BONUS TJG: Judging with Luke and Sassy Scott!

Summary

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Two Judgey Girls – BONUS TJG: Judging with Luke and Sassy Scott!

Episode Date: July 21, 2026
Hosts: Courtney & Mary
Guests: Luke and Sassy Scott (the viral Australian brothers)
Timestamps are in MM:SS format.

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Episode Overview

In this energetic bonus episode, Mary and Courtney welcome the viral sensation siblings, Luke and Sassy Scott. Famous for their hilarious and unfiltered sibling dynamic on social media, Luke and Scott discuss life in LA, their journey to internet fame, reality TV obsessions, and celebrity run-ins. Throughout, the group shares plenty of laughs, pop culture commentary, and insightful takes on sibling dynamics, becoming influencers, and surviving reality TV together.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Origins of Luke and Sassy Scott (03:54–07:36)

• The Viral Start:
  • During COVID, Luke moved in with Scott, who had always wanted to be famous. Luke, obsessed with analytics, began filming Scott's angry outbursts and pranks.
  • “Scott always wanted to be famous. He just didn’t have the cognitive functioning to get himself there.” – Luke (06:06)
  • Their “rage bait” sibling content went viral immediately, racking up millions of views.
• On Scott's Outbursts:
  • “If you’re not going to 100, you’re not living! ... I can’t believe you don’t, like, wake up.” – Scott (07:19)

2. Life as Influencers and the LA Move (04:21–05:51, 32:00–34:46)

• US Audience:
  • Scott claims Americans are their biggest fans:
    “We are Americans’ guilty pleasure. We say and do all the things an American just wouldn’t, but it’s like oh, they’re the Aussie brothers, so it’s okay.” – Scott (04:26)
• Would They Move to LA?
  • “For the right amount of money?” – Scott (05:36)
• Celebrity Friends and LA Encounters:
  • Name drops include meeting actor Colman Domingo and possibly breakfasting with Sharon Osbourne. (32:15–34:46)

3. Reality TV Commentary and Hot Takes

a. Below Deck Drama (09:05–12:22)

• Current Season:
  • Sassy Scott calls it the “best season by far” and shares insider gossip, including his friendship with cast member Aesha.
• Infamous Bed Incident:
  • Luke (not the guest) hooks up with Jen in his boss Nathan’s bed, leaving “bodily fluid on his boss's bed sheets for two days.” (10:11)
  • Scott minimizes the drama:
    “Every single person here has probably stayed in a hotel— the little couch in your hotel room is way worse than your mates’...sheets.” – Scott (10:39)
  • Luke disagrees:
    “I think it’s terrible.” – Luke (10:28)

b. Experience on The Amazing Race (13:04–13:33)

• Both brothers appeared together; they lost to their friend Aesha.
  • "Turns out Luke can’t run up hills. That’s why we lost." – Scott (13:15)

c. Other Reality Shows and Sibling Competition (20:21–21:25)

• Would only do shows like Big Brother or Traitors as a duo— with exceptions for guest spots.
• “There’s only one person in the world that can cop the other side of my 0 to 100, and that is Luke.” – Scott (20:57)
• They’d love to try Survivor against each other: “I would want to just beat Scott.” – Luke (21:15)
• On Australian Survivor host changes (“don’t fix what’s not broken”) and a riff about Boston Rob (22:00–22:26).

d. Beverly Hills Housewives Discussion (22:53–24:49)

• Scott voices strong opinions on Amanda Francis (“I have this sixth sense… whoa, that person is dangerous”).
• Dorit vs. Kyle:
  • “Kyle…I cluck it a very, very long time ago. She’s the powerhouse. She sits… on the throne.” – Scott (24:09)
  • Dorit gets the brothers’ support (she also follows them).

