (44:39)

People need to get over the idea that the Republicans are the party of seriousness because Donald Trump is the president. Right. Like, whether you.

A (44:45)

Hilarious.

E (44:45)

Yeah.

F (44:46)

Whether you like his policies or you don't like his policies are entirely beside the point. He's hilarious. The fact that he's the president is actually kind of hilarious too. You know, the guy from the Apprentice, like, like the idea that the Republicans are the serious party. Leave that crap in the first 25 years of the 21st century.

B (45:07)

I agree with you, but actions speak louder than words. After Tony did his set in New York, it was like the Republicans were the ones whinging. Right. It was really only Vance that came out and said, look, we're not going to get upset over jokes. Even Trump was like, I don't know, the guy, never met him.

A (45:20)

You know, I think the whinging was because there were some people on the right that were truly like, oh God, is this going to like screw us over? Because people, anybody with TDS was using that.

D (45:28)

They were like Puerto Ricans in Pennsylv. You like if.

B (45:31)

But the Puerto Ricans loved it.

D (45:32)

Yeah, that was the crazy.

F (45:33)

It's also, it was based in truth because isn't there a problem getting rid of garbage on, on, on the island of Puerto Rico? So yeah, like the whole point of the joke is because there's actually a problem there making light of a legitimate problem. They can't find a place to get rid of their garbage because it's an island, you know.

D (45:48)

Well, we end the Jones act. It's hard, it's expensive to ship between two US Ports because we have the stupid ass law that prevents that from being able to happen unless the ships are crude built and like, like manned by a US Crew. Like it's, it's an absurd law that like limits us not only in Puerto Rico but in Hawaii. But that's like a serious point that we don't need to get into. You don't need to fact check. The joke the point was, is like they were not going to shift all the problems that they had with the Biden economy over one joke told that Madison Square Garden. That was like always a left wing thing. And yeah, a bunch of Republicans were freaking out because they're like, we're going to lose the election because Tony, Tony Hinchcliffe made a joke and the Puerto.

B (46:26)

Rican voters absolutely loved it. Yeah, Tony actually told the stories. Like that was actually kind of a leftist environmental joke. Meaning, like, because like you're saying it's an environmental problem with the garbage in Puerto Rico.

A (46:36)

Right wing loves garbage.

B (46:38)

Right. And thinks Puerto Ricans are garbage.

A (46:40)

We also know recycling is a hoax.

B (46:42)

Yeah, but I mean the point is it's like on the right, we need to embrace comedy. We need to get behind people like Bankus, even Chrissy, yourself. I mean, you know, we kind of saw it with Stein's show. Alex Stein like it, it does struggle on the conservative vein because when you start doing wild, wacky stuff like, like conservatives have a hard time supporting.

A (47:00)

I mean the Blaze was never built for comedy. Like, it was never, they should have, it was never a priority or concern for them. That was just very disappointing.

D (47:08)

It's not. Glenn Beck has always been hilarious.

B (47:11)

Nothing says comedy like that chalkboard.

D (47:14)

As soon as it comes out, I.

B (47:15)

Know we're in front of that. I gave the Blades a lot of credit for getting behind a comedic show. You know, Alex Stein's feeding a black guy a banana. I mean this is on a comedy, this on a conservative network. I mean that's hilarious.

A (47:28)

Like we need to like one foot in investing in it when it should have been like, let's make this a whole department.

B (47:33)

Right.

A (47:34)

This make, let's make this a real priority.

B (47:35)

Because I, to Phil's point, I do think the voter base, the conservatives actually do like the jokes. It's the leaders that are the ones that whinge and oh, it's going to lose us in election. It's like, no, people love these jokes. The Puerto Ricans actually voted harder for Trump after that, after that Tony Hinchcliffe joke. You know, it's like, yeah, we just, we need to get behind it.

A (47:55)

We do.

E (47:56)

I like Ben. I want to say this. I like Ben a lot. I think he's extremely funny. His deliveries are very funny. I don't find jokes about. If you, if you think, I've seen like, if you think left and right or like Republic, if you get lost in that binary duality, it's, it's not funny. It loses comedic. Like it's not, it's just dumb, low hanging fruit to make half the audience laugh at their tribe tribal joke. It's so great. It doesn't like real comedy gets people unexpectedly. You don't need to. To fake it, you know, you don't need to like, support. I mean, I support people that get jerked around. I. I support the venue for shutting him down if they want to. If he got hit with free speech, like, legal issues, I'd be very angry if. If the government went after him for saying this stuff. That's a whole other conversation.

A (48:40)

Whoa.

B (48:41)

I completely disagree. I think. I don't. Once you sign a contract, you should. The venue should be forced to honor that contract.

E (48:49)

What's the contract say?

B (48:50)

These are just words.

E (48:51)

Something they can.

B (48:52)

If Ben would have went out there and like, like, you know, did some like actual like, actionable stuff. These are words.

E (48:58)

Yeah, but what's the contract say?

D (48:59)

He.

E (48:59)

There might be a clause.

B (49:00)

Okay, so do you. Are. Do you argue the fact that the people that were celebrating for Charlie also face the same.

E (49:06)

It was grotesque.

B (49:07)

I know, but there were. But at the same time, like, once you start shutting down speech, like, how do you become better?

E (49:13)

No, I would never advocate to shut those people down. They were just advocating to make a joke about Charlie getting murdered.

B (49:18)

You just advocated for it by telling the venue who he signed a contract with to be. Have the ability to shut him down.

E (49:23)

I thought it was grotesque making fun of Renee.

B (49:24)

Good, good.

E (49:25)

Getting murdered or murdered killed, you know, not killed. Yeah, I think.

D (49:29)

Look, I agree the venue has the right to do it depending on the contract that they negotiated with them. They actually might not. But like, I don't support them. Even if they did, they should have. They have the booking, they sold the tickets. Like people. Apparently all these shows were sold out, so people wanted to go see them. And the venue appears to be caving to, like, a culture that suppresses speech rather than the government.

A (49:50)

Sorry to interrupt you, but like the people who always. Because I'm someone who's had many shows canceled, the people who make an effort to cancel your shows are never people who buy tickets to see any comedian. It's not like they're. They're out there passionate and seeing left wing comedians. It's like they just want you impoverished. They want your income in your livelihood demolished. And I believe the. In a statement share with people, the club owner Bill Collins said the decision came after weighing escalating risks. Again, they always uses why Move. I know it's a family show. After discussions with and concern from public authorities, parties, legal counsel and staff, combined with heightened threats increasing. It's also your job as a comedy club to make sure you are staffing adequate security for whatever level of celebrity or edginess of the talent you have coming in.

B (50:41)

They always make that argument, though. It's always that that's their, their way out. That's their. It's a security, security threat. It's like, no, let's be real. Like, you're just scared because he has edgy joke.

A (50:52)

Increasing media attention and civil disorder. We have determined the risks and related liabilities cannot be overcome. It's just, it's a, it's dis.

D (51:00)

There's not no risk. Like, you've hosted events where like, the Antifa people have showed up and surrounded the event and like, we've had to walk through them in order to get there. So there's not no risk. I understand that as a safety concern, but this just feels like capitulation and like, that's what I'm against, the cowardice. Now, granted, if like, the cost to like run this event goes up exponentially and the, the ticket sales don't cover that for the venue, then they have like an actual economic argument. But it seems like, like he told this joke, it went viral on the Internet and then they're like, whoa, we got to get away from that. We can't have that because they're worried about people who weren't even going to buy tickets in the first place. But they may surround the place and like, you know, do all the crazy things that Antifa does because remember, they don't get arrested for this. Like, there's no consequences for this. There's no 1-6-style investigation that's hunting the Antifa people all around the country for trespassing. Like, they got away with the Black Lives Matter rights and then they were paid for it. It, like they got payouts from every major municipality. So they're emboldened to do stuff like this. So it's not nothing. But I still wish they would have stood up.

B (52:01)

Yeah, I appreciate Ian taking the other side on this, but I, I just can't get behind it. Like, and we have reached out to Ben to come on the show. Lisa has reached out, so hopefully before too. Yeah, he's been on. But yeah, I mean, even with the Charlie stuff, I supported them having their right to say it. Like, I, you know, if you're really against it, don't you want to see those people that are saying it it, you know, showing. It's like sun. Sunlight's the best disempowering.

E (52:24)

I didn't tell anybody not to, but, but I'm saying.

B (52:26)

But you're saying that the club should be able to cancel them and I Just mentally disagree.

A (52:30)

That's your prerogative as a club owner. Do not book these people to begin with.

B (52:34)

Get out of comedy too.

A (52:35)

Yeah, get out of the comedy business. But like, okay, if you want to be a woke Minneapolis comedy club, okay then just, just book septum rings. Just book blue haired comedians.

E (52:45)

I grew up not with like Jim Carrey and George Carlin. I never remember them making fun of a dead person who just got killed. It never happened. It didn' happened but they were arresting.

B (52:54)

Carlin for saying naughty words and curse words.

E (52:57)

You know, it's like how far we've come because of people like Carlin.

A (53:00)

See, you don't think left wing comics were on stage making fun of Charlie Kirk's death. I know, it's true. I've seen many clips.

E (53:07)

I'm talking about the 80s and 90s when I, when I was into comedy, like really laughing, gutturally, rolling over, laughing. It wasn't making fun of people who just got killed. That was just. That would be disgusting to do.

A (53:17)

I don't think he is making fun of like her personally hurt. He is making fun of the behaviors and the, the like the activism behind these stupid decisions.

B (53:27)

Yeah, it's like we want to end whiteness. Right? Like you got your goal. Like a white lady died, you know. And yeah, not only did I see people make left wing comics making fun of Charlie, I also saw them going after Erica a lot and they still are. Yeah. And I love Tim Dillon, but he did a skit I was not a fan of. I support the fact that he did it, but like it was like right after and he had like someone on impersonating Erica and it like she's done nothing wrong.

E (53:51)

JP Sears just did some hardcore that went kind of semi viral on Twitter where everyone's like, you went way too far, bro. I didn't see the video. I wouldn't watch it. It's like seven minutes of him ripping on Erica Kirk.

B (54:01)

Yeah, but I would never advocate to censor them.

A (54:04)

No, because you know what, like there's people who, if it's not your cup of tea, then there's people that did enjoy it. So they should be able to. You should be allowed to joke about literally anything and everything.

E (54:14)

As a venue owner, you have to censor. That's your job.

A (54:17)

No, you don't.

E (54:18)

That's your.

B (54:18)

You're literally, literally getting rumble right now, which is fantasizing what you're saying.

A (54:23)

Your job is to make sure that is to book good talent. Well, that's subjective. But your job is to make sure there's asses in the seats. That's why a lot of these comedy club owners, over the last, I don't know, 10 years or so, they'll book a TikTok talent and just be like, here's your stage. Figure out what to do for 45 minutes an hour.

E (54:41)

So not, not to censor the comedian once you book them. Your job is to censor who comes on your venue. If you're a platform owner, you have.

