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Teddi Mellencamp
Two teas in a Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Tamara Judge
Hey, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two T's in a Pod. Myself and Dolores. Hello. How's the jet lag?
Teddi Mellencamp
Hello. It sucks. You know, I was up at like 3:30 and 4, and I'll be tired by 7, and I am leaving here to go down the shore to a fundraiser and then to my son and then to a party.
Tamara Judge
Oh, my God. You busy girl.
Teddi Mellencamp
So I am going to be so tired.
Tamara Judge
Little off today. Filmed late last night, then got in bed and my mind was racing so I didn't get any sleep.
Teddi Mellencamp
See, this is the. The behind the scenes that people don't see.
Tamara Judge
Mm. So I got a knot in my stomach. My head hurts. I didn't sleep. I'm not good on no sleep, so. Well, let's start off with Summer House Season 9, Episode 9.
Teddi Mellencamp
I watched it while I was unpacking.
Tamara Judge
Okay, which thing? Okay. Everyone's driving to the Hamptons for the weekend. Paige and Lindsay are. Are going together. Paige jokes she was raised by Lindsay Hubbard because she's taken her approach of never admitting when she's wrong. If Paige is learning from Lindsay, we're in for a long season of delusional. Delusion and denial. Right.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, you know, I love the strength of them. I really do. And you know something we don't get on ours is. Is the camaraderie. Like, they really stick together for each other, even if they've gotten into fights, even if she, you know, she says, like, her and I were not friends. We did not get along. And we know that they didn't. But here they are. And here she's actually giving her credit, saying, I look up to her. What I hated about her once before, I want to be like, now. I don't want to owe anyone anything. I'm not Apologizing, I'm unapologetic and fuck off. So, you know, see how things can turn.
Tamara Judge
I know things can turn on these shows. Lindsey's emotions are all over the place. She's prepared to take them out on Carl this week. Weekend. She's upset thinking, this is what I don't understand. Like, she's upset thinking that he text her or whatever DM'd her like when they were dating or engaged, but yet she keeps saying she's moved on, but. And she's pregnant, but she clearly has not moved on.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, we were, we were kind of like saying, you know, is this. We're doing a show or like, is. Is this. You know, I felt a little bit of that. But maybe, you know, she. She's not one to shy away from feeling the way she acts about the way she feels about something either. So. So that reaction, I was like, would I have had that reaction?
Tamara Judge
No, no.
Teddi Mellencamp
But he handled it like a gentleman.
Tamara Judge
Oh God, he did. And we'll get into that.
Teddi Mellencamp
Let me just tell you. I. I haven't. I liked him, but I really like him now.
Tamara Judge
Yeah. So Jesse and Lexi are driving together after the kickball game. Lexi went home and said she cried for two days. She's willing to forgive Jesse this one time, but if he messes up again, she's got a two strike. You're out. In Jesse's confessional, he's saying he wasn't 100% sure he wanted Lexi to meet his parents. And then they went ahead and went through it. I just felt like that was like, why are you saying this? Are you trying to embarrass this girl or what?
Teddi Mellencamp
When you date a fuckboy during the summer, this is what you get, right? You never, you shouldn't be with the fuckboy anyway. But then now you're going to date him during the summer. You are asking for a heartache and trouble. That is it.
Tamara Judge
I have a funny story yesterday about the word fuck boy. So Eddie had no idea what it meant.
Teddi Mellencamp
And he. It's self explanatory.
Tamara Judge
Well, he said something like, oh, something about fuck or something. And he goes, well, I'm a fuck boy. Like, meaning like I'm his. I'm his. I go, do you know what that means?
Teddi Mellencamp
He goes, he's so innocent.
Tamara Judge
I know. And he goes, well, because you've f me. And I go, no, that means you f A. You're like a douche. Like you're fucking everything. He's like, oh, I take that back. I didn't know what it Meant Eddie.
Teddi Mellencamp
Watch what you consult with Tamra before you call yourself something.
