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Donald Trump
Or lost. I'm gonna pull over and ask that man for directions.
Democratic Politician
Hi there.
Donald Trump
We're looking to get to the campground. Well, you're gonna take a left at
Phil Labonte
the old oak tree end of this here road.
Tate Brown
No, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.
Donald Trump
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Tim Pool
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Donald Trump
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Tate Brown
Okay, here's those directions.
Tim Pool
Actually, can you point us in the
Summer Lee
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Tim Pool
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Tim Pool
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So we will be largely just watching this and fact checking and providing light commentary as we listen to what the President has to say about the current state of affairs in this country. And of course Democrats pregame show where they're boycotting the State of the Union address, saying that they're not going to go and oh boy, it's going to be a silly night. There's a bunch of rumors circulating. One a false rumor that Thomas Massie would be joining the Democrats and, and sitting alongside them. That's not true. Everybody's tweeting it, the news is reporting it, and Massey literally posted a picture from his seat on the Republican side of the aisle as they prepare for the State of the Union. So, man, so much fake news going around. But we'll talk about that, plus some of the other rumors as we. We're going to be chilling and waiting. I actually ordered some pizzas, which should be here. Not too late, actually, because the rumor is Donald Trump is going to be speaking for three hours. 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So Again, go to wallet.rumble.com Download the app and don't forget my friends also smash that like button Share the show right now, take that URL, post it everywhere maybe we've got the watch party for for the Donald Trump State of the Union address coming up 9pm and in the meantime we'll be watching the Democrats weird version where they're boycotting and having the people's State of the Union, which is a weird thing to call it cuz Trump was elected by the people. But sure. And a couple of the stories that will pop up. We'll have a general conversation as we flow through this. Joining us tonight to talk about this and to comment on the gentle musings of the president is Jay Dyer.
Jay Dyer
Thank you. Glad to be here.
Tim Pool
Who are you? What do you do?
Jay Dyer
Jasonalysis.com I am an author. Written four books. Three on Hollywood. The third one is out right now with three you can get it my website, Jason Alice.com in the shop host of the Alex Jones show for the last six years and I write for the Sam Hyde Show.
Tim Pool
All right. On thanks for hanging out. We got Tate Brown holding it down.
Tate Brown
What is going on, Patriots? I'm happy to be here on such a wonderful occasion. Jubilation for plan trusters. I think this could be a victory lap for us today. In all seriousness, three hours. I mean I love President Trump. I'm loyal to him. I would die in a ditch for him. But three hour speech?
Tim Pool
I mean you would die in a ditch for him.
Tate Brown
Yeah, but I know about a three hour speech that's pretty long. So we're getting pizza. We should be good.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Tate Brown
What company Dyer is fantastic.
Tim Pool
What is it the speculation, the prediction markets are saying it's going to be, like, three hours longer.
Tate Brown
I just saw a tweet and I believed it instantly.
Tim Pool
I know. Yeah, me too. Yeah, I see a lot of tweets. You know, like, someone could post a video from, like, 2016 of, like, a rave, and they could tell me that it's like, new York under siege. Aliens. And I'm like, that must. That must be true.
Tate Brown
I see flight, law dogs. I'm just in a trance. Like, no, really? Whoa. Okay, Phil.
Phil Labonte
Hello, everybody. My name is Phil labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band all that Remains. I'm an anti communist and a counter revolutionary. What's up, Carter?
Tim Pool
I heard y' all say three hours. Your camera is off. What? Oh, my God. All right, Tim, what's up?
Democratic Politician
Oh, hey.
Phil Labonte
You seem like you're surprised that I. I go to you every day.
Tim Pool
No, no, I'm not surprised. I just jump to the wide view so you can grab the camera. Let's do that. Yeah, Carter's here. He's pressing buttons, but I'm excited. Why is your camera. Is your camera not. Oh, it is off. Normally when it's off, it turns green.
Phil Labonte
It's weird.
Tim Pool
All right, everybody, so here's the big. Here's the big news. Check this out. We've got the. In 24 minutes, the Democratic lawmakers. People's State of the Union rally during Trump's address. And, you know, poor John Fetterman, he's been begging Democrats to please respect the office and to chill out, and they can't. There's. There are rumors that they wanted to bring illegal immigrants with them to the State of the Union. So I don't know that that's true because there's a couple stories that say they're bringing the mother of an illegal immigrant. Right? Yeah. Because I don't think they actually want to break the law.
Tate Brown
Right.
Tim Pool
You know, they're scared to do it.
Tate Brown
If Stephen Miller's. There's going to be, like, shaking.
Phil Labonte
Shaking Will jump out of his seat and jump off the balcon.
Tim Pool
No, no, no. He jumps up onto the. Onto the. Onto one of the lecterns on all fours and then lunges.
Tate Brown
Yeah, yeah, base. But that'd be great.
Phil Labonte
I would be fine.
Tim Pool
And Trump goes, good work, Stephen. We appreciate it.
Tate Brown
No one doesn't like him.
Phil Labonte
If you didn't bring him, it wouldn't
Tim Pool
have had to happen. I. Jay was asking if this is going to be three hours of us impersonating Donald Trump, and, yes, that's it.
Jay Dyer
By the way, why did you just admit right now that you want to kill all the immigrants?
Donald Trump
Clip it.
Jay Dyer
Got it.
Phil Labonte
Bloodthirsty.
Tate Brown
There you go.
Phil Labonte
Bloodthirsty.
Tim Pool
That's why we were talking about how nobody debates anymore. And Tate was pointing out that for a lot of these, you know, smaller leftists, they come on these shows just to get a clip to go viral so they can build an audience, so they'll say things that, you know, you know, I love about those debates is we'll start like this. Let me show, Let me. I'll give you an example of how some of these debates go. So, Jay, what did you have for breakfast?
Jay Dyer
I had Lucky Charms.
Tim Pool
How could you say that about gay people?
Jay Dyer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Well, and, and, and what do you do for work?
Jay Dyer
I, I work at the mill.
Tim Pool
I can't believe you used that word. And then you're sitting there being like, what? What is going on? Oh, wait, it's starting. Wow.
Summer Lee
Thank our members of Congress already.
Jay Dyer
That's Rosie O' Donnell from the 90s.
Tim Pool
You know, it's not, it's not you
Phil Labonte
usual that they have the person that's doing the signing actually doing the talk.
Tim Pool
They just eliminated our special guests who
Summer Lee
you're going to hear from tonight for your courage.
Tim Pool
You represent the best of America. You make us all want to be brave. Oh, they're very far away. You know, it'd be hilarious if they just turn around and rip the barricades down and start screaming and charging the Capitol.
Phil Labonte
It's like on the side of 295.
Tim Pool
It's all old women.
Jay Dyer
That Black Caucus, Anytime the Democrats do these kinds of, like, events like this, it always looks like 15 people at a therapy meeting. It's like some kind of a therapy.
Summer Lee
Adam Shift, he looks like patriots who've turned out.
Tim Pool
Oh, my God, you're right here.
Summer Lee
In marches across this country. And we honor every person who showed up. Some guys in the back cared for
Tim Pool
a neighbor even when it was safer to do nothing. That courage.
Jay Dyer
I see nine white people. This is not to make sure that
Donald Trump
the road doesn't stop here.
Summer Lee
We need you.
Tim Pool
Everybody joining us here on the Capitol.
Jay Dyer
He's the one that's not.
Summer Lee
And everybody watching online, come to the March 28th. No kings protest and stand up country.
Tim Pool
There's one guy trying really hard not to look at the camera.
Tate Brown
It might be massive.
Tim Pool
Our hosts for tonight. I just want to give a special
Summer Lee
thanks to all of the people behind the scenes who helped to make tonight happen.
Tim Pool
Move on staff.
Summer Lee
The staff who serve our congressional Representatives and senators here tonight, our partners, thank you so much.
Donald Trump
This is no small task to put
Summer Lee
on a historic event to fight for our country.
Donald Trump
This is sad.
Tim Pool
Yeah, it's actually, you know, when I was planning the show for tonight, I was like, oh, you know, we'll do the Democrats thing. And now I regret, regret it.
Donald Trump
Independent Journal.
Tim Pool
I think. I think we'd be better off showing, like, turtle races.
Donald Trump
Why can't they just.
Tim Pool
I want to thank.
Tate Brown
They need to stick to their guns. Call them a fascist. Like that's something we can work.
Tim Pool
Well, no, no, it's not that. There's nobody here.
Tate Brown
There's no one there.
Phil Labonte
Ship kind of looks like a turtle once. Once Mitch leaves, shift is going to
Tim Pool
be, oh, look at Adam Schiff. He looks like butthead.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Jay Dyer
That is really.
Tim Pool
No, for real. He does. I'm not saying to insult. And I'm like, Great, Donald Trump is a Russian.
Donald Trump
Is that Nicki Minaj?
Tim Pool
Oh, no, look who it is.
Katie Fang
And not in there.
Donald Trump
That's right.
Tim Pool
Why are they popcorning the speech?
Katie Fang
Host of the Joy Reid show.
Donald Trump
And I'm Katie Fang, host of the Katie Fang News Channel.
Katie Fang
And we are both exes of the Artist Formerly Known as msnbc. We are so excited to be here. Please give one more round of applause to these members of Congress.
Tim Pool
Oh, did she just speak over the.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tim Pool
This looks like a Saturday Night Live skit. It does, yeah.
Democratic Politician
You're right.
Summer Lee
I'm so excited to be here.
Katie Fang
Is that as we just heard from the wonderful folks.
Tim Pool
Where's Benny? Isn't he down there?
Katie Fang
It takes courage to stand out.
Donald Trump
It does amongst us. It's not just the people that are here. It's hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people in the United States, States and across the world that are defending democracy.
Phil Labonte
Hundreds of thousands of people across the
Donald Trump
world that's about the size of Congress and are elected.
Tate Brown
They're like a half mile.
Donald Trump
Democracy is defended.
Katie Fang
Indeed. And so tonight we are not going to hear a false state of the Union. We are going to hear the true state of our Union from the people who are being impacted by the policies that. That are taking place at the hands of someone who has demonstrated no love for the Constitution, for the truth, or for the care and concern of the American people.
Phil Labonte
It's so rich hearing Democrats talk about
Katie Fang
the Constitution are truly facing and going through.
Democratic Politician
That's who you're going to hear tonight.
Donald Trump
The American people deserve the truth. They do need more lies from this regime. So tonight you are going to hear people that have been impacted directly by the of this administration. Wow.
Tate Brown
This ain't your average Democrat.
Katie Fang
I'm also.
Tate Brown
This is a stone, stone cold Redditor.
Katie Fang
It's all good. We want to start off this night by doing something that I think is so important, Katie, and that is reclaiming the Christian voice from white Christian nationalism,
Tim Pool
which not only threatens our freedom actually,
Katie Fang
but also I'm okay with a very important faith throughout this world. Christianity is not. What you have been sold by Project
Tim Pool
2025 is that everybody should be Christian. That's better than saying don't be Christian.
Katie Fang
Invoke the spirit of freedom, liberty and justice. Please, please put your hands together for a portion. Reverend Paul Brandeis.
Jay Dyer
The booty and the blowfish.
Tim Pool
Yeah, but they're good.
Tate Brown
She looks like she's wearing like an Asian disguise. Kind of interesting looking.
Jay Dyer
Ted dancing. Is this Ted dancing as a minister?
Donald Trump
Hello, everybody.
Democratic Politician
Hello, America. Let me start by saying that my soul is so glad to be here with.
Phil Labonte
They will wear you like a skin suit.
Democratic Politician
I come to you as the president
Jay Dyer
alliance and as this is like the Special Olympics. I thought this guy was like retarded preacher.
Tate Brown
He's even got his like is that
Democratic Politician
good news runner on his all across.
Tim Pool
What religion that actually is on his
Democratic Politician
giant shawl showing up are speaking out and are proving that love for our neighbors.
Tate Brown
I mean they're really scraping the barrel. This guy.
Jay Dyer
Reverend. It's Reverend Ted Danson.
Tim Pool
It does look like. Yeah, but don't rag on Ted Danson.
Democratic Politician
We like him.
Jay Dyer
Is he based?
Tim Pool
I don't know.
Democratic Politician
Tall guy with a long of this administration. Let me speak.
Tate Brown
Is it like open mic night?
Donald Trump
Exactly.
Democratic Politician
As a Baptist ministers.
Donald Trump
Baptist.
Tim Pool
Baptist.
Phil Labonte
Really?
Democratic Politician
The Trump administration is the most hostile to religious freedom in generations.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Tate Brown
Any religious leader or 80% of them
Democratic Politician
voted for Trump not in lock step with their political agenda.
Tim Pool
He's just making this up.
Democratic Politician
Pentagon, the Department of Justice and ICE have weaponized religion for their white Christian nationalist crusade.
Phil Labonte
You're going hard in the paint for this stuff.
Democratic Politician
Who is a true American Conveniently made in their own image.
Tate Brown
Wow.
Democratic Politician
And relegate all the rest of us to second class status.
Tim Pool
You just licked his fingers. Well, maybe just you, Lincoln.
Tate Brown
We're definitely trying to make him second
Democratic Politician
class to be on God's side. Trump instead blasphemously boasts that God is in fact on his side.
Tate Brown
So true. He is.
Democratic Politician
In Trump's mind, God is little more than a divine mascot.
Phil Labonte
I just want someone to ask him what he thinks about abortion.
Tate Brown
Trump got shot at like like 20 times.
Tim Pool
They screened people like that to not let him in to ask that question.
Democratic Politician
Tonight we will focus and celebrate the we the people of America. Tonight we will recognize all.
Jay Dyer
It's almost like a Hamas.
Tate Brown
It's like it has, like, African colors kind of.
Jay Dyer
Oh, that's what.
Donald Trump
It's Jewish. But indigenous. Indigenous.
Tate Brown
Trying to work that in.
Democratic Politician
Here in Washington, D.C. and in towns large and small everywhere across America. He needs to relax standing up.
Tate Brown
I'll give it to him for that.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Democratic Politician
We give thanks for Every single person.
Jay Dyer
SSRIs are kicking it right?
Donald Trump
For sure.
Democratic Politician
Values into action by resisting.
Tate Brown
He's on a crazy cocktail, you know.
Democratic Politician
Sanctioned cruelty with moral courage.
Tate Brown
Keeps looking.
Democratic Politician
I know.
Tim Pool
Never see that he's licking what he's like turn the turning pages.
Tate Brown
We give shaking big time, dude.
Democratic Politician
To God power.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Democratic Politician
And the promise of love.
Tate Brown
You can't be nervous.
Democratic Politician
Called the beloved community that is both coming and present. Now, if we choose to make it real in our democracy, I believe we are in the midst of the next.
Tate Brown
They've definitely taken over as, like, buzzword people. Oh, yeah. The right used to be the buzzword people.
Democratic Politician
Now it's definitely dedicated to creating a nation where every person has dignity and value.
Tate Brown
Like, what does that mean?
Democratic Politician
Every community and faith traditionally treated equally and nobody gets left behind. This time, a lot of plate. But last time, we the people have the power out of many through love. Maybe may we be.
Tate Brown
Evidently, you don't. You lost the popular
Democratic Politician
state of state.
Tim Pool
It seems like he's watching people leave
Tate Brown
and he's getting less, slightly less than half the people. State of the Union.
Donald Trump
Amen, brother. That was her.
Jay Dyer
Why do you think they're hitting the Christian nationalism so heavy? That's not even a huge issue.
Tate Brown
Yeah, Trump's like, infamously, it's a minor.
Jay Dyer
Minor.
Summer Lee
That's right.
Katie Fang
We're gonna call the spirit of our.
Tim Pool
CNN called the Democratic Party a clown car.
Katie Fang
And we are gonna start Trump's, like, with one of the fighters in the United States Senate and his very important guest. So please put your hands together for Senator Chris Murphy and Farish.
Donald Trump
Tank on Javi.
Katie Fang
Thank you.
Tate Brown
Good evening, America. I want you first to give a big round of applause to my guest, refugee and immigrant advocate from Connecticut, Farish Day. Gunjave. Say hi to Farish Day and God. Okay, so I am not at the State of the Union speech tonight because Donald Trump is making a mockery of Chris. It reminds me of, like, two different actors.
