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Jon Stewart
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Podcast Host 1
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Podcast Host 2
All right. Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of the Twats. Yes, ma'am.
Podcast Host 1
You are still away, not back in your house. I am at Big Bear right now freezing my tits off. It's about 30 degrees here.
Podcast Host 2
I am. My mental health is not the world's best today, if I'm being honest. Like, it's one of those days where, like, nesting is really freaking hard.
Podcast Host 1
Like, sorry. I know it's hard. So how long you've been away?
Podcast Host 2
For?
Podcast Host 1
A while. So how this is the last stretch?
Podcast Host 2
No, I had the kids all through the weekend and then they left. I mean, I don't even know what day it is at this point, but they left.
Podcast Host 1
I don't even know. Wednesday.
Podcast Host 2
Wednesday.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
They only left yesterday morning because their school went back. But there's something about, like, when things are going on in the world, like, like in LA with the fires and not being able to be there is.
Podcast Host 1
Well, it's just being out of your normal routine. Yeah, I think really hard.
Podcast Host 2
You know, Cruz gets really nervous about stuff and, like, so it's just. It's hitting me pretty hard. And the way that, you know, our schedule works, it's. I don't officially get them back until Friday this week because then the next two weekends I have, like, it's, you know, it's not a standard, like one week on, one week off. It's like, it depends on our schedules, so. But it's just, like, weighing heavy on me today. Like, I woke up today and, like, talked to them on the phone before they went to school, and I don't know. I just. Are you.
Podcast Host 1
Are you in la? Are you still in Palm Desert?
Podcast Host 2
I'm still in La Quinta. Because if I go back, like, then what am I gonna do? Like, I don't. It's not like I have.
Podcast Host 1
Sleep in your car.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, like, Kyle's in La Quinta, so.
Podcast Host 1
Oh, Kyle's there with you?
Podcast Host 2
No, we're not staying in the same place. But, like, then I'm.
Podcast Host 1
I. For some reason, I thought she was in New York. I don't know why.
Podcast Host 2
So it's just. I don't know. I'm just. I'm in a mood today, so I'm gonna.
Podcast Host 1
Well, I hate to be the bear of bad news. I have a message for you from a housewife.
Podcast Host 2
Who?
Podcast Host 1
Uba.
Podcast Host 2
Oh, no. What?
Podcast Host 1
So before we start recapping New York, I thought it'd be only fair to relay a message from UBA that she sent to me that she is not happy with you about the latest podcast, and I told her I'd relay the message on her behalf.
Podcast Host 2
Well, I have to tell UBA I'm not happy with her about either.
Podcast Host 1
Okay. Yeah, I know. I get it. She spoke about the cancer based on her own personal experience. You remember last episode, she said, you can't control things, you can't control cancer. Whatever. So evidently, she. Both her parents. Uba's parents had passed away from cancer, and Aaron knew that. So it was more of a bonding situation than, like, you know, we can't control things, we can't control cancer. So she just. She just denies that she was being shady in any way, that Aaron compared her to the others first. And then. You are confusing authenticity with fakeness.
Podcast Host 2
She wrote all this in a DM about me.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Well, you have some time on your hands, uba, so.
Podcast Host 1
No, so I. I said it's not.
Podcast Host 2
That I dislike uba, I just thought.
Podcast Host 1
I think she's.
Podcast Host 2
It was.
Podcast Host 1
She's one of those people that are very, very sensitive. You see on the show. Like, anytime anybody says anything, she has a very big reaction. So I'm not shocked that she was, you know, upset with. I'm sure she was upset with me, but she.
Podcast Host 2
Which. But, you know, but here's the thing. Once UBA did realize it, it hurt Aaron's feelings. She probably could have handled the apology differently.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. I wish you. I wish we could have heard, and maybe she did. And we didn't, you know, they cut it out that, you know, both my parents have passed from cancer. I know what you're going through. We know it's something that's not controllable. I didn't mean it in that way, but I feel like we are seeing UBA say a lot of things this season. That comes off as harsh.
Podcast Host 2
It comes off as tone deaf. I don't know that I would say harsh. I would say the entire ocean scene also not. There's just certain things that, like, you can just say, you know, we all say dumb shit. I say dumb shit all the time and put my foot in my mouth. But if somebody tells me, you hurt my feelings when you said that, then, you know, whatever. But we'll get into the.
Podcast Host 1
She's saying. She's saying right here that you hurt her feelings.
Podcast Host 2
She said I hurt her feelings?
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, that. That's not what happened. That her. Both her parents. Anyway, let's move on.
Podcast Host 2
Okay, well, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.
Podcast Host 1
There you go. That's what I was waiting for without telling you to say it.
Podcast Host 2
Sorry I hurt your feelings, uba.
Podcast Host 1
We are sorry, you guys. When we recap these shows, it's nothing personal. We're recapping as viewers. This is for all the housewives out there. We're friends with a lot of these housewives, so sometimes it does make it hard. We're going to be recapping Beverly Hills soon, and it was a very difficult episode for Kyle. I know this is going to be very difficult for Teddy to recap because they are best friends. So it, It's. It's difficult because we don't want to piss off anybody, but we also want to be honest of what we're watching, correct?
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. But I think, you know, we'll get into. We'll get into it as we go, but New York starts off with. It's like last night. UBA screams, this bitch is lying. You son of a. Then Bren says, you all fucking think that I dudes for money. Everyone responds, they don't think that. Then Aaron tells Sai that her husband should apologize to Jessel for calling her bipolar. And then UBA is naked and tells Aaron to stop talking to someone like she's trash. Uber responds, go fuck yourself. And then Bren tells UBA she's not Naomi, and Uber responds that Naomi and Giselle wish. Would you like to take this? Because I don't want to hurt Uba's feelings.