Tamara Judge
It's so fun. He's so naive on things. It's like, huh? What?
Teddi Mellencamp
Naive?
Tamara Judge
Oh, my God. So moving on, Jesse and Lexi are portraying their relationship in a very different light. Jesse told west he was bullied into Lexi meeting his parents. Lexi brings up that the flirting allegations between Sierra and Jesse in front of Sierra, but says she seems she sees them as brother and sister. Now everybody in their confessional is like, brother and sister, like, and they do all these flashbacks. But did you notice Sierra didn't. She's like, I don't know about that girl.
Teddi Mellencamp
She didn't back down.
Tamara Judge
No. She did not say, oh, no. We are like brother and sister.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, no, I wouldn't disrespect. She's like, that's how he is. When you're not around, do you feel.
Tamara Judge
Like Sierra flirts back with Jesse or treats him like a brother?
Teddi Mellencamp
No, no, no. There's a lot of heavy flirting. You know, it's not. Yeah, it's very free flirting there.
Tamara Judge
It's a lot of flirting.
Teddi Mellencamp
You know what it is? It's, it's, it's fun, but not when you're in a relationship.
Tamara Judge
Now.
Teddi Mellencamp
There has to be a level of respect for that person.
Tamara Judge
It's not a brother and sister. The only place Sierra and Jesse would be brother and sister is maybe on White Lotus.
Teddi Mellencamp
Guess I haven't watched that yet. But guess what? After 15, my brother explained to me because, you know, Gabby had a best friend when she was 15. He goes after 13. Dolores, they're not friends anymore. And you know, every boyfriend will tell you unless your best friend is gay, he wants to like, be with you. Like, it's, it's human nature, right? Most likely.
Tamara Judge
Yep. Yep. Especially at that age.
Teddi Mellencamp
At that age and, you know, hormones are flying, it's just not conducive.
Tamara Judge
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Tamara Judge
Meanwhile, Carl went on a date with Lil and she brought him a lemon as a gift because he makes lemonade out of situation. He's really cute.
Teddi Mellencamp
I really do like little Lemon Lil. Lemon Lil. For now on.
Tamara Judge
I don't think we're going to see little Lemon Lil again.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, because he said it was cringe. Oh, she meant well. That's not like. You know what, Carl, I have to tell you, I mean, she's not the worst thing for you. I think you.
Tamara Judge
I agree. And she, for some reason, she reminds me of my daughter. Like she makes her clothes. She's got the bows in her hair. And my daughter always makes her friends things. If it's sandwiches or cookies or brings them things. Like she's always doing that. Just like her heart's so big and so she reminds me a lot of Sophia, this Lil. So I'm like, carl, that's not the.
Teddi Mellencamp
Worst thing for you right now. And if you're not attracted to her because she's a little like, you know, free spirit, whatever you want to call it, what you're not used to sometimes you. Maybe you should just be friends with this girl. I don't want to see you not be with this girl in your life. I think you may need somebody like that.
Tamara Judge
She's very sweet. But Lindsay does not think she's sweet. She calls her a homeworld whore.
Teddi Mellencamp
That was really not nice.
Tamara Judge
No, that was not nice.
Teddi Mellencamp
To say that about that girl. That girl, you know, of course she said it. She was overreacting.
Tamara Judge
But how is Lil. A homewrecker. If the house was already torn down.
Teddi Mellencamp
Because in her mind, she was. She was DMing her when they were together.
Tamara Judge
I don't know.
Teddi Mellencamp
I feel like she's like, oh, he started acting different, like, a week before we broke up. Yeah. But it didn't always mean it had something to do with somebody else.
Tamara Judge
Lil, she didn't have any proof. So why are you calling somebody a whore on national TV when you don't even have the proof?
Teddi Mellencamp
Because. No, because it was the way it was presented to her. Tamra. You know, they baited this girl. This girl was talking. She. You know, he met her parents. The girl wasn't lying. He met her parents. Oh, you mean last summer. Yeah, he met my parents last summer. But. But what it was was she didn't speak to him until October. So, you know, he got, like, hammered for something he really didn't do.
