Two Ts Take NOLA

Summary

Podcast Summary: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Episode: Two Ts Take NOLA
Release Date: February 9, 2025

Hosted by Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge, "Two Ts In A Pod" offers an insider’s look into the glamorous and often dramatic world of the Real Housewives. In the episode titled "Two Ts Take NOLA," recorded live from the vibrant Coffee Mate Cold Foam House in New Orleans, Teddi and Tamra dive deep into their experiences in the city, share hilarious anecdotes, and engage in spirited discussions about their favorite Reality TV personalities.

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1. Welcome to New Orleans

The episode kicks off with Teddi and Tamra settling into the lively ambiance of New Orleans, setting the stage for an entertaining episode filled with fun and insightful conversations.

Tamra Judge [00:32]:
"Hey, everyone, it's Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Welcome to Two T's in a Pod, recording live from the Coffee Mate Cold Foam house in New Orleans."

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2. Exploring New Orleans and Past Events

Teddi and Tamra recount their first night in New Orleans, highlighting memorable moments such as attending a Chris Stapleton concert and the energetic atmosphere of the city.

Tamra Judge [02:06]:
"Yeah. I mean, last night we went out, guys, we saw Chris Stapleton. He was so good. We're so happy to be here."

They discuss the excitement surrounding upcoming events, including plans to explore more of the city and engage in local festivities beyond just the football game.

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3. Super Bowl Plans and Party Preparations

As the big game approaches, the hosts delve into their Super Bowl party plans, debating whether to host at home or attend a larger gathering. They share their preferences for snacks and drinks, emphasizing their love for espresso martinis enhanced with Coffee Mate cold foam.

Tamra Judge [09:21]:
"But Edwin does. Do you prefer to go to a Super Bowl party or to just stay home and enjoy the game and eat and watch the commercial?"

Tamra Judge [09:28]:
"I like to have snacks. So if there was like a queso dip and a cold foam espresso martini, I would be happy. But I don't need to watch the football game."

They also touch upon their excitement for the halftime show, reminiscing about past performances and speculating on this year's lineup.

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4. Encounter with Chris Stapleton's Assistant

A humorous recount of their interaction with Chris Stapleton's assistant adds a layer of celebrity encounter to the episode. Tamra shares her frustration and amusement over the missed opportunity to meet Chris Stapleton himself.

Tamra Judge [14:15]:
"But I was pretty upset because the assistant came up and said, 'Hey, my wife is a huge fan of yours,' and you're like, 'I'm a huge fan of Chris. He's my boss.'"

Tamra Judge [15:01]:
"I'm actually annoyed now that I'm reminded of this entire thing that played out. Like, why?"

This segment highlights the challenges of navigating celebrity interactions and adds a relatable twist to their New Orleans adventure.

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5. Real Housewives Discussions

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing various cast members from the Real Housewives franchise. Teddi and Tamra share their opinions on different housewives, debating who stands out, who they find relatable, and who they believe brings drama to the shows.

Tamra Judge [20:37]:
"She's rich. Her kids are all very intelligent and smart and nice. She's got a nice mom."
(Discussing Sutton Strack)

Tamra Judge [22:14]:
"Currently or back in the day? Like, I loved her back. I haven't seen anything that she's done recently."
(Talking about Kim Zolciak)

These discussions provide fans with deeper insights and differing perspectives on their favorite reality TV stars.

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6. Fun and Games Segment

Engaging in playful banter, Teddi and Tamra introduce a game segment where they pose hypothetical "Would You Rather" questions related to the Real Housewives universe. The lighthearted game fosters laughter and reveals more about their personalities and preferences.

Tamra Judge [17:31]:
"I'm scared to answer this, because then you're gonna be mad at me for the rest of the day."

Tamra Judge [27:37]:
"He's hot. He's hot. He's hot. He's hot."
(Discussing Juan Dixon)

These interactions highlight their chemistry and ability to entertain listeners with spontaneous and amusing conversations.

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7. Lighthearted Banter and Personal Anecdotes

Throughout the episode, Teddi and Tamra engage in humorous exchanges about everyday topics, such as foot ratings on WikiFeet and their experiences with social media misunderstandings. Their candidness and playful teasing add an intimate feel to the podcast.