Podcast Host 1
No, I thought. I. I think that Uma is very, very sharp with her tongue and has no problem dropping F bombs. Coming from somebody that is similar, I have no problem dropping some F bombs and telling people to go fuck themselves. Do I think that Uber handled this episode well? No, I don't.
Podcast Host 2
And I'm just saying this with love. Tam, if you started comparing yourself to a supermodel. Well, no. I mean, Uber is a model, but like, if you were like. Yeah, I mean, like Angelina Jolie.
Podcast Host 1
I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County. Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
No, but like Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, and blah, blah, blah, because you're on a reality television show.
Podcast Host 1
Here's the thing. I think that I don't have an ego. It's just not something I'm usually feel like I'm not good enough. I'm not the person that feels like I'm better than. It's just. It's. It's a. It's a problem in itself. Yeah. It's not. It's not a good look. It's just not a good look to be comparing yourself. She's got so much confidence. I wish I had half that confidence.
Podcast Host 2
I love a person with confidence. I wish. I wish I had that love.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
But I do think there's a difference between true confidence and just coming back hard at somebody just to fight. And I don't think that was a true confidence moment. If you really think that that was a moment where she was like, wow, you know what?
Podcast Host 1
No, I was just talking about the Naomi Campbell thing. Like, to be able to say something like that. You really think a lot of yourself.
Podcast Host 2
But I think that it's actually the opposite when you say those things about yourself sometimes it's like you're. You're going big because you're deep rooted, you know?
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
She could have just left it. She could have been like you. I model for blah, blah, blah and blah. Not Talbot.
Podcast Host 1
Not Talbot.
Podcast Host 2
By Talbots. But she didn't. She went after other supermodels that are very successful.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
So not. Not her best move.
Podcast Host 1
But now it's gonna be a little tricky.
Podcast Host 2
Just like it gets tricky when we have to. I have to recap, Kyle, because apparently Uba's in your DMs.
Podcast Host 1
I'm surprised she's not in your DMs. I would expect her to go straight to you. She seems like that type of persons. Go right to the source.
Podcast Host 2
No, I. I don't think she will because I'm pretty close with Chanel.
Podcast Host 1
So am I. I chat with Chanel.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. But I. I think she doesn't want to. She knows just to kind of let it be. Let you. Let you be the messenger there. Or as they say it in New York, the pigeon.
Podcast Host 1
The pigeon. Well, there wasn't even a damn pigeon that was dead on that beach. It was just a bird. Well, yeah.
Podcast Host 2
They arrive at Raquel's favorite beach from her childhood. UBA tells everyone the water is disgusting, not to go in the water, and that there's a dead pigeon on the beach. Aaron says Uba's had strong reactions on this trip. Was UBA being disrespectful to Puerto Rico in your opinion?
Podcast Host 1
I. I think so. I think I. I mean, I think UBA would have been upset if someone spoke about her home country that way. I think that she would be like, you know, like. Like Raquel said, like, Puerto Rico has gone through so much, like, have a little bit of respect. But she's. She's put her foot in her mouth quite a bit. This.
Podcast Host 2
She's not looking to have fun these days. But I can tell you what made me also feel uncomfortable, and it was not the dead birds. It was Brennan rolling around in the sand in front of the board. Lifeguard. That definitely gave me some weird feelings.
Podcast Host 1
I know this guy's like, what is she doing? Like, seriously?
Podcast Host 2
I was like, what?
Podcast Host 1
I really believe the problem with this show is everybody's trying too hard. It's like nothing's really natural. The only person I would say psy is, you know, I want her to be more like herself last year, but I feel like she's not jumping on that train of let's. Let's try the most.
Podcast Host 2
But essentially, the beach. The beach. Fun. Didn't really seem like anyone really was excited about it. It. It was a rough. It was a rough. It was a rough one.
Podcast Host 1
I've been on rough beaches. I'm not saying the beach was even, but. Oh, you mean, like, none of them.
Podcast Host 2
Were like, oh, let's go, you know, except for Aaron. Aaron went and tried the little thing, which I've done before, and I'm like, aaron, that ain't that hard. I've done that before. Come on.
Podcast Host 1
She got up finally.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
I've never done that before. I don't know that I'd want to.
Podcast Host 2
It's really fun.
Podcast Host 1
But Aaron looks great in her bikini.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. I mean, they all look great in their bikini. But then the women that, you know, then they leave the beach because it's pouring down rain, dressels in some sort of. I'm. I'm confused. What type of outfit?
Podcast Host 1
Some kind of gown.
Podcast Host 2
Some kind of gown with probably, like heels. Uber pushes Aaron to talk about the conference. She had a sign brand. And then Aaron says she doesn't want to be involved because she can't win, but that she defended Jessel and tried to shut it down despite flashbacks, feeling otherwise. I think Aaron may have been slightly under the influence by this time of the day.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, but it's even. She's even confronted later on and she. She sticks with her word. I. I didn't say anything. I don't know what you're talking about.
Podcast Host 2
I think she just didn't say as bad of things like she's. She was repeating things that actually happened. Like, she said that, but she was.
Podcast Host 1
Still talking about it. She was still engaged with conversation. And by no means was she trying to shut it down.
Podcast Host 2
No, they're all gossiping and talking beyond.
Podcast Host 1
But honestly, was anything that. What. I can't remember exactly what was said in that conversation.
Podcast Host 2
Essentially, like that Jessel and Pavitt don't seem like there's like a real.
Podcast Host 1
That's right. There's no chemistry there. And I think that those words came out of Aaron's mouth. I don't see any sexual chemistry or something like that.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. And then just the. The same thing that we've been hearing, that she does everything for show that.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
To me, it's like she's not authentic to who she is.