4. Sibling Banter & Family Life (25:39–29:03)

• Parenting and Twins:
  • Scott candidly discusses raising twins (“they sleep from seven till seven… They balance me out”). (26:38)
  • His over-the-top morning performances: “I come into the room cartwheeling… like a Gaga performance lip sync for them.” – Scott (26:36)
• Nickname Debate:
  • Luke is called “Luca Boy” by the twins, a nickname he claims was given, but Scott insists you can’t self-nickname. (28:02)
  • Scott’s “Sassy” moniker emerged when "calling him gay" on TikTok tripped content filters, so fans renamed him “Sassy Scott.”
    • “Most of them would always be like, he’s so sassy. Sassy Scott.” – Luke (30:07)
    • “What’s the definition of sassy? ...I am sassy.” – Scott (30:16)

5. Influencer World & LA Networking (32:15–34:46)

• Celebrity DMs, forming “beautiful connections” with people like Colman Domingo, Sharon Osbourne, Bunny XO, and other TV personalities.
  • “...they all slid into our DMs and went, [if] you ever need help, our teams and families are extension of yours.” – Scott (34:31)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If you’re not going to 100, you’re not living!” – Scott (07:19)
• “We are Americans’ guilty pleasure. We say and do all the things an American just wouldn’t.” – Scott (04:26)
• “Every single person here has probably stayed in a hotel— the little couch in your hotel room is way worse than your mates’...sheets.” – Scott on Below Deck drama (10:39)
• “There’s only one person in the world that can cop the other side of my 0 to 100, and that is Luke.” – Scott (20:57)
• “Turns out Luke can’t run up hills. That’s why we lost [The Amazing Race].” – Scott (13:15)
• “What’s the definition of sassy? ...I am sassy.” – Scott (30:16)
• “They just start singing ‘Looka Boy, Looka Boy.’” – Luke, about his nephews (27:45)
• On celebrity run-ins: “Oh, I saw Miley Cyrus's mom walk out of a candle store.” – Luke (33:41)

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Other Pop Culture Chatter

• Trendwatching: Discussion includes Real Housewives of Atlanta, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Top Chef, South Korean culinary shows, and the World Cup.
• Funny aside: Scott’s twins, dual American-Australian citizens, root for the US over Australia, much to his mock dismay. (25:39)

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Closing & Where to Find Luke and Sassy Scott (34:53)

“Plug away, creative geniuses. All you have to type in is Luke and Sassy Scott. Anywhere you will find us. Any channel, the podcast, the Snapchat, the TikToks or whatever. Wherever you want to play with us, you'll find us just under that title.” – Scott (34:53)

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This is Mary from the Bay and

[Paige Desorbo]

It's Courtney from LA. And if you spent any time on TikTok or Instagram, you've probably come across. These two brothers, Luke and Sam Scott, have built a huge audience thanks to their hilarious sibling dynamic, Australian humor, and unfiltered takes on everything from pop culture to everyday life. Their chemistry is effortless. They are brothers, after all, and their videos have made millions of people feel like they're hanging out with family. One of the things that we love most about them is that they never take themselves too seriously, which is exactly why we wanted to have them on. Please welcome to two Judgy Girls, Luke and Sassy Scott. God. Hi, guys.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Hi, girls. How you doing?

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Fantastic.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Did you write that intro or was that passed over to you? Because that's the best one I've heard yet.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, my gosh. We wrote it.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

You've done it again.

[Paige Desorbo]

We buttered you up nice and good.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

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[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And it's a pleasure to be on this show, so thank you so much for having us. We came all the way to LA to do a virtual podcast interview with you.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I know. So tell us, why are you in LA right now? How long are you here for?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

It's so weird. America's our biggest audience. We feel like we are Americans guilty pleasure. We say and do all the things that an American just wouldn't, but it's like, oh, they're the Aussie brothers, so it's okay.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

But what do they say as well in la, you're either gorgeous or. Or you have to be funny.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

It's quite funny. Everywhere where I go, people are like, oh, don't worry, you don't need Botox or good skin. You're funny. They're like, sure, you're really small and you have tiny little girl breasts and you're an old man, but you're so funny. Like, don't worry. Can't confirm they're little.

[Paige Desorbo]

I think your skin looks fabulous, so don't let anyone tell you differently. Maybe you went to the doctor yesterday, I don't know.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No, it's just some Californian sun. To be honest, it's gorgeous. But we're out here, we're having meetings, we're catching up with Cool people doing cool things, you know, seeing if there's an appetite for us to play in the big smoke in the city for a while.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, fantastic. Would you, like, move over here?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

For the right amount of money?

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Sure, absolutely.

