Holiday Gift Guide: Housewife Edition

Summary

Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge Episode Summary: Holiday Gift Guide: Housewife Edition Release Date: December 23, 2024
Host: iHeartPodcasts

In this festive episode of Two Ts In A Pod, hosts Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge unwrap a special Holiday Gift Guide: Housewife Edition, delving into a curated selection of products perfect for the modern housewife. With their signature blend of humor and candid conversation, Teddi and Tamra explore a variety of gifts, from gourmet treats to innovative beauty products, ensuring listeners are well-equipped to delight their loved ones this holiday season.

1. Melissa Gorga Sprinkle Cookies

The episode kicks off with Tamra expressing her disappointment at forgetting to bring Melissa Gorga's signature sprinkle cookies to the recording.

Tamra: "I'm so bummed because I forgot to bring my Melissa Gorga sprinkle cookies." ([03:00])

Despite the oversight, she enthusiastically describes the cookies, highlighting their delectable texture and taste.

Tamra: "They are so good. They're about that thick. They are soft. They're cake-like. They taste amazing." ([03:13])

Teddi inquires about the price, and Tamra shares that a dozen cookies cost around $30, beautifully packaged with a magnetic box.

Tamra: "I highly recommend them." ([03:37])

2. Harry's Famous Sauce - Rosemary Red Vine

Transitioning to savory options, the hosts review Harry's Rosemary Red Vine sauce. Tamra candidly shares her reservations about rosemary in bread, while Teddi appreciates the flavor and suggests pairing it with meat sauce and cheese.

Tamra: "I'm not a fan of rosemary in general, especially in bread. I cannot really..." ([03:58])

Teddi: "It's yummy. I would add meat sauce, some cheese, and a little Parmesan." ([04:21])

Tamra notes the sauce's health-conscious attributes, including being gluten-free and keto-friendly, making it a versatile gift choice.

Tamra: "It's 70 calories. Gluten-free, vegetarian, no added salt, keto-friendly—it's healthy." ([04:29])

3. Crystals Coconut Water - Quenches Your Thirst

Next, they explore Crystals Coconut Water, praised for its organic, pure composition and hydrating properties.

Tamra: "Crystals. I think it's good. Crystal has actually made me an alcoholic beverage with this before, and it was really good." ([05:18])

Teddi highlights its low-calorie count and absence of sugars, making it an appealing option for health-conscious individuals.

Teddi: "35 calories per serving. Yeah, it's good." ([05:44])

4. Lisa Rinna's Lip Kit

The conversation shifts to beauty with a focus on Lisa Rinna's Lip Kit, a favorite stocking stuffer among the hosts.

Tamra: "Lisa Rinna lip kit. It's a great stocking stuffer." ([06:06])

Tamra and Teddi discuss the kit's formulation, emphasizing its smooth application and suitability for dry lips compared to other brands like MAC.

Tamra: "It goes on very smooth and it's a great little stocking stuffer." ([07:07])

Their playful banter continues as Tamra holds up the product, showcasing its vibrant colors and compact design.

Teddi: "It's a perfect stocking stuffer. I love it." ([07:16])

5. Ion Beauty Products

Exploring further beauty essentials, the duo introduces Ion Beauty's range, which includes versatile makeup products and eyelash extensions.

Tamra: "It's a three-piece set and they have a lot of different colors." ([08:00])

They praise the quality and variety, noting the products' ability to cater to different makeup preferences.

Tamra: "I really like this product. Let's see." ([08:04])

6. Karen Huger's Wild Rose Candle

No holiday guide is complete without fragrances, and Tamra spotlights Karen Huger's Wild Rose Candle.

Tamra: "It smells really good. It's got a cute little bow on it. I give it a 10." ([08:23])

Both hosts commend the candle's scent and aesthetic appeal, perfect for adding a touch of elegance to any home.

Tamra: "It does smell really good. It actually smells like it's gonna go in my bag." ([08:27])

7. Candy's Vibrating Panties

Injecting humor and spice into the episode, Teddi and Tamra review Candy's Vibrating Panties, exploring their functionality and playful design.

Tamra: "These are Candy's vibrating panties. You stick the vibrator right in here." ([10:38])

Their attempt to activate the product leads to comedic moments, highlighting the challenges and fun of testing such a unique gift.

