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Tim Pool
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And of course, a lot of people, that's where they immediately jump to and everyone says, I bet Tim is. No, no, no. We're jumping on the story to say it does not appear to be. So we'll talk about that. Plus, we got other news. My friends. Cash Patel found a bunch of Russiagate documents in burn bags. Yeah. In a secret room hidden away. And this is not the first time Donald Trump is likening this to treason. Once again posting memes suggesting that Obama, Hillary, and many others should be in prison. We got a bunch of other stories. This one actually is really important. High Noon is recalling. Do you guys know what High Noon is? Vodka seltzers. I don't know how it happened, but there's another drink called Celsius, which is like an energy drink. Apparently they got switched. So some kids might be going to a gas station and get an energy drink and they might get vodka tonic instead or vodka seltzer. 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Terence Pop
How you doing?
Tim Pool
I'm doing great. What about you?
Terence Pop
Well, it was an interesting flight out here.
Tim Pool
Oh, why is that?
Terence Pop
Well, as soon as you get on the aircraft, you know, you, there's going to be One to three babies crying. You're breathing other people's butt gases and stank breaths and I would say some sick cooter juice. And it. I had a guy sit next to me pretty good. But in front of me there was a woman that farting stank just wafted. There's something wrong with one of her organs because it was malfunctioning.
Tim Pool
I. I imagine something related to the intestinal tract.
Terence Pop
It was terrible. All you can do.
Tim Pool
Well, thanks for letting us know and bringing us back to that place. Who are you? What you do?
Terence Pop
Well, I'm retired military. I did 33 years in the service, 21 active. The rest guard reserve time and now I just do comedy to stop suicide.
Tim Pool
Right on. Cool. Well, thanks for hanging out.
Terence Pop
No problem.
Tim Pool
We got producer Tate.
Producer Tate
What's up, everyone? I have functional organs, thankfully, so everyone at the table should be good. Producer Tate. Tate Brown. Glad to be here.
Tim Pool
Brad's hanging out.
Brett Dasovic
What's going on, guys? Pop culture crisis. Monday through Friday, 3:00pm Eastern Standard Time. I actually experienced my. The first time in my life where a baby was crying the entire flight. Like last year. I've had very good luck with flights most of my life, so it doesn't.
Tim Pool
Really bother me all that much. Do you have kids?
Terence Pop
I do have two daughters who are adults now.
Tim Pool
What? I've never really been bothered by babies crying or anything like that. It doesn't.
Brett Dasovic
I just have my headphones in most of the time anyway, so I don't even notice when I'm on the.
Tim Pool
That's just me. I don't know. I understand. A lot of people, they don't like it.
Terence Pop
The thing that really bothers me is these babies will cry for the entire flight and towards the end they go to sleep.
Tim Pool
You know what it is?
Terence Pop
I'm not having it. I'll be like, wake up.
Tim Pool
Because I learned this because I just had a kid. Their ears are popping and they don't know how to equalize the pressure. So they're crying. And parents are supposed to give them something to chew on or swallow or like depending on how old they are or they say if it's a young baby, you breastfeed as you're taking off and as you're landing. But there are a lot of parents that just don't. And so the kids ears are in intense pain the whole time.
Phil Labonte
I was gonna say it's like a boob in its mouth.
Tim Pool
Indeed, indeed. Phil is here.
Phil Labonte
Hello, everybody. My name is Phil labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal and all that remains. I'm an anti communist and accountant revolutionary. Let's get into it.
Tim Pool
Here's a story from Newsweek, ladies and gentlemen. Virginia politician doused in gasoline, then set on fire. This is a horrifying story. Danville City councilman Lee Vogler, 38, was set on fire Wednesday in what police say was a targeted personal attack at his workplace. Showcase magazine. According to a press release from the Danville Police Department, Officers responded around 11:30am to the main street office after a man later identified as Vogler was doused with a flammable liquid and ignited outside his workplace. He was airlifted to a regional hospital and the extent of his injuries is unknown. The suspect, Shotzi Michael Buck Hayes, 29, of Danville fled the scene but was arrested without incident nearby. Police said the assault stemmed from a personal matter and was not politically motivated. Quote, based on the investigation at the time of this release, the victim and the suspect are known to each other and the attack stems from a personal matter not related to victim's position on Danville City Council or any other political affiliation. DPD said in a statement later Wednesday, Hayes was charged with attempted first degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding. According to ABC13 in Virginia, he's being held to Danville City Jail without bond. This is setting somebody on fire is.
Terence Pop
It's a whole other level.
Tim Pool
That's a whole other level that is not just trying to end somebody. That is trying to make them, that's trying to torture them.
Terence Pop
It's a statement.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
Now, if his burns are over 60%, his chance of survival is relatively low.
Tim Pool
Yep. Now the rumor is it's over a lady. Oh, really? I don't know if this is true because they're saying it's a personal matter. Obviously, the story breaks and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on X like I always am, 24. 7 and I immediately see breaking and I'm like, holy crap. They say it's a personal matter and everyone immediately was like a Republican councilman was just doused because that's, that's a, that's a statement. Like you were saying. You know what I mean?
Terence Pop
Well, you gotta go to a really dark place to want to set somebody on fire.
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Well, the.
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Terence Pop
And because when you set someone on fire, your main goal is to make them suffer and then die.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
It is horrible.
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Terence Pop
Yeah, and I've, I've seen stuff like that happen in Iraq. When I was there in O4, I was the guy who showed up and like had to take pictures and write reports and stuff. And dudes are frozen in place, carbonized. They've been burned so badly. Wow, it is brutal.
Tim Pool
Is this just. You know, we see these stories and they freak us out. Is it just that social media makes it easy and these things have happened and we've had serial killers and murderers forever.
Terence Pop
Oh no, no, there's. People have been killing each other forever. I mean just oldest profession.
Brett Dasovic
There needs to be more skits made of like what it was like in past decades when everything was going wrong except they didn't have social media at that time to pay attention to every awful thing that was going on in every other country of the world as well.
Terence Pop
Yeah, we used to have a thing called Dueling Yeah, you should bring back dueling. That way you don't have things like this. Like, if this is over a woman and you were bringing back dueling, right? Yeah, you just send him a formal invitation, and then it's enforced by law. Hey, you've been called out to a duel and then handle your business.
Phil Labonte
Would you want the duel to be like pistols at dawn, or would it be like sidearm and you got to draw swords?
Terence Pop
Okay, well, here's the thing. You could sell the video rights. You can have a whole industry about it.
Phil Labonte
There you go.
Terence Pop
And like, you know, aren't they still.
Brett Dasovic
Allowed to do this in Texas? They're allowed to, like, formally challenge someone to a fight.
Terence Pop
I. I'm not sure. I'm not up to speed on Texas law.
Producer Tate
Yeah, I think the thing about this, like, this, these kinds of stories that's so freaky is how this happens. It hits the news, and then within like 30 minutes, people on Twitter have already discovered the root because, like, they. They posted that the. The Shotzi, the guy that attacked, he had gotten a divorce like, two weeks prior. And then they found out the guy that got lit on fire had multiple pictures with his now ex wife. And so people are like, putting this all together, but it's all rumors. And it's like, I don't know if it's good that the.
Tim Pool
The.
Producer Tate
The public has inside knowledge on these sorts of events every single time they happen.
Phil Labonte
No, and, and look, I mean, it's never a good idea to try to kill the person that your ex has decided they want to be with, because you ain't getting her back that way either. Like, she going to be like, oh, you killed him. Now I realize how much of him mistake it was.
Tim Pool
You know, it's in almost every circumstance, deciding to go kill someone over personal and civil issues is always, always a bad idea.
Phil Labonte
It's terrible.
Tim Pool
Terrible. As to the dueling thing, you know, I was. I was reading on this, like, why dueling ended because it used to be fairly common practice. I was reading about Bur and Hamilton, and I'm thinking to myself, like, who's crazy enough to be like, you've dishonored me. Let's one of us die. It seems like, bro, roll it off your back, man. Live. But the truth is, duels were mostly for honor. And so the intent was you'd go pistols at dawn. You'd take, you know, 15 paces, turn around and intentionally miss.
Terence Pop
Yes, that happened more often than not. That's how it went down.
Tim Pool
The point was, I will defend my Honor with my life, but let's not kill each other. Except when it came to Burr and Hamilton, Burr was like. And apparently Hamilton was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, bang. And he was like, nah. And so what happens is you're never going to guess, you know, why dueling ended. Because of the woke young people.
Phil Labonte
Oh, really?
Tim Pool
The younger generation was progressive and said this is barbaric and shouldn't be allowed. And they said, we're offended. Ban this practice.
Phil Labonte
It was laying the seeds of feminism. I bet it was.
Terence Pop
Imagine how polite everyone would become if dueling was.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I mean, but it was.
Tim Pool
But it's optional. Like someone challenges to do it, you say, nah, you know what I mean?
Terence Pop
I get it, I get it.
Brett Dasovic
They were like, hashtag end dueling back then.
Tim Pool
Yeah, okay. And then it was. I was, yeah.
Phil Labonte
They wrote it out on paper and stuck it on the church.
Tim Pool
Because this is, this is What? Like late 1700s, early 1800s, they had dueling. And then young people were just like, we shouldn't allow this. Barbaric. I gotta be honest, I. I do question that the ending of dueling.
Terence Pop
I believe Abraham Lincoln was challenged to a couple duels as well. I don't know the details, but I.
Tim Pool
Guess the issue is right now. Here's my frame of like my thinking. Yeah, dueling I think is bad. However, in Canada they're pushing medical assistance and dying. So it's coming full circle where it's like, look, you're making the argument that if people consent, they're allowed to end their lives. Even like in the Netherlands they had this 26 year old woman who was depressed and they were like, all right, put her in the box and release the gas. Well then why can't people duel? Yeah, if that's where you want to go.
Brett Dasovic
Somebody else will catch a stray bullet.
Terence Pop
Well, no.
Tim Pool
Yeah, but you. Okay, you could do it, but no guns. Fists and hands.
Terence Pop
Only fist and hands. I would prefer sword and axes.
Tim Pool
Mutual combat is a thing in a lot of places.
Terence Pop
Oh yeah, yeah.
Tim Pool
If like, if the two people agree to fight, the cops are like, oh, just don't break stuff.
Brett Dasovic
Make them sign up for those like slapping contests.
Terence Pop
Mutual combat as long as they're both on their feet. Once one guy gets knocked down and you continue to beat on them, then that is a whole other animal.
Producer Tate
Just jousting in dirt bikes would solve.
Phil Labonte
Can you imagine getting hit? And even if you had a shield, can you imagine getting hit in a shield at 60 miles an hour?
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Or even 120 miles an hour, chilling.
Producer Tate
In your house and here, hold on.
Tim Pool
Like, what were the horses running? 20 or 30?
Terence Pop
I imagine between 20 and 30.
Tim Pool
And they were. Wear armor and then the joust would blow. Would shatter. Right. Or. Or they would just knock them off.
Terence Pop
The jousts that you watch, where the. The lance comes apart. Like, that is done so on purpose.
Tim Pool
For demonstration purposes, but they actually just stabbed them.
Terence Pop
Actual war lances would literally go through your armor.
Tim Pool
Well, yeah, yeah, but like, sides, the show jousts.
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
When they knock you off, they weren't trying to stab you. Where there's a competitive.
Terence Pop
It's competitive. Yeah.
Tim Pool
So they would just knock you off.
Terence Pop
Your horse or knock your weapon out of your hand.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
And there's a different. There's a crazy point system for that. I don't really know it off the back of. Back of my hands.
Brett Dasovic
I think this story is an interesting thing to think about. When you. When you think about politics all day long, your mind immediately goes to it being some type of politically motivated attack. You forget that we live in a world full of insane people that do insane things all the time for very, very personal reasons. And it's. It's not a good thing. But it is a reminder that there's a world outside of just political discourse where bad, bad things happen to people for a myriad of reasons, not just because of their political.
Tim Pool
I got to read this. Check this out. In Seattle, they have an ordinance, seattle municipal code 12A06025. Keep in mind, AI is always wrong, but it says that so long as both parties consent willingly, no weapons are involved, no bystanders or property is damaged, and a police officer is present to referee and break up the fight. When a clear winner emerges, you're allowed to fight in public.
Brett Dasovic
See, if somebody's like, Ken Griffey Jr. Is not the greatest hitter of all time. Somebody else is like, at noon, inside your house. Let's go.
Tim Pool
Yeah. And it's like, call. Call an officer, have him come watch. Do you think the cops are going to be, like, cool?
Brett Dasovic
They sign up for that?
Tim Pool
I got dual duty. Well, if it's.
Phil Labonte
If it's male cops, yes. If it's female cops, they're not going to be like, I don't want.
Producer Tate
They have side bets, probably.
Tim Pool
Of course.
Producer Tate
Kid me.
Tim Pool
Yeah, right. They send one patrol units, two guys, and they're like, all right, I got the guy in the left. I'll take that bet.
Terence Pop
You see, going on here is obviously somebody lost the argument to the little head because it's not really big. There's not A lot of computing power there. And there's a hole in the end where all the bad decisions come out. I can guarantee you, if this is over, woman. That is what took place.
Tim Pool
And the dudes in his late 20s.
Terence Pop
Yeah. That's ridiculous.
Tim Pool
Throw it all away for what? Dude, that's crazy.
Terence Pop
Listen.
Tim Pool
It's crazy.
Terence Pop
The vagina is not worth it. No, the vagina is not worth it. Pay attention. All right.
Tim Pool
You know, I was reading this that historically, only 40% of men ever reproduced.
Terence Pop
Yes.
Tim Pool
Guys were crazy.
Terence Pop
You want to talk about super expendable back in the day?
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
That was you.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Unless you were smart enough to not be. Yep. Or big enough.
Terence Pop
Or lucky.
Tim Pool
Yeah, we're lucky.
Terence Pop
Because back in the day that the King would roll in and like, all right, he's in the army. He's in the army. And then they would move on to build their infantry, you know, core. If you're out, you know, picking turnips and you didn't get spotted, then you're good.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Well, that's actually interesting thing. Why the name Smith is so common.
Terence Pop
Yes.
Tim Pool
The Smiths would never get sent to war. And when a country lost a battle, the Smiths were never executed. They were always taken to make weapons.
Phil Labonte
Being useful is extremely.
Terence Pop
Smith was incredibly necessary.
Tim Pool
Right.
Terence Pop
Because they made that all of your locks, your tools, you know, the hinges for your door nails. You don't have a guy that can do that in the area. And I guess you're screwed.
Tim Pool
Imagine that first guy who walked up to the king and he was like, check this out. And he put, like, horse hair on a stick. And he was like. And it, like, went flying. And the king was like, my God, we will be gods among men.
Terence Pop
I want a thousand of those.
Tim Pool
Yeah. And then Genghis Khan was like, what if we did this while riding horses? And then everybody was like, this power is too much for us. We can't comprehend how to fight this.
Producer Tate
Isn't that great?
Tim Pool
Conquered all of Asia.
Producer Tate
No one figured out the horse and arrow combo for, like, 100 years. Genghis Khan was just, like, exploiting it all over the world.
Terence Pop
He was so good at it.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
And he killed so many people, he actually reduced the carbon footprint of the planet.
Tim Pool
He also made a lot of people.
Terence Pop
Oh, yes, he did. Yes, he did.
Tim Pool
That guy's crazy. All right, let's get serious and up to this next story. We got this one from the New York Post. FBI Chief Cash Patel finds burn bags of Trump Russia documents in secret room. Secret room.
