My Favorite One-Eyed Special Ed Teacher - Ms Sunshine

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Episode: My Favorite One-Eyed Special Ed Teacher – Ms. Sunshine
Host: Daniel Tosh
Guest: Ms. Sunshine (Special Ed Teacher, Fashion Influencer, Disability Advocate)
Date: December 9, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of Tosh Show features Ms. Sunshine, a vibrant and candid special education teacher who is also a fashion influencer and disability advocate, known for her one eye and creative approach to prosthetic eyes. Daniel Tosh dives into Sunshine's life story—how she lost her eye as a child, the journey of owning her visible difference, her teaching philosophy, and her internet presence. The conversation is a blend of humor, honesty, and insight about living with a disability, teaching special ed, and finding empowerment through self-expression.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Vegas Anecdote & Casual Banter

[02:04–09:25]

• Daniel and his co-host Eddie Gosling share humorous travel stories, notably a debate about how Daniel’s father-in-law tucks his undershirt into his underwear—prompting much laughter and teasing.
• Daniel recommends “Chad Powers” (comedy show), appreciating its silly humor and discussing the comedic landscape of costume-driven comedy.
• The tone is irreverent and playful, setting the vibe for the episode.

Notable Quote
Daniel Tosh [03:55]: "There’s no reason to tuck your undershirt into your underwear. None."

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2. Introducing Ms. Sunshine

[13:45–14:06]

• Daniel introduces Ms. Sunshine with playful fanfare, highlighting her as the most talented one-eyed teacher around, special ed teacher, influencer, and advocate.

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3. The Eye Incident: Childhood Trauma & Family Dynamics

[14:06–16:28]

• Sunshine shares the story of losing her eye at age five during a playful fight with her younger brother over who'd sweep their grandmother’s porch with an old broom.
• The accident happened in a remote cabin in Wyoming but her mother (a single mom and model) had her flown to Cedars Sinai in LA for extensive surgeries.
• Her younger brother felt guilty for years until she explained it wasn’t his fault.

Notable Quote
Ms. Sunshine [16:28]: "For the longest time, probably till middle school, he thought that he hit me in the face with a broom... I was never allowed to blame him."

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4. On Disability, Insecurity, and Self-Acceptance

[17:10–18:59]

• Daniel presses: if she could go back, would she change it? Sunshine insists she wouldn’t, as her eye is now part of her brand and identity—though she admits her younger self would have chosen otherwise.
• The conversation covers bullying, societal standards, and how her mother (a model) supported her with things like a "prosthetic eye party."
• Middle and high school were particularly tough due to teasing and feeling different.

Notable Quotes
Ms. Sunshine [18:14]: "You look different, you are visibly disabled—like, you're mocked, you're teased, called a freak. So it’s hard to like that part of yourself..."
Ms. Sunshine [19:01]: "My mom did throw me a prosthetic eye party when I had my first prosthetic. She bolstered my confidence as much as she could as a parent."

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5. Living with a Prosthetic Eye

[20:02–28:38]

• Sunshine explains the mechanics of prosthetic eyes: range of movement, tracking, and how realistic they can look.
• She drives, though depth perception is compromised.
• Describes showing her eye to students to establish a safe, open learning environment and ‘de-mystify’ her difference.
• She owns 24 prosthetic eyes, including custom ones from artist-friends in Portland, and discusses insurance and cost concerns.
• They joke about creative eye designs (glow-in-the-dark, spiders, text, sports teams), and Daniel even tries to put one in his own eye (for laughs).

Notable Quotes
Daniel Tosh [20:22]: "If you didn’t have a star on it, I don’t think I would know."
Ms. Sunshine [25:04]: "I have 24 at this point."
Ms. Sunshine [26:17]: "Insurance will cover about 80%... They don’t touch custom eyes, which is unfortunate."

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6. Sunshine’s Teaching Philosophy & Classroom Culture

[22:20–37:47]

• She teaches public high school, inclusion special education (mainly grades 11, mild/moderate needs).
• Her own IEP experiences (individualized education plans) as a child influence her advocacy and empathetic approach.
• She welcomes student curiosity (esp. about her eye) to foster acceptance and open dialogue.
• Describes the varying levels of challenge in special ed depending on severity.
• Sunshine receives ample support at her school compared to overworked teachers elsewhere ("I get entire Mondays as sped planning days... I rarely feel like I’m drowning").

Notable Quotes
Ms. Sunshine [36:37]: "That’s why I went into teaching special ed... I want to pour back into my own community and help kids see themselves in me, even if they don’t have one eye."

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7. On Reading, Accessibility, and School Community

[37:44–39:02]

• Sunshine prefers audiobooks as tracking lines of text is difficult, a lasting issue from her vision.
• Daniel ponders if better software/book layouts could help.
• Sunshine mentions teacher community is busy but supportive—a quick chat at the coffee machine here and there.

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8. Reflections on Education & Systemic Challenges

[39:05–46:50]

• Discussion of underfunding, teacher shortages, and the impact of political decisions (quirky pokes at Trump/Linda McMahon).
• Alarming rates of high school students unable to read at grade level; debate about standards being "lowered."
• On the trend of pushing students through, even with summer school or intense interventions.

Notable Quote
Mrs. Sunshine [42:39]: "I think it’s alarming when a lot of high schoolers can’t read properly. It’s a lot. There’s only so much intervention that can support when a child’s reading level is many grades below..."

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9. Tech, AI, and Cheating

[43:45–44:26]

• Talks about managing cheating in class: using GoGuardian to lock screens, teaching AI literacy as a tool instead of just banning it.

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10. School Safety, Shooter Drills, & Anxiety

[44:34–47:47]

• Sunshine details the routine of school shooter drills and debriefs; shares thoughts on policy suggestions (arming teachers, using veterans as security, implementing scanners).
• Describes the practical reality of "emergency poop chutes" (i.e., buckets) for lockdowns and the anxiety of being responsible for children in crisis situations.

Notable Quotes
Mrs. Sunshine [47:01]: "It makes me think about it [quitting teaching]... Why should a teacher and kids [have to accept risk of death at school]? That’s crazy."

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11. Fashion, Influencer Life, and Social Media

[48:01–49:11]

• Discusses criticisms of her fashion-forward looks as a teacher ("As long as I’m within policy, I don’t care"), seeing it as modeling self-expression for students.
• Online work pays substantially more than teaching, but she remains in the classroom out of passion—at least for now.

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12. Gifts, Goofy Pranks, & Closing Banter

[50:03–52:49]

• Daniel offers weird, mish-mashed “gifts” from home—apples, faux eyelashes, and crystals from his daughter’s room—for Sunshine to use in her creative videos, fostering a light atmosphere.
• Sunshine gamely samples apples and playfully banters about the fun of receiving “eyeball-themed” presents.

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13. Voicemails & Final Laughter

[55:23–57:54]

• Listeners call in, including a “pretty woman who shits a lot,” giving Daniel and Eddie ammunition for more irreverent, IBS-related humor.
• Daniel jokes about whether the family can coordinate vacations if more than one traveler has severe digestive issues.

