Todd Knows All! (feat. Todd Chrisley)

Summary

Podcast Summary: “Todd Knows All! (feat. Todd Chrisley)”

Unlocked with Savannah Chrisley
Date: November 18, 2025
Host: Savannah Chrisley | Guest: Todd Chrisley (her father)

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Main Theme & Purpose

In this episode, Savannah welcomes her father, Todd Chrisley, for a candid, often hilarious conversation about family dynamics, travel adventures, generational perspectives, and the realities of dealing with public scrutiny post-reality TV. Todd’s return to the podcast marks his first appearance since his “extended stay” (a tongue-in-cheek reference to his time away). Listeners are treated to Chrisley family banter filled with love, playful bickering, and sharp Southern humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chrisley Family Banter and Social Media Habits

• Savannah pokes fun at Todd’s workout posts—Todd claims his posts are reasonable, Savannah calls them excessive and teases that he only puts family members in posts “when their views get low” ([02:25–05:27]).
• Savannah: “People that post about their workouts have psychological issues.”
• Todd: “Well, if you scroll on her page, she must have been having a lot of psychological issues there for a while, because that’s all we got to see was her working out.” ([02:46])

2. Travel Tales & Life Updates

• Savannah discusses her goal to visit “30 countries by 30” and recent travels, from Switzerland to Amsterdam to Florence ([06:44–08:07], [38:18–41:39]).
• Savannah’s health saga abroad: “The medicine over there, I’m telling you, works ten times better than our medicine here.” ([07:06])
• Todd wishes Savannah would “hit the altar before 30” and jokes about wanting grandkids ([07:36–13:00]).
• Todd: “That’s a little long in the tooth. It’s time.” ([13:00])

3. Parenting, Growing Up Chrisley, and Family Legends

• Todd jokes about raising “the biggest liars in the world” and recaps the kids’ past mischief ([08:40–09:50]).
• Debates over who is the worst driver in the family, with Savannah defending herself against her reality TV image ([09:22–10:15]).
• “If you ever go to a car lot and they tell you it belonged to Savannah Chrisley, run like hell and report them.” —Todd ([10:15])

4. On Family Dynamics Post-Prison

• Todd discusses how his perspective and involvement has changed since his return.
• Todd: “Todd Chrisley is not the same man. I don’t want to know jack shit about what she’s doing.” ([11:59])
• Savannah pushes back on pressure to settle down: “Do not let people pressure you into having children.” ([13:11])

5. Father-Daughter Travels & Hilarious Night in Oklahoma

• Todd and Savannah recount attending a Turning Point event together at the University of Oklahoma ([17:04–28:08]):
  • Todd fills listeners in on the security detail, the “hot” military security guards, and embarrassing Savannah by trying to introduce her ([21:32–22:44]).
  • Antics at the hotel: snacks, ordering pizza, bickering over topping prices, and a legendary night of sleep talking and snoring ([23:33–30:01]).
  • Notable moment: Todd on Savannah’s sleep habits—“She fought all night long in Oklahoma threatening people. Shut the fuck up. I’m like, what is wrong with her?” ([29:39])

6. Chrisley Health & Cleanliness Philosophy

• Todd stays away from sharing drinks with his kids: “I had you when I had you. You was clean. But y’all have been out here running the streets too long.” ([32:02])
• Humorous discussion of Savannah’s past and present love life, with Todd offering his candid (and sometimes critical) opinions, but ultimately expressing his love and protectiveness ([32:40–34:46]).

7. Customs Trouble and Travel Mishaps

• Savannah’s near-run-in with customs for under-reporting her shopping:
  • “You do realize I could seize all of your handbags, belongings, and fine you $10,000. I was sweating bullets!” ([36:02])
  • Hilarious recounting of her panic and the unexpected customer service from a famous customs agent ([36:54–37:38]).

8. International Observations and Social Commentary

• Insights into the Red Light District in Amsterdam and Savannah’s emotional reaction ([38:18–39:00]):
  • “There is no way you’re going to tell me that all those women are there by choice. I just can’t wrap my head around that.”
• Reflection on favorite places: Amsterdam’s culture shock, Florence’s beauty, feeling so-so about Rome and Paris ([39:00–41:10]).

