Fat Joe, Lean Back So I Can Get My Championship Hat

Summary

Podcast Summary: Unsupervised with Syd & TP

Episode: Fat Joe, Lean Back So I Can Get My Championship Hat
Date: June 18, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the unfiltered, hilarious energy of best friends and former teammates Syd Colson and Theresa Plaisance ("TP") as they bounce through a range of topics: family roasting sessions, the Knicks’ long-awaited NBA title (and celebrity hat beef), America’s current political circus, the rise of the world’s first trillionaire, and the chilling true crime documentary "Maternal Instinct." With their trademark blend of humor and thoughtfulness, Syd and TP break down headlines, vent about pop culture, and offer unique life advice—including a heartfelt response to a fan’s DM.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Family Roasts and “Hatfishing”

Timestamp: 00:00–04:40

• Syd recounts a recent family visit where her nieces and nephew roasted her relentlessly, especially about her hairline and frequent hat-wearing.
  • “They come in the kitchen...‘We thought about it. We don’t even know if a cockroach would want you, because look at that hairline.’” (Syd, 02:46)
• Hilarious exchanges on the semantics of roast (adverb vs. adjective), generational tough love, and the thin line between playfulness and meanness.
• Notable Moment: TP calls Syd a “hatfish,” poking fun at Syd’s alleged habit of hiding her hairline under hats.

2. The Knicks’ NBA Championship, Celebrity Hat-Gate, and Fandom

Timestamp: 04:41–14:23

• Both hosts express genuine excitement for the Knicks' 53-year championship drought finally ending, even as neither is a hardcore Knicks fan.
  • “I’m a Josh Hart fan...He does the kind of shit we do on teams. Just having fun...Y’all treat this like you gotta be so serious at this job. You gotta take a load off somewhere.” (Syd, 06:31)
• Critique of how pro sports storylines are marketed, with appreciation for team-building over simple star-collecting.
  • “It’s almost like they built a team how a team should be built.” (Syd, 08:48)
• Irate breakdown of "championship hat-gate": celebrities (esp. Timothy Chalamet and Fat Joe) wearing the coveted championship hats before some players even got them.
  • “Why the hell did you have on a championship hat? What did you do to deserve a hat?” (TP, 09:55)
• Gushing over Spike Lee’s iconic commitment to the Knicks, and praise for his outrageous stadium fits.
• Discussion of ticket prices: $3,000 for nosebleeds, $112,000 for floor seats, and reflections on who actually deserves to be at these games.
  • “People put their whole life savings...so Timothy Chalamet, who can certainly afford...to sit courtside for absolutely nothing.” (TP, 12:38)
• The riotous aftermath: fans destroying cars (“Let’s set it on fire. It’s a Hyundai!”) and the wildness of New York sports celebrations.

3. Political Circus: Trump’s “Gayest” Birthday, Hypocrisy, and Voter Complacency

Timestamp: 14:24–24:46

• Extended, satirical breakdown of Trump’s birthday party at the White House, complete with cage matches, sweaty men in shorts, motocross, and a fake backdrop—highlighting the absurdity and hypocrisy of the event.
  • “You have so many problems with gay people, and you just had the most gay birthday party a man could have.” (Syd, 15:01)
  • “Is this what you think the Founding Fathers were...hoping for?” (TP, 17:15)
• Deep segment on racial injustice, the burden placed on Black women to “lead” every movement, and the reality of political choices in America.
  • “People are waiting for black people to do it. And the 92% that were on the same page and voted to not do this shit right here.” (Syd, 18:59)
• Honest reflection on class, race, and America’s reluctance to vote for their own interests.
  • “How are you fighting for billionaires and you make $47,000 a year?” (Syd, 23:26)

4. Billionaires, Trillionaires & Disconnection from Reality

Timestamp: 24:47–32:54

• Elon Musk becomes the world’s first trillionaire—a fact the hosts find more tragic than impressive.
  • Memorable Quote: "If you have a net worth of $1, you are closer financially to the second wealthiest person in the world than the second wealthiest person is to Elon Musk." (TP, 25:57)
• Comical dig at Musk: “He’s also built like his Cyber Truck.”
• Lament over extreme wealth inequality, with jaw-dropping stats about what a trillion dollars actually means (“31,000 years to spend a trillion at $1 a second”).
• Calls for a society where basic needs are met, with some darkly funny “Squid Games” analogies for how society should deal with problematic people.

5. Capitalism, Food Safety, and Corporate Greed

Timestamp: 32:55–34:16

• Rant on the absurdity of U.S. food safety laws (“No more heavy metals in your tampons or food—sorry for the inconvenience, corporations!”).
• Big corporations and the disconnect between elites and everyday citizens.

6. AI, Scandal, and Fixing Sports Bets

Timestamp: 34:17–35:30

• Donald Trump Jr. tries to claim AI faked his incriminating texts about fixed UFC matches—hosts note how easily people can dismiss reality as AI now.
  • “It’s so hard to conceptualize it being real...now AI is making up all these things...” (TP, 34:54)
• “If that’s being done at that level, what do you think is being done at the highest level?” (Syd, 34:49)

7. True Crime Deep Dive: Netflix’s “Maternal Instinct” (Taylor Parker Case)

Timestamp: 35:31–52:02

• Segment description: Both hosts recount the chilling story of Taylor Parker, convicted for murdering a pregnant woman and kidnapping her baby, as seen in the Netflix doc "Maternal Instinct."
• Dissection of “spoilers” and whether they ruin docs (both love the details anyway).
• Long, gripping retelling of Taylor Parker’s manipulations, fake pregnancies (despite a hysterectomy), and her meticulous schemes—including befriending women who lost babies, faking ultrasounds, and outrageous lies to her boyfriend Wade.
  • Memorable Quote: “She was buying fake ultrasounds...across the street neighbors when she was 10 months pregnant. She was swearing that the baby was still there.” (TP, 45:44)
• Emotional reflection on the real evil in the world, the capacity for people to be truly monstrous, and the importance of listening to your gut.
  • Key Message: “People have to trust that people are terrible people. Trust your gut with people.” (Syd, 51:07)
• Final notes: Taylor's continuing to appeal her sentence; justice system unpredictability.

8. Fan Mail & Lighthearted Advice

Timestamp: 53:41–54:59

• Listener Sydney sends a heartwarming DM asking if the hosts will review her college application essay. Both are delighted, promise to follow up and joke about their role as positive influences.