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Notable Quotes & Exchanges

• On Self-Acceptance and Disability:
  Ms. Sunshine [17:22]: “I would not change it... It’s cute. At this point, it’s part of my brand.”
  Daniel Tosh [17:44]: “Because you were way smarter back then is what I’m learning.”
  Ms. Sunshine [18:14]: “You look different, you are visibly disabled... It’s hard to like that part of yourself when people around you have made you feel very negatively towards it.”

• On Being a Visible Role Model as a Teacher:
  Ms. Sunshine [36:37]: “That’s why I went into teaching special ed. So...I want to pour back into my own community and help kids see themselves in me, even if they don’t have one eye.”

• On Education System Woes:
  Mrs. Sunshine [42:39]: “I think it’s alarming when a lot of high schoolers can’t read properly...there’s only so much intervention that can support when a child’s reading level is many grades below...”

• On Teacher Compensation & Social Media:
  Daniel Tosh [48:46]: “Which pays more [online content or teaching]?”
  Mrs. Sunshine [48:49]: “I make substantially more from online stuff than teaching...But it’s my passion, and I think it’s more important.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------|--------------------| | Vegas bickering and Chad Powers recap| 02:04 – 09:25 | | Introducing Ms. Sunshine | 13:45 – 14:06 | | The story behind losing her eye | 14:06 – 16:28 | | Disability, bullying, and family | 17:10 – 18:59 | | Prosthetic eye mechanics & eye art | 20:02 – 28:38 | | Sunshine’s classroom & inclusion | 22:20 – 37:47 | | Literacy crisis and lowering standards| 42:32 – 43:41 | | School safety & shooter drills | 44:34 – 47:47 | | Fashion & online influence | 48:01 – 49:11 | | Gift exchange/bizarre gifts | 50:03 – 52:49 | | Voicemail and closing humor | 55:23 – 57:54 |

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Episode Highlights & Memorable Moments

• Daniel tries to insert a prosthetic eye, leading to raucous laughter.
  Daniel Tosh [30:18]: “Can I put it in my eye?”
  Ms. Sunshine: “Try… Oh my God. It’s not going to fit, bro.”

• Cheerful banter about "emergency poop chutes" for lockdowns, and awkward student scenarios.

• Thoughtful, vulnerable discussion of how Sunshine’s own disability reformulated her approach to teaching and advocacy.

• Daniel’s signature irreverence pairs with genuine curiosity and warmth that sets Ms. Sunshine’s story in sharp relief.

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is classic Daniel Tosh: edgy, biting, but ultimately compassionate. Ms. Sunshine’s story is inspirational, and she deftly balances humor and honesty about living (and teaching) with a disability. Listeners gain insight into both the challenges and joys of special education, the realities of visible difference, and the power of community both online and in the classroom.

Perfect for:
Fans of irreverent comedy, educators, people interested in disability advocacy, and anyone craving stories of resilience with genuine laughs.

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Transcript

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Mrs. Sunshine]

I mean if I can like cover the one that works. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, that's. That's it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

But otherwise no this baby sensitive.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your vision? 2020 out of the one your working night is 2020.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, she's perfect.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, that's good. Yeah.

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Tosh Show Pro show. Welcome to Tosh Show Daniel Tosh. Eddie Gosling.

[Eddie Gosling]

Sup bud?

[Daniel Tosh]

Daddy in law? He's not here. But he just got back with us. We went to Vegas this past weekend. Did you have a good time, Eddie?

[Eddie Gosling]

I did always have a good time, man.

[Daniel Tosh]

I learned something about my father in law this weekend.

[Eddie Gosling]

I love when you learn something new.

[Daniel Tosh]

I never think it's possible to learn something so new every time I hang out with him. But every time I hang out with him I'm kind of giddy because I know eventually something's going to happen that I'm just not going to be prepared for. And sure enough.

We were watching a College football game, sitting on the couch, he's leaning forward. And I go, huh? His skin is really pale in the back. And then I'm like, no, that's not his skin. That's his undershirt. Okay, but why I thought it was his skin was because it was so taut, right? It wasn't like a shirt. It was so taut. It wasn't his outer shirt. It was his undershirt. And it was tucked into his underwear. And I go, oh, no, this must have been an accident.

And he goes, what are you doing? And I'm, like, holding him forward. I'm getting my phone to take a photo of this, and then he starts yelling at me. He goes, I'm not giving you consent. I'm like, what? I'm not assaulting you. I'm just gonna get a photo of it and talk about it on the show. He goes, you can't show a photo of me without my consent. I go, yes, I can. It's the person who takes the photo that has to give the agreement. And I. And it's my photo. And he goes, no, but. But you can't just take a photo. I go, yes, I can. You're in my place. Yeah, I can do whatever I want in my place.

[Eddie Gosling]

License that photo.

[Daniel Tosh]

Anyway, it was my hotel room. So I. I'm leaning him forward, he's resisting and saying, stop it. And he goes, you're not going to talk about it? I go, well, then, you know, if you're embarrassed, then you know that this isn't something to do. He's like, I always took my T shirt in my underwear. I go, no, you tuck your shirt into your pants, your undershirt into your pants, and your outer shirt is out. That's nice. Then you don't ever. But now I'm just seeing underwear and a shirt that smells like ass. Beacle Matters on that. I don't all bankers do this or just. No, I don't know what it is. All right, that's goofy.

[Eddie Gosling]

Goofy. That's a good word.

[Daniel Tosh]

There's no reason to tuck your undershirt into your underwear. None. I thought he was pranking me at first. Yeah. So the rest of the trip, whenever I came out of my room, I had my T shirt tucked into my underwear, and I had my underwear pulled up as high as I could.

[Eddie Gosling]

Man, you're the worst person to do something embarrassing around.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't think he thought it was embarrassing until I started wrestling him to take a photo of.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Then he's like, oh, no.

Ed. I gotta thank you.

[Eddie Gosling]

Thank me.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. I watched that series you recommended, Chad Powers.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, Chad Powers.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, delightful.

[Eddie Gosling]

So funny.

[Daniel Tosh]

Chad Powers. Six episodes. So I thought that was a good thing for me to wrap my head around. I was kind of confused why they would go with Powers when there's already Kenny Powers.

[Eddie Gosling]

I was too. Absolutely.

[Daniel Tosh]

And it's kind of the same, like, inbredy dumb type of character that's being played. So I thought Powers was a bold move to do that. But man, there was a couple cold opens in that show that were just hysterical. I mean, like crying, laughing. I was crying.

Where the fly got under his makeup and the cop or the guy that was dropping off the stuff. Are you a fly person?

[Eddie Gosling]

You're a fly man.

[Daniel Tosh]

You a fly man. I was just tickled. I was tickled at that. Have you guys seen it? I haven't seen it. It's worth it. It's six episodes. But it's funny. There's some real fun. And Eddie gave me the tip. Make sure you put the subtitles on, because he's gonna do a dumb waterboy voice.

Did you come from the woods?

You know what's funny about that show too? So you watch a show and then you're like, who are these people? The daughter of it. I find out. Oh, my goodness. She's really good in this. She's really funny. She's married to Mark Sanchez.

[Eddie Gosling]

Oh, great.