Tamara Judge
But.
Teddi Mellencamp
But it was instigated by the friends in the house. Get what I'm saying?
Tamara Judge
It usually is. So move on to the Shabbat dinner. It's being prepared and just.
Teddi Mellencamp
I just want to cut him a break, man. It was like, during the time is. He just opened up his thing. He's happy. He's. During the time his brother passed away. Like, he's really nice.
Tamara Judge
Like, he is nice. He really. You knew.
Teddi Mellencamp
You guys. They all knew what they were doing when they were throwing wood on the fire with Lindsay. But, hey, they're making a show, right?
Tamara Judge
Yeah. So Jesse collects everybody's phone. He's doing this Shabbat dinner. He does a Jewish prayer.
Teddi Mellencamp
That was a very nice dinner.
Tamara Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
I really appreciate what it. What it means, and. And I think that it's great. Put the phones away. What are you taking away from the week? What are you keeping from the week? It was really a beautiful thing.
Tamara Judge
Yep. So here they have all these conversations. Carl says he's not going to date Lil. That it just didn't work out. Lindsay has chosen her moment to freak out. She asked Carl a series of questions regarding Lil. And when.
Teddi Mellencamp
It's always around the dinner. It's always around the dinner table. Any show. I don't think I've ever gotten to really eat a good meal.
Tamara Judge
I remember when we were in Italy, especially on camera.
Teddi Mellencamp
Right, Right. First time. I meant I'm eating a good meal. Don't worry. But like, on camera, like, my first time in Italy, I couldn't wait to go. I'm in my late 40s. I'm just on the show. It's my first year Me and Siggy and Margaret and Danielle Staub and I'm just getting to eat the food in Italy for the first time. It gets here and next thing you know a big fight breaks out. Glass everywh cops come and I was like, you know, and that was. And since then, and every time since then, you know, when you're sitting down to eat, it's going to be a problem as you know, always.
Tamara Judge
So they start to get into a full blown fight. Carl tells Lindsay that he prays for her. Lindsay's calling him a liar. Jesse announces that he's just heard from God and he's okay with Carl grabbing his phone to show receipts. Carl grabs his phone and shows Lindsay the receipt and him dming Lil in October of 2023 after meeting her parents in August. What he said, exactly what he said. I'm so glad that he wasn't lying. He was able to show.
Teddi Mellencamp
And you know, Gabby, who, Gabby, the host of all this, who, who perpetrated all this with the running back, you know, was not there for this. He wasn't there.
Tamara Judge
I mean, do you, I mean I commend him for showing Lindsay that. But at this point where she's pregnant with another man's baby and all do just. Did he really need to do that now?
Teddi Mellencamp
Now let me tell you in New Jersey, let's just talk about how things would have went. Being spoken to like that, being accused and then saying prove it. How about go fuck yourself? Yeah, how about that? How about I don't have to show you anything. I mean the, the things that would have transpired in a different place. But he was so good about it. And then they're expecting her not to back down. When there's nowhere for her to go with it, she backs down. And then they're like, wow, her being pregnant was great. She backed down. What the hell is she supposed to do?
Tamara Judge
She has no legs to stand on. He didn't do anything wrong. She was over there calling Lil a and all these things and, and it. What? She didn't do anything.
Teddi Mellencamp
She did nothing wrong.
Tamara Judge
Nothing.
Teddi Mellencamp
Poor little Lil. And then all she does is bring a lemon. And, and it signifies like you've always made. She really thought about it. You've always made lemons out of lemonade or whatever the hell. Lemonade out of lemons. And he's like, oh, cringe bro. It's cringe. We understand it is cringe. But can you just see it differently?
Tamara Judge
Somebody else would, could have seen that differently. Like you said, somebody would have went, oh, how sweet and thoughtful.