9. Closing Thoughts and Life Advice

Timestamp: 55:01–end

• A quick reminder on the importance of education; playful banter about only speaking on the podcast and “breaking up in real life.”
• Signature farewell: “Don’t forget to throw kindness around like confetti, everybody. See you next week. Be safe.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Championship Hats:
  • TP (09:55): “Why the hell did you have on a championship hat? What did you do to deserve a hat?...I hope every single player got a hat before Timothy little shitty Chalamet got a hat.”
• On Wealth Inequality:
  • TP (25:57): “If you have a net worth of $1, you are closer financially to the second wealthiest person in the world than the second wealthiest person is to Elon Musk.”
• On Political Absurdity:
  • Syd (15:01): “You have so many problems with gay people, and you just had the most gay birthday party a man could have.”
• On True Crime & Evil:
  • Syd (51:07): “People have to trust that people are terrible people. Trust your gut with people.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Family roasting & “Hatfish” banter: 00:00–04:40
• Knicks’ win, celebrity hat discourse, ticket price outrage: 04:41–14:23
• Trump’s White House birthday & political hot takes: 14:24–24:46
• Trillionaires & late capitalism: 24:47–32:54
• Food safety, capitalism: 32:55–34:16
• AI & sports betting scandal: 34:17–35:30
• True crime: “Maternal Instinct” breakdown: 35:31–52:02
• Listener advice (“Down in the DM”): 53:41–54:59
• Closing banter & signoff: 55:01–end

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Tone and Style

Loudly funny, irreverent, empathetic, and always off-the-cuff. Syd and TP’s rapport is intimate, sibling-like, and often morphs from silly tangents to deeply resonant commentary in seconds. The episode blends raw humor, unapologetic opinions, and moments of sincere care for listeners.

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For listeners craving basketball commentary, unfiltered pop culture takes, witty political insight, true crime chills, and unexpected life lessons—all delivered like a 2am voice note from your wildest (but wisest) friends—this episode is can’t-miss Unsupervised energy.

Transcript

[A]

What up, fool?

[B]

What?

[A]

So, I know I wear a hat a lot anyways, but, yeah, I was feeling away about it today. My nieces and nephew, and I'm gonna name them Logan Katori, sj. The girls, they've been on me since they got to the house. It's been endless, attack after attack. And luckily, TP was on the phone to witness.

[C]

Luckily is quite the adjective to describe my stance on the situation.

[A]

Adverb. But.

[C]

Adverb.

[A]

But you were there to witness a crime. Like, I enjoyed them messing with me because it's like, all right, get them tough. Like, you got to have thick skin. I'm like, but don't y' all actually go. Don't go be mean, like, out in the real world. Like, don't do this anywhere else. You could do it to me. They were like. They were like, yeah, we know.

[C]

We only let this one weird experience or, like, no one negative experience with any of these children. These children are pupils of the world. They are kind and loving people.

[A]

They are.

[C]

And they turn into. Brings out a very special side of them.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what's gotten into them, but, I mean, I'm on the phone with TP and there was a bug downstairs. So I think maybe y' all have them, but it's like, they look like cockroaches, but they're not. But they're brown and have, like, the black tip. They're annoying. They get all flat and shit. I'm like, they're, like, slender.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I cuss them out when I stomp on them, like, get the. So I don't know where they got in, but, like, one got in last night. And so they were screaming and running. My mom was like, give me a paper towel. I'm like, yo, what? Like, what's going on? I'm coming from upstairs, and I hear them like, cockroach, cockroach. I'm like, there's not. Like, my mom's saying what it is. She keeps yelling out, it's not a cockroach. And y' all aren't listening. So I'm going to get the paper towel, and I'm fussing at them. So when I hand it to her, I'm like, y' all get over here. Because they're, like, running off. I said, get over here. Y' all are big. It's a bug. Don't be afraid of it. Step on it. So they were like, Katori looked at me, she said, you know what it is? You're probably just nasty and you're so accustomed to it. Because they look at you like, ooh, I'd actually like to marry her. Cause you're so nasty. And I was like, actually, I was trying to help you be independent. I turned and looked at TP she was doing this on FaceTime, silently. So I leave out of beating her up. I leave out of the living room, and I go in the kitchen, Me. And I'm just like, no way. Like, they're doing a lot. My mom's like, okay, y', all, relax. Relax. So they come in the kitchen. They're like, actually, you know what? We thought about it. We don't even know if a cockroach would want you, because look at that hairline. Logan said that. And mind you, my hair was just out last night. And I was like, that was so

[C]

funny, because your mom was also giving you genuine advice about where you should be parting your hair.

[A]

That's why I used to part your hair on the side and let it flow and drop across your face. I'm like, everybody, wait a second. Nobody's ever spoken to me about my hairline. Like, usually the kids play with me, but they don't. Like, it's not about, like, my, like, physical stuff, really.

[C]

A lot of women never.

[A]

Never. So hairline was a first. I'm like, wait a minute. When do we start? When did we start really going, you know, at the person? Now, hold on. And then my mom chimes in. She said, that's why I tried. She said, I did used to tell you. I'm like, but you never made it sound like so.

[C]

You never made it sound like you needed to be a hatfish.

[A]

But go to the theme song. Go to the theme song.

[B]

Unsupervised. Unsupervised. Unsupervised. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Okay. We say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel Sitting tmp of the mix and they be keeping it real on brand, off topic, out of pocket anything you need, they got it watch you shout we know they going to block up in this game time? And you know I'm going blocking. They will cover everything like who harder than us? And yeah, we looking down on haters? Cause they smaller than us and yeah, my flow is so damn I be coughing it up? You said that we gonna fly well, then I'm calling your blood.

[A]

We don't know how to transition on time, so.

[C]

Which is why we're still lesbians. Anyway, little transition joke. Have a really good episode today for you guys. Some things that we're pretty passionate about. Just to read Off a few things. We got a basketball headline. We have a comparison headline. We got crunching numbers headline. We have true crime. Like, what more can you ask for in a podcast?

[A]

Nothing. Nothing. There should be nothing more you ask of us. We give everything that we can to y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

So don't come acting like we need to give you even more. What. What could you want from us? I drove here. I drove here through pouring rain and flooding waters. TP saw it. TP saw it.

[C]

That was. It was terrifying.

[A]

So y' all can't ask for much more of us. Like, we love you, but be reasonable. Seriously. Seriously. Oh, serious.

[C]

You good, Sid?

[A]

No. Yeah, I'm good.

[C]

Hey, speaking of, did you. How did you feel about the Knicks winning?

[A]

How did you feel? I. I don't know.

[C]

I was, like, kind of excited for New York. I'm like, I'm not a Knicks fan. I wasn't. Now I feel like, lowkey. I'm a Knicks fan. I, like, really happy for them. I felt like I should have cried for them. 53 years. I think it's 53.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Of no championships. Seems.

[A]

Yeah. That's a long time.

[C]

Seems like a stretch longer than I can conceptualize. I can only conceptualize, like, 34 years fresh. 34.