Teddi: "This really sums up our life." ([11:47])

Despite the initial hiccups, they appreciate the innovative concept, suggesting it as a bold and exciting gift choice.

Teddi: "It's a great concept, though." ([12:04])

8. Conclusion and Closing Remarks

Wrapping up the gift guide, Teddi and Tamra reflect on the diverse range of products discussed, from gourmet treats to intimate gadgets. They encourage listeners to explore these options to find the perfect gifts that bring joy and practicality to the holiday season.

Tamra: "Happy friggin holidays." ([13:12])

Teddi: "Tam is the gift that keeps on giving." ([13:13])

With their engaging chemistry and thorough reviews, Teddi and Tamra provide an entertaining and informative guide, ensuring that every listener finds something special for their loved ones this holiday season.

Notable Quotes

• Tamra: "They are so good. They're about that thick. They are soft. They're cake-like. They taste amazing." ([03:13])
• Teddi: "It's yummy. I would add meat sauce, some cheese, and a little Parmesan." ([04:21])
• Tamra: "Lisa Rinna lip kit. It's a great stocking stuffer." ([06:06])
• Teddi: "It's a perfect stocking stuffer. I love it." ([07:16])
• Tamra: "It smells really good. It's got a cute little bow on it. I give it a 10." ([08:23])
• Teddi: "It's a great concept, though." ([12:04])
• Tamra: "Happy friggin holidays." ([13:12])

Final Thoughts

Two Ts In A Pod successfully combines insightful product reviews with lighthearted banter, creating a festive and informative episode that caters to listeners seeking the perfect holiday gifts for housewives. Teddi and Tamra's authentic interactions and comprehensive evaluations make this episode a must-listen for anyone looking to elevate their holiday gifting game.

Transcript

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[Saks]

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[Teddy Mellencamp]

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[Saks]

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[Teddy Mellencamp]

There's really gifts for everyone's personality like the hard to shop for siblings.

[Saks]

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[Teddy Mellencamp]

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[Teddy Mellencamp]

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[Saks]

Ho. Ho. Ho. Who you calling a hoe, bitch?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You a hoe.

[Saks]

You a ho, too.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, the twats. It kind of fits that. The twats are hoes. Are called hoes.

[Saks]

Oh, yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

All right. We are here with a holiday special.

[Saks]

We are reviewing some of the housewife's products. Now, I'm so bummed because I forgot to bring my Melissa Gorga sprinkle cookies.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

How'd you forget that?

[Saks]

I forgot it. You know, Teddy, it takes me two hours to get here to la and I had so many other things, and I just forgot them. But let me just tell you, they are so good. They are about that thick. They are soft. They're cake like. They taste amazing. Almost like a. Like a, you know, butter cake. Yes, it's kind of like that. It's very, very good.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What's the price point on that one?

[Saks]

I think they're $30, and you get 12 of them. And they come very nicely packaged. There's a little magnetic thing that opens up. There's little slots for four different slots where the cookies go. I highly recommend them.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, I don't appreciate you not bringing them because how are we supposed to follow up Harry's sauce with the dessert treat?

[Saks]

Okay, so we have Harry's sauce here.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Okay.

[Saks]

Harry's famous sauce, Rosemary Red Vine. Now, I am gonna be honest and let you know I'm not a fan of rosemary in general. In general and especially in bread. I cannot really.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I like rosemary.

[Saks]

You like rosemary. Okay, well, here we have it. I can't even.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's yummy. It's yummy. I would add. I would probably add meat sauce, some cheese, and a little Parmesan.

[Saks]

So it's 70 calories. I don't even know where you get this at, though. Gluten free, vegetarian, no added salt, keto friendly until it's healthy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah. Well, I can say for sure that I've had Harry sauce in the flesh.

[Saks]

No, don't ever say that again.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What? I have had Harry sauce.

[Saks]

Have you had Harry sauce in the flesh?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I have had Harry sauce in the flesh.

[Saks]

Don't erase, erase, delete. Really?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, he's made it for us at their house.

[Saks]

I don't want to hear about.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You don't want to hear it in the flesh.