D (54:48)

To know that cur you're curate more than censor.

B (54:51)

But I smart. You wouldn't censor anyone.

D (54:53)

Like, not everybody gets to go up and do a booking and, and have that. I. I understand what you're so curate.

E (54:58)

Maybe is a better word. It's. It's the neutral version of Sensor where like, yes, you can come in. No, you can't. Like, that's a form of based on.

B (55:04)

Skill though, not content.

A (55:06)

Yeah, I don't respect a club owner who books somebody in it months in advance, knowing what their contact content is like, knowing what their politics is like, and then just being a wuss and canceling somebody. Oh, because it got a little hot because of one viral joke. It's like you watch, you want the comedians who you've booked to have to go viral before you have shows. There's. That's the ideal scenario. And all the shows, the shows sold out as, as a. As a result. So.

B (55:32)

And it never works. It always has the opposite effect where it's like when, when you censor someone, like, that just makes them bigger every single time.

D (55:39)

It never works. Works. It's also, you're like, as a comedian, like, you do this, you're. You work out your material in these little, like, gigs. Like, it didn't used to be that you would get recorded and clipped and then, you know, before you actually like refine the joke to the point you want to present it in like a special or something like that. So like, it's, it's just like a, a weakness in our culture that we don't understand that they're developing material over time or sometimes just throwing stuff out there. Like, like, yeah, it's. It's YouTube.

B (56:08)

And YouTube's learned this lesson. I mean, you've seen it. It's funny. They just had a article in like one of the wa. Pose or whatever New York or whatever, being heralded for being champions of free speech, for literally fixing the problem that they created by, you know, kicking a bunch of creators off their platform forever and like censoring everyone. But no, I mean, like, like rumble. Like I said, we're at the house of rumble right now. And that, that's the whole idea. It's like, like let the people on that. You don't like that. You know, we should all be in support of that, especially doing this show. Ian.

E (56:42)

To a point, but like, I wouldn't get dog nasty dumb idiots to come on my podcast and talk to me.

A (56:48)

Well, I mean, of course, yeah, that's your, that's your pregnancy platform.

D (56:52)

That's why you haven't had me on.

E (56:54)

Yeah, yeah, I haven't now, you know, and I shouldn't probably say that out loud, but yeah, yeah.

A (56:58)

And, and I appreciate, you know, shows like this who have someone like, like Fuentes on. And it's a very leftist mentality. We're talking about this earlier lawyer. To think that just because you platform somebody means you sign off and agree with every take they've ever had. And it's just, hey, have the people on. Have the people perform and let the market decide. Let. Let people tell you what they think. Moving on, the Washington Post announced his mass layoffs, eliminating its sports department. It's just, it's the. It's the death rattle of the legacy media. It continues on and on. Let's see this. Should we play the special report from Brett Baer?

B (57:36)

Love it.

A (57:38)

Whoopsie.

E (57:40)

Oh, here we come.

D (57:42)

Washington Post is laying off one third.

E (57:44)

Of its staff in the newsroom and other departments.

D (57:47)

Post began implementing large scale cutbacks today.

E (57:51)

It is eliminating its sports department and shrinking the number of journalists it stations overseas. Executive editor Matt Murray says the cuts.

D (57:59)

Will be a shock to the system, but that the goal is to create.

E (58:01)

An organization that can grow and thrive again.

B (58:05)

I like Brett Bear, but he does not look like he enjoys comedy.

A (58:08)

It's because he's had so much Botox he doesn't emote. Yeah, from his face at all.

B (58:13)

He's like unbelievably serious. But I mean, okay, shocker. The mainstream media is dying.

E (58:19)

Yeah. Thoughts inevitable. Yeah, this is since 2006. I've seen it coming. I'm surprised the Washington Post is still an organization at all. Same with New York Times. Like, what? Does anyone read articles other than like.

A (58:29)

Like, this needs me right now?

E (58:31)

Yeah, exactly. But have you read articles since you've been hosting, like in the last month?

A (58:35)

Have I read articles? Of course I've read articles, Ian.

E (58:38)

I asked the wrong person.

B (58:40)

But what they're doing, what they're starting to do, and you're starting to see the new tactics with various outlets. They're getting into podcasting. I know cnn. I'm forgetting her name, but they had that podcaster on for a while. She. She interviewed Tim Dillon. She interviewed Whitney, I think a couple.

D (58:56)

Yeah, Whitney Houston.

B (58:58)

Yeah, Whitney from the grave. That would have paid it, too. But they are, like, they're starting to mimic the independent media space, like, with the podcast and stuff. And the left constantly talks about, we need the left. Joe Rogan. Right. Like, because they know you had the left.

A (59:15)

Joe Rogan.

E (59:15)

It was Joe Rogan.

A (59:16)

It was Joe Rogan.

B (59:17)

Yeah.

D (59:18)

I. I don't think this is like the legacy media dying. If you look at what they're cutting. They're cutting their sports coverage, they're cutting some of their local coverage, but they're keeping the core reason why Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post, which is this is the paper that politicians are looking at. This is like, the main thing in D.C. again, like we said, unless you're Trump, who's obsessed with the New York Times. But, like, for regular, ordinary politicians, this is their thing. So what they're cutting is, like, their Olympic coverage. Like he said, they're not sending journalists overseas to the Winter Olympics. They're cutting the sports division. And part of the reason they're doing this is because they lost, like, a quarter of a million subscribers by not running an op ed endorsing Kamala Harris last year. Because all these lefties are sad about it. So in order to get back at the company, they quit their subscriptions and now they fired their sportscasters. You know, great impact right there by these wonderful individuals.

A (60:11)

More than 300 journalists across the newsroom were impacted, with the local and international desks targeted. In addition to the sports section, according to reports, just a handful of the sports team's 45 staffers survived the culling and were set to be reassigned around the organization. Maybe they could just empty it out and make it an Amazon warehouse.

B (60:30)

But I mean, to your point, though, SEAN. Yeah, the WaPo is important spin machine for a billionaire. I mean, that's essentially what it is at this point.

E (60:39)

Yeah, he was the guy. Bezos was the guy who said, we're not running a Kamal Harris ad. I think that the executive team wanted to. And Bezos. Yeah, the editorial smackdown.

D (60:48)

Bezos W. But, like, you know who. There's also, like, modernization that's going on here. Like Jeff Bezos. I mean, he set up Amazon. It's one of the most efficient companies there is. Is like, nobody is getting their sports news from a newspaper. Like, that's not happening. Like, we're not doing that from ESPN anymore. Like, people go online, look up the scores really quickly. You can even get little video highlights instantly, like on the Internet. So, like, this, a lot of this is also modernization. Like, there's no need to have a bunch of this stuff out here. Also, like, the international people that were covering sports, they're going to cover the Winter Olympics. Like, who watches that? That, like, the Greeks didn't. The Greeks didn't do sports in the winter. You think they played ice hockey.

A (61:28)

We need another Tanya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan situation to up these views on the Winter Olympics.

D (61:33)

I do think they should make her the commissioner of figure saving.

B (61:36)

I do think, like, the interest in general in sports is, like, waning. You know, I think, like, the, the getting involved in the politics has really hurt them also. I just. This poly market stuff, like, the betting on it, like, like, I think it's destroyed it. I think, you know, after the FBI story, I think a lot of people are looking at sports as, like, it's all rigged. Like, you can't believe anything in it.

E (61:58)

Betting on sports via polymarket.

B (62:00)

Yeah. So, like, you know, like, if you have, like, they're doing all these micro bets, so it's like, you know, I can't even name a sports guy, but, like, Aaron Rodgers.

A (62:07)

What's a micro bet? A bet smaller than three inches.

E (62:10)

Yeah.

B (62:10)

Yes. And they're Asian, right?

D (62:12)

Well, they busted Chauncey Billups, who was. I think he was the coach of the Portland Trailblazers. Like, in some kind of gambling scheme.

B (62:19)

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, and so, like, you know, someone can be like, hey, Aaron Rodgers is going to, like, fumble three times this game or whatever. And then Aaron Rodgers knows that this is like, you know, these bets are happening. And Aaron, I'm not saying anything about bad about him because he's great, but, you know, he could be like, oh, I'm going to fumble three times and then that thing's going to come true. Remember the dildo story in the NBA? Remember, it's like the odds are.

D (62:41)

The wnba.

B (62:42)

Yeah, wnba. Odds of like someone throwing a dildo on the. The, the court.

D (62:48)

It was like, you can bet on the color, too.

B (62:51)

So then all. All someone had to do is just go throw the dildo, dude.

E (62:54)

It's so true. Kalshi. Or, Or a polymarket. Any of these. They could say odds that Ian's gonna say graphene tonight and I could go there, bet on it.

B (63:02)

Exactly.

E (63:02)

And say it and collect money. That's got to be a felony. I Mean, it's got to be.

B (63:06)

It's illegal.

E (63:07)

It's not bordering on like a thousand dollars. I'll make a thousand or more in that.

F (63:10)

Because it's technically not. It's. There's some not betting. It's, it's prediction markets.

B (63:15)

Right? It's prediction.

D (63:15)

But there's a, there's an example of this like there was somebo Trump team that was aware of the Maduro raid and he put like $40,000 on Maduro being removed from power like the day before and I believe they arrested that guy, so.

B (63:28)

Oh, fair. But I'm just saying he did win big though. Yeah, I do think, but I think that's hurt sports though. Like the, the betting was already out of control. But like now that you have all these micro bats, like I, I really do think like people think sports are rigged. And that was that whole thing with Aaron Rodgers. Remember when he was saying like the colors and he knew it was going to be in the Super Bowl. Like I think there's a growing. You remember this?

D (63:50)

This is Aaron Rodgers being an idiot like that?

A (63:52)

No.

D (63:53)

I don't know.

B (63:53)

Did we fact check him? He might have been right.

D (63:56)

That year where that theory really took off. It's the color theory that the logo of the super bowl, the colors of the teams will always match the logo therefore because it's rigged. But with that, the year that theory blew up, it was like two years ago. Like the incorrect team colors made it to the Super Bowl.

B (64:10)

Right.

D (64:11)

Like it was just a coincidence. But to think a lot of teams have like red in their color scheme or it's like not that that.

B (64:17)

Right. But to think like the betting markets don't affect the game has been disproven by the FBI.

E (64:23)

So you think the game, the players in the game are seeing these prediction markets and it's affecting their game.

B (64:28)

They 100% know. And then their friends and their family can be in these prediction markets.

A (64:33)

Unless you're Shohei Ohtani, then you get off 100% scot free.

D (64:38)

It was just his close friend and interpreter.

A (64:41)

Oh, of course. Nothing to do with it.

E (64:43)

Was that the dude in the.

D (64:44)

And baseball, the Japanese guy? Japanese Babe Ruth, you don't know about.

A (64:48)

He's like, he's like Asian Aaron Judge, he's.

D (64:50)

No, no, he's Japanese Babe Ruth. He's a pitcher and a hitter.

A (64:53)

Right, Right. I mean like he's just as big as Aaron Judge.

