Trump Threatens WAR WITH IRAN Over Unrest, US Warns Americans In Iran GET OUT NOW w/ DC_Draino

Summary

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Timcast IRL – Trump Threatens WAR WITH IRAN Over Unrest, US Warns Americans In Iran GET OUT NOW (w/ DC_Draino)

Date: January 13, 2026
Host: Tim Pool (Timcast Media)
Guests: D.C. Drano, Tate Brown, Phil Labonte
Theme: Unpacking growing unrest in Iran, Trump’s war warning, U.S. foreign policy, civil unrest in Minnesota, ideological divides within the U.S., and the evolving narrative of the political left and right.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the mounting unrest in Iran, President Trump’s stark warning that the US may use military force if the Iranian regime cracks down on protesters, and increasing signs that America may be edging closer to direct conflict with Iran. The Timcast IRL crew also tackles riots in Minnesota, ideological divides tearing at the social fabric of the US, and the shifting stance of mainstream media on culture war issues. The discussion ranges from deep policy analysis to cultural observations, with sharp banter and memorable asides.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Iran on the Brink: Unrest, Media Campaigns, and Trump’s Threat

• Iran Protests Context (00:00–09:22):

  • Intense, widespread protests—not just among Tehran’s elite but across oil towns and even regime strongholds, with some signs of secularizing trends and youth interest in Zoroastrianism.
  • Reports (possibly exaggerated) of cities being taken, live ammunition used, and the Ayatollah possibly preparing to flee.
  • U.S. Embassy issues warnings for citizens to evacuate Iran, mirroring pre-war signals.

• Trump’s Warning (06:52, 09:22):

  • “I tell the Iranian leaders, you better not start shooting because we’ll start shooting, too.”
    — Tim Pool, quoting Trump on air.
  • Panelists debate the seriousness and implications of Trump’s statement and whether it signals genuine intent for U.S. intervention.

• Skepticism & War Drums (09:22–13:01):

  • Tim: Just because there are protests doesn’t mean the regime is about to fall; media may be exaggerating.
    “Don’t get wrapped up in propaganda trying to convince you that the entirety of Iran is in revolution.” (19:03)

• Military Posture & Strategy (11:00–13:01):

  • Speculation on U.S. troops, bombers in region, strategic value of Diego Garcia, and likelihood of direct U.S. intervention.
  • Consensus leans against ground war, preferring support for Iranian people over direct military involvement.

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2. Civil Unrest in the U.S.: Minnesota Riots and Ideological Division

• Renee Good & ICE Watch (08:00, 20:41):

  • New York Post exposé reveals left-wing activists trained to physically attack ICE officers.
  • Images and manuals surface: “They have names for the techniques…this woman, Renee Goode, was actually trained to physically attack officers.” – Tim Pool (07:40)

• Law Enforcement & Federal Response (21:59–24:13):

  • Feds deploy thousands of agents to Minnesota as local law enforcement allegedly stands down.
  • Phil Labonte: “That’s the correct response. The more people you put in jail, the less of this behavior you get.” (23:15)
  • Tate Brown: “This is going to define the rest of the Trump administration…if you give them an inch, they will take a mile.” (23:22)

• Breakdown of Authority & Civil War Rhetoric (26:04–29:20):

  • Local and state officials declare ICE illegitimate, some defending anti-federal protestors.
  • “What is a civil war? It’s when one or more factions are fighting for control of a territory or government. And we’re at the point now where confidence is shattered in Minnesota…” – Tim Pool (26:04)
  • Tim predicts deeper fracturing as younger, more radical politicians rise.

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3. Culture, Gender, and Media Realignment

• Washington Post, CBS, and the “Anti-Woke” Pivot (72:09–81:24):

  • New Washington Post opinion calls for keeping biological men out of womens’ sports—panel identifies this as a “permission piece” signaling a coordinated rebranding of establishment media.

  • “It is very, very obvious—the corporate press is making moves to go anti-woke because they knew it destroyed their brand and credibility, and they’re all going broke because of it.” — Tim Pool (72:32)

• Democrats’ Strategy and the “Retard Right” (81:38–87:51):

  • Tim warns of a coordinated effort to fracture the right on issues like Israel/Zionism and the algorithm’s amplification of “crackpot conspiracy” voices to make the right appear unreasonable.
  • “The play is to fracture the right so that the people who are too stupid to see it’s an OP are going to embrace the retard talking point. And…the Washington Post is starting to sound sane.” (84:00)

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4. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On U.S. Foreign Involvement:

  • D.C. Drano: “I really hope we do not put troops in Iran. I think this regime is on its…death rattle. But I think this is something for the Iranian people to handle themselves.” (13:01)

• Protests Abroad vs. At Home:

  • Tim Pool: “I look at these protests, and it’s funny…we’ve got these mass riots happening in the US right now. And the first thing I think is, I don’t want to fall for this game…People have to solve these things on their own.” (15:47)

• On Gender Ideology:

  • Phil Labonte: “Even people that go to Planet Fitness don’t want that…No women want to be in the bathroom with a male in public with a male that’s masturbated.” (74:28)

• Female Attraction to Authority (Light-hearted Banter):

  • “Fem cells are the biggest threat to the Republic right now.”
    — Tate Brown (38:22)

  • “Liberal women will refuse to date a conservative guy. The ultimate point here is many of these women would prefer to date a strong masculine man who’s going to tell them no and who’s going to choose to do something aggressive.” — Tim Pool (39:54)

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5. Culture War Tangents & Jokes

• DMT, Lasers & Simulation Theories (55:06–66:01):

  • The crew riff on viral stories about DMT users hallucinating “code” in their surroundings, and launch into musings about simulation theory and the role of psychedelics in seeing “behind the curtain.”
  • “When a bunch of dudes do drugs and then go, I see weird stuff…I’m like, yeah, you’re doing drugs.” — Tim Pool (34:36)
  • “Maybe what they describe as angels and demons were just a way to describe them in the past to what people call these elves or entities now.” (70:17)

• Slot Machines & American Decay (94:57–99:23):

  • The hosts lament the dystopian spectacle of modern slot machines adorned with dead celebrities’ faces and speculate on their own likenesses one day gracing slots in the future.
  • “Old lady sitting down going, they'd all commit suicide. And, and have you ever seen the meme where it's all the old people, they're just going like this on the button? Yeah, they're just mash. That's…That’s casino.” — Tim Pool (98:40)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–06:07 — Opening, Iran unrest setup, initial discussion
• 06:07–08:00 — Guest introductions
• 08:00–14:26 — Trump’s threats, Iran’s protests, nature of U.S. involvement
• 15:09–21:02 — Riot culture, protests in U.S. vs. abroad, media framing
• 21:59–26:02 — Federal response to riots, Minnesota unrest
• 26:02–29:20 — Breakdown of state vs. federal authority, rhetoric of civil war
• 38:14–41:27 — Gender, culture, the psyches of protesters, attitudes towards masculinity
• 55:06–66:01 — DMT, simulation theory, and cultural quirks
• 72:09–81:24 — Washington Post’s “anti-woke” shift, Democratic Party strategies
• 81:24–87:51 — Online discourse, algorithmic incentives, and dangers of groupthink
• 94:57–99:23 — Casino/slot machine as metaphor for American decline

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Tone

The episode blends serious, often urgent political analysis with irreverent humor, internet culture references, and banter. The panel is combative against left-identitarian politics, skeptical of mainstream narratives, and critical of both U.S. foreign entanglements and domestic law enforcement breakdowns. Sarcasm, hyperbole, and meme references are common and serve as both comic relief and political commentary.

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For Listeners

This episode is densely packed with insight into how populist, independent commentators assess foreign policy flashpoints, domestic unrest, and shifting ideological battle-lines. The hosts encourage skepticism of both media manipulation and tribal thinking—urging the audience not to get swept up by viral outrage or simplistic “good vs. bad” frameworks, whether at home or abroad.

It is particularly useful for those seeking a raw, irreverent, and unfiltered look at complex global and national issues as filtered through a populist, culture-critical lens.

Transcript

[Tim Pool]

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But we don't actually know exactly what's happening because to be honest, it's the other side of the planet. That being said, with a violent crackdown. Donald Trump has warned if they start shooting protesters, the US Will start shooting, too. Which sounds. I mean, to any reasonable person, Trump's saying, we're going to war with you if you start killing your people. Now here's where it gets real interesting. Today, the US Embassy, the virtual embassy, warned US citizens in Iran to gtfo. Sounds like menus back on the war, baby. So I hope you're all ready for whatever this turns into. Now, following what happened in Venezuela, there's interesting reports about U.S. special weapons. Maybe it's just a psyop, but apparently one of these collectivos in Venezuela said that the US Shut down all their technology. Computers went down, radar went down, communications went down, Blackhawks came in, dudes came out of helicopters. A massive pulse, a sound weapon knocked them out. They felt intense pressure in their heads. Their nose and ears were bleeding as they clutched their skulls. I'm not exaggerating. That's the story that's circulating from an interview with one of these collectivos. So what is the US Preparing to do now? They went after Venezuela largely for the oil, whatever. Anyone saying it's largely for the oil because they were giving it to Iran, China, Russia, et cetera. It seems like war is actually. Well, we're actually preparing for war. But we'll see. We'll see. So we'll talk about that and a bunch of other stuff. And then we got an interesting report from the New York Post. This is where things get really interesting in the Minnesota story and our own civil unrest. Renee Good, who had reportedly been trained by ICE Watch. It's now being uncovered that ICE Watch actually trains individuals to assault federal officers, to physically attack them. They have names for the techniques and the moves that they use against them. Images have been released showing it would appear that this woman, Renee Goode, was actually trained to physically attack officers. And I mean, the New York Post is reporting this. They've got pictures that are going viral. It sounds like whatever you might think about what this one wanted to do, she was certainly prepared to attack federal agents. And with the riots ongoing as of today, I guess that says a lot for those of us that are concerned about what this country is going to look like. Considering the left doesn't seem to care at all, I'd argue that this isn't an issue of fact anymore as it comes to these situations with a police, a law enforcement shooting, I'd argue that the real motivation behind the left is you killed one of us. They don't care if it was law enforcement. They don't care if it's a right winger. They just. And they don't care if it's just or not. We, we are the other and that's all that matters. 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The Jason Ellis battle axe still has a couple of boards left. And the Richie Jackson assault bottle as well. For the Step on Snack 2.0 with 10 limited edition golden serialized boards. I think we might have around 70 or so of these. So they've been selling pretty quick. But this one, there were 210 available. So big sales. Check out boonieshq.com thanks for buying the boards and supporting the show. Don't forget to smash that like button. Share the show with literally everybody you know right now. Subscribe if you haven't already because I know many of you watch so. But you haven't hit that subscribe button. You got to do it. Joining us tonight, talk about this and everything else. We got D.C. drano.

[D.C. Drano]

Thanks for having me, brother. Good to be back. It's been a while.

[Tim Pool]

Indeed. Who are you? What do you do?

[D.C. Drano]

I'm a dude that talks smack about the government on the Internet. I was always allowed former lawyer and mostly on Instagram, Twitter.

[Tim Pool]

Right on. We got Tate Brown holding it down.

[Tate Brown]

What is going on, patriots? Tate Brown, you're holding it down. I'm happy to be here. I think I could be a future lawyer. I. I like arguing but I've been told that that's there's more to law than that.

[D.C. Drano]

So I actually don't like arguing.

[Tate Brown]

So it's.

[D.C. Drano]

It takes all kinds, but the arguers generally do a little better.

[Tim Pool]

I like complaining. Does that count? Complain a lot, Be a lobbyist.

[D.C. Drano]

Mama didn't raise a quitter, but she did raise a complainer.

[Tate Brown]

Phil's announced.

[Phil Labonte]

Hello everybody. My name is Phil Labonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal band all that Remains. I'm an anti communist and a counter revolutionary. Let's get into it.

[Tim Pool]

Here's the news from NBC. Violent crackdown in Iran as Trump warns regime will start shooting if more protesters are killed. The protests which started out with economic grievances have now morphed into one of the biggest challenges the Islamic Republic has faced in its 47 year history, they say with fresh, the fresh protests came as President Trump again warned the regime that that he would intervene if demonstrators were killed. Quote, I tell the Iranian leaders, you better not start shooting because we'll start shooting, too. Iran's prosecutor general, Mohammed Mavahedi Azad said Saturday that protesters would be considered an enemy of God, a death penalty charge in Iran, in remarks reported by Iran semi official Tasnim News Agency. The news agency also reported that 100 people had been arrested in Tehran province for disrupting public order and leading riots. Now we've got this from the Atlantic. Is the Iranian regime about to collapse? And there had been reports in the, in the, in the past week that the Ayatollah may actually flee to either a secure bunker or even the country over the mass unrest. And then we have this from today, new travel warning issued for US Citizens in Iran. Leave now. I don't know if that means we're gearing up for war with Iran, but I can certainly tell you there are powerful people in the United States that have wanted to go to war with Iran for just so long and now they're oh, so close. Well, I will say a few things before we get into this. The first is just because you see a protest on TV doesn't mean it actually is significant. So we've got riots happening right now in Minnesota, and it is significant to a certain degree. My point is, if you were to look at those riots in Minnesota and assume the entire country was on the verge of collapse because of that riot, well, I'd say you're being silly. That being said, I think we can all recognize the political underpinnings of the riots in Minnesota do suggest there's a greater conflict happening in this country. And that's what I would say equally about Iran. I doubt these protests are literally millions of people rising up in revolution, but the protests do signify unrest. I think it's fair to say the people of Iran largely do not like their government. At least that's the perception from the outside. Does that mean we should go in and invade and take over or start shooting? I don't see a good argument, to be completely honest. I mean, Trump saying, if you shoot, we'll shoot. I'm like, why? There are a bunch of other countries we can do that in. I guess to be fair, Trump wanted to do that in Nigeria. So maybe we are about to go to war with Iran.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, well, the interesting, interesting thing about this batch of protests is like, I've made the point on the show like last week that Iran has protests fairly regularly. They have these large mass protests, again, like clockwork, pretty much every three to six months. But the thing, and when this initially broke out, again, I was just like, okay, here's another round of protests. You're going to see people coming out saying, well, there's blood in the water. This time's different. And then three weeks later, we won't hear about it again. The interesting thing about this batch of, of protests is one, it was spurred by economic problems like the, the Iranian currency is trading like 1.4 million to the US dollar. Like their currency is completely caved in. So when you have these protests in Iran, typically it's like the urban elite that are participating in the protest. Typically it's like in Tehran. Tehran is a fairly secular city relative to the region largely. But the interesting thing with this batch of protests is they're widespread from a variety of different ethnic groups. Like they have protests in like, oil rigs, these sorts of things, which is interesting. And then even in regime heavy towns and cities, places that are typically pretty supportive of the regime, you're even seeing pretty large protests there. Obviously we saw the video of them burning a mosque because you have this strange thing happening in Iran right now where younger people are sort of reinvigorated, they're developing an interest in like Zoroastrianism. So you're seeing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an increasingly large proportion of the zoomers in Iran. And so you're seeing this real break from, again, tradition in Iran. They are secularizing, liberalizing, whatever you want to call it. But the question is this now for us, is it time for us to put our thumb on the scale or just kind of let this operate and see how far it goes?

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I mean, look, the, the Vice Grad 24, which is a fairly reliable not, not that I know a ton about them, they tend to be fairly reliable. They've been reporting for the past couple days that the numbers of killed could be in the thousands. Now, I know that someone else was saying there's something like 538confirmed if the United States actually is going to do something because the, the Iranians are being killed by their government. I do think that it's likely to happen soon. You've heard stories of KC130s moving into the region. You hear stories of B2s that are. I forget the island that they're stationed on, but they're in the region as well. I don't imagine there will be actual troops on the ground even though there's talk of some of the Delta guys moving into that way.

[Tim Pool]

We already have troops on the ground. We did that operation. Their nucle bunkers.

[Phil Labonte]

I don't, well I don't think that they had, I don't, not that I'm aware of it.

