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Unsupervised with Syd & TP
Hosts: Syd Colson and Theresa “TP” Plaisance
Date: November 6, 2025
Production: Dear Media

Main Theme / Purpose

In this episode, Syd and TP return to in-person podcasting with their signature irreverent, out-of-pocket humor and tangential conversation style. While bouncing between topics like travel escapades, nostalgia for 2000s internet culture, airplane etiquette, and the quirks of elite basketball life, the episode pivots sharply into a “foil hat” conspiracy theory segment. The centerpiece of that discussion is recent news about a controversial, multi-million dollar White House ballroom renovation under Trump’s administration—which the hosts use as a springboard to dissect wider political, social, and economic anxieties in America, from creeping authoritarianism to persistent inequalities and the slow erosion of community.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Back in the Studio & Icebreakers ([00:01]–[05:33])

• Syd and TP are podcasting in person for the first time in a while, sharing playful banter about their setup and their audience’s “responsibility” to follow along on all platforms (visual and audio).
• Entertaining games for social media: Each must insert a certain word (e.g., “Whitney Houston” and “water slide”) into conversation.
• Fun fact: Syd and TP refer to their listeners as “babysitters.”

Quote:

• Syd (playfully, on audience engagement): “It’s kind of on you. Yes, we do appreciate you listening, but you can do more to actually see us.” ([00:18])

2. Vacation Recaps and the Ongoing Spanish Lesson Saga ([05:33]–[07:37])

• TP shares highlights from her trip to Isla Mujeres, Mexico, complete with local annoyances and inside jokes.
• Running gag: Syd’s chronic procrastination in scheduling her 10 pre-paid Spanish lessons, called out by TP.
• Spanish and cultural jokes, including shoutouts to their WNBA/overseas basketball friends.

Quote:

• TP: “Well, you’re never gonna learn Spanish at this rate.” ([03:30])

3. Tanning, Skin Color, and Family Genetics ([07:59]–[10:07])

• TP and Syd humorously dissect the gradations of white skin and tanning abilities; TP reflects on why she is less tan than the rest of her family.

4. Life as Extrovert Best Friends & Basketball Pros ([10:24]–[13:49])

• Details about their non-stop talking, even off air; how Athletes Unlimited (AU) provides community during the WNBA off-season.
• Recap: AU Welcome Week dinner with new players—with generational humor as they shock rookies by revealing their actual ages.

5. Airplane Etiquette & Travel Stories ([17:22]–[23:01])

• Syd shares her first-class experience and frustration with elitism and odd airplane customs (like the "sheer curtain" dividing classes).
• TP describes a “first class” (i.e. front row on Southwest) with a colorful cast of characters including a gross chip-licker.
• Dos & don'ts for airplane snacks and behavior.

Quote:

• TP: “He was taking the chips out one by one and licking his fingers... you’ve touched so many public surfaces at that point. Please don’t.” ([21:21])

6. Generational Gaps & 2000s Internet Nostalgia ([23:09]–[30:32])

• The hosts reflect on rapid age differences at the AU dinner, reminisce about dial-up internet, MySpace Top 8 drama, and absurd away messages on AIM.
• Stories from their respective childhoods—Syd’s mischievous adventures in online chat rooms vs. TP’s straight-laced, anxious rule-following.

Quote:

• Syd: “As a young lesbo, ultra intrigued, and just a young—I was just, like, bad. I wanted to know curse words. I wanted to know the inappropriate stuff, which makes sense for the way that I tell jokes.” ([31:42])

7. “Conspiracy Theory” Segment: White House Ballroom Renovation ([37:24]–[55:55])

• The hosts don tinfoil hats and dissect the news of a $200M–$350M White House ballroom expansion under former President Trump.
• Context on ballroom construction: intended to dwarf the White House, bulletproof windows, possibly ready for large gatherings (“another inauguration”).
• Cynicism about the erosion of democracy, American political apathy, and the normalization of once-unthinkable government actions.
• Major sponsors for the ballroom renovation (deep sarcasm): Lockheed Martin, Palantir, Booz Allen Hamilton, big tech (Google, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, etc.).
• Analogies to Nazi history and Argentina, references to Hitler’s bunker.
• Threaded throughout is a sharp critique of capitalism, inequality, and the dangers of being politically passive.

