WAR WITH IRAN May Have Begun, Cyberattack ON US?! Cell Networks CRASH w/ Arynne Wexler

Summary

Timcast IRL – "War With Iran May Have Begun, Cyberattack On US?! Cell Networks Crash w/ Arynne Wexler"

Air Date: January 15, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this high-octane episode of Timcast IRL, host Tim Pool and the panel — with guest Arynne Wexler — tackle the breaking story of potential U.S. military action against Iran, juxtaposed with a nationwide Verizon cellular network crash. The crew speculates on the link between these two events, debates U.S. foreign policy doctrine, discusses the strategic importance of the petrodollar and energy resources, and dissects the impact and risks of cyberwarfare. Interwoven are irreverent moments, quips about AI, the role of media influencers, and plenty of spicy cultural banter.

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Major Themes

• Imminence of U.S.–Iran conflict (military indicators, airspace closures, prediction markets)
• Possible U.S. cellular network cyberattack and national vulnerability
• U.S. strategy: Petrodollar hegemony, energy security, and targeted regime change
• Analysis of U.S. engagement strategies (Trump’s approach vs. neocon full-scale wars)
• Cyberwarfare risks and the evolution of critical infrastructure attacks
• Influence of social narratives, media dynamics, and AI on public perception

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Is War With Iran Imminent?

[00:11-08:41]

• Intel Across the Board: Reports of U.S. military deployment, tanker movements, and both the U.S. and UK advising citizens to exit the Middle East. Iranian airspace is closed; prediction markets surging on the prospect of U.S. action against Iran.
• Tim Pool: “There is a high expectation war has already begun... fighter jets over the border of Iraq and Iran. It may be kicking off right now.” [00:11]
• Massive bet of $20,000 made on U.S. striking Iran, $160k payout if it happens.
• Trump’s stance: wants “swift and decisive blow... doesn’t want a war dragging on” — looking for regime change, but advisors caution against a protracted engagement.

2. Nationwide Verizon Outage: Coincidence or Cyberattack?

[00:11, 47:10-50:55]

• Outage affected most major U.S. cities. Speculation it was a cyberattack potentially tied to Iranian escalation, given their known cyber capabilities.
• Tim Pool: “Taking out cell phones... means a large portion of our Internet-based economy gets struck down. That is a massive attack on our country and economy. But we don’t know for sure. Maybe Verizon just sucks.” [00:11]
• Verizon business networks impacted — scrutiny on how critical infrastructure and the economy rely on seamless digital communication.
• Aaron Wexler: “It also just shows us they can.” [48:04]
• Discussion around the weakness of critical U.S. infrastructure, referencing old, hack-vulnerable systems.

3. Petrodollar, Energy, and the AI Arms Race

[13:41-24:47]

• Arynne Wexler: “AI requires astronomical amounts of energy. If you’re America first... American supremacy means we are on top of the AI race. We need to secure energy, we need to destabilize our enemy’s energy. That means China and Russia who have been getting oil from Venezuela and Iran.” [13:41]
• Analysis of why U.S. is so invested in maintaining the petrodollar and energy dominance: energy security equals digital and global dominance, especially as AI advances.
• U.S. moves in Venezuela and Iran are interpreted as strategic maneuvers to keep oil trade in U.S. dollars and out of adversaries’ hands.

4. Trump’s Doctrine: Snatch-and-Grab vs. Neocon Forever Wars

[17:09-20:23, 29:33-33:41]

• Tim Pool: “Trump learned a lesson from the neocons. You invade, you get 20 years of chaos. If you can get the job done with a finger snap, do the finger snap.” [19:17]
• Panel compares recent U.S. rapid actions in Venezuela (“snatch and grab” of Maduro) to what could be a similar, brief, yet forceful approach in Iran.
• Debate over the risks of power vacuums and destabilization, but also the necessity of projecting force to maintain global leverage.

5. Blunt Honesty About U.S. Interests Abroad

[20:23-24:47]

• Tim Pool: “The reason why we want to remove the Iranian regime is because we want an Iranian government that is in the petrodollar system. The reason why we removed Maduro is because... he stole billions of dollars in American oil assets.” [22:18]
• Panel calls for candor in explaining to the American people the real motivations behind U.S. interventionist policies: maintaining cheap goods, a high standard of living, and the petrodollar.

6. Cyberattack Risks and the “Zero Day” Standoff

[52:53-57:54]

• Tim Pool: “If you discover a zero day exploit in critical infrastructure, you could sell it for tens of millions of dollars. I guarantee you, if this was a cyber attack, this is them firing a shot across the bow.” [53:01]
• Deep dive into how all major powers may have already infected each other’s critical infrastructure (“Mexican standoff zero day theory”), ready to trigger catastrophic failures if open conflict erupts. References to outdated systems (floppy disks in control centers) and the urgent risk posed by industrial control system vulnerabilities.

7. Domestic Political Narratives & The ICE Shooting Story

[58:30-65:03]

• Ongoing debate and misinformation about an ICE agent’s shooting in Minneapolis. Panel highlights political tribalism shaping interpretation of evidence and narratives.
• Tim Pool: “The funny thing about this is that people are just saying... ‘so you’re admitting he got hit?’” [60:14]
• AI chatbot Grok reported false info due to mainstream media narratives, underscoring concerns around public trust and the role of AI in shaping perception.

8. Cultural & Geopolitical Banter

• Satirical discussion of American hegemony, intervention philosophies, and the risks/costs of not acting — “your children Learning Mandarin in 30 years...” [41:59]
• Snarky assessment of U.S. presence in Greenland: “Just imagine going to Greenland and being like, how would you like your very own Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in the shape of a guitar?” [76:07]
• Riffs on ethnic corruption, welfare fraud and the limitations of applying Western systems to non-Western cultures.

9. AI & Media Influence

• Examination of the influencer economy and incentives (“attention vs. money”), speculation about future of AI-generated books, movies, and digital content [115:01–121:19].
• Tim Pool: “AI is already so advanced... You already have infinite books now. Infinite books utilizing everything everyone’s written through these training models.” [115:01]
• Cautions about authenticity amidst rapidly evolving AI content.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

War & Foreign Policy

• Tim Pool: “You do not carpet bomb cities to help the people that live in the city.” [07:41]
• Phil Labonte: “The world is run by power and the United States is still the most powerful military in the world.” [09:56]
• Arynne Wexler: “If you want your affordable lifestyle and low inflation, we need to have control. We need the petrodollar strong and we need control of energy...” [29:43]

Cyber & Infrastructure

• Tim Pool: “Taking down communications stops everything. ...Our entire economy is based on Internet exchange. So when you shut down the Internet, you are disabling the country’s economy.” [50:11]
• Tim Pool: “Every major power on the planet has already infected each other’s critical infrastructure with zero day exploits to destroy at a moment’s notice.” [56:40]

Domestic/Media Commentary

• Tim Pool: “There are people who will tell you whatever you want to hear if they think it’s more clicks. I will say things that irk some of you sometimes, because I’m just gonna say what I think.” [84:20]
• Arynne Wexler: “Humor’s not for everyone, and I’m more than just a brain.” [123:47]

Comic Relief / Meme Energy

• Tim Pool: “Imagine a herd of fat, blue haired liberal women stampeding in Greenland.” [107:01]
• Tate Brown: “If you’re being called a Karen right now, you need to be ascending in 2020 looks. Maxing.” [86:32]

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment / Topic | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:11 | Breaking news: US-Iran tension, cell outage, war speculation | | 07:41 | Debate on US military tactics in Iran | | 13:41 | Connection between AI, energy security & petrodollar | | 19:17 | Trump’s approach: “finger snap” regime changes | | 20:23 | Blunt discussion on US motives (oil and petrodollar) | | 29:43 | Petrodollar and energy dominance as US priorities | | 47:10 | Verizon outage details/cyberattack analysis | | 52:53 | Cyberattack & infrastructure vulnerabilities (“zero day”) | | 58:30 | ICE shooting story – tribal narratives & AI misinformation | | 115:01 | The future of AI-generated books, films, & authenticity |

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Panel & Tone

• Panel features Tim Pool (host), Arynne Wexler (guest), Phil Labonte, Tate Brown, Ian Crossland.
• Tone oscillates between direct news-driven urgency, sardonic realism, and irreverent/internet-infused humor.

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Summary

This Timcast IRL episode captures the urgency and complexity of 2026’s most precarious flashpoint — the possible eruption of war between the U.S. and Iran, with cyberattacks on critical domestic infrastructure as a chilling backdrop. The discussion lays bare not only the panel's skepticism of official narratives, but also an unvarnished look at the economic and strategic calculus underpinning U.S. foreign policy: control energy, control the future. Intertwined are big-picture warnings about the fragility of American systems (digital and cultural alike), and the relentless pace of AI/tech change, all interspersed with the show's trademark meme-laden, trolling humor.

Anyone seeking to understand the day’s escalating headlines, the philosophical split between old-school neocons and populist nationalists, or the quiet vulnerabilities that could define the next global conflict will find the episode an engaging, unfiltered ride.

Transcript

[Tim Pool]

Reports are going crazy across Twitter. I mean x the US is deploying strike strike groups. The Middle east refueling tankers are flying. We've seen a bunch of military movement right now. Iran has shut down airspace. The US virtual embassy has told Americans get out of the country. The the UK now the same thing with warnings about American travel to Israel as well, saying the region is going to be unstable. Donald Trump of course has threatened to shoot Iran. I'm assuming that means war if they keep shooting protesters. Now it seems like with all of the news reports we're getting, there is a high expectation that war has already begun. Reports of fighter jets over the border of Iraq and Iran. It may be kicking off right now. You've got all the prediction markets saying it's happening. Someone just made a $20,000 wa that the US would strike Iran today and they'll get paid 160 grand if it happens at the same time. We saw a major cellular outage across the country in basically every single metro. If you're on Verizon and many people are assuming this was a cyber attack, we don't know for sure. No statement has been released. But considering the massive escalation with Iran, which is not some desert nation, I mean they got surface to air missiles, they've got a powerful military, they've got cyber attack capabilities, people are kind of saying maybe they made a move against us. Because you got to understand taking out cell phones does not just mean making it so you can't call mom, which you haven't done anyway and you should. I digress. It also means that Ubers and Lyfts can't pick people up. It means doordash deliveries. It means a large portion of our Internet based economy gets struck down. That is a massive attack on our country and economy. But we don't know for sure. Maybe Verizon just sucks. So we'll talk about that. We got a bunch of other news. CBS reporting earlier today that the ICE agent Jonathan Ross who shot Renee Goode suffered internal bleeding after being struck. The funny thing now is it feels like a big ask because liberals are coming out and saying internal bleeding. That sounds like bruising twitch. My response is so you admit he got hit? No. Now they're conspiracy theorists saying CBS News is lying and their stenographers for a corrupt regime. Sure, or the guy got hit. So we'll talk about all that. We've got a bunch of breaking news to go through with the deployments and all of this war stuff before we do. We got a great sponsor for you. It is Tax Network USA, my friends. Visit tnusa.com Tim Deal Back Taxes or you haven't filed in years now is the time to resolve your tax matters. With a national conversation around abolishing the income tax system, the IRS is fighting back and proving it's here to stay by becoming more aggressive than ever before. 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[Aaron Wexler]

It's just because you don't know how to pronounce my name, do you?

[Tim Pool]

E R ein Earn.

[Aaron Wexler]

I prefer.

[Tim Pool]

I know how to pronounce. I know it's. I know it's Aaron Wexler. You know why? Because before I saw how oddly it was spelled, Sean was like, we have Aaron Wexler on tomorrow. And I was like, okay. And then I. And then I read it and I was like, well, that's weird.

[Phil Lamonte]

I love your Sean impression.

[Tim Pool]

That's how he sounds. Sean. That's what you sound like.

[Aaron Wexler]

He sounds Jewish.

[Ian Crossland]

Level.

[Tim Pool]

And then when we were making the thumbnail, I was like, did you want the boobs in the picture too? And I was like, screw it. Just all boobs.

[Aaron Wexler]

All boobs.

[Tim Pool]

And.

[Ian Crossland]

And I said.

[Tim Pool]

And everyone left.

[Ian Crossland]

We should make her face after the show. But I don't know, can we a b. Test it?

[Aaron Wexler]

We should.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, we can.

[Ian Crossland]

Let me. Let me listen.

[Aaron Wexler]

I've been on the Internet.

[Tim Pool]

I've been on the Internet.

[Phil Lamonte]

I know what's going to win.

[Tim Pool]

I know it'd be funny to show.

[Aaron Wexler]

I just want to be clear. I'm so much more than a brain. Okay? That's what I'm trying to prove tonight is I'm more than just brains.

[Tim Pool]

I know Also boobs. It's not fair. You know, these women, these girl bosses, they prove they have the ability, but sometimes they just want men to know that they're sexually attractive as well.

[Aaron Wexler]

Thank you so much. I mean, I did go to Wharton. Ever heard of it? And so it's nice to have this moment to shine in another way, you know? School. School.

[Ian Crossland]

What did you study at Wharton?

[Aaron Wexler]

I studied business and actually Arabic, which doesn't help me beat the mod allegations that people throw my way.

[Tim Pool]

Ah, yeah. Well, it's great to have you. It's going to be fun so much. It's nice to be here. Ian's hanging out.

[Ian Crossland]

Hi, everybody. I'm back. I am ready to pump this graphene movie. That's what this world needs right now, is more graphene movies. So go to Graphene Movie and check out the upcoming documentary. It's going to be hot. And also, man, I got. Well, let's just talk about it on the show. Tate. I got concerns about the future in.

[Tim Pool]

The world, and we're literally talking about this. We will be on the Right.

[Tate Brown]

Show.

[Ian Crossland]

Good idea with this show, by the.

[Tim Pool]

Way, Nate Brown is in fact still holding it down. I was concerned.

[Tate Brown]

Still holding it down as of now. It was tough. Thankfully, I'm an AT&T American, so I was sort of absolved from all the chaos today.

[Tim Pool]

Maybe I'm a U.S. cellular American.

[Tate Brown]

Whoa.

[Tim Pool]

It's got America in the title.

[Tate Brown]

U.S. cellular cell. Okay, interesting. All right, I got it. But Tate Brown holding it down. Patriot, et cetera. Phil.

[Phil Lamonte]

Hello, everybody. My name is Phil Lamonte. I'm the lead singer of the heavy metal and all that remains. I'm an anti communist and counter revolutionary. Let's get into it.

[Tim Pool]

Here's the story which is. Is coming together in the past couple of hours. Spectator index reporting breaking. Western military official says all signals are that US Attack on Iran is imminent. According to Reuters report. We have this from polymarket breaking 51% chance the US strikes Iran tonight. Up from 45. And oh, boy. Take a look at this from Mario Novel. The airspace is cleared. Brace yourself. We saw this with Venezuela, now it's happening with Iran.

[Ian Crossland]

And I almost just said in the interim, pray for these people because the whole purpose of this is to help the protesters that are apparently under siege or something being killed by the government. You do not carpet bomb cities to help the people that live in the city.

[Phil Lamonte]

When is the last time the United States carpet bomb?

[Ian Crossland]

I don't know what they're going to do. Precision strikes with drone tech we've never seen before.

[Phil Lamonte]

Generally, precision strikes are the order of.

[Ian Crossland]

The 21st century and even more precision than we've ever seen in the world before. Venezuela was.

[Phil Lamonte]

Venezuela was pretty precise.

[Tim Pool]

We've got this update from my own. Awful. He says Trump wants swift and decisive blow to Iran, but advisors can't guarantee regime collapse. The president told his team he doesn't want a war dragging on for months. If he does something, he wants it to be definitive. The problem is that no one can promise him the regime falls quickly. That could mean a limited initial strike with options to escalate. Meanwhile, hundreds of US Troops just left Al Udid air base in Qatar for a safer location in case Iran retaliates. I mean, we got a. A ton of updates. The airspace being cleared, we've got. Look at. This is wild. Look at this.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's so good.

[Tim Pool]

Who's this? Why is China flying two planes while the air airspace is closed? No, no, no, man. Air. Air flights from Gangzhou and Shenzhen heading to Tehran as entire region clears airspace. What is China doing sending planes into a strike zone? Sending in components for making weapons. That's what we saw last time. And it seems like it's, it is what they're doing now. And so there was another. Here we go. Check this out. Pentagon orders USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group to the Middle east from the South China Sea. Holy crap. My concern here is that China may, if we pull our assets from the South China Sea, China may make, could make a move on Taiwan, and then we're going to be stuck in a conflict in Iran.

[Tate Brown]

We still have two other carriers in the, in the South China Sea or they're near Japan right now at the moment. But yeah, I mean, I'm not really that much of an Iran Hawk, so I hope our engagement here is limited. But if they're confident that they can inflict a serious blow here, I mean, look, they got the hot hand after Venezuela. Again, I really just not keen on this. But after Venezuela, I have a lot of faith, honestly, in Hegseth Trump and the team. I mean, I know that's like the safest take you could possibly have right now, but it's just the truth. It's the reality of the situation.

