FrENEMIES (Southern Charm Recap)

Summary

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Two Ts In A Pod: FrENEMIES (Southern Charm Recap)

Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Episode Date: January 29, 2026
Hosts (for this episode): Teddi Mellencamp & Dolores
Theme: Southern Charm Season 11, Episode 9 Recap

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Teddi Mellencamp and Dolores recap Southern Charm Season 11, Episode 9. The two dig into the unfolding drama among the Charleston cast members, with special focus on unresolved feuds, shifting friendships, and one cast member’s family heartbreak. The pair offer their authentic, housewife-level commentary—equal parts candid and comedic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

The State of the Season

• Mid-Season Check-In:
  • The co-hosts reflect that while the season feels like it’s moving quickly, it hasn’t lived up to previous drama or pacing.
    • Dolores: “I feel like we've been talking about this love triangle the entire season. We never even have gotten to Vanita and Craig having a sit down.” (03:08)
  • Teddi remains hopeful for a dramatic back half:
    • “We have time for redemption. ... A lot can happen in six episodes. I'm not gonna give up on them.” (02:59)
  • Anticipation is high for the latter episodes following the midseason trailer:
    • “It looks way more explosive than we've seen all season.” (27:48)

Cast Relationships and Drama

• Shep and Craig as Roommates:

  • The “sitcom” energy of Shep & Craig living together amuses both Teddi and Dolores, giving a lighter, fun moment among the tension.
    • Dolores: “First of all, I thought it was cute. ... and the clapping and. I don't know. I just thought it was cute.” (03:54)

• Austin & Audrey’s Cliffhanger:

  • The unresolved cliffhanger from last week’s episode frustrates the hosts.
    • Dolores: “You guys left on a cliffhanger. They're sitting there, you see them yelling and then it doesn't pick up on that.” (04:19)
  • Teddi wonders if it’s production logistics, suggesting they’ll get a flashback or later pickup.

• Madison’s Pregnancy Woes:

  • Comic relief over Madison’s candid pregnancy complaints and swollen body parts.
    • Dolores: “Do you talk about poor Madison's swollen…”
    • Teddi: “Never liked being pregnant. ... I was sick. I was nauseous from the minute of conception until a week after having the baby.” (06:40)
  • The two joke about the perks (or lack thereof) of pregnancy and recount their own or their mothers’ tough experiences.

• Vanita & Sally Fallout:

  • The duo analyzes Vanita and Sally’s awkward friendship drift:
    • “I think they're both being awkward to each other.” (07:40, Teddy)
    • “One of them have to wanna, like, keep it going. ... sometimes you do it just for the sake of an argument.” (07:59, Teddy)
    • Dolores feels Vanita’s mom is helping nudge a reconciliation. (08:30)

New Romances & Social Circles

• Austin and Sally Potential:

  • Hot gossip: Rodrigo claims Austin wants to hang with Sally more than he admits. Both hosts sense a romantic spark.
    • “Austin, I feel like, has a little thing for Sally.” (08:50, Teddy)
  • Dolores quips about the never-ending “dating within the cast” scenario, while Teddi observes:
    • “There's an unwritten code in our world... like, don't fish in the same pond.” (09:12)

• Craig and Charlie: The Oyster (and Overshare) Date:

  • The hosts lampoon Craig’s “teenage-level” flirting and his shocking flex:
    • “He’s never gone on a date without someone he hasn’t slept with first. ... Is that a flex?” (21:23, Dolores)
    • “Red flag, right? So does that mean Paige slept with him before their first date?” (21:44, Teddy)
  • Hilariously, Teddy recounts old-school dating rules, poking fun at the “it’s always three” fib.

• Austin & Craig’s Birthday Dinner Fight:

  • The tension between Austin and Craig peaks at Austin’s birthday dinner.
    • Craig calls out Austin for self-sabotage; Austin brings up Craig calling him an enemy.
    • Dolores: “Craig gets angry because he thinks that Austin is obsessed with talking about Craig's issues. Austin's being hard on Craig, really hard.” (25:39)
    • Teddy: “In the five years, Austin hasn't done anything with his life. That's fighting words, right? … Like, Craig always goes like A. Like 10 steps lower.” (26:14)

• Shep and Whitney as Voice of Reason?!