9. Romantic Prospects Abroad

• Humorous story: Savannah gets “offered a ride on a Vespa” from a pasta waiter in Florence ([41:36–42:55]).
  • Todd: “You should have taken it. It was the only offer you had.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Social Media & Family Posting Wars:
  • Savannah: “When their views get low, they throw me up there.” ([05:15])
  • Todd: “I’ll put your nanny up there and she’ll make all of you go home.” ([06:16])
• On Sleep Habits in Oklahoma:
  • Todd: “I didn’t feel this unsafe in prison.” ([27:01])
  • On Savannah sleep-talking: “She fought all night long in Oklahoma threatening people. Shut the fuck up.” ([29:39])
• On Fatherhood & Letting Go:
  • Todd: “Todd Chrisley is not the same man. I don’t want to know jack shit about what she’s doing.” ([11:59])
• On Grandkids:
  • Todd: “That’s a little long in the tooth. It’s time. It’s time to find you a man, and it’s time for you to get married and give me two grandchildren.” ([13:00])
• On International Travel Mishaps:
  • Savannah: “I was sweating bullets…my sweatshirt was soaked. I was like, ‘oh my God, I’m about to go to prison right now. This is not fun.’” ([36:54])
• On Amsterdam:
  • Savannah: “The Red Light District…is a real thing. I thought it was just people exaggerated it, but no…to me, I was like, this is sad. This is heartbreaking.” ([38:20])
• On Food & Family Traditions:
  • Todd: “Can you say, are you at a place in your life right now where you can look me in my face and say, daddy, I’m sorry for shaming you over your McFish sandwich.” ([40:02])
• On Love Life:
  • Todd: “In a world full of Ferraris, I get a Vespa.” ([42:34])
  • Savannah: “It doesn’t mean you want to swipe your credit card, but you want to look.” (on admiring the security detail, [22:39])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Family Banter & Social Media: 01:32–05:27
• Travel Recap & Life Reflections: 06:44–13:11
• Parenting & Family Legends: 08:40–10:15
• Father-Daughter Oklahoma Trip: 17:04–28:08
• Sleep Talking Incident: 27:01–30:01
• Customs Trouble Abroad: 35:35–38:02
• Red Light District & Amsterdam: 38:18–39:00
• Food Traditions (McDonald’s, Pizza): 39:24–40:51
• European Encounters & Vespa Story: 41:36–42:55

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

This episode is a classic Chrisley exchange—raw, funny, affectionate, and rooted in their unique family dynamic. Todd’s sarcasm and Savannah’s quick wit make for an energetic and entertaining listen. There are moments of honest vulnerability, especially about generational expectations, but the tone is always loving—if irreverent. Stories range from laugh-out-loud travel chaos to deeper reflections on relationships and life post-fame.

For listeners seeking a dose of Southern family realness and heart wrapped in outrageous stories, this episode delivers.

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Note: Skip to the next episode for Part Two—there’s more Chrisley chaos to come!

Transcript

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[Savannah Chrisley]

Week'S episode of Unlocked. This is actually the first time I'm having Dad on the podcast since, you know, your extended stay.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, I've been very busy, but I wanted to help you with your ratings and make sure that you got, you know, the same amount of exposure as what I've given everyone else.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, my ratings are great. When Mama comes on, it is amazing.

[Todd Chrisley]

But your mother's not here today.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I know. Unfortunately. I'm just happy.

[Todd Chrisley]

I would get to hell up and leave.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I'm just happy that you could take a break from posting.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's gonna say something to me. Working out is what she's gonna say because her ass does not work out anymore. But we all, we all had to be subjected to you with those skin tight, whatever that line was you was wearing all the time, sucking down McDonald's wraps. And, and don't come at me because I will put that shit on. I will post it. I will post it.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, there was a thing that. What was it that I sent you on Instagram. That came up this morning.

[Todd Chrisley]

She sends me. First off she gets, she's pissy because it's me and Chase working out. She's not.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I'm not. I'm not. It's not even that. It's just. It's like, hey, we get it. You go to the gym. That's cool. We got it in the past 15 photos and videos you posted.

[Todd Chrisley]

Then I'm going to put you on silent. That way you won't have to see it. She's. She's pissy because I post about me and Chase being in the gym. Well, then she goes on, takes the time to comment about me posting. Then this morning, I get up and she sends me a. A post that said people that post about their workouts have psychological issues. Now, I don't know if y' all can remember how far back, but if you scroll on her page, she must have been having a lot of psychological issues there for a while, because that's all we got to see was her working out.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I was not as excessive as you are. It's a lot.

[Todd Chrisley]

There's been five or six posts. How's that a lot, Daddy?

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, there is more than that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Aaron, would you mind getting my phone, please?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Grab my phone. Y' all both posted about working out, right?

[Todd Chrisley]

Thank you, Aaron.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Why are y' all all of a sudden claiming that neither of you have psychological issues? But anyways, so I'm happy you could take a break from that and.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I didn't take a break. I worked out this morning.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

I just happened to come later to do your podcast. Let me just look on here and see.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I am all for. I am all for working out. I love it. It's great. I have been busy, you know, world traveling, but I'm getting back on my routine. I did. I took my shot this morning, and I'm good. I'm gonna get back on my workout routine. My shots, my peptides. I've got a hole. And now I'm drinking bone broth in the morning. You should try it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, I have nine posts, but all of them are basically of my sunshine.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Let me see. Let me see it, honey. No, let me see it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Go ahead. Not that I give a shit, folks, because I can post whatever I want to. I'm not in prison anymore, which. That didn't stop me either.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Okay, well, yeah, it just seems like a lot more.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know why it seems like a lot more? Because I'm doing something you're not doing.

