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Matt Rogers
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won Podcast of the Year at this year's iHeart Podcast Awards.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh wow, you're kidding.
Tamra Judge
Stop it.
Matt Rogers
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Teddi Mellencamp
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make.
Tamra Judge
Me get angry about anything in public.
Matt Rogers
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now.
Hey Martinez
Hey, it's hey Martinez. The news can feel like a lot on any given day, but you can't just ignore las noticias when important world changing events are happening. That is where the Upverse podcast comes in every single morning in under 15 minutes. We take the news and boil it down to three essential stories so you can keep up without feeling stressed out. Listen up first from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Joe Locke
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here?
Teddi Mellencamp
Ow.
Hey Martinez
Go slower.
Joe Locke
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Dylan Mulvaney
Two T's in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra.
Teddi Mellencamp
Hi, guys. Welcome to another episode of Two T's in a Pod with myself, Teddi Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Tamra Judge
Hello.
Teddi Mellencamp
Hello.
Tamra Judge
Good morning.
Teddi Mellencamp
Good morning. So today we are solely covering housewife headlines. There's quite a few. There's quite a few. The first one just recently happened. It was on. Watch what happens live. Garcelle was asked about Erica saying that she peaked in the 90s. And Garce. Garcelle responded, erica, I married for love, not money. My first question on this is, why can't Garcelle take a joke ever? Like, clearly, I peaked in the 90s. Do you think I'm peaking right now?
Tamra Judge
Right. No, I'm not peaking in my 50s. But let me just say, do you. Why doesn't Garcelle bring this energy to the show? And also, do you think that she felt brave enough to say this on live TV because the reunion had already been filmed?
Teddi Mellencamp
Yes, for sure. Also, with a quick little Google search, you can Google Mike Nylon. And I don't think there's much of a difference between marrying an old man that has money and marrying a slightly younger man that is one of the heads of the talent department at caa. Let's be real clear, I didn't know that. Let's be real clear, she didn't meet a normie that she married.
Tamra Judge
I don't know anything about her ex husband.
Teddi Mellencamp
Um, I know one thing I don't know. I worked in the mailroom at CAA when he was one of the top talent agents.
Tamra Judge
I know that she doesn't expose any part of her life when it comes to dating or anything like that, but she wants Kyle to.
Teddi Mellencamp
She wants everybody to. But also, the thing that bothers me the most is I would have just laughed at that. I think there are certain things you can laugh at. Like, what year do you think you peaked?
Tamra Judge
1975.
Teddi Mellencamp
How old were you then?
Tamra Judge
I was born in 67. Do the math. Oh, yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Ask me to do the math right now. Hold on, let me get out my 67 phone. I cannot see.
Tamra Judge
No, I don't know. When did I peak? When did I peak? Probably in my 30s, maybe. I don't even know what peak means. Like, that's when you were your hottest. That's when you were the most. What? I mean, success wise, in my 50s, but I don't know, looks wise, relationship wise.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm talking about, like, the hottest dudes. And, like, so what? I mean, I think I probably hooked up with the hottest dudes when I was, like, 19 and I first moved here, and I was, like, fresh and dumb and, like, whatever.
Tamra Judge
Speaking of fresh and dumb, can you tell me what happened with your lunch with Shep?
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, my gosh. Hold on. Let me pull up my text messages, because there's certain things that I'm allowed to talk about and certain things that I'm not.
Tamra Judge
According to who? Him.
Teddi Mellencamp
Shep.
Tamra Judge
Oh, Shepherd.
Teddi Mellencamp
Shepherd. Well, first I can say it was really nice that he made the effort to drive to Encino. His caption cracked me up when he's like, so I made the time to drive to Encino.
Tamra Judge
So he drove from South Carolina or.
Teddi Mellencamp
Wherever he lives from. South South Carolina. Really? He drove from Venice, where he'd been, like, hanging out with, like, some new girl. So he. One night, he went to dinner with Gigi from Shaws. Yeah.
Tamra Judge
Are you hearing it here?
Teddi Mellencamp
No, I'm not saying it's a new romance. I'm just saying one night they went out. Then we get into talking where I'm like, okay, here's the deal, Shep. We're not going to just fall for young people and take them on trips and love bomb them. We're not going to do it. And then within 10 seconds, he's like, oh, Teddy, you're going to get annoyed. And I said, why? And he goes, I already met somebody that I decided to have meet me on my next trip. I go, so you went on one date, and now you're flying her on a trip?
Tamra Judge
How old is she?
Teddi Mellencamp
I. Significantly younger than us, Tam. Well, and then I went. I took the time to go to her Instagrams, and there's. And I'm. You know. You know what? Back in. When I was peaking a couple months ago.
Tamra Judge
Oh, God.
