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Welcome back to two Judgy Girls.
Mary
This is Mary from the Bay and
Courtney
it's Courtney from la. It's Monday. Sometimes I think, oh great, the weekend. Nothing's gonna happen. We'll get to enjoy a day off or so. Thankfully a lot happened on Friday. Everything else was kind of quiet, but obviously we have to do our summer house updates. But first, did you have a good weekend?
Mary
I did. I had a lovely Easter and my Easter party was about seven hours. And do you, do you have one of those families that just stay too long at the party?
Courtney
Not like yours. I just know your family and it's like the goodbye start three hours before but then you get into a convo about something else and then it just keeps going. They're like, oh my God, that reminds me.
Mary
Exactly. Totally, totally. Actually, well we're supposed to be there at 1:30 so I got there at 2 and then. But I mean by the time I was like packing the car at 12,
Courtney
whatever you need to do for your disease,
Mary
I was, I was packing the car at 12, I had a lot of shit to bring to my sister. And then about 7, when Charlie was screaming because he hadn't napped or met his bedtime, we decided it was time to go.
Courtney
Charlie said, time to go, Mom. Yes, so. Meaning you would have stayed longer?
Mary
Oh, totally. I was like, ugh, we gotta go. It's still daylight.
Courtney
And then how early did you get up this morning because you had work to do?
Mary
I woke up at. Well, I Woke up at 1:30 because of Charlie, because he daps didn't really nap yesterday. So I think he was really thrown off. Then we slept in the bed together for about two hours. And then Michael transferred him at 4, and then at 5, I started watching the shows.
Courtney
So what time do you think you'll crash today?
Mary
Oh, I'm hoping I make it to, like, 8pm okay.
Courtney
Okay, that's good. That's good. Yeah, I had to get up early today. By early, I mean not early, but I had to take my car in, which is one of my least favorite things to do is, like, taking your car in because it's just for a simple oil change. But, you know, you know, they're going to call me and be like, oh, by the way, we also noticed X, Y and Z the air filters, right? And I said, we're good. And then he was already trying to sell me on new tires. And I was like, do they go forward still? Because I know they'll get me because I'm like one of those people too that is like, yeah, just do whatever. Like, I don't. I don't want to know. Just put on my tab. So that was my day today. But I was also like, okay, well, what's going on in the summer house update venture? Because life goes on, but things keep happening. I have one piece of advice to the fandom. If you're gonna be a detective, you need to be a good one. Okay. I can't be dealing with people saying, look at this and look at this. And then I have to question, do your eyes work? You need to look at it. And they're two different things. So let's start off because on Friday, after we had recorded too, Kyle and Amanda had met up on the streets of New York for a dog exchange. And we could get into that. But Amanda is wearing this blue Elwood hat. And then she's wearing a oversized leather jacket. I'm doing this from memory. This is creepy, but. And then a tan and blue striped sweater and gray sweatpants looking very west, coated, if you will. And People are like, it's west stuff. Look at this photo of west in a brown Elwood hat. And the collar is a different color than Amanda's on the shirt. But they're similar. They're similar. Right, but they're not the same. If we're going to do detective work, we have to make sure it's good, because it's gonna be like Sierra paying a PI Which I know she didn't just say, but if that PI Came back with that evidence, fired.
Mary
Okay, so you're here to say that was not Wes clothing when she met up with Kyle.
Courtney
Could it be west clothing? It could be, but not from the examples given.
Mary
Totally. I. I understand. Do you think in any way it was strategic that she chose those outfit pieces because she was hoping that this would make it look more like they are dating because she knew he has these items.
Courtney
You think she has a full catalog of his closet?
Mary
No, I'm just asking a question.
Courtney
No, I think this has kind of been what her style has. Whether it's influenced by him or not.
Mary
Sure.
Courtney
But I don't think this. These are his clothing. Or it could be, but it's just not what we've seen. I think this was like, if you're a paparazzi that wants to get in on the action, staking out outside of her apartment is probably a good move because you'll see her at some point. Because she has dogs.
Mary
Exactly.
Courtney
And could they have gone upstairs to do the whole exchange? Probably. But I also think that Kyle is strategic, and I think he still cares about Amanda and he's, like, worried about her. I think it's also, like, we've said we didn't even see them. It's weird that we haven't seen anything from them.
Mary
And then we see them, and he did hug her.
Courtney
He had flowers. They were from her brother. They switched the dogs. Nothing notable, but I just thought, oh, that's so funny that we literally had said nobody has seen anybody.
