Twots Takes BravoCon 2025 (Part One- Britani Bateman)

Summary

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Two Ts In A Pod: BravoCon 2025 Recap (Part One) - With Britani Bateman

Episode Date: November 14, 2025
Hosts: Teddi Mellencamp & Tamra Judge
Guest: Britani Bateman
Podcast: Two Ts In A Pod (iHeartPodcasts)

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Episode Overview

This episode dives into the behind-the-scenes chaos and stories from BravoCon 2025, focusing on guest Britani Bateman's experiences both on and off-screen, particularly with her fellow Real Housewives of Salt Lake City castmates. Teddi, Tamra, and Britani offer candid insights into critical recent episodes, Bravo fandom, viral "hook up" lingo, and Britani's personal life—including her relationship with Jared and her unexpected link to the famed Osmond family. The tone is fun, unfiltered, and very "housewives"—mixing real emotion with signature humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Britani’s First BravoCon & Emotional Reflecting

• Discussion kicks off (03:31): Teddi and Tamra welcome Britani, noting her first BravoCon and the nerves/excitement that come with it.
• The group reflects on a particularly tough recent episode for Britani, with emotional fallout involving castmate Meredith and an infamous incident on a plane.
  • “We’re coming off an episode where my heart was breaking for you.” – Tamra Judge (04:20)
  • The legendary “unicorn” tossed overboard is a recurring motif.
• Trauma on the plane (05:47): Britani recounts being stuck in an escalating fight during the plane descent, trying to stay composed while chaos erupted, and other cast members and flight attendants observed her distress.

2. Costume Confusion & Production Mishaps

• The trio brings up the frequency of costumes on Salt Lake City, jokingly sparring over whether it’s too much (04:47–05:00).
• Britani clarifies that the suspicious marks on her body were leftover “zombie blood” tattoos, not botched henna or a spray tan (05:00–05:22).
• “I was just happy to have taken a shower. Like, honestly, I was okay that it didn’t come off.” – Britani (05:22)

3. Flight Fiasco Explored in Depth

• Britani gives her honest, vulnerable take on how the loud in-flight confrontation affected her (06:00–06:45).
• She describes trying to remain invisible, her embarrassment, and how the escalation happened mostly in the last 15–20 minutes (06:55–07:09).
• Teddi and Tamra probe who witnessed or intervened and discuss the social media rumor that castmate Meredith faced disciplinary pause (08:08–08:29).

4. Changing Allegiances & Group Dynamics

• Lisa’s switch in support—initially siding with Britani but later backing Meredith—sparks discussion.
  • “She definitely has drawn a line in the sand, sadly. And I’m not on her side of the line.” – Britani (08:08)
• The panel analyzes the group’s power relationships, including why only Mary might be able to “get through” to Meredith (08:49–09:17).
  • “Mary’s kind of like the salt of the group.” – Britani (08:57)
  • “Mary’s not a liar…probably on and off, cameras up, cameras down more than any of us.” – Britani (09:05)

5. How the Show, Cast, and Fans Perceive Britani

• Britani admits it’s been hard to watch certain episodes back and reveals she hasn’t seen Meredith during BravoCon (09:27–10:06).
• The hosts stress the duality of being recappers and former cast themselves—recognizing the real emotions behind viewers’ reactions.

6. Housewives Fandom & The Newbie Experience

• Teddi asks if there are any newbies Britani’s eager to meet; Britani sheepishly confesses she doesn’t keep up with other shows due to life/kids (10:48–11:08).
• The conversation turns playfully intrusive, with Tamra jumping straight to Britani’s on-again/off-again relationship with Jared (11:08).

