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Mrs. P
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Host
The Simpsons did it. The Simpsons did it.
Mrs. P
Simpsons did it.
Host
That's right. The Simpsons predicted every horrible thing that's ever happened in the history of America and the world. You thought it was a long running episodic television show about an American family. No, it was actually a way to drop little clues into everyone's frontal cortex to make you sheep, to make you prepared for things like Covid, 9 11, and Jeffrey Epstein himself. Oh, that's right. We did our research by opening too many tabs.
Mrs. P
Remember to smile.
Host
Welcome to Too many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other at a table and this week, y'. All. You're not gonna believe it. I did the research.
Mrs. P
That's right. I took a week off and I put you in charge.
Host
Yeah, and you know what I did?
Mrs. P
What?
Host
I found a way to connect the Simpsons to the Epstein files. No.
Mrs. P
What? I told you, no Epstein files.
Host
Yeah, that's right. That's right. I figured out a grand conspiracy involving the Simpsons and Covid and 911 and Donald Trump.
Mrs. P
Wait, I thought the Simpsons is a cartoon.
Host
Yeah, the Simpsons is a cartoon that has been airing on Fox television stations since 1989. And it's about a family, A lovable middle class American family. But it might have a dark and nefarious history that might be reaching deep inside of our psyches that are showing clues involved with the Illuminati.
Mrs. P
Oh, no.
Host
Yeah. Oh, don't have a cow, man. Cowabunga. No, those are all code words. Maybe. Possibly. According to the Internet.
Mrs. P
Okay, well, we don't listen to the Internet. Internet's full of craziness.
Host
We don't listen Internet. Guess where we are right now, Mrs. P. We're on the Internet and people are listening to us.
Mrs. P
Oh, no.
Host
Yeah. Oh, no, I was right.
Mrs. P
So tell me about the Simpsons.
Host
What do you want to know about the Simpsons?
Mrs. P
Okay, so you said it was 1989.
Host
The Simpsons debuted on December 17, 1989.
Mrs. P
Okay, so the Simpsons. The show itself is a millennial.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
Okay, it's 36 years old.
Host
Yes, it's 36 years, two months and seven days since its debut. That's 13,207 days.
Mrs. P
That's a lot. That's a lot of content hours.
Host
That is a ton of content hours. In fact, actually, if you put together all of the minutes between the 805 episodes, the feature length movie, that is 17,797 minutes of content.
Mrs. P
That's so much content.
Host
I'm not even counting watched hours, by the way, which is considered lost productivity when you look at it from a, you know, businessman's mind.
Mrs. P
I want everyone that's listening to too many tabs to lean into lost productivity.
Host
Poop at work.
Mrs. P
Listen at work. Poop at work.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Steal some employer cash.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Just take by time. Buy time. Don't actually steal.
Host
No, no. Steal too.
Mrs. P
No, no, no, no.
Host
Rob your boss.
Mrs. P
No, no, no, no.
Host
Rob your boss of time.
Mrs. P
There you go.
Host
Yeah. It's reverse wage theft.
Mrs. P
Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
Host
You know what? Why some of you are sitting in a cubicle right now. Take your hands off the keyboard for a second. Put them on your hips.
Mrs. P
That's nice.
Host
Feels good, doesn't it?
Mrs. P
Dad stance.
Host
Look left, look right. Then look at yourself and think, should I be doing this? Yes. Anyway, this. The simpsons has had tons of writers.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
They've made tons of content. They've had so many goofs and gaffes and gags and all these different things that the simpsons are kind of like monkeys with typewriters. Right. They're just writing infinitely of all these different things. And it's driven people to realize the simpsons did it.
Mrs. P
What do you mean?
Host
Well, okay, there's a whole south park episode where like every time a character is trying to come up with something, he yells. Another character yells, simpsons did it.
Mrs. P
Simpsons did it.
Host
And it's like a gag for that episode.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
But at the other side of things is it's driven people insane because people have seen goofs and gags and bits and even whole plot lines from the simpsons and they believe that they are actually clues that the simpsons writers are connected to the illuminati and that they're trying to warn America and the world of future plots to destroy. Maybe, like democracy or the world.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Okay.
Mrs. P
Why? Okay, so if I was illuminati.
Host
If you're illuminati, okay.
Mrs. P
I wouldn't give out sprinkles of secrets.
Host
Well, then you're not fun.
Mrs. P
No, I would be part of a secret cabal of people trying to take over the world. Why would I waste time telling anyone?
Host
I want you to know something. Yeah, people already do believe that about you. A lot of people believe you're actually an AI that I created to be able to control things through the dnc.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
But at the same time, there's people who believe that the Illuminati or the CIA or other massive conspiracy conspiracies can't help but turn into the Riddler from Batman.
Mrs. P
Yeah. They got to tell you all the bad things they're going to do. Right. Before they do that.
Host
Yeah. They have to drop around clues. In fact, there's this comedian named Nick Mullen. He has a very funny bit about the. The $20 bill. If you fold it up in a certain way, it looks like the Twin Towers are exploding from 9, 11.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And so he has this bit where he's like, now it's time for the best part of the conspir conspiracy. The clues. CIA was like, okay, plan's ready to go. Ready to blow up the World Trade Center. There's only one step left. The clues. Here I go. Clue it again. It's a great bit, and I really enjoy it. And you don't know who Nick Mullen is?
Mrs. P
No.
Host
But you love Stavros.
Mrs. P
Love Stavi.
Host
Stavi used to do a podcast with Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland.
Mrs. P
Okay, I know Adam Freeland.
Host
Yeah. So the three of them used to have a podcast they called Cometown.
Mrs. P
Okay, that's a choice of a name.
Host
It was definitely a choice of a name. All right. It's. It wasn't as advertiser friendly as. Too many tabs.
Mrs. P
Yeah, that's right.
Host
But they were also supported by their Patreon the same way we're supported by a patreon@pearlmania500.net Nice join for ad free content. But what I was. Hey, though. Is he makes a very good point, which is that people have this idea that there's a subconscious level of malevolence out there that just can't help but drop clues and hints of these things that are in the works.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Some people also believe that these are like seeding ideas into the culture through the television.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
These are just things that they want to plant this seed to go ahead and pre normalize it. God. So I found 10 times.
Mrs. P
So your top 10 list is a top 10 list? Hell yeah, dude.
Host
Yeah. It's a listicle episode, baby. So this is top 10 times that the Simpsons have predicted something in the future.
Mrs. P
Okay, cool.
Host
And we're gonna start with number 10.
Mrs. P
Number 10.
Host
And this is from the year March of 2000.
Mrs. P
March of 2000.
Host
I want you to guess. What do you think the Simpsons would have predicted in March of 2000?
Mrs. P
Okay, so it was March. It was cold. It still wasn't sunny out. It's been a long winter in 2000. It's 2000. We survived when they all thought the computers were gonna crash.
Host
Y2K. But remember, here's another thing you have to keep in mind actually, is this is a cartoon show.
Mrs. P
I was in high school.
Host
Wait and hold on. Real fast, real fast. You have to keep in mind, this is a cartoon show. So not only does it have to be written, it then has to be hand animated.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
So the animation cells are sent away. And it takes time. It's like six months turnaround sometimes. So while this aired in March, thought
Mrs. P
that the Spice Girls were going to break up.
Host
Oh, that's a great. That's honestly great guess. And I love that you live in a place of light. You live in a place of light and joy.
Mrs. P
That would have been really sad for me.
Host
In March of 2000, they predicted the presidency of Donald Trump.
Mrs. P
Oh, boo.
Host
Yeah. In the episode Bart to the Future from season 11, episode 17, this episode, Lisa is predicted to become president of the United States.
Mrs. P
Okay, great.
Host
And she is sitting in a cabinet meeting, okay. And she has a throwaway line. As she turns to the cabinetry, she says, and I quote, as you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump.
Mrs. P
Yeah. I mean, even if you're gonna make up this idea of a President Trump in your mind, you know, he'd mess up the budget.
Host
But that's the thing. It's like, yeah, it's a man who bankrupted casinos all the way back in 2000.
Mrs. P
It's a casino, is a thing that takes money, doesn't give money back. How do you bankrupt it?
Host
He figured out a way, and he didn't even pay any of his contractors. But the thing is, is like this throwaway line has driven people insane.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Because they believe from hearing this line that there has always been some sort of secret Illuminati Mossad plot to put Donald Trump in the presidency twice and all these other different things from listening to it. But the thing is, and you have to keep in mind is there's a lot of things that happened between March of 2000 and today we're viewing this in March of 2006. This episode comes out on March 1st, 2026.
Mrs. P
You said 2006?
Host
I wish.
Mrs. P
Holy shit. 2006. Incredible year.
Host
Crazy year.
Mrs. P
Incredible year.
Host
MySpace was still rocking and YouTube was just rolling out. But in March of 2026, looking back, we have this gulf of knowledge of things that are going to happen between when this episode air and now. But back all the way then this reference to Donald Trump being president.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Falls into a couple of different things.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Number one, Donald Trump used to say he was running for president all the time.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
It was like his. Like, it was literally his annual gag.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
He would bring it up all the time. He would say he was going to refund his run as a Reform Party candidate, which was the same candidacy that Ross Perot ran under and also was the same political party that Jesse Ventura ran for governor of Minnesota under.
Mrs. P
The wrestler.