Mary
Right. And that was on Friday. Then Saturday, we spot Ciara with a friend walking. And the friend's sweatshirt was very noticeable. It had, like, a message on it.
Courtney
It says something like, who we love is who we are, or something like that. I believe it's her manager, Derek, that she was with.
Mary
Okay.
Courtney
Also, the rumor is too, that on Thursday, Amanda was spotted at West's apartment. Unfounded. Not sure if that's actually true or not. And I was like, if it's from that freaking peeping Tom, creepy giggly squad released theirs their Friday podcast episode. And I Actually really liked what they had to say because I. People obviously wanted them to comment on it, and we're hoping that they would say something about it. People wanted to know, are they team Sierra? Are they friends with both of them? Like, where do they lie? Nobody knows. They're clearly 100% Team Sierra.
Mary
Yeah. They made that very apparent. I like what they said. We're not going to capitalize off our friends. We are friends behind the scenes. Like, it wasn't about a reality TV show. Sierra went to Hannah's bachelorette party.
Podcast Host
They're.
Mary
They're buds, and they're clearly team Sierra.
Courtney
Like, we're consoling her. We know what's going on. And then Hannah at the end, I liked what she said too. Let this be a lesson to who we are, who we like, give our love to. And she was talking about. I knew when I MET SIERRA Season 5, you know, that was a Covid season. We had a connection right away. And at that point, both Sierra and Hannah turned their back on Luke and
Mary
became friends because they were basically set up to hate each other because Hannah was into Luke and Sierra had previously dated him. Yes.
Courtney
And I think that's all they had. I don't know what else they could have said that would have satisfied people.
Mary
No, it's. To be honest, I just want to get to the reunion at this point.
Courtney
Okay.
Mary
The uber eats ad was hysterical. Courtney and I were going play by play. I'm like, oh, she's saying the Kleenex is soft because Carl wanted her to be softer. Oh, I saw Wesley stripes. Why did they have ruffles in the commercial?
Courtney
Her boy is there. The green clogs made the cut. It felt like nature was healing. I said I was like, the silver lining. This whole thing is I know that Carl and Lindsay are going to find their way back to each other as friends. As friends. Lindsay literally commented I had to unblock him for this collab. I just think nature's healing. I hope that all of them are talking to each other too. Like, Sierra knows this Uber eats ad is coming out. I think of when it was like the scandal. Remember that one that they did for Ubers and lala was like Scandinavian savings. They were recording a good as gold remix. They released this on a Saturday. And typically, I think more people are off of social media on Saturday because it's the weekend and they're, you know, not necessarily chained to a desk if they're working in an office, whatever. I mean, that killed.
Mary
It was the talk of the town over the weekend. And then Sierra actually did a couple posts and her main thing was promoting a Girl Scout troop that all the girl Scouts live in a shelter. And she obviously like using her platform for good, which what a message that is sending troop 6000. So sweet.
Courtney
I think that's so cool of Sierra too, to be able to be like, obviously I have all of this attention on me and I. I'd be curious what's going on behind the scenes, like with her management. They're like, do you want to capitalize this? Do you want to like money? What do you want to do? And she's probably still processing and whatnot. But for her to take her platform and say, okay, if all these eyes are on me right now, I'm going to use it for good. Here's. Here's things that I'm passionate about. She also did a Protect the Dolls story that she reshared a post. Good for Sierra. And this is just should also show you like the type of person that she is. She knows everybody is looking. I'm sure people are checking all of their socials over and over and over again. And we had mentioned on Friday that West had been spotted going to Phoenix for the final four. And then there was this post of him laying out by the pool at the hotel. I think I sent that to you yesterday.
Mary
Yeah.
Courtney
I'm so mad that he's breathing. What does he think he's doing? And. And in my head I'm like, why do I have to defend this? This is crazy. But I'm like, what are they supposed to do? He's just supposed to sit in his room. He's there for work. Now I will say Marriott Bomboy had an ad and originally he was in the ad and then they cut him out.
Mary
Wow.
Courtney
They had a full billboard like they're on the side of the hotel for their podcast. Oh, sure. They probably be get getting complaints and stuff, which to me is like, just don't listen to it.
Mary
Yeah.
Courtney
Did you see Rochelle's post to Chrishell was like, I don't want to see anybody giving any deals to west and Amanda. Sure brands don't need to go ahead and reach out to them if they don't want to. It could be bad for business. But to have the vitriol when there's people like Jax, tape Taylor that existed that I don't see the crazy going for him the way that we're going for this. Which again, I'm still on team Sierra and team Kyle and team everybody else.