Brett Dasovic
Does that mean it was like, behind us, like a, like a bookcase.
Tim Pool
So what they said was there was a filing cabinet. When you slide it aside, there was a little door that when they opened it and crawled through it, they went into John Malkovich's head where they found the documents.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, that's kind of awesome.
Phil Labonte
It's actually, it's a bookcase and you have to pull out Obama's dreams from my father. That's how you get in.
Terence Pop
These documents are probably found in. It's called a skiff. And I've actually, it was a skiff and it was my job to, you know, dispose of the burn bags. You know, you usually did it like once every six to eight weeks. But there's a whole procedure you have to go through to do that. You have to have witnesses. You got to fill out all kinds of.
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Terence Pop
And obviously human beings are lazy. The guy's like, ah, I'll do it next week. I'll do it next. The next thing you know, he gets reassigned or fired and they're still there.
Tim Pool
Could you imagine, like Obama sitting in his house reading a book and then he turns. Opens a web browser and he sees cash. Patel finds bags of Russiagate documents. And it all is gonna get unraveled because some lazy, low level guy was like, I'll get to it.
Terence Pop
But that's how it works. I mean, when I was in the army, I can't tell you many times, I'd be like, hey, did you do. Did you do that? Oh, no, no, no, no. We're not putting it on. It needs to happen now.
Tim Pool
Let me tell you a story. Let me tell you a story. All right, so we had AC problems. The ac, we got portable unit you might be able to hear in the background. And because of this heat dome, it was like 90 something. So what happens is the AC is not working. So I tell my wife, who handles all the administrative stuff. I'm like, allison, hey, the AC is out. Can you call the guys? And then she reaches out to one of our guys and says, can you check on the AC and make sure it's working properly? Who comes in, checks it all, and says, looks good, and then walks out. And so the issue is not that anybody did anything wrong. It's that as soon as you jump a few steps, the specificity of the problem has been lost. So the original problem was the AC is low and not working properly. Turns into. The AC is off. Turns into. No, it's on. We got it running. And then, of course, the problem persists. So I experienced this nonstop 24 7. It's the game of telephone. Imagine you're Obama and you're like, this evidence needs to be destroyed, and quickly. And then they go to a guy and they're like, destroy this evidence of Russia. And he goes, I got it. Then he turns around, hey, you destroy this. And he turns around to a guy, and he goes, all right, I'll. I'll put it right here. I'll get at the end of work. And then the end of the day comes by, gets a text from that girl he's dating. He's like, oh, man, I got to go. Runs out, leaves the bag there.
Brett Dasovic
It's because if it's in a movie, the super villain always has, like, a number two who makes sure that everything gets done. Yeah, he needs the number two to go and make sure that he has to follow them to make sure that the bag actually gets burned.
Terence Pop
And I'm waiting for the CD or DVD or thumb drive of the contents of. Of Hillary Clinton's secret server.
Tim Pool
Does it exist?
Terence Pop
Listen, I can't tell you how many times I was working in the Skiff. And I would see a CD laying out and I'd pop it in there and oh, it's top secret information. We have to destroy this immediately. It happens. It happens.
Phil Labonte
Well, I, I, I would love to, I, I share the, the exact same sentiment. I would love to see any kind of product that would, would help to, you know, to implicate Hillary Clinton.
Terence Pop
Unfortunately, see some accountability.
Tim Pool
Do you, do you think so? One of the theories is that her private server was used to facilitate monetary exchange for public policy.
Terence Pop
You're talking about the woman who gave, what, the Russians a bunch of uranium. I mean, there's all kinds of stuff going on.
Tim Pool
It was the Clinton Clinton Foundation, I think. Right?
Phil Labonte
Yeah, A lot of, like most people don't even, you know, that doesn't even register with them, the fact that she literally gave them access to tons of uranium, literally tons of uranium. You know, they need more of that. Yeah, I mean they, yeah, they could, they have uranium they can mine. And now obviously the uranium they mine, they have to enrich. But why on earth would the United States give them enriched uranium?
Tim Pool
Take a look at this from Axios. 2021, Clinton foundation donations plummet 75%. They say in 2021. They plummeted to 16 million last year, down 75% from the organization's peak when Hillary Clinton was running for president. Interesting.
Phil Labonte
It was, I mean, it was so obviously a slush fund. If you gave a big check to the Clinton foundation, you could get a phone call with Hillary Clinton and people were betting on her winning. So it was put money into my piggy bank and then you can get a phone call with the President, the first, the President of the United States.
Terence Pop
I'll go one a little bit farther.
Phil Labonte
Please do.
Terence Pop
Usaid, yeah, probably donated a lot of money because the rumor is the Democrats are going back bankrupt because the US ID money has been cut off at the knees.
Tim Pool
Well, you see, the DNC's broke and the Republicans have a lot of money. I've got the numbers. But it was something like single digit millions. And this is exactly what was predicted with USAID, that these prominent NGOs were getting money was being funneled to NGOs who paid lawyers who then contribute to these campaigns and political action committees.
Brett Dasovic
USAID gets cut off at the head and now there's burn bag documents being found in, in secret rooms.
Tim Pool
Yo, let me, let me, let me, let me give you this. This is according to the source here is Wikipedia, whatever. 2010 Clinton Foundation 313 million. 2011 253. 2012, 134, 2013. 294 million, 2014, 338 million. 2015, 298 million. 2016. 224 million. 2017, 56 million. Yes. 2018, 20 million, 2021, 16 million.
Terence Pop
USID.
Tim Pool
And so no, no, I don't think this was USAID.
Terence Pop
You don't think so?
Tim Pool
Well, I'll put it this way. I don't know for sure. And who am I to accuse Hillary Clinton of wrongdoing? But the theory is her private server was the means by which she communicated with foreign dignitaries. Basically, I'm Secretary of State, we will drive foreign policy when you contribute to my foundation. And the reason why, when Congress was like, hey, give us that private server, she was like, I'll just illegally destroy it. And then did the theory goes, yes, is that she was trying to cover up all those communications. And then once she lost the presidential election, all that money dried up. And then, my friends, the Russiagate narrative. And the reason why Obama and his cronies and Clinton wanted to frame Donald Trump was because those IOUs come do. And when people put in hundreds of millions of dollars expecting you to win a presidency, you do not win. And then you cannot enact foreign policy as they want it to. Someone's going to come with a crowbar for them. Kneecaps.
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah. Also, I would like to find out about this. This. All the people in the area around the Clintons who died by self deletion. When you look at the numbers, I mean, that is, it's. I'm sorry. It's unbelievable.
Phil Labonte
You know, you have to be a terrible person to have that many friends decide that they want to end their own lives.
Tim Pool
Correct. Yeah.
Producer Tate
Well, it's like not even friends. It's like, oh, you remember that guy, like scratched my car.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Producer Tate
He shot himself.
Phil Labonte
I met Hillary Clinton. Now my life is so terrible. I can't help but just, I got to end it sometimes.
Brett Dasovic
Themselves. Twice.
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Tim Pool
I just want to point out that there was at the time of the 2016 election, a meme that I believe this is when it began, that regular people who are non political were sharing. And it was anytime a company went bankrupt, anytime a show got canceled, anytime a car crashed, someone would make a Twitter post from the object saying, I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton. And everyone's like, oh, whoa. The theory that the Clintons were killing people was so common. Regular random people who did not get involved in politics were making jokes that like, you know, oh, my favorite show got canceled. And then they would post a fake post from the, you know, the TV show saying, I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Terence Pop
Yep.
Producer Tate
It was so funny watching the media like try to debunk it because there's like 500 people on the list. It's like you could maybe get like 10. It's like hundreds of people.
Terence Pop
When you look at some of them, the ways that these people died, you're like this. Why'd you call this a suicide?
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Producer Tate
It's like a piano dropped on him and then it's like, what's going on?
Terence Pop
You know, Shot in the back of the head twice.
Brett Dasovic
In the back. As I say, like twice.
Terence Pop
They need to pull that dude's medical license. That is insane.
Phil Labonte
Well, I mean the, the dangerous part is if you pull the medical license, you might shoot yourself in the head twice.
Terence Pop
I mean. Yeah. Or you could fall down some stairs.
Phil Labonte
Or something like that.
Producer Tate
Crazy. I was going to testify and then an anvil dropped on him. It said Acme on the side.
Terence Pop
Side.
Producer Tate
It's so wild.
Terence Pop
Yeah. But when you look at the number that have passed away that had any kind of. From self deletion, it is. You have a better chance of breaking your leg, throwing yourself down the stairs and having it set itself by, you.
Tim Pool
Know, this is when everything went wrong. You guys remember this one?
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Listen, kid, I don't have much time. I have information that will indict Hillary Clinton. Oh.
Producer Tate
His trip down memory line.
Tim Pool
And some people say that when Harambe died, it's when everything went insane.
Producer Tate
It's true. He held it together.
Phil Labonte
What year was it? Was it 2016?
Tim Pool
I'm pretty sure. Yeah. It was either you believe it was that long ago or it was like.
Phil Labonte
2012, the end of the Mayan.
Brett Dasovic
So you know. Yeah. Mayan calendar. So Large Hadron Collider.
Phil Labonte
It's when things got. Yeah. The Large Hadron Collider and the end of the Mayan calendar both happened in the same year. And that's when things got really weird in America. It, you know, coincidentally, that's when social media became a big deal in everyone's pocket as well. And with the cell phone. So, you know, you can choose whichever one you prefer to believe. I think I'm going with maybe it's both. Maybe it's. Maybe it's a mixture of. All three are really crazy, you know.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
So I, I don't know that. I mean generally I'm not usually particularly partial to supernatural stuff, but you know, the mind.
Terence Pop
I am.
Phil Labonte
Are you oh, yeah.
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah. I've seen some crazy stuff.
Tim Pool
Please.
Terence Pop
Well, the one that really stands out the most. I was stationed in Abu ghraib prison in 04. I was the first sergeant. I'm coming back from battalion meeting at, like, 10:30, 10:45 at night. It is just black as midnight. It is so dark. And I turn the corner to go into the building, and there's a long hallway that runs the length of the building with fluorescent lights as bright as this above it. I come around the corner, and I see a jet black shadow, arms and legs, about 50, 60ft away. Walk across underneath the light and go into an alcove to the right in the Middle East.
Phil Labonte
That's a jinn.
Terence Pop
It was a, you know, ghost ninja, I think. But, you know, you're carrying your M4. I lock and load. I clear the corner, and there's an alcove with three doors that are all padlocked from the outside. And I was like, 8 seconds seconds behind it. There's no way that was a human being.
Tim Pool
Wait, what?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
What do you think it was?
Terence Pop
It was a gin or a ghost?
Tim Pool
A gin.
Terence Pop
Well, the thing is, is outside our walls, there was like, four or five mass graves.
Tim Pool
How tall was it? Like, describe it.
Terence Pop
It's, you know, between 5 and 6ft tall. Ish. And it had arms and legs, and it literally just walked right. Right underneath the light. And it. That was it. That was like, oh, my God, this place is hell on earth. Yeah, yeah. And the building we're in was the political prisoner building that had a wood chipper out back.
Tim Pool
What, was it stained?
Terence Pop
Yes, it was.
Tim Pool
Oh, my God.
Terence Pop
And I lived in a bunk that. Where that used to be, there was a tank that they dipped people in acid to death. I saw the video, man. So.
Tim Pool
So let's start from the beginning, because I have, like, no idea how we got here.
Terence Pop
All right?
Tim Pool
Sorry.
Terence Pop
No, but I have a habit of going into the weeds.
Tim Pool
This is interesting. So start from the beginning with the story. Where were you? What happened? What is this building?
Terence Pop
I was in Abu ghraib prison in 04.
Tim Pool
And where? That's in Iraq.
Terence Pop
And it literally, right after the torture thing hit the news, we were the center of the butthole of the universe, and we're getting attacked all the time. And I was at a battalion meeting with my commander, you know, listening to their drivel. They're incompetent bastards, but I'm sorry for swearing, but that is what it is. And I left, and I walk across the area to go back to Our building. Because in Abu Ghrab there's four actual prison complexes within the big complex itself. I literally walked through the front door. There's a long hallway with a fluorescent light right over the top. And about 50, 60ft to my front, a jet black human silhouette walked right across my path into an alcove to the right.
Tim Pool
This is a well lit hallway.
Terence Pop
Yes. It's not quite as bright as this. It's close, but yeah.
Tim Pool
And so you saw a black silhouette figure walking in a well lit area?
Terence Pop
Yes. And I immediately thought it was Haji Ninja and I locked and loaded and cleared the corner and there was nothing there. Whoa. Yeah.
Tim Pool
Shadow people.
Terence Pop
Yeah, I mean, I've seen some crazy stuff there. And that was the one.
Tim Pool
So this. You were just saying that this place had like a wood chipper.
Terence Pop
Had a wood chipper out back.
Tim Pool
Whose wood chipper was it?
Terence Pop
It was the prisons.
Tim Pool
And this was like an Iraqi government prison and they had a wood chipper. The implication, of course, is that they put people in the wood chipper.
Terence Pop
Hopefully head first.
Tim Pool
I doubt it. Yeah, I don't like what's the point of the object. Right.
Terence Pop
Yes.
Tim Pool
But to make other people watch, as you say, like this could be your fate. Otherwise they would just, you know, asphyxiate him or something. Yeah, Or a single bullet for the, for the executions. And you said there's like a mass grave out there?
Terence Pop
There's. Well, yes. There was four or five of them out there and they found it when they bulldozed the top off the dirt and they moved it against the far wall. And I was running. When I first got to Iraq, I was running the sergeant of the guard and putting in guards and stuff. And I would hang out and I had a little walkie talkie on scan to find out if my. My dudes up in the towers were talking when they shouldn't. I looked down and there's a femur bone jaw, a whole bunch of like little bones from hands and feet.
Tim Pool
How many? How many? You said there were four or five graves.
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Terence Pop
Stacked on top of each other. That's what I was told by the Seabees who were clearing the area.
Tim Pool
Do they know or do you know how many people may have been estimated.
Terence Pop
Somewhere between 50,000 to 150,000 people just buried in this pit over a 15 year period.
Tim Pool
So I wonder, right? There's a lot of superstition theories and no one really knows, but some people would say that in an area of dark concentration of evil or oh yeah, demons manifest. Or it could be that the demons manifested first and it's why those graves exist or something like that.
Terence Pop
I don't know. It's a chicken or egg argument.
Tim Pool
What do you, what do you think that thing was?
Terence Pop
I think it was an individual who had been put to death and was still wandering the area.
Tim Pool
Wow.
Terence Pop
I think.
Tim Pool
Did it, did it look like a normal human? Nothing weird about it? No, like, you know, like there's no wispy anything.
Terence Pop
It was just walked. It was more like a slight diagonal.
Tim Pool
Did you report it?
Terence Pop
Of course I did.
Tim Pool
Because you're probably like, hey, this intruder, there's a guy in here, right?
Terence Pop
Well, I ran it up the flag. I told my commander and he's just like, what? I don't think so. Are you really gonna run that up? I'm like, yeah, this place is haunted. He goes, what? So I ran it up there and you know, people laughed about it.
Tim Pool
But I always wondered about this though, because I watch these horror movies and it's always written where like, a lady will see like, like a lizard come out of her closet and then she calls the police and says, a giant lizard came out of my closet. And they're going to be like, okay, lady, and hang up on her when she could have just said, a wild animal broke in my house. I need someone help. And they'd actually show up. So I'm wondering when you see this figure, wouldn't just, just you report that. Hey, we got someone who breached the perimeter. They're inside. I don't know where they went.