Host
Yes. Wrestler and governor of Minnesota. Jesse Ventura. Jesse the Body Ventura, a man who tried to unionize all the wrestlers before the dastardly villain Hulk Hogan snitched to Vince McMahon.
Mrs. P
Vince McMahon, famously one of Donald Trump's good friends.
Host
Very, very close friends. Yeah. And alleged human trafficker. Anyway, the. This whole reference is a thing that Donald Trump would say all the time. Because whenever Donald Trump wanted to show up in the newspapers or. Or get on the radio or figure out anything, long before he was on the Apprentice, he would say, I'm gonna run for president. In fact, there's actually, like, even back in the 90s, Donald Trump goes on Oprah.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And he's there, and he's like, doing this whole Oprah moment. And during it, Oprah Winfrey herself says, sounds to me like you should be president. Donald Trump. Oprah, Oprah.
Mrs. P
Stop it.
Host
The mother of demons herself, Oprah.
Mrs. P
First Dr. Phil, then Dr. Oz, then Jenny McCarthy, and Donald Trump. Oh, my God, could you stop putting people on these couches?
Host
But the thing is, is because Donald Trump has always been viewed as the. I want to say, basically the idiot's version of a businessman.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
It's very easy for the writers to go, oh, let's take a look at this ridiculous thing, this joke of a man. He becomes president. Right. And then they go, we inherit a budget crunch. Yeah. That's funny.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Because we just live through all of that. By the time this was written in 1999 and aired in 2000, this is after living through Ronald Reagan being a president with George H.W. bush as vice president, eventually president who kind of nukes the economy over time. So the Clintons have to come in and fix the budget and all these different things. So, like, they'd lived through recessions before they dealt with that. The boom and bust cycle. Many of the writers on the Simpsons are really, really smart. People. Right. And so they just see, like, history is kind of cycles in certain ways, and these things come and go. And honest, this is a funny bit because in 2000, Donald Trump becoming president, much less a reality TV star, much less a WWE hall of Famer, all those things. Sounds insane.
Mrs. P
It sounds crazy. He's like the steak guy, the Atlantic City steak.
Host
He hadn't even done the stakes yet.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God.
Host
This is. This was pre Trump stakes. Okay. They literally looked around, they said, what is the biggest clown that we could make a joke of becoming president in the future?
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And now here we are, 10 years into his reign, wondering if it'll ever end.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God, please. For our psyches.
Host
Yeah. But you want to speak about psyches and speaking about things of like, you know, seeing tea leaves and feeling things out there that might be changes in the future.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Okay. Can I tell you one thing that the Simpsons predicted the number nine on our list?
Mrs. P
What's that?
Host
They predicted that Disney would buy 20th Century Fox. Okay. Because we live right now in a world of media mergers.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
A world where conglomerates. Conglomerates will Netflix by wb, Discover will the Paramount plus and the cabal of the Ellisons. Well, all these different things. But all the way back In November of 1998, an episode with a ton of famous guest stars, including Alec Baldwin, Kim Basinger and Ron Howard.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Also had a very famous scene where. Where they're in Hollywood and They show the 20th Century Fox sign with a picture on it that says a division of Walt Disney Company. And this was 21 years before the actual merger of. When Disney bought 20th Century Fox, they
Mrs. P
were like, they're for sure going to become monopolies of media.
Host
Yeah. Well, see, this is the thing is. Is one of the things is, is the Simpsons famously have been made fun of Fox for years.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
They would always.
Mrs. P
And they are on Fox.
Host
They're on Fox. It was one of their big things. And comedy shows in general of. Especially if they're on a network. Love to poke fun of that. If you look at, like, when Conan got fired from NBC, when you look at what's going on with Colbert right now in cbs. Right. But the Simpsons, one of their most famous ones is they show a Fox News helicopter, which is part of the Fox of News Corp. Which is the Overall Corporation owned 20th Century Fox, Fox Television and Fox News.
Mrs. P
Yep.
Host
All owned by Rupert Murdoch. There is a helicopter that says Fox News. Not racist. But number one with racists like that ran on the Simpsons. No one's ever pointed to that Being like, oh, yeah, look, that's proof that there's an Illuminati conspiracy. No, it's just like, that's.
Mrs. P
No, you're right.
Host
They looked around and said, this is a thing that happens.
Mrs. P
You're right.
Host
And so in this case, what the joke is, is actually about Disney buying things like ABC and ESPN and growing into becoming a mega corporation. Eventually, Walt Disney Company did buy this as section of Fox.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Because they didn't buy everything by Fox News. They bought 20th Century Fox. And with that, actually, it got them a bunch of things. So it got them, like, the X Men.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
It got them access to certain parts of Marvel they didn't have before. But it also meant that Disney. And Lisa Simpson herself is a Disney princess.
Mrs. P
Oh, she would love that.
Host
Yes, she would.
Mrs. P
So she'd be like, don't just put. Put me in a corner of being a Disney princess.
Host
Yeah, exactly. She's like, I want to be more than that.
Mrs. P
But, yeah, she's gonna be the president.
Host
The Simpsons are part of the Disney universe of intellectual property.
Mrs. P
That's so crazy.
Host
And. Yeah. Well. And if you go to Disney plus, there'll be, like, a Simpsons tab.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And all these different things. But, yeah, there's a. There's a few things like that.
Mrs. P
I like that they called it. They were like, no, there's no way these super big companies are gonna start eating each other like big fish.
Host
Yeah. But it's also just. I think also in this joke that they're making here is. This joke is. Is because they're like, Fox is so. So second class. The thing people forget about Fox in general, especially Fox broadcast, is that it was always the fourth or fifth station when you look at broadcast versus television. So a lot of us know cable and we understand tv, but sometimes people have an issue with a distinction between broadcast television in America and cable and all these mega conglomerates. So back in the day, you had cbs, abc, NBC. Those were the three major stations.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Then you also had pbs. Then there. Those were on the main channels that everyone had. That would be like 3, 6, 10, and 12 for us in the Philadelphia region.
Mrs. P
Yep.
Host
Fox came in. Fox was 29, a local station, which is on the UHF channels.
Mrs. P
Yep.
Host
Which famously Weird Al made fun of. But they were this other thing, this upstart network that was coming in later. You would have WB, my PHL 17, my. PHL 17, and CW or how those things pull together. But Fox was considered, like, the 4th or even 5th station. It was one that came in later. And so the reason The Simpsons were able to premiere on Fox and not on one of these other ones. Is Fox was trying anything to do garner ratings and to get people to tune into them and to turn away from the brands that they've learned and trusted in television.
Mrs. P
Isn't that. Isn't this time where Fox has In Living Color?
Host
Yes. In Living Color and Married with children. And the Simpsons are the three reasons that Rupert Murdoch was able to get rich enough to be able to build Fox News.
Mrs. P
Oh, I hate that.
Host
Well, no, it's a thing that actually
Mrs. P
say how much I loved In Living Color. You know what's funny is my parents. I had pretty weirdly strict. I had strict parents in weird ways. And one of them was that I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons for a long time growing up.
Host
I know a lot of.
Mrs. P
Because it was like, we're like, oh, you can't watch the Simpsons. But then I would watch In Living Color all the time.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
So, like, don't ever let them see what I'm watching on a living.
Host
So In Living Color is the reason the super bowl halftime special exists.
Mrs. P
What do you mean?
Host
So there's this thing where the super bowl halftime used to just be dog shit.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Okay. It was just, like, legit. They would have, like, dogs, or they have local marching bands, or they would just have, like, a lady come out and sing for, like, a minute who was, like, a nobody. Yeah. It wasn't until in the early 90s and living color and the Wayans brothers decided to make a Super bowl halftime special the same way Turning point USA tried.
Mrs. P
Oh, okay.
Host
And what they did is they're like, we're gonna air a special episode of In Living color on Fox.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And so everyone changed the channel from the Super Bowl. The second they went to halftime, they switched over to Fox and this special In Living color episode ran.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And it got millions and millions and millions of views. Oh, for sure. And everybod talked about the next day, they talked more about the In Living Color special than they did the super bowl halftime special. So what did the NFL do the next year? They hired Michael Jackson to become the super bowl halftime special. And they went and promoted it. And that turns into the Pepsi halftime special, which eventually turns into the apple music halftime special that's now produced by Jay Z, which is also a sign of the Illuminati. Look how many times Lady Gaga covered her eye. Be right back after this. If you're trying to eat clean, you have to check out green Chef. Green Chef delivers real farm sourced Ingredients with over 40 customizable weekly recipes, every Green Chef box comes with certified organic produce and responsibly sourced proteins and seafood.
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Mrs. P
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Mrs. P
Yes.
Host
Because it's the thing that people need to understand. This has been Fox's number one way of gaining money. Whenever they're low.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
They always turn to minority comedy and minority audiences specifically. They're doing it right now through Tubi.
Mrs. P
To be.
Host
Yeah. To be the free streaming service. It's heavily aimed at African Americans.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
In the United States.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And it runs a lot of black creators and others. And a lot of people don't realize that this is Rupert Murdoch.
Mrs. P
That's a Fox thing.
Host
To be is owned by Fox.
Mrs. P
That's crazy. I had no idea.
Host
Exactly. That's why they call it to be.
Mrs. P
Oh, yeah.
Host
Like they want to. Again, it's brand separation. It's the same thing. When Hulu was first created, Hulu was a Fox. And Disney and NBC, like, streaming thing, they brought together because they were trying to figure out the streaming space together and to combat Netflix. And no one of them wanted to be the one to create Peacock or Disney plus or any of these different things.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
So Tubi is Fox's answer to all of these things.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God, I had no idea.