Mary
I think at this point, let's let it die down a little bit. But Lindsay Hubbard can't. She is activated. She is fighting with Dumois, and she's posting. Last night she got Taco Bell because she's so upset that someone sent into Dumois that she was talking all about
Podcast Host
it, and then she, like, clears it up this morning.
Mary
It's like, this was a nothing burger for me. The only thing interesting she said was that she wished that the reunion was on April 15, and it's not, which makes it feel like it's going to be even later. And I think at this point, they all just want to get the reunion over with and move on to the next thing. I'm so curious what's going to happen with the city, because it has to be completely re. Edited, I assume.
Courtney
Yeah. So originally they were saying the date was going to be, like, the 23rd or 24th, which to me feels more accurate because Jesse's going on Tour on the 25th, so he's not going to be available for it, which means, I assume he booked his tour dates, too, based on when the reunion was going to film. I think what Lindsay is saying, too, is, like, if this gag order really is happening. Right. And we're not allowed to talk about it as a cast, we can drop hints or leave subtle clues, but can you imagine what all their DMS look like? What's the tea? What's going on? Tell us details. And it's like, if they could just get it over with this week while it's still, like, fresh, too. Because like you said, we're gonna maybe let this die down a little bit because we're not getting anything besides looking for clues and trying to figure out if people are going back seasons.
Mary
The people saying that Amanda and Craig hooked up, and they're showing this one photo of Craig and Amanda at the dinner table in the Hamptons, like, holding hands. I mean, people are just going back in time now, and it's like, let's, like, live in the present. I. I mean, yes. Do I want to know the timeline? Absolutely. I think they will have to clear that up at the reunion, but at this point, I think we can pump the brakes a little bit.
Courtney
Lindsay said, too west hasn't messaged her, so he's obviously avoiding the cast. I. I do think it's a disservice to wait so long for the reunion. I really do. Because I think it's also just like, the feelings are fresh. Everything is happening right now. If. If they got it all out and then we're Able to either. I don't think move past it is the right word, but just confront it, deal with it, do it. Then it's like, okay, it's done. I also think too is there are conversations, you know, there was. I forgot who said it. I want to say they were featured on Jeff Lewis, but that they said that they were at Soho House and they saw Sierra potentially meeting with Bravo executives. And so I'm wondering if there's something there. I think Cara Berry said this, like there was rumblings about what they're going to do within the city, if it's going to be canceled or whatnot. To me, I'm like, pick up the cameras again and give us an extra back half of a season. We could play the whole thing out of what's happened and what's been filmed already. And then we need to have a mid season break and say, obviously everybody knows what happened and then how it all plays out after the fact.
Mary
That would be very interesting.
Courtney
And I don't even think you need Amanda for that. Like, I think if she doesn't want to do that because she doesn't want to share that part, which, fine, whatever. But I think you can still get the reactionary version, right. From Kyle, from Hub House, from the rest of the cast. Like, everyone's so connected. Yeah.
Mary
I wonder if they have the money to do that.
Courtney
I would think people would pay for advertising for that. At this point, I will say, I think that they have to turn it around a lot faster. I know obviously we're only somewhat halfway through the season of Summer House, but it's like, we gotta, we gotta go with this because waiting this long is like waiting this long. Yeah.
Mary
It's not helping them.
Courtney
I think it would be hard for all of them too. They're also still like, living their lives. So did you see that The Carl's a mess merch dropped over the weekend too. And I said this probably was why Amanda was good at marketing stuff. It's literally just like a black sweatshirt writing in white capitalized font.
Mary
Carl's a mess in the middle.
Courtney
Right. Exciting, fun font. It's just Ariel.
Mary
Right?
Courtney
Basic, basic, basic font. Carl's a mess. I think at the end of the day, we have evidence of things that have happened and that you can see. Oh, okay. She was wearing that. They were wearing that. Okay. Or they were not wearing that. But I do feel that the details of trying to go back so far, like, do you think this happened in season three?
Mary
It's like last week. Was it exciting? Yes. I Can't deny that. Okay. Oh, God.
Courtney
Exciting.
Mary
It was exciting. And I just keep on thinking about. I'm like, courtney and I were on that boat with Kyle and Wes, and we didn't know a thing. And I think by that time, he had slept with Amanda. And for me, I'm just like, that is wild. That is so wild. They were so friendly. They're buds.