Terence Pop
I didn't reported as a breach because I cleared the corner and there was nobody there. So I'm like, this is crazy.
Tim Pool
What if it was hygiene ninja and he just slipped into a room?
Terence Pop
You know, nobody's that good. Sorry. Not when I'm eight seconds behind you locked and loaded with an M4. You're done.
Tim Pool
So you just. Did you actually say you saw a ghost or an entity or something? Yeah, you said ghost.
Terence Pop
I said it was a ghost or shadow being. And, you know, they made fun of me. And I don't. I don't mind getting laughed at. I'm like, okay, well, it's haunted.
Tim Pool
Seen horror movies like that too, where the guy says, hey, I saw a shadow being our ghost. And they all laugh. And then behind them, you can see the creature rising up and you're like, I'm telling you, it's there. And they go, nice try. And then it eats them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. That's crazy. Why did that come up?
Terence Pop
He talked about supernatural stuff.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I. I don't remember exactly what happened in.
Brett Dasovic
You're talking about the Mayan calendar.
Phil Labonte
Oh, yeah. Don't believe in supernatural stuff. And he said, I didn't. I was pleased.
Tim Pool
I said, I believe in it.
Terence Pop
Oh, I do.
Tim Pool
But. But here's the important thing to understand is. What I don't get is the skeptics and, you know, with all due respect to atheists, the people who believe that the universe is static and it's just what we see in physics because we know we haven't discovered everything. Only. Only in the last hundred years did we discover the electromagnetic spectrum. So when you go to people and say, there's an invisible energy all around us and I can harness it, they'd say, you're nuts. And then a dude was like, here's a telephone. And they're like, what?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
All of a sudden you got radio communications. Within a decade. So when I hear stories of I saw a shadow being. Okay, well, here's what you should consider. Millions of people have reported seeing shadow beings.
Terence Pop
Correct.
Tim Pool
So to just dismiss it outright as they must be crazy is stupid. You can argue humans have a misfiring in their brain where they might perceive a shadow being and it's actually internal. Maybe. Or it could be that there is something we have not yet discovered or we don't understand. So that's why I don't like paranormal or supernatural. It just basically means we don't understand it yet. Because if it is part of existence, then it is part of natural reality.
Terence Pop
It's part of A physics we have yet to discover.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, there are physicists that will talk about, you know, multiple dimensions that we can't access. Like, there are people that say there are 14 dimensions that there are, you know, more than just the up, down, left, right, forward, back and time that we can experience. You know, and so the, our ability to know things is limited to the, you know, the sensors that we have, our eyes, ears, and our own senses. And we have to use instruments and tools to be able to access other things. Like, we have to use tools to be able to see the infrared spectrum. We have to use tools to be able to see, you know, ultraviolet and stuff. So, I mean, it does make sense that there's far more to the universe than we understand.
Tim Pool
We had a poltergeist phenomenon here. Really, in the studio. Yeah.
Terence Pop
So the minute you see something move on its own, you're like, oh my God.
Tim Pool
And this happened twice?
Terence Pop
No, nothing. What happened?
Tim Pool
Yeah, I can't get into the details, but I can just say that several of the employees here witnessed it. Okay, twice. And we are all just like. There is no scientific explanation for what we have just witnessed. I know people get really mad because they're like, you have to tell us a story. I can't do it. I can only tell you that we witnessed what I would call poltergeist activity in the. In this. We built this building, like from, from the ground up. We laid the. We cleared it, we laid the foundation, we put the dirt, the gravel, we put the frames up with them. The studio that we're in is part of. We should probably do like a tour. Like, we haven't done this. We have a gigantic. It's a 38 tall, like, warehouse structure. Inside the structure is another, I think, 2,000 square foot building or something or, you know. Yeah, something like that. It's got four rooms. And so we built this thing and it's very strange that we had this phenomenon happen here. However, we did find a rusty Civil War bayonet on the grounds when we were building this.
Terence Pop
And another thing is this could have been part of a homestead back in the day. You don't. I mean, unless you go pull the Platts at the county and look and.
Tim Pool
See there's a cemetery on the grounds.
Terence Pop
There you go.
Tim Pool
And. Yeah, but we are in the Civil War battle area. Right. Antietam is only, I think, maybe like 20 some odd miles from here. Harper's Ferry is just around the corner. And when they were building this structure, one of the contractors Walked up to me with a ziploc bag with a rusty Civil War bayonet and he's like, look, we found.
Terence Pop
Wow.
Tim Pool
Yeah. And we were like.
Terence Pop
The bayonets back then were no joke.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
No, thank you.
Tim Pool
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what we did with it. Have you ever experienced any. Have you experienced anything else like that when you're deployed?
Terence Pop
I grew up in a haunted house.
Phil Labonte
Really?
Terence Pop
Yeah. I've been to virtually every military base you go to is haunted in some form or fashion. I've seen that.
Tim Pool
Military bases.
Terence Pop
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Brett Dasovic
My earliest memory is of something that I couldn't explain. And I've never had anything like that happen since then. The idea of a shadow person where my earliest memory was being in. In a bath and then somebody walking by the bathroom door. That couldn't have been there because both my. My dad was gone and my mom was downstairs and that's. I've never had anything like that since. I don't have any predisposition to like watching or paying attention to anything to do with the paranormal. But that is. The earliest memory I have is something that couldn't have happened.
Tim Pool
It happened to me when I was a kid as well. I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw a shadow figure in like outside my door. And I won't get into the full details, but just. It wasn't my parents, you know.
Terence Pop
Were you looking directly at it or was it in the corner of your eye?
Tim Pool
No, I was looking directly at it just like. And. And I thought we were being robbed. I thought someone broke into my house and I was like. I think I was like 9 or 10. And so I was thinking, just shut up and stay and don't move and let them think you're sleeping. But we weren't robbed. Some like I could hear dishes clanking and just. There.
Terence Pop
Previous tenant. It's a previous tenant.
Tim Pool
It could be. Cuz I think. I think the previous tenant was like some old lady and she was like a widow.
Terence Pop
Yeah, I've seen stuff like that, man.
Phil Labonte
Previous tenant. That's.
Tim Pool
But the, but the mass grave stuff is crazy because I wonder if. If there is something to this idea of all of these people who died give off this concentration of loss that manifests into some kind of entity or something or some kind of psychic remnant.
Terence Pop
Something negative gets left behind. When that happens, when enough people get put to the. Put to the sword and. Or they die quickly in an unexpected way, you're gonna have residuals, man. That's exactly what we're probably looking at.
Tim Pool
What if people can't leave the earthly plane until their natural time span is up, so when they're murdered, their soul is stuck for the next, like, let's.
Terence Pop
50 years.
Tim Pool
Yeah. If you're supposed to live to be 60, 70, but you were killed at 23 in war, you just linger for 50 years because your soul doesn't leave until it's time.
Terence Pop
That's a miserable existence.
Tim Pool
Yeah. And that's why ghosts are so miserable. Yeah.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
You definitely remember this. The. The movie Ghost, right? With Patrick Swayze. Remember the ghost that was stuck. Stuck on the train? Yes. Talk about a miserable existence, right? Like, to be stuck on a subway train and just, like, always angry at everybody around you, like.
Tim Pool
And then maybe that's why they're stuck.
Producer Tate
Though, dying at the.
Tim Pool
Because the afterlife is like, this person's just, like, not a good entity to come. You know what I mean?
Brett Dasovic
And then as, like, medical technology improves and people live longer than the ghosts, just have to stay here longer and longer and longer.
Terence Pop
What if miserable?
Tim Pool
You're only supposed to be here for 70 years, but we artificially extend your lifespan so your soul just zips out, and then you're just like.
Terence Pop
Well, he seems. You know, you run out of time. You run out of time. That's just the way it rolls. I mean, I myself, I'm on the 65 and out plan, so.
Brett Dasovic
65 and out when you.
Tim Pool
So how old are you now?
Terence Pop
I am one hairy nut sack away from 60.
Tim Pool
Oh, wow.
Terence Pop
So I'm 56.
Tim Pool
All right.
Terence Pop
I'm just playing.
Brett Dasovic
How often was. Was that something that happened regularly in the military? Was. Were you one of the few that reported something like that? Or would that be a fairly common occurrence?
Terence Pop
Most people would never, ever report that anything.
Brett Dasovic
That's fear of being made fun of or for fear of a little bit of both. Or, like, they're gonna be like, what are you wasting our time for?
Tim Pool
That's insane to me. That's insane to me. Imagine, you know, with, like, the UFO stuff we see. These pilots are like. We had the very famous story where the fighter pilot said an object locked to the left of his. His jet, and when he turned, it was moving with him.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Imagine if he was like, if I report that, I'll look crazy. This means that if China, Russia, Iran, or anybody develops any kind of special weapon, our men and women are going to be like, better not report it because of the stigma. It's like, bro, you tell them. Because that's why it's important you do.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
It's crazy to me that there could be something actually happening in this prison where like maybe it. You know what? Let's say this. Maybe it literally was Haji Ninja and you didn't believe it, so he called it a ghost. The response should be, hey, look, man, our guy, he's doing security and he says he saw some kind of figure. I'm not going to make assumptions as to what that is. Let's get a sweet. Make sure there's nobody in here.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Instead they're like, you're crazy. And next thing you know, Haji Ninja succeeds in his assassination plot.
Terence Pop
And I was also in Phoenix for the Phoenix Lights.
Tim Pool
Oh, you were there for that?
Phil Labonte
Really?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
You saw him.
Terence Pop
I was working out of Phoenix as an investment banker and I was kickboxing. So I've worked out quite a bit.
Tim Pool
This episode's getting weird and I'm literally.
Terence Pop
Out just doing a jog and I'm like, oh, look. I look back and those aren't flares. I thought they were flares. And it was in a V formation. And I watched it for like 15, 20 minutes. And then I'm like, yeah, I continued my workout.
Producer Tate
Is there any noise?
Terence Pop
No, completely silent.
Producer Tate
Would they burn? But they're moving at a steady rate.
Terence Pop
I've seen flares. I've seen all the crazy.
Tim Pool
Was there a structure?
Terence Pop
I didn't see the structure because the.
Tim Pool
Crazy thing is drone technology quadcopter is fairly rudimentary, and I'm sure the military had this stuff a long time ago. That easily explains the Phoenix Lights. It could be, but this is before commercial grade quad rotors and, you know, smart controllers and things like this. So NGPs to such a degree that we knew of. For the average person, it was unthinkable that you could have these objects flying in formation. But for the military, it was probably rudimentary.
Terence Pop
Well, yeah, it could be. It could be. The thing that really disturbed me about the whole thing is the governor of Phoenix or of Arizona at the time.
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Terence Pop
Hammed it up and was kind of a douche about the whole thing. And you know, if you have something you know in your airspace, you probably should inquire what that is.
Brett Dasovic
Could be a spy balloon.
Tim Pool
Let's come back to Earth. We got this story from the post Millennial Zorin Mamdani. You know him, you love him. Applauds personal NYPD detail despite past calls to defund the police I call this the epitome of snake oil. This guy's got more than enough clips of him talking about defunding the police. One in particular where he says replace it with something that actually keeps people safe. Then you get this shooting and he's trying to play this game where he's effectively doubling down while trying to act like he doesn't want to defund the police. Postmano says New York City mayoral candidate Zoran Mandani is facing criticism after defending his use of a personal NYPD detail despite his long standing public calls to defund the police. Mamdani addressed the issue at a recent press conference and asked about his recent trip to Uganda where he held a multi day wedding celebration at a family owned compound surrounded by armed security. The event drew backlash from critics who said his actions contradict the policies he advocates for. The socialist candidate defended his personal security measures due to threats he's received during the campaign. Quote they are they are also precautions that I'm immensely grateful for, especially in the example of the NYPD detail that I have here in New York City. Mamdani has previously called for Abolishing law enforcement agencies and banning all firearms in the United States. Yeah.
Phil Labonte
After the attack yesterday, he came out and was like, oh, we got, we have to ban, you know, assault rifles and, and whatnot. Which is, I mean it's typical for someone that's, you know, of that ideological makeup. You know, the, they want to have the ability to have their own security, but they don't want the. To be able to protect yourself. Yeah.
Terence Pop
One of the main reasons is if you look at the historic examples, if a government exists long enough, it will go off the rails. And I myself don't want to be without any way of defending myself and then put in a camp or worse. That's just me and the assault rifle thing. Those are very dangerous. They're meant to be dangerous. Here's something that's even worse. If you know what you're doing and you have a bolt action and a scope, you can do all kinds of damage.
Tim Pool
This is, this is what? Look, in Maryland, have you ever, have you ever. Where are you based out of?
Terence Pop
Michigan, up just outside Detroit.
Tim Pool
Maryland, I was told by local gun shop is called one of the evil seven. The seven states that are evil. Maryland has a list of assault weapons that are banned and it's random and nonsensical. So you don't know the criteria because there isn't one. There are some criteria like a four grip plus something equals assault rifle. However, they also have a list of just weapons they've deemed to be assault weapons. So you have to go to the website and look up the gun. You have to make sure it's not an assault weapon. So an M1A for instance is an assault weapon. But a scar 20s is not.
Terence Pop
That's insane.
Tim Pool
It makes no sense. Yeah, so what, what we often see and I'm not, I'm not a big gun guy. Okay. But every gun person knows that if a crazy person has a fully automatic weapon, an actual assault rifle, it's bad. But they, they, they spray and they miss when you, when you make it. So they have to have semi auto. They aim and they hit.
Terence Pop
Well, in all of the my travels in the military, I've never been a fan of the full auto rifle. I've only fired my full auto rifle one time. Other than that was all semi auto. Two, three rounds per target. That was it. In 33 years, maybe I fired seven magazines.
Tim Pool
Wow. I suppose the fear would be if this crazy guy had like you know, a drum or a belt going around his back or something.
Terence Pop
But I mean I would like to know what happened at the Vegas shooting because I do not, do not fall in.
Tim Pool
I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you right now. He was a Marxist woke activist and he was doing it for racial justice. And the reason I'm saying that is because whenever they withhold information, that tends to be the political leaning of the individual. So I'm going to go, People are like, he was a gun runner. I'm like, I'm going to go with communist.
Phil Labonte
I mean, I don't know what anti white activist, I, I don't know what his political ideology was or whatever, but I know that dragging all that ammo and all those guns up that many up to the whatever floor it was, that is not a small job. That's a lot of crap.
Producer Tate
Bellhop, help.
Terence Pop
This is going to really twist your noodle right here. If you listen to the audio, there's two different machine guns going off. There's a 30 caliber Y and there's a 556.
Tim Pool
Yeah, it's.
Terence Pop
You've been in a firefight one time in your life, you will understand what those sounds are. And when I heard the audio, I'm like, like that is. That's a 30 caliber machine gun. And then you hear the 556.
Phil Labonte
I'm like, there are people that say it, they people that think he had a 240 up there and that there, there was a 240 and a, and a, a saw.
Tim Pool
So what if, what if it was cyclical rate?
Terence Pop
What if more than one person.
Tim Pool
In all seriousness, what if it was guy was doing some kind of fast and furious gun running like we saw with the Obama administration and they're doing it in Vegas because they're not too far from the border. I mean, but you know, you can.
Terence Pop
Get away with a lot in Vegas, right?
Tim Pool
And what if he's doing this deal, they find out he's intel and it's a con and a firefight breaks out?
Terence Pop
Yeah, that is a good theory, but when you.
Tim Pool
So how do you explain what. I'll put it this way. What is the logic behind two different weapons unloading on this, this concert, multiple participants with an ideological bend?