[Saks]

Sauce and the flesh, either way. So you can get [e-mail]. you can go ahead and log on and order some of Harry's famous sauce. Teddy's had his famous sauce in person.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

In the flesh.

[Saks]

In the flesh.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'm gonna wash it down with some real cocoa.

[Saks]

Now. This is Crystals.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Crystals. I think it's good. It's good, it's good. Crystal has actually made me an alcoholic beverage with this before and it was really good. I don't know that we're.

[Saks]

Crunch crunches. Your third. What's it called?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Quenches your thirst. Well, because coconut water is so.

[Saks]

It's organic, pure coconut water. Fat free, gluten free.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Let's see the electrolyte.

[Saks]

There's nothing. I don't think there's any sugars in it, is there?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I mean, it's yummy.

[Saks]

35 calories per serving.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, it's good.

[Saks]

There's two servings in one, so.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yep, we like it.

[Saks]

I'm not sure where you purchase enjoyrealcoco.com I'm not sure if they have it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

In stores, but I think they have it at Costco. I think so. I may have made that up, but I'm pretty sure she told me that.

[Saks]

Okay. This is one of my absolute favorites. I talk about it all the time. Lisa Rinna's lip kit. It's a great stocking stuffer. You can go on to her website and purchase this. Oh God. This scares me.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Hold on. This.

[Saks]

Oh my God. This only hurt for a minute.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Only. Should I give you an over line?

[Saks]

Oh God. I can't wait till I see what this looks like.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Looks good. Okay.

[Saks]

No. The one thing that I really love about Lisa's.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

This is what I'm gonna start doing from now on to keep you from talking.

[Saks]

Oh, okay. And then there's one more.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's a three piece set and they have a lot of different colors. I talk about this a lot on my social media.

[Saks]

Uh huh.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Mm mm. Because I really like this product. Let's see. Tam. No, you got it. This is your first time getting my makeup girl.

[Saks]

Chelsea tells me not to do that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, I need you to do it because I don't have a steady hand. And your lips are chapped. They're always chapped.

[Saks]

So are yours.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. I've been wanting to pick this piece of skin for like an hour.

[Saks]

Just do it, then it'll bleed. Lisa Rena lip kit. I am obsessed. Have been obsessed. She sends me her products. The one thing, because I do have dry skin and dry lips, it goes on so nice. Like some of the Mac ones. And stuff. I'm like trying to rip it through my skin. This goes on very smooth and it's a great little. This is a great stocking stuffer too.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's a perfect stocking stuffer. I love it. We've got the Ion beauty now.

[Saks]

I did not get this. She tried to send it to me, but you need to sign for it. And I was not home and I got sent back. So I'll be taking this one. Thank you.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

The mirror says she's the moment.

[Saks]

She is the moment.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

She's the moment.

[Saks]

Would you like some silver?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I would just like a little. Let's.

[Saks]

Oh, wow. That actually looks really good.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, that is pretty.

[Saks]

Okay, Other eye. Gotta match. That's actually really pretty.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

This is really pretty. And there's. I like that. There's some neutrals, but then you can also some brighter colors.

[Saks]

Yeah, yeah.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

She also has eyelashes. I know because I've used them before, but I forgot to bring them.

[Saks]

Send us more. And you Purchase this where?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Ionbeauty.com ionbeauty.com okay.

[Saks]

Love that.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

By Tony Malt. Remember she was part of the. Remember when they had the party? Oh, they were all Tony Malt.

[Saks]

Well, we gotta get into this.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Is this Karen Huger's candle?

[Saks]

It actually smells really good.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It does smell really good. It actually smells like it's gonna go in my bag.

[Saks]

I already have one. It's over there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, okay.

[Saks]

La Dom fragrance.com. nice size candle. Smells really good. It's got a cute little bow on it. I give it a 10.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, I like it.

[Saks]

Now I am actually. I'm going to go right here into this. I am wearing.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Are you auditioning for qvc?

[Saks]

I am a model right here. I have.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

She's like Stacy from Potomac. Now hold on. We need to zip this.

[Saks]

Okay. Zip it. Okay. So I am modeling.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

What?