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7. “Hooking Up” Semantics, Utah Slang, and the Infamous Bed Jump

• Hilarious exploration of what “hooking up” means at different ages:
  • “To me, hooking up is just kissing. What is hooking up to you?” – Teddi (12:12)
  • “Boning.” – Tamra (12:21)
  • “If you’re hooking up and you are 40 to 50, you are slipping it in.” – Tamra (12:32)
• Introduction to Utah-specific slang:
  • “‘Nick mo’—non-committal make out”—and the concepts of “soaking” and “bed jumping” (13:23–14:34).
  • The hosts gleefully dissect and act out the mechanics of “bed jumping” for the uninitiated.
    • “So bed jumping is, one person lays flat and then another person jumps on the bed so that you have friction and movement.” – Teddi (13:39)
  • Britani explains:
    • “Dry jumping is perfectly acceptable…no one even cares about that. But soaking is not okay. Seriously reprimanded for that. It’s a loophole—no pun intended.” – Britani (14:57–15:11)

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8. Britani & Jared: Real Relationship Status

• Britani gives exclusive “real tea” on Jared (20:49–21:41):
  • They’ve been platonic friends for a long time with only “nick mo” incidents, and she’s set boundaries about intimacy, refusing anything more without a committed relationship.
  • “I am not gonna sleep with anyone unless I’m in a committed relationship. So there you have it.” – Britani (21:14)
  • She says Jared wants commitment, but she’s “too kind of traumatized…until I feel safer, I would say” (21:43).
• Tamra and Teddi tease her—“You can’t quit him!”—as Britani’s daughter Olivia’s reaction is noted (11:18–11:22).

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9. The Saga of the Unicorn Stuffed Animal (“Uni”)

• The lost “Uni” story: Jared gave Britani a Build-a-Bear unicorn with a recorded message (“Good night baby, you are loved”) (22:11–24:06).
  • “We picked out a Build-a-Bear. He calls me his unicorn because of the hot crazy matrix…So he calls me his unicorn because I’m hot and not crazy.” – Britani (23:07–23:20)
  • Britani reveals the unicorn is now lost (“I don’t have Uni, you guys...he’s with the Below Deck cast and has been all over the world!”) (22:02–22:08).

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10. Osmond Family Ties

• Britani confirms Jared is part of the famous Osmond family and shares she’s met Donny and Marie (24:08–24:40).
  • Donny took her to his Vegas show; Marie was met at a family wedding (24:18–24:40).
  • Britani speculates the Osmonds “hate” Jared’s reality TV involvement, calling it their “worst nightmare.” (24:43–24:46)

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11. Britani’s Place Among the Housewives

• Teddi and Tamra ask if Britani thinks the SLC cast has been harder on her than other newbies (24:55–25:12).
  • Tamra’s opinion: “Yes.” (25:18)
  • They agree a recent episode showed the girls (finally) rallying around Britani, and the hosts/fans needed to see her vulnerable side (25:33–25:37).
  • “It showed a more sensitive side to you, and the girls were more sympathetic towards you. And I felt like we needed that.” – Tamra (25:37)

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Memorable Quotes

• “She definitely has drawn a line in the sand, sadly. And I’m not on her side.” – Britani on Lisa’s shifting loyalties (08:08)
• “Mary’s kind of like the salt of the group.” – Britani (08:57)
• “If you’re hooking up and you are 40 to 50, you are slipping it in.” – Tamra (12:32)
• “We may have had a nick mo or two…Non-committal makeup. Literally non-committal. No soaking, no bed jumping, no real anything for a long time.” – Britani (21:05)
• “I think [the Osmonds] hate it. Like, there’s no way…It’s like their worst nightmare, to be honest.” – Britani on Jared’s famous family and the show (24:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Episode start/guest intro: 03:31
• Plane incident trauma: 05:47 – 07:09
• Lisa’s shifting alliances: 07:51–08:20
• Mary as the truth-teller: 08:57–09:05
• Utah slang & ‘hook-up’ debate: 12:04–14:34
• Britani on Jared/platonic boundaries: 20:49–21:41
• The Build-a-Bear unicorn story: 22:11–24:06
• Osmond family connections: 24:08–24:46
• Housewives dynamic/reflections: 24:55–25:37

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

Fun, vulnerable, irreverent, and self-aware, this episode is a must-listen for Bravo fans who want to see the candid (sometimes painful, but often hilarious) realities behind the drama. Teddi and Tamra strike the balance between light-hearted pod banter and real talk about relationships, group dynamics, and life in the Bravo limelight.