[Paige Desorbo]

That's what we say, too. For the right price, we're happy to sell out.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I sold my soul in a previous life, so I know how to do this deal.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I'm just scared because I'm attached to it.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yeah, we're contracted.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

You're a dynamic duo. Can you tell our listeners how Luke and Sassy Scott came about? You're obviously very viral, but your background story to people that don't know you.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Like I always say, Scott always wanted to be famous. He just didn't have the cognitive functioning to get himself there. He just needed his little younger baby brother to move into him during COVID who had a little bit of an interest in social media. So I just started filming Scott. It's pretty much rage, bait, pranking, annoying him. Anything that you could imagine when you were a child that would annoy your mum and that would be leaving a wet towel on the ground, it drinking all the milk. All those things would annoy my little big brother. So he would really blow up, explode. I would film him and then upload everything. I wanted nothing from it other than I loved analytics and the buzz. And for whatever reason, every video seemed to go well. And what wow was back then, I thought was just normal. I thought, they're not even people. It's just bots. It's just numbers. So all the videos were doing really well. I think we had 150 videos in a row, all with me. Minimum 2 million views at that time. So insane.

[Paige Desorbo]

I was definitely one of those views, by the way. I remember finding you guys during COVID and I would, like, giggle so hard because Scott, he knows exactly how to press your buttons. And to be fair, I would say you go from 0 to 100 pretty fast, which just made it all hilarious.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And what fascinates me about that is people like, can you really do it? And I'm like, really do what? And they're like, go to 100. I'm like, if you're not going to 100, you're not living. Like, people like, like, I can't believe that's who you are and what you do. And I'm like, I can't believe you don't, like, wake up.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I feel so sorry for you. Look, to be around that all the time.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I know.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Well, and now you guys have your own podcast and Lots of hot takes on there. And you have, like, callers calling in. I recently heard one about someone's mom sleeping with an uncle.

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[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Which actually, that just happened on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Oh, hang on.

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Who?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I'm two episodes behind on Atlanta at the moment.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Who?

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, you have one coming up. There's something with Portia's mom, Shamia's mom, her uncle. I don't want to spoil anything for you because the fight is worth it.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Is that. I mean, and if anyone could fight it, Shami. And it is portia.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

And I'm 53 episodes behind.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

So I'm really confused. Portia's looking phenomenal as well this season. I think she's. It's good having her back. It's really good.

[Paige Desorbo]

So wait, are you Team Shamia or Team Portia?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Listen, I love Shamia because I was always Team Candy. I absolutely loved Kandy. Ride or Die. She's a phenomenal human. But then Portia's kind of like Phoenix, like in the Ashes. She's really risen to me. But I don't know the context of what you're talking about right now. So I don't know his team I'm on.

[Paige Desorbo]

I'm excited for you to see it because you're watching the episode, waiting for something to happen, and then it happens. You're like, I could watch this forever.

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Okay.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

All right, stand by.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Wait. And you are a big below deck person. Yes, Yes. I hear you have a hot take.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

So this is the best season by far. We will name drop. We're very good friends with Aisha.

[Paige Desorbo]

We love Asia.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

She's currently in California right now, too.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yeah, we're seeing her today. Tomorrow, I think.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Okay. Yeah, she was, like, in San Francisco doing something, and so she's probably making her way down to LA to meet up with you gentlemen.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

She's the real deal. She's so fun. Right now. The current, like, controversy that's happened is that Luke hooked up with. Now, listen, Jen, I don't like her at all.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Just to make it clear, there's someone below deck called Luke, and it's not me he's talking about, but keep going.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Different Luke.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Sorry, Scott's just woken up.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

He hasn't had his coffee.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Sorry. Judgy girls today.

[Paige Desorbo]

Is this Scott without coffee? Oh, my gosh. We'll have to have you back on once you've had the coffee today.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

What do you mean? Wake up, people. But this is the standard energy you should bring to the world of life every day. Okay, so Luke hooked up with Jen in his boss's. Nathan's bed.