Courtney
You know, I keep thinking about this one conversation, too. We were talking to Wes, and I was telling him about the night before at that party. I went where Kyle was DJing, and I said, oh, God, Wes. It just was, like, tough. It was tough. And his first thing was, why is Kyle. Was Kyle wasted? That was the first thing he said to me. And I was like, oh, no. It had nothing to do with that. It was more like he was DJing to a crowd who had no idea who he was. Now I look back and I'm like, diabolical. That question. Like, that question. Oh. Cause he was wasted. Like, oh, my God. And that had already happened.
Mary
He also doesn't seem like the type of person that would show up drunk for his DJ set.
Courtney
Mary, we don't know any of these people. If I've learned one thing about this, we know nobody. Because there's no way they could do this during the season. You know? There's no way. Then people are like, well, did you see the sock from when west went in there? And didn't he call her baby? And it sounds like there was a kiss. Where are the bathroom things? And I'm like, I just want to enjoy my show. I just want to enjoy my stupid little show that we've been there since season one, Episode one, when their work as twins were there and they were getting drunk off of BBC's and Twisted Tea. Let's Get Twisted. My group still uses that when we're gonna go out. Like, let's get twisted, Stephen McGee. Okay. I just want to enjoy my little show.
Mary
Sure.
Courtney
And if we need to look for clues, okay. But Sherlock Hubbard, a Detective Dodie, is all we need.
Mary
I think we can take a little reprieve from this.
Courtney
This week we say that we'll be back tomorrow.
Mary
Till tomorrow.
Courtney
We're here to give the updates. Though if there are things to update, we're here to update. I hope everybody has got a chance to touch grass. I gotta tell you, it's lovely. It. The grass, it feels good in between your toes and your fingers. It's nice.
Mary
Oh, man.
Courtney
Shall we take a break and come back with Ladies of London weeknights are
Mary
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Mary
Okay, this episode was called not so Fair Ladies.
Courtney
Clever.
Mary
Have you ever seen My Fair Lady?
Courtney
No, have you?
Mary
I remember watching it in second grade at my friend Bridget's house. And I don't think I had really ever seen a musical before. And I remember enjoying it.
Courtney
The Rhine and spine falls plainly on the plain. Or something like that. Isn't there something like that?
Mary
You know, I think I only saw one time.
Courtney
Oh, well, I've never seen it but I feel like. I feel like there's been like remakes of it. Not necessarily it being Called, like, My Fair lady, but other movies that are taking that basis, like, she's all that, right?
Mary
Like, oh, yeah.
Courtney
Isn't that. I mean, yeah. And then you take their glasses off and they're hot.
Mary
I love a makeover in a movie. Martha is having a party and she's gonna invite everyone. And, you know, she's a little worried because of Kimmy and Margo, And Kimmy is 50% of the problem. And Kimmy had previously met up with Missy, and they've decided to move forward. Now Missy goes and tells Margo about this. This meeting in the park with her two sons was absolutely hysterical. I mean, this was like Pam Anderson walked in or something. It was like, boobs out. These boys, Jackson,
Courtney
it's like the eyes popped out of them.
Mary
Jackson and Charlie, at first, they were really excited to get their ice cream or pop or whatever. And then they see Missy and they're like, we could see. Stay longer. Margo's like, eyes up, eyes up. I trained you boys well. I'm like, that's kind of a weird story, too.
Courtney
Okay. Missy, though, it was a choice. But I just realized, because at the end of the episode, she tells. She just really does love her boobs.
Mary
They're just out to play.
Courtney
She's never going to use a tape. Okay? You're going to see a tit, and you're going to enjoy it. And it doesn't matter if you asked or not.
Mary
No, you're. You're gonna get the show.
Courtney
Yeah. Yes. Margo's like, get out of here. Get out of here. Okay, I gotta talk about Kimmy and Mark. I gotta talk about them.
Mary
I also thought it was kind of interesting that these aren't her biological children and we still haven't met the husband.
Courtney
Well, and then I was also confused because, okay, the kids were there, but then she also had to fly back to go get her husband, and then she had to leave her dog. And that, I'm gonna tell you, that is something I do not enjoy about Margot, even though I do think that she was ganged up on in this episode.
Mary
Oh, I love how she brought it. Her delivery about Mark on this was so, so good. I mean, she's like, well, I've heard plenty of things about Mark, you know, because he's a bag holder. And Missy's like, what's that? You know, for Emma to keep him socially relevant. And that's because his family disowned him. I mean, that's just what I heard. That's just what I heard.