[Phil Lamonte]

I really feel like the situation that, that went down in Venezuela really kind of may put the rest of the world kind of on alert and said, look, the, the world is run by power and the United States is still the most powerful military in the world. Russia can't even beat little Russia. Like, they've been there for, they were supposed to be three days and they've been there for three years. I don't think that China has the type of army that people are afraid they do. Really, the thing that deters war when it comes to the big, bigger militaries in the US Is nuclear or. I'm sorry, the bigger militaries in the world is nuclear arms. And I don't think that it's in, it's in no one's interest to get into a nuclear war. So I think that for the most part, the US can kind of do whatever it wants in most places. And, and whether that's good or bad, I think that that's not really the argument I'm making. I'm just saying that that's kind of the reality.

[Tim Pool]

So there are some interesting developments from the Washington Post to say. Trump says Iran has stopp as US ways military options. And we have this report from Mario Novel that Iran's notam expires, traffic can resume. Could it be that we just narrowly averted US Intervention by some kind of deal? Uh, we've got, excuse me, Bill Ackman saying, is it possible that Trump made a deal for Khomeini and his son to leave Iran? This would explain why Trump has stated the killing has stopped and why he's holding off on the attack for now. The skies could not be reopened above Iran without total certainty that there would be no attack. The pause would of course allow committee to seek safe passage to Moscow. To be clear, it's total speculation, but I think it's good speculation. In fact, that flight we saw from China may have been an evacuation. So they closed the airspace. Trump says, we're going to blow you the f up or you can leave or we can get you. Khomeini gets on that single flight and now they're going to reopen the airspace.

[Phil Lamonte]

From what I've, I've just read about some of the, the way that the, the structure of the Iranian government works, there's, if I understand correctly, not that I'm some kind of expert, I'm not trying to, you know, put on airs or anything, but like, if I understand correctly, like Khomeini isn't actually the dude and the people that are actually running the show are actually fairly shadowed kind of figures. They don't really put their, their name out there. And so if they, if you get rid of Khomeini, not much is going to change. There was, there was a lot of speculation that once they got rid of Solemni, that that was going to be a big change in Russia and that, I'm sorry, in Iran. And that didn't materialize. So if Khomeini is not the guy, him leaving is really irrelevant.

[Tim Pool]

Guess I'm getting, I'm getting a phone call real quick. Let me just get this real quick. Hello?

[Phil Lamonte]

Shalom. Yes.

[Ian Crossland]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Really? Did it clear? All 7,000. Excellent. War with Iran is a good thing. I think all of our trips should be in Iran. Iran should be US Territory and I love Israel.

[Aaron Wexler]

Okay, so why did you look at me when you said Israel?

[Ian Crossland]

You looked at me first, though.

[Aaron Wexler]

I want to say something, though. I think for, to your point of like how you're not keen on this and obviously I am with the people of Iran on this. Like the people who love freedom, love the west, all that, which is actually not necessarily even the majority of Iranian people. But people should care about the US Getting involved in this and they should be happy about it because I want us to like, talk about something a little different, which is the future is AI I know this is random, but whether or not people like It AI is the future. AI requires astronomical amounts of energy. Okay, right now, we as Americans, if you're America first, that means you want American supremacy. American supremacy means we are on top of the AI race. We need to secure energy, we need to destabilize our enemy's energy. That means China and Russia who have by the way, been getting oil from Venezuela and Iran. This is not a coincidence that we're dealing with both Venezuela and Iran at the start of this year.

[Tim Pool]

You know, my, my, my principal concerns have been over the past several years that the United States domestically has been screwed up infrastructure wise, culturally. And we spent decades in Afghanistan and Iraq for a very obvious reason, to surround, surround Iran, one of the countries we wanted to invade. And so what, we end up getting this woke revolution where the democrats are like, maybe we should cut off, you know, little girls, tits or whatever and regular people are like, stop, what is wrong with you? At the sacrifice of, of our country, we were, we were allocating our, we were prioritizing these, this BS in the event. So I would say like this. What we don't want us destabilizing regions causing more death and chaos, which blows back on us. What we don't want conflict in general in these regions. I know the military industrial complex probably loves it, selling weapons to both sides. What we do want US supremacy, yes, 100%. But that doesn't mean we are the world police, in my opinion.

[Aaron Wexler]

What, I'm not saying world police. Right, I know we, we put in a dictate. I'm not saying we should bring democracy to them. This is, this was the big mistake. With Iraq, we said, let's give these people democracy. With Afghanistan we had these like feminist NGOs trying to make the Afghani girls like girl bosses. Right? It was ridiculous.

[Tim Pool]

Exactly.

[Aaron Wexler]

But that's saying put in a pro west, pro America, non Islamist dictator. By the way, the Shah was not, it was, that was not democracy either. The Shah was essentially like a benevolent.

[Tim Pool]

Dictator, you know, so, so here's the challenge. With the removal of Maduro, what we don't want to happen is for a power vacuum to occur and then narco gangs, terrorists come in and then Venezuela falls apart.

[Aaron Wexler]

Let me tell you why I'm so sick of the argument of like, it could be worse. Because that's like telling someone to stay with a man that beats her because the next guy might kill her. You know, like, it's really bad. It's really bad.

[Tim Pool]

That's like saying the analogy I used is you've got a neighbor who's selling drugs and is beating his wife, Right? And you're like, I really don't think I should get involved in the gang fight and conflict. But the point is, as much as you don't want to get involved because different gangs might come in and fight, at a certain point, you call the cops, the cops go and stop the guy from selling drugs and doing these bad things. My point is I. I think a generation traumatized by the failures of the neocon policies in these countries is. Is justified. That being said, right now we're looking at. We're looking at people so traumatized, they're like, the US should not engage in any kind of pressure campaigns, influence, or conflict internationally. And that just means China dominates and that in two or three generations, we are. It's going to cost 50 grand for a laptop. And China controls oil and controls the world. And I don't. I don't want that for my kids or for myself.

[Ian Crossland]

It looks like the, the deep state, the military industrial complex is like, all right, there's a revolution in Iran right now. It looks like the people are about to revolt. Now is our.

[Tate Brown]

The.

[Ian Crossland]

If we're going to do it, we're going to do it now. And the Iranian government is a theocracy. It's a. It's a vile dictatorship that has posed as a republic and betrayed its people. So it topples. And Covid snapped people the fuck up. If you don't remember, think back. Iranians, too. They're fucking tired of it. Are you kidding me? Are you not? So people want sovereignty, and this is what's happening. It's just. I'm with you on the sentiment. We want to make sure they survive. It's not about blowing up their infrastructure in order to save them. You know, we have to thread a needle.

[Tim Pool]

I think the challenge is very, very simple, because I said this back in 2016, I said it every year since. Hillary Clinton was the American hegemonic candidate. If you wanted cheap laptops, cheap oil, laziness, and all of this stuff, then she was your candidate because she was going to go to war with Russia. They were going to prop up the petrodollar, and the United States would continue debasing its manufacturing infrastructure. And then a few generations later, we're all. We're all destitute like what's happening right now. Donald Trump, however, was seemingly less concerned with enforcing American hegemonic power, and I would argue, in many ways, rightly so. However, Saudi Arabia gets up the patch, gets off the petrodollar deal, which means as a country that doesn't produce anything, Trump probably realized, hey, wait a minute. We can't stop the petrodollar system until we have a manufacturing base. Otherwise America collapses overnight. We do not manufacture, we do not export enough relative to our imports to justify the strength of our economy compared to every other nation. It's actually quite simple. We force other nations to use the US Dollar to buy oil. Well, that's starting to falter, and it seems like Trump is now trying to reinforce that. And I actually think the reason why he don't want to release the Epstein files, as I've long argued, is that there's going to be Saudi princes in there. And Trump is probably telling Bongino and everybody else, do not release this stuff because I got to get them back on the petrodollar, otherwise our economy is cooked. So what happens then? They just sold $500 million in Venezuelan oil. Silver is up near $100 an ounce. If you want to buy an ounce, a little coin on a website. 105 bucks. That is apocalyptic level stuff. I think Trump's recognizing you can't overnight flip the regime on its head. There has to be. We are in this system, we are in the petrodollar system, and if you end it, we end with it. There's got to be a transition. That's why I think Trump is doing these limited military engagements, snatch and grab with Maduro and what appears to be a get out of the country before we nuke you and we don't go to war. Trump learned a lesson from the neocons. You invade, you get 20 years of chaos. If you can get the job done with a finger snap, do the finger snap.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, well, because Trump's entire approach to geopolitics, people, when he came on the scene, they sort of portrayed him as if he was this, like, anti war hippie, which is not really a correct assessment of Trump's view of geopolitics.

[Phil Lamonte]

He didn't call himself the president of peace, though.

[Tate Brown]

Sure. Well, that's. There's a lot of emphasis on that because you have to look at, like, what did he say about the Iraq war? What was his problem with the Iraq war? It wasn't like, oh, this was like a geopolitical question quagmire, which was. He alluded to that his primary qualm with the Iraq war was that we didn't get the oil. Like, he said that over and over again. He was frustrated because he's saying, like, America is undeniably the unipolar power, right? We're the global hegemon. If we're going to conduct ourselves like an empire, we ought to be bringing treasure back to the United States. If we are going to operate in this way, we need to be making it worth it for the American people. So that was his whole issue with the Iraq war, fundamentally, is that like, look, where's the oil? Like, if we're going to do all this, carry out these regimes, settle scores, these sorts of things, that's great for the beltway, but how do you sell this to the American people? What's in it for them? And so it's just like, it's a very classical view of empire building and.

[Tim Pool]

It'S, I just, I think it's so easy. And I just beg, I beg the military industrial complex to just be honest with people, okay? Because when they go, the poor Iranian people's freedom, they're fighting so hard for freedom, I go, I hear you. But there are so many countries where people are fighting for freedom and we can't invade them all. Trump, I love it because he comes out in his first term and he gets asked about a weapons deal with Saudi Arabia and he goes, it's amazing. We're going to sell tons of weapons to the Saudis. It's going to be great for the economy. And all of the anti war progressives, their jaws hit the floor and they were like, he, he just said it.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

He just admitted what we are and what we do. And so I tell you this, they need to explain to the American people. Do you like having cheap goods and doing minimal labor, labor for high wages? Do you like having a median income of $50,000 a year? Where I know it's rough relative to Americans, like, my rent is so dang high. Sure is. Silver is through the roof. You can live like a Brazilian at $8,000 a year. You can live in a favela where you can't flush your toilet. So when, when we live in luxury, there is this liberal fever dream where everything we just have, there's an abundance of infinite wealth. When the reality is, where do we get sulfur from and why do we need sulfur? We need it for computer components for our advanced MRI technology or helium and things like this. Well, Third worlders are mining sulfur while their teeth fall out of their mouths from the sulfuric vapors and they stuff rags in their mouth and you aren't going to do it. So we find countries where the people do and we buy it from them. We, we, we have. I don't think the American people understand that. I love the argument of the illegal immigrants do the jobs the Americans won't, because that's not true. There's tons of Americans that have no problem working in a meat processing plant. However, Americans are not going to be working in a sulfur mine for the most part. There are a lot of core resource jobs that we get from other countries that we pay very, very low amounts of money for because they don't have the development to compete with us. So you sell the American people the truth. And that is the reason why we want to remove the Iranian regime is because we want an Iranian government that is in the petrodollar system. The reason why we removed Maduro is because in 2006, I believe it was, he stole billions of dollars in American oil assets, and we just did nothing about it. And I'm really irked by this, because if there's anything that justifies a response, it's stealing our stuff. We cut legitimate deals with Venezuela so that we could have oil. They elect a commie. And then he says, your oil's mine now. And America was like, I guess we'll have to figure it out later. And then we get these stupid PR campaigns where it's like, let's advocate against Venezuela. Well, 20 years later, Trump said, I'm done with this. You stole it from us in the first place. So when Trump sells venezuelan oil for $500 million and all these hippie progressives are like, the CIA is trying to destabilize Venezuela. Well, you know, maybe we'll get our stuff back. I'll tell you this. I don't want to go in your house. You're my neighbor, right? I'm not gonna kick your door, and I'm gonna leave you the f alone. But if we have an agreement out, you borrow my bike and you're gonna pay me back, but then you steal my bike, I'm gonna go in there and take my bike back from you.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, well, Tim, this is why we have to take out the trash in Venezuela and Iran. Let's talk about the numbers, right? Of where. What the oil is between Venezuela and Iran. If that's not on the petrodollar. But we are in the minority globally when it comes to dollars being traded for oil. With Venezuela, with Iran, we tilt just over. We're like a hair over 50% with oil being traded in US dollars. What Venezuela has been doing is they said we want to free ourselves from the dollar. Right? What people need to understand is when. When Henry Kissinger in 1974, made the deal with the Saudis to trade oil exclusively in USD. That made the US dollar the global reserve currency that is very powerful, that stabilizes the US dollar. That guarantees inflation staying lower. Do you remember what happened this last year with this summer when Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz?

[Ian Crossland]

Do people remember that it was blown open almost immediately?

[Aaron Wexler]

No. When it was closed, all the shipping containers in the world were going around the fucking southern tip of Africa. And that was also a huge, a huge factor in inflation and costs are going up.

[Tim Pool]

Let me pull up this story. We've got this from CBS News. U.S. completes first sale of Venezuelan oil valued at $500 million. Official says the details of the sale haven't yet been disclosed. But Trump, Trump has said the US will sell 30 to 50 million barrels of Venezuelan oil in partnership with US companies. Now let's just pause real quick because I've had a bunch of progressive friends I've known for a long time and they're like the U.S. hands off Venezuela. Okay, well let's go back in time to 2007 when Venezuela elected a socialist who then seized.

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[Tim Pool]

US Oil assets stealing billions of dollars. How about Venezuela hands off our oil investments? By all means. You want to be a climate change person and say oil's bad? Fine. Separate argument. Our investment, our partnerships, seized from our, from our backyard, out of our pockets, and then weaponized to help fund our adversaries. Let me give you the numbers. Total USD loss from Venezuelan Venezuela's nationalization or expropriation of US oil in 2007 under Hugo Chavez, ExxonMobil claimed 10 to $16.6 billion. ICSID 1.6 billion. You've got a recent claims of between 1 and 2 billion. ConocoPhillips 4.5 billion, with 20 to $30 billion in after the fact claims, meaning money that would have been generated from the investments. ICSID award 8.7 billion. The total overall US loss is estimated between 10 and some $20 billion. So let me just make it very, very simple. I don't want war with Venezuela. I don't want war anywhere. What do we do as a country when a leader comes in and says, hey, you know how we had a deal with you? We cut, we had a treaty and we had a deal. You guys come in, you spend all the money building the drills, building the refineries, you guys get the profits, but we get kicked, backed a little bit. Yeah, that's a fine deal. They then stole all of our oil assets that we paid for and built. Why should we have ever tolerated that? Now, again, real quick, I'm not saying we should have invaded. I'm glad we didn't. But Trump removing Maduro and taking $500 million doesn't begin to remedy the theft and the betrayal that we experienced. To make it worse, we endured 20 years where again, I think the reason largely is another reason why I think Iraq and Afghanistan was stupid is that we were spending billions in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Venezuela in our backyard was running roughshod over us and stole our stuff. Trump, I believe, has, has been doing things masterfully. Again, I'm concerned about destabilization in Venezuela. I lean slightly against the removal of Maduro because to be fair, I think we are a traumatized generation and I don't look at our government as successful in the last 50 years when it comes to these things. But that being said, Trump's precision strikes on Iran to take out their nuclear capabilities did not result in an expanded conflict. So all I can really say is I'm happy that's what happened. I still don't know if it was the right move, but I don't have access to classified information. Classified information. And the snatch and grab of Maduro so far seems to have been okay. Yeah, I hope we don't destabilize. And I just want to at least be a voice of tepid reason against people saying go in, invade and all of these things.

[Aaron Wexler]

Who's saying invade?

[Tim Pool]

Because I think, okay, hold on.

[Aaron Wexler]

Except for Lindsey Graham, who's saying invade. Except for.

[Tim Pool]

That's the point. John Bolton, acolytes, Elad, Eliyahu, come on.

[Aaron Wexler]

Okay, but who's listening to those people? I feel like people watch the show, listen a lot.

[Tim Pool]

They don't like them, though.

[Tate Brown]

I don't think they do listen.

[Aaron Wexler]

Tell me someone who isn't hating, hate listening to them. Because I feel people need to understand, especially on the right, where everyone's acting as if a tactical operation is the same as a forever war and it's not. Having energy and having a petrodollar are legitimate interests for the United States. If you want, like you were saying, your affordable lifestyle and low inflation, we need to have control. We need the petrodollar strong and we need control of energy and we need to destabilize it and take it away from China and Russia. And that is exactly what we're doing with Venezuela and Iran.