B (64:57)

Shots fired.

F (64:58)

Why is that? Shots fired.

D (64:59)

He's the, he's the $700 million man.

E (65:03)

Oh, that's great.

D (65:04)

And he's like the most Japanese guy ever because he got a $700 million contract. You know, you give a contract like that to like, some athlete in America from the hook, like, they're broken, like two weeks somehow. Like, it's amazing. But he's like the most Japanese man ever. So he deferred almost all of the money. He only makes 2 million a year. Everything else is going to be paid to him later on with interest. You know, that's like, high level.

A (65:24)

Be able to open so many dry cleaners and nail salons.

D (65:27)

Laundromats, you know, Laundromats.

B (65:29)

But I mean, as far as like, WaPo. So. So, Sean, you're saying that's not a big deal with WaPo. It's fine.

D (65:35)

Look, there is a big deal when you're laying off journalists, because as much. As much as fun as it is to make fun of the media, like, we don't do as commentary people, original reporting. So, like, even though you don't like a lot of these people, like, I'm not going to a war zone to, like, report the facts of a war zone.

B (65:51)

But you have people out there. You have the Shirley.

D (65:54)

You're gonna have fewer people. Well, Nick Shirley's not going to. Well, Somalia. Little Somalia. Little Mogadishi, maybe.

A (65:59)

It's a war zone.

D (66:00)

Yeah. Like, a lot of people are not going out to the. These things to do on the ground reporting. And Nick Shirley, that blew up for him. Sure. But, like, that's one instance, like, you know what I mean?

B (66:12)

Yeah.

D (66:12)

And, you know, it could have gotten really violent if there were actually Somali children in those places. But I guess with the advancement, they get real sketchy.

E (66:19)

It's inevitable, Sean. I think you're right. It's. Well, I think it's inevitable. And alluding to what you're saying, the AI is coming. AI is going to be writing the articles. They don't need dudes to sit there and do it. They can do the research 10 times faster, write the article, have another AI check it, have five other AIs check it.

F (66:33)

That's. That already happens when you ask Rocker. If you ask. You know, go to Google and just let it go in AI mode. Ask whatever question, who. Who won this game? Or what was the score? What was the spread? Like, all that stuff's already.

A (66:43)

AI can summarize emails now.

F (66:45)

Yeah.

D (66:46)

In your phone. It's.

A (66:47)

It's.

B (66:48)

And we also don't have to send boots on the ground journalists. We can like, literally send drones and kind of.

E (66:54)

Yeah.

D (66:54)

It's not quite.

E (66:55)

Cuz you don't have. The drones can't ask questions yet and.

A (66:57)

The drones can't wear boots.

B (66:58)

Fair yet. Yeah.

D (67:00)

And the AI, the AI summarizing emails is like cool until you get like a one sentence email, email. And the summary is like four sentences. All right, guys, Google, what are you doing?

F (67:10)

It's not always more efficient. Most of the time is more efficient.

E (67:14)

I wonder what WaPo's direction is going to go. Like they need a social network.

A (67:18)

This is a win in this whole thing. I'm among the hundreds of people laid off by the Post. Emmanuel Felton, the WA Post first race and ethnicity reporter reported on X.

D (67:29)

That's a victory.

B (67:30)

Yeah, he.

F (67:31)

Yeah, it's good you were laid off.

B (67:33)

Yeah.

F (67:34)

If. If your whole entire, you know, your whole entire job title is like reporting on racism, that's.

E (67:41)

You gotta go.

A (67:42)

We don't need. We can just look at crime statistics on our own. What do we need a race and ethnicity reporter for that? I wasn't even trying to make a joke. I mean, yes, it's a joke.

E (67:52)

And you get like, what are those called? Not vultures, but those. Those reporters that want crime nightcrawlers. They'll go out looking for crime and then they'll. There's a movie about it, Jake Gyllenhaal. He would actually make the happen so he could report on it. Someone's out there looking for racism.

A (68:06)

Supply and demand.

F (68:07)

Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, that's. I mean, but there's entire, you know, college departments based on that. Humanities departments are basically just like all about race and ethnicity and stuff now.

D (68:17)

Like race instances and like journalism, like fact based journalism. Like, you don't think they go together. You think they're like bananas and rice, but they kind of are like bananas and rice in that they go together when you really think about it.

A (68:28)

Yeah.

B (68:29)

God, Ian doesn't get it that she was an idiot.

A (68:33)

Did you see the bananas and rice lady?

D (68:37)

Sm?

A (68:38)

I think she got a rest.

E (68:38)

No, I missed it.

D (68:42)

Somali smollet.

A (68:45)

Somalia.

D (68:45)

Yeah.

F (68:46)

The most. The most Somali thing is bananas and rice.

E (68:50)

Oh, I think I'm starting to remember.

B (68:52)

Yeah.

D (68:52)

Oh, that and the head shape.

B (68:54)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't. I don't necessarily know. Oh, okay. Yes. Let's play this giveaway.

A (68:59)

We might save that. Should we say that for the after show? We're gonna save that for the after show.

B (69:04)

Oh, man.

D (69:05)

Okay.

A (69:07)

We're keeping this a serious broadcast, Sean.

D (69:09)

It's a family broadcast.

A (69:11)

Speaking of serious broadcast calls for serious news topics. This has Been one. And there's a lot of men, all men, almost all men on this show tonight. Which means we need to talk about this very important viral topic. And that is is who is more attractive, Sabrina Carpenter or Sydney Sweeney. Not to toot my own horn, but this tweet I tweeted did very well. Straight men are so straight men are attracted to what seems like a low maintenance beauty, confidence and a sense of humor while women and gays notice and appreciate obvious effort into one's appearance. Also I can assume any smart man is turned off by an obvious Hollywood clapping seal who resembles a young, young Hillary Clinton. This has been a much debated topic. It seems like more women are gonna go for Sabrina Carpenter. Especially liberal women are going to prefer her. And it seems they're wrong. It seems Sydney Sweeney of course obvious. It goes without saying her knockers are, are a plus plus s tier knockers for sure. Maybe that's why a lot of the men folks seem to like her. But I also think Cindy switches Sweeney and I was, I forget who I was tweeting with about this but I think part of what certainly men, I mean correct me, men around me, but she seems to be a little bit more at ease with herself. Not so constructed, not so manufactured like, like Sabrina is. She seems to just be comfortable in her own skin. She's not out there, you know, pretending to be liberal. She had, she handled the whole American Eagle jeans controversy I think with a of lot, lot of class and grace and grace. Grace. You can't just have a little grace. So I don't know Ian, what you.

E (70:59)

Think so much hotter is what I.

A (71:01)

Think you think Sydney's hotter.

E (71:02)

I'll tell you why. Cuz that Sabrina Carpenter, did she have a cheek job done or something?

D (71:07)

Cheek job?

E (71:08)

Her cheeks all. Did she get a bunch of facial cheeks or is that just her face?

A (71:12)

Those might be her own cheeks or this just her.

E (71:14)

Is that her normal face with without plastic surgery.

D (71:17)

That girl on the right, that's just makeup.

A (71:19)

Yeah. You know I can't confirm she may use fillers, some botox, but I think those are her original cheeks.

E (71:27)

All the weird ass chemicals that people inject are like health reduction. What makes a girl hot is healthiness. If that if she's shooting stuff into her face that's gross and unhealthy and makes her sicker which makes makes her less viable candidate for mating which makes.

A (71:43)

Her less attractive and those boobs look healthy.

F (71:45)

I don't care about the strongest ev sense that Sydney Sweeney is more attractive is women are Saying that Sabrina Carpenter is more attractive.

B (71:53)

Yes.

F (71:54)

The fact that women are saying. Because women undercut each other all the time.

B (71:57)

That's fair.

F (71:57)

You know, the. There's evidence that a hairdresser will cut the hair of a woman. They think.

B (72:04)

Yeah.

F (72:04)

A hairdresser that they. If they're cutting the hair of a woman they think is prettier than them, they will cut their hair shorter than if they think the woman is not as attractive as them.

A (72:12)

That's cr. I mean, I have an old Italian and shout out to Rita at Salon Bota and White Plains. She would never do such a thing.

B (72:21)

Now, you know, here's a. Here's a hot take. I don't think any of them. Either of them are hot. When you see these girls that are in.

E (72:28)

You're married.

F (72:30)

Just because.

A (72:31)

You don't have to answer.

F (72:34)

Just because you don't think they're hot doesn't mean you can't say one is prettier than the other. No.

B (72:37)

What I'm saying is neither of them look like this in real life. I mean, this is what Hollywood probably looks like that.

F (72:43)

She was just doing an interview. Look at that picture of Sydney Sweeney.

A (72:46)

She's just wearing a jacket and some sass.

B (72:48)

I'm telling you. These Hollywood tips and tricks that they do on these girls and guys like these people do not look like what they look like in these photos. Come on, you guys. You know, thank you.

E (72:59)

There's.

B (73:00)

Honestly. And you were in Hollywood, you know.

E (73:01)

Yeah, but not always. Sometimes you get candid shots. I mean, that is. I don't think she's even. She's probably wearing makeup. Sydney on the left a little 100. But.

B (73:08)

But she's not just kind of looks normal. But photos can get doctored up after the fact. I mean, come on.

D (73:14)

But that's from a video.

A (73:15)

This is a screen from a.

D (73:17)

An interview with an interviewer. Was trying to embarrass her.

F (73:19)

Yeah, I wouldn't say that. I'm. I'm not. You're right that there are consistently photos of people put out that are doctored and stuff. But this particular photo of Sydney Sweeney is very much a normal. Not done up. Because you've seen pictures of Sydney Sweeney when she's got just as much makeup as Sabrina Carpenter there. And I think she looks pretty in those. Those photos. But you can tell the difference between the type of makeup. Makeup that she's wearing when she's on the red carpet or when she's done up for a photo shoot. I mean, she's. She just released A lingerie brand or whatever. All the pictures of that. She's all very done up. A lot of lipstick and blah, blah. And you. So you can really tell the difference. That particular picture that we were just showing right there. Right, Go up.

A (73:59)

Let's go up. Let's show this one to the people.

F (74:02)

That's Sydney Sweeney when she's got a lot of makeup on. So she's, that's. She's done up. The one.

A (74:06)

I don't even see makeup. I don't know what you're talking about.

B (74:08)

Oh my God.

F (74:09)

But so the one, the, the picture in question, she's just wearing, you know, normal. Like I'm going out to do interviews. Kind of make.

D (74:16)

Yeah. Like, listen guys, it's not that complicated. The answer is would, would like, come on. Like we're not. We don't need to be gay and factor in personality or political beliefs. We're talking about attractiveness. Now there's like a bunch of ways you could rate it. Like Sabrina Carpenter's two years younger. That's a positive. You know, that's. That's usually better.

A (74:34)

Is like that's not.

