An Angry TWOT (RHOBH Recap)

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

Episode: “An Angry TWOT (RHOBH Recap)”

Release Date: March 6, 2026
Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp, Tamra Judge

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Episode Overview

In this lively and candid episode of "Two Ts In A Pod," Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge reunite with their signature blend of humor and insider Housewives knowledge to recap the latest episode of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Tamra dials in animated and frustrated—both from personal reasons (a sleepless, wine-fueled night) and her reactions to the RHOBH drama itself. The duo delivers commentary and hot takes on everything from over-the-top coffee orders to the group’s tensions in Tuscany, while sharing behind-the-scenes anecdotes and drawing fun parallels to their own Housewives experiences.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Updates and Condolences

• [03:33 - 05:01]
  • Tamra addresses the recent passing of Bronwyn’s father, sending heartfelt condolences to Bronwyn’s family.
    • “I just want to say that we're thinking of you, Bronwyn, Dr. Deb, all the kids. It's just absolutely heartbreaking.” (Tamra, 03:43)
    • They discuss the unexpected nature of the loss due to cancer.

2. RHOBH Recap – Episode Breakdown

A. Coffee, Facials, and First World Problems

• [05:26 - 06:46]
  • Teddi pokes fun at Amanda’s elaborate coffee order and facial routine.
    • “I just know I want to live my life as confidently as she does when she orders that ridiculous cup of coffee.” (Teddi, 06:40)
  • Both discuss the lifestyles of the cast, questioning relatability.

B. Dorit’s 2am Glam and Travel Habits

• [06:46 - 07:26]
  • The hosts are bewildered by Dorit’s decision to get “glammed” at 2am for a 5am flight.
    • “Would you ever in a million years get up at 2am to get glam to go on a flight?” (Teddi, 06:53)
    • They empathize with Dorit’s glam team.

C. The Kyle vs. Dorit Tensions

• [07:45 – 12:54]
  • Overview of rising tensions between Kyle and Dorit.
  • Dorit feels Kyle is giving PK “ammunition” against her during divorce drama.
    • “I think Dorit is so angry at this point.” (Teddi, 08:57)
  • Hosts parse whether the criticism of Dorit’s lateness, spending, and “erratic” behavior is fair—pointing out that others (Rachel, Erica) share similar sentiments.
    • “It’s not just Kyle that’s saying things. It’s Rachel.” (Tamra, 10:10)
  • Both suggest the show is “weaponizing” Kyle’s concern.

D. Recap of Rachel’s Home Life and Divorce

• [13:06 – 15:12]
  • Rachel’s emotional conversation with her sons about her ex's new girlfriend.
  • Discussion of appropriate timing for introducing children to new partners, with both hosts sharing experiences and observations.
    • “I think it’s pretty incredible that Rachel’s actually having these conversations with her kids, and it shows the juxtaposition between how Dorit’s handling it versus Rachel’s handling it.” (Teddi, 15:12)

E. Amanda’s Wedding Planning Shenanigans

• [16:17 – 20:13]
  • Amanda’s “perfect” wedding build-up (hinted to become a major storyline).
  • Debate over Amanda’s repeated comments about her wealth compared to her fiancé's; wild plans for helicopter/horses for the ceremony.
    • “Shouldn’t they just walk down the aisle?” (Teddi, 17:56)
    • “He lost me when he said he wanted to ride in on a horse and she wants to come in on a helicopter.” (Tamra, 17:47)
  • Banter about luxury cars and over-the-top wedding costs.

F. Luxury, Group Dynamics, and Travel

• [21:44 – 29:08]
  • Reminiscing on past RHOBH helicopter arrivals.
  • The group travels to Italy in three different groups, sparking more jokes about glam routines, group divisions, and the mysterious, barely-talkative “Natalie.”
    • Tamra: “Is Natalie just there for the free ride?” (27:20)
  • Discussion about the house in Florence, including Sutton and Amanda sharing a room with twin beds (and Sutton’s regrets).

G. Amanda and Sutton's Dynamic

• [33:03 – 34:16]
  • Amanda shares her “informed opinions” based on her education but comes off as self-congratulatory.
  • Teddi: “But most of the people that I know that are super edumocated, they don’t talk about it that much.” (Teddi, 33:50)
  • The hosts note Amanda isn’t giving much back emotionally to Sutton, who is trying to bond.

H. Predictions and Inside Info

• [34:42 – 36:44]
  • Tease of major drama set to explode in Italy, possibly rivaling the infamous “Amsterdam” fight.
    • “They said this fight is worse than Amsterdam.” (Teddi, 35:55)
  • Erica and Kyle not talking to Dorit at BravoCon.
  • A breakdown of cast alliances and curiosity about how tensions will escalate.

