Two Ts In A Pod: The Twot Seat – MARYSOL PATTON (RHOM)
Airdate: September 3, 2025
Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp & Tamra Judge
Guest: Marysol Patton (The Real Housewives of Miami)
Episode Overview
This episode welcomes Marysol Patton, Miami OG and fan-favorite from The Real Housewives of Miami, into the “Twot Seat.” Teddi, Tamra, and Marysol swap stories from the Bravo universe, rehash recent RHOM drama, discuss cast dynamics, tease the infamous reunion, and serve up plenty of candid opinions, behind-the-scenes revelations, and humorous moments. The vibe: fun, candid, and a bit unfiltered—a true blend of housewives gossip, wisdom, and shade.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Birthdays, Bravo News & Realness
- Celebrations: Tamra’s birthday is acknowledged, with playful banter over age and housewife timelines.
- “We are the same age now, Marisol.” – Tamra (04:11)
- Talk of Karen Huger’s (RHOP) release from prison and thoughts on how returning housewives should re-enter the limelight.
- “I hope she comes out as she is and doesn’t have to get glammed... we need the real, the raw after something like that.” – Tamra (05:01)
Miami Social Life & Housewife Labels
- Bougie vs. Keeping it Real: They joke about Marisol’s designer wardrobe and the superficial side of Housewives.
- “Why are you looking at the... Tamra, look at my soul. My soul.” – Marisol (06:24)
- Nicknames, terms of endearment, and why Lisa Hoxstein got sensitive about being called ‘monkey.’
- “It became a… bone of contention… I like giving people a name. And it’s like, it’s because I love you. It’s fun.” – Marisol (06:49)
Relationship Talk & Repeated Weddings
- On Lisa’s relationship with Jody:
- “I think she’s a better Lisa with Jody… He’s quiet, he’s calm, and I feel like Lisa’s calmer with him, so that’s always good.” – Marisol (08:08)
- Marisol reveals she’s technically married to Steve three times—anniversary celebrations, rather than new marriages.
- “If I do him every year, then I’m gonna run out of locations. It’s just like an anniversary celebration. Like you celebrate your birthday.” – Marisol (08:57)
RHOM Drama & Production Insider
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Wedding Party Explosion
- Marisol’s wedding party was a surprise, not staged by her, and she didn’t take the chaos personally:
- “We’re filming a show and everyone’s doing their overacting and shit… Julia slammed the glass, water got on all of us… You can’t do that.” – Marisol (10:15)
- On Julia and Gertie’s feud: Julia’s temper was stoked by Gertie, but there’s more to hear at the reunion.
- “She explains… at the reunion, so I think you guys should watch the reunion. She’ll explain why…” – Marisol (13:00)
- Marisol’s wedding party was a surprise, not staged by her, and she didn’t take the chaos personally:
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Blockings & Feuds
- Marisol currently has two cast members blocked: Adriana and Gertie (28:00).
- “I did it a few days before the reunion. … She takes things that have been resolved from months ago… and then puts something on her Instagram and starts dragging it.” – Marisol (28:06)
- Multiple cast members have blocked Gertie over social media behavior (29:30).
- Marisol currently has two cast members blocked: Adriana and Gertie (28:00).
Casting, Taglines & Housewives Hierarchy
- Marisol reflects on her “Friend-of” status and lack of desire for a full-time housewife slot:
- “If I’m gonna have to tear my friends down to be a housewife, then I don’t want it…” – Marisol (20:49)
- Shares her tagline (were she a housewife):
- “I love to rock a pony and I can always spot a phony.” – Marisol (21:24)
Hair Business & Charity
- Marisol discusses her hair extension business, Locks & Main, and their charity for patients with hair loss:
- “We have a charity called Strong Like Me… started donating the wigs and the hair. And then… now we do adults and…” – Marisol (22:30)
- Offers to send Teddi wigs/extensions, touching moment acknowledging Teddi's health journey (23:07).
Reunion Teases & Cast Dynamics
- The reunion is hyped as explosive, unlike anything seen before; major revelations promised.
- “I’ve never heard anything like this in my life. And everyone’s gonna be floored. I’m just saying. And I’m not hyping it up, I swear to you.” – Marisol (13:41)
- Stephanie and Alexia got the first seats at reunion, surprising some, but not Marisol.
- “Maybe he did it for his own mental health.” – Marisol on Andy’s seating choices (24:50)
- Stephanie’s ‘annoying’ moments are mostly a product of editing; off-camera, she’s more well-rounded.
- “You know how it works. They pick, like, the strong, most annoying part of your personality and they just stick to that.” – Tamra (25:59)
Adriana Feud & Yacht Incident
- Body shaming and hypocrisy:
- “I got a problem with body shaming. Yeah. You know, at any age, it’s…” – Marisol (33:54)
- Marisol reveals reconciliations are made off-camera but not always reflected on the show due to editing choices.