[Daniel Tosh]

So she's got this new show she's seen as this comedic actor and she's having a moment and then her dipshit husband pulls off this fucking colossal fuck up for whatever cocaine deal gone bad and stabbing. And they just had twins, apparently. Now I know Mark Sanchez's original baby mama. I know that, that girl, she's been, you know, in, in our friend groups for years. That's. That's just. That's just fun to watch a show and then find out who the people are and they're like, oh, no, look what they're going through right now. I just thought they were hysterical. But there's a line where she says, did you just come from the woods? And I. It got me so good because her reaction was so honest, like, what the. The fuck? Did you just walk in the woods?

[Eddie Gosling]

Did you just walk in?

[Daniel Tosh]

I was, oh, there's some scenes in that show that are funny. The one thing that you always have to remember when you're watching a comedy like Chad Powers is, oh, yeah. He really had to sit in makeup for three to six hours every day to do that.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Daniel Tosh]

And I'm like, well, then it's not worth it. Well, what if they paid you.

All the money in the world and it was so hysterical? I'd be like, yeah, no, I don't want to do that.

[Eddie Gosling]

You would hate that.

[Daniel Tosh]

That would be my nightmare. So I just. I'm so glad that someone does it, but I would never, ever. I would never want to do that. That is just a horrible day. Somebody just touching around your eyes for hours.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah. Making cheeks. Everything about it.

[Daniel Tosh]

There's just something about, like, somebody touching you like that, where you're just like, no, it's like the sketch Tim Robinson does in the mall where he's like, get the off me too much. I don't want to be around. It's just because it goes to a dark place.

[Eddie Gosling]

Right. Such a great idea. And then you're like, ah, no, this.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is a bad idea. Yeah. Anyway, good show. Funny show. Yeah. I'm mad how they wrapped it up like, oh, okay, so this is going to keep on going forever. Great. That's dumb. It shouldn't have been a movie, but it should have just been like five episodes and 20 minutes each. What's that? Limited series. Yeah. Make a. Everybody wants to, you know, create. Everybody wants to be successful for so long.

Just do something for a little bit and then be done with it. Yeah. You know what? It's on me. I just have to watch shows and then stop watching them when they. When they. When they turn and never watch them again.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

True.

[Eddie Gosling]

That's true.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know, it's on. That's on me.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Just bail.

[Daniel Tosh]

Like this show for. We haven't found our groove yet. But we will.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, we will.

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Eddie Gosling]

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My guest today is undoubtedly the most talented one eyed teacher you've ever come across. She believes that children are our future, but will never keep them after class because that's when she makes viral videos in her classroom. Please welcome special education teacher, fashion influencer and disability advocate, Mrs. Sunshine.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Hi.

[Daniel Tosh]

Did I mention she has one eye? First question I ask all my guests, how did you lose your eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Well, we got to take it back like 25 years. I was five years old fighting with my younger brother. He was three, so it's like he wasn't trying to get my eye. And it was about who would sweep our grandmother's front porch. We're fighting over a broom you both wanted to sweep. I know, we were great kids. I know, I know. We're just servants to the grandmother. So we're pulling on either side of a broom. The broom comes apart like the old brooms. We had to screw them in, you know the like wood to metal just strips it and then I pull it into my own face.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. Brother goes and hides in the woods.

[Daniel Tosh]

So is he still there?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. But my nana did have to go find him when the eye deflated because she was like, we gotta go. Mind you, we're on a mountain in a cabin.

[Daniel Tosh]

Where?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Wyoming.

[Daniel Tosh]

Uh huh.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

So we had to drive down the mountain to get to the nearest hospital. But he was afraid. So he did hide in the woods for probably like 10, 15 minutes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Sorry that that happened to you. I mean, just awful. Had you not lived in Wyoming, had this accident happened in Los Angeles and you were steps away from Cedars, would have the outcome been the same? Could have those doctors potentially been able to save your eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

So I actually didn't live in Wyoming. I lived in Los Angeles. My mom was a model so she would send us off to our grandma's house in the summer so she could Work. She was single mothering it. So I did actually get my eyes seen about at Cedars Sinai. It's where I had 12 of my surgeries. And yeah, so they did everything they could and they.

[Daniel Tosh]

But. But in the moment of Wyoming, was there something like, oh, had you been here right at this moment, we could.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Have done something different, honestly, probably because the local hospital had to just like numb me up and send me to go to Utah because they couldn't do anything for me. So it was a. A drive there and then a drive all the way to Salt Lake City where my mom had, like, flown in to meet us. So that was many hours.

[Daniel Tosh]

This is what I say to people when they, when they start whining about California. It's like, I know Los Angeles has a million strikes against it. Fine. But when shit hits the fan, God, you want our doctors?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

We got good doctors here.

[Daniel Tosh]

How bad does your brother feel for life about it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Well, he. For the longest time, probably till middle school, he thought that he hit me in the face with a broom because we just never talked about it much. I was never allowed to blame him. My mom was like, that was an accident. No, this was just like how it happened.

[Daniel Tosh]

Your mom's good for that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

She was a great mom. But he did internalize that for a while until in high school, I was like, I pulled on it. I was stronger than you. I was five, you were three. What, you. You're holding onto that still? And he was at that point. And then I think he kind of released after that. It did help once I started making content online about the eye, and it was like a whole side hustle. Then he was like, sunshine, come on, give me a good birthday gift.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know, I do blame someone. It's your grandmother's fault.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

She was talking on the phone because.

[Daniel Tosh]

I have two little kids. I got almost a three year old and a six year old, and I watch them all the time when they play. If they're yanking on something, I'm. I'm. Knock it off. I know how this ends. You knock helicopter parenting, but you don't know how much it prevents.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Till someone loses an eye.

[Daniel Tosh]

Till someone loses an eye. Now, are you one of these people? And I say it like that, with that tone that's like, if I could go back and change it, I wouldn't because it's shaped who I am as a person. Or would you immediately change it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I would not change it.

Hear me out. Hear me out. It's cute. At this point, it's like, it's. It's part of my brand.

[Daniel Tosh]

I get it. I get all of that, but knock it off.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's true, it's true. But if you would have asked me in middle school or high school, honestly, halfway through college, I would have said yes immediately because I hated it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Because you were way smarter back then is what I'm learning.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I was way more insecure back then.

[Daniel Tosh]

Agree to disagree. But the amount of things that I would change in my life if I could, all I do is replay everything that I've ever done and go, I wish I would have done this different. I don't care how it's affected me now.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I mean, I got like eyeball options. Not many people can say that.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know. We all can get to that point. I just have to take a pen and do something horrible. I know. By the way you say that in middle school, high school kids were awful.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, of course.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's just horrible.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. You look different. You are visibly disabled. Like, you're mocked, you're teased, called a freak. So it's hard to like that part of yourself when people around you have made you feel very negatively towards it.