Host
Yeah. And so. But going back into this with the Living color, when they got to a certain level with the Living color, and then the Wayans brothers wanted more money, Fox turns their back on them and tosses them aside. Married with children, they go and really aim for the lowest common denominator with Al Bundy and those. Those guys. They get enough money, they go and they junk that. They keep these guys around for as long as they can. Yeah. But at a certain point, they move on. The Simpsons have become their prestige. The Simpsons are just now. They're like one of the last OGs that are left on fox. Which is why the Simpsons could stay around long enough to get to our number eight, which is to predict the Ocean Gate disaster all the way back in January of 2006.
Mrs. P
Wait, Ocean Gate. That was when the rich guys went down in the submarine.
Host
The billionaires that exploded.
Mrs. P
Yeah, I think they imploded.
Host
They did. They vaporized.
Mrs. P
They vaporized.
Host
They vaporized.
Mrs. P
I remember after they finally were like, we don't think they're coming back. And then videos started showing up online of like, what it would look like if you got crushed under the pressure.
Host
Oh, yeah, it was just like instant.
Mrs. P
And I was like, this is crazy.
Host
Yeah, 100.
Mrs. P
Also, it was crazy that everybody was cheering. Anyway, tell me about how the Simpsons could have possibly known Ocean Gate was gonna happen.
Host
Well, what you need to understand, Mrs. P. Is that billionaires, they yearn for the tubes. They yearn for the tubes. But this episode is from season 10 episode, excuse me, season 17, episode 10, and it's called Homer's Paternity Coot. In this episode, Homer believes a man named Mason Fairbanks to be his long lost biological father. The two embark on an underwater adventure in individual submersibles to try and find the treasures in a sunken ship named Piso Mojado. But Homer gets stuck in a coral and his oxygen levels keep dipping. He loses consciousness and wakes up three days later in a hospital. In June of 2023, many fans noted the parallels with the real life disappearance of an Oceangate submersible that was carrying five passengers who were on an adventure to see the ruins of the Titanic at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. The thing is, people noticed that the difference was there was a while there where they were looking for the Ocean Gate. And they're like, maybe they're down there. And there was even timers that ran on the corner cnn, like, they have this much Oxygen left. No.
Mrs. P
So crazy.
Host
It's so crazy that they have been dead for days.
Mrs. P
In retrospect, even if they would have survived.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
It's crazy that every news network put up a fucking timer for how much oxygen was left in that fucking tank.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
And then. And then we all found out they're down there. The guy's steering with a PlayStation controller.
Host
Mm.
Mrs. P
In a toilet tube.
Host
Imagine having. Imagine dying via Mad Cat's controller. That's so crazy, bro. So the thing to keep in mind again with this one is it sounds
Mrs. P
like they didn't nail this one.
Host
No, they didn't nail it completely. They're close.
Mrs. P
They're close because there was a father son, though, right?
Host
There was a father son in there because that was their bonding thing. And as we pointed out.
Mrs. P
Way to bond, y'. All.
Host
But as we pointed out in the. Was it the Macy's episode? Okay, wasn't the Macy's episode.
Mrs. P
The guy was on the Titanic.
Host
Yeah. The. The wife of the guy who was running Ocean Gate.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And that. The reason why that exploded is because he kept running the same one.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And they were using. It was the material that was made of. Had cracks and fissures. Once it reached that certain level, it could do it once or twice. But I think it was a fiberglass shell or something along those lines. It wasn't strong enough. The best is the fact that James Cameron talks shit on all of their watery graves. If you guys want to. You want. Guys want to see something crazy? There are some lines. Actually. There was an investigation that was done. I think it was the FAA or the Coast Guard. One of those where they have all these redacted names.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
James Cameron's name is redacted. Not Epstein Files side. But you can, like, read this through. And basically he spends the entire time just talking shit.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
The Ocean Gate guy, he'd be like, that fucking idiot. Not because James Cameron is obsessed with submersibles. He's. He literally did the Titanic movie to make money.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
To be able to cover going down to the Titanic in a submersible. That's why it's part of the movie. He was like, I'm gonna figure out how to fund this.
Mrs. P
He's like, no, I'm gonna write it off.
Host
Yeah, I'm gonna write it off the same way Mrs. P holds up a nice sweater when we're out and goes, maybe for the show. And I'm like, I'm not. I'm not writing it off. I'm not writing it off. I'm not keeping that receipt.
Mrs. P
Okay. Did you write this off?
Host
No, we got this. We got this. Rehoboth beach at an outlet mall, like, three years ago. And I put it on because I feel Olympic. I figured if Kash Patel can hang out in the locker room, so can I. Oh, no.
Mrs. P
Anyway, those guys are getting canceled hard on the Internet.
Host
Well, you know what, man? They learn when to laugh. Anyway, the whole thing is with this submersible and them making this prediction. It's based on a pattern recognition of the joke. Yeah, rich people love doing weird stuff, including getting in and funding underwater submersibles, Especially lone one man submersibles in this episode. They're in the type that are glass. They're very much more like the submersibles you can get in GTA 5, where you can float in the water out there. And it's just that sort of feeling. This is just like rich people shit. This is Richard Branson.
Mrs. P
Rich people.
Host
Rich people shit. I mean, if they did big hot air balloon, it would also make sense inside of this. But they wanted to have a joke where a guy gets stuck underwater. And this is just kind of how they went with it.
Mrs. P
All right? So I'm saying they didn't definitely. They didn't nail the future on this one.
Host
Well, they didn't the future on the next one.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Which was in the episode, you don't have to live like a referee that aired in March of 2014. They completely predicted the FIFA corruption scandal. Which one exactly? Exactly. In this episode, Homer gets brought into the world of soccer refereeing, mainly due to the FIFA organization having a shortage of referees due to massive corruption. Though he gets tempted, he ends up deciding to call the big game, fairly leading to Germany winning the World Cup. The show, this episode specifically was right about two things. Number one, Germany did end up winning the next World cup. And number two, in 2015, FIFA's headquarters were raided by the police amid accusations of bribery, fraud, and money laundering.
Mrs. P
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
But now everything's fine, and FIFA's no longer corrupt. And we have the FIFA World Peace Prize.
Mrs. P
Who won the FIFA World Peace Prize?
Host
He is the man from the 10th thing. The president of the United States.
Mrs. P
Super peaceful guy. Has he ever kidnapped a different country's president?
Host
Not that I know of. And the Simpsons have not. As far as I know, as far as from looking around, the Simpsons have not predicted the president, United States kidnapping another president. Okay, they did predict a president getting arrested one time, but that was just. They just had a line. President arrested because they're like, that's a funny headline.
Mrs. P
That would never happen.
Host
But in this one, this is again, one of those ones where it's like, the Germany. Them nailing Germany.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Crazy. But again, this ends up in one of those situations when you look at it, we're like, germany has won a bunch of World Cups.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And have been a really good team historically around that time. This would be like, right now of being like, oh, and Argentina wins the World Cup. Oh, the MVP would be messy. You know what I mean?
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
You know, like, that's. That's like kind of like. Oh, it's. It's a hedged bet.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And if they had been wrong, everyone would have known they've been wrong.
Mrs. P
So, like, the Simpsons. I. Tell me if I'm wrong about this, but I don't think the writers of the Simpsons were trying to predict the future. I think they were just trying to write silly episodes.
Host
Yeah. This, again, this is part of it. And this is actually a thing that comes up in a lot of these different articles about the Simpsons, specifically around these prediction things.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Is the guys are always like, yeah, we try to take things from the real world and we try to make them assert as possible.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And we try to just kind of, like, do this. We're not intentionally trying to predict things.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
The thing is, is saying FIFA is corrupt and saying the World cup is corrupt is. Been, like, been there since the beginning of the World Cup.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Like the very first World cup, you're like, is blue. Yeah. Like, the first World cup had, like, referees chasing people off the. Off the. Off the pitch and all these different things. Like, there's, like, crazy stories around the early World Cups of massive corruption. Then you also get into the world of sports washing. Then you get into international politics around it. Then you get the money, money, money, moneys. And it just gets worse, wilder from there. And so them predicting this is like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just. It's. It's crazier. The fact that the Simpsons joked about, like, the joke in this was FIFA actually getting busted.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
That's the actual joke. And they're like, imagine. Could you imagine a world where, like, I don't know, a Republican politician got impeached or removed from office? That'd be so funny.
Mrs. P
That'd be so crazy. That would never happen.
Host
So funny. Because it's absurd.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
That's what I mean by it. That makes sense.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Yeah. You want to go on to the next one? Yeah, the next one's not as cutesy why not? Because it's from the episode Springfield with a dollar for the S. So I guess like dollar Springfield from December of 1990. Like Kesha. Yeah, yeah. It's from season five, episode ten. And this one predicted the tiger attacking Siegfried and Roy.
Mrs. P
Oh, no.
Host
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. P
I mean, that's just a numbers game, really.
Host
That's what I'm saying.
Mrs. P
There's like that sound like they're hanging out with tigers.
Host
Yeah. I mean, and the thing is about Siegfried, Roy. Right. And about this is in this episode, Mr. Burns decides to build a casino in Springfield.
Mrs. P
For sure.
