Transcript
Richard Ryan (0:00)
Lifelock.
Brandon Herrera (0:01)
How can I help?
Eli Double Tap (0:02)
The IRS said I filed my return, but I haven't. One in four tax paying Americans has paid the price of identity fraud. What do I do?
Richard Ryan (0:09)
My refund though. I'm freaking out.
Brandon Herrera (0:11)
Don't worry, I can fix this.
Eli Double Tap (0:12)
Lifelock fixes identity theft, guaranteed and gets your money back with up to $3 million in coverage. I'm so relieved.
Brandon Herrera (0:18)
No problem.
Richard Ryan (0:19)
I'll be with you every step of the way.
Eli Double Tap (0:21)
One in four was a fraud paying American. Not anymore. Save up to 40% your first year. Visit lifelock.com podcast terms apply.
Richard Ryan (0:29)
You can hear me on camera. You're the bad guys. Holy.
Eli Double Tap (0:34)
I used to do sketch comedy too.
Richard Ryan (0:36)
Sketch comedy and stand up for a while. Yeah, do the N word joke. You have.
Brandon Herrera (0:39)
You're getting real red right now.
Richard Ryan (0:41)
No, it's the cedar fever.
Brandon Herrera (0:42)
Oh, I see. The cedar fever activated by racism.
Eli Double Tap (0:48)
Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous. Brandon. His hair is fat. Fabulous donut. A dog joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to unsubscribe. Hey, really quick. Before the episode starts, we have a special little giveaway with Mr. Richard Ryan.
Richard Ryan (1:12)
I actually don't sell these books anymore. It's the limited edition matte black hardcover, so I got like a thousand copies I'm going to give away to viewers. How do you want to do it?
Eli Double Tap (1:20)
Head over to bunkerbranding.com buy any two shirts and we will send one of these for free. Back at you.