[Tate Brown]

I think they were launching like Leavenworth. Like it was really, it was in the middle of the country, the United States and they over bombed them, came back.

[Phil Labonte]

You're talking B2s. Oh right, yeah, B2s. I think they actually fly out of like, they fly out of like, like my Wyoming or something like that. But anyways, the point being like you're, until you see a carrier strike group in the area, I don't imagine that there's going to be significant ground troops. You just don't have the logistical support.

[Tate Brown]

You can tell they're making a. The United States is certainly making a play here because UK has been trying to give away the Chagos Islands. So you're referring to Diego Garcia. It's this massive base that we share with the British. It's off the coast of or it's in the middle of the Indian Ocean. And the British been trying to give it away for like quite literally no reason. Like quite literally social justice reasons. They even admit that like it's legitimately for no reason. They're giving this island to Mauritius. And the Americans have now stepped in. Like the Trump administration earlier had said, like oh, this is kind of unacceptable. But now we realize like, hey, you're trying to give away Diego Garcia. This is one of the most valuable military bases in the world. Like what are you doing? We're going to step in and blow that deal up. For them to basically give away their territory because they're like hey, no, we need to be putting pressure on the Iranian regime. We're not going to let you just give away like one of our strategically important bases in the world.

[D.C. Drano]

Yeah, I mean I really hope we do not put troops in Iran. I think this regime is on its kind of death rattle breaths here. This seems like the most intense riots that they've had in their 47 years. But I think this is something for the Iranian people to handle themselves. It kind of looks like they got it. Obviously they are being killed. It looks like at least 500, potentially up to thousands. That's horrible. But I don't think that's a reason to justify our troops going in. If anything, I'd be open to, you know, supplying them with arms through some type of neighboring country.

[Tim Pool]

But, but why, what do they believe in and what do they want to do? Like, what are the, like why should we back anyone in this fight?

[D.C. Drano]

It's, it's a tyrannical state sponsor of terrorism in multiple regions across the world, which we've been kind of suffocating them.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. My question though is if we like, if we were to give these people weapons, like let's say it gets to that point, are we not, like, is it, is it possible just create another big problem in the Middle east potentially.

[D.C. Drano]

But if it results in the overthrow of this tyrannical regime, I mean, for just sending some weapons. But again, I'm not, I'm not saying we get involved at all. I want as minimal involvement as possible. I'd say let the Iranian people kind of figure this out on their own and agree like any other country, there's going to be a body count. There was in all, in all great.

[Tate Brown]

Revolutions, this is going to be really enticing for the United States to want to get involved in because obviously the Shah, that's like what the protesters are citing. They're putting up the flag with the lion. Like clearly they want to restore Iran to a pre revolution state of being. And the Shah, you know, Reza Pahlavi is Western aligned. He's by many accounts a Westerner himself. So you would obviously install a very pro Western government. And Iran is really the last sort of bastion against this Abraham Accords coalition that's been built in the Middle East. And if Iran goes down, all their proxies go down by extension. So you're talking about Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis. So again, the stakes here are actually very, very high. You really are talking about for the United States. This is the most enticing possibility for again, peace in the Middle East. Probably won't happen, but.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, I'm getting a call real quick. Hold on a second. Hello?

[Phil Labonte]

Huh?

[Tim Pool]

Huh? I'm pro war with Iran. Yeah, you know, I got a call just now. Turns out I actually was wrong about everything. Iran's got to go and send to the troops. Just. Yeah, whatever we got to do to get them out of there.

[Tate Brown]

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[Tim Pool]

What is this?

[Tate Brown]

What's going on?

[Tim Pool]

Excuse me. Rumble walleted.

[Tate Brown]

Let's go. Seven grand in crypto is going to change in five.

[Phil Labonte]

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[Tate Brown]

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[Phil Labonte]

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[Tim Pool]

I've been reliably told that I'll get a $7,000 super chat if I praise Israel. You know, I look at these protests, and it's funny because we've got these mass riots happening in the US Right now. And the first thing I think is, I don't want to fall for this game of. I see a picture of a protest and I'm like, oh, the poor Iranians, you know, like, oh, we have to. We have to help them. No, I don't care. Like, look, you show me a protest of something happening in Uzbekistan or Ukraine, I'm just like, I don't. I'm not there. I don't care. Like, people have to solve these things on their own, their own problems. I look at what's going on here, I look what's going on there. And the question is not about protest, because what we end up wrapped up in, especially with these riots in the United States and the culture war, is a question over should someone be allowed to engage in civil unrest? With a great example of the bifurcation being like, Ashleigh Babbitt and Renee Good. And that's what the liberals have tried using as to claim hypocrisy on the right. And I'm like, well, I mean, Ashley Babbitt wasn't engaging any degree of violence, and she stepped up on a trim to look through a window, got shot in the face. Police. That's very different from Renee Goode, who was behind the wheel of a car, obstructing, was trained to train to assault officers, and then tried fleeing and struck an officer with her vehicle. That being said, if you commit a crime, you are responsible for what happens after that. To a great degree. With Ashley Babbitt, I actually agree, and I respect that. I'm not going to play any stupid games. That being said, did Ashley Babbitt know she was committing a crime in committing a violent crime, or was she walking around a public building? So those are the questions that you have in that scenario. Whereas the Renee Goode, you have a woman behind a wheel of a car attempting to flee two felonies, which is very, very, very different. But ultimately it comes out of this. These arguments about hypocrisy are completely meaningless to me because ideology is different. If I say something like, I think that people should have the right to keep and bear arms, and then some leftist goes, okay, so we're going to go give a bunch of, you know, Islamic terrorists and far left antifa guys Gu. Some people will say, well, you know, you always had a right to keep and bear arms. And if you were to say, no, you can't have them, I don't view that as hypocritical as much as I view it as ideological. And that can come from a conservative or a liberal. And then the question is, which ideology is better? Which moral framework is better? And to put it simply, if a criminal believes he has a right to take from you and destroy your life and kill your family, we don't let them have guns. We say, you have been adjudicated as such and you can't have your gun. So there is a worldview and moral framework a person could have that disqualifies them from what we would describe as the right to keep and bear arms. The point I'm ultimately making is the most rudimentary view of all of this is the Iranian regime is garbage. Their government is trash. And so we're more inclined to support the protesters who want to stop their trash government. Our protesters are trash, and we want to stop them. So the point is, you look at Venezuela, that's a government of trash. That is. What did. What did Javier Milay call them? You know. You know, left or whatever. How do you say left in Spanish?

[Phil Labonte]

I don't know.

[Tim Pool]

Dereche. No. Yeah. What do you say? Esquiro, Merde or whatever.

[D.C. Drano]

Something like that?

[Phil Labonte]

I don't speak any Spanish. I have no idea.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, he said something like, you can't give him anything because I'll take it. So you look at what happens in Minnesota, These people running around like lunatics, attacking ice. I mean, the riots have gotten absolutely insane. They're ramming. Like, there's a video, allegedly, of a ramming of an ICE vehicle, and they jump out, a guy saying, everyone's gotta go get guns, start killing these people. And I'm like, yeah, we don't want those people in government. I don't care about their quote, unquote, free speech. When they go out and they say they want to get guns, start murdering federal agents. That's not free speech. Okay? You want to go and try to. You want to give out leaflets and books, you go ahead and do that. Ideology matters, right? So a government like that turns into Venezuela. Not good. Not good. And so that, you know, basically this idea of the protesters are good and the government is always bad is the stupidest thing ever. And that's the game that liberals try to play with this one. So, yeah, you know, whether or not we get involved with Iran is a different Thing, But I'm just saying, I guess my final thought. Don't, don't get, don't get wrapped up in propaganda trying to convince you that the entirety of Iran is in revolution as people are trying to claim. Israel's got major interests in the collapse of the Iranian government and the US Involvement there. So you're going to see pressure campaigns, PR campaigns and activists trying to claim, as such, there's obviously US interests in the collapse of the Iranian regime. But I think there are protests. I doubt they're the biggest protests they've ever faced, and we'll see what happens. But, you know, that's what it is.

[D.C. Drano]

Arab Spring worked out pretty well for the protesters and we didn't need to get involved militarily. Took over Egypt in 2011, overthrew a dictator. So, again, I hope the Iranian people take care of this themselves. I believe they can.

[Tim Pool]

Let's jump to this next story from the New York Post. Renee Good's Minnesota Ice Watch group shared manual detailing how to fight arrests and launch a micro intifada. Yeah. Actually, when you look at the images, it's not just to fight Isaac. To physically attack them.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Which you can see here, the man is doing and this person is doing. They are physically attacking federal law enforcement. Now, she was trained by them. And what's, what's actually really revealing by this New York Post already reported she was trained by ICE Watch. ICE Watch instructs people on how to physically assault officers. And now you've got a question over, I guess, intent and state of mind. If this ever were to go to court. I gotta tell you, I don't see a reality where this guy can be prosecuted. Even Stephen A. Smith calls Minnesota ICE shooting completely justified from a lawful perspective. And that was last week. He says this. So what happens? You go before a jury and you say, this one was trained by ICE Watch to physically assault officers. They're gonna say, okay. I mean, does that not show a willingness to do it?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, absolutely.

[D.C. Drano]

Is that not terrorism?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah.

[D.C. Drano]

Using physical violence to make political movements move forward. I mean, that's terrorism. They're instructing people to commit felonies. Obstruction of federal aid. I mean, look at the diagrams. It's.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, that's wild. De arrest is a shaking off, which say, and this is why they all wear masks and they all look identical that way. After you de. Arrest a person, they can't identify who they were trying to arrest. I mean, sometimes they still can in some way or another. But, you know, look, the, the federal.

[Phil Labonte]

Government sending a thousand More ICE agents and DHS agents to Minneapolis. That's the correct response. Like that is the. There should be more police officers. There should be because. Well, not. Not police officers, but more federal agents because the local police aren't. There were riots all weekend and the local police weren't doing anything to stop it. You know, people are being assaulted because they're trying to film right wingers. Nick Shirley, I think Cam Higby, Nick Sorter was. Was assaulted. So the only option you have is to send in more reinforcements, more federal agents. It shouldn't be to actually violate people's rights. But there are plenty of people breaking the law. And all those people that are breaking.

[Tim Pool]

The law, that are.

[Phil Labonte]

That are violent, all of them should be put in jail. And more of them you put in jail, the less of this behavior you'll get.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, I mean, that's why it's kind of imperative. And the Trump administration is doing a good job. Obviously, after the Nick Shirley video, when they flooded in, those 3,000 DHS agents, that was the correct decision because I think what's. This is like, going to define the rest of the Trump administration. What happens last week and then in these next following weeks is because they absolutely have to set the tone here. I mean, there's no question about it. This is where these leftist agitators will figure out if they're allowed to operate with impunity or not. And it's quite literally, if you give them an inch, they will take a mile.

[Tim Pool]

They believe they're going to. No one's going to stop them.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So it's like, like the, the feds aren't going to do anything about it. I wouldn't.

[Phil Labonte]

They're sending in, you know, like I said, 3,000 now. Is it 3,000 plus additional.

[Tim Pool]

No, additional thousand, I believe.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. And they are picking up any. Like, they can't arrest anyone for no reason. They're picking up people that are committing crimes at the smallest level. Like, they're. They are getting very tit for tat right now.

[Tim Pool]

Well, I'll give them that. I'll give them that. The riots have been crazy. They've been erupting all day. I don't know if I think I might have a video. I will play this video after this one. That one's a different video. But we've had riots all day, and it's pretty nuts what we're seeing. I don't know if I actually have some of these pulled up. Yeah, check this out. This is Minnesota today. Tear gas deployed. So apparently what Happens is people are stalking these ICE vehicles and so they just like stop, throw out tear gas and then keep going.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

Who's in this van? There's agents in the mirror. You got federal agents of the Dodge Caravan here.

[Tim Pool]

Let's jump at do they chat was what had happened up here?

[Tate Brown]

Some jumped out and tried to.

[D.C. Drano]

All right, let's be back there anymore.

[Tim Pool]

Doesn't really seem like much of anything. Evidence. I guess the reporting is that they're being stalked. So they threw tear gas out. But I guess we don't see in this video. I don't know.

[Phil Labonte]

I don't know either. But like that's, that's a mild response, right? Throwing tear gas out. So that way the people get away from the car. That is not some kind of heavy handed response. It's like just get out of here, you know, deterrence, those kind of things like that is perfectly legitimate.

[Tate Brown]

And they're. And they're able to go to this level without. With zero correspondence whatsoever at the local government because at least during the Summer of Love, they would establish curfews, they would, you know, issue these orders where you can't go to these certain blocks or whatever. This is not happening. This is literally the feds right now operating completely alone. So the fact that they're able to conduct operations at this level shows a massive difference in how they're approaching this versus 2020 civil war.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, it's not a surprise that.

[Tim Pool]

Did you see the head of the Philadelphia Sheriff's Department say this is not real law enforcement and they're going to arrest them, charge them.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

[Tim Pool]

What is a civil war? Civil war is when one or more factions is fighting control of a territory or government. And we're at the point now where confidence is shattered in Minnesota, the fact that ICE driving down the street is being hounded and harassed, they're being treated like an occupying force. These people are making up fake rules. But it doesn't matter because if they believe it, that's the system of government they will follow. So they say things like ICE doesn't have legal authority to stop or arrest a US Citizen. They made that up.

[Phil Labonte]

Yep.

[Tim Pool]

But that's the law they're going to follow, the one they made up. Because what you write on paper doesn't matter if people tell you you're lying and they don't believe what's on your paper. So they've made up this weird reality where ICE can't stop Americans and that's justification for what they're doing. And You've got people driving in from all across the country to Minnesota to effectively engage in conflict with the federal government. Then you've got local government from the mayor and the governor up to the governor saying ISIS illegitimate and they need to leave and defending the citizens. And you've got. I think it's in Seattle. They're calling on citizens to join the Ice Watch groups or the Ice Trackers or whatever the states at the governmental level are lining up against the federal government. Okay, call it whatever you want, but this only goes one direction. When more millennials and zoomers start getting into office, they're gonna ramp things up. And we have seen this from every single liberal personality saying, when Democrats get power, they are going to politically massacre the right. They said they're gonna arrest Elon Musk. What was that? Who was it? That was Mehdi Hasan. Yeah, so the next Democrat needs to campaign on prosecuting Elon Musk. And he didn't say for what. Why? Cuz Elon Musk didn't do anything illegal.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, he doesn't do.

[Tim Pool]

They're just saying show trials, kangaroo courts, punish our enemies. And the frail and dainty Republicans say, oh, geez, slow down there, Democrats. And then welcome to the modern era. So I gotta say, sorry if I'm pessimistic, but I know it's like beating a dead horse at this point, but getting shot at in the past month and seeing all the violence that we've seen that that's escalated and then to see the right is just basically fighting itself, I'm fairly worried.

[D.C. Drano]

I mean, you have. You have good reason to be. I'll provide the optimistic perspective. I think we had far worse riots in LA initially four or five months ago, and those were calmed down drastically, and we're still engaging in massive deportation operations there. I think Minnesota, although it's a little bit intense right now, things are going to stop sooner than we think, or at least calm down. A. I don't think these groups are maybe as big as people think they're. You know, there's a few demonstrations maybe on the weekend, but it's freezing out there in Minnesota. You also got a bunch of old white liberal hippies. And also I just saw Jacob Frey, the Minneapolis mayor. He put out a statement saying, listen, like, business owners are starting to complain. People want to get back to their normal lives. We can't keep doing this. So you're going to start to get a backlash from the normal people who actually pull some strings in Minneapolis to say, get your, you know, stuff in order. Here so that we can start making money again. Otherwise we're going to throw you out.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

I'm also hoping that the reaction to the shooting of Renee Goode is that leftists stop trying to commit felonies against federal law enforcement because it goes sideways.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Quickly.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. There's two points. I mean, because with LA riots, I mean, the big differentiator between the LA riots and these current ones we're seeing is the LA riots were like exclusively ethnic riots. Like, they were like Mexican nationalists basically advocating for California to be reclaimed by Mexico or whatever, versus these. This is just people that are defending Somalis for some reason. And the only thing that really they have in common is that they're just against Trump. But there's not like any deeper.