Courtney
I thought you Were talking about the line she delivered when she said best friend, I was like. I started cackling after she had said that. I was like, what is. Hey, everybody, I'm talking to my boss, Fraud.
Mary
I want to know more about his family disowning him though. Is this true?
Courtney
Give me the goss. Because the goss is that Margo's clearly changed because now she has a little bit of money from her husband. And then the goss is that basically Mark doesn't have the money anymore and he's trying to keep the society level. So.
Podcast Host
Right.
Mary
His house proved different. But it is very interesting that he is trying to reconcile with his father as his father is passing. Like, that kind of turned my wheels a little bit.
Courtney
Oh, that's evil.
Mary
I know, but just turn to my wheels.
Courtney
You think he's trying to, like, get in the will or something? He was taken out.
Mary
I. I did not say that, but maybe.
Courtney
Okay. I was like, wait, hold on.
Mary
Perhaps, perhaps. But Margot reminds me of like someone that's going to erewhon all the time, that is always somehow late to picking up her K but she doesn't have a job. And then she's always complaining to you
Courtney
of how hard things are as a teacher.
Mary
I imagine that she emails the school often. That's what kind of person she is. Do you know what I mean?
Courtney
What. What's the subject of the emails?
Mary
Bitching. Oh, like she seems like the type of person that if she emailed you and said, my son has a dentist appointment at 9:30, can you send him to the office on Wednesday at 9:30? And then you don't do it because guess What? You have 32 other kids. And it's not my responsibility to make sure your child gets to the office at 9:30 to go to the dentist appointment during the middle of the school day. And then she sends you a nasty email about it. And then a lot of times, you
Courtney
guys, I'm worried about this PTSD that's happening for Mary right now, the PTSD is wild. But keep going. This is great. I love it.
Mary
But then like, like a lot of times, you know, something could happen like the appointment gets canceled or they have a work meeting that comes up. So then if you actually sent them at 9:30 when you were supposed to, they'd be sitting in the office for 30 minutes and no one picks them up either.
Courtney
It's such a tough decision to do. Can't they just go to the office and then go get their kid? Like call for the kid?
Mary
Exactly. Okay, But Margo would have you. Do you know what I'm saying?
Courtney
I see the difficulties in Margo, I'm so sorry you had to deal with this. I'm so sorry. Because it doesn't feel like it was just one mom doing this. It feels like multiple.
Mary
There was some PTSD in my voice, wasn't there?
Courtney
Yeah, she's gonna plead the fifth on names, but guys, just know she's. She's struggling right now.
Mary
No, she just. She was like an annoying mom at Carla, and she could always come last, and you'd have to wait 15 minutes longer for her. You know what I mean?
Courtney
And she didn't care that she was late. Right? Like, you'd be like, hi, you were 15 minutes late. You know, carpool pickup is XYZ. And she'd say, okay, sorry, I won't do it again. She does it again. The next day, she'd be like, I met.
Mary
I was at Pilates. Sorry.
Courtney
And then, like, there's empty threats that you're making where you're like, well, we're not going to be here tomorrow. And she just drives away. She goes, yes, you will.
Mary
Also, I have made a. Have all these. I don't know what kind of person Margo is, but it just seems like she might be this type of person.
Courtney
I could see Margo, like, sending an Uber for her kids.
Mary
She probably door dashes food to the school for their lunches. People do that.
Courtney
What? Stop.
Mary
People do that.
Courtney
What are they doordashing like? Like, the courier service. Like, they're sending it from home where they're literally getting, like, goop kitchen sent to the school for their kids.
Mary
Oh, I've seen fast food delivered to students from doordash.
Courtney
At least send something for you, too. Oh, my God. Wow. I would love to be rich. I would love for someone to tell stories about me like this, because that means I have stupid money.
Mary
Yeah.
Courtney
You know, I'm paying 60k a month to live in a rainbow house.
Mary
That's so true. But do you think we're ever going to meet her husband?
Courtney
I don't think so, but we've got to see him in season two or. I think that's going to be her storyline. Who is Margot's husband?
Mary
It's just interesting that he would consent to have his kids on the show.
Courtney
Maybe he really just doesn't want to film. Like, I felt like when he was on that FaceTime, it wasn't because he was trying to hide his identity. He just, like, didn't want to deal with it.
Mary
Yeah.