Teddi Mellencamp
If he liked her.
Tamara Judge
If he liked her, he thought it would have been sweet and thoughtful.
Teddi Mellencamp
It just goes to show you, it's all in how you feel about somebody.
Tamara Judge
So after dinner, Amanda meets Paige and Cyr in her room. In their room. They talk about how weird Jesse and Lexi are downstairs. Lexi's with the boys. She tells Emeril he's on her shit list because of the toe stuff. Now, Lexi, how are you going to blame everybody? Toe sucking except for the actual toe sucker himself? Like, why are you blaming. Like, it's like, you know, how could.
Teddi Mellencamp
You even say that to him? You look like a damn ass fool.
Tamara Judge
Damn ass fool.
Teddi Mellencamp
You look like a fool. And like, stop it. Don't make excuses for him and blame other people. Like, you got to be kidding me. Emerald didn't even want him in the room. He wasn't invited.
Tamara Judge
Guess what?
Teddi Mellencamp
He wasn't invited.
Tamara Judge
He went in there, he made comments. I'm hard now and he's got his getting his toe sucked and you want to blame everybody else? No, that's not how it works.
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't think Emeril likes him. I don't think Emeril likes Jesse.
Tamara Judge
I don't. You're right. I think there's such polar opposite type of men.
Teddi Mellencamp
Because Emeril repeated, like, what happened. Yeah, Emeril repeated it. And Jesse was like, there was no. There was no boy.
Tamara Judge
There's no boy.
Teddi Mellencamp
It was a bro code, right?
Tamara Judge
No bro code.
Teddi Mellencamp
But. But it happened on camera. So, like, that goes out the window. But I don't think he invited him in. I don't think he wanted him in his room. It wasn't like a invitation. There's something in me that says Emerald doesn't approve the way Lexi's getting treated.
Tamara Judge
I agree with that. He sees right through him.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, because he's more mature.
Tamara Judge
Yeah. I mean, even though he's banging everything, even the couch in the living room, he. He knows what's up.
Teddi Mellencamp
The couch. Even the couch.
Tamara Judge
Yeah.
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Tamara Judge
So the next morning, Carl goes out to the backyard and starts crying because it's the anniversary of brother's passing, which is very sad. I forgot that his brother passed away. Lindsay always has been there for him to support him during this time and this year it's different and he's really feeling it. Back in 2021, Carl and Lindsay planted a tree in the Hamptons and honor his brother.
Teddi Mellencamp
And he went to the tree. It's nice to have that to go to.
Tamara Judge
Yeah. So he went and visited the tree. I love how Sierra knew something was wrong with Carl by noticing his bed wasn't made. It was a. It was a hard day for him.
Teddi Mellencamp
So Carl is. Makes his bed. He gets up. Well, that's part of. I think. I don't know if he was always a bed maker, but I. That may be a part of his program that he's in. Like, you start my day and you have the discipline and yeah, I mean, I feel really bad but you know, that goes to show you and you know, people who are in recovery, you have to be very careful that they don't relapse around these times when they're very emotional. And right now it's very important for his friends to come together for him to have no more added pressure. He is newly in recovery and these are the times where that creeps in. So I was so happy to see them all hug him. I was so happy to see them really rally around him. And I mean, I have chills but you know, Lindsay could have maybe waited a couple days before she did that, knowing what the next day was. It's her birthday, isn't it her birthday? So it did happen around her birthday. So it's really hard for her to forget at what point he's going through right now. Yeah, I think she hates him.
Tamara Judge
Yeah. Well, like you said. Well, Today Kyle's first DJing gig in the Hamptons is about to go down. There are a ton of girls at this outdoor bar. And Jesse tells Wes he's going to have to look for the both of them. Jesse also tells him that Lex birds got upset because he's still following girls on Instagram while being exclusive with her. So she doesn't want him following any girls. So he went and unfollowed and he's like, how does she know I'm following and unfollowing? How does she know this? Like, she's got a tight grip. But I loved when Paige said showing up at guys houses, like, yeah, like.