Britani’s transparency and humor—especially about her Utah upbringing, "non-committal" relationships, and handling cast drama—make for both cathartic and comical moments. The episode is sprinkled with behind-the-scenes tidbits (especially for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City), much-needed empathy, and the reminder that beneath all the BravoCon spectacle, the women are still seeking connection and understanding.

Transcript

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Two T's in a pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.

[Tamara Judge]

Hi, guys.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Welcome to another episode of two T's in a Pod with myself, Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. And we have a very special guest.

[Tamara Judge]

A first time guest.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Right as the doorbell comes.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Brittany, what's your announcement?

[Brittany]

I have an announcement. I have Olivia Bateman here with me.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

Yeah. That is my announcement.

[Tamara Judge]

You know how much that warms my heart to see you guys together?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I thought I had to do a Jared.

[Brittany]

I actually do know because we've dmed a little bit.

[Tamara Judge]

We have talked about it.

[Brittany]

I know I've had issues.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

So you. Do you get it?

[Tamara Judge]

I get it 100%.

[Brittany]

And now, you know, and until you.

[Tamara Judge]

I loved your guys scene together.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Oh, are we talking about relationships right.

Now or with kids?

[Tamara Judge]

With the kids. Yeah. Sorry.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I heard the now.

[Tamara Judge]

This is your first bravocon, right?

Yes.

Yes. Now we're coming off an episode where my heart was breaking for you.

[Brittany]

Thank you.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I was really upset about the throwing the. Even though I was annoyed by the fact that the unicorn came, I was even more annoyed when he went overboard.

[Brittany]

Oh, that's sweet. Little uni.

[Tamara Judge]

Little uni.

It was.

[Brittany]

Yeah. I mean, it was kind of silly.

[Tamara Judge]

It was kind of silly. But you guys have a lot of costumes on your show, and I'm getting a little over that.

[Brittany]

No, we don't.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yes.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes, you do.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

She knows. Okay, hold on.

I need.

Before we even get into talking about it, what was going on?

Did you have.

Was that henna or spray tan?

[Brittany]

Did you see that?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Brittany]

Those were blood tattoos, you guys. Those were. Those were on theme, but the next day, like, it wouldn't come off. Did you scrub with a knife before? Residual zombie makeup from the night before. Did it look like a big scratch?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I thought it was a spray tan.

[Tamara Judge]

She thought it was a spray tan. I thought it was a henna tattoo.

[Brittany]

I was just happy to have taken a shower. Like, honestly, I was okay. That it didn't come off. I was just like, whatever.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

We couldn't tell.

[Tamara Judge]

But after the Hennessey or whatever it was, the zombie makeup, the zombie blood makeup, we see you literally, like, the aftermath of being on the plane. And I really like that all the girls, most of the girls rallied around you on that.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad was it?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

How bad was it?

[Brittany]

Oh, you guys, it was. It was probably my third most traumatic thing I've ever been through in my. What did I.

[Tamara Judge]

Why did.

[Brittany]

Where was production?

[Tamara Judge]

You film it?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Why didn't you.

[Brittany]

Camera. You know what? Honestly, that was the last thing on my mind. I had my headphones on, and I was watching Crazy Rich Asians, and I. I just, you know, zoned in, and I was just trying to not hear, and I was trying to lean forward and not have my back hit the seat, and I was just trying to hold it together. Like, the last thing I wanted was any attention on myself. And I was so, so embarrassed that someone kept. You know, the flight attendant kept coming up to ask if I was okay. Because you were crying. Yeah, no, I wasn't crying. I was trying not to cry. I was trying to be, like, stoic and focused and. You know what I mean? Like, I was trying to not let anything break me. But by the last in the descent, when it really started and everyone was seat belted in, so everyone's like, why didn't they switch seats with you? Because it didn't really ramp up in earnest until the last 15, 20 minutes when we were in full descent. You know, it was an international flight. You go really high, and then it takes a while to come down. So there was nothing anybody could do other than scream at it. That was when everybody started screaming at each other because it got really loud, and then they were screaming at Heather.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So that's why there wasn't a removal from the plane or anything like that.

[Brittany]

We were also. Right. So when Meredith says. And I hope I can say, you cannot get in trouble with, like, the details.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Details.