Teddi Mellencamp
Back when I was peaking a couple Months ago. I know I did some thirst traps, but there was a lot of bathing suit shots of this girl. But I'm just concerned with Shep's picker.
Tamra Judge
His picker seems to be off. But I think that he, to me, seems like just a professional bachelor. This guy's 45 years old. She doesn't even really talk too much about getting married. He's dating girls that are half his age or at least close to that in different countries. I don't think he's looking for a forever. I think he's looking for a rat now with his, you know, his little Shep at all.
Teddi Mellencamp
You think Shep is hot? Because one of our producers does.
Tamra Judge
I think Shep is cute. Yeah. I think Shep is definitely cute. I don't like the pants pulled up with the shirt tucked in in the belt. It's not my thing.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, Shep is already up because he said he was gonna have the shark tooth necklace to me by today so I could wear it on the pod. And guess who checked the mail and it wasn't there.
Tamra Judge
So he's getting. How much are these shark tooth necklaces?
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't know. Probably less than the past.
Tamra Judge
Or can somebody Google. Is there diamonds on it? Is there gold on it? Is it a string with a damn shark tooth that you get, like, at Hawaii at the thrift store? Is that what he's getting these girls?
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't know. But all I do know is, and I love to teach Shep. And Shep said, I think because Teddy teases me, it's because she loves me. And he's right. But I went back and looked at our post, and I was, you know, so baffled by the fact that I wasn't being attacked online that I went and I was like, oh, my gosh. We're like, at 40,000 likes. And then I went to his post before, and it's posts of his teeth being removed and his full tooth with, like, the bottom. And then he texted me, if you want to give me shit about the shark tooth, would you rather have one of my teeth from the post? Oh, my God.
Tamra Judge
Well, gross. But we are hearing they do sell them on Amazon from anywhere from $12 to $20. And if that's what he's giving these.
Teddi Mellencamp
Girls, some are 120 guys.
Tamra Judge
Oh, I hoping he's giving out the $120.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, I think he has a friend that makes them specially.
Tamra Judge
I think he makes them in his basement.
Teddi Mellencamp
Maybe that's he's trying to get a new thing.
Tamra Judge
Trying to get a business going. Maybe. Maybe shep should start making sharks teeth. Tooth teeth.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, I remember.
Tamra Judge
Or his own teeth.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, growing up in hilton head, I remember wearing shark tooth necklaces. And then I would layer it with those other necklaces that were like. Yeah, they were like conch shells or puka shells or whatever. And you tied them on, and then when they fell off, you would tell yourself that it was good luck.
Tamra Judge
Oh, I never hear about that.
Teddi Mellencamp
Another year. I was peeking, but I can tell it brought a lot of people from my past out of the woodwork. And the shame for everybody is. And the shame for slate. Slate has my old phone number, so everyone I knew from growing up is texting her.
Tamra Judge
Oh, gosh, that poor thing. Well, you know who's. You know who's kind of pissed off? Well, it's tracy tudor and celebrity hairstylist. So evidently, on an episode of jeff lewis live, when asked who she is friends with from the housewives, Tracy responded, apparently, I don't know dorit yet. She likes to apparently stalk my instagram and the people I use. So she was really, really pissed off. Tracy claims that dorit never paid her hairstylist chris dillon, nor does she pay any of her bills. Chris commented on the post, after months of begging, finally paid in full. Thank you, guys. One of the hosts of jeff lewis says, when jeff had his party at bravocon, I went on his page to send dorit an invite, and jeff was blocked. Jeff says, that's where it started, and I don't understand why I got blocked. And then that turned into bad blood.
Teddi Mellencamp
How did jeff getting blocked have anything? That's where what started?
Tamra Judge
I don't know. I think that's where his. His dislike or his feud with dorit or his beef with dorit. That's where it started. I think that it probably went way back because most of you might not remember this, but the day that dorit got robbed, I was with jeff.
Teddi Mellencamp
Right?
Tamra Judge
You know how you meet with Jeff at the office?
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, I was with dorit that day.
Tamra Judge
I was with jeff, and I was going on watch what happen. I don't watch what happens live. I was going on jeff lewis live, and he was poking fun of the situation and saying, you know, like, he was just poking fun of it. Maybe that pissed her off. Maybe that's when he got blocked. I'm not sure. But you know what, jeff? You piss a lot of people off, my friend.
Teddi Mellencamp
So send her flowers like you send everybody else. You piss off, and then you'll probably be forgiven. You know, like Right now. If Dorit were to send me some flowers and apologize for not reaching out to me when I was hospitalized, I would possibly forgive her.
Tamra Judge
Did Jeff reach out to you? Because he did reach out to me and we were trying.
Teddi Mellencamp
No, he didn't. He.
Tamra Judge
Okay, so he doesn't have your new phone number. That's why.
Teddi Mellencamp
So he didn't tell me that Jeff Lewis texted.