[Savannah Chrisley]

But can we. Can we please just Call it what it is.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay, Go ahead.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Could we please look at your views on you and Chase?

[Todd Chrisley]

What about them?

[Savannah Chrisley]

132,000. See, y'. All. This is. This is it. Chase always used to do this stuff to me, too. When their views get low, they throw me up there.

[Todd Chrisley]

Now listen, I only put you up there two times this week because your mama said that you was getting pissy. Cause I was posting everything with Chase.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, that's not true. How many views does that have?

[Todd Chrisley]

Listen, let me explain to you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

900 9000.

[Todd Chrisley]

You don't need anyone to pat you on your back, do you? Cuz you're your own biggest fan.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I am. Okay, well, then we all have to be.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, you don't have to be. Yeah, I am going to tell you. She gets pissy. Just like Grayson does, just like Chase does. If I post a picture with one of them and don't post the other two, they all throw rocks and hide hands and run to their mama.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I have not said one word to her about you not posting me. Not one word. My hand on the Bible.

[Todd Chrisley]

Thirsty. She's thirsty because she wants to be on Todd's page.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Todd Chrisley]

So I gave you two spots, but if you gonna be pissy, I'm gonna delete you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

So see, I'll put one of you. I'll put one of your nanny up there and I'll. She'll make all of you go home.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I. I can't with her. I can't. I love her to death.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, she said she's moving to the casino.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Okay.

[Todd Chrisley]

She told me today.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, she. She basically lives there, so she might as well go ahead and take up residence. I can't. Okay, so you've missed me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Clearly, I did miss you, because that was. That was a long time. I mean, that was how many days.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I was gone for? Two weeks.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[Savannah Chrisley]

But I had the time of my life.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I think you had the time of your life up to a certain point. Because then I know you. And I knew after you left, when you left Switzerland, you had already, while you were in Switzerland, started kind of, like, coming down.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, I had gotten sick when I was there, so I'd gotten sick. That wasn't fun. But the medicine over there, I'm telling you, works 10 times better than our medicine here. 10 times better.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I mean, that's kind of a lot of the issues right now with medical care here.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, I know. And I'm seeing it firsthand. But I did. I had Fun. I enjoyed it. But I was. Because I traveled so much. Because I want to hit my 30 countries by 30, so it's not like I spent a ton of time in each place.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'd like you to hit the altar before 30.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Okay, well, that's. That's you. That's you. That is not me.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm going to end up being 90 years old before I ever have a grandchild with her.

[Savannah Chrisley]

That. First off, you're definitely not going to have one any else, like, anywhere else.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm going to have them with Chase and Grayson. But Grayson's going to probably have them before you and Chase do.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, I hope not. I hope Grayson live, goes through college, gets him a good job, starts his company, and then he can do it.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I want y' all to feel the same struggle I felt.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, we don't. Why do you want us to have to struggle with our kids?

[Todd Chrisley]

It's not struggle with your kids, but you grow with your children. I mean, I look back on mine when I had y', all, and I'm glad I had y' all at the age that I had you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, but you didn't really struggle with us, Savannah.

[Todd Chrisley]

Ever since you've been born, I've struggled with you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No. What do you mean?

[Todd Chrisley]

Because y' all have all. I raised the biggest liars in the world. None of y' all have ever told me the truth. I have found out so much shit about y' all that me and your mama never knew.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Like what?

[Todd Chrisley]

Y' all have stole cars from us, smoked cigarettes. You've drank. All of you poured around. So at the end of the day, none of you did what I asked you to do.

[Savannah Chrisley]

But you've. I've. I've been pretty good.

[Todd Chrisley]

You? Yeah. You bet you have been.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I mean, I definitely lied, but, like, I've been. I have. I hadn't gotten any trouble. I was.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you've just had two angels sitting on your shoulder. Well, because ain't no reason why you shouldn't have done hard time for driving.

[Savannah Chrisley]

First off, why do I always get. We're going to clear this up right here and right now. Because I was the one that got the bad rap for driving. And how terrible, because it was on the show. Who has totaled more cars, me or Chase?

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you've tore up everyone you've had, Daddy.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, no, no.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, here we go.

[Savannah Chrisley]

My Mercedes. My Mercedes. Yep.

[Todd Chrisley]

You tore out all the hell after about two months of having it.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, that's it.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, that's not it. You have every car You've had. Please tell me you've done some body damage. Please tell me your Range Rover. You backed into a wall.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I didn't.

[Todd Chrisley]

You did. You backed into a wall with that Range Rover. Then that blue. That blue gray one that you had. You damn hit the bumper on the back of it.

[Savannah Chrisley]

You don't know what you're talking about, folks.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me tell you something. I don't. If you ever go to a car lot and they tell you it belonged to Savannah Chrisley, run like hell and report them.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Aaron, stop shaking your head.

[Todd Chrisley]

None. None of you can drive. None of you. I don't blame. I would have Ubered. Let me tell you something. When I get in that car with her and she starts, what do I do?

