Transcript
Francis (0:01)
What's interesting as well is how comedians try and censor other comedians.
Match (0:05)
Jokes about jokes about disabled people.
Francis (0:10)
Pedophilia.
Jeff (0:11)
Right up my alley.
Francis (0:12)
You've got more skeletons in your closet than Halloween. And then you're gonna go, you know who's really moral? This guy. Yeah, you don't really have that here as much yet.
Jeff (0:22)
Now there's nothing you can talk about that isn't political. Every female comic I know is bisexual, but they're not. All women somehow are on the same team, which I've never experienced.
Match (0:31)
No.
Jeff (0:33)
I'd imagine if you laid out a reasonable person's thoughts, you'd have things in all these different categories. However, if it's all on the left, you're like, how is it conveniently all on the left? And same with all the right? Like, the odds of that are preposterous. He's inarguably funny. I don't know if I want him to be. I don't know if it's a good thing.
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