[Tim Pool]

I think the important lesson a lot of people in the more moderate space need to learn. Again, I want to stress this. I'm not advocating for invasion or war conflict. The important thing you need to understand is this. Look at what the Democrats did to Donald Trump, his lawyers, conservative personalities, J6ers, the unrepentant use of illegitimate force against innocent people for the sheer exhortation, exertion of power. Democrats and the. And the woke machine said, we will destroy you because we can. China is worse. In the event the US Falters and we do experience the expansion of a multipolar world, we're going to get a Thucydides trap war. We are not going to just let China's Belt and Road initiative take over. And that's what's been happening. I think Trump's view of this has been, I really do look at the Democratic Party as like the weak, pathetic great grandchildren of the greatest generation or the grandchildren of. They don't know how to maintain a business. It's a third generation failure. Trump comes in and says, you've given away our manufacturing, Our borders are collapsed, our people aren't having babies anymore. What is the point of your endless quagmires in Afghanistan, in Iraq, if we are not sustaining the American people, its tradition, its dreams and its worldview internationally and nationally. Trump now, in my opinion, is also seeking to reinforce American hegemonic power. And I think he's doing it. So far I give him a C plus, C plus in that. I've never been a fan of the US Forcing other countries to do whatever it wants. But if Trump is doing it in a limited fashion with sanctions, and so far what we've seen with Iran and Venezuela, very, very light, what I can only say is, okay, it's better than I've seen in my life. And I pray we don't get destabilization. And at the end of this, I recognize China, Russia and Iran would burn us to the ground if they had the ability to it at any moment.

[Aaron Wexler]

And Tim, you got to risk it for the Biscuit, you know, like we're risking destabilization for the idea that we can remain the world's fucking superpower. Right. That's the point.

[Tate Brown]

I don't think Iran's like an actual formidable threat against American.

[Aaron Wexler]

No, it's. But you're missing. It's not even about politics. It's not about the humanitarian aspect of it, it's about the economics of it. We need the oil, we need the petrodollar. That's all it is. And we need the energy and we need China and Russia to not have access to that energy. Because right now we are a hair away from the petrodollar being decimated.

[Tate Brown]

Right.

[Tim Pool]

I'm just saying the Saudis are like, we're going to sit back and see who wins.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's exactly what they're doing right now. Right.

[Tate Brown]

The Venezuelan calculation, it's okay, yes. You take away 50% of our global adversaries oil supply, you release 20% of the world's oil reserves into the market, it's going to tank the price of Iranian oil, Russian energy, these sorts of things. But then also as a geopolitical calculation, which is Venezuela's in our hemisphere, they're on our back porch taking them out. There's obvious incentives for the United States and a variety of reasons where Iran is. I agree there is interest for the U.S. but the interesting about Iran is it's more dangerous because there's converging interests in Iran. So that's why it's like Venezuela's kind of a no brainer in a lot of ways if you truly like apply the Trump doctrine. But Iran is just a much tougher decision to make. That's why there's a debate around it where Venezuela happens. Everyone's like, yeah, that kind of checks out. Even liberals.

[Aaron Wexler]

Okay. But people on the right, like Megyn Kelly was saying, I don't want my sons to go be drafted for Venezuela. Which is one of the dumbest things she could have possibly said.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, no, I agree.

[Aaron Wexler]

Not everyone's saying that. And also Iran. There is never been a more vulnerable moment to attack Iran. They are. They have fights from within. They're economically crippled because oil is so low right now. All their friends are dead. Thank you, Israel. Okay. And this is the moment to strike them. This is it.

[Tim Pool]

I. I would prefer the Iranian people institute their own government on their own. I think the Iranian government is.

[Aaron Wexler]

Why don't we decide it ourselves? We're America. Why don't we get someone in there? And I'm not saying regime change. I don't want democracy. I don't want democracy for them. Put someone in there who. That. That is pro west, because that's what.

[Tim Pool]

We did in 1979.

[Aaron Wexler]

Jimmy Carter put in an Islamist extremist. And by the way, this is the.

[Tim Pool]

Trauma of our generation, of every failure.

[Aaron Wexler]

But let me just stress being traumatized again. It's like you do not date again because you had a bad relationship before. Like, you got to keep going.

[Tim Pool]

This is why we're cautious.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

But we try to be optimistic. That is, I would prefer the Iranian people take care of it themselves. I prefer sanctions.

[Aaron Wexler]

We're doing the work.

[Tim Pool]

And pressure campaigns.

[Aaron Wexler]

We're doing the work. We're going in there and helping them. But why don't we get to decide that's American supremacy?

[Tim Pool]

Real quick. Blowback. Because we don't want destabilization in the region like we. Like when we tried pushing out the Soviets of the mujahideen. My point is this. If there's no other way to do it, fine. I see your point.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

If we can offer up, through sanctions and assistance in some way, the Iranian people getting their own system of governance. Well, it's not about being nice and being like, we don't want to blow people up, because he certainly blew up a bunch of kids. The point is, how do we get in as smoothly as possible? Yeah. So that it reduces backlash. Blowback. And we get our way.

[Aaron Wexler]

But don't you think right now the people of Iran want Trump to come in and give them a better leader? That's what they're asking for.

[Tim Pool]

I will say this. I don't know about the entirety of the Iranian people, but we certainly Know for a fact there are massive protests and there have been for a long time.

[Aaron Wexler]

I think it'd be way too many cooks in the kitchen. And I think that was one of the major failures of Iraq is that we said, let's give these people democracy when democracy was going to lead to them, you know, electing worse people. Right.

[Tate Brown]

It's like Dune over there. So they're not going to.

[Tim Pool]

Here's the problem. We went into Iraq and Afghanistan and said, let's be here for four generations to create a culture.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

This is what we've done in Japan and South Korea. And it's creepy that South Koreans all basically shave their. The flesh off their faces to look like white people. I say this as a Korean, I.

[Aaron Wexler]

Think it's weird, but it's great skin care and everyone.

[Tim Pool]

And in Japan as well. They're effectively or war for a long time, like a vassal. After we. We conquered them and occupied them after World War II, the. And that's fine. I get it. World War II was a whole thing. Right. And so we go to these countries and it's not. And Korea, of course, was. World War II, was the Cold War. Afghanistan wasn't. Afghanistan was like some Greatest Generation dude's kid being like, I want to go in and do the same thing Dan did. It's like you don't know how to do it. And they didn't. And the idea that we would occupy Afghanistan for three generations to create a functioning society was insane. Okay. It works in countries where you already had functioning societies that were socially and culturally and technologically developed. It doesn't make sense to go into a country of goat herders and then.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Have you seen the video of when the US Tried to teach them how to do jumping jacks?

[Phil Lamonte]

Comedy gold.

[Tim Pool]

Horror. It's not. It's horror.

[Ian Crossland]

Iran.

[Tim Pool]

I'm going to pull this up. I'm going to pull. Some people can watch.

[Ian Crossland]

Iran has the structure to withhold a republic. So if Pahlavi, he's the son of the last king of Iran, they would install him as the. Maybe the first president. And they could write a Republican constitution based on the US Constitution.

[Tate Brown]

They don't like their. Their entire ideological framework is Islamic base. So it'd be really tough to sort.

[Ian Crossland]

Of sell democracy, secular government.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this. This was Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, my God.

[Tim Pool]

So these aren't actually called jumping jacks. They're called something else. But we call them straddle hops. Is that they're called. Look at these guys.

[Aaron Wexler]

Do you think it's because their parents are first cousins.

[Ian Crossland]

Sometimes.

[Tim Pool]

Yes.

[Tate Brown]

That dude is in the body.

[Tim Pool]

This is a fact that is not meant to be derisive. It is an academic fact that there is massive cousin marriage in the Middle east that does lower IQ and increase aggression.

[Aaron Wexler]

Not just the Middle east, it's the UK now. Right. You know about this. That like the. They're crazy. I mean, you're smiling, you have a little.

[Tim Pool]

He's.

[Aaron Wexler]

Tim has the Middle east in his eyes.

[Tim Pool]

It's not the Middle East. I said, well, no, it's the Middle.

[Aaron Wexler]

East in the uk.

[Phil Lamonte]

The Middle east is an idea.

[Aaron Wexler]

When Trump brings the Muslim ban back, it's going to be like London, Montreal, Detroit, you know. Yeah, the Middle East. The actual. The new Middle East.

[Tim Pool]

It's amazing to me that you can go to a human being and be like, you're going to jump and your arms go up and your legs go out and they're like, what?

[Aaron Wexler]

We did this in pre camp.

[Ian Crossland]

You guys are right about Go Herders. Go Herders couldn't handle republic. The Iranians can handle a republic. They're supposed to have a republic.

[Tim Pool]

Iranians are not. Are. They're Persian.

[Aaron Wexler]

Persian, yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And they actually have had a strong republic for. Well, not. It was a strong government and culturally developed for some time. The people there are protesting. This is the important thing people need to understand about Iran. It is not a desert nation of goat herders. It is an advanced mountainous region. Developed, technologically developed. And they've got amazing military capabilities.

[Aaron Wexler]

There's a reason why the Persian community in America is so successful. That's what they're coming from. Oh, yeah.

[Ian Crossland]

That's where the civilization reformed after the flood.

[Tim Pool]

You saw the photos before the Islamic revolution.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, of course.

[Tim Pool]

And it looks amazing.

[Aaron Wexler]

I mean, I know so many people that escaped from that time.

[Tim Pool]

It does piss me off to a great degree that there are parts of the world we can't go. And I mean that the idea of being able to travel, learn and see everything, I think is. It's an important human experience. And I want to go to Antarctica and go beyond the ice wall.

[Tate Brown]

So true.

[Aaron Wexler]

Do you think they're going to have a bucky in Tehran when we liberate them? Do you think that's going to happen? I hope so.

[Tim Pool]

Do not want that. I hate.

[Aaron Wexler]

They'll understand freedom. Oh, they'll understand America.

[Tim Pool]

No, I can't stand. More than anything, I can't stand going to a foreign country and then Starbucks. No. Yeah, Starbucks, Gucci, Hard Rock.

[Phil Lamonte]

Going to a foreign country and going to the McDonald's and everything's prepared properly.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, their McDonald's speak better English than ours.

[Tate Brown]

That's usually for some reason like a.

[Tim Pool]

Bombs dream machine works but that's what.

[Ian Crossland]

That'S what you were saying in venezuela it's about 100 year oil contract through corporations that are homogenizing. It would be the same in Iran, more homogeny for American supremacy. I mean, well, it's annoying but it's better than fucking throwing rocks.

[Tim Pool]

The issue is I'm saying no, I don't want to see Iran turn into a cookie cutter carbon copy of the United States or Times Square. That's not to say that the people of Iran shouldn't have functioning democratic institutions. Republican.

[Aaron Wexler]

I didn't even say democratic. Well, I'm institution.

[Tim Pool]

Agreed.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

They could have a military dictatorship so long as the people's rights are respected.

[Aaron Wexler]

Singapore, it's a benevolent dictatorship, right? There are different kinds of say so.

[Tim Pool]

They say no, I mean like is it really a dictatorship if you're rich, like people live very comfortably there. I, I've been to Singapore and you call it a dictatorship but I was, I was never impeded in any way from anything.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's why it's a benevolent dictatorship. That's, that's just my point which is I'm functioning dictatorship. We're not saying let's go and make these women girl bosses like Afghanistan and give them democracy and give that. Let's just be, let's just not have a radical Islamist who threatens to choke off the Strait of Hormuz for trade and threatens to send oil to Russia and China in one and rubles instead of US dollars, who doesn't support the Houthis.

[Tate Brown]

Can you grant there's like, there's a distinction between the risk level with operations in Venezuela versus Iran?

[Aaron Wexler]

Because I mean why does that matter?

[Tate Brown]

Because when you're talking about like potentially kicking off global conflict, I mean I think it's a relevant question.

[Phil Lamonte]

Do you, do you really think that there's like legitimate. Because I mean like we were talking about earlier, like I don't think that Russia or China would actually do sign do serious support.

[Tate Brown]

It depends on how well the operation goes. And that's the.

[Tim Pool]

How about this?

[Phil Lamonte]

I don'. I don't think Russia can do anything.

[Aaron Wexler]

What's the risk if we don't? Because everyone loves talking about this risk if we do. But what about the risk if we don't? It's no petrodollar. It's our enemies having access to the energy, to the oil. To the oil choke point of the.

[Tim Pool]

World, it's your children Learning Mandarin in.

[Aaron Wexler]

30 years, it's your children learning Mandarin.

[Ian Crossland]

So what's going to happen?

[Tate Brown]

But we've already, we've already like kind of what we've realized over the last year is that a lot of our global adversaries are paper tigers in a lot of ways. And so it doesn't seem like conducive.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's actually against what you just said.

[Tate Brown]

And it should be very easy to know. Well, I'm just saying as far as like we doesn't require immense like geopolitical plays right now.

[Tim Pool]

We can't sustain like we overproduce our military. And there was a post I saw an act where they were like, who was it? Some guy said subsidies for Israel are actually subsidies for the US the military industrial. It was a progressive who said this. It's US funding the military industrial complex through Israel where we can claim it's for foreign aid, but we're actually buying and building bombs. Yeah. How do we do that? How do we stay in our economy through the petrodollar. We don't need to produce widgets and sell them the way it works for everybody else. They have to export more. Like any job you have, you have to make more money than you're spending. Right. Like you American people think about this. Imagine you didn't have to actually have a job because in order for anybody to make money they'd ask your permission first. That's what the American system around the world is. And so why do we have these ships, these bombs, military power, China, Russia, Iran, South Africa, many other nations that are opting to join the BRICS alliance. This was the collapse of American supremacy.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

Now I'm not saying it's a good thing that the US does, you know, blows up kids like Obama was doing or killing Abdul Raman Alaki or anything like that. I do think it will be miserably bad if China becomes the unipolar power. As bad as you think the United States is, it is infinitely better than.

[Ian Crossland]

Every other paper tiger.

[Tate Brown]

Well, I just.

[Ian Crossland]

Great philosophy, it's true. Look at the way Iran's about fall on its own.

[Tate Brown]

Well, yeah, that's the thing.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's also less of a risk than you're claiming.

[Ian Crossland]

Well no, I'm only interrupting you to glow.

[Tim Pool]

You.

[Tate Brown]

My point with Iran is that the risk of it being a quagmire is higher. Not necessarily that we wouldn't be like successful in an operation there, but again the risk of it just being an in and out like Venezuela is much higher again. That's why he led the show with like, I do have faith in Trump and Hex have to make this calculation. But the point of them being a paper tiger is it was like common thought for the longest time that we were heading towards a multipolar world, especially after Afghanistan. I mean, I was saying this, but we're seeing increasing, like, there's indicators coming from China and Russia that things aren't so hot. I mean, obviously Russia, we're not seeing much success from on the battlefield. So my point is, America, I don't think our position as a unipolar power is really being threatened too much. And as long as we can dominate our hemisphere, I think that's like pretty satisfactory.

[Tim Pool]

But it is. I mean, for the past 15 plus years, article after article after article has been written about how China is on pace to dominate the global economy in those places.

[Tate Brown]

And then in the last three years, it's article after article saying, like, I don't even know if they're popular population is what they're saying it is.

[Tim Pool]

And after Covid, right?

[Tate Brown]

And I'm saying, so Covid detrimented, China.

[Tim Pool]

Decimated, which means to remove, right?

[Tate Brown]

And then also with the second Trump admin, he's basically just trying to correct because Biden fumbled. The situation is Biden was inheriting like basically our global adversaries. Fumbling the ball. And Biden also fumbled. Where now Trump comes in, he's mopping up these messes. We're in a very good position right now.

[Tim Pool]

Somebody before going next story. Somebody commented that in 2007, this is. What is it? I'm gonna read your name. Botch Finnick. In 27, Venezuela got sick of US oil companies ripping them off. I hate. Oh yeah, I hate communists. Like third World. There's some. There's some dude, because like, I run a business, right? And I've worked with a bunch of contractors and a bunch of companies, and I've been a manager at other companies. And I tell you, I have met so many communists where it's like, I just deserve your stuff. And I'm like, dude, okay, you're allowed to have your stuff. If I say to you, hey, brother, do this thing for me in an exchange, I'll give you X, I'll give you money. No, no. They say, okay. Then they do the job and go, I deserve more than this. I say, yo, we had an agreement. If you don't like the agreement, you can leave.

[Ian Crossland]

But sometimes you come to town with more stuff and they're like, hey, where'd.

[Tim Pool]

You get all this stuff?

[Ian Crossland]

You're like, my dad gave it to me. So he came here and killed your dad? And they're like, I want my land back, bro. Give me my dad's stuff. And that's when 100 years ago, the British came in and started taking their oil.

[Aaron Wexler]

Do you think those communists ever give land acknowledgments to the US and the oil?

[Tim Pool]

The point is, we built the infrastructure. We cut a deal. They could have said no. Then they go, we deserve everything you did. All your work is now ours. You ripped us off. I say no to that. I say no to that, bro. I don't know what my dad did. Okay? I'm me. I'm me here now. Don't take my stuff.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, not to mention Venezuela is literally, like. Well, up until recently, they were literally making claims on Guyanese territory because again, they found, right. They found oil reserves off of their coast. So it's like Venezuela is not even surprised. The left. Hypocritical, I know, but it's like they're not even honoring sort of their gripe with the US they're doing the same thing to Guyana because they're a minnow. And then let's.

