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Chelsea Handler
Two T's in a pod with Teddi.
Host/Announcer
Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Tamra Judge
Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of two T's in a Pod. But this time there's three of us and we are in Las Vegas.
Alexis Jansen
And who has their heart bracelet on, I would like to know.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, we all got matching bracelets from Iheartra Hearts.
Alexis Jansen
And it's a heart.
Teddi Mellencamp
But it's not just a heart. It's a diamond heart.
Alexis Jansen
It's amazing.
Teddi Mellencamp
I know.
Tamra Judge
We love them. We love them.
Teddi Mellencamp
Thank you, guys. So we're in our two teas in a pod suite. What suite? Which we have in Las Vegas for Bravocon, which is. We have tons of talent coming in. We're going to be interviewing tons of housewives.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Do we have anybody that's not a housewife?
Alexis Jansen
We're interviewing?
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Do you know?
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, so you interviewed. I didn't interview Jesse.
Tamra Judge
I didn't interview Jesse.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, you interviewed Jesse.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Yeah.
Tamra Judge
Arrived before I did.
Teddi Mellencamp
I know, I know. So we have a lot of talent coming in and out throughout the weekend. And they're. And Eddie with his tik toks.
Alexis Jansen
Eddie, you're not in this podcast.
Tamra Judge
Sorry.
Alexis Jansen
I wish you guys could see his face right now.
Tamra Judge
He just. All I can just think of when I think of Eddie now is pooping. No.
Teddi Mellencamp
What?
Tamra Judge
Pooping. Also, by the way, we have toilet paper that has two teas in a potty.
Teddi Mellencamp
Just had To Instagram. The fact that he wiped his ass with two teas in a pod and.
Tamra Judge
I wiped my vagina faces. It's just two teas in a pod. Thank God. Wiping with the faces.
Alexis Jansen
You guys, you have to check out my Instagram story. I had to do two stories about the toilet paper before I even knew this monkey.
Teddi Mellencamp
It's a big deal. I haven't yet.
Alexis Jansen
4 ply.
Host/Announcer
Okay?
Alexis Jansen
It's not just Char. It's not even Charman Shar. It's a four ply toilet paper or more.
Teddi Mellencamp
Really, it is.
Alexis Jansen
I mean, you only need one.
Teddi Mellencamp
Do you want some in your house?
Host/Announcer
Okay.
Tamra Judge
She's like, I'll politely say okay, but.
Teddi Mellencamp
So, Teddy, you just came in. You flew in.
Tamra Judge
Okay. You want to know who's on my plane?
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Who is?
Teddi Mellencamp
Okay. There's probably a lot from la.
Chelsea Handler
There's a lot.
Tamra Judge
And I hope I don't forget somebody because I'm an ass. Okay, so it was Denise Richards.
Teddi Mellencamp
Okay. Did you talk?
Tamra Judge
Yes, I talked with everybody.
Teddi Mellencamp
How is she?
Tamra Judge
She says she's good. No.
Teddi Mellencamp
Can we get around the pod?
Tamra Judge
I didn't even ask. I just. I didn't want to ask people on the plane. I feel like that's a little.
Alexis Jansen
You're kind of passing and finding your seat.
Tamra Judge
It's like, get me to my seat.
Teddi Mellencamp
Boy, you've changed.
Tamra Judge
I know. I'm a lot more mellow these days.
Chelsea Handler
You are.
Teddi Mellencamp
You've grown up.
Chelsea Handler
Teddy jsx.
Tamra Judge
It's. But this guys pro tip. If you're going to Bravocon and you want to see a bunch of people take jsx.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yes.
Tamra Judge
The day before.
Teddi Mellencamp
So I had a JSX flight and then we had to bring in like vena product and all that stuff.
Host/Announcer
Stuff.
Teddi Mellencamp
You know, like a ton of stuff. So we decided to drive. It took less than four hours to get her.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Oh, that's.
Teddi Mellencamp
It was no big deal.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Hold on.
Tamra Judge
You don't even know who else was on the plane. Cut me off.
Teddi Mellencamp
Okay. No, I want to know.
Tamra Judge
Okay, so Kathy Hilton. And she had like a little tinsel in her hair.