[Phil Labonte]

They're against the west too, though.

[Tate Brown]

They're against the west, but there's not like a deep connection to any of these people. These are all completely disaffected freaks for the most part. It's really hard to keep those people motivated because like Tim said, that's actually a really good point, is when they realize, oh, there's consequences for running into ICE officers. Maybe I'll tone it down a little bit. Maybe that'll be a little bit of a disincentive to just like completely chimp out every time you're in public.

[Phil Labonte]

You think so?

[Tate Brown]

I think so. I really do. I think a lot of these people maybe are ideologues, but I think a lot of people are cowards and they do realize, like, oh, you could die.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. I mean, I think that the, just the fact that they're handing out, you know, the material showing people how to interfere with ice, how does, how to basically push back against the government when they're, they're trying to perform their lawful duties. I think that there's more people then you're. Then probably more than you think, at least that, that are there, that are committed, that really want to do this. I mean, look, it's January, right. It's not a surprise to see people out in the streets getting buck wild in June.

[Tim Pool]

Right.

[Phil Labonte]

It's warm. There's not a lot of, you know, you've got nothing to do or what have you. They'll go out and they'll get wild in January. You really do need to have people that are at least interested in what's going on beyond, hey, I've got nothing else to do tonight. You know, it's like, it's cold out there. I mean, I know it's been, it hasn't been super Cold. I think it was in the 40s. Like highs in the 40s, but at night it's cold.

[Tate Brown]

And.

[Phil Labonte]

And that tends to deter people that are just casuals.

[Tim Pool]

I want to show y' all what we are up against. We have this post from Cassandra. Cassandra McDonald's at Cassandra Rules on X. This lady is crying on tick tock because she has kids at home and is going to harass ICE officers. She does it anyway. Gotta get those social media brownie points. Completely broken compass. What is wrong with these women? So here's the video. I don't care for the song, okay? It says, the moment I realized I was in the same situation Renee Goode was in. Heading to report ICE and I could potentially never see my kids again. And she's crying on camera. 5150.

[D.C. Drano]

Psychotic.

[Tim Pool]

5150. We had this debate last week, and we're talking about, you know, rights and all of that stuff. And I pointed out to this liberal that there is, there is. There are mechanisms in this country where people can be detained without a jury trial as American citizens. Because they keep saying this thing like due process. Their due process rights were violated. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Due process literally just means the legal process that is due to you when you are facing some kind of proceeding. And that means if, like this woman, you should be 5150, you don't. You don't go to court. There's no jury. They just jump and take ya. And then you can file for the courts after the fact, but you're not getting a jury trial before they lock you up. And for those who don't know 5150, it means typically it refers to forcefully detaining someone because they're a threat to themselves or others. This woman should. Well, I'm assuming she's lying about this. It's performative social media garbage. How much you want to bet she's driving in the supermarket, fake crocodile, cried, turned the camera off, went to supermarket, bought some eggs and went home. She didn't actually even go anywhere. I'm saying the people who actually do this stuff, like abandon their kids to go obstruct federal law enforcement and commit felonies, should have their kids taken away and be 5150. Come at me, bro.

[Tate Brown]

Literally libtards will literally cry because they're not allowed to, like, hit ICE agents with their car anymore. Like what? Like, sorry, that's the new standard, I guess.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, look, the idea that if it's you're emotionally Moved to the point of tears, but you're still going to go to. To mess with. She's got a resist brave resistance. Give me a break.

[Tate Brown]

Like, dude, she is what's standing between you and a total fascist takeover of America. If it weren't for her bravely going to sprouts.

[Phil Labonte]

Thank you, Karen.

[Tate Brown]

Literally, dude, we would be living in like, the gulag. We'd all be in gulag. What are this? Brave warrior.

[Tim Pool]

What is warrior? What. What are the supermarket chains in Minneapolis, dude? Because out here. Out here you got Publix.

[Tate Brown]

I can't.

[Tim Pool]

I like smelly words very well.

[Tate Brown]

Not good at that. Yeah, this is just. These people literally cry and put their life on the line to defend people that, like, they got exposed for scamming and that's what we're punishing. They will literally die for it.

[Tim Pool]

What really scares me is did you guys see the story about the DMT laser thing where like, they. This guy put a laser on a wall and then did a hallucinogenic drug and saw code in the wall and then invited a bunch of people to do it and they all saw code in the wall and instead of just being like, maybe drugs make you hallucinate, he went, the Matrix is real.

[Tate Brown]

So true.

[Tim Pool]

Well, I love that story. And I got to admit it, the most convincing thing about that. Look, I'm going to say it again. When a bunch of dudes do drugs and then go, I see weird stuff. I'm like, yeah, you're doing drugs.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, drugs do that.

[Tim Pool]

Then they go, yeah, but I saw code, man. Like, we're in a simulation. I say, that is not convincing. What is convincing are the NPCs, these people who, like, are vapid empty husks of a being who seem to have no inner monologue or thought process as they mindly drone about like innkeepers in Chrono trigger. Or are there innkeepers in Chrono? Yeah, there are. Of course there are. Final Fantasy, we'll go with that. When you got in keepers in that.

[D.C. Drano]

Game, the brainwashing is so strong, she'll leave her own children to go defend Somalian scammers that are hijacking $700 million in suitcases out of the.

[Tim Pool]

No, no. Yes. But what I'm saying is this proves we're in a simulation. I non playing character and she's going, beep, beep, beep.

[Tate Brown]

Right. It's a weird glitch. They did an update, ruined their code.

[Tim Pool]

That's what Mandela effects are.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

When they update, they patch and it, like, corrupts old data.

[Tate Brown]

Just see that woman's tweet where it had like 20,000 likes and she was basically just describing how she's afraid of like being forcibly taken advantage of by an ICE agent. Everyone's like, this is the middle aged women are not okay. Because we're all like having fantasies.

[Tim Pool]

Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You're saying it was like a middle aged woman and she was like, I'm scared an ICE agent will rape her.

[Tate Brown]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Do you see the other video who posted this where they were like, I think the real some woman, she's like, I think the real reason all these middle aged white women are chasing ICE agents around is cause they're hot. Hot and bombers.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, Literally.

[Tim Pool]

Straight up. For real. Yeah, but I'm not playing. I think that's true. There was this viral post on Reddit years ago, I think we talked about on the show where it was this woman and she was like, I'm a liberal activist. I'm like a 30 year old woman and I just fantasize about like a tall ripped guy in a maga hat just taking me. And it's like, you see, look, women want strong men and there's no strong liberal men.

[Tate Brown]

So true.

[Tim Pool]

They're not. They voted for Justin Trudeau because he did that yoga pose on the table.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And they were like, just give me a strong man. Do you guys know what shit testing is?

[Phil Labonte]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

You've heard, you've heard that term from like the manosphere. I don't know. Basically the, the idea is that women will complain as a test to the man to see if he's strong enough to tell her to shut up.

[Tate Brown]

So true.

[Tim Pool]

That's figure. That's, that's, that's basically how people have interpreted it. The general idea is that. Or let's make it academic. Women who did not put pressure on their man throughout human history were less likely to survive because the men were less likely to perform at a higher level. Men who were pressured by women but strong and who stood up and got the job done were more likely to survive. Creating a social dynamic where women are always going to be, they're likely to be at a slight negative. Something is always going to be wrong. And the way I described it was if you were a woman in a cave and UG comes home from work and he has but one fish and you say, ug, bring one fish. Me need two fish. I'll go. Fine, me, I'll go get two fish. Guess what? They got extra food. They're Going to survive better than the other cave where the wife says to grog. Oh, grog. Okay, one fish. Me love grog. And then they hug. So the. The women that were like, do more. You're not doing enough. Were more likely to have successful surviving families because they put pressure on the men. I think this is a component of what we're seeing, but it's at a macro scale.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So these middle aged liberal women are chasing around ICE agents yelling at them. But I think. And I'm not, obviously, I'm not saying all women are like this. I'm not saying everything. All the liberal women are so angry. I'm saying this. No, I'm saying they'll be. There is a psychological component for some women.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Where they're looking at these strong guys who are going to stare them in the face and say, shut your mouth. And they like it.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, they're. They're getting feral. This is what. I've maintained this position. This is a very serious political position. Everyone needs to hear me when I say this is like, just objectively true. You can't debate. Fem cells are the biggest threat to the Republic right now. Fem cells? You've heard of these? Yeah, femcells, like, because they do one of two things. They either just, like, start, like, corny posting on Twitter or they run into ICE agents with their car. That's like, they're the biggest issue. You see this woman completely unhinged.

[D.C. Drano]

So I thought it was the awfuls. Affluent, white female, urban liberals.

[Tate Brown]

These are fem cells for sure. I know when I see them, I.

[Phil Labonte]

Can kind of smell them.

[Tate Brown]

It's like a pheromone.

[D.C. Drano]

There's a good mix of Karen's in there too.

[Tate Brown]

There's some Karen's. You know, I'm actually. I'm a Karen defender. I'm a big Karen, big time. Yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

Really?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[D.C. Drano]

Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

That's a whole nother. I could defend that too. I could go on a tangent about why I'm like, pro Karen.

[Phil Labonte]

I don't. I don't want. Maybe like, after the show.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, we could do after. Yeah. In private. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I want cameras going when I explain why. It's very racial. But.

[D.C. Drano]

But wait, how. What would you describe Renee Good and her wife? That doesn't necessarily fit the. Want a strong man.

[Phil Labonte]

Well, that's. She doesn't have a man. That's why she needed to push the ICE agents because she doesn't have a man to. To.

[Tate Brown]

And they'd have a Subaru So they got really antsy. Yeah, I didn't have a wallet either.

[Phil Labonte]

It wasn't, it wasn't a Jeep Liberty, was it?

[Tate Brown]

I know, it was like a, like a compass or something.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, something like that. It was a Honda Pilot.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, that is, you know, that is kind of, you know, if you have a Honda Pilot out there, you might want to trade it in. But yeah, no, it's true. There is like a weird, like feral component with these, with these HUDs.

[Tim Pool]

But it is, I, I think, I think it's important to point out and fair to point out that there is a bifurcation in the psyche of, or in the social order that, that women are experiencing in this country. Liberal women, and that is you cannot be socially accepted if you're with a conservative guy. He's a Nazi, he's a fascist. So of course there are, I think the majority of circumstances are where liberal women will refuse to date a conservative guy. The ultimate point here is the psychological argument is that many of these women would prefer to date a strong masculine man who's going to tell them no and who's going to choose to do something aggressive. There was another funny post that was viral on X where I can't remember who it was. They said on a leftist forum somebody was asked to name a good male role model. Who would you think is a good. I don't. You guys see this one? And guess, guess who they chose? What was the top post for? Can you name a strong male role model on the left?

[D.C. Drano]

Tim Waltz.

[Tim Pool]

Aragorn.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. Who?

[Tim Pool]

Aragorn, you know, the fictional character from Lord of the Rings. And it was like, you, you can't. Because to liberals men are always bad. Like that's the liberals, the liberal orthodoxy. Men are bad and privileged. So in order to get a perfect man, he has to not exist. That's. And that's what we're dealing with. But that being said, I think psychologically, like this lady crying, I think it's fair to say that all these middle aged liberal women are hunting down ICE agents because they want to be around them.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, ICE Tracker is like a dating app for them.

[Tim Pool]

Like at this right here, look at this other video from Cassandra. It says this guy was so into himself, let's give him the appropriate attention he deserves. No, no, no, hold on, hold on. Let's think two seconds about what that actually means. Let's give this, let's give him the appropriate attention he deserves. There's an ICE agent. He's tall, no mask on, he fears no man or Woman. And they're filming him and yelling at him now why, why this one guy? And why does he deserve attention? Let's stop for a second and ignore the political context. What would you think if there was a guy standing on a street corner looking around and he was like a law enforcement guy and a lady was pointing the camera at him saying, let's all give him the attention he deserves. You'd imagine she's into it. You're like, wow, man. She's posting this, being like, look at this guy. Oh my God.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, no, it's slip. Yeah, it's like free game for all the fellows out there. Just sign up for.

[Tim Pool]

No.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, it's a total issue. Sorry, liberal men.

[Tim Pool]

It's the modern Romeo and Juliet.

[Tate Brown]

It's so true.

[D.C. Drano]

Sorry.

[Tate Brown]

The liberal men, the racially insensitive podcasters, always get the girl. There's not much that can be done.

[Tim Pool]

Racially insensitive. We gotta pull up this next video right here. Wait, where did it go? Here we go. This one is being called fafo. And this is, this is, this is really important. This is really important. A video going viral showing a dude with an American flag. I'm assuming this is Minnesota, right?

[Phil Labonte]

I think so.

[Tate Brown]

I don't know.

[Tim Pool]

And when he gets attacked by leftists, he, he first tries to back off. This is what it means to be a man. You don't choose the fights. You do everything you can to avoid the fights. The fight you avoid is the fight you win. And trust me, man, I've told this story before. I remember when I was a kid, these two guys were at a party. This was at a. Well, I'll keep the details light because it's, you know, I guess it's like the biggest story in the world. But there were two guys, there was a party and one guy had words with the other guy's wife. He like was hitting on her. So my. It's been 30 years, but like I think what happened was the husband punt, like swung at the other guy who was hitting on his wife. The, the guy hitting on the wife then punched the husband who fell back, hit his head on a desk and died instantly. And so a stupid sentence and 2 seconds a man is dead. And the other guy went to prison for murder and he got murdered cuz he initiated a fight and then. And killed a guy and he got charged for it. That's why you avoid the fight. That being said, sometimes you can't. And self defense was always allowed. All right, so for those that are just listening, guy in the American flag is being harassed by some left. Let me, let me just say this too. He's pushing a bullhorn into the guy's ear. That's assault and battery. That could damage your eardrums. And the dude with the American flag is just trying to leave. He's just pushing him away. He's trying to leave. And he's getting followed around. Yeah. And it's all about to break down.

[D.C. Drano]

He's taking it right in his ear.

[Tim Pool]

I know the guy's trying to get away from him. He's trying to avoid the fight.

[Phil Labonte]

It's assault.

[Tate Brown]

Boom, boom. Out.

[Tim Pool]

Knocks him out. That's why it breaks out. Knocks him out. He can. He, he now he flees now. No, hold on. He's fleeing again.

[D.C. Drano]

He's backing up.

[Tim Pool]

He's. He's backing up the whole time.

[D.C. Drano]

Even in a duty now they're all.

[Tim Pool]

Blowing whistles and he's backing up the whole time. Now. This is the dude that got smacked already. Knocks him down.

[D.C. Drano]

Another guy down.

[Tim Pool]

Now watch the guy in the red.

[Phil Labonte]

This is second time too.

[Tim Pool]

Crunch gone out.

[Tate Brown]

Hey, guys, guys.

[D.C. Drano]

I count at least.

[Tim Pool]

The important thing I want to stress, and I'm going to say it, don't go looking for fights. The important thing is this dude tried avoiding the fight the whole time and it was backing away and they would not stop assaulting him. And so fafo.

[D.C. Drano]

Yep. Even in a liberal blue state where you have a duty to attempt a retreat, like Florida's a stand your ground state. Other states, he complied with that. He reasonably retreated the entire time in a way that was reasonable without him turning his back and getting jumped.

[Tim Pool]

Dude. These people could have just not attacked him.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So this is, this is the important thing to understand. Like y', all, y' all saw the video. I mean, if you're just listening to the show, you didn't see the video. But y' all watched the video. We just played it. And you know, we are attempting to be reasonable. There are certainly people on the right that are like, go teach him a lesson. Yeah, get them.

[D.C. Drano]

Get.

