Transcript
Braxton McCoy (0:00)
Buying a car in Carvana was so easy, I was able to finance it through them. I just. Whoa, wait, you mean finance? Yeah, finance.
Brandon Herrera (0:06)
Got pre qualified for a Carvana auto.
Braxton McCoy (0:08)
Loan, entered my terms and shot from thousands of great car options, all within my budget.
Brandon Herrera (0:12)
That's cool. But financing through Carvana was so easy.
Braxton McCoy (0:15)
Financed, done. And I get to pick up my car from their Carvana vending machine tomorrow. Financed, right? That's what they said. You can spend time trying to pronounce financing, or you can actually finance and buy your car. Today on Carvana financing, subject to credit approval. Additional terms and conditions may apply. We get in the truck and I was like, all right, let's go get blown up. Hello, Joe Salters. Do you like my cowboy? His name is Sam.
Eli Double Tap (0:35)
That was your boot camp experience. Don't bring that on him.
Brandon Herrera (0:38)
Anything sounds like a slur when you put you behind it, you know?
Eli Double Tap (0:41)
One of the biggest things we say is bully journalists.
Braxton McCoy (0:44)
I was just waiting to see where that was going.
Brandon Herrera (0:45)
I'm like, oh, you know where it was going.
Braxton McCoy (0:47)
We're gonna have a good time today, my friend.
Donut Operator (0:51)
Say hi to Eli. He's racially ambiguous.
Braxton McCoy (0:58)
Brandon. His hair is fucking f. Fabulous donut. A dark joke disposition. And there's a fat electrician. Welcome to Unsubscribe.
Donut Operator (1:10)
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Brandon Herrera (1:17)
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Eli Double Tap (1:18)
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Donut Operator (1:22)