[Daniel Tosh]

I wonder if your mom felt like this weird thing because she was a model and known for her outward beauty. And then this tragedy happens to her daughter, who's beautiful, and then you're like.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, I think I internalized it more when I was hormonal. Cause my mom had always been the hot mom. She was very beautiful, and I felt like I couldn't measure up. I also did child modeling until I lost the eye. And then I was no longer doing that. So there was that kind of. That's what I'm saying. I would've been a totally different person had I not lost the eye.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know, but it would've been awesome. Huh?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

My mom did go out of her way to like. She threw me a prosthetic eye party when I had my first prosthetic. She bolstered my confidence as much as she could as a parent. But there's only so much combating a mom's love can do.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you say to people when they stare?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I just let him. Or I'll like, tap it. Oh, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

Tapping is a good move.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's a great one.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's a power move.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's a. It's a good one. Usually to like the grownups, if it's a little kid, I'll give a wave. But the grown ups, if they're locked in, they're getting a tap.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, but now at this point, they're staring because you've done. It's like a.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Looks like a contact or sticker. I've asked how I got a sticker on my eye before or tattoo.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do they do that?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Only when I have the sclera, not white. The sclera is the whites of the eyes. I have some that are like a red iris with a black sclera, and they're like, how'd you get that tattooed? And I was like, well, it started with a broom to my face.

[Daniel Tosh]

The eye, your glass eye, it kind of tracks with your other eye. It is moving almost the same constantly.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, that's called the range of movement. Everyone's prosthetic will have a different range of movement. Mine is still limited. Like, if I go all the way over here, it won't be able to, but it's still over there. I mean, I see I have muscles in the eye back there.

[Daniel Tosh]

It doesn't seem like a wonky eye where it's like, out to, you know.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. No, it's not, like, cockeyed or whatever is the inner one.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, it really is. It's pretty remarkable because every time it moves, I'm like, oh, that's. It's. It's moving. It's following exactly where you're looking. If you didn't have a star on it, I don't think I would know.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Well, you think that, but when it does actually match, it gives, like, uncanny valley because it doesn't look exactly the same and it doesn't move exactly the same. So when your attention is drawn to the fact that, whoa, whoa, something's a little off, it just derails what you'll focus on. And most people do look at the eyes when they talk to people, so it would just be clocked as a lazy eye. Most of the time, no one thought I had two working eyes or they.

[Daniel Tosh]

Thought you didn't have a soul.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. Sold half of it. I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can you legally drive?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yes, as long as this eye maintains, I can drive.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you a bad driver because you are a woman?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. My husband would argue I'm a bad driver because I drive like a crazy person with a. I do the old nut Weevling, where you just vroom, vroom when people are slow. Honestly, I probably shouldn't do that. The death reception is a little off. I would be.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you get handicapped parking?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I can.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm lazy. I know.

[Daniel Tosh]

You don't have to pay meters in LA if you have the placard.

[Eddie Gosling]

I mean, that's Pretty good.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Are you serious?

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yep.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I didn't know that. I thought it was just for like, that.

[Daniel Tosh]

You can park in any meter, unpaid.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm calling my primary tune. Do it tonight.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do it. How is your depth perception with one eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Shitty.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's real bad. I've got the fat bruise on my shin right now from just, like, walking into my own desk in, like, Mach 9, trying to get the phone, and it was bad.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you remember life before that? Do you remember your vision before?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Not at all. It's why I think losing an eyeball. If you're going to lose an eyeball, do it as a kid because you won't remember what it's like to be fully sighted.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you sleep with the prosthetic on?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

In.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Some people have to take it out. Some people are supposed to leave it in. Mine is supposed to always be in.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is it more comfortable to not have one in?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, for me, it's more comfortable to always have one in. I have a very sensitive little baby under there.

[Daniel Tosh]

Kids. Are kids bad or good to you now?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Good.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you encourage them to ask questions or anything or. No.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. So with my students, one of the first things I do when introducing and, like the get to know you day, the first day of school, I do very openly talk about my eye. I have light covers in my room, so I do state that those are my accommodations. I teach in an inclusive setting, so it also, like, opens the door to talking about what you need in a way that's positive.

[Daniel Tosh]

And.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And I don't open the floor to questions in that moment. But since I brought up the eye, I show a couple of the eyes on the little PowerPoint. The kids know that they can comfortably ask me about it, and some do. And they're like, no offense, Miss, but blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, I'm not offended. I, you know, I do this for fun. It's because I think it's a fun thing. So they do feel comfy asking me about it. Random kids in the street will just, like, point and stare.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you believe in ghosts?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Mm.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, I do. Spirits?

[Daniel Tosh]

It was just something you saw in a blind spot and you're like, I don't know what that was.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, I sleep with the lights on sometimes. I just don't trust it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Really?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Ugh.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

From time to time, scary movie has me feeling some type of way.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you like seeing scary movies?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Sometimes. I'm coming around to it slowly but surely.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm not allowed to watch them. Sunshine. Is that Your birth name, is it really. Your mom named you Sunshine, not because.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Of hippiness, but her father's name was Sunny.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I have a. I have a friend. Their daughter's name is Sonny.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That's a good name. She knew it would be my nickname.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is your nickname Sonny? Mm, that's pretty good. Mine's Dan. Dan the Mustard Man.

Not so good.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That's a long nickname.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's a real. It's a real long nickname. How did you get into having more creative eyes than your traditional match?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

So I first wanted a fun eye when I was in high school, but my mom didn't want to foot the bill because if I didn't like it, there was no going back. My ocularis would have made me a green eye, so it would have been, like, custom, fun, not matching. So that didn't happen. When I got to my mid-20s and I paid for my very first eye all on my own, I did have, finally, the, like, bravery to go for the green eye. And my theory was that people would focus on the color being different instead of the movement being funky. And that was 100% what happened. Everyone started complimenting my eye, noticing it, saying that it was heterochromia, which was what it looked like. And so that kind of started my fun eye journey. And then from there, since I was posting about it online, I got connected with Rachel McKinsley and Christina. Rachel has one eye. Christina makes the eyes. And so they wanted me to come out. Christina wanted to make me a fun eye. And I was like, ricky, you're going with me, because I'm gonna go meet people from the Internet. And this is. Who knows? So we flew out, and it ended up being amazing. These women are now some of my best friends, and we're on a nonprofit together, so we're, like, supporting other people, getting fun eyes as well.

[Daniel Tosh]

How many eyes do you have?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I have 24 at this point.

[Daniel Tosh]

How expensive are they?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

One of my best friends makes them, so I don't know. I got the bestie discount.

[Daniel Tosh]

Where's your best friend located?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Portland, Oregon.

[Daniel Tosh]

Of course they are.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Center for Ocular Prosthetics.

[Daniel Tosh]

You can't. You can't.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They're great.

[Daniel Tosh]

You can't not be in Portland and do that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Type of art. Do you call it art?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, yeah, 100%. I mean, I painted my own eyes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is this all she does?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

She does matching eyeballs as well, but her passion is for fun, custom prosthetic eyes because it's more empowering.

[Daniel Tosh]

And how much business does she Get.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, she's booked through a year and a half. She's wildly busy. Does very well.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you have to get it sized exactly?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yes. So a mold is taken of your like eye hole space, whatever you got working with in there.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can I see your brain in there? Is that how it works?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, no, I have a little dam. Some people don't have an eye at all. But even then they have scar tissue, not like brain. So they have to take a mold and then from that mold that they take from this burny silicone type stuff, they then are able to have a pressed mold for the eye.

