Two Ts In A Pod: "Giving Wet Noodle" (RHOM Recap)

Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Episode Date: August 15, 2025

Episode Overview

This lively episode finds Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge jumping into a detailed recap of the latest Real Housewives of Miami (RHOM) episode, peppered with their signature banter. The Two Ts dish on the drama, relationships, and cast antics, while also recapping the just-dropped Salt Lake City trailer and sharing personal updates, Housewives-style. The tone is playful, brutally honest, and self-aware—just what fans love.

Salt Lake City Season 6 Trailer Chat (04:38–07:11)

• Costume Commentary: Both hosts immediately note the extravagant, “costumey” look of SLC’s new trailer.

  • “Very costumey.” – Tamra (04:46)
  • “Lots of costumes, lots of, like, performances…” – Tamra (04:49)

• Cast/Relationship Dynamics:

  • Mary’s family struggles and friendship fracture with Angie stand out.
    • Mary: “You’re no longer a sister to me.” Angie: “No, you’re not. Find another one.” (05:32)
  • Lisa’s marital issues and talk of rebuilding trust; a possible "mystery man."
  • All cast members seem headed for turbulence except Heather.

• Notable Moment:

  • Flashbacks to Teddi DMing Captain Jason from Below Deck and a hilarious misunderstanding about emoji use (07:11).
    • “I, like, sent him, like, a death... a death emoji or something.” – Tamra (07:36)
    • “Because I didn’t send the skull emoji, that’s what it was!” – Teddi (07:47)

Real Housewives of Miami: S7E11 Deep Dive

Marisol & Stephanie’s “Big Head” Comment (08:10–09:15)

• Marisol asks Alexia about her fight with Stephanie over calling her “big-headed.”
• The hosts clarify the intended ego-dig but riff on the joke about head size.
• “She's trying to make a joke of it. Everything's... she's trying always to be...” – Teddi (08:48)

Stephanie’s “A Lot” Personality (09:15–09:22)

• Teddi and Tamra debate Stephanie’s “a lot” personality.
• Tamra points out: “She’s great for a newbie.” (09:20)
• Teddi notes Stephanie doesn’t have girlfriends to “check her.”
  • “She has no one to check her and kind of put her in her place.” – Teddi (09:22)

Miami After OC Timeslot Switch (09:33–10:09)

• Announcement that RHOM will now air right after OC, making recapping a hustle for the podcasters.

Lisa’s Tardiness & St. Barts Confusion (10:09–11:04)

• The hosts poke fun at Lisa’s excuse about “divorce business” in St. Barts and speculate she was really just vacationing.
  • “I think she was just on vacation, probably.” – Teddi (10:37)
  • “Does she get her taxes done in Bali?” – Tamra (10:48)

Flamenco Dress Shopping & Marisol’s Personality (11:04–12:15)

• The women hit up a dress shop; Tamra humorously mispronounces “flamenco.”
• Stephanie claims Marisol mimics Alexia’s personality, which both hosts disagree with.
  • “The girls are working overtime to try break up Alexia and Marisol's friendship, which I'm like, guys, it's probably not gonna happen.” – Teddi (12:03)

Larsa’s OnlyFans Antics (12:15–13:03)

• Larsa licks ice cream in a suggestive way in her confessional.
• “Marisol is pure comedy to me. She's so funny.” – Tamra (12:28)
• Quick debate about Larsa’s continued OnlyFans presence.

Kiki’s Family Struggles (18:56–20:03)

• Kiki opens up about helping Haitian relatives immigrate and receiving death threats.
  • “My heart is breaking for Kiki. I know she wants to help her family, but she can't.” – Tamra (19:52)
• Alexia is praised as a “girl’s girl” for noticing Kiki’s distress.
  • “She is a girl's girl. She is a good friend.” – Tamra (19:26)
• Teddi wishes the cast pressed Alexia about Todd as much as they do Lisa about Lenny.

Larsa & Lisa: Instagram “Unfollow” Drama (20:42–24:19)

• Larsa demands Lisa unfollow Marcus, “or we’re not friends.” Lisa deflects.
  • “Lisa said, I need to collect my thoughts. I need a moment. Also known as I need to find a reason why I haven't unfollowed him.” – Tamra (21:12)
• Lisa calls Larsa a “groupie,” sparking a side chat on what “groupie” really means.
  • “I just don’t see Larsa hanging out at ball games, waiting amongst all the other girls...” – Tamra (22:03)
• Power struggle subtext acknowledged: “You're not the boss of me.” – Teddi (22:41)

Lisa Taking Notes on Insults (23:31–24:03)

• Tamra jokes that Lisa jotting down insults is super relatable: “She’s like, I can’t be bothered with caring what you have to say about me.” – Teddi (23:44)

Julia’s Failed Pot-Stirring (24:19–25:21)

