Five Minute Plasma Cannon, Instant Karma, and The Worst Flight Instructor: Headlines 41

A couple of high school kids get arrested for breaking into their school, and apparently they didn't have a crowbar lying around so they opted to build a plasma cannon and just blast the doors open....subtle. Then a man who killed his wife has a heart attack while his out-of-shape ass is trying to dispose of the body. Then we round it out with a flight instructors last lesson, lets just say it was a memorable one.