Terence Pop
I'm not sure, but whenever you have people hosing into a crowd with automatic weapons, it's done for a specific purpose.
Tim Pool
Could it be that there was something like it was an Islamic terror attack and they blamed this guy, cover up what happened?
Terence Pop
It could be. What I want to see is I want the information released to the public because shortly after it happened, it was, you know, swept under the rug and a lot of people got whacked.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And they're still, they. I mean, look, we got the Trump admin in there and they're supposed to be exposing this stuff. They're not doing it.
Terence Pop
Yeah, that's. I find that pretty upsetting.
Tim Pool
But do you, do you think there's a possibility that the release of this is the challenge? Right. Do you trust the government?
Terence Pop
No.
Tim Pool
Indeed. So the challenge is, does it get better than Cash and Dan? Right. I mean, this is. These are the guys that we are hoping for. But there's going to be a comment. There's going to be two factors. Personal interest or national security. They will always claim national security, but it is very often personal interest. So let's say this guy was doing illicit gun running for an illegal outfit connected to deep state corruption or something. They ain't never going to tell you because they don't want their crimes exposed. There is a possibility that whatever actually happened, the release the information could threaten national security. It's hard, it's hard to get the logic in that direction because back on.
Terence Pop
National security, just like, well, it's national security, we're not going to answer those questions. So, you know, pound sand.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
How do you get away with it? Yeah.
Phil Labonte
I mean. Yeah, I don't see how, how a national security argument would work when it comes to Vegas at least though, you.
Terence Pop
Know, I mean, well, listen, the government has lawyers who weave lies within lies and then wash it down with a thin little veil of truth.
Phil Labonte
If they, if they.
Terence Pop
So they can get the suppository up your backside.
Phil Labonte
If they can. If they can figure out a way to tell you that it's okay for the, the police to seize your property, seize cash. And then they're not going to have the, the actual court case be against you. It's going to be the police versus the cash. Or that because you're growing wheat on your own property to feed to your own animals, that that affects interstate commerce. So the government can, can regulate that. If those are the kind of decisions that they're going to make, then they can justify anything.
Terence Pop
Absolutely correct.
Producer Tate
Vegas was like, what? Bump stocks got banned like two weeks after.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Made no sense. They claimed he had a bump stock.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
It didn't sound like a bump. Yeah.
Terence Pop
No, a bump stock is if you fire the bum stock. Yes, you will get bursts, but you're not really going to be able to like burn 150 rounds.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
I'm sorry, you're going to have breaks in there that had to have been a belt fed machine gun, in my opinion.
Tim Pool
Interesting.
Phil Labonte
And bump stocks, like, you don't need to have a bump stock to do that. If you have a belt loop, you do. You can do the same thing that a bump stock does.
Tim Pool
Well, I, I correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you can just use your hand probably.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, it takes.
Tim Pool
I watched, I watched a YouTube video where people who practice can bump fire just using their arm.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
You're not going to get 150 rounds off.
Terence Pop
No, you're not.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
No.
Tim Pool
What is it like, you basically like? Well, I'm not gonna describe it just for the sake of what we're talking about. I won't describe how it's done, but some people just do it by holding the weapon and the belt loop is a common thing.
Terence Pop
And another thing is you're going to see a lot more of this because, you know, communists, if you look, historically, look, the first thing they do is they disarm the population.
Phil Labonte
Yep.
Terence Pop
They take the means of production and if that's not producing enough to feed everyone, too bad. If you say anything, you're going in a pit. Yeah.
Producer Tate
This is going to be detrimental for New York because I have a good friend who's nypd, he's an officer. I can't say which state, but a Sunbelt state has proposed an offer to him and his buddies.
Terence Pop
Yes.
Producer Tate
And he's saying if Zoron wins, which is likely at this point, he'll be on the first, first Monday after he gets elected. He'll be starting down there.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Producer Tate
Disaster. I mean, those, those jobs are really what makes New York magic, is these firefighters and policemen and.
Terence Pop
Socialism is the welcome mat for communism.
Tim Pool
Yep.
Terence Pop
Yeah, they, they are virtually identical.
Producer Tate
Well, and Zordon has this weird strain where it's not even like Bernie Marxism, where it's like, this is like resentful Marxism where he comes from the third world. He kind of has this chip on his shoulder about it. And New York is kind of the pinnacle of Western civilization in a lot of ways. So there's just this vindictiveness that he carries with them where he just totally has an axe to grind with, with Western civilization. And that's. I mean, that was bigger than Marxism or anything.
Terence Pop
If this was my show, I would have already drank three beers by now because I'm getting spun up just looking at this guy.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, that's the same playbook that Ilhan Omar had as well, which is a hatred for the west despite the fact that the west took you in.
Producer Tate
She has no actual ideology. It's just hatred and vindictiveness, mostly against, like, white Americans specifically.
Phil Labonte
That's. That's a lot of what motivates the left, and specifically communists, is they don't. It's not that they want to help people that are poor or whatever. It's that they want to hurt people that are not poor. You know, and if you have a mayor like Mamdani, right. If he gets into office and he actually can implement his policies, you can expect the city tax rate to go up. You can expect property to be taken from people that don't. Don't follow whatever kind of rules he comes up with. And that's going to run people out of New York City.
Terence Pop
New York City being en masse. Yeah, they are in California.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. But like, New York City's the financial capital of the world right now. And you will see a lot of those people saying, we can go ahead and do our business in Miami, we can do it in Houston, we can do it in other places. We don't have to be in New York City.
Terence Pop
Absolutely correct. That doesn't need to happen anymore.
Producer Tate
But it's also like one of those things that some people are like, we'll just let it burn. It's like, it's not a good sign for your country if your major city that really represents you on the world stage is falling apart. It's like, you can't really seed ground like this. I mean, if it's like Chicago, no offense, but it's like, okay, we can try socialism, you know, we can see what this is Chicago, right? Like, but you can't do that in New York. We're cooked. If. If New York falls, I mean, that's the country.
Phil Labonte
I don't think New York would just.
Producer Tate
10 years ahead of us.
Terence Pop
That's all New York, you know, does a dirt dart. It could really set the example for the rest of the country of what not to do.
Producer Tate
But we already know what not to do.
Tim Pool
Did you see what's going on in California? The federal prosecutor can't get indictments from grand juries.
Terence Pop
Wow.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Because the grand juries are commies. So the people who live in LA are being presented with. So you've got one guy was accused of assaulting an officer. Normally this is an easy grand jury. You can indict a ham sandwich. We're not talking about beyond a reasonable doubt. And the grand jurors are saying no, which is extremely rare. And it seems like what's happening is the culture in Los Angeles is ICE bad. So when you go before a group of Los Angeles residents and say, this guy assaulted ICE agents, they go, oh, great, where do we give him his medal? And then you're like, no, no, we want to procure him. Like, well, we're not doing that. No indictment. And they just vote no. That. That's. That's a breakdown.
Terence Pop
Yes, it is.
Brett Dasovic
It's like the opposite of what it used to be, which is like, a cop could do the most awful thing in the world and be like, we're not, you know, we're not prosecuting him.
Tim Pool
Yeah, I. Look, this is exactly what we've been talking about for some time. I've been. I've been saying this. How do. What happens when people just, like, argue the law that nobody agrees on what the law is? The left is putting out these arguments that ICE is abducting people. One of the ladies who was apparently charged insulting an officer claimed that she thought she was being abducted by. By strangers. It's like that. We know you're lying. You know, these guys are ice. Okay?
Brett Dasovic
Also, with. With Marxist language doesn't mean anything other than something that they can. I was. I was literally, like yelling about this on PCC earlier. Is that they just. They manipulate and obfuscate language to try and kind of move everything to their ends. And no language, no, no word that is actually supposed to mean something carries the same meaning to you as it does to them.
Phil Labonte
You're not speaking Marxists share our dictionary, but they don't. They. We share a vocabulary.
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Phil Labonte
But we don't share the dictionary.
Terence Pop
They changed the.
Tim Pool
But, but, but let's, let's clarify this. They know what you mean. They are lying to you to trick you into doing the wrong thing in gaslighting. Well, gaslighting is refers to, like, changing the past. So it's not necessarily gaslighting. It's more of tricking you into making assumptions. Yeah. So you know, saying racist, then when you challenge them, they say, no, no, I mean power, power, power plus prejudice. And it's like, oh, that's a different thing. You caught me. But I'll change the definition to justify what I'm saying so they can say the word. When they say racist to you, they know what that means and what you think it means. If you then challenge them, telling them they're wrong and lying, you say, no, it's because I'm using the academic definition. And so it's a, it's a way to layer their lying.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's the way to use postmodernism. Because postmodernists don't believe that words have meaning other than the ability to use the words to achieve power.
Tim Pool
Along with the fascists, they also believe the same thing.
Phil Labonte
Fascist. Yeah. Fascists are very frequently.
Tim Pool
There is no truth but power.
Phil Labonte
Exactly. But that, that's what they, they do. That's why there are specific definitions that are quote unquote academic. And they'll use them interchangeably in the same argument. Right. You'll be talking to them and they'll say, well, that's racist. And you'll say, well. Or they'll say, you're racist. You'll say, oh, I'm not racist. They'll say, well, you know, blah, blah, blah, power plus prejudice, et cetera, et cetera. And then, so they can't be racist, but when it comes to, you know, later on in the argument, they'll use racist in the same way that it's just prejudice against a group.
Terence Pop
You know how I shut that down? I literally go, you're absolutely correct. I'm an istophobe egotist. Say whatever you got to say.
Phil Labonte
Yep, I don't care.
Tim Pool
Let's jump to the story from cbs, ladies and gentlemen. It is like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. High Noon recall warns some Celsius energy drink cans may contain vodka seltzer. Children all across this nation are gleefully rushing to their local 7 11, hoping that as they purchase a Celsius. A Celsius energy drink, they may in fact get alcohol.
Brett Dasovic
No, somebody who works at Tim Cast has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tomorrow and just come in with the Celsius.
Tim Pool
And there's one in the fridge right now. I think it's the one they're talking about. Who wants to open?
Terence Pop
Well, there's a new name for vodka. It's water of alcohol.
Producer Tate
This is the wokest recall. Trump won. We don't have to do this crap anymore. This is the wokest recall I've ever seen.
Tim Pool
Beverage brand High Noon is recalling some of its vodka seltzer packs due to some cans being mislabeled as non alcoholic energy drinks, creating the potential for unintended alcohol consumption. So they're saying that you could buy a High Noon and get Celsius.
Producer Tate
That's America. That's America. X was just like this one at the. This one at the ballot box.
Brett Dasovic
So somebody on. On X was like, dui lawyers just hit the jackpot.
Tim Pool
Oh, yeah. Yeah. For real, though?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Wow.
Brett Dasovic
But I, I said like, somebody's at work tomorrow drinking this and then like, they're bought. Like, like nobody's as annoying as they normally are and they can't figure out why.
Producer Tate
I just love the idea. Tomorrow, just employees all across America just hammered.
Tim Pool
Do we. Do you want to run and check if we have the Astro Vibe in the fridge right now?
Phil Labonte
What is the.
Tim Pool
So Celsius? Astro Vibe is apparently the one that may be vodka.
Phil Labonte
Okay.
Tim Pool
I don't think that's what we have, but we do have a Celsius in there. And somewhat it was like they're gross.
Brett Dasovic
And your boss that's up on the stories be like, oh, that's not an Astro Vibe. You're full of shit.
Tim Pool
Right? The older you get now is an.
Terence Pop
Astro Vibe loses tolerance for that arctic vibe.
Brett Dasovic
What's even more vodka vibe?
Tim Pool
Can we get? Is. Is it possible? Is that the only one? What does it say? It says lot codes. The recall was initiated after High Noon discovered that a shared packaging supplier mistakenly shipped empty Celsius cans to High Noon. So wait, wait, hold on, hold on, wait, wait. Awesome. So, like, you're in the High Noon factory and you get a bunch of cancer Celsius and you're like, you just pull the lever. Any. You load them in?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Like the low level employee just like a box comes in, they're like, what's Celsius? Don't know. Load it up. Not above my pay grade.
Brett Dasovic
There was literally like the story on X like last week of this guy who said like, he'd been drinking white claws on the way to work for, like, a year and found out, like, at the end of a year that they were out, that they had alcohol enemies. Like, I know.
Producer Tate
I don't know why I got fired.
Terence Pop
Yeah, it happens. It happens.
Producer Tate
It is lost at the election.
Tim Pool
Sparkling blue Raz edition. Unfortunately, we have sparkling frozen berry edition.
Brett Dasovic
Sorry, guys, it's not alcohol.
Producer Tate
Get it off the seas right now.
Terence Pop
A couple silks gonna pit it on a guy, right?
Tim Pool
I'm gonna double check him right now. I don't know who this is. Do we know who this was?
Producer Tate
It's yours now.
Tim Pool
It's mine now.
Terence Pop
Yeah. They're gonna pin it on, like, the lowest level guy, and he's gonna be like, I just flipped this switch. Yeah.
Phil Labonte
All right, boys.
Tim Pool
Celsius round. Oh, it smells kind of weird.
Producer Tate
Oh, we're cooked.
Tim Pool
I'm gonna try it.
Producer Tate
This show's gonna get wacky and wild.
Tim Pool
Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, that is disgusting.
Brett Dasovic
Not as good as a Rev7.
Tim Pool
They got nothing on Rev7.
Brett Dasovic
Just distills the essence of Michael.
Producer Tate
It's like Nyquil.
Tim Pool
It does taste like.
Producer Tate
Yeah, that's awful.
Tim Pool
Celsius is gonna be so mad.
Brett Dasovic
That's even funnier if it's an energy drink that acts in the. Got NyQuil in it.
Producer Tate
That is not the arctic.
Tim Pool
It literally does taste like Nyquil.
Producer Tate
That's disgusting.
Tim Pool
Anyway, guys, that was fun.
Producer Tate
We're not getting their sponsorship.
Tim Pool
But before we move on, we do have a great sponsor. It's Celsius. Oh, no kidding. Who wants to try this? To be honest, I'm. I'm. I'm exaggerating it. It's like grape. It does taste like.
Producer Tate
Tastes like Nyquil. And you know what's going to happen is people are going to be coming on Friday night. They're going to get pulled over like. Sir, how many Celsius have you had to drink tonight? Look at. Have a lot of energy.
Terence Pop
No, I drink nyquil straight.
Tim Pool
Oh, you know what it reminds me of? Diamond. Remember when you were a kid, the grape Diamondap. Is that what it was? Diamond Tap.
Brett Dasovic
I still remember those commercials for Diamond Tap. It made it look delicious.
Producer Tate
Wait, what if they put Lean in that?
Phil Labonte
Grape drank is what it is.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Yeah. Great tasting. That's what it tastes like.
Producer Tate
They accidentally packaged the per drink of Celsius.
Tim Pool
I don't know. When I was little, I. I would.
Brett Dasovic
Companies are, like, crossing over. Jolly Rancher is going to start making their own lean before long.
Producer Tate
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
Terence Pop
Well, as long as it tastes like the watermelon Jelly Ranchers.
Tim Pool
Yeah. I'm gonna be fair on this. It's not that it's the worst drink I've ever had. It's just bitter and it tastes like artificial sweeteners. Yeah.
Producer Tate
And it's just disgusting.
Tim Pool
It's got, let's see, Taurine, ground all. That's fine. Sucralose, that's just the splendor.
Brett Dasovic
Any erythritol?
Terence Pop
It does not have the amino.
Tim Pool
No.
Brett Dasovic
Is this the white monster?
