Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

Episode: "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" (RHOM Recap)

Date: August 7, 2025

Overview

In this lively episode, Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge recap Season 7, Episode 9 of The Real Housewives of Miami (RHOM)—a self-described “filler episode,” but one that still sparks plenty of commentary, tangents, and trademark Two Ts candor. The duo weaves in candid health updates, TV obsessions (hello, Yellowstone), and their signature behind-the-scenes housewife perspective. They discuss key RHOM storylines—ranging from friendship feuds and apologies to private jet drama—while seamlessly mixing in personal anecdotes, pop culture chatter, and cheeky humor.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Tamra’s Health Update and Coping with Uncertainty

• 00:44–06:00
  • Tamra opens up about feeling unwell and being on edge awaiting results to determine if she can receive another round of immunotherapy.
  • Teddi offers encouragement, and they discuss the challenge of waiting for significant health news.
  • Tamra seeks pillow recommendations for comfort due to neck and back pain.
  • Quote:
    • Tamra: “Yeah, I think it's nervous energy... that waiting around feeling, you know, when you're just—” (04:00)

2. TV Tangents: Entering the World of Yellowstone

• 06:06–07:00
  • Tamra started Yellowstone for the first time, and Teddi predicts Tamra is about to become "obsessed."
    • Quote:
      • Teddi: “You're gonna save a horse and ride a cowboy.” (06:18)
  • They swoon over the show's characters—especially Casey and Beth—and discuss favorite one-liners.

3. RHOM Recap: Season 7, Episode 9

• 07:04–44:12

A. Filler Episode Vibe

• Both note it was “very much a filler episode" with less drama than usual and a slower pace to the storyline.
  • Quote:
    • Tamra: “Very much a filler episode. Starts off... not much going on.” (07:12)

B. Marisol & Adriana: Body Shaming and Apologies

• Marisol and Julia lunch; Adriana tension:
  • Conflict over past body-shaming accusations resurfaces.
  • Teddi reflects on her own remarks being misconstrued as fat-shaming and clarifies intent.
    • Quote:
      • Teddi: “I was simply saying I feel like she's obsessed… with being on the show.” (07:44)
    • Tamra: “Transforming herself by doing the things that involve you so she could get on the show?” (08:52)
• Adriana attends Marisol’s party to apologize, admitting she was wrong—a rare moment of resolution in the group.
  • Teddi: “I was happy that Adriana could admit she was wrong and apologize. I mean, these are. This is what the show's about.” (18:24)

C. Alexia’s Heartbreak & Spain Trip Plotline

• Marisol tries to plan a supportive trip for Alexia to Spain amid Alexia's breakup with Todd.
• Tamra jokingly dubs the episode “F. Todd,” expressing her frustration with Todd’s presence in the story.
  • Quote:
    • Tamra: “I want to call this episode F. Todd… F. Todd and his birthday.” (17:44)

D. Doggy Brothel & Lighthearted Moments

• Adriana and Lisa bring a dog to a “doggy brothel” before neutering, sparking amusement and confusion.
  • Tamra: “Is a doggy brothel like a real thing? There was a lot of humping going on.” (18:03)

E. Gertie’s Cancer Journey & Intimacy Struggles

• Gertie calls Dr. Jackie Walters for advice on navigating intimacy with her husband during cancer treatment.
• Tamra personally relates, discussing changes in sex drive, energy, and self-image during health struggles. The conversation turns candid and humorous, involving stories about sex toys and vibrators.
  • Tamra: “When you're not feeling your best… your sex drive changes. Plus, you know, once we—” (19:04)
  • Memorable moment: Teddi’s sex shop story, buying “three things,” all rose gold (20:27–21:33)

F. Julia’s Relationship Drama & Self-Centered Demeanor

• Speculation about Julia having an affair with Captain Sandy; hosts doubt the rumor’s credibility, instead characterizing Julia as self-absorbed—especially given her strained relationship with her daughters and failing to communicate her adoption plans.
  • Teddi: “She did open up about her daughters not having a good relationship with them… they’re not happy about the adoption.” (24:48)
  • Tamra: “I think that Julia might just be a little self Consumed.” (25:05)

G. Gertie vs. Julia: Water-Throwing & Group Dynamics

• Rehashing the infamous water-throwing scene; post-cancer empathy for Gertie.
  • Tamra: “Gertie's just come through cancer… they throw water in her face. And then she just sits there and takes it… Imagine that.” (26:57)
• No one in the group stood up for Gertie, which the hosts found troubling.