Courtney
And then I was thinking too, oh, are they filming in summer right now in London? Because the kids are off of school. So she can have them there for like a couple of months right now.
Mary
Remember at the beginning of the season they were like, kicking off summer at the garden party? Yeah.
Courtney
There you go. Okay. Wow. Okay, so we've solved it.
Mary
Another mystery solved. Wow.
Courtney
Okay, let's take a break and then I want to come back and I want to talk about the ultrasound.
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Courtney
Okay, so at the ultrasound, it's very cute. We're seeing what his face looks like. We're ready for the baby. But Joshua does drop the fact he doesn't want to be a part of anything about the nursery. Lottie you're on your own. He is busy. He has a show coming up. It's his craziest show yet. Do you think he's gonna slow down for the baby?
Mary
I would say no.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Mary
It just feels like he's very involved in his business. He is scared to give away control and he's super hands on, and I think that's going to be a tough transition for him.
Courtney
I wonder if they ever got help.
Mary
I'm not sure, but these outfits to this ultrasound appointment are insane. She's basically wearing a crop top almost. She literally didn't even have to lift
Courtney
up her shirt for the ultrasound part of it.
Mary
And then he is dressed to the nines. He looks fantastic. But I'm like, I don't know. I don't dress up for the doctor's office because there's gross stuff on the ground.
Courtney
Mary, we don't dress up for anything.
Mary
That's true too.
Courtney
These are their casual outfits, by the way. These are their casual doctor's outfits. I would love to know how they pick out their outfits for the day. Because when we go to the My Fair lady party too, they're somewhat matching. And so I'm curious, like, what the closet look like. I picture, like, Clueless, you know, when she had that closet app to match her outfits. I picture that Joshua probably has it in his head like a Rolodex of everything in the closet and he's putting things together. Are they always matching? Are they always dressed to the nines? Like, what is their casual wear? Remember I told you I saw that Instagram photo and, like, a sweatshirt and it threw me off. Like, who are these people?
Mary
Didn't recognize them? No.
Courtney
Recognize you. And you're 100% cotton.
Mary
They are always polished, put together. Everything is thought through. I mean, fashion is their life and they present very, very well. I still need to see what the inside of their home looks like.
Courtney
Yeah, we gotta see that. We have to see what the nursery ends up looking like. What did Lottie choose? I also though was like, oh, he's definitely a big deal. Because when they were at the My Fair lady party and she was like, do you like my shoes? They're a Manolo Blahnik collab with Joshua. We need that Manolo Blahnik collab one day.
Mary
One day they'll have to do the
Courtney
entire design, but we will. We're free to put our names on it if you need us. If you need. Anyways, let's move on to the party.
Mary
The whole time I kept on thinking, isn't Martha poor. I. I was, like, worried about the finances, the cost of the picnic, you know?
Courtney
Yeah, no, I do. But I guess that too.
Mary
The venue was free.
Podcast Host
True.
Mary
Because it's outdoors.
Courtney
And she was also funny at one point. She was like, I used to have staff. I miss having staff because she had to pour everyone their drinks. And it was a lovely little setup. I thought it was funny, though, because you could watch all of them fight with each other. Right. There was no corner somebody was sitting in. They just moved 10ft to the right.
Mary
They just kept on going back to that park bench.
Courtney
Yes. It was like the bench and then they had, like, the tent.
Mary
We never actually saw them sit down at the table.
Courtney
And it looks so beautiful too, the little setup on the ground. We never saw it.
Mary
No. Okay. When Margo shows up, I immediately thought Cruella de Vil. I thought the outfit was very strange. Did she look hot? Absolutely. Did she look like she was going to Coachella, perhaps? She's wearing, like, cowboy boots. I mean, she looked gorgeous. It just didn't feel like My Fair Lady. It was a mission.
Courtney
Yes, but maybe she is My Fair Lady. Maybe she is that character from rags to riches. She took off her eyeglasses.
Mary
Mark would say.
Courtney
So Mark showed up as Curious George. Here's the thing. I actually think that Margot is a good character to go against Kimmy and Mark, but she needs to be more quick witted. Like when he called her Cruella, she should have said. Because she said it behind his back, she should have called him Curious George right away.
Mary
Yes, you're totally right.
Courtney
And I think that they would respect her more if she came at them in the same way. Like I think you had said when Kimmy and Missy were talking and Margot came up and was trying to do like the pint sized Popeye that you were. Like, why is she inserting herself in it now?