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3. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Amanda’s Wedding Overkill:
  • “Nothing manly like a guy trolloping on a horse while his wife comes out on a helicopter.” (Tamra, 20:34)
• Luxury Car Commentary:
  • “She did have to mention that she was driving her most casual car. It’s the least fancy of all her cars, but she really likes it...” (Teddi, 19:44)
• Behind the Scenes on Smoking:
  • “The amount of years we had to cover up for Dorit smoking… and now she just openly smokes because people thought it was cool.” (Teddi, 36:18)
• On Room Assignments & “Natalie”:
  • “Will Natalie be at the reunion? Will Natalie be first seat at the reunion?” (Teddi/Tamra, 27:27-29)
  • “Bye, Natalie.” (Repeated, 30:37-40)

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4. Fun Anecdotes & Meta Commentary

• Personal Housewives Memories:

  • Teddi and Tamra share stories about their seasons, particularly trips abroad, what it’s like to film, and practicalities of “glam squads” and stylist expenses.
  • Tamra’s nostalgia for their Italy trip and memories of room assignments and cast dynamics.

• Random Tangents:

  • Banter about buying TVs on wheels for their homes, with trademark self-deprecation.
    • “We’re edumacated. We got our edumacation off of Instagram.” (Tamra, 33:48)
  • Joking about Teddi’s rash/sores becoming internet fodder, poking fun at social media headlines.

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5. Sidebars & Other Housewives News

• New Jersey Cast Delay:

  • Addressing the uncertainty around “Real Housewives of New Jersey” casting and production timeline. (43:38 – 44:14)

• Margaret’s Fat Transfer Surgery:

  • Hosts notice her new appearance on social media and speculate on procedures.

• Other TV Recommendations:

  • “The Perfect Couple” season 2 and “Landman” get brief shout-outs.

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Important Timestamps (MM:SS)

• 03:33 – 05:01 — Condolences for Bronwyn’s loss.
• 06:46 – 07:26 — Dorit’s 2am glam discussion.
• 07:45 – 12:54 — Kyle vs. Dorit, spending drama.
• 13:06 – 15:12 — Rachel’s open family talk post-divorce.
• 17:47 – 18:04 — Amanda and fiancé’s over-the-top wedding entrance debate.
• 27:20 — The “Natalie” running joke.
• 29:29 – 31:07 — Bose’s “unpacking team” and luxury unpacking habits.
• 33:03 – 34:16 — Amanda’s “informed opinions” and Sutton’s frustration.
• 35:55 – 36:07 — Teasing epic upcoming fight: “worse than Amsterdam.”
• 36:18 – 36:44 — Dorit’s smoking; changing norms and behind-the-scenes tidbits.

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Summary & Takeaways

This episode captures Teddi and Tamra at their best: spilling Housewives tea, offering insider perspective, and mixing authentic empathy with snarky, relatable humor. With RHOBH in high drama, their recap focuses on:

• Dorit and Kyle’s fraying friendship,
• Amanda’s unintentionally comedic wedding saga,
• The never-ending quest for glam,
• And the anticipation of a major blowup in Italy.

They keep listeners entertained with deep dives, sharp observations, and plenty of hilarious, offbeat asides—making this recap a must for fans who want to get the full “Two Ts” experience, even if they haven’t watched the RHOBH episode itself.

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Notable Quote of the Show:
"We're so petty, aren't we?" — Teddi (30:47)
(A self-aware moment summing up the playful spirit of the pod.)

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Transcript

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[Tamara Judge]

Two T's in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of two T's in a Pod With Myself, Teddy Mellencamp, and.

[Tamara Judge]

And the very angry Tamara.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Tamara's all revved up.

[Tamara Judge]

I am revved up. I didn't sleep much last night. Might have had one too many glasses of wine.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I don't know what that means.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, no, I'm okay.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You're like, okay.

[Tamara Judge]

I do want to say, for those of you that don't know, you know Bronwyn, that was on our show.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Her dad passed away yesterday.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, no.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. So I just want to say that we're thinking of you, Bronwyn, Dr. Deb, all the kids. It's just absolutely heartbreaking.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

That's so heartbreaking.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, how do you pass away?

[Tamara Judge]

He had cancer.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. And what I heard, it was. I mean, they obviously knew it was gonna happen, but it was kind of unexpected.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Yesterday is what I heard.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So you talked to her?

[Tamara Judge]

No, I've talked to Jen, her wife. We were just chatting. She. She with the kids. Bronwyn's with her mom. And, yeah, Jen's like, I sent you a text message about the passing. And I said, I don't have any text message. And she goes, oh, I wonder who I sent it to. I'm thinking maybe it was you, Teddy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, not.

[Tamara Judge]

Because she took our phone numbers at the same time, remember? I'm like, oh, you probably sent it to Teddy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, she didn't send it to me. So who knows who she sent it to while we're sending her? A lot of love.

[Tamara Judge]

Lots of love. Lots of love.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's so sad. Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

He was too young.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Too young. And there's so many grandkids and.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. And they've been together, I think, something like 40 years.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Wow.

[Tamara Judge]

I think that's what she wrote. I'm like, oh, my goodness.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

That's. I mean, in California years, that's like.

[Tamara Judge]

I know, I know. So then I saw that, like, at 2:30 in the morning or something like that, and I definitely couldn't go back to sleep.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. So you've been up and then. Do you have a busy day today?

[Tamara Judge]

Not too busy. Yeah, but I don't even want to be up.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Anyways.

[Tamara Judge]

Let's Move on to Beverly Hills.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Let's move on. So it starts out with Kyle and Amanda meet for coffee. She has half almond, half oat milk, please.

