Portland Police PROTECT Antifa From DHS Arrest, Trump Admin Says SEND IN THE GUARD w/ Tony Ortiz

Summary

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[Timcast IRL] Portland Police PROTECT Antifa From DHS Arrest, Trump Admin Says SEND IN THE GUARD w/ Tony Ortiz

Episode Date: October 22, 2025
Host: Tim Pool
Guests: Tony Ortiz (Current Revolt), Phil Labonte, Eliot Eliyahu
Theme: Law Enforcement Alignments, Political Factionalism, and Culture War in America

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into recent viral footage showing Portland Police shielding Antifa members from arrest by federal DHS agents, intensifying debates about factionalism within US law enforcement and broader political polarization. The panel also examines Trump’s ability and potential decision to invoke the Insurrection Act, law enforcement’s politicization, and how culture war dynamics now impact everyday policing, politics, and even international trends. Throughout, the hosts veer into spirited discussions of immigration, demographic shifts (with a focus on Japan), and the shifting culture of political alignment in America.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Portland Police Protecting Antifa – Breakdown & Reactions

• [02:12] Tim Pool introduces the primary story:
  • Viral footage shows Portland police explicitly sheltering Antifa activists from DHS arrest during a protest at ICE Portland.
  • The federal agents confront local police for “aiding terrorists.”
  • Harmeet Dillon’s tweet highlights the situation as proof that Trump needs to send in the National Guard.

Quote:

• "Portland police are literally aiding a terrorist group. A DHS agent came out and confronted Portland police calling them out for allowing terrorists to hide behind them."
  – Tim Pool [09:06]

• "You have communist cops being like, 'You're free to go, Antifa woman,' and conservatives are like 'Nah, but he didn't know.' I'm like, are you kidding, bro?"
  – Tim Pool [107:35]

• [10:10] Tony Ortiz and guests note this is not an isolated phenomenon:
  • Law enforcement "leans wherever the top tells them to lean," not on any intrinsic political values.
  • Portland police’s actions are symptomatic of blue state city departments generally refusing cooperation with federal immigration enforcement.
  • Discussion of how this dynamic arose especially post-2020 (George Floyd riots, COVID lockdowns).

Quote:

• “At the end of the day, these guys have jobs. They take direction from the top, whoever the top is, whether it's a lefty or not. ...They're not going to hold honor to [any particular side].”
  – Tony Ortiz [11:48]

2. Factionalization of Law Enforcement – The Birth of “Factions”

• [11:48–19:00] Debate on law enforcement’s evolving loyalties:
  • Older “Back the Blue” ethos is criticized as naïve—police enforced lockdowns, shut down churches, sometimes sided with far-left activists.
  • The significant moment: local police actively inhibit federal agencies, which the panel sees as a new form of US factionalism.
  • Portland is described as a zone where the lines between Antifa and the police have blurred.

Quote:

• "This is how you get factions: you have the federal government and the state government, and even the local cops are saying no to the feds, as if they are a different body."
  – Tim Pool [18:04]

• “There are going to be Antifa guys who intentionally get jobs as police officers... Good cops have already quit, a long time ago.”
  – Tim Pool [108:11]

3. Authorities’ Inaction, the Insurrection Act, and Trump’s Response

• [20:00–24:00] Calls for federal intervention:
  • Panel suggests Trump should use the Insurrection Act to overcome state-level resistance, referencing historical instances (Ferguson, Louisiana Riots).
  • Trump’s base sees inaction as existential; the belief is that if he loses, “all will be in a gulag.”

Quote:

• “Trump has no choice but to absolutely crush this rogue element of the United States.”
  – Tim Pool [24:10]

• "The only way we get out of this is if Trump actually... commandeers the local government and then has new elections and cleans everything up."
  – Tim Pool [20:44]

4. The Political Role of the Left and Elite Politicians

• [29:00–33:00] Analysis of left-leaning leaders like Pritzker and Newsom:
  • Suggestion that their anti-Trump stance is more about power than conviction.
  • Speculation on what happens when “the mob” turns on elites who encouraged instability.

Quote:

• “He’s supporting them because it’s the appropriate political move to make. Newsom does not care what makes the country better. He cares what gives him power.”
  – Tim Pool [29:59]

5. White House Renovations Controversy

• [33:00–37:00]
  • Brief aside: Trump is adding a ballroom to the White House; left figures like Hillary Clinton publicly denounce it.
  • Panel ridicules the outrage, noting prior presidents have renovated.

Quote:

• “Hillary Clinton comes out and she has this stupid tweet… It’s not his house. It’s your house and he’s destroying it... Many presidents have renovated the house... It’s very appropriate.”
  – Tim Pool [34:47]

6. Canada’s Court Ruling Returning Land to Native Tribes

• [48:24–58:00]
  • Discussion of a Canadian court ruling giving land title to a First Nations tribe with no prior notice.
  • Panel jokes about the implications, weakness of Canadian resistance, and the possibility of US ‘invading’ the new native lands.

Quote:

• "This historically may be the, like, lightest warfare ever. They showed up and ran a piece of paper, it's ours. And the people there went, drat. Oh, we lose."
  – Tim Pool [52:17]

7. International Focus: Japan’s Immigration and Demographic Shifts

• [71:34–83:12]
  • Spiral into Japan’s demographic collapse, recent immigration moves, and attempts to import Indian and African workers.
  • Reflection on differences in global attitudes toward race and immigration.

Quote:

• “You go to any country, almost any country outside the US, and it’s incredibly racist.”
  – Tony Ortiz [70:23]

8. Race, Crime, and Culture War Hypocrisy

• [64:54–70:16]
  • Debate on double standards: Nick Fuentes is “persona non grata” for racial opinions, but leftist activists who support radical child policies face less outrage.
  • Panel takes the view that America is less racist than most societies.

Quote:

• “I'd prefer neither the racism nor the child sex changes. But again, one is infinitely more extreme than the other.”
  – Tim Pool [68:58]

9. American Cultural Change & Lifestyle Trends

• [76:57–86:08]
  • Discussion of dying family-friendly spaces (Pizza Hut, McDonald's PlayPlace) due to lower birth rates.
  • Observations on Japan's unique, often admired culture; the impact of overwork and immigration on Japanese society.

10. Fun & Pop Culture Detours

• [86:11–113:24]
  • Lighthearted conversations ranging from Batman movie rankings, American-Japanese pop-cultural exchange, to health fads and even microplastics.
  • “Woke” hero narratives and regression in American superhero cinema.

Quote:

• "The point of Batman was always that when he became Batman, he is peak human. ... He's not supposed to screw up and miss his grapple and then fall down."
  – Tim Pool [46:24]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “The back the blue thing, it's kind of a scam because they lean whatever they want to lean and they take direction from whoever is paying their salary.”
  – Tony Ortiz [13:21]

• "Many people kept asking me years ago, how could there possibly be a civil war if there's no factions?... Factions are created."
  – Tim Pool [16:58]

• "When police departments stop working with each other for political reasons, that’s how you get factions.”
  – Phil Labonte [18:02]

• "Police and Antifa in Portland are one and the same."
  – Tim Pool [28:27]

• “America is one of the least racist societies in human history… people freak out about things that Nick Fuentes says, but if you look at the way the rest of the world behaves, things he says are not shocking.”
  – Phil Labonte [69:23]

• "I actually am somewhat of a fan of [Brian Johnson]. But he is a weirdo."
  – Tim Pool [93:36] (on health and microplastics discussion)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:12] – Tim outlines the Portland police/Antifa protection video.
• [10:43] – Panel discusses law enforcement’s partisan alignment and historic cases.
• [13:32] – Eliot Eliyahu details challenges of police coordination with DHS.
• [15:59] – Phil Labonte on what makes a “bad cop” today.
• [18:04] – Tim Pool: The rise of police/federal agency factionalism.
• [20:44] – Tim claims National Guard/Insurrection Act is only way forward.
• [24:10] – Tim on why Trump “must crush the multicultural democracy.”
• [33:59] – Phil and Tony mock the White House ballroom outrage.
• [48:24] – Canadian court gives tribal land to First Nations.
• [71:34] – Discussion turns to Japan’s birthrate and immigration.
• [86:11] – Questions about government shutdown, TSA, and what it means for average Americans.
• [107:42] – Tim criticizes conservative “back the blue” as the wrong response.
• [110:35] – Fun debate: Was Joker actually the hero of Dark Knight?

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Panel Dynamic & Tone

• Language & Tone: Conversational, irreverent, sharply critical of institutional power—especially perceived leftist overreach; “uncensored” in both comedic jabs and serious accusations.
• Notable Patterns:
  • Frequent jokes with social commentary.
  • Self-aware about their own echo chamber ("We have controversial people on...").
  • Honest about their personal bias and opinions, especially about policing and political developments.

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Summary Takeaway

This Timcast IRL episode uses recent events in Portland as a springboard for a broader diagnosis of America’s impending political “factionalism”—in law enforcement, culture, and even among elite politicians. The hosts drop the once-sacred 'Back the Blue' mantra, arguing that police are just as susceptible to political capture as any institution, and that only forceful federal action (i.e., Trump invoking the Insurrection Act) can reset the state's political and law enforcement order. While primarily focused on political analysis, the episode veers confidently into pop culture, immigration, and even food/cultural trends, all delivered in the show’s signature blend of cynicism, sarcasm, and dark humor.

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For new listeners:
You’ll come away understanding why the right is increasingly skeptical of local law enforcement, why calls for federal “crackdowns” are rising, and how the hosts see nearly all modern controversies as symptoms of greater political and civilizational decay. Offbeat but earnest, this episode is a sweeping survey of the current culture war—punctuated by plenty of jokes about Batman and Japanese bread.

Transcript

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[Tony Ortiz]

Glad to be here again. Thank you for having me. I'm the. The stand in Mexican, the replacement.

[Tim Pool]

Mexican replacement. Yeah, we were a little bit darker, a little bit browner without Nick. We were like we needed somebody who is still Mexican because you had the.

[Tony Ortiz]

Black guy yesterday and then you had the brown guy today and then the gay guy later in the week.

[Tim Pool]

Do we tomorrow. Oh, that's right. But tomorrow we do white. Yeah, and then. But so we're going in order of, I guess, DEI week. We gotta make sure everything's in order. And the skin tone lightens as time goes on. Nick Fuentes was booked. And I know a lot of, you know, this is the crazy thing because there's a lot of people that just, no matter what happens, any discussion of Nick is negative or angry. We had been talking to Nick about coming on IRL and the culture war. We wanted to come on earlier. He couldn't make it. We booked him. I said, this is fantastic. We're finally gonna have him on IRL specifically. And then I think it was yesterday. He said he had a scheduling issue came up, something rather important, and we'll just reschedule. And we're like, yeah, yeah, no problem. Like, that was the end of the conversation. And we're getting people being like, tim, cancel Nick. And I'm like, guys, calm down.

[Phil Labonte]

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[Eliot Eliyahu]

We got the phone call. That's what happened.

[Tim Pool]

We got the phone call. Do you see? Marian Williamson tweeted that quote, unquote, MSNBC got the memo and it's like she deleted it right away because I think, you know, there's an implication there. But anyway, a lot's hanging out.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Good evening, everybody. I'm a lot Eliyahu, the White House correspondent here at Tim Cast. Good to be here. And it's good to be here with you, Tony.

[Tony Ortiz]

We were just talking. The last time we saw each other was at cpac, what, like three, four years ago.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's been a while. I wanted to say, before we get into it, that I deeply admire your work and I feel like your type of journalism, real journalism, where you actually, I don't know, look through people's finances and keep up with the candidates who run within the state is invaluable. And not enough people on the right are doing that reporting and there's a big opportunity for people to do that on the right. So I commend you for your hard work. But enough of that. Philosopher.

[Phil Labonte]

Hello, everybody. My name is Phil Labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band all that Remains. I'm an anti communist and a counter revolutionary. Let's get into it.

[Tim Pool]

Here's a story. We have this tweet from Harmeet Dillon. She is a ag Civil Rights at the DOJ serving under Pam Bondi. She says this is exactly why the 9th Circuit just said POTUS can send in the National Guard. Incredible fail. And to which she is referring is this tweet from Nick Sorter breaking. Portland police just provided coverage to antifa terrorists at ICE Portland who were beaming spotlights in DHS agents eyes and shielding them from dhs. Portland police are literally aiding a terrorist group. A DHS agent came out and confronted Portland police calling them out for allowing terrorists to hide behind him. She's literally running behind you guys. Portland police pretended like they saw nothing at all although they were standing just 15 away. 15ft away from the assailants which DHS had just marked with countless pepper balls, lights and lasers over the course of several minutes. I was three times the distance away and even I saw what was going on. Shameful. Something must be done with Portland police now. Let's. Let's roll tape. You can see for yourself. Nice A. I love that you can see they are shooting at an ante. But hiding behind street signs. The individual shining something in our. They're trying to shine a high powered daylight. It's like a daylight flashlight looks like. And then they run for the police cover behind Portland police. Oh my God.

[Phil Labonte]

You've got to be kidding me. Light the police up with gas.

[Tim Pool]

And then look at this. From behind the police using the daylight flashlight on the DHS agents from behind the police. This person did this because now DHS cannot shoot them. That was the point that the cops are a shield. Confronts Portland police for covering for Antiva. She's literally running behind you. That's.

[Jeff Bridges]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And we don't know why she's running. So moments for federal agents mark their targets and Portland police watched it happen. Portland police lied again. They watched federal agents get beamed by Antifa and protected the assailants and then they get to leave. I wouldn't be surprised if these people are working with the police directly and the cops know who they are. So I'm gonna stress for everybody. We go back years and there was that video where a cop is seen. I think it's in Seattle. And he's like yelling at the protesters, you win. I quit. I'm leaving. And there's another video where a guy is being attacked by Antifa and the cops jump out of their vehicle and arrest the victim. This is not the first time it's happened. It won't be the last. We saw Nick Sorter as well as other conservatives who were just on the ground filming get arrested and it's because Portland police are the same as antifa. Now, where this goes, your guess is good as mine, but I think most people are probably looking at, you know, we're asking the obvious question, what happens when a police department is antifa?

[Tony Ortiz]

Do you remember during COVID people were prior to covet, people were like, oh, cops are like naturally right leaning. There are guys and then covet hit. And who was enforcing all the lockdowns? Who was arresting everybody? It was the cops. Like at the end of the day, these guys have jobs. They take direction from the top, whoever the top is, whether it's a lefty or not. And they carry out orders and they want to go home, they want to pay their bills, and they're going to do whatever is told of them. They're. They're not going to hold honor to.

[Phil Labonte]

Respond to pepper balls. Just like the, just like the, the.

[Tim Pool]

Protesters or rioters during, you know, maybe five, 10 years ago, the typical mentality of people on the right was back the blue, no matter who. Then they started to discover around the George Floyd riots with COVID that many of these cops are communists. And I mean that somewhat derisively. Many of these cops are willing to march in lockstep with communist edict and shut down churches. And yet one instance where in New Jersey, a woman was forced to close her store by mandate and so she started livestreaming her store on her phone, on Facebook. Cops showed up and said, stop streaming. She said, what are you talking about? I'm not even open. And they were like, you're trying to sell products. So it clearly wasn't about COVID lockdown. It was about shutting down commerce and economics. And the cops with smiles on their face did it. You had Attila's Gym. Local cops from that town were like, nah, we're not gonna shut it down. So they brought in other cops from outside and they said, we'll shut you down. Then all of a sudden people started to drop the mentality of back the blue no matter who. Maybe some cops are bad people.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, the back the blue thing, like it's, it's kind of a scam because they're, they lean whatever they want to lean and they take direction from whoever is paying their, their salary, their payroll.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

There's a serious issue with police departments in our country, mostly in Democrat leaning states that are refusing to coordinate and cooperate with ICE and DHS agents. And that makes their jobs more difficult. So I think that's what we're seeing like a breakdown of, because the DHS agents here aren't coordinating with the port police on the ground. They're not able to coordinate who's a threat or not. And I think a lot of these police departments are under, you know, the illusion that these people don't hate them and they just hate the ICE agents. They need to understand that we're not very far from like the defund the police movement and like cops in the KKK are the same thing as far as the. These leftist protests are concerned. So we need these police departments to cooperate and help ICE not kind of be an obstacle in their way. They're trying to stay in the good graces of what they believe are like leftist activists and the community. But I think they're totally wrong in that belief.