Tamra Judge [24:07]:
"Cause I'm gonna pick your husband. He's hot and he's a nice guy, and he's gonna help out."

Tamra Judge [24:27]:
"You can't say concerned about my own. Like, who's scoring my foot? A five. They must not be very picky."

These moments showcase their authentic friendship and ability to connect with their audience through relatable humor.

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8. Closing Remarks and Coffee Mate Plug

As the episode wraps up, Teddi and Tamra express their gratitude to Coffee Mate for sponsoring the show. They reinforce their partnership and encourage listeners to try the new Coffee Mate Cold Foam, tying back to the episode's setting in New Orleans.

Tamra Judge [29:38]:
"The new Coffee Mate Cold Foam is available now and makes any coffee feel like a fun little treat. Aren’t I more fun than when we started this pod?"

Tamra Judge [29:53]:
"Coffee Mate, a little foam. A lot of fun."

Their closing remarks maintain the episode's upbeat and positive tone, leaving listeners with a memorable sign-off.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Tamra Judge [02:03]:
  "This is really good."

• Tamra Judge [09:05]:
  "Voting?"
  (In response to a misinterpretation about voting in football)

• Tamra Judge [17:35]:
  "Cause I'm gonna pick your husband. He's hot and he's a nice guy."

• Tamra Judge [22:14]:
  "Currently or back in the day? Like, I loved her back."
  (Discussing Kim Zolciak)

• Tamra Judge [24:02]:
  "You're a 5 on WikiFeet. A 5."

These quotes encapsulate the humor, spontaneity, and candidness that Teddi and Tamra bring to their podcast, making "Two Ts Take NOLA" a must-listen for fans of the Real Housewives and reality TV enthusiasts.

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Transcript

[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Tamara Judge]

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hey, everyone, it's Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Welcome to two T's in a Pod, recording live from the Coffee Mate Cold Foam house in New Orleans.

This special episode of Two Teas in a Pod is brought to you by.

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We're recording in New Orleans for the big game, but we're here for more than just football. We're here for the party.

Let's go. By the way, we need another one.

I know cold foam in my house is a necessity, and I feel like if we just lived in this house right here, we'd have free cold foam for days.

This house is really cute. The cold foam is really delicious. I'm almost in a good mood at this point.

Well, every morning, me and Sophia have the cold foam in our hot coffee. In our cold coffee.

How many coffees do you have a day?

I have two. What do you think's better in the espresso martini?

I don't know. We have to ask the professional.

The vanilla, what flavors?

He's like, just decide. So I don't have to hold these any longer. The Italian sweet grape would go really well with this. Okay. Do we put it on the top?

Yes.

Cheers. Oh, this is so good.

Cheers. To New Orleans.

To making it our first night in New Orleans.

I know.

We did it. Barely.

This is really good.

Yeah. I mean, last night we went out, guys, we saw Chris Stapleton. He was so good. We're so happy to be here.

Jelly roll. And so tonight, are we going big?

I don't think we can go bigger than last night.

Let's go to a nice restaurant.

Let's go to all the houses today.

Okay?

Because we already know that this is going to be the best one. But we still like to judge. We listen and we don't judge. But we're always judging.

Glad you cleared that up.

I just wanted to be clear, but.

I think if you have another espresso martini, we might need to. You might go out.

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I don't want to get it on you.

So if you get it on me, we're. Our friendship's over.

Okay.

That is a delicious snacky poo. So good. I'm taking this.

No, no, it's seriously, like, I'm gonna do a little Italian cream. Whole lot of fun, a whole lot.

Of foam, whole lot of. I'm pissed.

The good thing is it dries clear.

It's fine with your hair when it's in my armpit.

Did it get in your pit?

It's not yoga. It was a dust cold foam.

It was literally about ready to come out my nose.

We're gonna take a quick break, but we'll be right back with more two T's in a pod from the Coffee Mate Cold Foam house in New Orleans.

[Arturo Castro]

Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and narcos and roadhouse and so many commercials. Back pain. And now I'm starting a podcast because, honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week, I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buck wild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon Levitt, and Zoe Chao.

[Tamara Judge]

Titanic, Charles Manson, Alcatraz, Assata Shakur, the sketchy guy named Steve.