Teddi Mellencamp
She did not. Did you go over there and rip it out?
Alexis Jansen
I love that.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, who does this? This is giving Adrian Maloof.
Alexis Jansen
No, this is.
Tamra Judge
Let her.
Teddi Mellencamp
Adrian Maloof had tinsel in her hair, right?
Tamra Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Does she still have tins on her hair?
Tamra Judge
I don't know. But she looked beautiful.
Teddi Mellencamp
She didn't take a private jet.
Tamra Judge
No. Denise. Kathy. And then a lot of people from.
Teddi Mellencamp
The Valley was Jesse and. No, Jesse. Jesse was here earlier.
Tamra Judge
So a lot of people from the Valley. And then know who else was? Doug, who works for Jeff Lewis.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, Doug.
Tamra Judge
Shane. Yeah. He's so nice.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, my God.
Tamra Judge
No.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Doug.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, Doug Buten. Yes, yes.
Alexis Jansen
The kitchen guy that does the cooking.
Teddi Mellencamp
Shane. But Doug.
Tamra Judge
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Doug, that was the. The host of Trace Amigos.
Tamra Judge
He was.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yes, he was.
Tamra Judge
I didn't know that. He didn't mention that today when we were chatting.
Teddi Mellencamp
He didn't.
Alexis Jansen
You guys, I had no one on my JSX flight. I just got here. I got here at noon.
Teddi Mellencamp
You didn't have Emily Simpson or Gretchen Rossi?
Alexis Jansen
I. Not one.
Teddi Mellencamp
Shannon Beador?
Tamra Judge
Nobody.
Chelsea Handler
Shannon Bedor.
Alexis Jansen
I saw the elevator door.
Teddi Mellencamp
There's the door.
Chelsea Handler
Shannon Boudor.
Tamra Judge
Oh, no.
Host/Announcer
Teddy.
Tamra Judge
How was the elevator?
Alexis Jansen
I was walking with my coner person that was taking me to my hotel room and she walked out and she was like. Like it did this weird, like gasping noise and I'm just like, yeah, I'm here with I heart.
Tamra Judge
Did you say hi?
Chelsea Handler
Like, bitch.
Teddi Mellencamp
And so then she's in front of.
Alexis Jansen
Me walking, and I'm talking to. I'm getting my agenda, my itinerary. I'm doing everything. I'm like, gotta go straight. I only have time to barely put a little, you know, slap the armpits a little bit. Cause I've been on hair and makeup since 6am and then she's at the elevator. I'm like, well, snap. Not going on that elevator. So I.
Tamra Judge
You waited it out.
Alexis Jansen
I did. And then afterwards. Teddi, I need to ask you.
Host/Announcer
It is.
Alexis Jansen
But I have to ask you this because I. I know her reaction. Cause we talked about. What would you have done? Would you just jump out?
Tamra Judge
I would have gone on the same elevator.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah.
Alexis Jansen
Cause that's what I said to Spencer after I go, Spencer, why did I do that?
Host/Announcer
Yeah.
Alexis Jansen
And at the moment I wanted to give her her space, but it's like, why.
Tamra Judge
Why do I. You could have asked her. You could have said like, do you want me to wait?
Alexis Jansen
I am not asking anybody about an elevator. I regret my decision. I know, but I did what it was in the moment.
Teddi Mellencamp
You should have just went in that. I.
Tamra Judge
You know what?
Teddi Mellencamp
I would have just walked. I would have been a pussy too. I would have ran.
Host/Announcer
Girls.
Alexis Jansen
I should have gone in and been like this on the. On like.
Chelsea Handler
You like this.
Alexis Jansen
She's like this.
Tamra Judge
And she's like posing.
Narrator/Promoter
Tams.
Tamra Judge
Licking.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, my God.
Alexis Jansen
We have Eddie here saying, I should have farted and then come out.
Teddi Mellencamp
I should have farted the elevator and laughed.
Alexis Jansen
The problem is I don't poop or fart, so that's.
Tamra Judge
That's the.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, I know. All the time. All the time.
Tamra Judge
And I don't want to get yelled at, guys, but I'm shaking and my voice is a little low, but I'm doing the best that I can.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
What's going on?