Teddi Mellencamp
You should be like, yeah. First of all, I feel like Lexi has handled all the shenanigans. Either she's. There's gotta be. There's something does. Is it she wants to be in this position or is she just waiting to eviscerate him? Is she, like, reeling him in to say, now that you like me, I'm gonna dump you? It's like, you know, you.
Tamara Judge
It's such a bizarre relationship, and she's gotta open her eyes up and say.
Teddi Mellencamp
She'S not that young.
Tamara Judge
I know she is, but he's not.
Teddi Mellencamp
She's going to watch what happens.
Tamara Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Once she feels like he's in and he likes her, she's going to cut the rope. I feel like. I think.
Tamara Judge
I think that rope has been cut for sure. Now Kyle's DJing. I mean, okay, bless his heart for doing it, and it's his passion, but it's like the most on brand midlife crisis I've ever seen. Sponsored by lover boy. Like, seriously, it's like, dude, what are you doing? What are you doing? He loves it.
Teddi Mellencamp
He's one. But this is his first time in the Hamptons.
Tamara Judge
But he's been doing dirt. Dirt.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, no. I know. Yeah. So. But this is. He's like, I've waited all this time I've been djing, djing to get to do this, and he's so excited. And his biggest fear is no one dancing. And it really looked like it went over well, and it was amazing and everybody was having a good time.
Tamara Judge
Maybe he'll be in Ibiza with Paris Hilton one day or.
Teddi Mellencamp
Or, yeah, or like black coffee or one of those. And he'll be the resident.
Tamara Judge
Oh, my God. Then Paige and Sierra step off to the side.
Teddi Mellencamp
Like, I almost want them to invite me to something.
Tamara Judge
Well. Well, we'll get that camera after we talk. Let's keep talking and see how many invitations we get.
Teddi Mellencamp
I mean, we're fair, though, no?
Tamara Judge
Yeah. We're so fair. Just ask us.
Teddi Mellencamp
Nobody asked.
Tamara Judge
I know. Then Paige and Sierra step off to the side and chat about the relation, her relationship with Craig. Paige is obviously unhappy. She doesn't understand why Craig won't move to New York with her since she's the breadwinner. And I'm sure he just loved that. How many times she said, I'm the bread?
Teddi Mellencamp
I was gonna say she probably said it about 500 times. If you didn't catch it the first time, you could catch it the second, third, and fourth time.
Tamara Judge
I know. It's like, why do you keep doing this? What is it really. Whatever. So do you think Craig doesn't want to leave Charleston because his main income isn't, you know, Southern charm? Is that his main income? Does he have his home?
Teddi Mellencamp
And you know what? At this point, he could leave with bells on. He could come and be the house guy and with the little maid's outfit on and follow her around her coffee cup all day.
Tamara Judge
Well, that's what I think she's getting sick of.
Teddi Mellencamp
There ain't a chance she's getting shit. She's gonna stay with this guy now. It's over. The spark is gone. The thrill is gone. I. I hear that in my head right now.
Tamara Judge
Sarah reminds Paige that she's given Craig the option to leave. But if she's unhappy, she should be the one to do that, right? If you're unhappy, leave.
Teddi Mellencamp
The wolves are howling.
Tamara Judge
They are howling, howling, howling. So Sierra asked if Paige still thinks Craig is her person, and she says she doesn't know.
Teddi Mellencamp
It's time. But listen, I mean, I looked up the girlfriend. He's doing good. He's doing good.
Tamara Judge
I just thought about this. We're seeing this reverse because we already saw them break up a month ago on, what do you call it? Southern charm. And now we're on Summer House and they're still dating. It's kind of a mind fuck a little bit. She needs to move on. She needs to tell him, like, I'm done. But she's doing it on national tv, which I guess makes good tv, right?