[Tim Pool]

Let's jump to this next story. We have it from the Hindustan Times of all.

[Aaron Wexler]

They're always up there.

[Tim Pool]

Verizon under cyber attack. Company addresses outage amid hack speculations. IPhones on SOS we have an update from Verizon Mashable saying they've broken their silence in response to a frustrated customer. A Verizon support account seemed to suggest that customers could be entitled to a discount. Really?

[Aaron Wexler]

I don't want a discount.

[Tim Pool]

They provided Mashable the statement about the ongoing outage. Verizon engineering teams are continuing to address today's service interruptions. Our teams remain fully deployed and our focus on the issue. We understand the impact this has on your day and remain committed. So I think we have this down detector showing it wasn't just Verizon initially, though many reports said it was only Verizon that was down. T mobile, AT&T other cell network said, our networks are fine. It's just Verizon. I'm not sure if we have. I thought I had the image pulled up. Apparently it keeps disappearing every time I do pull it up, but I'll pull that up in a second. The concern here with the Verizon outage was that some thought it may be retaliation from Iran.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, I thought so.

[Tim Pool]

Taking down a cell network and they took out basically the whole country's Verizon network. Doesn't just cut off communications, it stops deliveries. It's like everything. It stops office workers from scheduling meetings.

[Aaron Wexler]

It also just shows us they can.

[Tim Pool]

Indeed.

[Aaron Wexler]

I think that's also the point, which.

[Ian Crossland]

Is also a tell. I was thinking Art of War would say don't take out everything you can at first. Like, don't show them your full potential. It looks like they hit us as hard as they could, and that was what is going to happen when we put Starlink Elon over Iran. And then they. They shut off Starlink. And then this is retaliation for us trying to bug their system with Starlink. Sorry, guys. Global satellite uni, mind incoming. Prep your palantir. Are you ready to be seen from above by satellites?

[Tim Pool]

Because this is.

[Aaron Wexler]

Does anyone know what's happening?

[Tim Pool]

This is the down detector map showing the Verizon outage. And if you look closely, you'll notice it's every major urban population center. So you notice the areas where there's no outages. It's because there's no people there. I'm half kidding. There are some people there.

[Aaron Wexler]

There's Chinese farmland next to her.

[Tim Pool]

More than. More than half of our population is on East Coast. These are all the dense urban areas, even near the water. And then you have la. You've got Central California. And then, of course, you've got the Pacific Northwest.

[Tate Brown]

Salt Lake City got spared. What are the Mormons now? Infrastructure.

[Tim Pool]

Iran was incapable of targeting the Mormons because they are. They are the correct religion.

[Aaron Wexler]

The Amish. Undefeated.

[Tate Brown]

It's true.

[Aaron Wexler]

The Amish have no idea.

[Tim Pool]

You know, there's theories that the future of America in like, 30 years will be all Amish.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, it's demographic. They have like 80 babies by 20. 100. 20% of Pennsylvania will be Amish at current numbers. And then obviously, a lot of people are gonna leave the state. And Amish don't really leave. So it's gonna be like. And literally by the end of this century, you're gonna have Democrat and Republican politicians courting the Amish vote. It's gonna be hilarious.

[Tim Pool]

Yep.

[Tate Brown]

Same thing in. Same thing in New York. In New York City is. Brooklyn is projected to be as red as Alabama again by the end of the century because of Hasidic birth rates.

[Phil Lamonte]

Did someone. In response to what happened in Venezuela.

[Ian Crossland]

No to Iran. When they put Starlink over Iran and then Iran tried to, like, block it. They blocked like 80 or all that.

[Phil Lamonte]

You're not saying that this outage.

[Tim Pool]

And then I thought this No, I was saying this suggestion online is that Iran launched a cyber attack against our.

[Ian Crossland]

Critical infrastructure and deep state. It might be more than just Iran, like Russia, China, Iran working.

[Phil Lamonte]

This is, if this is the best they can do is, is basically annoy people that have a Ryzen.

[Tim Pool]

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not just annoying people with Verizon. This is Verizon business network, which is the Internet that we had used at the castle, which is extremely expensive. So this is a business guy who's going to do a multimillion dollar infrastructure deals, phones not working. This people grossly underestimate the power of shutting down communications because we base almost our entire economy on Internet exchange. So when you shut down the Internet, you are disabling the country's economy. If even by a few percentage points, can cost trillions over the year or over the years. Billion, hundreds of billions. And if we are in a race against China and they're trying to manufacture weapons, you want to disable their economy. If you're trying to be the unipolar power, slowing them, slowing the US down by even a fraction of a percent can get you over the finish line.

[Phil Lamonte]

I think my point is that compared to what happened in Venezuela with the United States and Venezuela, this really is small time. I know.

[Tim Pool]

How many people died.

[Phil Lamonte]

Pardon me?

[Tim Pool]

How many people died in Venezuela? No, in the United States today?

[Phil Lamonte]

Oh, I don't know.

[Tim Pool]

Because their phones didn't work and they couldn't call 911. No, I probably a lot of people.

[Phil Lamonte]

It still doesn't, it still doesn't rise to even close to the level.

[Tim Pool]

Obviously we can nuke Iran and turn the glass at any moment. The point is these attacks are serious and kill people. Like, I hear it all the time since the inception of these cyber attacks. People would be like, well, you know, my phone doesn't work. And I'm like, yes, but you have to understand, the murder rate collapsed in 2007, 2008, because people, not because people decide to stop killing each other, but because people had ubiquitous phone access. This is when phones went. Went crazy. So you can see the curve. Actually.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah, I'm not trying to say that, but.

[Tim Pool]

But I get what you're saying, that they're not as strong as us. But my point is if we go to war, Americans will die. That's the point. We can nuke everybody right now. Like, everybody gets it. We can turn Iran to a sheet of glass and we can say we can wipe out 60 million people like that. The point is, I'm saying if this was a cyber attack. This is small fries compared to what industrial control system hacks could really do. But you're still going to see, just by disabling the cell phones of people for a half an hour, you could get thousands of dead.

[Ian Crossland]

My first thought was they hit us with everything they could. But then I was like, but they shouldn't. If you follow the art of war, you don't want to play your full hand. You want to put them off balance with an attack. They do it with targeted strikes, too. A lot of times they'll hit them and then time will go by. Then when the people come out to figure out what happened, they hit them again, and that's when you do the real damage. So, but foolishly, I believe they just hit us with everything they could because they're desperate and Khomeini's on his way out.

[Tim Pool]

This is not everything they could have done on this. So there was, in Trump's first term.

[Ian Crossland]

It was the biggest hack they could do. That's what I mean to say.

[Tim Pool]

Absolutely not. In Trump's. Are you joking?

[Ian Crossland]

In the amount of time they had. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

No, no, I'm not joking there. There is the. That was just my Mexican standoff oday theory. So a zero day, for those that are not familiar, is a. Is an exploit that has spent zero days in the public knowledge or the public database. It's called a zero day exploit, for which there are probably millions. And I got news for you guys. If you discover a zero day exploit in critical infrastructure, you could sell it for tens of millions of dollars. So there are people there. So let's start here. Penetration testers. These are guys that will call up a bank and say, I am going to intentionally trying to break into your system and tell you how I did it. You pay me ten grand. They say do it because they want to know how you did so they can try and patch these holes. I guarantee you, if this was a cyber attack, this is them firing a shot across the bow. In Trump's first term, he was launching an airstrike on Iran, on the coastline, and abruptly the fighters turned around and left. And Trump said it was because he did not think the, the amount of dead that would come from this attack was an appropriate retaliation. It was too much. He didn't want to kill that many people. However, at the same time as the attack was going out, an oil refinery in Philadelphia exploded, burst into flames. There is no reason to believe, no evidence to suggest these are related events. However, there has been speculation and rumors. Some people Think it's a possibility that when Trump announced he was launching an airstrike, Iran pressed the button and blew up an industrial control center, a petroleum refinery. Then they said Mr. President, this was just one ICS attack. If you carry this out and we go to full scale war, you could see water pumps, chemical reclamation, all of these things going up. The critical infrastructure for our industrial control systems in this country famously even up to 10 years ago was from the 70s. In fact I watched this really amazing video. There's a guy who sells floppy disks still to this day. And it's because our industrial control systems still use floppy disks for updates. I kid you not the ability, the advancement in cyber offense is so advanced compared to where we were when we were using floppy disks.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah. The real danger around the bend is quantum is breaking quantum cryptography once the.

[Tim Pool]

Well this is nothing we're talking about. So I'm going to ignore what you're saying.

[Ian Crossland]

I apologize but I'm going into systems. That was an absurd quantum cryptography. We're not talking about breaking no system.

[Tim Pool]

We're talking about a guy launching a drone with a pre programmed package on broadcast. And when it gets within 40 miles of a U.S. nuclear reactor, it blows the thing up. And I went to DEFCON and black hat 13 years ago, this is 12 years, no, 13 years ago maybe 12 and a half years ago and met the guy saying here's how I can blow up an oil refinery from 80 miles away. You launch a drone, it flies 40 miles an hour. It's gonna fly, it's gonna fly 40 miles. You launch it from the halfway point, you driveway at the same time once the drone gets within broadcast range which could be up to 10 miles, the, the, the old 1978 computer system gets hacked. And then what they can do is the demonstration they showed us was they can force two there's an intake and, and there's an intake and an exhaust. They can force both to pump water straight in the same direction making pipes explode, causing react reactor meltdowns and things like that.

[Ian Crossland]

Do you think that the world basically just like we all have nuclear deterrence, a lot of us that we have infrastructure deterrent as well. Like we all each other's infrastructures by the nuts.

[Tim Pool]

We have what's what's called the Mexican standoff zero day theory or the zero day mutually assured destruction hypothesis. That is every major power on the planet has already infected each other's critical infrastructure with zero via zero day exploits to destroy at a moment's notice. And so everybody's Got their finger over the button, you'd think it was nuclear weapons. That was the Cold War. Now, since we've put all of our industrial controls onto these computer systems, hackers from every country have been doing everything in their power to infect them so that if we go to war with Russia, China or Iran, they press a button and then explosions happen all across our country. Our nuclear weapons are horribly not maintained. Are not maintained. There's been numerous reports on this internally and in the public that we don't even know where some of the tools are to pop these suckers open. And there's the fear that the systems in place to secure and control them have already been hacked. So I tell you this. If you think nuclear weapons are the most powerful technology we have right now for war, man, I got a bridge to sell you because that's technology from 70 years ago, almost 80 years ago.

[Ian Crossland]

I was thinking earlier too, and I'm thinking it again now, that when Khome, if he truly left the country earlier and they averted that, it's like, no country on Earth wants hot conflict with the U.S. they're like, please don't start World War 3. You're the only country on Earth that has the capability of doing it and probably ending it really fast. If you want, please don't.

[Tate Brown]

And I will say something interesting with the Hindustan Times. Here is all the events going on in the world, right? You have the, you know, Iran situation, Venezuela, you know, unrest in the US And Minneapolis. The top two stories they've gone with on their ticker are both cricket related. What is going on in India?

[Tim Pool]

Cricket based. Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

Fascinating.

[Tim Pool]

We've got, we've got breaking news right now and an update on the, on the story with us from Bill Mulligan. This is happening right now, he says, I'm told by four law enforcement sources there has been another ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis tonight. I'm told ICE was making contact with the target who then allegedly assaulted an officer with a shovel or swung a shovel. Shots were fired and the suspect ran back in the house. No info yet and if anything was actually shot, just that shots were fired. So if something was hit. Very preliminary. More info as we are getting it. We will have an update for you as we go through this. But I do want to jump to the story which is massive from CBS News. The ICE agent who shot Renee Goode suffered internal bleeding. We are now looking at CBS with two US Officials and DHS confirming that it's three independent sources confirming the ICE agent in question suffered internal Bleeding to the torso following the incident, which confirms he was struck by the vehicle. Now let's throw it to our good friend over here, Adam Cochran. He says BS Internal bleeding against a non pinned moving armored individual would require the blunt hood of a car going at least 35 miles an hour. Renee was running a Honda Pilot. It averages 3.5 to 4.4.0 meters per second squared in a 0 to 60 run at 2ft away from the officer. Okay, I'm not reading all this.

[Ian Crossland]

Okay, but he's probably doing math. Assuming she didn't slam the gas, an.

[Tim Pool]

Abdominal wall hematoma, tearing his muscle while moving because he is old enough shape is possible. But if he disagrees, then he is more than welcome to wave HIPAA and release the medical report. But the math doesn't lie. No, he doesn't need to. Because simultaneously, the funny thing about this is that people are just saying. So you're saying he got a bruise? And my response is, so you're admitting he got hit?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, literally. Like, yeah. You know you're cooked when you're like crunching numbers to like disprove a video. Like it's over for you.

[Phil Lamonte]

It doesn't matter. What doesn't matter? Any information that comes out. All of the narratives have been, have been consumed. And the people that believe that he was in the wrong believe that he's in the wrong. The people that believe that he's in the right believe that he's in the right.

[Ian Crossland]

FOX are fluctuating, right?

[Tim Pool]

Fox 9 breaking news. An individual was shot in the leg. So the story is currently developing and we'll follow this one. But there you have it, guys. The ice agent was hit by the car. I mean, we all knew it. And you know what really irks me is that earlier today GROK on X was a trend. And it said Minnesota based poet who was killed. And I was like, are you kidding me? So I took the story and I went into Grok and I pasted it to see how it respond to its, to its own trending thing. And it told me on GROK that Jonathan Ross was not struck by the vehicle. And that analysis by cnn, the New York Times proved that he had stepped out of the way of the vehicle and was clear of harm. And so then when this story broke, I said, here you go. Why is it? Oh, and the funny thing about it, I asked Grok, I was like, what do you mean there's video of him getting hit? And it said, according to Tim Pool, there is. I'm not kidding. It literally said that and it was like. Based on commentary from Tim Pool, many people are claiming he was struck though. Cnn, the New York Times.

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[Tim Pool]

With cross reference analysis show that he was not. And I'm just like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard. And now how stupid must you feel? Grok, you dumb mother.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

I love also how they use the photos of the woman from before her. Like lesbian pronouns turn right. When she was in a heterosexual relationship and she's like, then she looks normal and not from like the pixie haircut was crazy. Yeah. Glowed down for sure. But do you guys see the story of the la. I don't know if this is totally accurate, but it said it was the last white woman who was shot in Minneapolis. Did you see this? This woman, Justine Damon, I think is how you pronounce her name. But this woman in 2017 called the cops in Minneapolis because she heard something going on outside. The cops showed up, they shot her. A white woman. The officer was Somali. Oh, okay.

[Tim Pool]

Wow.

[Aaron Wexler]

He was sentenced to prison. His sentence was overturned by the state Supreme Court and now he's the headmaster of the Quality Learning Center. No, not that part, but. But no, he was. He was released.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

Because imagine if it were reversed. By the way, obviously, if Renee were black, the city would be on fire right now. But black people are not going to be protesting a white woman named Renee being shot. So that's why things are not right now.

[Phil Lamonte]

Right.

[Tate Brown]

Especially it's just like a little too much. Yeah, yeah.

[Ian Crossland]

You know, Holy Christian.

[Aaron Wexler]

You know, the singer and lesbian. Yes. The only way this story could be like really full circle is if it had been a Subaru and not A Honda Pilot.

[Tate Brown]

So true. She had, like, a wallet or something, too. Like, you know, the resist libs are cooked, though. Like, they're literally turning into mathletes. Like, that's all they have left. That's all they got left is they're just, you know, whipping out the. The calculator, the abacus. Like, it's over for them.

[Ian Crossland]

The second video was pretty apparent that he got jacked. Either he jumped back.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. And what's, like, the. Okay, let's just say, hypothetically, he didn't get hit. She still drove a car. Like, what kind of. What is going on?

[Phil Lamonte]

That's the thing. When you start getting into the granular details, it's. It doesn't matter. Like, all of the stuff that people say, it's like, you angry cops had a great breakdown of it. The guy was in front of her car, and she accelerated in his direction. Right. Like, that's all that it takes. He felt like she was gonna hit him, and that's all that it takes.

[Tate Brown]

That's.

[Phil Lamonte]

That's why I didn't believe that he was gonna get indicted. I still don't think that he's actually gonna get indicted. And from what I'm hearing, it looks like he's not.

[Tate Brown]

That's what they got that guy in Charlottesville booked. Is he accelerated and then, like, a woman had, like, a heart attack.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

And they said, well, that was caused by the car. Yeah, yeah, I know.

[Tim Pool]

But they were. They were attacking his vehicle and stuff.

[Tate Brown]

So it's like, you know, that's the precedent. Like, you can't. So it's like, what. Like, what are we doing here?

[Aaron Wexler]

But all of this is a distraction tactic. That's all it is. Because this is all in response to the videos from Nick Shirley and the fraud. And what that exposed is the Democrats need massive fraud networks to buy votes to win elections. That's actually what this is about. And now they have their useful idiots, the same people that defend Islam and defend all these other crazy ideas, and they're protesting. I mean, how many. I wonder, from these crowds, do we know how many, like, minorities are actually out there? Is it just, like, very, like, white people with pronouns?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, Right.