Teddi Mellencamp
What's wrong?
Tamra Judge
You look amazing.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Nervous?
Tamra Judge
No, no, no.
Teddi Mellencamp
I just don't feel that good.
Tamra Judge
It's a big travel day for me, so I'm trying to do the best that I can.
Teddi Mellencamp
But you're amazing.
Tamra Judge
Handshaking is okay. Super.
Teddi Mellencamp
My hand.
Tamra Judge
And you're.
Teddi Mellencamp
You're doing okay.
Tamra Judge
I'm doing okay. Yeah.
Alexis Jansen
Give them an update, though.
IBM Advertiser
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Teddi Mellencamp
Like, yeah.
Tamra Judge
So, you know, I've only traveled a couple times, so I'm just trying.
Teddi Mellencamp
First time you've been on a plane in a long time.
Tamra Judge
You went to your dad's house, and that went terribly.
Teddi Mellencamp
So, yeah.
Tamra Judge
This is a pretty big deal that I'm here, so I'm excited. Tomorrow we have a full day. Don't. I got all pissed off because glam was like, we got to do 6am and I was like, 6am why can't I do 7? I don't need to be there till 9. And they said, Tamra's doing 7.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, Tamra, switch with you, baby. I'll switch with you.
Tamra Judge
I knew if I guilted you on the pod, you switch with.
Chelsea Handler
That's a good friend right there.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, you know what? Because of the fact that you're going to be in my room doing it anyways. I'll take six and you take seven.
Tamra Judge
Really? Love that.
Alexis Jansen
Absolutely.
Tamra Judge
Oh, my God.
Alexis Jansen
Best friendship right there.
Tamra Judge
Love you. Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Because any. Either way, I'm going to be up.
Tamra Judge
Yeah. Because.
Teddi Mellencamp
And Eddie's going to be up because Glam room's in my room. So I will take six and you can sleep in a little bit.
Tamra Judge
Okay. My gosh.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, I love that.
Tamra Judge
You're gonna sleep with nurse.
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Tamra Judge
So I'm here with a nurse.
Alexis Jansen
It's a sleepover.
Teddi Mellencamp
It's a sleepover.
Alexis Jansen
Instead of a wife swap, it's a nurse swap.
Teddi Mellencamp
I will take six, you take 7:15 or whatever it is.
Tamra Judge
That's perfect. And then are we going over at the same time? We're at both 9:15. So what time you're supposed to be downstairs?
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
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Teddi Mellencamp
We'll be down 9:15. We have a panel together, and we have a few things to do, and then we're back. And then we're gonna do some podcasting tomorrow.
Tamra Judge
Yep.
Teddi Mellencamp
And then we change we have the Bravos, and we're gonna be presenting together.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
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Teddi Mellencamp
Did you practice your lines?
Tamra Judge
I practiced my lines, but, you know.
Teddi Mellencamp
Are you gonna be snarky with the lines? Because, I mean, I can't say what the lines are. Are you gonna be, like, more sympathetic for me? Are you gonna be snarky to me?
Tamra Judge
Probably snarky.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, I know. I knew it.
Tamra Judge
Tam. Okay, so we need to talk about something. The fact that Kiki Monique is hosting our panel.
Host/Announcer
Okay.
Teddi Mellencamp
Okay.
Tamra Judge
I saw her today, and she walked past me quickly.
Teddi Mellencamp
Wait, where did you see her?
Tamra Judge
When? In the lobby.
Teddi Mellencamp
Okay, why did she walk past you? Let's talk about a little bit about Kiki Monique. And let me be totally honest with all of you. I was absolutely fine with Kiki Monique. I took Kiki Monique. I mean, it wasn't a fabulous dinner, but after. Watch what happens. We went to dinner. We had so much fun together. And then you and Katie did a podcast, and everybody thought, like, oh, Tamara fed Teddy the lines and all this. All you said was there was a rumor. That's all you said?
Tamra Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Nothing more than what Sheena would say in her podcast.
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Teddi Mellencamp
So. So basically you did the pot, you did the podcast, you.
Tamra Judge
We shouldn't have any issues because I didn't say anything bad about Sheena.
Teddi Mellencamp
Rip this out of proportion in the only way she can and her thirstiness that she does.