[Arturo Castro]

It's giving funny true crime.

[AJ Stephens]

I love storytelling and I love you so I can't wait.

[Arturo Castro]

Listen and subscribe to Greatest escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Mike Galura]

I started to live a double life when I was a teenager, responsible and driven and wild and out of control. My head is pounding. I'm confused. I don't know why I'm in jail. It's hard to understand what hope is when you're trapped in a cycle of addiction. Addiction took me to the darkest places. I had an AK47 pointed at my head. But one night a new door opened and I made it into the rooms of recovery. The path would have roadblocks and detours, stalls and relapses. But when I was feeling the most lost, I found hope with community and I made my way back this season. Join me on my journey through addiction and recovery, a story told in 12 steps. Listen to Crumbs as part of the Mike Galura Podcast Network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[AJ Stephens]

Ever wonder what it's like to be on the phone with an NFL general manager as you finalize the biggest contract in NFL history? AJ I'm AJ Stephens, Vice president of Client strategy at Athletes first, where we've negotiated $1.4 billion in current NFL quarterback contracts. Introducing the Athletes First Family podcast, the Quarterback Series, along with my co host Brian Murphy, Athletes first CEO, we're pulling back the curtain on how these historic deals come together. You'll hear directly from the agents who shaped the NFL's financial landscape, the ones who negotiated Justin Herbert's extension and Deshaun Watson's fully guaranteed contract that sent shockwaves through the league. This isn't just about the numbers, though. It's about the untold stories behind these massive negotiations and the relationships the NFL superstars like Dak Prescott, Tua Tungavailoa, and Jordan Love have with their agents at Athletes First. For the first time ever, the agents who orchestrate these deals are sharing the details of the negotiations and everything that led up to their clients signing on the dotted line. Listen to the Athletes First Family podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Ellie Flynn]

We want to speak out, we want to raise awareness, and we want this to stop.

[Tamara Judge]

Wow.

Very powerful.

[Ellie Flynn]

I'm Ellie Flynn and I'm an investigative journalist. When a group of models from the UK wanted my help, I went on a journey deep into the heart of the adult entertainment industry.

[Tamara Judge]

I really wanted to be a Playboy model. Lingerie topless.

I said y.

[Ellie Flynn]

At the center of this murky world is an alleged predator.

[Tamara Judge]

You know who he is because of his pattern of behavior.

He's just spinning the web for you to get trapped in it.

He's everywhere and has been everywhere.

It's so much worse and so much more widespread than I had anticipated.

[Ellie Flynn]

Together, we're going to expose him and the rotten industry he works in.

[Tamara Judge]

It's not just me. We're an army in comparison to him.

[Ellie Flynn]

Listen to the Bunny trap on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Tamara Judge]

And we're back recording live from the Coffee Mate coldfilm house in New Orleans.

So since we are getting into two T's in a pod, we have to talk about that. It's only 10:30am and I've already gotten in one altercation today.

No, you're no altercations.

No, you were.

No, because tomorrow is the big game.

I can't be focused on the big game when people are making up big lies.

Who do you want to win?

I don't know. We thought the color was teal. Today it's red. No.

And green. I swear it's the Chiefs.

I know what teams are playing. Who are you voting for?

Who do you want to win?

Voting?

Is there a voting in there? A president at the end? Is there voting in football?

Taylor Swift?

There's no crying in baseball.

Listen, I don't know.

Go sports, Go Taylor's boyfriend. But okay. So do you have super bowl parties at your house? Normally, if you're at home, no.

But Edwin does.

Do you prefer to go to a Super bowl party or to just stay home and enjoy the game and eat and watch the commercial?

I like to have snacks. So if there was like a queso dip and a cold foam espresso martini, I would be happy. But I don't need to watch the football game.

So are you excited for who's playing at the halftime?

I don't know. Who is playing at the halftime?

Kendrick Lamar is playing halftime.

I'm sorry. I get really excited for the commercials.

But let me ask you a question. What past halftime performance did you like? Let me give you some choices now.

Oh, thank you.

Rihanna 2023, Shakira and JLo 2020. Lady Gaga 2017. Katy Perry in 2015, Beyonce 2013, or Madonna in 2012?

