Two Ts In A Pod: "Not So Smooth Sailing" (RHOSLC Recap)

Hosts: Tamra Judge & Dolores Catania

Date: October 30, 2025

Episode Overview

In this episode, Tamra Judge and guest co-host Dolores Catania recap Season 6, Episode 7 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (RHOSLC). They dissect the drama from the super-sized yacht episode, with particular focus on allegations of "leaking to the blogs," explosive cast dynamics, and standout moments aboard the Below Deck boat with Captain Jason. The discussion is unfiltered, full of behind-the-scenes Bravo insight, and peppers in personal experiences from both hosts' own reality TV journeys.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Andy Cohen’s Call Her Daddy Podcast Appearance

• Dolores reports on Andy Cohen’s spirited appearance, where he opened up about Botox, relationships in the Bravo universe, and dodged questions about his salary.
• Key revelation: Andy texted Lisa Vanderpump to ask who should be cut from RHOBH; her reply was "everyone."
• Andy called Britney from SLC the "thirstiest housewife ever," sparking debate between Tamra and Dolores.

Dolores: “He admits that Britney from Salt Lake City is the thirstiest housewife ever.” (05:32)

2. "Thirstiness" in the Housewives World

• Tamra and Dolores reflect on what it means to be a "thirsty housewife" and cite that often, those housewives don’t last long.
• They discuss if Britney’s behavior is actually extreme, or just currently top of mind because her season is airing.
• Quote:

Tamra: “The thirsty ones come and go. Thirsty ones usually don’t last.” (06:03)

3. The Blogger/Leaked Stories Drama

• The core of the RHOSLC episode and the recap revolves around accusations of cast members leaking stories to bloggers—specifically, between Lisa, Angie, and Bronwyn.
• Hosts debate the dangers of interacting with bloggers and the risk of private information being made public.
• They emphasize only making accusations when you have receipts ("black and white" proof).
• Quote:

Tamra: “Before you accuse someone, make sure you have your receipts... I never accuse someone until I have the answer.” (10:04)

4. Behind the Scenes: Props, Production, and Authenticity

• Both hosts call out the use of props (e.g., ‘the short, thick cucumber’) and "staged" moments, insisting the audience is too savvy for such antics.
• Dolores and Tamra argue that the best reality TV comes from authenticity and that fans can spot contrivance.
• Quote:

Tamra: “The Bravo fans are too smart. Don’t insult their intelligence.” (21:22)

5. Life on the Yacht: Relationships, Costumes, & Rooms

• The dynamic aboard the yacht is unpacked: Brittany’s apparent flirtation with every male crew member, shared rooms, and Bronwyn’s controversial costumes.
• Dolores is skeptical about Brittany’s devotion to Jared given her behavior with Captain Jason.
• Costume-wearing at 40+ comes under comedic fire.
• Quote:

Tamra: “Stop with the fucking costumes. Forty-something years old—stop.” (22:36)

• Dolores: “Brittany would get turned on by a doorknob.” (19:26)

6. Blog Allegations: Who’s Really Behind It?

• In-depth chat about the so-called “Bravo Derm” blogger and claims that Angie has been collaborating with them to leak stories about Bronwyn and Lisa.
• Dolores points out that anything public (arrests, financials) becomes “fair game” once it hits the Internet.
• Hosts are bored by the singular focus on Lisa and "blogger-gate," wishing the group would address actual allegations versus scapegoating.
• Quote:

Tamra: “You’re missing the big picture—the real juice, the real meat and potatoes of your storylines is right fucking in front of you.” (32:20)

7. The Lisa Barlow Pile-On

• Both hosts empathize with Lisa as she faces a group takedown.
• Connects Lisa’s isolation and emotional state with what Dolores has experienced on RHONJ.
• Tamra criticizes the double standard and philosophical question of why being a target for “leak allegations” is so terrible in the Housewives world.
• Quote:

Dolores: “No one likes a gang up. I feel like that’s what’s going on…” (57:50)

• Notable Moment: Lisa’s emotional phone call to John, expressing her frustration and pain.

8. Recap of Specific Episode Events

• Angie’s seasickness becomes comic relief and a running subplot.
• The infamous water-throwing games and past Housewives precedent (“Do not get Teresa’s hair wet!”).
• Squabbles about etiquette, maturity, and over-the-top behavior (Whitney’s bed gymnastics).
• Juicy tidbits: Heather’s admissions about Captain Jason, cast’s body shaming over “ankles,” and Dolores’ rivalry flashbacks.

