Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

Episode: Bots “R” Us (RHOM Recap)

Release Date: July 31, 2025

Overview

In this episode of "Two Ts In A Pod," Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge reunite to break down Season 7, Episode 8 of "The Real Housewives of Miami" (RHOM). The dynamic duo delivers their signature irreverent banter while recapping the show's drama—including yacht day disasters, bot-fueled Instagram feuds, wealth bragging, and the ever-present challenge of cast chemistry. They also tease upcoming interviews and share behind-the-scenes housewives tea.

Key Discussion Points

1. Catching Up: Life and Upcoming Events

• Busy Schedules: Tamra talks about her packed schedule with Bravo Day at Finley Park, press commitments, and a dreaded colonoscopy ([03:50]).
• "Health PSA": Teddi and Tamra joke about the importance of skin checks and colonoscopies, setting a playful tone ([04:43]).

2. RHOM Season 7, Episode 8: Initial Reactions

• Both hosts thought it was a strong episode: “This is a good one. I thought.” – Tamra ([12:07]).
• They enjoyed the yacht scenes but called out cast members for avoiding each other: “I think some of them are refusing to film with each other.” – Teddi ([12:20]).

3. Gertie, Bots, and Social Media Wars

• Bot Attacks: Tamra reveals Gertie has been attacked by social media bots, sparking speculation about who might be responsible: “Last year I was attacked by bots. And I know it was from a cast member.” – Tamra ([13:12]).
• AI Influence: Teddi discusses AI tech that can automate influencer posts: “If I could have a bot that could just text everybody back for me…” ([14:14]).

4. Podcasting & Influencer Life

• They joke about sponsored posts and the “hardships” of being housewives-turned-influencers ([14:20]–[15:11]).
• Notable self-awareness: “I never, ever think like, oh, I have to do a podcast.” – Tamra ([15:12]).

5. RHOM Drama Breakdowns

a) Julia, Martina, and Adriana’s Dynamics

• Julia is upset at Adriana; Tamra speculates, “Deep down inside, I feel like the entire cast doesn’t like Adriana.” ([16:01]).
• Teddi teases an upcoming interview with Gertie on the situation ([12:54]).

b) Stephanie’s Wealth Flexing

• Stephanie’s renovations and large closet are focal points of discussion and light mocking:
  “Her closet is over a thousand thousand square feet. She will have a whole wall of Birkins.” – Teddi ([17:37]).
  “Raggy braggy. How about just show us your bank statements? And we don’t have to talk about everything you have, Stephanie.” – Tamra ([18:12]).
• They riff on how producers might be egging Stephanie on to show off ([18:54]).

c) Yacht Day Divide

• Cast splits into two yachts, highlighting divisions. “Poor Adriana. Nobody wants her on their boat.” – Tamra ([20:40]).
• Adriana’s over-the-top behavior: “She is such a hot mess express and so funny.” – Teddi ([20:48]).
• The water-gun and “saggy knees” drama: “If you made fun of my wrinkly knees, I wouldn’t get upset.” – Teddi ([21:25]).
• Tamra gets personal about aging: “Me and Heather talk about our sagging knees… It’s hard to embrace.” ([21:51]).

d) Peter and Frankie’s Health

• Alexia’s concerns for her son Frankie’s health (diverticulitis) prompt a candid aside from Tamra about her own medical history ([23:47]).
• “Can I see your medical records? Because this is the last thing we need is Tamra claims she has diverticulitis.” – Teddi ([24:07]).

e) Nicole, Stephanie, and Wealth One-Upmanship

• Nicole and Gertie lunch discussion; Nicole has sold her house for $40 million to Robbie Williams ([26:48]).
• Ongoing playful competition: “My private jet is kind of bigger.” – Tamra mocking Stephanie’s attitude ([26:42]).

6. Cast Chemistry and Power Struggles

• Stephanie and Alexia tension: “You can’t be playful with somebody that you don’t like.” – Tamra ([46:09]).
• Alexia and Stephanie’s “Rottweiler/Chihuahua” exchange foreshadowing tension ([32:54]): “Didn’t Alexia call herself a Rottweiler?” – Tamra ([33:13]).