Alexis Jansen
Sorry.
Teddi Mellencamp
By the way, give your ex husband his name back.
Tamra Judge
Okay?
Teddi Mellencamp
All. That's all I'm saying. I met him the other day. Give him his name back.
Tamra Judge
Does he want it back? Did he say he wanted it?
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, she's remarried with a child. I know, but yeah, he would like his name back.
Tamra Judge
He would?
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
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Tamra Judge
He told you that? Yes. That's the tea of this episode, you guys. That is the tea.
Teddi Mellencamp
Give him his name back, could you?
Alexis Jansen
I asked what would her new last name be? Just asking.
Teddi Mellencamp
Nobody knows.
Tamra Judge
Is it Davies? Brock Davies? I think you are so good. You're good.
Alexis Jansen
Okay.
Tamra Judge
Am I right?
Alexis Jansen
Okay, so Shay is.
Teddi Mellencamp
I asked Eddie, I said, hey, babe, if we got married and I was previously married for a very short time with no children and I kept his last name and then you and I had kids together and I still wouldn't change my name, what would you think? He'd go, they ain't fucking happening. That is not happening.
Alexis Jansen
Well, Johnny said that about me just saying, he's like, you're mine. You're.
Teddi Mellencamp
This is what we're doing.
Tamra Judge
Did you change the name?
Alexis Jansen
I. I did. Legally. It's not.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm.
Alexis Jansen
I'm. Haven't. It's not on my license yet, but the court documents have Jansen. It's a do. It's a lot. I have a lot of steps to still jump through, but I am Janssen. Yeah.
Tamra Judge
Alexis Jansen. It's just not on your idea. I mean, I don't even have a real ID yet, so I can't judge girl.
Alexis Jansen
Did you with your passport?
Tamra Judge
Yes. Okay.
Teddi Mellencamp
Can I ask you a question?
Tamra Judge
What?
Teddi Mellencamp
What's going on with your divorce?
Host/Announcer
Nothing.
Tamra Judge
It's on delay again.
Teddi Mellencamp
It's on hold?
Tamra Judge
Yeah, it's on hold.
Alexis Jansen
Why?
Tamra Judge
Because I'm sick and I'm. I don't have the capacity to like, go through with it right now.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm upset with him. Oh, that Makes sense because he's posting pictures with his girlfriend. I don't like it. Well, and I know that it upsets you and it upsets me, like 100%.
Tamra Judge
You know, it's not that it upsets me, it's just. It makes it real, you know, it's about a year.
Teddi Mellencamp
Of course it upsets you. It's upset. It would upset anybody.
Tamra Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
You know, it's not that Edwin's not a good dad or whatever, a good friend, ex husband or a friend or whatever you want to say. It just upsets me because you're in the situation you're in.
Tamra Judge
What does Eddie have to say about it?
Alexis Jansen
I'm trying.
Tamra Judge
You guys can't see it, but I'm.
Alexis Jansen
Trying to reach my mic over to Eddie.
Teddi Mellencamp
I just feel like you can wait.
Tamra Judge
You know what I mean?
Teddi Mellencamp
It's not that important. You can wait. Well, and I know he's.
Tamra Judge
He did a hard launch.
Teddi Mellencamp
He did a hard launch.
Alexis Jansen
What does that mean?
Tamra Judge
That means like probably you and John Jansen did a hard launch when you were at the Quiet Woman.
Alexis Jansen
No, I don't know what a hard launch. Guys, am I an idiot?
Teddi Mellencamp
No. No. So Edwin, her ex, huh? Posted pictures of his new girlfriend recently. Okay, but you did not post pictures of you and John.
Alexis Jansen
Somebody else did not. We were sitting at that table, Teddy, and we. The waitress took a photo of all of us. Cause we were having a great night. And I did reconnect with a couple other friends in that booth that night. And I knew the girl that was friends with John, who's the one that kind of got us together in a weird way. But anyway, we said to everyone at that table, there were seven or eight of us, and we said, do not post this picture. We know what will happen. We are just having fun as friends. At midnight that night, my Ricky posted the picture and not my friend anymore. Next thing I know, it's viral. I'm getting 75 calls. The WHO night, the tabloid, everything.