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[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Left a bodily fluid on his boss's bed sheets for two days. He has copped all of the heat for it. However, Jen was also in the bed and didn't pull the sheets off and wash them either. Now I actually think it's not that bad.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I think it's terrible.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Okay, sure. But you don't watch it. The reason why I don't think it's that bad is every single person here has probably stayed in a hotel. The little couch in your hotel room.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, God, stop.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Is way worse than your mates. Something in the bed. On your bed sheets.

[Paige Desorbo]

So he slept in the bed after this.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Just to clarify, for two days.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay. For two days he slept in the bed. Not realizing.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Okay, chill out, Nathan. I really like Nathan, but I'm telling you, mate, I'm pretty sure in your younger days, you. You and a mate probably would have like, hooked up with people and gone further than that. So chill the hell out.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Are you saying this to rage bait?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No, I agree. You actually believe this? I really think this. It's totally fine. Get over it.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

How did he figure it out?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Oh, they really stretched it out on the show. And then he's had to come clean to him. Everybody was talking about it on the boat.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

He came clean.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

But we're missing Asia tonight, so we'll really get the real down low on it.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

And, like, did they make him wash the sheets himself?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yes. And now he's like, he's getting him in.

[Paige Desorbo]

The least he could do.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Like, are you, like, watching him? Are you watching him, like, take off the sheets two days later on camera? Yeah, okay.

[Podcast Host (Lead Human)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

That'll be a highlight for me.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And then what just fascinates me is the production, the behind the scenes. Everybody knows there's a fluid that's on the bed sheets for days, but then when they go and tell Captain Sandy about it, she shook and I'm like, she's the HBIC head bitch in charge. She would have known as soon as it happened. So it's like I hate knowing production behind the scenes and how things work and then how it flows on television. And my husband's like, don't ruin it for me. And I'm like, of course they all knew it was there, but he was sleeping in it for two days.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Well, they are in the water, so I suppose there'll be semen.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And to my brother, would you guys

[Paige Desorbo]

ever go as a charter guest on the show?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

That was a quick response.

[Paige Desorbo]

That was emphatic.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No, Marcus, my husband and I got a message from them like years ago to see if we would do it. And now watching it, I feel like the guests are just so gas lit to be monsters on the show. And pre this career I worked in giant events and service and hospitality and I just, I would probably want to hang with the staff more than I'd want to hang with my entourage. My brother on a boat on a sun deck somewhere in the Mediterranean.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

You have had your taste of reality TV because you guys were on Amazing Race together.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Yeah. And it was Asia who kicked us off.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

We lost to Asia.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Both running up a hill.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I was running up a hill. Turns out Luke can't run up hills. That's why we lost.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

You're the athletic one

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

in that moment in period in time. Hasn't always been that way. It's still a sore point.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Yeah. So watch yourself, Mary.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Okay.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

Let's take a break and we'll be right back.

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[Paige Desorbo]

Would you guys do reality TV again like a big brother? Maybe. Traders and would you ever do it without each other?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Good question. No, I would say say if it's a big show, like if it's a guest spot, we could go on by ourselves, right? But the one thing that I love to hate about Luke is after the Amazing Race I clocked that there's no one else that I would and could do shows like that with. The way we operate and work together, the pressure cooker that you're under. There's only one person in the world that can cop the other side of my 0 to 100, and that is Luke.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

However, in saying it, Scott hates it when I say this or even pitch. It'll say it to anyone. But going on a show like Traitors or Survivor for being against each other, and it would just be a mind game to everyone going, oh, they're playing us. They're actually working together.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

But no, Luke would throw me under the bus. He would. And I would.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I would want to just beat Scott.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I want to do Survivor. But he would have my fire snuffed, like in the first episode. Like, I would be kicked off because of my brother.

[Paige Desorbo]

But what's going on with Australian Survivor, though? Because is. Is it ending? I feel like there was such drama. I'm a US Survivor fan, but I've heard Australian is like way better, but then the host way better.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And I'm calling it.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

They change hosts.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

They changed hosts. It was. What's the name? Lapaglia. Jonathan. Jonathan lapaglia, who was beautiful, charismatic. Everyone adored him. And then there was a contestant, David, who was one of the best contestants

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Survivors ever seen conversions in that, hasn't he.

[Paige Desorbo]

He's on that Deal or no Deal Island.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

That's it.