[Phil Labonte]

They're going to be hated regardless of what they do to placate the protesters or the rioters, because the left hates any type of law enforcement overall. Just broadly, the DHS agents that were up there that were shooting pepper balls at the, at the protesters, they should have continued to shoot the pepper balls. When the people went behind the police and said, sorry guys, we weren't aiming at you. Those are less than lethal. They're not going to hurt anybody. They're not actually going to injure the police. The police need to do their job.

[Tim Pool]

There's no way the local cops were unaware that those shots were happening. Yeah. When that woman ran towards them. I agree. The feds should not have stopped any of their enforcement action. They should have carried on standard enforcement as they normally would. I understand. Whether it's cops or anyone else, they're probably going to hold their fire in the pepper balls because they don't want to go after anybody else. Right. They don't want to accidentally hit innocent people. But that should mean the Portland police turn this person over right away, grab them and say, hey, you ain't playing this game with us. Instead, the cops protected her and let her go.

[Tony Ortiz]

I mean, you had these port these. Not Portland police. We had police and federal agency FBI agents. Remember, they were like during the Floyd riots, they were taking a knee and. And they're doing all this stuff. And didn't the Trump administration just recently fire a bunch of FBI agents that were doing that?

[Phil Labonte]

Like, good.

[Tony Ortiz]

The police do have political lean. And like you said, they're not all bad. But you gotta keep in mind that like they do police are coming from the communities that they police and sometimes they're leftist.

[Phil Labonte]

There's one thing that I wanna push back on, the idea that they're not all bad. Right. Like it's fair to say that they're probably not strongly political, but if they're not doing their job, they're. They're a bad cop. So allowing those people to hide behind them, that's. They're all those people there, they're bad cops. They're not doing their job. They should be helping the. The federal forces. They should have wrapped those people up. So all of those people there, they're all bad cops. I believe that by bad cop, I don't mean that they're. They're. They're corrupt or they're intentionally aiding, as in actively trying to do things to hinder what ICE is doing. But they're not helping ice, therefore, they're bad cops.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think they're directed to not coordinate, too, with ice. The East Portland officers.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. And a video comes out and their leadership sees them coordinating with ice, they're going to get fired or disciplined for sure.

[Tim Pool]

It's. Look, many people kept asking me years ago, how could there possibly be a civil war if there's no factions? And it's just like you realize, factions are created. So when you have police, this is. And maybe not. But is this the first time we've seen two different police jurisdictions clash with each other in any meaningful way? Now, don't get me wrong. I remember the National Guard and federal law enforcement in Texas. You had Texas or. I'm sorry. Yeah. You had Texas State Guard and you had the feds under Biden fighting over the border stuff. Yeah, the border. The concertina wire in the Trump administration. We now have something similar. Honestly, Anybody in chat, Were there any other moments we've seen this in the riots where like, two different divisions of police were, like, at each other, at odds with each other, like this.

[Phil Labonte]

I don't recall ever seeing a local police force actually inhibit federal forces and.

[Tim Pool]

Aid and abet a criminal to escape.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I've never. I've not.

[Tim Pool]

This is how you get factions, because you have the federal government and the state government and the state government. Even the local cops are saying no to the feds, as if they are a different body. It used to be that they were like, we work together. Law, state law enforcement and federal law enforcement would cooperate on things. I suppose the worst case scenario was it like in the movies. The feds would come in and be like, step aside. It's our crime scene now. And they'd be like, you can't take this crime scene from me now. It's like, I'm not stepping aside. Ma', am, you're free to go. Do something about it. What's the next phase?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Those Portland cops looks very satisfied that those antifa were directing their anger towards the DHS agents and not them.

[Tim Pool]

Insurrection Act.

[Phil Labonte]

That's literally, that's literally what is on deck or what the proper course. If they're not actually behaving in a legal way, then the federal government is empowered to carry out the, the, you know, the laws passed by Congress.

[Tim Pool]

I want to jump to this tweet from Mr. Andy. No. He says a trans activist in Portland has put a hit list graphic, a hit list graphic of me and others putting me at the highest threat level and suggesting others take action. Take a look at this graphic.

[Tony Ortiz]

What are those?

[Tim Pool]

Level red.

[Tony Ortiz]

There's red and then what?

[Tim Pool]

There's yellow. Light orange. Orange, Orange, Red.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I got a red. I wonder who got insulted with the lowest.

[Tony Ortiz]

Who got yellow? Yeah, I want to know who got threat level yellow.

[Tim Pool]

I doubt anybody.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You're yellow. Yellow type threat level.

[Tim Pool]

So there's also this, which appears to be on a light post. You can see there's Nick Shirley. Congratulations, Nick. I can't read the rest of them.

[Tony Ortiz]

What is that?

[Tim Pool]

I can't. I can't read that one. Thomas Allen, Black Rebel. Oh, Cam Higby. Hey, Cam. How's it going? Leftists in these areas are putting up flyers to target people for physical violence, attack or otherwise. Portland is in a very, very strange place right now. There was this jubilee put out a debate between two leftists and two conservatives. And one of the debate things, one of the, one of the subjects was that Portland is a war zone. Portland's population has collapsed over the past few years. People are fleeing Portland because you can't run your business. And the leftists are like, but crime is actually down. And I'm like, I don't care if you have 10 antifa that keep terrorizing the downtown. And commerce is down. Crime isn't the issue. So Trump needs to send in the National Guard, invoke the Insurrection Act. And I honestly think the only way we get out of this is if Trump actually. I don't, I don't, I don't. I think it's Insurrection act commandeers the local government and then has new elections and cleans everything up.

[Tony Ortiz]

Have we seen that, like in modern times? Insurrection Act.

[Tim Pool]

Insurrection act, yes. Louisiana Riots is a gamble. We had the National Guard sent in. I think it was Obama in Ferguson during the, the Michael Brown riots. But the bigger question is not so much whether the Trump will invoke the Insurrection act as whether he will go in Remove a mayor and governor from power and their assemblies and their council and say it is time for a new election because this is criminal, this is corrupt. That's the only way you get out of it. What's gonna happen? The feds are gonna keep saying don't break the laws and then no one does anything.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, with their sanctuary city policies, yeah, pretty much. I mean, that's how it's looking. Like nobody's gonna co op. The local police won't cooperate with you. You know, they did a raid recently, DHS did, in New York City on Canal Street. And then I saw almost immediately after the NYPD wanted to make sure, you know, nobody's blaming for this, them for this. So they sent out a tweet that said the NYPD had no involvement in the federal operation that took place on Canal street this afternoon. Like, these cops are really trying hard to distance themselves from other law enforcement activity. They're not going to protect them, they're not going to collaborate with them. And if people come in, protest and, and ride against them, you know, they're just going to. I guess I'm by, I'm over it.

[Tim Pool]

Take them over. Like, guys, this was what Sam Hernandez was, was covering this. It's like, what was it like a black market thing going on Canal street.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

In New York City. Canal Street's notorious for having these, these fakes being sold on the streets by definitely illegal aliens from God knows where in Africa.

[Tim Pool]

And when the feds came and shut it down, police, local police were sure to tell the world, we allow black market illegal immigrant crime to surge and run rampant and we are proud of it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah, you could sell fake merchandise on the street. You could sell fake Gucci bags.

[Tim Pool]

Trump needs to invoke the Insurrection Act. I get it. He's biding his time. Whatever. Maybe when winter comes he'll be a bit more heavy handed because then you'll get riots in the winter. And so the concern right now is if Trump makes a bold move like sending in the troops, you will get mass riots.

[Phil Labonte]

That would be good.

[Tim Pool]

During the winter, nothing happens.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, that would, that would be nice to see some kind of, you know, increase in enforcement because the antifa people are kind of scared of the cold.

[Tony Ortiz]

What's his last term? He can kind of get away with doing anything, right? Not to worry about running for reelection.

[Tim Pool]

Well, actually he can't get away with anything. If Trump does not win and he leaves office. He. The first thing that's going to happen, he's going to get locked up. He'll be put in prison. His supporters, his confidants, everybody who's aligned with him knows this. So there is no question that Trump must crush the multicultural democracy of America. That's what we call him. I don't think Democrat accurately reflects what we're talking about. So I'm going to just use Stephen Marsh's description. The multicultural democracy of America versus the Constitutional Republic of America. If Trump leaves office and Democrats win, we'll all be in a gulag. And it's not an exaggeration. We're well past this point. I hope people wake up to the fact that they arrested Trump's lawyers. They hunted down Trump supporters across the country for nonviolent trespassing. Yeah, I'm not talking about the riders, agents. I'm talking about the trespassing people who walked in there had no idea what was going on. Hunted down. They created a fake operation accusing prominent media personalities of being involved in a Russian influence scheme. Yours truly. And we know it was fake, fabricated just to steal an election and malign people. What do you think they're going to do once they get power, if they get power back? So Trump has no choice but to absolutely crush this, this rogue element of the United States.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, they have to do everything they can to prevent the. The left from having that kind of power again. And in the hopes that there are. There is a moderate left, but I don't see a moderate left, you know, starting to form. The, the Democrats continue to kick out the moderates with Fetterman. They're talking about booting Fetterman. All the Democrats that are currently former Democrats that are currently in the Trump administration that left the Democrat party like the way that it seems to be going or have has been going for the better part of the past ten years.

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[Phil Labonte]

Is people that are reasonable in the Democrat Party, as the Democrats get more, more extreme and more radical, they just leave. And that's something you see. You know, we hear people talk about, you know, don't leave New York, don't give up New York, don't let the left just take over things. But that's kind of what's been happening. People have left the, the blue states and they've gone to Florida, they've gone to Texas, and you leave these kind of Democrat enclaves that, that are full of people with terrible policies. And you can't just let the left take the government because when they're in government, they use the irs, they use the dhs.

[Tim Pool]

It's just, it's just over at this point based on what they've done in the previous administration. And now Trump's response. If Trump pulls a half measure and loses work.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Hooked.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, I've been having the conversation around security quite a bit and you know, I was talking to my wife about this. I said, there's no running. There's literally no running. We're talking about the United States of America. If it gets taken over by psycho lefty commies, there's nowhere for you to go. They're going to come, they're going to find you. You will be a dissident of the state, you'll be an enemy. They're going to target people of. This is what we see in these revolutions. They go after those who have the ability to rally, who have charisma, who have political leadership, and they remove them from the chessboard. So there's no running, there's only winning.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

And, you know, if anything ever happened to you, they'd call you a Russian agent after your passing. That's what they'd say.

[Tim Pool]

I mean, they may, they, they, they're evil. The, the Biden administration fabricated a fake criminal case with two people no one's ever heard of without any real evidence, and then used it to hold a press conference accusing me, Benny, Dave and and others of being involved in some kind of Russian disinformation plot, despite the fact Dave being The best example he was hosting was effectively America's Funniest Home Videos. He was reacting to viral content, did it for a year and stopped. Nothing was political. The culture war podcast that we'd licensed was largely apolitical. Talk about UFOs. Flat Earth, just goofy subjects. They faked the whole thing and then after they lost the election they dropped it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Not to mention that we love Ukraine and the President should definitely send over some tomahawks to Ukraine. He's flip flopped so many times all over in that position. I'm sorry, I just feel like I to bring that part up.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. I just think that now that we have factions, it's happened. Trump has said Pritzker and Mayor Johnson in Chicago should be in prison. You've got far leftists in, in Portland working with the police and the police working with them. Police and antifa in Portland are one in the same. And I don't, I don't know what, what I'm. What I'm over is this. No, come on. It's a one off. It's nothing. We've seen enough. They arrested Nick Sorter when he got attacked. They arrested, there's another guy hit with a rock. They arrested him too. The victims are getting arrested and the perpetrators are being protected by the police because the police are antifa.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I mean we, it's not new is another thing. There are, there are people that still deny. I mean we've had podcasts where people came on and, and their, the whole point was, you know, are the right targeted? And they would sit there and deny and deny and deny and deny. But you know, there is, there's so much evidence, so many times that are, that are, that have been documented, whether it be again the IRS or you're talking about fema. When they were going to, when they were deciding not to help Trump supporters in the same way where they were helping people that didn't have Trump signs on their front lawn. Or you talk about the, the feds targeting parents that didn't want their kids to be taught certain, certain political ideologies in school and they were monitoring them. Or you're talking about the, the federal government going and monitoring people and you know, journalists and stuff. This is not new and it is only going to get worse should the Democrats get into positions of authority.

[Tim Pool]

I think it's going to get worse regardless. Well, they're not in power now and it's getting worse and well, the issue is that in the states where they do have power there, this is one of the questions I got to ask about Pritzker. Does he actually care about these issues and side with these people, or is he just anti Trump? And I'm like, they're the same thing. He is agreeing with them because it's anti Trump. He is supporting them because it's the appropriate political move to make. Newsom does not care what makes the country better. He cares what gives him power. So he's simply being like, I don't care what happens, but it's gonna be really funny when the pitchfork mobs turn on Snake, sleazy, Slick Newsom and he starts running frantic. It's like that, that. Remember when the riots happened and there's a guy in. In Beverly Hills who was like, yeah, riot, Burn it down. And they said he was tweeting this and he was like, hey, wait a minute. Why are you coming here? No, go back downtown. Oh, no, they're climbing the walls. Get out of here. Yeah, he loved it when they were burning other people's neighborhoods down. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen to Newsom and Pritzker. These people don't. Don't get it. And all of these, these, you know, run of the mill lefties, like in Portland, they're all like, this woman who got. She was. She was fat. She eats a lot. What's going to happen when they can't get food? They're going to be like, man, this sucks. The problem is, you ever try to. You guys ever try arguing with someone's real dumb? Every day it gets frustrating, right, because they're too stupid to understand what you're saying. So it's like yelling at a brick wall. The problem is when these people start starving and getting angry instead of recognizing it's their own retardation, they're going to blame you and they're going to go and storm your house, try to steal your food. They're going to be like, food comes from the grocery store and you're stopping it. And we're gonna be like, bro, I'm not a farmer. And they're gonna be like. And then they're gon.

[Tony Ortiz]

We had this recently. There's a. There's a guy running for. For office. James Talarico, the guy who was cheating.

[Tim Pool]

On his wife who let us off on fire or.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, no, this is. This guy's single.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, okay. Is he a good guy or a bad guy?

[Tony Ortiz]

Oh, he's a Democrat. So he's a hardcore, hard, far leftist Democrat.

[Tim Pool]

But he said, is he a good guy or a bad guy?

[Tony Ortiz]

He's a Democrat. But he was. We have the State Fair of Texas, like, a big thing, and the prices have gone up dramatically. I think a turkey lake is like, almost $30 now. And he was blaming the price increase on tariffs. He was like, oh, Oreo cookies are going up because of Tarif. These turkey legs are going up. These drinks at the state Fair. And it's like, where you get. Where are you importing these turkey legs? That tariffs are affecting it. And it's just like, to your point, it's just all become anti Trump. Well, everything is just anti.

[Tim Pool]

Turkeys are from China.

[Tony Ortiz]

Right.

[Tim Pool]

We don't have turkeys here. The Pilgrims, when they first came here on the first Thanksgiving, it was. The Native Americans had imported turkey from China. And we celebrate on Thanksgiving is free trade.

[Tony Ortiz]

And those Chinese turkeys hit different.

[Tim Pool]

The Pilgrims were starving because of the tariffs, and the Native Americans negotiated a free trade agreement and were able to bring turkeys. That's what he clearly meant. It's.