I don't make them. I don't know the legal terms.

[Daniel Tosh]

I got you. Does insurance cover it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Insurance will cover about 80%. The good insurances of matching prosthetic eyes. They don't touch custom eyes, which is unfortunate. So if you want a custom one, you got to pay out of pocket, which is what typically like a thousand to five thousand.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean if you, if you told me that's what an eye costs, it's like, well, it's a fucking eye. You know, it's going to.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And it takes some hours to paint. It's a, it's a laborious process.

[Daniel Tosh]

How often do you switch your eyes out for videos?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

More often than like everyday changing. This is my most comfortable eye. So I will default wear this eye and then if I've got a fun event, I will put an eye in to match with the outfit.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you have uncomfortable eyes?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can you like just shave them down in a corner and be like, all right, that'll feel better.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. But my girl is in Portland, so to adjust my eyes I have to fly to Portland and then can't you.

[Daniel Tosh]

Say just make them all match this one?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's tricky cause I have a very sensitive socket and they're all hand carved. So if even the slight like isn't perfect. Yeah, I'll feel it. And since I'm not there when she's making it to do the quick adjustments, I'll typically go visit, hang out with my friends out there, bring like five eyes and then get adjustments on them.

[Daniel Tosh]

And you brought some of your fun eyes here.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, I have, I have a couple.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you ever let anyone else wear your eyes?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. So, okay. Some people do have similar socket shapes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Uh huh.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And I do have a socket twin, but to me that just feels. That's like spitting in each other's mouths. That's gross.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, I was gonna say that's kind.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Of hot, Steve, but some people would.

[Daniel Tosh]

Think that you Want me to touch it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I mean, I'd wash them before I put them in my face.

[Daniel Tosh]

Whoa. This has been in your hole?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yep, it's been in my eye hole.

[Daniel Tosh]

Cause I can't put contacts in. It always drives me nuts. And I hate when makeup is put on my eyes. It drives me nuts. So I wouldn't do well with this, right? Or would I just get used to it?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

You get used to it. It takes a minute to get used to the funkiness of it. If makeup gets on my prosthetic, it hurts, but it sucks. So I have to like, take it out and then clean it. And I also can't put contacts on this eye. It gives me the heebie jeebies to even go near it. But you don't like. Okay, sounds weird. But you don't see it coming. So you.

[Daniel Tosh]

That helps.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It helps, yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Have you ever accidentally poked your own non existent eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, it hurts if I accidentally with my nail. Cause I'll like, use my finger to pop it in and out.

[Daniel Tosh]

You ever wear a eye patch?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Very rarely.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are they not cool?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I've got a weird sensory thing about things touching my face. It's not my favorite. So I have worn them in the past because one of my girlfriends does make really awesome eye patches and I wanted to test them out for her, make a little video about it. And so I wore it in Japan to kind of see the way that people react to eye patch versus fun prosthetic. And if it could.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah, but you're.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

You're endure.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're a Westerner girl in Japan. They're going to react to you regardless.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, but I mean, you'd think when I was on a knee scooter out there, they cared more about the scooter than the eye or anything else.

[Daniel Tosh]

No. Well, now you went techy. They love tech.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, they love tech.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I don't think people use new scooters out there.

[Daniel Tosh]

I like to stereotype everyone. How long am I going to hold these?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I don't know. I was like, you're just having a good time with them.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, I'm not.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm just.

[Daniel Tosh]

By the way, are they delicate? Like, if I step on it, is it going to break?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

You could drop them, they'd be all right.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't want to. I'm just saying. But have you broken an eye before?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I have not, but one of my friends cracked their eye, but she's a little reckless with her eye sometimes.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about writing stuff in there? Do you have any with a favorite lyric? Maybe. Maybe Some scripture or. I mean, or a little knife on the top?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, I don't have anything.

[Daniel Tosh]

Stop staring. Like something like that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

The text would be so small it'd be hard to make out. But there are people that get like their favorite sports team stuff on there. So they have like the tiny little text.

[Daniel Tosh]

Would you consider a Dolphins logo?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, I don't like sports.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know, but.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

So I feel like it'd be squandering one of my eye. Eye shapes.

[Daniel Tosh]

Get your eye off my desk. I've always wanted to say that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That one's my fancy eye. Special occasions.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can I put it in my eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Try.

Oh, my God. It's not going to fit, bro.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, I don't know how to do it.

Dapper dance.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Beautiful.

[Daniel Tosh]

It looks good. It's nice. Okay. All right. Sorry about that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'll wash it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you always have an extra eye on you?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Not always. If I'm wearing my non comfortable eyes, I will keep a more comfortable backup.

[Daniel Tosh]

And do you have any like cheapy. Like I have cheapy glasses around my house. Do you have any cheapy eyes?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. The process that goes into it's all the same. But I do have some that are more expensive. Cause they've got like gems or more precious stuff in it.

[Daniel Tosh]

I can't believe we can't think of anything like crazy to do to an eye that she hasn't already thought of.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I know, it's.

[Daniel Tosh]

I mean, you said somebody put lights in it and that's pretty fun.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And like a spider.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yours glow in the dark. Any of them?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, this one will glow a little bit, but you got to like charge her up.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can you stare directly at the sun with your bad eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's a plus. Donald Trump.

[Eddie Gosling]

What about like a snow globe? Kind of fluid in there.

[Daniel Tosh]

Ooh, a snow globe.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

So Christina has tried that two different times. Both times was a flop. It's very tricky. They've not figured that one out yet.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay, what about like magic eight ball your eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That would be interesting. The suspending of stuff just to where.

[Daniel Tosh]

We have to look straight up and then we get these signs point to yes.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

You'd have to have a thick eyeball for that.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about a candy eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I don't have one like that. That's cool.

[Daniel Tosh]

Then you pop it. Instead of tapping it, you just pop it out in front of kids.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

What do you mean like real candy?

[Daniel Tosh]

Yes.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, God, no.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm talking about eat it. Talking about eat in your eye.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I feel like you'd be real goopy.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, I'M not listen, it's a one off. It's like, you know, edible.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's for the bit.

[Daniel Tosh]

Edible underwear. You don't really. No one gets hungry for edible underwear. It's just something that we know exists. It's like a jawbreaker. I'm wearing a pair right now. Does your husband have a preference?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, he has a favorite eye.

[Daniel Tosh]

Does he prefer you to have an eye in.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, because otherwise my eyelid just like closes.

[Daniel Tosh]

How did you meet your husband in high school.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh my gosh. Not when we were both in high school together. Let me be clear.

We were in the same grade. We actually met at like freshman orientation. He was like 3 inches shorter than me at the time of meeting. Thought he had a cute face. But I'm a staggering 5 4. And he was like, so 10th grade swings around. He's taller than me and I'm just like, done.

[Daniel Tosh]

That is sick.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That's mine. And then he was like, I have yours.

[Daniel Tosh]

That is so weird to like know that you knew your husband before he went through puberty.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, a little bit. And like me and my best friend talked about which one we were going to get and like, she like, you're shorter. You can have that one. Oh, this is my now husband.

[Daniel Tosh]

You guys. You did a swap little. An early wife swap.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

We do.