[Paige Desorbo]

He was very nice to look at.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

He seemed to dominate. Yeah, that's as far as it goes. Nice to look at. Not good to play with because he's going to beat you on the show. And for some reason, I think because he was so polarizing, they've given him the job to host. And it just seemed to really bomb. And I think, you know, don't fix what's not broken.

[Paige Desorbo]

It's almost like if. Do you guys know who Boston Rob is?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yes.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Yeah.

[Paige Desorbo]

It'd be like if he took over for Jeff Pro.

[Podcast Platform Announcer]

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[Paige Desorbo]

Okay.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yes. You wouldn't do it.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. What other reality shows are you guys watching?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Just the one that we're trying to create ourselves.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Tell us.

[Paige Desorbo]

Let's get a sizzle reel going. Let's hear it. Pitch it.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

We're probably not really allowed to say. We've got a couple of development deals at the moment here in the States. So, like, it would be so cool if we could share some of the ideas, but I just don't know if we're putting back on.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

What reality are you watching, though?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Listen, I want Beverly Hills to come back hard and fast. I'M furious with Amanda. I'm furious with the Internet. That's like siding with her.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Amanda Francis. She's an Amanda Francis pollogist. Courtney.

[Paige Desorbo]

Okay. To be fair, I like that she riles them up. That's something that makes it fun, because these women don't get riled up enough. They really sweep things under the. The rugs when someone's just, like. They're, like, eating. We call it chicken salad. They're eating crackers, you know, like, that to me, is hilarious.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

But I think there's a level of delusion with it, and that's maybe how she's riling them up. Right. But it's kind of quite confusing and actually uncomfortable for me to watch because I feel I have this, like, sixth sense where I can sense an energy and just go, whoa, that person is dangerous. Or stay away from me.

[Paige Desorbo]

I don't want to be friends with her.

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[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yeah.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

You're not having ceremonial matcha with her.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No, no. She slides into our DMs whilst we're over here. We're blocking her.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Who do you like better, Dorit or Kyle?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Oh, Ting. Dorit.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Me too. I didn't think Dorit had the most amazing reunion performance. Although the entire season, I was on

[Podcast Host / Narrator]

her side because Kyle has been lying to us.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Kyle. I cluck it a very, very long time ago. She's the powerhouse. She sits, like, on the throne. You want to look at it like it's a game of thrones. She's been on that throne for a very long time. So it would be like Rhaenyra. Luke doesn't watch it. No, I know.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Dorit follows us, though. Is that.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yeah, Dorit does. Hey, Dorit.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

That's why we're definitely team Dorit.

[Paige Desorbo]

PK blocked us long ago, but Doritos still good. She's not unburdened, you know, or she is unburdened.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Hang on. Which one is that?

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Unburdened. So she's not burdened anymore. She's unburdened.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

There it is. I would read her book too.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Yeah, you can listen to it, Luke.

[Paige Desorbo]

What do you watch?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

See, I'm very weird with what I watch. I'm currently in culinary masters. It's a South Korean show on Netflix. I don't think you want the hot take there, but it's very interesting.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Like, this interview's over. Look at the computer.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

But it's true.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I love that.

[Paige Desorbo]

So do you ever watch Top Chef, then? Like, are you, like, the culinary competition shows or just this one specifically?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I really get around South Korean pop culture, movies, TV shows. It's very.

[Paige Desorbo]

So did you watch the World Cup? The World cup halftime show with bts.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

See, BTS is very cool.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah. Okay. Were you guys watching the World cup at all? Unfortunately, Australia was in our group stage.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

It's hard.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

So we'll get back to you.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I know that was 3am to watch the matches.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

And the hardest thing was my twin sons. They were born in Texas. They're dual citizens. American in Australia. And there was this really, really cute moment right before the Australian America match. I was like, you know, go socceroos, or are we going for America? Right? And they were like, america? And I'm like, I didn't even butter them up. They're two years old. I was like, what? And they're like, america, traitors. Literally. I was like, this is not how I expected that to go. I think that's being a parent. They trick you and pull the rug from underneath you all the time.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, you're telling me. How old are your twin boys?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