[Ian Crossland]

Serge has a rule that if you are, I guess you call it a law, that where there's corruption, there's more corruption of that kind? Yeah, he's from South Africa. He was telling me before the show, and he's like, bro. So I call it Serge's Law. Where there's corruption, there will be more corruption. And someone on the show brought up in California. They're uncovering now a corruption network, too. I don't. Do you remember the name of that one Sergeant, from the pre show? Sorry, I don't have that pulled up.

[Phil Lamonte]

No.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, but it's not like you're saying it's a big network of people.

[Aaron Wexler]

Well, that's exactly the point. So, like, what Nick Shirley did was he showed the daycare centers. Do you guys know about the Medicaid fraud?

[Tate Brown]

Right.

[Aaron Wexler]

That they're also doing where they're reporting that their children are autistic. So they could get like fifteen hundred dollars a month in government subsidies. And they say that their child has to go to a community doctor that understands their culture. They have to go to a community center, not just the daycare centers. And the only reason why I don't fully blame our government for catching the sooner is because I think they saw this and thought, oh, when you marry your sibling and your cousin, like, yeah, your kid's going to be, like, retarded. But that's actually different than being autistic. And, you know, the money that they were getting from this Medicaid fraud, they were actually getting cash for a lot of it. And they were putting actual cash on two planes to Somalia.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

To go directly to Al Shabaab.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

So congratulations.

[Tate Brown]

If they're autistic, like, if they were autistic, we wouldn't need. They just give them like a phone book or something and they would just light up like. That's clearly not what's happening. These people, they're really dumb. That's why they, like, they drive around in dinghies. Yeah, yeah, they're driving around in dinghies, like, attacking, like, cargo shit like these people.

[Aaron Wexler]

When was the last time you had a math genius come out of the Somali community? I don't think they're autistic. I don't think they have chess players.

[Tate Brown]

I think, yeah, if they're autistic, it'd be like they'd be the frog.

[Aaron Wexler]

Productive members of society.

[Tate Brown]

Frog would have never gotten exposed. They'd have that down pat, 100%. WWE be touring in Minneapolis. Like, it's. What's going on.

[Phil Lamonte]

I mean, we mentioned this the other day. The fact that the culture that they come from is. Is there's a lot of corruption generally. I was saying about a guy in Maine, there was a.

[Tate Brown]

Yes.

[Phil Lamonte]

He was like, oh, you know, look, we've. We voted for you. The Somali community voted for you. Now you have to protect us. And it. Because they were, you know, they were Gaming the system. And he's, he came out and said it because to, to people that come from that culture, it's normal.

[Tim Pool]

Yes, right.

[Phil Lamonte]

Like, it is totally normal to be like, we voted for you, so you have to step in between the law and us and protect us. And that when you have that kind of culture, like, you don't just transfer into another place in the magic soil, just makes you into a, you know, a, you know, Jeffersonian Democrat.

[Tate Brown]

Well, that's, that's why like, across the third world, like the hustle grindset culture really took root, is because in these cultures they have like a get mine mentality where it's like the laws are just like an impediment in the way of, like, me getting rich. And so that's why these things just click for these, for these people. Because, yeah, they don't care if it's on the books or off the books. They just got to get rich at all, at all costs. When they see like a private jet fly over, that, like, bothers them fundamentally. And the west, we're just kind of content with the middle class.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, but I mean, part of the.

[Phil Lamonte]

Problem is the fact that like, you'd think that the elected officials would say, no, we don't do that. But it seems like the Democrats nationwide have been doing all they can to not just cover for them, but be.

[Tim Pool]

A part of the corruption.

[Tate Brown]

Well, it's like an ethnic remittance program. And that's fundamentally the Democrat Party is turning into, as time goes on. That's why Zoron is the way he is, is because he's just simply trying to get revenge against white America, fundamentally. And the best way to do that is like, through defrauding our like, welfare systems which were set up, you know, somewhat benevolently. And then now that's the case all across the West. It's like you can't bring a culture that's not Western into the west and expect them to understand why our welfare system exists.

[Phil Lamonte]

That's, that's the, that's, that's a, that's a great point. Like, you can't bring a culture that is not Western into the west and expect them to be the West. If you bring, you see it on, on X all the time. If you bring the third, you know, the third World in, you become the Third World.

[Tate Brown]

Westerners, like, fundamentally view welfare as like an embarrassing thing. Like, John Doyle made this point, it's a really good point, is he was talking about his neighbor's like, house burnt down or something, and everyone in the neighborhood was, like, offering help, and he was like, no, no, I want to do this myself. I don't want to get handouts, that sort of thing. That's like a very Western, specifically American mindset where people come from the third World and it's like, oh, free money. Sick. Like, they don't have that sense of. There's not a sense of shame for receiving handouts.

[Aaron Wexler]

I was gonna say, actually, like, right next to Somalia is Somaliland, and these, like, these couldn't be more different as two countries that are right next to each other. And kind of to the point we were talking about earlier with Iran and. Versus Iraq and Afghanistan. Like, you don't need a democracy to be a functioning country, actually, which is like. And I'm very pro democracy, pro America, but not other. Not all cultures can have that, or at least the way they're set up right now, like, they're not ready for democracy. But Somaliland is a great example where they had a centralized, unified tribe, basically, and that's why they're flourishing. And they're also about, like, pro west and, like, pro Israel. And Bibi just like to piss off a bunch of people, just acknowledge Somaliland, and Somaliland's like, the people are, like, running around the streets celebrating it. And you have Somalia with, you know, retards claiming to be genius autists, basically.

[Tate Brown]

Well, in Somaliland was administered by the British, too. And the British, like, were really good at setting up centralized government structures in their. The only reason that, like, a lot of these African countries haven't just collapsed, it is because the British were so effective at centralizing power. The rest of Somalia, no offense, is administered by the Italians. I think we all know what that means.

[Ian Crossland]

Inbreeding's horrible, man.

[Tim Pool]

Good food.

[Tate Brown]

It's true. If you don't agree.

[Ian Crossland]

Like, if a culture doesn't have the education. I think maybe people take it for granted that if other people. The level of ignorance other humans are operating at, like, if they don't know, they don't. They'll just. It's almost like you want to go.

[Phil Lamonte]

In and help them.

[Ian Crossland]

Like, people would throw their garbage in the same river they would drink out of, you know, I mean, in Peru right now. I was down there.

[Tim Pool]

Have you been to India, Ian?

[Ian Crossland]

I've heard stories.

[Aaron Wexler]

I've heard India. Who was it saying India is doing better than the US Right now?

[Phil Lamonte]

Are you saying someone damage.

[Tim Pool]

I've heard stories of India where the bathrooms are so disgusting at. In the. Like, the public restrooms. People will just go outside, like, you walk inside and you're like. So you go outside and just go on the ground.

[Phil Lamonte]

I heard that exact story this morning.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, yeah.

[Tate Brown]

And then people will be like, well, you know, New York city in the 1800s, like people would throw their trash out of windows or something. In London, I'm like, yeah, 200 years ago. So are you like, admitting that your society is 200 years behind? Like, that's a self own. When you say that.

[Tim Pool]

It's just.

[Tate Brown]

Well, guys, our ideological opponents are.

[Tim Pool]

We got. We got crazy news. World War III may be upon us. We have breaking news coming out of Greenland. German troops touched down in Greenland in a matter of hours as Danish leader says country is still stuck in a fundamental disagreement with the US over the island after Frank meeting. We're now getting reports that French troops may be heading to Greenland to protect.

[Aaron Wexler]

French.

[Tim Pool]

That's right. Well, do you know, famously, in the past hundred years, great at modern war.

[Tate Brown]

Do you know how many troops Germany sent?

[Tim Pool]

Is it three?

[Tate Brown]

Eighteen.

[Aaron Wexler]

Eighteen.

[Tim Pool]

Hang on.

[Tate Brown]

The Norwegian sent two.

[Mike Lindell Advertiser]

Whoa.

[Tim Pool]

I'm actually more worried about those guys.

[Ian Crossland]

Guys.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Is Dolph Lundgren Norwegian?

[Tate Brown]

I don't. Magnus Carlson. You can do some like, sick chess players. So you think Norway was like, should we send 10,000? Like, I got two.

[Tim Pool]

No, he's Swedish. Close enough.

[Phil Lamonte]

The Germans are. The Germans are going to keep the French that are going in line.

[Tate Brown]

Can you just imagine being headset right now? Like, we're ready to go in. We have our military just waiting at the gates to take Greenland and they see 18 Germans. Oh, it's over.

[Phil Lamonte]

It's over.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah.

[Phil Lamonte]

I strongly don't.

[Tate Brown]

They're all speaking Turkish.

[Aaron Wexler]

We can probably get a girls field hockey team in like high school to go and take these guys down.

[Phil Lamonte]

I have a feeling they're just gonna pay them.

[Tim Pool]

They're just gonna be like, yeah, supposedly it's gonna be like 700 billion. Yeah. TRUMP was like, we'll give you whatever you want.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And apparently the. The Greenlandics. Is that. Is that what we call them?

[Aaron Wexler]

Greenlanders.

[Tate Brown]

Eskimos.

[Aaron Wexler]

Doesn't the Greenlanders sound like a sports team? The Greenlanders.

[Tim Pool]

Green. The. The green people. They're. They're, they're. They're down.

[Ian Crossland]

I mean, imagine the US Is so good. Welcome, you guys. We're gonna vacation. It's gonna be ultimate, bro.

[Tim Pool]

I bet it's great.

[Ian Crossland]

Ultimate Muddy.

[Tate Brown]

Well, and like the Greenlanders. The Greenlanders all. What's gonna happen is we're just gonna send in Texans to, like, industrialize the place. It's gonna be a red territory if it becomes the state of red state Reddit, because there's not very many Greenlanders.

[Tim Pool]

Look at Nook in the summer. Look at this photo.

[Tate Brown]

It's Nook right now, but we're gonna rename it to Tool. We're gonna go back to the Viking.

[Tim Pool]

Is that what it was called?

[Tate Brown]

It was called Gothab for a long time. That was the Danish name. And this is the problem with Greenland. This is why I think people should pump the brakes a little bit, is because we're like, look at that dude, exploiting, like, leftist language against Denmark. So it's like, no, we're actually going to return Nook to. Got that.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this. We get the puffins.

[Ian Crossland]

I think it makes sense because Denmark's going to make money and be really out ahead in the global market.

[Phil Lamonte]

You know, we're not paying Denmark, we're going to pay the Greenland.

[Tim Pool]

In July. The high is 52 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Tate Brown]

And.

[Ian Crossland]

And so, though. And now the territory can be properly defended if a conflict does break out. That was a severe liability for the Northern hemisphere, especially in the Atlantic. So, yeah, I think a lot of people can win out of. It's a wonderful country. And I'm talking about the United States. Greenland is. Looks freaking phenomenal.

[Tate Brown]

The Danish, the Danish, they were like. Now what they're saying is, like, it's perfectly definite. You're talking about literally, like six months ago, they had a whole thing at the EU where they were like, the Chinese could take this whenever they want.

[Tim Pool]

Look at, look at this. Look at this word.

[Tate Brown]

The magma dalen. Is that a slur?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

And people make fun of English.

[Tim Pool]

I don't know. The funny thing is, the reason why this story is important is that it. It shows how the left is batting a thousand at being retarded. So, look, I'm not trying to drag literally every liberal, but when you are always against Trump, even when it makes perfect sense, Trump didn't say, we're to go massacre the Greenlandic people and take over there. He's like, we're going to give a bunch of money and welcome them to America. And they're like, no, that's a bad thing. Thing. And I'm like, what is the argument against negotiating for a territory to join the United States? Honest. Like, what's the honest argument against this? There is not one.

[Ian Crossland]

The Louisiana Purchase. Thomas Jefferson did, and he did it without congressional authority. And it was probably the greatest move of any president in the last. Ever.

[Tate Brown]

And it was also really controversial at the Time. Like, a lot of people were like.

[Ian Crossland]

People were fucking pissed. They were like, you did this without authority.

[Tate Brown]

Like, stupid land. We can't use. Like, thanks a lot, dude.

[Aaron Wexler]

I do just want to point out that a lot of the, like, dumb meme accounts will say, oh, I don't think we should get involved in Iran. Right? But, like, like, they're the ones playing Free Bird saying, like, yeah, let's take over Greenland and make it the 51st state. So, like, I think people are being really inconsistent about this. I think this is a great idea, as is getting the oil.

[Tate Brown]

Buying Greenland's the same as invading Iran. It's that easy to buy Iran. Maybe we should try that.

[Tim Pool]

Just imagine going to the. To Greenland and being like, how would you like your very own Hard Rock.

[Aaron Wexler]

Hotel and Casino in the shape of a guitar?

[Tate Brown]

Blackjack a bunch of Eskimos with their hoods on.

[Tim Pool]

Eskimos? They're not Eskimos. They're from Greenland. They're Greenlandic.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's cold, but it's not that cold.

[Tate Brown]

They're actually Inuit.

[Ian Crossland]

I want to know what's under the ice.

[Tate Brown]

That's the, like, actual term for Greenland. Yes. The Eskimos live there. Eskimo is like the old. They're called Inuit. Yeah, it's like. It's like.

[Aaron Wexler]

It is the Inuit there. Huh?

[Tate Brown]

It's 10 to 20% Danish and the rest of the population is Inuit.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah. I remember when Don Jr. Went with, I think it's 10%, and all the people looked very indigenous.

[Tim Pool]

I was only 25%. Right. It's the Greenlandic Inuit. So there is a distinction.

[Tate Brown]

There is. Well, because. Yeah, we have our own Inuit in Alaska. And they cry, where is the.

[Tim Pool]

I'm really offended by WOKE because they renamed Barrow to Utqiakvik. Oh, it's terrible.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

And the way I went to Utqiagvik a couple years ago, and it was beautiful. It's an amazing place, but everything says Borrow and everyone calls it Baro. And the reason why it's called Utgiagvik is that they had a. They had a vote, and only like, a couple dozen people showed up. And they were progressives and they said, let's rename it its native name.

[Aaron Wexler]

Every freaking election.

[Tim Pool]

Yep.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's the crazies that show up. Right.

[Tim Pool]

That's how long Donnie won, but the regular people. So I get off the plane and there's very few people who live there. I think it's like. Well, like a thousand or two thousand. So we land. I got off the plane and sure Enough. There's like seven people on the plane who recognize me. And as I'm waiting for my luggage with security, they were like, what are you doing here? This is crazy. And I was like vacationing, like when you want to go to the northernmost city? And then I was like, I was. I was like, how come it's not called Barrel anymore? And they all go, it's called Peril. Nobody. Nobody wants to call ukia.

[Mike Lindell Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

It's like a wife. What is going on?

[Phil Lamonte]

It's not Denali. Right. It's the. It's Mount McKinley.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, McKinley. Oh, yeah. They. That's insane. What. Obama did that?

[Phil Lamonte]

I think so.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah.

[Tate Brown]

And that's the same thing that happened in Greenland. If you ask any, like, old Danas that used to be.

[Phil Lamonte]

Got that he's a big suv.

[Tim Pool]

I'm done. I'm a neocon now. I want everything to be named after whatever we decide it's named after. No more taking away our stuff. It pushed me too far.

[Tate Brown]

The decolonization names are.

[Tim Pool]

You tap my phone?

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

No, they're upping it, right? I get more money now.

[Ian Crossland]

Like, Democratic Republicanism is top tier, but corporatocracy sucks.

[Tim Pool]

I always, I always explain to people that, that the idea that people are paid to say things is or are hired to say things is not true. There are influence campaigns, but typically what actually, what actually happens is in the pre influencer era, this was really funny. A media company would just. Ian and Aaron are interviewing for a job and they would say, you want to be a reporter for my company? Ian, what do you think about Israel?

[Ian Crossland]

It's nice.

[Tim Pool]

Right on. Do you think we should provide them assistance and help them out like, oh.

[Ian Crossland]

You know my take on Israel? I would have lost a job already if I did that. I think it's an important piece of the geopolitical puzzle and America's invested a lot in it so far.

[Tate Brown]

Amazing.

[Tim Pool]

You know, so take. We'll take your number and we will get back to you. Thanks for coming in. Aaron, what do you think about Israel?

[Aaron Wexler]

Love it.

[Tim Pool]

You're hired. That's. That's how it works.

[Tate Brown]

Really.

[Tim Pool]

They don't go because of the boobs.

[Aaron Wexler]

It wasn't.

[Tim Pool]

These companies wouldn't be like, when you work here, we're going to pay you to say good things about Israel. They would just look at two candidates and say, what do you think about Israel? And they'd be like, well, you know, I don't really care that much. The other person goes, I love it. And they'll go, when can you start? So you don't need to pay someone to say something they want to say.

[Aaron Wexler]

I agree with that in general, which.

[Tim Pool]

Is what I know in the influencer era now they're paying people to say stuff.