Tamra Judge
Oh, your phone number. Are you serious? So that's. Oh, so I didn't know you still had that phone number.
Teddi Mellencamp
Slate is on the horn with getting my old text messages and letting me know. So I am on the pulse of who is still.
Tamra Judge
Oh, I didn't know that. I thought it was like one of those things. You just got rid of it and you never saw it.
Teddi Mellencamp
Because I heard we talk. Well, let's continue on with this because there's more that Chris Dylan said.
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Matt Rogers
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won podcast of the year at this year's iHeart Podcast Awards.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, wow.
Tamra Judge
You're kidding. Stop it.
Matt Rogers
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Teddi Mellencamp
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make.
Tamra Judge
Me get angry about anything in public.
Matt Rogers
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen. Now.
Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney, and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun. I like a man. You like a man. What do I like? Joe, you like a man too. We often. There's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here. Not like.
Tamra Judge
No. Have we.
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Hey Martinez
Hey, it's hey, Martinez. The news can feel like a lot on any given day, but you can't just ignore la noticias when important world changing events are happening. That is where the Upverse podcast comes in. Every single morning in under 15 minutes, we take the news and boil it down to three essential stories so you can keep up without feeling stress out. Listen up first from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Kevin Smith
Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Tamra Judge
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
Kevin Smith
That's my daughter, man, who my wife has always said is just a beardless, dickless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Me.
Tamra Judge
I'm the old one, I'm the young one.
Kevin Smith
And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Tamra Judge
It's a work in progress.
Kevin Smith
Listen to Beardless with me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Teddi Mellencamp
So first off, let's point out that Chris Dillon is a very famous hair stylist. So I don't know, like, if I were to call Kristyn, and I love Tracy Tudor. Her daughter rides horses. I see her all the time. I really like her. Yeah, her daughter rides horses. So I see her. I mean, and she's like, naturally beautiful. Not someone that even needs.
Tamra Judge
Well, she works out so much.
Teddi Mellencamp
But her hair always looks good. And I always, especially now when I see her, I get very jealous. But I don't know that you can say that somebody's poaching your glam when they're like, famous, famous glam. But Chris says, I was accused on Watch what Happens Live by Dorit Kimsley of using her credit card without her permission to pay for a hotel room as well as an invoice for the full amount. And I'm here to chat about it. Back in November, I was in New York and I was asked by Dorit if I could stay an extra four days to do her glam. Dorit offered to pay for my hotel room for the duration of the stay and offered to send over her credit card so I could extend the stay. Chris continues. Three days after leaving, I got a room charge for the nights I was in New York. I phoned the hotel and they let me know the card on file could not be processed.
Tamra Judge
Declined.
Teddi Mellencamp
Decline. So my card, being the secondary card for incidentals, was charged.
Tamra Judge
I.
Teddi Mellencamp
You know what? I don't like when people ask for my card for incidentals.
Tamra Judge
I don't either. Especially when you're going on a business trip and they're like, oh, we need your card too.
Teddi Mellencamp
All of it.
Tamra Judge
I agree.
Teddi Mellencamp
Listen, so maybe sometimes when it's. When it's later in the evening, I get home, I want a snickers bar. Calm down. Pay the $14. That's too much for the Snickers.
Tamra Judge
That and the $25 bottle of water. Calm your tits.
Teddi Mellencamp
Calm your tits and pay for it all. We're there for you. But also, how rich do you need to be to frickin. I know every time I go to New York, I'm not flying glam and I'm using the glam. That's from watch what happens live.
Tamra Judge
I agree.
Teddi Mellencamp
Me too.
Tamra Judge
I'm with Jen. Listen, I'm with Priscilla, so whatever.
Teddi Mellencamp
Then he says. Three weeks ago, Chris reached out to dorit directly because it has been almost four months without payment. Dorit and I jumped on a call. I happened to be at Tracy Tudor's house, so she was my witness to the call. I love that he used witness to make it very serious. Dorit basically just gave me the run around and berated me, gaslit me and let me know that she thought I was lying. She even went to the point of asking me if I was coherent or right in the head. Those are fine words. When it comes down to it, I would never steal anyone's card. I would never use it without their permission. I would never try to double charge, and almost more importantly, I would never bully somebody into trying to pay an invoice that I not think was right.
Tamra Judge
Did you actually see his video? Did you watch it?
Teddi Mellencamp
No, I've been a little busy. Can you tell me what happened?
Tamra Judge
It was basically, he just said this, but he was very, like, believable. He was very calm. He wasn't calling any names. He was just like, I don't normally do this, but my name was mentioned on national tv, so he wanted to clear it up for sure.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah. It's not like he brought it up first. And here's the thing. I mean, I guess he's been paid now, Dorit, if you didn't pay on time, all you needed to do is be like, shit was a little tight at the moment. I'm sorry that happened. I'm gonna pay you by this date.