[A]

No, but Marty and her dad. Her. Her dad, rest in peace. He was a huge Knicks fan. So Marty is.

[C]

Is so, like, I saw Pyre was a fan, too. His little jersey.

[A]

Right? Right.

[C]

Was ready for the game.

[A]

He was so cute. But I. I like the spurs team. I was like, oh. Like, yeah. Like, I like this young team. They play well together. It's not that I wasn't going for the. For the Knicks. I really didn't have a dog in the fight.

[C]

I was just like, me neither.

[A]

It's whatever.

[C]

And I'm a Josh Hart fan. I'm a host.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Josh Hart. I'm like, he does the kind of shit that. That we do on teams.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's like, that's just having fun. That's just, like, regular shit to us. And y' all treat this job like you gotta just be so serious and professional. We're playing a sport. Everybody's here for entertainment, entertain.

[C]

Yeah. It's not like we're working in it. Like, there's four year olds that are trying out basketball for the first time that are playing the same game as these men making hundreds of millions of dollars.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Have fun with it.

[A]

Right. Everybody's so serious. I'm like, hey, loosen up, babes. You got to get a Hobby, like, you're too serious at this job. You got to take a load off somewhere.

[C]

I, I also do think that the Knicks, I feel like there's always storylines in like, pro sports, and you can tell by the way that the leagues being marketed not necessarily like teams, but the leagues being marketed like who you feel like could be in the finals that year. And this is one of the first years that the Lakers, the Lakers, the lakers weren't like 1 trillion percent getting beat down our throats because, like, there's only so many headlines in LeBron that you can take. Like, I don't care what time of the day he showers. I don't care what he does in his off season. I really don't care. It's really refreshing to have something new. And so the fact that the Knicks were being talked about so early in the season as well, obviously Wimby is a generational talent and I think the, the spurs are going to be back with how young their team is and how cohesive that they play. It's, it's going to be a no brainer that they're going to be back. Now, the Knicks, they've been waiting all this time to have a championship, to even get to the place where they could win a championship. And you know, these guys, it's good to see because, you know, they have like, I would consider them to be like a super team, but not like a super duper team. Like, they built this team, but it was also, they got a lot of really great, not like, not ultra superstars, but like really great player pieces. And they made an ultra superstar out of Jalen Brunson and then they complemented this guy with really great other pieces. And it's just so good to see, like a team win.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's almost like they built a team

[A]

how a team should be built. I'm like, yeah, no, that makes sense. If he's deficient in this area, let's get some people around him that'll help with that. Hey, you're good at this. You're not as good at that, but you're really good at this other thing. Could use that. What? That's just all a team is. That's all putting a team together is thinking, like, what? Their personalities don't mix? This probably won't work. I mean, something, some trades and other things you see happen. It's like, hey, I could have told you this was going to happen. Just from like, you remember when the

[C]

Cavaliers, in one of LeBron's last years, they drafted I Mean, they signed everybody in free agency. They had literally all the All Stars, and then they had to, like, trade half of the people before, like, even a fourth of the season was done because it just wasn't working. You remember they signed, like, Crowder and, like, all these, like, they just signed everybody on the Cavs, and it was just kind of like, I don't see this working out. And it didn't. And it certainly didn't.

[A]

Another thing about the Knicks game, you were pissed about the hat situation.

[C]

The hat. I'm so sorry. Like, I know Nick fans have been waiting for a while, but Timothy Chalamet, you haven't even been on this earth long enough to be, like, in that much pain of, like, wanting a championship. So why the hell did you have on a championship hat? What did you do to deserve a hat? Like, and as a player on the team, that, like, probably wasn't prioritized in getting a hat after I won my championship. Yeah, I'm just kind of like, I hope every single player on the team got a hat before Timothy Little shitty Chalamet got a hat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Because I'm like, you didn't do anything. And, like, come to find out, you didn't even pay for your courtside tickets, and I had to stare at you for, like, a big portion of these games. So you financially invested, and.

[A]

And he got to have them winning. Yeah. You'd be pissed if you're a player.

[C]

The only person I should have seen with the hat on, a Spike Lee. Spike Lee was showing up when the Knicks were trash. He was adamant. He was speaking out, like, we need to be better. We need to be better. Spike Lee's the only person

[A]

like, yeah, the fit. The fittest stuff. Like, he was really at the. At the beginning of that.

[C]

Spike Lee's hat was insane. Did you see his hat? Spike Lee can always dress.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I love the way that man dresses.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But his little bucket hat.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Was so sick.

[A]

But who else. Fat Joe got a hat. If I'm on a team, I'm like, all right, lean back. Let me get ass.

[C]

Don't dance.

[A]

Do the rock. Give me my hat.

[C]

Give my hat. No way.

[A]

Because that's crazy. Like, we're not living in reality right here.

[C]

We certainly aren't. And I'm like, also, you guys could afford to pay for the seats that you guys were sitting in. And to have the experience that you guys had, come to find out that y' all didn't even pay for it. It blows my mind. Y' all were just giving These things and people they were. There's all these stats talking about the price of the games in New York versus the price of the games in San Antonio and the price of this finals just.

[A]

Damn. You ran through San Antonio right there.

[C]

Ran through it.

[A]

You said

[C]

Antonio.

[A]

Damn. She made a new city.

[C]

San Antonio. Anyway. San Antonio. What up?

[A]

How much?

[C]

We had a really great experience in San Antonio when you guys were down in San Antonio. Yeah, we had this. We were staying at the hotel on the Riverwalk and I actually like, I actually enjoyed San Antonio.

[A]

The Riverwalk was cool.

[C]

It was really nice. It was really nice.

[A]

It was cool. But how much are the tickets for San Antonio Games vs so New York?

[C]

Well, I'm just going to start with the minimum ticket price to get into the game for the minimum ticket price to get in the game four was nearly $3,000 for a nosebleed to get you at Madison Square Garden. And the floor ticket prices were roughly around $112,000 for that. So there's people that were putting their whole life savings, everything that they've ever worked for, to get into these noseblees for three thousand dollars. For Timothy Chalamet, who can certainly afford one hundred twelve thousand dollar ticket to sit courtside for absolutely nothing. And also he hasn't been a resident of New York for that long. Like, I know that at his age, there's been other people that deserve these tickets more than Timothy Chalamet. I'm so sorry, but not sorry. Timothy. What the hell.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Actually the most expensive NBA finals ticket on record is costlier. It was in this game and it was costlier than a ticket at the super bowl and the FIFA Men's World cup at MetLife Stadium in New York. That's how passionate New Yorkers about, are about their team. And you know, it's about time that they won a championship. I am very happy for the Knicks. I'm happy for Cat. I know that this was a very emotional championship for him not being able to celebrate with his mom and just like the losses that he's had along the way and the stories that he had along the way. But you know, it's actually insane.