[Savannah Chrisley]

I did really good when we drove to Alabama.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You did.

[Todd Chrisley]

But most of the time, 95% of the time. How many times do I have to cuss you out?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, because now I have a car that drives itself, kind of.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, she ain't doing that with me.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I. I did.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I told you. Get your hands on the wheel.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, well, you were too busy. I thought y'. All.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh, here we go. Cuz I fell asleep. Cuz they have worn me the hell out.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, cuz he got in this routine of napping when I was at summer camp. Yeah, when he was in summer camp.

[Todd Chrisley]

Stop saying prison. You say that like it's a weapon against me.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Okay, well, when he was at summer camp, he got in a habit of napping. And I swear I thought I was in the car with Grayson again, because anytime we would drive somewhere, he's over there passed out. We get in the car, and he said, I'm just going to close my eyes.

[Todd Chrisley]

I love this new car of hers because it literally screws her up from being so shady. Because now when she gets a text message, it pops up on her screen. So then I can see who the hell's messaging her. But then she realized that I had this one eye. I'm laying like this. She realized I was doing that, and all of a sudden, she disconnects it from coming up on the screen. So that tells you how shady she is.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I'm not. You just. It kills you not knowing all my business.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't want. No, you got some business I don't care to know about? You got some I don't want to know about. Folks, I can tell you now, Todd, Chris is not the same man. I don't want to know jack shit about what she's doing.

[Savannah Chrisley]

That's a lie.

[Todd Chrisley]

I care about where you are and that you're healthy and that you're doing what you're supposed to be doing for the most part, and that you look good. Those are the things that I care about. And I pray for your soul. But as far as, like, needing to know every person you're talking to and all that anymore, I don't give a shit about that because I didn't give up on you. I'd give up on you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy.

[Todd Chrisley]

No. You're 28 years old. It is time.

[Savannah Chrisley]

This is not the ancient days.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me tell you something about the ancient days. We had our kids hitting the couch.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It comes back on the mic.

[Todd Chrisley]

We had our kids at a time to where there. That we were the healthiest of having children. We didn't wait until we was in the geriatric level before we decided to start having kids.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy, I'm 28.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's a little long in the tooth. It's time. It's time to find you a man, and it's time for you to get married and give me two grandchildren. Then give them to me. And then y' all do what you want to do.

[Savannah Chrisley]

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[Todd Chrisley]

You don't need no help financially. You can raise your kids on your own. You don't need a man. You don't need no money. You got your own. But a matter of fact, I've already got a picture of my granddaughter.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Y'. All this AI stuff between him.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's not AI. She's real. What are you talking about?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, Nanny Face sends all this AI stuff, and I'm like, nanny, that is a fake baby. That is not real. Chloe said nanny just sits on the couch and laughs at all these AI babies. And Chloe's like, danny, that's not real.

[Todd Chrisley]

Those little. Those ones that they. They created with AI about us. No, those are not real. Well, I can't find it right now, but you're the one I send you all the time, Daddy.

[Savannah Chrisley]

You have, but you've sent me a lot.

[Todd Chrisley]

She's the sweetest thing, and she's. And she could be Savannah's baby right now because she says the same shit Savannah says.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, my God.

[Todd Chrisley]

If I had my granddaughter like that, you would never. I would never die. Your number. You could call me and check on.

[Savannah Chrisley]

You act like I'm just going to have my kid and hand it over to you.

[Todd Chrisley]

What, was you planning on keeping it?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, that's normally what you do when you have a child.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you'll get visitation.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, no, that's not how it's going to go down. Can we talk about you going to Turning Point with me?

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes. I'm going in December, right?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes. Well, you're going with me in December. But you went with me to University of Oklahoma.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes. And I Loved that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes. You went with me to the University of Oklahoma. Then we come back to the hotel.

[Todd Chrisley]

And let me tell you about how cheap this one is. So we go to Turning Point in Oklahoma, because I'm in Los Angeles filming something else. And then with all of the stuff that's been going on with Turning Point and the threats and. And stuff that's been going around, and.

[Savannah Chrisley]

There was a lot that weekend of people tearing up my signs. It was just.

[Todd Chrisley]

And saying some foul things. And I was there in la and I was nervous about you being by yourself, so I was supposed to fly home that next morning. And then I told your mother just booked me to fly to Oklahoma.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I had a layover in San Antonio, which I love the people in San Antonio because they're all, as my mother says, all my friends. But so we get there. I get there, and I'm waiting for her to get there because my flight arrived first about 25 minutes early. So I'm sitting in a little corner. I had found me a corner where nobody was going to bother me. I'm on my phone, and then here she comes down the escalator. Where are you? I said, turn to your left. She comes over and she says, I need you to tell me which one of these looks the best.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah, it was about.