[Aaron Wexler]

They're paying people. But I think it's more than that. Like, so I'll use Megyn Kelly as an example where I think a lot of people will look at her and say, well she's not saying this because of any bad incentive because she already has enough money. Same with Tucker. They all these people at Candace, they all have enough money that they don't have to say anything for the money. But what people discount is that these people want something more than money. They want attention.

[Tim Pool]

But that's still not true.

[Aaron Wexler]

Say what's popular. I think that's exactly what it is.

[Tim Pool]

It's the. So money is a component of a lot of the motivations we see for a lot of people. But the idea that these particular individuals, I would, I would argue Candace is more interested in money. Megyn Kelly I think is scared of losing what she has. And I don't know what Tucker is, is, is doing. Tucker, I view largely as. There's a few things he said where I'm like when he said he didn't know who Tommy Robinson was, I was like what? Of course you do. But you're allowed to have bad opinions. Megyn Kelly claiming that it's good that Candace Owens alleged that Erica Kirk killed or was a knowledge, knowledgeable of Charlie Kirk's assassination or the US military was involved or that Erica Kirk is actually a machine built by Jews or whatever.

[Aaron Wexler]

Charlie.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Why would Megyn Kelly say it's a good thing? But here's the point. At the amount of money that Candace Owens makes and her husband's net worth, you still don't own like a 185 foot yacht. You don't. And maintaining it's very, very difficult. So if you want one of these Zuckerberg mega yachts, you are not going to get there for some time. And there, there, there's always questions about the kind of people that seek money to this degree. They have a hunger inside and for whatever reason they have it. They fear that if they, if they don't keep making money, they are going to be destitute or something to that effect. They're scared of losing.

[Aaron Wexler]

That could be right. And us trying to guess what someone's actual motivations are internally, like they may not even understand, like that's fine. But I think I've seen people in the space for like, I'm one of these influencers that gets asked to go on the news. Right. And I don't do it all the time because I don't want to spend my time doing that. But I see people who do it because they clearly need the validation. They want to say that they're on the news. They want to be seen doing that. Right. So I don't agree with you. I think that like everyone has different motivation. I do agree. I think Megan got so burned in 2016 and she used to talk on her show. She doesn't talk about this anymore, but I used to listen to her every day. She would talk about the months she spent on the couch where the phone never rang. I bet if you searched her old podcast, you'd find that. And so I think where the phone never rang after she got fired from NBC and she'd asked Trump the question. So the right spit her out and then the left spit her out. And she was.

[Tim Pool]

That's when she took her name off that anti trans book.

[Aaron Wexler]

And I, I think that she's loving, she was loving the MAGA love so much that now she's afraid. And I think she made a bad call.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

Just like Kevin Roberts. Just like all these other people that thought that a certain part of the movement, they thought that's where the momentum was going. And the, the inertia did seem to be going in that direction. And they placed a very bad bet because they didn't actually go off of principles. They did what they thought was popular.

[Ian Crossland]

That's like having opinions.

[Aaron Wexler]

Who, who's.

[Ian Crossland]

Who really has opinions? Like, you're just a bunch of.

[Tim Pool]

Nobody has any idea what's going on.

[Ian Crossland]

You're just a bunch of mix about what's going on around you. Like these people that like stake so much on like, I think this is important because I believe things. It's like, yeah, I don't know, man.

[Tim Pool]

That's right. Just don't believe anything.

[Aaron Wexler]

But that's not what we're saying at all. We're not saying that at all. That's not saying that. You could, you could have wrong decision. You could, you could have an idea that's bad. Like what you just said, for example. No, I'm kidding. But you can have bad ideas. But we all know that Megan and Tucker, but the two of them. I'm taking Candace out cause I think she just might be mentally unstable. But I think the two of them are doing things because of very bad reasons. It's not because like Meghan has come out to say, just because you people want me to think one thing, I'm gonna dig my heels in and do the opposite. Right. She's out openly saying, I'm not doing this out of principle. I'm doing this just because someone's telling me not to. That's not having a bad idea. That's just being.

[Tim Pool]

I don't understand why. Turning points. Yeah.

[Ian Crossland]

It's like outside. Well, let me finish this off real fast. It's like outside influences changing your opinion, whether it's people or people this.

[Aaron Wexler]

They're just.

[Ian Crossland]

Or they're like, accelerated by the environment.

[Tim Pool]

Like, they're just. You know, I get these comments all the time, and they're like, tim thinks he's right about everything. Yes.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Literally, there. There are things I will say. I don't know. You know, we had that other Aaron on, and she was like, a communist one, and she was like, what. What would you say if we invaded Syria or this other country? I'm like, don't know. It's like, what do you mean you don't know? So yes or no? I'm like, no, I can't, because I don't know.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

But my point is there are people who will tell you whatever it is you want to hear if they think it's a. More clicks. I will say things that irk some of you sometimes, because I'm just gonna say what I think.

[Aaron Wexler]

You're also a massive troll on Twitter.

[Tim Pool]

I know. Oh, it's so. I tweeted universal.

[Aaron Wexler]

I can't tell. I'm just gonna start asking you.

[Tim Pool]

I tweeted universal literacy is a mistake, and the left went nuts.

[Tate Brown]

So true.

[Tim Pool]

And then I said the point of the joke was that the illiterate can't get offended by it. Like, that's the joke. It only. It only offends progressives who are perpetually offended on someone else's behalf.

[Tate Brown]

And that's like a deep august. Like, that's a very, like, classical thought. Yeah, I know. Sometimes the tough thing about being a commentator is sometimes you have to give the correct take and people aren't ready for it. Like, on the show today, this in the. The noon live, me and Amber Duke had to correctly, you know, unfortunately correct the record for people that Karen's are a good thing. Like, Karens are the last, really, in many ways, the last stand for Western civilization. And people got angry. People were, you know, calling us names. But it's like, that's the price you have to pay for being crazy.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Like, let's break down what a Karen is. It is a woman asserting the right to her satisfaction and her person and property. And that's what it means to be Americans. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

[Tate Brown]

Well, yeah, because they're like, Karen, seat of management. Karen is just like a middle age.

[Tim Pool]

Why is she calling the managers as.

[Aaron Wexler]

A type a uptight New York woman.

[Tate Brown]

Right.

[Aaron Wexler]

I'm in favor of the Karens as well.

[Tate Brown]

All Karen is, is just a middle aged woman that has standards. It's like, that's like good, good.

[Tim Pool]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry to do this to both of you, but I have to break down your Karen argument.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, here we go. I'm good on this.

[Tim Pool]

There is only one thing that actually makes a woman a Karen.

[Aaron Wexler]

The haircut.

[Tim Pool]

Ugly.

[Aaron Wexler]

I was going, I was thinking if.

[Tim Pool]

An attractive woman was very busty, assertive and was arguing they would not call her a Karen. If she had a stupid haircut was ugly, they're going to call her a Karen. But you know why? Because thirsty guys aren't going to go online to attack hot chicks.

[Phil Lamonte]

Right?

[Tim Pool]

They're going to be like, I'll do whatever you say.

[Tate Brown]

It's true. So if you're getting.

[Tim Pool]

It's the invert. I'm sorry. It's the inversion of that meme where the hot guy says like looking beautiful. And then she's like, oh, thank you. And when the fat guy does it, she goes, help HR Yeah, literally.

[Tate Brown]

No, it's so true. That's why everyone is. If you're, if, if you're being called a Karen right now, you need to be ascending in 2020 looks. Maxing. It's.

[Aaron Wexler]

I just. If OIC exists and no one, no one has an excuse to be fat anymore.

[Tim Pool]

I'm sorry, the Danish might cut us off.

[Tate Brown]

That's their product. I want to.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's why we need the Petro dollar that it all comes back.

[Tim Pool]

When is Fat Tuesday?

[Phil Lamonte]

Fat Tuesday is the Tuesday before Lent, right?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, but when is that?

[Ian Crossland]

I don't know.

[Tim Pool]

March, total.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Phil Lamonte]

I'm not sure on board AI that we can.

[Tim Pool]

Fat Tuesday, bro.

[Aaron Wexler]

You know what's amazing? You could search it.

[Ian Crossland]

We need a button.

[Tim Pool]

I want you to imagine this. I want you to just close your eyes. Everybody who listen. Imagine this, okay? You're working the return counter at Walmart and all of a sudden, all of a sudden in the distance, stomping their way towards you are a bunch of obese middle aged women with the haircut and they're holding receipts. And what do you think? And you're thinking, lord, help me, here they come. No, stop now. Wait. Now, stop now. Hold on. I want you to imagine another scenario. You're working the return counter at the Walmart, and off in the distance, a bunch of women with big tits and bikinis are prancing towards you holding receipts while they're giggling, demanding a return. You're not mad?

[Tate Brown]

No. Those chopped women you're describing, I see them as like the calvary of Western civilization arriving to save us from this, like, third world low standard slop that's, like, been imposed on us. They're coming to say no. You're going to accept this return. You are going to make an amend for me. You're not just going to do what the computer tells you. You're going to call your manager and you're going to make this right. Because we are a society of justice and order and rules, and these Karens are, like, the last thing.

[Tim Pool]

This is America defending us from these Somalis. Just.

[Tate Brown]

I get fired up about this issue. I'm so pro Karen, I'll die.

[Tim Pool]

I will die. I saw, like, the spirit of Alenstein burst from you as you yelled.

[Tate Brown]

Because this is, like, my issue. This is, like, all I really care about at the end of the day.

[Aaron Wexler]

Is Alex Stein gonna sage my seat before he sets here later?

[Tim Pool]

You're gonna do what?

[Aaron Wexler]

Alex Stein's gonna sage the seat that I was in before he. He sits down?

[Tim Pool]

Well, no, probably not.

[Aaron Wexler]

I think we have very different ideas. That was.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, we should get you guys on a show together.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, right, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to be sitting here. Actually, I'm not going to be here on Friday.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Tim Pool]

I have to get the final. The final dental implant. Man.

[Ian Crossland]

I've been looking at technology in Japan. Like, they regrow teeth.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. It's the third.

[Ian Crossland]

But you got to take. It's like you can regrow instead of implants, but you got to take drugs. I'm like, I don't know what the drugs are and how they're going to regrow your teeth.

[Aaron Wexler]

Tumor. One months. Everything's fine. Thank God. But I. I had a tumor and it had a tooth in it.

[Tim Pool]

Did they take the tooth out and, like, use it for you?

[Aaron Wexler]

No, I wanted. I wanted to see it. I never got to see my tumor.

[Tate Brown]

Where was the tumor?

[Aaron Wexler]

My tumor was in my ovary.

[Tate Brown]

It had a tooth in it.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, but you could use the tooth.

[Tim Pool]

That's a baby.

[Aaron Wexler]

I should have kept the tooth.

[Tim Pool]

What if the tooth falls out when you're old and they'll be like, we.

[Aaron Wexler]

Got an extra from the tumor. Is that crazy? By the way, I did name my tumor back when I had it because I didn't want to keep saying tumor because it felt really intense. Thank God it was benign. Thanks for asking. Oh, than thanks, guys.

[Phil Lamonte]

We didn't get the chance.

[Aaron Wexler]

Is she a make a wish miracle? Is her hair even real, Isaac? It's probably from a Uyghur slave. But that's okay. It's all extensions.

[Tim Pool]

Did you name it, Isaac?

[Aaron Wexler]

I named it Bill Clinton because he always wants to be inside a Jewish woman.

[Tim Pool]

Oh.

[Tate Brown]

It's a very salient point. So true.

[Ian Crossland]

Tumors are pretty cool. You can stretch them and stuff.

[Tim Pool]

Tumors are pretty cool.

[Ian Crossland]

You ever like, stretch a tumor?

[Tim Pool]

That's what every cancer patient says. This is great.

[Ian Crossland]

Just open it up and let it drain.

[Aaron Wexler]

Everything was fine. Thank you so much. We all been so many eggs.

[Ian Crossland]

So you had a tooth.

[Tate Brown]

Is that so?

[Ian Crossland]

Your body must produce that.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, it's actually.

[Tate Brown]

I actually get a patriot fact check.

[Aaron Wexler]

I got checked just in case anyone's watching.

[Tate Brown]

Welcome back to egg cast. We're gonna discuss fertility today. Not doing too hot? No one's doing hot.

[Aaron Wexler]

The Greenlandians, you know, I wonder.

[Tate Brown]

They're not fertile people. They're eating a lot of blubber. That's good for vitality.

[Aaron Wexler]

The blubber.

[Tim Pool]

Is that what they eat?

[Aaron Wexler]

Are they eating puffins?

[Tate Brown]

They're big. Blow up.

[Aaron Wexler]

Is there pufficide?

[Ian Crossland]

No. Save the. We gotta go home.

[Tim Pool]

How much do you know?

[Tate Brown]

We don't know.

[Ian Crossland]

That's how.

[Tate Brown]

We're gonna invade and find out.

[Tim Pool]

Green land.

[Tate Brown]

Conduct an investigation.

[Aaron Wexler]

We're gonna liberate them.

[Tate Brown]

We are at these.

[Aaron Wexler]

Just like we're gonna liberate the people of Iran and the petro dollar baby.

[Tim Pool]

This is Greenlandic food.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, it looks like.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, yeah. Have you hit the barf?

[Tim Pool]

It's called suasset.

[Tate Brown]

Oh yeah. All the.

[Tim Pool]

It looks like someone ate it and.

[Aaron Wexler]

Then threw it up.

[Tim Pool]

Whale skin and blubber for you.

[Phil Lamonte]

They need McDonald's.

[Tim Pool]

I've had whale before. It's disgusting.

[Aaron Wexler]

I bet it tastes like. Does it taste like fat? And like. Like, you know when you're having a. Like a lamb chop and you have like the fat part, but the fat could be good. Actually.

[Tim Pool]

It's like. No whale tasted like. You take. Take a piece of roast beef, put it, soak it in vinegar and then leave it out in the sun for a day. That's what it tasted like.

[Phil Lamonte]

Like.

[Tim Pool]

And I was in. I was in Bergen, Norway.

[Aaron Wexler]

What does that even mean.

[Tim Pool]

And they had a big plate of whale and they all were like, oh. And they were shoveling it onto their plate with bread and like mayonnaise or whatever. And they're like, you have to try it. And I was like, you know, it's like taboo for Americans. Like, we don't eat whale. I'm like, but you have to. And I was like, I'll taste it because. And it was disgusting.

[Tate Brown]

We have to bomb so many countries. This is crazy. This is crazy. What are these people doing now?

[Aaron Wexler]

He's turning into a neocon.

[Tate Brown]

I'm gonna become a neocon over cuisine. This is crazy.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh, dude, the Greenlanders are gonna get.

[Tate Brown]

Ever seen Ethiopian food? It comes on an easel and it's like powders.

[Ian Crossland]

It's extremely good.

[Tate Brown]

Have you had a lot?

[Aaron Wexler]

Yes.

[Tate Brown]

And I'm like, when does the food come? You just gave me different powders.

[Tim Pool]

No, it's a gigantic pancake and they dump a bunch of lamb meat on it with amazing spices.

[Aaron Wexler]

I had no idea they had food in Ethiopia. I'm kidding. It's an old Billy Crystal joke. I do love Ethiopia.

[Tim Pool]

And like the, the, the, the famine was just like one time 30 years ago, and now no one shuts up about it. Like I heard when I was a kid, they're starving. They're not. Not. They have food.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah. It's actually a pretty developed.

[Tim Pool]

How come no one ever talks about Eritrea? Huh?

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[Tim Pool]

Eritrea, you know, dictatorship, they call it North Korea.

[Aaron Wexler]

They don't have oil, so we don't care.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, so true.

[Aaron Wexler]

Move on. Yeah, Petrodollar supremacy, baby. That's the lesson.

[Tim Pool]

They enjoy a flavorful spice forward cuisine similar to Ethiopian food. See that's what I'm talking about. Panc. Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, that actually looks kind of good now.

[Tim Pool]

Zigny spicy beef stew on injera, bold, red and aromatic.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, it is, actually. I thought we were on green.

[Tate Brown]

You gotta try the slop on the bread. It's really good. Would be like, like, hobbled over, shoveling. Says Mouth. We should learn from the air trans. You know, it's like, we're good. We're Westerners.

[Tim Pool]

Have you guys ever actually gone to an Ethiopian restaurant? You have? Yes.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

And you sit down at a table and they bring you a gigantic pancake with lamb. Marinated lamb on it. And everyone just rips the pancake and makes little burritos.

[Aaron Wexler]

You have to really trust the people you're eating with. I' done it. And yeah, everyone has to wash, sniff.

[Tim Pool]

Their fingers to make sure.

[Tate Brown]

This is why I don't eat.

[Tim Pool]

You never know.

[Tate Brown]

I don't eat anywhere where I sniff.

[Aaron Wexler]

My fingers before we start.

[Tim Pool]

Well, we weren't having.

[Tate Brown]

Trust is involved in a restaurant.

[Tim Pool]

Actually, that was Ian, it's crazy.