Tim Pool
Why does people say it's. It's the caffeine that makes it taste bad? To be honest, I don't know. Yeah, because Rev7's got Splenda in it as well. I'm not a big fan. But for what? For however they nail the flavor on these drinks. I don't. I don't know. It's amazing. It's got Splenda as well. Sucralose. They call it sucralose.
Terence Pop
I call it a cancer bomb. I still drink red sugar for Red Bull, even though it's bad for me.
Producer Tate
Oh, you got a stress test. Test the body. You know, throw a little McDonald's down there. When every once in a while is that like you're still alive?
Brett Dasovic
Is this guy who makes these, these Instagram reels, he goes. He's like a gym bro and he has never, never skip heart day. And it's just him drinking non stop.
Producer Tate
Yeah. Because like what's gonna happen if you ever get like there's a shooting and it's like, oh, but your heart's ready. You know, it's been. It's been through a Big Mac or two.
Tim Pool
Remember that?
Phil Labonte
Stairs for that.
Tim Pool
Didn't some lady die drinking the Panera lemonade?
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, yeah.
Terence Pop
Yep.
Brett Dasovic
Can't get that.
Tim Pool
Yeah, they had the.
Phil Labonte
It was like extra high octane lemonade.
Brett Dasovic
Living heart attacks or whatever.
Producer Tate
I bet if. I bet like productivity was super high.
Brett Dasovic
Around that the like employment. Productivity just fell off a cliff.
Producer Tate
Took it away.
Phil Labonte
She did.
Tim Pool
21 year old died.
Brett Dasovic
A 21 year old?
Tim Pool
Yeah, yeah.
Brett Dasovic
Had to have a pre existing.
Tim Pool
Oh, this happened like a couple months ago. No, no, no. It's because. What is it? Sarah Katz, Caffeine Safety Act. She drank like. What did you drink? Like 2000 milligrams of caffeine or something.
Terence Pop
That'll do it, bro.
Tim Pool
So yo. Yeah, yeah. 21. She went to cardiac arrest after consuming it. Says one of. I'm pretty sure the story was that she didn't know it was ultra high caffeine. So she kept getting refills as she was eating and then her heart stopped.
Brett Dasovic
Like that had to be terrifying for her too.
Terence Pop
I mean, a cup of coffee has about 90. 90.
Tim Pool
I think it's about 90.
Terence Pop
That was 200.
Brett Dasovic
You're drinking like, like if you're drinking a lot of cake, caffeine or whatever, like once you cut it back, you find that like, you'll have more energy if you're having like 75 milligrams of caffeine. And call it as opposed to what? Like taking in 200 milligrams of caffeine in the morning?
Tim Pool
95.
Terence Pop
It's got 95.
Phil Labonte
I am the amount of caffeine that I used to drink when I was smoking red Marlboro Reds and drinking Red Bull all day. I would have 10 Red Bulls in a day without even noticing.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Brett Dasovic
But once you cut it back, it. You start having more energy again.
Tim Pool
I was, I went on a road, a PET scan.
Phil Labonte
I've gone, I've gone to the doctor and I'm good, I'm good. I don't have high blood pressure or anything. And I would do it while I was ripping red stress test in the morning. I was three reds with a big 12 ounce Red Bull. It was great.
Tim Pool
I was on a road trip to North Dakota for the, the pipeline protest. And I went with this woman who was like, we had mutual friends. And so we were gonna split the driving. Like, you drive half, I'll drive half. The only problem was I'm in the passenger side at one point and I'm like, I'm gonna take a nap. And I wake up to like this shake and we're going 95. And I kid you not, she's holding her phone, going like this while driving. And I was like, what the are you doing? So at that point on I was like, I'm driving the rest of the way. And this was, this was leaving. No. Yeah, wait. I think this was leaving or was on the way there. I think it was on the way there. And so what happens is I now have to drive basically 24 hours non stop. So I loaded up on a bunch of energy drinks and ate very little. And I think I had like two ultra tall monsters, two five hour energies and I went to outer space. It was like three in the morning and I was driving and then everything turned crystal. Like, like I was hallucinating. Yeah, everything looked like it was like crystal hd. And I was like, my heart was going. I thought I was gonna die. And then the backs of cars started turning the faces of cats. Yeah. And I was like, I'm pulling over, dude.
Phil Labonte
When you've got. When you've got to go from like Salt Lake to Vegas in the overnight, like a couple. No dos, a couple Red Bull and a whole pack of Marlboros will get you there.
Terence Pop
So you are trying to avoid an argument with physics.
Tim Pool
That's why you drove, I guess. Hey, you look, man, you sacrifice to do the job you got to do.
Brett Dasovic
What you got to do doesn't even work anymore. All the kids are just taking a bunch of Adderall anyways they have the monster. Doesn't do anything.
Producer Tate
It doesn't work. Cuz you try to get energy drinks, you just get hammered. You can't even drive anymore.
Tim Pool
And then, and, and then just to cap the story off, we pull into this truck stop and I'm like, I need to drink a bunch of water and just stop before I die. So. And. And we were in North Dakota where it's like minus 20 or whatever. And I'm like, let's go inside. And she's like, no. And then I was like, okay, you can't sit in the car when it's minus 20. You'll die. She's like, I'll just go to sleep. And I'm like, that's how you die. She was like, I'll be fine. I was like, oh my God.
Producer Tate
Oh my goodness.
Tim Pool
And then I'm pretty sure I dropped her off in North Dakota and just. She done it, right?
Brett Dasovic
Never heard from her again.
Tim Pool
Yeah, actually.
Terence Pop
And hypothermia, it sneaks up on you.
Tim Pool
Yeah. You think you're warm, you fall asleep, and then you're dead and you're done. And then I was just like, this is insane.
Brett Dasovic
Well, you don't drink the brown liquor when you're temperatures that cold tricks your body into thinking it's warmer than it is.
Terence Pop
Well, yeah.
Tim Pool
Do you guys know the story was like the Det Love pass incident or whatever?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Is that. Is that what it was? Yeah. Where like. Well, they found the camp abandoned and then like their clothes were thrown off and they were just gone.
Terence Pop
Yeah. They ran off into the.
Tim Pool
Naked.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Maybe they got cold and started hallucinating. And then when you're. When you're. When you're getting cold, you feel like you're hot, so you take your clothes off.
Brett Dasovic
Or maybe they got a bunch of stuff Celsius and ended up being alcohol.
Producer Tate
Yeah, they got one of those charged lemonades and just went now.
Terence Pop
I mean, I've had hypothermia a couple times. It's not pretty.
Tim Pool
Wow. Yeah, there was a. There's a movie about. Based on this where they find an old Russian base and then they time travel on accident. It's called I forget. But it was fun, so I recommend it.
Phil Labonte
I'm surprised you don't know just from the description.
Tim Pool
Yeah, they go to. They go there, they find an old Russian base, then they get attacked by these weird monsters. And then at the end there's. They find a camera that was their camera that filmed everything they did. Then they get warped back in time or whatever and they become the monsters. Time loop.
Terence Pop
Time loop.
Tim Pool
Yeah, something like that. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah. All the kids in the country right now, all the teenagers are running to their local. 711 is buying as much of the Celsius astro vibe as they can.
Brett Dasovic
I just want this flavor.
Tim Pool
It's the golden ticket, man.
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, it's like Wonka.
Tim Pool
Exactly. They're cracking it open and like. Wait, wait, they sip it. Oh, they're like, we did it. We were able to buy alcohol.
Terence Pop
When I was a young man or young person, it was not that hard to get your hands on alcohol.
Tim Pool
I mean, same, you know, like you'd stand out in front of liquor store and then a guy would walk up and you'd be like, hey, buy me a six pack. And he'd be like, I. That's it?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
He just walks out. Here you go, kid.
Terence Pop
That quite a few times.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Nobody cared. You know what the. When I was a kid, you know how easy it was to get cigarettes? You'd walk into the store and say, like, I have a note for my mom. And they'd be like, yeah. They'd be like, all right, that's. That's fine by me.
Terence Pop
I used to go there and buy teratins for my mother.
Tim Pool
What is that?
Terence Pop
It's a nasty cigarette that smoke.
Tim Pool
What was it called?
Phil Labonte
What were they?
Terence Pop
Tertins.
Phil Labonte
Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Tim Pool
Have a little handwritten note. And the guy looks at it and says, okay. And he hands you the cigarette.
Terence Pop
Yes, that's exactly. I went down.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Kids. The kids these days don't know what they're missing.
Phil Labonte
Cigarettes. You're right.
Tim Pool
I just mean like how lax things kind of were. Oh, yeah. You know, well, that was back when.
Terence Pop
You had an operating family where there was actually discipline and. And, you know, morals. Now you have trust.
Tim Pool
Yeah. The truth was, it was more dangerous.
Phil Labonte
In the past too. Like, there were more abductions. There were more people, like bad things that were happening. There were more murders in the Past.
Brett Dasovic
New York City was a war zone.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, it's true.
Terence Pop
I remember the Oakland county child killer when I was a kid.
Phil Labonte
Yep.
Terence Pop
And that was serious business. My grandfather actually drove by the field where they found one of the victims for years and he had a supernatural.
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Terence Pop
We won't go into it, but that's.
Phil Labonte
A. Sarah and I were talking about, like, how, when, how old is the kid gonna be before he can go, like, take his bike and ride off? And I was like, you know, he can be six and he can go, you know, tool around the neighborhood. And she's like, six. Oh, that's so young. And I was like. I was like, hold on a second. I literally called my mom. I was like, how old was I? When I jumped on my bike and took off? She was like, you were like, four.
Terence Pop
Four?
Phil Labonte
Yeah. She's like, you were just gone. As soon as I could get on the bike, there was a little curb on the driveway my dad put in.
Tim Pool
He.
Phil Labonte
He actually put the driveway in. As soon as I could step onto the curb and get on the bike, I was gone. I knew to be Back by the time the lights came on.
Terence Pop
Yeah. When the lights come on, you better be home.
Tim Pool
Yep. Let's jump to this story. We've got this from prime timer. Ladies and gentlemen. I have a lot of people saying that American Eagle has responded with an apology to the Sydney Sweeney ad. They didn't. It's a parody from Clickhole and it's hilarious. And it's weird that anyone considers an ap. I gotta be honest. The Clickhole joke is funny, but it's weird there's a backlash at all to a model wearing clothes, but sure. So here's what happens. There is an apology that's gone viral. Uh, it's not real. I'm gonna read it for you and I'm going to.
Phil Labonte
Awesome.
Tim Pool
I'm going to gently massage the language for those that are, you know, having family in the room. So this is going around and I saw people saying, this is real. It's not real. It's not real. Okay. For those are not familiar with the context. Sydney Sweeney has great jeans is the ad campaign. And they show her boobs and she smacks her butt. And there's a bunch of these. And woke lefties are like, this is Nazi propaganda jeans. That's eugenics. So Clickhole made this. It says, we hear you. Our Sydney Sweeney has great genes campaign missed the mark. Our intention was purely to inspire you to to images of Sydney Sweeney wearing our clothes. We had no ulterior purpose or message to convey beyond get yourself off on these close up shots of Sydney Sweeney's body in tight fitting denim. That's it. That people viewed our ad as promoting eugenics and not as sexual fodder they could think about while pleasuring themselves in the shower. Or why were they Two images of buxom women like Sydney Sweeney breaks our heart. Perhaps our messaging could have been clearer. Maybe a more literal slogan such as Sydney Sweeney has great breasts and buttocks for you to would have spared our brand all this trouble. It's too late to know. All we can do now is officially condemn any and all ideologies that endorse eugenics and promise to do better. One of the things funny about this is that Clickhole I believe was like, really was like buzzfeed company or something like that. These companies like Clickel was woke up. This is part of that woke media industrial complex. And when you look what's going on with south park, they're all. They're all abandoning it as fast as they can. They're now getting on the edgy and offensive comedy as quickly as they can. And trying to return to literal humor over this.
Phil Labonte
I just put something in the slack about this.
Terence Pop
The words you should use is pulling your noodle. That's you. I believe that is YouTube, you know, acceptable.
Brett Dasovic
Apparently the. The Naked Gun, the new Naked Gun is really good. And the comedy is actually really, really good.
Tim Pool
So, Phil, we have an update. Phil just sent me this. Vast American Eagle and Sydney Sweeney, Vast majority. Like her genes, social media isn't real life. So they're saying TMZ wrongly attributed the information to an AE spokesperson. We reached out to a. They had no comment. So I guess. What, they ran this fake apology? Yeah.
Brett Dasovic
That's weird.
Tim Pool
They ran the clickhole apology.
Brett Dasovic
DMZ is usually on top of these things.
Tim Pool
Wow.
Terence Pop
Really?
Brett Dasovic
Yeah.
Producer Tate
And they went with that. Okay.
Phil Labonte
I do. I do think that it's worth noting American Eagle has not come out with an apology.
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Oh, no, they didn't run the clickhole one. They just ran a different statement.
Terence Pop
Okay.
Tim Pool
And they misattributed it. Says, the bottom line is this is about creating a great pair of jeans and supporting a very worthy cause through some of the proceeds going to domestic violence prevention. Anything beyond that is noise. So who actually said this?
Phil Labonte
I'm not 100% sure, but whoever said it, it's. TMZ was running it. So that's why I shared it, because it, you know, related. But like I said, I think it's worth noting that, you know, we talked about Jolie Swole today on PC.
Tim Pool
This is.
Brett Dasovic
That's what he should have done. He should have wrote a fake apology.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, we talked about him and how he was very quick to come out and say, oh, you know, hey, I'm sorry, blah, blah, blah. And then, of course, the leftists attacked him with renewed vigor because that's what they do as soon as you admitted.
Brett Dasovic
That you were wrong.
Phil Labonte
And so it's good that, you know, American Eagle hasn't said anything. And I. It seems like they're not going to. I imagine that they probably have more in this marketing campaign to come. Not that I don't know that it will be. Definitely be Sidney Sweeney, but I imagine more is going to come from this campaign. And I personally, I can't wait to see it. I hope that people have more meltdowns.
Terence Pop
Well, it's free publicity for them.
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, but that wasn't enough.
Terence Pop
Yeah, people are upset about our jeans.
Brett Dasovic
But five years ago, that wasn't enough, though. Like, five years ago, people would, you know, cancel you.
Tim Pool
Yeah, they.
Brett Dasovic
Well, the. Even the company would then come out and tuck their tail between the legs and give some type of apology that didn't need to be done. Because when these companies do capitulate, it ends up being worse for them. That's what happened to all of these fashion brands that ended up putting ugly models on their ad campaigns. And then they all ended up, if not folding, they ended up losing huge market share.
Tim Pool
Really?
Producer Tate
It used to be like so demoralizing walking through a mall.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, still, you still kind of have to go into a fug state to walk through them all.
Producer Tate
But like, what are we doing? It's like a Costco when you're looking around. I mean, what are we doing here?
Tim Pool
They have those stores. Torrid. Yeah. Which. What does that, what does that mean? Horrid and terrible. I'm not, I'm not joking. I'm. Torrid is like terrible and horrible.
Terence Pop
Sounds like something I come up with. I.
Tim Pool
And it's. It's for fat women. Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Parched with the heat of the sun. Intensely hot. Scorching. Burning, passionate, ardent.
Tim Pool
I thought it was terrible and horrible all at once.
Phil Labonte
That's not, that's, that's.
Brett Dasovic
That's just that one with the fat models.
Terence Pop
Well, the thing is, the most fat acceptance models are, you know, passing away.
Tim Pool
Oh, it's true.