[Daniel Tosh]

We did husband swap. How old were you when you got married?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

23.

[Daniel Tosh]

How many years have you been married? Seven years. That's a while. Forget life that you can't remember when you had both your eyes. You barely can remember life before your husband.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Literally no clue. I'm always like, babe, you're not allowed to die. I would just like be a Spencer at that point.

[Daniel Tosh]

Can you feel people when there's eye contact honing in on your working eye?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I can't tell.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, it's like the general vibe if they went nose, eye or that eye. I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm always confused with eye contact to begin with because usually when people are talking, I look at their mouth because I don't hear well. So I'm like, oh, I'll do a little. I'll cheat a little bit. But now I'm like, oh, where am I supposed to stare? Do you teach in public or private school?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Public.

[Daniel Tosh]

And your is a special education in high school?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. What's your age range for your kids?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It varies between like 15 to 17. I'll write IEPs when needed for like the 9th graders. So I'll occasionally have a little 13, 14 year old student that I'm working on their paperwork for. But typically it's my 11th graders.

[Daniel Tosh]

Were you always drawn to that? You're like, this is what I'm going to teach.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm in my eighth year teaching. I bounced around a little bit. But by far high school is in my humble opinion where it's at if you're going to be a teacher. Because the worst thing is going to happen is like maybe the kids are like doing drugs or doing something they ought not in a private space on campus. And maybe you get cursed out a little bit. But no one is like absolutely losing their mind the way they do in middle school when hormones start kicking in like to where they're making very interesting choices. And there's like not crying like in elementary school. I don't know how to console a crying child as a teacher because I'm like, I'm not going to hug someone else's child. That's where I am.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, you can hug. You can hug a child.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

I help my kids first grade class all the time and I'm hugging kids if they need it. Some kids just need it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm just not built to be an elementary school teacher. I'm just like, I'm a pat on the head type of gal, you know? You got it, champ.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is this a special needs class or not a special needs.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Inclusion. Inclusion. So that means there's general education students and special education students together. But the kids I teach are considered mild to moderate. So like lower levels of supports. The adhd, dyslexia of it all type population. Like you would look in the classroom and not be able to like pinpoint exactly who might be on my caseload.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you dyslexic?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Probably have not been properly diagnosed. But the more that I've progressed as a special education teacher, the more I side eye some of my own things where I'm like, I was a high functioning of certain things.

[Daniel Tosh]

How much more difficult is it to work in a special education classroom?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It varies. So it definitely depends on the type of students you're working with. So if you're in a moderate to severe classroom, it's entirely different than if you're in a mild to moderate setting.

[Daniel Tosh]

Because you're mild to moderate?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

What kind of challenges are your students facing?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Motivation having, performing it significantly below grade level and having to like bolster them into producing grade level work. There's always the writing and documenting of IEP stuff that is something gen ed teachers just don't have to ever touch or worry about. So I don't think it's the most challenging on my end, but I'm also at a school that sets me up to do my job very well. That's not the case everywhere. Sometimes you'll have one. Special education teachers spread through, like, 50 kids, which is a nightmare.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's your ratio?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Sixteen are on my caseload. I write 13 IEPs a year. I'm given entire Mondays as sped planning days to work through all of my paperwork. So I rarely feel like I'm drowning.

[Daniel Tosh]

Does your disability change the way you approach teaching special ed?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

That's why I went into teaching special ed. So it's hard to know what has influenced what exactly. But I just know that when I had an IEP growing up, there were teachers that treated me like I was stupid or couldn't do certain things or would talk down to me. And I didn't like how that felt. So when I was considering going into being a teacher, I was like, you know what? I'm gonna be a special education teacher. Cause I want to pour back into my own community and help kids see themselves in me, even if they don't have one eye and really know they have someone in their field cheering them on. That, like, gets it. Has struggled. Has cried in a class before during a quiz because they were frustrated.

[Daniel Tosh]

School was always just kind of a necessary evil for me.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's tough. And I think that a teacher can either make your experience a little more enjoyable or really shitty.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you like where you teach? Would you teach elsewhere?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I love where I teach. I feel like I've found the place that if shit hit the fan, that's when I'd back out of teaching.

[Daniel Tosh]

How far is your commute every day?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

30 to 40 minutes each way.

[Daniel Tosh]

30 to 40 minutes, that's acceptable.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I say, good audiobook, good to go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do you listen to audiobooks?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Mm. I don't like, like, actually reading. Oh, I'm bad at it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that because of your eye? Mm, it is.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It can't, like, track in a straight line very well.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's interesting.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I gotta do the, like, finger reading or, like, put the paper down as I go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is there a way that we could design a book that would be easier for you to read? Is there a way that the words could be written? Or is there a computer screen that would be easier?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Bigger text. But also, again, had my special education teachers when I was younger taught me accurately how to manage that. I wouldn't struggle as much as an adult. But they phoned it in quite a bit.

[Daniel Tosh]

I know I'm just trying to think if we could come up with like some software on a computer that would be like, this is actually how your eye would process things at a quicker rate.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I wouldn't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm going to work on that. Get on that one long line.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

One long. I feel like I'd started tripping out on that too.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, but it's gonna go fast. It's gonna fly by. You hang out in the lounge. What's going on in there? Do you like your teachers, your, your co workers?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is it a group? Is it like fun there?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

There's like tighter knit inner circles of people that hang out more outside of work. But honestly we keep pretty dang busy. So it's like you see each other in passing when grabbing a coffee. Someone's running off prints. You get the like, how was the weekend? And I'm tired. And then, you know, proceed.

[Daniel Tosh]

Has Trump fixed our education system?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. The reason why we lost two sped teachers because of the budget cuts.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you think of Linda McMahon?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I think she should stick to TV.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that what she does? I don't think. I don't want her on TV either.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Mrs. Sunshine]

Guys, thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree.

[Daniel Tosh]

Zoe, this thing weighs a ton. Drew, ski lift with your legs, man.

[Narrator/Announcer]

Santa.

[Daniel Tosh]

Santa, did you get my letter? He's talking to you britches. I'm not.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Of course he did.

[Daniel Tosh]

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[Mrs. Sunshine]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Mrs. Sunshine]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Mrs. Sunshine]

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[Daniel Tosh]

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[Daniel Tosh]

PAW show.

Do you think kids are okay in general or do you think we're all going to hell in a hand basket?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I think it's alarming when a lot of high schoolers can't read properly. It's a lot. And there's only so much intervention that can support when a child's reading level is many grades below and not just on my caseload. Like we're not talking about students with disabilities. Like across the board Right.

[Daniel Tosh]

Because we always just. We constantly just keep lowering the bar instead of, like, making kids have to do more education. It's like, well, if they can't read, let's just lower the bar even more.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Or they do two weeks of summer school and then you pass them anyway.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're supposed to just pass kids, aren't you?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yes. They make it very hard to not. I think in the many years I've taught at this school, we've only retained one student, and it was only for one subject, and that was it. But it's very challenging too, and the documentation and parent has to approve as well. But, yeah, no Child Left behind impacted a lot of reading levels.