[Tony Ortiz]

But, yeah, everything's just anti Trump. It's just that's. There's no other position just anti Trump. Because you don't meet any Democrats that are like, you know what? I'm proud of Trump. I just have a problem with some of these policies.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Trump is the son of our political. Our current political climate. Everybody just orbits around him. Everybody does, yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, just look at the way people are responding to the, to the beginning of the work on the. The ballroom at the White House. They're acting as if Donald Trump is just. Just bulldozing the White House and like he's going to put, like, a new Trump Tower there. Like, this thing is going to look like a part of the White House. The architecture and the structure itself is going to be fitting to. It's going to fit with the rest of the White House. It's not like this is some kind of terrible, destructive thing, and he's not maliciously destroying stuff, but people are behaving as if it's.

[Tim Pool]

It's. Let's pull this up. We got the story from Daily Mail. Hillary Clinton melts down over Trump's big, beautiful White House ballroom. I think they got a picture of it. And before I show you what, here's. Here's the renovations. They're tearing down portions of it. And there's more pictures. I think there's a mockup online somewhere of what they expect it to look like. I thought they had it on. Oh, this looks nice.

[Tony Ortiz]

Is that it?

[Tim Pool]

No, this is the East Wing, and it's decorated for Christmas. Last year, there you go, these are the designs for the ballroom. That's incredible.

[Tony Ortiz]

It looks better than Obama's library. Have you seen him?

[Tim Pool]

Oh, yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

Obama's library looks like it should be in Star Wars.

[Tim Pool]

I don't, I don't understand why. I get it. I get it. So when I heard Trump was building a ballroom, I went, oh. Because presidents have always renovated the White House. People don't know this. A lot knows this. The White House is actually a complex. It's not. You see the picture on the TV and there's like the front of the building. How, what is it? The White House, like 10 times bigger.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Than that or more gigantic, and there's a few different wings to it, and this is actually long overdue. A lot of, a lot of different parts of the White House needs renovation. Renovations. I just don't ever think it's politically popular for a president, a president to announce it while he's in office. It looks like self serving to like, build up his own White House, like where he's staying. So I think he's the only president that would be able to do this and, you know, deal with the political consequences of it.

[Tim Pool]

My point is people need to realize that the White House complex is massive. And I mean, let me, let me, let me just actually look up how many square feet it is. How many square feet? White House complex. And so the point is these liberals. Hillary Clinton comes out and she has this stupid tweet because she's nuts and it's really funny and I want to make fun of her. It's not his house. It's your house and he's destroying it. Oh, are you mad because it's not your house? Yeah. Poor Hillary, she'll never get to be president. She's whinging about it. Many presidents have renovated the house. Taft, fdr, Trump's putting in a ballroom. And I think it's very appropriate. How many square feet? White House.

[Tony Ortiz]

What was it before they took it down? Was it a ballroom?

[Tim Pool]

No, it was wings.

[Tony Ortiz]

But like, what was in there?

[Tim Pool]

The first lady's office. That's what we were showing. And so he's gonna put a ballroom in there. I think it's fantastic because this means that they can entertain foreign dignitaries, princes, kings, politicians, prime ministers.

[Phil Labonte]

What they've been doing prior to this is they were literally putting up a big tent on the White House grounds. So this is, this is a something that's actually necessary. And you, at least you listen to some White House, some Washington insiders, and they talk about the air conditioning in the tent was not particularly good because obviously a tent is not a sealed building. So it was uncomfortable in the summer. If they did anything in the winter, it would end up. Or in the fall and stuff. Sometimes it could be, you know, cold and uncomfortable. So this is something that makes perfect sense for the White House to have, you know, functions on the White House grounds so that way the Secret Service can make sure that it's secure, they don't have to go somewhere else. This is, this is, it's honestly a no brainer. And the usual suspects to people like, like JoJo from jurors and the Lincoln Project retards, like they're all saying things like, oh, this is so terrible and I hate Donald Trump for this and blah, blah. In 10 years people are going to look back and they're going to say that's a great addition.

[Tim Pool]

Yes. That's only because the left has to be crushed. Because if the Democrats win, they're going to bulldoze the ballroom and call it fascist.

[Tony Ortiz]

When's it supposed to be done? When's the, like I don't know for.

[Tim Pool]

Sure, but I want to say this. The executive residence is 55,000 square feet, six floors and there's plans for an additional 90,000 square foot ballroom. This is just between that. It's 145,000 square feet. We don't actually have a full, there's no public information on the full square footage of the White House complex. But it's got to be several hundred thousand square feet. I'd imagine it's massive. I mean there's offices there, people work there. There's a basement, there's a bowling alley. Is it like a movie theater too?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

There's a massive complex as press. They only let us in like a small little press area and a small room, but it's a very large compound that they have over there. It's fascinating too because the President is, isn't only updating, upgrading the White House for future presidents, he's also upgrading Air Force One.

[Tony Ortiz]

Right. What's the upgrades on that?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Like what's, oh well, the, the plane they're getting.

[Tim Pool]

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[Eliot Eliyahu]

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[Eliot Eliyahu]

A new plane.

[Phil Labonte]

Oh, I thought that they weren't gonna exit from the uae or was it from Qatar?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

They're still accepting it.

[Phil Labonte]

They are. Is that, are they actually going to make that into Air Force One?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah, allegedly. Yeah. And the President was really happy about it. You guys don't remember?

[Phil Labonte]

I, I do remember. I thought that it was going to not actually happen. I thought that plane was going to go to the.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, that was gonna be his personal plane or something like that.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No, he wouldn't be able to accept it as that. And then I believe he said it was going to be a replacement for Air Force One, which is dilapidated. I don't know if I've been on.

[Phil Labonte]

That, but I don't know if it's actually dilapidated. That. That's.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I've been told it's a strong. I've heard it's an old plane.

[Phil Labonte]

Well 747, not a new model.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

That's for sure.

[Tony Ortiz]

A higher chance you'll be on it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Now then, you know, I, I can go on. It's just extremely expensive. Really. They make you pay for the. Pay to get on. Yeah. And it's a first class price for wherever you go. And then there's other associated fees and stuff.

[Tim Pool]

But so the, the, the White House itself, not the whole complex, just the building with the East Wing. The Oval Office is probably like 200,000 square feet with, with, with the addition of the ballroom and it's going to be around there. So that's going to be actually fairly large. It may actually be around 200, the whole thing. But then you've got the, the attached offices that connect to the buildings as well. So it's, it's pretty big.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You know, the Oval Office is actually pretty small. When you're in it, it feels actually very tiny and it looks bigger on tv.

[Tony Ortiz]

Photos look pretty cramped actually because you see all those press like on top of each other.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I always thought they kind of took wide shots and you saw he celebrated Diwali, who the President did in the Oval Office, I believe. I don't know what the. I think it's a, it's a Hindu holiday.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Did you enjoy that?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, I don't know what they actually celebrate for Diwali.

[Tim Pool]

Were you there?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No, but I did watch it.

[Tim Pool]

They gave you presents.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I tried to get in, but they didn't. Well, no, they shuffle in like the people who they allow in for, for all the Press events, they. They let.

[Tim Pool]

Was it here who thought you were Indian, Sean?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

That guy. That guy.

[Tim Pool]

That guy.

[Tony Ortiz]

You thought I was Asian?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I thought you were Asian, yeah. Well, I thought you could have been like a halfy. It's. It's your eye. No, above.

[Tim Pool]

That's offensive. It's hapa.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Aha. Like, your eyelids kind of look similar to Tim's. It has the Asian in him. Do you know what I'm talking about? I think there's a word for it, but it's like slit.

[Tim Pool]

I'm allowed to say that.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Right Eyelid.

[Tim Pool]

Because I'm Asian.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, you can do it.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, that was the offensive term. Is that. Is that what it was? What does that mean?

[Tony Ortiz]

What, slope. Oh, is it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think that a double eye slit.

[Tony Ortiz]

Or double eyelid, that's where the people.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Like you look like you have a hint.

[Tim Pool]

It's a racial slur for Asian people referring to the slants and shape of their eyes. But I'm Asian, so you can say it. I can say that. That's my word.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

One out of two guys can say, slow looks Asian. Are you Mexican?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, Mexican.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. One out of every so often, you'll come across a Mexican that looks like a Filipino. I have this.

[Tim Pool]

That's called mestizos, isn't it?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, something like that. I have this 23andMe, right? And so, like, every once in a while I get an update. And like, I just got an update, like, I think a month ago. I have a Japanese cousin.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Okay, There you go.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's not through your wife's side.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, not through. Yeah, through my side.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Okay. There you go.

[Tony Ortiz]

So that's where you get that.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

That double slit from something like that.

[Phil Labonte]

That's an experiment. That is not a. Oh, okay. Yeah, Double slit experiment.

[Tim Pool]

I give. I give. I'm giving Eli the double slits. Pass. He's allowed to say. Actually, did you guys ever see that college humor thing about mixed race Asians? And what you're allowed to say, depending on the amount of Asian you are, it's really funny. There's like a guy who comes in, he's like, I'm 1 8th Asian. And they're like, okay, you're allowed to brag about how good at cooking your grandmother was, but not in the presence of people who are more Asian than you. Like, they were giving them rules. It was really funny. Yeah. So I don't know if I have. So I was doing this shoot for Fusion several years ago on Copwatch, and One of the women who was working on Copwatch was like, full Korean or something, and she was talking about discrimination for being Asian. And then when I mentioned my family experienced discrimination as well, she immediately started insulting me. And she was like, you're white. What do you know? You have no idea what I'm talking about. I was like, my family's mixed race. And she was like, I don't care. You're not Asian enough.

[Tony Ortiz]

You're not Asian.

[Tim Pool]

What? These people are crazy.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

Look, I mean, you should be able to. Honestly, like, you should be able to, like, make all the jokes you want. They're just jokes, but I know.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, bro. Instagram has just gotten so insane, especially with Sora, that there's. There's a video. I was like, I. Instagram recommends all this stuff to me because I. I don't. They just do. And one of them. It's Olympics, and there's, like, a bunch of white dudes with, like. And it's got American flags by their names. And they run through what looks like a small. Like, it's like an Olympic running track, but there's waterfalls. And then, like, some white dudes run through it, and then some black dudes run through it, and then when the Indians get to it, they stop and they. They freeze the wall. Yeah. And for real. And then the announcers are like, oh, no, they're stuck. They can't make it through. And the guy, like, is shaking and scared to do it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Damn. On Diwali. Oh, you have jokes on Diwali? This guy.

[Tim Pool]

I'm not making jokes. I am. I am criticizing the offensive racist Instagram videos.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Okay. Yeah. On Duol. I can't believe Instagram's pushing that trash.

[Tim Pool]

Everyone's allowed to make jokes. It's funny. I don't care. They make jokes about white people all the time. There's really funny ones where it's, like, morbidly obese white people on Rascals are buying Pop Tarts. And I'm like, yep, that's America. And then, you know. Yeah, there's a bunch of funny ones.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

The Instagram algorithm's been a little bit racist for me.

[Phil Labonte]

Remember, it's not racy. It's not racist. It's racial.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I thought they were just feeding me the Jew stuff because I'm Jewish. I thought that's why I just got all the. Maybe that's what it is.

[Tim Pool]

It's just like, your feet is just Fuentes non stop.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, it's. It's both, like, stuff in Hebrew and then not even Fuente stuff.

[Tim Pool]

Just a lot of, like, George Floyd.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

And Robot and, like, Charlie.

[Tim Pool]

Those are good videos.

[Tony Ortiz]

They're pretty funny, though, you know.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Which one? 9,000 or whatever.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's endless on Instagram.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's that AI slob.

[Tony Ortiz]

My buddy. My buddy Lewis Shanker. I don't know if you know him. He sends me a lot of those Floyd 9000 videos.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

But now they're putting Charlie Kirk in it, and now there's videos of, like, Charlie Kirk and George Floyd, like, dancing together and stuff.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, they were. They have the same birthday, so that's how that started.

[Tim Pool]

It's just intentionally offensive.

[Tony Ortiz]

You get a patriot fact check on that?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No, that sounds like fake news. They're using to, like, make these guys star cross.

[Tim Pool]

It's true. Star cross, like, why.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah. Serge, can you look.

[Tony Ortiz]

Look that up?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I feel like that's fake news.

[Tim Pool]

It's October 14th, right?

[Tony Ortiz]

Something like this. October. October something. It's real news, man.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You know, all the Floyd. The pro George Floyd people are all.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, George Floyd. 14th.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Damn. I don't. I. I don't know what that.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, it means, but, I mean, George Floyd was older. He was 46, you know, and he did drugs.

[Tony Ortiz]

He did. Yeah, there was that.

[Tim Pool]

He should have.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Can you guys really imagine that Santos got pardoned before Derek Chauvin?

[Tim Pool]

It's kind of crazy.

[Phil Labonte]

Santos should have never been.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, he had his sentence communicated. Or commuted. Commuted, rather well. Yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

Why won't.

[Tim Pool]

Why won't commuted? I guess, you know who was. It was on the show? Was it. I might have been Milo or someone saying, take one for the team. You can't get. Pardon Chauvin. No, it's Gavin. It was. Was it Gavin McInnes?

[Phil Labonte]

Yep.

[Tim Pool]

He was like, knock down a wall, double his cell, bring in some beautiful women for him, and say, take one for the team. You're staying in prison, but, you know, we'll make it nice for you.

[Tony Ortiz]

Expect one of us in the wreckage.

[Tim Pool]

But C.H. was married. His wife left him. Oh, is that what he said?

[Tony Ortiz]

No, no, it's what I'm saying.

[Tim Pool]

It's from. Yeah, that scene when he's like, no, brother. They expect one of us at the wreckage. What was with Tom Hardy's accent in that movie?

[Phil Labonte]

That was Tom Hardy.

[Tim Pool]

It wasn't.

[Phil Labonte]

They.

[Tim Pool]

He.

[Phil Labonte]

The.

[Tony Ortiz]

They had to redub the whole thing.

[Tim Pool]

I thought he redubbed it.

[Phil Labonte]

He did it and then someone else redubbed it because the director.

[Tim Pool]

Like this.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

He didn't think that he sounded tough enough or what.

[Tim Pool]

It sounds Crazy. Sounded like there was a chipmunk with his cheek stuffed with acorns trying to talk to me. That's the Dark Knight Rises.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's a great movie you've watched.

[Tim Pool]

Like the Dark Knight. I like.

[Tony Ortiz]

I like the new one with Patterson. Oh, that was emo. Oh, I love emo Batman. It's so good.

[Tim Pool]

Emo Batman who sucks.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, he's like more of a detective. He's less like, you know, he's.

[Tim Pool]

The point of Batman was always that when he became Batman, he is peak human. That's what his superpower.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, that's Captain America.

[Tim Pool]

No, that's Captain America super soldier. Yeah, Batman super. So in the comic book lore, there are many heroes like Green Arrow and Batman who's in their listed abilities as written in comments. It's called peak pika human or peakness. That they are the strongest, fastest, and smartest a human can be. And so that Batman isn't supposed to screw up and miss his grapple and then fall down. Like, I don't want to watch that, bro. If I want to watch someone flop around and scroll, I'll watch Elad scoot. You know what I mean? When I. When I watch a movie, it's supposed to be magic. It's supposed to be better than normal. I don't want to watch failure like normal. This is woke. This is woke.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's hard being the only person at this company who doesn't skate. I swear to God, that's the end.

[Phil Labonte]

I don't skate.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, that's why you don't have the real Odyssey ribs. What, the real in here? No, you. You shred. You look like you could.

[Phil Labonte]

You play guitar, though.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Not skateboard. Rollerblade. You look like you could be a rollerblader. I see it in you. It's an insult, but.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I know.

[Tim Pool]

But, you know, I want to stress this, too, before we go. Next segment, the hero's journey that we often enjoyed. The stories lifted, like, showed kids you want to be the best. You want to be the hero you want to overcome. And when the woke stuff started to become prevalent, it's all now about being a failure, being a loser. Batman sucks. They made a movie where Batman sucks. Like, there's that Patterson. Yeah. The scene where Catwoman says something about the patriarchy or whatever.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

He tries to fire the grappling hook and misses and falls down.

[Tony Ortiz]

Didn't he gotten shot by a shotgun like, five times out of here? I don't know.

[Phil Labonte]

I like.