Podcast Host 1
Well, I don't think the show's authentic. How about how. What are your feelings about Bryn. Pieces for everyone to wear to emulate Jenna's pubes. Jenna comes out and gives everyone the synchronized swimming caps. The women slowly reveal their pube wigs. And Aaron's like, oh, it's itch. No, but she wasn't noticing. So they're like, oh, it's itching. I didn't find it funny.
Podcast Host 2
Well, of course she didn't notice because that's common for Jenna, apparently. But I think the whole cast trying to gaslight us into thinking they're fun because of this. Like, I.
Podcast Host 1
But I just was watching it and. And I just went, is this really what we're watching? Pubic hairs and pigeons?
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, it is. And synchronized swimming and then having to ice your head afterwards.
Podcast Host 1
I didn't mind the synchronized swimming because Jenna was really into it and evidently took classes as a kid at the local. Who knows?
Podcast Host 2
Why didn't I see synchronized swimming? Was it on a girls trip or housewives?
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, I feel like we have on a girls trip.
Podcast Host 2
So it wasn't new. It wasn't new to Me, I'm giving New York a hard time today. But then you are. Yeah, I'm probably. I'm in.
Podcast Host 1
You're in it. You're in it.
Podcast Host 2
You're in a mood. Raquel tells UBA she didn't appreciate her calling the water disgusting. UBA says that it was disgusting and it smelled. UBA says if it was her own country, she would say the same. And then Sai tells UBA she understands Raquel's perspective, and UBA says she was just being herself. But then, do we think that Raquel let Uber off too easily?
Podcast Host 1
I mean, I don't think anybody truly at this point wants to fight with UBA because she's a. She just goes off and we see it multiple times the rest of this episode. I mean, how are you gonna fight with her? The peaches are nice. No, they're not. They stink. They're not like, you gotta pick your battles with uba, I think.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. Well, we did find out on Instagram that Uba's fiance, or boy, is he. Boyfriend. Fiance. What is he? I think boyfriend that he's a billionaire. Allegedly.
Podcast Host 1
That's with a B. Oh, good for her. Well, back to that situation. I don't think Raquel likes conflict at all. No, I mean, I think she, you know, she's great on the show, but I think it might be the wrong show for her. She doesn't want to fight with anyone.
Podcast Host 2
I think her feelings were legitimately hurt. Like, I think a lot of the time these housewives trips don't, you know, it'll just be like, Tamara's picking to go to blah, blah, blah.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
A place that you have no real ties to. But, like, this is where Raquel's mother lives and where she was from.
Podcast Host 1
This is the only authentic thing on the show so far.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
So between that and Aaron with her dad. But yeah. How about when Uba, she's just not making any friends this episode, that she's been to Puerto Rico more times than Raquel.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. She's been there more times than. If anybody loves Puerto Rico, it's her. I'm like, just say, sorry, I tried to kill the fun from the beach. I shouldn't have said that. I don't like beaches. Regardless, whatever it is, I. I don't.
Podcast Host 1
Think that I would have said that, honestly. Like, you know, Puerto Rico's letting you film there. You have to have some respect to, like, Even if you go to a restaurant on camera and you. The food is disgusting, you're not gonna say it. You don't say It. Just because it's disrespectful to the people that are allowing you to film in their establishment.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. Then, I mean, this is a hard episode because especially now that I know I've been on the hurting feelings, like, it's like it keeps going again. Then Bren suggests they start sexting their partners. And then Aaron calls Abe, and then Bren takes the phone and tells Abe to take his dick out. I thought it was just going to be Aaron making the call to Abe.
Podcast Host 1
That's what I thought too. And I don't. I think maybe that's probably what Aaron thought too. But, you know, Bren, she's just got to get in the middle of it and say the most outrageous things possible. So I think saying, you know, take your dick out.
Podcast Host 2
And then Uber tells it, yells, abe, you're on speakerphone. Uber screams to have respect because some of them are praying for a husband.
Podcast Host 1
This is where I do agree with Uba. I just thought, you know, she showed his dick and now she's trying to sext on camera. It's like, you. Your relationship with your husband should be, to me, a little bit more sacred if you're dating somebody. Like, okay, whatever. But if you're married and you have children and all that stuff. But I also have to remember that Aaron's young. She's only in her 30s. Right.
Podcast Host 2
But we also have to remember, did Abe admit in the confessional that they're swingers or was he just making a joke?
Podcast Host 1
That's my. That was my question to you. That's the way I felt. It's like, wait, he knows way too much about swingers.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. I mean, I asked Eddie.
Podcast Host 1
He'd probably go, what's the swinger? No.
Podcast Host 2
Well, I forget. I did some podcast on Sweet swinging. So, like, I know about. Oh, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Quite a bit on that. So I can probably answer a lot of swingers questions, and I've never swung. But I'm also a little bit confused how we went from last season, Aaron being mad at Bren, flirting with Abe and telling him to divorce. This season, Aaron actively joining on Bren's hyper sexualized antics with him.
Podcast Host 1
Now we're out. Pull your dick out. I mean, why? You've already seen it.
Podcast Host 2
I mean, I think Aaron was. Not that this is an excuse, but I think Aaron was a little two sheets to the wind.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, I. And also Aaron commented on the Instagram account. OMFG. Reality TV's Instagram account. Spoiler alert. I text A beforehand. And he knew Is this entire season. And then somebody wrote. Is this entire season not real?
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, I mean, it's. It's. They need. They need to do better. Then we get.
Podcast Host 1
I. I understand. It was like a joke and whatever.
Podcast Host 2
I just, I don't think.