Host
All right. And he wants to have this very. He wants it to have more Vegas than Atlantic City energy. Because again, he doesn't want to feel like a failure like Donald Trump. He's a real billionaire.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
So he wants to build it more like Vegas. And it's especially like 90s Vegas had a family friend, like they were trying to build a family friendly energy.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
It was. This is way before they had. Was it the orb? The sphere.
Mrs. P
The sphere.
Host
The sphere. Way before that. You know, so they're trying to build these different things, like circus. Circus. All these other different places where they want to have these big gaudy shows.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And so inside of it, he has. Mr. Burns has two men who do a tiger magic act.
Mrs. P
Well, yeah. You have to have a tiger magic act.
Host
They are not Siegfried and Roy.
Mrs. P
No. What are the names?
Host
Their name are Gunter and Ernst. But they're clearly.
Mrs. P
I get what you're doing.
Host
Yeah, yeah. They're clearly parodies of Siegfried and Roy. But their act ends in tragedy when their white tiger, anastasia, attacks them 10 years later. All right. In 2003, Roy Horn was then attacked by a white tiger.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And it like.
Mrs. P
But again, this is just a numbers thing. Because they had white tigers.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
If you're. If you're playing. Interacting with tigers.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Every day.
Host
Every day.
Mrs. P
The chance one day the tiger is going to have enough of your bullshit.
Host
So there's a crazy thing actually behind the. The Roy tiger attack.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Which some. There was. I remember reading articles about it where they at least tried to push this for a bit, that the tiger may have saved Roy's life. What? Because he may have been having a stroke or an embolism. Embolism. And it bit him right in an area to, like, relieve pressure on his brain. Now, I don't know, man. I'm just saying, like, now, like, you
Mrs. P
added a conspiracy to our theory, to our conspiracy theory episode.
Host
I'm just telling you that this is what his PR people pushed afterwards to make you not afraid of the tigers eating him again. And actually to think that the tigers were a good guy.
Mrs. P
I was. The tigers are trying to save his life.
Host
I don't know. It's probably. You know, he probably used the same PR people as, like, Mossad. All right. That's just how that goes.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
All right. Anyway, with that, Mrs. P. Yeah. We're gonna come back, and when we come back, we'll talk about some other crazy things like voting machines and horse meat and Covid itself, but more right after this.
Mrs. P
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Host
you know, Mrs. P. There is a recent theory, though, as to why the Simpsons have so many connections into predictions.
Mrs. P
Why?
Host
And it's because that Matt Groining, the inventor of the Simpsons, might be part of the Illuminati.
Mrs. P
What do you mean?
Host
Well, so Matt Groening is in the Epstein files.
Mrs. P
I don't. I don't know where I put the water bottle. What are you talking about?
Host
Well, I hid the water bottle.
Mrs. P
You hid the water bottle.
Host
Because I knew this exact moment was going to happen. Okay. The creator of the Simpsons is in the Epstein files, and he was specifically mentioned by Virginia Ghaffrey, who is the. The main girl everybody knows and she who passed away. Yes, yes, yes. Under suspicious circumstances. Matt Groening has mentioned he flew on Epstein's plane in 1999 on a short flight. And Virginia was ordered by Jeffrey Epstein to give Matt Groining a foot massage on this short flight. And she makes note of it in her memoirs and in testimony. Now, to be clear, she says repeatedly that Mack Groening was a very, very nice man and that nothing sexual or untoward happened or any of this different stuff. It was when she was working as a masseuse for Epstein after Epstein had convinced her to stop working at Mar a Lago for Donald Trump.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
This is in that time period in 1999. He told her, give Matt Groining a foot massage.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
She took off his shoes and said. And she keeps. She said repeatedly it was the gnarliest looking feet she's ever seen in his life. She goes into, like, very vivid description of, like, how disgusting his feet are.
Mrs. P
Oh.
Host
And the thing is, is, like, he's. He's like a old guy cartoonist. Like, when I look at it, like, I Wouldn't expect him to have good feet. Like, he has a guy. What do you look at? I don't want to judge a book by his cover, but that's a bad foot cover.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Okay. But she cleaned his feet as best she could and then she gave him a foot massage on this very short flight. I think it's like under an hour of the flight. He then reached into his briefcase and he pulled out two blank pieces of paper and he asked her, I want to do a Simpsons drawing for you. And he drew two sketches of Bart Simpson that he then personalized to her brothers that she then gave to her brothers.
Mrs. P
That's so weird.
Host
His name comes up again repeatedly when you're reading through evidence logs because there is a signed Bart Simpson's picture that pops up repeatedly in Jalane's possessions and others. Like there are some ones around there. So it's been one of those ones where like he has a connection there. So now conspiracy theories, the same way people like they're eating babies because there's one email, are like, I told you the Simpsons had connections.
Mrs. P
Oh, yeah. Okay. So I hate all of that.
Host
I know, it's crazy.
Mrs. P
Okay, let's. I would like to get away from this. What's the next one?
Host
Faulty voter machines.
Mrs. P
Oh, no.
Host
Now here's the thing. I can already see by your face.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
You think this is going to be a January 6th thing.
Mrs. P
I. I mean, I was going to think it was a Trump thing.
Host
Yeah. Stop the steal thing.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
No, it's not. Because people forget that in the early, early 2000s through like 2012, basically stealing elections and fake voter machines. That was a lib thing.
Mrs. P
What?
Host
Yeah. 9, 11 conspiracies, stealing elections, hating Big Pharma, all these things. These were like crazy lefty things for a very long time. A lot of them got co opted by the Trump machine. And the thing, Mrs. P. Is all the way back in November of 2008.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
There was a prediction in the treehouse of horror.
Mrs. P
19 oh, the Oogie spooky Halloween episode.
Host
Yeah. Where they do a bunch of different references to. In season 20, episode four, in the Cold Open, there is a scene where Homer is standing in a voting booth and he's attempting to vote for Barack Obama.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And every time he touches the screen, the computerized machines count it for John McCain. Yeah. And this is a joke. And the thing is, is like a lot of people forget, this is a reference to 2004 and Diebold machines in Ohio. It's also a reference to Florida in 2000.
Mrs. P
The hanging chads.
Host
The hanging chads and the butterfly ballots down there of this idea of it doesn't matter how you vote. It matters how it's counted. And the thing is, is it only took one more election cycle for this exact thing to happen where someone actually shot a viral video of themselves using a touchscreen.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
To try to vote. And they are trying to vote for. It's either Romney and it chooses Obama, or they're voting for Obama and it chooses Romney. Wow. But the whole thing is a lot of these things are tied together is because Republicans are considered so pro business and so connected to the business world that. That was always the view. If that the. That the voting machines would always skew towards the Republican.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Because the owners of the voting machines and that company that's servicing them would. Would be Republican.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And so the joke is always that way. It's not until Trump shows up with his paranoia, narcissism, and general feeling of, if I say it's stolen now, then if it is stolen, I can claim it's stolen.
Mrs. P
Saying it's stolen. But he won.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
That's the. He's like, they're gonna try to steal it. And you're like, but you won.
Host
Yeah, exactly. Well, that's the thing. In 2016, he claimed it was stolen running up to the day he won. Yeah. And then he still tried claiming that the popular vote was rigged.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Because he only won the electoral in 2020. Obviously, we all know what happened. And then. Yeah. The FBI tried to fake January 6th.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God.
Host
But actually, what's crazy, there's a reference to people storming the Capitol inside the Simpsons. No, I don't even have it in this list.
Mrs. P
It's not even on. Didn't make a list.
Host
It's not even on this list. But there's a reference to January 6th in the Simpsons. It's, again, it's making fun of everything. Looking around. There's, you know. You know, I'm just a bill. Yes. I'm only from Schoolhouse Rock.
Mrs. P
Yes.
Host
That famous thing. There's a scene of a bunch of, like, bills dressed up in, like, hunter gear and, like, very Second Amendment rushing into the Capitol building.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God.
Host
And that reference then is, like, in the restaurant. So people are like, oh, my God, this is predicted January 6th.
Mrs. P
One of the bills is dressed up like a shaman.
Host
Yeah. That would be very funny. But the thing is, it's like, again, you didn't have to actually, like, predicting January 6th in the way, like, I predicted January 6th.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
I remember, like I told you it was gonna happen right before it happened.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And part of it was because these guys were very open about it.
Mrs. P
They had Facebook pages dedicated to it.
Host
Yeah. But also the other thing is when I looked at the timeline once Trump had lost in 2020. Right. And people were dancing in the streets for Joe Biden. Remember those days? They're dancing in the streets. Oh, my God, Joe Biden. And then I sat there, I went, well, okay, well, I know it's not done yet because each of these states have to certify. And my fear at the time was that they were going to try to take over one of the state capitals and that would trigger a civil war. They did actually try to do that, which actually then hardened a bunch of other stuff. I think it was Michigan. They tried to, like, there were some things happened and some people, like, that was really shady and that's what lended to. And at least in Pennsylvania, to Harrisburg, they ended up actually, like, securing the state capitals. So across the United States, especially in these swing states, they were very nervous to make sure that they could go through the actual moment of I hereby swear these electors and all this different stuff to do the ceremony, because to make our government legitimate, we not only just have to have the vote, we have to have a series of ceremonies that say that what happened, happened. That's where legitimacy comes from. Okay. And so in this case, all these things were happening. I remember one day, I think it was in December, I looked at the entire. Like, I was like, what is it done? When is before he puts his hand on the Bible, when is it official that Joe Biden has won? Because all of these steps along the way, none of these are official. Yeah. On the election day, when the ap, the Associated Press, or some guy tweets, my God, I've seen enough, so and so won, I always think to a famous picture of Harry Truman defeating his Republican rival and holding up a newspaper that said, Dewey beats Truman and Harry Truman laughing. Because the newspapers predicted that he would lose. They went ahead and officially stated that news, and then it didn't happen.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Because of that. That's why we have certification. So I looked at the timeline. I said, what's the last possible date? And it said January 6th. And I said, well, that's the day everything bad's gonna happen. Because it's easy to predict with Donald Trump. He's an extremely lazy man.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Surrounded by extremely lazy people.