[Tony Ortiz]

I like emo Batman.

[Tim Pool]

I like Christian Bale. His knees bust and he puts a thing on it because he's supposed to be bigger.

[Tony Ortiz]

Was the best Batman. I. Christian Bill is the best Batman.

[Phil Labonte]

Maybe who he was the best Christian. Christian Bale was good.

[Tim Pool]

Honestly.

[Phil Labonte]

I'm a fan of bad Affleck.

[Tim Pool]

I didn't like it, but I think was good.

[Phil Labonte]

I thought he was really good.

[Tim Pool]

Good. Let's, let's. Speaking of this, let's. Let's jump to this next story. This is from not the be. We're going to Canada, everybody.

[Tony Ortiz]

So strap in.

[Tim Pool]

We had a long way to go. Canadian city tells disarmed citizenry their homes belong to native Trib tribes after pivotal court ruling ramifications across the country. Imagine one day you get a letter in the mail and it says, you are now on Native American land. We gave it back. This is what's happening, not a joke. Here's the letter from the city of Richmond.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Here we go.

[Tim Pool]

Please take note that the recent B.C. supreme Court decision Kobachian Tribes v. Canada made some very important decisions which could negatively affect the title to your property. A briefing paper prepared by the City of Richmond staff has attached to your reference. If you look at the draft map attached to the briefing, your property is located within the claim area outlined in green. For those. For those whose property is in the area outlined in black, the court has declared aboriginal title to your property, which may compromise the status and validity of your ownership. This was mandated without any prior notice to the landowners. The entire area outlined in green is claimed on appeal by the Cowachan First Nations. Given the serious implications of this court decision and the pending appeal, the city is hosting an information session. Blah, blah, blah. Please call this number. Well, here's. They got the map in here. If your property is located within this black area, they just ruled by court order. You are no longer in the United States. You are now on the land of the Cowachan tribes, and they own your house.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's awesome.

[Tim Pool]

In the green area, they are. The Cowachan is appealing, saying this whole area belongs to them. Why? Because in the 1800s and before they had what's called the summer village. The Cowichan natives in the summer would come here and fish before leaving. Therefore, it's their land. And when the white settlers came and built there, they did it without proper transfer of title. Therefore, your land is now their land. Your home is now theirs. Congratulations.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It was promised to them 300 years ago.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, huh? If there's competing tribes, can they, like, fight each other for this land? Like, you know, you have different.

[Tim Pool]

I Think. Yeah, the court should. Yeah. That would bow an arrow.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, I want to see that.

[Tim Pool]

You know, they used to do. They would take an arrow and they would roll it in dung.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And they would.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Chemical warfare.

[Tim Pool]

Exactly. Because then one hit, you were dead. Like, you hit in the arm, you die. Just a matter of time.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's before, like, antiseptics, right? Like.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If that went in you. The infection was unstoppable. That's crazy.

[Tony Ortiz]

You turn to your buddy like, hey, take a dump on this thing real quick before I shoot it at the white man, you.

[Tim Pool]

Before he shoot it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

So what did they do here? They eminent domain did.

[Tim Pool]

The natives were like, hey, that's my land. And the court was like, yes. Well, hey, look, I. I said this, okay. King Charles gave Canada back. Do you remember that? King Charles showed up and he was like, I'd like to acknowledge we are on the unceded lands of the Algonquin on a Shiba people.

[Phil Labonte]

And it's like, unreal. He gave it back real.

[Tony Ortiz]

You know.

[Tim Pool]

You know my. You know how to think. If they do give this to Native Americans and it becomes native lands, I think the US Government should invade it.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, just. Well, the US Government, if that has no claim to it, if that's the way they behave, the US Government should just invade Canada and take it and say, you don't care about.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Tim Pool]

Stop, stop.

[Tony Ortiz]

Phil.

[Tim Pool]

They wouldn't be invading Canada. They would airdrop into the Cowachan tribal lands.

[Tony Ortiz]

Look, I've seen these natives. They're a little on the larger side. I don't know if they could put up much of a fight.

[Tim Pool]

No, not the Canadian ones. Oh, they're. Yeah, in Canada, they're all like six foot six and super. Even the women. No, I'm kidding.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Oh.

[Tony Ortiz]

I'm like, oh, damn.

[Phil Labonte]

Remember, no voting rights. We're just taking their property because they obviously can't. They can't defend it. They don't care about it.

[Tim Pool]

Well, listen, listen. My argument is this. You got one group of people that said, yar, we're going to steal your land.

[Tony Ortiz]

I don't.

[Tim Pool]

I don't know if that's how they talk. I just assume that's their accent. And then the Canadians. The Canadians are like, oh, no, our lands are under attack. What kind of attack are they bringing? They've signed pieces of paper. Run away, give the land back. So, you know, in terms of conquests, this historically may be the, like, lightest warfare ever. They showed up and run a piece of Paper, it's ours. And the people there went, drat. Oh, we lose.

[Phil Labonte]

They've been disarmed, so they have no ability to defend it.

[Tim Pool]

You know, I'm talking about the Canadian government. If that. If the degree of defense they offer up is, well, you said it's yours. I guess it is. Then why can't the US Just take.

[Phil Labonte]

It's.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's.

[Phil Labonte]

You were mean to me, so you owe me this. You were mean. It was. It's. It was literally negged into giving that.

[Tim Pool]

Well, I mean, no, they used it historically, which means at one point it was their land. Their argument is, hey, we used to fish here. That's literally their argument. My argument is if the Canadian defense of their. Of their conquered lands is as. If you say it, yours will give it to you. The US can just call them on the phone and be like, that land's actually ours. And they'll go, ah, rats. Native American. The native. Canadians say Native Americans, but the indigenous are going to be like, it's ours. But the US Government can be like, hey, look, been there, done that. Let's just. Let's just move past the. The. The part where people get hurt. I say we take it. Yeah, we'll be graded as liberal. We'll be greeted as liberators by the Canadians.

[Phil Labonte]

They just can't vote.

[Tim Pool]

I mean, here's the funny thing, actually. If. If, like, I know it's never gonna happen, and I'm kidding, by the way, but imagine the hypothetical where us just airdrops troops onto that land. They then go to the door, knock on the door, and they say, we're American, you know, military. We're giving the option right now. Swear allegiance to the United States of America and this will stay your land and we will protect it. Or let the cowachan take it over. Which one will they pick? I don't know.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Not the couch on.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, I mean, what's. What would you rather do? Let. Let the American military secure your property, let you keep it and live there forever, or let the court give your land away, make you homeless, and give it to the indigenous?

[Phil Labonte]

I have a feeling that there are, considering the. The things that I've seen coming out of Canada lately, I think that the Canadians, as long as Trump's the president, it. Commanding the military, that would be doing the occupation. I think they'd be like, no, we're going to give it back. We don't want. We don't want Trump here. Give them. Give our property.

[Tim Pool]

I don't know about that. To the natives this is like a rural small.

[Tony Ortiz]

What are the demographics of this area?

[Tim Pool]

That's a good point.

[Tony Ortiz]

I want to know the demographics.

[Tim Pool]

Lands of T ook Tina claim area. So let me.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Let me.

[Tim Pool]

Let me pull this up on the map.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think we need to make sure that we are shutting down the drug trade totally from here. So if we see any boats in this area, we might need to start blasting out. I'm pretty sure that's where this is heading. We might need to do regime change over in the lands of. To.

[Tony Ortiz]

To Quintus.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

To Quintus. All right, it looks like a young black woman's name.

[Tim Pool]

Blundell. And number six.

[Tony Ortiz]

Quisha.

[Tim Pool]

I can't.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Right.

[Tony Ortiz]

How dare you. To Quintus on this. On this holy day.

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[Dana]

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[Jeff Bridges]

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[Dana]

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[Tim Pool]

Wow.

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[Eliot Eliyahu]

Nice.

[Dana]

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[Dana]

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[Tony Ortiz]

What is it? What's the Indian holiday today?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Diwali.

[Tim Pool]

Diwali.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Serge, can you look up what we celebrate on Dwali?

[Phil Labonte]

Oh, hey.

[Tim Pool]

This is crazy.

[Tony Ortiz]

President, there's like a Santa.

[Tim Pool]

There's big corporations right here.

[Tony Ortiz]

Like which ones?

[Tim Pool]

So there's western Canada express trucking company and there's container world's forwarding services. There's. What is this?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

There's a revenge for the trucker protests.

[Tim Pool]

Short all these internals. It's. It's like. It's. It's shipping. It's. It's.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's.

[Tim Pool]

It's a port where they bring in shipping containers.

[Tony Ortiz]

Can we short all these businesses really quick?

[Tim Pool]

Like, yo, what's going to happen is the. The tribes that get this land are going to be a lot. No, no, no. Keep doing. You're doing. Pay taxes.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. Indian tax.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Sure.

[Tony Ortiz]

40% and not the. I don't.

[Tim Pool]

I don't even know how many houses are actually here, though, because I'm looking at it. A nice casino on the river Blundell is the barrier. There's like, no houses there. It's a golf course. Oh, okay. No, that's a. That's a. That's a. That's. That's plenty of houses.

[Tony Ortiz]

So they're going to inherit all these businesses.

[Tim Pool]

Dude, that's crazy.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Damn. I'd have to be like, come and take it. Come and come and take my home, you know? And I tell them to take a look at what happened to the Palestinians when they tried to take my home.

[Tim Pool]

Bro. What if it turns out like the people who live there are Jewish?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

There are no Jews in Canada. They probably are.

[Tony Ortiz]

Or if they were black.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I don't care.

[Tony Ortiz]

Imagine if all these people were black business owners. Oh, man, I don't even know. There.

[Phil Labonte]

There are very few black people in Canada.

[Tony Ortiz]

Really.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I'm. I can't believe most of these Canadian stories about Native Americans because a few years ago, there was like some story about how under a school there, there were like dozens of corpses allegedly of Native American children that they were like. That they genocided. And then it turned out the whole thing turned out to be like a huge, stupid hoax.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, they're going to find out.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I forgot they have you remember that it was.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, they're gonna find out years from now this permission slip they have for this land is fake. And be like, oh, yeah, we just.

[Tim Pool]

They made it up.

[Tony Ortiz]

I saw there's just drafted it in the bathroom real quick.

[Tim Pool]

And there's like a renovation company. Like, there's a grocery store. Is that a grocery store? Looks like it can. I was a tennis court. Oh, look at this. Let's go to Canada. I'm dropping in a lot of trees. I guess all the people who live here now are. Oh, oh, it's for sale. Remax. Well, this is what they want for you here in America.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

If the left ever takes over, they're going to take your home from you. They even remember when Ben and Jerry's was like, land acknowledgment. The land we're on for our. For our ice cream or whatever. And it's like, we'll give it back.

[Tony Ortiz]

Aren't they doing really poorly now, Ben and Jerry's?

[Tim Pool]

Are they.

[Tony Ortiz]

I forgot.

[Tim Pool]

Ben and Jerry's is awful.

[Phil Labonte]

I think the ice cream is still doing all right.

[Tim Pool]

Is it?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I hate Stephen Colbert.

[Tim Pool]

I don't. I don't believe so. I believe that I would be willing to bet. Let me, let me check. Are Ben and Jerry's sales down? The reason why, like, soda sales are down. Younger people aren't buying trash anymore. They're taking their health very seriously.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, drinking's down. Cigarettes are down.

[Tim Pool]

Booze, man.

[Phil Labonte]

Well, I. I know, sure. But I.

[Tim Pool]

We used to. So at the old studio, we had this nice bar with expensive boost and people would periodically pour like a scotch or something. And then slowly over time, nobody was drinking it. In fact, we've been here now, it's been what, a year and a half at the new studio, and we still have the bottle of Louis from years ago back at the castle, untouched, because nobody drinks. People started coming and they'd be like, no, no, I stopped drinking. And they just. We stopped buying. We were like, okay. We used to like every four months we'd go to this liquor store and buy some, like, low to high end, a few high end. And a lot of, like, mid tier drinks for people. Nobody drink.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, drink is more of a social thing. I think more people prefer, like, eating good food. Like, if I had to choose between going out for drinks with friends or going out to get, like, really, really good food, I'm going to choose the food.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Look, I think it speaks to the company you keep. And you guys seem like you spend a lot of. You're both married men not spending a lot of time with degenerates. Degenerates, which is great. Probably health conscious. I spent a lot of time in New York City and now I spend a lot of time in D.C. there are a lot of drunk degener. The bars are always full to the brim. And are they literally. I know a lot of people. No, no. Like right wingers drink to some degree.

[Phil Labonte]

You're right. A lot.

[Tim Pool]

Not the ones that come on this show, to be honest.

[Phil Labonte]

To some degree, you're right. But I've spent plenty of time around people that drink plenty of booze in my time, you know, being in a band and touring and stuff. I mean, there's people that. People in my band that, you know, would have a couple once in a while and. But essentially they don't really drink. I haven't had anything considerable to drink in almost 10 years, you know, so.

[Tony Ortiz]

Statistically, drinking is down though it is.

[Tim Pool]

I just want to add to. For those that not now that we're in the middle of the show for the Saw my tweet where I said I was gonna be on the ground in Portland, that's I'm trolling. And I'm telling you all this now because if anybody. So first, because the left, I know how Twitter works. They're going to start sharing this tweet among all their people.

[Tony Ortiz]

You already got a threat level, right.

[Tim Pool]

And they're going to be like, oh, Tim Pool's going to be here, watch out for him. And they're going to go nuts. And it's a waste of their time. However, in the event any one of them is actually watching the show and then in Portland they're like, no, no, Tim Pool said in his show he's not coming. They're going to out themselves if watching Tim cast irl. No, no, I just, I just watch it to know what they're thinking.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Oh yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So I thought it was funny to tweet and there are people that like, I feel bad because there are people being like, yeah, let's go Tim, you can do it. And I was like, no, I'm not going there. Nuts.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Beating people with the, the Portland bait. Baiting people with Nick Fuentes. We're gonna have a lot of extra viewers tonight.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, it's funny how like the Fuentes thing has so triggering to so many people on the right.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, I think it confirms a lot of people's preconceived notions about getting the phone call and, you know, gatekeeping this show.

[Tim Pool]

No, no, no, no, no. People on the right are attacking me for booking Nick Fuentes.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah, Platforming, so called. What do you think of that attack?

[Tony Ortiz]

You've always had controversial people on.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's not new.

[Tony Ortiz]

Like, I don't know why people are upset.

[Tim Pool]

Well, I don't think we've had leftists who have advocated child sex changes on the show.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I don't think Tim's introducing the idea of Nick to people. Nick is already like mainstream as far as I'm concerned. People know, are very well aware of he. Of who he is. And I don't think Tim would be adding much to that by having him on, if anything.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. The funny thing is like back in the day we, we had been talking with when Cassandra was doing booking about having Nikon and I was just like, they, they'll ban the show in two seconds. So we need to find like, it's got to be something particularly news relevant. We can have him on for that makes it harder for them to remove. And so that was kind of the idea. And then I guess he got offended by the idea or whatever because it's. It's like the stupidest thing in the world where it's like, tim, why don't you burn your showdown? Why don't you, like, hey, you should have on someone that YouTube is gonna ban your show for. It's like, why we're trying to have the conversation with Nick, and we're trying to navigate censorship. He too, is trying to navigate, and we're trying to figure out how to do it. So now YouTube's basically lifted all these restrictions, and now there's nothing to worry about at all. So we were like, yeah, come on the show whenever you want. Like, we consistently invite crackpot psychopath leftists all the time. Nick is the least of like. Like, I would actually argue in terms of opinion. Nick is substantially less controversial than any one of these leftists that's arguing children should have sex changes.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And we've had like four or five of these leftist on who are like, abortion till nine months. Like, Matt Bender's a good example. He wants abortion until nine months. And I'm like, I don't. Has Nick said anything anywhere near extreme as that he's got bad opinions about, I guess, the Jews? Is that how you feel, Elad?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Some bad opinions about the Jews, some racist opinions about the blacks. But I don't think it's extremely, like, out of the ordinary, especially, like, in this day and age.