What's the controversy? One where, like, Justin Timberlake pulled down Janet Jackson. That was my favorite.

Were you born then?

No. But you were probably 25.

But who would you like to see perform at the next halftime show?

If I could pick anyone.

Yeah, you. Oh, that would be. That would be a real joy.

You're a good singer, too.

What about a country singer?

Hold on. I'm in love with Chris Stapleton. I already talked about this.

But he's married.

I know. And I like his wife, too.

I know, but we can. What about Taylor Swift? Do you think that'd be too.

I think that's too on the nose, so. I mean, it's 11:00am I'm still a little bit irritated about. We had to text Sheena.

Well, I think it's. It tracks that we are in another state and you've managed to get into a social media fight. We've been here 24 hours and you're already revved up about something somebody said about you.

Well, why do. Why. Why did Captain Jason need to say that? I slid into his DMs? I tagged him in our podcast.

I think that is not sliding into someone's wishful thinking. I think it's his way of flirting.

By saying that I did something I didn't do. No. And we don't even know because I don't have access to my phone. If he's responded because let's. Tim, this is the difference between us.

Yes.

You would have just let it go.

I let it go.

No, I had to message him and say, don't be saying I'm sliding into your DMs. That's not fact.

Well, let's change gears.

To what? Halftime shows? Yeah, okay, fine. Who. Who would you. Who would be your dream performer?

I would like to see country up there. I would love to see.

I like. Well, we saw Jelly Roll last night.

I know, but he's so good.

I loved the Shakira and jlo. I love their performance. I love the Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson.

Oh, the nipple slip.

I don't know that it's considered a slip. I think a slip is when it's accidental.

It wasn't accidental.

Listen, that's gonna be camera at the.

It got everybody talking, didn't it?

Sports Illustrated party later.

Do you think there'll be something controversial.

That happens today with Kendrick Lamar?

Yeah.

Um, I don't think so.

No.

With us, possibly.

This town is booming right now.

There's so many people.

Good luck getting an Uber.

Oh, yeah. We couldn't even get an Uber last night. We just had to just find a random human, and we're like, hey, can we have a ride home?

Which is always good. Don't ever do that, people. Ever. I'm warning you against it.

But we can blame Trishell because she bribed a random person.

But how nice is it to have Trishell here that lives.

Who carries cash these days?

I know she carries cash. And she lives here so she could take us all around and show us.

The town and get us into Ubers that aren't ours because she had a hundred dollars. Do you want to know the last time I got 100 bucks?

Take me home.

We need to get out of here. We did. So I'm grateful that she did that.

I feel like there's always something going on in this town. I was talking to G. Oh, there's like fashion shows and there's concerts and there's like, you know, something going on all the time. When we got to the airport, there.

Was a full blown DJ at the airport.

I know. And girls dressed in feathers and it's. I think I love it here.

I love it here. I love the music. I love that music is always playing here. Yeah, like no matter where you go, there's a vibe.

Yep.

And listen, I can use the word vibe now because somebody hinged me that I had a good vibe. Please don't say I have a good vibe.

Swipe left also.

One, are you a liar? And two says there's not swipes on hinge.

Oh, geez.

You have to make the effort to like press the button at the top.

Oh, that's much harder than swiping.

It is swiping. You could really be loosey goosey about. You have to like. And then you have to either do a rose or like an X. And then you have to tell them you are not interested at all.

Oh my God. Tell everybody I'm not interested. So we had a big night last night.

Yeah, we did.

We went out. We went to the Madden party.

And I'm scared to see those red carpet photos.

I think the red carpet photos would be great. You know what wasn't great is when Chris Stapleton was on the red carpet and you're losing your mind. You're like, just Chris. And he looked at you like no away.

His assistant approached me.

He did.

He did his assistant.

And then you're like, hey, can you get me to talk to Chris? And he's like. He's like, hey, he's my boss.

No, he goes, I'm a huge housewife fan. I want. I'm Chris Stapleton's assistant. I was like, well, great. Oh, I thought you knew him. No, I don't know him.

Oh, I thought maybe because your dad or something like in the.

Oh, wait, you think just my dad knows everyone? If I did, you don't think I would have done an intro to Chris Stapleton prior?