Mrs. P
Yeah. Well, he's not just lazy. He thinks that there's a finite amount of energy in your body.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
And doesn't want to waste it.
Host
Exactly. But also, he's one of the type person, he wants to hold it off to the last possible minute, and then he wants to ask for an extension.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
This is the reason why.
Mrs. P
Gonna file that appeal.
Host
He's gonna file an appeal. He's gonna file an extension. The way he was able to not pay contractors, specifically in Atlantic City was one of the things he would do is he would have lawyers and retainer, and he'd say, okay, thank you for the cabinetry. I'm not going to pay you. And the guy would go, well, I'm going to sue you. He's like, great. Do you have a million dollars? Because that's how much it's going to cost you in legal fees to be able to go up against my lawyers. Because he is paying those lawyers anyway.
Mrs. P
Yeah. Because he figured it was cheaper to just keep lawyers on staff than it is to pay all the contractors.
Host
Yeah. And he didn't worry about that would happen inside, like his word of mouth or any of those different things, because there was always a new round of contractors because he just put those ones out of business.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And it's just like how this man has operated throughout history. So. Yeah. So going all the way back to what we're actually talking about here, which was faulty voting machines. All of those were tied around the idea that if you tried to vote for Obama, it was going to choose Romney. And also there was another movie, I think it was called man of the Year. No, it wasn't man of the Year. There was a movie that had Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis and that was set. Oh, and man of the Year with Robin Williams. All of them had jokes about voting machines.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
There was a lot of very left liberal movies that were all about how Republicans were going to steal elections. Well, but they were going to do it secretly instead of in public, like they're trying to do now on Twitter. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? But that was one of the ways the Simpsons.
Mrs. P
So I feel like they sort of nailed that one. They sort of. They sort of nailed that one. Except for it's in reverse.
Host
They nailed it in reverse on paper. And also it was happening. And it was a reference to things that are. Okay.
Mrs. P
Okay, what's the next one?
Host
The next one is from Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badass song Great Name, Season 5, Episode 19. And this prediction was about horse meat in people food.
Mrs. P
I'm sorry, what?
Host
Yeah, so in this episode, we see Lunch Lady Doris adding horse parts to a typical Springfield elementary lunch. In 2013, health officials in the United States discovered that several beef products contained horse meat all across the US and the thing is. The thing is RFK Jr. Baby, there's RFK Jr. There's also, like, the Ikea Swedish meatballs. That was one of that. The one of the ones that came up, and it's happened a couple times. Those things are delicious in some. Not the horse meat ones.
Mrs. P
I don't know. Are they?
Host
I think it's mostly gravy. I think the gravy is what you like. I don't know. But what I'm gonna say, though, is the horse meat thing. Like, in France, eating horse meat's fine.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
There's. This is a cultural thing. It's culture to culture, and it's also where you're sourcing the meat from and all this different stuff. And so, like, in the US we're anti Eating horse.
Mrs. P
Sure.
Host
Just kind of general, like, culturally, like how we've been because of cowboys and the Marlboro man and stuff like that. But historically, eating horse meat was just a thing. There are people, like, eating meat is meat.
Mrs. P
Yeah. Glue is glue.
Host
I mean, kind of. Yeah. And so I don't really have much for this one because it's just kind
Mrs. P
of like a. I just. I like, in my mind, it's just funny because we live in a world now where, like, when it comes to, quote, health and food and, like, the things we're putting in our foods, like, our foods overall and, like, what the FDA does and doesn't check, it's like, this could have been that. You said it was 2013. Yeah, in 2013, I would, as a new Simpsons writer, the mooning. I think in 2027, they're going to find out there's horse meat and food again.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Because they're going to say, oh, well, it's. Oh, what's the liver King say? Like, it's very. It'll be very Liver King coated. It'll be like, it's an ancient man. It's alpha. Like, they're gonna rebrand it. Because that's what. That's what they do in America is they rebrand certain things. Like, I got an ad the other day for a protein powder that was made of colostrum. Do you know colostrum is. No, Colostrum is the milk that comes out of a breast right after you give birth. So it's like, it's the very first thing a newborn drinks. And it's like, makes Them really. It's really good for them. It's got all the right antibodies, and it helps them stay safe and strong. And so. But it's a very specific time frame that your body makes this. And so they're rebranding Colostrum from cows. They supposed to go to little baby cows, and they're saying, oh, if you drink this protein powder made out of a colostrum, it'll be good for you. And they're, like, getting people to drink it in these powders. And I'm getting. I'm watching this ad, and I'm, like, knowing what it is, and I'm like, guys, this is a crazy rebrand of what that is.
Host
It's nipple froth.
Mrs. P
It's nipple froth. And so now there's, like, big bodybuilder dudes who are jacked up on testosterone and all the other things they make. I'm drinking colostrum, and I'm like, I think in one more year, they're gonna be putting horse meat and stuff, because they'll rebrand anything for. In quote, health.
Host
Yeah. No, exactly. And that's just kind of how all these things and. And in general with this. When we get into factory farming.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
When you look at things like factory farming and you look at, like, how our food is sourced and all these different things, like, that's kind of where I remember the Simpsons having jokes about hot dogs, including raccoon.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Like, they take all the different parts of all these different things of, like, what is a hot dog? What is scrapple?
Mrs. P
Don't ask.
Host
We don't want to know.
Mrs. P
Delicious.
Host
There's a. There's a level where you just go, it's what it is. But, like, that's kind of where this comes from. And in the case of, like, the. The school lunches.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
There's. There was a move.
Mrs. P
Michelle Obama tried to make them healthy and good.
Host
She did. And then we. Instead, we brought in RFK.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
It's crazy, because everything they claim that RFK Jr. Was pushing is things that Michelle Obama pushed and then racist said they didn't.
Mrs. P
Yeah. Michelle Obama's like, I'm gonna have a garden and talk to kids about vegetables.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Like, we're gonna pave the Rose Garden and put it like. Like, and give them kids supplements or something. Yeah.
Host
No. 100%. The rose garden patio. Yeah. She was like, yeah, maybe we should have corn. Yeah. It would be nice if kids ate corn. It'd be good for them.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And people were like, you can't make me corn. In my world, jello is a, is a vegetable. But yeah, that's the whole thing that happened. Like the whole backlog. People don't know that. Like the backlash to the backlash is the reason why certain movements give up on certain things and then they're adopted by others. And again, part of this is because of references. So speaking of references and things that again, when you're using modern brain and looking at you go, are they predicting the thing that I'm going through right now?
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
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Mrs. P
I know. I don't. We just talked about horse meat. Yeah, and now we're going to talk about horse me. Dewormers.
Host
Yeah, kind of. Yeah. You know what? Look at you. Look at you.
Mrs. P
I'm putting them together.
Host
Oh, let's get you a big red string board. Okay. Because. Because here's the thing. The episode margin chains.
Mrs. P
Okay. Margin chains, as in Marge the wife.
Host
Yes. Yeah.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
It's from season four, episode 21st of May of 1993. This, at the beginning of this episode, is set in Japan. Okay, okay. And in Japan, there's a sick factory worker working on a line, and he coughs into a box, okay? And that box is shipping juicers to Springfield.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
So juicers, like, you take an orange and squeeze it on, you make juice.
Mrs. P
I used to have a juicer, but they're a pain to clean, so I stopped using it.
Host
So then the town's residents of Springfield.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
They all become sick because the man coughed in a box that is using the juicers. Somebody uses the juicer, they become ill, and it spreads around. And in the show, they call it Osaka flu. And they even have this picture of Godzilla with a thermometer.
Mrs. P
Oh, sad Godzilla.
Host
It's sad Godzilla. Now, on its own. This is its own thing. It's just sitting there. And the idea behind this, when you look at it, is the idea of, like, smallpox, blankets and all these different things. This is kind of forgotten about. It's a throwaway gag until March of 2020, when coronavirus replaced Osaka flu in memes online. People are watching. They're stuck indoors. They're watching Simpsons Marathons on FXX. They're going to their DVDs. This is from the early seasons. A lot of people really like the early season. More like later seasons. So these early seasons are ones that get rewatched a lot.
Mrs. P
So they're watching it, and they're like, oh, my God, Yes. Yet again, the Simpsons has called it.
Host
Yes. And so basically, online trolls start to use this episode, in particular for racist propaganda. Because also online trolls, they don't know where Japan versus China is and where all these different things are and where, you know, all this different stuff.
Mrs. P
Yeah, the maps are hard.