Producer Tate
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
You know what, you know what's really funny is my wife was telling me this because she is slim and she, she's like, I wear the same size every time. And so she had a pair of clothes for a while and she was like, I really like these jeans. I'm gonna order them again. She ordered the same size. They were massive. What the company did was because women's sizes are not uniform. It's just like a 6, a 7, 8. They increased the size but kept the number the same because women are getting fatter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So the prediction was a woman who was, you know, like a, a zero last year is going to be a one and she's going to get really angry if she orders a zero. Don't fit. So just make zeros bigger but keep calling them zero.
Phil Labonte
You know, it really does speak about, like the temperament of men and women because women's sizes are, you know, like the women's sizes are like, just random. It could double zero. Might be.
Tim Pool
Want to be like.
Phil Labonte
You go, yeah. They want to be like. Whereas men, if you have a 34 inch waist, it is 34 inches. Because that's the kind of thing that men would expect. You got 4 inches makes.
Terence Pop
So you're talking about the algebra woman. Sizing.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Producer Tate
You know, you got to go to.
Tim Pool
The tall AB squared minus.
Phil Labonte
It's like quantum mechanics, because whoever knows.
Brett Dasovic
And that's before you get into like European sizing, which is of course because they're smaller than, than Americans.
Tim Pool
But I am extra large.
Brett Dasovic
No, but like, for me, like I. So everybody on who watches PCC knows, like, I have, you know, my long shirts, but like, I have a specific brands that I buy. And there was a point where I found these ones that I really, really liked and I bought it in black and then like fit really, really well. Bought two more and by the time they, the company had grown and the complete. The cut of the shirt had changed, the sizing had changed. It was nothing like the one that I bought before. But all they had to do is just tell me like it was a different size. I would have just bought the different size.
Phil Labonte
It's true though. But European sizing is actually different because I bought a pair of shorts that were from Europe and there was my normal 30 inch waist and they're just, they don't fit right.
Brett Dasovic
A lot of the, the skate companies that you skate for used to brand in Europe and all of the. You'd have to buy like, if you wore a large, you had to buy an XL. If you wore an XL, you'd buy a 2XL. And they didn't even make ones bigger than that because there were no Europeans that fat.
Tim Pool
Ridiculous.
Producer Tate
They haven't invented them. Yeah. Like some of these brands, like, lean into it like you're like a Tommy Bahama. They're like, here's the fat slob section. You know, it's really xl. Okay.
Tim Pool
One that's really funny is a lot of people talk about how like, you know, Americans are so fat, but having traveled the world, you guys see the portions are tiny in most places.
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
In America it's just like, man, I go to breakfast and I can't believe the plate that I'm given. And you order a waffle and it's the size of the whole plate. Yeah.
Producer Tate
You go to France, it's like, I'll have the full breakfast. And they bring out like a croissant in a cigarette.
Terence Pop
You can watch like a lot of videos on YouTube where Europeans actually come to America and freak out of all the food and the portions.
Producer Tate
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tim Pool
Well, I think that Americans are large because.
Producer Tate
And it is true our food is filled with a ton of chemicals. But like, people will travel to Europe and be like, I ate whatever I want and I still lost Weight. I was like, because your portions were like a quarter of the size and you walked everywhere. Like, of course you're gonna lose weight.
Brett Dasovic
That's probably a big part of it too. Is this whatever city you're in, you're walking to get everywhere. You're not driving.
Tim Pool
I think, I think the reason Americans are getting fat is because the Internet, there were a lot of people that thought it was like, you know, high fructose corn syrup, artificial sweeteners and chemicals. And I think it's the Internet. People don't go out anymore.
Terence Pop
It could be a combination, sure.
Tim Pool
But I think while the chemicals are bad, there are a lot of people who are not fed, who eat garbage food. So I certainly think it does contribute. But people don't go outside anymore. So you used to have to walk places. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go, if I wanted to do anything. We had the Internet too, but the Internet was on a computer. And so you either to stay home all day, which sucked, and we had dial up. So it's like that was.
Phil Labonte
We didn't have social media as well.
Tim Pool
Yeah. I mean, we had aim, we had a messenger. Yeah. And so you were. You would see who was online. You did this big list of people. But we went out and did stuff. So I'd get my skateboard and I to go to the park. It was three or four miles every like an hour and a half to get there, Skating the whole way. And then I'd get there and I'd be super like, I'm hungry. And you'd go to 711 and I would get taquitos and Milo. You guys know what Milo is? Yeah, that like energy chocolate milk from Mexico or whatever. Oh, awesome.
Brett Dasovic
Even before, like, I came to work here, where I was living in Minnesota, I did not have a car. So I walked or biked to get everywhere. And I was skating seven days a week. And I had the same crappy diet then and was quite a bit smaller. Just because you were walking at least two to three miles every day on top of skating. And then at the same time, I was like, now I go out and skate. I'm like, why am I so sore when I start like, oh, it's because I didn't just walk a mile to get here and stretch my legs. But even in the summer, my weight fluctuates by at least £10 because I'm getting out way more in the summer in the heat and actually sweating through it.
Tim Pool
Everything's at your fingertips. You want food, groceries? Yo, I go on doordash. And I'll be like, I'm gonna get some chicken wings. And I press enter. And then it's like they will come. And then it asks me if I need toilet paper. It's like, hey, by the way, your driver can stop at 7:11, pick up toilet paper, toothbrush, whatever you need.
Brett Dasovic
Taco Bell.
Terence Pop
If you're eating a hot real hot wings, you might need that toilet paper.
Tim Pool
That's right.
Terence Pop
You might have to wipe your backside with ice cream.
Producer Tate
You order burger, you want some Celsius?
Tim Pool
Just to forget this, I ordered, I.
Brett Dasovic
Ordered Chuck E. Cheese pizza off Door Dash ones.
Producer Tate
That's what that's going to put you on a list.
Phil Labonte
One time I ordered cookie off of door Dash. I've never spent so much money on cookies in my life. Yeah, y ridiculous Chuck E. Cheese.
Tim Pool
Most people, I think a lot of people know this, but we were ordering from a local restaurant here for work. I was like, I'm gonna get burgers and salads and, you know, appetizers. And we're doing a big order. We do it periodically. Sometimes every Friday we order stuff. But I was in this big order from a local restaurant and the order was like 400 bucks because, you know, well, we got a ton of employees here and there's like 10 cheeseburgers, fries, 10 apps. And when I went to press confirm the order, it said the restaurant was closed, which they are not. And so I couldn't do anything. So I was like, okay, I guess I'll call the restaurant. And I said, hey, doordash says you're closed. And they're like, we're open. I said, can we do a delivery? Said, sure. I was like, well, I can't submit this because it says you're closed. And she's like, read me your order. And I did. It was 200 bucks.
Terence Pop
Wow.
Brett Dasovic
All delivery fees and surcharges.
Tim Pool
Well, it's like you order a cheeseburger from the restaurant and it's 10 bucks, you know, or 13, 14 bucks. Because it's like a restaurant burger. You order on DoorDash, it's 20.
Producer Tate
They're calling it post doordash Clarity. When you realize you dropped 30 bucks. Just have a like a self crisis.
Tim Pool
What have I done? Yes, it's okay. Taco Bell's worth it.
Producer Tate
Yeah, that's true.
Terence Pop
I like cookie is I like dill Taco.
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Tim Pool
What about it?
Phil Labonte
Just. They're delicious cookies.
Brett Dasovic
It's just 10,000 calories. Yeah, they're.
Phil Labonte
Well, the big ones are like 790 apiece and then the small ones are actually only 190. So if you get three of the small.
Tim Pool
Yo, America, you don't need the cookies.
Producer Tate
And everyone, when you go into a crumble, everyone there looks like they're like cheating. Like, you see, like they're looking around. They're like trying to keep their head down and stuff. Really sad.
Tim Pool
Have you guys ever been a Sweet frog?
Brett Dasovic
No, I am a. We regularly go to Sweet Frog.
Tim Pool
I love it. Yeah, but I gotta. I just gotta admit, the smallest cup is what, like a Pinterest?
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, but you don't have to fill it up. That's the like.
Tim Pool
Right? But come on.
Brett Dasovic
Like your brain tricks you into thinking you have to fill it up past the top of the point.
Tim Pool
No, it should be.
Brett Dasovic
The price is different depending on how much it weighs. So actually putting less in saves you money too.
Tim Pool
You know what? You know, it's crazy because I can. I can respect this to a certain degree, but every time you go to an ice cream place, at least out here, I'll say, I'll have a scoop of chocolate peanut butter. And they give me like three scoops jammed into this thing, like bulging. I'm like, I am not going to eat that. I just wanted a little bit of ice cream. I'm not eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's right now. It's not happening.
Brett Dasovic
They would rather be yelled at by you than somebody who's like, this isn't enough.
Tim Pool
I mean, they're being nice, but like, yo, America, it's crazy. Legit. Like, two scoops. I went to Ben and Jerry's, and I was like, I'll get the two scoop. It was a pint. I'm like, bro, it's like a thousand getting crazy. Like 1200 calories and like 300 carbs.
Terence Pop
31 flavors does that as well.
Tim Pool
And people love it.
Producer Tate
Do you remember the froyo hustle back in the day when everyone. And he would, like, you'd fill up the thing, and then you'd get to the toppings, and it'd be like, yeah, I guess I'll put beef jerky on my ice.
Tim Pool
That's that sweet frog. Yeah.
Producer Tate
And then you get there. It's like 35.
Tim Pool
Because they're like, yeah, that's sweet frog. You get a little cup. They got all the things. Yeah. All the different flavors.
Brett Dasovic
And then batter. A cake battery.
Producer Tate
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And then they've got this big old tray full of everything. You can imagine.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Producer Tate
Like, I'll put dog treats on it. I guess. I don't know.
Tim Pool
I once. I didn't even put yogurt at one time. I just. Just was like, toppings. Yeah, it was. No, it was like Snickers bars, Reese's whipped cream and caramel. And I was like, I just want the candy.
Producer Tate
It's like, sir, how do you want to.
Tim Pool
They're like, okay.
Producer Tate
So it goes.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Brett Dasovic
I, like, I go through the whole thing, and because I don't put any syrup on it, I'm like, I'm saving to myself so much weight gain if I just don't put any syrup on top.
Phil Labonte
Klarna. That was the. The financier food.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Oh, yeah.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
We're gonna repossess that burrito. What are you gonna do? Come on. Come at me, bro.
Brett Dasovic
When people talk, talk about late stage capitalism, and then I hear about Clara.
Tim Pool
And I'm like, maybe, you know, like.
Brett Dasovic
I don't know if late stage capitalism is actually a thing, but if people are financing their. Their burgers, maybe that's.
Tim Pool
I've gotten those before. I can't remember what. What app it's on, but it's like, pay for your meal. And, you know, four. I'm not. I'm not joking. It's like four easy installments of 690. I'm like, what? Yeah. How do you. What?
Producer Tate
Flinging to Colombia because, like, Long John Silver's is on their tail.
Tim Pool
Could you imagine? Imagine, like, you're about to get arrested. I'm arrested. You're about to get married. You know, maybe there's some overlap there. About to get married. And your wife's like, you know, is there any, like, hey, before. Honey, before we get married, I want to let you know that I hope this doesn't change anything, but I do have a lot of debt. She's like, you do? And be like, yeah, and if you're going to marry me, this would cause issues. But I thought it was important that I let you know. What's the debt from? I was financing burritos from Taco Bell a lot.
Brett Dasovic
Long John Silver's is accident.
Tim Pool
I've got $3,000 in debt on back pay, plus interest for all of the burritos I was ordering. Every day, there's a burrito debt guy.
Producer Tate
Financing all the McDonald's Monopoly tickets. It's like a big racket shot in a motel.
Brett Dasovic
The churros.
Phil Labonte
I just can't say no to Churos.
Terence Pop
Aren't they suing a whole bunch of people trying to get the money back?
Phil Labonte
Clara's going out of business.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Really? Yeah.
Producer Tate
It's over.
Phil Labonte
I mean, it's. It should have been pretty obvious. If you have to finance a burrito.
Tim Pool
You'Re not groceries, man.
Phil Labonte
Financially literate people.
Brett Dasovic
And then people were doing, like, postmodern thesis about, like, what it means to live in a culture with Klarna. And I'm like, just. This is awful.
Terence Pop
When I used to do mortgages, I would literally look at between three and 30 credit reports a day. And some of the stuff that was on those credit reports, I'm just like, you got to be kidding me.
Tim Pool
Like, what?
Terence Pop
Collections for, you know, a guy had a JCPenney account that was defaulted. Like, $26,000.
Brett Dasovic
Like, student loan debt.
Terence Pop
What are you doing at JCPenney's for $26,000? I'm just like, what? And you have to call the guy and decline him and like, hey, man, you know I can't do your VA loan for you. One, your credit score is really, really low, and you owe, like, $26,000 to JCPenney.
Tim Pool
Should I do it right now? I just checked. I can Klarna a pizza.
Producer Tate
Please. Please do that.
Tim Pool
Can we, please?
Producer Tate
That'd be so sick.
Tim Pool
Wait, should we finance a Papa John's cheese pizza?
Phil Labonte
Finance it for as long as you can. Not just like, I'm working on my credit. See if you can stretch it till December.
Tim Pool
What happens if you don't pay it on time, though?
Brett Dasovic
Do they come out, like, a huge interest?
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I bet you could def. I bet you could buy that pizza on Klarna, default on it, and it wouldn't affect your credit report at all.
Brett Dasovic
The driver comes back to pick the pizza.
Tim Pool
You've got it. You've got a report on your credit. What is it? You owe $7 for a pizz. I just be like, dispute. Could you imagine Klarna being like, we're taking you to court over the 7783 you have left on your pizza payments. The court's gonna say no. The judge is gonna be like, nah, we're not. We're not taking this case.
Terence Pop
We're not burning the time up for $7 for a burrito. I'm sorry.
Producer Tate
Just come back. Your car's on cinder blocks, just karna carved into the hood. You're like, no.
Phil Labonte
Oh, your Klarna card was declined. Sorry.
Producer Tate
Klarna cartel is going to come after you.
Tim Pool
Okay? It says four payments made every two weeks.
Phil Labonte
Four payments.
Tim Pool
Okay. On orders only $35 and above.
Phil Labonte
Oh, well, you know what that means.
Tim Pool
Pay off your. Your cheese pizza over two months. Does that include tip? Can you make like a tip? That's really expensive and. Oh, my. Oh, it's a 25. Wait, wait, what? Oh, it says zero interest. Zero, zero interest.
Phil Labonte
Well, that's why they're going under. They didn't understand how credit works at all.
Producer Tate
We need to do wellness. Wellness check on Dave Ramsey as soon as possible. That he's going through it right now.
Tim Pool
Should I do it? Who wants a midnight cheese pizza?
Phil Labonte
Not me.
Producer Tate
If it's.
Brett Dasovic
I don't want to, I'm taking it home with me.
Tim Pool
You want me? If I order right now, you'll get it.
Brett Dasovic
Here, I'll take it.
Producer Tate
Let's do it.
Tim Pool
Let's see what happens.
Brett Dasovic
He's going to make me.
Tim Pool
My wife's going to be like, I'm going to go into debt. My wife's going to be like, why did we get a bill for a pizza? That's four payments of 397.
Brett Dasovic
Brett asks. So I co over leveraged on the.
Phil Labonte
Stuff crust for the show.
Tim Pool
Wait a minute.
Phil Labonte
Allison. It was for the show. I got it for the.
Tim Pool
Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I think they don't even charge you initially.
Producer Tate
This is a disaster.