Podcast Host 1
I don't know what it is with the show, but I, I'm telling you right now, if somebody over in Beverly Hills did the same thing, everybody be laughing. It's just something with his show.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, I. But I also think if your husband isn't upset by it, why is your friend like, Abe did not seem worried or upset?
Podcast Host 1
You have to understand, Uba's a girl that's keeping her relationship very private. She's not. I don't. I wouldn't imagine her ever saying anything. I might be wrong, but we haven't yet hear her say anything about Oliver's last name, his penis or whatever. But she will talk about his money.
Podcast Host 2
But she also is happy to talk about everybody else's sex life and that Bren's allegedly people for work or what?
Podcast Host 1
You know, like, that's a very sensitive subject with Bren. Isn't that something that Jeff Lewis kind of spearheaded? Like, he put that out there. That. Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. But then Jenna teaches the women how to synchronize swim. Aaron tells Uba she didn't like what she said, and Uba says she doesn't give a. Calls Aaron a sensitive, then splashes water at Aaron. Then Aaron tells Uber she made her feel like she was doing something wrong to her husband. And Uber tells Aaron she should think of her as a good friend, the way that Rebecca could have a gentleman moment with Jenna continuously calling her by the wrong name.
Podcast Host 1
Do you think that Uber overreacted at this moment?
Podcast Host 2
Yes, I. I like Uber, but I think she's overreacting in every moment so far.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, she's been getting. She's been. I don't know, maybe something may. I think somebody said this on the show. Maybe something's going on with her because she is uber sensitive. Oh, she's very. She's uber sensitive.
Podcast Host 2
Uber hot.
Podcast Host 1
Uber hot. Uber sensitive. And. And it's just coming off a little bit mean.
Podcast Host 2
But also, what could. My interpretation of what's happening is she is now with somebody who has now allegedly billions of dollars, and anytime something she thinks is going to look bad on the show, she wants to try to stop it, but in doing so and trying to control other people's behaviors, it's making her come off not so great.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
But then at that point, if you don't want to show a certain side of yourself, or you want to, you know, do everything by the book, then don't be on the show.
Podcast Host 1
True. And that's what I was thinking, too.
Podcast Host 2
Then Bren tells UBA not to get involved in marriages.
Podcast Host 1
UBA tells coming from the, coming from the single girl.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. Then Uber tells Bren to take a nap. Bren responds, should I suck a dick while I take a nap?
Podcast Host 1
Bren knew what she was doing there. She knew what she was doing there. Should I suck a dick when I take a nap? She like, of course she did.
Podcast Host 2
She's poking the bear. UBA says she soars high. And Bryn says UBA flies commercial while she flies private. I don't like these kind of things.
Podcast Host 1
Why do you think UWA and Bryn have so much hatred for each other? They go so low.
Podcast Host 2
I think they both really love attention. I think they both are very beautiful. I think they know exactly what buttons to push to really hurt the other person. Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
I just don't understand why.
Podcast Host 2
Well, then Bryn tells Uber she's Talbot's model. And then Bryn tells Uber she's not Naomi. And then UBA says naomi and Giselle wish. Then UBA leaves, telling Bren to go f herself again. I, I, I'm thinking Naomi and Giselle are like, why are we involved in this?
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, right. You imagine they're going to get that, that tag on Instagram and they're gonna be like, who are these people?
Podcast Host 2
I really, I think Naomi watches the show, so I really hope they put, like, Naomi and Uber on together on Watch what happens live.
Podcast Host 1
Right. Can we get Naomi on the show on the podcast, please?
Podcast Host 2
You're not listening.
Podcast Host 1
But, but please. Hey, we'd love to have you on.
Podcast Host 2
Then Bren tells Aaron she ran away and didn't help her. They had a pact to stand up for each other. Then Jess will tell Sai that Aaron claimed to be defending her against what she and Bren had said. Sai confronts Aaron, and Aaron says she never said that. And then Aaron thanks Jessel for lying and says she'll never defend her again. Then Aaron tells UBA to stop calling Bren a whore. And UBA says her favorite line, go fuck yourself.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
Who, who exhausted you the most this episode? Would it be Bren or Uber? Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
No, it's been brand the majority of the season. But also, this is what happens when you have two. Well, three, I would say the people doing the work this season are Aaron, UBA and Bren.
Podcast Host 1
I know, and I'll say it again. I'm Missing my sigh. I'm missing my opinionated sigh.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, but none of the other women like what Rebecca's not. I mean, we loved Rebecca on the pod, but we're not seeing that Jenna is. Okay, so she told us she has straight pubes, but other than that, we.
Podcast Host 1
Don'T see her personal life.
Podcast Host 2
Raquel, you know, almost seemed like she was gonna have a moment with UBA and then took it down a notch once she actually walked in there. It just. Everything is falling a little bit flat to me, but this. That being said, this episode was better than some of the past ones, so kudos, ladies.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, it was one of their best.
Podcast Host 2
Episodes, I think, as we about it for.
Podcast Host 1
We'll give him. Good job, uba. Yep, yep, yep. So, well, we're going to get into. We'll take a break and then we'll get into your favorite topic, Beverly Hills.
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Podcast Host 2
So Dorit and Kyle's fight at the Viper Room continues. Erica tells Dorit she has to stop yelling. Then Dorit says Kyle's vein popping out of her head tells her that Kyle is guilty.
Podcast Host 1
Okay, I disagree with that, because popping veins do not equal lying. Popping veins mean you're mad and holding your breath. Yes. Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah. I don't. I think that just means. I would venture to say both of them had popping veins.
Podcast Host 1
I would. I have a popping vein over here, and it's just popping all the time.