[Tamara Judge]

Why? Why?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Why is she trying to wean herself off either oat milk or

[Tamara Judge]

if you're going to win yourself off of anything, wean yourself off a oat milk because it's all carbs.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, I also heard that, like, almond milk, I mean, who knows? It's. All of it is just ridiculous. But was it ceremonial grade? I didn't hear her say that this time.

[Tamara Judge]

I didn't hear that either. I did not hear it. All I can think about is Amanda getting three facials a month. Three.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Three. I mean, and then she was like, oh, and I have to have seven days downtime. I'm like, this is impossibly not. This can't possibly be true while you're filming.

[Tamara Judge]

I mean, her skin looks great, but three facials a month?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I just know I want to live my life as confidently as she does when she orders that ridiculous cup of coffee.

[Tamara Judge]

Coffee. And then there's dorit, who gets glammed at 2am for a 5am flight in a steel light.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Who in the world could you. Would you ever in a million years get up at 2am to get glam to go on a flight? Or did they even film that first day other than in the.

[Tamara Judge]

They didn't even film the flight.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

I'm like, what are you doing, girl? I'm like, if I'm gonna go on a what, 8, 9, 10 hour, however long it is flight, I'm putting my sweats on. I'm gonna be comfortable.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And like, also her poor glam team.

[Tamara Judge]

Right?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like, could you imagine? Like, I have a very important day today. I've gotta fly.

[Tamara Judge]

I gotta fly.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So can you please.

[Tamara Judge]

Sure. You probably played them over time.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Double time, double time. But yeah, still late, still forgetting all the things.

[Tamara Judge]

Man, I can't wait to get into the Kyle of it all.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, what part? Okay, well, we'll get.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, just the whole everything, like. Well, I'll tell you when we get there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. So Bose is filling dorit and on her combo with Kyle, Dorit feels like Kyle's get just giving PK ammunition against her. So something dorit didn't do when Kyle was discover. This is in quotes, discovering herself.

[Tamara Judge]

Now, first of all, do you think that dorit is acting erratic like Kyle says?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, I think that part of that is dorit.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. And then bo says she's just overwhelmed, not erratic. And honestly, I. Dorit's Just being Dorit, I think. But Kyle getting blamed for everything, like, the way it's being swayed, you know, I know.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's. It's like, it's. And I think. And Dorit is saying, why doesn't Kyle just say these things to my face? And, like. Because you don't take it well.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, but what she's saying is not that bad. I mean, she's saying things out of concern is how I'm seeing it. And then it's being weaponized against her.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. And it also. It's. I think Dorit is so angry at this point.

[Tamara Judge]

Does Bose just not like Kyle?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I think Bose is just out to get Kyle.

[Tamara Judge]

She does not like Kyle.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

She will do any. But then I wondered why she called Kyle when they were in the Hamptons. Like, why are you checking in with Kyle and not Dorit? It doesn't even make sense. It doesn't track. I mean, is Bose just trying to do her job, or do you think this is who Bose is?

[Tamara Judge]

I. I mean, she's doing her job. She does a great, great job at it. But I just feel like it's really targeting Kyle in a way that just doesn't make sense. It does. It doesn't add up.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No. And I think what Kyle's saying is actually accurate. If you're going through a divorce and nothing's figured out yet, and you don't know your finances, you don't want to go in and just go on a spending spree.

[Tamara Judge]

Especially when your car declines.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yes. And you don't want to be so late and then also have ridiculous outfits and.

[Tamara Judge]

But it's not just Kyle that's saying things. It's Rachel.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

It's other people, but they damned poor Kyle. Like, every scene, they have her talking about Dorit. Every scene. You know, she's talked about a million other things, but that's what they keep showing.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. I mean, I think that they're really. I think they're bringing this really in because on the trip, I think that's when it blows up.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. Well, other people weren't saying that that dorit was erratic, but they were saying things about spending and things like that and being late and all that stuff.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. And you can tell it's starting to piss off Erica and nobody wants to sit and wait for somebody to film for. For a long time. It's just rude.

[Tamara Judge]

No.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And especially when you know it has something to do with getting glammed.

[Tamara Judge]

That's the worst. Wasn't she late to your event or something? One time and look hours late because she got glam. Yeah, I remember that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And then Kyle called her out on it, and then she, like, flipped out and, like, turned it all around and I don't know. But then dorit is also, like, explaining to Bose her trip to the Hamptons, and she's, like, acting like, oh, I popped champagne. I had the best time of my life. I'm like, in this musicless scene that. That you probably fake dancing.

[Tamara Judge]

Okay, guys, dance. Okay, everyone's dancing.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But how do you think that went down? How do you think that Kyle and dorit were able to kind of just fudge it through that trip?

[Tamara Judge]

I think that they probably were having fun. I think that they were with Rachel and they were on their best behavior and her parents were there and all that, and I think that they just had fun.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. It's possible to have fun and just ignore the drama.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. But who do you think was faking it more?

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know, because I feel like dorit is. No matter what Kyle says, dorit is not going to agree at all.