Teddi Mellencamp
Listen, I have to say yes. They're all bringing it. They're all bringing something. I'm learning a lot about this generation from watching Summer House. I know, like, a lot. You know, I have to thank them for that. It's given me great insight of what.
Tamara Judge
It is to what not to do world.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, just to be in. To be like I see. It's just so different, Tamara. Jesse would, you know, he would have had, like, his teeth knocked out. Knocked. That big, pearly white smile would be on the floor. There would be, like, all hell would be breaking loose. Like hell. And it's just handled so differently. The girls think they know their worth, and that's why. Listen, did you get your book? How to Giggle?
Tamara Judge
No, I just got it.
Teddi Mellencamp
I got home from Ireland and Hannah Burton. Me and Hannah are friends.
Tamara Judge
I don't know. I don't really know either one of the girls. But you know what I did get yesterday? I did get a housewife delivery.
Teddi Mellencamp
What?
Tamara Judge
I got Melissa Gorga's sprinkle coffee cake.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, I have that Downstairs. But you know what else that I got? That you have that Rebecca Minkoff. Who would hold that book up? Who would have thought.
Tamara Judge
Wait, yours is different.
Teddi Mellencamp
Mine's a heart. Because I called and yelled at her. I said, rebecca, how come Tamara got a book and I didn't get a book on my way to Ireland? So she sent it to me. I got it, and I cannot wait to read it. So we have these two to talk about. And where's your cake?
Tamara Judge
My cake is downstairs. I. We ate some of it last night. Is delicious. I posted on my social media.
Teddi Mellencamp
You know what? That's comfort. That's. That's comfort food right there.
Tamara Judge
Oh, yeah. I might go have some with my coffee.
Teddi Mellencamp
There you go.
Tamara Judge
Well, that was another great episode of Summer House. And I will talk to you on Monday or Tuesday. Right?
Teddi Mellencamp
I really. You know, Tamara, I have to tell you, I enjoy this so much.
Tamara Judge
I know. And you're so good at it, too. And I love our friendship. And I love this. I love it.
Teddi Mellencamp
I. I love it all.
Tamara Judge
Well, have a good day. Have fun at your event. Love you. Bye.
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Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp & Tamra Judge
Episode Title: Happy Wife, Happy Life? (Summer House Recap)
Release Date: April 11, 2025
The episode kicks off with hosts Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge sharing their personal struggles with jet lag and a hectic schedule, setting a relatable and personable tone for the listeners.
Tamra Judge:
“I got a knot in my stomach. My head hurts. I didn't sleep. I'm not good on no sleep, so.” [03:33]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“I was up at like 3:30 and 4, and I'll be tired by 7, and I am leaving here to go down the shore to a fundraiser and then to my son and then to a party.” [03:15]
This candid exchange not only humanizes the hosts but also builds anticipation for the in-depth Summer House recap to follow.
1. Driving to the Hamptons and Character Dynamics:
The hosts dive into the dynamics between key characters Paige and Lindsay as they embark on a weekend trip to the Hamptons.
Tamra Judge:
“Everyone's driving to the Hamptons for the weekend. Paige jokes she was raised by Lindsay Hubbard because she's taken her approach of never admitting when she's wrong.” [04:02]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“They really stick together for each other, even if they've gotten into fights... I look up to her. What I hated about her once before, I want to be like, now.” [04:27]
This segment highlights the evolving relationship between Paige and Lindsay, underscoring themes of admiration and personal growth despite past conflicts.
2. Emotional Turmoil and Pregnancy Reveal:
Lindsay's emotional state is a focal point, particularly her unresolved feelings towards Carl and her pregnancy.
Tamra Judge:
“She's upset thinking that he text her or whatever... she's pregnant, but she clearly has not moved on.” [05:07 - 05:33]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“She's not one to shy away from feeling the way she acts about the way she feels about something either.” [06:00]
The discussion reveals Lindsay's internal struggles and sets the stage for ensuing conflicts.
3. Jesse and Lexi's Relationship Struggles:
The tension between Jesse and Lexi intensifies, revealing cracks in their seemingly stable relationship.