  • The hosts are shocked to find themselves siding with Shep and Whitney amid the boys' bickering.
    • “When I am siding with Shep and Whitney, we got problems.” (27:30, Dolores)

Emotional Depth: Austin’s Family Tragedy

• Austin’s Visit to His Parents:

  • Teddi and Dolores are deeply moved by Austin’s vulnerable conversation with his mother, who lost a child—a trauma still resonating through Austin’s life.
    • Teddy: “They've somehow been able to live after the most insane loss nightmare that anybody could ever go through is to lose a child. ... That's real strength right there.” (10:30)
    • Dolores relates the pain to a neighborhood tragedy, emphasizing the complexity and lasting impact of grief.

• Impact on Austin’s Relationships:

  • Both hosts agree that this loss may explain Austin’s self-sabotage and fear of commitment.
    • Teddy: “You know, this trauma manifests at any time in your life. ... You don't know when that tsunami is going to hit because of the underlining earthquake in your life.” (14:21)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the Season’s Pacing:
  • “We need it to warm up a little bit. ... No resolution, no hashing it out.” — Dolores (03:03)
• On Old-School Dating Rules:
  • “In us growing up, if you slept with a guy on the first date, you were a... And you always lied about the number. ... It's always three.” — Teddy (21:53)
• On Their Own Sides:
  • “When I am siding with Shep and Whitney, we got problems.” — Dolores (27:30)
• On Grief and Strength:
  • “That's real strength right there, that they were able to live after the loss, because I know a lot of people who haven't.” — Teddy (10:30)
• On Self-Sabotage:
  • “It seems that he's kind of shooting himself in the foot with this relationship.” — Teddy (14:21)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Midseason critique and hope for drama: 02:32-03:30
• Unresolved love triangle & cliffhanger critique: 03:30-04:55
• Pregnancy banter (Madison): 05:44-06:49
• Vanita and Sally drama: 07:27-08:30
• Austin’s possible interest in Sally: 08:50-09:43
• Austin’s family scene (loss, grief, trauma): 09:56-14:57
• Craig and Charlie’s (awkward) oyster date: 20:00-21:44
• Austin & Craig’s blowup at birthday dinner: 25:20-27:30
• Midseason trailer excitement: 27:48-28:19
• Speculation about Madison’s baby being filmed: 28:19-28:45

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Summary & Final Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential “Two Ts in a Pod” chat: sharp, gossipy, but emotionally intelligent and grounded. Teddi and Dolores move from mockery and nostalgia to open-hearted discussions about trauma, healing, and the ways reality TV both exaggerates and exposes real human messiness. They predict more fireworks as the season progresses, particularly as long-simmering rivalries threaten to boil over.

If you haven’t tuned into Southern Charm lately, this recap will get you right up to speed—full of spoilers, side-eye, and the kind of real talk only housewives can deliver.

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Transcript

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[Teddy]

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[Nancy Glass]

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[Dolores]

Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of two T's in a Pod with Myself and Dolores. Today we are going to be recapping Southern charm season 11, episode 9. So we're already at episode 9. I feel like the season is just kind of flying by. I don't think it is their best season. What do you think?

[Teddy]

How many episodes do we have Left mid season.

[Dolores]

Trailer came out, so.

[Teddy]

So it's mid season. We have time for redemption.

[Dolores]

Probably six more episodes.

[Teddy]

I would say a lot can happen in six episodes. I'm not gonna give up on them.

[Dolores]

They usually do around 15. So I. I needed to warm up a little bit. I feel like we've been talking about this love triangle the entire season. We never even have gotten to Vanita and Craig having a sit down. Like how six, like. No, this is episode nine, not six. Episode nine. And there's no. No sit down with them. No resolution, no hashing it out.

[Teddy]

Well, I'm sure it'll come. So. So like I said, I'm. I'm hopeful. And what do you think about Shep and Craig as roomies?

[Dolores]

They did like, that whole. It starts off with Shep and Craig as roomies, like a sitcom tease. It was just a cute play on whatever.

[Narrator/Host (FBI/Spy related)]

Right?

[Dolores]

It wasn't like.

[Teddy]

Yeah, it was just like, silly.

[Dolores]

Like they're. Yeah. First of all, I thought it was cute. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was really cute. Like the whole.

[Teddy]

Ah.

[Dolores]

And the clapping and. I don't know. I just thought it was cute.

[Teddy]

It was cute. It was.

[Dolores]

Can we first talk about how they left us on a cliffhanger last week between Austin and Audrey and they don't pick up from there or even talk about it? I don't get it.

[Teddy]

That was crazy, right?

[Dolores]

I. I'm like, you guys left on a cliffhanger. They're sitting there, you see them yelling, and then it doesn't pick up on that. Like, what are we gonna get a flashback?