[Tim Pool]

But we're not watching that happen. The right isn't going out. Nick Sorter didn't show up to Minnesota and start physically attacking people. He went up, started filming what was going on, saying people should know what's happening here. So what did they do? They physically attacked him for it. And then he flees and they still try to kill him. I don't know if you guys saw the video. They're throwing frozen water bottles at the car. They're spray painting it and then when he tries to flee, they jump on his car and another car tries to box him in. He tries calling the. Then the police detain him. He gets detained. I'm warning you guys. The divide is real. And we are probably a couple years out. We've already heard local law enforcement say the federal government's illegitimate. We've already seen, I mean, what. Nick Sorter got arrested in the Pacific Northwest, attacked here, and the police won't help him. You are an enemy ideologue in those states, and you think you can call the police because you think you're in America, but you were in the multicultural states of America, and you are from the constitutional Republic of America, and they view you as an enemy. So this, I wouldn't be surprised if this dude, they're gonna charge him, man.

[Phil Labonte]

I. I mean, I can't. I can't say that I totally disagree, but that is very demoralizing, the idea that you can be attacked. You know, obviously the dude was trying to do everything he could to screw up his hearing and cause him as much pain as he could. Without touching him.

[Tim Pool]

No, he was touching him. Well, he's making physical contact with his face. Like that's assault and battery.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, like, I mean, I, I wouldn't argue that, that that was in any way legitimate. But the point I'm making is, like, he is clearly defending himself. And to get, you know, from multiple people, multiple attackers, and to get arrested for that, that would. That's just totally different.

[D.C. Drano]

Textbook self, self defense, in my opinion. I think even in that city, it depends on what part of the region they're in. You could get a decently fair jury. I mean, Kyle Rittenhouse got off, you know, I mean, you can still. And I would say a lot of this anti Americanism, it's really in their major cities. If you go to the rural areas of Oregon, of Minnesota, it is Trump country. And so it's really just these cities. And frankly, these cities have just such rigged elections. You've got, but like I said, $700 million in Somalian suitcases going out of the country. Billions more stolen and laundered. What do you think they're doing to the ballots in the elections? I mean, money's a lot harder to steal than votes. Votes you can just print off or you could just fill it in yourself. Money's a lot harder. So I have a feeling Minnesota could be a red state if they could actually clean up up some of these elections in Minneapolis.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, I would be surprised if there, if there's you know, significant fraud in Minneapolis when it comes to voting.

[Tim Pool]

Massive, you know, reconstruction.

[Phil Labonte]

What does that look like to you?

[Tim Pool]

The. The federal government goes into states like Minnesota and asserts federal management over the city and state government and then begins mass prosecutions of all the fraud and starts targeting the corrupt politicians who enabled and protected the fraud, charging and arresting and removing all of them.

[Phil Labonte]

I'm for it.

[Tim Pool]

And then after, maybe like after you clear out a bunch of the corruption, it could probably be like a couple years, then you have a standard election on the normal date, and you let the people of Minnesota then figure it out for themselves. And after that, the new politicians come in and you'll have federal supervision for the next election cycle. And then the feds leave.

[Phil Labonte]

I love it.

[D.C. Drano]

That's effectively what we're doing without that title. I mean, we aren't taking full explicit control, but we've sent thousands of ICE agents, HCI agents, federal agents, the FBI, the raiding the daycares, and they've cut off the funding to their SNAP programs, to their other NGO grants, they've cut it off to their child support services. So, I mean, they have completely isolated bureaucratically, Minnesota. And I frankly don't know how Tim Waltz even stays in government. Eventually this stuff is going to catch up economically and there's gonna be a lot of powerful business people behind the scenes being like, we gotta switch things up.

[Tim Pool]

You know, I always say this on the show because we seem to know things before anybody else because we got our finger on the pulse. You know what I'm. What am I typing in? I gotta type in Waltz. We got our finger on the pulse. Let me see. Wait, why did he just disappear? It was there, then it was gone. Tim Waltz. I'm trying to pull it up. There we go. On call. She, Tim Waltz out as governor of Minnesota. And 34% before 20, 27. 27% before July.

[Tate Brown]

Wow.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I mean, there's rumors that I've.

[Tim Pool]

See there $2.5 million betting volume, prediction volume on him being kicked out of office or resigning before the end of his term. That's fairly wild. And my point is this. Why don't I just buy a ton? He's gonna be out. Why don't I. I'm sitting here reading this every single day, and you're saying to me, like, how is he still in government? And I'm looking at this being like, it's $2.5 million, probably gonna be indicted.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, yeah, seriously, that's what I was alluding to. Like, I've seen people Nothing's verified, but there's a lot of people saying that there are rumors that Tim Walls is gonna be indicted.

[D.C. Drano]

I can't tell you how many corrupt politicians will run for office as a way to protect themselves from indictment. Right. You're seeing Jenna Griswold in Colorado. She's the Secretary of state who put Tina Peters in jail free. Tina Peters. And she was busted releasing the election machine passwords, covered it up for six months. People finally found out, and then suddenly Colorado is one of the only states actually get a little bit more blue in the Trump landslide in 2024. But what did she do once that all got out? A, she stopped tweeting. B, she announced in one tweet, her next tweet was, I'm running for attorney general. So she's gonna run for the chief law enforcement officer position to protect herself from prosecution. Now look at Tim Waltz. That guy is corrupt as they get. And he dropped out of his race. That's how bad it is. He knows what's coming down the pike. And I would assume that some of these calciads might be correct.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah, I mean, this is. Like I said, this is unconfirmed, but Representative Ben Davis is talking about articles of impeachment for Tim Walls. I don't know if that's. If that actually has any kind of. Yeah, I don't know if that's gonna.

[D.C. Drano]

You know, state legislature is not as liberal as the, you know, the head statewide offices.

[Phil Labonte]

I mean, it would. It would be nice to see, you know, accountability come to. To an executive like that. But, you know, bro, if I put.

[Tim Pool]

Five grand on Tim Waltz out before the end of the year, I'd make 14. 286 right now.

[Phil Labonte]

There you go.

[Tim Pool]

I'm just looking at it like, I. I never do anything like this.

[Tate Brown]

They're selling three bucks for a dollar right now, man.

[Tim Pool]

Look at that. What if I did 50 grand?

[Tate Brown]

Let's go unlimited money glitch. You just.

[Tim Pool]

Unlimited. I, I actually, I was talking to some Gen Z dude about that because he was talking to me about how Gen Z is doing all this gambling content now. Like, it's blowing up. And I was like, bro, just go on call sheet and look for anything that has, like a contract closure date in the next week and odds, like, and favorable odds, which is literally every single bet. It's a free money glitch because. Because it's rarely wrong. So, like, if you go to Fed decision in January, you got a month, right? 93. It maintains the rate. Okay. Yes. You know what I mean, or you can buy cut. No 94%. It's like, yeah, you put 100 bucks there. @ the end of the month you're gonna clear $7 free cash. So it's, it's like, it's like printing money. Like $64. You did a thousand. But it's rarely wrong. You know what I mean? I'm not telling anybody to do any of this. I was just making that point that we've talked about it for years where it's like we watch the news every single day and if I just started trading stocks like when the show wraps, okay, you know what I do? I'm going to hire a day trader and just be like after the show. Just invest based on what we talked about. And we're printing money. Printing.

[Phil Labonte]

It. Be.

[Tate Brown]

Sick. Shorting fem.

[Tim Pool]

Cells. Did you guys see Inverse Kramer beat.

[Phil Labonte]

Pelosi? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go. It's incredible that you can actually just follow Inverse Kramer. Like whatever Jim Kramer says, do the opposite and you'll make a lot of money. And the guy still has a show on.

[Tate Brown]

Cnbc. These mortgage backed securities are the safest.

[Phil Labonte]

Investment. Everybody pays their.

[Tim Pool]

Mortgage. Who doesn't pay their mortgage. Yeah. And, and also don't forget when in Iron Man 2 he was against Stark Technologies and he smashed the mug and. And he ends up saving the whole.

[D.C. Drano]

Universe.

[Tim Pool]

Even. Even I talk about a bad.

[Phil Labonte]

Bet. Even in fiction he can't get it.

[Tate Brown]

Right.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. Even in.

[Tim Pool]

A. Which you know what's actually funny about this I bring half joke is that actually they did write this knowing full well his prediction was wrong. Like the point of Iron man in the movies is that he is going to.

[Phil Labonte]

Win.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. So they actually wrote Jim Kramer into the movie being wrong. You'd think Kramer be like guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Seriously, hold on.

[Phil Labonte]

Guys. Like I. Come on. There's like, you know, It's. This is 2007 or whatever. So he probably could be like, you know there's, there's kind of, you know, a little things start in now, so maybe we shouldn't have maybe you know, blah blah.

[Tate Brown]

Blah. He's like, he's like can I get it right? It's like, hey, this is fiction, not a miracle.

[Tim Pool]

God. Let's. You know what? Phil pulled this up. Let's talk about this. Living in the simulation. So this is actually a decently old story. And the claim people took DMT and then stared at a laser on a wall and saw actual code, actual alphanumeric symbols. And they claim to have seen the Same thing. Now here's what I think. As far as I know, none of these people wrote it down so they didn't see the same thing. They saw something they could all describe as alphanumeric symbols. I have a very simple explanation for this. They were on.

[Tate Brown]

Drugs.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. But here's the story. Scribbling furiously, CNN embedded with a group of amateur investigators. And by amateur investigators they mean drug users staring at a wall. Who. There's a bunch of people who love the DMT stuff getting mad at me right now who openly believe reality is a simulation. And they say they're trying to prove it by finding the code that runs the world. Like in the matrix we had on Gary the numbers guy. And if you don't know he is, he, he's like, I hear crazy stories about him, like he just wins sports betting, like crazy non stop because he, he does all this numerology stuff, which I'm not, I don't believe in. But he said it's, there is a code to the universe and you can, you can see holes in the code, like cheat codes basically. And if you follow them, you'll follow a pattern. And it's actually not the craziest thing I've ever heard. I think it's actually, I think it's sound. It doesn't mean that he's right about everything. But the idea being math is how we describe the universe, how the universe functions. Basically there's, there's physics, there's universe. And we've begun writing down how it functions, starting with quantity and finding ourselves now mapping dimensions and things like this. So it does make sense that if math is how we map the universe, you can find patterns in how the universe works by looking at numbers. I don't think that means that some guy sitting in his room looking at the sky is going to figure out that nine, six, you know, he's going to whatever. But it does mean that maybe you get an edge, maybe it's possible. Well, here's the video. Are we living in a simulation? And I gotta tell you, it just looks like drug addicts.

[D.C. Drano]

Staring.

[Phil Labonte]

5150.

[Tim Pool]

50.

[Tate Brown]

150. Jail. Wow. Like home.

[Tim Pool]

Depot. This group is preparing to take part in an.

[Tate Brown]

Experiment. Exhale. Keep it.

[Tim Pool]

Out. One that's meant to show them the.

[Tate Brown]

Simulation. Thank you.

[Tim Pool]

Everybody. Danny Goler created the test which consists of two.

[Tate Brown]

Parts. A psychedelic drug called DMT and lasers. DMT stands for.

[Tim Pool]

Dimethyltryptamine. If you smoke it, it produces the most psychedelic explosion known to.

[Tate Brown]

Man. Just in case Somebody is not fully.

[Tim Pool]

Aware. This is a big experience. The main jarring factor is the.

[Tate Brown]

Speed. It comes on really.

[D.C. Drano]

Fast. It will surprise.

[Tate Brown]

You. Even though I said this to you, it will still surprise you. Debbie's about to.

[Tim Pool]

Go. Doing.

[D.C. Drano]

Great. Oh.

[Tate Brown]

My. Looks smaller than you.

[Tim Pool]

Think. The pixels that make up the.

[Tate Brown]

Screen, so to speak, stare in the laser beam right now. And there's almost like a road. The best I could describe it is like snake skin. Do you know how many times people said snake skin? Crazy. This feels really.

[Tim Pool]

Mythological. It looks like snake mythological.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. What a great.

[Tim Pool]

Word. So.

[Tate Brown]

Big. You see snake. I can't see.

[Tim Pool]

Anything. That was so.

[Tate Brown]

Unexpected. Like, this was not.

[Tim Pool]

This. It was like this whole.

[Tate Brown]

World. Not a world I've ever been.

[Tim Pool]

In that I would conceive of. Do you think what you saw.

[Tate Brown]

There is other dimensions.

[Tim Pool]

Or. Well, I certainly can understand now.

[Tate Brown]

Why Danny wants to spend a lot.

[Tim Pool]

Of time there, because it felt like I wanted to stay.

[Tate Brown]

There. And it felt like, you know, what else is being even beyond this, you know, I'd rather them be doing this than riding in Minneapolis right now. So I think this is, like, probably the better.

[D.C. Drano]

Alternative. This is where they.

[Phil Labonte]

Recruit. I know.

[Tate Brown]

Man. Oh, my.

[Phil Labonte]

God. I don't know if it's actually better.

[Tate Brown]

Tate. I think I'd rather, you know, either. They're hitting ICE agents, so, you know, just give a little DMT and then give them some lasers. They'll be all right. They'll be all.

[Tim Pool]

Right. It's like a cat, you know, you point the laser at the wall and the cat.

[Tate Brown]

Just. I hate all of these, like, esoteric. Like, there's that one where it's like, have you seen this man in your dream? And it's just a Greek guy. I'm like, I see Greek people all the time, like, 30 times a day. What are you talking.

[D.C. Drano]

About? We can see the exact same thing she's.

[Tim Pool]

Describing. She like, it looks like snakes. And I'm like, yeah, the.

[D.C. Drano]

Laser. Nothing about a laser. It was just staring into a laser, ruining my.

[Tim Pool]

Eyes. They've, like, claimed that they've seen. They've seen symbols. Let me see if I can actually. We actually live in a simulation. Where's the, like, show me the point where I'm not gonna watch this, like, 30 minute long thing, guys just talking about lasers on.

[Tate Brown]

Walls.

[Tim Pool]

Unemployment. Oh, here we go. Let's play this. You know what's funny is like a whole cottage industry of drug addicts staring at lasers on walls. Yeah, I'm in the wrong industry. I work so hard Every.

[Tate Brown]

Day. You just need to get in, like, the stud finder industry. You can sell a million of these.

[Phil Labonte]

Things. There you.

[Tate Brown]

Go. Describe what you.

[Tim Pool]

Saw. And just for the record, I didn't tell you this. You've said it.

[D.C. Drano]

Yourself. Yeah, I. I see.

[Phil Labonte]

Letters. Definitely.

[Tim Pool]

Letters. Numbers and.

[Tate Brown]

Letters.

[Tim Pool]

Wow.

[D.C. Drano]

Chinese.

[Tim Pool]

Chinese. Want to take a.

[Tate Brown]

Picture? Chinese.

[Tim Pool]

People. Guys, guys, guys. Tate's got this conspiracy theory that beyond the ice wall is.

[Tate Brown]

Koreans. It's.

[Tim Pool]

True. Yeah. And this proves.

[Tate Brown]

It. Yeah. Literally, he's like, I see Chinese. I could be Koreans. Can't really.

[Tim Pool]

Tell. No, he doesn't know it. He doesn't know which characters there. Which Alphabet they're.

[Tate Brown]

From. I see, like.

[Tim Pool]

Something. Can you move.

[Phil Labonte]

It?

[Tate Brown]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Yes. It is crazy. Wow. You see that? Okay, so. Yeah, it's not stuck. No, it's.

[Tate Brown]

Not. Because of the. What? No, it's. It's on its own.

[Tim Pool]

Side. Light is just literally revealing.

[Phil Labonte]

It. People are so.

[Tim Pool]

Disappointing. So if you could somehow project.

[Tate Brown]

It back from the.

[Phil Labonte]

Air. You would see it in the air, though. There it is. And look at the edges, like.

[Tate Brown]

Where the light ends, like, in these areas. And up and down. Look at.

[Phil Labonte]

That. Like, how it just reveals it. Dude's just feeding.

[Tate Brown]

Him. Yeah. Like, he gets his face blurred because he finished filming. He's like, that's the stupidest thing I've ever done. I don't want that in.

