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Julia Longoria (1:17)
I'm Julia Longoria. This is unexplainable, and this one's going to get a little personal. That is the sound of me about to hurl. I really don't like making things about me, but that's not the reason I'm about to barf right now. If you've watched tv, sitcoms or rom coms in the last few decades, there's only one real reason a woman like me would be unexpectedly puking for a studio audience. She's been barfing for an hour.
Marlena Fejdo (1:56)
The flu. I don't know.
Julia Longoria (1:59)
I hope you're not pregnant. That sounds like morning sickness, Miranda. I don't know why they call it morning sickness when it's all day long.
Miranda (2:10)
Yep, it's morning sickness, and I can assure you it's not just in the morning.
Julia Longoria (2:15)
I haven't been able to track down whoever coined that term, but I hope they have the afterlife's equivalent of diarrhea. Misery Loves Company in early pregnancy, I was vomiting every day or every other day, mostly in the evenings. At week 15, I gave my pregnancy tracker apps the middle finger as they congratulated me on the end of my nausea. For lots of people, it stops in the second trimester, but not for me. I just puked everything I'd eaten that day. Some people have helpfully told me to eat more protein, just as others told me to eat less protein. Friends have gleefully announced that it must be a girl, while other family members maintained, well, that means it's a boy. My doctors have been just as unhelpful. Some pills prescribed to me seem to be helping some days, but other days I still retch multiple times. The question I'm left with shouted dramatically at the heavens why today on Unexplainable. You're gonna have to bear with me as I, Julia Longoria, turn my pain into art or at least into journalism. And I'll ask why? Why do pregnant people, who are presumably eating for two, why do so many of us barf so so much?