[Tamara Judge]

No. And then dorit feels like Kyle is just giving PK ammunition against her. And I think Kyle's trying to let her know, like, you can't do this. You can't say this. You can't act that way because it's going to come back to bite you in the ass.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

With your divorce.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And she's not. She doesn't want to hear it. She doesn't want to hear it at all. She only. I. I think what she wants right now is yes men. Probably. Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. Rachel was sitting down with her boys. Was a. Was a touching scene. We haven't seen a lot of her oldest son. I think this is the first time we've seen him, and you can tell he kind of maybe doesn't feel comfortable around the cameras. Like, her little guy like that. He is a startup star, and he asked all the. I mean, he's such an old soul. He asks all the right questions and all. And I'm like, whoa. I know that's not normal for kids

[Teddy Mellencamp]

holding a diamond in a second.

[Tamara Judge]

I know. The boys say the energy in the house feels more peaceful. And Rachel still pissed. Roger ambushed them with the new girlfriend at pickup. Kaya seemed very unbothered. He didn't seem like he really wanted to talk too much or even have the cameras on him. But little guy, he's. He's like, I'll talk. I'll say it. Well, you're not in love with her. You're not in love with him anymore.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, he's like, you're not in love with him anymore. But she kind of paused when he said that.

[Tamara Judge]

I know, I know. I. I think. I think she is. They were together a very long time. I don't think it's easy when you've been together that long. And then he's moved on, and for some reason, I feel like he allegedly cheated. I'm getting that feeling. I.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's good. It's giving that. And also because the boys are so against even being around her.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, well, they're young.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

They're like. We didn't think it's hard wanting to talk to her.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. I. I remember bringing the kids around Eddie when they were younger. Like, we had been dating for six months, and it was too soon for Spencer. He didn't want anything to do with it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I was gonna say, when do you think the right time is?

[Tamara Judge]

When the kids are ready for it. Yeah, all kids are different. Sophia was, like, no big deal. She was also four. Sydney was fine, but Spencer was not having it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But I think it's pretty incredible that Rachel's, like, actually having these conversations with her kids, and it shows, like, the juxtaposition between how Dorit's handling it versus Rachel's handling it. Like, do Dorit kids even know at this point?

[Tamara Judge]

They're pretty young. I mean, I think they. They know, but they don't know. I worry, and I love seeing Rachel's kids, but I worry after this season that maybe the ex won't sign for the kids to be filming.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, well, I think. I mean, wasn't she. I mean, not to pull on Amanda here, but wasn't she always the breadwinner?

[Tamara Judge]

I think so, yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I don't know.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know what he does.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I think he worked with her.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But I also wonder, is this the same girl that caused the problem on August 3rd and 4th, or is this a completely new person?

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know. We're going to need to find out. We need to get her on the pod.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

We need to. We need to go deep down the rabbit hole on this.

[Tamara Judge]

That's right. That's right. Why do I keep forgetting that Amanda's not married?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I don't know. Because she's perfectly set herself up for next season to get married on the show.

[Tamara Judge]

Right.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like, she couldn't have cued herself up better.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, and she's going to Los olivos. It's on 1010. I have a friend that has a house out There. I think I'm gonna show up.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'm sure after listening to the pod, she's gonna invite us.

[Tamara Judge]

And then if you're in Los Alivos, my good friends own the Hideaway. It's a nice winery there. Make sure you go see them. Tim and Jeremy. What about friends with Sutton?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, my God. What about how she said she had to reserve every single place there?

[Tamara Judge]

There's only one hotel there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

There is.

[Tamara Judge]

It's a nice one. In fact, my friend Shelly, who has a house, her best friend owns the hotel, the. What's it called? The Barrage or something. I don't know. But Kyle was there one night when my friend Shelly was there and Kate Hudson was singing there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

So that's the hotel. It's a great hotel, but I don't think there's any other ones, like, right in Los Olivas.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, she felt the need to once again bring up that she makes more in a month than her husband does in a year.

[Tamara Judge]

We get it. We get it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I. I really can't understand this woman. I know that. Well, you know what?

[Tamara Judge]

He deserves it. He lost me when he said he wanted to ride in on a horse

[Teddy Mellencamp]

and she wants to come in on a helicopter.

[Tamara Judge]

Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Shouldn't they just walk down the aisle? Right.

[Tamara Judge]

But he's like, the helicopter is going to scare my horse.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I can't even imagine.

[Tamara Judge]

I couldn't imagine Eddie galloping on a horse.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I mean, I just think of like an old Fabio video.

[Tamara Judge]

Exactly.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And I wonder if this guy can even ride horses, like. Or is he just. Because nothing is more of a turnoff than seeing somebody do a sport that they're not good.

[Tamara Judge]

They don't know how. And by the way, as you know, horseback riding is not easy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No. So it's like it's gonna like him getting up there, him trying to navigate the horse with all the people.

[Tamara Judge]

Do you think her husband's annoyed? I think this was asked on Watch It Happens Live. Is her husband annoyed by watching her say over and over again how much more money she makes on him?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, she said it's a turn on for him. Turns them on.

[Tamara Judge]

Stop it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, she said it turns them on. That she's worked so hard and, you know, she's such a boss bitch.

[Tamara Judge]

Is she making him sign a prenup?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, they haven't talked about that. Yeah, I know. I. All I can feel like whenever we see the wedding stuff, even like when we're going through picking out, you know, her blue Plates, blue, crystal. Yeah, and that. But how come that that class looked plastic?