Mary
Everything Margo does is very calculated. Her talking to Missy before this event was very calculated. She's already setting up like, well, Mark, did you hear about him? Mm. Like giving the eyes. She does feel like the paid actress to be the villain. And Mark and Kimmy are, like, way more smooth. The reason why he's complimenting her coat is so other people know it's ugly. That's what I feel like he was doing. It's like in Mean Girls. Where'd you get that? It's so fetch.
Courtney
That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen.
Mary
Exactly. This was that moment. And then she was like, well, are you gonna say Something about behind my back. And then he was very clever here because he's like, well, tell me what you heard. And he wasn't going to admit to.
Courtney
Very nosy, rosy of him.
Mary
There was some talk of a crushed velvet jumpsuit. And yes, I did say something about you, but I thought it was quite complimentary and that you were embracing being an actress. I never said the word fake.
Courtney
Kimmy's like, yeah, you did. I said, acting. This is a joyous tea party. And Margo says this in her confessional. She goes, the British aren't good with accountability. They kind of just say everything. And I'm like, kimmy is American.
Mary
She questions her accent this week, which also, she's lived there for 25 years.
Courtney
Your.
Mary
Your voice and tone can change.
Courtney
Hello, Dorit. She's a child of the world. But also, Kimmy, how dare you insult me when you insult Margot about being from la. That hurt. That did really hurt my feelings. I'm not fake.
Mary
I'm sorry, Courtney. You're not fake. You just say things behind people's back
Courtney
like a normal person.
Mary
Exactly, exactly. But I was laughing at Mark's confessional where he's like, well, you know, know Margot, she wants to be noticed. She's very attention seeking, and I just think she lacks self esteem. The way he says everything sounds so regal that you don't even think it's a diss.
Courtney
Like he's cutting you so hard. But he says it so softly and slowly but poignant that you're like, thank you. Thank you. Now, I have a question for you. Do you think that Margot is an isolator? And let me explain why you said that thing about Missy where she was trying to let her know about Mark. And then I thought when she went over to Martha's house and brought the pet psychic over one. We didn't even talk to the pet psychic about the poodle, which was the whole reason we were talking to the pet psychic. But then when she went over there to talk to Martha, I was like, is she trying to make sure that Martha's on her side and not the old money group, or is she trying to isolate Martha away from them in a way? Is she trying to do that with Missy? Do you see where I'm going with that?
Mary
That she's trying to create teams? Yes, I would say so, yes.
Courtney
Okay. Okay.
Mary
I would agree that with that, yeah.
Courtney
Maybe isolating is not the right word, but, yeah, trying to make sure that there's a line drawn in the sand. Yes, I'd agree with that. Okay. But then at the end, Martha, she's working hard because she's defending Margot a lot.
Mary
It was very interesting because I think Martha made a great point. She's like, the reason I'm not aligning with you right now, because you were such a.
Podcast Host
That day.
Mary
What you said about Missy's brother was inappropriate. And that's why I'm not taking your side on this for something else. I might.
Courtney
Yeah, because you're a psychotic bitch.
Mary
I know.
Courtney
She says it twice in the episode, by the way, and I'm like, if someone said that to me the first time, I cried.
Mary
The comedic timing on all of this was so, so funny because Missy's like,
Courtney
oh, my gosh, Kimmy, you're crying. We thought you were like a statue in stone and had no feelings.
Mary
And then as she's saying this, Missy's boobs are hanging out. Like, Mark is like. Like, there we go again.
Courtney
When Mark and Micah walk away from the group at the end of the episode and he gives one little quip, I'm like, he literally put a bow to the end of the episode. Like, it was just so perfectly timed. I was giggling too. Like, oh, my God. And by the way, the whole group is over by that park bench at that point, too. Kimmy's crying, and Margo's right there.
Mary
Yeah, yeah. Who is that random person in the tux?
Courtney
She brought, like, two random friends that showed up that I was like, are they supposed to be friends of? And they're like, what the hell is going on of here? And Martha's like, oh, my friends are crazy. I wonder if they walked away and thought that was a great day of shooting.
Mary
I think Margo is the only one thinking like that. She's watched a lot of reality tv. I think Martha and Kimmy are being themselves.
Courtney
I'd say Mark knows good tv, too. He had all that time on Made in Chelsea as well.
Mary
True, true. But I think, like, Kimmy just feels, like, so misunderstood. She's like, no, you're legitimately my best friend, and you're letting this girl that flew in from LA to be on this show for, like, 90 days separate us. Like, we hang out off camera. Like, this feels like, you're backstabbing me. You don't love me. I would literally hide a dead body for you.