[Todd Chrisley]

And she says, where's the bathroom? I said, savannah, I'm not going in a women's bathroom. And she goes, oh, my God. I don't need you to go in the bathroom. I need to go to the bathroom. I said, well, you just started with, I need you to look and see which one of these match the best and where's the bathroom? So I'm like, contrary to some people's belief, I'm not transitioning, so I was not going to the bathroom with you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, my God.

[Todd Chrisley]

So we end up getting a wonderful driver. We get to the hotel or we go straight to the event.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes.

[Todd Chrisley]

And which, by the way, I hate to do this because I really do hate to do it, because she just does not need to hear it, but you really were amazing. I was so proud of you. You looked beautiful. You spoke so well. You spoke from your heart. It was very authentic, and I couldn't help but cry, folks.

[Savannah Chrisley]

He did. He actually showed some emotion, y'.

[Todd Chrisley]

All.

[Savannah Chrisley]

He shows it when it comes to chase, just not me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Camp pardons you, but I was so proud of you for that. And then Russell Brand was there and a couple of other people.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And.

[Savannah Chrisley]

But Governor Stitt.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes, I like. So I liked him. The governor of Oklahoma. I liked him a lot. And then.

[Savannah Chrisley]

While we get there, and we're in the back, because this is in, like a basketball arena. So we're in the. What is it?

[Todd Chrisley]

The locker.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Locker room. Yeah. We're sitting back there. We're eating. What? Of course. This one over here, y'. All. He pulls out every single snack known.

[Todd Chrisley]

To me because I had put it in my bag when I left my hotel in la, because I knew that with her, you never know. So I brought a box of Cheez.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Its, which were good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yep. Keep in mind, she's bitching about what I brought, but yet she part was partaking.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It was just hilarious. He like, pulls it all out. But we're. We were there for what?

[Todd Chrisley]

A long time.

[Savannah Chrisley]

A long time. Because then we did a meet and greet after. But, well, we took a. We had to wait and take a photo, whatever it was. And then we go back to the hotel and we.

[Todd Chrisley]

Now we're not gonna skip the best.

[Savannah Chrisley]

What's the best part?

[Todd Chrisley]

Skipping the best part. So we do the. Oh, I forgot about. We do the meet and greet and take the pictures and all that stuff. And so then this door opens and in comes walking about 12 now.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It started when we first got there because security is at an all time high. And I, like, Turning Point has done a great job with their security and making sure that. That, like, no stone is left unturned. And so we get there, and there's all these, like, tanks. And you had some military guys that were like. That's what I remember, military guys looking like.

[Todd Chrisley]

And so.

[Savannah Chrisley]

So I'm walking by and I'm like, oh.

[Todd Chrisley]

And so we're getting ready to leave, and I'm carrying all of her luggage, and this door opens, and out comes, like, 12 guys in the camo.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Snipers, snipers, everything.

[Todd Chrisley]

Savannah looks up and I see her, and I'm trying to get her stuff, and she goes, I don't know what crime I need to commit, but if I knew they was going to arrest me, I would do it right here. I said, savannah, get your ass to the car.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I said, if this is what prison's like, I'll go for a little stay.

[Todd Chrisley]

And so they stop. We get stopped up to the front because they're waiting for our car to come around.

[Savannah Chrisley]

And then he embarrasses me.

[Todd Chrisley]

I did, because those guys was looking up there at her. And I said, hey, she would love to meet y', all, especially the one on the end down there. And she goes dirty. Shut up. Because she talks she talks all this mad when she's by herself or just with me.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I was just saying they were hot. They were.

[Todd Chrisley]

I got them to. They come up there and ask for a picture.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It's like window shopping. It doesn't mean you want to swipe your credit card, but you want to look.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, you looked like you was drooling.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I can. Well, I will say to our armed men, I appreciate your service.

[Todd Chrisley]

I had their service.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, I mean, I just.

[Todd Chrisley]

You just appreciate them being there to protect you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes. Yes. Okay, that's what I meant. But like their service to our country, not to me.

[Todd Chrisley]

Dear Lord, make sure we clear that up. So then this is someone who spends that. We're not going an absorbing amount of money on dumb shit. Don't make me mention the dumb shit that you've brought in. Okay, we get to the hotel now. I'm hungry. I've had nothing to eat other than these Cheez Its. And I said. She said, what do you. I'm so exhausted.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I was.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm taking a shower and I'm washing my face and getting all this makeup off, and I'm going to bed. I said, not before you order my food. And so she said, what do you want?

[Savannah Chrisley]

I did not say it like that. I said, I'm gonna order us pizza.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I said, what kind? She said, pizza Hut. I said, which? Everybody knows I love Pizza Hut. And so she says, what do you want on it? So I start giving her. She goes. She literally turns to me and says, each topping is $2 and 50 cents.

[Savannah Chrisley]

And I was like a dollar 25. A dollar 50 something. But I know it was a lot for one topping.

[Todd Chrisley]

And I went and looked at her and I went.

[Savannah Chrisley]

And.