9. Cast Dynamics and Housewives Psychology

• Frustration that the cast avoids "the real issue" by focusing on blame and leaks.
• Their own experiences with feeling unsupported or betrayed on their respective shows.
• The importance of solidarity, authentic friendships, and not turning on each other instantaneously.

10. Viewer Social Media Reactions

• Fan comments are split: some are tired of Lisa’s tears, others see her as the target of a takedown.

Fan Quote: "Lisa is exhausting. Crying to John now..." (70:33)

• Tamra warns that if Lisa is ousted, the rest of the cast will only have each other to turn on.

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Andy Cohen's “thirstiest housewife” label:

  “He admits that Britney from Salt Lake City is the thirstiest housewife ever.”
  (Dolores, 05:32)

• On bringing receipts:

  “Before you accuse someone, make sure you have your receipts, black and white, your facts.”
  (Tamra, 10:04)

• Bravo fans are too smart for staged drama:

  “The Bravo friends--fans--are too smart. Don’t insult their intelligence.”
  (Tamra, 21:22)

• Critique of Blogger Drama:

  “You’re missing the big picture here. The real juice, the real meat and potatoes of your storylines is right fucking in front of you.”
  (Tamra, 32:20)

• On being ganged up on:

  “No one likes a gang up. And I feel like that’s what’s going on…”
  (Dolores, 57:50)

• Water-throwing legacy:

  “I was the very first one to throw liquid at somebody... Such a very proud moment.”
  (Dolores, 52:26)

• On reality friendships:

  “A real friend knows what you’re capable of.”
  (Tamra, 47:04)

• Housewives maturity critique:

  “Can we act like women? We a little bit stop wearing costumes and rolling over in our bathing suit. Answer the door instead of just getting up. Like, sit like a lady.”
  (Tamra, 45:39)

• Prediction for what happens if Lisa leaves:

  “Because then you have only each other to turn on next if she ain’t there.”
  (Tamra, 72:43)

Detailed Segment Timeline

• [03:44–08:08] - Andy Cohen on Call Her Daddy; Botox, salary, dating, Bravo “thirst.”
• [08:09–13:15] - Lisa Barlow, blogger accusations, emotional reactions, housewife psychology.
• [18:14–24:20] - Yacht episode recap: Captain Jason, Brittany’s behavior, props/costumes controversy, rooming drama.
• [24:30–31:26] - Bronwyn’s allegations, blogger “Bravo Derm,” cast suspicion, social media sleuthing.
• [31:27–39:03] - Pile-on against Lisa, cast focusing on leaks, ignoring “the real story,” personal experiences with cast isolation.
• [43:26–48:33] - Accusations without proof; authenticity; friendship litmus test; questioning Lisa’s behavior & the group’s response.
• [49:20–53:11] - Dinner drama: ethics of talking behind people’s backs, the “seizure” comment, further scuffles and water-flinging.
• [53:12–66:24] - Aftermath of accusations; emotional impact on Lisa; more reflections by Tamra and Dolores.
• [66:25–72:43] - Final thoughts: what happens if Lisa leaves, call-outs on Housewives’ loyalty, warning to cast and fans.
• [73:44–73:31] - Brief updates on Teddy Mellencamp’s health and future hosting arrangements.

Memorable & Funny Highlights

• Tamra’s relentless mockery of Housewives props:

  “Housewives get vibrators for free... Stop. That’s a corny little... production stuff.” (20:39)

• Dolores’ riotous line about Brittany:

  “Brittany would get turned on by a doorknob.” (19:26)

• Water-throwing tradition and potential for an “ankle-measuring” Housewives scene.

• Dolores calling for a therapist on the cast:

  “There’s so much on this. I want a therapist on this cast. I mean, we all need one.” (20:22)

Final Takeaway / Commentary

Tamra and Dolores provide both scathing and sympathetic insights into the realities of filming RHOSLC and being a housewife in the Bravo-verse. They urge both cast and fans to demand more meaningful storylines and to question half-baked accusations. The overarching tone is humorous, self-aware, and frequently veers into affectionate ribbing both of the SLC cast and their own experiences on their respective home franchises.

For listeners who missed the episode, this recap delivers a thorough, entertaining breakdown of all major drama, quotable moments, and Bravo tea spilled on and off the yacht in Salt Lake City.