Tamra Judge
Four months is a long time. Now Chris is friends with my makeup girl Chelsea, you know, Chelse, and we.
Teddi Mellencamp
Want to out Chelsea on this.
Tamra Judge
No. Yeah, well, no Chelsea. I'm just saying Chelsea's a ball buster when it comes to payment.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, I know.
Tamra Judge
She does my makeup and I'll leave and go film or whatever. And by that night I'll be getting a text, can you please sell me the money? And I always tease her about it because of Michelle's the told my hair grows. The total opposite. She's like, oh, don't worry about it.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, I know some people. I also. The second Venmo request comes in or Zell, I'm like, like, calm down. It's been six hours. I'm going to pay you the $11 that you utilized to pick up whatever random thing I asked for you to get at cvs.
Tamra Judge
That's funny. This I thought was interesting. Now Anita opens up about her friendship with Mauricio. Virtual reality T posted on Watch what happens live. Andy asks Anita about a photo of her and Mauricio in Aspen. Anita responds, he's a great person. I love Mauricio. I met him in Aspen one day before that craziness, referring to the skiing in a towel. So my question to you is like, she met him out and they decided the next day they were going to ski with nothing on but towels and on around their body and on their head.
Teddi Mellencamp
Was Anita one of the people skiing in the towels?
Tamra Judge
Yes.
Teddi Mellencamp
I didn't realize that. I thought the video of him was him alone.
Tamra Judge
No, it was two girls and Anita was one.
Teddi Mellencamp
Now I'm Lele Pons. Remember the chick from Dancing with the Stars? And why is Lele Pons and Anita friends? That's another question we got to get to the bottom of if they are.
Tamra Judge
Still in touch and if there's anything romantic going on between them. Anita says, we always talk. We became good friends and nothing romantic is happening.
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't like that she's alluding to something romantic happening because the paparazzi would have let us know. Well, it seems they've been on point with making sure to capture all of the inappropriate. I don't know if the word's inappropriate, but all of the.
Tamra Judge
He's single, he can do whatever he wants. Right, but he has been seen in the up in, you know, on the press, on the gram, with a few different girls. Yeah, and even if you watched Beverly Hills this week, Bose saw him at Soho House with a girl, and she said she wasn't very cute and left Kyle a three minute voice note. Voice note? Like what you do? You know, when you send me voice notes, I don't listen to them. I read them.
Teddi Mellencamp
I actually don't really care because you want to know what's a little bit hard for me is texting right now. So if you want.
Tamra Judge
Don't. No, stop. You've been doing this for years.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, but it's even worse now.
Tamra Judge
Oh, I know it is. But I'm just saying, in general, when I get a voice note, I usually read it. I don't know why.
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't appreciate that you don't want to hear my voice. Extra.
Tamra Judge
Well, let me just tell you, when you were in the hospital, I listened to all your old voice notes.
Teddi Mellencamp
See?
Tamra Judge
Just because I wanted to hear your voice.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yes, now I'm creeped out that you saved my.
Tamra Judge
They don't disappear.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yes, they do. Unless you save them.
Tamra Judge
There's so many. They're there.
Teddi Mellencamp
So now you're sitting around saving my voice notes.
Tamra Judge
Creeper.
Teddi Mellencamp
Tamara's my stalker. Speaking of situations. Hold on. What? So I got a little delivery, which I want to point out. The first part of the delivery is this coloring book.
Tamra Judge
Wait, put that up closer to the camera. That's the best Best of Housewives coloring book. I've never seen that. Who would have sent that to you?
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, I want to first say, I am not in this coloring book, am I? I don't know, but Erica isn't. Because Erica and I looked at it yesterday because she was here when we were going through this package. So at least they made me feel a little bit better. I'm sure you're in it, but I definitely am not. So somebody sent me a housewives coloring book that I'm not in. Along with colors, crayons, crayons, some restoring body butter, and a hey Girl candle and some soft socks. These are all very nice things to send, and I'm very grateful for the gift. However, I was a little bit shocked when I opened the letter.
Tamra Judge
Okay.
Teddi Mellencamp
Teddy, we hope you know just how protected you are in prayers and positive energy, too. Without tests, we have no testimonials, and your testimony will touch the lives of millions. We hope these things come in handy as you absolutely crush this. Sending every ounce of our love at this point, I had to go grab my glasses because I thought there was a fricking typo or something.
Tamra Judge
What? What does it say?
Teddi Mellencamp
Vicki Gumbelson.
Tamra Judge
Stop.
Teddi Mellencamp
I can't. And Christian Grace. No. Okay, so I'm going to say this. I am very gracious. Thank you, Vicki. It meant a lot. I really appreciate it. I just was shocked. I was like, I haven't heard from Dorit, but I've heard from Vicki Gumbalson. Dorit was one of my best friends. Vicki hates me with a burning passion. And also, I have some bones to pick. Why aren't me and Erica in this coloring book? Coloring book person.