[Brittany]

But, yeah, like, when Meredith says It was only 15 minutes. Yeah.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

The.

[Brittany]

The worst part was, you know, the last 20, 30 minutes.

[Tamara Judge]

Get your hair pulled.

[Brittany]

Yeah.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

And by who are you leaning to get up to go to the restroom?

[Brittany]

Possibly.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I mean, I.

[Brittany]

Again, I was in my little bubble, and I couldn't tell you who was what and where. But other people saw it. Yeah, my seatmate saw it. The flight attendant saw it. Heather across the way saw it. Whitney across the.

[Tamara Judge]

Well, your entire classmate's been.

[Brittany]

I was Just zoned in, trying to focus and. Please don't cry. Please don't cry. Please don't cry.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

What are your thoughts on the way that Lisa kind of switched her views? Like, she said originally, she had your.

[Tamara Judge]

Back to her husband.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

Like, she was, like.

It was insane.

Like, while she was eating the nugget.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

She said she was unhinged or something.

[Tamara Judge]

Like that to her husband. And then when she met with the girls, her story changed a little bit.

[Brittany]

Oh, man. I think that she's just trying to be a really good friend to Meredith, which I can. I can respect. But at the same time, she definitely has drawn a line in the sand, sadly. And I'm not on her side of the line.

[Tamara Judge]

Was Meredith put on pause for a little bit after that happened?

[Brittany]

You know, I don't think I can speak to that.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, but.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So, yes.

[Brittany]

Look at my eyes.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, I Look at your eyes.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

Cause there was a lot of talk on social media about her being put on pause because something happened. I know when she did do a scene, it was a few days after that event, and she met with Mary. The look on her, she was just, like, smiling like nothing ever happened. It was a very weird, awkward scene.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

But she had to have that scene with Mary.

Cause Mary was the only one that.

I think could have actually gotten her to listen a little bit.

Do you agree?

[Brittany]

Mary is very. Ooh. I mean, Mary's kind of like the salt of the group. Like the salt of the group.

[Tamara Judge]

Mary's not a liar.

[Brittany]

She's not a liar. She is who she is. Probably on and off, cameras up, cameras down more than any of us, believe it or not. And so I think you're right, Teddy. That was exactly who needed to meet with Meredith.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

There was no other.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

Because she's scared of Mary.

I didn't. I'm Meredith.

[Tamara Judge]

I mean, Meredith looked nervous about meeting with Mary.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah.

[Brittany]

Interesting take.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

That's how I took it.

[Brittany]

It was hard to watch it, you guys. It was hard to watch it back. Like, I had to watch it in pieces. I just pause and then, like, go have a little cry because it was. It was really traumatic.

[Tamara Judge]

Are you in a better place with Mered is now.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Have you seen her here?

[Brittany]

No, I haven't.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I saw when I was walking in, and either she didn't recognize me or she was trying to avoid me because I. We're walking through, and I was like, shoot. Oh, well, either she did Bronwyn.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Oh, really?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah. She was coming in as I was coming out.

[Brittany]

Oh, interesting. And I did a little of what, the suite? The hospitality suite, or checking in.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah, like when we were.

[Tamara Judge]

I haven't seen anybody. Well, no one.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

That was awkward enough for me to not have to see anyone again. Oh, shoot.

[Brittany]

Oh, no.

[Tamara Judge]

You know, sometimes we say things on the pod and listen, we're only recapping what we see as viewers.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah. And we're. We both.

[Brittany]

But you also get it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

We get it.

[Brittany]

You get it.

[Tamara Judge]

I.

She recaps me and she's like this. You know, like, I get it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Tamara Judge]

I can be an.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Oh, no, no. I had to recap this show this week. So funny.

[Brittany]

You know, I love your friendship. It's just f. It's fantastic. You guys really understand each other and.

[Tamara Judge]

We really love each other and we call each other out.

[Brittany]

I love that. That's real friendship right there. For sure.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

For sure.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Are there any housewife newbies that you're excited to meet this weekend?

[Brittany]

You know, I'm embarrassed to say you'd have to. I don't know.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, you don't watch House.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Do you watch any of the shows?