[Todd Chrisley]

I mean, this is someone right here who loses money and she's gonna worry about me spending a dollar and 50 cents for toppings.

[Savannah Chrisley]

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[Todd Chrisley]

So she's not gonna. She's so tired now because I'm telling this whole story about how you cussed me out in the middle of the night and so.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, I did not.

[Todd Chrisley]

You did. I did not.

[Savannah Chrisley]

You dreamt.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, no, no. I. I couldn't dream because I had you. So we get the pizza, which I have gone and gotten in the shower. So I don't know what all she's ordering. I asked for a pizza, but she gets a whole loaf of some kind of cinnamon something. And I come out, pizza's there, so I'm going to eat my piece. I look up and she's eating pizza.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, that's actually not what happened. They called, they brought it up. I had already fallen asleep and I.

[Todd Chrisley]

Had to wake up to give me money to, to tip the girls that brought the pizza up. And so she wakes up out of her sleep. And now keep in mind, she had already taken something to go to sleep. And so she's. She gets up and she's like, I'm just gonna eat this. I'm going back to sleep. And so she's eating this pizza with her eyes closed. And I'm looking at her and I'm like, I don't even want to be in the same room with her. So I'm texting Judy, telling her that I didn't feel this unsafe in prison. So she goes to sleep. I get in my bed, she's in hers. Turn the light off. And about an hour later, I had gone to sleep. Now here. What's What? Shut up. So I raise up and I look and I'm looking around the room like, who in the hell is she talking to? And she's not even moved. So for a moment I thought I had gone crazy.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Because you did.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I didn't. No, I didn't. And so I lay back down and I go to sleep again. And all of a sudden, like two and a half hours later. Shut the fuck up. I jump straight up out of the bed and I look over and she's sitting there and she goes. I text Julie and said she's lost her damn mind, but if I ever travel with her again, we'll be in separate rooms. And. And the next morning she gets up.

[Savannah Chrisley]

And then my drinking of my water.

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh my God. This camel literally got up 50 times, reached over and gets hurt. What's that? Stanley Cup? And you hear it rattling. And she's. So I have to raise up and look at the camel drink, you know, fill her hump up and lays back down 30 minutes later.

[Savannah Chrisley]

First off, I don't snore. You snore?

[Todd Chrisley]

Oh my.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I do not snore.

[Todd Chrisley]

How you know you don't?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Anybody I've ever slept with has not said I snore.

[Todd Chrisley]

Because they have better manners. They're not going to tell you that. I will tell you. You sound like a semi tractor coming through.

[Savannah Chrisley]

That's a liar. That's a liar.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know what? That's a lie. Because I ain't trying to run off my future son in law. So that's a lie. She does not snore.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I do not snore.

[Todd Chrisley]

Nor does she talk in her sleep, nor does she threaten people in her sleep. She fought all night long in Oklahoma threatening people. Shut the fuck up. I'm like, what is wrong with her? And then you have literally, adamantly lied and said you did none of this.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy, I did not. I'm going to record myself sleeping. There's apps. You can do that now.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, you should do that because when you make sure it's daytime when you turn it on to listen to it so it doesn't scare the hell out of you at night, it's hard for me to believe something as pretty as you can sound like that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, I've. I have had to fight. I have had to fight.

[Todd Chrisley]

You know something right now after Oklahoma. So have I. So have I. I didn't fight that hard at my, at my camp.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Okay.

[Savannah Chrisley]

And can we also go back and address something and you can play the clip from Yalls podcast and this of you calling me Griselda?

[Todd Chrisley]

You were mean like that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, you said Griselda. Isn't that the drug lord?

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that's because you all time taking something.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, you did this in one of Yalls podcast whenever you couldn't sleep, so I gave you.

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I'm telling y', all, stay the hell away from her. What did you give me?

[Savannah Chrisley]

It was my sleeping medicine. It was not. It's non habit forming.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me tell you something non habit forming.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It's not Xanax. It's not one of these other ones. It's non habit forming.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me tell you something. I have never taken anything in my life. And I could not go to sleep when I got home. And she gave me a crumb of one of these pills. A crumb? Am I lying?

[Savannah Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

I was out two days and this one right here can take a whole pill, go to sleep, fight all night long like she's in combat and get up at 6 o', clock, put her face on and she's ready for the world. I was out for two days.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Literally. Like, we had to make sure you were still breathing for a crumb.

[Todd Chrisley]

I stay away from her. I don't drink after her. I don't drink after none of my kids.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Why? You had us.

[Todd Chrisley]

I had you when I had you. You was clean. But y' all have been out here running the streets too long. I might be accused of it, but I ain't gonna do it.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy, it's a drink drink.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't give.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I drink after you sometimes. You should, but you just don't know it. Then you drink after me, I'll kill you.

[Todd Chrisley]

You. I'll keep my damn drink in my hand from now on. I don't do that. I don't do that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Or like, I'll pick you up your drink from Starbucks and I'll take a drink and then I'll.