• Julia is criticized for trying to stir drama but only coming off awkward.
  • “She gives thirsty like she gets wet noodle.” – Teddi (24:33)
  • “It’s not your personality. So stop trying to do it. Just be yourself. Because she’s... she’s looking dumb. I’m sorry I said it.” – Tamra (24:33)

Jody’s Texting and “Predator” Comment (25:51–27:08)

• Lisa’s boyfriend Jody is texting Larsa long, novel-length messages; Larsa blocks him.
  • “I think the fact that Jody is getting involved in this at all… needs to stop.” – Teddi (25:56)
  • “He was probably on a roll…” – Teddi (26:44)
  • “I just couldn’t imagine Eddie ever doing something like that ever, ever, ever.” – Tamra (27:09)

Lisa’s Court Papers & Organization Issues (27:14–28:15)

• Lisa uses a legal emergency as an excuse to leave a confrontation—no one really believes her.
  • “I have a feeling she put it off… fly by the seat of your pants.” – Teddi (27:44)

Dinner Drama, Larsa Storms Out (28:21–28:52)

• Larsa says she’s “done” and threatens to leave—unclear if she means the evening or the trip.
  • “She was pulling a Tamra—‘I’m going home.’” – Teddi (28:52)

Hypothetical Besties & Cast Preferences (28:52–29:54)

• Tamra names Stephanie as her would-be bestie on RHOM: “I like her sense of humor. I like her no nonsense. She doesn’t butter things up.” – Tamra (29:11)
• Teddi jokes that Larsa would be jealous.

Personal Life Updates & Housewives Gossip (33:51–43:45)

• Teddi plans a solo "change of scenery" getaway:

  • "Do we think I'm going to be sad, or I'm gonna be happy?" – Teddi (34:17)

• Both discuss kids' summer breaks and back-to-school dates (36:03).

• Tamra shares she's going to Yamava casino for her husband's grandma's 100th birthday. There will be matching family T-shirts (36:39–37:41).

  • “We've never done stuff like that, so I think it'll be fun.” – Tamra (37:41)

• Discussion of travel plans, busy filming schedules, and exhaustion from filming/press (39:08–39:50).

Upcoming Housewives Seasons (39:54–41:04)

• Brief talk about Salt Lake City returning September 16 and possibly trying out The Real Housewives of London for recap.
  • “Let’s re-crap quality, not quantity.” – Teddi (40:48)
• Teddi expresses missing “the Valley” series already.

Xanax, Filming Anxiety & “Askew” Eyes (41:42–43:43)

• Tamra admits to taking Xanax during tough OC filming times:
  • “After you were diagnosed, I was living on Xanax.” – Tamra (42:18)
  • “I mixed it with alcohol... That was a no. I don't remember any of it.” – Tamra (43:34)
• Teddi and Tamra joke about how it affected her face on air:
  • “There's something askew with the way that Tamra's face looks.” – Teddi (43:02)

Fan Gossip: Returns, Tag-wearing, and Out-of-Order Scenes (44:03–45:31)

• Fans speculate on outfits’ tags and whether cast returns clothes ("she leaves the tags on and then returns it").
  • “People are so—I didn't put it together that way. I was just like, oh. One and done.” – Teddi (45:10)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “[Stephanie] doesn’t have a lot of girlfriends because maybe... she has no one to check her and kind of put her in her place.” – Teddi (09:22)
• “She gives thirsty like she gets wet noodle.” – Teddi (24:33)
• “I can't be bothered with caring what you have to say about me.” – Teddi impersonating Lisa (23:44)
• “After you were diagnosed, I was living on Xanax.” – Tamra (42:18)
• “Let’s re-crap quality, not quantity.” – Teddi (40:48)

Episode Highlights by Timestamp

• Salt Lake City Trailer Talk: 04:38–07:11
• RHOM Recap begins: 08:04
• Kiki’s Family Drama: 18:56–20:18
• Larsa vs. Lisa Instagram Feud: 20:42–24:19
• Julia as Pot-Stirrer / Wet Noodle: 24:19–25:21
• Jody’s Over-involvement: 25:51–27:08
• Teddi’s Solo Trip / Life Updates: 33:51–36:16
• Tamra’s Family Birthday at Casino: 36:39–37:41
• Xanax, Stress & Filming: 41:42–43:43

Overall Tone & Takeaway

The Two Ts serve up hilarious, relatable, and honest takes on Housewives drama—equal parts critical, empathetic, and light-hearted. The episode is peppered with self-deprecating humor, candid admissions about friendship politics, Housewives production, and even their own struggles off-screen. This “filler” RHOM episode recap is kept fast-moving and fun thanks to their rapport and genuine fandom for the franchise.

If you missed the episode, this summary covers all the drama, cast dynamics, and highlights of both RHOM and upcoming Housewives news—with plenty of signature Tea.