[Brittany]

I've tried to. And I've tried to watch, like, to prepare for this. And I just. Between, like, my job and my kids and like, everything I have going on, I have a hard time watching TV at all.

[Tamara Judge]

Are you still with Jared?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

You just come right to that?

[Tamara Judge]

I'm going right to it, sweetie.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I already looked at your daughter.

[Tamara Judge]

She's like, uh, huh?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Am I?

[Brittany]

Look at the. If you could see Olivia's face right now.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Every time I hear Jared, I'm like.

[Tamara Judge]

You can't quit him.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I just can't speak.

[Brittany]

Water to be thrown on me at any second.

[Tamara Judge]

You can't quit him. Do you want us to throw water on you? Maybe not.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I hated that. It doesn't work.

[Brittany]

It doesn't work because I thought a fun tick tock idea would be like. Everywhere I go at BravoCon, everyone's got a little thing of water and everyone.

[Tamara Judge]

Just throws water on me.

[Brittany]

Wouldn't that be funny?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

You took it so well.

[Brittany]

Well, it was all ingest. It was all just good fun.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

But no, I would have been.

[Brittany]

But then it got. It got dark. The water got dark?

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah, it was a little. When I got a thing of water.

[Brittany]

In my lap, you know, it got.

[Tamara Judge]

To a point where they were just picking on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Do you think that Captain Jason and Heather made out?

[Brittany]

You know, I. You guys.

[Tamara Judge]

You guys are like, no, she said we hooked up.

[Brittany]

No, she did.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

To me hooking up. There's a. There's a younger person in this room. To me, hooking up is just kissing. What is hooking up to you?

[Tamara Judge]

Boning.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Oh, it is. It's boning down.

[Brittany]

Depends on your age. But for Heather's age, I think. Having sex.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yes. Thank you. Yes.

[Tamara Judge]

If you're looking up and you're 40 to 50, you are slipping it in.

[Brittany]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tamara Judge]

Unless you're slipping.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

You're not. You're making out.

No.

[Tamara Judge]

You're in denial.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

No.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

If I'm having sex, who are you.

[Tamara Judge]

Hooking up with that you're acting like you're not hooking up?

[Brittany]

I would just say that's what it means.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Hooking up.

[Tamara Judge]

I'm making out somebody.

[Brittany]

I don't know. Nobody.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I make out with somebody.

[Tamara Judge]

I made a shit somebody.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No.

[Tamara Judge]

You're not gonna say I hooked up with somebody. You didn't slip it in.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yes, you do.

[Brittany]

He is the semantics of what hook it up. Hooking up means.

[Tamara Judge]

Okay.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Last time you hooked up with Jared. Oh, my gosh.

[Tamara Judge]

You guys. And I'm not talking.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I plead the fifth.

[Brittany]

My daughter is sitting right there.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I know, but she already told us.

[Brittany]

We may have had a non committal makeout or two.

[Tamara Judge]

Let's talk about that.

[Brittany]

Have you heard of Nick mo? That's a Utah term. What is this ncmo? Non committal, non committ make out?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No, but we know so many. We know about soaking.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

We talked about soaking a long time ago.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

We know about bed jumping.

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Is that true?

[Brittany]

Yes. Yes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So bed jumping is one person lays flat and then another person jumps on the bed so that then you have friction and movement.

[Brittany]

Yes, it's true.

[Tamara Judge]

But are you naked?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

One of the people are.

[Brittany]

Presumably.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

So.

[Tamara Judge]

I don't get it.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So, like, I'm naked laying on a bed.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Then a man gets on top of me.

[Brittany]

Naked is maybe.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

And he may or may not be Sorry.

[Tamara Judge]

Hard.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

And then I have Brittany jump on that same bed.

[Tamara Judge]

It's a threesome.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No, she's jumping on it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

So that the bed goes like this.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

So.

[Tamara Judge]

But I'm not. Actually, it's just a tip. But I slipped. No, but I don't get this.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

It's because I'm not making that effort to pump.

[Brittany]

You know, Teddy, you know an awful lot about this. Because she practiced details.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Listen, I pretty much be lds.