[Phil Labonte]

There. He's furiously calling, don't do my.

[Tate Brown]

Face. My wife will kill.

[Tim Pool]

Me. They're not exactly. They're portions of.

[Tate Brown]

Them. Why are they all in.

[Tim Pool]

Bathrooms? Why aren't they writing it down? But it's confusing because the thing. Things behind it kind of make.

[Phil Labonte]

It blurry because pens don't work for.

[Tate Brown]

Them, and they're not describing.

[Tim Pool]

Anything.

[Tate Brown]

Right. I see, like, columns and blurry things.

[D.C. Drano]

Characters. The.

[Tim Pool]

Simulation. So they're. They're claiming that it looks like the Matrix with all, like, the numbers and. And everything. And I'm like, wow. Get a piece of paper, write down what you're seeing. Like, I can look at Japanese symbols and copy it. I have no idea what it is, but I'm like, line, line, line. That's easy. Down dot. I can. I can copy a picture. I can't do it well, but I can do it well enough. If they all did that and then everybody showed each other and they were like, they're all the exact same symbols. Then I'd be like, okay, it's pretty crazy. Maybe there's something.

[Tate Brown]

Here. I mean, you take these people to the eye doctor, they'll do, like, they'll make January 6th look like a birthday party. I mean, they will come on glued. Like, it'll be insane. We got to do that. Can we fund this? I think we can fund. They do. Looking at the little barn and they're like, I think it's Gartha. I can't tell. Be.

[Tim Pool]

Awesome. The. The truth is Koreans control.

[D.C. Drano]

Everything.

[Tate Brown]

It's. They.

[Tim Pool]

Do. I mean, you think about it. How much money do we give them every year? We have, what, 30K.

[Tate Brown]

Troops.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. In South Korea, we're basically providing military service for them. And what do they do? Dance around on tv shaking.

[Tate Brown]

It.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Sounds like.

[Phil Labonte]

We. They provide K pop for the.

[Tate Brown]

World. That's right. Yeah. Of course. K more K slop. Come on. What is going.

[D.C. Drano]

On? Oh.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. China is our global adversary. Ag. Okay, we kind of see what's going on here. You're in the old peninsula, and then the north and South Korea is just a fake divide to get more money out of us. You know, behind the scenes, they're chumming it.

[Tim Pool]

Up. See, I. I don't. I. I'm not. I. I want to. I want to clarify too, because I'm not immediately. I actually am deeply interested in the DMT stuff because what we're looking for in these experiments is replicable phenomena. So there have been stories where two people unrelated to each other in a similar area were brought in for an experiment where they did dmt and they both experienced the same thing, but were separated from each other and then described to researchers very, very similar events with the same people. When they blast off, they see, like, what they call machine elves, which is just like a stupid phrase someone came up with, but weird entities. And there have been people who have claimed to have experienced the exact same things despite never talking to each other. That's where it gets interesting. So when you see something like this, I'm like, guys, write it down. Like, we're interested in this. Joe Rogan had a whole, like, six year arc on this. We love it. Just write it down. The fact that they haven't or that it's not a component of the story says to me, they're making things up. Like, you're literally just on drugs. Yes, that's.

[Phil Labonte]

It. That's the whole story. Look, there's drugs and there's lights, and people are interested in lights when they're on drugs. I mean, like, that. That's kind of like a story as old as.

[Tim Pool]

Drugs. Yeah. You know, like, I. I knew this guy when I was a teenager, and he was telling me aliens were Real? Because he'd seen.

[Phil Labonte]

It. It's all.

[Tim Pool]

Lights. He said, no, he saw a UFO float above his house. And he's like, I'm not kidding. He's like, I came out of my backyard. Now, he was in his 20s, and he's like, I was smoking a cig, and then a UFO came down over the back of my house. And it was in the suburbs of Chicago, so it's. It's, like, decently populated, but still, houses are a little bit. It's not like they're literally just next to each other, like, in the city. And then I was like, for real? And he was like, yeah, dude. And I was like, well, like, tell me the story. What happened? He's like, well, me and my buddy, we were in. We were in his basement, and we were just doing, like, a bunch of acid. And I went, okay. And then he was like. And I was drinking, and I went outside to have a cigarette, and I saw a ufo. And I was like, do you think that had something to do with the acid? He was, no way, man. And I was like, okay, yeah.

[Phil Labonte]

I knew this policeman, knew this police helicopter.

[Tate Brown]

Right? Yeah. I knew this Albanian dude in college, and he took a bunch of lsd, and after that, he would always wear earplugs. And he's like, I don't want them to have access. Oh.

[Tim Pool]

God. Bro, I've. There were people that, you know, in my old neighborhood who, like, everyone knows. They go up, did drugs one time and then just went like.

[Tate Brown]

That. Yeah, normies get one shot if they can't handle.

[Tim Pool]

It. I just. I think everybody.

[Tate Brown]

Does. Everyone.

[Tim Pool]

Can'T. Maybe some people don't. Like, they. People talk about, like, micro dosing lsd, and it, like, opens your mind, and you can contemplate ideas you couldn't before that you were locked out of. But, I mean, I've heard stories. I can't. I don't know if it's true because I don't, like, hang out with the guy every single day. But there are people who are like, yeah, this one dude did acid one time, and he was a completely different person after that. He became an. Everybody hated him. And he was just like, all.

[Phil Labonte]

Those stories are exactly why I didn't do. Yeah. Like, any significant drug or. I never had significant drug use in my life. You, like, heard stories about, like, if you do coke once, you're gonna have a heart attack. I was like, all right, well, I have no desire to do.

[Tate Brown]

That. Oh, if you take acid, you unlock new flavors on the coke freestyle.

[Phil Labonte]

Machine. Yeah, like I, I, you could.

[Tim Pool]

You can like what, what looks like a white part of the screen to everyone else. You can see the just floating definition. You press it and then it just.

[D.C. Drano]

Changes.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And then everybody else, the screen is just white and they can't see anything. And then you press the buttons and like a weird color no one's ever seen before comes.

[Tate Brown]

Out. Diet fentanyl.

[D.C. Drano]

What? Look at the one city where they did a lot of this like microdosing and all that, San Francisco. And that didn't turn out too.

[Tate Brown]

Well. So yeah, they invented.

[D.C. Drano]

Facebook. Failed.

[Tim Pool]

Experiment. Yeah, they're right now. They've been doing this, we talked about this for years, the extended state DMT experiments where they're hooking people up with IV dmt so they just go into like a four hour DMT trip. Because the way people describe it is that when you do a massive dose of it, you blast.

[Phil Labonte]

Off. Even Joe Rogan's like, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no, that's not how you do.

[Tim Pool]

It. He's like, you do it. I don't want to do it. Like, let's, let's see what happens. But you blast off. And some people, they call it, they call it, what do they call, like breaking through the veil or whatever that if you do enough, you, it's like it's been described as be. How do they describe it? Like you go, you're yourself, but you see another dimension.

[Tate Brown]

Almost. Oh.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And you can see entities and they talk to you. And the creepiest thing about it is they offer you deals, right? Yeah. I was talking to Mike Cernovich about this. It's like, it's a, it's a, an Alex Jones. So what kind of deals they offer you knowledge and success. And I was, so I was talking to Mike Cernovich and Alex Jones about this and he was talking about how there are a lot of people that they're like secular as they're atheist or whatever, and so they call them the entities. And he's like, but they're demons. They're demons and they offer you the deal and you can't take it, but people do. And he thinks there's a lot of evil people out there, that they control things so easily because they have access to these entities that give them information, but it's just cutting a deal with a demon. And I said, what is the downside of the deal? And it's like the bill comes due. They're not giving you something for nothing. You're doing these, you're taking these psychedelics and you're getting access to this plane of existence where you're seeing these beings and they say to you, we'll make you smarter, will make you succeed. Just take our gift. We just want to help.

[Tate Brown]

You.

[Tim Pool]

Right? But it always comes with something and you never know what it's going to be or what you get involved in. It is demonic now, I don't know, call it whatever you want, but I will say this. Maybe what they describe as angels and demons were just a way to describe them in the past to what people call these elves or entities now. And you're taking this massive psychedelic and seeing something you normally don't see and then cutting these deals and real quick, just that DMT does exist already in your.

[Tate Brown]

Mind. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Right. So when you go to bed, when you dream, you get a little bit. When you die, you get a big dose. What if normally people are able to pray and with this chemical in your mind, you have a pinhole to look through when you're praying to commune with angels or demons or to God or whatever. And when you blast yourself with dmt, you ripped that hole open and now the demon's staring you in the face and saying, I'm gonna cut you a.

[Tate Brown]

Deal. Gosh. That's how Aaron Rodgers ended up on the Jets. Bill Gang do.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. He took DMT and said, get me on the.

[Tate Brown]

Jets. And they're like, he's like, I wanted some Super Bowls. I was like, you're gonna have to play for the.

[Tim Pool]

Jets. You're gonna have to play for the jets someday. That's.

[Tate Brown]

Right. There's some.

[Tim Pool]

Deal. There's the downside, dude, you'll.

[Phil Labonte]

Win. But then you end up in New York, you end up in Newark.

[Tate Brown]

You end up in New.

[Tim Pool]

Jersey. Can you.

[Tate Brown]

Imagine? It's like we give you all the friends, like, no, no.

[Phil Labonte]

Deal. No, yeah, it'll be great for a.

[Tim Pool]

While. Let's jump to the story from the Washington Post. Trans athletes head to the Supreme Court. Neither science nor the American public is on their side. Wait, what are they doing at the Supreme Court? This is interesting. Apparently the mainstream media is starting to go anti woke. And I got big predictions about this, but here's the Washington Post. They say the Supreme Court has the chance this week to save women's sports, allowing states to restore a level playing field for girls by excluding biological men and thereby correcting one of the worst axises of America's cultural.

[Phil Labonte]

Revolution.

[Tim Pool]

What? The Washington Post wrote this. They had Taylor Lorenz on staff. Talk about crazy. I mean, this is a 180. And what we've already seen with CBS hiring Bari Weiss, it is very, very obvious the corporate press is making the moves to go anti woke because they knew it destroyed their brand and credibility and they're all going broke because of it. That's my.

[D.C. Drano]

Prediction. They've admitted.

[Tim Pool]

Defeat. Yeah, we won. I mean, when you get WaPo being like, get men out of women's sports, it's like, okay, we won popular.

[D.C. Drano]

Vote. I mean, the popular vote is the popular vote. And Trump was anti all this stuff and he's only gotten more votes every single time he's run. And I think they're just saying, okay, these random influencers and content creators are absolutely eating our lunch and our numbers are going down and we're firing people and going bankrupt. So maybe let's just tweak our message a little bit and say that boys are boys and girls are.

[Phil Labonte]

Girls. Again, the gay race communism is losing favor. So they're going to go back to vulgar Marxism. That's why you've got all these bills targeting billionaires and trying to get after people's.

[Tate Brown]

Property. You know, these sports marketers like ripping their hair out saying this though. They're like, finally, everyone's talking about women's sports has been on the like, release the freaks. Come on, let's make this exciting. You know, throw one on an NBA team or on a WNBA team. I don't. That sounds like I tune in. This could be a mistake. If you're like, if you're in sports marketing, this could be the biggest hit to your.

[Phil Labonte]

Industry. Watch them dominate. It's going to be bad for sports betting too, because you always just bet on the.

[Tate Brown]

Train. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. Brittney Griner, easy taking the over. No question. Rushing. Yeah. Did you ever see the ESPN one where it was like guess the bicep and it was like.

[Tim Pool]

Big. I didn't see.

[Tate Brown]

That. No, I disavow, like, this is good. We want to protect women's sports. I'm just saying for the pros at the pro level, they should consider it. You know, this could. Maybe I'd be tuning into, you.

[Phil Labonte]

Know. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. That'd be great. I mean, I understand that this is the story at hand, but I do think that it's worth noting that like, this is something that's basically happening, you know, society wide. Like, people are kind of just like, this is not something that.

[Tim Pool]

We'Re.

[Tate Brown]

Okay. Because they started letting them like wrestle and like box and.

[Tim Pool]

Stuff.

[Phil Labonte]

Everything. Like, I mean, look, you know, we just had a story the other day about, I think it was in the after show, a trans woman, which is just a dude sitting there in a woman's. What is it? The Planet.

[Tate Brown]

Fitness? Oh.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. You know, just going at it with himself because he's in. In the woman's.

[Tate Brown]

Bathroom. Well, nobody wants.

[Phil Labonte]

Fitness. Well, it was Planet Fitness, but nobody. Even people that go to Planet Fitness don't want that. I don't care how progressive you are, no women want to be in the bathroom with a male in public with a male that's.

[Tate Brown]

Masturbated. I agree, but Planet Fitness attendees are battle hardened. They seen some stuff there at Planet Fitness. Dude, it is. It is like freaking Bourbon street out.

[Phil Labonte]

There. It is why Bourbon street has nothing on Planet.

[Tate Brown]

Dude. Oh, do Planet Fitness. Talk about a cultural revolution. You go to Planet Fitness, dude, you're lucky to get out of there, like, with your dignity intact. Man, it's.

[Phil Labonte]

Rough.

[Tate Brown]

Definitely. Talk about making some deals with the devil. You ever sign a Planet Fitness contract? Dude, it's.

[Phil Labonte]

Rough. But like. But honestly, like, this is something that's, you know, extremely unpopular with the American people, and you're going to see it. I think you're going to see this kind of backlash going against states like California where, like, you can legitimately have your kids taken away if you don't have the. The proper policy or if you don't have the right ideas about your child's, you know, gender, which, again, gender is made up, too. It's. You have male and female sex. Gender is your. Is just your, like, your sex spirit, which is BS made up for the purpose of this whole.

[Tate Brown]

Garbage. Well, if I'm being cynical, this is them freshening up their message for the midterms. That's what's going on. Because, like, that goes without saying. They've completely overplayed their hand. They've just gone for complete lunacy. And so this is like, probably a call coming from the dnc, like, guys, we gotta trick these people in voting for us again. So don't scare them. You know, stop scaring these people. Maybe throw them a bone here. I don't buy this. I don't buy that. This is like the WaPo just coming around like, oh, wow, this is clearly an excess of the cultural revolution. This is them like, like, making a conscious decision, like, we need to stop scaring normal.

[Phil Labonte]

People.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. So let's rebrand a little bit and touch it up, because as soon as they get in the office, they'll push the.

[Tim Pool]

Same. Yeah, like, well, I don't know.

[Phil Labonte]

If they'll push the same policies, but like I said, it's, it turn towards vulgar Marxism. It's a turn towards, we're going after the people that have money because you got people that are, you know, essentially upset about their economic situation because the, the economy has been kind of rough in the past couple of years. So you've got so many people that are already just like, look, you know, they're suffering under the, the inflation for the past five years or what have you. And so they're basically legitimately PO'd. And so they think that it's a much more, it'll be a much more functional thing for them to go ahead and say, look, we're after the rich people, we're after the billionaires. There's a lot of billionaires out there that have, have left the left, that have left the left with a bad taste in their mouth. They start giving money to people on the right, giving money to.

[Tim Pool]

Trump. You can hate, it's easy to.

[Phil Labonte]

Hate Elon Musk and etc. And so they're just like, look, we're gonna go after the people that have money. You get way more people that can point the finger and say that's the reason that my life sucks. As opposed to if you're just like, well, you know that dude in the bathroom we have in the woman's bathroom, we have to support him, you.

[Tate Brown]

Know, oh, that's why you're seeing Zoron like spe as political capital on economic issues, these sorts of things. And it's like in some ways people don't want to hear this, but in some ways that's going to affect you like much more drastically because that's going to like actually completely derail your life. If you're just trying to like these stuff are important, but these are like, you know, in some ways, like, you know, a lot of people, they don't interact with this on a daily basis. How about him like flooding the market with rent controlled apartments, These sorts of things, like have a serious, they completely destroy your life, completely screw over your life. I mean, and this, and the reason I make this point is because you saw a lot of people coming out and defending Maduro because they're like, but look how good he is on social issues. Like gay marriage is outlawed there and that's so based. And I'm like, I promise you the Venezuelans would probably cut that deal to take American social policy if it means like not getting their money stolen from them. They're both bad, they're both Excesses of Marxism. Ultimately, I'm just saying, like, don't buy it when these people do like a bait and switch and they suddenly are, you know, really sensible on social issues. And I'm willing to move a little bit, but the economics are still like, hey, we're gonna steal from, from.