They're two and a half.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, God. I hear it's awful. I'm just hitting one next week, and I'm like, the tantrums have started. He was up at 4am he is frustrated already. I'm like, God damn it. I would say eight to ten months was good. Otherwise it's been hell. I mean, I love him so much.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Of course, I can't say this sounds bad. And everyone says, shut up and don't say this to other parents. My boys sleep from seven till seven still every single day. And they have their whole life. They, I feel, balance me out. Like, I come into the room cartwheeling, doing, like, a Simone Biles triple somersault. And then I do, like, a Gaga performance lip sync for them. And then so what I kind of like about that is imagine that in the morning. They love it.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Does that rile them up or does that, like, appease them?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

They probably, like, pretend to be asleep. Just keep sleeping. Buy more time.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

No, I feel like, what it's gonna do, it's setting them up for life that if you want to catch my son's attention, you really have to put in some work and effort. Not anyone's gonna be able to grab, like, their time. So that's what I'm doing. They'll be like, what? This is so boring. Our dad used to lip sync to Robbie Williams. I can do a full performance at dinner. Like, what are you doing? This is boring. They'll be the best critics ever.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Luke, how do you entertain the twins?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I just have to arrive. They're obsessed with my name.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I don't know what it is.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I think they've clocked that I annoy Scott or there's something. So if they attach themselves to me, they're getting a different sort of attention again from him. But now they just. They just start singing Looka Boy, Looka Boy.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

So hang on, I've gotta give you some context here. And I'm sorry for going way off script of what we're supposed to be talking about, right? Not at all.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

There is no script on this show.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

There's this frustration and a long running debate.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Like, he drinks over me and he's gonna talk loud. And he thinks the loudest person in the room's right.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Just clock it before this starts. So even pre us blowing up online, Luke would say to people, hi, my name's Luca Boy. And I'm like, you can't give yourself a nickname.

[Podcast Platform Announcer]

I didn't.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I worked in a hospital.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Michaela Rachi gave me the nickname Relevance. Relevance. So he'd go, people have given me this nickname. And I'm like, what people? You want people to call you Luca Boy?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

You earn the link to Michaela, you

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

earn that title, right? So then one of my sons, who's kind of like my double, right? He clocks it now he sits there at the dinner table and he'll be like, nan Pa, Daddy, Dada, Liquor boy. And just like out of nowhere, and I'm like, he's like gaslighting me already. It's fascinating.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I appreciate a nickname. It's still unsure if Luke was given the nickname or he started.

[Podcast Host (Lead Human)]

Mary.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

He was not very clear.

[Paige Desorbo]

Luke, I'm with you. Mikayla gets all the credit for it.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Mary not given to him. Title. He gave himself.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Okay, how did Sassy come about?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Thank you. I do everything around here.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Who gave you Sassy Looker Boy?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

So that came around. You're like this. When it all first started, started it was always, do this to your gay brother and watch him react. Do this to your gay brother. But TikTok couldn't tell if I was being mean or not in terms of gay bullying.

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Bullying.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

And it was coming across. Yeah. And then I told Scott, I was like, I don't think I can call you gay anymore.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

He's like, how dare you? I'm like, that's homophobic. I'm like, I am gay. I will not be shut down online for. For owning that I am your gay brother.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Right?

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Like. And then. And then the algorithm clearly picked up that it was like, it was negative. So it was like stopping any video where he was like, watch my gay brother go from 0 to 100.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

I just clocked the comment section. Most of them would always be like, he's so sassy. Sassy Scott.

[Paige Desorbo]

The alliteration works better anyways.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

You know, sassy stuff.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I agree. And I remember one day, maybe call it like four or five months in because it was wild times, how viral and big it was always going. And I was like, what's the definition of sassy? And I looked it up and I was like, it is me. I am sassy.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Like, it was 70 year old girl.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Your picture is in Webster dictionary under sassy.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yes. Yeah, it is.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I love that.

[Paige Desorbo]

Oh, my God.

[Podcast Host (Lead Human)]

You know what?

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

We actually need to give Courtney a nickname. Courtney doesn't have a nickname. I go by Summer Mary because I was formerly a teacher. And then when summer would come, like, I became a different person. And that was like the best version of myself, you know? She was wild. She was out at the bars, she had no rules. She could wake up wherever. I mean, wherever. I mean, whenever.