Podcast Host 2
Like, I think maybe Kyle's head was popping a little right here, and I think Dorit's neck was.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. So Dorit is not playing nice in the sandbox, that's for sure. She really isn't. And, I mean, I know that the Instagram and everything is very, very pro Dorit, but to be honest with you, at this moment, I don't see Kyle coming after Dorit.
Podcast Host 2
No, I think she's just kind of trying to take a. She's letting her do what she needs to do. Clearly, Dorit's coming in hot yeah.
Podcast Host 1
Eric is trying to calm her down.
Podcast Host 2
But then, no, it wasn't trying to calm her down, Garcelle. Because then garcelle asks how she is doing, and dorit asks if garcelle means that genuinely. And dorit says to read the room and walks. Walks away. Do you think garcelle genuinely cared how dorit was in that moment?
Podcast Host 1
I think she was trying to change the subject is what she was doing, but it didn't land well because garcelle doesn't like dorit. She was likely trying to push the story and change the subject, and I think that dorit was just not having it. It's like, no, you don't like me. You haven't liked me in years. Why are you now asking me how I am doing?
Podcast Host 2
I don't think has cared about Dorit at any moment. So I'm not sure what she thought she was doing.
Podcast Host 1
But I have a question, because garcelle said, how did you find out about the texting? And didn't Kyle tell Garcelle that? PK Reaches out to her?
Podcast Host 2
Yeah, she said Texas.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. So who do you think told dorit?
Podcast Host 2
We saw this. I thought.
Podcast Host 1
I thought so too, but she asked her and seen who told you about the texting, And I don't think she was.
Podcast Host 2
I. Somebody had to have told her.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. Is it. And I thought at. At the moment, I thought maybe it was Garcel. But no, I don't think it was Garcelle. I mean, you know how it is on the housewife shows. One person tells another person tells another person.
Podcast Host 2
But either way, who knows? Kyle could have freaking told Dorit. We don't know.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. Well, it seems like Erica is very team dorit. She's always running to her side, and I know that her. Her role this season is kind of, you know, she's in a different place in her life. She's happy. She's. She's went through the. That they went through, but worse. And she's trying to keep everybody together. But she made a comment. She just said, dorit is not putting up with Kyle's.
Podcast Host 2
I think that.
Podcast Host 1
And I was saying, like, I earlier, I haven't really seen Kyle give Dorit on camera.
Podcast Host 2
I mean, I. I think in the past, she definitely has. I think that.
Podcast Host 1
So it's happened over time. And now dorit is like, I'm not dealing with you anymore.
Podcast Host 2
I think dorit knew who she could push to create the biggest stir. And, like, Dorit's smart. Like, she's. She's smart. She knows. I think she could easily tell what this season was going to be. And I don't think the other women realized it. I think Dorit went in a well oiled machine. I'm going to get back the way I was. I'm going to make sure that they don't want to give me the boot next year and I'm going to come for pretty much anyone.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, it seems like that for sure because this is a totally different Dorit than we've ever seen.
Podcast Host 2
And then Kyle tells Bose that she doesn't know the history between herself and dorit. And then Bose says that she would have thought PK was texting Kyle things other than memes. Someone says, hopefully not nudes.
Podcast Host 1
Well, Kyle's saying to Reit does not tell her anything. And those damn editors pulled out that Convo convo from 2023 to prove otherwise.
Podcast Host 2
I what happens? Somebody's relationship a year prior is very different. That her and PK weren't separated at that point in time. And also, guys, I'm going to say this right now. I don't need any kind of messages afterwards. I get it. Am I biased when it comes to Kyle? Yes. She is one of my best friends. I love her dearly. I'm not on the television show, so I can only discuss what I am watching on the show. And I'm doing the best that I can to recap what I'm watching, but I am not going to come for her. Even when there's episodes that aren't the best look like on this pod, I'm going to recap it. I'm happy for Tamara to share whatever she wants to share, but I think I know her heart. Like, I mean, hell, she's letting me freaking stay at her house on the nights that I am not in my own home. Like, I'm not in a place where I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna kick her while she's down and really tell her.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah, but I don't think that. I don't think that that's our M.O. at all on any housewives. We are just recapping as viewers what we say. So hopefully Kyle, as your friend can see that and be like, teddy has a job. Teddy is recapping the shows. Garcelle Sutton don't like Dorit, but they won't stick up for Kyle to save their life.
Podcast Host 2
No, they freaking.
Podcast Host 1
It would be. It would be a different show if in confessionals or in scenes, you know, some people would be like, you know, sticking up for Kyle or bringing out the obvious. And. And people aren't doing it, and so. I get it. I get it. But I. I'm sure Kyle knows that, you know, you are a good friend to her. And even the little bit you will say about her, it's not that deep. It's about a reality. It's about a reality TV show that is for entertainment purposes only. Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
And it's. You know, this entire thing between. I don't personally believe that Dorit cares that PK messaged Kyle.
Podcast Host 1
Well, she seems. She seems to care. So you think she's more doing it for the TV show?
Podcast Host 2
I. Well, I don't know. I mean, I. She has always been somebody that's been like, oh, yeah, PK is like one of the girl not girls.
Podcast Host 1
Like. Like, this is what I think the disconnect is, is Kyle's not texting. You know, Kyle and Dory are not in a good place, so it's not even playing field. Like, if I'm fighting with you and you're texting my husband while we're going through a separation, you bet your ass I'm gonna have a problem with it.
Podcast Host 2
Right?
Podcast Host 1
If it was that they were all friends or it was a group text or whatever. It was like, group text them one thing, but, you know, we find out that they're. The text that Kyle sent to PK wasn't a good look for Kyle. I mean, Kyle stepped in her own by reading that text. Out loud. Out loud. And if she was smart, she wouldn't have done that to the other girls that night at the Viper room. She would have pulled her phone out and said, here, look at it. Here are my text message to him. Look at it.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
I mean, shut it down.