Tim Pool
Let's listen to Chris Murphy.
Jay Dyer
He's half Jason. He's like, ghetto.
Tim Pool
Let's see what he say.
Tate Brown
And Democrats have to stop behaving normally. And I'm not at the State of the Union speech tonight because you're not going to hear about the State of the Union. You are going to hear lie after lie. You are going to hear attack after attack. You are going to see grandstanding. The true state of the Union is this. This union is in crisis right now. Our cities are under attack by lawless law enforcement. Our democracy is wilting under ceaseless attack from a president who wants to be a despot. Millions of Americans are losing their health care because the president has chosen corruption to pad the pockets of his billionaire friends instead of helping average Americans. You're not going to hear any of that in that speech tonight. But by being here for the people's State of the Union, you are going to hear the real story of America. A story of an America that is under siege, but a story of America that is not going to take.
Donald Trump
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Tate Brown
that is going to fight back and is going to reclaim this country for everything that is good and right about the United States of America. Beresh Day is going to talk to you tonight about the state of immigrant and refugee America. ICE is out of control. It is disappearing legal immigrants. It is tear gassing elementary schools. It is murdering American citizens. Right now, as you know, the Department of Homeland Security is shut down. And I just want to be very clear with you about my position and I think the position of many others who will stand on this stage tonight. Not one more dime for the Department of Homeland Security until they start following the law in this country. Farah Stay came to this country over a decade ago, coming to the United States from a refugee camp. She told me just off stage that this is the moment, this is the reason that she came here to the United States to speak truth to power, to explain the trials and tribulations that every immigrant, that every refugee goes through to get here and to press this country.
Tim Pool
Wait, wait, wait. That's a leftist protester who stormed their own Stage.
Phil Labonte
The keffiyeh guy Brady brings them off.
Tate Brown
Lift us up to a common purpose and to a common goal. To understand. That was awesome. That the best of America.
Tim Pool
They've been stormed their own stages.
Tate Brown
Those who have arrived. What is this girl doing? Terror and torture and desperation. We have work to do, guys. We have a mission that we need to complete. And I want you to welcome to the podium my friend Far Sten Javeng. So they call it the people State of the Union. And then a person comes up and kick them out. What's going on there?
Tim Pool
It's not for every person. Only certain people. Some people are more equal than others.
Summer Lee
Since arriving, there's no way in United States as a refugee in 2011 I have educated more than 7,000.
Jay Dyer
She looks like a Jim Henson creature.
Phil Labonte
Reject from the Dark Crystal.
Tim Pool
Exactly.
Summer Lee
Now thriving.
Jay Dyer
She's got all of those things.
Donald Trump
Oh no.
Tim Pool
She reminds me of Gizmo.
Jay Dyer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Phil Labonte
After the show I want to see the Pixar version of her
Tim Pool
after midnight. I never understood that. Don't feed Gizmo after midnight. It was. It's always after midnight. Like what. What is the time frame like midnight to 4am Kind of felt like they
Phil Labonte
meant sun up but they never really specified
Tate Brown
the Democrat strategies.
Jay Dyer
Just bring a foreigner on stage, worship the indigenous.
Tim Pool
Yeah, but she's not indigenous. They called. They're like colonization is bad. By the way, here's a bunch of people who don't live here who everyone
Jay Dyer
is indigenous to someone.
Summer Lee
I found it.
Tim Pool
And then indigenous cuz they used to have like a. No.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tim Pool
They go wait, she's Indian. Yeah, not that kind of Indian.
Summer Lee
She's just broadly proud of.
Tate Brown
She's from over there somewhere.
Summer Lee
Over the years that we did. Thank you. Thank you.
Donald Trump
You're welcome.
Summer Lee
I'm here today now standing next to my friend, favorite senator.
Tate Brown
I can't understand it. She's.
Jay Dyer
It sounds like. It sounds like a Muppet creature giving like saying a spell.
Tate Brown
It's going to start floating.
Summer Lee
Chris Murphy connection my phone, dude.
Tate Brown
He's like trying to lock in, trying to understand.
Jay Dyer
He doesn't know what's going on.
Tim Pool
He's like, look at his face.
Jay Dyer
He's like, what the freak is she saying?
Tim Pool
Asking why does he look so shocked?
Donald Trump
Go.
Tate Brown
He's trying to lock in right now.
Tim Pool
No, I think he looks upset. He's like, why did we book this late?
Jay Dyer
Where's the subtotals?
Summer Lee
If they should.
Tate Brown
I'd be better off with the handb.
Tim Pool
I gotta be honest. Like I got nobody with this lady but they could have booked someone better for their cause or really benefits and
Summer Lee
families and many immigrant families.
Tate Brown
That was their strat. Just like we need a foreigner, whoever.
Summer Lee
If anyone knows a foreigner, then they got set.
Tim Pool
It'd be funny if, like, once she gets off stage, she's like, she's normal. Oh, that was terrible.
Jay Dyer
Talks normal. Yeah, It's a fake voice.
Tim Pool
She actually talks like this. It's a guy.
Tate Brown
Where's your page?
Summer Lee
Fear is not abstract. It is in our classroom.
Jay Dyer
She's quoting.
Donald Trump
Ha.
Summer Lee
It is in our clinics. It is in our.
Jay Dyer
She's going into phenomenology right now.
Tate Brown
Federalist Papers.
Tim Pool
Phrenology.
Summer Lee
We are phrenology living in uncertain society.
Tim Pool
I mean, that's actually like a funny thing about the people that they want to import advocacy because, like, we've gotten rid of a lot of these practices. But I'm just imagining organization. They're bringing in people who have.
Summer Lee
Like ours.
Tim Pool
There was this seminar where they. A black woman argued for. What did they call it? Like non white supremacist science or something, Arguing that, like, ritual practices for healing were just as valid because they were lived experiences of cultures.
Jay Dyer
Right? Yeah.
Tate Brown
Colonized health.
Jenna Norton
Right?
Tim Pool
Yeah. It was like some woman on stage
Summer Lee
and she's just like, when their family members.
Tim Pool
Medical science is white supremacy.
Jay Dyer
Kidnapped math and logic too.
Tate Brown
This is crazy. Like, just pick up my daughter. I don't need all this.
Summer Lee
Partners to support families struggling after Trump's health care cut.
Tim Pool
Hel Healthscape.
Summer Lee
We try.
Tim Pool
I mean, that sounds crazy. Offset.
Summer Lee
She's like a teacher health insurance.
Tate Brown
Teaching kids not how to insurance. That's.
Tim Pool
I'm digging her accent, bro. I like it.
Summer Lee
Trump's hell scare badass can no longer accent.
Tate Brown
Look at GR y.
Summer Lee
We cannot get a Trump's house hell scare. Safety or peace of.
Tate Brown
That's our new deportation strategy for 2027 is the hell scare.
Tim Pool
Trump flicks a match and then he's running every day. Remember the moat? They reported Trump wanted to build an alligator moat on the southern border.
Tate Brown
That would work too.
Summer Lee
They take everything seriously, kids and our future generation. Who will became our caretaker.
Tim Pool
You know what I never understood is our community. I mean, I get it, but I don't understand why people can't actually learn a language. You know what I mean? Like, who will became? That's like future past tense. I'm not trying to be a dick or anything, but that's why I don't. It's not a complicated thing to overcome to say will become versus became.
Jay Dyer
It's indigenous time. It's different than white people. It doesn't work the same way. You don't get it. You're racist.
Tate Brown
That was a serious video. Like, if you're late, like, and indigenous cultures, I mean, you're on time and
Tim Pool
they're like, that's Miami.
Tate Brown
They intellectualize cpt.
Jay Dyer
When I'm late, I appeal to being bipoc. And I'm like, why are you being exactly.
Tim Pool
I'm not late. I'm identifying as a black man.
Summer Lee
Focus.
Tim Pool
They call it black time. They call it Latino time.
Donald Trump
Yeah, yeah.
Tim Pool
What is. What does it say?
Tate Brown
People time.
Tim Pool
In Miami, they call it Miami time. Basically. If you're a winter dwelling population, this is true. You're more urgent, like, right. You're trying to get things done quickly. You show up on time, things matter. But if you come from warmer climates, even the Mediterranean, I mean, bro, siesta.
Democratic Politician
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Spain.
Jay Dyer
What? The chill.
Tim Pool
In Greece, they do the same thing. Because the Mediterranean, they're like, nah, it's just warm all the time.
Tate Brown
Like 35.
Katie Fang
Hey, bro.
Jay Dyer
A cholo arrives precisely when he means to. Again, off, dude. That's cholo time, bro.
Tim Pool
Hey, man, you're late.
Tate Brown
Rise when he wants, man.
Tim Pool
Who's next? Joy Reed.
Tate Brown
Another foreigner.
Jay Dyer
Darius Rucker.
Tim Pool
I don't feel good about making fun of the weird little Indian lady.
Donald Trump
I don't know.
Tim Pool
She never did anything to me.
Jay Dyer
Make fun of her.
Tim Pool
Yeah, she's evil.
Jay Dyer
Make fun of her hair that's going to the back like it's leaving.
Tate Brown
She's kind of got the Steven.
Tim Pool
I have to be honest, her hairline is only a little better than mine.
Katie Fang
And to paraphrase White House tweeted, state
Phil Labonte
of the Union 2026.
Democratic Politician
Bingo.
Tim Pool
They made their own.
Katie Fang
Yeah, we're here.
Tim Pool
The problem is you got to make like six of them and then everybody
Katie Fang
chooses one not to see or hear from you.
Tim Pool
Otherwise everyone just wins at the same time.
Katie Fang
And pay attention to your orange lying friend. Now coming to the stage is one 2016 files released. Everybody say release the files.
Tate Brown
That's what I mean. It's a liftart thing.
Katie Fang
Now coming to the stage now is Pennsylvania's fighting 2:12 Representative, Representative Summer Lee. She is one of the main reasons that we're getting some of those files. She's going to be reading a story from Monica Ruiz, the executive director of Santa San Jose, waiting to keep families together and reform our unjust immigration system, all while her family is now being impacted by ice.
Tate Brown
Representative Lee, what does that have to do with the files? Which files? Reading a story.
Tim Pool
They're Both paper.
Jay Dyer
That's Vanessa Williams, right?
Summer Lee
What a start.
Jay Dyer
To the knees Vanessa Williams.
Summer Lee
Well, good evening. One way or another, I am Summer Lee representing Pennsylvania's 12th congressional district. And I'm proud to stand here this evening with Move on, with organizers, with workers and with everyday people who refuse to sit quietly while our country is pushed to the brink right now.
Tate Brown
Great theater. Kidding.
Summer Lee
Donald Trump is preparing to deliver his made up version of the State of the Union. He's going to tell a familiar story tonight. That the economy is booming, that our communities are safer and that the America and that America is stronger than it's ever been. All because of him.
Tim Pool
But we know so true.
Donald Trump
We're living the truth.
Tate Brown
I don't even need to watch it now.
Summer Lee
The fear that our families are facing of being hunted down by ice. We know our neighbors are working too. Are three jobs to make ends meet. People hunting gutted and they're eliminated by thousands. Education systems and unions are being targeted because they threaten authoritarian power and they want us fighting each other so we don't pay attention to what they're stealing from us. And I'm stealing of us Democrats and Republicans and young Bushes.
Phil Labonte
Whether you're in a red are a BL conviction.
Summer Lee
Whether you're in rural towns or a factory community.
Phil Labonte
More exhausted they are the more they
Summer Lee
believe it your voter registration before it robs you.
Tim Pool
Nobody's gone off script.
Tate Brown
True.
Summer Lee
While they're immigrant communities right now, they're cutting health care, they're gutting worker protection, they're union busting, they're handing tax breaks
Tate Brown
to we need the guy Tourette from the BAFTA works at this right now. He'd be lighting these people up.
Summer Lee
That's a scam. And working people are beautiful. Falling for it. Tonight I was supposed to be joined by my good friend and neighbor, Monica Ruiz. Monica is a mother, a community, a community organizer and a powerful advocate for immigrants rights. She was ready to bring that fight from Pittsburgh to D.C. to Romania.
Tim Pool
She changed her mind.
Jay Dyer
She got deported, right?
Tim Pool
No, she just doesn't want to support.
Summer Lee
Monica's family is in crisis as it's being targeted by ice.
Jay Dyer
But she is on another type of time and that's why she's not here.
Summer Lee
Right after he dropped his brother off at work, they pulled him over without cause. There was no traffic violation, no expire tag, just a man who she's going
Jay Dyer
to say got deported to be dragged to one of the worst it's probably
Summer Lee
made up centers in the country. Meanwhile, just the other day, Monica's daughter Adriana Just gave birth to a baby girl who has yet to meet her father because he's been locked up by this lawless agency. Victor has been in the country.
Jay Dyer
Is he a criminal?
Summer Lee
15 years of working to build a life for himself, his loved ones, and
Tate Brown
now his new work on his papers.
Summer Lee
It's the real state of our union, where families are being torn apart and traumatized. Where corporations get more say in our democracy than the people we elect. Where the government would rather protect powerful people in the Epstein files than the women and the girls who were sexually abused. We live in a country where we have one reality for everyday people and another for the rich and the well connected.
Jay Dyer
I thought these people were like pro PDF like, what's the problem with sexual abuse if you're pro PDF that level
Summer Lee
the playing field and deliver justice no matter how, how much money you have.
Phil Labonte
Justice just means we win. So contrived.
Tate Brown
Even say kids just like women that were sexually assaulted.
Jay Dyer
Exactly.
Tate Brown
It's like me too.
Summer Lee
From 2.0, Trump's DOJ continues to obstruct justice and refusing to comply with our subpoena to release the full unredacted epine foul. Bony must be held accountable for that. And let's not forget it was Trump who said it first. Release the fouls. So we'll keep that call up no matter what. Because where I come from in Western Pennsylvania, we know what it means to be abandoned by politicians who make big promises and lie and deliver nothing. We know what it's like when the factories close, when the hospitals cut services, when the schools can't afford to teach, when the corporations are given permission to point.
Jay Dyer
She's trying to be the next Maxine Waters. She's like got that Maxine water energy
Summer Lee
that no matter what language.
Tate Brown
She's like, my region de industrialized.
Tim Pool
So we know that
Summer Lee
same rig system. So when Trump points the fingers at immigrants, our trans kids, our protesters, our journalists understand what he's doing.
Tate Brown
Those are the four problems. Immigrants, what she said. Gay kids, journalists. So true.
Tim Pool
Robbing our people and buying the four problems.
Jay Dyer
Trans, gay kid journalists being attacked by.
Summer Lee
Across this country, folks are organizing labor and their money. They're refusing to to be silent in the face of authoritarianism.
Tim Pool
Solid.
Summer Lee
We know fear is your weapon, is our power. So tonight, while Trump points his paints his fantasy version of America, we're grounded in America, in reality, and we're building something in America where we have Medicare for all, every job that pays for living wage, where no one fears being ripped away from their family. That is the America we're fighting for
Tim Pool
every house in America.
Tate Brown
Like the green New Deal with the gold.
Summer Lee
What it will take to build an economy.
Donald Trump
Everybody, everybody get your towers. Probably one tower.
Tim Pool
They're calling tonight.
Tate Brown
We're going to blow out movement that
Summer Lee
is big authoritarianism to stand up for power and rooted in a simple belief that when working people come together across race, across geography and across whatever lines they try to divide us by, we are unstoppable. So all power to the people and thank you all for being with us.
Tate Brown
It's not about right versus left.
Phil Labonte
It's about us versus them.
Tate Brown
Unless you're on the right, then you're not with us.
Tim Pool
Well, that's them. That's them.
Tate Brown
Then you're the them. Yeah. Oh, they lost Joy.
Donald Trump
Hell yeah. That's how we do it. Hell yeah.
Tate Brown
I'm just one of you guys. Relatable fools.
Donald Trump
From the great sea state of Arizona, we've got Senator Ruben Guy.
Tim Pool
You think they did a dry run?
Donald Trump
Steve Gomez, three from Gilbert, Arizona. And for the last five years, Steve and his family have relied on the Affordable Care act marketplace for their insurance. But let me be clear.