[Tim Pool]

But this is what's crazy to me, and this is an interesting conversation, by the way, that the corporate press for years under the Democrats said it's okay to advocate for abortion up to nine months and child sex changes, but being racist is far too extreme. And my attitude was kind of like, well, being racist I think is bad. But if someone sits down and says that they have. They don't want to be around other people because of the way the color of their skin, I say, well, I think it's ignorant, but there's nothing threatening about that. And then if you get someone on the left saying they want to advocate for a policy where they kidnap children from their homes, bring them to the Pacific Northwest, and give them sex changes, I'm like, you're aggressing upon children. Like, one is substantially more extreme than the other.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I will say this, though. I don't even really know what Nick actually believes, because I feel like every time he says something, it's layered underneath so much irony that, like, there's no actual real believe or pitcher idea that changes.

[Tony Ortiz]

It changes every month.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

And then there's, like, the way he defends what he says.

[Tim Pool]

I think they pull clips out of context from his show, and his show is watched by. He's got a core audience that is not massively mainstream. He's getting a lot more attention as of recent. And because of this, it makes him an easy target for taking clips of him out of context and then installing views for him, which makes it really hard for people to actually know what he thinks. So the presumptions are that he said things that are very offensive. There's a viral video on Instagram where he talks about how nobody wants to live near black people, and everyone's afraid to say it. And the funny thing is, he's actually correct. I've made this point on this show. I just. I think the issue is he says it a little crudely. What I've said in the show is during when I worked at Fusion, I knew his lefty. She was a Latina. And I was talking to her about. We were working on the Ferguson documentary where he talked about property values, how black people, you know, they get arrested, they go on tour. It's called. And she said, I knew that she had investment property in New York. And so she was talking about racism, redlining, blockbusting, and, you know, she was saying her typical woke stuff. I knew she was full of it. So I said, what would you do if a black family moved next to your investment property? She's like, I'd sell it. And she was a Latina woke liberal working at Fusion. And I laughed, and I was like, what? I was like, this is the test. What do you mean you'd sell it? And she goes, the property value will go down. And I'm like, exactly. Nick Fuentes says that kind of stuff. And he says it in a way they say it's offensive and racist or whatever. But there are a lot of people that have historically and traditionally known this, whether it's because they hate black people or not. Property values go down. Dude, I've talked about it all the time on this show.

[Phil Labonte]

In 2001, Dr. Dre released a song called Still Dre, and there's a line in it that says, spend time out the hood. Take their moms out the hood. Even Dr. Dre knew getting out of the hood was a good thing.

[Tim Pool]

Well, I think the issue is that the issue I take with Nick is when he says, nobody wants to live near black people. I do believe there are A lot of people of all racial backgrounds, including there are black people who feel this way, like you mentioned with Dr. Dre. But I feel the issue is. The problem with it is that maybe there's some profiling you can do over race. But you go to Hyde park in Chicago, which is a black neighborhood, and they're all wealthy and rich, and it's very safe. So the issue isn't inherent to. To being black. There's a cultural issue, a poverty issue, gang issue. You figure out where it stems from. There are wealthier black neighborhoods. But here's. The issue is like, I understand Nick's point. If you. If you could go to the average person and read their mind and ask them about what he said, they would agree with what Nick said. And I'm going to stress this again. Again, people can pretend not to be racist all they want, but the housing market has shown this historically. And even woke libs agree that there is a fear that when black people move into a neighborhood, property values go down. This is what's called blockbusting. So y' all figure it out. But he makes that point. It goes viral on Instagram. He's getting a lot more attention for saying stuff like that. My point is ultimately this. I don't care if liberals take that out of context. There. There is this very strange phenomenon where what Nick said is bannable Persona non grata. Shut him down for having said it. And then a leftist can go on TLC and talk about waking up their. Their son in the middle of night saying, stick the dilator inside. I'll put the lubricator. Do it or I'll ring your neck. And that was Jazz Jennings, and I'm like Nick Fuentes. Having naughty opinions doesn't bother anybody. It might make you go, ooh, I don't like that guy. Sure, but you're fine in your house ordering your Papa John's and watching football. What the left is doing, they pass laws where they say, if you take a child who's not yours and bring them to California, they won't return the child to their proper family, and they will give the child a sex change and sterilize them. One is infinitely more dangerous extreme than the other. That's the weird imbalance in this country. Maybe it's changing now. I'll be honest. I'd prefer neither the racism nor the child sex changes. But again, one is infinitely more extreme than the other.

[Tony Ortiz]

I think it is changing isn't. Didn't like, a recent poll show that, like, the whole trans thing is Dying out.

[Phil Labonte]

Yes. Yeah, and it's. Yeah, that's, that's definitely true. And, but it's also worth noting in the United States and in the west more broadly, but specifically in the United States, we're one of the least racist societies in human history.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, right.

[Phil Labonte]

Like really, really not racist. So even though contextually compared to what we were like 20 years ago, when race relations were at their, essentially the peak and they were at their best, even now, where there are people that'll make racial jokes, we're still far less racist than everywhere else in the world. And so people freak out about things that Nick Fuentes says, but it, again, in. That's only because of the context, only because they're here in the US if you look at the way that the rest of the world behaves, things that Nick Fuentes says are not in any way shocking, it's not a surprise now whether or not he's actually correct. I'm not. I'm like, I'm not actually. I mean, there's some things he's right about, some things that he's wrong about. But to discuss race in the way that Nick does, you know, in the context globally, it's not in any way outside of the norm.

[Tony Ortiz]

When I see these leftists constantly complain that America is like really racist and we've got like a racial problem problem, it just tells me that they don't travel internationally.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, man.

[Tony Ortiz]

It's a very clear sign. They don't travel internationally. You go to any country, almost any country outside the US and it's incredibly racing.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, Korea's great.

[Tony Ortiz]

Japan's the same way. They have restaurants where they literally won't let you in if you're a non Japanese.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Were they racist to get you on your visit?

[Phil Labonte]

I don't want. Listen, I've been.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Why not?

[Phil Labonte]

I've been to Japan.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Like you admit it. Okay.

[Phil Labonte]

I've been to Japan like eight or nine times. I don't want Japan to change. Like, it's. I love going to Japan. It's awesome. I don't want to see them change anything for me or anyone else.

[Tim Pool]

No, they should. They should have more McDonald's and Starbucks and, you know, Gucci stores.

[Phil Labonte]

I totally disagree. Japan is awesome the way it is. And if there are places in Japan that want to say, phil, you can't come in because you're a white guy, cool, because there are other places in Japan that will let me in, I don't care.

[Tim Pool]

I'm going to tell you in 20 years, your kid's gonna be like, I really want to go to Japan. And they're gonna go to Japan. And you know what they're gonna hear when they go to the convenience store?

[Phil Labonte]

Hopefully not the call to prayer.

[Tim Pool]

They're not. I was gonna make a different joke. They're not going to hear Konichiwa or Kombanwa. They're gonna hear thank you for coming to the store.

[Tony Ortiz]

You're already seeing that.

[Phil Labonte]

If not. If they're not. If they're new because.

[Tim Pool]

Because they're not having kids, right?

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, no, actually, I want us. I think, please, fact check me. But I think that they've turned that around. I think Japan is the leading Asian country that is now seeing a spike in birth. I could be wrong, but I think that they have turned that around.

[Tim Pool]

You know what they need to make people. They need to make a show called Dragon Ball Babies and just. It's Goku and he just has an epiphany where he's like, I need to have more kids.

[Tony Ortiz]

They kind of put out anime that's like more family focused, I think, like Spy Family. It was one of them that's like supposed to inspire people to have kids.

[Tim Pool]

2024 was a 5.7% decline from 23. Okay, so total fertility rate dropped to 1.15. And 24 in 1H25. The number of births dropped 3.1 from the same period in 24.

[Tony Ortiz]

Just doing worse.

[Tim Pool]

Deaths in Japan exceeded births by a large margin. Population decline continues. Internet babies.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I don't know what kind of propaganda they were telling you in Japan, Tony, but they're number.

[Tony Ortiz]

I'm here to shill Japanese.

[Tim Pool]

They started bringing in African and Indian migrants into Japan.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, that might change to his point. Like, they just got their first female prime minister and she's actually super, super right wing.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. And she also likes metal.

[Tim Pool]

She was just.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, she was just on baby metals podcast.

[Tony Ortiz]

She drove a Supra, I think an old 80s supra that she restored on her own. She's.

[Tim Pool]

Let's. Let's start with this story. Let's, let's. Let's roll with this. We got Asian News Network Japan, India. Aim for more than 500000 people to people exchanges over the next five years. Tokyo aims to increase exchanges in government, industry, academia and other sectors, harnessing India's diet dynamism to fuel Japan's economic growth. So we've started seeing terrifying stories of women being assaulted in Japan. And the response is, why did Japan do this? Why did they decide to start Bringing in low skill people from India and Africa. What's happening?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

They wanted more people in their country to celebrate Diwali.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, here's a question.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

If you had to choose, if you.

[Tony Ortiz]

Had to choose, you bring in either the Mexicans or the Indians. Which do you choose? You have to bring.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, Mexicans, bro. Yeah, dude, I, I mean, you've had like carne asada, bro.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Don't we have enough Mexicans? Maybe we could afford a few Indians.

[Tim Pool]

I queso could afford a few Indians on Diwali.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

We're really trash Indians.

[Tim Pool]

Like first, first of all, we have.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

So many Mexicans in our country. Tony's here. When's the last time we had an Indian?

[Tim Pool]

Hold on, hold on. I'm gonna, I'll say this point, Tim. Chicken tikka masala is not Indian food. It's, it's Scottish. It's from Scotland. Okay? So when I look at Mexican food, it is like the best food ever.

[Tony Ortiz]

It's just tacos, man. Everything's a taco. It's just a fried taco or a large, A slightly larger taco. A burrito is just a slightly larger burrito.

[Tim Pool]

Is not Mexican food.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, flautas, Flautas are, Flaus are. See, I don't need to speak Spanish.

[Tim Pool]

No, I'm talking about when you get like mole sauce, you know, chicken with mole, bro.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Come on.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, look, the Mexicans are, you know, mostly of Spanish descent. So they're, they're essentially, they're European descent. So.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, I would pick the Mexicans too, over the Indians.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Look, if we gotta pick which subsect of Indians we get, I'm probably going with the Indians because they have their caste system. If we get all the Brahmins here, we could get the best of the best in India.

[Phil Labonte]

I have no idea.

[Tim Pool]

That's literally what the US has been trying to do.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I feel like.

[Tim Pool]

Let's talk about Japan because Japan's birth rate is basically gone. You guys said they just brought in some like, like far right heavy metal prime minister. What is she doing? And what, what's going on?

[Phil Labonte]

Well, she just, I think just literally.

[Tony Ortiz]

Today? Yeah, this morning. This morning?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. So we'll see.

[Tim Pool]

It's pretty wild. Where, where, where in Japan did you go?

[Tony Ortiz]

I went to Tokyo. Just Tokyo?

[Tim Pool]

Like what areas?

[Tony Ortiz]

Shinjuku, Shibuya, Asakusa.

[Tim Pool]

Did you go to that five story sex store that's everyone always talking about?

[Tony Ortiz]

No. Where's that?

[Tim Pool]

I, I, I think it's in Shinjuku.

[Tony Ortiz]

It's got to be.

[Tim Pool]

It would be Shinjuku. That makes sense. Yeah. It's like five stories tall. And did you see like how they have. I forgot what area is probably Shinjuku. I'm not sure, but they have like gigantic Goku's and like Lupin the Third.

[Tony Ortiz]

I've seen. I saw some of that. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

It's wild. Because people don't understand the way we have celebrities. They have anime characters, right?

[Tony Ortiz]

They're very normal out there. So KFC has like anime, right?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You'll.

[Tim Pool]

You'll. You'll see like, you'll see a commercial with Brad Pitt or like Kevin Bacon. I watched a Kevin Bacon commercial earlier. I can't remember what he was selling, but I just saw that it was Kevin Bacon. And they all have Goku.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And like, for those that know Goku, he's Dragon ball from the 80s. He's been like a main character in Japan for decades. They need him to be like, I've decided to have babies, you know, and just start knocking up Chichi and cranking them out. Chichi's his wife.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, he had three kids, right? Goku at three. Gohan.

[Tim Pool]

No, he had two. Two kids.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Gohan, go 10. Did you go to any of the.

[Tim Pool]

And then Gohan had pan.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Gohan. That's what it was. Did you go to any of the shrines of the war criminals?

[Tony Ortiz]

No.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's too bad. I heard there are many.

[Tim Pool]

Did you go up to Fukushima?

[Tony Ortiz]

No Fukushima.

[Tim Pool]

Did you get to visit. Oh, did you have those. You ever have those? That have those rice buns for breakfast?

[Tony Ortiz]

You're talking about like onigiri? No rice buns for breakfast?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, it looked like. It looked like a normal breakfast bun. Like you'd eat here, where you cut up and put butter on it.

[Tony Ortiz]

Okay.

[Tim Pool]

But then when you open it, it's like, gooey. Like, I had fugu blowfish.

[Jeff Bridges]

Oh, wow.

[Tony Ortiz]

Had it twice.

[Tim Pool]

What were you doing in Japan?

[Tony Ortiz]

Visiting family and friends.

[Tim Pool]

So you are Japanese?

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, my wife.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, okay.

[Tony Ortiz]

I have in laws.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

So he's a wee.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, I guess I'm a weeaboo.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I mean, is that what that means? Japanese?

[Tony Ortiz]

No, that's. That's like. Like, I think a guy. A guy who likes like Japanese or Asian women's like a yellow fever type thing. Right. But like a weeaboo is like an anime fan. Anime person. Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Weeaboo. Yeah. So here's an interesting phenomenon we're seeing in the United States that I wonder. You know, you probably see this in Japan. People point out how come there's no McDonald's play places anymore. Jack Bosobic talks about the death of the family Pizza Hut, how Pizza Hut is just a strip mall storefront now. No kids. Really that obvious. Pizza Hut made a lot of money. When they had a space for families, people stopped having kids. There was. I doubt there was ever a point where someone at these businesses said, people aren't having kids anymore, so let's turn our business into a strip mall storefront. What probably happened was they said, hey, most people are doing delivery now. They're not coming in. Shift our business model. The reason people weren't coming is they don't have kids. They're hanging out at home. They order pizza. Same thing with McDonald's Play Place. People who are coming in slowly stopped using the play place. And so they were like, we don't even need them anymore. Nobody wants them. They didn't consciously say, hey, nobody has kids. So what's. So I'm curious about Japan because their aging population, it's rapid. And even if they import Indians, what happens next? They're going to have 20 million Indian children and no Japanese children or almost no Japanese children. It is pretty crazy that women aren't having babies anymore.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Tony, what's the attitude towards immigration among Japanese people that you're familiar with? If that's something that you.

[Tony Ortiz]

The ones I'm familiar with are not.

[Tim Pool]

Not.

[Tony Ortiz]

They're anti immigration.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah. Despite the low birth rates.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, because, I mean, even as a. As somebody who goes there, it's, you know, have no claim to Japan. But, like, the immigrants that are there definitely do ruin, like, I guess, the culture for sure. The tourists themselves are destroying it, but, like, it doesn't. It. There's parts of Japan that don't feel like Japanese because there's so many immigrants there. And, yeah, they don't like it. I mean, you see it with the change in just the. The atmosphere, the way they dress, the. The talking. The crime rate goes up. Right. Like, they definitely do bring their problems to Japan. Japan is. Is so unique. I mean, one of my favorite things out there is just. Everybody's just so quiet. Like, you go into a subway or a train, and it will be back to back covered with people. And, like, you can hear a pin drop in there. Right. Whereas, like, you go in America and you go. There's five people on the train, and four of them are doing crack, and there's a Puerto Rican in the corner playing Bluetooth music. Like, you just can't escape it. And out there, it's just very peaceful.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I've never been to Japan, but I feel like Americans fetishize the F out of Japan. Like we really put on rose tinted glasses.