H. Marisol’s “Preppy” Lunch, Clique Drama, and Regifting

• Discussion about Marisol’s “preppy lunch” party theme.
• Kiki told Marisol that Gertie called her and Alexia “a cult”—the hosts note it was probably meant as “clique.”
• Jokes about regifting.
  • Teddi: “Don’t we all regift at some point?” (30:34)

I. Private Jet Mind Games & Beverly Hills Comparisons

• Stephanie’s private jet antics: She can only bring four people to Spain, leading to competitive “jet seat” drama and mind games, which the hosts call out as classic “housewifery.”
  • Tamra: “She plays like a mind game… seeing if one of them will pick the jet over their friendship… which I thought was weird.” (39:17)
• They compare it to similar scenarios on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Orange County.
• Practical reflections on private jet travel vs. flying first class or JSX.

4. Bonus Tangents & Behind-the-Scenes

• 44:12–50:01

A. Housewife Gossip: Denise Richards & Brandi Glanville

• Rumor mill: Denise Richards is spotted filming again, possibly for a cast trip. Tamra shares anecdotes about Aaron, Denise’s husband, being “uncomfortable” to film with.
  • Tamra: “I don't want to use the word hostile, but it was definitely to the point where I was like, hey, uncomfortable. Don’t talk to me that way.” (46:16)
• Brandi Glanville’s ongoing health saga: Her attempt to cure “face parasites” with Nair, leading to a chemical burn. Both hosts express sadness and concern.
  • Tamra: “It just seems like self-diagnosing yourself by adding Nair to your face… is not the smartest plan.” (48:10)
  • Teddi: “Watching it makes me feel sad… her face is like disfigured now... that’d be—” (48:46)

B. Wrap-up Banter

• Tamra heads to a doctor’s appointment; closing with some raunchy jokes about where one should use Nair.
  • Teddi: “Can I put it on my cooch?”
  • Tamra: “Sure. Burn that bush.” (50:01)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You’re gonna save a horse and ride a cowboy.” – Teddi (06:18)
• “I want to call this episode F. Todd. I’m done with F. Todd. F. Todd.” – Tamra (17:44)
• “Gertie’s just come through cancer… they throw water in her face. And then she just sits there and takes it...” – Tamra (26:57)
• “It just seems like self-diagnosing yourself by adding Nair to your face… is not the smartest plan.” – Tamra (48:10)
• [On being recognized at the sex shop] “Teddy, you need to concentrate on your children and your health. You shouldn't be masturbating.” – Teddi, imagining tabloids (21:48)
• “Can I put it [Nair] on my cooch?” – Teddi
  “Sure. Burn that bush.” – Tamra (50:01)

Timestamps for Major Segments

• Health Update & Coping: 03:42–06:00
• Yellowstone Tangent: 06:06–07:00
• RHOM Recap Opens: 07:04
• Body Shaming / Adriana-Marisol: 07:14–08:58
• Alexia’s Spain Trip/Todd: 17:00–17:53
• Doggy Brothel: 18:03–18:10
• Gertie, Dr. Jackie, and Sex Post-Cancer: 18:49–22:29
• Julia’s Self-Absorption & Family Drama: 24:48–26:32
• Water-Throwing Scene: 26:57–28:04
• Preppy Lunch & Clique Drama: 28:48–30:34
• Jet Drama: 38:52–42:49
• Beverly Hills/Air Travel Comparison: 43:38–44:12
• Denise Richards/Brandi Glanville Gossip: 44:40–49:20

Final Tone

Upbeat, unfiltered, and irreverent—true to Teddi and Tamra’s “Housewives, recapping Housewives” style. Their blend of gossip, real-life vulnerability, and industry savvy makes even a “filler” episode sparkle with wit and relatability.

Takeaway

Even when the Bravo drama is light, Teddi and Tamra bring the personality, honesty, and inside scoop—offering plenty for Housewives fans and reality TV newcomers alike.