D (74:35)

I mean, you know, it's something like he's talking about fertility, you know, so like you got to factor that. But yeah, like, I like they're attractive women. I, I understand why people prefer Sydney Sweeney. I probably would be in that camp as well. And that's probably because I saw Sabrina Carpenter in that Tall Girl movie and I didn't like it. Yeah. Netflix is Tall Girl. It's an amazing.

A (74:57)

Is it about Pearl Davis? I've never.

F (74:59)

She's the big little.

D (75:00)

She's the little big sister to Tall Girl. But yeah, like, there's no need to be like super gay about it and be like, oh, this would be a big hole. These are both Photoshops. Like, bro, relax, put it down. Wood. Wood. And I got to give love to Tony Ortiz, who's super right wing, the. The current Revolt guy cuz he loves Sabrina Carpenter. And yeah, he, he's not apologetic about it.

A (75:20)

And this is Sabrina with no makeup.

E (75:23)

Beautiful. Look at that gorge.

D (75:24)

Sabrina.

F (75:25)

Sabrina with no makeup. Really?

A (75:28)

I don't know how old photo is. And there's also some.

F (75:31)

Nothing like that's all she does.

B (75:33)

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

A (75:34)

Different person.

B (75:35)

Person.

E (75:35)

I would love to see her.

B (75:36)

I would love to make up.

D (75:38)

Just be more.

E (75:38)

Oh, natural. I mean, she's got great bone structure.

B (75:41)

What's the point? I'm making. Like we were talking about this last night. So like literally in Hollywood, what they do is they take the foreskin of Asian babies. Whoa. And they thread it into their face to keep themselves young. I mean, what's going on in Hollywood is absolutely insane. To preserve beauty.

E (75:57)

Man. There's some.

A (75:58)

Wow. I wasn't prepared for that.

D (75:59)

Yeah. That's a deep cut.

B (76:02)

Oh, Madonna.

E (76:03)

That was someone. I was thinking.

G (76:04)

No.

B (76:04)

Sandra Bullock. Sandra.

A (76:05)

Bullshit.

B (76:05)

Bullock exposed that on the Ellen show.

D (76:07)

Right.

A (76:07)

I remember that.

E (76:07)

I was just thinking all the work Madonna had done and like, man, she was a good looking woman. And now she looks like kind of a creature that was created in a laboratory.

A (76:15)

In Hollywood. The options are get old and be irrelevant or look insane.

B (76:22)

Yeah.

F (76:23)

And then like.

E (76:23)

Or be Kate Blanchet. Like, is there. There's a few actresses that are like in their 60s.

D (76:29)

Yeah.

E (76:29)

No. Pam Anderson is an example of what a turnaround career that women has had. Sex object always made up in her 20s, 30s, and now she's doesn't wear makeup.

B (76:38)

She's great.

F (76:39)

Yeah.

D (76:40)

Well, that was like her makeup artist died and like, she didn't want anybody else to do her makeup. Like there was actually something sweet.

A (76:45)

She didn't know how to do her own makeup because she's so reliant on the makeup artist.

B (76:49)

Fair. That's fair.

D (76:50)

It's wild.

E (76:50)

She looks like a different person.

B (76:51)

That is a thing in Hollywood. They have their own.

A (76:53)

Either. Any of you mentioned this, but, like, part of why people find Sydney Sweeney because it's just maybe she seems like a better hanging. Is that part of it?

D (77:02)

Yeah.

F (77:02)

I mean, she definitely seems more down to earth.

B (77:04)

You know, I don't know. I even. I think that's performative.

F (77:07)

Like, you're just like everything about his face.

B (77:11)

100. Like when.

A (77:13)

Let your penis take wheel shot. Okay.

E (77:16)

Just for a minute.

B (77:17)

No, no. When you're married as long as I am, you start thinking logically about things. And I think the conservatives backed the wrong horse with this one. I. I don't think Sydney Sweeney is a friendly. Yeah.

D (77:33)

There's a chance she could come out as left wing in the future. I think you're right about that.

B (77:37)

Yeah.

D (77:37)

And like, let's be real. Like, you know, again, while I don't like Sabrina Carver, I didn't even know she made music until my wife told me. Like, I don't like her because of that tall girl movie. Like Sydney Sweeney's in that Euphoria show. And like, you think you're going in there to see Sydney Sweeney, but the whole season one is like some fat girl discovering her sexuality. And like Zendaya Just being like on the show. Show. So like, you know, that is kind of a crime against Sydney Sweet or like a mark against her that she lures you into that show.

A (78:04)

Right?

D (78:05)

Yeah.

B (78:05)

100 like, and she's. You got to remember, like, she's a product of the people around her. And in Hollywood it is literal crazy people. Like.

D (78:13)

But she lives in Florida and she's a registered Republican and she's dating Scooter.

A (78:16)

Braun who discovered Justin Bieber.

D (78:19)

And Trump has the best club ever where he's like, if she's a regular. A registered Republican, I love her as bad. If she's a registered Republican.

B (78:26)

Yeah, well, again, we'll see. I mean, like, only time will tell. But I do think she is one that's going to turn as soon as being Maga isn't cool.

A (78:36)

You think she's a fair weather I 100 Cummings.

E (78:39)

She's not really Maga.

B (78:40)

She's not really Whitney Cummings. Shots fired.

E (78:47)

What about it? What about Whitney?

B (78:49)

No, you missed it.

E (78:49)

Oh, I missed it? Did you guys dog on my girl Whitney.

B (78:52)

I love Whitney.

E (78:53)

Love you, dad.

A (78:53)

She married.

E (78:54)

She happy now? Got a little one. Come on. Sydney Sweeney all the way.

D (78:58)

Her jeans are blue. Sorry?

B (79:00)

Jeans are blue.

E (79:01)

I love Sydney Sweeney. I want to have her on the show one day.

D (79:04)

Yeah, you would. Should frasc wouldn't. He's. He's like, oh, women.

B (79:08)

I've been. I've been married too long.

D (79:09)

He's like, ew.

A (79:10)

How long have you been married?

B (79:11)

15 years.

A (79:13)

So is that when you stop seeing other women?

B (79:15)

Yeah. Then it's. It's a. It's actually a great feeling for you young guys. Like when you. You're married that long. Like, you don't.

D (79:20)

Wait, are you. Are you from Vermont? Because there wasn't gay marriage legal for 15.

B (79:26)

I don't think gay exists. I don't think gay people are real.

A (79:29)

I think it's just a fake.

D (79:30)

Keep telling.

B (79:31)

Fake 100.

E (79:32)

Hey, in my defense, I didn't bring up the Sydney Sweeney Sarah Carpenter no fair event.

B (79:37)

It was all it was.

E (79:38)

I answered questions, but I was getting. I was getting turned on.

B (79:41)

It was a total girl story.

E (79:42)

Yeah, I was trying to, like, not talk too much because I was like, the more I say it, you know, the more real it becomes.

A (79:47)

The microphone's moving without your hands.

F (79:50)

You all right there, Ian?

E (79:51)

I think I'm fine.

D (79:52)

Scooch away. I think I chose my seat poorly.

E (79:54)

Show got weird.

B (79:55)

Weird. Yeah.

E (79:57)

So what would you rate? 10. They're both tens, basically.

D (79:59)

Okay.

B (80:00)

Yeah.

A (80:00)

I mean, it's Just who would get a wood?

D (80:03)

Listen, number ratings are also gay because, like, don't use math.

E (80:07)

Yeah, just. Just yes or no, right? Hot or not wood or. You guys remember hoternot.com?

D (80:13)

It'S wood or, like, you know, that's really it.

E (80:17)

Wood or eh.com wood, you know, or.

F (80:20)

Yeah, I mean, they're both pretty. But I do think that it's pretty simple to say look. I prefer this look or that look or that person to the other person. There is some kind of. Of substance. I think to Sean's point that, you know, the. The whole makeup thing there, they really do, do, do do overdo it, I think. But the. The idea that you can never find pictures of people in Hollywood without makeup, I think that's totally wrong too.

B (80:46)

Yeah, I agree. And it's. It's. I mean, it's all fake. Everything in Hollywood's fake.

F (80:51)

You. Wait a minute. You just agreed that you can find pictures of people.

B (80:54)

Oh, no. You said you can. Oh, no. I think they bury that stuff just like their real name.

D (80:59)

There's. There's candid photos that people posted of Sydney Sweeney where they, like, shot her in a pool in her backyard.

B (81:04)

Yeah.

D (81:06)

Well, TMZ does that all the time.

B (81:08)

What I loved about Whitney, I don't know if you guys know the story. So she, like, she was being blackmailed on Instagram because she. She was, like, doing a. Some kind of dress rehearsal and, like, doing a wardrobe change or whatever. And, like, on her phone, she had a picture, like, where, like, one of her boobs popped out. You guys know the story.

A (81:26)

Oh, but you know this story, but you can't tell. Women are attractive. God.

D (81:30)

Oh, no.

B (81:30)

It's a great story because this is exactly how you should handle it. So she had a black chip. Someone hack her Instagram account and then use those photos as blackmail. Right. And they. Yeah, so they were like, hey, you know, we have all this dirt on you. We're going to release all this stuff if you. If you don't, you know, give us. It's like whatever. Hundreds of thousands of dollars or whatever.

A (81:49)

Vial bath water.

B (81:50)

Yeah. So you know what? She did release them. Yeah, that's exactly how you handle that.

A (81:55)

Diabolical.

B (81:57)

Yeah. She was like, you know what? We got these blackmailers. They're coming after me. I'm just going to release this on my own. I think that's the perfect way to do it.

A (82:03)

Breaking news from our favorite cackling hyena. It's true. Kamala Harris just said on her Twitter she will be running Again. Again.

B (82:13)

Wow.

F (82:14)

That's pure comedy.

C (82:16)

That.

E (82:16)

Is that her actual comma HQ is.

C (82:18)

That's not her.

E (82:19)

Her personal account. That's like a.

D (82:20)

The campaign account she's running.

B (82:24)

Well, this was the announce.

D (82:26)

What is that noise?

F (82:27)

Oh, it's. It's a terrible mistake.

D (82:29)

Yeah. The last.

F (82:31)

Remember last time that she ran, not when she ran against Donald Trump, when. When she was inserted after Joe Biden had to drop out, but when she ran, man, she dropped out before California because she was going to win zero delegates.

D (82:44)

Yeah.

F (82:44)

And if you win zero delegates, your political. In your home state, your political career is over. She has no chance, and there's absolutely no chance.

D (82:53)

There's more context to that. They moved California up in the primary cycle to Super Tuesday to give her a bigger advantage, and she was gone before Iowa, so they actually were trying to rig it in favor of.

B (83:05)

Of her.

D (83:06)

It ended up helping Bernie Sanders, of all people, because that's the one state he won on Super Tuesday that mattered and kept him in the race a little longer, and she still blew it.

B (83:14)

I think this is great. I can't wait. There's going to be so much good content coming out of this. You know, her laugh. We're going to get more takes. Will the Democrats do what they did last time, though, and install her?