Podcast Host 2
I think kind of in that moment, probably she should have just one. Not shown the text. I don't think the text did any favors.
Podcast Host 1
No, text didn't do her any favors.
Podcast Host 2
I was hoping it was going to be like a pimple popping video like the you used to send me.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. But let me tell you this. I give Kyle credit for showing that text message because it didn't make her look good. Do you know what I mean? Like, if. If it was one that was just like, oh, here's all the memes, and she deleted that one. She could have easily deleted that. Yeah. And said, go ahead, look through it. She showed it. Did it make her look good? No, it didn't. And especially because she wasn't talking to her to Dorit at the time, going on a group text with Dorit and PK even though Your relationship with Dorit wasn't good? My relationship with Shannon, we weren't speaking. When I found out that she was, you know, Alexis was dating John, I sent her a text immediately because I said, this has to be painful. I am so sorry. So regardless if she was mad at dread or not, I think a group text to both of them when they announced their divorce or separation. A group text between the two of them? Yeah. Just say, I'm so sorry that you guys are going through this. I feel your pain.
Podcast Host 2
Send me a group text when like, no, I'm not saying I'm not.
Podcast Host 1
I'm not communicating with Edwin.
Podcast Host 2
Right. I, I, I, I'm fine with going with. Yeah, she probably shouldn't have sent that text or showed that message or whatever it may be. I don't think there was mal intent. I think they were all family friends. And then her relationship with Dorit got.
Podcast Host 1
But you say family friends, but Kyle downplays her friendship with.
Podcast Host 2
But that's what I think the point is. I think PK is best friends with Mauricio. So there. And whether the other women like it or not, Mauricio and Kyle still still have a good, healthy friendship, and Dorit doesn't. So I, I mean, I don't know if she does or not, but what she's saying is she doesn't, but I'm not. Do I think that that was a good look? Absolutely not. But do I think the other women acting as if Kyle was trying to, I don't know, get in. But I.
Podcast Host 1
What are they?
Podcast Host 2
I don't even know what they're implying. They're just saying, you should have sent. Just say you shouldn't have sent the text.
Podcast Host 1
Okay, so her. Her text to PK is, I know you have a lot of friends. I'm also one. And here if you need me. I have never repeated anything that you have shared with me and never would.
Podcast Host 2
Then Garcelle says Kyle has been defending that it just. That it's just memes and, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Podcast Host 1
I, I mean, they shared other things in memes. It's one. It's.
Podcast Host 2
I think we're going to see more messages, but guess next episode.
Podcast Host 1
Okay, so do I think. Do I think that text was scandalous? No, but it wasn't good. It wasn't good.
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Podcast Host 2
Then we're at Sutton's house for tennis. Kyle tells Sutton that the last time her veins popped out of her head was when she was in a fight with Camille in 2010. The you're such a liar Camille fight. Sutton thinks Kyle has a problem when people stand up to her.
Podcast Host 1
I think there might be some truth to some of the cast members saying that if you don't, if you disagree with Kyle, she is sensitive. I'm going to throw the word sensitive. They didn't. And she can ice you out.
Podcast Host 2
But I don't think me watching.
Podcast Host 1
I think that could be inaccurate description of how Kyle deals with things. Her saying, her leading the conversation was, I called Mo and he said, PK's having a really hard time. It's probably not the way to go. And it just. This whole thing, like, I don't know, it's not. It's not good. I don't know how to explain it.
Podcast Host 2
Then we watch Garcelle saying she hurt her arm so she can't play tennis, so then she just wants to have a drink. Then Garcelle says if it was her, she would be upset. And Garcelle says her situation was similar, not like with infidelity, but in being angry at one another.
Podcast Host 1
Basically. Sutton bringing up that Mauricio cheated rumors was pretty ballsy of her to do it. But Kyle has insinuated. And they did flashbacks showing it that, you know, hasn't really said it, but there's been a lot of rumors. And Kyle kind of, you know, said, you know, he's done things to me that has maybe made me not trust him. But it was said like, mo cheating. She was kind of calm, said, who cheated? She was like, somebody was talking to her in a different language. I mean, you could tell she did not want to talk about this and moved on very quickly. Was a little bit sus to me. It's like, you know, get mad, say something. Huh? What? And there's this thing about, you know, reality tv. Once you give it life, it's got life. If you don't give it life, it's not going to go anywhere. So I think Kyle did what, you know, any seasoned reality star is going to go huh? What? What are you talking about?
Podcast Host 2
But I do wish Sutton would just own things. Like, we all know when she said the infidelity, it didn't just slip out of her mouth.
Podcast Host 1
No, it didn't.
Podcast Host 2
It wasn't even natural the way she said it. Like she had written it on her hand.
Podcast Host 1
And then it's like, I think that these girls have had a lot of pent up anger towards Kyle. I think Kyle has been displayed on the show as the chosen child. She's first seat next to Andy, no matter if she's in the thick of it or not. And I think that they are secretly enjoying this has happened to me on the show. Secretly enjoying her being taken down.
Podcast Host 2
Well, then Erica asked Dorit what she needs from Kyle in order to move forward. Dorit says Kyle doesn't say what she text to PK so it feels secretive. Then we see Bo's getting surgery for her fibroids. She's 47, but wants to be able to have a chance to carry a child. Her boyfriend has never had kids and wants to start a family with him. Then Bose tells Kyle that Dorit is bothered that Kyle isn't showing her the text. Kyle says there was a rumor online that Dorit had a thing for Mo because of the photo of kissing his shoulder. Kyle says, don't get me started about sending memes. And then Kyle says, out of principle, Dorit can F right off because she isn't showing the text.