[Tony Ortiz]

There is a lot of horrible parts.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

About we mogged them in World War II and felt bad about it ever since.

[Tim Pool]

But most people don't think twice about Japan. Don't know anything about it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No. I think Americans like, no.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, like the work culture is obviously really horrible. And that's something my wife talks a lot about because I've joked about wanting to move there because she still has her citizenship there. And she's like, yeah, absolutely not. Because the work culture is so freaking bad.

[Tim Pool]

You mean like people work too much?

[Tony Ortiz]

They work way too much. And in Japan they value time, not effort and quality. Like if you, you could have a lot. Who will work four hours a day, but he produces insane content that just gets the most views and you'll have somebody else who works 12 hours and they will prefer the 12 hour guy even if he does worse. Quality work versus the guy that puts it.

[Tim Pool]

That's why they don't have kids.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's about showing face, right?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, showing face. You're supposed to show up early and leave.

[Tim Pool]

I got an idea. We should take all of these like neat incel weebs, ship them off to Japan and then they'll be happy. And then in a hundred years, Japan will be colonized by a bunch of papas. No, I was going to say obese neck beards with fedoras on, swinging katanas.

[Tony Ortiz]

They're very obvious in Japan because like, because in Japan everybody's really thin. And then like, you see the tourists and they're very obvious because they, they wear shorts in Japan. Like people don't wear shorts. It's actually very weird. Like you could spot a tourist immediately because they're wearing shorts. They have a reusable water bottle with them and they're wearing like an anime shirt.

[Tim Pool]

Like it's very.

[Tony Ortiz]

The shorts is our dead giveaway.

[Tim Pool]

I love this. There's a meme where a fat Japanese guy comes to America and he's wearing like Mickey Mouse ears and a Simpsons T shirt and like Sonic Hedgehog pants. And he's like running around all excited about American cartoons and people are just like, this guy's weird. And that's what it's like when these weird anime people go to Japan. But to be fair, I don't think people realize how popular anime is in Japan. It is their principal medium. Like for us it's movies. We have movie stars, they have anime characters.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, you'll Walk into a Wendy's and they'll have like anime all over the place.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

And for I think a normal person or an American, it's like, that's. This is weird. But for a job it would be.

[Tim Pool]

Like, imagine if instead of Brad Pitt everywhere, it was Homer Simpson doing commercials.

[Tony Ortiz]

Right, Right.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

So it's like it's an adult thing as well. It's not just very much.

[Tony Ortiz]

So adults watch anime.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Anime.

[Tony Ortiz]

Like I'll. I'll meet like 30, 40 year olds that are like, yeah, this is my favorite anime.

[Tim Pool]

Oh yeah, They've started doing live action stuff more now.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

But their principal TV shows, comedies and everything. Cartoons. Japanimation.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Fascinating.

[Phil Labonte]

Japanimation.

[Tim Pool]

And the weird thing too is they're all. It's all usually starts as like a manga. So somebody will write a comic, then it'll get picked up by one of the principal magazines, then a good option for a TV show. And it's just like, it's kind of weird because of like the anime that I used to watch. Eventually I'm just like, okay, I'll just read the manga because the manga's done and the anime isn't. So you just don't even watch the show anymore.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

This culture that's developing in Japan sounds very soft and effeminate. I think Japan needs to reinvigorate their old samurai culture. And we really need them to stand up strong against the communist Chinese when they decide to invade Taiwan. So I can't, we can't have them over there. I don't know, getting too excited over anime Chinese and playing with their plushies or whatever they're doing.

[Tony Ortiz]

Chinese in Japan are real rough dealing with them. The Chinese tourists in Japan.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Oh, bro.

[Tim Pool]

The Chinese tourists everywhere.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. But they're very prevalent in Japan. Like you just have to deal. They do this thing. So like in Japan, they're really big on like queuing lines. They're very proper about lines. The Chinese, like, you'll be in line to get inside an elevator. The Chinese person or the tourists will immediately cut everybody and just go in even before the people have exited. Oh yeah, the elevator. They will butt themselves in. They're horrible.

[Tim Pool]

I think it's a. It's a communist thing. I was. When I was flying to Ukraine for vice, we flew from the UK to Moscow to Kiev because that was the only flight we could get. And when I was doing the transferring from Moscow to the flight to Kiev in the uk, they're like, no, calling group one. And then group one gets up now. Calling group two. Group two Gets up in Moscow, they were like, whatever, Russian, blah, blah, blah. And everyone rushed, full speed, shoving each other out, each other out of the way, trying to get in. And then I was like, what the. So I was like, all right. Shoved up another way, scan my ticket, and got on the plane. And I was like, this is crazy.

[Tony Ortiz]

You're seeing that now in American planes, though. I don't know how often you guys.

[Tim Pool]

Fly, but no, I've not.

[Tony Ortiz]

I've seen flights and it's usually Indians. Sorry, I know it's Diwali, but they'll. We, we land and the Indians immediately give up and they just bum rush the front. Whereas normally, like you get off a plane, everybody gets off in order. The Indians will just bum rush the, the front of the plane.

[Tim Pool]

It's kind of when I, I've been, you know, I used to fly a lot more than I do now. But flying even recently, the lines are still relatively orderly. No, I. Getting on a plane, you can't get out. They'll kick you out. People. I've seen people walk up and they go, no. And they tell them to go back. I don't know.

[Tony Ortiz]

They have this.

[Tim Pool]

You have to scan your ticket and the flight has to let you on the plane. You can't just walk in.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, they have this scam now, like Southwest, and it's different.

[Tim Pool]

Southwest has sit wherever you can.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, but like, you can claim that you're, like, you're, you can claim that you're, you're, you're handicapped.

[Tim Pool]

You don't have to prove anything.

[Tony Ortiz]

Anyone can do that. And, but, yes, right, and. But you're having people do that now and they let them on first always. So, like I flew Southwest here and almost half the plane was these people in these like little shopping cart things like boarding first. It was miserable, but.

[Tim Pool]

But anyway, the point is when you say, like the Chinese tourists, I think it's born of, of the communist communism in the country. Because my theory is that throughout the past 70 or whatever years of these communist nations, if you were passive, you died. They were starving to death. So the people who were willing to rip the food out of your hand and eat it to live ended up surviving. And the culture they build is out of my way. I'm taking what I have to take. So Japan, very. It's a very honor, honorific society. They say stand in line and the communist Chinese are like, out of my way. I'm taking what I have to take.

[Phil Labonte]

When I've been to Russia a couple times for. To play shows and I noticed the same kind of phenomenon. The Russian people kind of behave the same way in the airport. Like everyone just crams in. There's not really a lot of lines.

[Tim Pool]

Because all of the people who are honorable and passive and said I'll protect my neighbor died and starve to death because of the Soviets.

[Tony Ortiz]

Wow, I hadn't thought about it. Like that makes sense.

[Tim Pool]

Yep.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

How was TSA on on the way here? Given the government shutdown? I don't know where things relatively.

[Tony Ortiz]

I mean I have pre checked so I just rushed right through.

[Tim Pool]

Well, what about returning from.

[Tony Ortiz]

Oh, you mean. Oh, from Japan. Oh, it was easy. I have global entry, so. Oh wow. Do a skit. You scan your face and just.

[Tim Pool]

I was, I was a global citizen.

[Tony Ortiz]

I travel a lot. I love traveling.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Well, I'm really trying to wonder about the impact of this government shutdown. We haven't mentioned it.

[Tony Ortiz]

It. I, I don't. I can't.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Practically affects people.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

We're heading into almost the longest shutdown that we've ever had. I thought it was going to go for over a month given the incentives, but if not, if you know, people even like you who are at airports aren't seeing it. I think the major consequence right now is just that a lot of the military isn't getting paid or dhs, I think agents aren't getting paid and a lot of people in our government, but.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, average feel it. At least not right now.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Average American certainly. I don't believe even knows that the government is shut down.

[Phil Labonte]

No, most people don't.

[Tony Ortiz]

No, they don't. No, absolutely.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Because for most people that doesn't mean anything.

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[Dana]

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[Phil Labonte]

I, I don't know about most people.

[Tim Pool]

I, I learned that the government was shut down because I was filing an FTC complaint against Liquid Death. And you know, came across that the government has shut down. So it's not currently operating. But the website at least, so. But it's okay because we're talking. Oh, you know. Yeah, just something that's happening.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Liquid Death. That's such a dumb name. Oh, so edgy. Liquid death. No, it's, but it's really water.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, that's what they, that's what they market off. Being edgy. Wasn't it like originally. This is how I remembered it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Water is the gift of life.

[Tony Ortiz]

You gave up your soul if you drank it. Or you.

[Tim Pool]

That was one of the campaigns they did.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

This is the funny thing because the Krasnstein, the Brian Krasnstein posted a photo of himself drinking Liquid death, which, like, I think any reasonable person can conclude he's doing it because I was beefing with the CEO, which has just turned the beef into a partisan tribal issue, which is generally just bad for any brand unless you're a media brand in one particular space. And so it's like the crazy thing about this, I have been, I have seen so many messages from conservatives who want to see Liquid Death fail because they hex their water with a witch doctor. And they had some like, it's some like witch curse or something.

[Tony Ortiz]

They did just tap water. So like hexing tap water.

[Tim Pool]

Well, the water is like Virginia spring water or something.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Oh.

[Tim Pool]

And then the water they use for their, for their most, their soft drinks, which is the majority of drinks they make is. The CEO said it was reverse osmosis. Municipal tap water from Los Angeles.

[Tony Ortiz]

So they're hexing tap water from la.

[Tim Pool]

But here's the thing is I'm, you're seeing all these posts now because of this controversy where conservatives are like, guys, this is a satanic brand promoting witches, witch doctors, demons and selling your soul. Don't buy from them. And my attitude was like, I don't care about any of that. My concern is that it's a fake environmental claim and the dude's a liar and more so he just won't stop doubling down on it. But it's turning into a culture war issue because Christian conservatives are like, wait a Minute. What do you mean? They are satanic and have witches curse their water. And I'm just like, that has nothing to do with me. That was never my complaint or arguments. But you're seeing a bunch of Christian conservatives now be like, we're gonna cancel this woke company. And Brian Krasnstein was like, let's make sure we give him a reason.

[Tony Ortiz]

Of course.

[Tim Pool]

Posting a picture like, why would he, why would you do that?

[Tony Ortiz]

Why would you look at like 4 foot 10 Brian Krasnstein like promoting your brand?

[Tim Pool]

Bro, If I, if I was at, if I was at a beverage company and the Krasenstein started drinking, I'd be like, oh crap. Because all that's, all that's guaranteed to happen is conservatives started attacking the Krasenstein's and in turn attacking Liquid death as being woke as bad as left. There you go. I mean if you want to make your brand political and burn it down like this. But you know, the funny thing is the, the CEO won't stop tweeting at me because he's got like no media experience and he keeps incriminating himself to the point now where this morning I get a notification that he's tweeting at someone accusing there's like a prominent. A person with like 15,000 followers was like, oh, wow, you're committing fraud basically. So now because the CEO just won't shut up about it, he's being accused of committing fraud on his donations and has like a legal response being like, no, no, we've done all the right thing or whatever.

[Tony Ortiz]

Marketing department disaster. Your CEO is just a total idiot.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, but I'm curious in this regard because we're so, I mean, full disclosure, we are filing an FTC complaint. We already have the draft complain complaint done and we're going after them for misleading claims and a variety of factors. And this is a government's regulatory body, which means we don't have any costs. I submit the complaint and if the FTC agrees, then they file and then liquid death has to go to a legal battle with the US government. However, what's happened now is there are a bunch of conservatives that are trying to make this into a woke Bud Light scenario because Liquid Death is like satanic. And, and the attitude from a lot of people is don't buy their drinks. They have witches curse their beverage. You got to push out any cultural references that promote Satanism, even as a joke.

[Tony Ortiz]

It's just kind of a pain in the ass to buy canned water. That's, that's, that's the thing to Me, it's just a pain in the ass.

[Phil Labonte]

Personally, I like seltzer. So, you know, you know, I can't.

[Tony Ortiz]

Like, you know, you can't. Like here, I can drink this water. I can seal it back up. I can.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Can.

[Tony Ortiz]

You know, but with a can, like, you have to commit to the whole can.

[Tim Pool]

Here's, here's some more data for you guys. Did you know that all canned beverages have plastic inside them?

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And that plastic liners and cans are more susceptible to heat damage delineation, which can delamination. I'm sorry. Which can result in the plastics going into your food more than a plastic water bottle.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's why we have microplastics in our.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I have so much plastics in my balls that I don't even give a anymore.

[Tony Ortiz]

I follow Brian. I follow Brian Johnson. Don't die.

[Tim Pool]

Which one?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

One.

[Tim Pool]

The liver king guy or the don't die guy?

[Tony Ortiz]

No, not the live. Not the fraud guy.

[Tim Pool]

They're both. The alien guy.

[Tony Ortiz]

They're kind of alien guy.

[Tim Pool]

Not, not the liver. Not, not the steroid guy. The, the alien guy. Yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

Not the steroid guy.

[Tim Pool]

The. Was he. He was on steroids, right?

[Phil Labonte]

Oh, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

Oh, yeah. No, I actually like Johnson only only because he publishes all this. The, the, the alien guy. The guy that doesn't want to die.

[Tim Pool]

When we're joking about both of them. You're like, I actually like Brian Johnson. I'm like, don't die.

[Tony Ortiz]

Brian Johnson. Alien Brian Johnson. He has a, like a documentary on Netflix. But he publishes all his data. And he was talking specifically about the microplastics in his testicles. And he's said that he's effectively found a way to, to, to, to reduce them. And it's by using the sauna. Every day he uses the sauna.

[Tim Pool]

Oh. So it's, it, it circulates like it.

[Tony Ortiz]

Actually does, like flush out the system.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I feel like that kills your sperm count too, though.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, yeah. Yes, you're correct. And he's talked about this. He ices his balls Note when he's in the sauna.

[Tim Pool]

He's got an ice pack on his balls.

[Tony Ortiz]

He also publishes data on his. On how long his morning goods are and stuff.

[Tim Pool]

The guy's finished, this guy.

[Phil Labonte]

I want to know.

[Tim Pool]

I'm actually that I, I, I want to say this.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

His age.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yes.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Isn't he like 50, 60?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. But he has high tea. That's a sign of a healthy man. Is you still get morning woods.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Wow.

[Tim Pool]

I just want to say I actually am somewhat of a Fan of the guy.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, he's great.

[Tim Pool]

But he is a weirdo.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, yeah, but he's great. We Weirdo.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah. He reminds me of Ian. I feel like Ian would ice his balls in the sauna.

[Tim Pool]

Ian likes to talk about how his biological age is lower than his actual age.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

He does look very young.

[Tim Pool]

It's because he locks him. He's in his. So there's two things that benefit Ian's age. No sunlight and caloric deprivation. That's not a joke.

[Phil Labonte]

He doesn't eat.

[Tim Pool]

Huh. He. Look at him. He's a twig.

[Phil Labonte]

Well, I mean, yeah.

[Tony Ortiz]

How old is he?

[Phil Labonte]

About 50, 45.

[Tim Pool]

He's 45.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I thought he was in his 30s when I first met him. He still, I think looks wear one.

[Tony Ortiz]

Of those aura rings and it tells me I'm younger than my. My biolog is younger. It says six years younger.

[Phil Labonte]

What's your biological age?

[Tony Ortiz]

It says I'm 33.

[Phil Labonte]

So you're.

[Tony Ortiz]

I'm actually almost 40. Almost 40, yeah.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I hear Mexicans have a hard wall that once they get past it, they turn into.

[Tony Ortiz]

I think that's the women.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No. Oh, just the women.

[Tony Ortiz]

They. They become tortas. I think the tortas.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Is that a slur?

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, I'm brown, so I can say this.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Okay.

[Tony Ortiz]

Can I. Yeah, I give you the pass. You can say towards it.

[Tim Pool]

Well, he could pass from Mexican if he wanted to.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Do you think so?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, we were. We were worried about you a lot.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You do you think so? As a Mexican in.