- On Adriana:
- “I knew we were supposed to be getting along… so I stayed so quiet because I wanted to do what… I’m supposed to do.” – Marisol (35:40)
- “Adriana brings a prop. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Okay. It wasn’t for me this time. Wow.” – Marisol teasing the reunion (48:06)
Package Deals, Friendship & Alexia
- Teddi and Tamra quiz Marisol about her close friendship (“package deal”) with Alexia.
- “We’re thick as thieves. We’re old friends. We’ve come this far. And I’ve told her… no stupid television show is gonna, you know, cause us to have a problem.” – Marisol (38:34)
Relationship Reflections: Alexia & Todd
- Marisol believes Todd’s return was calculated during filming.
- “I think that he strategically decided to come back into the scene and enamor her while we were filming… And it worked.” – Marisol (40:12)
- Confirms that Alexia and Todd are no longer in contact, and that Alexia herself cut things off.
- “You have to walk away completely and, and, and block all communication. I’ve been there.” – Marisol (41:36)
- Suggests Alexia should look for someone new, outside of Miami.
Private Jet, Seating Chart, and Cast Tensions
- The infamous private jet seating chart is dissected, showing how production and cast decisions interplay.
- “She (Stephanie) was very emotional that evening… she was also torn because she was in between the Lisa Larsa problem…” – Marisol (42:29)
- Multiple cast members debated even going on the trip.
Cast Trust and Friendship Outside Cameras
- Marisol says she does trust Julia, but hasn't had her trust tested yet.
- “I’ve never had a reason to not trust her, but I’ve never also challenged that. So I don’t know, but I… think she’s cool and like a cool, fun girl to hang out with.” – Marisol (45:24)
- Closest with Alexia and Larsa: “Like, Larsa will call all the time and text us and… let’s have a pool party…” (45:54)
Social Media, Follows, and Breakups
- On whether to follow unfollow Marcus (Larsa’s ex): “I asked her. … And then when they broke up, I just unfollowed him.” – Marisol (46:31)
- Marisol never followed Lenny due to lack of friendliness.
Teasing the Reunion, Drink Throwing & Events
- Drink toss and group text drama dissected; Marisol hopes unseen reactions make it to air.
- Both parties (Gertie and Julia) acted badly, in her view, and the fallout still lingers.
- “I don’t like either of their behavior. And from day one, I’ve said they were both wrong.” – Marisol (52:24)
Promoting Locks & Main
- Marisol plugs her business and charity:
- “Locks in Maine is sold at HSN or 500 Ulta stores… In October, we’ll be in dry bars… And she started that charity and I’m really proud to be a part of it.” – Marisol (53:11, 53:59)
Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps
- On the Housewife Show Experience
- “If I’m gonna have to tear my friends down to be a housewife, then I don’t want it…” – Marisol (20:49)
- On Reunions
- “I’ve never heard anything like this in my life. And everyone’s gonna be floored. I’m just saying. And I’m not hyping it up, I swear to you.” – Marisol (13:41)
- On Cast Drama
- “I got a problem with body shaming. Yeah. You know, at any age, it’s…” – Marisol (33:54)
- “She takes things that have been resolved from months ago… and then puts something on her Instagram and starts dragging it.” (28:16)
- On Friendships
- “We’re thick as thieves. We’re old friends. We’ve come this far. And I’ve told her… no stupid television show is gonna, you know, cause us to have a problem.” (38:34)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Tamra's Birthday and Bravo Gossip: 04:03 – 06:01
- Lisa’s Relationship & Marysol’s Anniversary Marriages: 08:03 – 09:18
- Wedding Party Drama/Production Insights: 10:01 – 11:53
- Blockings and Fights (Social Media Impact): 27:40 – 29:44
- Housewife Status, Tagline Fun: 20:00 – 21:41
- Locks & Main, Charity Work: 22:08 – 23:47, 53:11 – 53:59
- Adriana Feud and Yacht Incident: 33:43 – 37:00
- Alexia & Todd Dynamic: 39:28 – 41:38
- Private Jet Seating Chart: 42:13 – 44:49
- Drink Toss, Reunion Teases: 48:01 – 51:32
Episode Tone & Takeaways
Candid, irreverent, but also strikingly honest, this episode offers both lighthearted housewife banter and a peek behind the curtain at Bravo’s carefully edited drama. Marysol is open about cast feuds, production reality, and where friendships stand. Listeners get exclusive hints about upcoming Miami reunion bombshells, a feel for the unique camaraderie (and dysfunction) of the cast, and a dose of humor and resilience from one of Bravo’s sharpest socialites.