[Teddy]

Maybe? Was it because she didn't. She didn't come and film because she doesn't live around here. Right. So maybe they're still going to. She's going to be coming maybe next. Maybe they.

[Dolores]

But they didn't let us. Unless there was no cameras on them close enough to catch their audio. Why didn't we get to see that fight?

[Teddy]

Or. And he didn't bring it up. No,

[Dolores]

I didn't.

[Teddy]

She wasn't wrong. I told you what I would have did to Sally. What if it was like, me 10 years ago or me at that age, I would have beat her ass.

[Dolores]

Me, too.

[Teddy]

Because she was just being disrespectful. Talking to my man. What are. Back to me and not addressing me. And then, you know, whatever. It's just. It's just. It was really blatant.

[Dolores]

Like the nice knee to the nuts would have been good for.

[Teddy]

Well, he was wrong. But of course, you know I'm like, going back. Like, now, I would be mad at him back then. I would have been mad at her. I'm matured and I'm right, right, right. Smarter now. I'm a lot wiser, but it's just all wrong. I don't like it. I don't like it.

[Dolores]

But anyway, so Madison and Vanita go for a pedicure. Vanita talks about how her friendship with Sally is awkward. I don't.

[Teddy]

Do you talk about poor Madison's swollen.

[Dolores]

I know.

[Teddy]

Feet and her flip.

[Dolores]

Swollen hands.

[Teddy]

Feet. I don't. Never liked being pregnant. No.

[Dolores]

She says she has really big babies. She said she had to have a walker after she had her son because it broke her pelvis. Oh. And then she did say that she has a scheduled C section.

[Teddy]

So then after that, she has to have a C section.

[Dolores]

But she has big babies.

[Teddy]

The baby's already four pounds, she's swollen, and she's just miserable and so pretty and so beautiful. However, some people love being pregnant.

[Dolores]

It's the tall ones that like being pregnant. The short ones hate it. It's so uncomfortable.

[Teddy]

I was sick. I was nauseous from the minute of conception until a week after having the baby.

[Dolores]

My mom was like that. I think I never threw it off. I wasn't.

[Teddy]

I would just eat to. They didn't have Zofran back then, so I would just eat to. They had nothing for. For morning.

[Dolores]

Well, my mom back then took medication that now says they don't. They took off the market because it caused birth defects. Because she was so sick. That might be the reason why I am the way I am.

[Teddy]

Maybe. But I'll tell you this. I had no relief from it. And, like, it was in fun. And I feel bad for. And then here comes. And then you. Like, then you feel fat and everything. And then here comes beautiful Vanita walking through the door. Just this picture. I know. Perfectness. And so sweet.

[Dolores]

But do you think it's. Something so bad happened between Vanita and Sally that it's not repairable? Because I feel like that's how Vanita is talking about it. Like, I don't think it's. Their friendship is awkward.

[Teddy]

I think they're both being awkward to each other. Yeah.

[Dolores]

I just.

[Teddy]

Sally's being very. Vanita was going in too hard, and Sally's being like. Well, I don't really care how you feel about it. Like, Sally is like a dude.

[Dolores]

Sally is like a dude.

[Teddy]

She is.

[Dolores]

The more I watch her, I can

[Teddy]

tell one of them have to wanna, like, keep it Going, right. One person in an argument has to eat shit for it to stop. And neither one of them are doing that. Sometimes you do it just for the sake of an argument. Right, right. And neither one of them are saying, well, I understand your feelings. Neither one just, like, too bad. And Vanita's, like, not feeling that, like, you know, my. My. My friend's desperate and wants to get married, so.

[Dolores]

But I felt like Vanita's mom kind of set her straight, like she was being kind of mean to Sally. So I think Sally and Vanita will be just fine moving forward. What did you think about Shep's new house?

[Teddy]

It's beautiful.

[Dolores]

So beautiful.

[Teddy]

I love the opiate bed coffee table.

[Dolores]

It's just so beautiful.

[Teddy]

Rodrigo says that Austin wants to hang out with Sally more than he would like to admit, so everybody's seeing that. Austin, I feel like, has a little thing for Sally. Do you?

[Dolores]

Yes, Yes. I absolutely think that maybe they'll make a great couple. I don't know. I just couldn't imagine, like, just hopping from one cast member to another to date.

[Teddy]

Well. Oh, it happens all the time on these shows. It doesn't happen on Summer House. And all these young people, they don't care. Like, that. There's an unwritten code in our. In our world when we grew up, like. Like, don't fish in the same pond.