[Phil Labonte]

You.

[Tim Pool]

Yep. I'm just gonna go ahead and say conspiracy. Going back to this article from the Washington Post. Everything's fake. It's all bots. It's all pre planned. Everyone's lying. I met a guy recently and he, I was hanging out, my buddy Robbie. Shout out Robbie. And then as we were, we were, we were walking away, he asked, Robbie is like, is Tim really mad with like a Candace? And he was like, bro, just ask him. And the guy was like, well, I don't know. And then Robbie was like, hey, yo, this guy wants to ask you a question. He's like, do you, are you guys. Did you actually beef? And I was like, yeah, yes. And he was like, I just, everything's fake. You know, I just don't know if it's like you're really beefing or it's like a scripted thing. And I'm like, bro, yes. But you know what's really crazy is that I met another guy. Shout out Neve, what's up, brother? Neve said, be nice. He said, be nicer. I said, okay brother, I'll do my best. But he even asked me like, how much of this is real because everything's fake and they just, people don't believe it anymore. And so these were, I think these were younger guys, like maybe younger millennial and older Gen Z. And there it seems very much like their view is. The stuff I watch on the YouTube is scripted, fake WWE stuff. And I don't blame them because I look at this, look at, look at the comments on the Washington Post article about trans. Trans athletes in sports. Let me ask you guys, do you think, think that the view of the commenters are going to be pro trans athletes in women's sports or.

[Phil Labonte]

Anti? I mean, my guess is.

[Tim Pool]

Anti. Yeah, anti. In like they think men should not be women's.

[Tate Brown]

Sports.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. You think the Washington Post's.

[D.C. Drano]

Audience. I think they'd be.

[Tate Brown]

Pro.

[Tim Pool]

Transgender. So the Washington Post wrote this article. Everybody's shocked. Like, why is the Washington Post saying men know it. No one's worth. So what is the presumption? We're gonna have 876 comments. The Washington Post audience is going to be like, you're bigots. Why are you saying this right yeah, no, they're. They're all coming out now and saying, I have voted Democrat for decades. But I'm of the firm opinion the Democratic Party support for this is ethically and scientifically absurd position was a huge resonating factor and caused the Democratic Party legitimacy. There should be male sports and female sports only. Biology should be taken into custody for progressives that think trans women in women's sports is a non issue when we have bigger things to worry about. The bigger thing is that it was possibly a difference in 2424 election. If you want to be trans, that's fine, but you don't get to compete in sports with your chosen gender. Now hold on there a gosh darn minute. How is it possible? I don't believe it. Bring on the dmt. I want to see the code. Because we live in a.

[Tate Brown]

Simulation. So true. Well, this is why I. I got some flack. I brought Amber Duke on the show. This was before the Christmas break. How could you pay? Total Patriot. Total patriot. Amber Duke and I brought her on. We talked about that compact piece where they were like, oh, they're walking through all the data of how white guys have been oppressed, you know, which is empirically true. But me and her had this critique of the article because everyone was like, glazing it. They're like, this is the best thing since sliced bread. And our critique was the author, Jacob Savage, didn't actually provide any solutions for the issue. What the purpose of that piece was was it was a permission piece. So it was to signal to liberals, hey, we're abandoning this policy now, and you guys need to pick up the talking points. That's exactly what this is. This is a permission piece where now they're sending out messaging like, hey, you're allowed to be against this. Now we're.

[Tim Pool]

Changing. Look at the front page. Look at the front page. They say they're monitoring ICE arrests. Feds say they're breaking the law. Yeah, that's at minimum neutral. Can you believe.

[Tate Brown]

It? That's what it is. These are permission pieces. The DNC is like, hey, we need to change course a little bit. So we need to start, you.

[Tim Pool]

Know, and then maybe burn their messages. Look, look to the point about, you know, the guy was talking about me and Candace. I think that there is a move to create what we call the right. The idea is the uniparty establishment went anti Trump. Okay? So here, I'll give you the quick elevator pitch. The Republicans didn't want Trump to win, but Trump does win, and now there's a problem. The right is behind Donald Trump. So the Democrats, the neocons, merge into a singular group, always the uniparty, and say, okay, we're against whatever they're for cuz we have to defeat them. And so they start embracing whackaloon woke and progressive ideas. Thus you get child sex changes, all this stupid garbage. And the liberals just say, yeah, yeah, we all agree with this. This burned them down. They were trying to muster up a unified front against Donald Trump because he was not, he was not part of the establishment machine. They couldn't beat him. They burned their credibility. And then after Trump crushes them in 2024, they said, Guys, it's not working. Okay? We need, we've lost all credibility. We've lost suburban housewives. They, we have done shows wholly about this subject where they are spending billions to fix this problem. Surprise, surprise. CBS News hires Barry Weiss and goes anti woke. And Washington Post is all of a sudden now being somewhat neutral, if not with that editorial on trans and female sports anti woke. At the same time, YouTube puts on the front page what we call the retard, right People who are like, did you guys see that there was a crisis in our banking sector? The Jews did that. And you're like, okay, sure. Did you also notice that my sandwich was molding? The Jews did that too. And you're like, no, no, hold on there. Gosh darn a minute. I'm exaggerating, right? But the right is basically blaming Jews for everything and they sound like retards. They sound almost as retarded as the people who are claiming children should get sex changes. Okay, you want to talk about government interests and foreign lobbyists and all that stuff, Agreed, it exists. And AIPAC should register as a foreign agent. All of those things are fine. But when you claim that Zionists are are forcing the United States government to invade Venezuela, you sound like you're retarded. And that's the play. The play is to fracture the right so that the people who are too stupid to see it's an OP are going to embrace the retard talking point. And I'm seeing people who've been friends of this show and friends of mine posting on X retarded things and they're going to get burned for it. Because it's. What I will say is this. There's a distinction between woke, right? Like what James Lindsay and these other people had been pushing. I am not talking about this. I am not talking about a group of people that have critical race theory views or Whatever, but are conservative or whatever the argument was. I am talking about a concerted effort from YouTube and other big social media platforms that for some reason in their algorithm are propping up specific voices that have retarded conspiracy views of the world. They're not advocating for child sex changes or necessarily identitarianism. They're claiming that they're saying insane things like Tim Pool tried to buy the Daily Wire. So they're sounding like retards. And what happens is the Washington Post is starting to sound sane. CBS is sounding sane. And the middle of the road, people like me, like Elon, like Rogan, Ro Rogan, are gonna be attracted to this. And then the people that chase the algorithm, like the Pied Piper machine is driving them, are sitting on X now screaming, the Jews did it. And more importantly, there is a guy who stabbed me in the back specifically to chase these views. Lying about our company, lying about our security prot. Lying about him being at our studios, never at doing it for views. So now he's burned bridges with me. He could have come on the show. He could have called me on the phone, said, I want to come on the show and talk about it. Instead, he chases the algorithmic push and he looks like a retard. They're going to burn bridges. Burn fans sound insane to regular people. 2028. 2028 is going to come along and they're going to demand the Republican Party address the Zionist. They're going to address all these weird crackpot conspiracies. And then the Washington Post and CBS are going to come out and say, we're the sane ones, Trust us. I don't know the Democrats can muster up a candidate, but Stephen A. Smith said Renee Good's shooting was justified under the law, and he's who they are floating for a candidate. So what's gonna happen in 2028 if JD Vance goes the route of the retard right to try and court the populist right who's believing things because the algorithm promoted it and the grifters made money. And then Stephen A. Smith comes out and says, that's insane. Woke is insane. The Republicans have gone crazy and the Democrats, we're kicking the crazies out. Joe Rogan's gonna vote Democrat and he's gonna tell his audience to do it and they're gonna.

[Tate Brown]

Win. Yeah, well, yeah. I mean, you have this entire contingency of people. Like we were talking about the DMT where people get one shotted by it. It was kind of the same thing where it was like, these people that learned about sort of the discourse around Israel and Zionism for the first time in like 2024 because it showed up on their, like, Instagram Reels feed and they got one shotted by it. Like, they legitimately can't handle the concept of nuance. And unfortunately, politics at the granular, granular level is actually quite boring. And so when you're like, discussing our relationship with Israel or perhaps like, you know, Zionism, its influence with the United States, with our government, the way our lawmakers conduct their affairs, it's like a nuanced conversation. Like, it requires again, like a degree of delicacy. So you don't sound retarded. But these people just get one shotted by it and it, like, completely, like, that's all they talk about. They just turn into like literal, where you can predict every single thing they're going to say. And I agree with Tim. I do think this is the play. I think the Democrats or the establishment ones that just want to win, they just want it more than we do. They're realizing like, hey, this is, this is the play to get back in. I do think J.D. vance, I'm not saying you're saying this. I do think he's very prudent. I don't expect that he's going to play ball. I haven't seen. He hasn't thus far really played ball with the retard. Right. So to speak. I think he knows that it's a smaller proportion of the base. They're just very vocal and he doesn't really need them to stitch together a coalition in 28. But it's going to cause problems when you have these commentators that are probably outsized and influenced because they just built up a lot of goodwill over the years, weaponizing that to try and derail Vance 28. That's going to be a huge issue going into the, into the.

[Phil Labonte]

Primaries. Yeah, I mean, look, the way that the left has operated is so unpopular. And all you have to do is look at the presidential election, right. The way that Donald Trump won all of the swing states, the entire country moved to the right to some degree. It wasn't a huge swing, but it was uniform across the whole country. So whether or not the situation with the right is accurate, the situation you guys are talking about, it doesn't take a genius to look at what happened in that election and say maybe we should back off the things that are unpopular with the American people and stop trying to force them. And it's real easy to figure out what those Things are, you know, and that's, that's, that's my estimation. The whole thing is like, the Democrats are like, this stuff didn't work for us. It's really unpopular with normal people. If we want them to vote for us again, we gotta stop pushing.

[D.C. Drano]

It. You know, I think there's three things I've noticed recently with a lot of this kind of fervor. The first thing is people in our world, creators, influencers, that kind of wildly overestimate the actual real world impact this has on votes and voters. I've been pretty close in some congressional campaign, Senate campaigns. And the things that really get voters out is door knocking, is mailers, is local advertisements. So as much as there is, you know, national numbers with virality and whatever, it doesn't necessarily translate to local districts that. Well, the second thing I would say is it seems like some of the fervor has actually started to really die down. And I think there's two reasons behind that. One, the war in Gaza is really starting to wind down. It's a lot less volatile, and with that the emotions have started to die down. And two, I noticed a overnight change once Elon put in people's X profiles, what country they're from, and you really started to see some of the loudest, most divisive voices who are trying to fracture the MAGA base because there are so many reason, so many international interests, be it the war machine, be it the eu, be it the tariff battle, where those outside forces wanted to weaken Trump's support and they finally found a wedge issue where they could. And I saw overnight a drastic drop in the intensity of that division once Elon posted what countries these people were from. And you noticed probably a third, if not half of the loudest voices were actually from.

[Tate Brown]

Overseas. That was like the best day on Twitter history. It felt like a Scooby Doo, like the end of a Scooby Doo we do episode. It's like, pulls it off, like the marble head statue profile picture, and you pull it off. I would have got away with it too, if it went to.

[D.C. Drano]

You. And I don't, I don't care what issue is hot today. It doesn't mean it's going to be hot in a week or especially in a month or two. Again, there's nothing if, if there was some way to easily keep something hot, you know, companies would put all their money into that for, you know, advertising. Virality is really hard to stay hot. You always gotta be adapting. Audience interests change, people kind of get desensitized. To stuff. Eventually they're like, all right, this again. Like, what else? You.

[Tate Brown]

Know. Right. Well, and because at the end of the day, if you are a political commentator and you have, like, a certain vision for how you think America ought to be, is you are in the business of determining what is politically viable, what is a politically viable vehicle for your ideas. And when you become, like, a slave to the algorithm, you're just going to get tossed around, and then it becomes very incoherent what your actual vision for this country is, and then that just becomes increasingly frustrated for, you know, the people that are consuming this content, and then all that results out of it is literally just a schizophrenic base that doesn't know what it wants or what vision they have for.

[Phil Labonte]

America. A lot of people need to be told what they.

[Tate Brown]

Want.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. Honestly. And on, like, to Your point about J.D. vance, I do think that J.D. vance is actually pretty.

[Tim Pool]

Solid. That's why there are laugh tracks on TV.

[Phil Labonte]

Shows. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Exactly. I can't stand any show with a laugh track. I just can't do.

[D.C. Drano]

It. Well, it's like you've seen behind the curtain. You're like, this is so fake.

[Tate Brown]

Now. You know, I love the.

[Phil Labonte]

Laugh.

[D.C. Drano]

Like. Like seeing the lady that needed to be 5,000, 150. It's almost surreal to be so awake to the. To the BS and to see people still trapped in it. You're like, you're a sentient human being, and you are still trapped in. In the Truman show, really? And. And then, you know, the laugh.

[Tate Brown]

Tracks.

[D.C. Drano]

I. Growing up, I was like, yeah, it, like, makes me want to laugh, too. And now I look at it, I'm like, this is, like.

[Tim Pool]

Dystopian. Never made me want to laugh. Never liked it. It. Yeah, I've always hated laugh.

[Tate Brown]

Tracks. Oh, I love the laugh.

[D.C. Drano]

Track. I was in the Matrix.

[Tate Brown]

Earlier. I mean, I want to skate years.

[Tim Pool]

Ago. That's what to Tate's.

[Tate Brown]

Theory. You're very precise.

[Tim Pool]

Serious. I would just stare at the TV angrily. Like, simpsons didn't have a laugh.

[Tate Brown]

Track. No laughing. No, no, that's not funny. Just very serious. In your Chicago. No, Jerry, not.

[Tim Pool]

Funny. Yeah, I just. I. I could. I can't stand.

[Tate Brown]

It.

[Tim Pool]

Really? Yeah. I hate.

[Tate Brown]

Laughter. But what happens when you watch, like, Seinfeld and they take the laugh track out? Does that, like, disturb.

[Tim Pool]

You? That's.

[Tate Brown]

Funny. It's.

[Tim Pool]

True. You're like, wow, these guys. These guys are all having Grand Mall seizures. Like, Jerry's like, George. And you're like, oh, his brain on.

[Tate Brown]

Dmt. Yeah. No, I. I love it. I think, like, the cartoon sound effects would be great. Like, that video of, like, the brawl going on. Can you imagine? That'd be hilarious. Like, a cloud forms and there's, like, fist going out. That'd be great. Like, I'd to, like, love politics.

[Tim Pool]

About. Big Bang Theory is not funny in any respect. Seinfeld actually was. But the laugh track was.

[Tate Brown]

Annoying.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And you take it out, you still have.

[Tate Brown]

Humor.

[Tim Pool]

Right. You don't need it. Big Bang Theory has no humor. Seinfeld, no. No way Seinfeld could have been a live audience. Nobody can hear you, by the way. So it's like I'm just talking to myself over here. No one knows the.

[Tate Brown]

Question. Dmt. It's.

[Tim Pool]

Weird. It's the dmt. You know, we blast it off before the show, man. We are talking about making the show more interesting for 20, 26 and beyond. And so.

[Tate Brown]

It'S. We just get.

[Phil Labonte]

Blessed. Most of Seinfeld was filmed in front of a live studio audience at CBS Studio center in Studio.

[Tim Pool]

City. But they're.

[Phil Labonte]

Outside.

[Tim Pool]

Huh? They go outside. They do.

[Phil Labonte]

Stuff. Well, I mean, no, those are a lot of that.