Tamra Judge
But let me. Let me guess. Let me guess. Vicki's in it.
Teddi Mellencamp
Of course she is. I saw her in it. But don't worry, I'm going to color her during. On the next pod and I'm going to get upset again that I always get left out of everything.
Tamra Judge
But Vicki, first of all, I'm going.
Teddi Mellencamp
To say, Christian, that was very nice gesture.
Tamra Judge
It was a very nice gesture.
Teddi Mellencamp
A lot of people didn't do nice gesture. So it really meant a lot. I can't wait to see her in person and say thank you. And let me know how that goes. If the beef has gone out the window. I want to believe that the beef has gone out the window. I just don't have the most trusting personality.
Tamra Judge
Well, I'm going to keep my mouth shut right there.
Teddi Mellencamp
But I do appreciate you guys sending. And the socks are very cozy.
Tamra Judge
How many pairs of socks did you get?
Teddi Mellencamp
At least six. Oh, she. But they were the fuzzy ones.
Tamra Judge
Oh, I like the fuzzy ones. Those are my favorite.
Teddi Mellencamp
And all of the things they bought were thoughtful. I also want to know if it was Vicki's handwriting or Christian. Grace knows.
Tamra Judge
Put it up. Let me see. No, that is not her handwriting. And it looks. She's not. That's. Kind of looks a little messy, huh? Like a little.
Teddi Mellencamp
My handwriting is terrible, I would guess. This is Christian. Vicki was able to send me something before you.
Tamra Judge
I sent you stuff at the hospital.
Teddi Mellencamp
Don't you.
Tamra Judge
Yeah, of course you don't. Big care package coming your way when I see you.
Teddi Mellencamp
Great. Do you think you could sketch up a. A block of colorings and.
Tamra Judge
But I would like for us to both sit on the floor and color together.
Teddi Mellencamp
I can. I. I do appreciate that she sent it. I just was shocked. I'm not. I really want everyone.
Tamra Judge
It's.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm being ungrateful. I just was shocked. But the next one. Oh, Tam, you're not in the book either.
Tamra Judge
You're not an iconic queen. You guys, I've been on the show more any longer than anybody. Who's in it?
Teddi Mellencamp
Kyle's in it. Vicky's in it. Taylor Armstrong's in it. Bethany's in it. Sheree's in it. Mama Dee from Dallas is in.
Tamra Judge
Wait, I have a question.
Teddi Mellencamp
25,000 is in it.
Tamra Judge
Wait, who's the. Who's the creator of this book, Vicki?
Teddi Mellencamp
I don't know, but we need to create our own coloring book and put who we want in there.
Tamra Judge
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Please tell me Vicki wasn't on the.
Teddi Mellencamp
COVID Who's on the COVID She's on the COVID.
Tamra Judge
It's so good. So good here, Teddy. I know I've been shitting on you for the past four years. Here's a coloring book with my face on the COVID I can't. I can't. Only Vicki. I can't.
Teddi Mellencamp
That is so good. And the fact that I didn't even notice is even worse. Okay.
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Matt Rogers
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just won Podcast of the year at this year's iHeart Podcast Awards.
Teddi Mellencamp
Oh, wow.
Tamra Judge
You're kidding. Stop it.
Matt Rogers
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Teddi Mellencamp
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make.
Tamra Judge
Me get angry about anything in public.
Matt Rogers
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen. Now.
Dylan Mulvaney
Is this a good time? It's me, Dylan Mulvaney and my dear friend Joe Locke from Heartstopper. And Agatha all along is my very first guest on my brand new podcast, the Dylan Hour. It's musical mayhem and it is going to be so much fun. I like a man. You like a man. What do I like, Joe? You like a man too. We often. There's quite similar. There's some cross pollination happening in here. Not like. No.
Tamra Judge
Have we?
Dylan Mulvaney
No, no, not yet. Never say never. I cannot wait for all you girls gays and they's to join me on this extremely special pink confection of a podcast. There is so much darkness in this world and what I think we could all use more of is a little joy. Listen to the Dylan hour on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love ya.
Hey Martinez
Hey, it's hey Martinez. The news can feel like a lot on any given day, but you can't just ignore las noticias when important world changing events are happening. That is where the Upverse podcast comes in. Every single morning in under 15 minutes, we take the news and boil it down to three essential stories so you can keep up without feeling stressed out. Listen up first from NPR on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Kevin Smith
Hey, kids, it's me, Kevin Smith.
Tamra Judge
And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith.
Kevin Smith
That's my daughter, man. Who my wife has always said is just a beardless version of me. And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Me.