[Paige Desorbo]

Freudian slip.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Sure, I miss her, I miss her. But Courtney, we gotta come up with a new thing.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

What's your three best words to describe Courtney?

[Paige Desorbo]

Mary, I think it's okay that we just. We don't need one.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Oh, Courtney, your microphone's on. Sorry, sorry.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Okay. I think Courtney is very intelligent, super smart. I. Hi, everyone.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

This is smart Courtney.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Only in the summer.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Come on, you got to think of one.

[Paige Desorbo]

I know.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

She's also very funny, obviously very trustworthy.

[Paige Desorbo]

I feel like we just. Enough about me. I want to talk about you guys. Okay.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

We can do a pickup episode if you ever want to have us back. We can do this in Australia. We didn't have to come to LA for this.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I just like. I feel like you guys are actually going to move here. I just. Yeah, I'm having a vision. I'm seeing a reality TV show in

[Paige Desorbo]

our future and 60% of the time, she's right all the time. She is like our little witch over here. So I do feel. Feel that.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Well, actually, we saw this lady called Vicky who read our tarot cards the other day. Oh, she drove me insane. We've recently connected and become really close with Common Domingo. Yes.

[Paige Desorbo]

Casual.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I know. Name dropping, right? And he's a gorgeous, lovely person. And we went and hung out for the first time and we had lunch.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

I saw the story, the stories.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

We went to a pool. So we went to a pool the other day. It turns out it was a Pool party. And I wanted one relaxing day. And I was like, well, when the party comes knocking, you start grumping. We were with Coleman on Saturday and

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

a new friend and he was like, you're my new friends from Melbourne.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

He's like, I just knew we were going to get along so well. He's like, my husband was like, why are you catching up with these two Australian brothers? Like, it doesn't make sense. And he's like, everything inside me knows that we were meant to be friends with these guys.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

And he kept saying, new friends, new friends.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

What do my cards say? From Vicky on Melrose in Hollywood. She's like, be very careful of a new friend.

[Paige Desorbo]

Maybe I'm the new friend to be wary of. Not Colman.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Oh, see, that's what I said. I'm like, it's not Coleman. I'm not gonna let it be Vicky don't know shit. It's not the obvious. Could it be Mary and Courtney?

[Paige Desorbo]

He has better status in life than we do, so let's keep him around, I think.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Oh, you're both very gorgeous. There's beautiful connection.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, thank you. Okay. Also, have you seen any other, like, celebs? Any spottings?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Oh, I saw Miley Cyrus's mom walk out of a candle store.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Okay.

[Paige Desorbo]

On Santa Monica.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Yeah, it was on Santa Monica, that really cool candle store, candelarium. I went, oh, my God, I've died. And coming to, like, heaven. It was just. It's beautiful in there. And the guy goes, well, you've got seven minutes in heaven because we're closing

[Paige Desorbo]

in and out, get in and out.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

We're catching up with some cool people. That again, this industry has been beautiful to us. We're catching up with Bunny exo for dinner.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, oh, she's recently been in the news.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Haven't we all? This is Hollywood, baby. Who else are we seeing?

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Asia tonight.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Asia tonight.

[Luke (Luke Scott)]

Maybe Sharon Osborne.

[Podcast Platform Announcer]

Yeah.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Breakfast with Sharon Osborne.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Stop.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

I love this, but these are the people that when we blew up, they all slid into our DMS and went, you ever need help, you never ever need, like, advice. Our teams and families are extension of yours. Like, they're gorgeous. They're all lovely people to us.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Oh, that is so, so sweet.

[Podcast Host / Narrator]

Luke and Scott, thank you for joining us today.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Tell everyone where we can find your podcast, your social media.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Plug away, creative geniuses. All you have to type in is Luke and Sassy Scott. Anywhere you will find us. Any channel, the podcast, the Snapchat, the Tiktoks or whatever. Wherever you want to play with us, you'll find us just under that title.

[Podcast Host / Narrator]

Fantastic.

[Mary (Two Judgy Girls)]

Thank you so much. Have the best time in California and we'll chat with you really soon.

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Bye.

[Scott (Sassy Scott)]

Very Courtney. Thanks for having us.

[Paige Desorbo]

Bye guys.

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