[Tate Brown]

Stuff. Sets, crowd follows them.

[Tim Pool]

Outside. No, bro, they're literally.

[Phil Labonte]

Outside. I'm telling.

[Tim Pool]

You. What the. What do you mean? Like fake. You. You. But like a studio audience in a. Out. No, bro, there's. There's scenes where they're in the street driving cars. It could be like a closed set studio with a fake street. Yeah, but you're not putting an audience in front of.

[Phil Labonte]

That. Like I said, it says most of Seinfeld.

[Tim Pool]

Was. Well, yeah, that makes.

[Tate Brown]

Sense. Do you ever, like, you watch, like, the Andy Griffith show and then everyone in that laugh track is dead? That's creep. That's creepy. You go back and watch the.

[Tim Pool]

Show and it's like, that's true for every laugh.

[Tate Brown]

Track. Yeah, they're all in the.

[Tim Pool]

60S. Yeah, exactly. So you're watching Big Bang Gang Theory, just hearing a cacophony of wailing.

[Phil Labonte]

Death. None of them have made.

[Tate Brown]

It. You know, to be fair, we're in Florida. It's kind of like that because.

[Tim Pool]

Everyone'S so old, you know? You know, it really does trip me out, like, where we're going. So you'll walk into a casino, right? And you'll see this. Have you guys seen. Have you guys have been to casinos in recent years?

[D.C. Drano]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Right. Have you seen how slot machines are these.

[Tate Brown]

Days?

[Tim Pool]

Yes. They're like 12ft tall and they, like, curve over.

[Tate Brown]

You.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And so I walk in one day and what do I see? Lo and behold, no one other than Gene Wilder dressed like Willy Wonka, smiling at me from 12ft high. And I just thought to myself, this is a horror film. Yeah, it's creepy. Can you believe like Gene Wilder sitting back while they're filming this. And like death comes to him in the night, just floats in in a black cloak and says, in 50 years they will use your likeness in gambling slot machines where you'll grant money to the elderly. And he's just like, like I can't imagine there's a lot of the stuff. There's like a Whitney Houston one. Why are the rights to this? And I'm just thinking how insane it is that one day someone I'm gonna have like a great great grandson. And he's gonna be this snooty little prick who's like born in the money. And then he's gonna be like, sure, I don't care. My great great grandfather's lightness give me $50 billion. Because the force 50 billion will be the equivalent 50,000 that far in the future. And then they're gonna put my likeness on slot machines. And I'm gonna. It's gonna be like. And we're all gonna be on it and it's. And it's literally gonna be like, you know, like that weird rewind thing they.

[Tate Brown]

Do.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And then you hit jackpot. And then I'm doing that weird dance I did from like.

[Phil Labonte]

2020. It'd be a poker themed slot machine. It's gonna be Tim with like a full.

[Tim Pool]

Houseman. No, it's gonna me going like that weird dance idea that everyone made.

[Tate Brown]

A meme out of Civil war. Yeah, I don't.

[Tim Pool]

Want. Yeah, you get, you get like three. You get three, you three pool waters. No, I was going to say, I was going to go for a Turkish. I'll say. I'll just say 1911's they go. And then it goes Civil War. This would be great. And then like stolen gold comes in.

[Tate Brown]

And. No, with all these slot machines, like I've now.

[Tim Pool]

Been. No, no, they're super chat. Yeah, you're sitting there and like the real is. It's a chat going up. Oh, this dude, I gotta, we gotta make.

[Tate Brown]

This. Make your own slobs.

[Tim Pool]

Bro. This is legit. Legit. So basically if you. Have you guys ever played a slot bonus.

[Phil Labonte]

Game?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. So there's one that's really popular. It's called Huff and Puff. And the way it works is it's a bunch of Pigs. There's a big bad wolf. And then the reels spin on the slot machine. And if you get a hard hat, it will create a straw house. And then if another hard head hits it makes a woodhouse and another one makes a brick house. And the mansion is golden bricks. So like there's a lot of slot games where a stupid thing happens. This is perfect. Ours. The reels turns into the chat feed and you see chat going up and they're saying things like, you know, a juice box and 7,000. 7,000 things like that. But then a super chat comes in for like 20 bucks and it goes like, I just had a kid. Adds to the count. Yeah, exactly. Like another baby. 50 bucks. Come. We got to make.

[D.C. Drano]

This. I want my slot.

[Tim Pool]

Machine. I vibe.

[Tate Brown]

Code. This, this, this is. I will say like I, I've been exposed to like the slot machine world. If you're playing slots, if you've played slots in the last year, I don't want you, I don't want to hear you mouthing off about Coco Melon ever again. Because the sensory overload when I'm looking at these.

[D.C. Drano]

Things. So good.

[Tate Brown]

Though. It's like, yeah. I just feel like I'm like DMT.

[Tim Pool]

Now. There's a Wizard of Oz one. Yeah. And it's. And it's got all the actors in it and like the Wicked Witch and I'm just like the. You will, you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension is an understatement. Like, could you imagine if you were able to bring a visage of the future to the people who are filming the wizard of Oz and be like, this is what you have have wrought. This is your legacy. Old lady sitting down going, they'd all commit suicide. And, and have you ever seen the meme where it's all the old people, they're just going like this on the button. Yeah, they're just mash. That's, that's. That's casino.

[Phil Labonte]

Casinos.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Literally. It's just.

[D.C. Drano]

Horrifying. Having the time of their lives.

[Tim Pool]

And then the numbers and then the casinos.

[Phil Labonte]

Numbers. Yeah, it's.

[Tate Brown]

Horrifying. And no one's grandchildren are being called.

[Tim Pool]

Either. That's. I'm gonna make a. Grandchildren aren't calling them.

[D.C. Drano]

Either. I'm gonna make a slot machine called Somalian.

[Phil Labonte]

Suitcases. Oh, there you.

[D.C. Drano]

Go. And when you win the day, the money out the.

[Tim Pool]

Window. Wait, wait, hold on. Like, dude, somebody watching can make this. It's dealer no deal. But instead of beautiful models, it's a bunch of.

[Tate Brown]

Somalis. That'd be so sick. Or that'd be.

[Phil Labonte]

Awesome. You really are.

[Tim Pool]

Demented. You got to figure out which one's smuggling the 700 million through the.

[D.C. Drano]

Airport. And all the cases have a million bucks in.

[Tate Brown]

Them. Tim Waltz is the banker trying to cut.

[Tim Pool]

Deals. Like. No. Well, it's varying. Varying degree. No, it's got to be like, deal, no deal. It's varying degrees of fraud revenue, so it could be as low as $10, but as high as.

[Tate Brown]

700. It is like, hot girls, but they're on burk, so you get. I can't see.

[Tim Pool]

Anything. Anyway, Somali fraught.

[Tate Brown]

Dealer. We gotta do the Somali dealer. No deal. They're all in their, like, letter boxes. You don't know what's going. I think she's.

[D.C. Drano]

Hot. Get on.

[Tate Brown]

It. She sounds. The way she opened that case was hot. I don't.

[Tim Pool]

Know. It's only funny if you know about the story with the. The briefcases full of cash in the airport from. From this past week. Otherwise, people are like, why do they have briefcases full of cash? Because that's what they were.

[Tate Brown]

Doing. We got. We just got to do game show, like, consulting, like, Tim Cast irl. It's cool. And el. But we should just pay people to call in. We have some game show.

[Tim Pool]

Ideas. Can we. Can we just AI.

[Tate Brown]

This? Can we just AI Somali.

[Tim Pool]

Dealer? What's a grock? Could do it, right? I'm sure, bro. I'm going for it.

[Tate Brown]

Dude. Grok's like the sexually assaulting people do.

[Tim Pool]

Anything. Dude, I saw that. It's like some dude was like, put me in a bikini, and it.

[Tate Brown]

Did. It put. That picture we took with Chrissy Mare. It put all of us in a bikini. I saw it. I was like, can I.

[Tim Pool]

Sue? No, you.

[Phil Labonte]

Can'T. How do.

[Tim Pool]

I. How do you. Where's the video button? Anyway? Okay, we'll do this in the members only show where we goof off and waste everyone's time. We're gonna go to your rumble rants and super chats, my friends. So smash the like button. Share the show with every single person you have ever met in your life, bro. I've got phone numbers in my phone book going back 20 years, and I don't even know who these people are. I'm gonna. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna go into my phone, text a random person just randomly in my contact list list, and just.

[Phil Labonte]

Shove the link in there and don't say anything.

[Tim Pool]

Else. All right, let's see. Who do I have in here? I've Got Brian Callan, Candace Owens, Jenk.

[Tate Brown]

Uger. Make a.

[Tim Pool]

Group. It's not even a joke. It's actually my phone.

[Phil Labonte]

Book. Just.

[Tim Pool]

Send. Let's see. Bill Maher, Chris.

[Phil Labonte]

Pavlovsky. Who is. I think he.

[Tim Pool]

Knows. What's.

[Phil Labonte]

That? I think Chris.

[Tim Pool]

Knows. He does. I. Allen West, Colleen Noir, Corey Namek. Shout out. But I'm actually trying to find. Oh, man. Eric Hippo. That's the guy who founded Huffington Post, bro. Dude, it is so nuts that there are phone numbers in here that just make no.

[Phil Labonte]

Sense. Send them all a.

[Tim Pool]

Link. I want to find a weird name that I'm like, who is this? A name that, like. If I said I wouldn't be upset about calling them out. Who's Rick Smith? There's too many of.

[Phil Labonte]

Them. That could be.

[Tim Pool]

Anybody. It could be.

[Tate Brown]

Anybody. It could be literally any half the.

[Tim Pool]

Country. Could be CMIs. I don't even know who that.

[Phil Labonte]

Is. From.

[Tim Pool]

Metroid.

[Phil Labonte]

Right? Siamis.

[Tim Pool]

Samus.

[Tate Brown]

Cms. Cms. I think that's like a. Wasn't that the.

[D.C. Drano]

Medication?

[Phil Labonte]

Right.

[Tate Brown]

Maybe. I thought that was veins or.

[Phil Labonte]

Something. I thought that was the hero in Metroid. The game.

[Tim Pool]

Metroid. That's.

[Phil Labonte]

Samus.

[Tate Brown]

Samus.

[Tim Pool]

Okay. No, no, no. I had some weird name in my phone that was. It was spelled Samus. S. C. A M.

[D.C. Drano]

What?

[Tim Pool]

Seamus? That's how you spell Sheamus. C. Is that who that.

[D.C. Drano]

Was? I think that's how you.

[Tate Brown]

Pronounce. Help us with the Freedom Tunes, guys with the slot.

[Tim Pool]

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[Phil Labonte]

Indeed.

[Tim Pool]

Accurate. I love that. You know that image of Andrew Tate when he went like this and then they use it against him, not realizing that he did it so that they would like. I like that face. It's funny. Let's see what we got here. Crazy. All politicians, DA's, protesting organizations, police, et cetera, that were part of the city's allowing riots, need to need investigated and conversations from that time collected as evidence. Agreed. Shinich Wilder says, dog, we really need Ian on for this DMT laser segment. Ian's quarantined. For those that don't know, last week, Mark and Kellen and our crew were T boned by a bus and they were in an Uber. I guess we're just gonna get into it. We are. I guess I just tell everybody what happened, you know, I'll just tell you the full story. So it was told to me, and again, this is hearsay because I was not there. They got into Uber after dropping off a vehicle for work and were headed to the office when their driver exited an enter only into oncoming traffic and was immediately T boned by a Bus causing the vehicle to flip over and giving them pretty serious injuries. Mark's got skull fractures and was. Was pretty bad, pretty banged up. He's been released. He had a brain bleed. This is. It's nuts. Kellen was severely concussed but was discharged, and we urged them to get a second opinion and get taken care of. So they're resting. But in the hospital room where Mark was at, there was a person who was hospitalized with pneumonia and so had a serious illness, which triggered pneumonia. So we said, if you went in that room, quarantine, because we don't want to spread that to the babies and to the people who work here and their kids. So better safe than sorry. And so that's why Ian is. Is currently out, because we asked him just to lay back for a couple weeks to make sure he doesn't get sick before coming in. So I actually think, like, three or four days is probably fine. So maybe he'll be here this week. But, you know, everybody else is healing up and hopefully they'll be okay, and we're gonna figure out what all of that means. But that's what happened. All right? Right. Row says those drugged out laser people remind me of that viral video from 15 years.

[D.C. Drano]

Ago.

[Tim Pool]

Whoa. It's a double full on rainbow all the way that he keeps repeating. What does it mean? Y. That sounds like a good T. T shirt. Drugged out laser people. Those drugged out laser people. El Hefe says DMT is for salvia, is for real men. Oh.

[Tate Brown]

God. Oh, gosh. Who was the guy that was talking about how he became a ceiling fan and, like, observed his, like, family for 30 years as a ceiling family, took a bunch of.

[Tim Pool]

Salvia. Is that.

[Tate Brown]

True? Yeah, I believe that, I think. Was it. Was it Ari Shafiri Shafird, Like a crazy story involving Salvia? Yeah, it might have been the ceiling fan story. It was something like he observed something as an inanimate object for, like, 20 years, and then he came to and he's like, I experienced a whole nother life on the other.

[Tim Pool]

Side. I've heard that about DMT a.

[Phil Labonte]

Lot.

[Tate Brown]

Lot.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. The first thing I ever heard about DMT was a long time ago, and it was a story about a guy who did a massive dose and then fell down into his sofa and, like, leaned back. And then when he came to, he was having a panic attack because he was like, where's my wife, my daughter, like, my kids? And apparently lived like, 30 years on another planet where he had a family, and then he came to and they were gone. And he was like freaking.

[Phil Labonte]

Out. I don't see like so many people are like, oh, this stuff is great. And blah, blah, blah. You should try this. And I'm just like, I don't understand what the appeal.

[Tate Brown]

Is. It's like, dude, you should give yourself lifetime.

[D.C. Drano]

Trauma.

[Phil Labonte]

Really? Come.

[Tate Brown]

On. Yeah, I'll stick with diet.

[Phil Labonte]

Children. Thank you very.

[Tate Brown]

Much. Thank you very.

[Tim Pool]

Much. Not. Robbie says blaming the Jews is a psy up to obfuscate the real problem. Boomers. No, it's the Koreans, dude. And I'm allowed to say that because I'm Korean. You can't say.

[Tate Brown]

That. You know what? I'm willing to break containment and say it's the.

[Tim Pool]

Koreans. The.

[Tate Brown]

Koreans. What's the currency in.

[Tim Pool]

Korea? I forget because we got to.

[Tate Brown]

Figure out $7,000 Korean one. Isn't it $7,000 Korea.

[Tim Pool]

Bucks? Yeah, it's the one Korean 1K bucks. One Korean one is worth.00068 of a.

[Tate Brown]

Dollar. Well, what's. What's seven grand in Korean.

[Tim Pool]

One? Let's find out. That's a big number. What? Dude, I can't see it because I gotta zoom out. It is one. It is 10,307,361.

[Tate Brown]

Yuan. Really? Everyone.

[Tim Pool]

Start. Sounds like a hard deposit currency to.

[Tate Brown]

Use. Everyone start chatting. That with whatever the symbol is for the.

[Phil Labonte]

Yuan. The yen is 0.0063 of a.

[Tate Brown]

Dollar. What is going on in Asia? Can't you guys just like round.

[Tim Pool]

Up? What about South African Rand? Oh my.

[D.C. Drano]

God. Wait.

[Phil Labonte]

What? Those are probably.

[Tate Brown]

Guys. I'm starting to think South Africa's not doing too hot. That's just me. That's just me. What are these white people complaining.

[Tim Pool]

About? Geez, these the West.

[Tate Brown]

African. Frank, you light a.

[Tim Pool]

Tire. Why are these worth.

[Tate Brown]

More? You know, it's.

[Phil Labonte]

Crazy. Rand's worth more than a.

[Tim Pool]

Yen. A.

[Tate Brown]

Rand. You know when you go to Zimbabwe and you go to the ATMs there, like when I was there, I was like, oh, this is.