[Saks]

Leave me alone. I am modeling Heather Dubrow's jacket. This leather jacket I wore. I believe I wore this in the fashion show when we were in Sonoma. And it's Susan Bender and Heather Debreau. They did a collab. And this is a jacket. And this is the white shirt that we wore. Very nice. It's got stretch to it, which I like. And if you hold it up, Teddy, it's got like, structure. So there's like.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, so it looks cute. It has like the little pleasure you.

[Saks]

Have little darts and stuff like that. So it's really cute.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And since Heather didn't send me one, I'll just be keeping this.

[Saks]

You can have that one. I think I Have one at home.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Perfect.

[Saks]

But yes. Love that as well. This jacket.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know. It's really soft. It's very buttery. Yes, it's very buttery.

[Saks]

Oh, this is the one that Cynthia was wearing in her photo shoot that Heather did. Oh, the tag Heather. And Heather didn't even like it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh. But then she reposted. Got a lot of likes. Let's see. These bath bombs. So not to be confused, these bath bombs are Whitney Rose, not Meredith's.

[Saks]

And they smell like Rose.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, exactly like Rose.

[Saks]

Smells just like Rose. There's no bathtub here, so we couldn't drop it in. But this is what it looks like.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It's cute.

[Saks]

It's cute.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

And clearly it's been around for some time. So all the allegations that she was coming after Meredith's idea. Wild.

[Saks]

It's called Wild Rose. So I would go on wildrose.com.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I wonder if all the flavors are rose flavors. Isn't that scent?

[Saks]

Scent. Whatever flavor. You're not gonna eat it. You can eat some more products.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Just.

[Saks]

There you go. Well, we had some other products that we wanted to show you. We're gonna save the best for last. These are Candy's vibrating panties.

[Mandy B]

Oh.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You stick the vibrator right in here.

[Saks]

You stick the vibrator inside the. The panty liner here.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Okay. We're gonna have to do this outside of the pants. I feel like it's.

[Saks]

Wait, there's a remote.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Oh, yeah. Can we be in charge of each other's.

[Saks]

Oh, my God. So what do you do? You put this.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Hold on.

[Saks]

Well, you gotta put your thing in there.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I know, but I'm. I like to do it after the fact. All right, hold on. Which way do you think? Which one's the remote? Which one goes in your privates?

[Saks]

My daughter's.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

This goes up?

[Saks]

Yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Hold on. This direction.

[Saks]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Okay, it's on.

[Saks]

Oh, okay. Oh, there's no batteries in it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, Candy, we're trying. Well, it's in sexual harassment.

[Saks]

Is this sexual harassment in the workplace?

[Teddy Mellencamp]

No, because we can't get it to turn on.

[Saks]

We didn't charge the batteries enough.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

We hate to be the bearer of bad news. This is what it looks like. Which one would be slightly concerned that I have a dinger all of a sudden? But we can't actually fully review the product because we forgot to charge it. This really sums up our life. But you know what?

[Saks]

Well, it's a great concept, though.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

It is. But I don't like you holding my remote.

[Saks]

Here we go. So this is what it Looks like me and Teddy were wondering, is it going this way or this way? It depends on what hole you want to vibrate. But I would say. Well, maybe we need to turn them on.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I thought that. There you go. Hold on. No, but it was on, but then it went off.

[Saks]

Oh, there you go. Okay. Every time you hit it, it.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Okay.

[Saks]

Yeah, that's great. I think I'm gonna take these off right now before I get into a sexual harassment lawsuit. Hold on.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Buzz me.

[Saks]

I have. Give me. Give me the remote. You probably need this way more than me right now.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Well, nothing's happening.

[Saks]

Mine is. Mine's. Well, that is. That is pretty cool.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

This is pretty amazing.

[Saks]

I mean, I'm going to leave these with you. Great.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I'll take them. Nothing I love more than leftovers. Tamara. Sex toys. Happy holidays to me.

[Saks]

Happy friggin holidays.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Tam is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Saks]

I am. I am. I'll take the lip kit.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

You could also use this here.

[Saks]

Oh, it's a face vibrator. You can't. You can't even. You can't even turn on a vibrator. Jesus, Teddy.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

I have my own set of issues, guys. Well, happy holidays.

[Saks]

Well, hey, if you want us to review your product, send it our way. We'd be more than happy to.

[Teddy Mellencamp]

Yeah, we'd be thrilled to.

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