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know. But that whole whatever it was just. Is it just like a wedding, like, rental place or something? Looked beautiful. I've never been to anything like that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, she's going to tell us how much it costs. That's.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, she did have to mention that she was driving her most casual car. It's not fancy. It's the least fancy of all her cars, but she really likes it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What is it? Please tell me it's like minivan.

[Tamara Judge]

No, it's not a minivan. It was a, like, Escalade or a Suburban or something like that. It was like a suburban type of car.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I just don't get why she feels the need. It to me, it's just not a good look to continue on doubling down.

[Tamara Judge]

But don't worry, the seats still have massage. Phew. I was worried about that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I was really worried about the massage. But I, I, I can't believe that this means that most likely we'll be watching her flying on a helicopter and her husband riding in a horse next year and us having to hear how much it costs because it's already over 300,000 and she hasn't even planned.

[Tamara Judge]

Nothing, nothing manly like a guy trolloping on a horse while his wife comes out on a helicopter

[Teddy Mellencamp]

to say that I've got it better than you.

[Tamara Judge]

Odd.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What are they gonna do? Like, drop the kids off in, like, parachutes?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes. Yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I can't.

[Tamara Judge]

They'll drive up in little Ferraris, probably.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Remember when Dorit and PK flew in on a helicopter for her birthday?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes. I can't. Yeah, but she did the Pretty Woman thing.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, this wasn't the Pretty Woman thing.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, it wasn't?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

The year before, she was having a birthday party and we were all sitting on, like, this boat, waiting around.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes, yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And then all of a sudden, did

[Tamara Judge]

the helicopter land on the boat?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It landed, like, next to the boat. And then they had a little, like, shuttle thing, if I remember. Like a little shuttle boat. Take them over, Duffy. Yeah, but oh, my God, now they're just. All I can think about is, what a waste of money. And for sure your guests don't enjoy waiting around for you to make grand entrances.

[Tamara Judge]

She loves a grand entrance. Remember when she was late to the reunion? Andy goes, nobody cares. Sit down. I love that they were shopping at Alice and Olivia. They got Clarence to do that. That was cool to see that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. I love Alice and Olivia.

[Tamara Judge]

So do I.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So do I. Kyle tells Erica that She thinks that she, Erica and Jerry should talk outside of the group. Erica agrees. Now this is where you start to see. I think things shift. That it's not just like a normal regular dorit. Like they're actually concerned.

[Tamara Judge]

Why did they bring up Lisa Vanderpump? There was some mention of Lisa Vanderpump. I can't remember what it was. Oh, was it back? Oh, driving the Ferrari and Italy the last time they were there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. And talking about how they used to have a good friendship until it wasn't easy anymore. And then they did the Goodbye, Kyle.

[Tamara Judge]

Goodbye Kyle. How. How many times have they shown that flashback? It's hilarious.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh my gosh. I feel like that maroon hat is embedded in my brain, you know?

[Tamara Judge]

God, the year that that came out, I did like a tick tock. Not a tick tock. I don't know, it was like a story or something like that. Goodbye, Kyle. Like so much from her fan. Her fan club.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Really? Oh, from LVPS?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes, LVP's fan club.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. Well, LVP is still, you know, she's talking about all the things. I just, I just saw some more press that she was doing. Oh, really? She would never want to be back on Beverly Hills. Also, shout out to Rena. Rena has the best is New York best selling author at this point.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, congratulations. I just saw something on Instagram that said that she is suing the Abby.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, for the. I know. We didn't even ask about that.

[Tamara Judge]

She wasn't going to talk about it. Somebody spoke about it, not her and so she was forced to talk about it. Oh, so I saw. I don't know where she. On a interview or something. She said that she went to the hospital and there's fentanyl in her system.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

That's really scary.

[Tamara Judge]

But fentanyl, like that's serious. It's not like you're. That's not like a roofie or. Well, what is it when they put in your drink, like the problem with

[Teddy Mellencamp]

fentanyl is, is that fentanyl like even like a trace amount, small trace amount can kill you. So like that's why the kids that are like buying the Xanax or buying the.

[Tamara Judge]

You know, it's lace with fentanyl. Yeah, it can be.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. And then it can kill you. But I guess, I mean, it's good thing Harry was there and everyone was there to take care of her. But that was.

[Tamara Judge]

That's crazy. She's not a big drinker anyways, is she?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No. Yeah, she's like a one Drink person. I know we have to sidetrack for a second, but are we sick of hearing about the Birkin bag being given to Mora?

[Tamara Judge]

I mean, it's all over.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I can't even open Instagram for one second without seeing that, like, maroon Birkin bag.

[Tamara Judge]

I thought it was really cute that he did it on Watch what Happens live. Lisa Rinna was behind it. She helped him get it. You can't just, like, walk in the store and buy one of those bags, right?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, it's really hard to get one of those bags.

[Tamara Judge]

So I also think that bag is

[Teddy Mellencamp]

significantly more than $10,000. It's.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, more like 30.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Which is a big gift. Like, how much did he make?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It was $18,000. Or. No, it was $16,000.

[Tamara Judge]

It's a lot for a bag.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So, I mean, what did he end up making? He ended up making. What was it, like, 313,000. But then half that goes to taxes.