[Tony Ortiz]

I. I wouldn't. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were talking Spanish to me in the thing over there, telling me to plug in stuff in the wall.

[Tim Pool]

Like I was. We, we got, we got really worried that a lot was going to self harm when we heard Bolton got indicted.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So we were trying to do a.

[Tony Ortiz]

I thought about you.

[Phil Labonte]

I was afraid that you're.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Dude, I did get pissed off. Seamus. Jump off. I was like, this guy's being so coy with me. He's like, hey, how you keep it. Are you standing up right now hear the John Bolton news, like Seamus, Any laws that John Bolton broke, he should be held to the highest standard of the law and be prosecuted to the highest level of the law for anything.

[Tim Pool]

He or any laws that he's working on.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

A party.

[Tim Pool]

A prison break already.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I'd suspect that this will eventually be tossed. That this case will be tossed. Yeah, we'll see. It's actually very reminiscent.

[Tim Pool]

Have you seen the.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Have you seen the classified documents case?

[Tim Pool]

No, that's way worse.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

He apparently was, like, sharing it with.

[Tim Pool]

His family members to make money.

[Phil Labonte]

Money.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Wasn't he, like, seeing it too?

[Tony Ortiz]

He's like, oh, I've got more coming, or something to that effect.

[Tim Pool]

And it was having third parties leak it or whatever. I don't think he's cooked.

[Tony Ortiz]

Your boy's cooked.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Look, if.

[Tim Pool]

You should be happy about this, because that means there's room for a new Bolton.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Could be you.

[Tim Pool]

It could be you. You know what I mean? Like, you're. Hey, you're. You're in the White House and, you know, you're the press and you see Trump and you say, Mr. President, with John Bolton being indicted, there's now an opening for someone like, like Bolton.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You know, it's like, what would John Bolton say in the Oval? Like, why don't you bomb Venezuela? Maybe I'll just start telling, like, trying to start tweeting.

[Tim Pool]

You need to ask him, Mr. President, now that Bolton's gone, do you need someone to take the fall for being a warmonger? Because I'm right here, bro.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You need a war hawk in the. You know how, like, you move over the Overton window.

[Tony Ortiz]

You were talking about how, like, ICE agents are taking tips from, like, right wing journalists. You can be like that, but for, like, war, you can give tips.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think there is something to be said, though, about former administration officials being indicted in the new form of the administration. I also do wonder if the people in the current administration do wonder about their prospects for a criminal prosecution in the future once they leave office. Tom Homan's wrapped up in this 50k scandal. They're calling Stephen Miller a fascist and saying that whatever he's directing to happen with ICE and DHS is criminal. Same with Kristi Noem. So I do think it's fascinating. I do wonder if any of his cabinet thinks, oh, maybe I could be thrown under the bus down the line.

[Tim Pool]

This is your pitch, bro. You need to pitch to Trump that you can be the bolt and heel of the administration. So when Trump is like, we gotta bob Venezuela, you say, I got this, Mr. President. You go on TV and say, I'm bombing Venezuela. And Trump can go, oh, no, wait, don't do it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

If he needs somebody to, like, be able to say, like, oh, this madman's whispering in my ear, telling me to bomb you guys. Like, I don't want to give him what he wants. Like, I hope you guys could talk me out of it.

[Tony Ortiz]

You can be that madman.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Like, hey, he's saying, send Tomahawks. Putin. I don't know I'm thinking maybe I should take his advice. Maybe I should send some tomahawks.

[Tim Pool]

Here's the question though. Do you think the corporate press is still pro Israel or they. Are they anti Israel Israel?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I don't think there is a monolith when it comes to the so called corporate.

[Tim Pool]

It used to be all pro Israel.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Is Al Jazeera corporate media.

[Tim Pool]

We didn't, I'm saying back in the day when you had these, these principal news brands, NBC, cnn, msnbc, Fox News, the one thing they'd all agree on was support for Israel. Al Jazeera of course is rising up relatively, it's relatively new actually. I don't think we have Al Jazeera America. They went out of business. So people in the US get access to Al Jazeera English, which I think is what, like in the UK or something. Something. But now I'm wondering with, with the current trends among the left, Fox News of course is still pro Israel. They got Mark. Mark, was it Mark Levin. But I'd have to imagine MSNBC is now has. It has to be anti Israel.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

There definitely isn't the consensus there that there used to be. Same with cnn definitely with their new Muslim hosts over at msnbc. I believe they had Mehdi Hassan for a little bit and then they also had like, I don't know, his little brother cousin.

[Phil Labonte]

If you, if you listen to like Morning Joe, which still styles itself as kind of the inside Washington morning show to watch generally that's pro Israel, even though they do have a lot of people that are considerably further left than you would likely hear on Fox News. But when it comes to like the actual daytime stuff, I think it's probably pretty consistently anti Israel on msnbc and I imagine that's a similar, similar phenomenon with cnn.

[Tim Pool]

We're gonna go to your super chats in Rumble rant. So smash the like button. Share the show with literally everyone you know. You can follow me in X and Instagram at Tim Cast. Of course the Rumble only uncensored portion of the show will be coming up at [e-mail] Timcast IRL make sure to check that out. Don't miss it. And you got to join our discord [e-mail] community is our strength. Unity is our strength. And they say diversity is our strength. They mean their strength. They mean fracturing, dividing and conquering. Join the Tim Cast Discord server because we are working on some pretty big announcements. We are going to be, we're experimenting this Friday with Tim Cast irl. The plan is to pre record a little bit earlier in the day. Because usually the Friday night shows, there's not a whole lot of news as it is and we generally go conversational. So we're like, let's do a little bit earlier and bring in the Discord members in the last half another show instead of the super chats and have them be more involved with the main show that will then premiere. At the same time. We're trying to find ways to keep people more involved and do more community work with the Discord. So check that out. We also have a big event coming up at the DC Comedy Loft November 8th. Get your tickets now. They are going to disappear fast. Still preferred seating available, but. But this is modern dating. We've got Emily Saves America, Alex Stein, Myron Gaines, Brian Shapiro and myself. We've done this. This would be, I think, our fourth. This is our fourth one. Right. And all of them effectively sold out. So I recommend getting your tickets and showing up. It's hilarious. It's good fun. You, as members of the audience, are invited to join us on the debate stage. The way it works, we do about a half an hour of general conversation. Then we invite people who have submitted their point of view on the subject matter, which in this case, it's dating in the modern age. You come up, you make your point. You about a minute at the microphone. And if your point is well received, you are invited to join the debate for the next five or so minutes. And if you're really good, you stay up there for longer. So we consider it to be like Jubilee meets Kill Tony and guys come. It's a lot of fun. We do have another one coming up the next week after we had to move it because of no Kings protest. So check it out. But for now, let's grab your rumble rants. We got Mason M93 says the Clinton stole everything not nailed down from the White House when her husband left office. Can they literally do nothing but accuse the right of their own crimes?

[Phil Labonte]

They stole 190, an estimated $190,000 worth of property from the White House. And then they are. If I understand correctly, they returned or paid for about 80,000 of it. So they still. Pardon me.

[Tony Ortiz]

What did they steal?

[Phil Labonte]

Dishes. Like everything. Everything that wasn't nailed down was taken from her.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yeah, I said Monica's Lewinsky's innocence was taken from her.

[Phil Labonte]

That's when she.

[Tim Pool]

An adult.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

She was a very young adult.

[Phil Labonte]

She was an adult.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

She was, I think years old. She was an intern.

[Phil Labonte]

She was an intern. It was. It Was a. A. I don't play that for him.

[Tim Pool]

To do, but I don't play these leftist games.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

And she actually was opportunistically working with the president during shutdown. Actually a government shutdown where some of the other employees weren't there. So she had the opportunity to move up the ranks.

[Phil Labonte]

She was working with him.

[Tim Pool]

I don't. I don't play these like leftist games of like, oh, the man had power and she didn't. It's like, bro, people make choices.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think there is a little bit of a dynamic for miners to the president and an intern. But nope, not an illegal. I.

[Tim Pool]

This is leftism stuff, dude. Where it's like, I had no choice because my boss told me to do it.

[Phil Labonte]

What are you talking about?

[Tim Pool]

You say, I'm leaving, I think. And then. But this is the point. If Bill Clinton grabbed her and threw her down and got on top of her, I'd be like, whoa, man, that's crazy. He was like, you want to hook up? And she was like, yeah. And I'm like, what's the problem when you're that famous? Don't do it. Don't do it at work. That's messed up.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

You know what I mean?

[Phil Labonte]

The. The idea that people don't have agency is something that the left loves to use. They love to say that victims are victims because they don't have the ability to stop or they. They don't have enough agency to. To. To say no for themselves. And that you see it, whether it be people that are committing crimes or you see it on an international level with like the Gaza, Israel stuff, like all the people in Gaza, they had to attack Israel. It wasn't, you know, it's not their fault. They were being oppressed and blah, blah, blah. You see that kind of stuff all the time. And I don't out of hand.

[Tim Pool]

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky were both adults. They consented and they did it at work. That's the problem.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I agree.

[Tim Pool]

They both get in trouble.

[Tony Ortiz]

Illegal.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

But it probably wasn't unfortunate. Un Untoward for the president to be. It was very bad in that type.

[Tim Pool]

Of cheating on his wife, I believe. I mean, I get office Hillary. You know what I mean?

[Tony Ortiz]

She used to be attractive when she was.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I was. I've been trying to tell them this and they don't.

[Tony Ortiz]

She looks like.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Can we pull up the old photos with the glasses? I swear she looks like one of my ex girlfriends.

[Tim Pool]

That is. You are wrong.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Wait, are we put.

[Tim Pool]

Let's hold on.

[Tony Ortiz]

I gotta search college she looked attractive. She looked like Sabrina Carpenter a little bit when she was younger. No, I'm not joking.

[Tim Pool]

Definitely the face.

[Tony Ortiz]

The face.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Know about the body 100. Not just curls.

[Phil Labonte]

I will say now, nowadays, Monica Lewinsky looks really good.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Wow.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. Nowadays she does.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Okay.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. I'm gonna go and say.

[Phil Labonte]

No, no, that's.

[Tim Pool]

You're gonna say.

[Tony Ortiz]

You're gonna.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Great photo you got with those cheekbones, those high cheekbones.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's an older photo. And they're.

[Phil Labonte]

Well, they're all different.

[Tony Ortiz]

Well, it's a different photo than the one I saw.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think I know which one. You know what I'm talking about as well.

[Tim Pool]

This one?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No, with the glasses. This is too young.

[Tony Ortiz]

It's like a high school cooler there.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

What?

[Tim Pool]

What?

[Tony Ortiz]

College kid, whatever. Like, did we need a different photo?

[Tim Pool]

Oh, I know. I know it. Hold on. There's the adult one you're talking about. It won't come over. Here we go. You're talking about this one a lot.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

That's not bad, man. That's not bad. The turtleneck, is it?

[Tony Ortiz]

I mean, have you seen the. That the size of an average American woman nowadays.

[Tim Pool]

Okay, a lot's talking about this one. That's not.

[Tony Ortiz]

That's Hillary Clinton.

[Tim Pool]

That's Florence Pugh.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

What?

[Tony Ortiz]

Who's that?

[Tim Pool]

Oh, okay. Oh, wait, hold on. You're saying she was too young in those? Okay, here you go. Aladdin.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No, this is when she fell off.

[Tony Ortiz]

She fell off at, like, six.

[Tim Pool]

All right, come on. How many. How many do I got? Is that. Are you kidding?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

An innocent, young Hillary Claire?

[Tony Ortiz]

Right?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Let's get the next Super Chat.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Can we say I. I don't. I don't think I. I don't think so.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

No.

[Tony Ortiz]

There was. There was at least one time.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, I. I know which one. I know which one. A lot's talking about. You guys are talking about this one. All right, I'm done screwing with you guys. I know what photo you're talking about the whole time.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Do you?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah, I do. It's another troll photo, isn't it? Of course.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

We'll see. I. I don't think that there's actually. There was a time.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It looks like a nice American woman.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, but could you imagine, like, if you went back in time and you met her, she looks. You just. You ever see Shallow? Hell, yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Where Jack Black, he only sees what people are really like. You would see her, but it would look like. It would look like this. You'd like. Everyone would see this, and you would see this. There's nothing you can do about it.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I think she looks like a quintessential American woman in that film.

[Tim Pool]

She'd be like, young. And here's the thing, too, like she's not yet become the warmongering desperate that Elad is so turned on by.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Is that.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, that's really what it is, isn't it? It's her willing. You were like, when she was running for president, she was like, I would create a no fly zone over Syria, thereby making it almost guaranteed that the US would go to war with Russia. You were like, now we're talking, baby.

[Tim Pool]

That gets me hot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You see, when she says at first we're gonna have a no fly zone over Syria, Eli's like, that's what I'm talking about. Then she's told that would mean war with Russia and she goes, I know. Eli goes, be still my beating heart. And then when she goes, we came, we saw, he died. Eli goes, that was the L line.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I really want to get the Warhawks going. That's the line.

[Phil Labonte]

Jesus.

[Tim Pool]

All right, anyway, let's read more of these chats. Offensive E T R D says, I don't believe they are anti fatim. Not all of them. They have stood. They have stand down orders from the mayor and head of the department. They literally just stood there. They didn't willfully shield them bad. Take this is what I'm talking about. Back the blue no matter who. This is. This. What is this? The conservative. Back the blue no matter who. Like literally you have communist cops being like, you're free to go. Antifa. Woman, woman. And they're like, nah. But he didn't know. I'm like, are you kidding, bro?

[Phil Labonte]

Ridiculous. Totally.

[Tim Pool]

The cop literally says the DHS guy, well, we don't know what she's running from. You didn't see her using daylight flashlights blasting the cops.

[Tony Ortiz]

Why are you standing there then if you don't know, if you're not watching what's going on, why are you here?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, why would you be like, I'm not involved and walk away? He obstructed DHS from arresting her and then she ran away. The cops protected her. This is insane that conservatives are like, all cops are always good no matter what. What? Back the blue no matter who. It's the stupidest thing imaginable. I'm sorry, I just. It's just insane.

[Phil Labonte]

It is.

[Tim Pool]

There are going to be antifa guys who intentionally get jobs as police officers. And I will add this to that, to the argument. You Got a good cop, he's been in the force for 10 years. And he's like, I'm going to clean these streets up. Then they go, oh, hey, Officer Smith, I'd like to introduce you to your new boss, Antifa. And the antifa guy goes, I want you to protect terrorists. And he goes, okay. Am I supposed to be okay with that? It's like, but, but the antifa is telling them what to do. I'm like, yeah, so quit. Dude, the good cops have already quit a long time ago. We saw it during COVID Yes. All right. KL Tanker says last night you talked about the Panera lemonade. It was lemonade. A lemonade dispenser. But it had a giant sign saying charged lemonade with clean caffeine powered by green coffee extract. Agreed. I don't think, think. What was it like 200 and something milligrams per per cup?

[Tony Ortiz]

Didn't somebody die from.

[Tim Pool]

That's what we're talking about.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So a cup of coffee has around 90 milligrams. 400. Come on, that's. Dude, a cup of coffee has around 90. So I'm. I, I track the total caffeine milligrams in all the drinks that I have when I, when I have coffee in the morning. Did you know that cold brew, a couple cold brew is like 300. Insane. Yeah. So I drink like only half of a cup of cold brew because it's insane. We got these yerba mates and they have 150. I track all that stuff. But if you saw a dispenser that said caffeinated drink and you're thinking it's probably fine. You don't realize there's 400 milligrams of caffeine. That's crazy. But whatever man.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I don't know everything super sized nowadays.

[Tim Pool]

Well, apparently she kept filling it back up and drinking more and then she had. She'd killed herself because she was too much cat giffing. Sh. Wa says Tom Hardy did do the final voice of Bane. His lines were muffled because of the mask, so he had to go back to do ADR after filming. He based the voice on a Romanian gypsy he knew Talks like girls. Don't start. Get real. Power over me. That was terrible.