[Brittany]

You're what they call dry Mormon, maybe.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, my God, I'm dying right now.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Oh, gosh, me too.

[Brittany]

Oh, my God, Teddy, you're so funny.

[Tamara Judge]

Really?

You know all this?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I know.

[Tamara Judge]

Did you investigate this?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Brittany]

I can tell.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I could go on and on.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Really?

[Brittany]

How do you know this?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Because I have a lot of friends that live in Utah.

[Brittany]

They're like, oh my God.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Is dry humping okay?

[Brittany]

Dry jumping is perfectly acceptable. Like that?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah, that's totally fine.

[Brittany]

But it's not even. No one even cares about that.

[Tamara Judge]

So. Is soaking okay?

[Brittany]

No, soaking is not okay.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Soaking with a bed jump, you'd get.

[Brittany]

Seriously reprimanded for that. It's a loophole.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

It's.

[Brittany]

It's a loophole.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No pun intended.

[Tamara Judge]

Jumping on the bed is no pun intended.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

That's.

[Brittany]

Yes. Yeah. For all intents and purposes, yes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Tamara Judge]

Silk tops and skirts for when you.

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

That's Q U I n c e.com Tamara to get free shipping and 365 day returns.

[Tamara Judge]

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Tamara Judge]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

If there's anything as perfectly dramatic and totally engrossing as reality tv, it might be the procedural shows on primetime TV right now.

[Tamara Judge]

Specifically all of the shows from the One Chicago Universe.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Tamara Judge]

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[Tamara Judge]

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[Teddi Mellencamp]

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[Tamara Judge]

To listen to the One Chicago Podcast, search for One Chicago Podcast on Apple Podcasts or your favorite podcast app. That's One Chicago Podcast.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Tamara Judge]

Okay, so you and I have not partaken in soaking and Jared or jumping and jumping and.

[Brittany]

Right.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No, not in the last. How many days have you taken a 30 day sabatical?

[Tamara Judge]

How was that?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

30 days?

[Brittany]

You know. Okay, I'm going to give you guys the real tea. Are you ready?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yes.

[Brittany]

This is two teas in a pot. And you guys deserve this tea. We've been friends for a long time. And I mean just friends. Like platonic friends. We may have had a nick mo or two. Do you remember what that stands for?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

What it.

[Brittany]

What is it? Non committal makeup.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Non committal makeup.

[Brittany]

Got it. Literally non committal. No soaking, no bed jumping, and no actual real anything for a long time because I just declared us to be friends. And I am not gonna sleep with anyone unless I'm in a committed relationship. So there you have it.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So would he be in a committed relationship with you if you wanted it?

[Brittany]

He says he does. You guys are getting.

[Tamara Judge]

She's like, you assholes.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No, no, no.

[Tamara Judge]

You assholes.

[Brittany]

I love this. I feel like I'm, you know, just hanging out with my besties here.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

You're like, hold on, let me.

[Brittany]

He says he does, but I honestly am too kind of traumatized. I'm a little triggered to even venture that direction until. Yeah, until I feel safer, I would say.

[Tamara Judge]

Yeah. That makes that. Were you happy to see Yuni back after he took a dip in the. Uni isn't back.

[Brittany]

I don't know where Yuni is, you guys.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

You have no idea.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

He's gone.

[Brittany]

He's with the below deck cast.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, my God.

[Brittany]

And he's been all over the world as far as I know.

[Tamara Judge]

Oh, my goodness.

[Brittany]

I don't have uni, you guys.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Hold on. Can you re record what the message said for us on the pod? Hello, baby.

[Brittany]

Wait. Good night, baby. You are loved. Is that what you mean? Good night, baby. You are love.

[Tamara Judge]

That's amazing.

[Brittany]

I wish I could go that low. I'm like straining.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No, that was perfect.

[Tamara Judge]

That was so cute.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So we just.

[Tamara Judge]

We just got you right before you went on this trip.

[Brittany]

So this is how uni happened. We were on a date and we were having a great time. Dinner, walking through the mall. Cause we were gonna get like I don't know, shopping for something. And we passed by Build a Bear and he.

[Tamara Judge]

That's from Build A Bear. It has to be.