[Tamara Judge]

Did he make that much? Because I thought the pot was only 250,000. I think they don't always get all the money either when they don't finish a mission properly.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, I think they got a good amount. I mean, I think it was like, 298. It was more than I thought. I thought they got, like, 50,000.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, no.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And then it was significantly more than that.

[Tamara Judge]

And then you got to pay taxes in Scotland. You got to pay taxes here too.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. Did you also hear that he had to. He didn't even bring those overalls there. Production went out and got them.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, really?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Funny.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's like, oh, my gosh. Speaking of traveling, the girls go in three groups, so Kyle and Amanda avoid tension with dorit. It's. Group one is Sutton Bows, Amanda, Kyle, and Natalie. Okay.

[Tamara Judge]

$220,800 is what he got. 220.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So what's half of that? 110 and then paying 20 in a Birkin bag.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. I mean, it was a big purchase for. It's funny, you think like, oh, I make 220,000. Yeah. Then when you pay more than 50% in taxes, you're paying in both, you know, over there and then over here. Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You're not making that much money. No, I mean, it was a nice thing that he did, but still. But yeah. Group one, Sutton bows, Amanda, Kyle, and Natalie. Is Natalie just there for the free ride?

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know, but I'm gonna need Natalie to talk.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'm gonna need a couple words.

[Tamara Judge]

Will Natalie be at the reunion?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Will Natalie be first seat at the Reunion?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yes.

[Tamara Judge]

If she was on my cast, she would be. By the way, when are they filming the reunion? Have you heard?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I don't. I haven't heard. But I do know this, that Bose is like so fancy that she has people coming in in advance to unpack for her.

[Tamara Judge]

That's a level bougie.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, and Natalie can't even be bothered to throw in a pair of lashes.

[Tamara Judge]

Hey, she's happy with her. With her wife beater and her Levi's. Leave her alone.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like Denise already did this.

[Tamara Judge]

Right? Right.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, like you're not the first to this game.

[Tamara Judge]

I mean, the fact that Dorit almost misses the flight.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, I thought that Dorit was on their flight. I didn't realize when they were all worked up about Dorit not even leaving the house yet that she was on a different flight.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, so they all didn't fly together. I'm wondering if it was like one of those things where they didn't have enough first class seats and. Yeah, one planes, they. They broke him up.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But then it's Dorit. Erica. Rachel, do you think that Dorit got glammed for that as well? We saw her for 10 seconds walking into that.

[Tamara Judge]

That's what she got glam for.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, she got glam before she went to the Hamptons.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, I thought it was. She would got glam to go to this at 2 in the morning.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, gotcha.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I mean, she may have gotten glam for this.

[Tamara Judge]

Of course she did. If she's going to get glammed at 2 in the morning, she's going to get glammed at 8 in the morning to go to the airport.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And then group three is Kathy and Jennifer. And I have to say, from flying with Kathy, that is a complete accurate.

[Tamara Judge]

Losing her phone.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like losing the phone having the pillow fall out of the bag. That, like it's just chaos. Like it's. There's no. There's no organization. It's just like I've lost my phone, I've lost this. But I love that she still has the iPad just turned on and so she can still track where it is. I know.

[Tamara Judge]

Tennessee.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

See?

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, it's there. Can we talk about the. The villa like that Villa is insane. How big was it? 10,000 square feet or something like that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But know what room wasn't that big?

[Tamara Judge]

The one they had to share.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, I mean, that was a teeny room. And I had found it hard to believe that Sutton would just offer to stay with Amanda. Right. Like that might have been a persuasion.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, I think we're seeing a new Sutton this year, so she's.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, she regretted that decision.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, yeah, she does regret the decision.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'm sure between that and the only thing Natalie talking about is being felt up on a massage table.

[Tamara Judge]

That's the only thing we heard from her. Twice.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Twice?

[Tamara Judge]

Twice.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Do you think she's going to get involved in this fight that's coming up? I mean, truthfully, she better if she

[Tamara Judge]

wants to come back next season because

[Teddy Mellencamp]

normally they can just edit somebody out if they're not participating and she's always sitting at the end of the table.

[Tamara Judge]

She won't be back.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Bye.

[Tamara Judge]

Bye, Natalie. Bye, Natalie.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Goodbye, Natalie.

[Tamara Judge]

We're so petty, aren't we?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. But when they're in the villa, we find out. You know, Bo's. We already talked about this, but I still need to dig into it a little bit more. But the fact that Bose has somebody come unpack, have everything ready for her, that means that she's also probably got glam there.

[Tamara Judge]

I mean that is 1,000%. She flew out her stylist who put all her outfits together, which is a dream. When you're filming a show like this, it is a dream. So yeah, that's some you money.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But so how much, I mean, how much is a stylist?

[Tamara Judge]

Well, I'm sure her stylus is a lot. And then she had to fly them out there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Fly them?

[Tamara Judge]

Unless she has a stylist in Italy. I don't know.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I. I bet no.

[Tamara Judge]

Where in Italy are they? Do we know yet?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

We don't know. They had. They didn't say. It's not like when they like countryside. Provence.

[Tamara Judge]

Right. It's like more of a countryside that

[Teddy Mellencamp]

looks like where it's gonna go. And why am I having flashbacks of like Crystal Minkoff in the church last year?

[Tamara Judge]

Florence is where they're at.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, Florence.