Tim Pool
Okay, no, you. You pay 25% up front. Then you pay 25% in two weeks, four weeks and six weeks.
Phil Labonte
That's hilarious.
Tim Pool
You have a month and a half.
Terence Pop
For it to pay for a pizza.
Tim Pool
This is weird. Late stage capitalism, dude. Uber.
Brett Dasovic
That's what it is.
Tim Pool
Oh, that's crazy.
Phil Labonte
It's not, actually.
Tim Pool
I don't understand, like, why. Why not do it. They're not charging me interest. What's.
Phil Labonte
Because Tim, you have the money for the pizza. That's why not.
Tim Pool
I. Why not? Hold on, hold on.
Brett Dasovic
Send up.
Tim Pool
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got an idea. We should legit do this. I'm going to order food using Klarna and the money that I would normally spend. Check this out. Okay? It's my plan.
Terence Pop
Okay.
Tim Pool
I'm going to order $100 worth of food for the office. Hundred dollars flat. I'm going to finance it with Klarna. Pay 25 bucks up front, take that $75, put it in bitcoin. I was just going to say in two weeks take $75 out. I'm sorry, two weeks, take 25 out and pay the next. Then in two weeks take 25 out and pay. And then six weeks take the last 25 and see if I've actually made a profit.
Phil Labonte
You should ape into shitcoins with it, is what you should do. $75 on FartCoin.
Tim Pool
Let's. Here's the funny thing because the way wealthy people play these games with like stock loans is let's say, let's say you have a billion dollars worth of stock and you can't, you can't sell. You get a loan against it and the interest rate might be like 4%. You then take the whatever extracted. Say, let's say you pulled out $50 million, invest it in something that generates above 4% and you're making a profit off the loans. That's how they, that's how they cycle this money.
Phil Labonte
That's what happened during the talking about margin training.
Tim Pool
Is that what it is?
Terence Pop
Yeah, you trade on margin.
Tim Pool
So you're basically. Yeah, like your loan interest is lower than the interest generated from the investment.
Terence Pop
Well, typically if you're going to do margin trading, say you have $100,000. Some of institutions will let you do like 20% above that. And if you've done.
Tim Pool
I don't know if this is margin trading.
Terence Pop
Well, the thing is they do charge you an interest on the margin trading.
Tim Pool
So a billionaire who has. Let's say there's a guy who's got 100 million in stock in a corporation.
Terence Pop
Or it could be arbitrage. You can be doing that as well.
Tim Pool
I think this is arbitrage. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, what they do is they'll say to a bank, give me a loan, a $10 million loan at 3%. They say, okay, they take $10 million. They then invest it in something that guarantees them 7%. So then they can pay back the loan at 4% with a 7% interest on the other money. And so they're making money.
Phil Labonte
That's what was happening the entire time, that we had zero interest rates from 2009 all the way until they started raising interest rates in, like, 2018, all of. And that's a huge part of the reason why income inequality is so, so bad nowadays.
Terence Pop
Wow.
Tim Pool
Four dash arbitrage. Yeah.
Brett Dasovic
There is a coin called Klarna burrito Check.
Tim Pool
Check it out, check it out. Here's the idea. The prices of food fluctuate. So what you do is you're. You're going long on Chipotle. You tell someone, I'll buy the food for you right now. You pay me back next month for the full cost of the Chipotle. Right. So you. You basically finance, you spend. Let's say they do $100 chipotle, you spend 25. Now, in one month, when chipotle is now 10% more, they got to pay you back 110. To which you use the money they pay you to pay off the rest of the Klarna. That's right.
Terence Pop
Yep.
Tim Pool
Long. What is that going long on Chipotle futures?
Terence Pop
Listen, that option trading is crazy.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Can we. Can we make an app that exploits Klarna in a way I'm not saying illegally, like, so that people can short people's food orders? Like, are they going to pay it back?
Brett Dasovic
It's like the friend who's like, oh, I'll get lunch today. And you make sure it's fast food. But then when you go out to someplace nice, it's like, this one's on you.
Tim Pool
Right? Yeah. So what you do is you basically pull the big short. You go to a bank and say, we want to create a way to short debt on Klarna for fast food, because anybody who needs to finance fast food can't pay it back. And so I. I guarantee you these are going to default.
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah.
Producer Tate
You know, you need to lose some weight. You're just getting shorted into the ground. Big investment.
Terence Pop
No, the whole finance thing is crazy because, you know, in 2008, when the market tanked, I mean, I saw that coming like six, seven years prior because I used to do those mortgages for people. Like, oh, your credit. Credit score is only, what, 560? Yeah, of course, we'll give you, you know, $300,000.
Phil Labonte
And they were given loans.
Terence Pop
Adjustable.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, they were giving loans to people that had no jobs.
Terence Pop
Correct.
Phil Labonte
No income. You know, like liar loans.
Terence Pop
I. I got one. What was it called liar loan.
Phil Labonte
Liar loans.
Terence Pop
When I first got divorced, I was living in the street for a while. I got, you know, got back in the army, called a buddy of mine because I used to do mortgages. Mm. As he's. He's passed away. But I remember, like, hey, he goes, well, you have income? I'm like, I just started, you know. Well, okay, what's your credit score? It's like 813. Okay. Literally, you just like, I make this much money and here, here's your mortgage. Now, luckily, I was able to refinance it because those usually adjustable.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Terence Pop
You know, like, usually two years and then you get hammered.
Tim Pool
Yep.
Terence Pop
And I rolled after one year, I just rolled it into a VA and there you go.
Phil Labonte
That's what caused the 2008 crash is all of these adjustable rate mortgages just, you know, the rates changed and people couldn't make payments.
Tim Pool
So we're gonna go to your chats, my friend. So smash the like button. Share the show with everyone. You know, that uncensored portion of the show will be coming up at 10pm@rumble.com timcast irl. This story is not for the faint of heart. You're gonna get very, very angry and people are gonna say some very naughty things about it. So this one will be for the uncensored portion, but I recommend you guys come and watch at. Again, rumble.com timcast IRL 10pm for now, we're gonna grab your chats and rants. All right. Chen H. Wilder says, hey, Tim, what is the name of that fish joint in Martinsburg? As an aside, I saw that rock store in Frederick Mall where you procured a few geodes for Ian. I was like, I've seen this place before. The rock store at the Frederick Mall is awesome. It's the best store ever. They sell rocks.
Brett Dasovic
Every time I go by there, I'm like, I remember the time you bought. The lady who worked there, like, the like was like a 700 rock or something.
Tim Pool
It was a 700.
Brett Dasovic
She's like, I. The lady's like, I've always wanted this rock. And I'm like, that tracks. I suppose if I worked at a rock store, I might have like a white whale rock that I want.
Tim Pool
Then I said, I said, I'll take it and you can have it. And she was like, What? It's a 700 rock and it's yours. Yeah. And they were like, wow. But the rock star is really cool. It's, like, very educational. And the kids can crack geodes. And, you know, Ian cries every Time we go. Because he just loves rocks, you know, and he's special.
Terence Pop
So.
Tim Pool
As for the fish joint in Martinsburg, my friends, if you find yourself out here or if you're bored in a weekend and you're not too far away. Mother shuckers. It's amazing. Not only is the food incredible, but it says FJB on their door. I know, I know. It's. It's old, but it checks out. And they've got a bunch of pro Trump memes and stuff everywhere, and they're unashamed. And it's. It's a good spot. It's. It's. It's very lively. And their wings are some of the best I've ever had. And I like it in scallops. It's a great spot.
Terence Pop
Scallops are good.
Tim Pool
Scallops are incredible. Especially there. They. They nail it. They get it.
Terence Pop
It's good to try this place you speak of.
Tim Pool
Yeah. I mean, if you're. If you're out here, I don't know what their hours are. I think it's like, on weekdays, they open at like, 4pm okay. It's hard for us to get there, but when we do, we. We do enjoy it. And then I guess I mentioned them before, and then people started showing up, and so when I went back, they were like. We ate. Everything was fine. As we're walking out there, I just want to say thank you, because people are coming in. I was like, oh, you know. You know. Right on. Glad people are coming. Yeah, it's a good spot. And then it was funny. There's a Thai food restaurant in Winchester called Sabai Thai that we go to. And I didn't even realize that we talked about it, but apparently people have been going there like crazy. And they were like, we've been really busy because they said, you mentioned the show, and I was. Or you mentioned the store, and I was like, oh, I mean, it's really good. You know, that's the restaurants we like.
Terence Pop
Remember that word of mouth works.
Tim Pool
I mean, we live around here, and so we've tried all the restaurants. I'm not going to recommend a place we don't like. You know what I mean?
Terence Pop
I'm the same way.
Tim Pool
Yeah. So I don't remember the places we don't like because we don't go back.
Phil Labonte
Is what it makes sense.
Tim Pool
Indeed. All right. Suze McCarley says, Pop Pringles, tell the story.
Terence Pop
Oh, my God.
Tim Pool
Is. It is a naughty story.
Terence Pop
It's. Yeah. That's for the uncensored. Let's go listen. All right. Thank you, Susie. I appreciate it.
Tim Pool
Big country breakfast says I know someone in the Danville rumor mill. She says it's a lovers quarrel. Vogel got with the attacker's wife. Something like that. That's what people are saying. Cosmic spook says I'm from Danville. Lee was having an affair with Shotty's wife.
Terence Pop
I've been a. Listen, I've been in that situation, and it's. It's ugly. And let's map out this week's amazing.
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Terence Pop
Thick and judgment gets cloudy.
Tim Pool
Man. NNY says, yeesh. Go camping on bike two weeks, come back, harass Brett and Phil on pcc. Watch Happy Gilmore to laugh a lot. Tune in. See this headline? Let me back into the bushes. Now, Happy Gilmore 2 was funny, but it wasn't a movie.
Brett Dasovic
It was just all cameos.
Tim Pool
His member Berries like the plot makes no sense. It's just, you know what, man? I have no problem saying this to the world and to everybody. I am better at making movies than literally anybody ever. I just have never been given the opportunity.
Terence Pop
Fair enough.
Tim Pool
I'm half kidding. I always leave movies being like this. It would have been better if they did this. Here's. Here's. Here's my pitch for Happy Gilmore, too. And I'm only talking to Brett because he's the only one. Only one who ever knows what I'm talking about. His wife should have died from cancer. Why? The idea that in the first Happy Gilmore movie, he's a miscreant loser, and he overcomes all of his problems to save his grandma. He becomes a hero. Underdog story. They said, okay, we're going to write part two. In fact, erase the victories of part one. Make him a loser. Make him even more of a loser. And the stakes now are that it's not really that important, but he's a loser. And I'm like, no, no, no. Hold on, man. We loved Happy Gilmore because it was comedic, it was funny. And he was the underdog good guy.
Brett Dasovic
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Shooter was the bad guy. He kills his wife because he hits a drive, and then she chokes in the ball and dies. And I'm like, okay. And then he spirals out of control, destroys his life, and loses his grandma's house. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Part one ended with him saving his grandma's house. They could have had it be a bit more touching in that he still had her house, he still lived there, and he retires from golf after his wife dies of cancer. Yeah. And then it's not that he's a loser. It's that circumstances beyond his control have. Have challenged him, and we want to see him get back on the horse instead of. Now he's a loser. He killed his wife. He lost everything. He lost grandma's house. He never fights to get it back. He ignores it completely. Shooter's a good guy now for no reason. He's. He enters the plot randomly for no reason.
Brett Dasovic
She's weird because shoot. The Shooter McGavin account on X is a villain account. It's one of the best villain accounts on X. Yep. And you're in. You're right. Like, a movie like that benefits from a certain level of earnestness that it's not willing to use as, like, the foundation for the film.
Tim Pool
Film. They. Ben Stiller was underutilized. They. They have. He basically cameos. And there was a recurring theme in the first movie where Ben Stiller was abusing his grandma. That was the point. He needed to rescue his grandma from this horrible situation and get her house back. And he was only doing it to help somebody else. And he was kind of a dick.
Brett Dasovic
We'll really know Comedies back if they'll make, like, a sequel to Heavyweights with Ben. Like, then when you can make fun of fat people again in the movies.
Terence Pop
That's epic thunder, too.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Yes.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Tropic Thunder is. Is.
Brett Dasovic
Ben said. And so did. So did Robert Downey Jr.
Tim Pool
He said he'll do it.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, I don't think they ever will, but.
Tim Pool
Yeah, dude, that. One of the best movie scenes ever filmed is when Matthew McConaughey calls or he comes in screaming at Tom Cruise and he gets the call.
Terence Pop
I love that.
Tim Pool
From the Vietcong or whatever.
Brett Dasovic
I think Tom Cruise would do it, too.
Tim Pool
It's Red Dragon. Oh, man.
Terence Pop
The thing that really freaked me out is when you saw Tom Cruise's hands. Just like, look at those meat pumps.
Phil Labonte
Right?
Terence Pop
What is he, a super plumber or something? Is.
Tim Pool
I got a hot take before I go to that super chat. The Dark Universe should not have been canceled. I was so excited.
Brett Dasovic
You mean the, like, his monster universe with Tom Cruise? Yeah.
Tim Pool
I should have never canceled it.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, nobody went to see the.
Tim Pool
Movies, so that's the marketing problem. The idea is fantastic. The idea is Universal owns the classic monsters. Wolfman, Jekyll and Hyde, Dracula, the Mummy. And they were like, let's make this a universe where the through line is the manifestation of evil. And then they were like. They did one movie with Tom Cruise. It's okay. C plus. Enjoyable. But I'm excited for the concept. And they just abandoned the whole project.
Brett Dasovic
I think it's because people thought they were gonna, like, you can't recreate what happened with Brendan Fraser's Mummy. And because it's a completely different movie and people went into it thinking they were gonna get something along those lines.
Tim Pool
To be fair, it wasn't the Mummy.
Brett Dasovic
No.
Tim Pool
It's like some woman with demon powers and then Tom Cruise fights her. Yeah, but it's a movie. I guess they went too. They tried too hard to make it superhero. Ish.
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, well, that's. It was trying to follow the Marvel formula.
Tim Pool
Yeah. But just make the Dark Universe, like, make it. Because it was really cool how Russell, I think, was Russell Crowe. Right.
Terence Pop
Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.
Tim Pool
Yeah. He played Jekyll. And then he's got, like, the serum to stop. And then when he transforms into Hyde. It was really well done. I was like, he stands straight up. He doesn't actually change physically. He just asserts his posture and then his accent changes and just beating the crap out of Tom Cruise.
Brett Dasovic
I mean, I loved it. If they were going to do that now, they should be getting Robert Eggers to make that movie and get a different actor.
Tim Pool
Hey, you know what, man?
Brett Dasovic
I think they are making a new Mummy with Brendan Fraser, too.
Tim Pool
What?
Brett Dasovic
I think so. No, let me double check on them.
Tim Pool
He's going to have to drop £100.
Phil Labonte
He's already lost.
Brett Dasovic
He's already lost.
Tim Pool
I will absolutely see that movie. I will see it twice.
Terence Pop
Yeah, like Mummy for Frazier a couple years back.
Tim Pool
He's back.
Terence Pop
No, no, I did a video on him.
Tim Pool
No, I'm saying, like, right now he's, like, getting in shape.
Terence Pop
Yeah, he's coming back.
Tim Pool
I will. I will see that movie three times.
Brett Dasovic
In development, April of 2026.
Producer Tate
Wow.
Tim Pool
I will buy three tickets for one. Oh, I know. I love the Mummy movies with Brendan Fraser. If he. If they have him back as the character, what are they gonna give him, like a. A wig or something?