[A]

Yeah, the fans were acting a fool though. I'm like, damn, they're acting an absolute ass. How, like, how does it get to this over excitement about winning though? Like, why are we destroying property?

[C]

Yeah, but it's New York though. So did you expect it? Like, I expected it, but I'm like, this is crazy.

[A]

People are in like dire straits money wise. And you're Just ruining their car.

[C]

We're like, up, Gotta take down this Hyundai. Let's set it on fire. It's a Hyundai. You're like, damn, I just filled up my car too. Like, I got a full tank of gas. So the price of the car and the gas tank, which nowadays is not affordable. The White House hosted Trump's birthday party, the gayest birthday party that the White House has ever seen, that I've ever seen.

[A]

For people who are homophobic or in just, like, obsessed, but also pedophilic and also rapists. It's so insane. Like, you have so many problems with gay people, and you just had the most gay birthday party that a man could have. Like, clo. Like, next to actually getting penetrated by another man or having a sexual experience, this was about as close as we get.

[C]

I want everyone to close their eyes, and on a scale of 1 to 10, we can just, like, say for ourselves how gay we think this is. Okay, so it's a man's birthday. He says, for my birthday, I want to put a cage in front of my house. And I want people. I want men to be in these really tight elastic shorts, and I want them to just tackle each other to the ground.

[A]

Wait, what? You want this on your birthday?

[C]

On my birthday, I want to be super special. I want everyone to make a big deal about it and then sing me happy birthday.

[A]

Oh, okay. And so the men are just. They're just sweaty and fighting for. For you.

[C]

Sweaty and fighting. And there's gonna be multiple men. There's gonna be, like six series of different men fighting each other for my birthday. And this is going to go into the wee hours of the night. Like, we're going to. I'm going to watch this. These fights, these men wrestling each other to the ground. And we're going to put it on Paramount.

[A]

And have motocross. Like, the White House lawn with that backdrop that I didn't even realize was a backdrop win. When we were initially looking at it,

[C]

I'm like, barrier between the actual White House and the trash that was taking place, which was just a large drape with a picture of the White House on it.

[A]

So there was the trailer park event happening, AKA his birthday. And then we had a. We had a great house because it wasn't like, they didn't even put good money into it. It's not even the same.

[C]

The printer must have.

[A]

The printer wasn't ready, so we didn't check this trash. And then the gray house and then the white House behind it, and we're Doing this on the lawn. But we thought. Everybody thought Barack Obama wearing a tan suit. Terrible.

[C]

Absolutely terrible. Like, I. I want to ask all the, like, fundamentalists and traditionalists of America, like, is this what you think the Founding Fathers were like, hey, one day I hope to live in a country where we have motorcyclists jumping across the front lawn and men tackling each other for one night and one night only.

[A]

They probably.

[C]

Yeah, No, I don't think so. I really don't think so. Like, I really.

[A]

Oh, I think they did. I think they didn't envision the level because I think they were probably freaky, too, and doing the same that these dudes do. But I think the level of racism even they're astounded at. Because you have a country watching what's happening with the White House right now. But everybody's impression, not everybody, but a lot of people's impression of what the White House was going to turn into with the Obamas. There was the Brown House. You thought the lawn was going to be a cookout, Line dancing, chicken eating, chicken walking with chicken, watermelons being thrown in the air, people just dancing, you know, like, you thought it was going to be that because a black person was there. Look at what this man. Look at what this creature is doing. You're like, how people. Not absolutely.

[C]

Techniques and motorcycles in cage matches, like,

[A]

in the front law. While we're. While we're bombing countries.

[C]

While we're bombing countries, your birthday party, mass death. And we're, like, talking about war. We're throwing. Like, they also. Keep in mind, y', all, keep in mind, Trump was too busy to go to his son's wedding. He was too busy to attend his own child's wedding. But never too busy for this and never too busy to fall asleep at the Knicks game.

[A]

This is absolutely insane that people haven't. If you were watching a movie and you were watching what's going down in America right now, you would be like, why are those people so complacent in, like, why aren't they revolting? They're like, oh, because y' all are. Because people are waiting for black people to do it. People are waiting for black people to do it. And the 92% that were on the same page and voted to not do this shit right here. And everybody is worried about Kamala. And they're like, we shouldn't be deciding between the lesser of two evils. It shouldn't be no evil. Hey. But this is actually the real world. And so unless you are going to overthrow the system because you believe that it's all corrupt. You kind of just got to deal with what you're dealing with, don't you? So you do have to pick the lesser of two evils. But y' all didn't like her laugh? She didn't. She giggled too much. And we didn't ask for her.

[C]

We were too. She was too smiley.

[A]

She was too smiley.

[B]

Giggly.

[A]

We didn't want. We didn't. They should. Yeah.

[C]

That's why I'd rather smiley and giggly over sleepy in dementia, to be honest. Let's not forget pedophile.

[A]

So this is the thing. So people want for black people, Black women, the 92% to go first. We're not going nowhere. You see everything that's happening, all the boycotts, all the. Everything that black women have said, we're standing on. We're not given no more free access help. All of that. We've given the answer so many times to the test. I think we're at the forefront of most movements, like, because we consider everybody. But when it's time to consider black people, you look at this world, you look at the US Right now. We got this way because people didn't care about black people. But now what? It's at your doorstep, and you want us to still go first? No, the te. We gave you the answers to the test. Tp. If the professor gives you the syllabus on the first day, and it's like, you know when the tests are coming, so when the test day gets there, you can't be shocked.

[C]

You knew, like, shit. I had no idea. No, you. You definitely did. And I think that white people are just so complacent right now. And keep in mind, everybody, this isn't like a blanket statement. We're talking. Not talking about every black person, every white person. We're saying, as a consensus, this is what's going on. And as a consensus, it's crazy to see, like, ice taking over. And now white people are finally speaking up, and people are seeing what the

[A]

police are really like. We're like, hey, we. We were just trying to say that in all the books and all the. In all of the messaging, and you even see it on the news. We. No, yeah, we were just trying to. Okay, but now we see.

[C]

Do you get it now? Because now it's happening to everybody, regardless of your skin. At some point, you have to. You have to say, as a white person, like, hey, some things really didn't affect me, that they affected other people in this country. And now when you are at the doorstep of what's going on in this country and now you're, you're looking to lean on the people that have been through it. Why? Because black people have experience of being lowest on the totem pole, picked apart, degraded, diminished, possibly removed if it would have been the way of some people in this country. And you have white people now finally like realizing and waking up to the fact that it could be you next. Because I love to say this, the way that you vote, you should not vote for yourself, but the people under you, because at some point it will be you. If it's not black people, if it's not immigrants, if it's not trans people, if it's not gay people, then who's going to be next?