Jay Dyer
She's doing Woody alley Republicans and Donald
Donald Trump
Trump's big bullshit bill. Now Steve has to big dirty words what he's gonna cut.
Tate Brown
She's like, like a Democrat for but she cusses like one of us.
Donald Trump
Senator so relatable.
Jay Dyer
Yeah.
Tate Brown
Wow. She's really down there. This ain't your average Democrat, folks.
Jay Dyer
Listen, is it James Lindsay.
Tim Pool
Oh, the pizza's here.
Democratic Politician
I'm from Arizona.
Tim Pool
Kelvin is coming with the pizza. Don't eat into the microphone. Clear.
Democratic Politician
What's happening there? They want to call that the state of the union. It is the state of denial.
Donald Trump
Oh.
Democratic Politician
Because what's going to happen under that capitol is a bunch of lies. That's some words that Donald Trump, the Republicans are going to tell us about how great this country is doing right now.
Tate Brown
It was just like what is true?
Democratic Politician
What is happening right now is that Donald Trump have made this country sicker, poorer and less.
Jay Dyer
This is if James Lindsay was a hobbit.
Democratic Politician
How do they start?
Phil Labonte
It rhymes, you know. That's how you know it's true.
Democratic Politician
What did they do?
Jay Dyer
He's spitting fire.
Democratic Politician
Millions of Americans right now are without health care. The poorest of our country are trying to figure out how to make ends meet and how to pay for that grocery bill because they needed an extra billion dollars for their billionaire friends. And when they had whatever money they had left over, remember then they used that's their money amount of ice ages to have the massive amount deportation we have now that are also targeting US Citizens. Racial profiling Americans arresting Latino veterans and tell them you are not part of this country and make them prove that they're Americans. Nobody asked to prove our.
Tim Pool
You ever meet like some white dude from Brooklyn who says, let me tell you what else the worst day.
Democratic Politician
Every American is trying to figure out how to buy your family, how to pay that mortgage.
Tate Brown
That be like if I pronounce English words in a British
Democratic Politician
$1,000 per. I guess it just be every word for his tax. You got so many sausage and now the corporations are going to get all their money back.
Phil Labonte
You speak normal with $1,000 mistake that this president.
Tim Pool
No, the people who are against the tariffs can't articulate with like, respect to Andrew Heaton who was on and made an argument why he doesn't like terrorists. None of these people understand terrorists at all. They're just like, Trump did something. You got. You got to use big words.
Donald Trump
Look at this.
Tate Brown
Let's go.
Tim Pool
You know what you have to do for liberals is let's talk about say something that Trump in using a large word they can't understand. So, like go to university with the microphone and say so you know, Donald Trump has obviously been violating the Constitution and we're here shocked because Trump is actually increasing matriculation among young people. How do you feel about that? Oh, it's terrible. It's the worst thing ever. Like, and then once I get all of these people to say that college is bad, I'll get them all to sign a petition and then we'll.
Democratic Politician
College is acting as if they are military occupation.
Tim Pool
Just don't eat into the microphones
Democratic Politician
any part of this country. These are U.S. citizens. They deserve the right to free speech. They deserve the right to say there's something wrong community. They deserve the right to protect themselves and say, I will not stand for this. I will evoke my First Amendment rights and get.
Tim Pool
The worst thing is that because it's our job, we have to listen to these people.
Phil Labonte
I mean, that's fun.
Tim Pool
They're boycotting Trump's State of Union, saying we won't listen to him. And I'm like, bro, we listen to every one of Biden's speeches. We want to know what he's talking about. But these people are cult.
Democratic Politician
Steve Gomez, can you bring me some? He could.
Tate Brown
Can you bring paper towels?
Democratic Politician
Not to have to accept is Papa
Tim Pool
John's like the best pizza ever made.
Democratic Politician
He wants that little girl.
Tate Brown
She was in Italy and she was Crying.
Donald Trump
She wanted Papa John's.
Democratic Politician
He wants garbage. He has to make a decision right now. Will I continue to pay for this very expensive health care?
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Democratic Politician
Why pay for my health care? Or why pay the mortgage? That decision was forced upon him by uncaring Republican administration, by uncaring Trump who only wants to find more and more money to to give more and more tax cuts to the riches of the country that. Do not eat it. Do not eat it right now.
Tim Pool
Do not eat it.
Donald Trump
It's not their money.
Democratic Politician
Let's change that. America, we are better than.
Phil Labonte
I hate the fact that Democrats just sit there and continue to behave as if like it's their money to decide what they can do with it. You know, it's like taxes are ours.
Tim Pool
You're taking away our tax money. It's mine.
Democratic Politician
No work.
Phil Labonte
They're not yours, America.
Tate Brown
Yeah, I'm starting to think these Democrats
Democratic Politician
are kind of hypocritical. Thank you so much. Stay in the fight.
Donald Trump
Thank you. Gay guy.
Tate Brown
What was his name? Reuben.
Tim Pool
Wait, Ruben.
Tate Brown
We got a gay guy and then after that, we got a gay lady.
Katie Fang
Remember, coming to the stage is the man who had the courage the coonens to God.
Tim Pool
See, why. Why would they say that? That's sexist.
Katie Fang
Look at that. My fans are back. What I always say is, you know who I am and I don't know who you are. That means you're a fan. You're a fan. You're a fan, you're a fan. Go ahead and keep on standing me. Keep on standing me.
Tim Pool
I think they were young.
Katie Fang
Hallelujah. Keep on being my fan.
Tim Pool
Weren't they yelling after Coming to the
Katie Fang
stage is a great crazy Chris Van Hollen.
Tim Pool
But she can't understand what they're saying. So she's like, you're bad.
Katie Fang
You'll be joined by Jenna Norton, a public health scientist focused on health equity and data standards to improve health outcomes in kidney and urologic diseases. She was a lead organizer of the Bethesda Declaration, a whistleblower letter to the NIH director and members of Congress detailing this harm. November 2020 retaliatory administration. So you're going to want to give her a major round of applause. Senator Van Hollen,
Tate Brown
Back from El Salvador.
Donald Trump
Hello.
Jenna Norton
American patriots.
Tate Brown
All patriots.
Donald Trump
Wait.
Jenna Norton
We are gathered here in this place.
Tim Pool
You got copyright.
Jenna Norton
Because we love our country
Democratic Politician
and we
Jenna Norton
know that our democracy is not on automatic pilot. And we know that we the people must mobilize to save it. Are you out here to save our democracy?
Tate Brown
No, here to overthrow it.
Jenna Norton
And you're going to hear from a moment from my guest who is a research scientist at nih.
Tate Brown
Oh, great.
Jenna Norton
Who is able to stand up and
Tate Brown
speak, you know, State of the Union.
Tim Pool
Like, you got, like, Shirley's hanging out tonight.
Tate Brown
Yeah, we got some lab coat and then some, like, professors.
Tim Pool
We got the hockey players. We got the jacks.
Tate Brown
Yeah. Literally.
Jay Dyer
Yeah.
Tate Brown
We got, like, a gay guy, some nerds, some lab coats.
Jenna Norton
We know it is under attack from a lawless president who is shredding our Constitution and who is attacking our democracy. A president whose private ice army executes Americans and then calls the victims domestic terrorists. That is what Donald Trump and his administration said. We are here because we know our country is being funny.
Tim Pool
Because, like, by the most corrupt watching. This is a Trump supporter and they're saying, you're going live. Okay.
Jay Dyer
All right.
Tate Brown
Yeah.
Jenna Norton
Who's Trump did that in the Oval Office to enrich himself, his families, and
Tim Pool
his selling watches, dude.
Tate Brown
Also, they're not domestic terrorists.
Jenna Norton
Continues to hide portions of the Epstein files from both the survivors and the American people. When are they going to release the files?
Tate Brown
I mean, it is crazy. All the Epstein files is literally just like a left wing thing.
Jenna Norton
Now a president who wants to erase our history. Are we going to let him erase America's history?
Tim Pool
Erase our history?
Jenna Norton
A president who promised day one.
Tate Brown
They're, like, taking off statues. Trump's erasing us.
Jenna Norton
But instead, ever since he was sworn in, we've seen prices and costs go up on the American with these guys.
Phil Labonte
American history started with fdr.
Jenna Norton
Tax cuts, tax credits that help people afford.
Phil Labonte
Everything before Woodrow Wilson was a mistake.
Jenna Norton
We have a president.
Tim Pool
Everything after everything before Woodrow Wilson.
Phil Labonte
Wilson was a mistake. Everything since Woodrow Wilson.
Tim Pool
I was like, and a president who
Jenna Norton
said he would stop wars, who said he would stop wars, but instead is responsible for war crimes and as we speak, is threatening war. Wars. Yeah, like, we need to stop him. We are gathered here because we know that we cannot pretend that's illegal.
Tim Pool
There's a rumor, Cal was mentioning this,
Jenna Norton
that they may strike Iran tonight and must not pretend.
Tim Pool
Maybe that's why Trump's gonna do a three hour speech.
Tate Brown
He pulls up a live stream.
Donald Trump
All right, check this out.
Tim Pool
Now we're going to roll tape. This is a live footage of a cruise missile strike.
Tate Brown
Like it's on the pilot's GoPro. He's like talking to Trump.
Jenna Norton
Yeah, it's like the NFL.
Tate Brown
He's doing circles. Like, like a commentator.
Phil Labonte
Hello, Mr. President.
Tim Pool
And now for a television first, the bombing of a nation and declaration of
Donald Trump
war live on tv.
Jenna Norton
Quietly, he gets in game chat.
Tim Pool
He takes a hair out with a mouthpiece.
Tate Brown
Yeah, he's talking.
Tim Pool
He pulls a keyboard, comes up in a mouse.
Donald Trump
I'm gonna, I'm gonna fly the drone myself.
Jenna Norton
I have a question for all of you patriots.
Tim Pool
This is in the big beautiful building.
Jenna Norton
Are you gonna sit down?
Tate Brown
Hell no.
Tim Pool
I am sitting.
Jenna Norton
We're not going to stand down. We're going to stand up just like the people in Minneapolis who have taken to the streets, who are blowing the whistle to protect their neighbors and to protect our Constitution and who are getting in the way of the President's efforts to tear down our country.
Donald Trump
How does, how does that compute?
Phil Labonte
Like they're here illegally. Why is sending illegals back an effort to tear down our country?
Jenna Norton
So tonight, right up that Hill Capitol, he's going to pretend that he really wants to help working Americans. He's going to pretend that he does want to bring down those prices.
Summer Lee
He lies.
Jenna Norton
And we know that that is not what he wants because just one Republican
Tate Brown
in the country that's watching,
Jenna Norton
he said that was a big hoax. Do you remember?
Tate Brown
It's gonna lie. Yeah, he said he's lying this whole time.
Jenna Norton
Well, it's really no idea, no clue. We all need to make sure that we put forward ideas to deal with it. So in my view, it's not enough that we hold the line against Donald Trump. That must, we must do. But let's face it, we also need to show the American people that we are willing to stand up, fight against big corporate special interests to the benefit of all of the American people. Papa Johnson, Are we going to do that together?
Tim Pool
You know, I'm gonna do. Next time I'm looking hot dogs.
Jenna Norton
We.
Tim Pool
Because no self respecting man eats a hot dog on camera.
Phil Labonte
Eat it from the, eat it from the middle first. I like hot dog.
Jenna Norton
Are we gonna change that?
Tate Brown
Call me the throat goat.
Tim Pool
Make sure I'll order portillos. They do the overnight.
Tate Brown
I'll knock those Back like Tic tacs
Jenna Norton
data centers that are owned by the richest.
Jay Dyer
Tim, I'll eat hot dogs on your only fans. I'll do it for you.
Phil Labonte
I'll start an only fans.
Tim Pool
Just let's start an only fans. Literally just one video of you just slamming.
Jenna Norton
Need to make sure that from the middle looters don't pass.
Phil Labonte
It's 12 hours of a loop.
Tim Pool
Yeah but the gross thing is it's
Jay Dyer
12 hours of me eating this thing.
Tim Pool
Yeah, but here, here's the thing. You think it's like haha, it's a funny joke. People watch for fun. Not dudes are still going to goon off to it.
Jenna Norton
You know, rules that we write the rules and we make sure.
Tim Pool
Yeah, Jay, eat that hot dog from the middle strip.
Jenna Norton
Americans of the dignity of work. Are we going to do that? And we're going to make sure they can't snuff up.
Tim Pool
You know we need to do for stuff like this. We need to just get the cameras on the couch, put my feet up.
Jenna Norton
So look, we have a lot of mics.
Tate Brown
Yeah. Honestly.
Jenna Norton
And I'm often asked by people, when's the Calvary coming?
Tim Pool
The Calvary? No, he said Calvary.
Jenna Norton
My message to you. And you know this because you're here.
Tim Pool
The cavalry and the Calvary are different things. Yeah, he said it again.
Jenna Norton
You are we the people.
Tim Pool
He said Calvary.
Jenna Norton
I know.
Tim Pool
That is right.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Jay Dyer
Calvary versus a.
Tim Pool
A dragoon on horseback with a sword.
Jay Dyer
Cavalry versus Calvary.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Jay Dyer
He got it wrong.
Phil Labonte
You know what cavalry is?
Donald Trump
I don't know what he did.
Tim Pool
He keeps saying Calvary.
Jenna Norton
Remember he brought in Elon Musk Calvary Chapel. Who took out his chainsaw not to
Tim Pool
make the site outside of Jerusalem where Jesus Christ was crucified. Oh, I know what he's referring to. The Golgothan from Dogma. The demon was Dr. J.
Phil Labonte
What a good movie.
Tate Brown
We all miss that, guys.
Jenna Norton
A career public health researcher at the national institutes of health, Dr. Norton blew the whistle on the outrageous actions that threaten the health and well being of the American people. And she has been retaliated against because she was willing to stand up and tell the truth. But here's what we all know. When the history of this moment is written, the politicians and the law firms and the universities and the corporations who appease the bullies will be exposed as the cowards they are. And the people who are standing up to save our democracy, like all of you gathered here today and people like,
Tim Pool
how long do you think they're going to be there? Can I order them a pizza?
Tate Brown
Oh, yeah, From Timber.
Jenna Norton
Preserved our constitution.
Tate Brown
That'd be pretty funny.
Tim Pool
They'd never make it. The pizza guy's gonna walk up.
Tate Brown
I think he's a speaker.
Phil Labonte
If you're gonna order anybody anything, you order trump a Big Mac fry and a Coke.
Tim Pool
You could probably get to them, actually. That'd be really funny if, like in the middle of this, of the address, he's, he's like, please, security, make way. Like a doordash guy comes in with a bag. Thank you. I was getting famished. If I'm gonna do three hours, I need to eat.
Phil Labonte
If you send him food, it's gonna be four.
Tim Pool
He's like, have you ever seen him eat?
Donald Trump
No, no, no.
Tim Pool
You've seen him with food in front of him, but you haven't actually seen him eat it.
Tate Brown
There's a picture of them knocking back some fries.
Tim Pool
Yeah. Knocking back, huh? Slamming glizzies like tick tock Tic Tacs.
Tate Brown
He's probably slammed some glizz dogs, I would imagine.
Donald Trump
Yeah, sure.
Tim Pool
I don't think the only time Donald Trump has walked further than a mile in his life is at a golf course.
Phil Labonte
Yes.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tim Pool
I imagine, like most of his life he walks out of a building as a car waiting for him because he
Tate Brown
believes in, like, you have a finite
Tim Pool
amount of energy and it's proving it. Because he's obese and 80 years old,
Summer Lee
he, like, gets more energy and. Thank you for letting me know that you couldn't hear me.
Tim Pool
I mean, as far as 80 here today. Why does she have to look like a nerd? You can be a nerd, but you can still do your hair.
Phil Labonte
And like contact, once hot is right wing coated.
Summer Lee
I was placed on administrative leave in November of last year because I spoke up about the wrongdoing that I was seeing in a job that I used to love at the National Institutes of Health until it was fundamentally changed. The Trump administration put research participants and public health.
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Summer Lee
abruptly terminated NIH studies. By halting these studies, they also wasted taxpayer resources sources. When you halt a study, a five year study, a five Million dollar study.