Host
Maps are hard.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
To the point where Bill Oakley, who is the co writer of this episode, had an interview with the Hollywood Reporter. And I'm assuming this was over zoom, because this was written during COVID there in the lockdowns. He said that he didn't like, quote, I Didn't like it being used for nefarious purposes. The idea that anyone misappropriates it to make coronavirus seem like an Asian plot is terrible. In terms of trying to replace the blame on Asia, I think that is gross. He also said it was meant to be absurd. The idea that someone could cough into a box and that virus would survive for six to eight weeks inside of the box itself is cartoonish. We intentionally made it cartoonish because we wanted to be silly, not scary.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And that was one of the big things that even when Covid hit, there was a big thing about people be like, I don't know, like, if I'm having groceries delivered, what if the COVID could live?
Mrs. P
It'd be like people were like Lysol,
Host
wiping all their groceries or leaving it outside for a specific amount of time or let it sit out because the virus itself could. Or viruses in general can't survive on a thing.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Without biological material for a certain amount of time because it needs to be a vice.
Mrs. P
I like how he acknowledges that it's absurd because I think a lot of. Whenever I watch the Simpsons and I think of writers like Conan o', Brien, who was a writer on the Simpsons. Right. Is Conan's style of writing and comedy. And the Simpsons style of writing. Comedy is absurdity.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
Is like, they just take it to the farthest, weirdest thought, and that's why it's funny. And so, like, it just shows that, like, they were. Like, it would be crazy if a cough collapsed in a box. Like the ladies that own, like, the only fans that sell their farts in a jar.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
Like, it's a crazy concept.
Host
Well, speaking which, though, don't drink bath water.
Mrs. P
What?
Host
Because there's people who sell. Like, there's only fans. Models who sell bath water.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Like, use bath water.
Mrs. P
Yeah. Okay. A business. I get it.
Host
Okay. Yeah. But that's. But that isn't air. And that's not open. That is a sealed jar of water.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
That has bacteria in it.
Mrs. P
And so why are you saying people are drinking it?
Host
Because that they're like, oh, my God, I would drink her bath water. Because they're that horny.
Mrs. P
No.
Host
And they've gotten, like, pink eye and shit from it and, like, other diseases, but nobody has ever come back and then said, oh, my God. This specific only fans model is.
Mrs. P
That's so funny. You have to go to the doctor and be like, how did.
Host
How did. How did this happen? Well, how did you get typhoid?
Mrs. P
Yeah. Well, yeah.
Host
I mean, like, this is the type of thing. But you. You mentioned Conan. Yeah, I did. Look it up. There's been 154 people who have been credited or with writing or co writing at least one episode of the Simpsons.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And these are the main writers. Because the thing to remember with TV shows is there's not only a writer, there's a writer's room. Then all these other people come in for punch ups.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
So there's somebody who will write the baseline episode. In the case of Conan famous. His most famous one is the monorail episode where he comes as a man, sell a monorail to town. And that episode, which is very good. There's other people who came in and went, oh, you know, it'd be funny if this thing over here. We'll add this little joke here. We'll add this little thing here. Maybe instead of saying ran, we say jog. Cause that's jogging is always funnier than running. Yeah. It's literally like a comedy rule. So things like that come in producers who may be. Have an uncredited line those days. There's all these. There's literally thousands of people involved with creating these things.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
But just some of the people that you may have heard of who have written these. And these are the ones that, as I scroll through the Wikipedia article, of every writer.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Almost every single one of them have a clickable name because they've. All of them have done so much. And just like SNL and other things, the Simpsons has become a place where people build their resume on it. It's almost like a writer. A comedy writer's college.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And so here's some names. Seth Rogen, Ricky Gervais, Judd Apatow, Pete Holmes, Dana Gould, who was also a massive producer, and Conan o'. Brien. And speaking of Conan, there's a whole other level, especially around the Epstein stuff.
Mrs. P
Wait, what?
Host
That's not involving Conan himself.
Mrs. P
Whoa.
Host
But involving the Late Show, Late Night with Conan o' Brien and his TBS show. Because there are people who now mine old Conan clips as proof that Conan o' Brien was secretly trying to out creeps across the entertainment world.
Mrs. P
The masturbating bear guy.
Host
Yes, the guy who had the masturbating bear.
Mrs. P
The masturbator.
Host
Conan o'. Brien.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And part of this is because Conan is a comedian.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And so Conan is going to either the most absurd level or he's just. Yes. Anding. Which is improv movement.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Okay. Because you do it. You're doing it right now. I know you're just saying. Yes, but the idea in improv for those you guys don't know is you go, yes. And so if Mrs. P. Say something funny.
Mrs. P
Mrs. P. Oh, say something. Okay. I fell down the stairs.
Host
Yes. And at the bottom, there were alligators. Right. Like that is. That's improv. Okay. Yeah.
Mrs. P
And I really need you to call an exterminator.
Host
Yeah, I do. See. Exactly. See. Yes. And she's adding. She's heightening to it. She's adding to it. People pay thousands of dollars to improv classes to learn what we just taught you. And. And my.
Mrs. P
Join our Patreon and make checks payable. Yeah.
Host
And I will say my one notice. I didn't love that my wife immediately went to. I fell down the stairs. I just want to throw that out there.
Mrs. P
I didn't say I was pushed.
Host
The implication is there, lady. But that's exactly where Conan's brain. There is a famous clip of Conan o' Brien interviewing Danny Masters.
Mrs. P
Oh, my God.
Host
The Scientologist who has been found guilty of horrific crimes.
Mrs. P
Yes.
Host
Danny Masterson is talking about in his interview. It's. The interview's not going well because it's very clear that the character Hyde is a lot more interest. Hyde from that 70s show is a lot more interesting than Danny Masterson the person.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And Conan going off of Danny Masterson's joke about showing people his balls unannounced. Conan replies. Replies to him. I've heard about you, and you'll be caught soon. I know you will. Now, that's Conan reacting to a piece of information that man told him. Yeah. That Danny Masterson states that he is showing his genitalia to people without their asking.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
That Conan says, you're gonna go to jail. And this happens repeatedly. People sit on the show trying to be funny, saying outlandish things. And then Conan has two choices. He can either heighten, say an outlandish thing and agree with that person for being a creepy or say you're gonna go to jail for what you just said and the crowd's gonna laugh regardless, because it's a comedy show, and this is how comedy works, especially in the early 2000s with a lot of very questionable humor looking at you. Scrubs. Anyway, there's a whole. There's a whole. There's a whole side market of this stuff.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
What I'm trying to say is on YouTube, I see it.
Mrs. P
I get all saying is that Conan o' Brien wasn't sprinkling Illuminati truths. He didn't know things.
Host
No. He was just trying to get through an episode.
Mrs. P
He was just trying to make someone that sucks seem funny.
Host
Yeah, he was just. He was just. That's not even that because Conan actually, like if the guy truly sucked, he would not try to make them seem funny. Conan was just trying to get to commercial. Because the thing is, is like I know that we have on our show, we have sponsors and we have programmatic ads we put in there that we don't control all the different things. Like the late night format has a very. The Simpsons have very particular format which was a block of commercials every six minutes.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And they had to hit the six minute mark and they throw commercials at you. We try to aim for like a 15 or 20 minute range in between each ones so that way you guys can get through a little bit more of it. And if you don't like those ads, you can always join us@Pearlmania500.net that's right. This was an ad inside of itself. Fuck you. Join us at the team lead level and get ad free content like, like the after party. We'll react to your comments that you're leaving right now on YouTube, on the secret YouTube and on Patreon.
Mrs. P
I'm unfollowing.
Host
Yeah, join the Patreon. Tell it to our faces. Anyway, with that, Mrs. P. Now that we've talked a little bit about writers, you ready for the last two? Yeah, I have here because the next one is from the Simpsons movie.
Mrs. P
Oh, the movie.
Host
Yeah. Which. There's gonna be a second movie.
Mrs. P
Wait, there is?
Host
Yeah, which is crazy because they actually predict the second movie taking a certain amount of time and it's like almost a decade and. Or 20 years or so. Actually. I think they predicted to be 20 years and 20 years later. The second movie is almost coming out.
Mrs. P
Saw the Simpsons movie in the movie theater. Wait, it's funny. This is funny because I earlier in this episode I said that I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons when I was little. Right. Like parents rule, you're not allowed to watch the Simpsons. It's adult content. Whatever. But when I went to see the Simpsons movie in the theaters, I saw it with my dad.
Host
Yeah, that sounds about right. The thing is about the Simpsons is the Simpsons is one of those ones where if you go back to the 80s and 90s and you watch it, it actually feels like the taboo from it is from like the Victorian age. Yeah, it's from such a different age. I mean, people forget that the Simpsons famously were attacked by George H.W. bush. We are going to keep on trying to strengthen The American family to make American families a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons. And he said, like, we need less of the Simpsons and more like Leave it the Beaver or whatever.
Mrs. P
One of those other classic shoes thrown at presidents.
Host
Well, that was George W. Bush. I'm Talking about George H.W. bush, who threw up on the Japanese prime minister.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Yeah, different guy. Also head of the CIA, weirdly. Anyway, NSA spying is mentioned in the Simpsons movie.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And it was before we knew about the NSA spying on everybody. Wait, yeah.
Mrs. P
What did they say?