Tamra Judge
I'm the old one, I'm the young one.
Kevin Smith
And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard. Sounds innocent, doesn't it? A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language. It's for adults only. Or listen to it with your kid. Could be a family show. We're not quite sure. We're still figuring it out.
Tamra Judge
It's a work in progress.
Kevin Smith
Listen to Beardless me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Teddi Mellencamp
So PK shares an update on his split from Dorit. When asked how the past few months have been, PK responded, It's tough that we're reliving what was 10 months ago.
Tamra Judge
Spelled wrong.
Teddi Mellencamp
I was like, relieving. Yeah, they're shitting. They're reliving what was 10 months ago. I know. Dorit's on. Watch what happens live tonight. So, yeah, it's tough, but we're getting through it. The reporter asked if he and Dorit are in a better place now. PK says we're in a good place, bad place. We're going through what every couple goes through. It's not easy, but it's not horrible either. She's great. She's still fabulous. She's very chic. The kids are good, and we're working together with the kids. We took them to Disney and we celebrated their birthdays together. PK also said that he and Mauricio have leaned on each other. It wasn't about the fact that we're both separated. We're close anyway. The fact that we're going through this together is obviously helpful for us. Not everybody understands, and it is a little bit difficult when it's played out so publicly. I have thoughts.
Tamra Judge
Okay. What are they?
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, I mean, I feel like after how intense both PK and Dorit were to now see this all fluffed up. I'm a little confused.
Tamra Judge
Are you saying they're just doing that for TV purposes? And now that the filming's over, it's like, oh, we're buddies.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, I don't know. I want to see them in action together, so I really hope that. But I can say that relationships change.
Tamra Judge
Sure. It's like a roller coaster when you're going through divorce.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, when you're getting divorced.
Tamra Judge
Are they actually going through a divorce now or they just separated?
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, I don't know. I mean, I don't know if they even filed for divorce. I mean, I am filed for divorce, but my soon to be ex husband is my roommate now, and we're like besties, so whatevs. I can't be the one to judge. I don't know, but we were not that way six months ago. No, but they haven't filed for divorce yet. Okay, this next one is Vanderpump Rules reboot to begin filming very soon. Production sources tell us the rebooted Bravo series will go into production in early April. We're told the cast is made up of 14 members. Some will be full time and others will be friends of the cast. We're told the servers, homes and lives outside the restaurant will be the meat of the show.
Tamra Judge
Are you looking forward to that?
Teddi Mellencamp
No.
Tamra Judge
How about this one? Hulu has a new show, and it's called Got to Get Out. So Simu Liu set as host for reality TV competition Deadline article says Hulu's new reality TV competition, Got to Get out, premieres on Friday, April 11. The series pits reality TV royals against reality TV rookies who live under one roof and fight for a chance to win $1 million. Now, Cynthia Bailey's on this.
Teddi Mellencamp
Cynthia Bailey works.
Tamra Judge
She's a gut girl. Works. She's booked and busy, that's for sure. From the Bachelor, we have Demi Burnett, Val from Dancing with the Stars, Claire Crawley from the Bachelor, Rashad Jennings, The NFL running back, Susan Noel from the Golden Bachelor, Omarosa from the Apprentice, Spencer Pratt.
Teddi Mellencamp
She work.
Tamra Judge
And Kim Zolciak. I actually heard about this show for the first time when I went to the Reality Awards. I sat next to Almorosa, and she told me about it. And Luke, who is the producer on Orange county, is also the producer on this. This show was shot in Canada.
Teddi Mellencamp
What's the point of this show?
Tamra Judge
They're locked in the house, and it's like Hulu's version of the traitors, get me the hell out of here. But the pot is $1 million. I do that.
Teddi Mellencamp
That's pretty good money.
Tamra Judge
I'll do that.
Teddi Mellencamp
Listen.
Tamra Judge
Yeah.
Teddi Mellencamp
Hey.
Tamra Judge
Hey. I'm over here.
Teddi Mellencamp
Hey. Sitting over here.
Tamra Judge
Well, Omarosa said to me. She's like, I thought you were gonna be on it. I'm like, I didn't hear anything about it.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, then we've got. We've got some. A lot of new podcasts coming out from New York.
Tamra Judge
Wait, by the way, did you see the meme that was going around that basically that said not every Bravo Liberty needs to have a podcast and listen.
Teddi Mellencamp
We think there's room for everyone. There is something special to give. Not saying that everything that we give is special, but I do think that we are at least entertaining, because y'all keep listening. God knows why. But I do think that podcasts might not be for everybody.
Tamra Judge
Yeah, but there is room for everyone.
Teddi Mellencamp
But there's room for everyone. And if you're good at it, then great, we will give you claps. But we don't know yet if these.
Tamra Judge
Some people think it's a little oversaturated, but podcast people, as they know, it's. It's where it's at right now.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah.