Tamra Judge
Did you kiss that night?
Alexis Jansen
No, we didn't do anything for two or three weeks.
Tamra Judge
I love.
Teddi Mellencamp
I was defending her. I was dependent, remember?
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
On the pod?
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm like, no, they're just friends. They just met for the first time.
Tamra Judge
I told you. I said that. Not for long. I know you say that.
Alexis Jansen
And then it's so weird because I. You guys, I was not going to date a 63 year old man. He's 63. I will never. I was like 55 was my cut off.
Teddi Mellencamp
What is your cutoff? Teddy?
Tamra Judge
25.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, God. Fucking cougar. 25.
Tamra Judge
No, 25 is my young age.
Teddi Mellencamp
Are you still dating?
Alexis Jansen
Okay, there's no pig Latin allowed on this podcast.
Teddi Mellencamp
That's our talk now. We talk. Shit.
Sponsor Voice/Advertiser
Shit.
Teddi Mellencamp
Shirley, Teddy's dating somebody that's 36 and you're 44.
Alexis Jansen
Yeah, nothing's wrong with that. When I was. I was 44 or 42 when I got divorced or something like that. And I was dating a 32 year. 10 years younger.
Teddi Mellencamp
Wow. Wow. Does it. Does it bug you?
Tamra Judge
No. No, no. Why?
Teddi Mellencamp
Cuz you. It's just like I'm living my life.
Tamra Judge
Cuz I'm not. It's not like I'm looking to get married or have kids or anything. I'm just boning. Okay.
Alexis Jansen
She didn't even go there.
Teddi Mellencamp
She's just having fun better than anybody. She's like, I'm just boning. I take it from the back. I take it from the front. I'll titty you reverse cowgirl.
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Tamra Judge
I was wanting to try that reverse cowgirl. Yeah, I've never asked.
Teddi Mellencamp
Heather Dubrow, she's in the other room right now doing a podcast. But she reversed cowgirls with Terry.
Tamra Judge
I know, I just. I. I heard that it's her favorite position. I know.
Alexis Jansen
You guys, she's not the only person that does that.
Teddi Mellencamp
So that's just hello, by the way. I don't do that. That's too much work.
Tamra Judge
You reverse cowgirl.
Alexis Jansen
So what?
Tamra Judge
You sit backwards on top of them?
Chelsea Handler
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Teddi Mellencamp
Do you put it.
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Tamra Judge
You guys, this is too much to hurt the tunnel.
Alexis Jansen
You would think I would get a.
Teddi Mellencamp
Bladder infection UTI so fast. Do you do it in the butt?
Alexis Jansen
Oh, hell no. No, I am exit only.
Tamra Judge
Yeah, exactly. Holding her legs up.
Alexis Jansen
He knows that.
Tamra Judge
Just twirling.
Teddi Mellencamp
She's like, this is too much for.
Alexis Jansen
18 year old twins and a 19 year old. I don't know. Do your kids listen? What if my kids hear this? This is a little.
Chelsea Handler
Okay, move on.
Alexis Jansen
What do you guys call what. What you do with your husband?
Teddi Mellencamp
Talking.
Alexis Jansen
Oh, you just.
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Okay.
Tamra Judge
You just go around.
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Tamra Judge
Let's I just say having sex.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah. I don't know. You used to say putting it in. Yeah, just the tip and then I slipped. Oh my God.
Tamra Judge
Just the tip.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, Alexis, we thank you so much for coming out to Vegas and being here with us. And I heart on two, teasing a pod and filling in when we cannot be there.
Alexis Jansen
Y' all are.
Teddi Mellencamp
You're doing a schedule job on Carlos King.
Tamra Judge
You really are.
Teddi Mellencamp
You're a natural. You're.
Alexis Jansen
I'm not a natural. But your schedule is literally.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, you're a natural.
Alexis Jansen
I'm not.
Tamra Judge
Well, we're grateful to you guys.
Alexis Jansen
Everyone should want to be in this room right now because this is the most fun. I had no idea that coming to work with you guys was going to be this much fun. I will take my bath and work with you guys all day long. This is a blast.
