Two Ts In A Pod: Twots Take BravoCon 2025
Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp, Tamra Judge
Guest: Alexis Jansen
Date: November 14, 2025
Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge (iHeartPodcasts)
Episode Overview
In this lively episode, Teddi, Tamra, and guest co-host Alexis Jansen come together in Las Vegas to discuss all things BravoCon 2025. The trio share behind-the-scenes stories about housewives, talk travel escapades getting to Vegas, and offer candid glimpses into their personal lives and relationships. The episode is a whirlwind of playful banter, juicy gossip, confessions, and signature housewives snark, setting the stage for an exciting BravoCon weekend.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. BravoCon Kickoff & Suite Shenanigans
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Celebrating in Vegas: The hosts are recording from their special “Two Ts In A Pod” suite during BravoCon, sharing that they'll be interviewing multiple housewives all weekend.
- “We have tons of talent coming in. We're going to be interviewing tons of housewives.” (Teddi, 04:20)
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Matching Heart Bracelets: The ladies sport matching diamond heart bracelets from iheartra, marking the occasion with a bit of glam.
- “Well, we all got matching bracelets from Iheartra Hearts.” (Teddi, 04:09)
- “It's not just a heart. It's a diamond heart.” (Alexis, 04:14)
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Toilet Paper Antics: A running joke emerges about custom “Two Ts in a Potty” toilet paper, leading to humorous and irreverent commentary.
- “We have toilet paper that has two teas in a potty.” (Tamra, 05:06)
- “Just had To Instagram. The fact that he wiped his ass with two teas in a pod...” (Teddi, 05:11)
2. Travel Tales: JSX Flights & Who's Who on the Way In
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Spotting Housewives on Flights: Tamra recounts flying in with a “who’s-who” of Bravo personalities, including Denise Richards and Kathy Hilton.
- “I hope I don't forget somebody… it was Denise Richards.” (Tamra, 05:55)
- “Kathy Hilton. And she had like a little tinsel in her hair.” (Tamra, 06:51)
- Memorable Moment: Tamra and Teddi joke about hair tinsel trends—Adrian Maloof is name-dropped as the OG. (07:01)
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Flying vs. Driving: Teddi explains why she opted to drive, balancing logistics and product haul for BravoCon.
- “We decided to drive. It took less than four hours to get here.” (Teddi, 06:39)
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Alexis's Awkward Elevator Encounter: Alexis describes an awkward moment running into Shannon Beador in an elevator and her hesitation to share the ride (08:11–08:58), leading to playful self-reflection.
3. Personal Updates & Friendship Dynamics
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Tamra’s Health & Travel: Tamra discloses she's traveled infrequently due to health but made it to Vegas—an achievement in itself.
- “I've only traveled a couple times, so I’m just trying… This is a pretty big deal that I'm here, so I’m excited.” (Tamra, 10:07, 10:16)
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Glam Schedule Swap: The hosts negotiate early-morning glam appointments, demonstrating their friendship and flexibility.
- “Because of the fact that you’re going to be in my room doing it anyways. I’ll take six and you take seven.” (Teddi, 10:41)
- Memorable Quote: “Best friendship right there.” (Alexis, 10:49)
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Anticipating the Bravo Awards: The group preps for presenting at “the Bravos,” playfully debating if their stage banter will be sympathetic or snarky.
- “Are you gonna be snarky with the lines? … Are you gonna be, like, more sympathetic for me? Are you gonna be snarky to me?” (Teddi, 11:44)
- “Probably snarky.” (Tamra, 11:51)
4. Housewives Universe Gossip
- Kiki Monique & Podcast Drama: The discussion turns to Kiki Monique hosting their panel and some recent petty Bravo podcast rumors.
- “Let me be totally honest with all of you. I was absolutely fine with Kiki Monique… then you and Katie did a podcast, and everybody thought, like, oh, Tamara fed Teddy the lines and all this.” (Teddi, 12:07)
- Sheena’s Last Name: In a classic bit of Housewives “tea,” the conversation shifts to Sheena continuing to use her ex-husband’s last name after remarrying.
- “By the way, give your ex husband his name back.” (Teddi, 17:25)
- “He told you that? Yes. That's the tea of this episode, you guys. That is the tea.” (Tamra, 17:39)
5. Personal Relationships & Dating Confessions
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Alexis's Divorce & Dating: Alexis gives an update on her divorce status and reactions to her ex’s new relationship, admitting to the emotional difficulty.