[Brittany]

He says, yeah. He walked by Bill and he goes, oh, I already. I gave these to my kids for, you know, once a year, every year. And I record a little message. And I'm like, oh, that's so cute. And he's like, you never had a Build A Bear? And I'm like, no. So he's like, get in here. So he took me inside. We picked out a Build A Bear. He calls me his unicorn because of the hot crazy matrix. Did you guys see that video, the Hot Crazy Matrix?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

No.

[Brittany]

Where it's like, the hotter you are, the crazier you must be and the more men will put up with it.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Makes sense.

[Brittany]

Called the hot. Okay, okay. So the hot but low crazy area of the spectrum is called the unicorn. It doesn't exist. Right, Because. So he calls me his unicorn because I'm hot and not crazy. Ultimate combo. So we picked out the unicorn, which is neutral. Cause I'm crazy.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

As are we.

[Brittany]

Lighten up, Francis. Just kidding. So then he recorded that, you know, good night, baby, you are loved. And. And then we were on a 30 day break. But then he showed up right before I went to pack for, you know, for Kanawan and slipped it into my suitcase and I opened it up and there was unicorn that he made for me a month earlier. It was really. It was really sweet. It wasn't meant to be. Like, oh, I sleep with, you know, animals at night and birds are chirping and. You know what I mean?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Yeah, yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

So he's part of.

[Brittany]

But it was. It was cute.

[Tamara Judge]

He's part of the Osmond family. The famous Osmond family. So have you met Donny and Marie Osmond?

[Brittany]

I have.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You have.

[Brittany]

He took me to Donnie's show about a year ago in Vegas, which was amazing. So talented. We hung out afterwards in his green room, his dressing room. So nice. How cool is that? And Marie I met at his uncle's wedding. So one of the main Osmond brothers passed away last year.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Oh, gosh.

[Brittany]

Which is sad. He's the first to go. And that's where I met Marie. She's. She's darling as well.

[Tamara Judge]

How do they feel about him being on the show?

[Brittany]

Oh, I think they hate it.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I was gonna say they can't possibly.

[Brittany]

Like, there's no way they. Yeah, I really do think they hate it. I think it's like their worst nightmare, to be honest.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

Do you think since being a part of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

They've been hard on you, Harder on you than other people.

[Brittany]

Who?

[Teddi Mellencamp]

The girls.

[Brittany]

Do you think that they're so what? Reframe the question.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

So the. So since being on Salt Lake City, do you think the girls have been harder on you than they've been on other newbies in the past?

[Brittany]

Oh, I don't know. That's a really good question. What do you guys think?

[Tamara Judge]

Yes.

[Brittany]

Yes. Do you think so? And I don't if that's the case.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I don't know.

[Teddi Mellencamp]

I've been harder on you.

[Tamara Judge]

We've been harder on you as well. We have a little bit. I feel like this episode that just happened was exactly what we needed for you.

[Brittany]

Really?

[Tamara Judge]

Because I feel like the girls finally rallied around you.

[Brittany]

That's true.

[Tamara Judge]

It showed a more sensitive side to you and the girls were more sympathetic towards you. And I felt like we needed that. I mean, obviously you didn't need it in the way that it happened. Yeah, but we, we needed the fans needed that.

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[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

There's no better place to experience the Caribbean than at resorts founded by a family from the Caribbean. Visit sandals.com or beaches.com for the best.

[Tamara Judge]

All inclusive resorts and offers.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

If you're looking for a wine that's not just delicious, but also a total crowd pleaser, let me introduce you to Josh Sellars. This California wine brand has over a dozen award winning wines. From crisp Sauvignon Blancs to velvety Merlots. Josh Sellars has the perfect wine for every occasion. Serving up a juicy steak at your next barbecue. Their Cabernet Sauvignon is the perfect pairing. Unwinding with friends after a long week. You can't go wrong with their Pinot Grigio. With so many delicious wines to choose from, Josh Cellars has something for everyone. Josh Cellars is a proud sponsor of two teas in a pod. Visit www.joshsellers.com teapod t e a P O D and join the wine club to get 20% off. Please drink responsibly did you know?

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[Tamara Judge]

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[Brittany]

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