Courtney
This felt really manipulative from Kimmy. For me. What?
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Courtney
Not one person in this group is a backstabber. I don't know who's stabbing in the back. We've said everything to each other's Faces here, like, there's no backstabbing happening. But then when she started doing all that stuff to Martha, because Martha was saying, you're kind of being out of line here. And then Kimmy was like, I would do anything for you. And then I wasn't really seeing that many tears because Martha is such an empath. If we want to talk about an empath. I thought she was trying to use that to get Martha to her side. The way that she was saying, like, we're sisters. Why couldn't she have that relationship with Margot? Her and Margo go back 20 years,
Mary
but I think Margo just came to be on the show.
Courtney
But they're all here to be on the show, though.
Mary
Margot feels different. She feels like she flew in to be on the show.
Courtney
Do you agree? Well, I mean, she was cast. I wonder if Martha got her on the show, too.
Mary
Yeah, that. That makes sense.
Courtney
Like, obviously, I know that these women all have these relationships with each other and Mark and, like, there's history that goes there. Like, you can tell that there's real friendships. I keep thinking Margo got sober because she partied so hard with Martha.
Mary
No, but she's so la.
Courtney
Okay, see, there you go again, too. Okay, Kimmy. Okay. All right. I'll remember this. I will remember this.
Mary
She's just going to erewhon being sober. She probably has done, like, an ayahuasca retreat. She just feels so new.
Courtney
Okay, but is that la, though? She's from South Carolina. I think she's an LA transplant.
Mary
Okay, okay. Well, it's different with you.
Courtney
Okay. I mean, I appreciate that. I just watch it. Mahoney. I'm gonna say we're not getting a reunion, which will be a bummer, but I hope that they pick filming up. You wonder with these shows is a second season coming. But I have to feel like with all the push behind from Bravo, that we're definitely getting a second season here.
Mary
Right. Summer's around the corner. I'm sure they're gonna be picking up in no time.
Courtney
Take us to the Serpentine party.
Mary
Love them. I adore them. Kimmy is my number one girl. Then Martha, then I think Mark, Emma I like, but she's just not going to be able to give us that much. I can't wait for Lottie Post, baby. Margo's at the bottom. And Micah. Micah I have learned to love, and I'm excited for Minnie Manners.
Courtney
I love her so much. She seems so well liked by this cast. She's a doll, which I think is just really speaks to her character.
Mary
Agreed.
Courtney
I would love to have her as a friend. Oh my gosh. How thoughtful is she? When she brought that to Emma, the stuff for the 10k that she could take with her, I just thought, she's so thoughtful.
Mary
Yes. I'm on her website, minimaners.com. it's interesting. It looks like they're more like cartoons.
Courtney
Oh, there's no puppets.
Mary
I don't see them. Oh, they're locked.
Courtney
Okay. You have to pay for them.
Mary
Well, no. No, you don't.
Courtney
How'd you unlock it?
Mary
It wasn't locked.
Courtney
Okay, there's a buy.
Mary
They're not puppets. They're not puppets.
Courtney
That's cute.
Mary
I love that.
Courtney
For her, maybe. Maybe it was just easier to animate it because those puppets couldn't hold the fork.
Mary
Sure.
Courtney
I think it's the lack of opposable thumbs.
Mary
You know, that that makes sense.
Courtney
Same reason why my dog can't hold a fork. Anyways, see you tomorrow.
Mary
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Hosts: Courtney (LA) & Mary (Bay Area)
Date: April 6, 2026
In this engaging episode, Courtney and Mary reunite (virtually, as always) to break down the latest Summer House drama and give their hilariously candid commentary on Ladies of London, Season 1 Episode 5 ("Not So Fair Ladies"). The mood is classic Two Judgey Girls: witty, conspiratorial, and sharply attuned to both the details and the meta-narratives of Bravo reality TV.
This episode is a classic Two Judgey Girls mix of detailed sleuthing (sometimes to comic excess), sharp cultural and social commentary, and warm, gossipy humor. As always, Courtney and Mary move seamlessly from updates on fan theories and social media drama to a scene-by-scene breakdown of Ladies of London, blending jokes about parenting, LA stereotypes, and reality TV tropes. The energy is high, the references plentiful, and the analysis cuts through both the cast’s facades and the fandom’s feverish speculation.
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Best enjoyed with a sense of humor and an appreciation for Bravo’s endless supply of drama.