Host
So in the movie, Marge is discussing her plan to get some government secrets because there's this whole thing about the town being taken over by Union Carbide. There's even a joke in there, like, Tom Hanks is in the movie.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And he has a bit part which actually became true in 2020, which is so funny. Tom Hanks. There's a line in there where Tom Hanks says the US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine. And in 2020, after James, January 6, and Covid, all those different things, they had Tom Hanks do a presentation to bring out Biden. Oh, it's like a pre tape. Like, in front of the Lincoln more. It was really great. I remember, like, watching and actually feeling something, but the whole time thinking about this moment from the Simpsons. So anyway, Marge has discussed her plan to get government secrets. We were taken to the headquarters immediately. You're watching her. And then it zooms out to the headquarters of the national security agent. Inside it, there is a room full of monitors with an entire room full of staff listening to phone calls in hopes of catching America's most wanted. And so, literally, in this, every cell phone, every phone, email, all this different stuff. In 2007, the Simpsons are making a joke about the NSA listening to everyone. It officially comes out in 2013 via the Edward Snowden leaks that there are numerous secret surveillance programs that were specifically being run by the nsa. Yeah. Many of which were allegedly shut down. I'm gonna hit a big allegedly on that one.
Mrs. P
Come on.
Host
Because. Yeah, there's a. I don't know if they were. I don't know. Do this button still work?
Mrs. P
Maybe.
Host
There we go. It was a big allegedly on that. Because now the reason this joke exists, and the reason, again, this isn't the Simpsons predicting anything. This is post 9 11.
Mrs. P
Yep.
Host
This is. We're in the digital age by the time the movie came out. Actually, I keep thinking it's crazy to me that the movie was 20 years ago, because I still feel like I saw it like five years ago at best. And my. My skin hurts now. But in general, at post Patriot act and the paranoia of the growing surveillance state that many of us felt, people forget that before 9 11, it. You could travel. Yeah. You had to go through a metal detector, but you weren't going through an X ray machine. Your bag might go through an X ray machine, but you weren't going through an X ray machine.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
You didn't have to have an id. You could actually go. You could keep your shoes on. Yeah. And actually you didn't even need a ticket to go through security. They just had a security line in front of the terminal to be able to get into there. You didn't need a ticket. It wasn't a ticketed only area to be in there. We used to, when my dad would travel, we used to go meet him at the gate.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
We would park our car and walk across and like all these different things, the level of security we feel now of seeing the idea of living in a country with men on the corner holding an M6 16, or to me, sorry, AR15 standing by a subway place, a subway stop with a big sign that's saying if you see something, say something like that. Is that is a this century thing.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
In last century, that just didn't exist. The idea of being able to tap into all of our phones with ring cameras and flock and all this other different shit that they've rolled out and like tried to do and pull back, scanning your face to be able to use discord. All of these new levels of surveillance and monitoring and identifying justification, these have always been in the works. And it's not that far off of a prediction, and it's not even that nefarious to be predicting it because the futurists, the engineers, the companies themselves and the government is constantly calling for these things.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
In fact, a lot of the things that came from the Patriot act, if you go and watch a movie like which I highly Recommend actually watching Fahrenheit 9 11, because there is a few things that they talk about in there that a lot of the ideas that are in the Patriot act had been being discussed by the government for a long time. They already just put them together in a single bill and said, all right, this will calm people down. We'll make sure people, you know, we'll create the TSA and we'll start checking people's mail. That'll stop the next nine, 11. And that's how people felt about right and that, like, kind of drove them crazy.
Mrs. P
Well, my favorite part of the Simpsons movie is. And again, this could be a good prediction that they're probably right about this. There's like a scenario where I guess it's like the end of the world or something. I remember, like, something catastrophic is going to happen in the movie.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
And the. The. It pans to a shot where everybody in a church leaves the church and runs to the bar. And everybody in the bar runs and leaves to the church.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
And when I tell you, I scream. Cackled.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
Because it's clearly at night. It's a church basement. It's an AA meeting. Everybody's running out of the AA meeting into the bar. And everybody in the bar is running into the church to repent.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
I was like, on the nose.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
On the fucking.
Host
No. Yeah.
Mrs. P
And I was like that. That was the one thing I laughed at the hardest out loud in the movie.
Host
I remember. I remember having a really good time in that movie. I think I saw. I think. You know, it's funny. I think I saw my dad as well. It's weird time it was before you and I met. We're going to the booze with, I guess my dad. But, yeah.
Mrs. P
And now I'm like, we got to go see Toy Story 5.
Host
But wait until the baby's a little older. But, yeah, the. The. That movie. There's a lot of really great parts in it. There's a lot of really great references. It's also because it's a movie I think people watch, have more rewatch of it than the regular show. And so I think there's more references in it. They're also aimed to a little bit longer out.
Mrs. P
All right.
Host
Because there's also a few other things in there. I think, like, I think they have, like, a Schwarzenegger joke as the president because he was the governor of California at the time. So there's like a few things like that in there.
Mrs. P
I like that we live in a world where I'm like, sure, yeah, he seems reasonable.
Host
But.
Mrs. P
Mrs. P. Yeah.
Host
We have one last prediction.
Mrs. P
One last prediction.
Host
And I've been hinting at it here a lot.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
And when we come back, we'll talk about how the Simpsons predicted the day the world changed on a Tuesday morning. We all prefer things a certain way, like groceries.
Mrs. P
If you want groceries just how you
Host
like them, you gotta try Instacart. They have a new preference picker that
Mrs. P
lets you pick how ripe or unripe
Host
you want your bananas. Shoppers can see Your preferences up front,
Mrs. P
helping guide their choices. Because when it comes to groceries, the details matter. Instacart get groceries just how you like.
Host
I have two ways I can go with this. All right. Do you want me to explain to you how in 1997, the Simpsons predicted 9 11? Okay. Or do you want me to explain to you how in 2003, the Muppets implied that if Kermit had never been born, 911 had would never have happened?
Mrs. P
I. This is a Simpsons episode.
Host
Okay.
Mrs. P
I think we should stay on the Simpsons, But I will hear about the Muppets later.
Host
Okay. Okay, let me. Let's. Let's do the Simpsons part first. So basically, in 1997, there is an episode called the city of New York versus Homer Simpson.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
It's from season nine. And the thing is, is I remember shortly after 9 11, this coming up a lot.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And it's because of this particular image right here. And this image, okay, is from the.
Mrs. P
I'm gonna describe it.
Host
Go ahead.
Mrs. P
Bart holding a lot of cash, and Lisa is holding a pamphlet to buy a. Look what looks like a bus ticket for $9. And it says New York, $9. And then there's twin towers in the background.
Host
Yes, exactly. 100%. And the thing is, is like this image has been used as a reference to 911 because when you're looking at it, the 9 next to the Twin Towers looks like 9 11. Yes, it looks like the words 9 11.
Mrs. P
See that?
Host
Yes, exactly. You can see how you. But again, I have to say that to you for it to trigger to you.
Mrs. P
Yes.
Host
Because I know exactly what happens to you when you see New York, $9.
Mrs. P
And I'm like, that's the Chinatown bus.
Host
You think of the Chinatown bus or the mega, mega buses from Philadelphia. And this is also part of the joke of this episode. Yeah. Because there's been a long running thing with the Simpsons of nowhere. No one knows exactly where Springfield is. There's a Springfield, Pennsylvania. There's a Springfield, Illinois. There's a Springfield in Oregon, in Seattle, Ohio, all these. There's just so many Springfields. So there's been a running joke of where is Springfield? So the idea that somewhere is $9 is interesting and funny. And the joke is, look, even Bart could afford this.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
The reason why Homer has to go there is because Homer's car gets taken by Barney, the alcoholic, who gets so drunk that he parks it in between the two towers of the World Trade Center.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
So the whole episode is about the World Trade Center. And then on top of that there's, like, all these loans about Homer. You know, there's a boot on the car and he hates New York. And it's this whole thing about New York. The reason I, I, a lot of people point to it, though, is specifically this, this image. Stand alone.
Mrs. P
You could, like, if you were, like, really trying.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
You're trying hard.
Host
If you didn't know about Dick.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
I'd be like, yeah. Oh, that's definitely proof. Because again, it looked. There's a giant.
Mrs. P
Know that you, you used to be able to get a bus trip from Philadelphia to New York for under 10 bucks.
Host
Yeah.
Mrs. P
You would be like, oh, that's great. Because I look at that and I go, I remember, I remember when it was $9.
Host
I remember cheap.
Mrs. P
I remember a cheap bus ride to New York.
Host
Yeah. But all these different things. Right. So there's that part of it.
Mrs. P
$300 on the train.
Host
There's that part of it. Right. The other part of it, though, is again, people booking and trying to make these connections. And also than people not understanding that the World Trade center had been attacked before. Because there's a whole thing with this list, and I've been looking over it a lot and thinking about, like, how people can see these things and feel like they're making predictions. Right. And part of it is the first thing we've, We've touched on a little bit cartoonish absurdism. Yeah, right. That's the first part. A lot of these things that they think, like Trump becoming president or any of the other different things, or this is an idea that, so absurd we're gonna throw out there. The elephant wore a hat. That's funny. Why would an elephant wear a hat? Elephant wore a cowboy hat. Oh, okay. Well, now somebody later uses their Nostradamus brain to say, elephant wearing a cowboy hat is actually George W. Bush, the Republican governor of Texas who then became president. Blah, blah, blah. There's that level. There's pattern recognition.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Again, when looking at things like when we talk about the FIFA corruption.
Mrs. P
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Host
Okay. And then there's a reference that you forgot. And one thing is, around the World Trade center is that the World Trade center had been attacked before. And I'm thinking specifically of a lot of people will hear Biggie Smalls and the song Juicy.