Brett Dasovic
Maybe. I mean, maybe they just let him age. Like, you don't put him in the wig. You just let.
Tim Pool
That's fine. If he gets in shape and he's aged.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
And they do his character justice and they do him as an actor justice. They don't do some stupid. It's a cameo and then he leaves.
Brett Dasovic
Yeah, yeah. He better not be passing the torch because they have actual torches in those. I don't want him passing a real torch.
Tim Pool
I bet they do that.
Brett Dasovic
That'd be stupid.
Tim Pool
He's like, take this. All right, all right, let's grab some more of these. Mason M93 says nobody has as many friends as Hillary Clinton had. Friends who killed themselves, pretty much. All right, let's see. Gitchi says, don't mess with gins. I've seen videos of Middle Eastern urban explorers checking out haunted places, and we'll have an entire boiler thrown at them from across the room.
Terence Pop
I've seen those videos. They're pretty convincing.
Tim Pool
Really?
Terence Pop
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
Like gins attack them in the Middle East.
Terence Pop
Well, it's more like ghosts, but they. That's what they call them in the Middle East.
Tim Pool
They call ghost gins. Yeah, but a gin is a reference, like an interdimensional being or something. Like an entity of some sort.
Terence Pop
Well, in a dnd sense, yes. But in the Middle east, you talk about a ghost, they just call it a gin.
Tim Pool
But they don't literally mean someone who died and came back.
Terence Pop
Well, I. That's. I mean, I. That's exactly what they say over there.
Tim Pool
Oh, really?
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Weird Thinker for life says in ancient times there was a demon goddess named Ishtar. This demon goddess was a Man and a woman and celebrated their birthday for the entire month of June by parading and beating drums in the streets. That's not true.
Brett Dasovic
Wait, say it again.
Tim Pool
I said Ishtar is a demon goddess who was a man and a woman, and they celebrated their birthday for the entire month of June by parading and beating drums in the streets.
Brett Dasovic
Has to be a woman, because they're the ones who celebrate an entire birthday month.
Tim Pool
Yeah, no, they're guys. They're making a point about Pride Month. No. Yeah. So I'm saying I don't believe that's. That's correct. But who am I to judge?
Terence Pop
Most dudes on their birthday usually go out and buy their own stuff. Yeah, that's what I do.
Brett Dasovic
Somebody asks you what you want for your birthday, you're like, crap, I don't even know, man.
Tim Pool
Why?
Producer Tate
How'd you know it was my birthday?
Tim Pool
I'm watching YouTube erase super chats in real time. That's weird.
Terence Pop
Oh, wow.
Tim Pool
Yeah. What's up with this? Anyway, Big. Here we go. Quinn says, have a Pringles can for the popster.
Terence Pop
My God.
Tim Pool
We'll save that for the after show.
Terence Pop
Oh, my Lord. You guys, for me, when I.
Tim Pool
They're all. They're all. They're all spam blasting in the super chat. Pringles. There's like, seven Pringles. Jason Dixon says, hey, Tim, look, 61 months, bro. Incredible. I appreciate it, man. And I saw your super chat, but YouTube deleted it. You said Elite membership, All the cool stuff was basically shut down. You know, let me tell you. Because we were trying to open a physical location for the Elite membership. That was the plan. That was the pitch that we were going to create a space digitally. First. Elite membership on the website is privy to access. But the manifestation was going to be, we're gonna have this club where you get Elite access to, and it's literally only going to be like a hundred people. And then the city basically blocked us from doing it. We sold the building, and we're trying to figure out what we do next. So let us figure that out for you guys. And the other thing, too was we were supposed to have dedicated seats at these events coming up for Elite members that are, like, preferred up front and, like, VIP access stuff. So I think what we might do is, like, we. Because the venue is not that big. Maybe when we have a bigger venue with, like, a thousand seats, we can. Right now, the venue we have could probably accommodate five VIP members, like, all access. But I don't. I don't know if we can do that because it's not even a backstage. It's literally a hallway that leads to the stage. So we don't have anything like that. But we will figure it out. We'll figure it out for you guys. We'll figure that one out. Warpig says we lost dueling, but now we have president and FBI protecting Peters and calling anyone who cares about it weak and stupid. You know, not wrong. Yeah. Houston Ducks. I can't read that word. I don't know what that is. Yep, can't read that. Let's see what we got going on. Jay says my wife and I are can continue the tradition by tuning into Tim Cast Iroh from the hospital as we welcome our first child to this world. Welcome our daughter, Angel Grace. Keep up the great work.
Phil Labonte
Great team.
Tim Pool
I have news. My baby was laughing for the first time today. Nice.
Terence Pop
How old is your child?
Tim Pool
What was five months? Yeah.
Terence Pop
Congratulations.
Tim Pool
She was pulling on my wife's hair and I started laughing and then she was sitting on my wife pulling on the hair and then she started laughing and then we were like, holy crap, she's laughing. And it was like. It was a weird laugh.
Terence Pop
It's the best.
Tim Pool
She was laughing.
Brett Dasovic
Humor, guys.
Tim Pool
And we were like, whoa. And then I was like, I tried pulling her hair again. I'm like, look, I'm doing it too. Laugh more. And she just smiled. So big update. Big up.
Phil Labonte
That's awesome.
Producer Tate
It's big.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Big update. It's interesting because she has said hello before several times. We were on vacation. I can't. Was like Memorial Day or something. And Richie was there, he witnessed it. And I asked her, can you say hello? And she went, hello.
Terence Pop
Wow.
Tim Pool
And Richie went, oh my God. And I was like, she said it, but now she won't. Now she just does gibberish and she. She just screams in the morning. So it's like I wake up at 6:30 of her just going.
Terence Pop
Babbling.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Yeah. And then my wife is like all tired looking and she's like got this look on her face. And then I look over at her and I say, I couldn't sleep because of the angels singing. And then she rolls shots laughing because.
Terence Pop
She'S so tired the babbling will continue. And. And right before they start talking, you will get harshly yelled at by your own child in the language you can't understand.
Tim Pool
Oh, that's happened already.
Terence Pop
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Well, so we were doing tummy time and at first she would just start crying when it was too much, just ballin. And then once she got to the babbling phase, when she was doing tummy time and it was too much, she would go, and we'd be like, oh, we get it. But now she's. She has no problem sitting up. And she's. She's like. She's now sitting up. She's not sitting up by on herself, but she can in the crawl pose. But she can't actually crawl. She. She can spin in circles.
Terence Pop
Yeah. My oldest daughter used to follow me around the house and scold me in a language I could never understand. Like what? Okay.
Tim Pool
It's good stuff. All right, let's grab a couple more here. Captain Wrinkle says I'm a skeptical believer. I believe, but also think 99 of ghost reports are BS. Shadow people have already been explained, but your theory of souls lingering till their time to leave comes is pretty cool. Yeah. I had a free horror movie idea for Pure Flicks. Is that what it's called? That's. That's the Christian streaming service. Okay.
Terence Pop
Okay.
Tim Pool
Because there's no way to make this movie tastefully. The idea of the movie was Opening scene. It's late night in an office, and there's a woman in the corner office working. And a guy is turning lights off. And he leans in and says, staying late tonight again, Sarah. And she goes, yes, I've got to finish this report by the morning. And so just leave, you know, leave the hall light on for him. He goes, you got it. And then he turns the rest of the lights off, and she's sitting there typing away. And then all of a sudden, from the shot of her at her computer, you see a silhouette figure walk past the door, and you hear the noise. And then she looks up, she goes, excuse me. And then she gets up, and then she walks over and she tries to turn the light on. It doesn't turn on. And then she sees a silhouette figure walk through the office, passing through, just disappear behind a wall. She's like, is somebody in here? And then she goes back in her office and just grabbing her bag, getting to leave, and then all of a sudden, the silhouette figure is at the door. And it's like a grayish silhouette. And then it starts to walk into the room, and she freaks out, drops her phone, and it's a white silhouette figure and just looks at her, goes. Then the movie starts, and the plot is, souls must exist on earth for a set time frame. And so you cue the scene where the guy's telling her, like, more and more of these sightings are popping up all over the country of these strange Figures appearing in buildings and they look like people. And then this guy, it's a homeless guy and he's like, he's telling her as the cars are crashing and he's like, a soul must be on earth for its time. When a soul is created, it's typically around 70 years. So if the person is killed when they're, when they're too young, their ghost lingers. That's how you get hauntings. But what happens with all of the abortions? Ooh, there's no ghost, there's no adult form. So they are faceless, amorphous silhouettes of people that never had a, had a physical body. So while ghosts look like what they were in the real, in real life and their souls linger until the soul expires, all the aborted babies are lingering around as identity less weird white looking figures. And they're grim everywhere because of how commonplace abortion has become.
Terence Pop
That is so grim.
Tim Pool
Yeah, there's no, there's no way to do that for a mass audience. No. So it's a pure flicks idea where.
Brett Dasovic
Like they're close life crowd clumps of ectoplasm, then you.
Terence Pop
I mean, I like.
Tim Pool
No, they're ghosts, but they don't have like a ghost of a person looks like the person. Right. But because the babies are killed before they have physical human form, adult human form, the soul manifests as a blank, white, empty shell. And it doesn't communicate, it doesn't do anything humanly. It has no consciousness or identity. It never. But the soul exists and they're all.
Brett Dasovic
Trapped on earth for their, the abortion doctors.
Tim Pool
No, they, they haunt the, the point of the opening story where the woman is the businesswoman and it's because that would have been her son. And so it's filling, it's acting out its life. What it would have been coming to see her if she had not decided to get an abortion to be a girl boss. So that would offend every liberal and Hollywood times 10. And they reject it and never go see it and then call it fascist propaganda.
Terence Pop
That's typically what they do to silence you.
Tim Pool
But that's my movie idea and anyone is free to take it and make it so. There you go. In the meantime, we're gonna go to the uncensored portion of the show and learn about Pringles. I guess. So smash the like button. Share the show with everyone you know. If you do like it, go to rumble.com timcast IRL. If you want to watch the uncensored portion of the show, use promo code TIM10 for 10 bucks off your annual membership to the Premium Rumble. You can follow me on X and Instagram. Timkasgood sir, you want to shout anything out?
Terence Pop
Yeah. I appreciate all my fans leaving super chats and comments. I was not really planning on telling the Pringles can story, but thank you very much for that winning. Not really, but you'll get your wish.
Tim Pool
Right on.
Producer Tate
Yeah. Follow me on Twitter or X and Instagram @realtape Brown coming out.
Brett Dasovic
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Tim Pool
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Timcast IRL Podcast Summary
Episode: GOP Councilman DOUSED IN GAS, Set ON FIRE In Virginia, Suspect In Custody w/ Terrence Popp
Host: Tim Pool
Release Date: July 31, 2025
The episode kicks off with Tim Pool introducing the shocking news: a Republican councilman in Virginia was violently attacked by being doused in gasoline and set on fire. The incident has quickly become a trending story due to its brutal nature and the initial speculation surrounding its motives.
Timestamp: [00:34]
Tim Pool details the harrowing event involving Danville City Councilman Lee Vogler, 38, who was assaulted at his workplace, Showcase Magazine. According to a press release from the Danville Police Department:
Incident Details:
At approximately 11:30 AM, Vogler was targeted outside his workplace, where he was doused with a flammable liquid and ignited. He attempted to flee but was pursued by the assailant.
Suspect Information:
The attacker, Shotzi Michael Buck Hayes, 29, of Danville, fled the scene but was apprehended nearby without incident. Hayes has been charged with attempted first-degree murder and aggravated malicious wounding.
Police Statement:
“Based on the investigation at the time of this release, the victim and the suspect are known to each other and the attack stems from a personal matter, not related to victim's position on Danville City Council or any other political affiliation.” ([10:05])
Timestamp: [10:05]
Terence Pop emphasizes the severity of the attack, noting that setting someone on fire is not only an attempt to kill but also a method of torture. The conversation delves into public speculation, particularly the immediate assumption that the attack might be politically motivated. However, both Tim and Terence stress that the evidence points towards personal reasons.
Timestamp: [14:50]
Producer Tate brings up emerging rumors from social media suggesting that the motive behind the attack could be a lovers' quarrel, specifically alleging that Vogler was involved with the attacker's wife. This theory, although unverified, adds another layer of complexity to the case.
Timestamp: [22:00]
The conversation shifts to broader political narratives, including Cash Patel's discovery of Russiagate documents and ongoing tensions related to alleged deep-state activities. Tim Pool discusses how former Director Roy Cohn likening certain actions to treason, and Donald Trump's ongoing critique of figures like Obama and Hillary Clinton.
Timestamp: [34:00]
Terrence Pop shares personal supernatural experiences from his time stationed at Abu Ghraib Prison in 2004. He recounts witnessing a mysterious black silhouette walking through a well-lit hallway, which he initially perceived as a ghost or a "gin." These stories provide a unique and eerie perspective, blending personal anecdotes with broader discussions on unexplained phenomena.
Timestamp: [70:02]
A lighter segment covers the recall of High Noon vodka seltzer cans mislabeled as non-alcoholic energy drinks. This mix-up poses risks of unintended alcohol consumption, especially among younger consumers. The team humorously discusses the potential confusion and the implications for businesses.
Timestamp: [85:29]
The podcast shifts focus to a humorous take on a fake apology from American Eagle regarding a controversial ad featuring Sydney Sweeney. The parody, originally from ClickHole, mocks the "woke media industrial complex" and highlights the absurdity of overreactions to marketing content.
Timestamp: [115:27]
Towards the end, the hosts share personal stories, including Tim Pool’s experiences with his newborn daughter’s first laugh and the challenges of parenting. These segments provide a relatable and heartfelt contrast to the intense political and supernatural discussions earlier in the episode.
Timestamp: [130:06]
Tim Pool wraps up the episode by teasing uncensored content available on Rumble and encourages listeners to engage with the show’s various platforms. The team briefly touches upon future topics, including movie critiques and personal updates from guests.
Tim Pool on the Attack's Motive:
“Based on the investigation at the time of this release, the victim and the suspect are known to each other and the attack stems from a personal matter, not related to victim's position.” ([10:05])
Terence Pop on the Severity of Violence:
“It is horrible.” ([11:02])
Producer Tate on Social Media Rumors:
“The public has inside knowledge on these sorts of events every single time they happen.” ([14:50])
Tim Pool on Handling Supernatural Reports:
“When you see a shadow being, it's part of a physics we have yet to discover.” ([42:25])
Vendor Segment (High Noon Recall):
“This is the wokest recall I’ve ever seen.” ([70:47])
Violent Crime Analysis: The brutal attack on Virginia councilman Lee Vogler raises questions about personal motives versus political motivations. Initial police statements suggest a personal dispute, but public speculation remains rife.
Political Tensions: The episode touches on broader political narratives, including Russiagate and allegations against prominent Democratic figures, highlighting ongoing partisan tensions.
Supernatural Anecdotes: Terrence Pop shares chilling supernatural experiences from his military service, adding an eerie dimension to the podcast’s discussions.
Consumer Awareness: The High Noon drink recall serves as a reminder of the importance of accurate product labeling and the potential dangers of consumer misinformation.
Media and Marketing Critique: The parody apology from ClickHole underscores the podcast’s critical view of the "woke media industrial complex" and its impact on marketing strategies.
Personal Connections: Tim Pool’s personal stories about his family provide a humanizing counterbalance to the intense political and supernatural topics, fostering a deeper connection with the audience.
Note: This summary intentionally omits advertisement segments, intros, outros, and non-content sections to focus solely on the key discussions and insights presented during the episode.