[Dolores]

Right.

[Teddy]

Like, they're kind of off limits. Right. A friend's, I think, so ex in any way. And, you know, it happens, but it doesn't make it okay. So Austin's kind of making his own problems.

[Dolores]

Craig says that Austin makes problems for himself. And then we see as the episode goes on, like, what happens between the two of them. I think I might have been siding with Craig, but we'll get to that.

[Teddy]

This time I was. But I'll tell you, the next scene really got me to my core. So, you know, Austin goes to his parents, and he's telling his mom about his issues with Audrey, and he says he isn't 100% sure about their relationship. Right. And, you know, it's. I. First of all, when he went to see his parents, and I saw the life that they're living and how beautiful

[Dolores]

it is his parents are. They're such a vibe. Like, you know, the mom, like, would you like an aperol spritz? And I went golfing, and I played.

[Teddy]

She went to play pickle, and she has Marjan, and she has all these clubs, and. And they've somehow been able to live after the most insane loss nightmare that Anybody could ever go through is to lose a child. And I looked at them, and I'm like, wow, that's real strength right there, that they were able to live after the loss, because I know a lot of people who haven't.

[Dolores]

Well, let me just. I don't know that. Have I talked about this? But in our neighborhood, we had, 17 years ago, a couple that were in a car accident, and they lost all three of their kids. And it was like, two, four, and five. They went on Oprah. They had. He had a vasectomy. He had it reversed. She ended up getting pregnant with triplets, Two girls and a boy. Exactly what she lost.

[Teddy]

Wow.

[Dolores]

Now the kids still live in our neighborhood. The family does. Are now 17 years old, and the mom died of brain cancer at 48 years old last week.

[Teddy]

Oh, my.

[Dolores]

And I think that the grief.

[Teddy]

How old are the children now?

[Dolores]

Seventeen. The twins are 17 years old. I mean, triplets are 17 years old. And, you know, I can't help but think the grief that this woman went through, losing all three of her children at once. I remember they made a pact with themselves, the parents did, to not commit suicide back then. And I just. Like you said, losing a child, horrible things.

[Teddy]

The most unimaginable nightmare. And the strength to live after that.

[Dolores]

Right, right.

[Teddy]

And to see them. And of course, they had other children to live for. But this is a tragic story that you're. You're telling us. Date.

[Dolores]

Yeah.

[Teddy]

And.

[Dolores]

But.

[Teddy]

But so his mom and I thought, wow, she's in great shape. The dad's happy. They have a good life, a beautiful life. And he sits down and he brings up his tattoo with him and his sister. And the mom's like, yeah, yeah, I saw it. It's really nice. Nice tribute to your sister. And she's. You could tell, like, there's, like, a part of her that may be a little hardened, you know, like, she's a strong woman. And then she's like. She kind of breaks down a little bit when she's like, you know, having a family is the best thing I ever did. Right. I got to say, I was choked up.

[Dolores]

Well, she was also talking about how Kyle would have been 40 years old and she's sure she would have had a family by now. And all these things, she would have coached him. Yeah. And I mean, she's pressuring Austin a little bit to start a family and also admitting he might not be meant to have kids. I mean, it made me sad, because also, as much as the parents suffer, so did Austin and his sister I

[Teddy]

was thinking that and I was thinking that that may have, you know, taken its toll to now.

[Dolores]

Right.

[Teddy]

And this may be a problem because he's sitting there and he's telling his mother. He's like, any one of my friends would literally drop my pants for this girl. She's perfect for me and she is, she loves him.

[Dolores]

He's scared. I think he's scared. I think of what he lived through at such a young age has traumatized him.

[Teddy]

So do you feel that that could be. And he needs to, he needs to address that. But if that's the case or he needs to find out. But do you think he's almost self sabotaging his relationship by talking to Sally? Maybe he's not like more into Sally because how could you be?

[Dolores]

I think it's deep. I mean, after seeing this scene, I think it's deeper with him than we

[Teddy]

actually know and maybe more than he actually knows.

[Dolores]

Yeah.

[Teddy]

Because it seems that he's kind of shooting himself in the foot with this relationship where at this stage of his life that he, you know, maybe he's sabotaging a few relationships right now in his life. You know, this trauma manifests at any time in your life. Any of our trauma can come in at any time. We never see it coming. Like, you don't, you don't know when that tsunami is going to hit because of the underlining earthquake in your life. You just don't know when it's coming

[Dolores]

and don't know when it's going to hit. I'm actually dealing with that with one of my kids right now.