I'm pretty upset that you didn't try harder because I wouldn't try to harder.

But it was kind of late and I hadn't had any cold foam coffee mates, so, like, I was a little tired and I wasn't ready to see Chris Stapleton.

But it was a great surprise, though. You know what? It was.

I'm actually annoyed now that I'm reminded of this entire thing that played out. Like, why?

Annoyed at yourself? I hope.

I am. I'm annoyed at myself because the assistant. The assistant came up and said, hey, my wife is a huge fan of yours, blah, blah, blah.

And you're like, I'm a huge fan of Chris. He's like, yeah, ain't happening.

I work for Chris Stapleton. And I was like. And it took me if I would have acted faster because Chris was walking this way off the right.

I know. We thought he was leaving, but meanwhile.

We'Re having to bribe ourselves to even get on the carpet. They're like, we don't know who you guys are. That's true.

We had boards with our names on it.

My name.

So tonight we're invited to the Sports Illustrated party.

Are we gonna just wear tassels or are we gonna like.

You can do that. I will not be doing that.

Oh, you're prim and proper.

Yes.

That's weird. I've watched the Real Housewives of Orange county and it's never appeared that way.

Girl. Girl.

Dang. Okay, so back into music. Do we know if anyone's performing tonight at the.

I think yes.

Okay.

Yes. Like big time performers tonight. And I feel like it's going to be even more crowded than it was last night.

Last night was jam packed.

It was jam packed.

This is fun. I like New Orleans. I kind of want to go. I think we need to go to like, a good restaurant, eat dinner, relax.

Do all the things.

Okay, so if you have to pick favorite performer that you would want, we don't. This is not from anybody. Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, or Dua Lipa. Do you know any of the songs that any of those people sing?

No. Sabrina Carpenter.

Which song?

That one popular one of hers.

Espresso.

Oh, okay.

Your favorite word?

Espresso. Okay. Teddy, I have an idea.

Yeah?

Let's play a game.

Okay. What game? I don't. Games are hard for me.

Plead the fifth.

Oh, I'm never gonna plead the fifth. I answer everything. Cause I.

Like, sometimes. You don't have to always be so honest.

What, you'd rather me lie?

No. Plead the fifth.

Well, that's lying. Cause I have an answer.

Oh, my God. Sometimes your answers are just too much. Okay, enough. Okay, if you were trapped on a desert island, which real housewife husband would you want to be stranded with?

I'm scared to answer this, because then you're gonna be mad at me for the rest of the day.

What?

Cause I'm gonna pick your husband.

He's hot and he's a nice guy, and he's gonna help out. I'm gonna say, other than my husband, it would be Terry debrow, because I don't know how long we're gonna be stranded there, and if my face starts falling, he can fix it.

True. But what about Lenny Hochstein? If he wasn't available? If Terry wasn't available, would you pick Lenny so you get new tits?

Okay, yeah, maybe.

I'm trying to think who I would pick if I didn't pick Eddie, because it would cause some problems between us.

Yeah, this is like the Kyle and Dorit text message all over again.

Oh, my gosh. I've been texting Eddie all week. He was one of my drunk texts last night. Hey, Eddie. It's Teddy. Also, I could never date someone named Eddie. My name's Teddy. That's weird.

Teddy and Eddie.

Teddy and Eddie, that is.

They're getting ready.

They're getting ready. They're expecting Teddy. No, Eddie is not the one for me. Eddie.

Teddy.

Sorry. Eddie, your name is undesirable. So I'm gonna have to pick somebody else. Only because you can't rhyme.

Eddie Spaghetti, are your meatballs ready?

Oh, damn. No.

That was something we said in elementary school to this guy named Eddie that lived across the street from us.

I don't know any Eddies. Other than your husband. Okay, so other than Eddie, who would I pick? And you can't pick anybody from Orange county, so you can't pick Charity Brown.

Oh, God.

We have to, like, really go out.

See, well, House has been on long.

Can he. Can they be fired at this point or gone?

Yeah, because you know what? At this point, housewives have been on for so long, everybody's divorced.

Yeah, I know. Cheers.

Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Cheers to divorce. Yay. Teddy's thriving.

Thriving. Can't you tell? I'm in a full sweat on my second espresso martini at 11am thriving.