[A]

We fought for everybody, for everybody to have certain liberties and freedoms. And people come here and they treat black Americans like, I don't want to be y'. All. Everybody. Everybody. Because what people know is what you said, that somebody's got to be at the bottom of the totem pole in a capitalist society. And that's what we're in. You people want to get rich, but you are way closer to the next poor person than you are to the rich person. And people know that. So they're like, we got to keep pushing down.

[C]

We got to keep pushing down the same breath. Like, they don't actually acknowledge that because people will not vote for billionaire. Billionaire taxes. Millionaire taxes in the same bank.

[A]

How are you fighting for billionaires? And you make $47,000 a year, mind you, even if you make 500, if you, if you're going to work every day, you are closer to the middle class and lower class than you are to the elite of this world. They also don't give a shit.

[C]

And look at the percentages. The, the percentages of you to actually turn your life around. Like, even if you have a miraculous miracle story, like Oprah, for example, Oprah really had nothing. She had really hard beginnings and now she's a billionaire. That's, that's why Oprah only has one name. We just know her as Oprah because it doesn't happen to too many people. Like, there's only so many come up stories. So if you feel like you are separated by finances or by your, your skin tone or whatever it is, just realize that in the, in the truest of reality, you are closer to being broke then you are a millionaire or a billionaire. And that's just. It is what it is. Which brings us to our next troublesome headline. We have Our first trillionaire, everybody. Nothing to clap about. Nothing to be crazy excited about, because Elon Musk is now a trillionaire. And I can't even conceptualize this musty.

[A]

Call him Elon Musky.

[C]

Elon Musk.

[A]

Musty. He's also built like his cyber truck, which I think is so crazy when people do those comparisons. Like, if you're. That it's like his. His top is so, like, rectangular.

[C]

Because it's like. It's rumored that he removed estrogen from his body because he thought it was feminine. Like, allegedly. But men need estrogen and women need testosterone. It's literally just how the human body works. And you're not less of a man. Actually, if you have too much testosterone is when you start balding and when you start having, like, problems. And I don't know, by the looks of your body type, sir, you gotta get that checked out to have a

[A]

body like a truck. Like an actual truck and like one that you made.

[C]

He pulled up to the office, he was like, I want to be built. I want it to build like this.

[A]

Do me.

[C]

But I want the biggest windshield wiper of all time. You remember when that was a thing? Like, yeah, we have the biggest windshield wiper. Okay. Really cool. Just one. Or like, how many? But I'm like, that's nothing. That's really.

[A]

Bro. The. The amount of stuff that he could do with it.

[C]

Let's talk about it. Sid.

[A]

With a trillion dollars.

[C]

A trillion. Also, this is a true fact. If you have a net worth of $1, you are closer financially to the second wealthiest person in the world. Then the second wealthiest person in the world is to Elon Musk. So imagine that. Imagine that.

[A]

Imagine you could be that homeless person on the side of the road. Just imagine you could be without a home. Imagine it. I'm just saying imagine it might not happen, But.

[C]

But it could at least imagine. And you are closer to $256 billion, I think. I don't know how much exactly he's worth, but it's roughly around there than you are. Than he is. To being a trillionaire, which is now what Elon is worth. You can't help but to think that. Yeah, okay, so I lied. It's not. It's not 256 billion. It's actually 200 and. No, no, no. Larry Page is worth the second largest man. The second largest.

[A]

Mm. The second richest.

[C]

Second richest man in the world is Larry Page. And he's sitting at 292.7 billion. Loser. No, it's actually really crazy. You can combine the number two, three, and four. Yeah. And you still don't get it.

[A]

No, no. Three. Yeah.

[C]

And I'm like, I don't believe in billionaires and trillionaires and even like a lot of millionaires, like, there's only so much money that you actually need. But I'm like, until the world has food on everybody's plate and health care for every single person, I don't think that there should be people bragging about that you're one person's worth this much money, y'.

[A]

All. For what?

[C]

There's 1 trillion stars in the universe. So if there was a dollar for. Per star, he could, he could buy. No, there's 2 trillion stars in the universe. He could buy half of the universe of stars and he will probably.

[A]

What, SpaceX? I don't know. I'm not looking into it. I'm tired of these. I hate them. But it's, it's insane because if you spent a dollar every second, it would take you 31 years to spend a billion dollars. A dollar every second for 31 years. I'm 36. And you're whole 34. So if we have been spending a dollar for you up until last till three years ago, then you would have, you would have hit a billion.

[C]

I know.

[A]

To spend a trillion at a dollar per second, it takes 31,000 years.

[C]

I hope I make it that long.

[A]

Oh, girl, you will with glp1.

[C]

It's actually crazy.

[A]

That's, that's so insane. Like, you don't need that much money. You just don't. You can't even spend it in a lifetime, actually. So why don't we just make sure, like you said, that people have basic necessities because they're a human being. I mean, I think it should start at that. I think you should start with basic necessities. You should graduate when you show good behavior. If you're raping people, if you're a pedophile, if you're racist, if you're homo and transphobic, if you're xenophobic, if you're transphobic, if you are all of these problematic, problematic things, then I'm so sorry. Like, you, you don't advance. Like, you have to stay here until you learn a little. Is. No, it's fine. You just can't. You can't do that. You can't do that. Like what? Like you can't do that.

[C]

Squid games. It.

[A]

We have to. Because you can't do that here. We all were just talking about it, like in the back, we were like, hey, y', all, I think there should be, like, certain rooms. Like, I'm concerned for my safety around that person. So y', all, like, super steer clear. But, like, let's definitely go take this to the, to the meeting, because you shouldn't be able to do that. You can't. You can't be an awful person and then you get to become like, hey, hey, hey, people.

[C]

To get to this point, listen up, everybody. We're like, what is that? Is that what it says?

[A]

You gotta laugh to keep from crying?

[C]

No, seriously, this is.

[A]

This is actually. This should be horrific for people. And, you know, I think if we would, you know, turn the TVs off and turn the phones off and, like, get in community and talk to people again and see some people have some different experiences. You have to diversify your life. Nobody else is going to just do it for you. You should be. You should be seeking opinions of people who are different than you or seeking understanding at least wanting. Wanting information. Go read a book. If you're not going to immerse yourself in the situation, go read about it first and then see if. Damn. Like, maybe I got to change my perspective. I've read, like 20 books kind of saying the same thing, so it's almost. Okay. Maybe darker people aren't just stupid because they're darker.

[C]

I'm like, hey, maybe we should start, like, ruling how to, like, you know, depict who should run things and who shouldn't. Not based off of skin tone and just money. And if your daddy's rich and you just got handed some cash, like, it should just be your IQ and the way that you handle yourself rooting for

[A]

billion and trillionaires and like, not voting for the people that are closer to you is so absolutely, like, crazy and mind blowing. They don't care about you.