Podcast Host 1
When Kyle brought out that picture, I thought, no, no. How do you compare those two? Bring out the picture of filming after a break in. I don't think that it helped your case. And Bo said the thing that I was thinking, this is a tit for a tat and a hit dog going to holler.
Podcast Host 2
I didn't really know what a hit dog that's going to holler me.
Podcast Host 1
Well, if you hit a dog, it's going to holler. One thing that I can. I know now is that Bose is always looking fabulous, even going to surgery. She had on this nice dress and everything, but did come home in more casual clothes.
Podcast Host 2
But then, don't you worry, she was glammed up. Glammed up to move. Storyline the next day. She wasn't wasting no time. Then she made sure to put those flowers or have somebody. I think her assistant's name was Nico. Put the flowers right next to each other. From Dorit style.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Then Kyle, Sutton and Garcelle decide they're gonna surprise Erica. This was not. Wouldn't have been my favorite surprise.
Podcast Host 1
Four single Girls sitting at Chuck E. Cheese said a lot to me. Beverly Hills sure has changed. Where is Lisa Rena when you need her? Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
Then Erica thinks she'll never be married again. She doesn't want a legal contract.
Podcast Host 1
I wouldn't do that either if something were to ever happen to my marriage, which it won't, knock on wood. Happily married. I don't. I mean, at, you know, in your 50s or whatever. Why? Why? Especially after Erica went through. I think that she's got ptsd. Like she's never going to get married. I wouldn't.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
I mean, they. But they are definitely giving Erica the damn pizza party that she deserves for sure. I knew as soon as I saw them going into a strip mall, I knew. I go, it's Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah, it's Chuck E. Cheese.
Podcast Host 2
Well, I didn't even know Chuck E. Cheese's were still around.
Podcast Host 1
We are. Most of them around us closed down. But I was shocked. Well, I was shocked that they actually got to clear it to film there. Well, such a big friend. Big franchises usually don't let us film.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
Garcelle thinks Kyle and Mo don't know what they want. Garcelles tells Kyle to do what she wants. If she wants to be a lesbian, be a lesbian. Garcelle saying, be whoever you want. Be a lesbian if you want to be. Then it's like radio silence.
Podcast Host 2
But the fact that she gives us if you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian monologue in the middle of Chuck E. Cheese could have been pulled from like a 90s, like after school Special.
Podcast Host 1
Like it was just. I mean, I'm telling you, they are. They're putting in little things like, you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian. What about the cheating? They want all this stuff to come out. They want it to come out. They know that they've been sitting on this information. And there's been so many rumors about Kyle and Morgan and Mo and cheating that they're like, yes, I finally get to, you know, bring this stuff up. And they're bringing it up. And you know what? All. All is fair. Honestly. Look what. Look what Erica went through for so many years with everything and how they treated her when her ex husband.
Podcast Host 2
I mean, I. But I also think then, like, show us a little bit about yourself.
Podcast Host 1
Like. Yeah, but I think that the problem is right now, and the audience thinks this as well, according to social media, that Kyle's on a reality show and they. She seems to be very secretive lately. And people, you know, they don't like that. They don't like it.
Podcast Host 2
Well, then Kyle reads her text with PK to Garcelle, Erica and Sutton. She texted pk, I know you have a lot of friends. We already. We already read the text. But then Garcelle tells those that Kyle read the text last night and it was basically saying she won't say anything. PK told her and never had. I don't. I'm scared to even speak, but I don't think she was meaning in regards to their divorce in that moment. Like, I'm just here as your friend, but Bo says there's clearly something going on and that Kyle fibbed is what Bose implied.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah. She definitely think that, you know, Kyle was lying about this. I think that Kyle stepped in her own. Like I said earlier regarding that text, I don't think it was going to land that way. I think she thought that it was just like, hey, I'm your friend. And it. It. Like I said. Do I think that her text was scandalous? No. But probably wasn't the smartest thing to have sent him that she knew that possibly could be read out loud.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
On this show, like, not talking to the wife and then going like, I won't repeat anything you say to me. Sounds a little bit like, you know, she got something up her sleeve.
Podcast Host 2
I think she was just trying to be nice, but it's.
Podcast Host 1
It's definitely a hard. I'm sure she was trying to be nice. It's a hard episode or season for Kyle. We all have them. I had it last year. It's not fun. It's hard. It's. You know, it takes a toll on your mental health for sure. You know, you. This. These shows can be swayed in any way anyway, so, you know, I asked Instagram what they thought they were very. You know, I would say 90 was pro dory. They didn't think she was being Kyle's being honest. They thought people are saying, like, they're definitely making Kyle the vic. The villain this year. She's a little bit delusional. And then, of course, they said, make sure Teddy's not biased, guys.
Podcast Host 2
Doing the best that I can. Doing the best that I can at this moment.
Podcast Host 1
But yeah, yeah, I think it would have become. It would have been better if Kyle would have text Dorit. Even though they weren't getting along when the announcement of the separation came out. Like, I'm so sorry you're going through that. I know how it feels. Wishing you the best.
Podcast Host 2
I know, but do we know if she did or didn't?
Podcast Host 1
No. I mean, I We. I think we would have heard it. I think Kyle would have said something. Yeah, I think we did hear it.
Podcast Host 2
I don't know if we did. Bravo. Show us that edit again. We can't remember.
Podcast Host 1
But then my question is, did Dorit reach out to Kyle? When the separation, you know, it goes both ways.
Podcast Host 2
I think that's, you know, show friends. Real friends.
Podcast Host 1
Yeah.
Podcast Host 2
But who knows?