[Teddy]

Right. And it's not easy, but you have to recognize, is this what it is? Is this coming, coming back now to get to me? So you could tell the worry in his mother's face saying, don't pass up a good thing because you'll be sorry in the end. Right.

[Dolores]

She's given that little nudge to. You know what? Think about it. Just think about it.

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[Teddy]

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[Teddy]

This is Special Agent Regal, Special Agent Bradley Hall.

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[Dolores]

mini driver, the Irish traveler said when I was 16. You're going to have a terrible time with men.

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[Dolores]

He really has taught me to embrace people sleeping in different rooms, on different houses, in different places, but just an embracing of the isness of it all.

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[Dolores]

Moving on to Craig and Charlie's oyster date.

[Teddy]

This date was the never ending date. And how like. But how savvy. Because, you know, oysters are an aphrodisiac.

[Dolores]

I know. I was about the whole time did that take part?

[Teddy]

And I mean, I don't get horny after I eat oysters. I love oysters. Maybe I don't eat enough.

[Narrator/Host (FBI/Spy related)]

I don't know.

[Teddy]

I don't know.

[Dolores]

But you know, Craig's saying he flirts like a teenager. We're like, yes, we all see that. Craig.

[Teddy]

I could tell. I can absolutely tell how a girl could fall for him with the way he talks to her. He's like, oh, you're so cute. Oh, standing there, she's like, what are you laughing for? Because you're so cute. Every girl wants to be called cute, by the way. So call me cute. And that's a panic.

[Dolores]

You're so cute.

[Narrator/Host (FBI/Spy related)]

Right?

[Dolores]

Well, Charlie talks about. Thank you. Really?

[Teddy]

You're so petite.

[Dolores]

Oh, I'm little. Oh my God. Charlie talks about her ex. She says that she has a tendency to become codependent.

[Teddy]

Is that something you want? Code for five stage clinger. I guess he's gonna worry about it when this.

[Dolores]

I think he's the same way.

[Teddy]

Maybe, but. But I think he's gonna worry about it when he's like right now he just wants a banger.

[Dolores]

But he says to her the most unbankable thing he should have said that he's never gone, he's never gone on a date without someone he hasn't slept with first. I mean, is that a Flex.

[Teddy]

No, I was in the bathroom for that one, too. I did have to pee a lot yesterday. Not poo.

[Dolores]

Pay run, Charlie run.

[Teddy]

Red flag, Right? So does that mean Paige slept with him before their first date?

[Dolores]

I don't know.

[Teddy]

Well, in my era.

[Dolores]

Well, they say he's a liar.

[Teddy]

Back in my world, okay, in us growing up, if you slept with a guy on the first date, you were a. And you would not become his girlfriend. Probably in my neighborhood. Like, you just don't. And you always lied about the number. If he asked you how many. It's always three. It's always three. 25.

[Dolores]

It's three.

[Teddy]

You're my third.

[Dolores]

Oh, my God. I can't remember. Let me count. Maybe three.

[Teddy]

Three. Yeah, right.

[Dolores]

Oh, God. So the boys go to dinner for Austin's birthday. Austin and I know, but how about Austin and Craig admitted to becoming friends to piss off Shep?

[Teddy]

That was so funny.

[Dolores]

They're fighting over Shep.

[Teddy]

Wait, can I just say one thing?

[Dolores]

Yes.

[Teddy]

That food looks so good. And they were running up that production bell. Like, they must have some budget over there. But why is everything in the south so much nicer than New Jersey? Like, you have to understand where I live. Tamara, I don't know how often you come to New Jersey, but I've never

[Dolores]

been to New Jersey.

[Teddy]

The food is so good. Wherever they are, everything's clean. Every. Every house is decorated beautifully. It's just so nice. Everyone's good looking, everyone's dressed well. Everybody. Every guy has.

[Dolores]

I love the aesthetic of everything. Like, as a town, of the houses and the porches and I've been. I love that look. Love.

[Teddy]

It's so beautiful. It's on my bucket list.

[Dolores]

But I would love to go in

[Teddy]

whatever steakhouse they were in. I want to go, like, so good. Anyway, sorry. I got off that because I was hungry after I watched it.

[Dolores]

I wanted to punch Craig this one time when he says to Austin that he doesn't want to hurt Charlie if he ends up not liking her. Don't think of yourself that. Like, you're that big of a deal.