[Tony Ortiz]

No Romanian gypsy sounded like that.

[Tim Pool]

I. But you know, here's the problem was that the Joker was too good. It was like the best joker in any Batman media ever. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the fan theories about Dark Knight Joker. Like that he was ex military, that he was actually the actual Good guy. You guys know that the Joker in Dark Knight was the good guy, right?

[Tony Ortiz]

No, that's a wild theory.

[Tim Pool]

It's. It's. It's true.

[Tony Ortiz]

I love crazy theories like that.

[Tim Pool]

It's not crazy. If you actually watch the movie and then watch Dark Knight Rises, you can see everything Joker did. What did he do? He got rid of the mob, and he got rid of vigilantism. He got rid of an emotionally overzealous prosecutor. He cleaned up Gotham. Batman flees. Joker succeeds in most of what he tried to do. Batman stops him on his last plot. And then Dark Knight Rises starts. Batman's retired. The mafia is gone. Gotham is clean. Bane then comes back with the. The. The what? You call it the League of Shadows, saying, like, no, we're not going to let it go, and we're going to blow it up again. And then Batman comes out of retirement to stop Bane. They expect one of us to be the rubble.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I haven't seen Batman. I'm sorry.

[Tim Pool]

I don't.

[Phil Labonte]

You haven't seen those movies. They're worth watching.

[Tim Pool]

That's why everyone. That's. What. No one likes you a lot. Okay. Because all men do is talk about Batman all the time, and you don't. And so you're.

[Tony Ortiz]

This is why you like war.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Talking about. Yeah. War irl not more irl.

[Tony Ortiz]

Not Batman.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Iron well, war IRL is more. Kind of more fascinating.

[Tim Pool]

Batman is the most powerful superhero in all of comic book existence. Wow. Technically, it's not true because there's, like, Marvel's one above all or whatever. But in terms of individual superheroes on Earth or actually in almost every circumstance, the. The general concept of what Batman is is that given enough time, he can overcome any uptime thing. That's the theory. It's like Batman is smart enough to overcome any obstacle with enough preparation. So when they did the Marvel crossover with. With dc, Batman defeats the Hulk by throwing tear gas, throwing nerve gas at the Hulk, and then striking his solar plexus, forcing Hulk to inhale and then passing out. So Batman, a regular human with technical ability. That's why Batman and Iron man are like my favorite characters, because they're just people. They're just guys. You know, you got these people, like, Captain Marvel's the worst. Especially in the movie. She's like, I just have power for no reason. And it's just. Shut up. Batman's a dude who's like, I'm going to train and, you know, fight for justice.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

So relatable. You could be Batman if you work hard enough.

[Tim Pool]

Right, That's. That's the general idea. Like, anyone can be a superhero. Like Batman. Iron man invented stuff. Although he's kind of a dick. That was kind of the point of Iron man was to create a villain in every way but his deeds. So he's an alcoholic, womanizing, cussing, billionaire industrialist. You should hate him. But he's the hero, so it was like an interesting dichotomy.

[Phil Labonte]

He's great.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's read some more. All right, let's see. Hitler was a vegetarian. That's interesting. Says, I work in film. Gavin's new tax. Tax incentive now requires us to start every meeting with a landing. What? With a land acknowledgment. And we are required to attach a land acknowledgment to every call sheet. No way. That's true.

[Phil Labonte]

That can't be true.

[Tim Pool]

Someone checked that. You need a patriot because it's believable, right?

[Eliot Eliyahu]

What's the law that Native American in Hollywood, they have to do name for it.

[Tony Ortiz]

Oh, land acknowledgement.

[Tim Pool]

Land land acknowledgement law. All right.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I thought we were done with the land acknowledgement. Frankly, I thought that died along with.

[Tim Pool]

The king, gave the land back. Not in Canada, I'm not. Your buddy guy says civil war, who am I to speak out? Our government is just giving away land to the natives without consent of the landown. Kyle says liquid death CEO continues to crash out, and it's clearly hurting his brand. Can we start a campaign to get Spin Drift to switch to glass bottles too? Spindrift is amazing. I love Spindrift. And I believe. I believe that the Spindrift, there's some connection there. Like, I think maybe that company has an investment in liquid death or whatever. But what I will say, what's really funny about the liquid death thing is the CEO won't stop tweeting it me like it's now days later, and I don't even really care. So the gist of what happened is after we did the debate, I said at the end of the show, I was like, listen, if you fix your marketing, that's my principal complaint. I think the drinks are actually great. Low sugar is good. Just fix it. And he said he was gonna. And I said, okay. And then the issue was that people started posting about the bet he had made on stream where he challenged me. He claimed he never said 10% on his company's website. It did. And I called. I said, gentleman's bet. I'll. It's. It's 10%. He goes a million dollars and I was like, are you sure? Here you go. And I pulled it up and it says 10%. It said it for. For over a year. And there's three years of third party reporting confirming that his company said 10% of profit per can, which means gross profit. That's. That's legal. So he said a million bucks. And then people started posting. Tim Pool just won a million dollars. There was like a trend on X and so I tweeted out, give the million dollars to the. To five gyres, the company you already work with. I was basically saying, yeah, we're done. It was basically me closing off the Tim Pool won a million dollars. And I was basically saying, we're done with this. Go do your thing. I figured saying give a million dollars to the nonprofit you already donate to was basically saying, do nothing.

[Tony Ortiz]

Isn't he?

[Tim Pool]

At the proof, it just said, yeah, because he. Exactly. He could have been like, hey, let's go. Instead he tweeted at me, how about you issue a public apology to me and my company? Company, you're only doing this because I fired your skateboard friend. And if the. If the. If then after your apology, if the non profit agrees to an extended payment plan, we'll consider it or something like that. And then I was just like, holy crap, this dude's nuts. He's like, his ego is bigger than the plastic footprint they produce from their. From their can company. So I said, okay, go f yourself. I'll file the FTC complaint myself. And then what he did was, was he made. He. He kept tweeting increasing the amount of FTC violations that we believe we can present. It's. It's actually quite insane the amount of things he keeps saying which are like, dude, you can't say these things. And now there's potential defamation because he. He like, this dude has. Has bro, the CEO of Liquid that's having a mental breakdown over this. It's actually. I'm getting kind of nervous over how messed up he is. At first it was funny that he was crashing out. Now I'm genuinely concerned about his. His like potential self harm. He went on chat GPT and he made a fake graph posted through the corporate brand account where he was like, you, you pool boy's so mad cause his views are going down. And then it's just this fake thing that claims in 20, from 2012. Yes to 2024, Tim cast IRL got 1.1 million views per episode. Episode. And that in 2025 we only get 70, 000 views per episode. And I'm like, you know, the CEO of beverage company that brought in $333 million last year, went on chat GPT and made a fake graph to try and get at me because he's having a mental breakdown. And I'm just sitting here being like, listen, bro, I tweeted. I was like, let me get serious, dude. I'm. I'm a troll on X. I just. I say random things. I just posted a video of Ian in Crossland spraying water out of his mouth and blowing up a house like. Like a fire hose. I'm goofing off. This is the brand account of a company that has investors like Live Nation, apparently. I think it's like, Live Nation's an investor and a bunch of pro skateboarders. And this dude fabricated a graph to defame Tim Cast irl, exposing him not just to FTC violations, but now potential private litigation. Why would you do that? It's just. I'm like, bro, I tweeted him. I was like, you need media training. You're easily baited by troll posts. And this morning, the dude was tweeting at someone accusing him of a fraud. I'm like, listen, there are people that are like, tim, you're giving them publicity. I don't. I don't care.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

I'm.

[Tim Pool]

I'm goofing off. I posted my opinion on X. I.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Don'T care if the company.

[Tim Pool]

Company makes or breaks or do whatever. And now because of his statements, you've got people tweeting at him that he committed fraud with his. With. With donations, and they're having to respond to these allegations. Bro, you should have just said nothing. It's pretty. It's pretty messed up. And we have. We have four or five principal claims against him now because he won't shut up every time he tweets. There's a potential violation that. That our lawyer, like, we're talking with our lawyers, and we're like, yo, look what he's saying. And they're like, wow, wow. He's making the claims like. Like the FTC violations, potentially greater. It's pretty clear, though. It was funny, because I'll just say this when. When I. When I mentioned to my lawyer, I was like, we have a draft complaint to the ftc because they say death to plastic, but the cans are plastic. He was like, okay, I'll take a look. The next thing he said was when he saw the photo of the aluminum can with the metal strip from it, he. He like, holy crap. Because people don't know cans are actually Plastic bottles. So on aluminum can you drinking out of? It's actually when you strip the metal away. It's a plastic bag. You're drinking out of a plastic bag. People don't know that anyway.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Death to plastic. This guy sounds like a terrorist. We need to put him on a watch list. I love plastic. I'm pro. I'm part of Big plastic. I got plastic balls. I love big plastic.

[Tony Ortiz]

You need to go to the sauna.

[Phil Labonte]

Thanks for telling me about your balls a lot.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Yep.

[Tim Pool]

I will stress this too. Here's the important thing to understand. This is not a private action that's being taken with the ftc. It's. It's like I have, I have no, no cost on this. I submit it to the FTC and if the FTC moves forward, it costs me $0. So the only exposure is on there. And there's no reason for this to bring this up. So I have no problem saying all these things because I'm not in a private litigation. There is something called the Green Guides in the FTC that specifically regulates environmental claims. My understanding of it, I could be wrong, but this is my understanding is that they're trying to prevent people from claiming to be eco friendly by maligning any other product. The reason is you might get someone who says, don't use brick for your house. Brick is bad. For this reason. Use hardy board. And that may not be true. And then you're using false environmental claims to promote your business. It's an FTC violation. The thing about glass bottles is that you can use cork liner and you can make glass bottle products with paper stickers and cork liner that uses zero plastic. But this dude from Liquid Death keeps making the claim that glass has more plastic, falsely maligning a clean alternative. Why, when I asked him on the show, why didn't you use cork and glass, that it's too expensive. He's effectively saying we could use plastic free alternatives. But we lose money, we lose profit. It's an insane thing to say. And the dude keeps digging his grave deeper and deeper. That's why I keep tweeting at him, dude, stop, stop. Shut up. But he's like hell bent on, I guess, sinking the company. I was actually wondering like, I wonder if he got bad investors and he's regretting where the company's gone, so he's intentionally trying to nuke it so that the investors are forced to cancel and pull out and he gets his company back or something. I don't know. It just seems Insane that a CEO of a company that has revenues of $333 million for 2024 would be doing this degree of, like, you know, self harm. Let's. Let's grab some more D3. FEC says. Look up the battle of Athens, Tennessee. Indeed. Crazy Larry says Tim cast in a AAA video game. NASCAR 25. That's right. Did you guys know that Tim cast is in NASCAR 25? Oh, the NASCAR driver that we sponsor, Cody Dennison. We have the car right there behind me.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

It's a.

[Tim Pool]

It's right. Wait, wait. Put it back. Right there. That's the timing.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Wait.

[Tim Pool]

Tim Cast car. That's ice age Magic, the Gathering and fallen empires. This is right here, the NASCAR model car. Cody Denison gave it to me. We sponsor him Arco Racing, and I think. I think he's got a pickup truck as well as a car.

[Phil Labonte]

He does.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And it's in the NASCAR video game. There's so cool. It's like I just. I'm great. Eternally grateful. It's amazing. Shout out, Cody.

[Phil Labonte]

Now, granted, this isn't going to be in the NASCAR video game, but there is a lawnmower. That's the Tim Cast lawnmower.

[Tim Pool]

There is a Tim Cast lawnmower eraser. Yeah. We can mod the game. Yeah. So I think. I don't. Is the game out now? Because we're getting a copy for sure. We were talking to Cody about it. He's been sending me images of it too. When did it come out? Coming out November 11th. Yeah. Yo, that's crazy. It's. It's super cool. I'm a big fan. You know, like, Allison and I were playing poker one day. This is like, this is before the baby. And on all the TVs was Arco Racing. And we're like, holy crap. Like, we're watching the Tim Cast car on tv. So cool. Super cool. The one Freeman says Hillary Clinton claiming it's not his house is rich considering she had to return a bunch of furniture when she and Bill were evicted from the same house.

[Tony Ortiz]

Yep.

[Tim Pool]

It's not his house. She was evicted.

[Phil Labonte]

Connected. Get out of here.

[Tim Pool]

All right. The laughing dead says shout out to Tony. He's a good dude. Won't even take hit piece money.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Why he.

[Tony Ortiz]

The amount we. We talked about this in the green room. Like, the amount of people who have offered me money to not run articles is notable. Notable.

[Tim Pool]

This one's funny, Reggie. Dan lz says, I'm starting to feel like Tim's mad because he didn't know canned goods were lined with plastic. Yes. That is Quite literally what I said, I am mad about, he adds, or this is over his friend. Indeed it is not. The only reason I didn't go after Liquid Death sooner was because I was friends with Richie, who was on their team when they fired him. I said, okay, I don't got to be polite to you guys anymore. That was basically the gist. Richie went out of his way every day to make sure that he was promoting liquid Death. So I was like. Like, I'm not going to start a big spat and go after liquid Death. And I gotta be honest, I tweeted one thing and I thought that was it. Like, I tweeted companies all the time. I tweet things about, you know, Taco Bell and what it does to your gut. And the next day. But I love Taco Bell.

[Phil Labonte]

It's so good.

[Tim Pool]

Nobody from Taco Bell attacks me or anything like that. So when. When they fired the entire skate team, I was like, there's nothing holding back my disc. My concern over what they do. Coca Cola doesn't claim to destroy plastic. Sprite, Pepsico, they don't say death to plastic. They don't tell you you're fighting plastic. They're not trying to mislead you. And so I am quite literally angry that we spent thousands of dollars on liquid death because I thought aluminum can and death to plastic and infinitely recyclable meant it was a metal can. Infinitely recyclable is a lie. It's. It's just not true. And he said 80% of people are buying for recyclability. He's lying. You can't recycle those cans infinitely because they have plastic in them. Yep. You have to burn the plastic off with crate, which. Which creates emissions has to be filtered out and the filters become garbage. And the cans are only upwards of 70% recycled because you need what's called virgin aluminum for structural integrity of aluminum cans. So he keeps playing this game where he's trying to insinuate there's no plastic and the cans are infinitely recycled. And he told me on the show that I said, if I drink this, melt the can down, can it be reformed into a new can? He said, yes, that's a lie. So what I don't like is if he came out and said, I'm sorry, I didn't realize people weren't aware of this. We thought because we're substantially less plastic, it was better. I would have been like, I feel ya. Instead he was like, nope, we're fucking fine. F you. Apologize. And I was like, okay. Dude. But for the rest of you, smash the like button. Share the show with everyone you know. We're going to the uncensored portion of the show. That'll [e-mail] timcast irl. Follow me on X and Instagram at Tim Cast. Join the discord [e-mail] Tony do you want to shout anything out?

[Tony Ortiz]

Yeah. If you're a Texan and you're listening to this, to this and watching, you need to follow us. We're like a must follow for Texans that are into politics. We're a right leaning organization just at current Revolt on Twitter but more preferably current revolt.com right on.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

Tony, it's been very chill having you on irl. I love your journalism and I would like to see more people in the media space follow your lead. Your your great inspiration. I hope appreciate that to me and to many others. My name is a lot Eliyahu everybody. I'm a White House correspondent here at Tim Cast. Thank you guys for tuning in and if you are celebrating Diwali, please have a good Diwali.

[Phil Labonte]

You're not just you're not a White House correspondent.

[Eliot Eliyahu]

You are the White House correspondent here at Tim Cast.

[Phil Labonte]

You need to get the credit for where it's due. The only one I am Phil that remains on Twix. I just did a feature, a new song by called Cannibals by a band called Zillion. You can go to, you can go to Spotify right now and download it. Check it out. I'm really proud of how it came out out. If you want to check out my band, my band is all that remains. You can check us out on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Deezer. Don't forget the left lane is for crime.

[Tim Pool]

We will see you [e-mail] Tim IRL in about 30 seconds. Thanks for hanging out.