[C]

I'm like, if you've never had a handshake with a billionaire, you shouldn't be voting for them either. Like, let's put it that way, because maybe you guys can't sexualize that you'll never get there. So if you've ever touched a billionaire, you can't vote for him. I certainly haven't.

[A]

They don't know you, man, and they don't care.

[C]

They. What people don't realize is that if you have that much money, they now view the rest of us as a consumer. They don't care if you live or die. They want to know if you're gonna buy their product or not. That's the difference. And when. Until people Realize that because it's just alarming the fact that we have laws about what you can and cannot put in your food, what you cannot put in your water, what you cannot, cannot, like, do it. It's just crazy to me. Like, the fact that we're like, hey, you're not allowed to put heavy leads into your food anymore. We're ruling that out in 2026. No more heavy metals in your tampons or in your food. So sorry for the inconvenience to the corporations. We're going to have to remove that. Why are we saying that?

[A]

We're like, wait, what? I had no idea that was in there. No, no, no. We don't need to talk to you. You shut the up.

[C]

Are you serious? Like, and another thing that's blowing my mind is, like, this AI world that we live in, because now all these people that are, like, pushing AI and I can see why they're not pushing AI because there was an incident yesterday at Trump's party, birthday party, gay party, during his pride event, that his son, Donald Jr. Was, like, texting with one of the guys that was, like, a former UFC fighter. He was, like, asking about, like, inside betting, like, hey, is any of these. Max, any of these, like, matches fixed or anything like that? The guy was so disgruntled by, like, the fact that Don Jr. Is saying, like, these things are rigged that he actually screenshot it and put on the Internet. These have now been scrubbed, and Don Jr. Is now claiming that they were AI because they know that AI is so fake, and AI is making up all these things that it's now just a way to reroute your mind from being like, oh, no, it's not real. It's just AI. No, this is actually real life. We need to decipher, like, AI is not good, but certainly we can't just blame things that are real. And it's so hard to conceptualize it being real and this is just fixing a sporting event. Like, it wasn't trafficking or. Or, like, all the things that we can get into.

[A]

It was the lowest.

[C]

It's the lowest thing. Sports betting. You're corrupt. You're corrupt on a sports bet. You can't even, like, win gracefully on sports betting.

[A]

Gotta cheat in everything. When I am a dishonest individual.

[C]

When your dad. When your dad just bought a lot of stock in the father company of. Of ufc, like, you literally just bought a portion of the company because he's gonna die soon. That's gonna be yours. And you couldn't even not have A fixed bet. That's crazy to me, Don. Little Donnie gotta know.

[A]

So you got to know. If that's being done at that level, what do you think is being done at the highest level?

[C]

But honestly, like, I could rip on them for forever. So for the sake of the pod, we just got to move on to Another Series of Unfortunate Events. And, guys, get ready. This is another spoiler alert segment. So, yeah, buckle up for this one, because this one's actually insane. But before we get started on spoiler, Sid and I watched this documentary called Maternal Instinct, and if you haven't seen, it's on Netflix right now. And if you haven't watched it. Actually, I'm gonna ask the question to Sid before I say my next line. Sid, are you the type of person.

[A]

Are you one of those people? No, I have to ask you. I have to ask me. I want to know from you first, because you started to answer, and I

[C]

was like, no, cut me off.

[A]

Off. I cut you off then. And you just tried to do it again.

[C]

Because I just want to say my piece.

[A]

Are you one of those people that will not watch a document, like a TV show or a movie because somebody's already told you about it? Like, you know what's gonna happen? Does that bother you?

[C]

It irritates me. Like, if I really cared about it and I asked you not to do it, and you still told me, like, that irritates me, but I'm gonna watch it. I hate one of those people. I'm like, hey, don't tell me. And they're like, yeah, but, like, just wait till you get to the very end. I'm like, don't do that. But no, I'll still watch it, though, because, like, I do want to know. And sometimes if I don't want to watch it, I do want a synopsis so I don't have to watch it. That's like, with scary movies and stuff like that. So what about you?

[A]

Yeah, I'm just. No, I'm like that. I'm not like that. I don't care if you say, what happened? I'm still gonna watch because I didn't see everything before. Like, you told me a little bit of the story, but I still want to see everything else. It's no. It's no big deal. Half the time when I'm watching something anyways, I'm going off into another, like, what. What I would have done.

[C]

Because also, a lot of these true crime docs like you, I did. I wasn't familiar with this story at all, which Is kind of crazy because it was, it didn't happen that long ago. But other ones I'm like, sometimes you like know the storyline and like you're vaguely familiar with what happen. So you do know, but you don't know the detail. And I think in true crime, the detail separates it. So absolutely. In true crime, I would definitely continue to watch because y', all, this one is. It's hard to, it's hard to actually watch at the end.

[A]

All, all the way through for real. You can see what. At a certain point it becomes clear what, what she did. So what's her name? Taylor.

[C]

Taylor Parker.

[A]

This was absolutely insane because the like the amount of people that thought something but the girl was never like, I'm telling, I'm telling like a lot of people. And, and if I hear this about a person, I'm believing them. Like I'm gonna, I'm gonna start with like a level of belief. I'm gonna keep it in my mind. Like what I heard. I mean, I fully believe. But if it's really crazy, I'm like, who would say that about a person? Like, that's not just something you hear every day. So I'm like, okay, this was odd. And then whenever I'm around that situation or that person again, I'm watching everything, right? Like a hawk.

[C]

Like there's nothing, there's nothing that you're doing that I'm not. You can't even like walk over and go grab a tissue without me, like making sure there's nothing else in that tissue box, right? I knew all the way down because the. These people, it's about like these people are in rural, like Texas. They're like kind of self proclaimed, like country people. This guy, the guy Wade is the boyfriend of this woman. And Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade. Wade met this lady, I think at a rodeo or something. And he was kind of manipulated. This lady is an ultra manipulator. Like not just him, but he just, watching the documentary just seems like a very gullible country guy. Harmless, harmless. Like he seems like he just puts his head down and like goes to work. He's not really like worried about too much. But also you can tell that he didn't pay attention in school because he doesn't understand biology. He doesn't understand how pregnancy works. He just seems to just believe every single word that this lady is telling him. And to his defense, she is a mother of two before this happened. So he was saying that he was just leaning on her because she feel, she felt like the expert in the situation. She already did this twice and he's never done this before. And keep in mind at this point they were dating for 30 days.