Tim Pool
I feel like doing push ups right now because my time is being wasted.
Summer Lee
Save 1 million.
Tim Pool
Like I feel like waste. I gotta do something.
Tate Brown
Is there another like a random live stream?
Tim Pool
What is it?
Summer Lee
And they continue to this day to like Pringles.
Tim Pool
But you know,
Summer Lee
there you go erasing
Tim Pool
people from about the same thing as Pringles. Like same factory. You slap a label on it.
Summer Lee
You spend more money on Pringles.
Phil Labonte
Gluten free.
Summer Lee
All Americans deserve to have their unique research.
Tim Pool
Yeah, Pringles, I think it's like they just purify. They just puree potatoes and then press it into a sheet and then come.
Summer Lee
Instead of a science that serves all of us.
Tim Pool
But everybody knows the best potato chips are the greasiest kettle chips you can get. Just. Just you open the bag and oil just pours out.
Summer Lee
When this began here looks so I knew that speaking up was my.
Tim Pool
You ever have a Frito pie?
Summer Lee
But I also believe that it was my duty.
Tim Pool
Southern delicacy, bro. I Fritos chili and cheese sauce. You fold the top, you get a fork.
Summer Lee
But when my.
Tim Pool
They serve that at my lunch.
Summer Lee
Texas by leadership at nih.
Tate Brown
Well, it's cuz Fritos are like the great loot. Like you get the variety pack. Like the chili cheese. Yeah, that's like the common, common loot.
Donald Trump
Do some Cheetos.
Tim Pool
What would the orange loop be then? Orange slash yellow.
Summer Lee
You are hearing from Blaze. Most affected by the trumpet.
Tim Pool
Like Mrs. What's her faces. Kettle barbecue chicken.
Tate Brown
Like me just say nacho cheese.
Summer Lee
Not the only ones affected.
Tim Pool
Spicy nacho.
Summer Lee
The lawlessness at the National Institute of Health.
Phil Labonte
You can burn Fritos, you know, like a.
Donald Trump
Like a.
Tim Pool
Did you see the guy who warmed his house in a wood stove with Krispy Kreme donuts?
Phil Labonte
Really?
Tim Pool
Yeah. He said that. Calorie for calorie. It's cheaper to buy Krispy Kreme donuts to power to heat a wood stove. That is actual wood. The wood pellets are expensive. So he just stuffed a dozen glazed and he's like, it's cheaper.
Phil Labonte
That's hilarious.
Summer Lee
Early career research.
Phil Labonte
Well, I know.
Summer Lee
Creating a brain donuts are definitely more delicious. Economy, average and American leadership.
Tim Pool
Is it, is it any surprise to literally anybody that the men was like, we'll totally be there. The women's were like, oh, we can't. No, this is politics. The women are like, what will people think of me if I go? And the guys were like, let's go.
Summer Lee
Administrative leave. They do not want you to know.
Tim Pool
I mean, Then she can say whatever she wants because Trump be like, that's right.
Tate Brown
Now, Trump's joke was that women overreact to jokes and women responded by completely overreacting to the.
Tim Pool
I think. I think Trump's joke was kind of like this. You're not the only ones going bros. Like, you know what? We got to invite them too.
Donald Trump
We come together.
Tim Pool
They say he was insulting the women. I'm like, no, he wasn't.
Katie Fang
Thank you.
Tim Pool
He's just like playful rib. Like it's not just you.
Donald Trump
You know, you know how they can be.
Tate Brown
And then they beat exactly like exhibit A.
Jay Dyer
You know, I think you need a group of tribes people behind you.
Donald Trump
We have a. Anytime.
Jay Dyer
Anytime you make a comment.
Donald Trump
Republicans need more like of the Democratic Congressional Progressive Caucus, Arizona. And people look at the word progressive and they think Palm Springs something, but it's not.
Tate Brown
They keep letting her back up. She's got nothing to say.
Donald Trump
Basic human thing that we all.
Tim Pool
I think we need to.
Donald Trump
We should get it. I think we need to open the affordable health care. That means.
Tim Pool
Yeah, I think we just need as
Donald Trump
much basic human threat of death so that people realize we don't want to
Tim Pool
live that way anymore. You know, like my thought process is
Summer Lee
Jill is a retiree.
Tim Pool
I'm turn it out for a second. And just as the saying is that a man builds a fence around his house to protect his wife from a wolf, then the wolf comes and tells the woman the fence was put there to imprison her and she should tear it down. So she does, and the wolf probably eats her. And I'm like, well, you know, maybe. Maybe we would stop getting these. These like fat. You know, if you wonder why so many liberals are just morbidly obese. Because they're soft. They're cookie dough people. You know, we got to bring a little danger back to the. To the equation. Maybe we need to. You know, we need to do we need to intentionally breed wolves not to bring back to control deer population, but just. Just to scare people.
Tate Brown
Yeah.
Tim Pool
You're like. You're walking to the store and a wolf just pops out.
Donald Trump
You're like.
Tim Pool
And everyone bro. Guns. Universal gun rights across the board overnight. If we do that.
Phil Labonte
You're making Nick Fuentes argument.
Tim Pool
I'm joking, but is that his argument? Yeah. Bring wolves back.
Donald Trump
Oh, no, no.
Phil Labonte
About. About like let Democrats win because the right wing doesn't actually let it all burn down.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
It doesn't see how dangerous and bad things are.
Jay Dyer
So you're advocating terror. Terror in Tim Tone.
Tim Pool
No, no, no. It is not terrorism if it's a wolf doing it.
Democratic Politician
It's nature off of being president is going to lecture you, the American people about how good you have it.
Donald Trump
I don't know.
Tim Pool
But over a sweater. The problem I'm experiencing is that I'm getting a release of endorphins from the smell of the pepperoni pizza.
Tate Brown
Yeah, that's your.
Tim Pool
And it's a conflicting emotion where I'm
Democratic Politician
like a man who flies.
Donald Trump
It's so good.
Tim Pool
But this is so annoying.
Tate Brown
You know, I wish I could have been like these obese liberals while I'm shoveling Papa John.
Democratic Politician
How good.
Donald Trump
They're getting soft.
Tim Pool
Take a slice of Papa John's and roll it up.
Democratic Politician
He's gonna tell us that the state of the union is.
Tim Pool
Have you ever seen the In Philly they do this with cheesesteak strong for who? You get a slice of pizza, you put a cheese on it, you roll it into the pizza slice.
Democratic Politician
Bottom line might be strong.
Tim Pool
We drove the Philly wants to get like 12 of them. Should we have someone drive three hours to Philly to get like 20 of them and bring them back for everybody?
Democratic Politician
Rich friends that it's a disaster.
Tim Pool
Billy.
Tate Brown
I'll pay the tolls. I'll pay the tools.
Tim Pool
I think we'll do that on Friday.
Democratic Politician
Strong.
Tim Pool
Wait, Lisa lives there. Lisa like Jim?
Tate Brown
Lisa Reynolds. If you can hear me, please, please bring me.
Phil Labonte
You're on the show Friday.
Democratic Politician
10 times higher. When Americans fear they can be killed or taken by masked agents.
Donald Trump
Thank you.
Democratic Politician
In our streets. And now the latest news is that Trump is going why do they keep
Tate Brown
bringing random women up with them?
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Democratic Politician
Another tax cut for the richest people in this country and for big.
Jay Dyer
That's his support animal.
Tate Brown
Yeah, I think so.
Democratic Politician
17 million Americans are already paying 9 o'.
Tate Brown
Clock.
Democratic Politician
Donald Trump's last billionaire tax cut by losing their health care.
Tate Brown
Is that nine?
Donald Trump
Right.
Democratic Politician
Do we need another one? Read my lips. No new billionaire tax cuts. It's time for them to pay their fair share. Man, woman and child in this country can have a job that pays a living wage and affordable child care and health care. As to pay their they pay the
Phil Labonte
lion's share of the taxes so that way they can so that way middle class people can have a job.
Democratic Politician
It's like answer to the people gives jobs to middle class billionaires.
Tate Brown
I want the billionaires paying less now.
Democratic Politician
Absolutely not enough to the billionaire class. Not to the Epstein class.
Phil Labonte
I want to see federal taxes abolished tooth and nail.
Democratic Politician
And we will make sure that the Republicans that vote for It Lose their jobs. What do y' all say?
Phil Labonte
No.
Jay Dyer
What.
Tim Pool
What is that?
Democratic Politician
We don't need to hear what Donald Trump said says tonight because we see what he does. He steals from working Americans to give to the rich.
Tim Pool
They'd win way more votes.
Democratic Politician
Doesn't owe us a rambling speech. The American people their money back.
Tim Pool
I met an old man along the way.
Democratic Politician
If he wants to help the American Shut up and pay up and give every family the $7,600 that he took from them with his illegal bet, they're shutting it down.
Tim Pool
When he starts.
Donald Trump
Shut it down.
Democratic Politician
How about instead of giving us a
Tim Pool
railing speech, is Trump on now the
Democratic Politician
$4 billion while he's been president this last year?
Tim Pool
It's just.
Democratic Politician
How about instead of wasting our time in that capital, he gives us the one true.
Jay Dyer
We're not gonna let me back.
Democratic Politician
He gave the tax cuts to the 1%.
Jay Dyer
Memo's next up, but he's probably not
Democratic Politician
gonna give us that.
Tim Pool
We got him.
Donald Trump
We got.
Tim Pool
We got Trump. Look at him. He's pointing. Y' all just waiting for him to start talking.
Donald Trump
You're gay.
Democratic Politician
The state of our Union.
Tim Pool
You're gay.
Donald Trump
We can change it.
Tate Brown
That's what he's doing.
Democratic Politician
You know the phrase.
Tim Pool
All right, I'm gonna. We're gonna start gearing up because Trump's gonna speak any minute now. But, ladies, gentlemen, I have to be honest with you. I've made a wager on tonight's State of the Union address. Indeed. If Donald Trump says the word transgender, I am going to win the 10,000. Doesn't matter. So they're saying it's only 68%. My portfolio is hurt. I win $200. If Donald Trump says transgender, trans.
Phil Labonte
Part of everyone.
Tim Pool
Because what happened was I'm. I'm just. We're done with those people. We'll keep it up a little bit in case something happens. But what happened was I saw a scoop that Trump is bringing a D transitioner to the State of the Union as a guest and was going to make a comment on the shift and what's been going on with surgeries and the major announcements that we've seen since. And as soon as that went live, I went to call. She was like, 50% that he'll say yes. And I was like, okay, I'm going to buy this. Because I'm always talking about how I watch the news all day, and if I invested based off of the news that I saw, I make a bunch of money. So instantly, it jumped to, like, 70% that he's going to say it. And so I think I might. I might turn a little profit off
Phil Labonte
of gambling for everyone.
Tate Brown
D. Transition. Then you have, like, a hockey player, and then you have, like, someone that's, like, had a relative killed by a legal immigrant. It's just James o' Keefe coming on a different disguise.
Tim Pool
You know? Have you ever seen that thing where the guy does the hot and crazy graph?
Tate Brown
Oh, yeah.
Tim Pool
And it's like, a woman who is not crazy and is. Okay. Is in the Mary zone. A woman who is in the super hot, but she's in the crazy zone. That's. That's, you know, fun zone. Fun zone. And then he was like, over here. The. The 10 attractive with zero crazy is. It's a unicorn. They don't exist. And then I was like, actually, no, it's James o'. Keefe.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
If you ever meet a woman and she's super into you and asking all these questions about you, it's James o'. Keefe.
Katie Fang
Yeah.
Tate Brown
It's either a fed trying to kill you or if any. Any guys in the audience. If any woman ever shows any interest in you, run. Fed or James o'.
Tim Pool
Keefe. We did that bit for Cast Castle with James o', Keefe where Jamie Kilstein was talking to this beautiful woman, and he was like, I'm just. I can't believe you're talking to me. And she's like, yeah. Is there any, like, corporate malfeasance you're involved in you want to tell me about? He's like, well, actually. And then. And then the camera pants him, and it pants back. It's James in a wig. It's like, tell me more.
Phil Labonte
James is such a good sport, too.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Yeah, he's funny.
Tate Brown
Work on. It's like, do you want to issue any threats right now? Like, this is issuing threats. I'm really into that.
Tim Pool
It's the funniest things about. About James o' Keefe where, like, these women are on dates with the guy and they're like, so, like, tell me about bribery and corruption that you're involved. And he's like, okay. And they just go off.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
So I once, like, had a guy illegally arrested. Really? And she's like, tell me more. Speak clearly.
Jay Dyer
That was a crazy idea you had. So you actually study and get information and then you invest based.
Tim Pool
Well, no, I never did.
Jay Dyer
What every bit of investing is.
Tim Pool
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. My point is, every day when we do this show, sometimes we break news. Like, someone will be like, hey, yo, this thing Just happened, and they'll pull it up. And I've pointed out that most people don't invest on the immediate breaking news. It's the next day. So I was like, if we actually just bought shares and traded, you know, crypto or other things based on the news we're seeing live, when we're doing it, we're. We're hours ahead of the average person. We'd profit. I mean, we're not ahead of the AI or anything like that, but we'd profit. And so Ian told. Was talking about graphene years ago. So I invested in a company that produces carbon products and graphene. I'm up, like. I'm up like, 20 grand, I think. And I was like, you know, Ian once stormed into my room. Like, Kramer, I've told the story a million times. He, like, knocks on the door to our old student. The old studio we were in at the castle. And he's like. He just knock, knock, knock over.
Donald Trump
Like, oh, dude, you got to buy Palantir.
Tim Pool
Like, have you heard about this? It's like, it's public now. It's $13. And I was like, ian, I. I know I heard of Pal. I don't. What are you talking about? He's like, bro, I'm telling you right now, you got to go, like, just buy a bunch of shares of Palantir. And then I was like, I don't know, dude. I'm not going to. It's at, like 180 bucks right now out of like, 12x my money, you know?
Phil Labonte
When was that?
Tim Pool
Oh, bro, that was like 20. 20 maybe. Yeah, maybe 20, 21 or something. Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently waiting for the State of the Union to
Phil Labonte
go live for the Big Don.
Donald Trump
I will.
Tim Pool
I will check some other formal streams like PBS and stuff to see if they've got any live. Live from the room or anything. Like, they're streaming on the ap.
Tate Brown
Got Big Bird in there.
Tim Pool
Something just kind of. What is it? Is it like the room coming? Yeah, it is. All right, we can. We can. There you go.
Tate Brown
Let's get a printed on call.
Tim Pool
She so printed.
Tate Brown
So stupid.
Tim Pool
Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. There's so Aaron. I do believe George Santos is there.
Phil Labonte
George Santos.
Tim Pool
And so we like. So here's what happened.
Phil Labonte
Text him.
Tim Pool
We pulled up the call. She. And it was like, who will attend the State of the Union? And George Santos was one of the guys. He was at 9%. And I was like, if I bet like a hundred bucks on him, I want a grand. And then I was like, What? I'll just text him right now. I sent him a text and he responded and at the time I was like, I'm not going to say anything because I don't want to just put it out there. But I did. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Let's roll. I believe he is there. I'll put it like that. Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States.
Democratic Politician
Look at that.
Phil Labonte
He's actually pretty close on time.
Tim Pool
Yep, only six minutes late. I'm glad the Democrats aren't there because now it's mostly going to be cheering, no jeering. And that means the average American who watches this will just hear Trump being celebrated.
Phil Labonte
Yep.
Tate Brown
Justin Amash in the back.
Phil Labonte
Is he really booming? All these people that like run to the aisle to shake his hand.
Tim Pool
Yeah, they were lying, claiming Massey was going to be sitting in the Democrats aisle.
Phil Labonte
That guy just standing there acting like he's not coming down the aisle. Look at him. Gotta prove my Democrat bona fide.
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Tim Pool
Everybody wants to stand there. Oh, that Troy,
Tate Brown
Her eyes.
Tim Pool
So, you know, you know, the scary thing is most of these liberals, if they were ever forced to sit down with Trump, just like actually meet him, they'd fall in love with him.