F (83:24)

Well, no, because they don't have the presidency. They're not going to do that. They're going to have a primary, and she's going to get absolutely btfo. I mean, look, it's. It's incredibly likely that it's going to be Gavin Newsman. I know it's still early. Early, you know, but Gavin Newsom is the one that really is kind of in the pole position now. I don't know who else is going to jump in. You know, it's too early to say that someone's going to win, but Kamala Harris has lost twice now. You know, I don't see her being able to convince even Democrats that she's the. She's the heir apparent.

E (83:57)

She must have an agenda, something she wants to say to the world, and she wants to take six weeks to do it. So she's going to raise a bunch of money, blow people's money, get her agenda spoke token, and then defer to Gavin Newsom and become maybe his VP or. Or endorse AOC and Gavin Newsom.

F (84:12)

Imagine twice how embarrassing.

B (84:15)

Oh, man.

A (84:15)

I think she's going to endorse the auto pen. I think it's going to be. She's gonna throw her full support behind Our previous president.

B (84:22)

Well, what's going to be interesting is whether or not she does Joe Rogan. So, like, Joe's told the story on this. And, you know, her. Her team was like, oh, you know, Joe, cancel, or he didn't want me on, or whatever. That wasn't the story. Like, Joe actually told the actual story where, you know, they. They had a date, worked out. They had, you know, the booking set and everything. And they're the ones that backed out on Joe. And they. They. I forgot. I don't know if they actually had the date. But, like, he was trying his butt off to get her on the show and her team was refusing. I think she's gonna have, like. It'll be interesting to see if he allows her to go back on.

F (84:59)

But if she doesn't spend the next. If she hasn't spent the past year doing everything she can to get ready and spend the next three years doing media, do it, do it. Like, doing practice media, doing media training stuff. Like, if she hasn't done that, she has no chance. If AOC runs, which I don't know. I mean, look, Congress people generally don't run. They don't really have a chance. But AOC kind of has her finger on the pulse of the Democrat Party. If AOC runs, AOC will smoke her because she's far more politically talented. Talented.

B (85:29)

Good on social.

F (85:30)

Yeah, she has. She has no chance.

A (85:32)

Better at making drinks.

D (85:33)

No chance.

B (85:34)

Yeah.

D (85:35)

It depends because we don't know how Ocasio Cortez is going to do with black voters. And the way the Democratic primary is structured, which is why I was able to predict Biden winning the primary a year before it happened. And turning around in South Carolina, is that you have Iowa, New Hampshire, then you have Nevada, and then it's all majority black state states. So if you can't win older black voters, you can't get through it. And a lot of times they vote for the establishment candidate with name recognition. So, like, she might have a better chance than you're giving her credit for in the primary or at least earlier on.

F (86:07)

Who do you think Clyburn would prefer? Because Clyburn's the.

D (86:10)

He's the one who pushed Biden to put her on the ticket in the first place. I think it'd be.

F (86:14)

Do you think Clyburn would go with AOC or Kamala?

D (86:16)

Not aoc, like, but he's the one who pushed to get Kamala on Biden's ticket in the first place. So.

F (86:20)

But do you think he'd choose. I Think he might over AOC if the two.

D (86:23)

For sure, yeah. Really? Because, like, what does AOC do for him?

B (86:28)

Yeah, well, and. And I think. I think Newsom definitely will be the candidate. And not because of the hair, but because he actually, unlike AOC has gone on the other side. He had Charlie on. He talks to conservatives. He's been, like, doing the outreach on the other side. AOC doesn't. AOC doesn't go on, you know, Rogan's podcast or even, you know, Lex Friedman. Even safe, you know, not liberal podcasts. You won't do it. So I think that's going to hurt her.

D (86:55)

I genuinely think, though, if you're a Democrat and you're looking at your candidates, you should never just go get Kamala Harris's book 107 Days and realize that this is somebody you should never vote for for president. Because the whole thing is excuses. And it's like, if only I had more time. If only I would have loved to talk about this policy idea, but only I had more time to.

A (87:15)

It's like.

D (87:16)

It's like, first of all, her biggest boost was in the beginning, so she needed less time. They needed to announce her and run the propaganda campaign, like, two days before the election and hope that that worked. But, like, she's been in politics forever. She was the vice president for years. Biden was super old and, like, you know, like, we wish him well and all that he could have passed away at any point in time. And she's like, I had no time to think of a policy agenda. She was doing nothing her whole time as vp, dp. So she's like, oh, I had no time to do anything. She has no plan. All she wants is her own power. Like, that's it. And also, crucial question, Kamala or Hillary?

B (87:53)

What do you mean, Kamala or Hillary? You know, honestly, Hillary.

A (87:59)

I have to say, Kamala, just because Hillary is. There's.

F (88:02)

Are you talking about president or something else?

D (88:04)

You got to put them in the. In their.

B (88:05)

He's talking about something else.

E (88:07)

Hillary Clinton's way forever.

A (88:10)

Pamela.

E (88:10)

Really?

A (88:11)

If I. Yes, that's easy. If you had to.

B (88:17)

I'm.

E (88:17)

What do they call Sapio. Sexual.

D (88:18)

I like.

E (88:19)

Well, I said the word sexual. Other than that, it just means I could turn on my, like, a smart mind, you know, like, the mind gets me. So Hillary, you know, way you're not.

A (88:28)

Worried, like, if you performed poorly, Hillary would, you know, have you thrown in.

D (88:32)

A bag and dumped Hillary to throw.

F (88:34)

Him in the bag.

E (88:35)

He's into that.

B (88:37)

I can't wait for like the part two of Mindy Kaling and Kamala doing Indian cooking or whatever the hell they were doing. Oh, it's gonna be great.

F (88:45)

No, I think that I. I think that the Democrats. Well, I. I don't actually know. I don't know. I. I want to say if the Democrats were smart, they would go with someone like Gavin Newsome. They've lost. You know, every time they've run a woman or. Or an identity candidate, they've lost. Right. They ran Joe Biden, white guy. If they went with Gavin Newsome, they probably have the best chance.

B (89:06)

I agree.

E (89:06)

Yeah.

B (89:07)

And he's. Like I said, he's the one that's really. He started his own podcast. Like, I, I can't stand the guy, but he gets it more than the other candidates.

F (89:15)

And his policies would be just as far left as Kamala Harris. You know, he's not. He's not like some kind of centrist guy. He may run as a centrist guy. You know, he went on Sean Ryan's podcast and said, oh, I'm a gun owner, B.S. but like, he, he could run as a centrist. And then all the policies just like Biden, you know, like, I'm. I'm the middle of the road kind of normal Democrat guy. Then he get. And next thing you know, there's dudes whipping fake boobs out on the, on the White House.

E (89:39)

I think that there. It's going to be Kamala, AOC and Gavin on stage at some point, debating. Kamala will probably inevitably drop out, and then AOC and Gavin will go at it, and then people will love seeing their camaraderie. And then AOC will bow out and become his vp.

B (89:54)

But AOC hasn't said she's running yet. Right.

E (89:57)

But I mean, who else. Who else has any charisma in that party?

F (90:00)

The only way AC is going to run, there's. There's people who. People out there.

D (90:03)

The only. Oh, yeah, he's definitely gonna run. But the only way AOC wouldn't run is if she runs for that Senate seat. Like, and I was probably smarter to.

A (90:11)

Do that too, wanting to follow in Pelosi's footsteps and basically be the next run the House.

D (90:15)

But remember, Wes Moore from Maryland is going to run like, that's Obama's, like, chosen person that probably will get that Clyburn endorsement. Like, there's a bunch of candidates that they have. I mean, Nick Shirley did knock out Tim Walls, who was.

B (90:28)

I hope she picks them again. But, yeah, probably he can. He might be in jail.

E (90:31)

Walt Knocked himself out if he was overseeing that.

B (90:35)

And he is sorry. Like, when he was on the campaign, like, oh, they got all so upset when Trump said. He was like, he really is.

A (90:42)

It's so scary. He was a sneeze away from being vp.

B (90:45)

He was like, dude. Like, he literally had, like, gestures, like, on stage and stuff. Like, he couldn't.

E (90:50)

His face is like.

B (90:51)

Yeah, it's like smiles. It's like, yeah, yeah, it was horrible. I saw him actually live in Milwaukee. He was like, just the biggest, biggest idiot on stage. And, you know, she tried to be presidential and stuff, but he's like, you.

A (91:03)

Know, picked him because he's a white dude. And that. That was all they.

F (91:06)

Well, and because he wasn't.

D (91:08)

Josh Shapiro tanked the interview. So, like, there was that. And, like, it's funny because you read the. There's a campaign book. I forgot what it was. Fire or something like that. And they're like, josh Shapiro did not want to be her vp, and he basically told her that he was not a guy who plays second fiddle. Then you read Kamala Harris's book, and she can't ever take a loss. So it's like, oh, I felt like my driver didn't like Jo Shapiro. And this is literally in the book.

A (91:33)

Brown.

E (91:34)

No, no.

D (91:34)

Her Swedish driver is a really good assessment of character. And she's like, I didn't. I didn't like that. That he didn't. He didn't want to, like, listen to me or some such thing. So she didn't take him. She didn't take the astronaut from Arizona because he didn't endorse the pro act early enough. So, like, Mark Kelly. Yeah. So it was a terror. It was a terrible choice on her part.

B (91:52)

We'll never get Kamala, but maybe we get Montel Williams on here. That'd be great.

D (91:57)

So true.

A (91:58)

Sidebase spilling all the tea. And guys, definitely don't try to hack the password to Kamala hq. Should we pull up that image? Is that funny?

D (92:11)

Yes.

A (92:13)

Do not try to hack.

B (92:16)

Should say, don't.

A (92:17)

Come on for a second.

F (92:18)

Don't come.

D (92:19)

I did.

A (92:19)

Oh, okay. Okay.

B (92:20)

Yeah, don't come would have been a better joke.

D (92:22)

I can't believe. I can't believe in one of the closest elections of all time, Hillary Clinton. Clinton is currently winning in the poll. Like, you guys know Kamala cooks. She talks about food all the time.

B (92:32)

Yeah, I know. She cooks Indian food with Mindy K.

D (92:34)

Half of her book is like, I was cooking up pancakes. I was making Dougie's favorite thing by the way. Get the audiobook. Kamala Harris reads it herself. Oh, God, it is excruciating.

B (92:44)

I think Indians, Indians have lost so much favor that she's gonna really have to lean in on the black side this time. She kind of did she code switch. She was going back.

D (92:56)

Well, I mean, she was doing. She teached a Sofia Vegara accent at one point. She's like, I love you. That's right, my Latinos. So she was doing whatever, but like.

B (93:05)

Except for Joe Rogan's podcast, she did everything.

D (93:07)

I meant like every accent.

A (93:08)

Yeah, that really hurt her. I mean, she was screwed anyway.

D (93:11)

But I like when she finally did the interview with Tim Walls and they put her at a little baby desk, like made her look as weak as possible in the restaurant. Like real, real, real great stuff right there.

F (93:22)

Yeah, I mean, I, I, I'm excited, excited that she's running again because we're gonna get a ton of comedy out of it.