7. Game Night & Group Therapy Gone Wrong

• “I don’t want to see any more games on Housewives. If you can’t figure out shit to talk about, that’s on you.” – Teddi ([34:17]).
• Attempts to force positivity in group compliments backfire; Julia struggles to compliment Gertie ([43:13]).

8. Public vs. Private Drama: The Gertie/Julia Texts Saga

• Gertie’s airing of grievances at Julia’s event is called out as poor timing; Teddi calls it more embarrassing for Gertie than Julia ([40:39]).
• Too many text messages, not enough clarity: “I need bullet points, and I need…” – Tamra ([41:01]).
• Teddi promises to get to the bottom of it in her Gertie interview ([41:11]).

9. Housewives Reflect: Accountability and Enjoyment

• Adriana is called out for drunken behavior but takes accountability: “She kind of held herself to… listen, I was a mess. And I’m embarrassed for yesterday, which is good. I’m glad she said that. Accountability.” – Teddi ([29:17]).
• “We need assholes on the show… like me.” – Tamra ([29:37]).

10. Miscellaneous Notable Moments

• Real talk on appearance-shaming and “hate boners” among cast mates ([31:13]).
• Admiration for Larsa’s physique, honesty about body image, and the refusal of some housewives to participate in fun group activities ([31:54]–[32:21]).
• Tech talk: Glam squads on boats and secrets to dealing with off-camera drama ([32:21]–[32:26]).
• Teasing future interviews and gathering new tea at Bravo events ([47:24]).

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On bot attacks:
  Tamra: “Last year I was attacked by bots. And I know it was from a cast member.” ([13:12])

• On housewife influencer life:
  Teddi: “Our jobs… we have to talk about housewives for a living, and we get to talk about products we like. I can’t even. With us.” ([14:37])

• On Stephanie and wealth:
  Teddi: “Her closet is over a thousand thousand square feet. She will have a whole wall of Birkins.” ([17:37])
  Tamra: “Raggy braggy. How about just show us your bank statements?” ([18:12])

• On cast divides:
  Tamra: “Poor Adriana. Nobody wants her on their boat. They’re like, hey, will you take a—Nope.” ([20:40])

• Self-deprecating body talk:
  Tamra: “Me and Heather talk about our sagging knees… It’s hard to embrace. It really is.” ([21:51])
  Teddi: “I was just thinking the other day—when can I get elective surgery again so I can get my kneecaps lifted?” ([21:41])

• On forced group games:
  Teddi: “If you can’t figure out shit to talk about, that’s on you.” ([34:17])

• On Housewives archetypes:
  Tamra: “We need assholes on the show like me.” ([29:37])

• On the state of the group dynamic:
  Teddi: “Pretty much this entire yacht is a shit show.” ([42:08])

Key Timestamps

• Pre-show banter, upcoming commitments: [03:35]–[05:00]
• Colonoscopy/skin check fun: [04:34]–[05:40]
• Segment: Recap begins – Yacht drama: [12:07]–[22:12]
• Stephanie’s closet/cast wealth jokes: [17:37]–[18:45]
• Bot drama and AI influencer talk: [13:12]–[14:14]
• Game night and forced group compliments: [33:57]–[34:36], [42:32]–[43:36]
• Gertie/Julia text message fallout: [39:50]–[41:28]
• Alexia/Stephanie Rottweiler-Chihuahua drama: [32:54]–[33:29]
• Signs of cast exhaustion, group therapy dynamic: [42:08]–[42:48]
• Final wrap up, Bravo event teasers: [47:11]–[48:26]

Final Thoughts

The episode showcased classic Housewives energy—drama bubbling over yachts, secrets whispered and shouted, and enough shade about closets, knees, and bots to fill an entire season. The Twots (Teddi and Tamra) balance playful mockery with genuine insight, especially around the performative aspects of wealth and the pressures on cast members to either force resolution or keep the drama ignited.

They tease exclusive upcoming interviews (notably, Gertie) and promise to dig deeper into unresolved conflicts. For any Housewives fan, this episode is a lively guide to who’s up, who’s “raggy braggy,” and who’s got the next tea to spill.