Phil Labonte
Well, yeah, I mean, that's why they
Tim Pool
won't look at him. It's true. Because. And that's why they can't watch the show. That's why they're like, don't watch, don't watch. Because you, you meet Trump. He is a professional charmer. That's his whole career. He's a salesman. He figured out how to make you feel like you're the best.
Tate Brown
You see, Alarina is trying to talk to him. Oh, no sign.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, there you go.
Tate Brown
Let's go.
Phil Labonte
Get out of here with that.
Tate Brown
Wow. Why is he not like banned?
Tim Pool
Yeah, they threw him out together.
Phil Labonte
Such an embarrassment.
Tate Brown
Awesome. Just snapped his little son. He probably put some snapped. He's trying to put it back together. You can't figure out he's probably going
Tim Pool
to Scream again and get thrown out. They're doing it because. Because they want clicks. Yeah, just stunt.
Phil Labonte
I mean, he's already got impeachment articles written up for if the Democrats take the House back.
Tim Pool
Hey, look, it's Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett. Is he. Oh, he didn't shake her hand. He shook Kavanaugh's hand and he ignored Coney Barrett.
Democratic Politician
Really?
Tim Pool
Well, you saw what he said recently about the Supreme Court. Except for Kavanaugh, Lido, and Thomas, right?
Jenna Norton
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Oh, yeah. He's just barely invited yet.
Tim Pool
Clarence Thomas is like the best statesman we have.
Phil Labonte
Absolutely.
Tate Brown
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Fetterman.
Phil Labonte
Did you shake Fetterman's hand?
Tate Brown
Yep.
Phil Labonte
Oh, nice.
Tim Pool
I like Fetterman.
Phil Labonte
Look at Betterment dressed.
Donald Trump
And he actually is wearing a suit.
Phil Labonte
Look at that. I almost didn't recognize him.
Tim Pool
It would just be so cool if, like fireworks, like WWE lights and it's
Jay Dyer
one of those T shirts. That's a suit. It's not actually a suit.
Tate Brown
Yeah,
Tim Pool
I actually would find that hilarious. We got. We got the Trump family. We got Baron. Baron Trump. Eight kids feet tall. Not even a joke.
Jay Dyer
Anunaki.
Phil Labonte
There's Thomas Massie Massey with the Republicans.
Tim Pool
Media lied. Of course they did. The last. The last person to stop clapping gets executed.
Tate Brown
It's true. You know it's true. House rules. I'd stand there for hours making them days.
Tim Pool
It's the first person who stops clapping gets executed. Yeah. That's North Korea, right?
Donald Trump
No.
Tim Pool
11 minutes. Someone was finally like, all right, I'm
Donald Trump
going to wind it down.
Tim Pool
And then he killed him.
Jay Dyer
Good.
Tate Brown
Mago loyalist people were falling over out of fatigue.
Donald Trump
Oh, look at him.
Democratic Politician
Look at.
Tim Pool
He's got. Look at Al Green.
Tate Brown
Prom should go over there and steal it.
Tim Pool
No, someone just did. Yeah, someone walked over and tried grabbing it from him.
Tate Brown
Can we bring props to this? State of the. That's why.
Jay Dyer
Barely.
Tate Brown
They're like bouncing a beach ball around.
Tim Pool
Someone should have worn, like a shaman.
Jay Dyer
They're doing carrot. They're doing carrots. Hot roof teens with props everywhere.
Tim Pool
Trump pulls out props.
Jenna Norton
Members of Congress, I have the high
Tate Brown
privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the President of the United States.
Jay Dyer
Let's go.
Tate Brown
Love this guy. Al Green with his gay sign.
Phil Labonte
That would be good.
Tim Pool
See, the Democrats are just stone faced.
Tate Brown
I can't even spell.
Phil Labonte
Well, they don't like America, so now
Tim Pool
some of them are clapping.
Tate Brown
They know it's good for them.
Donald Trump
Well, thank you very much, everybody. It's really. We're marking Speaker Johnson Papa John's day. Reckoning. Vice President Vance. First lady of the United States.
Phil Labonte
She was stupid.
Donald Trump
Second lady of the United States, Members of Congress and my fellow Americans, our nation is back. Bigger, better, richer and stronger than ever before.
Tate Brown
So true. It's like as good as it's ever been.
Donald Trump
Less than five months from now, our country will celebrate an epic milestone in American history. The 250th anniversary of our glorious American independence. This July 4th, we will mark two and a half centuries of liberty and triumph, progress and freedom in the most incredible and exceptional nation ever to exist on the face of the earth.
Phil Labonte
There you go.
Donald Trump
You've seen nothing yet. We're going to do better and better and better. This is the golden age of America.
Tate Brown
Hal Green signs is black people aren't apes.
Tim Pool
What?
Tate Brown
It's funny to the Obama video When
Donald Trump
I last spoke, spoken this chamber 12 months ago, I had just inherited a nation in crisis with a stagnant economy, inflation at record levels, a wide open border, horrendous recruitment for military and police, rampant crime at home and wars and chaos all over the world. But tonight, after just one year, I can say with dignity and pride that we have achieved a transformation like no one has ever seen before. And a turnaround for the ages. It is indeed a turnaround for the ages.
Tim Pool
If he says discombobulator. People get paid a lot of money.
Tate Brown
Out of all the things you pick something that don't have probably two weeks.
Donald Trump
And we will never go back to where we were just a very short time ago. We're not going back.
Tate Brown
So true.
Donald Trump
Today, our border is secure.
Tate Brown
Annoyed to be interrupted by USA.
Tim Pool
Usa.
Donald Trump
Thank you. Today our border is secure. Our spirit is restored. Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising fast, the roaring economy is roaring like never before. And our enemies are scared. Our military and police are stacked and America is respected again, perhaps like never before.
Phil Labonte
I mean, after the Venezuela operation, there's actually some truth to that.
Tate Brown
Everything he says is 100% clear. I'll go fact check myself.
Donald Trump
After four years in which millions and millions of illegal aliens poured across our borders, totally unvetted and unchecked, we now have the strongest and most secure border in American history. By far. In the past nine months, zero illegal aliens have been admitted to the United States.
Tim Pool
Democrats aren't clapping. Of course not, it's the law.
Donald Trump
But we will always allow people to come in legally. People that will love our country and will work hard to maintain our country. The flow of deadly fentanyl across our border is down by a record 56% in one year. And last year, the Murder rate saw its single largest decline in recorded history. This is the biggest decline, think of it, in recorded history. The lowest number in over one 125 years. Year 1900 in fact. Substantially before my wonderful father. I had a wonderful father, Fred, before he was born. Substantially before he was born. That's a long time ago. He wouldn't like me to say that, but that's a long time ago. The Biden administration and its allies in Congress gave us the worst inflation in the history of our country. But in 12 months, my administration has driven core inflation down to the lowest level in more than five years. And in the last three months of 2025, it was down to 1.7. Gasoline which reached a peak of over $6 a gallon in some states. Under my predecessor it was quite honestly a disaster. Is now below $2.30 a gallon in most states and in some places $1.99 a gallon. And when I visited the great state of Iowa just a few weeks ago, I even saw $1.85 a gallon for gasoline. Mortgage rates are the lowest in four years and falling fast. And the annual cost of a typical new mortgage is down almost $5,000 just since I took office. One year. And low interest rates will solve the Biden created housing problem while at the same time protecting the values of those people who already own a house that really feel rich for the first time in their lives. We want to protect those values. We want to keep those values up. We're going to do both.
Tim Pool
Looks like they kicked out Al Green.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, they did.
Donald Trump
And we are going to keep it that way. The stock market has set 53 all time record highs since the election. Think of that. One year. Yeah.
Tate Brown
They're going to bring Maduro out and change.
Donald Trump
Boosting pensions, 401ks and retirement accounts for the millions and millions of Americans. Everybody's up, way up. Four long years. The last administration got less than 1 trillion in new investment in the United States. And when I say less, substantially less. In 12 months I secured commitments for more than $18 trillion pouring in from all over the globe. Think of it. Much less than $1 trillion for four years versus much more than $18 trillion dollars for one year. What a difference the President makes.
Tate Brown
I like it.
Donald Trump
A short time ago we were a dead country. Now we are the hottest country anywhere in the world. The hottest.
Tim Pool
Fact check. True. We're.
Jay Dyer
Are we in it girl? Yes.
Tate Brown
Okay, that's a good point. The world is lusting over.
Tim Pool
I mean, it's true.
Tate Brown
They won't stop coming they won't stop coming.
Donald Trump
As thousands of new business plants and laboratories are being built, we have added 70,000 new construction jobs in just a very short period of time. It's getting bigger and bigger and stronger. Nobody can believe what they're watching. American oil production is up by more than 600,000 barrels a day. And we just received from our new friend and partner, Venezuela, more than 80 million barrels of oil.
Phil Labonte
Our new friend and partner.
Tate Brown
Here we go. I like making friends.
Jay Dyer
Maduro is doing those construction jobs now. He's out front of Home Depot waiting for a job.
Tate Brown
He's banging up license plates for us.
Donald Trump
American natural gas production is at an all time high because I kept my promise to drill, baby, drill.
Phil Labonte
So true.
Donald Trump
More Americans are working today than at any time in the history of our country. Think about that. Any time in the history of our country. More working today. And 100% of all jobs created under my administration have been in the working private sector.
Phil Labonte
I think the federal government's down on something like 300,000 jobs, maybe 30,000 jobs or something. That's a. That's a victory. Yeah, but that's a victory we ended.
Jay Dyer
That was all the employees at the
Donald Trump
Atlanta area in America.
Jay Dyer
Yes. Which is 300,000.
Tim Pool
Here we go.
Donald Trump
We cut a record number of job killing regulations and in one year, we have lifted 2.4 million Americans a record off of food stamps. And for all of these reasons, I say tonight, members of the Congress, the state of our union is strong.
Tim Pool
Thomas not there, huh?
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Phil Labonte
He's just like, I can't, I can't. Yeah, things are just going too well.
Donald Trump
Our country is worth winning again. In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much. We can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country. Until you came along, we're just always losing. But now we're winning too much.
Jay Dyer
Bringing back the Charlie Sheen.
Donald Trump
And I say, no, no, no, you're going to win again. You're going to win big. You're going to win bigger than ever. And to prove that point, to prove that point, here with us tonight is a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud. The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team. Come on in. Yeah.
Phil Labonte
Also this is pretty great. In overtime. Come on.
Jay Dyer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
I think he's gonna drag. You think he'll drag the women?
Tate Brown
I hope so.
Phil Labonte
Probably first time since the mirror blown ice. I can't get much better.
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Tate Brown
If you don't clap for hockey, that's like explicit anti white racism that could get you investigated.
Phil Labonte
I thought it was just anti Canadian.
Tate Brown
A lot of hockey players.
Phil Labonte
Okay, okay, okay.
Donald Trump
Go ahead.
Tate Brown
The glaze is kind of crazy, which is good. They've earned it. Canada is so we can't
Tim Pool
get ready.
Phil Labonte
Syrupians.
Democratic Politician
We're coming.
Tate Brown
We're relocating.
Donald Trump
That's the first time I've ever seen them get up. And actually, not all of them did get up. But they beat a fantastic Canadian team in overtime, as everybody saw, as did the American women, who will soon be coming to the White House.
Phil Labonte
There you go.
Tim Pool
Good stuff.
Donald Trump
I like that.
Jay Dyer
But they're coming to make the sandwiches at the ballroom.
Tate Brown
Sandwiches? For the men's heroes.
Donald Trump
They're gonna make beautiful sandwiches. They're gonna use those little hockey sticks to spread the condom. It's just gonna be wonderful.
Tim Pool
They're going to make Santos.
Tate Brown
For the men.
Tim Pool
Yeah, for the men.
Donald Trump
Eat up, boys.
Tate Brown
You're heroes. Ladies, keep them coming. He needs a refill.
Donald Trump
They were in the Oval Office before. And I just want to say a second. Very big congratulations to Team usa. But I have to say that. And I told them this and we took a vote of the team. I said, anybody votes? No, I'm not doing it. So they stood there and they weren't about to say no because I'd never Seen a goaltender play as well as goalie Connor Hallebuck.
Phil Labonte
Good stuff by the President.
Donald Trump
Yes. Think of it. 46 shots on gold. And I asked him, the one shot, the one where you put your stick in the back and it hit the neck of your stick and bounced off. Do you practice that, or was that a little lucky? He refused to answer that question. But I just want to tell you that the members of this great hockey squad will be very happy to hear, based on their vote and my vote, and in this case, my vote was more important, that I will soon be presenting Connor with our highest civilian honor, which we will be given and which has been given to many athletes over the years. But when I say many, not too many, like 12. It's called the highest civilian honor in our country, the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Phil Labonte
You've earned it, kid.
Donald Trump
Great athletes have gotten that. Very great. The best. And I thought he deserved it. And I did take a vote. Every single one of them. I said, I'm not giving it. If anybody goes, no. And every single one of them rapidly put up their hand. So I want to thank you. What a special job you did, what special champions you are. Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm also pleased to say that the next time the Olympic torch is lit, it will be here in America for the 2028 Olympics. And it's the summer version, right? In Los Angeles. We're going to do a good job in Los Angeles, And Los Angeles is going to be safe, just like Washington, D.C. is now one of the safest cities in the country, that's a threat. And this year, and I must say, I got them both. I got them in my first term. And I was disappointed because I didn't think I'd be the president when this happened. But strange things took place, and now I've got them, because I got the Olympics and I got the 2026 FIFA World Cup. And I wanted to claim the 250th, but I didn't get away with that one. I couldn't claim that one for myself. But we're getting the World Cup. So we have the World cup and the Olympics coming. And that is exciting news.
Tim Pool
That's massive. A lot of money.
Phil Labonte
I wonder if they're going to move the soccer match that's supposed to happen.
Donald Trump
So this will be a year to celebrate our country and the heroes who have kept it free. Men like Buddy taggart. At age 17, Buddy volunteered to defend America in World War II, serving in the Pacific under the great General Douglas MacArthur. He fought bravely in the famous Battle of Manila, worked so hard he was badly wounded and almost killed by enemy machine guns in Luzon. And 81 years ago this month, he liberated the largest internment camp in the Philippines, one of the largest anywhere in the world. But he earned many honors, including a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star. Came home, started a family, and tonight he is in the gallery looking forward to July 4, 2026, his 100th birthday.
Tim Pool
Wow. He's 99. He's standing up legend.
Phil Labonte
He's great for 99.
Jay Dyer
Yeah.
Tim Pool
Wow.
Donald Trump
So buddy, you're a brave man and we salute you. Even in times of challenge, setback and immense heartache, the spirit of 1776 has always shone through very brightly. It was July 4th of last year when floodwaters tore through a girls summer camp in central Texas. One of the worst things I've ever seen, I was there. Rising 26ft in the matter of minutes, tragically claiming many, many lives. You all remember that one. As the waters threatened to sweep her away, 11 year old Millie Kate McClaymond closed her eyes and prayed to God. She thought she was going to die. Those prayers were answered when Coast Guard rescue swimmer Scott Ruskin descended from a helicopter above. Nobody knew where he came from. It was Scott's first ever rescue mission. Young guy, but very brave, Very, very top. Always top in his class. And he lifted not just Billy Kate but 164 others to safety.
Tim Pool
It.
Donald Trump
People watched Scott from a distance and they couldn't believe what they were seeing. The winds were blowing, the rain was pouring, everything was going and that rapid water, nobody has ever seen anything like it. They said, wow, that's something. Tonight Scott and Millie Kate are here together, reunited for the very first time. Thank you. Scott, Millie Kate. And Petty Officer Ruskin. I'm pleased to inform you that I am now awarding you the Legion of Merit for extraordinary heroism. Which is what it was, extraordinary heroism. Thank you.