- “It’s on hold… Because I’m sick and I don’t have the capacity to like, go through with it right now.” (Tamra, 18:48)
- “It’s not that it upsets me, it’s just. It makes it real, you know, it's about a year.” (Tamra, 19:08)
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Accidental Relationship Hard Launch: Alexis shares the story of her and John Jansen going “viral” thanks to a friend posting a photo of their group at the Quiet Woman, sparking rumors before their relationship started in earnest.
- “We said to everyone at that table, there were seven or eight of us, and we said, do not post this picture. … At midnight that night, my Ricky posted the picture and not my friend anymore. Next thing I know, it's viral.” (Alexis, 20:07)
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Aging & Dating Younger: Playful banter about age limits for dating, with admitted May-December flings and lively joking about “cougar” culture and sexual positions.
- Notable Quotes:
- “What is your cutoff? Teddy? 25.” (Tamra, 21:07)
- “Oh, God. Fucking cougar. 25.” (Teddi, 21:08)
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Sex Talk & Housewives Sex Positions: The trio irreverently riff on personal preferences and Housewives sexcapades, including reverse cowgirl (Heather Dubrow is name-checked) and “exit only” declarations.
- “She's just having fun better than anybody. She's like, I'm just boning. I take it from the back. I take it from the front. I'll titty you reverse cowgirl.” (Teddi, 21:57)
- “Heather Dubrow, she's in the other room right now doing a podcast. But she reverse cowgirls with Terry.” (Teddi, 22:14)
- “You would think I would get a… Bladder infection UTI so fast. Do you do it in the butt?” (Teddi, 22:40)
- “Oh, hell no. No, I am exit only.” (Alexis, 22:45)
6. Final Sentiments & Gratitude
- Alexis as Co-Host: The hosts express appreciation to Alexis for filling in and bringing fun energy.
- “You're doing a schedule job on Carlos King. You really are.” (Teddi, 23:33)
- “Everyone should want to be in this room right now because this is the most fun. … I had no idea coming to work with you guys was going to be this much fun.” (Alexis, 23:45)
- Commitment to Listeners: They tease more hot gossip and special guests throughout BravoCon.
- “Keep staying tuned for Two Teas in a Pod because we're going to keep the guests coming and keep you updated with all the hot goss.” (Tamra, 23:57)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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Toilet Paper Antics:
“We have toilet paper that has two teas in a potty.” (Tamra, 05:06)
“I wiped my vagina faces. It's just two teas in a pod. Thank God. Wiping with the faces.” (Tamra, 05:16) -
Celebrity Spotting:
“Kathy Hilton. And she had like a little tinsel in her hair.” (Tamra, 06:51) -
Relationship Advice:
“If we got married and I was previously married … and I still wouldn't change my name, what would you think? He'd go, they ain't fucking happening. That is not happening.” (Teddi, 17:58) -
Dating Younger:
“What is your cutoff? Teddy? 25.” (Tamra, 21:07)
“Oh, God. Fucking cougar. 25.” (Teddi, 21:08) -
Keeping It Real (and Funny):
“I was not going to date a 63 year old man. He's 63. I will never. I was like 55 was my cut off.” (Alexis, 20:56) -
Sign-off & Gratitude:
“Everyone should want to be in this room right now because this is the most fun.” (Alexis, 23:45)
“Keep staying tuned for Two Teas in a Pod because we're going to keep the guests coming and keep you updated with all the hot goss.” (Tamra, 23:57)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Intro and Suite Antics: 03:58–05:46
- Travel Stories & Housewives on Flights: 05:48–07:16
- Alexis's Elevator Encounter with Shannon Beador: 08:04–08:58
- Health, Friendship, and Glam Schedules: 09:52–11:04
- Panel, Presenting, and Kiki Monique Drama: 11:36–12:38
- Housewives Last Name Tea: 17:14–17:56
- Divorce Updates and Relationship “Hard Launches”: 18:43–20:42
- Dating Age Limits and Sex Talk: 21:05–22:53
- Appreciation for Alexis & Wrap-Up: 23:23–24:08
Overall Tone
Upbeat and hilarious, with plenty of housewives snark, honest vulnerability, and self-deprecating humor. The episode is a mix of Bravo gossip, real-life drama, and laugh-out-loud moments—a must-listen for Bravo fans or anyone who loves playful, candid female friendship.