[Todd Chrisley]

You won't pick me up and bring me nothing else? Daddy, no.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I guarantee you most parents aren't like that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, most parents might not be as clean as I am. I'm not. No. And Savannah, you've dated some ugly people, so. Daddy, I dated you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I have not.

[Todd Chrisley]

We gonna move on. We're not gonna talk about them?

[Narrator/Advertiser]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

I'm not gonna call them about my name.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, you're. Cause I haven't. You just. You don't like anybody.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's not true. You know, I loved one.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, yeah, but you're hard to please.

[Todd Chrisley]

And you are not near as hard to please.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Why we really?

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, I Just don't think that you have good taste when it comes to men. I don't.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I do.

[Todd Chrisley]

I think that. You think you do. You're single.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I do. I have great taste.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay. Okay. Well, you know, I don't really think that. I don't really think that none of my kids have done well in that regard.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. Well, I'm in everybody's good graces right now.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yes, you are. And so we're going to move on with that because I don't want no bad blood. Because, folks, I'm telling you right now, I have worked like a $2 whore on nickel night to try to get this family back in the shape it needs to be in. And everyone's. You and Chase are good now. He's the. My baby is so good and he's so happy.

[Savannah Chrisley]

His baby. That is correct. His baby.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right. My baby's good.

[Savannah Chrisley]

So they can. He can go over there and just. Baby.

[Todd Chrisley]

That's right. That's right.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Do I need to wipe your tear? Do I need to wipe your ass?

[Todd Chrisley]

I do. I will. But they're getting along now, which makes me so happy. And he's so happy when she calls him. You know, it's a good thing. So you don't need to be so mean all the time now. You did have to be a bitch, you know, for 28 months. But, I mean, you can let the guard down now.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I have.

[Todd Chrisley]

You have gotten a little bit better.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I have. Not just because, like, I stick to myself.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know that you're sticking to yourself. I think that when you go, mia, there's some shady shit going on. No, I'm just not wasting my money to have you followed no more.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, there's not. I just. I'm sticking to myself. If you stick to yourself, you can't have drama.

[Todd Chrisley]

You fight with yourself.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I'd rather fight with myself because I can make it right real quick.

[Todd Chrisley]

You need to make it right with me always, because I don't have all these. I got far less days on this earth left than you do, so you should be very nice to me and buy me stuff.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. My Amex came in the mail the other day and he sends me a picture and goes, I'm going on a shopping spree. I still need to get that. I don't know what the heck happened.

[Todd Chrisley]

I don't know where that is now. I left it laying on the counter. I didn't use it.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Oh, should we tell my Story about how I almost went to jail.

[Todd Chrisley]

I would prefer us not talk about no bets and his family going to jail.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I did through customs.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know. I know.

[Savannah Chrisley]

So I didn't know. And this is just a PSA for people. When you are traveling, you have to declare if you make purchases overseas, which I did. I declared. And they said, how much do you. You know, how much did you spend? I gave them a number, and I was like, I think this. You give. You know, you're not keeping track.

[Todd Chrisley]

And the numbers that you rack up, people keep track.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I know. I just said I gave them a number, and I didn't know it was this serious. And so he's like, all right, just step over here. You got to go through a different process. And I'm like, okay. So I go over, and the guy goes, so how much did you say? And I told him, and he goes, but keep in mind, I handed all my receipts to them and the products. And he goes, well, your number is far off. And I was like, well, I. I was like, I. I apologize. I wasn't really keeping track. I've been to four or five different countries. But here's all the receipts. And he goes, you do realize I could seize all of your handbags, belongings, and fine you $10,000. I was sweating. I was sweating bullets. Grayson and his girlfriend, she felt my back after she died, laughing. Cause my sweatshirt was soaked. I was like, oh, my God. I'm about to go to prison right now. This is not fun.

[Todd Chrisley]

Listen, you need. You throw the word prison around a little too much for me. You're not going to prison for that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No. They do detain people.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, that's not prison. That's different.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, to me, jail, Anything. Jail, prison.

[Todd Chrisley]

But see, that goes to show you that this guy who said that to you did not know who you are. Well, because he would have feared for his life.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Now another one did, and he was very nice to me. He was very nice to me and treated me well. He's like one of the main people on a show on Discovery of what is it? When they confiscate stuff at border patrol. He's like one of the main people on that show. But I was like, what's the craziest thing? He was like, well, we've got a lion back there now.

[Todd Chrisley]

A lion.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I said, what? And he goes, yeah, I guess somebody brought through, like, a stuffed lion, but, like, you can't do that. I don't know. And they said, drugs get brought through every single day in suitcases. Like a Taxidermy, Lion. Yeah. Yeah. But I. I was freaking out. If I would have gotten my stuff confiscated, you would have seen me on the news.

[Todd Chrisley]

Well, listen, if you need to know how to bring contraband in, you need to start. You need to talk to me.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Shut up. Shut.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, I can help you with that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. No, when you're dealing with border people, I was like, oh, God.