[Daniel Tosh]

I think what we need to do is implement a Billy Madison rule that every five years you have to go through all 12 grades in two weeks. Yeah, good. That's good. Thank you. That'll be a part of my agenda.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

There we go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is your class an easy class to cheat in?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, I've got Go Guardian. I just lock their screens and then they can't cheat.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about kids and. And using, like, AI and ChatGPT to do all their papers? Is this. Is this just the way of the world now?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They try to push it, but there's also, like, Go Guardian. They can block websites they can access. However, we do have one of the last units we do. Teaches kids how to use AI properly, because they're going to try to use it and we don't want them to use it stupidly in college. And one of the last things we teach the 11th graders before shoo shooing them onto the 12th grade is a little mini unit on AI as a tool in the classroom for kids.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Do juniors rule?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, I think they're the best grade to teach. They don't have senioritis.

[Daniel Tosh]

You know, I've always said juniors rule.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They're fun. It's a good batch of babies.

[Daniel Tosh]

Sophomores.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Those are the tough ones.

[Daniel Tosh]

I hate them.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They're too comfy.

[Daniel Tosh]

They think just because they're not the lowest on the rung that they're important, but they're not. Do you guys have to have shooter drills every year? Every year? Just once a year, yeah.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And anytime there's a school shooting, we usually have a little debrief at the beginning of class, going over procedures when.

[Daniel Tosh]

These tragedies inevitably continue to happen. And then people start floating ideas. Well, we're gonna start arming our teachers. What goes through your brain at that point?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

You just don't want a gun in the classroom. If anything I do think that having the scanner when people come in so that they can't enter in without Whatever. To me, that's significantly more effective than having a gun in a lockbox under a desk. That now is a looming threat to the kids. Or maybe having retired veterans volunteering and they're trained for xyz.

[Daniel Tosh]

What about one live grenade in your.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Desk drawer just, like, ready to go?

[Daniel Tosh]

Just one grenade? You have a grenade in a drawer? I feel like I would be comfortable with that. Like, okay, I know how this works. Something bad happens. Kids are in the hallway. That's on them.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, Lord.

[Daniel Tosh]

Just open the door, roll it out there. I don't know what the fix is for that.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Maybe not a grenade.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, not a grenade.

[Eddie Gosling]

Not a grenade.

[Daniel Tosh]

You got one of those emergency showers in your classroom. I always like those in the science labs. The big ring, the metal ring.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

We got an emergency poop chute.

[Daniel Tosh]

What's that?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

A bucket.

Does what? With a modesty screen?

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that just. Somebody has to emergency poop in case there's a shooter.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They gotta poop. What?

[Eddie Gosling]

I mean, if you're trapped in your classroom.

[Daniel Tosh]

Are you talking. If you're locked in the classroom and.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Someone'S got the poopy doopies, you gotta what?

[Daniel Tosh]

The poopy doops. Is that new slang? Is that the slang? Is that what kids are saying?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

The anxious shits? I don't know.

[Daniel Tosh]

Huh. And it's never been used.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, it's been used before you retire the bucket. Once it's used.

[Daniel Tosh]

But you've seen it used.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Not me. Another teacher. There was a shooting outside the school, and they were on lockdown for, like, six hours. Most people just. Just held. Yeah, but someone couldn't. And the poop shoot was.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know. I don't know that. That would have been me.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

I might have just taken my chances and been like a hero and sort of, you know, storm run to the bathroom, storm the castle. I don't know.

[Eddie Gosling]

After lunch, I feel like you're.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's nightmare fuel stuff.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, man.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Is that that type of stuff that happens? And even the anxiety that yearly preparation does that. Is that enough to make you go, I don't want to do this?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It makes me think about it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yeah.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Because. Yeah, it's why. I mean, I get police being afraid of dying at their job. Why should a teacher and kids. That's crazy.

[Daniel Tosh]

Where I'm. That's where I'm at, too. Of course the police should be afraid, but those are people.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They know what they're Signing up for yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

They accept some level of risk to be a teacher and have to feeling the responsibility of all these kids.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And when I did teach in a classroom where it was all students with disabilities that were more higher levels of support, I knew that there is no every man for themselves. Run, go take care of yourself, child. It's like, I am responsible for these lives. Like, I'm going down with this group if something happens because they're not able to manage themselves. I think the elementary school teachers feel that same level of fear too. Now high school, I'm just like, you guys run when you can. You go, you have your phones.

[Daniel Tosh]

Get your people, Go get a grenade. That's.

We need. We need. I mean, hand it. Hand it to one of your brave kids and go, here you go, buddy. Do you dress like this outfit today? Would this be an appropriate outfit for school or no?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

It's a little short, but I did actually wear this very similarly to work, but I had pants underneath.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

And I bring this up because I know that you've been told that you don't dress like a traditional teacher. Do you care about that or no?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. As long as I'm dressing appropriately and abiding by my school's policy, which even what I show online is more conservative than necessarily what my school would require me to wear. But I know people have a lot of opinions online, so. No, it's self expression, and it models for students that you shouldn't be afraid to express yourself in ways that are dynamic.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's what I've always tried to tell people, Eddie. I'm trying to express myself. I used to have funky haircuts in high school. Oh, to shave the side of my head.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Have fun with it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, it was good times. Which pays more.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I make substantially more from online stuff than teaching.

[Daniel Tosh]

Would you give it up if the money got too lopsided?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No, it already is very lopsided. But it's my passion, and I think it's more important. So I'm gonna write it out until I'm like, over teaching. And right now I still love it and I'm energized to go to work teaching.

[Daniel Tosh]

Every day pays around $200 a day. Is that the going rate in Los Angeles?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah. And I'm at a school that pays pretty well.

[Daniel Tosh]

Am I shocked? No. That seems about right to me. That seems about what I would expect. Now, you shoot a lot of your content in your classrooms. Is that frowned upon? Nobody at the school's ever like, you can't do this or no.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

No. So it's always important to read the, like, school policy around things. And so our big one is no kids and no identifiable things for the school. And other than that, you're allowed to share on social media.

[Daniel Tosh]

What do you like to do for fun?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I work two jobs, so I don't have a ton of downtime, but I do love video games and. Oh, anytime there's a break from teaching, I'm going abroad or traveling with either friends or my husband.

[Daniel Tosh]

Does your husband have any disabilities?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Not that he's diagnosed. 4.

[Daniel Tosh]

Could we think of a few, though?

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I'm sussy. I am suspicious.

[Daniel Tosh]

Everybody on the show gets a gift. I mean, it's just stuff that I find around my house that I think the guest might take.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

If it's eyeball themed, I'm here for it.

[Daniel Tosh]

Well, first thing, I wanted to give you this.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

They're so cute.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. But this is from John. Did I talk on the show about the problem, John, or. No, no, not at all. Okay, get in depth. John, who works on this show, has. He thinks he has an orchard. He's got a tree that produces apples. Well, he sent me home with some apples. I was like, oh, this is great. We love apples in our house. And I bit into it, and it was disgusting. Then I handed one to my kids, and they thought it was disgusting. And I'm like, these aren't ripe. And then I started yelling at him, and I was texting him, like, they're the worst apples we've ever tasted. We all hate them. The skin was awful. And then his wife starts getting mad at us, saying, what is he talking about? That's why you kept saying that apples cannot be grown in some ways. Well, I didn't think this is the region for apples. When tasting your apples, they didn't taste good. Okay. I was just mad. Anyway, long story short, too late for that. But he recently texted me. He goes, hey, I think you are right. I think I had picked months too early. And now he's bringing me new apples.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

And they're good.