Know how to potty I can't even think of any housewife husbands, actually.

I see. Mine is, like, problematic. And now I'm questioning. Now I'm questioning my picker.

Oh, okay. Duh. I've been questioning that for quite a while. So who. Who is it? Juan Dixon. Okay, I don't know much about Juan.

He's hot.

Yeah, he is hot.

He's hot.

He's hot.

I mean, who else? Gordon Todd. I'm sorry. I told you my age demographic is 28 to 34, not 84. I did not. Over 80 is, like, where I'm out.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to be an ageist. I know you're getting there.

You can get a $4 million necklace.

No, they got the downsized version.

I wonder how much. Allegedly 2 million.

But also, Lisa said that that didn't even happen. I need to know. Why didn't she respond to me?

She never responded.

No, remember?

Did she open up your dm?

I don't know.

Okay, here's a good one.

What?

What housewife would you be embarrassed to be compared to?

I think every housewife would be embarrassed to be compared to me.

I'm gonna say Kim Zolciak.

Well, recently, I mean, I think back in the day, I wouldn't have minded being. Huh. Jen. Aiden. No, I don't mind. I could never be compared to her. She was actually a good housewife for a while. No, I like this person, but I don't think she's made for reality television.

Who?

Can you guess who?

Rebecca.

No.

Who?

She wasn't a housewife. She was a friend of.

Okay, who. What franchise?

New York. Okay, so you are Aunt Pretty.

Okay.

Also had a spin off.

Sonia?

No.

Luanne?

No.

New housewife.

No.

Dorinda?

No. Of course I would love to be Dorinda. Are you kidding me?

I don't know. I give up. Ramona?

No. I don't want to be compared to this person.

Well, I'm just throwing them out there. I don't know. New York. You said New York.

I'm already compared to this person.

Are they boring? No, I have a. I have a brain block.

Okay. She's pretty and tall and dated the same guy as Bethany from Raya, Kelly, Ben, Simone.

She's been gone for so long that I forgot that she was even on the show.

That's my point. That's why that's not a good comparison person.

But. What? Yeah. No. No.

Well, who's yours? Answer.

I would say I'd be embarrassed to be compared to Kim Zolciak.

Currently or back in the day? Like, I loved her back.

I haven't seen anything that she's done recently. So.

What she's done? Like what? Like her acting?

Yeah.

What do you mean that she's done?

Wasn't she on, like, House of Villains or something like that? I haven't watched that.

I don't know because I don't watch that show. We watch every other show there is in the world, so I haven't been able my time with that.

But.

Okay. So would you rather be a passenger? Would you rather be a passenger and Karen Huger or Luann De Lesseps?

I'm gonna go. Luann. You know, the score is one to four, so I'm gonna go with a lower number.

I mean, I don't even drive, so I don't know that I can really be super judgy in this topic.

But. But Luann's a ton of fun and we can always Uber.

I don't know if Karen's fun because anytime I've seen her at a Bravo event, she's never spoken to me.

Yeah, she's not warm and fuzzy, that's for sure. Sure.

But Luann has always been really nice to us, and I miss that show that she was on. The spinoff.

Yeah.

What was that?

Crappy Lake.

Crappy. I liked Crappie Lake.

I do, too.

Are we gonna watch the Denise Show?

I am. Just out of curiosity, I don't know if we're gonna recap it.

Denise, Richard. Onlyfan.

No, it's not Onlyfans.

What's it called?

Wild Thing. It's some wild thing or something like that. It's a play off the movie she did.

Well, that's better than the only. Should we start My only fans while.

We'Re in New Orleans for your feet only.

Don't get upset because I'm a five star and you're a 4.2.

And feet.

Did you guys know? Sorry. Everyone listening. I'm gonna repeat this. Cause this is my one bragging moment. Bragging moment. The one good thing about me, apparently, is my feet. I.

You're a 5.

I'm a 5 on WikiFeet. A 5.

I'm a 4.5.

No, you're a 4.2.

5.

4.5. And now that I see yours, I'm even more concerned. You can't say concerned about my own. Like, who's scoring my foot? A five. They must not be very picky.

They're photogenic. Your feet are very photogenic.