[Ian Crossland]

My fingers are nice.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, God.

[Tate Brown]

Turning into Dick Cheney right now.

[Tim Pool]

This looks great. Dude.

[Tate Brown]

That looks like dog food.

[Ian Crossland]

But it is so good, bro.

[Tate Brown]

That's what you give a dog on his birthday. That's what you give him.

[Tim Pool]

Looks like beef and broccoli at any Chinese restaurant. To be fair, Chinese food also looks.

[Aaron Wexler]

I like how you're saying this. Okay, let's look at. Look at British food.

[Tate Brown]

It's dog food.

[Tim Pool]

They eat it.

[Aaron Wexler]

Dude, I'd rather have Ethiopian food than British food. Okay.

[Tim Pool]

Anti wine pudding.

[Tate Brown]

Crazy. You said.

[Phil Lamonte]

Look at it like, beef Wellington is beautiful.

[Tim Pool]

No, no, no, no. Hold on. Beef Wellington is trash. Whoa.

[Phil Lamonte]

Really?

[Tate Brown]

First the Karens, then this. I'm going to.

[Tim Pool]

Dude, if you're going to give me a filet or tenderloin, just give me.

[Aaron Wexler]

Don't put pressure right now.

[Tim Pool]

Blood pudding is amazing. The British breakfast is the greatest breakfast so true. Ever. So true, bro.

[Aaron Wexler]

American breakfast, you get eggs and bacon.

[Tim Pool]

That's it. British breakfast, you get eggs, you get tomato, you get mushrooms, you get beans, you get blood pudding.

[Tate Brown]

Get the bubble and squeak.

[Aaron Wexler]

Nothing like being sold beans.

[Tate Brown]

Okay, so who has the best breakfast?

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, I'm obviously going to say, what? Israel.

[Tate Brown]

Okay, but here's the problem. Here's the problem.

[Aaron Wexler]

No, they have veggies and fish and, like, that's not food.

[Tim Pool]

That's what becomes food.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, you're eating raw. This is the problem with. This is the problem with Jewish food. You guys nail breakfast.

[Tim Pool]

I'll give you that Japanese, they sushi.

[Tate Brown]

You fall apart after lunch. You start shoveling out like ball soup. Like, what is this? What is this?

[Tim Pool]

Indiana Jones?

[Aaron Wexler]

You're thinking of Eastern. We're not going to get into this. But that's only one type of food. And there's really good Middle Eastern food. And Ethiopia. They're Ethiopian Jews.

[Tim Pool]

You guys eat falafel, right? Yes, that's it.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's actually all. We eat that in matzah. We don't eat anything else. We actually just walk around with mata boxes.

[Tim Pool]

The biggest debate is, is it called Israeli salad or Arabic salad?

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, I've heard that debate. Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Because I went out to eat with someone once and we were. We went to a Mediterranean restaurant. I was going to get iros and I said, can I get some Israeli salad? And they were like, the what?

[Ian Crossland]

So.

[Tate Brown]

And there was like 35 countries that came block of lots.

[Tim Pool]

Like, they were like, this proves you're a paid show.

[Aaron Wexler]

Just for asking. I'll send you another 7k.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. Every time I call it Israeli salad, I get $7,000. That's the deal.

[Tate Brown]

We're going to call it a UN observer salad. I think that the peacekeeper salad just.

[Ian Crossland]

I want to get this out to the masses. The problem I have is theocracy with Iran. I know it's a little. Let me wrap this up. Israel's like the only other country on earth. I can see that's like pseudo theocracy because it's a Jewish state. But I feel like you could culturally be Israeli because all Jews come from Israel. Jacob. Jacob. And then religiously follow Judah's familial teachings and be a Jewish Israeli.

[Phil Lamonte]

It's a democracy, though. Israel is where they've got Arabs in the Knesset.

[Tim Pool]

Grok is like Israeli salad is effectively the same thing as Arabic salad. Indeed. It's just. I've been saying it's really. The term you use is just indicative of who you want to kill.

[Aaron Wexler]

100%.

[Tate Brown]

No, I agree with Grok. Israel, Palestine. It's like you're both non Americans who care.

[Ian Crossland]

Isn't it a Greek salad?

[Tim Pool]

I'm calling it American salad Down. I'm calling it America freedom salad Nowad.

[Phil Lamonte]

That's what it is.

[Aaron Wexler]

The Gulf of America.

[Phil Lamonte]

Israel starts making their own weapons and we stop giving them weapons. Then they can call it Israeli salad Bread.

[Tim Pool]

That looks pretty good on the left, I think. I think Japan has food. Right. They're like, we'll just straight eat the seaweed from the water.

[Phil Lamonte]

Japan's got. Awesome. The only thing I Don't like about Japan is like, they've got, like. They've got, like, octopus, like, in.

[Tim Pool]

In the.

[Phil Lamonte]

Well alive. But they have them. They have it at the airport, like, covered in stuff.

[Tate Brown]

Like, they're still getting nuked.

[Tim Pool]

Do you know what the worst. The worst food ever invented is? It's. It's Scandinavian. It's the salt skulls. Have you ever seen these?

[Tate Brown]

No.

[Tim Pool]

What is it? Yeah.

[Ian Crossland]

So, bro, okay, I want to say, while you're pulling it up, the best seaweed in my opinion is dulse. It's super. It tastes like jerky. Beef jerky.

[Tim Pool]

It's so good not eating that. Yeah. See, it's salty seaweed. It's great.

[Ian Crossland]

And it's leathery.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Phil Lamonte]

I'm not.

[Tim Pool]

Wow. There are skulls carved from salt. That's certainly not what I was asking about.

[Aaron Wexler]

Okay. I don't think men should be living off of fish diets that way.

[Tate Brown]

Like.

[Aaron Wexler]

Like, Japanese men are, like, so dainty. And also, like, I mean, they were horrible in World War II. Like, the massacres in China were so aggressive. And we pretend that it doesn't. We forget that it happens because we see Asian men, I think is, like, basically lesbians, you know? But if I. If I wanted men to fight for me, do I want them eating a bunch of sushi rolls, or do I want them having steak?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this. This is a cursed object. And I don't know how they sell it without. And eat it without dying in. When I was in Norway, it's a Swedish thing. It's Scandinavian. It's black licorice caked in salt. Like, literally, salt so much. I'm more like, you eat two of them and you die.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah, they're just. I can't.

[Tim Pool]

I went to a candy store when I was in Norway, and I saw it all. I thought it was, like, sugar sour. And then my friend was like, you got to try it. It's called a salt skull. And I was like, shut up. That's salt. And I bought a bag, tried one, and said, absolutely not. You people are monsters.

[Ian Crossland]

For, like, long journeys.

[Tim Pool]

They just. Apparently, what I was told is when the men would go whaling, they'd get salt all over their faces from the salt water. And they'd constantly taste salt, and so they kind of normalized the taste. So they put salt all over this, and it's kind of like they're used to it. Oh, yep.

[Phil Lamonte]

Yeah. I hate black Lyricia anyways.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, the Anis band.

[Ian Crossland]

It's my least favorite licorice.

[Tim Pool]

I went to. I Went to Turkey because it's black. Anis is the. Is the herb. I went to Turkey and they have a drink called the Rocky. It is an anis hard liquor drink. And I was with the vice guys, like the. The executives, and they were like, tim, you gotta have a Rocky. And I was like, what is it? They're like, it's licorice. I was like, whoa, no. And they're like, you have to. And I was like, dude, I hate licorice. And they're like, you have to.

[Aaron Wexler]

Well, every Middle Eastern country has like a licorice tasting alcohol, right? Like Greece has. What is it?

[Tim Pool]

Wait, does Iran.

[Tate Brown]

Isn't it like.

[Tim Pool]

Does Iran.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's not on the Mediterranean flavored drinks.

[Tim Pool]

Shut them down. We're going in, baby.

[Tate Brown]

We're going.

[Tim Pool]

That's it.

[Tate Brown]

Enough of them.

[Aaron Wexler]

Now you're ready.

[Phil Lamonte]

Licorice is disgusting.

[Tim Pool]

If Trump was like, we're going to ban Ennis from all foods. Cilantro, caraway, fennel. I'd be like, I'll. I'm in favor of invading whoever you want. Trump, you have my total.

[Tate Brown]

Trump just embarrassed. Cargo's Mercedes and pantsuits or tracksuits. The Iranians would fold right away. And Bluetooth headsets, They'd be like, we're done.

[Ian Crossland]

So we found out yesterday coriander and cilantro are the same plant. Coriander is the seed.

[Tate Brown]

That's what I've said. The cilantro is like the mass consequence of mass migration. I would say the probably the worst consequence of mass migration is retconning.

[Aaron Wexler]

So you're saying it was rebranding? It was like air fryers or just convection ovens. And we're all like, oh, my God, I have an air fryer. I'm making my sweet potato fries in my air fryer.

[Tim Pool]

I'm so healthy. I'm. So we're going to go to your rumble rants and super chats. So smash the like button. Share the show with every person you've ever met. Do it now. And before we do, we got a great sponsor for you. It is Venice AI. I asked it, what are you the best LLM. Because I apparently don't know how to type. And it responded. I'm a large language model designed to assist with a wide range of tasks, including natural language understanding, text generation, and providing information across various. My capabilities are built on extensive training data and advanced algorithms to deliver accurate and helpful responses. Whether you need answers to specific questions, creative content, or deal explanations, I am here to help. Let me know how I can assist you today. More importantly, though, it doesn't track what you do. It stores your conversations in the browser, not server side. And it's uncensored. And when you unlock Pro, you can actually get access to a bunch of features like uncensored image generation. Stop. We're not talking about that.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's.

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[Ian Crossland]

So I've noticed it comes out emphatically.

[Tate Brown]

Once in a while.

[Aaron Wexler]

But no, it's my fault. No, I would like to personally apologize. I would like to apologize because I also. I wasn't told that before the show. I would have been more careful right.

[Tim Pool]

The start of the show dropped an F bomb.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So.

[Ian Crossland]

But sometimes I'm feeling it, but sometimes it's really annoying to listen to. I know what you mean. It's, like, so ridiculous.

[Tate Brown]

I refuse to do. I'm a good Southern Baptist boy. I'm never. You're never gonna catch me.

[Ian Crossland]

I want to use better words.

[Tim Pool]

I want people to be able to sit in their living room, turn their TV on, watch live, and their kids are, like, finishing their homework and then going off to bed and not have to be like, I have to pause this and wait till you're.

[Aaron Wexler]

We.

[Tim Pool]

We want you to be able to watch it. And, you know, when your kids are old enough, they can watch it with you.

[Tate Brown]

That's why we talk about ovarian tumors instead.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's just flies over the head, the dark stuff.

[Tim Pool]

All right. Thinker for life says, with all due respect, woke is a miscommunicated term. If you read Romans 1:28 32, it matches the woke mindset to a T. Jaw dropping reveal. Who wants to pull that one up?

[Phil Lamonte]

Romans what?

[Tim Pool]

Romans 1:28 32. S.H. wilder says, I have Verizon. I was wondering why I didn't get any Indian scam calls today. I'm joking. But if you manage to hit the big three networks at once, the entire economy screeches to a halt.

[Phil Lamonte]

Romans 1:28 32 describes the consequences of humanity's rejection of God because people refuse to acknowledge God. He gave them over to a debased mind to engage in actions that are contrary to his will.

[Tim Pool]

Huh.

[Phil Lamonte]

Interesting.

[Tim Pool]

Spike says, speaking of which, Nick Shirley dropped another fraud video tonight about non emergent medical transport fraud by guess who. Hint, hint. I hit up Seamus about making a cartoon called Somali Dealer. No deal.

[Ian Crossland]

Deal.

[Tim Pool]

So the idea we had the other day was a story about Somali smuggling wads of cash in suitcases through airports. And then I told Seamus. I was like, bro, it's deal or no deal. But instead of hot models to a bunch of Somalis and trying to figure out which one's smuggling $700 million, I hope he does it.

[Aaron Wexler]

But they all look exactly the same, and so you can't.

[Tim Pool]

Well, it's the or no deal. It's a. There's numbered cases, and then you pick one, and then you gotta. You know, you're like, I wanna eliminate these three. And then the banker calls you, but instead, it's Somalia calls you, and. And, you know, says, we'll cut you a deal.

[Aaron Wexler]

Sounds like a riveting game.

[Tim Pool]

We'll give you a quarter of what we stole. No, no, no deal. Let's keep going.

[Aaron Wexler]

I want all the autism money.

[Tim Pool]

Yeah, okay. What have we here? Spike says our blue hair, white liberal woman could take Greenland and France in an hour. Oh, you mean one.

[Phil Lamonte]

I think they said they meant that. Just basically give them all to Greenland. Oh, like all of them could take it?

[Tim Pool]

Probably, indeed.

[Tate Brown]

I see.

[Tim Pool]

Can we make an AI video of that? It's just like northern Greenland and it's occupied a bunch by a bunch of obese, blue haired liberal women.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, like setting up camp, running free.

[Aaron Wexler]

Like a lepers colony. You know, send people to Hawaii and let them die off there.

[Tim Pool]

I'm gonna have to make this grock. Imagine.

[Aaron Wexler]

Okay, that's what they did.

[Tim Pool]

Imagine a herd of fat, blue haired liberal women. Look up the leprechaun stampeding in northern Greenland.

[Tate Brown]

I like this. I like this.

[Tim Pool]

Let's see if.

[Ian Crossland]

See if Grok can handle the heat.

[Tim Pool]

I don't need to type. Imagine. Why did I do that? A herd of fat, blue haired liberalmen stampeding in northern Greenland.

[Tate Brown]

Is that what you call a group of them?

[Tim Pool]

I heard picture.

[Tate Brown]

Yes, a school of school.

[Tim Pool]

What do you call a group of cows? A herd.

[Tate Brown]

Right.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

This is. I want video. I want video.

[Tate Brown]

You have to press the play button.

[Tim Pool]

No, I know, but it didn't. It didn't come out the way I wanted it.

[Tate Brown]

They're like charging.

[Tim Pool]

That's the helicopter view of herd of morbidly obese blue haired. I want to see it. Liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland.

[Tate Brown]

I spelled northern senior footage from a Paul McCartney concert.

[Ian Crossland]

Can you put it on the screen? Even if it's bad?

[Tim Pool]

Dad, I want to see it.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, I want to know.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, my God.

[Tim Pool]

Let's animate this one.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, my God. Don't do the one with the boobs. We have enough boobs today.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, that would just cross some wires.

[Tim Pool]

Oh, actually, yeah, I. I grock does make naughty things, so we can't necessarily just show it. I have to let it render off. We'll grab some more rumble rants and super chats. All right. Mytho says The Brits conquered 25 of the world for spices and refused to use a single one. British food is an embarrassment.

[Aaron Wexler]

Thank you, oh British fruits, for making my point.

[Tim Pool]

Killed a lot of people, man.

[Tate Brown]

Can't educate these goyum. They don't get it.

[Tim Pool]

All right, let's see what we got in the old super chat machine here. Let's see what we got going on. We got Mike says as an emt, I responded to a Call where a man was hit by a vehicle. A vehicle mirror at five miles an hour. He had a medium bruise on his back and he said he was fine, so let him go. He died that night from internal.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh my gosh.

[Ian Crossland]

Could be a fake story.

[Tim Pool]

But still, if it's real, Kai says goon cast irl. Always. The hat and beard show says tits pool irl. No, it's tit cast tit cast.

[Ian Crossland]

Fire it up for the first.

[Aaron Wexler]

What an amazing collab.

[Tim Pool]

No name Farmer says. Tim, the voters want to know, will your fennel ban include pepperoni, Italian sausage and salami all seasoned with fennel? Pepperoni is fine. Italian sausage and salami gone. The reality is Italian sausage is. And so we got a problem. But not all salami is fennel. Salami gone, pepperoni gone. You gotta grind up. I would rather have Italian sausage. No fennel. So I, I have, I have Italian dry salami with. With garlic and peppercorn to die for.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

But I buy these packs, these three packs and there's like spicy chorizo, then there's like Italian dry salami and then fennel. And I take all the fennel ones. I throw them on the ground, I stomp on them.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh, no, no. You gotta grind the fennel into powder and then put it in stuff.

[Tim Pool]

It's disgusting.

[Ian Crossland]

You won't really taste it as much.

[Tim Pool]

It's disgusting.

[Ian Crossland]

You get all the health benefits. Yeah, it's medicine.

[Tate Brown]

Just take a Flintstone gummy. It knocks it all.

[Tim Pool]

Did it work?

[Tate Brown]

These advanced tactics.

[Ian Crossland]

I know.

[Tim Pool]

But I think we're good. I think we're good.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh, nice. Oh, I want to see this. Here you go.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, wow.

[Aaron Wexler]

Not that one.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh, as I imagined.

[Tate Brown]

There you go.

[Ian Crossland]

Conflicting annoying hum that comes along with it.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, I think Greenland just sounds. Oh yeah, that's the northern lights.

[Tim Pool]

Well, one of them turned them into white walkers.

[Tate Brown]

Really?

[Tim Pool]

Yeah. You see.

