Two Ts In A Pod: "Get a New Job" (RHOC Recap)

Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp & Tamra Judge
Episode Date: September 8, 2025
Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod (iHeartPodcasts)

Overview

In this lively RHOC Season 19, Episode 9 recap, Teddi Mellencamp and her co-host (with Tamra off and a guest filling in as "Erika Jayne") break down the latest Orange County Housewives drama. The episode is packed with classic Housewives beefs—old and new—ranging from Slade Smiley’s employment history, never-ending feuds, shifting alliances, rumors of cast shake-ups, and husbands getting too involved. The "Two Ts" don’t hold back, delivering sharp, often hilarious commentary and giving listeners the inside scoop on behind-the-scenes dynamics and what might lie ahead for the cast.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Gretchen vs. Tamra & The Slade Smiley Saga

• The hosts delve into Gretchen's claims that Tamra is to blame for Slade’s unemployment after appearing on the show.
• Teddi disputes this, emphasizing that Slade’s issues (not paying child support, past arrests) were public knowledge (05:08–06:50).
• Quote:

  “Slade, get a new job or get a job. But... if this is what’s going on, you know?”
  —Co-host (07:19)

• They agree the feud is stale and question why it still gets airtime.

2. Men in Housewives: Too Involved?

• Commentary around men like Slade and Katie’s husband Matt being “too invested” in the Housewives’ drama (13:17–14:13).
• Quote:

  “The men are the accessory to the women. This is a show about women…and their relationships. Men are simply ornaments here.”
  —Co-host (08:16)

• The hosts express annoyance at the recurring theme of over-involved husbands and boyfriends.

3. The Katie & Kiki Monique Situation

• Discussion about Katie’s admissions regarding sharing information with blogger Kiki Monique, but denying she leaked key details (08:38–09:15; 22:03–22:24).
• The hosts are bemused by the ongoing game of “who said what to whom,” and urge Katie (and others) to stop confiding in bloggers.

4. Polygraphs & Producer Manipulation

• The reliability of polygraph tests is debated, with the suggestion that they're not a “perfect science,” especially if “paid actors” are involved (10:08–10:50).
• Quote:

  “The whole show’s a setup, you fool! What part of this are you just coming to realize?”
  —Co-host (24:36)

• The hosts poke fun at how contrived dramatic storylines can feel.

5. Cast Alliances & Exclusions

• Several women refuse to film with Katie, raising questions about her fate on the show (23:03–23:22; 41:06–41:21).
• Speculation over a potential cast shake-up, with Britt (Gina’s ex’s wife) floated as possibly joining.

6. Gina, Britt, and Heart Attack Storyline

• Gina’s positive co-parenting with her ex and his new wife Britt highlighted, especially Britt’s support after Matt’s heart attack (22:31–24:24).
• Quote:

  “It’s a very modern way of taking care of things…if you can move on and be peaceful, fabulous.”
  —Co-host (24:04)

7. Emily’s Family Struggles

• A tender segment about Emily’s family, with the hosts expressing concern and sympathy for her as she copes with her son’s and husband’s issues (26:07–26:57).
• Quote:

  “I know Emily's in a lot of pain and I just feel badly for her. I suck so bad.”
  —Co-host (26:34)

8. Showdowns, Apologies, and “Old News”

• Tamra and Gretchen finally confront decades-old grievances. Gretchen demands another apology for Tamra’s “deadbeat dad” comments about Slade (38:23–38:47).
• Both hosts agree it's time to move on:

  “Now let's never ever talk about it again, right. Like it's dead and buried.”
  —Co-host (38:47)

9. Breakup Stories & Group Dynamics

• The cast shares breakup stories to cheer up Shannon’s daughter Sophie, providing a rare, lighter moment (39:45–40:09).

10. Mid-Season Trailer & What’s Next

• Teasing future drama: drinking allegations, Amsterdam trip, more alliances dissolving, and Katie’s ejection from group events (40:09–41:10).

11. Meta Commentary on Housewives & Audience

• The hosts reflect on why, despite the pettiness and repetition, the show remains addictive:

  “We bitch about it, but yet we still watch it again.”
  —Co-host (42:14)

Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

• On Slade’s Unemployment
  • “I'm not being shady to Slade. It's just if this is what's going on…Get a new job or get a job.” (07:19)
• On Blogging vs Journalism
  • “I'm not a blogger…I mean, we’re over here gossiping on the fucking internet.” (09:35–10:02)
• On Polygraphs
  • “If you clench your— I think it’s your butthole—while you’re taking a lie detector test, you’ll pass.” (36:09)
• On Housewives Men
  • “It's a girl's world…Men are simply ornaments here.” (08:16)
  • “They [the men] want the orange. I mean, they want to hold the orange.” (13:54)
• On the Cast’s Beef
  • “It’s not good. You don’t get a pass. Do not get a pass.” (28:54)
• On Resolution
  • “Give us a break. The skipping and holding hands…Cheesy. Shannon doesn't think it'll last. And I don’t either. Shannon, I agree with you.” (39:35–39:45)

Key Timestamps

• Gretchen/Slade/Tamra Feud: 04:45–08:38
• Katie and Kiki Drama: 08:38–10:50, 22:03–22:24
• Jen, Tamra, and Heather Lunch: 24:24–25:39
• Emily Family Segment: 26:07–26:57
• Britt, Gina, & Matt’s Heart Attack: 22:31–24:24
• Gretchen & Tamra Showdown: 36:03–38:23
• Breakup Stories for Sophie: 39:45–40:09
• Mid-season Trailer & Katie's Fate: 40:09–41:21
• Meta-audience Reflection: 42:12–42:32

Conclusion

This episode perfectly captures what fans love (and love to hate) about Real Housewives recaps: sharp-tongued humor, irreverent gossip, brutal honesty, and a healthy dose of self-awareness about the repetitive, often ridiculous cycle of reality TV drama. Teddi and her guest deliver a breezy, brutally honest account of the week in RHOC, highlighting why viewers—and podcasters—just can’t look away, even when the storyline is circling the same drain.

For anyone who missed the episode, this recap gives a thorough sense of the personalities, drama, and behind-the-scenes tea discussed—no blogger credentials required.