[Tamara Judge]

Florence. I've never been. Eddie's been there. I haven't. Flashbacks of. What were you saying?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I keep having. Watching this trip. I'm just having flashbacks of like Crystal Minkoff in the church last year.

[Tamara Judge]

Why?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I don't know. It's like the trips are blending together in my brain for some reason.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know, but.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And getting her getting car sick. I think maybe because Natalie doesn't speak.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't even remember that. That's how good my memory is. But didn't. Is. Is Italy the trip that you went on? Yeah, 2018. Yeah, yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Where I got drunk and Kyle was. And you acted normal for me. Yeah, my.

[Tamara Judge]

Most likely you got drunk and you got. You acted normal and people loved you.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, Ted, tell that one time people liked me.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, that one time at band camp.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

That one time at Provence. Yeah, no, that was a fun time.

[Tamara Judge]

But I love that Sutton did think she scored a win by rooming with Amanda, only to end up with twin beds. She's like, twin beds?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What? I'm surprised Amanda didn't have anything to say about the twin beds. But either way, Sutton is talking about how she feels. She remembers feeling isolated in the group. And then Sutton does her best to give Amanda advice to help her with dorit. Amanda explains why her opinions about dorit are this. There's another word I don't really. Or two words that I. Informed opinions.

[Tamara Judge]

Informed opinions.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

When she was getting her master's degree, she focused on childhood development and saw how the way parents spoke to each other affected their kids. So she's a professional on that.

[Tamara Judge]

It sounds like she's very educated. She's, unlike us, edumacated. We're edumacated.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

We're educated.

[Tamara Judge]

We got our edumacation off of Instagram.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But most of the people that I know that are super edumocated, they don't talk about it that much.

[Tamara Judge]

She talks about everything. She's her biggest fan, Teddi.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know, I know, but it's a lot for me.

[Tamara Judge]

It's a lot for everybody.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But do you think she's even listening to what Sutton is saying? And Sutton is now, like. Like, I'm staying in this room to have this, like, good conversation with Amanda, and Amanda is giving me nothing.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. In return, Sutton's like, my life.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

She's like, I should have watching a fertility where she could just, you know, throw me under the bus any chance she gets? Yep. Do you think that it's gonna be one of those things where, like, Amanda makes a comeback and people are all gonna start loving her because she's so. And do you think it's going to be, like, a Dorit or Kyle season?

[Tamara Judge]

What do you mean?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like, is it going to be. Is everybody going to be Team Dorit or team Kyle?

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know. I do. What? Only thing I do know is Erica and Kyle are not speaking to Dorit. I learned that at Bravo Khan, but I don't know why. I don't know what happens. You probably do, but I do not. So I'm curious to see.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, I mean, they definitely didn't speak, even at Rinna's event that I was at.

[Tamara Judge]

So this is episode 12. They don't end their season on the trip Then. Right.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

They can't. I mean, that's so little. Of episodes.

[Tamara Judge]

13, 14, 15, 16, 17. No, they probably have five more episodes. Oh, the wedding.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, we have Alexia's wedding. Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

So I would imagine they're going to get three episodes, maybe four out of Italy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

There's got to be something major that happens in Italy, because, I mean, Alexia's wedding was filmed on iPhones. Oh, yeah. There wasn't like.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, so it wasn't like a. Oh, okay.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But we know that they said this fight is worse than Amsterdam.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, my God. I didn't know that. I didn't know that bad. That's when the wine was thrown. Remember? The glass was broken.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Rena, don't talk about the husbands.

[Tamara Judge]

Don't. Yeah, yeah. I remember in the trailer seeing Erica and Kyle together and Dorit walking off, but.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And, like, having a cig again. Also, I want to know the amount of years we had to cover up for Dorit smoking. And now she just openly smokes because people thought it was cool. That when she did that time is really annoying to me because we would have to wait around for her to have a cig. We'd all hide around her, make sure that nobody could see it, and now it's just open fire. Like, you're just going to light a cig in front of everybody all the time.

[Tamara Judge]

I'm shocked she doesn't vape. Isn't this supposed to be a little bit better for you than.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I think it's vaping is worse for you than cigarettes. But you know what the difference is? Cigarettes stink.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. And you smell. It's on your hands and in your hair and on your clothes. Oh, I thought the vaping was supposed to be better for you.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, because there's, like, chemicals in there that we don't know about.

[Tamara Judge]

Carcinogens.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Carcinogens. Yeah. I think that's why, like, my dad smokes American spirits. Like, they're like a natural cigarette.

[Tamara Judge]

He's been smoking for years. Have you seen her movie Guy 10? He said he started smoking when he was 10. I saw him on an interview. I'm like, what?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And he got. He had one funny Instagram post where he was saying he was preparing for his tour and he's smoking a cigarette on the treadmill.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But now there's, like, five more. Like, I'm like, now that he got a touch of going viral, he's funny.

[Tamara Judge]

He got a touch of the funnies. Now he's like, yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

He's like, get it? Let's go after it. But yeah. Who would. If you had to have. I'm trying to think who would be your least favorite person to room with if you were to be in that little, tiny room?

[Tamara Judge]

Anybody. I don't want. I. At my age, I don't want to room with somebody.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And was there not enough rooms? Because the place is humongous.