[A]

Yeah. This has been, this has been a month. This is, it was insane what was taking place over this. What took place over this time span. It was like, I don't know, like love bombing. And it was. And manipulation. Which, I mean, which is that it was so many things in one that he was probably just like overwhelmed. Like what is going on? Like wait, what? You're, you're pregnant? Like every, everything that took place in that amount of time, it's just like I hadn't even decided if I wanted you to be my girlfriend. For real. Yeah. But they didn't moved in like done all this stuff.

[B]

Right?

[C]

She like found a way to move in with him. Like, right. You could just tell that he was like, I don't know, he didn't speak a lot on like what he was thinking, but you could just tell that he was trying not to give up on like a baby. Like he was just trying to be like maybe a supportive dad. Like he, he, he told everybody he wasn't in love with the girl, but he was just trying to do right in the situation. And right. He, he, he was just so blinded by every single lie. And also there's another thing about this guy. This lady didn't have sex with him for like five months. What man would not be dating someone after one month? Like brand new. Y' all are in the honeymoon phase and you're not having sex with your partner as a man.

[A]

His friend was like, wait, what the hell man?

[C]

Wait, you're not getting white.

[A]

No, because. Okay, also the, the. Not the best friend. It wasn't the best friend.

[C]

The girl's best friend. The guy's best friend.

[A]

No, I was about to say the girl was doing all of this.

[C]

The girl Taylor.

[A]

So Taylor, sorry, the main girl, Taylor, who was faking the pregnancy, she was also befriending women who had had situations where either their, they lost a child, their kid was killed. Like all of these, you know, just like crazy situations. And she would go and use.

[C]

Just take the stories that she's learned from all these people suffering from real life incidents that they. You lost a child through this, this or that and using it, using the storyline in her own life. And it's scary.

[A]

So she, and she was. So one of the people that she befriended was the girl who was the, the girl who was getting married. So this girl had a baby when she was 17. Her parents were, like, disappointed and upset because she was so young, but they said. But she was meant to be a mother. She was one of those people who just. That was her calling in life to be a mom. And she was a great mom is what they said. So she befriended this woman. This. This woman. She photographed the wedding. She was, like, in all the pictures. And friends were asking, like, like, who the fuck is this girl? Like, why is the photographer jumping in the pics, acting like a bridesmaid? This is hella weird. You know, that should have raised, like, real. That's not even professional. On top of just, like, I would never do that for some people. I don't know unless they, like, invited me. I could see her just jumping in, like.

[C]

But she said that she got her on a. On a bargain. So, like, they weren't trying to, like, tell her anything because, like, finances were an issue, and she was doing it for very, very cheap. So it was just kind of like they dealt with it. Come to find out, this woman was plotting.

[A]

She was plotting also, y'.

[C]

All. Taylor, after her two kids, had a hysterectomy by choice.

[A]

The most important part.

[C]

The most important part of the story is that.

[A]

Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. No. The woman's death is the most. Absolutely part in the baby. This is the second.

[C]

This is important. And it's the craziest, craziest thing, because people started catching along. Friends of the family, friends of Wade's started catching along, sort of like bringing up questions. Wade's mom was skeptical from the start, and you could tell that she was. Was struggling with how to confront the situation because it was just so far gone. And she was even like, he doesn't know what he's doing. This is well over his head. Blah, blah, blah. But

[A]

he just said she was faking to be a millionaire as well.

[C]

Oh, and also she was Scamanda. She was. When she was younger, she had best friends. The best friends were interviewed in the show. She faked all kinds of cancers and, like, different things to get to this point. She. Her and her best friend broke up. Like, so she was a little bit distant. She created a new and complete lie. Just. She separated herself from the people, but not necessarily location. It's a very small town. The doctor that she was going to when she had her babies at 17 is the same doctor that she was using as a reference point to say that she was pregnant. And when people would call in and be like, hey, our gender reveal paper says 2016 on it. Can you, like, explain this? And they're like, yeah, we don't send out papers like that. And the doctors aren't allowed to say anything.

[A]

Sonograms.

[C]

But they were using hipaa saying, like, hey, we can't say anything but hipaa. But just use your better judgment. Trust your gut. If a doctor was telling me to trust my gut about a pregnancy situation.

[A]

Yeah. The only thing to. The only thing to. If it's trust your gut, there's only two options. Either you're pregnant or you're not. So if they're telling me trust my gut, I guess she's not preg.

[C]

I would take that. And also, it wasn't just one of the doctors. I was doing this. It was like the. The doctor here, a doctor there, a doctor across town. All these doctors, they're communicating. Had some kind of rapport with. Were all saying, like, hey, she was making fake.

[A]

She was doing fake. What is it? Ultra. Like, she was doing, like, fake pictures.

[C]

She was buying fake ultrasound. Ultrasound, Internet. She bought a face. Why are you buying baby belly? But she barely wore it because was her. Across the street, neighbors when she was 10 months pregnant. It's not funny. She was not funny because she was 10 months pregnant. She was swearing that the baby was still there. It was, like, so long. She was swearing after she got caught on the side of the road with a baby with the placenta and the umbilical cord that it came out of her when she wasn't hemorrhaging. There was no blood involved. So where did this baby come from? If you just gave birth on the side of the road and your pants were stark white.

[A]

This is, like, this behavior, her doing all this. And then the point to lying away. There was always an excuse about why he couldn't come to the doctor. He. He wasn't paying attention to her stomach being bigger and it's smaller. Bigger. It was Covid. He works a lot. He went. No, he wasn't paying attention or asking questions.

[C]

He seems sick of her. When she said, hey, I just gave birth in the car, he was like, I gotta handle some stuff. I guess I'll be there in a minute.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So she went. The day that he was. She was supposed to deliver. The girl called in a bomb threat

[C]

to the hospital in a male's voice,

[A]

called in a bomb threat.

[C]

She got a.

[A]

In a man's voice, was using a voice changer on a phone, called in a bomb threat. She was texting herself from, like, 30 accounts. And the. The investigator said, I don't know how. She didn't need A three ring binder to remember all these lies. Like, that's the extent of insane that this woman was. And she lied to Wade on the day of. And then she made up another lie, said that he needed to go, like, buy some cattle so that when she gave birth, he wasn't gonna be there. So she's on the way to the

[C]

house, like, cell hogs, acting like she's

[A]

on the way to the hospital.

[C]

To a guy that she talked to.

[A]

Exactly. To a fake guy, followed up with, never followed up. So she goes to that girl's house, makes, you know, like, hits her to make sure that she's home with a knife and a baby bag and murders her. A scalpel in a baby bag is what they said in the interrogation room. She had a. Not a baby bag and a scalpel and was trying to make it seem like the girl. They had gotten into a fight. And the girl told her, because she was about to die, that she needed to cut the baby out of her and leave her. She said. She told me, she said, just cut it out. Leave me. The police officer leaned so close to her, he says, she did not say that.