Tamra Judge
I mean, it has been for a while. Yeah. Thank you.
Teddi Mellencamp
Well, the first one I see is Bryn Whitfield announces her new video. Thank God we don't do a video podcast.
Tamra Judge
Could you imagine having to look like this right now all the time on video? It's bad enough we just get the clip clips.
Teddi Mellencamp
I get furious when I even see myself in the clips.
Tamra Judge
It's because we roll out of bed and don't do anything.
Teddi Mellencamp
I'm still wet from the shower. I can't. While Bren's video podcast is Bren captions the post what I've wanted for so long. First episode with Jason Tardick drops on Wednesday.
Tamra Judge
Wait, who's Jason?
Teddi Mellencamp
He's a guy that dated Kaitlyn Bristow from the Bachelor. He was from the Bachelorette. He was also on the Bachelor before that. He didn't. They didn't get together on the show. They got together afterwards. But I'm a little confused on that launch option.
Tamra Judge
Is that just a guest of hers? It's not a co host, right?
Teddi Mellencamp
It's her first guest, I think. First guest. Because it says first episode with Jason. Okay, I don't really know what juicy details Jason is going to tell me that's going to make me want to to tune in for the entire pod.
Tamra Judge
It's a little random. Maybe she's good friends with him. Well, the next one is another Real House of New York, and it's Aaron and her husband Abe. It's called Cum Together and it's not spelled C U M, in case you were wondering. Because it is all about relationship, sex, marriage, friendship, business, and so much more. We really give you guys a look into our lives, our friendship, our mindset, something we're serious. Most of the time. We're goofballs. All of it launching April 7th with a new episode dropping every Monday. I'm not sure who their podcast is with. Does it say oh, dear Media? Well, we do have one in our own family at iHeart, and that's Gia Giudice and Michelle from the Valley. Also announced they are starting podcast joining I Heart Family. So two new ones, but that's pretty.
Teddi Mellencamp
Much all we're going to talk about today. There's a lot of new pods.
Tamra Judge
Lots of new pods, lots of headlines.
Teddi Mellencamp
Yeah, but anyhow.
Tamra Judge
All right. Well, it was so nice having you back today.
Teddi Mellencamp
I know. Look at me. I mean, thriving.
Tamra Judge
Thriving.
Teddi Mellencamp
But I miss you, Tam. Love you.
Tamra Judge
I miss you, too. I love you.
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Matt Rogers
Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang just one podcast of the year at this year's iHeart podcast awards oh wow, you're kidding.
Tamra Judge
Stop it.
Matt Rogers
Lady Gaga will take home the Innovator award at Monday's iHeartradio Music Awards. Now these iHeart Award winners are teaming up on a brand new episode of Las Culturistas.
Teddi Mellencamp
Thank you so much for having me here, but please, please, please don't make.
Tamra Judge
Me get angry about anything in public.
Matt Rogers
Just open the free iHeartRadio app, search Las Culturistas and listen now.
Hey Martinez
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Joe Locke
Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here?
Teddi Mellencamp
Ow.
Hey Martinez
Go slower.
Joe Locke
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Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Episode: Where’s Our Coloring Book? (Headlines)
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Host/Authors: Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
Published By: iHeartPodcasts
In the episode titled "Where’s Our Coloring Book? (Headlines)," hosts Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge dive deep into the latest happenings within the "Real Housewives" universe. Their dynamic conversation is filled with humor, candid opinions, and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with an insider’s view of the drama and friendships that define the series. The episode skillfully navigates through various headlines, offering insightful commentary and relatable banter between the two hosts.
The hosts kick off their discussion with the recent clash between Garcelle and Erica. Garcelle was questioned about Erica’s comment claiming she "peaked in the 90s."
Teddi Mellencamp expresses frustration:
"[03:18] Teddi: Why can't Garcelle take a joke ever? Like, clearly, I peaked in the 90s. Do you think I'm peaking right now?"
Tamra Judge adds context and critiques Garcelle’s demeanor:
"[03:50] Tamra: Why doesn't Garcelle bring this energy to the show? And also, do you think that she felt brave enough to say this on live TV because the reunion had already been filmed?"
They explore Garcelle’s motivations and question whether her responses were genuine or influenced by the show's production dynamics.
Teddi and Tamra delve into the personal life of Shep Reid, Garcelle’s ex-husband, discussing his pattern of dating younger women and the implications it has on his reputation.
Teddi Mellencamp shares her concerns:
"[07:21] Teddi: So you went on one date, and now you're flying her on a trip?"
Tamra Judge analyzes Shep's intentions:
"[07:55] Tamra: His picker seems to be off. But I think to me, he seems like just a professional bachelor. This guy's 45 years old. She doesn't even really talk too much about getting married. I don't think he's looking for a forever."