Mrs. P
Right, right, right, right.
Host
And they'll hear this song, and they'll be at the club, they're listening to it, they'll have a mashup or whatever will come up. And there's a line in it where he says, Blow up like the World Trade. And there's people who think that there is some sort of Illuminati that Biggie Smalls was a part of, that he was then murdered of because he knew that the World Trade center would be attacked when. No, the World Trade center had already been attacked. It was just not as successful as the second World Trade center attack. Right.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
The next level of it, which is the craziest part, is what I like to call. Which is what I think the Simpsons actually have.
Mrs. P
What's that?
Host
The Curse of Apollo.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Okay. And that is from Greek myth and tragedy.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
All right. You know I'm talking about.
Mrs. P
No, I want you to explain it to me.
Host
Okay. All right. That's a whole show.
Mrs. P
I was gonna.
Host
Yes.
Mrs. P
End you, but then I said no.
Host
Okay, I know.
Mrs. P
I'm teaching you what not to do in improv.
Host
I'm talking about the. About Cassandra.
Mrs. P
Yes. Okay.
Host
Who is a reference in a lot of Taylor Swift songs. But she was a Trojan princess from the Trojan War. And basically Cassandra gets offered a gift by the Greek God Apollo, who is the God of the sun, music and prophecy. He gives her the gift of prophecy. So she would have sex with him.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And she takes the gift of prophecy and she goes, I'm not having sex with you. And there's a bunch of other version versions of this that are a lot worse and a lot nicer. Depends on what level you're listening to this when it comes grade wise. And anyway, he realizes that once he's given her the gift of prophecy, he can't take it away.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
Once a gift is given, you can't take it back.
Mrs. P
Yep.
Host
However, he can poison it. And what he does is he makes it so no one will ever believe that anything that she says is could ever become true.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
He makes people believe that she is just a mad woman.
Mrs. P
So then sometimes, let's say for the last 10 years, your husband walks around your house screaming, I am Cassandra. Every day, all day. Anybody? Anybody? Just me.
Host
Yeah. Because Cassandra then spends the rest of all of Greek mythology and some Roman mythology basically yelling spoilers at people who don't fucking listen to her.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
I have some examples here. She is the one who tells Paris to not go to Sparta to meet Helen of Troy and definitely did not steal Helen of Troy and bring her back to Troy. Because that's Helen of Sparta, motherfucker. She tells the Trojans that the wooden horse that's sitting in front of their walls is full of soldiers and to not bring it inside of the walls. And they go, shut up, lady. Who would ever vote for a woman? Then she predicts that King Agamemnon will be murdered by his wife. And he says, shut up, lady, you're my concubine now. And he drags her back to his home island where she is then murdered next to him. She also tried to warn Odysseus that he was gonna spend time 10 years trying to get home. And she predicts that her cousin Aeneas will escape, escape the destruction of Troy. She'll found a settlement in Italy and that his descendants will eventually create a place that will be known as Rome. All of that is from one lady. And yes, I'm leaving out the Ajax part. I'm leaving out the Ajax part. It's horrific and it's horrifying and I don't know why most of Greek mythology is based on that one. Action. Anyway, this is Cassandra, but this is also the curse of Apollo.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
And the Simpsons have this because everyone goes to it. To not listen to it.
Mrs. P
Yeah.
Host
To just ha ha ha. This is funny. Wouldn't it be funny?
Mrs. P
Wouldn't it be crazy?
Host
Oh, that would be crazy. But the thing is, we've also now ended. I think this has been an issue with America and how we view the news and everything in general. It's kind of the Jon Stewart's fault to a degree in the Daily show and maybe mine as well, which is we have a level of this is so absurd. Haha. Not this is so absurd. Now I'm mad. We should maybe, I don't know, pitchfork something.
Mrs. P
Well, not allowed to say that.
Host
Torch and pitchfork, change, change, change. And instead we go, hahaha. Who was this Brought to us by? Like, that is how it kind of runs. Does that make sense?
Mrs. P
No, I get what you're saying.
Host
Yeah, that's how the Simpsons may have predicted 9 11.
Mrs. P
Maybe.
Host
But there is a different Fox show that actually like basically nailed the 911 prediction.
Mrs. P
Wait, what?
Host
Like six months before 911 and nobody even talks about it.
Mrs. P
Which one?
Host
Okay, there was a. You love the X Files.
Mrs. P
I do love the X Files.
Host
You know how the X Files had a spin off called the Lone Gunman?
Mrs. P
Yes.
Host
Okay, then that show, they have an episode called Pilot.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Aired on March 4, 2001. And in that show they have government rogue agents from a rogue agency.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Remotely taking over airplanes to crash them into the World Trade center to justify a new war.
Mrs. P
Wait, shut up. Really?
Host
Yeah. In the, in this show, the plot was foiled. Like they don't. 911 doesn't happen in the show, but legit. Six months before 911 on Fox, they predicted. That's why. That's why when Condoleezza Rice sat in front of Congress and was like, no one could have predicted 9 11.
Mrs. P
You're like, except for the writers of the X Files offshoot.
Host
Yes. And also your own agency, which wrote Osama bin Laden determined to attack inside of the United States in a report. So it's like that. But you know what? We've had. We've. We've covered a lot of different things. So can I just. Let me just explain to you now how Kermit. Yeah, okay.
Mrs. P
Okay. Tell me this, Kermit Lord.
Host
I'm gonna tell you this, okay? Because I think. I feel like people sat through so much.
Mrs. P
We need to. Is this gonna bring in the vibes up?
Host
Ah, well, we live in the timeline where Kermit lives. So according to the Wikipedia entry for the 2002 made for TV Muppet Movie. It's a very Muppet Christmas movie. This is verbatim. The movie was filmed after the September 11 attacks.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
All right. One scene set in a version of 2003 where Kermit the Frog was never born. It shows the Twin Towers in the skyline behind him through a window while he and Miss Piggy are having dinner. So it's set in 2000. This is shot after 2001.
Mrs. P
Got it.
Host
Set in 2003 in a world where Kermit was never born. And you can see that the Twin Towers are.
Mrs. P
So it's implying that if he was never born, the towers would have never fallen.
Host
Yes. So that's why this is my absolute favorite fan theory of all time. It's the greatest one in history. Because it doesn't say that Kermit did 9 11. No, but it's chaos theory, right? Like a butterfly flaps its wings in a swamp. And maybe that butterfly's wings moved a frog egg just far enough that it didn't become a tadpole. Yeah, Right? And then that tadpole doesn't grow up to learn how to play banjo. And then that tadpole playing banjo frog doesn't fight against a crazy man who has a frog leg reference restaurant. And then that frog legs restaurant man doesn't. Ends up not pivoting towards oil. And then the oil doesn't get involved in Saudi Arabia. And then all these different things happen. So Osama bin Laden gets to drive his armored. It was like armored caterpillar bulldozers into Iraq.
Mrs. P
What?
Host
That's one of the reasons why 911 happened.
Mrs. P
Okay.
Host
Because we didn't respect. It's a whole weird thing with Osama. Someday. Someday. Maybe.
Mrs. P
Maybe not today, though.
Host
Not today. But it's a long.
Mrs. P
I can handle it today.
Host
I don't think any of us could. Because you know why, Mrs. P?
Mrs. P
Why?
Host
Because we live in today, a world where Kermit lived in 911 happened as predicted by the Simpsons. You know why, Mrs. P?
Mrs. P
Why?
Host
Because the Simpsons did it, and we just did it right here on too many tabs. Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many spammers. And we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs open. It's too many tabs.
Mrs. P
Remember to smile.
Release date: March 1, 2026
Hosts: Pearlmania500 (Host) and Mrs. P
This episode dives into the long-running conspiracy and internet meme: “The Simpsons did it!”—the belief that The Simpsons has somehow predicted a staggering number of real-world news events, disasters, and cultural moments through its decades on air. Host Pearlmania500 leads a humorous and occasionally conspiratorial top 10 countdown of the strangest and most shocking “Simpsons predictions” ever, mixing genuine pop culture analysis with tongue-in-cheek conspiracy theory banter. Co-host Mrs. P interjects with skeptical, witty, and incredulous commentary, keeping the discussion grounded while riffing on internet culture, absurdity in TV writing, and America’s love of turning everything into a “conspiracy.”
The episode lampoons both media paranoia and the patterns people find (or invent) in pop culture, while also delving into the real historical context behind famous “predictions.”
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Host: “The Simpsons is a cartoon that has been airing on Fox television stations since 1989… But it might have a dark and nefarious history that might be reaching deep inside of our psyches… according to the Internet.” [01:33]
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Host: “The Simpsons are part of the Disney universe of intellectual property.” [14:58]
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“The idea that someone could cough into a box and that virus would survive for six to eight weeks inside… is cartoonish.” [52:31]
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This episode lampoons the internet’s love of connecting dots and creating conspiracies out of satire, coincidence, and absurdist comedy. The hosts blend deep pop culture knowledge, history, and improv-style banter, often poking fun at their own excessive research and at conspiracy culture itself. The essential lesson: Correlation is not causation, and the search for prophecy in pop culture reveals far more about our psyche and our anxieties than about Illuminati plotting or secret truths.
For listeners new or old, this is a lively, irreverent guide to the “Simpsons Prediction” phenomenon—both why it persists, and why it’s (mostly) a joke gone wild.
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