Notable Quotes:

• Syd (on the “American dream”): “A lot of people are...three missed paychecks away from being broke and homeless than we are from being millionaire or billionaires.” ([47:14])
• TP: “I could see a lot of use for $300 million for American people... just to survive the next day.” ([48:18])
• Syd: “Why do you have a problem believing that the government lies? We’ve seen it time and time again.” ([48:18])
• TP: “Whenever you make these statements, it is not just you and people that look like you. It’s everyone.” ([44:10])
• Syd (on civic awareness): “If nothing else, TP and I are advocates of education and like you doing the work to make connections in the world. So many people make the point, I’m not political. I’m not political. A lot of y’all, your mere existence is political.” ([56:41])

8. Life & Community Advice—Listener Q&A ([62:30]–[67:30])

• Listener Taylor, a female firefighter/EMT sidelined with injury, asks for advice on regaining confidence and respect at work.
• Both hosts encourage her: embrace patience, use adversity for personal growth, and know her presence has already broken boundaries.
• Syd tears up at TP’s heartfelt advice; both reflect on navigating self-worth in male-dominated spaces.

Quote:

• TP: “…just to be able to come back from injury, like in basketball, they say when you get hurt, you come back with something more. Maybe that’s the way that you have outlook on what you were doing. Maybe you just get better physically, you’re stronger… But I encourage you to look for whatever that is in your life.” ([66:01])

Most Memorable Moments

• Tinfoil hats debut for the “Conspiracy Theory” segment ([37:32]–[55:55]): Visual gag that’s lost on the audio audience, used to mock the seriousness and absurdity of the ballroom news.
• MySpace drama and AIM screen names ([27:25]–[36:39]): Hilarious recollection of how Internet status symbols once ruled youth social life.
• Discussion of political apathy, voting rights, and class divides ([41:07]–[51:38]): Blunt, sobering reflection on America’s crises, peppered with offbeat historical comparisons.
• Listener advice segment ([62:30]–[67:30]): Emotional shift and genuine encouragement.

Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:01] – Hosts reunite in-person, audience banter
• [02:17] – “Whitney Houston” and “water slide” game
• [05:33] – Isla Mujeres vacation & inside jokes
• [06:02] – Syd’s Spanish lesson saga
• [10:41] – Athletes Unlimited Welcome Week dinner discussion
• [17:22] – Airplane etiquette and snack horror stories
• [23:09] – Age differences and 2000s tech nostalgia
• [31:42] – Syd’s chatroom confessions & “Talk Sex with Sue Johansson”
• [37:24] – “Conspiracy Theory” segment introduction (tin foil hats)
• [38:11] – White House ballroom news, historical context
• [44:10] – Community vs. capitalism discussion
• [47:14] – Reflections on social safety nets and poverty
• [49:55] – Concerning donors to the ballroom project
• [55:55] – Riff on book bans and advice for critical thinking
• [62:30] – Listener advice: returning as a female firefighter/EMT
• [67:51] – Closing: “spread kindness like confetti”

Tone & Language

The episode is a wild, funny, and sometimes raucous blend of humor, sarcasm, nostalgia, and candid social commentary. Syd and TP use irreverence, spontaneous jokes, and moments of vulnerability to connect with both younger and older listeners—often engaging in pointed (but accessible) critiques of politics, culture, and themselves. Their friendship chemistry is front and center, making even weighty topics approachable.

Final Takeaways

• Community & Self-Education: Syd and TP urge listeners to stay curious, question authority, read deeply, and avoid being politically passive (“your existence is political”).
• Humor as a Vehicle: The hosts use comedic tangents to mask, soften, or reframe harsh social realities—pivoting from chip-lickers to conspiracy to real talk about authoritarianism and inequality.
• Compassion & Empathy: Their recurring advice is to approach life and others, even adversaries or those unlike yourself, with a generous spirit and understanding: “Spread kindness like confetti. Make it happen, y’all.” ([68:13])

Notable Quotes Recap

• “It’s kind of on you…you can do more to actually see us.” – Syd ([00:18])
• “A lot of people are…three missed paychecks away from being broke and homeless than we are from being millionaire or billionaires.” – Syd ([47:14])
• “Whenever you make these statements, it is not just you and people that look like you. It’s everyone.” – TP ([44:10])
• “Your mere existence is political.” – Syd ([56:41])
• “Spread kindness like confetti.” – TP ([68:13])

Recommended for: Fans of unfiltered conversation, millennial/Gen Z nostalgia, women's sports, social commentary with a bite, and anyone who likes their podcasts equal parts hilarious and thought-provoking.