[Tate Brown]

Oh, once crawling.

[Tim Pool]

No, we lost it.

[Tate Brown]

It's like. It's like a Nazi zombies. When you like they have a crawler. It's kind of like that. It's a cod.

[Tim Pool]

Let's try that.

[Tate Brown]

Surge knows.

[Tim Pool]

Morbidly obese blue haired liberal women. Zombies invading Greenland.

[Ian Crossland]

Do you think the morbidly obese zombie women is a. Like an antidepressant phenomenon? Like ssri? Just people checked out dyeing their hair. What is up with the blue hair? I don't understand.

[Tim Pool]

It's definitely not safe for women. What? It made them all naked and disgusting. I mean, they're zombies, so they're horrifyingly disgusting. But it made them naked, too. I didn't ask it to do that.

[Aaron Wexler]

The boys love.

[Tim Pool]

We're gonna show you all of these in the uncensored portion of the [e-mail].

[Aaron Wexler]

I don't know. I haven't seen anything moving.

[Tate Brown]

Like crazy.

[Aaron Wexler]

I heard. But I honestly, I don't check comments.

[Tim Pool]

Apparently, they'll just respond to your profile and say, take her picture and make it naked.

[Aaron Wexler]

But I haven't. Yeah, don't get. Thanks for giving people ideas.

[Tim Pool]

All right, what we got? What do we got? Clint Torres says howdy. People just gotta say that I love the thumbnail tonight. I wonder why.

[Ian Crossland]

Good.

[Tim Pool]

Let's see. Ryan says, love the Tim with the lady chest chosen for the episode photo. We. We recognize that completely. Everyone looked at, like, it looks like you have boobs, Tim. And I'm like, it's funnier that way.

[Aaron Wexler]

It's very funny.

[Tim Pool]

It's even funnier than the CH joke.

[Tate Brown]

Biblically accurate. Tim Pool.

[Aaron Wexler]

I just want to.

[Tim Pool]

I like the first comment. It was like, tim, why have you been hiding those from us?

[Aaron Wexler]

That's very funny.

[Tim Pool]

All right, let's see. New be gamer says phones have been down since 11am and still down. Now having to post this on PC. Is your phone still down?

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, it's back again, but it's been in and out.

[Ian Crossland]

My Internet was slow.

[Aaron Wexler]

I had to just do my entire drive here with my own thoughts. Just kidding. No, I was, like, I was able to. I was able to tweet and listen to music. My poor Uber driver listening to the history of the great molasses flood of 1919.

[Tim Pool]

Awake, not woke. Yeah, awake, not woke, says Tim. We love Tate in the morning. We gotta ask, are there any plans to return to the 10am Morning Show? Keep up the great work, y'.

[Phil Lamonte]

All.

[Tim Pool]

I do a 10am morning show every single day and I've never stopped. And that's at Tim Cast News and Tim Cast on Rumble. However, there's an interesting thing going on. We don't exactly know what's gonna happen, but Dan Bond, the press release for Dan Bongino. I believe they're having someone take the noon slot on Radio Rumble.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

So we don't know exactly what that's going to mean.

[Tate Brown]

I'll be in the Rumble cuck chair. I think that's the plan.

[Tim Pool]

The cuck chair.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. I'm getting. I'm getting. I'm getting bumped. I'm getting mogged, actually. Fair enough. Welcome back, Bongino. I think this is a great thing.

[Ian Crossland]

Mog today there, tomorrow you know, it's a.

[Tate Brown]

It's a. It's a minor MOG back for a major comeback. I think that's what's gonna happen.

[Aaron Wexler]

Do you guys know what he's saying when he says these words?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah.

[Aaron Wexler]

The only one who's like, you know.

[Tate Brown]

You know, it's called being tapped in.

[Tim Pool]

You're not familiar with what goon cast IRL means?

[Aaron Wexler]

No.

[Tim Pool]

How old are you?

[Aaron Wexler]

A lady doesn't reveal her age. But I'm obviously, that means you're 22.

[Tim Pool]

The. The joke is if. If a woman gets offended, you asked her age. She's old.

[Phil Lamonte]

No, she's older than me.

[Aaron Wexler]

No, it's actually just more for, like, data, like, just, like, trying to keep that information private.

[Tim Pool]

But, like, young women are. Are proud to say they're young.

[Aaron Wexler]

I know I say my age. I'm 32, but people often think I'm in my late 20s.

[Tim Pool]

Because you don't know the Gen Z slide playing.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. But I don't want to either.

[Tim Pool]

Study.

[Tate Brown]

Fair. That's fair.

[Ian Crossland]

I kind of like it. I just like knowing. It's like, I gotta know.

[Tim Pool]

Raymond G. Stanley, Jr. Says tonight's thumbnail will bring in new viewers. Indeed. It already has.

[Phil Lamonte]

Welcome, welcome.

[Tim Pool]

Welcome to Boobs.

[Tate Brown]

Been wondering what the show is all about. Finally had an impetus.

[Tim Pool]

It started because you made. You made a comment about our thought. So here's what happened. She was like, your thumbnails. The timestamp covers the guest. You can't see the them. And then I looked, and I was like, she's right. We have the image of our guest.

[Aaron Wexler]

How many years have you guys had the thumbnail like this?

[Tim Pool]

Like, two years now. And then I. I said to Jessica, I was like, can we flip it so that the guest is plainly visible? Because I don't care if the timestamp blocks a portion of the title.

[Ian Crossland]

Yes.

[Tim Pool]

And then I was like, okay, we're gonna make the thumbnail. You mentioned trying to look good for the thumbnail, but it's being blocked. And so then I took a picture for the thumbnail, and I was like, I guess. Do you want the boobs in it? And you were like, yes. And I said, screw it. Just do all boobs. And everybody, like, laughed. And then I was like, should I actually do that? And then everyone agreed.

[Ian Crossland]

I was like, maybe not. And then I was like, everyone says yes, Ian, just let go and do.

[Tim Pool]

After the show, we can. We can take. You ever see the thing where it's the guy's butt cheeks, but they. They put a bra on it and then like, slowly. It looks like boobs. They slowly zoom out and then you're looking at a dude's ass.

[Tate Brown]

I've gotten done in with that a few times. Miami Knight. Aaron, I have an update from Sean. He says, I checked. Eating dog is not kosher.

[Aaron Wexler]

I guess that was a. Yeah, I said that before. There's no way eating dog is kosher. Yeah, he was trying to claim that. Trying to sabotage us. Because I don't know if you guys know, but people love us right now.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah. Sounds like Qatar weighed in with Sean. He's for sale, apparently.

[Tim Pool]

All right, let's see. Matt says no one has been able to answer to me. Why AI is the future. What's the end game for AI? What's the finish line? Plug. Okay, what will happen is we are already at the point where. Let me start here. Remember what I said? In the future, you're going to have Disney Creative plus and you're going to say Disney. You're going to open the app on your tv, press a button and say, I want to watch Spider man fight the Incredible Hulk. And it'll go rendering. Boom. The Amazing Spider man fighting Hulk. We are. I. I was like, that's coming soon. You know, I didn't even think about this is how crazy it is. AI is already so advanced. Advanced. You can go on a chatgpt and say, write me a new Harry Potter novel and it'll go okay. And then when you want a new page, you just say next page and it will literally just write out a new Harry Potter novel. Cloning J.K. rowling style. You can. So you already have infinite books now. Infinite books utilizing everything everyone's written through these training models. So it's. It's. We don't know if it's actually going to improve upon or create new things, but. But it will write you a book. We're already at the point where you can read any story you want. We are a couple of years away from making any movie you want. The new video models, they just dropped.

[Phil Lamonte]

Crazy.

[Tim Pool]

It's. It's. It's Sora. No, no, it's. It's. Bro. When. When Sora 2 comes out and we're like, wow, look at this. The. The behind the scenes private video models are already ten times more advanced. They've not been released yet. Okay. So actually, let me pull this up, cuz Phil sent me this. And it's way beyond your worst nightmares or greatest dreams, I guess. Let me see if I can.

[Ian Crossland]

Future is yours.

[Tim Pool]

Here you go. Check this out. Look at this. Let me. Now you're going to get scammed by some Indian dude pretending to be Millie Bobby Brown.

[Aaron Wexler]

That's already happening. Like all these guys that message women on of they're just talking to some dude in the Philippines.

[Tate Brown]

If you can impersonate Millie Bobby Brown.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this.

[Tate Brown]

Drake isn't.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this good.

[Tate Brown]

Drake isn't.

[Tim Pool]

Watch. Oh my God.

[Aaron Wexler]

Am I still your only one?

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, sure.

[Tim Pool]

Some of you are probably thinking yeah, close up shots are fine.

[Tate Brown]

We've seen that before.

[Tim Pool]

But what about the wide ones? Well, it may have some limits.

[Tate Brown]

There's nuts.

[Phil Lamonte]

Incredibly good.

[Tim Pool]

Hollywood's over. Completely over.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, for sure.

[Phil Lamonte]

Well just like the first one show.

[Aaron Wexler]

Crazy that with just 16 gigs of VRAM you can already generate like a 15 second HD video. Yeah, it's not perfect but look at the motion and the lip sync. It's actually really well done.

[Ian Crossland]

I love that they just do that to each other by the way.

[Aaron Wexler]

I love that you. So is it any good?

[Tim Pool]

I like only fans is over. Dude.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh my gosh. AI porn's so messed up here.

[Tim Pool]

Look at this.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah, it's like Persona.

[Aaron Wexler]

Dude.

[Ian Crossland]

Speaking of games.

[Tim Pool]

Dude, it's over.

[Aaron Wexler]

You know what you need to power all that? AI water.

[Tim Pool]

Figure out. I just did.

[Ian Crossland]

I'm doing a nanotech documentary. But Aaron, I'm doing this nanotech documentary.

[Tim Pool]

From a single frame.

[Ian Crossland]

About this power generation. So this company Iron Lattice is working on putting the memory in the processor. So it's one unit. You don't have a bus anymore. So it's 10,000 times. I'm sorry, let me get this right. It's projected to be 10 million times faster than regular computation. It requires a million times less electricity.

[Aaron Wexler]

You know what all these places need? Cooling. You know a very cool place where we could have the servers Greenland.

[Ian Crossland]

But with need the cooling devices.

[Tim Pool]

They took establishing shots. So they do this in in film making where they'll. They'll take pictures of what they want a scene to look like. You load it up and said make the movie.

[Ian Crossland]

Apologize. Yeah, this tech I brought up, no joke, it complet. It's almost offending the graphics card industry.

[Aaron Wexler]

I shouldn't even ask for it. You owe me.

[Tim Pool]

No, I just think you're a little bit overreact reacting.

[Tate Brown]

Am I?

[Tim Pool]

Babe, come on, stop.

[Aaron Wexler]

Look at the road.

[Tim Pool]

Please. You can still see this weirdness with the mouth.

[Tate Brown]

Yeah, well it's obviously AI. It's an Asian woman driving and there's no car.

[Phil Lamonte]

There hasn't been an Accident yet.

[Tim Pool]

Please watch the road.

[Ian Crossland]

Look, I think well she is driving.

[Tate Brown]

The line so it is realistic.

[Ian Crossland]

Actually society kind of starts to add act like the famous actors of the day. And if we just let AI make shitty acting. Pardon my language, it's getting late at night. That means I'm going to say shitty more often.

[Tim Pool]

Jeez dude.

[Phil Lamonte]

Why would you assume that we bad acting?

[Tim Pool]

Dude. Video games are over.

[Ian Crossland]

That scene was crap.

[Tim Pool]

This is.

[Ian Crossland]

How do you explain that to someone if you're not an actor? Like you got to show them what's good.

[Tim Pool]

Well this is the. This is the end game. The end game is you saying generate me a video game where you play a female spy sci fi with a laser gun and it's going to render GTA EA 7 in 20 minutes. That's the end game.

[Phil Lamonte]

The reason I mentioned that Ian is because right now music is like the singers in. In all the AI videos and stuff. Like it's instinctive from. From the music's pretty good and so like the. That's coming to. To visual as well.

[Ian Crossland]

I've just worked on doing like a five minute movie with Sora. I spent you know, 20 hours editing and creating and it's just a lot of the acting's garbage relative to what we can do as humans.

[Tim Pool]

Sora is behind this. That's the point. Point. You're using a publicly released cheap tool you can spend or I actually what is it like a couple bucks a month or some. Some cheap amount. We're looking at previews of private behind the scene unreleased stuff. What chat GPT's video capabilities are already has so has dramatically surpassed what you have access to. Hollywood studios already have access to like 10 times the power that you do.

[Ian Crossland]

If I. If you can like you're like this. If I could do that that like. And you can record my. And then you put that into the AI guy.

[Tim Pool]

It's making you the. The recording you made of yourself. For Sora 2 anyone can now use their own video reference to be you.

[Ian Crossland]

But I just for the acting you got to. If you want to put your personality on the AI guy that it's making of you.

[Tim Pool]

No someone will act. Yeah right now and in a year it won't matter. The crazy thing is right now you put yourself in someone can make a video of you doing something bad.

[Ian Crossland]

Yeah.

[Phil Lamonte]

You look at like there's mo. They do motion capture and stuff like that for. For animation and stuff. This is the same principle. And so it doesn't matter if the person's a great actor or Not. They'll just have to go ahead and do the motion capture and then the AI will fill.

[Ian Crossland]

Oh, I'm.

[Tim Pool]

Let's talk about digital creators some more super chats while we still have a couple minutes left. Chief Corey Anderson says, I do whatever. The woman with the nice pillows says.

[Aaron Wexler]

Support Israel Benj.

[Tim Pool]

Benjan says, damn, she got them heavies. Chief Corey says, anytime. Aaron, do you work with Mike Lindell? Because those pillows are fantastic.

[Aaron Wexler]

That would have been such a good My pillow ad.

[Mike Lindell Advertiser]

Use.

[Aaron Wexler]

Use discount. Code Pozo.

[Tim Pool]

No, Code Tim.

[Aaron Wexler]

Do you have Code Tim?

[Phil Lamonte]

Yes.

[Aaron Wexler]

Oh, I'm sorry. Code Tim then.

[Tate Brown]

But.

[Tim Pool]

But you can see how Jack is so ubiquitous with that promo code everybody knows. So smart.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

Code Poso. Yeah, he's probably, like, swimming in money just from Code Poso. He, like, goes home. He has a vault like Scrooge McDuck.

[Aaron Wexler]

This is an ad I should suggest to Mike Lindell.

[Phil Lamonte]

You should, definitely.

[Aaron Wexler]

Yeah.

[Tim Pool]

It's just your boobs.

[Aaron Wexler]

There are some people who are angry on Twitter about the.

[Odoo Advertiser]

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[Aaron Wexler]

And I just want to say humor is not for everyone.

[Tim Pool]

Well, we have a serious post right now.

[Aaron Wexler]

And I'm more than just a brain.

[Tim Pool]

We have a serious post here. Dylan Brown says. Longtime fan. My father took his last breath tonight. I am working in Berlin, but was lucky enough to be on the phone when he took his last breath. A shout out to Steven Brown would mean a lot. He was a light in a dark world. Shout out. Stephen Brown, you have a good son and sorry for your loss, brother.

[Ian Crossland]

Thank you, Stephen. Be at peace. On the way Over.

[Tim Pool]

Let's see. Scribbly Bear says it seems as though Verizon service has gone down multiple times in the last two or three years. Years. Maybe they're just too cheap to update their towers and everyone is blaming it on terrorism.

[Phil Lamonte]

I don't think it's towers, but maybe.

[Tim Pool]

Maybe really lucky timing. What did someone say? Tit Cast irl. Titast irl. Indeed. Indeed. All right, my friends, we're the uncensored portion of the show so we can show you zombie morbidly obese liberal women invading Greenland. You can follow me on X and Instagram at Tim Cast the show will be [e-mail] Timcast IRL head over there and subscribe. You don't want to miss it. Join Rumble Premium. Aaron, do you want to shout anything out?

[Aaron Wexler]

Yes. You could follow me on Instagram or Twitter. Aron Wexler so that's it.

[Ian Crossland]

Follow me at Ian Crossland and the technology I was talking about earlier with Aaron with this iron lattice company. You can find it at Graphene Movie. Go there. The the trailer's up now. Sign up for the email list and Graphene Movie. Check it out. You follow me. Ian Crossland Great to be here. Thank you guys so much. Much love, much prayers. Be quite good.

[Tate Brown]

That's right. X and Instagram at Realtape Brown. Come hang out for the noon live. Tim guest Noon live only on Rumble. And we'll be back this weekend with Connor Tomlinson for Across the Pond. So be on the lookout for that.

[Phil Lamonte]

I am Fill the remains on Twix. The band is all that remains. We're going on tour this spring. We're going to be out with Born of Osiris and Dead eyes. It starts April 29th in Albany and goes until just about the end of May. You can check out all that Remains on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube and Deezer. Don't forget the left lane is for crime.

[Tim Pool]

We will see you all [e-mail] Timcast IRL in about 30 seconds. Thanks for hanging out.