Transcript
Noel King (0:01)
By now, you've definitely heard that Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat leader.
Brayden (Clavicular) (0:06)
Yo, Clav. Two words, frame mogged.
Noel King (0:09)
Maybe you heard that he mogged the Dime Square Jester Gooners. You probably know that Clavicular, little man Tate and whitish supremacist Nick Fuentes danced to Heil Hitler in Vendome. And then Clav got fight mugged in the club during Fashion Week in New York. Or maybe you're lucky and you have no idea what I'm talking about. The remarkable new online subculture has young men clockwork oranging, bashing their faces with hammers and snorting crystal meth to drop weight, all in the interest of being the most handsome boy. Coming up on Today, explained Clavicular and the looksmaxers.
Phoebe Judge (1:00)
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Charlie Warzel (1:17)
Hey, still got my hoodie?
Phoebe Judge (1:18)
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Noel King (1:30)
I got in the water in the very early morning, before the sun had risen and the water was pitch black. I started swimming and I felt the water hollowing out around me and felt like something really big was swimming below.
Phoebe Judge (1:46)
I'm Phoebe Judge, and this is Love, a show about the surprising things that love can make us do. More than 100 episodes available now on this is Love.
Today Explained Host (2:01)
This is Today, Explained.
Charlie Warzel (2:04)
My name is Charlie Wurzel, and I'm a staff writer at the Atlantic and the host of its podcast, Galaxy Brain.
Noel King (2:10)
Charlie, who is Clavicular?
Charlie Warzel (2:13)
Oh, great question. The question of our age, really. Let's see. Clavicular is a young man. He's in his 20s.