Tamra Judge
Well, this is. It's definitely chaotic, but you guys keep staying tuned for two Teas in a pod because we're going to keep the guests coming and keep you updated with all the hot goss.
Alexis Jansen
Yes, ma'. Am.
Tamra Judge
Love how I say hot goss. I'm the biggest dork ever.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, you're not.
Tamra Judge
Well, thank I've ever met a. I love you.
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Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp, Tamra Judge
Guest: Alexis Jansen
Date: November 14, 2025
Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge (iHeartPodcasts)
In this lively episode, Teddi, Tamra, and guest co-host Alexis Jansen come together in Las Vegas to discuss all things BravoCon 2025. The trio share behind-the-scenes stories about housewives, talk travel escapades getting to Vegas, and offer candid glimpses into their personal lives and relationships. The episode is a whirlwind of playful banter, juicy gossip, confessions, and signature housewives snark, setting the stage for an exciting BravoCon weekend.
Celebrating in Vegas: The hosts are recording from their special “Two Ts In A Pod” suite during BravoCon, sharing that they'll be interviewing multiple housewives all weekend.
Matching Heart Bracelets: The ladies sport matching diamond heart bracelets from iheartra, marking the occasion with a bit of glam.
Toilet Paper Antics: A running joke emerges about custom “Two Ts in a Potty” toilet paper, leading to humorous and irreverent commentary.
Spotting Housewives on Flights: Tamra recounts flying in with a “who’s-who” of Bravo personalities, including Denise Richards and Kathy Hilton.
Flying vs. Driving: Teddi explains why she opted to drive, balancing logistics and product haul for BravoCon.
Alexis's Awkward Elevator Encounter: Alexis describes an awkward moment running into Shannon Beador in an elevator and her hesitation to share the ride (08:11–08:58), leading to playful self-reflection.
Tamra’s Health & Travel: Tamra discloses she's traveled infrequently due to health but made it to Vegas—an achievement in itself.
Glam Schedule Swap: The hosts negotiate early-morning glam appointments, demonstrating their friendship and flexibility.
Anticipating the Bravo Awards: The group preps for presenting at “the Bravos,” playfully debating if their stage banter will be sympathetic or snarky.
Alexis's Divorce & Dating: Alexis gives an update on her divorce status and reactions to her ex’s new relationship, admitting to the emotional difficulty.
Accidental Relationship Hard Launch: Alexis shares the story of her and John Jansen going “viral” thanks to a friend posting a photo of their group at the Quiet Woman, sparking rumors before their relationship started in earnest.
Aging & Dating Younger: Playful banter about age limits for dating, with admitted May-December flings and lively joking about “cougar” culture and sexual positions.
Sex Talk & Housewives Sex Positions: The trio irreverently riff on personal preferences and Housewives sexcapades, including reverse cowgirl (Heather Dubrow is name-checked) and “exit only” declarations.
Toilet Paper Antics:
“We have toilet paper that has two teas in a potty.” (Tamra, 05:06)
“I wiped my vagina faces. It's just two teas in a pod. Thank God. Wiping with the faces.” (Tamra, 05:16)
Celebrity Spotting:
“Kathy Hilton. And she had like a little tinsel in her hair.” (Tamra, 06:51)
Relationship Advice:
“If we got married and I was previously married … and I still wouldn't change my name, what would you think? He'd go, they ain't fucking happening. That is not happening.” (Teddi, 17:58)
Dating Younger:
“What is your cutoff? Teddy? 25.” (Tamra, 21:07)
“Oh, God. Fucking cougar. 25.” (Teddi, 21:08)
Keeping It Real (and Funny):
“I was not going to date a 63 year old man. He's 63. I will never. I was like 55 was my cut off.” (Alexis, 20:56)
Sign-off & Gratitude:
“Everyone should want to be in this room right now because this is the most fun.” (Alexis, 23:45)
“Keep staying tuned for Two Teas in a Pod because we're going to keep the guests coming and keep you updated with all the hot goss.” (Tamra, 23:57)
Upbeat and hilarious, with plenty of housewives snark, honest vulnerability, and self-deprecating humor. The episode is a mix of Bravo gossip, real-life drama, and laugh-out-loud moments—a must-listen for Bravo fans or anyone who loves playful, candid female friendship.