[Todd Chrisley]

But did you have a good time? What was your favorite place?

[Savannah Chrisley]

My favorite. I loved Amsterdam.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I loved Amsterdam. But y', all, the red light district, that is a real thing. I thought it was just people exaggerated it, but no, it's like a little box this big, just one after the other, of women just almost naked, like, pulling men. And it was the craziest thing I've ever experienced. When I was walking down that street, like, to me, I was like, this is sad. This is heartbreaking.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah. Because that's someone's daughter.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, yeah. And there is no way you're going to tell me that all those women are there by choice. I just can't. I can't wrap my head around that.

[Todd Chrisley]

Right.

[Savannah Chrisley]

It was. That was crazy. But I like the hotel I stayed at. I loved Florence. Florence. I didn't love Rome. Rome was a big, big city. It was like New York. Right? So Florence, though, was phenomenal. Okay. Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And then you had Grayson to come over.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Grayson came out. We had fun. He loved the McDonald's, y'. All.

[Todd Chrisley]

McDonald's in Rome.

[Savannah Chrisley]

McDonald's there, though. You saw the videos. How crazy.

[Todd Chrisley]

I know. But here's. Here's the thing. Because I do get a little. I do have some feelings towards this. Because you have shamed me for years about my patronage of McDonald's.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I just. I have not. Because even when you left, I got like, McFish in your honor, like, once or twice.

[Todd Chrisley]

And did you not love it?

[Savannah Chrisley]

I mean, yeah, they are pretty good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Savannah Chrisley]

They are pretty good.

[Todd Chrisley]

Okay.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I remember trying to convince somebody it was real fish, and they said, no, it's fake COD.

[Todd Chrisley]

Don't say that.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I think it's real. You know, McDonald's.

[Todd Chrisley]

Can you say, are you at a place in your life right now where you can look me and my face and say, daddy, I'm sorry for shaming you over your McFish sandwich.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy, it wasn't shaming you. Everybody else shames you about the fact that it was fish. I was shaming you about how frequently you went to McDonald's. To the fact that after you left, I go through the drive through by our house. They're looking for me and they asked. It's been a little bit since we've seen your dad. Is everything okay?

[Todd Chrisley]

No, I'm in camp.

[Savannah Chrisley]

That's when it's bad. When you're going through a McDonald's drive through and they ask where you're at.

[Todd Chrisley]

I love it. I love my people at McDonald's.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Well, McDonald's sponsor right here. McDonald's and Pizza Hut brought to you by.

[Todd Chrisley]

Those are two of my favorites. So you loved Amsterdam, you loved Florence.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I loved Florence.

[Todd Chrisley]

But you said you had. That you liked. You had a good time in Paris?

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes, I had a good time in Paris. Switzerland. I want to go back to Switzerland, but go to other places.

[Todd Chrisley]

Got you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yeah.

[Todd Chrisley]

And then. But you were in London for a couple of days.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I love London.

[Todd Chrisley]

Yeah, it's my favorite place.

[Savannah Chrisley]

I love London. And I ran into. So I met up with one of my girlfriends there that I know. And then I ran into an agent that worked at William Morris that our agent knows. It was the craziest thing. Like. Like across the world, I run into someone and we have a mutual connection. Yeah, yeah, but it was fun.

[Todd Chrisley]

But. And you didn't. Did you meet anyone?

[Savannah Chrisley]

No.

[Todd Chrisley]

Five countries still single.

[Savannah Chrisley]

No, I didn't meet anyone, but I did. I did get offered on a Vesperage.

[Todd Chrisley]

You should have taken it. It was the only offer that you had. You should have got on the Vespa.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Daddy, that was. So we're sitting there.

[Todd Chrisley]

Let me see if I can find my video you sent me. That was so funny of this waiter feeding you.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Yes. So he makes my pasta in the Cheese wheel. And then he tells Grayson's girlfriend to video him. And he feeds me out of the Cheese wheel. I was dying laughing. And then he proceeds to invite me on his Vespa at once. He gets off work at 11:30.

[Todd Chrisley]

She sends me this video. And I said, he's a keeper. She said, dad, he just said he'd take me for a ride on his Vespa. Why can I not get a Ferrari?

[Savannah Chrisley]

I said, in a world full of Ferraris, I got a Vespa. In a world full of Ferraris, I get a Vespa.

[Todd Chrisley]

And that person so on that vest was probably a better person that's driving that Ferrari.

[Savannah Chrisley]

Hey, it's fine. I wouldn't. I mean, it was just 11:30 at night. I looked at him and I was like, I don't want to get abducted. And he goes, I don't want any problems in my life.

[Todd Chrisley]

I liked him already.

[Savannah Chrisley]

But, yeah, I was just like, what is happening? What is happening with my life? Clearly we have a lot to talk about, so you'll have to tune in next week for part two, because dad is full of life today.

[Todd Chrisley]

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[Todd Chrisley]

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[Savannah Chrisley]

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