B (93:29)

I love it.

D (93:30)

I don't, we don't know if she's running. She might announce a non profit.

F (93:32)

Like, yeah, come on.

A (93:34)

Maybe she might announce a competing lingerie line.

B (93:37)

I mean, that is a fair point. Is it a little early to announce you're running?

F (93:42)

Why?

D (93:43)

I mean, unless she's announcing a run for the governor of California, which. Yeah, there was rumors that she was thinking about doing that.

B (93:50)

Yeah. Because we still also got.

F (93:51)

I saw something that it looks like that a Republican might actually be. Or two Republicans might be on the ballot for California governor.

D (93:59)

That's if they all split. They're gonna drop out because of the way their jungle primary works.

B (94:03)

Yeah, but it's like the Republicans like in New York, like, what was that guy's name that ran? He was not a Republican.

D (94:08)

Lee Zeldin.

B (94:09)

No, the guy that got like none of the guy with the beret.

D (94:12)

Oh.

B (94:15)

My God.

A (94:16)

He just doesn't have an enough money.

B (94:17)

He's not a real Republican. I mean, he was up there talking all the woke talking to New York.

D (94:23)

That's the fault of the Republican Party. They let him run unopposed in the primary because they thought Cuomo had it on lock. So they didn't even try to run a real candidate.

B (94:31)

Yeah, but he wasn't a real Republican.

A (94:33)

He was an official lamb.

B (94:34)

Yeah.

D (94:36)

I like him and everything, but he's a goof like he is.

A (94:39)

They should absolutely have Larry Sharp as the next governor. He would, he would fix it all.

D (94:45)

They should have voted for the legend of Zeldin. They should have.

F (94:49)

I'm, I'm still excited to see how it pans out with mum Donnie.

A (94:52)

Yeah, I think like the reverse. I think he. He sounded very communist at the top, but, like, he's not going to be able to do as much as he promised when he.

F (95:01)

But he's going to. He's going to. I mean, we were talking today, 17 people now passed away just because of the.

D (95:05)

Up to 17 homeless have died in the last two weeks because of his.

A (95:08)

Terrible policy that's on his watch.

F (95:10)

And there was a guy. There was a guy that was shot by the police because he was charging them with a knife. And he's up there being like, oh, we feel terrible for the family and blah, blah, blah. He's throwing the law enforcement under the bus in New York. It's gonna get bad.

A (95:22)

All he really has control over are the cops and the schools. It's like he can't make the buses free. No, he can't do that.

B (95:30)

I would like to get some super chats in on whether or not my checkpoint idea makes sense.

E (95:38)

No, I want to get the ones.

D (95:39)

In that call you out for not being a straight when it came to that debate.

A (95:42)

More importantly, everybody, kindly smash the like button. Share the show and join us on timcast.com to join the Late show and our discord or say whatever. Just tell them we are going to Super Chats and Rumble Rants. Whoops, I read that part. But we are. We're going Super Chats and we're going to Rumble Rants Chat.

B (96:00)

Me.

A (96:00)

Like all of us. Subscribe to all of us, please, why don't you. Thank you.

E (96:06)

Especially Chrissy Mayer.

A (96:07)

That was such a. Like a prompter snafu I just had. Should we be reading this one? One?

D (96:13)

Yeah, let's read that one.

A (96:14)

Okay. From David Brick something. This is going to be unrelated, but has anyone else noticed that Sam Cedar looks like the Evil scientist from the Grounded video game? I don't understand that reference.

D (96:27)

Pull up an image.

E (96:28)

I've been looking at it, the game, but I didn't buy it.

B (96:30)

Like, hate makes you so ugly. If you look at that guy early in his career, he looks completely different. Like, it just. I mean, Sean the expert here can tell us.

E (96:39)

I'm.

D (96:40)

I'm not a big fan of Sam Cedar, but he's like, he's like 58 years old and he looks like he's 42.

B (96:45)

No, he looks like he's 82.

D (96:48)

No, you're wrong.

B (96:48)

No, he looks horrible. He's disfigured. The hate is really.

D (96:53)

Again, he's. He's blinded by ideology.

B (96:55)

Sam Cedar oh, my God.

F (96:57)

He looks hate.

B (96:58)

He looks horrible. The guy. If you look at him from the beginning, hate really does have.

F (97:04)

True.

B (97:04)

It doesn't.

E (97:05)

Pain and anger.

D (97:06)

Not a fan of him. And sometimes he dresses like a.

F (97:08)

Like, bro, this guy does not look like he's.

D (97:10)

Sometimes. Sometimes he dresses like the brawny paper.

B (97:12)

Towel guy looks like an asshole.

D (97:13)

He. He's. He's gobbling up that adrenochrome or something. Like, the guy.

F (97:17)

Look.

D (97:18)

Look at him. If you put a little.

F (97:19)

If, like, he took the. The gray out of his beard, get a little just for men in there, he would not look like he's.

D (97:23)

He has. If you pull up his age, he's.

B (97:25)

Like, he's almost 60 years old. He has. He has literally turned into the troll that he is.

D (97:30)

No, he's. He's like a nerdy looking guy, but he's. He does. You're just wrong. He doesn't.

B (97:35)

And you're. Okay, I'm not straight. And you're saying, how high?

F (97:41)

There's a difference between saying someone doesn't look like they're 80 and saying they're hot.

D (97:45)

Yeah.

B (97:45)

You guys keep talking about how hot Sam Cedar is.

A (97:48)

I think he looks like a 59 years old.

B (97:52)

Yeah.

D (97:52)

And he's saying he looks 80. He doesn't look 80 plus.

B (97:54)

He's a Hollywood guy, so you can't trust that age. No, he looks.

D (97:58)

You want to check his makeup? Listen, I know, I know that. I know he's not popular around these parts. I'm not a fan of him either. But, like, he doesn't look 80.

B (98:06)

You're saying how hot he is.

D (98:07)

Like, don't be. Don't be such a gay about it.

A (98:09)

Sean, would you or would you not? That's what it means.

F (98:12)

That's the answer.

D (98:13)

No, I. I actually, I. I asked Sam Cedar to go on a double date, and he did reject me on the culture war episode. He said he would not.

E (98:20)

Oh, really?

B (98:21)

You asked him to go on a double date?

D (98:23)

I did on the. Well, actually, it's a single date, but I did want to go on two dates.

B (98:26)

It's just sounding gayer and gayer and gayer.

D (98:29)

But he rejected both of them. It was, like, really rude. I'm like, he wouldn't have me on his show in studio afterwards. He felt weird about it.

B (98:35)

I'm like, oh, these two fake Hollywood girls aren't hot. And you're like, sam Cedar, I want to go on a date with. He doesn't look 80.

D (98:41)

It's just like, you're factually wrong. I am an objective evaluator of all things.

B (98:45)

He's a horrifying. He looks super.

A (98:46)

Chat from our sergeant 31, bro. Did you all not watch the movie Bicentennial man with Robin Williams? Just wait 100 years. They're gonna give robots the right to vote. They already told us the plan.

B (98:58)

Yeah, I'm fine with it. I give them rights over illegals. I'm 100% on board with that. I mean, like, have the illegals leaving the country crying and stuff and then say, full citizenship for the whole.

A (99:10)

Do a better job on our roof. The Mexicans or the robots. Whoever wins gets to vote.

D (99:16)

Something about like a Mexican doing construction. Like it can't be beaten by the machine.

F (99:20)

Totally disagree.

B (99:21)

Are you kidding?

A (99:22)

Compliment to the Mexican.

B (99:23)

I had. I had roof or water damage in my. My condo. And it was great because they had, like, two white guys come and say they did the assessment. They're like, oh, you know, we're going to do this and this and this and this. And then I come back and it's two days later when they start. It's two Mexican guys and it looks terrible.

D (99:40)

No, you're wrong. This is like black people with the bass guitar. Like, you hand it to them, they'll act like they don't know what to do do with it. But five minutes, they'll be figuring it out. You're part Mexican, man. You should have just went up there.

B (99:50)

I know.

D (99:51)

Sensing about what was going on. And you would have just put it together.

A (99:54)

From Dan Vicious. Hey, who's this guido on Tim cast lately?

F (99:59)

That would be Sean.

D (100:00)

It's got to be.

B (100:02)

Not a guido, but I'll take it.

A (100:04)

Eyebrows tell a different story.

B (100:06)

Everyone, any country I go to, they think I'm the thing. So if I'm in Egypt, they think I'm Egyptian. If I'm in Italy, they think I'm Italian.

D (100:13)

But you did go to the gym before the show. Show, Right.

B (100:15)

I. Well, yeah.

E (100:16)

What are you, like, Byzantine or German or something?

B (100:18)

Mexican and Irish.

F (100:19)

Oh, that's cool.

B (100:20)

Yeah, yeah, I'm American.

F (100:22)

Your DNA goes Mexican and Irish.

B (100:24)

Yeah, that's.

A (100:25)

That's technically from Dan Vicious again. Hey, Chrissy.

D (100:28)

Hey, guys.

A (100:28)

Can we play Ricky Lindholm's hysteria video for Chrissy when we get to Rumble? Only Sabrina looks like she was painted by drag queens.

D (100:36)

Sure.

B (100:37)

That is fair.

F (100:38)

She's kind of normal, though.

B (100:39)

That's fair. And, like, that's not her real hair color or her real eye color, right? Oh, my God, here we go.

E (100:45)

I don't know.

D (100:46)

Go look at the Fox News women. They're not blondes over there either.

B (100:49)

Like I'm not even a real red again here.

D (100:51)

I know. I'm very disappointed by that.

E (100:53)

5 11. Talking about ourselves for a minute. I don't know.

B (100:59)

Seriously. That's not her real hair color and her eye color. Right.

D (101:02)

I do have a sock in my pants.

A (101:04)

I knew it.

B (101:06)

Just kidding. Last night, Sean, you missed it.

E (101:10)

Like at the bottom of the pants and where the ankles are on my feet. I. I'm not covering for you anymore, Sean.

B (101:16)

I can't do it.

A (101:17)

871 says I think men find Sydney more attractive than Sabrina because Sydney doesn't come across as a blanket. Oh, blatant. Who will cheat on you in a heartbeat.

B (101:28)

Have you seen the show Euphoria? Has anybody seen anything Sydney's done?

A (101:33)

No, we're not 16 years old.

B (101:35)

Yeah, acting. Acting as a complete. And having complete nude sex Sc. Constantly. This. You know, this. I'm not a prude like Tate, but I am taking Tate's position here. I'm a little bit of a prude. The whole thing in Hollywood, where we still need sex scenes, I think that's so archaic.

F (101:52)

Do you know that Superman, the movie can't really fly?

B (101:55)

100%.

F (101:55)

Okay.

B (101:56)

All right. But I don't need to see naked people in movies. Especially when I'm watching it with my parents or my family.

D (102:01)

And you're watching Euphoria with your parents.