[Tamara Judge]

I mean, if it was me and you. Yeah, but I'm talking, like, cast members. Like, I don't want to room with anybody.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. And also, it's also surprising to me, does that mean that Sutton and Amanda don't have glam? I know. Kyle never brings glam. Erica's bringing glam because we hear her talking to Laia about, did she get her license to drive there? Wow.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know. We'll find out.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Next episode, if her makeup looks good, we're gonna be like, yeah, you got glam.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. We know who didn't get glam.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

But, I mean, I thought it was a good. I mean, it was a little bit of a filler episode, I think, to get us to where we need to be next week, which shit hitting the fan. But I enjoyed it.

[Tamara Judge]

It was good. I thought it was good.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And do we think Sutton got through to Amanda at all? No. Yeah. No. And also, I don't remember when Sutton felt so isolated from the group.

[Tamara Judge]

That's what I was wondering. I'm like, did I miss something?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. Like, I don't remember that. Like, when. Because the first year she came on, she already had friends and everybody was fine.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And she already had Garcelle.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I couldn't figure out when she was feeling this massive isolation, but I did laugh when she was like, I'm just sitting at home with my dogs and my ice cream, and she's this close to the television, like, two inches away.

[Tamara Judge]

She just wanted to show her little roller tv. I've been wanting to buy one of

[Teddy Mellencamp]

those for big time. Me, too. I want one. And when I saw she had one and she. It looked like she easily figured out how to do it.

[Tamara Judge]

They're not that cheap either.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Of course. I looked.

[Tamara Judge]

I looked into them. Just because we don't have a TV in our. The pool table room.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

And I don't really. We don't really need it, but sometimes I like to sit on the recliner. It'd be nice if I could just roll in a tv.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Can we not talk about you on a recliner? It really makes me uncomfortable.

[Tamara Judge]

It's like, push a button and I'm

[Teddy Mellencamp]

like, what's happening in your house, by the way? I just saw your Instagram where it's

[Tamara Judge]

like, you want to hear something funny right now? I just clicked on Facebook and it says. It was like, you know, they do, like, a flashback of something you did 15 years ago, five years ago, 10 years ago, on this exact day. And it's the same painters in my house painting my kitchen.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It said.

[Tamara Judge]

What's the date on it? Oh, 2020. So it was six years ago today. I was doing the same shit to get the bug. Yep, I get the bug. Well, I was white. Everything's white. You know how, like, white your house is very white.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

And I'm like, I need mood. I want moody. I want, like, dark colors and all that. It's coming back, guys.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Coming back. Well, it's going to look. You can already tell it's going to look beautiful. But at least you're not me. Where? It's all over the Internet. It says Ted had sores all over herself.

[Tamara Judge]

I know.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So sick.

[Tamara Judge]

Do you?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'm going to put that on my hinge profile.

[Tamara Judge]

Do you know how many people sent me messages? What? What's going on with Teddy? She got sores all over her body. And I'm like, the girl can't catch a break.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Like, can they? Could they have worded it a little differently, I think. Didn't I say rash or did I say sores?

[Tamara Judge]

You might have said sores, but, I mean, it looked like sores to me.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. Why did I have to say sores? This is like. This is where one word can really affect you. Because that going around in the world right now.

[Tamara Judge]

Sores and suffering.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Bald sores and suffering.

[Tamara Judge]

As long as those sores aren't herpes, good.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, don't worry. When I was talking to Loris the other day, she goes, did it feel like herpes or shingles? And I was like, oh, God.

[Tamara Judge]

You're like, how would I know? Never had either. How about you?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I was like, some of us are single around here. Can we calm down on the gosh? I was allergic to a medication. It's not like I was like, just my luck. But it's sexy over here. Over on two T's in a pod.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, my God. Have you seen the pictures of Margaret from New Jersey?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, yeah. The ones like, first it starts off with her looking like she's, like, at the Beverly Hills Hotel and she's holding it up, and it's. Then she talks about her nose job

[Tamara Judge]

or she got a nose job. It Looks like she might have gotten a facelift.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, she said she got fat transfer.

[Tamara Judge]

Fat transfer.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. And that's why she's swollen, because she said tell everybody not to worry. But yeah. Can we also talk a little bit about Jersey because I feel like I'm really behind on what's going on.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, we're all behind on Jersey because there is no Jersey. So according to Dolores, they don't know. They don't know winner if they're coming back.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

They did a new cast, but they don't know when they're coming.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, they've been trying to cast for, it seems like years now. And there's no, like, okay, we're going to start. I think they'll start sometime this year, but they don't know when and they don't know who's coming back.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

That's bizarre to me. I know because I need to know that information. I'm ready for Jersey to be back.

[Tamara Judge]

So am I. I am, too. You know what else is coming back? The perfect couple. Did you see that?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, I love that show.

[Tamara Judge]

Season two is coming out.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It is.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't know when, but I saw it's coming back.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Did you watch season two of Landman?

[Tamara Judge]

I did.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

So good.

[Tamara Judge]

I did. I'm trying to get into paradise. Kaden said it's. I did the first season. I thought it was good. Second season, I'm like. I fall asleep every time I turn it on.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, that's kind of good. At least you're getting a rest.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of two T's in a Pod. We will be back soon. To recap something else

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