Tim Pool
99 year old man keeps saying, I'd
Donald Trump
like to have the military aid to please come down and take care of the service. Military aid. Thank you very much. Take care of that very important service. Thank you very much. From 1776 to today, every generation of Americans has stepped forward to defend life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And they're really doing it for the next generation. But now it's our turn. Together we're building a nation where every child has the chance to reach higher and go further. Where government answers to the people, not the powerful. And where the interests of hardworking American citizens are always our first and ultimate concern. That is the debt we owe to the heroes who came before us. And that is the promise we must keep to America for our 250th year. Last year, I urged this Congress to begin the mission by passing the largest tax cuts in American history. And our Republican majorities delivered so beautifully. Thank you, Republicans, All Democrats, every single one of them voted against these really important and very necessary massive tax cuts. They wanted large scale tax increases to hurt the people instead. But we held strong. And with the great big beautiful bill we gave you, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, and no tax on Social Security for our great seniors.
Phil Labonte
It's hard to make the argument that he's not, that he's taxing the middle class, that he's hurting the middle class when he does pass things.
Donald Trump
We also made interest on auto loans tax deductible the first time, but only if the car is made in America. Recently in Pennsylvania, I met Megan Hemhauser, a devoted mom who home schools her children. Beautiful two children during the day while waiting tables at night as her husband works overtime operating very heavy equipment. Megan is here this evening and she's happy to tell you that she is so, so much richer. Because with no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, and our expanded child tax credit done again by Republicans, Megan and her husband will take home more than $5,000 extra just for the year, cutting her tax bill in more than half. Megan, please stand up. We're fighting for you, Megan. Thank you, Megan. Thank you, Megan. We're fighting for you, Megan. Under our bill, parents like Megan can also activate their children's brand new Trump accounts. And I didn't name it. I did not name it.
Tim Pool
I did not name it.
Phil Labonte
It wasn't me. It wasn't.
Donald Trump
Nobody believes me, but I did not name it.
Phil Labonte
No, no, no one believes you, Donald. No one believes you.
Donald Trump
Nice man, a good man. Tax free investment accounts for every American child. This is something that's so special and has taken off and gone through the roof. Millions will be pre funded Courtesy of the U.S. treasury and Private individuals like Michael and Susan Dell who have donated $6,250,000,000 to fund the Trump accounts for 25 million American children. They're great people, You know. I asked Michael Dell, how do you make all that money? He said, well, I just sat on my dorm in school and I made computers and I'd sell them to people and I just kept selling and selling and selling and pretty amazing story that's called the American Dream. He sold a lot of computers, a lot of those laptops. So I congratulate him on that. But I really thank him and Susan as well as others like Brad Gerstner. Very tremendous guy. He was behind it right from the beginning. Brad Gerstner, thank you, Brad. So with modest additional contributions, these young people's accounts could grow to over $100,000 or more by the time they turn 18. Think of it, how much money is that? For somebody that started with nothing, over 100,000 could be much more than that. To make this investment in our children's Future, go to TrumpAccounts.gov TrumpAccounts.gov and a lot of people are doing it. They're setting every record in the book. It's popular. They knew what was going to, what it was going to take. I'm so proud of them. I'm so proud of the people that got it started and now it's just taken off. One of the primary reasons for our country's stunning economic turnaround, the biggest in history, where the Dow Jones broke 50,000 four years ahead of schedule and the S and P hit 7,000, where it wasn't supposed to do it for many years, were tariffs. I used these tariffs, took in hundreds of billions of dollars to make great deals for our country both economically and on a national security basis. Everything was working well. Countries that were new year, new vibe. You want the warmth of a drink, that smooth little kick. But you also want to wake up tomorrow feeling amazing. That's where RK comes in. RK is the world's first zero proof spirits brand and they invented the warm molecule giving you the burn of whiskey or tequila without a drop of alcohol. Start the year strong with 28 bold zero proof spirits, zero calories, zero sugar, zero regrets. So you can see celebrate big and still keep your resolutions on track. Start the year right. Join the Zero Proof Resolution at rkbeverages.com
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Donald Trump
Ripping us off for decades are now paying us hundreds of billions of dollars. They were ripping us so badly. You all know that everybody knows it. Even the Democrats know it. They just don't want to say it. And yet these countries are now happy. And so are we. We made deals. The deals are all done.
Phil Labonte
All the Trumpisms are so.
Donald Trump
And they're happy. Democrats don't making money like they used to, but we're making a lot of money. There was no inflation, tremendous growth. And the big story was how Donald Trump called the economy correctly and 22 Nobel Prize winners in economics didn't. They got it totally wrong. They got it really wrong. And then just four days ago, an unfortunate ruling from the United States Supreme Court. It just came down. It came down. Very unfortunate ruling. But the good news is that almost all countries and corporations want to keep the deal that they already made. Right, Scott. Knowing that the legal power that I as president have to make a new deal could be far worse for them and therefore they will continue to work along the same successful path that we had negotiated before the Supreme Court's unfortunate involvement. So despite the disappointing ruling, these powerful country saving, it's saving our country the kind of money we're taking in peace. Protecting many of the wars I settled was because of the threat of tariffs. I wouldn't have been able to settle them without will remain in place under fully approved and tested alternative legal statutes. And they have been tested for a long time. They're a little more complex, but they're actually probably better leading to a solution that will be even stronger than before. Congressional action will not be necessary. It's already time tested and approved. And as time goes by, I believe the tariffs paid for by foreign countries will, like in the past, substantially replace the modern day system of income tax, taking a great financial burden off the people that I love. Moving forward, factories, jobs, investment and trillions and trillions of dollars will continue pouring into the United States of America because we finally have a president who puts America first. I put America first. I love America. For decades before I came along, we had the exact opposite. From trade to healthcare, from energy to immigration, everything was stolen and rigged in order to drain the wealth out of the productive, hardworking people who make our country great, who make our country run under Biden and his corrupt partners in Congress and beyond. It reached a breaking point with the green news scam. Open borders for everyone. They poured in by the millions and millions from prisons, from mental institutions. They were murderers. 11,888 million murders. They came into our country. You allowed that to happen. And record setting inflation that cost the typical family $34,000 in just a speck of Time. Now the same people in this chamber who voted for those disasters suddenly used the word affordability. A word. They just used it. Somebody gave it to them knowing full well that they caused and created the increased prices that all of our citizens had to endure. You caused that problem. You caused that problem.
Phil Labonte
I like that. You caused. Lame.
Donald Trump
They knew their state. They knew it. They knew their statements were a dirty rotten lie. Their policies created the high prices. Our policies are rapidly ending them. We are doing really well. Those prices are plummeting downward. The price of eggs, eggs is down 60%. Madam Secretary, thank you. The cost of chicken, butter, fruit, hotels, automobiles, rent is lower today than when I took office by a lot. And even beef, which was very high, is starting to come down significantly. Just hold on a little while we're getting it down and soon you will see numbers that few people would think were possible to achieve just a short time ago. Nobody can believe when they see the kind of numbers and especially energy. When they see energy going down to numbers like that, they cannot believe it. It's like another big tax cut. I'm also confronting one of the biggest rip offs of our times, the crushing cost of health care caused by you since the passage of the Unaffordable Care act, sometimes referred to as Obamacare. Big insurance company that's gotten rich. It was meant for the insurance companies, not for the people. With our government giving them hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars a year as their stock prices soared. 1000, 1200, 1400 and even 1700% like nothing else. That's why I introduced the great health care plan. I want to stop all payments to big insurance companies and instead give that money directly to the people so they can buy their own healthcare, which will be better healthcare at a much lower cost. In addition, my plan requires maximum price transparency. That's a big deal. Sounds so simple, so big. And I did that in my first term and the Democrats immediately terminated it with full knowledge that they were doing a very bad thing for the people. Costs were going to go way up and that's what happened. And now I'm bringing them way down on health care and everything else. I'm also ending the wildly inflated cost of prescription drugs. Like has never happened before. Other presidents tried to do it, but they never could. They tried. Most didn't try actually, but they tried. They said they tried. They couldn't do it. They didn't even come close. They were all talk and no action. But I got it done under my just enacted most favored nation agreements, Americans who have for decades paid by far the highest prices of any nation anywhere in the world for prescription drugs will now pay the lowest price anywhere in the world for drugs anywhere, the lowest price. So in my first year of the second term, should be my third term, but strange things happen. I took prescription drugs, a very big part of healthcare, from the highest price in the entire world to the lowest. That's a big achievement. The result is price differences of 300, 400, 500, 600% and more, all available right now at a new website called TrumpRx.gov and I didn't name that one either, by the way.
Phil Labonte
So full of it.
Tim Pool
He's like, don't look at me. Everyone just loves my name, you know?
Donald Trump
And here tonight is the very first customer and ever to get that big discount. And it is big. Katherine Rayner. For five years, she and her husband have struggled with infertility and they turned
Phil Labonte
to just open your laundry.
Donald Trump
One drug has been costing $4,000 to purchase. But a few weeks ago, she logged through the Trump RX website and got that same drug. Got it for under $500. A reduction of much more, actually, than $3,500. Catherine, we are all praying for you, and you're going to be a great mom.
Tate Brown
Great.
Donald Trump
So now I'm calling on Congress to codify my Most Favored Nation program into law. Now, the one thing I'm not sure it matters because it's going to be very hard for somebody that comes along after me to say, let's raise drug prices by 700 or 800%. But John and Mike, if you don't mind, codify it anyway. They may do it. Codify it anyway. Thank you. Many Americans are also concerned that energy demand from AI data centers could unfairly drive up their electric utility bills. Tonight, I'm pleased to announce that I have negotiated the new ratepayer protection pledge. You know what that is? We're telling the major tech companies that they have the obligation to provide for their own power needs. They can build their own power plants as part of their factory so that no one's prices will go up. And in many cases, prices of electricity will go down for the community and very substantially down. This is a unique strategy never used in this country before. We have an old grid. It could never handle the kind of numbers, the amount of electricity that's needed. So I'm telling them they can build their own plant, they're going to produce their own electricity. It will ensure the company's ability to get electricity while at the same time lowering prices of electricity for you and could be very substantial for all of you cities and towns. You're going to see some good things happen over the next number of years.
Phil Labonte
What kind of plans?
Donald Trump
Another pillar of the American dream that has been under attack is homeownership. With us tonight is Rachel Wiggins, a mom of two from Houston. She placed bids on 20 homes and lost all of those bids to gigantic investment firms that bypassed inspection, paid all cash and turned those houses into rentals, stealing away her American dream. She was devastated. Stories like this are why last month I signed executive order to ban large Wall street investment firms from buying up into thousands single family home. And now I'm asking Congress to make that ban permanent. Because homes for people, really that's what we want. We want homes for people, not for corporations. Corporations are doing just fine. Racel thank you very much. Good luck with your home. You'll get one soon. We're also working to make it easier for Americans to save for retirement. And under this administration we will always protect Social Security and Medicare. They are not protecting it for our seniors. We will always protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid. Since I took office, the typical 401 balance is up by at least $30,000. That's a lot of money. We have millions and millions of people because the stock market has done so well setting all those records. Your 401s are way up. Yet half of all of working Americans still do not have access to a retirement plan with matching contributions from and employer. To remedy this gross disparity, I am announcing that next year my administration will give these often forgotten American workers, great people, the people that built our country, access to the same type of retirement plan offered to every federal worker. We will match your contribution with up to $1,000 each year. As we ensure that all Americans can profit from a rising stock market, let's also ensure that members of Congress cannot corruptly profit from using insider information.
Phil Labonte
Let's go. I know that's popular with a lot of people and it's fine. I don't have a problem with it, but it just seems like inconsequential really.
Donald Trump
They stood up.
Phil Labonte
I can't believe insider trading.
Tim Pool
I can't believe.
Donald Trump
I can't believe it.
Phil Labonte
I'm fine with it. I mean top line with them passing
Donald Trump
a law about it. Yeah, doubt it. And I just like pass the stock inside America without delay.
Phil Labonte
It just means that Congress can't make money.
Donald Trump
I wasn't sure if anybody even on this side was going to look at that. I was very impressed. Thank you. Let me know I'm very impressed. But when it comes to the corruption that is plundering, really, it's plundering America, there's been no more stunning example than Minnesota, where members of the community have pillaged an estimated $19 billion from the American taxpayer. Oh, we have all the information and in actuality the number is much higher than that. And California, Massachusetts, Maine and many other states are even worse. This is the kind of corruption that shreds the fabric of a nation. And we are working on it.
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Donald Trump
So tonight, although started four months ago, I am officially announcing the war on fraud to be led by our Great Vice President J.D. vance.
Jay Dyer
War on fraud.
Tate Brown
That's interesting. After LeBron's Covid Finals championship, he'll get it done.
Donald Trump
Find enough of that fraud. We will actually have a balanced budget overnight. It'll go very quickly. That's the kind of money you're talking about.
Tim Pool
Come on balance, our 19 billion to
Donald Trump
3 trillion Somali fire just got to tweak ransacked Minnesota remind us that there are large parts of the world.
Tim Pool
Why is it getting so quiet?
Phil Labonte
We'll get rid of the deficit.
Donald Trump
But a balance, the norm, not the exception. Supporting these cultures, immigration and open borders brings those problems right here to the usa. And it is the American people who pay the price in higher medical bills, car insurance rates, rent, taxes and perhaps most importantly, crime. We will take care of this problem. We're going to take care of this problem. We are not playing games. Delilah. Delilah.
Tim Pool
What's it like in New York City?
Tate Brown
It's very salient.
Donald Trump
Delilah colburn was only five years old in June 2024 when a 18 wheel tractor trailer plowed into her stopped car traveling at 60 miles an hour or more. The driver was an illegal alien led in by Joe Biden and given a commercial driver's license by Open Borders politicians in California. Doctors said Delilah would never be able to walk or talk. Have a good life. She wouldn't even be able to eat again. But against all odds, she is now in the first grade learning to walk. And she's here this evening with her dad, Marcus A fantastic man. Delilah, please, you are a great inspiration. Please stand up. Thank you, Delilah. Many, if not most, illegal aliens do not speak English and cannot read even the most basic road signs as to direction, speed, danger or location. That's why tonight I'm calling on Congress to pass what we will call the Delilah Law, barring any state from granting commercial driver's licenses to illegal aliens. And yesterday, as you probably saw at the White House, I hosted a ceremony with Americans who lost their treasured loved ones to the scourge of illegal immigration. People came into our country. How we allowed this to happen with our open borders. These are the angel moms and families that for decades our government betrayed and our media totally ignored. Totally ignored. It was terrible. Hard to believe, actually. In 2023, a 16 year old high school cheerleader named Lizbeth Medina was supposed to perform in her town's Christmas parade, but she never arrived. Her mother, Jacqueline, went home to look for her and she found her lying dead in a bathtub, bleeding profusely after being stabbed 25 times. Lisbeth's killer was a previously arrested illegal alien who had broken in and brutally, really just brutally extinguished the brightest light in her family's life, violently and viciously. Her heartbroken mother is in the gallery to remind everyone in this chamber exactly why we are deporting illegal alien criminals who are country at record numbers. And we're getting them the hell out of here fast. We don't want them.
Phil Labonte
Deport.
Tate Brown
Scram. I'll just skedaddle out here.
Donald Trump
Thank you very much, Jacqueline. Thank you. We can never forget that many in this room not only allowed the border invasion to happen before I got involved, but indeed they would do it all over again if they ever had the chance, if they ever got elected, they would open up those borders to some of the worst criminals anywhere in the world. The only thing standing between Americans and a wide open border right now is President Donald J. Trump and our great Republican patriots in Congress. Thank you. Thank you. As we speak, Democrats in this chamber have cut off all funding for the Department of Homeland Security. It's all cut off. It's all cut off. They have instituted another Democrat shutdown. The first one costing us two points on gdp. Two points we lost on gdp, which probably made them quite happy actually. Now they have closed the agency responsible for protecting Americans from terrorists and murderers. Tonight, I'm demanding the full and immediate restoration of all funding for the border security, Homeland security of the United States, and also for helping people clean up their snow. We have no money because of the Democrats. And it would be nice, we'd love to give you a hand at cleaning it up, but you gave no money. Nobody is getting paid. It's a shame. So you have to think about it. We have, in case you didn't know, pretty large snowstorm out there. One of the great things about the State of the Union is how it gives Americans the chance to see clearly what their representatives really believe. So tonight I'm inviting every legislature to join with my administration in reaffirming a fundamental principle. If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support. The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens. Isn't that a shame? You should be ashamed of yourself. Not standing up. You should be ashamed of yourself. That is why I'm also asking you to end deadly sanctuary cities that protect the criminals and enact serious penalties for public officials who block the removal of removal of criminal aliens. In many cases, drug lords, murderers, all over our country, they're blocking the removal of these people out of our country. And you should be ashamed of yourself.