B (102:03)

I'm not. Listen when you're watching. I didn't know what it was. Okay, Sean. I came across it. I was like, this is a word I like.

D (102:11)

And we turned it on at the retirement. Retirement home for their community movie night.

B (102:15)

Yeah. Don't judge my family's movie night.

D (102:17)

They liked it more than you. That was the weird thing.

B (102:19)

That's really weird.

A (102:21)

From wolf3741. Regardless of the topic, there is no point worrying about left wing optics. No matter what happens, the commies will spin it however they like and the brain dead masses will slurp it up. If our base says it's good, it's good.

F (102:34)

100 disagree.

E (102:37)

To know your enemy in the way they think. If you think people are the opponent, you must understand their perception. Then you can manipulate it way easier.

F (102:45)

I don't.

B (102:46)

Understanding it is different than caring about it like something and not care about.

D (102:51)

But like what matters. What matters for us should be what is true. And if you look at where ice was before the surge and what the policies were before the surge, the Trump administration got the win and they only gave up 700 ICE agents, but there were 80, not 23, 300 before the search, that's a win. If the left gets a PR win and they think that they got a capitulation, like from their side and that gets them to calm down, that's a good thing. So, yeah, the perception is a good thing. This is like at the end of the 12 Day War, like, Israel declared victory, Iran declared victory, the United States declared victory. That's fine. But like, what actually happened was a bunch of nuclear facilities were hit. So, like, one side did take more damage. The fact that everybody can, like, placate their, like, ravenous base, it's. That's okay. I just care about the reality. And the reality is that's a win. Let them celebrate their symbolic win because I'll take the real victory.

E (103:45)

Yep. They call it a white piece. In a lot of conflict, it's no side really wins the war. There's no surrender. But everyone's just like, the war is over, we're all winning.

B (103:54)

But again, win to MAGA is not a compromise. A win to MAGA is illegals out.

F (104:02)

But if there's still 2300 ice ages agents deporting people from Minneapolis, we need.

B (104:07)

To see more of that.

D (104:08)

Yeah, what's the.

B (104:09)

We just haven't seen it. All we've seen is like, you know, Renee, good and pretty. We have not seen like, these people out. That's what I'm saying. The checkpoint at least would be something we can see.

D (104:18)

No, no. What's the, what's the compromise? If the stated goal by Tom Holman day one was these sanctuary cities and the one that they made an example of was Minneapolis are going to turn over the people from the jails. And then they got that exact concession. There's no compromise.

F (104:33)

I don't need to see them. I don't need to watch people getting per. Walked out of the United States. No, I need to see the results. As in, like, fewer actual illegals in, in the United States. The prices of housing going down, apartments going down because there's more access to the, to, to places on the market. I need to see those kind of results. I don't care if I watch them leave, just so long as they're leaving.

B (104:57)

I'm telling you, I think most people would disagree. I do think people want to see them. Perp walked out of the country. Like, you could start a whole show on it instead of having cops. Could be like, like ice.

D (105:06)

And, you know, the policy change was the goal. They got the policy change like the whole point of surging the ICE agents was to get the policy change. We got the change and then we didn't even pull back the ICE agents to the way they were before. There's still like 23 times as many that were there originally.

B (105:22)

From a political standpoint, politicos care about policy. Normal people care about the show. Cops where they can see people get arrested. Exactly.

E (105:31)

But you don't want to like throw like scratch an itch that is going to enrage a bunch of like you don't. Just to feed the blood loss. You don't want to piss off half the world.

F (105:39)

You know, there are. If there are say 20 million illegals, right. You could make a show about removing 1 million and it would run for the next 10 years. But removing 1 million isn't nearly enough. I don't care about watching them leave. Watching them leave is not substance. Watching them leave is show. The important part is that they leave and we see the results of them leaving in society. Just watching them leave is not important.

B (106:09)

I understand.

A (106:09)

Super chat from same old man fits in with this perfectly. Says the issue is that we want all of the illegals out of the usa, not just the violent ones. That is why I think we lost with Minnesota. This is a loss.

B (106:22)

Yeah. And that you're going to hear a lot of the sentiment from Mag. Again, I understand what you're saying from, you know, the PR stand standpoint, from the political standpoint. But again, if you, if you could show people getting removed out of the country like that. And we talked about this, when Artis was on, he was like, hey, we should be showing more like content of ICE being in cities where they are like being supported by the local community. Like in Texas, like we're seeing is.

A (106:48)

Like people like the footage from Renee and the footage from people.

F (106:51)

It's going to be counterproductive because if you put this stuff on TV and the left is watching this stuff, all they're going to do is they're going to take that stuff and say, look, they're, they're doing blah, blah, blah. And then that will motivate the left. It is far better for it to happen quietly like it's happening all over the country, not in Minneapolis. It's far better for it to happen quietly where it doesn't get the attention of the left and they can't use it as propaganda. The idea of putting it on TV so that way people watch is only going to rile up the left. It doesn't actually make a difference. The important thing is Getting them out. And honestly, if you could get them out without anyone knowing, if you could get illegal, like if you could get 10 million illegals out with no one knowing except for seeing the results, that's way better. Because then the left can't capitalize on it. It's a terrible idea.

D (107:36)

What gets more people out, I think being able to go to the jails. By the way, they still have 23 agents doing operations. The difference is they can go to the jails and the local police are pledging to break up the disruptions that they're dealing with. They're breaking up the roadblocks like they got every control session so that 700 agents could probably be better spent in another city. So again, you're not really losing a lot because those 2300 become more effective because again, the local police are going to be making the arrests, they're going to be disrupting the roadblocks and all that. That was all a part of the home and press conference of what they got in exchange.

B (108:10)

And this is why the MAGA base will continue to get upset. Because again in January 6, they don't get a TV show in January six. It didn't matter. The PR didn't matter that it was the right thing or people policy. They had a bloodlust and they went out and used every single resource that we had to go arrest a ton of people and make it as public as possible.

F (108:30)

The point of that was to scare the people on the right.

B (108:33)

Exactly. And if we are creating content, it's like, hey, we're going to walk you out. Hey business owner, we're going to send you to Somalia. Sorry, that scares the hell out of.

A (108:41)

Maybe they'll self deport.

F (108:42)

No, it doesn't scare the left.

D (108:43)

How many?

F (108:44)

The left wants martyrs, dude. The left go out there and they get shot. They, they try to hit cops with their cars. They don't care. They're not going to be afraid.

B (108:52)

I'm just saying the MAGA base will continue get upset if they're not seeing the same again.

D (108:56)

How many? You're like comparing like something completely different in scale. How many people were arrested for the January 6 thing? Like maybe around 2,000 people total.

B (109:05)

It was a symbology.

D (109:06)

I understand that but like yeah, it's way easier to hunt down 2,000 people than it is to get rid of. What are we looking at? Like the official 11 million, unchanging 11 million that somehow never changes. Even we have millions coming on under Biden. Like that is a much longer operation. And yeah, you will Be able to get more done without fighting the left wing agitators every step of the way. Being able to pick these people up from jail and even if you miss them in jail when they get flagged upon arrest, that's a huge deal because you get verification of their new address. Like there's a bunch of information that they'll be getting that helps them, which again is what Tom Holman wanted in the first place. So if he's happy with the deal and he's like the big deportation guy, then I think we should be fine with it.

F (109:47)

Yeah. The more quietly you can do it, the better the, the more you can do it without people really noticing and without messing up their lives and changing their, their, their day, Day to day life.

A (109:57)

Not feel bad about it.

F (109:58)

Yeah, because exactly. It's a great point. You don't have people getting squishy if they don't see what they would consider aggressive policing on tv.

A (110:06)

People coming in, we didn't see them swimming and dying in the river trying to get here. We didn't see like all the kids, kids, you know, coming over, getting lost.

B (110:14)

But people getting squishy is not our problem.

F (110:18)

Absolutely is. No, because.

B (110:20)

Because we're gonna have to agree to disagree.

F (110:22)

A president can do things. A president can do way more things. When people are not protesting in the streets and not getting upset about it. You absolutely have to worry about the optics and you absolutely have to worry about the way that people perceive it.

B (110:34)

So let the domestic terrorists win.

D (110:36)

That is the most insane thing you.

B (110:38)

Could have possibly said.

D (110:40)

Talking about.

B (110:41)

Because the left will throw a temper tantrum. We should care.

F (110:46)

We're talking about.

B (110:47)

I'm just saying.

D (110:48)

Hold on. We're. How many years after defund the police was first brought to the public consciousness in 2020? Like that lost like 8020 issue. People were not in favor of that 8020 issue. Black people were not in favor of that. Six years later we have a plurality in favor of abolishing ice. This is another defund kind of movement. And that's because, yes, the optics do matter. Like you're trying to govern. You're. You need to be able to fund this agency. And guess what? If you get killed in the midterms over the ICE issue.

F (111:20)

Yeah.

D (111:20)

Then that, because of that pr, then they're going to cut the funding for them and they're going to restrict them. So yeah, it does matter.

B (111:26)

We got to move on.

A (111:27)

So cultured redneck. Thank you for the super chat. Per JD Vance on MK Today, the 700 agents were only there to protect the agents arresting illegals. Now with mutual assistance with local pd, they are no longer needed. Oh no. How dare we try and mimic our red states deportations.

B (111:42)

The thing is like, and I think you're going to hear this more and more like people don't trust the Minnesota police, the Minneapolis police. I mean, the reason why they're in the situation that they are in is because, and Tim makes this point all the time, the police are also a part of the political ideology. These are people right when they're in these blue sanctuary cities. These are also the antifa members. So it's going to be a tough one to be like, oh yeah, we trust the ant, the local antifa members with a badge to do what they need to do.

A (112:14)

Handyman here. Thank you for the super chat. The SAVE act is much more important than a show. It gets results and makes an easy short show of a win. Handyman here and there says, call Senators McConnell, McCloskey, Collins and Thune to politely demand the Save America Voting Act. It's the Voter Act ID Act. Good idea. Sergeant Buck 01. Tim Wall said that he was friends with school shooters. Even if, if that was him flubbing a talking point, it's completely indefensible.

B (112:46)

I remember that.

E (112:47)

Yeah.

B (112:48)

Yeah. That guy again, he's like, he does things, says we agree about that. Yeah.

A (112:54)

Don's Peto says I can't with Gavin. He is horrible as. He is horrible as a Cal. Californian.

F (113:03)

Yeah. I mean he's, he's done terrible things for. He did terrible things for San Francisco and then somehow he got elected to be governor and he's done terrible things for California.

B (113:13)

But we're talking about him. We're talking about him. That's the thing. Like he's, he's been successful in that realm at least of, you know, putting his name on the map and the women love his hair or whatever looks.

D (113:24)

He looks like a president.

B (113:25)

Exactly.

D (113:25)

That's why we nominated it.

B (113:26)

Right.

A (113:26)

He looks like a serial killer.

B (113:28)

He does look. He's American Psycho.

A (113:30)

Yeah.

B (113:30)

100%, you know.