Tamra Judge:
“Lexi went home and said she cried for two days. She's willing to forgive Jesse this one time, but if he messes up again, she's got a two strike. You're out.” [06:15]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“When you date a fuckboy during the summer, this is what you get, right?” [06:42]
These exchanges emphasize the fragility of Jesse and Lexi's relationship, forecasting potential upheavals.
4. Carl’s Dating and Lil’s Role:
Carl's new relationship with Lil introduces complications, leading to friction with Lindsay.
Tamra Judge:
“Carl went on a date with Lil and she brought him a lemon as a gift because he makes lemonade out of situations. He's really cute.” [14:10]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“She calls her a homeworld whore.” [15:22]
The derogatory remark directed at Lil sparks debate between the hosts about fairness and perception.
5. Shabbat Dinner and Conflict Resolution:
Jesse’s attempt to foster community through a Shabbat dinner inadvertently brings underlying tensions to the surface.
Tamra Judge:
“Jesse collects everybody's phone. He's doing this Shabbat dinner. He does a Jewish prayer.” [17:03]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“Put the phones away. What are you taking away from the week? What are you keeping from the week.” [17:12]
The hosts praise the meaningful intentions behind the dinner while acknowledging the resulting confrontations.
6. Carl’s Recovery and Emotional Support:
Carl's emotional vulnerability is explored, highlighting his journey through grief and recovery.
Teddi Mellencamp:
“People who are in recovery, you have to be very careful that they don't relapse around these times when they're very emotional.” [26:34]
Tamra Judge:
“Sierra knew something was wrong with Carl by noticing his bed wasn't made. It was a hard day for him.” [26:34]
This discussion underscores the importance of supportive relationships in times of personal struggle.
1. Analyzing Conflict Handling:
Teddi and Tamra compare the mature handling of conflicts in Summer House to other reality shows, appreciating the calm and respectful resolutions.
2. Personal Stories and Humor:
The hosts share light-hearted moments, such as Tamra’s encounter with the term “fuck boy,” adding humor and relatability.
3. Character Judgments and Predictions:
The hosts critically evaluate character actions and predict future developments, particularly focusing on Lexi and Jesse's turbulent relationship.
4. Banter and Personal Touches:
Teddi and Tamra engage in playful banter about their own lives, such as receiving books and coffee cakes from other shows, maintaining an entertaining and engaging atmosphere.
As the episode nears its end, Teddi and Tamra reflect on the complexities of the relationships depicted in Summer House.
Tamra Judge:
“It's such a bizarre relationship, and she's gotta open her eyes up and say.” [28:59]
Teddi Mellencamp:
“Listen, I have to say yes. They're all bringing it. I'm learning a lot about this generation from watching Summer House.” [32:33]
The hosts express their enjoyment of the podcast and anticipation for future episodes.
Teddi Mellencamp:
“I enjoy this so much.” [34:46]
Tamra Judge:
“I love our friendship. And I love this. I love it.” [34:51]
The episode concludes on a warm note, highlighting the hosts' camaraderie and their commitment to providing insightful and entertaining recaps.
Lindsay's Assertiveness:
“I’m unapologetic and fuck off.” [04:27]
Critique of Lil:
“She calls her a homeworld whore.” [15:22]
Conflict Handling Praise:
“It's handled so differently.” [32:55]
Tamra on Fairness:
“She has no legs to stand on.” [20:34]
Advice on Unhappiness:
“If you're unhappy, leave.” [31:50]
In this episode of Two Ts In A Pod, Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge offer a comprehensive and engaging recap of Summer House Season 9, Episode 9. Through their insightful analysis, humorous anecdotes, and relatable personal stories, they provide listeners with a rich understanding of the episode's key moments, character dynamics, and underlying themes. Notably, their candid discussions about relationships, conflict resolution, and personal growth resonate deeply, making the podcast both entertaining and informative for fans and newcomers alike.