[Phil Labonte]

Cool. They laugh at.

[Tate Brown]

You. Well, they will laugh. It just pulls a US.

[Tim Pool]

Dollar. What are these? I don't even. You know, it's really dumb. It's like none of these words mean anything. The Angolan Kwanzaa literally means nothing to.

[Tate Brown]

Me. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Literally. You can, you can call it a dollar. You can call it the Angolan dollar. It's me unit of currency.

[Tate Brown]

See? Toilet.

[Tim Pool]

Paper. Toilet paper. What about we want to go to Venezuela. Come on. Wait, it's not here. I can't look.

[D.C. Drano]

Up. Venezuela stock market is up.

[Tim Pool]

Like. Oh, no, it's called the Bolivar. Is that.

[Tate Brown]

Why?

[Tim Pool]

Gosh.

[Tate Brown]

Bolivar. Bunch of.

[Tim Pool]

LARPers. No. Yeah. You can't look up Venezuela r.

[Phil Labonte]

Rubles worth less than a penny. 013 of a.

[Tim Pool]

Dollar. Oh, yeah. Bolivar.

[Tate Brown]

Fuertes. Trading rat carcasses down.

[Tim Pool]

There. It's worth a third of a.

[Tate Brown]

Cent. Oh.

[Phil Labonte]

Wow. Oh.

[Tate Brown]

Man. Yeah, they're doing.

[Tim Pool]

Great.

[Phil Labonte]

Yep. The Iranian real is worth zero to the.

[Tim Pool]

Euro. It's just.

[Phil Labonte]

Zero. It's US$.000024. I would be pissed.

[Tate Brown]

Off. I would be a little upset if I were Iranian.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Did YouTube just nuke all the super.

[Phil Labonte]

Chats? What are you.

[Tim Pool]

Doing? They're.

[Tate Brown]

There. Korean voice on the other.

[Tim Pool]

Line. What is a Chief Coriander says? YouTube Won't let me say the US should raise arms against Somalia, UK, Canada and France. It just literally did. What do you mean? You had to say it a different way. I want to say Kitsune Trask says Minnesota's Statutes 609.066. If a driver accelerates a vehicle toward an officer, the officer does not need to wait for physical impact before responding with deadly force. Signed by Tim Waltz in 2020. Is that.

[Phil Labonte]

True? I don't know if that's true or not, but generally you don't have to wait. How much time the police have to, you know, they don't have to wait to get hit by the car. They're gonna hit me by the.

[D.C. Drano]

Car. So many videos where in like less than two seconds, a cop is hit and flipped.

[Tim Pool]

And. Yeah, there's that. That one video from Baltimore. What's literally one.

[D.C. Drano]

Second. Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. The woman is in front of the car, and then it raps and she goes, ouch. Is crushed dead.

[D.C. Drano]

Instantly. This cop, I mean, he was extremely skilled. He had a phone in one.

[Tate Brown]

Hand.

[D.C. Drano]

Yeah. Pulls out the gun, dead on. Shot still gets out of the way. You know, like.

[Tim Pool]

It. Well, he got.

[D.C. Drano]

Hit. I mean, yeah, he got hit.

[Tim Pool]

But he didn't get run.

[D.C. Drano]

Over.

[Tim Pool]

Creamed. Well, I think the reason he didn't get run over is because the.

[D.C. Drano]

Ice. No, the tires were.

[Tim Pool]

Spinning. The tire spins, but when it does make contact, he slides backwards. If there's no ice on the ground, his feet have traction, the wheels have traction. It goes straight forward, hits him, and he go. And he does not slide back. He falls.

[Tate Brown]

Over. If it's 8 degrees warmer, they're celebrating that officer's.

[Tim Pool]

Death.

[Phil Labonte]

Yeah. Yep, Yep. But Angry Cops has a great breakdown of it. You should go watch that.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. And he basically said that she should not have Tried to accelerate into an.

[Phil Labonte]

Officer. That's.

[D.C. Drano]

Right.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Ocean Wave says in America we believe in God given rights. We believe in freedom of religion. Islam does not believe in freedom of religion. It says individuals who choose to disrespect our culture should not be tolerated. Yeah, I think.

[Tate Brown]

So.

[Tim Pool]

True. There's, you know, like liberal liberalism and it's in its current context, not like classical liberalism, but the, or maybe it leads to this place. But liberalism as we describe it today in this country ultimately ceases to exist. That's just reality. They don't have babies, they kill their babies, they trans their babies, and then they invite in intolerant fundamentalist religions. Yeah, and there you.

[Tate Brown]

Go.

[D.C. Drano]

Yep. Self destructive.

[Tim Pool]

Ideology. K Toth Swiss says women crave Republican.

[Phil Labonte]

Meat. I mean, they just want masculine men that'll tell them.

[Tate Brown]

No. Oh, I thought they're trying to like die.

[Phil Labonte]

It. What, what kind of meat would be Beef? Beef. Beef.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Corn Pop says the last time I called the police, they 5150 the.

[Phil Labonte]

Man. Corn pop.

[Tate Brown]

What? Corn Pop's.

[Tim Pool]

Institutionalized? No, the, the guy he called the police on, I assume.

[Tate Brown]

Oh. Oh, well.

[Tim Pool]

Interesting. Wolf says, I think the whole every fight you could avoid mentality is a civilizational level failure of the ish test. It doesn't matter that it's logical. Reasonable people subconsciously believe that you're full of ish if you won't throw hands about it. Founding fathers didn't want war, didn't declare independence until a year into the war. In the Civil War, both sides avoided war and the south avoided war. But war happens. The point is, if you can avoid the fight, you're winning. The fights we do encounter, we could not avoid. That's, that's the reality. Like any good leader who intentionally gets his people into a war that caught that, that causes catastrophic damage is a bad leader. Yeah, there's, you know, and there are bad leaders that they have wars of aggression or for resource capture and either fail or they didn't need it and they cause problems. There's ego. And then leaders who fight just wars because they have to protect their people and secure resources. That's, that's a legitimate use of force. It depends.

[Phil Labonte]

Depends. I mean, war is not something that most societies are after. You know, they try to try to avoid it because the cost is, you know, the cost is, is.

[Tim Pool]

Significant. You know, the hat and beard show says take it in DMT before there's no way you're writing anything down. Well, on it, bro, I fell into my own eye for 30 minutes. On just 10 hits of Lucy DMT. If, you know, you.

[Phil Labonte]

Know. Yeah, that sounds.

[Tim Pool]

Terrible. Dude, you gotta take it. That's. That's the point. It's like, it's not falsifiable. It's like, well, you know, I can't really write it down because I'm on drugs, like. Yeah, well, I can't trust you're seeing anything. You're. You're. You're seeing. You're tripping. Like, I don't know what to tell you. You know, like, you're seeing shapes and geometric nonsense. Even your brain's creating this.

[D.C. Drano]

Stuff. Even what they were describing did not seem that.

[Tate Brown]

Profound. Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. It's like snake skins. Like, it is to me.

[Tate Brown]

Too. Yes. That happens to me when I take melatonin and then go to sleep. You just get, like, the most bizarre dreams. It's like. Like, just do.

[Tim Pool]

That. Just do.

[Tate Brown]

That. If you're like. If you really want to be confused for a few hours, you can just do that. That's all these people. Like, dude, this is sick. You take this, like, this weird thing and you just get really confused for a few hours. Dude, you'll love.

[Phil Labonte]

It. So.

[Tate Brown]

Great. It's like, oh, yeah, dude, it's.

[Tim Pool]

Awesome. Salty says laser light drivers are digital. So it would make. Makes sense that the same driver would produce the same binary code, but theoretically would be generated too fast to be comprehended normally, but could be interpreted by pattern recognition at the fringe. The thing is, in those videos, they were. They were claiming that when you move the laser up, you got different code, that the code is all in the wall, but the light is exposing it. So, you know, it's not the laser that produces it, it's the laser that exposes code that's already there. So theoretically, they should be able to isolate a section of drywall, put the laser perfectly on it, and every time see the exact same symbols, memorize them, and write them down later on or whatever. Or it's just.

[Tate Brown]

Unfalsifiable. Or it's just contractors, like, pranking people and they're just putting invisible ink.

[Tim Pool]

On the wall that the lasers.

[Tate Brown]

Highlight. Yeah, got.

[Tim Pool]

Them. Or the drywall just has, like, it's.

[Phil Labonte]

Stamped. It's like, whoa.

[Tate Brown]

Whoa. It says Dupont on.

[Tim Pool]

There. Has anyone ever actually looked into drywall without.

[Phil Labonte]

Lasers? What do you mean, looked into.

[Tim Pool]

It? Like, you know, they're putting the eye up against the wall and they're on.

[Phil Labonte]

Drugs.

[Tim Pool]

Oh. Have they considered doing that without the laser? I have.

[Tate Brown]

Not. Oh, my gosh. I'm seeing Georgia Pacific. What does it.

[Tim Pool]

Mean? Let's see. I says, tim, why don't you just call Ian by his name? Well, for Ian Carroll, because I was making. I was trying to make a general point about how some of these ideas are pretty dumb. Dumb. But yeah. Excuse me. Ian Carroll claimed I was trying to buy the Daily Wire, which is ridiculous because I could afford way more than the Daily Wire and they're just not worth it for me. Yeah, it wasted my time. I'm over here trying to acquire Microsoft. What are you guys on.

[Phil Labonte]

About? He's trying to buy Ben Shapiro personally. Like the actual human being. Ben.

[Tim Pool]

Shapiro. That's right. Negotiating with.

[Tate Brown]

Israel. Yeah, the whole.

[Tim Pool]

Issue. That's why I met with.

[Phil Labonte]

Daniel. That's.

[Tim Pool]

Right. Listen, I need Ben on my show. And like. No, listen, it. Ben works for us. Not anymore, he doesn't. Ben goes on his show and he's like, I gotta tell you what, Tim cast is the best show ever. Like, we have to fight for Tim.

[Tate Brown]

Cast. Hypothetically speaking, if I was being.

[Phil Labonte]

Bought, just imagine Ben, like, outback, shining Tim's cars, you know.

[Tim Pool]

Apologies. No, no, he'd go on his show, be advocating for.

[Phil Labonte]

Me. Oh.

[Tim Pool]

Okay. Tim goes no longer show for Israel. Being like, we need to protect Tim Cast at all.

[Tate Brown]

Cost. Tim goes in there like, look, I heard you guys running the world. I need your best guys. I need to build a.

[D.C. Drano]

Team. Listen, that was a good BB.

[Tate Brown]

Impression. That.

[Tim Pool]

Was. All right, what do we got here? Honky Kong says, I think the outside segments of Seinfeld are pre filmed outside and shown to the live audience for reaction. Yeah, I think so too. That makes.

[Tate Brown]

Sense. Thank you, Honky.

[Tim Pool]

Kong. Like the. The famous episode where the two vehicles are trying to take the spot, but one's pulling in and one's backing in. And everybody knows you can't pull headfirst into a spot. You can't park that way. So that was, you know, clearly the problem. And then they stood out there for seven hours. Although the best episode ever is, of course, when George is eating a Snickers bar with a fork and a knife. Remember that.

[Tate Brown]

One? That one's a good.

[Tim Pool]

One. And then. And they're like, george, are you eating a candy bar with a fork and knife? And he goes, what do you eat with your hands like an animal? And then all of a sudden, everybody's doing it everywhere. They're just using a fork and knife for.

[Tate Brown]

Everything. It's like the whole character, the entire premise of him is just that his wife sucks. It's like, it's the Best show.

[Tim Pool]

Ever. I do like how George basically figures out the reverse. The inverse Kramer. Yeah. Where he's like, if I do the opposite of whatever I do, I succeed. Oh, yeah, that was a good show. I just. I. The laugh track gets me. I just can't do it so.

[Tate Brown]

Good. Has anyone observed Seinfeld as a funny show? Is that a unique off the wall observation for the audience? It's. It's the greatest show ever made. I. We should just turn this. We should turn Tim cast in just a disc where we just discuss sitcom like Everybody Loves Raymond's.

[Tim Pool]

Tomorrow. I've never seen that.

[Tate Brown]

Show.

[Tim Pool]

Really? Yeah, I've never seen.

[Tate Brown]

It. Oh, it's like every episode it's the most miserable. Like, nothing's ever going right. Like, there's one episode where they go to Italy and you're just like, oh, I can't find a good cup of coffee.

[Tim Pool]

Anywhere. I was talking about Ian for the dmt. Oh, he means Ian.

[Tate Brown]

Crossland.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, neglectful sausages. As supreme dictator of future usa, I decree our currency will be called the Ayn Rand. Ayn.

[Tate Brown]

Rand. Oh, that's pretty.

[Tim Pool]

Good. You know, there's only one reason I'm doing any of this, guys. The reason why I have this show and I've worked so hard is because I want to be.

[Tate Brown]

President.

[Tim Pool]

Oh. So that I can ban cilantro. That's it. Executive order, and then I.

[Tate Brown]

Resign. You want to know why? Do you want to know why? Cilantro is. The biggest example of how mass migration has, like, really changed our country quite extensively is because everyone's grandparents calls it.

[Phil Labonte]

Coriander. Oh.

[Tate Brown]

God. And then when a lot of Mexican people came here, everyone started saying.

[Tim Pool]

Cilantro. Well, isn't coriander like the. The.

[Tate Brown]

Stem? I think it's the same.

[Tim Pool]

Thing. And cilantro.

[Tate Brown]

Is. The British call it coriander.

[Tim Pool]

So. Well, I don't care what they call it. We'll add it to the band list. Coriander.

[Phil Labonte]

Cilantro. Yeah, whatever you want to.

[Tate Brown]

Go. So can you stop. Can you stop dead naming citra.

[Tim Pool]

Please? And what else? Fennel and caraway.

[Tate Brown]

Seeds.

[Tim Pool]

Really? Gone, dude.

[Tate Brown]

Gone. You're a.

[Tim Pool]

Dictator. Rye bread. I see what you're smuggling in. Gone straight to jail. It's.

[Tate Brown]

Actually. It's Daniel. Daniel, Brad or Elijah. What do they call it? Elijah.

[Tim Pool]

Brad. What? It's just like, okay, everybody, we're. We're gonna go to the uncensored portion of the show and talk about some shenanigans. So smash the, like button, Share the show with everyone. You know, you can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast. Make sure you go to rumble.com timcast IRL to watch, which is gonna be a lot of fun. D.C. drainer, you want to shout anything out? Me personally or no social media? I don't know. You got. You selling a.

[D.C. Drano]

Book? No, not selling any books. Can't read that well. No, I'm on D.C. drano. I'm on all the major platforms. And thanks for having me on, man. It was really.

[Tate Brown]

Fun. Right on, right on. It was Ezekiel Bread. That's what. It's like the most disgusting thing I've ever.

[Tim Pool]

Had. They put fennel in.

[Tate Brown]

It. They put. Everything you just named is in it. It's X on Instagram. Real Tate Brown. Come give me a follow hosting the Noon Live. So come check me out there and we'll have across the Pond. This is for all of you guys asking where that show went. It is back. It'll be back this weekend. So get ready for across the.

[Tim Pool]

Pond. Also, Rape Seed, because it's patriarchy. Gone, gone.

[Tate Brown]

Gone.

[Phil Labonte]

Progressive. I am Phil that remains on Twix. The band is all that remains. We're going on tour starting April 29th in Albany, New York. We're gonna be out for about. About three weeks. Three, three and a half weeks or something like that. It's gonna be us. All that Remains born of Osiris and Dead Eyes. So go to allthatremainsonline.com to get your tickets. Now you can ch remains on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Deezer. Don't forget, the left lane is for.

[Tim Pool]

Crime. We will see you [e-mail] Timcast IRL in about 30 seconds. Thanks for hanging out.

[Phil Labonte]

Piano. Travisito.

[Tate Brown]

Bondon. Charming ultrasoft smooth tear tiana la misma.

[Tim Pool]

Sovida.