I'm using Hollywood 5 on them.

Okay. Who would you rather drop a song with? Ashley Darby or Melissa Gorga?

I love Ashley. Like, I want to be friends with Ashley. Like, I. Ashley is an amazing housewife.

They're both bad housewives.

But I think Melissa Gorga is probably the more elevated singer, the one I.

Was going to pick. So I was hoping.

You're always. No, I can't, because I still remember driving, and I can. I mean, granted, it's still in my head, but I don't know the words. But, like, that yoga moment could. I can't unlive it.

I hear ya.

And I love Melissa Gore. I'm obsessed.

She's super sweet. In your opinion, who is the most irrelevant housewife currently? I might have to plead the fifth on this one.

Irrelevant. I don't like the word irrelevant. I think everybody.

Do you hear it too often?

Yeah, it's sensitive. Triggering trigger, warning. No, I think irrelevance. Kind of like unnecessary. Clearly, if you were cast on a show, you're relevant enough that people. I don't know. Even if you weren't cast on a show, everybody's relevant. They're human beings.

Everybody gets a trophy.

I don't think everybody gets a trophy, but I think saying irrelevant is mean.

It is mean.

I can say you're saying Vicki. I mean, I'm saying it starts with a V and ends with a icky.

Would you rather. This is a doozy here. Would you rather join Real Housewives of Dubai or the new cast of Roni?

Well, Dubai's canceled, so it would be. I would be on as much television as I am on now. None. I mean, the fact that I was even slanging myself to Trishell last night, I was like, hey, do you know any other competition shows?

Can I get on the challenge?

I was like, do you have to have been on Real World to be in the challenge?

She's like, teddy, just sit down and relax. So obvious. The obvious answer is the Real Housewives of New York. I think they definitely need.

No, but, like, if Dubai still existed, I'd rather be on Dubai, because I. Oh, yeah.

Because your fashion would fit right in.

Oh, clearly. Chanel, Ayan and I, they're in gowns.

We're in jeans and T shirts.

No, but I. No, because I love Stanberry. Like, love her. Do you think that me and Stanberry would fight? Like me and you fight?

No, I don't think that she. She's not really a fighter.

Oh, I think.

I think she's mad.

I think she's like, us.

Yeah.

Which is Going to lead to fights.

But you wouldn't do anything to make her mad. Okay, would you rather bunk with Jen, Aiden, or Denise Richards?

You've already bunked with Denise Richards.

I did not bonk with Denise. Oh, my God. No, I did not.

I saw it. I was eight months pregnant, and I was like, whoa, what's going on? Around.

I had to exit stage left.

I know you. She was wanting to swipe right.

Oh, let's move on. I.

No, hold on. Let's talk about it. I want to talk about it. Let's talk about it. Just a touch. I mean, I played the fifth.

I played the fifth.

You can't plead the fifth, but. So who would you rather bunk with? Since, I mean, I realize you've already bunked with Denise Richards. You would?

Yeah.

I used to really like Denise Richards.

I like her. I really do.

I liked her.

I think she's sweet. Liked.

I mean, I don't any. I mean, we're. But she. We were friends before we got in a fight, before she made up lies.

Didn't you outer or something?

I didn't out. I outed her after she already lied about me.

Oh, so I was retaliation.

Yeah, clearly I'm not, like, a forgiver.

Okay.

Do you think I'm somebody that moves on quickly?

No, that's rude. I mean, it takes you a few seconds and you gotta yell and you move on. So say three nice things about Sutton.

Three nice things about Sutton Strack. She's rich.

Yeah.

Her kids are all very intelligent and smart and nice.

She's got a nice mom.

She reminds me of her mom, Tamara. Say three nice things about Jennifer Ayden.

She has an intelligent husband. He's a doctor.

Okay.

She has nice hair and she's got a great wardrobe, and that's all I'm giving her.

I'm sorry, I don't agree with your last thing. A great wardrobe.

She's got some nice pieces.

Listen, we've already talked about this. We're not wearing T shirts that say Fendi on them, okay?

Jewelry. She's got nice jewelry.

Tam, I'm going to have to have a clothing intervention prior to this season of the Real Housewives of Orange County.

Oh, coming from you, oh, that's sad.

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