[C]

There's no way that she was bleeding out and said, leave me here to die

[A]

or cut that out of me.

[C]

But the fact that she went into Taylor, went into the police station, and she gave multiple different versions of this story and all, but tp, they don't

[A]

even know when she was driving to the hospital. Like, that's when. That's when the police stop her.

[C]

Stopped her on driving really erratically, like, swerving, and somebody pulled her over. She then called the cops saying, like, there's a state trooper behind me. I just gave birth. I need help getting to the hospital. She gave birth on the side of the road, allegedly. And then everybody shows up. So the first. The first images that you see of this woman is like a police body cam footage of her sitting in the car and the babies blurred out in her lap also. And he's asking her, like, you just gave birth? And she said, yes, she said about 35 minutes ago. Which is also really strange, that she's giving, like, accurate times of how long ago she murdered this woman, where the baby was. She was like, yeah, it was in this place. She named the city. She made it to the hospital. They're like, yeah, she's not letting us do a vaginal check. And she's also not hemorrhaging. So, like, we need to make sure the police come in. The police are like, hey, we need to make sure that the. Like, that you gave birth and that you're okay, so we need to, like, check. And she was like, no, I don't want to be checked. And they were like, okay, you can either keep the baby and be checked, or the baby's not yours. And she was like, all right, it'll be checked. And the police was like, you know, the doctor will be able to tell in one second if you gave birth right now or not. And so the doctor came in and there was like, there's absolutely no way that she gave birth. And pause. You know, another reason that she can't give birth. She had a hysterectomy. She had a hysterectomy. So there was no possible way. And through my experience with the hysterectomy, I know that I will no longer be able to carry a child. And so she went through all these lies. She was standing on it so hard in court and police interviews in the moment, all to prove that she was actually pregnant, which she was not, because people were ridiculing her. She's not pregnant. And the only girl that had her back was a pregnant woman that she murdered. Was a pregnant woman that she murdered.

[A]

I think the mo. Like, the most, like, what I walk away with whenever I watch stuff like this. I don't know how people watch true crime stories. And you don't understand the real, like, evil that exists in the world. And also, like, that's not a normal thing to be able to cut a person open. And she didn't throw up on the scene. She didn't have throw up on her clothes. Or you just. You just.

[C]

You could do that.

[A]

You just did that and walked and walked away. Like, truly incomplete. Well, actually, it's not even incomprehensible. There are enough examples. People have to trust that people are terrible people, I think, like, that. Trust your gut with people.

[C]

Like, if something feels off, if you.

[A]

You have to believe that people can be this bad, you gotta stop acting. This is horrific. So many times, this is horrific. Like, that girl was nuts. Nuts. Like, actually nuts. I'm trying to think if that was even the crate. Like, the. The craziest way to wrap it. Did she do anything at the end? Oh, she.

[C]

She was sending the youngest woman. Yeah. And she's trying to appeal.

[A]

She's still appealing. She's trying to appeal and stuff. Even though.

[C]

But who. Like, who. The way that the justice system works. Like, I, like, don't hold your breath. Everybody. Like, you just never know. Never know.

[B]

She.

[A]

You never know. TP one Day. We're gonna get it, buddy.

[B]

Y', all. We.

[A]

We talk when we're on the way to the studio. Usually we're like, all right, 45 minutes.

[C]

Like, yeah, we're not gonna talk else. But, hey, that's why y' all show up to the pod. It's not like we're just. Y' all just staring at us the whole time. Shout to the videos, people.

[A]

Shout out, Audio, man, are you good, Sid? Audio, what's up?

[C]

Y'?

[A]

All. Love y' all so much. Hope everything has been good, y'. All. If you're, you know, enjoying pride or just enjoy trying to enjoy life. It's crazy out here. Audio. But, you know, I think about y', all, and, I mean, I love y', all, you know, I know I don't always show it, and that's just something I got to work on, but y' all stick with me.

[C]

Yes, Sid. Recanting her take on audio. Kind of scary. June 15th.

[A]

You're keeping notes of me being scared.

[C]

Yeah. Keep your friends close, everybody. Anyway, now it's for our special time in the episode where we go down in the dm. Echo down. Echo down in the dm. Echo down, echo down.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. This is actually so cute. Tp. Okay, so Sydney wrote in name twin. Oh, but. But it's S, Y, D, N E E. So fraternal. It's a girl. Hey, Syd, ntp. I've been watching the show since the beginning. I've watched just about every episode. I absolutely. That wasn't the right amount of energy. Hey, Syd. Ntp. I've been watching the show since the beginning. I've watched just about every episode. I absolutely love the W. As a girl who likes girls myself, I was wondering if y' all will be up to reading my college application essay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so cute. It would be amazing to have Yalls opinion on it, as you guys are some of my biggest influences in my everyday life. I love you both so much. Happy pride. Thank you all. Thank you for all you do. You guys always bring me joy, no matter how I feel. Oh, my gosh. I could cry right now. I'm not even joking.

[C]

Yeah, I'll do it. This is so cute. First of all, I have a few

[A]

questions, so I'm gonna hold the tears

[C]

before we can read. Is. Is the application in the DM or. No, we're gonna have to follow up.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Also, Sydney, I want to know where you're applying to and what you want to study. Like, what is. What is your future looking like, or what do you want your future to look like?

[A]

Yes, yes.

[C]

That is.

[A]

So you have to know.

[C]

But we'll.

[A]

We'll message you. We'll message you back so that we can get that from you, and absolutely, we'll do it. So. I mean, that's our show, y'. All. Education is so important. Like, you don't want to turn out like the idiots we discussed in this show. TPA was really fun chatting it up with you this episode. I always feel like it's been so long.

[C]

Yeah. Because you. You literally don't talk to me so that the podcast can be better. And I'm like, yeah, I might have to break up with you in real life, though. It's cool, though. Love the pod.

[A]

Long as we got the business. Hey, well, if y' all have any drama, I don't know if you even want our advice on shit no more, but if you do, DM us at unsupervised ctp. Shit.

[C]

And as always, don't forget to throw kindness around. Like confetti, everybody. And until next week, we love you and we'll see you then. Be safe.

[A]

Bye, y'. All. Love y'. All. This thing messes me up because it's reversed. It's like on.

[B]

Yeah. Yes, yes. Okay. We say what we want and yeah, we say what we feel Sitting tmp of the mix and they be keeping it real on brand, off topic, out of pocket anything you need, they got it why don't you shout when you know they gonna block it? When it's game time and you know I'm gonna blocking cover everything like harder than us and yeah, we looking down on haters cuz they smaller than us and yeah, my flow is so dam I be coughing it up? You said that we going flat w Then I'm calling your blood unsupervised? Unsupervised,

[A]

Unsupervised. Sam.