A (113:31)

James Johnson, 69999. Thanks for the super chat, Sean. Do you think mom dummy is to be blamed for the 12 homeless who froze to death during the winter storm?

D (113:40)

It is. It's 17 right now, I believe 14 confirmed from hypothermia. And yeah, absolutely, he ended homeless sweeps. Like the homeless people are not being forced off the street. They're being asked, they're mentally ill. They're saying no, they're dying in the.

A (113:52)

At least make Igloos for them out of all this.

B (113:54)

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm going to defend Mom Donnie right now. This is crazy. Crazy. Like, so. So you're saying it's Mom Donnie's fault that homeless people didn't want to go into homeless shelters?

D (114:04)

The policy used to be you force them off the streets. You can't have the encampment. You're going to the shelter when it's freezing, temperature wild. It's now. I'm asking you politely, Mr. Insane Person, to make a rational choice. That is his fault. He changed it.

B (114:19)

I'm gonna go ahead. Let's listen. Homeless people want to be on the street.

D (114:22)

That's why you force them off the. The street. Yes.

B (114:25)

You guys are against my checkpoint earlier, but now we're saying we should force homeless people in the homeless shelter.

D (114:30)

There's a difference between the government setting up checkpoints to just blanket go after everyone in violation of the fourth Amendment and you stating the reality, which is this is not California. You don't have a right to sleep on the street. You don't have a right to conquer our parks. That's not how it works.

B (114:44)

This is interesting.

F (114:45)

That is the most insane comparison that I've heard in ages.

B (114:48)

I mean, we're going to say the government should compel people to do stuff like check their IDs. Like, who are we talking about?

F (114:54)

Compelling mental mentally ill people.

B (114:57)

Again, their choice to be on the street. Like they're mentally ill.

D (115:03)

You don't have a right to sleep on the sidewalk. Like, this is nonsense.

B (115:09)

Homeless people don't want to be in homeless.

D (115:11)

I don't. I don't care.

F (115:14)

They don't.

D (115:14)

They don't get to decide.

B (115:15)

That's fair. That's gonna be like. That's why you take away.

D (115:18)

That's why you take away.

A (115:22)

Thanks for the super chat. As is Tim cast tradition, I'd like to announce the birth of our second child and first son, Daniel Jacob Wade. Welcome to the earth, little Danny.

F (115:31)

Congratulations.

A (115:32)

Children are such a blessing. Everybody have a kid.

E (115:35)

Welcome aboard, man.

D (115:36)

Do it.

E (115:36)

The Earth is a spaceship.

A (115:38)

Do it now. Get someone pregnant today.

B (115:40)

Ian and I were talking. We have this theory together, actually.

E (115:42)

Oh, wait, you were talking about something else that we were talking about.

F (115:44)

What?

B (115:44)

Well, we had this theory that, like, you know, we have so many kids, you know, birth. In the super chats, we wonder if, like, they were also conceived, like, listening.

A (115:52)

While watching the show.

E (115:53)

Yeah. How many?

A (115:54)

And who and who were they looking at while they.

B (115:56)

Yeah, like Tim. Just railing on Ian, like, you idiot.

E (116:00)

This is what gets me going.

A (116:01)

While you were talking about civil war.

E (116:03)

Say it again, Tim.

B (116:04)

Hard as a rock right now. He's just railing in.

E (116:07)

He's about to sell it. He's about to say it. Yeah, like that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.

B (116:13)

We got a little.

A (116:14)

Little dark there, but Ottoman Prime. Thanks for the super chat. Whoa. Grace Randolph hosting. Can we get a mini roast of the panel? Got mini roast. I mean, that's tough on the spot.

B (116:26)

I mean, Ian's easy. Sean loves sex people. I guess it's true. Sean loves homeless people, Likes domestic terrorists.

D (116:38)

Oh, we have.

E (116:38)

We also have a. A vote going on in the chat. Sean Blue hoodie versus Sean Justice Warrior.

B (116:43)

Yeah, I'm going at.

E (116:45)

I'm going for justice work because I've been opposed opposing you all night.

B (116:48)

Yeah, actually, Sean number one versus Sean number two. We have a history. We have a history with this.

A (116:53)

Wait, who's old, right? You're.

B (116:54)

I'm way older.

E (116:56)

Justice got a big advantage.

D (116:58)

70, 30.

B (116:59)

He's got 500, 000 more subscribers than me, though.

F (117:02)

I think people just chat.

E (117:03)

You want checkpoints.

F (117:04)

What's just a chat point?

A (117:06)

Yeah, it's this chat.

D (117:07)

Just relax. It's just this chat.

E (117:08)

Oh, it's this to the YouTube chat.

A (117:10)

Zachary Hammer something or other. Thanks for the super chat. Can we get a pizza gate update? We haven't talked about that.

B (117:19)

Is there an update?

E (117:20)

I think Surge is just a cod.

A (117:23)

Just we gotta remember, read the chats.

F (117:24)

Pizzagate was more true than Covid.

D (117:28)

Yeah.

A (117:28)

Yes. That's a great conspiracy theory friend today.

B (117:32)

That's a great tweet. Josh clipped that.

A (117:36)

Let's see here from. Yeah, but Trump, watching Ian try not to laugh during the standup comedy clip was epic.

B (117:45)

He loved it.

D (117:45)

He's a professional.

E (117:47)

Yeah, that's true.

B (117:48)

You love it.

E (117:48)

But like, there's part of me that's so dark and just would say racist and sexy shit. Growing up to make people laugh and to disarm arm them and then have power in the community, like in the hierarchy of the groups of friends. And then I got went on TV and I'm like, I can't do that anymore.

A (118:02)

You can.

B (118:03)

To get on your trauma, you gotta laugh.

E (118:04)

Times have sort of changed in the last three or four years, but for like 15 years or 20 years, I was like, I gotta like remediate and be normal and not punch down and make people laugh. My goal is to make people laugh without making someone else the butt of a joke.

A (118:19)

No, that's the whole point of comedy is that everyone gets to be the butt of a joke.

B (118:22)

Absolutely.

A (118:23)

You are not so special of a group, not trans people, not. Not blacks. That you are not so special and protected, that you never get to be made fun of. That's what true equality is. Everybody gets made fun of.

E (118:33)

But I like comedy that isn't making fun of someone like, oh, a dog on the street.

B (118:39)

Do you know what left wing comedy is?

A (118:41)

Making fun of white people.

B (118:42)

And no, that's not even funny. Left wing comedy is just like activism. It's just them up there doing, yeah, clap. They're an activism.

E (118:48)

That term. Left wing comedy is a. What do they call that when it can't exist?

D (118:52)

Oxymoron.

E (118:53)

Yeah, it's an oxymoron. You can't have politically partisan comedy.

B (118:56)

Have you seen, like, Colbert or Kimmel, like, any of their monologues?

E (118:59)

None of it's funny. It's not comedy.

B (119:01)

It's not comedy. It's activism.

A (119:02)

Real comedy is just a wing of the, of the Democratic Party at this point.

B (119:06)

Listen, you could.

D (119:07)

You can make jokes that don't make fun of anybody in particular that are. Are funny. Like Jerry Seinfeld. Observational humor. Like, he's not necessarily making fun of individuals, but it's also fun to make fun of people.

B (119:17)

Yes.

F (119:18)

Yeah.

E (119:18)

I don't have fun with it.

F (119:20)

Pass it around to everybody. Make sure that everybody gets a little bit of the, of the, of the Sting and what you want. Roaster. That's why roasts are so popular, you know?

E (119:29)

Roaster roasts.

A (119:30)

Yeah, yeah. Because people, people like that. People like to make fun of themselves, their friends.

F (119:36)

Like, the person getting roasted gets roasted. But usually everybody that's up on stage is getting, you know, getting flack as well. So it's not like. It's not like they all just go and attack the one guy. The Tom Brady roast. They were, they were. Everybody was flinging at everybody.

E (119:51)

Roast is different because you kind of agree before you go in. We're all going to make fun of each other to.

A (119:56)

Right.

E (119:56)

But just picking somebody out in the world and talking about them to get laughs is like, oh, this is so easy. It's so easy. It's so hard to make people laugh intelligently that without dragging.

A (120:07)

I found what you. You don't have control over what you laugh at. Intelligent people laugh at dumb, simple jokes all the time. It doesn't. It doesn't speak to your intelligence.

F (120:16)

Yeah, farts are always funny.

E (120:19)

Toilet humor. There's like a. A genre called toilet humor.

A (120:22)

Humor, you know, dons a patero. Thank you for the super chat. I don't know, it may be like Nicki Minaj where the manager is left is left. Wait, the manager is left of. She might be in the middle where she doesn't believe in it or she actually is far left but is hiding it. I've enjoyed watching her her pivot quite a bit.

F (120:43)

Yeah.

A (120:45)

All right everybody, thank you so much for watching. We are going to go to the members only portion of the show. Hold on.

F (120:51)

Sean, thanks for coming.

A (120:52)

Oh shoot. I'm sorry, don't listen to me.

D (120:54)

Where can people find you?

E (120:55)

A little pre Outro.

C (120:56)

Outro.

A (120:58)

Just let me finish my sentence. Thank you Sean for coming.

D (121:01)

Oh, you can find me on YouTube.com actualjusticewarrior and I'm currently working on a true crime docuseries on the world's first Amish serial killer. The reason it took so long for them to catch him is their forensics are like 300 years behind.

E (121:16)

You can find me at Ian Crossland hanging out on the beach, stretching and stuff. And follow me at Ian Crossland on the Internet, on YouTube X and Instagram as well as going to Graphene Movie. If you haven't been over there yet or if you have, go back to Graphene Movie and check out the documentary I'm producing right now. Graphene Movie. It's awesome. We interviewed a bunch of scientists at Rice University. Epic nanotechnology coming out. Very white pilling. So go to Graphene Movie, check it out. And this Sean Frasik.

B (121:41)

Thanks for watching guys. Chrissy, you did a great job. Oh fantastic. Follow me at Tim Cast news on Twitter. And this memory show is going to be spicy with Sean.

F (121:50)

Oh yeah, I am Phil that Remains on Twix. The band is all that remains. You can check us out at all that remainsonline.com we're going on tour this spring. We're going out with Born of Osiris and Dead Eyes. We start in Albany on April 29th. You can check out all that Remains music at Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Deezer. Don't forget to smash the like button. Share the show with all of your friends. Sign up for the discord@timcast.com where you can call into the after show and make sure you sign up with Rumble so you can watch the after show. And don't forget, the left lane is.

A (122:22)

For crime and fast drivers, not women and Asians. Anyway, thank you for watching the show everybody. Follow me. Check out my YouTube channel. Check out my Rumble Channel. Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, all the things at Chrissy Mayer. Check out Simcast is a show I host every Sunday, 9pm Eastern on my channels. What else? Yeah, I got a bunch of fun interviews coming up with the likes of Vic Mignana, Gavin McGinnis and other fun characters. So give me a follow and check it out and let's head over to Rumble show the Rumble Show Rumble.

B (122:59)

Thanks everyone.