Podcast Host 1
Oh, God. Okay, you can breathe now, Teddy.
Podcast Host 2
Oh, my God.
Podcast Host 1
No, Kyle, I'm telling you, we love you. We think you're great. Like, it's just. We're recapping what we're seeing on the show.
Podcast Host 2
Yeah.
Podcast Host 1
Nothing serious.
Podcast Host 2
All right, guys, well, we'll be back tomorrow to recap Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Podcast Host 1
Oh, okay. Is it season finale, right?
Podcast Host 2
No.
Podcast Host 1
Is it? Why do I feel like it's their season? Yes, it is. No, I know. No, rude. Salt Lake City is the one show that I just feel like should just have, like, 50.
Podcast Host 2
It could be on the loop.
Podcast Host 1
On a loop. Just keep playing it.
Podcast Host 2
Yep. Wish it would.
Podcast Host 1
All right, guys.
Podcast Host 2
Bye.
Podcast Host 1
Bye.
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Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge Episode Summary: "Pubic Hair and Pigeons" (RHONY & RHOBH Recap) Release Date: January 16, 2025
In the episode titled "Pubic Hair and Pigeons," hosts Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge dive deep into the latest happenings of The Real Housewives of New York (RHONY) and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH). Balancing personal anecdotes with sharp commentary, Teddi and Tamra offer listeners an engaging and candid analysis of the drama unfolding within these reality TV franchises.
The episode kicks off with Teddi and Tamra sharing personal updates about their current lives. Teddi mentions she's staying at Big Bear, enduring freezing temperatures:
Teddi [01:15]: "I am at Big Bear right now freezing my tits off. It's about 30 degrees here."
Tamra echoes the sentiment, expressing feelings of mental fatigue and the challenges of "nesting" without her children:
Tamra [01:23]: "My mental health is not the world's best today... nesting is really freaking hard."
Early into the podcast, Teddi and Tamra address a conflict with a housewife named Uba (UBA). Teddi relays a message from Uba expressing dissatisfaction with the latest podcast episode:
Teddi [03:25]: "Uba... she is not happy with you about the latest podcast."
Tamra defends their stance, emphasizing the genuine nature of their recaps despite potential misunderstandings:
Tamra [05:00]: "Once UBA did realize it, it hurt Aaron's feelings. She probably could have handled the apology differently."
The hosts collectively apologize to Uba, clarifying that their recaps are impartial viewer perspectives aimed at honesty:
Teddi [06:22]: "We are sorry, you guys. When we recap these shows, it's nothing personal."
The discussion shifts to the specifics of the RHONY episode. Teddi and Tamra dissect various confrontations and heated exchanges among the cast members. Key moments include Uba's aggressive comments and Bren's frustrations:
Tamra [07:23]: "UBA screams, this bitch is lying. You son of a..."
Teddi [07:41]: "Naomi and Giselle wish. Would you like to take this?"
Teddi criticizes Uba's handling of sensitive topics, suggesting her demeanor comes off as disingenuous:
Teddi [08:01]: "If you really think that was a moment where she was like, wow, you know what? No, it wasn't."
The hosts also discuss Uba's comparisons to supermodels, finding them inauthentic and questioning her confidence:
Teddi [08:31]: "I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County."
Tamra [09:02]: "I love a person with confidence. I wish I had that love."
Transitioning to RHOBH, Teddi and Tamra highlight conflicts arising from group trips and personal tensions. They focus on Uba's negative comments about Puerto Rico and the corresponding reactions:
Teddi [11:00]: "I think UBA would have been upset if someone spoke about her home country that way."
They critique the authenticity of the show's portrayal, noting forced interactions and unnatural behavior among the housewives:
Tamra [12:01]: "The beach fun didn't really seem like anyone really was excited about it. It was a rough one."
Teddi and Tamra delve into the behavioral patterns of the housewives, assessing motivations and underlying tensions. They analyze Uba's overreactions and Tamra points out the strategic maneuvers by cast members to maintain their image on the show:
Tamra [22:12]: "She is now with somebody who has now allegedly billions of dollars... trying to control other people's behaviors."
The hosts debate the balance between authenticity and entertainment value, questioning whether the housewives' actions are genuine or scripted for dramatic effect:
Teddi [14:15]: "I think the show's authentic... How about how?"
They also touch upon specific incidents, such as synchronized swimming and inappropriate comments, highlighting the lack of naturalness in some interactions:
Tamra [15:03]: "Jenna was really into it and evidently took classes as a kid at the local."
Throughout the episode, Teddi and Tamra reference notable quotes from both the podcast and the housewives, providing timestamps for key moments:
Teddi [03:27]: "She told her that she is not Naomi, and I think she would have said, you know, like... she just denies that she was being shady."
Tamra [07:41]: "Naomi and Giselle wish. Would you like to take this?"
Teddi [17:04]: "This is the only authentic thing on the show so far."
Tamra [20:04]: "Aaron was a little two sheets to the wind."
Teddi [35:17]: "I'm missing my opinionated sigh."
As the episode wraps up, Teddi and Tamra express their personal frustrations with certain cast members while commending others for their authenticity. They acknowledge the difficulty in recapping the shows without causing friction with the housewives but reaffirm their commitment to honest and insightful commentary:
Tamra [33:50]: "We're just recapping as viewers what we say."
They tease upcoming content, including a recap of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and maintain a supportive stance towards their listeners and friends within the reality TV sphere.
Key Takeaways:
This episode of Two Ts In A Pod offers listeners a thorough and engaging recap of the latest episodes of RHONY and RHOBH, enriched by Teddi and Tamra's personal insights and dynamic interactions. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the Housewives franchise, this summary encapsulates the key moments and analyses from "Pubic Hair and Pigeons."