[Teddy]

What she doesn't like about that now? Because he wasn't thinking about it when he was in the hot tub with Sally. Well, he was five in the morning because he knew that she liked him,

[Dolores]

but he must not like her for him to even say that.

[Teddy]

Well, he doesn't trust himself. No, he doesn't trust himself. He's on. He's on the Brokenhearted, the Wounded Bird tour.

[Dolores]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Teddy]

Like, I'm. I'm in destruction mode. I'm going to leave a path of destruction because Paige the Sorbo broke my heart.

[Dolores]

Was it Austin that said, what if she doesn't like you? Why are you so sure of yourself?

[Teddy]

I loved that he is sure of himself because, listen, he's cute. A lot of girls like him. A lot of girls go for him. But at Bravo Con, and he looks great. His hair is beautiful. But at Bravo county told me he was. He was in a nice relationship for a while. We don't know who it is. Yeah, we don't know. Do we know who it is?

[Dolores]

I have no idea.

[Teddy]

I've been in a relationship for a while now, and I really am happy.

[Dolores]

Huh.

[Teddy]

It was like, kind of like giving the girl props for him. Like he was giving the girl his relationship credit for being looking so good and being so happy and dressed well. And the Bravocon before this, they looked every day like they rolled out of bed. They had crinkled up because they were

[Dolores]

probably so drunk and I.

[Teddy]

They were so banged up, they didn't even brush their hair.

[Dolores]

They kind of polished up. Don't you think? Austin looks like he's getting pretty intoxicated in this episode. I mean, it is his birthday party. He is 38 years old, and he looks to me in his eyes, drinking that, he's getting a little too buzzed because he's getting like, it's going to south fast. Fast.

[Teddy]

It is going south.

[Dolores]

Yeah. So Austin tells Craig what Sally said. Austin called Craig called Austin his enemy. Craig gets angry because he thinks that Austin is obsessed with talking about Craig's issues. Austin's being hard on Craig, really hard to the point where even Shep is like, nah, we're not doing this.

[Teddy]

Whitney said apologize to him. He started. Yeah.

[Dolores]

And then Craig says that in the five years, Austin hasn't done anything with his life.

[Teddy]

That's fighting words, right? Like, Craig always goes like A. Like 10 steps lower. Austin starts it.

[Dolores]

Yeah.

[Teddy]

Started a couple times this season. Yeah. The last fight they got in, he kind of started it.

[Dolores]

Well, because.

[Teddy]

Yeah, that at the party said something to him. What the hell was it? But whatever it was, it ignited Craig's little tantrum. He gets under his skin. I don't know why. It's. It's just seems like another relationship that Austin's kind of sabotaging.

[Dolores]

Well, Craig said Austin is a different person when he films, but I'm wondering if it's maybe the other way around.

[Teddy]

I think that it's a hate love relationship. And I think that you want the truth. I've seen friends like this with me and they like, hold on to words. They hold on to things you say and do and you don't even realize, like, they're gonna hold it against you down the road. They really don't like you. You know what, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think Austin likes Craig.

[Dolores]

I don't think they like each other. I don't think this fight's been going on for seasons, seasons and seasons and seasons. Like, enough is enough. When I'm like, I think they certainly

[Teddy]

don't like each other. Right.

[Dolores]

But when I am siding with Shep and Whitney, we got problems.

[Teddy]

Well, that's the thing. So, yeah, I. I think that they're at the pinnacle of their relationship and it's going to be. It's a heated rivalry, right? Mm.

[Dolores]

Well, we did get the mid season trailer at the end. It looks way more explosive than we've seen all season.

[Teddy]

That's why I'm saying, like the coming attractions are letting us know that it's gonna get good. And sometimes it does. Sometimes thing have a. Things have a slow start. Sometimes things start off like with a bang and then they die off. Sometimes, you know, it could go either way. So this season seems to be like, you know, it's gonna get really good now towards the end, which I always like because you always. You're only as good as your last scene. That's how I feel.

[Dolores]

Do you think they're gonna cover? Well, of course they will. But I don't know if it happens in the right falls in the right timing. But Madison having her baby,

[Teddy]

I don't know. I mean, they would should bring cameras back up for that. I remember most housewives that are most Bravo celebrities that are pregnant, they do follow the birth. Like remember Jacqueline Teresa?

[Narrator/Host (Sixth Bureau)]

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[Teddy]

Who else? Phaedra.

[Dolores]

Yeah, I hope so. So thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of two T's in a Pod and we'll see you tomorrow.

[Teddy]

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