[Daniel Tosh]

I have no idea. I want you to taste it first.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

All right. Are they washed?

[Daniel Tosh]

Yes. I don't know if that's true.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I want the babies.

[Daniel Tosh]

You take whatever you want. Just a tiny bite. Just to tell us if the apple.

Is it acceptable or no.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I like a sour apple, a little peanut butter, and this slaps.

Mm.

[Daniel Tosh]

Those are yours.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Those are yours. I like them.

[Daniel Tosh]

I also feel like it's a lot of. Lot of skin. The skin feels tough to me.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Still is that where the nutrients is at, though.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't care. I just want it to taste good. I'm not into it. It's a million times better, John. It's a million times better.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I like it.

[Daniel Tosh]

John, just so you know that. You sent me an apple that was. Go ahead, shoot it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I like it.

[Daniel Tosh]

You gotta shoot it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

I like it.

[Daniel Tosh]

You're gonna be fine. It's wasteful. Just throw it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Oh, I'm gonna miss.

[Daniel Tosh]

No, you'll never miss.

Buckets. All right, that's gift one, gift two. Here, I thought you'd like this. You'll do something fashiony with it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah, you'll see it in a video. I'll make it work.

[Daniel Tosh]

These are a bunch of fake eyelashes.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Are they used?

[Daniel Tosh]

No, my wife took one for some Halloween thing, but that's it. There's only one missing.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

The one missing. What did she do? Was she a pirate?

[Daniel Tosh]

It was like a Day of a Dead thing.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Okay, here.

[Daniel Tosh]

Then I got you this. Now, I didn't get this for you. I just took it out of my daughter's room. This was like some eye crystal stuff that she, like, put around her hair.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Wait, this is. Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

I figure you can do something.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

This is a win.

[Daniel Tosh]

That's a win.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

This is a win.

[Daniel Tosh]

Yay.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

This one's a win for sure.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'll take it. Well, then the scarf could be a win. You'll see.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Thank you for the gift.

[Daniel Tosh]

Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome for all you do. Well. Listen, sunshine, thank you for being on the show. All the best to you.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Thanks for having me. Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

Paw show.

Want to thank Sunny for being on the show and for letting me finger her eyes.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Daniel Tosh]

That was nice. That was really nice. I don't know if I'm gonna tell my kids to knock it off when they're yanking on a broomstick. I'll just be like, you know what? Your life might turn out amazing if one of you loses an eye. Yeah. I blinded my father once as a kid.

[Eddie Gosling]

What'd you do?

[Daniel Tosh]

I threw an airplane perfectly. Flew perfectly straight, hit him right in the eye. He couldn't see for, like a week.

[Eddie Gosling]

Furious.

[Daniel Tosh]

He was so mad.

[Eddie Gosling]

Good plane.

[Daniel Tosh]

It was a great plane.

It flew true. Like, just level. Just, you know, like sometimes when they glide perfect. A perfect paper airplane and just kind of drops a little.

[Eddie Gosling]

I mean, he could take his eye off of it, watching it.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

The.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't think he was watching me.

[Eddie Gosling]

Just out of nowhere, it kind of.

[Daniel Tosh]

Just came in and got him. That's the Worst it was in St. Louis. We had a Cardinals game we went to a few days later. He was tripping on the sidewalk, cursing me.

How about you, Carl? Huh? Carl, you got anything to add to this? Oh, no. Did you get in trouble with Sunshine and she told you to put your head on the desk, or are you trying to sleep in class? I used to always wedge a book here, then I could lay down comfortably. Whatever. Want to plug our store toshshowstore.com My first farewell. Tour tickets on sale now. Come see me in 2026. Come see Eddie, come see Carl, Come see my wife.

Come see my children break bread with us. Because like Vin Diesel, you see this new season of slow horses.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Yeah.

[Daniel Tosh]

When the politician quotes Vin Diesel.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yes.

[Daniel Tosh]

I couldn't imagine that's what you were gonna. That was hysterical. Yes, it was hysterical. I didn't see that coming either. Also, we have our Patreon page. Patreon at Tosh show or something like that. Yeah, whatever. Look it up. Let's see. Do we have any voicemail today?

[Eddie Gosling]

We do.

[Daniel Tosh]

All right, let's hear them.

[Voicemail Callers]

My name is Jody, Independently wealthy, live in Oklahoma, I think Trump shameless chocolate diet. But I do live in a red state.

[Daniel Tosh]

Okay. All right. He's independently wealthy, lives in a red state, and he's older than. Probably what we're looking for. Right. I don't. I don't have a problem with that guy. Sounds fun.

[Eddie Gosling]

He does sound fun.

[Daniel Tosh]

I like that kind of voice. I can listen to a guy like that tell me stories.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, it's gonna have. Could be a horrible story, but it's great coming out of his voice.

[Daniel Tosh]

I like it. He'll tell us about, you know, some things. One time they fucking beat a hooker.

No, I like it. That guy seems pretty cool. Anybody else? Yep. All right, let's hear this guy.

[Mrs. Sunshine]

Hi, Daniel.

[Voicemail Callers]

My name's Ashley. I know.

[Daniel Tosh]

It's a woman. Yeah.

[Voicemail Callers]

I'm not a man, but I just wanted to call anyways because Amanda's really pretty and so is your wife. And you. I'm five seven. I have a decent job doing, like, tech support stuff. I work with horses. I'm a horse girl.

And I think you and I would get along on vacation. Well, actually, maybe we wouldn't, because I also have ibs and I'm also always my pants. And I really, honestly. Hang on. I truly appreciate how open you are with it because it was something that I used to be so embarrassed about. Why I would be like, oh, I. I'm throwing up. And I would make like coughing sounds while I'm shitting my brains out. But I've just accepted it now. You know, I'm, I'm a pretty woman who shits a lot and sometimes can't go on long drives.

[Daniel Tosh]

Put that on a T shirt, have.

[Voicemail Callers]

To shit on the side of the road.

[Daniel Tosh]

I'm a pretty woman who shits a lot.

[Eddie Gosling]

There you go.

[Daniel Tosh]

Ah, I like her. I don't know if Amanda's ready to change complete lifestyles.

[Eddie Gosling]

Yeah, let's, let's, let's throw it in there.

[Daniel Tosh]

Actually, if we had two people that, that have bad stomachs, this could be good. I could use this to my advantage because now it's, it's one thing when I'm the only voice to say, let's not do this, but now if there's two people that potentially could all over the side of the road.

[Eddie Gosling]

There's power in numbers.

[Daniel Tosh]

You throw in my father in law who can't control his bladder, we're quite.

[Eddie Gosling]

The group because he's all bundled up and tucked in.

[Daniel Tosh]

I don't know if we can have two people that shit themselves in the same car.

We're confusing my kids enough. It seems like too much. Let me think about this one. See you next week.