Phil Labonte
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Donald Trump
And perhaps most importantly, I'm asking you to approve the Save America act. To stop illegal aliens and others who are unpermitted persons from voting in our sacred American elections. That cheating is rampant in our elections. It's rampant. It's very simple. All voters must show voter id. All voters must show proof of citizenship in order to vote. And no more crooked mail in ballots except for illness, disability, military or travel. None.
Phil Labonte
All these exceptions, none.
Donald Trump
And this should be an easy one. And by the way, it's polling at 89%, including Democrats. 89%.
Tim Pool
Indeed it is some reason the politicians
Phil Labonte
won't vote for it because Democrats want to cheat.
Donald Trump
And even the new communist mayor of New York City, I think he's a nice guy. Actually he's become a lad. Bad policy, but nice guy just said they want people to shovel snow. They got hit hard, wants them to shovel snow. But if you apply for that job, you need to show two original forms of ID and a Social Security card. Yet they don't want ID identification for the greatest privilege of them all voting in America. No, it's no good. No good. Both Republicans and Democrats overwhelmingly agree on the policy that we just enunciated. And Congress should unite and enact this common sense country saving legislation right now. And it should be before anything else happens. And the reason they don't want to do it. Why would anybody not want voter id? One reason. Because they want to Cheat. There's only one reason. They make up all excuses. They say it's racist. They come up with things. You almost say what imagination they have. They want to cheat. They have cheated. And their policy is so bad that the only way they can get elected is to cheat. And we're going to stop it. We have to stop it, John.
Phil Labonte
There we go. There we go.
Donald Trump
And here is one more opportunity to show common sense in government. In the gallery tonight are Sage Blair and her mother Michelle. In 2021, Sage was 14 when school officials in Virginia sought to socially transition her to a new gender, treating her as a boy and hiding as a trans man from her parents. Hard to believe, isn't it? Before long, a confused Sage ran away from home after she was found in a horrific situation in Maryland. A left wing judge refused to return Sage to her parents because they did not immediately state that their daughter was their son. Sage was thrown into an all boys stayed home and suffered terribly for a long time. But today all of that is behind them because Sage is a proud and wonderful young woman with a full ride scholarship to Liberty University. Sage and Michelle, please stand up.
Phil Labonte
What is that?
Tate Brown
I have no idea.
Donald Trump
Right.
Phil Labonte
He looks over it just like
Tim Pool
this
Phil Labonte
is all for attention and thank you
Donald Trump
for your great bravery. And who can believe that we're even speaking about things like this? 15 years ago if somebody was up here and said that they say what's wrong with him but now we have to say it because it's going on all over numerous states without even telling the parents. But surely we can all agree no state can be allowed to rip children from their parents arms and transition them to a new gender against the parents will. Who would believe that we're even talking about this? We must ban it and we must ban it immediately.
Tim Pool
L save act lost cuz he said save America act and he has to say transgender, not transition to a new gender. Fortunately I sold when the spike happened.
Phil Labonte
Transgender forever.
Donald Trump
These people are crazy. I'm telling you, they're crazy.
Tim Pool
That's awesome.
Donald Trump
Oh, clip that people are.
Tate Brown
That's greats have gone Sanford.
Tim Pool
This one.
Phil Labonte
These people are crazy.
Donald Trump
Boy oh boy, we're lucky we have a country with people like this. Democrats are destroying our country. But we've stopped it just in the nick of time, didn't we? He couldn't hold it.
Phil Labonte
He couldn't hold it back.
Tim Pool
He's like these people are crazy.
Donald Trump
Well when you get to the trans
Phil Labonte
stuff, he's like I'm an 80 year old man. You all are crazy.
Donald Trump
No one no one cares more about protecting America's youth than our wonderful first lady, now a movie star. She's a movie star. Can you believe it? Who would have believed that? Over the past year, she has had an incredible impact, championing AI legislation, advancing a landmark executive order on foster care, and helping secure $30 million to launch the Melania Trump Foster Youth to Independence initiative. It's a tremendous, really a tremendous thing that happened and had a lot of bipartisan support. She gets much better bipartisan support than I do. I get none. She gets a lot, Don.
Phil Labonte
She looks.
Donald Trump
Someday you're going to have to tell me how you did that. And students and educators in every state have joined the First Lady's efforts in the Presidential AI Challenge, keeping America's next generation position to succeed and strongly succeed in the future. Tonight we welcome two young people whose lives reflect the First Ladies impact, Sierra Burns and Everest Nevermont. Thank you both. And Melania, thank you. I know how hard you worked on it. Thank you very much. I'm very proud to say that during my time in office, both the first four years and in particular this last year, there has been a tremendous renewal in religion, faith, Christianity and belief in God. Tremendous reward. This is especially true among young people. And a big part of that had to do with my great friend, Charlie Kirk. Great guy, great man. So last year, Charlie was violently murdered by an assassin and martyred, really martyred for his beliefs. His wonderful wife Erica is with us tonight. Erica, please stand. Thank you, Erica. Been through a lot in Charlie's memory. We must all come together to reaffirm that America is one nation under God and we must totally reject political violence of any kind. We love religion and we love bringing it back. And it's coming back at levels that nobody actually thought possible. It's really a beautiful thing to see. Above all, unleashing America's promise requires keeping our communities safe. We have made incredible strides, yet dangerous repeat offenders continue to be released by pro crime Democrat politicians. Again and again we are honored to be joined tonight by a woman who's been through hell. Anya Suretska. In 2022, she and her beautiful daughter. So beautiful. What a beautiful young woman. Irina fled war turn war torn Ukraine to live with relatives near Charlotte, North Carolina. And by the way, what's going on with Charlotte? Last summer, 23 year old Irina was riding home on the train when a deranged monster who had been arrested over a dozen times and was released through no cash bail stood up and viciously slashed a knife through her neck and body. No One will ever forget there were people on that train. No one will ever forget the expression of terror on Irina's face as she looked up at her attacker in the last seconds of her life. She died instantly. She had escaped a brutal war, only to be slain by a hardened criminal set free to kill in America. Came in through open borders. Mrs. Zaretska, tonight I promise you, we will ensure justice for your magnificent daughter, Irina. How do you not stand? How do you not stand? I'm asking this Congress to pass tough legislation to ensure that violent and dangerous repeat offenders are put behind bars. And importantly, that they say, stay there.
Phil Labonte
Open up the asylum.
Donald Trump
Starting last summer, I deployed our National Guard and federal law enforcement to restore law and order to our most dangerous cities, including Memphis, Tennessee. Big success.
Tate Brown
So true.
Donald Trump
New Orleans, Louisiana. Big success. And our nation's capital itself, Washington, D.C. where we have almost no crime anymore. In Washington, D.C. How did that happen? In fact, crime in Washington is now at the lowest level ever recorded. And murders in D.C. this January were down close to 100% from a year ago.
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Donald Trump
They don't like to hear that one of sick people. One of the brave service members who helped achieve this stunning turnaround was 20 year old West Virginia Army National Guard Specialist Sarah Beckstrom. After a four month deployment, she voluntarily extended her service and her rank was going to be lifted. She was doing so well. They were so proud of her. But the very next day, she was on patrol near the White House when she was ambushed and shot in the head by a terrorist monster from Afghanistan. Shouldn't have been in our country. And all because she wore the uniform of our nation. She was shot. He traveled here because he didn't like people wearing our uniform. He was sick and deranged. Shouldn't have been in our country. Sarah Beckstrom died in order to defend our capital. And we are honored to be joined by her wonderful parents, Gary and Eva Lee. Your daughter was a true American patriot and she will be greatly missed. She was a great person. I saw reports on her. They've never seen anything like it. So sorry. Thank you very much. Great young lady. I saw reports that were like perfect. She was perfect. Serving alongside Sarah that day was Staff Sergeant Andrew Wolf. The terrorist shot Andrew in the head and no one thought he could possibly make it. The two of them, Sarah and Andrew, both shot violently in the head. Neither was expected to make it. They weren't even given a chance. Except his wonderful mother named Melody, who I spoke to the same night. And she was so positive. The doctors thought that Andrew was gone, but his mother said, no, no, Mr. President, Andrew will be fine. He's going to make it. I've never seen anything like it. I mean, he was given almost no chance. She said, I have no doubt, sir. He's going to be okay. This was a conversation that I had with her that night with her son laying helplessly in bed, blood all over. Everybody is praying. She said, sir, he will be okay. The doctors didn't understand what she was saying. And after looking at the results of the damage done, neither did I. She was so strong and conclusive that even Andrew's great father felt she didn't really understand the gravity of the situation. But she turned out to be right, Right, Melanie? She turned out to be. Amazing, actually. I said, where does this woman come from? She's the most positive person I've ever met. With God's help, Andrew has battled back from the edge of death, and we're talking about the edge of death on his way to a miraculous recovery. He's got a little work to do, but he's doing great. Nice to see you. He's a good looking guy. Nice to see you. Thanks, Andrew. Thank you very much. So, Andrew, while you're up now, I'm going to ask a highly respected General James Seward to present Staff Sergeant Andrew Wolfe and the great family of Sarah Beckstrom with the award created by our late, great president, George Washington himself. It's called the Purple Heart. Turns it on.
Phil Labonte
That's not too bad. Generally turns it on.
Donald Trump
We love you all.
Tim Pool
This is a long speech.
Donald Trump
Love you.
Phil Labonte
It's real.
Donald Trump
We're proudly restoring safety for Americans at home. And we are also halfway through restoring security for Americans.
Tim Pool
Longest was like an hour 20.
Donald Trump
Our country has never been stronger. My first 10 months I ended eight wars, including Cambodia. Isn't it funny? Sick people. Cambodia and Thailand, Pakistan and India. Would have been a nuclear war. 35 million people said the Prime Minister of Pakistan would have died if it were not for my involvement. Kosovo and Serbia, Israel and Iran, Egypt and Ethiopia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, the Congo and Rwanda. And of course the war in Gaza, which proceeds at a very low level. It's just about there. And I want to thank Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner for your help. Thank you, Steve. Thank you, Jared. And I also want to thank the man they report to, Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Thank you, Marco.
Phil Labonte
He's got every job in D.C.
Donald Trump
People like you. You know, Marco got 100% of the votes when he was in confirmatory. I think our next one was about 54%. And some of the Democrats are now saying, I can't believe we approved that guy. And he said, it's an honor that they feel that way. Right. Barco, you have done a great job. Great Secretary of State. I think he'll go down as the best ever. Under the ceasefire I negotiated, every single hostage, both living and dead, has been returned home. Can you believe that? Nobody thought it was possible. Nobody thought that was possible. Both living and dead. And those parents who had a dead son, their boy, they'd always tell me, their boy, they wanted him as. As much. Much as though he were living. That was an amazing period of time. And they came back. And when we got all of the living hostages back and many, many before them, but I always said, those last 20 are going to be very tough. But we got many, many more, hundreds. But I said, those last 20 are going to be tough. We got them back, but we only got back 14 or 15 of the dead of the 28. And believe it or not, Hamas worked along with Israel. And they dug and they dug and they dug. It's a tough. It's a tough thing to do. Going through bodies all over, passing up 100 bodies, sometimes for each one that they found. Tough job. And they finally got it back to 27. And then Steve and Jared, they got it back to 28. They found all 28. Nobody thought that was possible, but we did it. And I remember the family of the 28th. They were so grieved, but they were so happy. As happy as it's possible to be. They had their boy back. The mother said, sir, we have our boy back. What a period of time that was. But we got them all back. So thank you both very much. Great job. And we're working very hard to end the ninth war. The killing and slaughter between Russia and Ukraine, where 25,000 soldiers are dying each and every month. Think of that. 25,000 soldiers are dying a month. A war which would have never happened if I were president. Would have never happened. As president, I will make peace wherever I can, but I will never hesitate to confront threats to America wherever we must. That's why In a breakthrough operation last June, the United States military obliterated Iran's nuclear weapons program with an attack on Iranian soil known as Operation Midnight Hammer. For decades, it had been the policy of the United States never to allow Iran to obtain a nuclear weapon. Many decades since they seized control of that proud nation 47 years ago, the regime and its, its murderous proxies have spread nothing but terrorism and death and hate. They've killed and maimed thousands of American service members and hundreds of thousands and even millions of people with what's called roadside bombs. They were the kings of the roadside bomb. And we took out Soleimani. I did that during my first term. Had a huge impact. He was the father of the roadside bomb. And just over the last couple of months with the protests, they've killed at least it looks like 32,000 protests, 32,000 protesters in their own country. They shot them and hung them. We stopped them from hanging a lot of them with the threat of serious violence. But this is some terrible people. They've already developed missiles that can threaten Europe and our bases overseas. And they're working to build missiles that will soon reach the United States of America. After Midnight Hammer, they were warned to make no future attempts to reach rebuild their weapons program and in particular nuclear weapons. Yet they continue starting it all over. We wiped it out and they want to start all over again and are at this moment again pursuing their sinister ambitions. We are in negotiations with them. They want to make a deal. But we haven't heard those secret words. We will never have a nuclear weapon. My preference, My preference is to solve this problem through diplomacy. But one thing is certain. I will never allow the world's number one sponsor of terror, which they are by far, to have a nuclear weapon. Can't let that happen. And no nation should ever doubt America's resolve. We have the most powerful military on earth. I rebuilt the military in my first term. We're going to continue to do so. Also, we just approved a trillion dollar budget. We have no choice. We have to be strong because hopefully we will seldom have to use this great power that we built together. It's really called peace through strength. And it's been very, very. So thanks to Republican in Congress, we're investing that record number of dollars have no choice in the United States armed forces also creating a lot of jobs. But we're not even doing it for that reason because as I said, we have more jobs, more people working today than ever before in the history of our country. And NATO countries are friends and allies. They Are. They're our friends and they're our allies have just agreed, at my very strong request, to pay 5% of GDP for military defense rather than the 2% which they weren't paying. We were paying almost all of NATO. Now they're paying five, as opposed to not paying three.
Tim Pool
Well, if he goes three hours.
Donald Trump
And getting that 5% was something which everyone said would never be done, could not happen. We got it really easily. One meeting. And big difference between 2% that's not paid. We were paying the freight of many of them. Very few were paid up. Now, 5%, then they're paid. And everything we send over to Ukraine is sent through NATO. And they pay us in full. They pay us totally in full. Every branch of our armed forces is setting records for recruitment. This is so exciting. And every service member recently. And every service member recently received a warrior dividend of $1776.
Tim Pool
Did he say the word cartel?
Donald Trump
I don't think so.
Phil Labonte
I don't think so.
Tim Pool
There's a 90% chance that he says it. But he already talked about it, didn't he?
Donald Trump
You know, they put it on my desk. We got the money from tariffs and other things, a lot of money.
Phil Labonte
I don't think he's mentioned the cartels yet, which I imagine a little bit,
Donald Trump
but it won't take long. But we got the money, and it was $1775. And I. They wanted my approval. And I said, what's the number? $1,775. I said, wait a minute. For one more dollar, we can have 1776. It's going to. I said, we're going to figure that. I never asked anybody if we could afford it. One more dollar. I said, 17. 1776. And I said, that's good. And I'll tell you what. Our military. That was four months ago. Our military. I never see a person in the military that doesn't thank me for it. So we're honored to do it. They deserve it. And we call it 1776. It was great. And we love our military. We love our law enforcement. We love our firemen. You know, the firemen don't get mentioned enough. We love our firemen. We're also. We're also restoring American security and dominance in the Western Hemisphere, acting to secure our national interests and defend our country from violence, drugs, terrorism, and foreign interference. For years, large swaths of territory in our region, including large parts of Mexico, really large parts of Mexico have been controlled by murderous drug cartels. That's why I designated the UC as foreign Terrorist organizations. And I declared illicit fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.
Tim Pool
Call. She's faster than the actual speech.
Jay Dyer
Oh.
Tim Pool
So I saw it jump to 100% before he even said it. Because we're on the lane. So people in the room are saying, oh, yeah, yeah.