They critically assess Shep's actions, suggesting a pattern of superficial relationships rather than meaningful commitments.
A significant portion of the episode revolves around Teddi receiving a "Best of Housewives" coloring book, which notably excludes her and Tamra.
Teddi Mellencamp expresses her surprise and disappointment:
"[23:29] Teddi: I am not in this coloring book, am I? ... Somebody sent me a housewives coloring book that I'm not in."
Tamra Judge speculates on the sender's intentions and the exclusion:
"[25:42] Tamra: Let me guess. Let me guess. Vicki's in it."
The hosts discuss the implications of receiving such a gift, the possible messages behind it, and their desire to create their own inclusive coloring book that features their favorite Housewives members.
Throughout the episode, Teddi and Tamra share personal stories that highlight their strong friendship and mutual support system.
Teddi Mellencamp recounts a lunch with Shep and the subsequent fallout:
"[06:05] Teddi: Shep drove from Venice to hang out with a new girl, and we couldn't agree on his quick shift in commitment."
Tamra Judge discusses her interactions with other Housewives, providing a behind-the-scenes look:
"[19:54] Tamra: How rich do you need to be to frickin... I know every time I go to New York, I'm not flying glam and I'm using the glam."
These personal stories offer listeners a glimpse into the complexities of maintaining friendships amidst public scrutiny and personal challenges.
The hosts openly talk about their experiences with social media and public perception.
Teddi Mellencamp reflects on her social media presence:
"[07:40] Teddi: Back when I was peaking a couple months ago... there's a lot of bathing suit shots of this girl."
Tamra Judge shares her stance on voice messages:
"[22:37] Tamra: When you were in the hospital, I listened to all your old voice notes."
They discuss the pressures of maintaining an image online and how it affects their personal lives and relationships.
A significant topic is the separation between PK and Dorit, two prominent figures in the Housewives community.
Teddi Mellencamp provides an update:
"[32:08] Teddi: PK shares an update on his split from Dorit. He's saying it's tough but they're getting through it."
Tamra Judge questions the authenticity of their public reconciliation:
"[33:32] Tamra: Are you saying they're just doing that for TV purposes? And now that the filming's over, it's like, oh, we're buddies."
The conversation explores the challenges of navigating a public separation and the complexities of maintaining civil relations post-divorce.
The hosts briefly touch upon the upcoming reboot of "Vanderpump Rules."
"[34:43] Teddi: No."
They anticipate the new dynamics and cast changes, though Teddi remains personally uninterested.
Tamra enthusiasm about the new Hulu reality competition show featuring Reality TV alumni.
"[35:10] Tamra: They're locked in the house... Hulu's version of the traitors, get me the hell out of here. But the pot is $1 million."
The hosts discuss the potential excitement and competition among reality TV veterans vying for a substantial cash prize.
Teddi and Tamra highlight the surge of new podcasts within the Housewives community and beyond.
"[36:19] Tamra: Now Anita opens up about her friendship with Mauricio... And Luke, who is the producer on Orange county, is also the producer on this."
They debate the value and uniqueness of new podcasts, emphasizing their own as standout content in a crowded market.
As the episode wraps up, Teddi and Tamra reflect on their discussions, reiterating their commitment to providing entertaining and insightful content for their listeners.
Teddi Mellencamp shares her appreciation:
"[38:24] Tamra: It was so nice having you back today."
Tamra Judge reciprocates the sentiment:
"[39:30] Tamra: I miss you, too. I love you."
Their heartfelt exchange underscores the strong bond between the hosts, leaving listeners with a sense of warmth and anticipation for future episodes.
Teddi Mellencamp on Garcelle’s Defense:
"[03:18] Teddi: Why can't Garcelle take a joke ever? Like, clearly, I peaked in the 90s. Do you think I'm peaking right now?"
Tamra Judge on Shep’s Relationship Choices:
"[07:55] Tamra: His picker seems to be off. But I think to me, he seems like just a professional bachelor."
Teddi Mellencamp on the Coloring Book Surprise:
"[23:29] Teddi: I am not in this coloring book, am I?"
Tamra Judge on Public Perception:
"[22:37] Tamra: When you were in the hospital, I listened to all your old voice notes."
Teddi Mellencamp on PK and Dorit’s Separation:
"[32:08] Teddi: PK shares an update on his split from Dorit. He's saying it's tough but they're getting through it."
In "Where’s Our Coloring Book? (Headlines)," Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge deliver a compelling episode filled with sharp insights, personal stories, and candid opinions on the latest "Real Housewives" drama. Their chemistry and authentic conversations make for an engaging listen, providing both entertainment and depth. Whether you’re a long-time fan or new to the Housewives' world, this episode offers valuable perspectives and plenty of laughs, solidifying the podcast's place as a must-listen in reality TV commentary.