Donald Trump
And with our new military campaign, we have stopped record amounts of drugs coming into our country and virtually stopped it completely coming in by water or sea. You probably noticed that you very seriously damaged their fishing industry. Also, nobody wants, nobody wants to, to go fishing anymore. We've also taken down one of the most sinister cartel kingpins of all. You saw that yesterday in January. In January, elite American warriors carried out one of the most common, complex, spectacular feats of military competence and power in world history. No one's seen anything like it. Foreign leaders, I won't tell you who, called me and they said, very impressive. Very. They couldn't believe. They all watched. They saw what happened. This is a different fighting force than we had years ago when we fought to Thai, you know, it's a great fighting force. I'm so proud of it. Look at Space Force. Space Force is my baby. As we did that, my baby is becoming so important. And America's armed forces overwhelmed all defenses and utterly defeated an enemy. Good fighters. To end the reign of outlawed dictator Nicolas Maduro and bring him to face American justice. And this, this was an absolutely colossal victory for the security of the United States. And it also opens up a bright new beginning for the people of Venezuela. We're working closely with the new President of Venezuela, Delsey Rodriguez, to unleash extraordinary economic gains for both of our countries and to bring new hope to those who have suffered so terribly. They really did suffer. With us tonight is Alejandro Gonzalez. She grew up in a tight knit Venezuelan family and was especially close to her beloved uncle Enrique. But after Enrique ran for office and opposed Maduro, he was kidnapped by Maduro security forces and thrown into the regime's really infamous prison in Caracas. Alejandro feared she would never see her uncle again. She feared for her own life also. But since the raid, we have worked with the new leadership and they have ordered the closure of that vile prison and released hundreds of political prisoners already with more to come. Alejandro, I'm pleased to inform you that not only has your uncle been released, but he is here tonight. We brought him over to celebrate his freedom with you in person. Enrique, please come down. Thank you, Enrique. Have a good time. Nice to have you back, Enrique. There were many heroes on that January raid to capture Maduro. Really great heroes. It was very dangerous. They knew we were coming. They were all set. But the deeds of one warrior that night will live forever in the eternal chronicles of military valor. Chief Warrant Officer 5 Eric Slover planned the mission and was the flight lead in the cockpit of the first helicopter. A big, beautiful, powerful helicopter. It was a massive Chinook carrying, as you can imagine, many, many American warfighters wearing the dog tags his wife Amy had blessed with holy water before he left. She knew it was going to be a rough one. Eric steered the Chinook under the COVID of night and descended swiftly upon Madura's heavily protected military fortress. This was a major military installation, protected by thousands of soldiers and guarded by Russian and Chinese military technology. How did that work out? Not too good. While preparing to land, enemy machine guns fired from every angle. And Eric was hit very badly in the leg and hip hop. One bullet after another, he absorbed four agonizing shots, shredding his leg into numerous pieces. And yet, despite the fact that the use of his legs was vital to successful helicopter flight, legs are the most important part of flying a helicopter. To deliver the many commandos who would capture and detain Maduro was the only thing Eric was thinking about then, even as he was gushing blood, which was flowing back down the aisle. Helicopter lands at a steep angle. The machine gun stood right in front of him. They were right in front of him. Two machine gunners who escaped the wrath of the previous planes. Eric maneuvered his helicopter with all of those lives and souls to face the enemy and let his gunners eliminate the threat. Turned the helicopter around so the gunners could take care of business, saving the lives of his fellow warriors from what could have been a catastrophic crash deep in enemy territory. Only after safely landing the helicopter with all the warriors aboard in the exact right spot, which was vital to the mission, we probably would have had to maybe cancel the mission if that didn't happen. Eric told his co pilot, also wounded but not as gravely, to take over. I'm about ready to pass out. The success of the entire mission and the lives of his fellow warriors hinge on Eric's ability to take the searing pain. It was unbelievable what's happened to his legs of the bullets and keep on flying and landing. And people knew what was happening. Everybody in the back of the helicopter knew because they saw the blood pouring down the aisle. Chief Warrant Officer Slover is still recovering from his serious wounds, but I'm thrilled to say that he is here tonight with his wife, Amy. Eric and Amy, come on in.
Phil Labonte
Going to give the medal of Honor right Now.
Donald Trump
So we have a surprise for Eric and Amy. In recognition of Eric's actions above and beyond the call of duty, I would now like to ask General Jonathan Braga to present Chief Warrant Officer Slover with our nation's highest military award, the Congressional Medal of Honor.
Phil Labonte
And 60 of sore.
Donald Trump
He's a human.
Phil Labonte
He looks like Superman.
Tim Pool
Yeah. The Democrats standing up.
Democratic Politician
Wow.
Phil Labonte
Got that red airborne tab Delta. I mean.
Tim Pool
Markets are giving it a 50 50.
Donald Trump
Thank you very much. Eric and Amy, 10 minutes away. Great to get to know you. Them and with a lot of their fellow warriors at Fort Bragg recently. You notice the name Fort Bragg? We have it back. We brought it back. We won the first World War, the second World War with it and then they decided to change the name. So we changed it back. Everybody wanted to change back too. And 10 of Eric's fellow warriors from that incredible night of victory will also be receiving medals at a private ceremony that will soon be held at the White House.
Tate Brown
Three hour rumor was there.
Tim Pool
Does anyone bet that he's going to go for three? That's not even an option.
Donald Trump
Thank you Eric. That's a big one. Tonight we've celebrated many truly extraordinary American patriots.
Tim Pool
He's wrapping it up.
Donald Trump
There is one last living legend to honor before we go. He is one more heroic American aviator. Navy fighter pilot Royce Williams served in World War II, Korea, Vietnam. Flying more than 220 missions in the skies over Korea. In 1952, Royce was in the dogfight of a lifetime. Legendary dogfight. Flying through blizzard conditions, his squadron was ambushed by seven Soviet fighter planes. It was his first aerial combat of the war. And despite being massively outnumbered and outgunned, Royce led the takedown of four enemy jets and almost destroyed the others. Vanquishing his adversaries while taking 263 bullets to his own plane and being seriously hurt. His story was secret for over 50 years. He didn't even want to tell his wife. But the legend grew and grew. But tonight at 100 years old, this brave Navy captain is finally getting the recognition he, he deserves. He was a legend long before this evening. Royce, please stand up. And I will ask the first lady of the United States to present Captain Royce Williams with his Congressional Medal of Honor.
Phil Labonte
Look at that.
Tim Pool
Wow. There's a lot of metals, huh?
Phil Labonte
Yeah, I don't think they normally do. Yeah metals at the Sardinian but I
Tim Pool
mean just wants America to be proud.
Phil Labonte
Yeah. I mean look, not a lot of people get the medal of Honor and that's a big deal.
Tim Pool
How many give out? They give out two.
Phil Labonte
Yeah.
Tim Pool
They gave us a Medal of Freedom.
Phil Labonte
Yeah, a Medal of Freedom. That dude that. The pilot that he talked to.
Tim Pool
Sorry.
Donald Trump
I've always wanted the Congressional Medal of Honor, but I was informed I'm not allowed to give it to myself. And I wouldn't know why I'd be taking it, but. Wow, they ever open up that law. I will be there with you someday. But, you know, that's our highest honor, Congressional Medal of Honor, and that's a big thing. And it's an honor to be in the same room with you. Thank you both very much. Eric, thank you.
Tim Pool
Market speculation as he's wrapping it up right now.
Phil Labonte
It's been fun, but I be happy if he was wrapping up.
Tim Pool
Almost two hours. He started around 906.
Donald Trump
250 years is a long time in the life of a Nation.
Tate Brown
An hour 28.
Donald Trump
But in other sense, it's really a mere moment in the eye. 53.
Tate Brown
When he gave this speech.
Donald Trump
Trump's 82 of the gentlemen we met in the gallery this evening took their first breaths. One century ago, 100 years before that, on July 4, 1826, the author of the Declaration of Independence, brilliant Thomas Jefferson, drew his last breath. Just a single long human lifespan separates the giants who declared and won our independence from the heroes who stand among us tonight. Everything our nation has done, everything we have achieved, achieved, has been the work of those few great lifetimes. In those brief chapters, Americans built this nation from 13 humble colonies into the pinnacle of human civilization and human freedom. The strongest, wealthiest, most powerful, most successful nation in all of history. Americans ventured out across the daunting and dangerous continent. We carved paths through an unforgiving wilderness, settled a boundless frontier, and tamed the beautiful but very, very dangerous Wild West. From empty marshes and wide open plains, we raised up the world's greatest cities. Together, we mastered the world's mightiest industries and shattered histories, monstrous tyrannies. And we liberated millions from the chains of fascism, communism, oppression and terror. Americans lifted humanity into the skies on the wings of aluminum and steel. And then we launched mankind into the stars on rockets. Powered by sheer American will and unyielding American pride, we wired the globe with our ingenuity. We captivated the planet with American culture. And now we are pioneering the next great American breakthroughs that will change the entire world. All of this, and so much more, is the enduring legacy, unmatched glory of the hardworking patriots who built and defended this country and who still carry the hopes and freedoms on all of humanity's backs. For Years they were forgotten, betrayed and cast aside. But that great betrayal is over and they will never be forgotten again. Because when the world needs courage, daring, vision and inspiration, it is still turning to America. And when God needs a nation to work his miracles, he knows exactly who to ask. There is no challenge Americans cannot overcome. No frontier too vast for us to conquer. No dream too bold for us to chase. No horizon too distant for us to claim. For our destiny is written by the hand of Providence. And these first 250 years were just the beginning. From the rugged border towns of Texas, to the heartland villages of Michigan, from the sun kissed shores of Florida to the endless fields of the Dakotas, and from the historic streets of Philadelphia to right here in our Nation's capital, Washington D.C. the Golden Age of America is upon us. The revolution that began in 1776 has not ended, it still continues. Because the flame of the liberty and independence still burns in the heart of every American patriot. And our future will be bigger, better, brighter, bolder and more glorious than ever before. Thank you, God bless you and God bless America. That was.
Tim Pool
That one's going to be in the history book. Yeah. There are many States of the Union's addresses for the obvious reason of that being the record.
Phil Labonte
Yeah,
Tim Pool
yeah. So he went just shy of 110 minutes it looks like. So as of 11, that puts him at 100. What would that be?
Tate Brown
An hour 54?
Tim Pool
Hour 46? No, 54.
Democratic Politician
Yeah.
Tate Brown
Interesting. It started at 906. Yeah.
Tim Pool
Then I wonder where that would be. 100. That would be 114 minutes. Right. What's. How many minutes did he go at around 906. Phil said, wow, he's actually pretty early. And I went, yeah, it's 906.
Jay Dyer
There's 34 minutes in an hour 30. Water melts at 34.
Tim Pool
It's true.
Jay Dyer
Right.
Tim Pool
Well, because Kolshi says that will he go 110 minutes? 1% chance, yes. As he's ended the speech, so.
Donald Trump
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Tim Pool
Because he walked in and he didn't start until. Right. Yep. So that's it. Just around 105 minutes. So that gives him the record. But it was amazing. He said these people are crazy.
Tate Brown
I was great. I mean the fact that he's 80 and he's like, his speeches are getting longer and longer.
Jay Dyer
I mean that just really, I mean, wow, dude.
Tim Pool
Yeah.
Tate Brown
Not, not to go full glaze, but like let's, let's be honest here. How many 80 year olds do you know can talk effectively uninterrupted for how
Phil Labonte
many 80 year olds can you do you know that can talk?
Tate Brown
Like I can stand for an hour.
Jay Dyer
You interviewed Trump. Do you think he'll come on my six hour live streams? That I do.
Tim Pool
Yeah, of course, of course.
Jay Dyer
Yeah. Just for me.
Tim Pool
So what I will say is he did not say the word transgender, but it's okay because the moment he brought up the individual, it spiked and I got out. I have. I have safely exited. I will use the $80 to cover the cost of the $80 in pizza we bought. Guys, no kidding. The three pizzas was $77.
Donald Trump
Really? Yes.
Tate Brown
What bad economic indicator.
Tim Pool
I'm like, there got to be a deal or something. No, no, no, no. Okay, these we. I ordered epic stuffed crust pepperoni, large from Papa John's Epic. And there were three. 77. 47.
Tate Brown
Yeah. Goodness gracious.
Donald Trump
Huh?
Jay Dyer
We're so.
Tate Brown
We're swirling the drain. That's society.
Tim Pool
We're swirling. Shoot. I'm not waiting for the Democratic response. Oh, we got that before the show. Yeah, yeah.
Tate Brown
Democratic pre spawns.
Tim Pool
Yeah, yeah.
Tate Brown
People standing around in a parking lot.
Tim Pool
You know what, I gotta go to bed because I gotta be up early to do the show. I'll just. I'll get the Cliff Notes in the morning.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tim Pool
All right, everybody. Jay. Yeah, we basically had John for like the first half hour.
Jay Dyer
We did Mystery Science Theater with the Dems. That was fun.
Tim Pool
It was fun. Yeah. So glad. Glad to have you. Where can people find you?
Jay Dyer
Jasonalysis.com also you can find me on YouTube. Jay Dyer. I do live streams, I do movie analysis. I do all kinds of crazy stuff. Fourth hour of the Alex Jones show most Fridays and Twitter under Jay Dyer.
Tate Brown
You can follow me on X and Instagram at Real Tate Brown. Come give me a follow. And yeah, make sure you follow Jay. He's one of my favorites. He's got so much good comments. Dude, head on over to there. Phil.
Phil Labonte
I am Phil that Remains on Twix. The band is all that Remains. We're going on tour this spring. We're going to be out with Born of Osiris and Dead eyes. We start April 29th in Albany. We go for about a month. You can get tickets at all that remains online.com VIPs are still available. You can check out all that Remains music at Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Deezer. Don't forget, the left lane is for crime.
Tim Pool
Carter, my camera's gone out for a
Tate Brown
third time tonight and I am here from the void.
Tim Pool
Yeah, just show Tate. Tate, do a Carter face impression.
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Tate Brown
I'll match your speech to start talking.
Tim Pool
You can follow me everywhere at Carter Banks. Follow our label at Trash house Records on YouTube. Great speech from Trump this nights like this. Remember why I do what I do. And Jay, thank you for coming out.
Jay Dyer
Absolutely. Tim, did you arrange this so that Trump would mog me? He would mog max me today so that I could.
Tim Pool
Okay, yeah.
Tate Brown
Called him everybody.
Tim Pool
You can follow me on X and Instagram at Tim Cast, thanks for hanging out with us for your State of the Union coverage. We're back tomorrow morning. Of course. We're here all week. Check me out in the morning at 10am YouTube.com timcast news and rumble.com timcast and we will see you all there.
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Date: February 25, 2026
Host: Tim Pool
Guest: Jay Dyer, with Tate Brown & Phil Labonte
Main Theme: Live commentary and analysis of Donald Trump’s 2026 State of the Union Address, juxtaposed with the Democrats’ “People’s State of the Union” boycott event. The crew offers real-time reactions, fact-checks, cultural observations, and sharp banter.
This episode of Timcast IRL is a live watch party and breakdown of the 2026 State of the Union, delivered by President Donald Trump. As Democrats stage their own “People’s State of the Union” an hour earlier (in protest and boycott), Tim and the crew offer commentary, fact-checking, and irreverent humor. Special guest Jay Dyer, joined by regulars Tate Brown and Phil Labonte, help dissect both events in real time—punctuated by savory pizza orders and plenty of political and cultural satire.
[06:00-37:10]
[69:44-186:32]
This episode offered a raucous, fast-paced mixture of live political analysis, good-natured roasting, and cultural criticism. The Timcast IRL team, ever irreverent, underscored the surreal contrasts between a stumbling Democratic protest event and Trump’s marathon of flag-waving showmanship. The episode punctures political theater on all sides, but with an air of camaraderie and genuine appreciation for the spectacle of American politics at its most bombastic.
For listeners:
If you missed the episode, this summary tracks the substance, sarcasm, and spirit—covering both the political headlines and the punchlines. The Timcast IRL crew doesn’t just recap the news—they hold a mirror to the spectacle, warts, applause lines, and all.